The Yak - Cheah's New Year's Resolution is Off to a Swimmingly Good Start | The Yak 1-8-25

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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How we doing? Average. Yeah. Average? Right at average. Oh that's the big T average? No, it's Wednesday. Do an average.

Can Wednesday ever be a 10 out of 10? It's an average day and an average week. I like Wednesday. It's a good turning point. Christmas was a Wednesday. Christmas was a Wednesday. New Year's Day was a Wednesday. Blackout Wednesday.

Maybe they were. Yeah, and college Wednesdays were always fun. Why? I guess Wednesday afternoon. Blackout on Wednesdays. Girls night. Wednesdays girls night? We didn't have big Wednesday afternoon. Blackout on Wednesdays. Yeah. Girls night. Wednesdays is girls night. We didn't have big Wednesdays.

We had big Thursdays. Wednesdays was always our stay in and drink but play games. Mississippi State University. Really? Yeah. When I was hanging around with the students. Tuesdays was big because they had a flip night where they'd flip a coin and you'd get half off if you called it, right?

Cool Mondays was dollar midnight bowling just a dollar bowl all night. That was that was Mondays Tuesdays was nothing Not Tuesdays at the Boston Bean or you'd get all you can eat wings for $15. Really? Yeah All you can eat. Yeah, how many can eat me? Motherfucker like me. Yeah, You get about $15 worth of wings. Probably a little less. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the all you can eat always is just you think in your head. You're like, I'm about to fucking take them down. Yeah. And then you have your fifth slice of pizza at pizza.

And you're like, I'm good. They closed down endless shrimp at Red Lobster. Oh, yeah. Someone tried to beat it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah, bankrupted them. They literally went bankrupt. That's not like that, but like even showing up and eating as much as you can, it's not like you're a bear. You can't like have that energy last for three months.

Yeah. Really, really sick and feel like shit. And you have diarrhea of the ass. Yeah. Well, that's where you have diarrhea. It's like you kind of lost, lost even though you I guess you technically Won because you bankrupted them. We think people are ziplock bag in it probably Stuff into there it's like a good ziplock bag

No, it's like a spite thing like remember when you get the drinking wristband deals And you just try to drink yeah as much as you thought it was worth bottomless mimosas only $90 yeah Try to drink. Yeah as much as you thought it was worth bottomless mimosas only $90. Yeah The dollar emit because they put a time frame on it, too Yeah, because then you're like fuck I gotta I gotta get to work I've never I've never got my money's worth on anything like that. No you guys talking shrimp. Yeah I got a shrimp take okay, hold on Okay, now I'm ready. I Hate when you get when you go to restaurant you get shrimp

I had shrimp last night a trip salad at a restaurant They leave the tail are you going on by the way I took my kids on Tuesdays. I think it's just me and my two guys Yeah, I I Why did they leave the the tail thing on the shrimp take it off It's annoying. Why am I doing that? Isn't that the handle? Yeah, you just bite down to the tail. They got a shrimp salad. Let's pick it up. I don't eat seafood But I what it is it is where they put a tailed shrimp on a shrimp salad. Was this salad? Oh But if it's like a shrimp cocktail you from cocktail

I understand or if it's in like a any pasta dish Yeah, yeah, like a pad Thai take it out take it out agree great points. Oh no, Stephen Do you have another restaurant that you're like dead in because Chipotle is never gonna? No, no this place was very good Peggy Canadians in our next night's very good, okay? Quite point though Yeah, that crazy that we were talking shrimp, and you had a shrimp yeah, that's so lucky That's in on that one for a while marks for a shrimp colored shirt kind of That's the only word to describe this color.

Yeah. Big Ken, I like your elephant colored shirt. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Wins again.

Yeah. Hey, Wins again. It's exact. Shrimp colored. Shrim shrimp colored shirt just Pantone to my boy. All right You try to heat check one Icarus one too far Nick I'm getting my first tattoo today. Yeah, man. What? Yeah, cuz I lost the BFD I've been doing it for the last couple years years. The commanders and bears, we bet a tattoo bet.

Oh, yeah. It started because we were both bad. And he got a tattoo last year, and I lost. So Tyreke Stevenson, thanks so much, dude. Wow. Tattoo. What are you getting? I think I'm going to get the Grateful Dead lightning

bolt on the side under my watch. Because I don't want, I want a couple of tattoos, but I also don't want my kids to be like, what like what's that and they're going to be tattooed kids. Yep. You got to be able to hide it. Tattoo kids. Yeah they're going to be like when's my first tattoo. Your son gets his first at six.

Yeah. Are you nervous? I don't know does it hurt? I don't want to be the person that's like oh I love the feeling of tattoos actually. Yeah that guy. Because people's chicks say that. Yeah because I kind of forgot about the whole it hurts. It does hurt To on the show, huh? Huh? You're only one for long

But you didn't know that Feeling your three-year-old poke Tell tightness what the tramp stamp is cuz even trashier than that, right? Genuinely, I wanted to honor my Irish heritage Trashier than that, right? Genuinely, I wanted to honor my Irish heritage without my parents seeing it. They were very strict. And I had never heard the term tramp stamp.

This was back when I was 18. I got it like the day they dropped me off at college. So I got a Celtic shamrock. I asked Jeeves to the image. I got a Celtic shamrock over a heinous birthmark. It's like a red spot. So it looks bad anyway. And then the stem stops right at the top of my ass crack.

So it's like, it looks like it's like when I get lucky, it's like, it looks so bad. It's literally pointing. It's as trashy as it gets. It's as trashy as it gets. And it's like hideous. And back in my single days, you had to give the fellas a warning.

Yeah. And say there's something back there. There's something back there. But this was before Tramp Stamp was coined. So you didn't know that it was a stigma? I didn't know. I would literally, I remember sitting in class thinking it was so cool that I would hike my shirt up a bit

because I wanted people to see that I had it. It was cool. It was sexy. Yeah. Not on me. Maybe a butterfly. No, in general. Tramp Stamp's had a moment.

Everybody had them. Julia Fox has, looks like a base guitar going up her. She's like a crazy tramp stamp Well, some hot ladies have them. Yeah, I'm just I mean TJ and and oh, yeah, TJ They have we have yack tattoos. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, is the posturing still there Steven? Do your kids never was do your kids ever say anything about it? Oh, it wasn't a punch. Okay, they're, it wasn't an appoggiaton. Okay. They're not like, what is that? Yeah. They're probably overthinking it.

No. Yeah, they don't give a shit after. Okay. It feels like a paper cut and slight burn at the same time. That's it. I fell asleep during my last one. I liked it. Oh, what a bad.

See, that's a corny take. What's the bullshit? How long ago was that? What was the last time? I loved it. There was no, I actually liked the feeling so much. TJ, what was your first- No, it hurts. Wasn't your first tattoo like a major tattoo?

Yeah, I have boxing gloves on my right shoulder. Oh, it was a doozy. Yeah, he doesn't have any half-assed tattoos. When's the last time you got one, TJ? 2022. We have a guy coming in today, Teej. Are they smaller than they used to be? I'll do it.

I want to get a silica gel pack. Ooh. Ooh. What? Like the thing in the bottom of beef jerky, okay? No, I have to get a tattoo today too for a fundraiser thing So I'm right there with you. What do you get? I mean you've gotten a month. I'm getting a wheelchair That says Nimrod for a quadriplegic fan of ours. That's badass. That's awesome. I'm gonna get on my kneecap So Titus and Kyle me and you and you, and Danny, untattooed? It's harder not to.

Unsullied? Damn near. This is the last year. I don't like any fashion decision I've made three plus years ago. I don't like anything I've done in the last week. Yeah. Tattooed would be like the equivalent of the Facebook

time hop thing, where they'd be like, 10 years ago you posted this on Facebook, and every single time you're just like, the fuck yeah that's terrible that would be I was just posting office quotes thinking yeah ten years ago that's what a tattoo would be to me is there none of mine are serious so that's kind of you lean into that that's a it's a good place to be I would try to get a cool one I think huh who got your grandmother recently? Don't know him. Wow. No, Vibs got it. Oh, yeah, Vibs gave it to me. Somebody else got it as well. That's right. A fan showed up to one of his events with his grandmother.

His grandmother passed around. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, that's kind of a funny tattoo. You should be like, yeah. But you have to explain it so deeply. That's what makes a joke really funny. And you still have the swastika. I still do have the swast funny. Yeah, and you still have a lot of time to have I still do have the swastika. Yeah that dude got it skanks and archer her husband. Oh

Husband skanks and archer that's an odd place to get it is that would her side of the meat shit But do people like regularly ask you like the meaning of something you have on your body? No. Yeah, I never get asked to explain something. I never get approached. But you don't show them off much. Not at all.

You don't wear shorts. No. Not on your leg, right? No, my arms are pretty covered. You said kneecap is what you're getting today? I got the tungsten square on my kneecap, but I just, I don't know. That's what like mafia dudes do. It's supposed to be like one of the most painful spots, right?

Really, yeah. What is the most painful spot? The taint. Yeah, probably the taint. Ribs? Ribs? Chest, I've heard. It's like areas where you don't have a lot of tissue.

Got it. Oh, a lot of tissue. Like, maybe like your ankle. Oh, so wrists is gonna hurt? Yeah. Fuck. Oh, a lot of tissue. Like maybe like your ankle. Oh, so wrist is gonna hurt. Yes. Fuck. TJ, where are yours? Forearms, shoulders. Did forearm hurt? No. More than shoulders, but not that bad. So what's the most non-hurty place? The shoulder you think? Probably the leg or the butt. Your mediast area, yeah. Oh, the cock? Yeah, you wouldn't feel a thing. Cock. You'll be fine, Dan.

A lot of guys get tattoos right before they turn 40. Yeah. Their first tattoo. Yeah. Yeah, this is cool. It's a thing that happens. I'm going to really drive a poor vet to work. The guy that sang the Disney songs

became a late stage tattoo tattoo guy Randy Newman no Another Phil Collins Newman songs are just good. Yeah, I think enough Phil Collins. He's got turned real cool Now he's covered in tattoos. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get that point maybe and maybe I Like the way it feels love the way it fucking feels. Do the JJ Reddick, just like one off season, come back. Yeah. That's part of the Duke. Didn't Kyle Singler do it too?

They changed Duke players change their hair, and they get tattoos. Is he OK? JJ? Singler. Singler. Oh. He's had some bad videos out there.

Yeah. Oh, what? He's had some bad videos. What were the videos? I think he's claiming to bad videos. Yeah, oh what he's had some bad videos. What were the videos? I think he's claiming to be People are out to get him or something. I don't know that Fuck yeah didn't laugh once when I watch no not funny. I'll laugh did not laugh one time No, I they're term of cheese ass thought it was hilarious. I think JJ lives where those fires are which are not

Crazy fires man Heidi Montag and Spencer parent They lost their house today Did you see the video the person inside? They lived these guys lived they lived they lived these two guys lived and their dog Everyone was asking about the dog. Yeah, not the day Oh my everyone was asking about the dog. Yeah, nice not the day That's California is though as such an amazing beautiful wonderful place And it looks like it sucks so fucking much because the earth can move and then fires just come out of nowhere Yeah, the wind was crazy start roaring five miles an hour wind

Yeah, that's just scary man What happened how do you survive I don't know. Did it skip his house? Yeah, I watched that video. I was like, wait, am I watching someone who's about to die? What are you doing in that situation? Just get in my car and drive. I think take your kids like nothing matters in your house. That's yeah. That's in that specific situation. Oh, and that one. I don't know. I have no idea about fire. Yeah, I was thinking about it last night. What do you grab? I think they were told to leave their cars. They were like cars just all over the street and they were bulldozing cars out the way and stuff like that. I saw that. Yeah.

Yeah, because you just like, what would you grab in your house? All of the beta blockers and just swallow them. At once? Have you turned the corner on it? Do you like how you're feeling? I'm lowering the dose. The fatigue has been overwhelming, but it does help. Which I don't know if I need it for the Yak. You want to be super tired and low energy just so your sweating stops? It's the heartbeat.

