The Yak - Connor and White Sox Dave are DESPERATE for a Dinner Guest | The Yak 10-15-24
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Kyle's here.
What up, B?
Where's Titus?
I know Brandon's out.
There's Titus.
What are we doing here boys? We just
we just mosey on in? Yeah we just interviewed Tom Coughlin and we talked about Coughlin
time. He showed up to the interview ten minutes early. Oh and that's why he is where he is
with his tremendous. Are we on? Yeah we're're on so always started shit. We need to start changing the clocks in this place shit
Titus jeans, I know our pants yesterday. Yeah, it's it's over
So fucking over dude. It's a good summer though. We have fun
Yeah, did it live up because remember when we were going into the summer you were like I'm nervous about my first Chicago summer
I was nervous that there was there's so much to do
It's it this is a city of FOMO in the summer. It's correct
I want to make sure I'm doing the right thing and when I'm at Wrigley, I'm like shit
Should I be on a boat right now? Yeah, and when I'm at the beach, I'm like the Cubs are playing. What am I doing here?
You're never it's never the right decision. Yeah, no matter what you do
Why am I not having beers on a patio somewhere? Did it feel like you did everything you needed to do, though?
I did a whole lot of nothing, and then I just realized,
at this stage of my life, that's just who I am.
Yeah. For sure.
So it was fine.
Doing nothing. Rocks.
It ended up being an awesome summer.
I just like the fact that there are exciting things happening around me.
It is on the table if I ever wanted to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you want to...
It's like being invited to stuff and never going, but you still want. You want it. You want to. It's like being
invited to stuff and never going. But you still want to be. You still want to. You still
want to know what's going on. I'm out of the invite group. Like I don't get invited anymore,
which I understand just because I say no. I said no so many times. It's yeah. It's not
FOMO. It's joy of the opportunity. Yeah. Like when Nick, you invited me to Bird's Nest the
other night and I like jumped off my couch to go
Cuz I was like I got it. I easy one died. They're gonna think I could do stuff now it I sent it
I was and then I I put my phone away
Just assuming you wouldn't be there. Yeah, and I was like yes. I got it. I want kids are in bed
I'm ready to go. I unlocked a new level with Connor Griffin, which was the I was right by your house yesterday
Level yeah, wait Connor. Yeah set said that to you on Monday. He was like I was right by your house yesterday
What was he doing okay? And I was like that's cool. He's like yeah
I was we were going to the bars around your place, and I was like that's cool
Shit what level is that he was giving me the heads up that he was around but after the fact he's like yeah
I was never gonna invite you yeah
He didn't want like pictures to come out that you would be like oh was that right by my house yeah
Yeah, that hurts or it's a contingency plan if you bump into him like when you walk outside of your house, right?
That would yeah, you have to give a heads up. I think. Is Connor Griffin our, like, number one social butterfly?
Yeah.
He feels like he's just doing stuff.
Good for him.
He does a lot.
Connor, come in here.
He probably is, actually. I don't know.
Yeah, he might be one.
Yeah, he's one-one.
Monday night concert?
Yeah. Or was that Sunday night?
Wow. Yeah.
He fits in with every
group here too like yeah he I thought he was like ours I thought I thought
mostly sports owned him no and then it's crazy that we have such a diverse group
around the office how does he how is he a chameleon to fit in pretty he can get
along with mostly sports and the yak yeah he has a different handshake for
all I'd be pissed yeah Connor Griffin Connor Griffin. Get in here, Connor.
I don't know how he's not exhausted all the time.
Seriously?
He doesn't say no to anything.
Look who's talking.
I say no to shit all the time now.
Actually, no. I just don't respond.
Yeah, that's cordial.
Why? Has he? Nick's been saying no more?
Nope, I've been ignoring tax.
He's just ignoring.
Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's a good way to do it. Yeah
Sorry swamped I
Had to have a meeting with Nick where I was like you you have to be a dick more to say you'd say no sometimes
I feel bad. Yeah, it's a compliment to be asked to do stuff. Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey, just hit him with a thanks for
Thanks for doing this surprised you at the time
Connor I'd like to do a little exercise with you.
Yeah, go wherever you want.
What are those pants?
Columbus Day was yesterday, bro.
I know.
These are my one pair of good jeans
are in the wash right now.
And so we need to get you another pair of jeans.
I really need to get another pair of jeans.
I've been trying to go out and get jeans.