I don't think I need it for the Yak. It's more like if I was on stage. Social situations. Well, not just a generic social situation what's the primary purpose anxiety walking by me in the morning that yeah it attacks we've never gotten that right it's supposed to fix anxiety that's the it lowers your heart rate and it like stops the physical symptoms okay but it's primarily for like public speaking big presentations job interviews things like that. That's pretty cool

Yeah, so I recommend it if you Danny maybe oh yeah, you ever have an interview okay first date job interview first day. Yeah Second day make you feel and Ruby if you mix it with some other stuff stuff. Oh yeah. Little beta blocker. I'll be hitting you up after this. Yeah. Hey did Jason Whitlock take a shot at Dave today? Yeah. Yes. No kidding. Can I see it? Yeah. He's been kind of funny lately. Yeah I mean his the entire premise of that clip what it was two days ago where he was just like I steered clear of Joey Taylor because I know what I'm capable of. Because of that rack? Alright dude. I'm capable of cuz of that rack. All right, dude the Skin

Like just imagine having that be your spin zone being like yeah Nick Nick can never be in the same room with the Dario Cuz he knows what he's capable Yeah, like I'm such a good guy I go in the same room as her because we would fuck so fast I wouldn't be able to control. All right. Wait, what was the clip? What was the video? Fearless talking about joy Taylor who effing kid Yeah, whoever's doing the graphic work for Jason Willock is and soy boys we got a firearm It's a show called fearless with the topic soy boys in a graphic bone jugs This guy is doing the best like satire of all time top to bottom hilarious. Yeah

Well, did you see the other one yeah Who effing cares if they had consensual relationship or not and since when is actual some heavyweight who gets people promoted? I honestly don't even know why Joy Taylor is in the lawsuit because she was mean to her hairdresser yet simultaneously spilled her guts to her. Makes zero sense. Dave Portnoy. No common sense here.

Oh. No biblical wisdom here. No biblical wisdom. Oh. Hey, that's my wisdom? Dave Portnoy It goes back to the bone judge What is that graphic for? He's a sexual degenerate that

can't tame his lust for young women and probably enjoys being empowered at Barstool and the offers that he gets from young women that would love to work at Barstool and the offers that he gets from young women that would love to work at Barstool or love to benefit financially from Dave Portnoy.

And so he's basically, what has Joy Taylor done wrong here? She's pleasured her boss at Emanuel Ocho and hopefully countless others. That's a good thing. We need more of that. Dave Portnoy doesn't operate from the same biblical morality. Go back to the bone chugs. Please go. Yeah, please. We're talking Bible. Yeah, Dave Portnoy calling BS biblical morality. I think on the skip bail this aspect. My BS meter is on 100 million million a hundred trillion Hundred million trillion in this Fox Sports lawsuit just accusing people of sh. It doesn't make it Oh, I will say I curse on his own shit

On TV think it's just a biblical Loudly be defending themselves if they are innocent Is themselves if they are innocent. Ha! There it is! The great point is pro-sexual degeneracy. I like the sexual degeneracy. That's pretty fun. That's a pretty good guess. He's making a good living. Oh, jeez. I used to be pro-sexual degeneracy. You can make a great living being pro.

That gets rewarded. The devil has rewards. Is he a big dog guy? I I guess so guys like that love prefacing that they used to fuck yeah right because they think I used to when I was bad but now I'm gonna judge everyone back in my heyday again he said I used to be in the sexual degeneracy and then the graphic beside him still says bone drugs in harmony talking about biblical morality. Oh, yeah, you know butter cans in a bra. I Love his graphics his graphics guy is going off What remember he used to be like a very well respected journalist yeah, yeah, he was I actually enjoyed his work. Yeah

What happens to people because that happens to a lot of people in the media What's like the the turning point? I don't know. I think it's lucrative. I think he probably stopped being a sexual degenerate Yeah, yeah sexual degenerate Jason Whitlock was an awesome writer. He's an Indian apple. Oh, that's good He's an indie guy Jason Whitlock, it's a ball state. Yeah ball state Warren Central High School, it's watching some Ball State basketball last night Dave Dave Davis Yeah, I'm in that part of the calendar year where it's like I'm betting games I was just Walking Stella with my phone out watching Ball State basketball at like eight o'clock at night I mean, that's the answer to what would you do if you were surrounded by fire,

is like fire off a few more beds. Yeah, yeah, a couple. You throw a big parlay out. Just throw one out there. Something to get your head off of it, yeah. Dude, what would you do if you came back, your house is just gone, it's crazy. Spencer Pratt, do you know him from like Laguna Beach?

There's like videos of him on TikTok, he's like, oh, he's getting close. He's like standing right near his house just watching the fire creep closer and then on TikTok. He's like, oh, it's getting close. He's standing right near his house just watching the fire creep closer. And then he just, he's like, oh, there it goes. And then they get in the car and leave. That happened to my brother-in-law three years ago in Colorado, yeah.

No way. Forced fire. Big, huge fire in Colorado, yeah. Did they have enough time to get stuff out or it was like, nope. No, we actually were on the phone with him and we're like, there's a fire. We were in the town, we were leaving.

We were visiting, it was right around New Year's, we were visiting her mom and brother and everything. And then we got in the car, we were driving away and we saw smoke over in the distance. Yeah. And then we just kept driving because we were driving from Colorado to LA. And then the smoke just kept getting bigger and bigger.

And then we were calling the family, like, hey, there's smoke kinda over there. And they're like, yeah, we're fine. And then an hour after kind of kept getting bigger and bigger. And then we were like calling the family, like, hey, there's smoke kind of over there. And they're like, yeah, we're fine. And then like an hour after we had called her brother, and he was like, oh, yeah, it looks like it's over there. Oh, his house has started catching a fire. And then he got out. Holy shit.

That was the guy who gave your speech. That's right, yeah. Your wedding was like, so there was a big fire. He started with that. Yeah. Fucking awesome speech. Wedding speech being like, yeah, there was a huge fire Frank I needed more Frank I'm starting like ten different go crazy you are if I if that happened oh yeah one for my tack

one for my furniture your tech go fund me Piper Jones room. Yeah, you have to. Go fund me up the ass. This shit's crazy, man. It is, yeah. Watching the flights land and just looking like it was just the whole state was on fire. They said over 1,000 houses so far and counting. Is that a lot of houses?

I can't tell. That's not a lot. That's more than 500. But how many houses are like... I'm awful at estimating. You told me a thousand houses and that's an entire neighborhood, but no, right? No. Break it down by block. That's multiple neighborhoods.

That's several neighborhoods. Well, depends. Probably about 3000. My block probably has 40 homes Right, so it's a lot. Yeah, but each house is the size of thousands of 20 houses on your block True. I mean, these are some nice houses. I did I did this is probably bad, but I did go on Zillow last night And looked at houses in that area

What's bad about that? I don't know. In California? Yeah, just looking. I just didn't know anything about Pusiloh. When I see any news item about any town, I almost always go to Zillow and look at houses there. Yeah, I just love looking at Zillow.

I'm at Zillow almost every night. Yeah. Best deal I've seen is Kokomo. Kokomo, Indiana? Yeah, they got like mansions for cheap. Yeah, what's wrong that place? Rust Belt town. Yeah. Yeah used to be thriving and now it's Not up north Yeah, it's like an hour north of Bindi. Yeah

Mr. Basketball last year, Flory Badoonga, Kokomo, Indiana Kansas Jayhawk, I knew that only Kokomo in the world. You didn't go to Indiana? Beach Boys tried to take Kokomo from us. I think they did take Kokomo. No, heavens no. You hear Kokomo in Indiana. I mean, the whole time you're talking,

I'm just singing the song in my head. You hear Kokomo. People hear the word Kokomo, they think of the Wildcats, all right? Yeah, that song's not about Indiana. And then they think Beach Boys maybe a little bit down the road. What, are the Beach Boys still doing it?

Oh yeah, I think so. Poorly. Really? Like Frankie Valli think so. Poorly. Really? Like Frankie Valli poorly? Not that poorly. They can't hit those notes like they used to. Yeah. And I think the-

Aren't they dead? Some of them dead? The lead singer died? He had a great voice. I don't think he's dead, but I don't think he's doing stuff with them. Yeah, Brian Wilson. He went crazy, didn't he? Yeah, he had mental issues.

There's a good John Cusack movie about movie about it really yeah, yeah, say anything Yeah, Brian Brian Wilson was the guy behind all of it. He was the guy like wrote everything He was losing his mind as he was like he's like yeah He's like the creative force behind it, and I think the other guys maybe are still going But he's not part of it Kevin loves uncle was like the main one now. Yeah, Mike love yeah That's funny thing losing your mind while writing Beach Boys songs I know the teacher were doing surfing USA Yeah, you wouldn't get it or what was their deal like what were they up to?

Behind like off stage they were drug guys One of the guys there was boys got fucked up and I was like he drowned in Marina Del Rey like Yeah, just fucking around he was whoa really drunk. I was like brother Yeah, like diving for shit in the marina whoa and then drown they were like they're rock star I don't know my Beach Boy. Yeah, they got the Beatles and Bob Dylan into drugs We needed behind the music on the beach boys Manson who wasn't some of them hanging out with? Charles Manson.

You're right. I think that was the one that died, the one that drowned, I think. The porn star with the big dick was connected to Manson. What's going on? Holmes? John Holmes? John Holmes?

Or he was connected to some other murders. Marilyn Manson is dead? No. No, no, no. The other man, Charles Manson. Charles Manson is dead? Yes. No. no no I thought he died I think he's still out there somewhere any did he die he might be dead he might be

dead out there somewhere he still he might be he might be dead it's been 50 years since his thing yeah he's real cuckoo bad guy yeah he really was. Bad guy. Misunderstood. Is he dead, TJ? Manson? Yes. Dead. Yeah. Dead.

Long time. Seven years. Yeah. Seven years of dead. Yeah. No, that guy works here. Man is not well. He's crazy.

Little intern Jacob looking. Little pit. Yeah, yes. Speaking of which, where's our Plinko board? Oh it's being worked on, have you seen it? No. It's in the, you know, where your kids cars usually park. Yeah, yeah. In that room. It's back there. He's working on it. He's probably doing it right now. He like drew up plans for it. He like had it really planned out. You want me to go get a picture of it? Yeah. He said it's really large in size. Hmm. That's a puss. Spirit. It's bigger than Wemby. What? I don't know if it's bigger than, nothing's bigger than Wemby. Wemby. If you said something was eight feet,

that's I would picture Wemby to be way taller than that. Yeah, I'd agree with you It's eight feet doesn't when you're describing an item. It doesn't sound something. That's eight feet away is not that far away It's close. I had a seven footer reach out to me yesterday and say that he is a fan of the Jack Oh, hell yeah, Wemby. No is it? Oh, it said he and his brother. They are basketball players for the University of Vermont Oh, hell yeah, so it would be I didn't look into it but it would be verifiable probably that they exist. Him and his brother both play for the same team? I think so. I guess that's the team we got a roof for. Vermont. They usually get an attorney. Yeah they're tough. I think they're real tough. About two seven footers. About once a decade they're a super good team. Like Vermont's really good about once a decade.

Yeah, where they'll go to the 7 round. There'll be a 13 that can beat a 4. Yeah, and they never do. What was his name, Anthony Lamb? Sorrentine. Oh, yeah, Anthony Lamb. That was the most recent. Jay Sorrentine from the parking lot.

Yeah. Yeah. Kopp and Rath? Kopp and Rath. Was that them? Taylor Kopp and Rath? Is that his first name? Yeah. Big trouble Ben Bishop. But they never win. them Taylor cop and wrath is that son is that his first name yeah big trouble

Ben Bishop but they never win they wanted they won in 05 yeah we all remember it and then you see them like oh they could go on a run just like I will when you see they never do they never actually win yeah but that's okay it sticks in your head but now is the same way to me when Bucknell's in there I remember them being 20 years since Vermont one. Yeah, Vermont Has no brothers and no seven footers That whole Vermont What I mean you got catfish

This guy though what I mean you got catfish. What do you say? What if they were just on it two brothers No, hold on hold on hold on did he say I owed him? What a hilarious lie It's a fucking five eight dude just sitting in his friend is the guy to send that to though. He'll bring this out. Brandon's the guy that will just... A lot of these DMs are very mean. The boys are going to love this one. You're too dumb to read. Why don't you search Vermont?

You technically got catfished. State in the... Y'all leave me alone for a second. Okay. Everybody leave me alone for a second. Just chill out for a second. Is it this guy? You guys ever been to Vermont? No, that guy DM'd me something that didn't block me.