But yeah, these are from like middle school
I would get clothes specifically like two sizes too big in middle school, so I would never outgrow
I did the same thing with shoes. I was a size 11
I would wear size 13 shoes, and now I'm a size 13 so all my shoes from middle school
So you were at 12 years old like I got to look out for myself in three years
Yeah, I was very yeah, and who's laughing now
Side predicted you would be yeah future. Why are you 12 year old should do it's not you're getting a deal like yeah
It's just uncomfortable for two years a little yeah
I felt like so you can wear dated clothes in three so you were wearing she oh
Little yeah, I felt like so you can wear dated clothes in three. So you were wearing oh
Thank you, Stephen jeans. I appreciate that oh the perfect gene awesome are they too can will he be able to fit into them by The time he's 28 yeah, right wait. Okay. These are his size right now
You were 12 years old you were wearing shoes three sizes too big yeah, I had a what
Never forget yeah, that's a fucking wild
I went to I
Yeah, I went and got a pair of size 13 2012 Nike USA gold medal hyper dunks
They were $140 and my mom was very resistant to get them and she was like you better make sure these last
And so I said, okay, I'll get a size 13 when I was 11 and I still I still have them in my car
I'll wear them tomorrow. I think my closet. I think she just meant like don't put any holes in those are them
I my favorite shoes of all time. Yep. They're in my closet. Was there a day where you're like, oh finally they fit
Yeah, it was like 10th grade. Did you play basketball in them like way too big? No, no
I never even played in them that was just a hat
I was a sneaker head in middle school and I wanted to doomsday OCD
What would happen though if you had ended up being a 14?
Then I eventually I would have had to have you know
I don't wear them. Huh, did you wear them? Yeah? I warmed it in middle school that was two sizes two sizes two bit
Yeah, they were like clown shoes, but people why didn't you he's why don't you get like size 17?
You'd be in the NBA now. That's also true. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a goldfish in a tank
You know to the size of yeah, you had yeah, yeah
But no I just have a bunch of stuff for middle school. Those are middle school pants
These are middle school pants, and I I was gonna wear shorts But it's it was hailing outside when I left for work this morning
They made my only other alternative
No, no cuz I was gonna have like khaki shorts that I have to get new you probably constantly look like you just got hit
With a shrink ray when you're walking around yeah, yeah, just big you know that this has been a big problem
and I've had many conversations with
Women in my life whether it's my mom or you know friends landmines. Yeah, that are like
Take those oversized pants off. Yeah, but anyway um
The the story was not exactly accurate what you were saying about me. You told me you were by my house
I wasn't going out to drink. I was going
to pick up the t-shirt. I wore a Sabrina carpenter. That's
right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. But why would you tell him
that you were you just wanted to let him know because I I was
thinking about him and I was in a rush and I was like, ah,
should I text you're right? You weren't right. I I I took it
that way because what I responded to you was oh dude. I
was just sitting at home watching football like you all
you had to do was just text me
because nobody could have hung out.
And I could have swung by and said hello,
but I was in a rush and I needed to get this.
But that would be weird.
But I like the whole, I wish we did it more
where it's like, hey, I was in the neighborhood,
like thought I'd stop by.
We see each other, we spend a lot of time
with each other.
If you texted on a Sunday being like,
hey, I'm right by right by want me to say hello
Like saying hello is something like I've seen you in three months
Yeah, and in the neighborhood stopped by has never equated to a good chill sesh right?
Like a
Yeah, I just felt like Connor you you either needed to come over or just not say yeah
You shouldn't have you shouldn't said when you said you're by the house
And you didn't do it live like if you would have texted me like hey, I're by the house. Yeah, you shouldn't have said that. But when you said you're by the house and you didn't do it live, like, you would have texted me,
like, hey, I'm by your house right now.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah, next time be, like, standing on his front door.
I mean, yeah, I've been to Mark's house before,
and I figured, you know, I could just swing by maybe sometime.
You know where it is.
It actually was kind of a threatening,
like, almost, like, mafia level,
like, I know where your house is.
I saw your house. Just a reminder. Yeah, just a reminder. I am aware of your house. I took it more level, like I know where your house is. I saw your house. Just a reminder.
Yeah, just a reminder. I am aware.
I took it more as like if you were more fun to be around,
I probably would have come by and watch football.
I was in a rush.
I went straight from picking up the shirt to then running and grabbing the ticket.
If you were one of the young, if you were like, say, Blake,
you know, the younger, cooler guys we have at this company,
I probably would have popped over.
We could have watched ball together.
If you would have provided a warmer environment
the first time you went.
Right.
Yeah.
I loved going to your house.
And we've talked about doing it again.
Mark got that text and locked the door.
It was bad.
Yeah.
Rank the people you're friends with
in order of how close you are with them in this office.
Yeah, like all the MySpace top eight.
Yeah. You know Caitlin Walker space to be around with. Yeah.
You know Caitlin Walker inside and out.
Stop.
I love everybody in this office, and I mean that...
No, I said Rank them.
But yeah, I'm just saying that as a precursor.
I mean, the fellas over in the production sector over there,
like Zupy...
Zupy's one. Blake. Blake's two. Garrett is they're all interchangeable. No, no, no rank up
So the person like you'd have to share something deeply personal with this person
Then if that's the case then it's maybe like Madeleine or Mackenzie
Oh, it's got you know guys don't necessarily get into like deep shit
I get into deep shit with the fellas, but at the same time...