It's lovely. I would love to go to Burlington. It's great. It's a real treat. This guy's sending me a clip of me talking about, okay. Oh, you've been going viral on a lot of other formats, Brandon. Not your accounts, but your Gibbs take. Yeah, which was correct in college.

It's not my fault he got good in the pros. It's not my fault at all. He wasn't good before the pros? He was fine, but he wasn't. My take was correct. All right, Brandon, want to pick out some camera stuff for you? No? OK.

You got a lot of DMs. Got a lot of DMs. I keep them open, and that gets me in trouble. And we don't have to really play this as much. It's fine without playing it. Oh, you admitted it. Yeah, that's good. I want to say, I didn't see.

Well, you didn't take it back. Yeah, but look at. Oh. Yeah. admitted it. Yeah, that's good. I want to say, I didn't see. Well, you didn't take it back. Oh, damn it. Right. Damn it, Vermont. Play it. Seven footer, where are you? I didn't watch this.

I didn't see this. The crap out of Jemar Gibbs. He's as good as any past running backs. No. No. In college. He's not. He has home run ability.

He has explosive ability. He can go 80 as good as anybody you've had in the last 15 years. Correct, Brandon. But I'm sorry, he's not Mark Ingram, he's not Trent Richardson, he's not Derrick Henry. In college. He's not T.J. Yeldon. Over the past 15 years, Alabama's had that horse running back, they can hand the ball to on third and three and get four yards every time.

He ain't that. Correct. You ain't giving him the ball on third and three. You're right. Because he might not get tough yards. Preach it. He can get your flashy yards. He can get your 80 yards when he's not touched.

But he's not getting your tough yards. Alabama doesn't have that workhorse running back they've had. I miss the show. That's the truth. Was this an instinct of you? If you all are too dumb to realize that, I'm sorry. Yeah, that sounded believable.

I'm bringing it back. Oh, Brandon knows. Crazy that you're not. Yeah, I'm bringing it back. You're not. He can get you 80 yards. He can get you 70. You know what?

When I was- He can't get you four yards. You got the television. You know who told me to bring that show back? Who? Dave Portnoy. Yeah, I am. You're not. He can get you 80 yards. You can get your 70. You know what? When I get you four yards. Got the television. Who told me to bring that show back? Who? Dave Portnoy. Yeah. What? They bring that show back. I. It's a good show. He said that was the best version. The sexual degenerate. And Dave never says anything nice to me. You don't have any other format to get off those sports takes. Uh no. I can't. I can't think of anything. Because usually, I mean, that requires for me to have a mic and be able to talk interrupted and somebody sitting in the room just can't jump in and say their own stupid shit.

It just has to be me and a camera, you know? You could do that at home. You could do that show at home. I could. I could. Probably will. What am I doing? Vermont takes off.

I'm looking for the seven footer. It's good to get your takes off. I love getting a good take off. Yeah. In fact, that's why I was on Pardon My Take this morning. Whoa. Football expert Brian Walker officially did a great job. You've been getting some reps in.

What? Did I dream this, Vermont guy? Give us a little teaser for those who haven't listened to part of my take yet. What uh, what's like, topics you guys hit? I just had to, I had to flex some ball knowing knowledge. Really? And then Dan and PFT were like, oh we don't know ball knowing. And I was like, yeah I do. Wow.

And then that's how. Wow. Correct? There he is. You showed him the whole something. Can we, can we, Can we discuss? Oh, man. Okay, so I became the, Aaron, my way into being the expert. Why did you guys make me this fat? I can't remember. I think you just were pissing me off when we were taping the show and then I just whispered in the mic, Trigs, make him really fat, and then Trigs did.

I didn't even notice you do that. Yeah. Just send it to him. Trigs is a man. He is never met a brain and walk. Never met him either. Got to get him out here. Yeah. Yeah. He's a Hooper. You know, is he? Yeah. Clothes on. Oops. What? What'd you say? Oh, he's on. You're under 60 days. Oh yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'm using this clock instead of a Brandon Walker clock. I'm using this clock as a March Madness clock. Oh, good point. Yeah. Wow. I'm using this clock instead of a Brandon Walker clock. I'm using this clock as March Madness clock

Oh good point. Yeah conference champion. We're looking yeah You're looking at my last 59 days of employment and instead you're using it to count down the days Yeah, it's like the most exciting time of yet. I think that's conference champion. Yeah, so like that's my favorite week I hope you're so excited. Yeah, like I can't wait for 59 days Yeah, someone please make that just Titus and big cats countdown to the Ship yeah. Oh, yeah, what's your goodbye video gonna look like like? What are your highlights gonna be? I think I'll be dead in the coffin. What's the yeah, we should put together your best moments. What song do you want to be played? It'll be the bagpipes

Why would I play that? It's not in country. It's kind of cool. Probably No Rain by Blind Melon. I like No Rain by Blind Melon. So that's too happy of a song, isn't it? What about like the Biting and Sneezing? What about Boom by P.O.D.?

Why? That feels cool. Yeah. Here comes the boom. Ready or not. What about News at By? P.O.D., right? Yeah. Here comes the book ready you know what news that by mmm pod right yeah Feel so alive Don't know what's alive. I don't live ahead click click boom

Disturbed What about like third-eye blind no, that's depressing That's implying suicide yeah, no, I'm assuming once he leaves career suicide, yeah, oh yeah career suicide. Oh, yeah You'll come crawl you can't find the seven-footers Brandon did I dream this what the hell Come on, man. This happened yesterday Get your head out of your ass Can you yeah, does he notice what those cliff? I'll do a draft King sad while you wait search seven for Mont NFL playoffs We're talking about NFL playoffs

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Crown is yours. He's flustered. Very. Or is just going to take a piss. Yeah, or there's food. There's probably food. One of those three for sure. There's probably food. Where did he say why he's walking off? No. Piss. You got duped by some seven footers. Imagine getting duped not by one seven footer, but two? What if they are brothers and they are seven foot,

they just don't play at Vermont? They just go there. They were like, this would be funny. We're gonna fucking get Brandon Walker. We're gonna get him so good. Or the two brothers are seven feet combined. Yeah. They actually go to Rhode Island. Idiot. I can't believe you fell for

this. Is it the Duncan brothers? Ernie Everett and Robin? Sure. Those are Ernie Duncan. Isn't Ernie Duncan the guy that played basketball with Obama? Arnie. Arnie. Yeah. Arnie. He'd always like pop up at the Celebrity All-Star. Yeah.

Yeah. Duncan's the best basketball last name. Is there like a good football and baseball last name? Yeah. Homer. Homer. Homer. Yeah.

Jeff Homer. Jeff Homer. Fucking love this guy. And then what would baseball then what would football be? I mean football, the fullback Max Strong. That's great. That's really good. And that combines the first name as well. If your initials were like

TD, like TD runner. Rell Davis. Rell Davis was that right? Rell Davis. Swift is a pretty good... Juke. Juke. Yeah. Catch. Catch. A guy named Jukah Catch. Jukah Catch. Jukah Catch. Jukah Catch. Trying to think what other names would be. Is there a E.J. Speed? Why do I have that name in my brain? Yes. There is an E. EJ speed. Yeah, I feel like a cornerback

Line back. Yeah, that's good. He's a speeds very good. Will McDonald the fourth That's pretty good, too Lyman last name sack. Mmm. You don't want your last name. You know, he's buying a sack Jersey pick Pick his back. Oh, I Kenny pick it. Mm-hmm bad name Pick pick his back. Oh, I'll Kenny pick it. Mm-hmm bad name Remember it's blue be a Pittsburgh kicker blew it. Yep. That was really bad. Wasn't there a picture named Grant ball for oh That's so awesome That's just realizing it very good. That's so funny.

Was he, was he like in on the joke? Do we know his persona? Was he like, I have the funniest name? He better be funny about it. Was he like, shut the fuck up? Yeah, like when the umpire was like, ball four? Was he like, he is? Yeah.

Me? He probably says it's a ball four. Yeah. I hate people like, embrace it. Yeah. I hate people. Embrace it. Yeah, the reverse is, look at that, appropriate last name right now, huh, guys? Joe Theismann, who changed the pronunciation of his name.

To what? It was Theismann. And then when he wanted to win the Heismann, he changed it to Heismann. Please. Spare me. And he didn't even win the Heismann, right? I don't think he won the Heismann.

Well, you can just do that, right? I guess so. When people ask you to, yeah. Yeah way you could just do that right I guess so when people ask you Yeah, yeah, you just say this is how you pronounce it. I don't know if my last name is Torani or Tarani It's a 50-50 split of how people say it to me, and I don't know I I never know and I'm like I don't know what's right. What do you prefer don't have one okay? Pedonic yeah, that was my first day at work first first nickname Turani make more Italian or Albanian sense Probably all right. I'm Toronto fucks going on in Albania. Where is Albania? It's all forgotten about Mediterranean. I like to rainy some nice rainy. Yeah

So it's not up to you Tommy's doing a book report on Turkey, and he's fascinated. He wants to go. The country, the bird, the Turkey day. The country. He and I had a row. He and I, it's not them. I don't like them.

Why? They beat us in an NCAA tournament two years ago. Oh, yeah, that was a tough one. So you just don't have a seven footer. We have a seven footer. He's out there. We don't have all seven-footer we have a seven-footer he's out there let alone two no we have them there's two brothers and now the DMs are coming in hey Brandon you're gay I'm not okay all right are you gay they're they're here it when did they when did he DM you yesterday cuz I said on the show many

DMs you have hundreds yesterday I said you have yesterday because I said on the show many DMs you have hundreds yesterday. I said hundreds Yeah, I said on the show yesterday Who's the tallest guy do we have any seven footers watch? Yeah, he DM me and said you have at least one seven footer actually to me and my brother And then did he say I currently play for Vermont. I think he said currently play and I think he said Vermont Oh, so it could be another school? Could be Rhode Island. Wait, it's not? What else starts in the middle?

Wait a second. Virginia? Hold on. It really could be, I think if they said any school in New England, I could have relocated that to Vermont in my mind. What about Virginia Tech VT, Vermont? Did you take that as?

Well, no, because that's in Virginia. Are you not keyword searching? No, because I searched Vermont like he said, and a smart ass Jack fan just put in, you're dumb as hell, Vermont. And then my search went right to him. Do Vermont brother seven. There's no brothers in Vermont, it's like Barstool.

All right, you are gay from TJ Hitchings. Gotcha. Pretty good TJ. Got your ass. Pretty good work. Gotcha. It's pretty good. TJ got your ass. You know, D.J. Where you don't remember what time. I think he's lying. I'm not. Why would I lie? I think the guy is lying to you.

That guy's lying to me. But why can't I find his lie? Did he can you unsend the DM efforts read? Yeah, just not efforts read. Right. I don't know. Deleted it on since. I don't know. You can. But it would say that they unsent the message. And Instagram. Can you look up like siblings on NCAA teams now with the that's what somebody did with pit and there were two seven footers but I don't.

He's got to be watching right if you watched yesterday unless he has practiced at. You got duped man face it. I didn't get duped. I think you dreamt it. All right. Dreams of knowing two seven. Now everything's mean. That's a good dream. Brandon just in between them. Everything's mean you're a big fat dummy. Find a positive DM. Well there's some of those too, but this isn't about those right now. I want to find the seven footer. Hey Brandon, fuck your mouth.

What does that mean? Yeah. That's a good DM. I could mean like four different things. Yeah. Name two of them. Fuck your mouth. Give yourself.

Oh my God, your mouth. Give yourself a... Oh my god, your mouth. Do you want to go check out what... Yeah, yeah, he said... I can't wait to see his Plinko board. What should we put at the bottom of the Plinko board? We didn't really think that far. How many slots are there? That's what we need to figure out. I think there were eight. Eight slots. One that says winner. That's decided. We'll figure that out. A Plinko reset where Jacob has to build it all over again. Yeah. There he goes. Get the hair right.

His hair looks like shit in this angle. Like you guys agree, right? Yeah, undeniably. Hopefully that account doesn't see it. It's forehead. What's in your mouth? Oh yeah. It's the lighting, it's bad lighting. Why is that?