You get into deep shit with the girls?
Yeah, like if I have like...
Girl issues?
Concerns or questions?
Yeah, stuff like that.
Get a girl's perspective on it.
Have you ever sent Madeleine or Mackenzie a screenshot of a text from a girl you were
talking to?
No, I don't believe in that.
What kind of girl's perspective?
For like advice?
I don't believe in sending screenshots of text messages
back and forth and spreading that type of stuff.
But the general concept of this girl said this to me,
what do you think that means?
You feel that with him?
It's more like talking about interactions,
not like, hey, what is this bump?
Exactly.
This normal?
I'd say so.
This looks normal?
Yeah, like that. Yeah. This normal. I'd say so. Just look normal?
Yeah, no.
But you know, Zupy, Blake, Garrett,
we all hung out together back in New York.
Yeah.
Now we're all here in Chicago.
What's an example of something deeply personal
you've told Madeline McKenzie?
Yeah, make it really deeply personal.
Like what's something just so we know we're...
Pregnancy scare?
No, not pregnancy scare.
Nothing ever that
Bizarre, but I in terms of just like hey, I went on a date with somebody like she did hello Does this yeah like stuff like that? I don't know hey guys should I tell mark? I'm by his house or no
That's the deepest it would get
Also, yeah, you know just there are a bunch of people that we hang out with your glue guy
I like to be a try to go you every it feels like everyone likes you
I appreciate would you say no to other than me like I've never said no to you
Who ever send is there anybody at the office?
It's like hey, maybe you want to grab some beers and watch watch the game, and you're like I can't do this one-on-one
I'm gonna pretend I want to come with me. Yeah
Every person in this office, and I've actually hung out at some point, one point or another, one on one,
with I'd say like, I don't know, maybe like 50% of the people.
That's crazy.
I do enjoy talking to people and hanging out with them.
But where was I going with that?
What was your question?
Who do you say no to?
Oh, I have been, I've said no not because I
don't want to hang out with them,
but because when he asked me, he asked me very last minute and it can never work out
Liam Blutman has asked me to go to dinner
several times
No, and I just don't keep trying. Are you are you racist towards gingers? I like I don't want to be seen with this
It is just having two gingers. Yeah, that's exactly no or you just didn't feel like having a bag of gummy worms for dinner.
If I saw you two eating together.
That'd be great if he was like,
hey Connor, you wanna go to dinner?
And then he just goes out.
I know the best gummy worm spot in the city.
And he just sits down, he's like, all right, we're here.
It's a bench outside his apartment.
No, sitting in a wall.
If I saw you two eating together at a restaurant,
I would assume there's some sort of convention happening.
Yeah, right.
Blood men and I, Spain.
The circus is in town. Oh yeah assume there's some sort of convention. Yeah, right blotman and I spent circuses into so
White with red around his eyes these are two clowns
Traditional circus No, blood traditional Circumstance then I respect they're not even trying to hide it a lot of time together. We've been out in public
We've had like meals in North Dakota together out in public
And I would love to go get dinner with them here just that like whenever he asks
It's like it's a weeknight
And there's other stuff going on and I yeah, I can't you had to take them all the way to North Dakota to have a meal
With him
Yeah, you're ashamed and let anybody see no would there be anybody in the office that would invite you out to dinner
And you'd be like fuck. I don't want to do this
No, what about a Lucas he's a guy people most people hate on but a lot of
People are turned off by his demeanor and appearance you're going to concerts with them and shit. Yeah
No, we had a great time at the concert.
And, uh...
Well, you...
You're a gross smokehouse.
When you're next to Lucas, you're like a strong,
masculine man.
Lucas doesn't look invited.
No.
Cody here.
Cody also is a glue guy as well.
Yeah.
And Cody is definitely high up in the rankings, too.
Um, well, last thing. Next time nah. Well, last thing. Can you...
Next time you have a deep personal thing, can you share one with me?
I'd like...
And I'm totally down to do that, by the way.
And I am still down whenever it works out now the weather is kind of shit.
Yeah, yeah, to do some...
But I want...
If we want to do a Saturday...
Yeah, how do you know that we can't be good sounding boards?
Yeah, I want one deep personal thing.
I won't share it with anyone else, but I just want...
I want to feel...
Give us a deep personal thing.
Yeah. And I'll tell you right away if I'm out like I'm like no
I don't want that and then can you screenshot that and send it send it out
Give me one deep personal thing that you need meet my advice on by Friday non work non work of course yeah
Yeah, okay. Yeah, no whenever it comes up when it comes up naturally just be like hey
I need to talk to you for a sec. Yeah, we won't put a time frame on it
But I will first thing that I'm excited. It could be tonight. Can we be tonight?
Can we spin the wheel of employees and Connor has to go out to dinner with them tonight? Yeah, I'll pay
Yeah, would work
Come in here, I hope to God it's not me
I'm already having dinner with Blohm in it. Oh, yeah, I'm out. I'm off the wheel. I'm already having dinner with Blutman. Oh, no. Please, please, please.