Why is that? What is that? What's happening with his sideburn and his ear? Oh, paint manning ass head. He looks like he has a two-painted side of his face. Oh, hey Brandon. Shhh, sh Manning ass head. He looks like he has a two-painting side. Oh, hey, Brandon. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Raise that camera.

Raise it, please. Get a cuter angle. He's scalded his face. Flip it. Oh, no. Now he's stuck trying to flip it. Oh. There he goes.

There's the tunnel. God. Beautiful. Oh, he's going fast. He's scooting. Here we go. It's gone. Oh!

It's a big one. Look how many little plinko knobs. Oh Wow still have a big reveal that next to it oh My god, they can go diagonal. Yeah, he has to be diagonal so we could see the perspective Yourself diagonal oh Wow perspective. What are you doing? Just make yourself diagonal. Oh, wow. It's huge. What are you doing? That was parallel. I don't know how to get parallel.

Oh, I got it. There we go. Do you have a disc to put on there right now to see if they work? Yes, they just came in. All right, drop a disc. Let's see if they work yes, they just came in all right drop a Dish, let's see if they work. I can't wait to use this once Wait is the whole top of the board. Oh, that's yeah Top of the board just blank thing. Yeah, it's not

He's got lines for the slots. Oh, love it. So eight slots. Great job, Jacob. I'm gonna have nine. Nine slots? Nine slots. Why? Is the spacing different from the top ones to the bottom? Yes, the spacing between the pegs are different and it's gonna be like a pattern.

Is that true to Plinko or are you doing that on your own? I mean, people kind of make them in different ways. Who are the people? People who make Plinko boards. I don't know. How many people make Plinko Who are the people? People who make clicker boards. How many people make clicker boards? I don't know. I don't know. Why are you hollering?

I think it looks great. All right. Thanks, guys. I'm going to Home Depot right now, because I need more supplies. I, what should we put at the bottom? What? Oh, we're good.

Yeah. What are you doing? What's, oh God. What are you doing? Just doing his job. There he is. Camera off. Just doing my job.

Ha ha ha ha. Just doing my job. Doing my job. Doing my job. I'm gonna say Brandon makes it back. Can you make a she makes some like narrow and other like you know something super narrow that's like it has to hit perfect. It's the exact size. It has to it's the exact size of the puck. I wanted something really good, and then it's Or really bad low job. I was gonna think Maybe figured out later, but just man just like me in. What? What? Oh. There he goes.

All right. All right. So, Plinko. Plinko. I'm excited. Plinko Day will be Friday. Willie C. will be here. Let's do something big for Plinko Day.

Good job, Brandon. Huh. Yeah? I just got an ask. Were y'all still here? Yeah. I'm still here. I'm still here.

I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. Let's do something big for Plinko day good job Brandon, huh? Yeah We're were y'all saying I look like shit when I walked out there was the angle forehead And then you had a bowl a ding a hair ball John well all of you had the opportunity to say you didn't say that We yeah, we were no freestyle hating heard us saying it so yeah It makes sense you'd rather us lie to you

Do you wish you hadn't said it at all? We wish you lie your hair was messed up my hair is it I do need to go to funk It is at a level that it doesn't usually got a phone. I swear you just got your haircut Yeah, but I he didn't cut it very short because I always say don't cut it very short So that's why it does it like that, but I need to go this week Probably go next week. I don't have time to go this week. Do you get shampooed? You get shampooed? I shampoo a lot, yeah.

At the hair cutting place? I get shampooed and bearded. He beards me. Does he massage your scalp? Hot towel. Don't pay him this time. Just see what happens. Oh no, I gotta pay. Social experiment. We don't know. There's no way to know what would happen. How he would happen.

How he would act. I keep promising that one of y'all is going to come also get your haircut, and nobody ever does. So will one of y'all come get your haircut? Because you're about due for a haircut as well, Nick. All right. I got my guy, Joel. Your beard just came fully back very fast.

Should we get funked up for tan week? Oh, yeah. Let's all get funked up and tan.? Oh, yeah, let's all get fucked up Ten and fucked I'll get fucked already a font We gotta get fun first cuz I know if we get tan know that terrible thing We all get a fake facial scar. Oh, we talked about this yesterday. I I want a real one I want to open up a shop that gives people scars. Yeah one over the eyebrow That's a thing scarification. God damn it. It's like a body mod like it's body modification. They do like Scar scarring designs. It's gross

Whoa, yeah Do explain that to someone you get that scars Thousand dollars hurt really bad. Oh, do anybody does anybody in real life have that cool over eye scar? They always get much worse yeah, yeah Dylan McDermott has a hot one on his lip Does he like a hot nach I think if I'm thinking of the right guy looks like the Joaquin Phoenix one It's not like that's oh He's got a scar from it. Yeah, Michael mean, Michael K. Williams had the huge one.

Oh, who's that? What was that? The wire? Oh, yeah, yeah. Omar? Yeah. He's dead. Yeah, he just died last year.

That was sad. He did die, yeah. He had a gnarly scar, though. Tina Fey. Dead? Crazy scar. She was in her back alley as a kid, and some guy with a knife sliced her face.

Never caught him. What? Yes. He got cut by and some kind of the knife like slice never caught a what? Yes, cut by a random guy feels like a bet if you look closely you can really see it Oh my god, do you think it'd be cooler or really freaky if you had a glass eye? That's freaky. Yeah, but kind of cool It's fun. Yeah, I don't think it's follows with the boys. I would like this knife Yeah, she was like a little kid playing in her alley in the sky I would lose this knife. Yeah, she was like a little kid playing in her alley in the sky What's the you pop it out every night? Yeah, I don't clean it. Yeah, I think I go I pet I think it probably self lubricates right? I mean just leave it in at all times remember that show a thousand ways to die

That was on like the dudes network or whatever do you spike it was on spike? There was an episode where a guy hooked up with a girl who had a glass eye and I guess every night It was like dentures She put her glass eye in like a cup of water and after they had sex he like chugged the water and her eyeball got stuck And it's it stuck with me for some reason think about it a lot the reenactment Yes Really stuck with me was that the show that had the professional chubby chaser on to explain how like this guy died Probably I think that was a thing yeah how did he die I think from a chub what's the best show ever with reenactments unsolved mysteries I shouldn't be alive

was good if you guys remember that although they're the deadliest warrior one where they had the two different warriors from different times fight I Was like the IRA versus the Taliban. Yeah, oh, that's an awesome Yeah, it's cool like Romans versus Isis. Yeah, they would pick two opposing a samurai versus Viking. Yes cool What I said some guys say they went to Mary Mac Then somebody said they went to Maine. And I think they're just trying to get me to search Maine. And it's going to be like a Maine

you want a dick in your face. I don't know. Maine do you want a dick in your face? Brand new. I would work. You like Maine? Why don't you take this Maine dick in your face? Now this guy sent me a DM.

That's pretty good. That's damn good. That's pretty good. Now this guy sent me a DM. Says, show this guy's pretty good. I'm pretty good. Now, this guy sent me a DM says, show Nick my sweet eye scar. There's his eye scar. What do you got? One. Let me see. Let me see. Quincy Beef's eye scar. Oh, whoa. That seems fresh. Yeah, I think that happened now. He just had Tom Matthews. Remember in 1000 Ways to Die when some dude suffocated fucking a BBW and then and they called in a

He's the expert chubby chaser yeah, yeah, he knows Wait we gotta get we gotta get that guy office It's like mixing shit in a beaker. Yeah. Dr. Matthews, you're needed. Not now, I'm trying to make bitches fatter. What's that guy up to now? There's gotta be a way to find out. Where do I get Twitter and Instagram?

Is there a third place you can get DMs? TikTok. I wouldn't have seen a DM on TikTok. An email? You think he emailed me? No, I don't think so. Highly doubt. Chubby chaser

I Got a chain question. What's the? What channel you watching in a hotel? So I've taken a couple trips lately, and I find myself. I realized I only watch HG TV In a hotel really never watch it at home wouldn't dream of it But something about like how so I watch a lot of history Channel and HGTV when it's on I get into it hotels not at my place would never watch it Yeah, and I didn't know if anybody else was like TV is great

Yeah, and when you get caught in like a marathon of something yeah, I remember I got caught I was Hung over me ten years ago. I caught a marathon of watching the the pool builders Yeah, it would just go to house and build awesome pools every episode was the same I watch the moonshine makers in North Carolina I don't know what they call the show the moonshine guys at a hotel yeah something about a hotel I don't know I don't care I keep it on the welcome Nicholas screen I've never used a hotel TV you know what I watch hotels I don't watch at home anymore I never watched SportsCenter at home now, but at a hotel I will watch I don't know it's something seven footer from Vermont or Maine or Merrimack got you bad, dude

Hotels still have the TV guy channel to yeah remember that back in that day. Yep Any good Have to use to buy the book. Mm-hmm. Yeah Remember that back in the day? Yep. A&E, good channel, store doors. I mean, think about it. You used to buy the book. Yeah. TV Guide book. Some of them have. It's always either Mario Lopez or Maria Menuno

on the one channel that's just saying, these are movies that are out. Yeah. Lopez is the man. It's always one of those two. Are they the male and female versions of each other? Yes. Are they married?

No. No. Because they married. No not. No both Mario Lopez has a show with his wife. They're on like gas station pumps. Yeah they're on. Yeah. Oh yeah. Back. Back. The back of the cab news segment clips that are on loop are the most depressing things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the second most favorite most famous save. No second most successful saved by the Bell alumni? They got the mark is Mario Lopez first cuz has to be first isn't she she was on some big shows Survivor he says oh no wasn't Zack on like a like a crime. He was on Franklin and bash Yeah, he's been on a couple things. I think decent is either one or two. He's in that movie. Oh fuck

What was the movie called the college big man? Oh dead man on campus? Yeah, that was good Those of Berkeley was showgirls the star of a major Studio yeah, but that was her one she got one chance, and it didn't last I remember Dustin Diamond came to my college for like a bar appearance you could drink with him now. He's dead He did a porn right? He's dead, yeah. He did a porn, right? Lark Vorhees did a new shit. He had his own dildo or something.

The part of Lopez is just deep dimpled sea crest. Yeah. Yeah, Mexican sea crest. Yeah. But isn't he number one? He's continually relevant. I guess so, but I think Thieson had a pretty good career. But today, Lopez's still doing it.

What's his best piece of work? Cheating on his wife on his honeymoon. Yeah, he did do that What that's the best work what yeah, or Lopez? Yeah? Yeah That's the least amount of time that you're faithful I Google it I brought it up on this before. You can't be less faithful. I think he admitted to cheating on his bachelor party, but then I think there was like, there

was one time where he, I think it might have been a Howard Stern interview he did or something. I don't know. It was one of those things. It was one of those things he cheat, I remember the story being that on his honeymoon he cheated on his. KB, this one DM just wants me to show you her cat Okay, an actual cat if you want to see her cat. It's a good cat. Oh Yeah, I love the the the width helped her in busting cheating

Alright So the relationship was you Lopez and Landry began in 1998 the pair dated for almost six years for trying to tie the knot in April 2004 however their married life didn't start the way they'd imagined for For only two weeks, the ex-couple annulled the marriage because of Lopez rampant cheating right before the special day. However, things got out of hand. Landry discovered the incident and she confronted him. It was spring break. Everybody was hanging out. That was a situation where I was not mature and man enough. I had no business being in that position. Lopez told Stern. Mario's gotta grow up. Yeah.

Maybe he should eat a mushroom. That's good Nick. That's good. Clip it. That's really fucking good. Oh my God. Really good. Thanks a lot.

Did I ruin Mario Lopez for you, Kay? A little bit. Yes. I'm sorry. This is like the Foo Fighters guy. Dave Grohl. Yeah. I can't believe the famous rock star cheated right Are you gonna never watch Mario again now Kate you seem to try

TV he's the hardest guy to boycott. Yep. Don't get to a movie theater an hour and a half earlier There he is someone asked me recently. Who's the most filmed person of all time? Oh Like who has the most hours on TV yeah Like a daily news. Yeah, like damn time daily news Johnny Carson 30 years 30 years of late night. Well, Letterman had him be. But Carson's early shows were like 90 minutes apiece. So he was shooting threes, and Letterman just shot all twos.