Oh, Dawson.
Oh.
That's totally fine.
Let's just get White Sox David.
Let's get White Sox David.
Yeah, let's invite him.
Yeah, Dawson and I.
Yeah, that's another guy who wears shoes two sizes too big.
You guys have a lot of fun.
White Sox David, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
I was saying this on Sunday, but Dawson is the number one guy for some reason, whenever
I'm like traveling or out, someone will come up to me and be like, oh, yeah, you work with
the White Sox David.
I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that's true. I was saying this on Sunday, but Dawson is the number one guy for some reason whenever I'm like
Traveling or out someone will come up to me be like oh, yeah, you work with my friend Dawson, and yes like really okay
I never yeah, I really know what to say to that like if someone said they knew you like Nick or KB
I'm like oh, that's awesome like what's your name? You know, but Dawson. I'm just like you have no sounds good
But Dawson I'm just like you have no sounds good
Yeah, Dawson and I have hung out together like sometimes just the two of us say and it's I hang out with him pretty often But I know I hang out with them most just in case the audience might not know who Dawson is
Explain I hang out with them all the time as well, but I just ran around with him
Yeah, I was just thinking maybe maybe some of the audience doesn't know Dawson you you know Dawson if you saw he's
Like he's the vice Roy one of the vice Roy sales guy yeah, but he's certified cute. Yeah, he's also he's a big TCU guy
Yeah, he wears TCU apparel almost every single day and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wears TCU apparel almost every single day and Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah kid oh, yeah, oh Dawson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know that guy Dave
WSD
WSD in the building
Kate's blanket
What's up?
Connor wanted to ask you something what's up Connor do you
want to go to dinner tonight on big cats dime maybe okay where are you thinking
well I didn't think that far ahead but it could be somewhere around here I don't
know necessarily what the vibe is but we're always yeah well bring the maybe
to a yes I got a few spots okay yeah so Yeah, so is that a yes? Yeah, I mean, okay. Okay
We'll get in touch. Yeah, sounds good. Let's add one more to this this party. All right. Yeah. Yeah
Buddy Stefan
Yes, get Stefan. Let's get him in here. Oh, he's not gonna like
No, I like this
This is perfect yeah
Three of you. What's the occasion just going yeah? We're just Connors the social butterfly We want to see how much of a glue guy he can possibly trying to find a dynamic that
Connor will not vibe with I also I like being a glue guy
I wouldn't say like social butterfly,
like that type of thing.
Yeah, no you are.
I like talking to people.
I like hanging out.
That would be.
Was there other requirements?
Check, check.
But other than that, no.
You're talking me out of it slowly though.
Sit here real quick.
Connor and White Sox Dave have a question for you.
I gave the same look.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Right. Okay. White Sox Dave have a question for you. I gave the same look.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
Right.
Okay.
Connor?
Stefan?
White Sox Dave is very interested and we were trying to gauge if you would be too,
if you would like to go to dinner with myself and White Sox Dave tonight.
On Big Cat's Dime. Excuse. If you would like to go to dinner with myself and White Sox Dave tonight on Big Cats Time.
Excuse.
Come on.
Gandalin excuse.
Please, what do you have? Fake thing. Box ticking.
That seems like there's too many catches.
Why? What are the catches?
Free catch.
There's always a catch.
No, there's no catch. We want you guys to have fun.
I don't know. No offense to Connor. What about White Sox catch. We want you guys to have fun. I don't know no offense to Connor
About what's our state? Yeah you there could be offense. I just don't know if free is cheap enough for the
Alright you're out that's fine. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. All right, you're out. That's fine. That's a good answer. Thank you, Stephanie
You step in sorry we got to find a third appreciate the honest
The corner is the best I mean the best we got spin the wheel. Oh funniest possible world so
curmudgeon one
For he's not cheap enough. Hey, I'm gonna do it, I thought he was gonna be pained
Oh man what a threesome that would be.
What is his response gonna be?
Same as his. Same as Stefan's.
He's gonna try to one-up him with
a rejection. Yeah, he'll directly insult you.
Do we have to talk?
Yeah. That, I mean,
I would most rather go to
a dinner with Big T than I think like
anybody in the office.
Really? I would too.
He wouldn't want to himself. Yeah, and be a mute I'd be like all right
Let's make this quick get in get out get a good meal
Check that box. Those are the best people to go to dinner with the absolute best guys are just gonna hit a drive-thru
See in the office says anyone seen him I
Have not there's a dude walking around. I keep mistaking it as him, but it's not.
Oh, is he in the basketball jersey?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw him.
Hey, Doug.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
There's Doug.
Oh, there he is.
Here he comes.
Look at the natural Doug as he roams across the court.
Big T. Sit on down.
Connor at White Sox State had a question for you.
Yeah, we, myself and White Sox Dave, we were talking about possibly going to dinner tonight
and we wanted to know if you would like to join us in the trio of you, me, White Sox Dave.
I can't think of something I'd rather do less.
Thank you Big T.
It's all Big T. Thank you Big T.
Thank you so much. Thank you big
Now I want to like if I were you guys I'd want to go to dinner even more. He just nicked you. Oh
Speed dating with friends Doug he's wearing a jacket to Doug Doug Doug I saw a comment on line that was like can someone explain the Doug thing just seems like a normal guy that they like looking
At yeah, I really get it. That's it. I just answered your question, buddy
Yeah, just completely explained it. All right Alright so we gotta find a third we have
spin again. Let's find a third.
How are you guys? Never mind.
Oh I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. No we need him here. Alright where's Jack? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. No. No, we need him here.
All right, where's Jack? I'm out.
Nobody likes this dude.
No, if he says yes, you have to do it.
I... No, no, no, no, no.
Come on. You're already in.
You're in. You're gonna get me out.
I said out one-on-one.
He's gonna suggest dinner and a nightclub. It'll be fun.
That sounds... horrible.
Hey, hey, can you come in the yak real quick?
What he's gonna he's spoiling his dinner when are you gonna be back I
Mean 15 minutes alright fine alright. We'll see when you get back come into the equity
Nothing not even do anything with the meal with max
He's nervous
Meal with Max. Oh, he's nervous. I just
Also, you're sorry if I was cutting anybody off in the booth I wasn't wearing my headphones no you're good oh
God okay, I love chaps okay. I will I would gladly get dinner with chaps No, I think he'd be in you know family oblos pending correct. I
Just don't want you guys to get hurt again.
Yeah, those last two.
Yeah, those last two did not go well.
That was almost a room that was big.
That was the equivalent of, like, Next.
Remember Next on MTV?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, you know where you live by, Stefan.
I do, yeah.
And he knows where you live.
Yeah.
Why don't you guys just take out and go to Stefan's?
Work so that would play I'd be down for that
I'm sure stuff markets. Oh, yeah, you know free meal. We're running up the tab though. We're not getting
Respectfully speaking Dan. That's fine. I mean, I'm not gonna. We're not gonna give you my credit card I'm just gonna give you some cash so you can't run it up so much
But you'll have you'll have more than enough to eat and drink.
I was thinking a nice, I'm not even talking drinks,
I'm just talking a nice sit down buttoned up drink.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Someone tells me Connor's gonna need some drinks.
Yeah.
No, he's a social butterfly.
Yeah, I'm a fun.
Well, he's not actually, he just likes to talk to people
and he's friends with everyone.
Who have you not had fun with in the office?
Not that you've gone out with them and it wasn't fun,
who have you not had fun with in the office? Not that you've gone out with them and it wasn't fun. Who have you not gone out with? I mean, the older people here who
do have family obligations and aren't always around. Yeah, like I'd love to go out with
some of them. Stefan would be the ultimate test, like changing him. Be like Princess
Diaries trying to make Stefan into a social butterfly. Just around the office and he probably
thinks it's annoying, but I do like I'll say hi to people
But I what I really ham it up when I see Stefan. Oh, I love that out of my ear. What's up, Stefan?
How's it going? Oh, I love cuz I'm trying to like that
Exactly it absolutely does, but I'm trying to get more on his good side, and I love seeing him smile
All right doesn't do it often. I texted chaps
I think we should just leave it up to whoever gets here first chaps or Jack McCarthy
Where's chaps at he was here somewhere somewhere. He might be recording okay?
Jack chaps will he'll agree like right off the rip. I bet unless he has something well
Yeah, then you're stuck with Jack that do you not like him? I don't like how he lives
Like I like Jack Mc
I don't want to hang out with Jack like for the same reasons like Nick, I don't want to hang out with Jack like for
the same reasons like Nicky Smokes wouldn't want to hang out with me. I'm boring. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Nothing. He's doing stuff and that just is a big no no fly zone for me.
He is doing stuff. He's doing a lot of stuff. Lot of stuff. Shit load of stuff. Him and
Doug. Him and Doug. Yeah. I like that. Get after it, by the way, game time football seasons here.
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Chaps, how are you? I'm doing great
White Sox day, I didn't take anybody's suit. No
No
There was soup in there the other day and I was like,'s pretty good. Oh, how many did you take three?
Nine soups yeah, it was like cold last year as my first year from Texas. I know sure well
White socks Dave, and I were talking and we were thinking about going to dinner tonight
Big Cat offered to pay for it
And we were looking for a third and we wanted to know if you would be interested in going to dinner with, Big Cat offered to pay for it, and we were looking for a third, and we wanted to know if you would be interested
in going to dinner with the two of us.
Hmm, where are you guys going?
I have a spot. I'm not going.
White Sox Dave seems to be the one directing traffic.
It'd be good.
I'm in. Yeah.