Wouldn't it be like LeBron James? Yeah. Someone asked me, is it LeBron? Yeah. Is he more than like a daily news guy? Yeah, because every time he's on film, it's for multiple hours. But in that and then but then in that same token, wouldn't it be like a baseball player that played 20 years? Cause it's 162 games. Right. Maybe. Then you're both you're talking about a daily game show hosts every day all year. True. But to reruns

count but are we back problem? I bark. Bob Barker? Bob Barker? If we're counting hours, it would be a baseball player still. Yeah, but it would be a modern baseball player because back in the day, not every baseball game was... It's a fair point. Like, does Seacrest have a shot? He's only on once a week, right? Really? Is he? I don't know. I just assume Ryan Seacrest is there. He has a daily show.

I don't know anything about him. Wasn't he on TV? Who? Seacrest is there. I thought he was on this show. I don't know anything about him. Wasn't he on TV? Who? Seacrest? No. He's a game show. He's American Idol. But I thought he was. Who's TRL? He's Wheel of Fortune now. Wheel of Fortune, that's what I'm saying. He just started. New Year's Eve, he does... I thought he did everything. Dick Clark was on a lot of things probably.

Dick Clark was, yeah. The most filmed person. How many episodes of Price is Right was Bob Barker on? Thousands. We should give that person an award. Yeah. The most film person how many episodes of price is right with Bob Barker on thousands We should give that person an award. Yeah The Rizzler's the young goat. I mean he's on the path. He is Yeah, he's you know if you can keep this longevity going if he plays till he's like 47. Yeah Six thousand episodes

I mean if we do this show for 30 years would we be up there? Oh that's the first. I think y'all will be. By the way, Game Time, we love getting out to live events whether it's concert, football, game or comedy show we always use Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. You know how much we love Game Time now with the brand new Game Time Picks feature. They're making it even easier to get to a game. Game Time Picks filters out the fluff to show you all the incredible deals on great seats so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets. Looking at those Blackhawks tickets tonight, $22 to get in with the GT Picks setting.

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with the new Game Time picks. What time is it? Game Time. Game Time. It's game. Oh. It's not happening. You're still looking? I'm still looking. Now it's just a bunch of women DMing me wanting to say hi to Nick. By the way, Jerry did make an announcement so he's going to step away from Jerry after

dark. I saw that. Yeah, we had a meeting yesterday. Sad. It is sad. But I also, like, I don't know, his heart wasn't really into it. So if he keeps doing it, people are going to get mad. Right. So Tate's going to give it a shot. I'll say this. If anybody's going to dive into that motherfucker with two feet, it's going to be Tate.

Yeah. You know, I found out this one. I thought a dive. Pencil dive. Pince. He's going to pencil it. If anybody's going to jump into the water with two feet, it's Tate. Yeah. You know, I found out this one. I thought a dive. Pencil dive. He's gonna pencil it. If anybody's gonna jump into the water with two feet, it's Tate. Tate, I found out yesterday after Jerry attempted the 10,000 calorie challenge last year, Tate

did it the day after for his friends for fun. What? Tate has been... Tate's a psycho. Tate has been... Tate's a psycho, yeah. Low-key training for this for a long time. Yeah. So we'll think of some fun stuff.

I also, we're definitely going to do more bigger streams, because I like those when the whole office gets involved. I'm meeting with Lucas Monday. Nice. Yeah, because there's definitely some stuff we could do where everyone's involved. I had a small idea. I don't want to say it right now.

We're going to peel off Tate's skin. Oh, yeah. Haven't done that yet. Oh, time limit. No, we just oh, nice before he scabs. End of an era, man. I liked I like Jerry's. Yeah, well, I hope Jerry gets gets it right. Whatever is Jerry Good, Jerry Good. Yeah, he's doing OK. Yeah, I hope Jerry gets it right. Whatever. Is Jerry good? Jerry good? Yeah, he's doing okay.

I think he was in a bad spot this weekend, but talk to him. Well, Tate will. Good for Tate as far as the opportunity for him. He'll take it and run with it. Yeah. He's going to torture himself. He's very creative, too, Tate. He's creative, but at the same time, if the chat says, staple your butt crack together,

he'll look for a stapler. Yeah, I's creative, but at the same time if the chat says staple your butt crack together. He'll look for a stapler Yeah, I think he might Chats gonna have a lot of power And then when he's broken we'll pass it on to somebody else. Yeah, just and we'll destroy them Yeah, run through men. Yeah, Danny get ready. Get ready Danny Dark. Oh, that sounds good. Sounded really good Are we calling it Tate after dark? I think it might be just barstool after dark because I think that sounds good. That sounded really good. Taney after dark. Are we calling it Tate after dark? I think it might be just Barstool after dark,

because I think that would be more intensive. Maybe Barstool after dark featuring Tate would be good. Because then it's branded where it's like we can get everyone involved more. Tate will be the guy. Yeah, maybe he doesn't have to do it every single week and be able to burn out the Jerry felt. Yeah, and plus that'll mean Tate won't be around in the daytime as much which is good cuz take fucking sucks. Yeah

So I like that You like that like also Glenny balls is leaving too. We didn't mention that yesterday a lot going on a lot going on Yeah, I miss Glenny balls shooting star You ever gonna talk to him again talk to him last night Said my goodbyes. I wasn't the question. I said my goodbyes. So that's it. Yeah Jeff D. Lowe take the news losing uptown balls, you know Wow, that's a fun doesn't still Shockwaves through I don't know. Oh, I don't know how that is gonna work

Can you be on the does it if you don't work at Barstool? Good question Did you have any wrong impressions before you started working here of any of us any people um oh That's smirk is a yes No, I'm trying to remember what I think that's all natural I think I met you here in Chicago when there was a live show here yeah we did yeah yeah I knew I loved you doesn't comes back Super Bowl yeah I think so it's a big season for you yeah this is well I might not be around for

the end of it. Wait, did you win? Is it? Are we doing it after the Super Bowl? It's coming back after the Super Bowl. Why do you? Why do you think? I actually can't remember.

Well, you know the answer to that question. No? What team won it all last year? Even if you don't remember who won, he rigged it so Dave would win, just like y'all are doing for Survivor. Yeah. I just, who cares?

Who cares who won last year? It doesn't matter. Did you have fun at least? Um... No, you'd never have fun. I'd never have fun. It's a miserable experience, yes. Imagine if you didn't care. I can't. I don't know that I can imagine that.

That's the most fun you have. I care too much. Getting the question right, you'd love that. I do. It's a thrill. It's a great thrill. But have you done anything to expand your knowledge or is it still the same block of knowledge you had last year? Nick, I have done a little bit of dozen training. Okay, good. You see a sports psychologist?

No, but I've been doing a lot of, I've been doing a lot of individual exercises. When I get home, I go sit at my desk, and I have to write down 30 of something, a list every day. Oh, you're sick, man. What the fuck? Yesterday was 30 retired tight ends, and it took me about 20 minutes.

No, that shouldn't take you 20 minutes. It's harder than you think. You're right. Your brain just, and I did 30 tight ends. You have Japanese parents at home? I have 30. Did you rent Japanese parents? 30 cities around, 100,000, 30.

Wow. Oh, I like that. Oh, shit, I do like that. Kenosha, Racine, you know, all these. Yeah. I'm useless when it comes to movies. So I've been trying to watch more movies. I've never been a movie guy. I know I just binged like Wikipedia of like Oscar nominees. Well, so you've got that forever, right? What you now have that in your. Oh, that's short acting. I always say this. Yeah. Yeah, he can take it in for a month. Yeah. Damn, I didn't know everyone was training.

Steven, have you been training? I've been watching movies, I would say. I do immaculate grids a lot. I have a new niche. Oh. What is it? Pretty good. Player jersey numbers on the Bucks, historically. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. But that also is your niche already. Why would you get Bucks numbers? Your two niches were- It's like this century.

Wait, hold on, your two niches before this were the Bucks and player jerseys. Mine is starting quarterbacks on the Bucks right now. That's gonna be my niche. Just offensive players, Che? No, any player. I might do non-famous Melanie's Hardy Nickerson 56 that's not the century. Oh no, I'm famous Mel. Oh Keith Tandy 35 Holy shit um

West Virginia name of a non-star buck John Lynch 47 Star but I mean star. I'm Miller 10 Keenan McCardell 87 Deshaun Jackson 10 A non-Starbuck. John Lynch. 47. 10. Non-Starbuck. Scottie Miller. 10. Keenan McCardell. 87. Deshaun Jackson. He was, for us, he was 11.

Eric Rett. 32. He's not the century also. You know what? I'm not abiding by your rules. Logan Ryan. Logan Ryan was 26. Tight end.

Matt Gay. I think he was. Oh, he doesn't know gay. That's homophobic. Yeah, he can't even. That would be sick if he doesn't know it. He doesn't know gay. He's stumping.

I don't know gay. I don't study gay. He's so straight. Oh. I like how we're not checking this either. No, I just trust him. Like name a name a random random New Orleans Pelican. No, Booker Reese. 24. Yeah. Nailed it. TJ Yeah, nailed it TJ's checked me. I know gay what? Number nine Okay, he nailed it

So we're doing this at the Super Bowl. It's coming back. I think so that's a plan Michael Pittman. It's been a long break 32 long break Chris Sims To here we go what's today's Ken Dilger 85 last little over a variant right yes Harrington Harrington I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that's right. Uh, Ralph's was... Ralph's might have been Kroger. I think it might have been Kroger. Brandon, you should give up hedging this season.

I like that. What? You got it. See? Yeah. That's Harry Styles and Kristen Bell. Just give an answer right away and just never... Just lock it in. Straight away.

Don't be like, oh, I don't think that's right. Maybe I'll tell maybe I'll tell Jeff that my my personal timer is three seconds. Whoa. That's Kristen with it with an E, right? Mm hmm. Yeah. Brandon, would you rather get the next four right or have a chocolate bar? Not get the next four right. What's a Mediterranean? Oh wow. Wow. Well reprised your character from the Captain America franchise and she had a lead role from this ABC series. Captain. Oh wait. I got nothing. She was a shield did they do shield what ABC do oh yeah brand you get

this field agents of shield oh it's over dick Tracy you're bombed I got nothing. That's Nate Dogg. Cracker bottle. Danny. Are you a free agent? I am. He is a free agent. What was the one we missed? Brandon missed.

You're ready to learn uptown balls, buddy. Agent Carter. I said agent. You did say agent. Let me assign you your 30 things that you have to do. Alright, what do you want me to do today? Today? Yeah. Um. Y'all don't like to, sometimes when I get here in the morning and if I don't go to sleep I just do sparkles myself the whole time. I would do that with you. Just to keep my brain going. 30 American Idol participants. Nice. Wow. I don't know with you. Just to keep my brain going. 30 American Idol participants. Wow. I don't know if I get to 30, but yeah, that's fun. I'm going to do it.

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Slipped up twice, but I promise I'll be better. Love it. You done yet, Brandon? It's kind of about doing all right. Got about six down. With people posting their farewell videos, have you guys thought about what you'd want in yours? Why'd you flip me off?

That's what one would do with the double birds. Oh, okay. Hmm. Caleb's was jam-packed. It was awesome. Yeah, a lot. It was really cute, too, the one video he did with the kids. Yeah. It was cute.

Is taking a takeover only stands to? I don't think so. Oh, great point there. Yeah, who has the IP to that? Glennie, for sure. Yeah, he drives a hard bargain. You had to start that show. Genius show.

I only listen to audio. This is distracting because I want to know how he's doing. I think pretty well. I would take a piss. Why don't you just say that? Yeah, can I hear what he said? Yeah. He's got about 12.

No, because everybody's going to jump in. He was just on his own. That's true. That's true. Are you doing better or worse than you thought? I hear what he said. Yeah, it's got about 12 because everybody's gonna jump in he was on his own true That's true. Are you doing better or worse than you thought? Is there a ask me if there's a time load on this or is it all just he wants to change I'm gonna give yourself a time limit. He said you have 45 seconds Brandon. I Think my exit video would be I would just have nerdy gallop make my tits huge in a bunch of row. Yeah This is what she's remembered for And then hope that sticks yeah, just like serious sentimental moments, but he edited but with you get better. Yeah

We want to hear you writing We want to hear you writing Get put the pin a little closer to the mic. Oh, yeah, let's pick that up. I Think you can okay, how many are you at now? Okay Does he have bo-bice? No he doesn't. No he doesn't. He doesn't. You're missing a couple obvious ones.