Oh, okay, so it's a date.
Tuesday, right? I think it's open tonight.
I'd call him, yeah. Okay.
It'd be a res spot, so. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's open tonight. I call him. Yeah, okay. It'd be a respite so oh really yeah, so it's date
Yeah, all right dinner tonight. Okay done. Are you are your jeans gonna be washed by?
Tonight I'll have to try it do you try try these on right now. Yeah, okay? Yeah, all right great
So you guys are gonna go out to dinner? I?
Didn't really want to go up
Don't want to go out. I don't really want to go out. This is a perfect scenario to say no. There have been a lot of people.
I don't want to go out on a dinner on Tuesday.
What are we talking about?
Thank you, Chaps.
You're welcome.
That was great. I got plans with my friends.
Immediately got to go.
That was incredible.
That's better than any imaginable.
Doded into that answer though. I think that's unfair, what do you mean? He didn't want to go said he didn't want to go
I don't think anybody wants to do anything on a Tuesday. I think there's people who would want to go
Yeah, what restaurant?
Can I shout it out? It's a bracero
Too fancy. Oh, yeah
Thank you chaps welcome. You did a lot nicer of a job of letting him down than the previous two. Mm-hmm. I
He did a lot nicer of a job of letting him down than the previous two. Mm-hmm.
I love Jack.
Man, it's hard to find a third.
Yeah.
If we're being totally honest, I don't even want to go out to a dinner.
I want nothing to do with this dinner.
You guys are totally locked.
And this is like my favorite restaurant.
You guys are totally locked.
You guys are like half the way.
We're going to keep spinning.
What if I would have said no?
You were all about it until everybody started saying no.
I was only all about it.
All of a sudden you're like, oh, this dinner? Oh, yeah, this dinner. I was all about it until everybody started saying I was only all the sun you're like oh this late this dinner
Oh, yeah, this I was all about it early dinner do like a five o'clock dinner six o'clock dinner
Then you know you have your whole night still I just got to sleep tonight
What what what what what I have to sleep? Oh, what do you mean we all?
And also I was planning on sleeping me too
Well like last night was I was on moot can't sleep and that was a bit of a late night
And then you know I'm gonna go home I was planning on sleeping tonight. But like last night I was on Mukan Sleep and that was a bit of a late night.
And then, you know, I'm going to go home.
How many hours did you sleep last night?
Probably like four.
Oh.
Have you guys ever taken a day off in your life from living?
What?
Like would you spend, have you ever spent a whole day
unconscious or asleep?
Oh.
Like Jimmy Carter you're talking about?
I've done some.
I have. With like a flu. I've never taken a day off. I guess when I had cova the first time it was
I'd like to spend an entire like three days in a hotel and didn't even move
Yes, maybe yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think of a sickness my leg surgery. I was knocked out for 18 hours. I believe
Damn That's a Holy shit. Damn.
That's a long time.
Alright, spin the wheel again. Or Jack McCarthy gets here.
Who do you guys not want to have on there?
Any names on there, Whitesucks Dave?
Absolutely not, no.
Brandon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Oh god. Yeah That makes sense oh God oh Nick all right Nick Addison will be fine. See yeah, but he's gotta like sell me the whole time
He's got that perpetual sales pitch going yeah, but am I incorrect there slick Nick. He's got tight. I don't think you'll be able
I mean his job is to be a salesman
So and you've only interacted with him at work. That's not true. You've hung out with him outside
I've known his younger brother for since high school
It's from out my area. Have you hung out with Nick Addison outside of the office not outside? Okay?
Nick Addison has a big thing going on right now
with up front.
Yeah, who's getting fired tomorrow night
for the up fronts?
We always fire one.
There's one sacrifice.
I don't know, we gotta figure that out.
We'll have to spin the wheel.
Is that actually a thing?
You didn't know about that?
You think we do a sacrifice?
Well, nah, maybe.
No. God bless.
No, we are not sacrificing anyone. But we do have the upfronts tomorrow. We have banners in the court looks beautiful
Oh, yeah, oh looks like odd cast studios have names on the right side now look at that
Wow, yeah, we look like an Ivy League school Hogwarts
Fucking like colonial we need to hang some accomplishments. We need some text on those banners. Some banners, yeah.
41 straight free throws.
Can I say something that I'm embarrassed about
that I just have to throw out?
Oh.
Well, that's cool.
Last night, I saw there was a someone tweeted out
that there was that fan cam thing at the LSU Ole Miss game
where you can zoom in and see every fan.
And I spent way too long trying to find Minzy last night.
And I didn't find him, and it really bothered me.
But kind of a ridiculous thing to do.
Was it like an app?
Hold on, I'll send it to DJ.
That would be fun and creepy. It's it's very fun, but it also
like the fact that I was just sitting there watching Monday
night football looking for mincy in the crowd bummed me out
significantly when I thought about it this morning when I
woke up. It's like you spent like 30 minutes. Was he there?
Yeah, he was at the game. Oh, I would have done the same. Yeah,
using context. I wouldn't have given up. All right, so then we'll find let's find mincy. Yeah. Where's he there? Yeah, he was at the game. Oh, I would have done the same. He was using context clues from his videos. I wouldn't have given up.
All right, so then we'll find him.
Let's find Mincing.
Yeah.
Where's Waldo?
Yeah.
It's like once you dedicate five minutes to it,
then you have to keep doing it.
It's personal at that point.
Yeah.
Do they do it every week?
Where's Nick Addison?
Do you see Nick Addison, Doug?
Wait, wait.
Hey, stay there.
Stay right there.
Stay there.
Just get one pick.
Spin it again.
All right.
Got it, thanks.
Nick Addison's got shit going on.
He's got the up fronts.
Yeah.
Part of the lure of Doug is like seeing a horse is one thing,
but then watching a horse majestically gallop
the way Doug walks.
Oh, Alyssa.
Alyssa. Alyssa's great.
Alyssa and I worked on you have a phone out of order sketch together.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I don't. I have her slack.
J.K., you know, Alyssa, I don't have her number.
Can you get Alyssa, Che?
He doesn't know who Alyssa is.
Che, go try to figure out who brunette who sits next to Cory
Get
Got this you got this I hope he comes down without with a different person
There's a chance wait che che
Don't say elisa like just pick the person you think it is and tell them to come down on the take the camera
Yeah, like don't confirm that it is Alissa. I would not she's editing
Oh, yeah, just pick a person that you think is a listen bring her to us
The problem with this is there's a lot of people that are not needed to this that's right
That's why I want to just bring us a woman
But you should know your co-worker. I actually think I know who this is. Does her last name start with an A?
All right, I think you're thinking of publicity
That'd be great if you just showed up with publicity
Should I go try on the jeans in the meantime yeah, and I want to find mincy yeah
So okay, so I narrowed it down. I think he's in that section of red in the bottom, right?
Oh, yeah
Because of his videos that he posted, but I couldn't find him
Hmm you guys are gonna find him. This is a fish. Oh, it's crazy time
Is that was like a Wow is this nuts
He'd be the guy wearing the shirt with his face.
Yeah, what was he wearing?
He was wearing red that night.
Okay.
Let me see one of his videos.
We can play a different I Spy game with that crowd.
What are you thinking?
Afro?
Oh.
Okay, so that's what he was wearing.
Baby sunglasses.
And look, he was...
No, that's not Afro. Oh, that wasn't it.
That was another time.
No, but he had that on.
So you can see that he's opposite the video board in the end zone, and he's pretty close,
and it's like right a little bit to the...
I think we have enough, yeah.
Yeah, we have enough.
Midway. To the L.
But he maybe wasn't in his seat at the time.
Yeah, just aimlessly wandering around the concourse.
Yeah, that's... It's that section.
I think he's above the band.
And somewhere in there.
Kyle's gonna find him so fast.
Can we zoom in more? Yeah.
Yeah.
OK. Would you call that an afro?
No.
Neither would I.
They're like twists.
I found an older mincy.
Does it have the score at this point in the game? Oh Hmm
Does it have like the score at this point a game was it like a dead ball where he might have been taking a piss Or something
That's a nice cowboy hat is that van lathan whoa
How you feel
Yeah, thanks. Did you feel? Yeah.
Tides, did you ever work with Van?
No.
I think that might be him.
You want to do a spin for us?
Spin?
Hey, Lyssa.
Hey.
Feel free to take a seat.
Sit right there.
This is my biggest fear coming to you right now.
Oh no.
What?
Che talking to you?
Yes.
Was his approach to you normal?
Not really.
It's very timid.
Very nice though.
Yeah.
Alright Connor, go ahead.
Well we have a proposition.
White Sox Dave and I are looking to get dinner tonight.
On Big Cat's Dime.
And we're looking for a third person.
And we wanted to know if you wanted to join us.
He has a spot in mind.
Nice spot. Actual brisero.
Argentinian steakhouse I believe.
Does the location really matter Alyssa?
It's right by my apartment.
Oh! It's right by my oh Right by mine, too boys nice
Before you answered we warmly welcome no yeah, if you don't yeah, okay, yeah, then I can't okay
Because you guys didn't let me change my yeah, because you're different your
WSD we want to find someone who wants to yeah, we know
Want to go to a free said you are you know?
That's what I hope he says off the ramp the
Like if I could get out of hanging out with myself tonight, I would
Put that on a quote card if I could get out hanging out with myself I like I can't do that I think there's a way there is one way there's one way. Yeah one way
You still be hanging with yourself. Yeah
Spin it again, I guess
That was this big T. He thought oh
Yes, that is yes. Oh what he was on the field
You find them TJ damn so in the wrong place oh
Man
I've been looking so that makes me even more sad that I was doing that that's it the best his posture is ever look
Yeah, I was just about to say that's photo. It's a great. I was just about to say that that's the best
He's ever looked really great a good posture. Who else do we know that was there eyes closed?