Just hold on. My man's got Malachar though. Are they still making music? The person you just said? No. I don't think so. Well probably. Maybe like some sort of...I don't know. Malachar was your third? Was it the big mohawk yeah Clarkson

being fourth is crazy I'd imagine that people's first I might be stuck at 12 no no you're stuck at 12 let me think Sanaya had a sister that was on a run on that show too. You might be stuck at twelve. Steven, what do you got on the prep sheet today? You went back to pillows? It worked well last time. I've hit a wall. I can't even think of the winners. Do you put candy in your pocket? We didn't talk about it. It was more of a thing for Mackenzie.

Do we have that? Is the application ready? I had a wall. Oh yeah, is it ready? No, I'm waiting for, I need her to, I need like one or two more questions from her. I said she was in a focus group yesterday with Madeline and Zuki. A focus group? Yeah, well, like a think tank. I don't know what you want to call it. I like focus. Chop. A chop, yes.

She was in a chop. So it should be live probably later today. Did you guys ever do a focus group? No, but I've always wanted to. I did one. Is that like a research study on campus? No, it's like I did one for a shoe brand. This was like, I don't know, 15 years ago maybe?

And I just, it was a shoe brand I bought and liked, and then they were like, we'll give you 150 bucks to just come and answer some questions for a couple hours. About how much you liked the shoes? Yeah, or like what you liked about them, I don't know. Growing up, we had this place that kids would always do, like all my friends, you could be like 11 11 and it was like a taste testing center and you would try new snacks about to hit the market That's awesome. It's like a dream job. That's awesome. That's who should be testing them kids. Yeah

Yeah, absolutely Me and Lance were talking about this yesterday when they say like one in every a hundred Americans this, has anyone here ever actually been asked, how do they ask those questions? Yeah, who do they ask? They do polls, I don't know. But like you would think we all just get some spam email and if you decide to answer you do, but I've never even seen that.

No. They just ask people on the street? Cause sometimes it'd be like we polled one million people. It's like, no way did you do that. Yeah, no way a million. Yeah, how do they do those polls? What's going on? This is distracting.

Tell us. Talk. Talk. Because it came out like average Chaiwin spends 102 hours in traffic last year. How are you finding that out? Yeah. Is that just driving?

Yeah. How the fuck do they find that out? At what point does that become traffic? If you're just simply driving to when you stop? I don't know. Did you see in New York, they basically just got rid of traffic? I don't understand that.

On the south. That'd be convenient. Southern tip of Manhattan. Yeah, they're doing the $9 toll if you go over the Manhattan Bridge and maybe from New Jersey to Manhattan as well. And I think within Manhattan, if you cross a certain border. It's like 61st Street.

Yeah. If you drive south of it. If you drive to the other of it it costs like $60 driving to Manhattan yeah right yeah but also within Manhattan there's congestion present is it cleared up the traffic I think somewhat like the idea is that it pushes more people to take public transport but then people on public transport are getting thrown onto the track true that's a bad oh you think the bad guys actually came up with the congestion rules yeah because we need more fresh meat on the subways yeah it's an inch I don't know it's interested it's a very political yeah over is it good or not I think there was a lot of like like

the ubers and lifts were like lobbying for it because it would push more people to take I don't know I'm I wanna it's. I'm I want to. It's a little confusing. I want to throw a new show that I'm thinking about binging and I'm three episodes in but I know that if I binge it, I'm officially old. Okay. So, I saw a couple of clips on TikTok but that Tom Selleck CBS show Blue Bloods. Oh, my grandma's favorite where he's the New York City. It's an old dude. He's the New York City police commissioner. It's a drama that aired on CBS. So, if I do

that, it's over. It's over. You watch that for about 15 hours a day. But I watched the first three episodes and all the TikTok clips of him being a tough New York City police commissioner are great. It's 14 seasons. It just ended this year. 14 seasons. That's so many seasons, Brandon. That's so many seasons Brandon That's so many seasons right if I've been that like I'm officially it's gonna take me a year It was a season like 24 oh my god. There's gotta be a big task Yeah, there's gotta be a shit maybe 300 400. What's the reward? How many blue blood? I get to watch can you or episodes of Tom Selleck being a police commissioner? I need a new show.

So I don't know. Do y'all ever binge an old people series? No. No. When I was growing up, my brother went through a huge Matlock phase. And then he got me into it. And we were like in middle school watching Matlock.

I think when you're kids, you can watch old people shows. But when you reach like 15, you can't do another old people show until you get to be 50? Maybe? I don't know. What's the rule here? Yeah, I think it's when you have like nothing to do. If I watch one full season of Blue Bloods, I'm officially old, it's over. Yeah. No going back.

Will you watch an episode of Cheers? Four Bed Every Night, does that count? No, that's... I don't think that's... It doesn't feel like an old people show. I watch Twilight Zone every night. Have we watched The Office a hundred times? That's not an old people show either. When does it become an old people show. I watch Twilight Zone every night. Have we watched The Office a hundred times? That's not an old people show either.

When does it become an old people show? When it airs on CBS, I think. It's just basically CBS. You're kind of right. And if the lead character is over 60, like Tom Selleck is, or Matt Locke, that's an old people show. What's the youngest hippest show on CBS? Like Young Sheldon?

That was some young hippest show. That was, that's CBS's. Swat, I think they're going for hip with Swat. The older brother from Young Sheldon was the MC of the Nashville Music Note Drop. What's his name, Montana Jones? Montana Jones. It is funny, cause those shows are like being phased out,

now, like you'd assume with all the streaming. I think CBS is just digging their heels in. They're just doing more of them? They just got, yeah. They've got every, they had every CSI on the internet. I guess you could say more. Well that's a, that's an interesting question. And there's Chicago Fire and Chicago.

Do you think people, as we get older, we're going to take the habits we have as teenagers and people in our 20s and we're just gonna keep doing that? Yeah. Or do you think we at some point pivot to being the old people? So I thought, I've been thinking very similar.

Will I play video games when I'm 70? Yeah. Will I carry that? And will we be the first generation to play video games when we're 80 years old? But when will you lose your tech? You can't adapt. I don't think we'll lose it.

I think we'll carry it. Like, if Gen Z is, they're into TikTok, they don't want to sit down and watch a CBS show, right you think when they're 70 they will still be that way or do You think it's somewhere along the line. They're like hell with this phone. I just want to sit on my couch and watch Whatever we were born and raised into the tech era, so I think we'll take it with us. Yeah, I will agree You don't think I think one day. We're just gonna be like I can't adapt this new thing Yeah, I bring around is part of that yeah, yep. I agree with you more than me. I'm like that with video I

Can't play any new video games. It's just too much. Yeah, they're they're very difficult. Yeah. Yeah There's like a trillion things you have to learn and I just can't do it Yeah, like the the people people that study the culture or whatever and they freak out about how young people aren't into XYZ and it's like, does that mean they'll never be into it? Or does that mean they're just not the right age yet? Yeah, we'll be 75 hitting like a strawberry vape listening to rat music.

Yeah. Well, the music we will take with us. Yeah, yeah, you always take whatever you were listening to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the music we will take with us. Yeah. Yeah, you always take whatever you were listening to. Yeah, like is it what? I feel like those studies are done by just baseball. They're like, young people aren't watching baseball.

Will they, though? Yeah. Yeah, how come 12-year-olds don't watch baseball? And it's like, because they're not 40, bowing the grass and listening to it on the radio yet. But maybe when that happens. Yeah, they're not 40. Yeah, bow in the grass and listening to it on the radio yet But maybe when that yeah, they'll get there though. They'll be like damn baseball's kind of sick Or maybe not. I don't know maybe any of you guys have the urge to build a model No, never I've been getting into Legos with my son. Okay, they're awesome. Yeah, I get God how awesome

I don't get as a kid building it building it. I was never a Lego kid. What do you do when it's done? Because it's not as good as a toy that's meant to be played with. Correct. My nephew displays them. I used to take pride in what I displayed in my room. Okay.

My Lego building kid has a shelf where his Legos are built. Yeah. So they don't take them apart and use them for other builds? No. Okay. My youngest put a Lego in his mouth last night

and was close to choking. And then my oldest was like, wait. He was more concerned about the LEGO. Was it a two by? It was like, which one was it? Two by one, or what size brick? It was a very small one. Yeah, it's Miles Turner.

Miles Turner has an insane LEGO collection. Oh, yeah. He puts them together and just saves them and has a whole thing in his house of. That's got to be a cool hobby. That would get fun. Completed LEGO.. Yeah, but wouldn't be cooler if they looked like realistic like a model kit of a Death Star instead of Lego I just don't know the Lego car. How long did that take? Remember someone there's an entire car

TJ I think so you guys ever go to to Legoland? Yeah, oh yeah. No. About kids once in California, it was weird. Oh wait, no I've never been. I was thinking the Lego store. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. I was like, I think the Lego Land a lot.

What is Legoland? Legoland is an amusement park. Yeah, never been. It's, yeah. What's the premise of the, I mean obviously Lego. Oh shit. What else, do you just build Legos? That's it?

No, it's like amusement park rides, but then also there's like whole city replicas that are like an acre big of like, it's Tokyo, but it's Lego. Wow. And that's cool. I bet it's cool. It's cool.

Yeah. Felt weird to be there without kids, but. And then there's like a Lego mini golf course and a Lego this and a Lego that. Yeah, it's just, it's Legoland. You're just cutting children in line. Yeah. Back off.

Legoland. Yeah, Lego store, bend to the Lego store. Kind of expensive. Valued. Yeah. Oh yeah. They are, no, they're super expensive. I'd like to get some for my nephews for Christmas

and I was like, I don't know. Yeah. I don't love them that much. I love all these kids. The get-in price for even all ones like 70 bucks. Yeah Hmm That's that was a Jerry after dark idea I pitched but it was too much building the Lego Death Star But only Lucas could describe what to do to Jay. Oh my god

And that's why I quit the show it was yeah, right it was torture it was torture. Yeah, that is 100 torture. We'll do it to tate Yeah, I do think tate will say yes to just about anything anything or I? Don't know the next year like I'm trying to figure out like when tate will got a year in him Well tate will be like no nick. I not going to do that. That show ages you like the presidency. Like have you seen Tate before Jerry after Darkie? My god. Keep the name. Oh a Lego one would be good where he has to like fully encase himself in a box of Legos or like build a home. Survive a night. He has to sleep on a Lego build and sleep on a Lego bed Yeah If you were stuck in the wilderness with a billion Legos would you attempt to build shelter with?

Surviving on a billion Lego better get going. Oh, Mr. Beast is gonna do it. Yeah Would that work no, I think dude, I guess you could like cover the Legos with mud or something rain would get okay yeah a good base they collapse wouldn't they I don't know it's a really good idea great idea Kyle great idea hey what do you think about Steven Singer jeweler heers got American Idol on the brain already. No, did you not do it? Did you do it? I didn't do it. I think nobody did singer. Oh, we, we okay. You love that guy, right?

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Underwood, that was my list, and then Nick came in with Bucky Covington, Catherine McPhee, David Archuleta, Adam Lambert, Phillip Phillips, Mandisa, Elliot Yamine, Kelly Pickler, and Ace Young. Scottie McCree. Scottie McCree. Scottie McCree. Scottie McCree. Scottie McCree.

Paul Abdul wanted to fuck Ace Young. Did you guys wanna fuck Paul Abdul? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. A lot, yeah, a lot. Wait, what do you mean by a lot? A late 80s Paul Abdul. How many times? Oh, I'm talking about while she was on. Like you wanted to fuck wave a lot. Yeah a lot Wait, what do you mean by a lot a late 80s Paul? I'll do how many talking about how she was on like you wanted to fuck her a lot or you bothered her

I like her really badly. No, I wanted my desire to fuck her was great. God Yeah, I was ten years old and she was the first that was your first. I was like What was the music video cold-hearted snake? He's a cold-hearted snake. Oh look into his eyes Oh, oh good song good song Aguilera was my first really yeah first dirt ya boner dirty Pam Anderson Baywatch Prince Harry really Prince Harry was your first wet

Everybody every girl remembers their first wet The wind blows just oh no, I'm wearing great sweatpants today You have to tuck your wet above your waistband That's so disgusting Oh my god, I'm juicy Harry I never felt juicy Yeah. Prince Harry. I never felt juicy before, but Prince Harry. Oh, yeah.

That was our first drip. Wait, isn't Prince Harry our age? Yeah. He's a teen boy. He's never been good looking, has he? Oh, yeah. He was like a bad boy, though. He was like sneaking out and doing things.

It was like the movies I watched where the prince sneaks out and he's living amongst the locals, smoking weed. I just thought that was cool. I got a lot of hair at the time. Oh there he is. I'm wet. Kate that's a weird way. That's a weird way. That's a weird way. You should have first went should have been? Leo or something? I don't know. You pitched a puddle? It's into redheads. Yuck! It's so awesome having to chick on the show.

I know. Just a lot of dumb brains. I would, if you asked me what's the equivalent, I'd be like, what? Yeah, it is. Where are we at with the royal family? What's up with them? I think people are mad at Megan now. What's the latest? Bacon being normal?

Yeah, she's doing a show Where she's like cooking who's who's in charge the the guy Charles Charles is king see see he's always been in charge see Is he long for this earth? No member his fingers right sausage? Yeah smokey's on I mean he's had those his whole life, right? Yeah. Those fuckers live forever till they don't. Yeah. Yeah, but is Kate still sick?

I don't know. They don't really say much. I'm kinda happy that we're, ew, look at that fuck. Just put a toothpick in one of them. He has one of the all-time greatest. Oh, you're walking around Costco. Wet lines, he said he wished Camilla was a he was a tampa He wanted to be her tampon

I'm kind of happy we're done with them. It feels like once the Queen died. It's like yeah It's fine and thought about them at all until we're not wet I don't give a fuck about fucking little smokies guy So we're just in waiting until the next to William becomes king is William up next William is next he's up next and then who's his son that's up next oh we don't do we know his name he's got three he's got three kids two boys and a girl so where's the queen coming along how do we let that happen that you have no son dad dies and there's no sons okay if

the dad dies then it would be the prince of Wales, and then if he dies, it would be his son, and then if he dies, it would be the daughter, the sister. Oh. So then there'd be a... Oh. So there's a queen. Got it. But that would be, I guess, if the son didn't have another son by then.

Right. Right. Oh, yeah, because if he had another sun, then it would. No, but it wouldn't jump, because then it would have been, I don't know. I don't know, and I don't care. It's pretty cool to someone else, I think. King Charles, Prince William, George. Look at George.

Charlotte is next up. So that sucks for Harry and his kids. They just got no shot. They didn't want one, right? He was like, I'm out. Yeah, I know. He did go out. Yeah, but he gave it up.

That's the pedophile. He's the pedophile. Yeah. If he had a path, he wouldn't have given it up You think princess, right Jeannie? Oh You think okay. He knew he was never gonna be the king and he you know, he's taking the he's taking the back door Yes, you're right It's like a you right you right you're putting out a statement. I'm not interested in that job. You're right. You're right Okay, far down

You right you right sick hey Dan What's up this morning? We were doing our our list of NFL coaches? We could beat the shit out of and Mark said he could beat the shit out of Jim Harbaugh I could make you know that you would fucking kill you do that so they beat the shit out Jim Har Harbaugh. I could. I could, yeah, and you know that. He would fucking kill you, dude. So they'd beat the shit out of Jim Harbaugh. I would. Which would be hilarious. On the next Tate Afterdog.

Either way. He would body you, dude. There's just no, there's just simply no way. You know, he claims that he remembers the day he was born. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I kinda believe him. Yeah, I do too.

Yeah, I'm sick of people blanket believing Jim Harbaugh. He's turned out to be a cheater and a liar. Why do we believe all the stupid claims? Members of Dave was born real wet Well, you're way true the wettest Yeah You don't believe him I believe that shit was disgusting What would you watch? Huh, you watched the first one. And then?

Never again. North the wall. Never again. The fourth one, by the fourth one, I wasn't in the room. Oh, you're like the old timey where they just sit with the stars? She didn't want me in there. The fourth one, she said, wait out in the lobby. Take a nap.

I said, all right. Took a nap, and they woke me up when the baby was born. Wow. Slept on the floor like a hobo. That's tough for you. Yeah, what? I'm saying, like, I've. Yeah, it waso. That's tough for you. Yeah, what? I'm saying like I. Yeah, it was bad.

That's, people don't. Probably went through more pain than her. Yeah, it was the worst and she never once apologized. Not fucking once. She was in a bed, she was in a bed with pillows. And yeah, maybe drugs even. Yeah, she had all kinds of. She was partying.

Yeah, she was having a good time. How long you hang in the hospital? A while. Two days. Two days? Yeah. Although, because everybody's going to be around, you can get out and go get some air while everybody's visiting, while the mother-in-law's doing her thing. You can go get some air. It also depends on how, when the baby's born. Like my second. I've had a couple. No, my third, they did a, they do a seat, a car seat test

to see if they can sit up in the car seat without like, like losing oxygen. They have to do it for like an hour. And my third failed at like minute 57. So we had to stay another day. Oh my God. Dammit Gene. No clutch Gene.

Oh, that's tough. Gene. No clutch Gene. Oh that's that's that's. Yeah. Clutch Gene. Yeah. It's brutal. I had a couple of 5 a.m. babies. Do you have any?

I had a. Morning baby? You had a couple 5 a.m. babies? I had a I want to know I had a 3 a.m. baby a 5 a.m. baby and had an afternoon baby and a night baby. Which do you prefer? Tommy was a night baby. I had two nights and then one was went to the hospital at midnight and the baby didn't come out till 5 p.m.

I got there at 1 a.m. and had a baby at 5 a.m. We had a quick one. you did didn't you was it is the show finished until I do this was it you it was me that had you know what that is right well I'm It was me. And you know what that is, right? I don't. Well, I'm an open book. Was that you, Brandon? Or was I field any questions?

Were you the one with the new pussycat? Oh man. Just saying. What's a matter, baby? Nothing, hon. I can't believe you fell for that. Yeah, that's crazy. You walked right into it.

Well, he was slick with it. Right into it. Oh, Steven, congratulations on swimming a one and a half lap. I don't get that. What get that. I forgot about that. You have a year to do 100 laps. One and a half laps is like that's not even a warm up. Why do you give yourself a year? So I go. How bad are you at swimming?

Not great, but I know I saw the shape. So a lap I'm counting as one down and back. That's one lap, right? No, that's oh, yeah One down and back is one lap. Okay. Yeah, why not do 365 laps, but how did you I go once a week? But that would be like I'm going for a run and then running 200 meters and being like I'm suited you did down back down And then you got out of the pool to get selfie How did that take no so I was I was playing with my kids the most part

But there's like a kids and an adult side so in the beginning Or some new goggles went on the adult side. I went as far as I could I went down I don't like three quarters of the way back. I was like all right not great So then at the end we're gonna leave I was like all right only try one more time So I went down and again three quarters of the way back so also you didn't even do one and a half laps continuous. No yeah No, I couldn't do what happens when you get three. Are you drowning? Yeah, how do you fit I was trying to do this without breathing what? Underwater I know a hundred laps underwater I

Swim from one end to the other no breath why this is my goal I can do it I respect that I didn't this is like a Chris angel I didn't understand that the goal was to do it underwater I thought you're swimming yeah no I'd like to be able to do one and back with just a breath on the other side. That's how I swim. That's everything. So you're doing a hundred of it? That's only you.

Oh, I want to get better at swimming. I figure, you know, vacations and stuff, I'll miss a couple so probably about 40. We shouldn't be surprised. Yeah, we shouldn't be surprised. About 40 times in the pool. It's not the better at swimming. It's more better at like- Holding your breath.

Hey, watch how far I can go. Yeah. Well, yeah, okay. You want to get better at, hey, watch how far I can go. Yeah, you want, yeah, or hey- Kind of. Throw some toys at the pool. Throw some toys watch how far I can go. Yeah. Well. Yeah, okay You want to get better at hey watch how far I can go yeah you yeah Or hey throw some toys at the bottom of the pool. Yeah, like you want people to be like Steven's been down there for a while Wait, so if all goes utterly perfectly where will you be next year?

I'll be a better swimmer. We'll be able to go down and back. Yeah Be able to hold my breath for longer You're kind of on to some though. They should have that in the Olympics is the who can yeah that was the farthest We're all taking a breath. They have that did you see the Netflix? It was kind of popular like two years ago not down I'm saying breath. I'm saying yeah, I have that they have the owls that shit freaks you that and you me too Yeah, I don't like no anything like that. They do that in pools Yeah, I think it's like I thought that I think you're like are you talking about the one that went down was like free Dive yes, but they got I saw they got to be able to do that one

But because there were competitions like local high schools where it's like a hold your water thing I don't know if it's like swimming or they're they're pulling a line But that's how that was like the footage that was in the documentary hmm It is cool though Yeah, maybe I love that. This is what it was I am so happy I asked What did you think it was I thought you were just swimming laps? Oh? I mean it'd be cool to that's a very normal thing for me to think so what he said yeah, yeah Weird one here

I'm not a very good swimmer my 2025 New Year's resolution was to swim a hundred laps throughout the year today I got started one and a half laps down. I didn't have to go that Anyone would read that and be like he's just swimming. Oh Well, I mean, yeah, I I I guess perfect world. I do the hundred laps and then towards in the year by next year I'm able to just go to the gym and go to the pool section and just spend like ten minutes there and Swimming and all that stuff. So a hundred laps once a week No, I love this site visual too because like I my kids go to swimming classes, too I was there yesterday and like you having a bunch of kids swimming and then Steven just on another pool underwater

And you know, he's he's just thrashing. Yeah When he gets up for air My god, I was down there for a while, huh? So like what's the what's the target goal for how long you can hold your breath? What are you hoping to get to? I'm gonna be cool if I could do it down and back. That's kind of a lot So you're this is an underwater. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to be a mermaid. Yes Yes, Kyle, he doesn't do the I assume you're freestyling yeah, all right. Maybe I shouldn't assume that he's yes I hold his breath so your nearest resolution is 100 underwater laps in the and you keep you just keep your head straight down instead of

Real swimmers do the head turn to breathe you so wait is your back breaking the water or you underneath the water? Completely I mean I can't see I don't know wait no feel it. Where is your body? Where's your body water? I got it my body's in the water. Are you submerged? Are you your entire body submerged you on the bottom I supposed to know that no are you doing? Are you on the top of the water are you under the water? I'm not sure I know what the difference is What? Oh

Oh Oh Okay, I'm on top Oh, you're so shit your head down I don't know what this is Back to not knowing what it is You're just not lifting your head from the water No, I thought

I thought what you meant was like Underwater So you're just thrashing with your head under water. No, no, no, no. I am coming up like this. I didn't know. Wait, when did you come up like this? I didn't know it because I thought that Marcus Statham

said yes. So your head's above water? You're just holding your breath? My head is in the water. Are you doing this? No, I'm going like this. That's exactly what I just did. OK, but your head's under water the whole time. Yes. That is exactly what I just did okay, but your heads underwater the whole time

Yes, that is such a weird visual we need a video What's your whole body under the water? Hey, can you doodle it for us? I feel like this is the only way we can Exactly in the in the tweet is the emoji. I think that's what it is except my face is in the water Yeah, your goal is basically to learn Well, yeah, except my face is in the wise okay, that's no holding his breath. He's doing the freestyle swim, but holding your breath Thank you mark. Why are you just? Goal this is my goal I could do whatever I want

But it's you I don't know what the goal even is It would make sense if you separated into two 100 above a Not underwater held breath laps. I it's so bizarre What's your guys goals I'm gonna run a marathon holding my nose Read a book with my shoes off There's no way you could do that I Have to see a video of this. Yes. I'm picturing it cuz I guess I know the kitty like the the swim school shit And like you know how hard he splashes yeah his face is down in the water

He's just fucking and there's like lash like freeze And then there's some and there's like an old lady doing like the the side stroke just going right past them Like you know perfect perfect swim backstroke Yes, okay, I need footage. I need footage so bad Why wouldn't you do it underwater if you're trying to hold your breath? That's like the good the goal Yeah, can you like see where you're going than that posture? I got the goggles Yeah, but your head's down. I mean like are you looking straight ahead so when you get? You're not looking straight ahead doing this you're looking right down is it just your nose and mouth

No, no my eyes are underwater I'm utilizing the guy straight for your eyes underwater head up or down the head has to be face down your heads down your face down but I peek up to see how close I am I guess I guess it's face down for most of it but I when I get close I this is the most chase shit ever it is oh my god so when you finish when you're three quarters away and you give it like are you getting up making a scene basically not huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh but nothing else. I think it's a, I don't think it's a lofty goal, but I think it's, you know. It's just a, like, I thought you were gonna swim

regular laps, and then I thought maybe you were doing a cool thing where you go underwater and try to go back and forth. Yeah, I used to do that as a kid. Yeah, that's so much fun. That's what I mean? Yeah. Although I just kinda do whatever you can.

Yeah, that's, yeah, change it up. That's the, hey, how do whatever you get that's change. That's the hey That's what I do you know under you push off the wall, and you just yeah But he's doing a combo both it makes that's never been done. I never think where did you get in? We're above the water you take the chance to breathe. Yeah, of course right there. You're so close. They're literally just go like this That's all you had to do. It's true I don't know. I I think you might be starting I think you might go back to the there's gonna be a guy on Rogan in like a year and a half It's just like you know what I do every day

swim Our ancestors used to swim with their heads down and we lost that somewhere along the line We didn't quite understand the difference in swimming on top of the water and below the water. I thought that it was established that I was doing the freestyle in which case... I don't know where my back is. You should always know where your back is. I always know where mine is. You ever been in a different room than your back?

No, I don't think so. Probably every day, right? When you walk into a new room, at some point your back's in a different room than you. Yep, he's right. Two-nothing, Che. In the shower I would say, oh, my back is in the water. Oh, it's not now. Like, I feel like I would know.

Yeah, you're aware where your back is. You're aware. I'm still torn on the goal, because if you want to get better at endurance, I get it. You just want to be better at holding your breath as well. You're trying to get better at swimming and holding your breath. Two birds, one stone.

One capacity, yeah. But you're learning how to swim the wrong way in order just to hold your breath. This could be, like, pussy eating could be the end goal here yeah you trying to true how long he's training I I'm so next week can we get a video ah it's gonna be tough well you have your son do it hold it or just put it I'll have the lifeguard do it yeah watch anyway cuz they're like this guy's about to die record before you give it the phone to her yeah I want to see you jump in the pool or no to see you ask the lifeguard

Yeah, it's a it's for like your trainer. Yeah, I'm working on my swimming. This is my trainer Can you film this video he wants to see my stroke? All right, my old neighbors there every so often all in the next couple weeks, so you should be able to do it The lifeguards have to turn each other like oh that guy's back. What if you are good? What if you are a good swimmer? You just don't do it. Unbelievable. The lifeguards have to turn to each other, like, oh, that guy's back. What if you are a good swimmer? You just don't do it right. Breathe. What if you start breathing? You're actually an awesome swimmer.

You explode. You'll never know. You've just been doing it wrong the whole time. Possible, I guess. I don't think I've heard it. If you're wanting to work on your jump shot and you put handcuffs on, then fine. Go ahead.

It's fun. It's nice to set a goal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're you've never been a good swimmer, Che? I mean, I can swim to the pool and back. You were the one that boasted about treading water. Yeah, yeah the tread water challenge was a big failure do you guys watch uh that's the empty your paramount show the challenge yeah they're the final things against the final was there's two people had to go in the water and tread for as long as they couldn't they both made it over three hours crazy what did you get wasn't the average human like 20? I'm not sure.

Wonton Don said he could do it all day. Yeah, I believe him. God, I want to see this so bad. Me too. Goggles are cool too. Yeah, how much of doing this challenge was just getting cool goggles? I mean, it didn't start until I got the goggles. I want to be able to see it. Cause I, we're contacts in the water.

You not being a guy who gets the nose piece with it was a huge upset. Swim cap. Wait, so you're not on pace right now. Yeah, no, I'm behind pace. Shit. Oh, fuck dude. Don't worry, he can get back on pace in like 28 seconds.

Shit. Oh. That's, went down, went down and back. Just went down and back, and it's like, fuck. Incredibly fast. Swimming is hard. I remember Camp Barstool. I had a heart attack.

I would like to see the stat. I think at least five people were probably genuinely close to death at some point. Oh, yeah. I think it was like, there was people laying on the docks struggling to breathe. Yeah, my heart rate was still 160, like 20 minutes after. Yeah, people looked shaken up.

My whole body was cramping. It's hard to pace yourself when you're just casually swimming. Yeah. I only swim as fast as possible. I can't like. I can't wait for the game to start. What, the jog of swimming? I can't jog, I can't jog as I swim, yeah.

I can't jog. The dog is a dog. It is a great workout. Oh yeah. Yeah. And not yours. I don't know if yours is. That's the best body you can get.

Steve, you're gonna have like boulders for shoulders. Just fucking... Shredded. You prepared for that? That's a matter of 99 laps. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm gonna get crazy, but it'd be nice to be able to go swim for a duration of time. A duration of time, yeah.

But again, you're not really swimming for, cause you hold your breath and you have to stop. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll change it, but that's what I did yesterday. Stick to your goal I don't like I like Yeah, you do use what's the goal for like do you think you could ever go down back? Down don't fucking get I don't know. I don't really know how it works. You're gonna drown going above the water If someone if you go to the pool to go swimming and you're trying to swim laps, how long does

a person do that for? What do you think, what's like a high school swim practice? Probably like an hour to two. Yeah, I'd say. People swim for like a half hour. You warm up everybody, get in there, get 10 laps. Yeah. It's like other cardio.

Hmm, all right, yeah. Sounds like a lot. Well, yeah, because those people are breathing. Oh yeah. Does one swim practice break 100 laps? I doubt, I don't know. Sounds like a lot. Well, yeah, because those people are breathing. Well, yeah. Does one swim practice break 100 laps? I doubt. I don't know.

I had a friend who swam in college. Yeah, it really does. They destroyed them every practice. Yeah, swimming wears you out. It was like a nightmare. Brutal workout. I feel like it's up there with wrestling for like. And I feel like water polo is pretty much wrestling

and swimming. Yeah, it's got to be the worst. Steven, you should see. 100 free warm up, so that's down and back. 100? Well the- 100 free 100 meters. It's the distance. It's the distance yeah. It's down and back. So 8 by 50, 8 by 50. I probably couldn't finish just a basic high school swim. Absolutely not. That looks miserable if that's right 20 by 25 that means go- what is 25 Just fifties one. Depends on the size of your pool. Yes I guess that's right. Steven you should see if you can get past the lifeguard

test and get certified. You have to swim three hundred yards nonstop. Tread water two minutes only using your legs not your arms and retrieve a 10 pound dumbbell from the deep end and swim back on your back. We do need a lifeguard on this show. We do need a lifeguard. Oh, once a lifeguard, always a lifeguard. I was certified before. Thank you for your service.

Oh, hell yeah. Lifeguard's never off duty. Oh, wow. At a private roof. So that turned out to be all about you. What are your stats? One rescue from the kiddie pool. Whoa.

The pool that's an 18-inch thing? What did you rescue from it? Two twin little girls were fighting and one was dunking her under. So she was probably going to be fine though. Probably. And then, any adults? No, mostly telling people, telling adults to get off the rope. It was a private one.

So you got one? Yeah. How often did you think about a peppercorn situation yeah often does that enter the mind pretty often and then you realize while you're daydreaming someone's drowning and then kind of ruins a moment so you had one save how many people drowned couple hundred twelve well well did you zinc your nose no I didn't go in they already look like it was it was too late anyways What the zinc thing oh, I thought you might like plugging my nose when I wonder That was a slang term he's thinking

He's sinking. Yeah, I know what I mean. That was a lifeguard. Go sink this pussy. I'm just kidding. By the way, pardon my cheesesteak, Arlo. Football is in full gear. Playoff football? Oh, wait, hold on.

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Wait a lap is just down. Yeah, I was breaking all this down each lab. Oh, that's not a lap A lap is down back. Well, he's the one who fucking coached. Well, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He's the most his friend Swan in college. I don't understand what that is Got it I was a swan in college, I don't understand what that is. Swam. Swam. Hypo. Got it. I was just like, what? I was a swan in college. No way. Oh, his brother is a.

My brother just made finals. Oh. Oh, in 2016. Well, time to take it down. That's an old pin tweet. Big stretch. Big boy. Not getting any seven footer DMs.

The only DMs I'm getting are from guys calling me gay and then this one girl that wants me to tell her boyfriend Brooks to pay attention because they're watching the show together and he's just looking at his phone. Brooks. Brooks. What the fuck are you doing, Brooks, idiot? Brooks's are generally kind of insolent.

Yeah, dipshits. You can do better. You can do better. You can do better, Jade. Brooks, stop looking at your phone. Brooks! Hey, Brooks. Also, Jade spelled that way is hot. That's a cool...

Parents had nine months that came up with Brooks. I think that's a good name. I don't. I like that name. I was almost Brooks. I bet you were. My first girlfriend, her name was Brooks. What? Yeah. Brooke or Brooks? Brooks. There bet you were my first girlfriend. Her name was Brooks. What? Yeah. Brooke or Brooks. There was an S. Yeah,

there was an S. There was a unique name. Brooks and Dunn. Yeah, about seven months. His name was Brooks. Hers. Oh. Yeah. My first girlfriend's name was Steve. Yeah Yeah, Brandon you were dating a dude What's the most attractive to a man you've ever been probably a wrestler right oh shit this is awesome No he did it I guarantee gonna suggest he do it. He did it course he did it. Oh No, he did it I guarantee you this motherfucker did it He's a Mormon. This is the baddest motherfucker that lives the way to the arches start to push the way a lot failure There's a couple solutions. I could make a flying long time ago. He's back Wait, did he make a flying buttress? He figured it out. I'll guarantee you

Fuck will make it lose. They'll make He's got to do with the mini ones Look at that A lizard! Yeah I'm with you Kyle I was picturing the mini ones I was picturing the real ones Is it bricks? Salamanders? I don't like that he used a styrofoam sheet Is that a heater?

I'm dumb This is a Lego. No, no because he said that it would collapse. This is the only way you can do it lying buttress The steel pipe is clearing out a little space there with the styrofoam. There's the chimney. Oh my god Okay, so I know this is gonna be bad for the chimney, but I'm not sure how bad you ever watch this guy's video Yeah, he's the best With a wood-burning stove in it. This is my new green gas by the way, okay What do you still want to know about him I just want to be in the same space as okay I just appreciate it. He's gonna make his kids sleep in the light room?

If he invited you on an excursion, would you go? They want to. Those kids are tougher than me. Yeah. Would you go on an excursion? I would. I would. Really?

Yeah. 100%. Because I think he'd take care of everything. You'd trust him, yeah. I would love to. He'd be cold and tired. You know, he goes to the butt crack of Alaska. He lives in Alaska.

Yeah. But he'll go out, he'll just have a plane drop him off for four days from civilization and he'll work his way back No, he's the man the fucking man Luke from the outdoor Luke Nichols. This is name. I love it You have seen some of his videos. Yeah, it's very cool honey butter He's surprisingly funny Every now and then. He's not trying to be funny, though. But that's why it would be surprising.

Is that so often? Oh. I guess every now and then he can do something a little funny. But he's not in the game for the hygiene. He's in the game for the love of the outdoors. But like something breaks. Does he look at the camera? I don't know. What is he like? he's like some non sequitur or something.

Yeah, like what? Like what was that? Just like. Like maybe makes a sound effect like, womp, womp. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. He's never done womp, womp. Doesn't really do like that?

No. No collar pulls or? No. Slips on a banana. Yeah, does he ever do that? Yeah. He's never slipped on a banana peel. What about an eel? He's possibly slipped on an eel.

Not slept on one. Oh, put that eel there. Meek fill voice. All right, let's spin the wheel. Tomorrow I think Gruden's here. Friday, Willie C's here. Wow. We got Friday, Willie C.

Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C. Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C. Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C. Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C.

Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C. Yeah. We got Friday, Willie C. Yeah. All right. Let's go. Tomorrow, I think Rooney's here Friday. Willie sees here. Wow. We got football back tomorrow. So excited. I would love to have him run up, like draw up a defensive play for the guys. Oh, that'd be good. Oh, nice. Let's go get me tatted. Godspeed. Shit. Alright see you everyone tomorrow. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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