I saw I want to go home and just look at this. I know it's pretty cool
I know it's fun. Is it just Alice you does this I think they've been doing
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This was was this before the game started then it might have been halftime it might have
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You've been to a game there, Dan I have been to a couple so much fun. It's a good night game LSU. There's nothing like it
Yeah, it was awesome
Loudest loudest stadium ever been to like hurt my ears how loud it was they sucked with the game
I went to they played Auburn and they both kind of sucked. Yeah, and it was incredible
I that's when I knew I was like this is like it's every school gets up for big games
But if you can get up for just like a random ass gaming it's Auburn. Yeah
We don't want to be him there against who Kyle it was like New Mexico State. Yeah, yeah
They didn't score against the game. I went to they played Alabama. It Joe burrows first year when he like wasn't good. Oh, yeah, and
But it was still so loud. It's awesome
We went last year too, right? Oh, yeah, we went last year for
Play oh no Ole Miss. Yeah. Yeah, it was a game Ole Miss. That was fun
Yeah places. It's not like normal. It's not it's not of America. No, they got a chained up tiger outside.
It's just the whole vibe is different and it's just, yeah, it's something that you can't
really.
College football is as America as it gets and yet.
It's not.
College football there.
Yeah.
Does not feel America.
Yeah.
But it's like better than America.
They're not like the SEC.
They got like swag and rhythm.
Yeah, Louisiana is separate from everything else.
Bust out of dance.
Right.
Yeah, they're just a separate culture from the rest of the world.
Yeah.
They're not like the SEC.
They got like swag and rhythm.
Yeah, Louisiana is separate from everything else.
Bust out of dance. Right. Yeah, they're just a separate culture from the rest of better though. Yeah, I see that they got like swag and rhythm
Yeah, Louisiana is separate from every bus out of right. Yeah, they're just a separate culture from the rest of the I remember going through
I was
Double fisting beers going through security and I was with like an LSU person as we were walking through not like not like credential
Just like someone who's a fan and they're like, you don't need to worry about I was getting ready to throw away
They're like just take them
yeah, and I walked through and there's a lady with the metal detector wand and
She just goes I need you I need to do your waist and I hold both beers up in the air and she just like
Metal detects my way. She's like you're good. Yeah, I'm just I have two open beers. Yeah, Chan. I was like, huh
Yeah, you're not gonna tell me to throw these out
When I the first time I went we like the first second we got to like the tailgates. There was just a dude who's like hey big cat
You want one of these he had?
200 Capri sons that he had just the night before put vodka in each one and what he'll them back up and I was like yeah
It's awesome
Just handing them out
Good times. All right spin the wheel again, I guess.
Jack McCarthy, what the fuck is he doing?
Well, he's eating with Max.
Oh.
They're always snacking lunch.
There we go!
This is going to work.
This would be the redemption.
Oh no, but there's college football tonight.
He did, yeah.
And that's part of the problem too, where it's like during the week things get busy
and then on the weekends he's locked in on football.
So it's like, even if we find a time where there's kind of a...
What time do we have kickoff tonight?
We can...
That's what I say to him.
I'm like, let's pick a day at like five and he's like, well then I'm not catching, you
know...
Presbyterian and Wofford.
Exactly, yeah. Like I'll pick a time on like a Saturday or a Sunday
Where it's like hey, maybe there's like not that big of a game right here
He's like well. I watch all the games so
630s to kick off of the first game to the central yeah, I have a weird feeling he's going to handle this monotone and shrug
What if this unlocked him
Yes, I would love to person Oh a party animal. What if this unlocked him?
Yes, I would love to.
A different person.
A party animal.
Where is he right now?
Oh, they're recording.
What are they recording?
They might be doing roughness.
I think he talked.
Oh, all right.
So spin it again.
If he gets here first, we've got to find someone.
Yeah, this is a bad look for you.
Yeah, this has been 45 minutes.
Tough look.
I think it's...
Is White Sox Dave the one that's
getting people off the scent?
Gino! Gino might. Gino absolutely would, but he lives far away.
That would be the one concern is him getting home. I don't know, I think his commute,
depending on whether he drives or takes a train, it's like 45 minutes to an hour.
Depending on whether he drives or takes a train. It's like
45 minutes to an hour. Hmm. What the hell? Yeah, you know, it's a young guy. Yeah. Yeah really young what?
Huh, he's like pretty much in college go get you know, go get Gino che I think he's actually older than me. Oh, he's yeah, he's not but he's he stayed around
It was like you have a family my bad Gino. No sad actually
He took a medical redshirt. Yeah, I forget
I don't know if he was going for a separate degree or what the case was but I think he's actually
From around here. No, he's from the West Coast. Yeah. Yeah. What do you have any exchanges with Gino?
Do you know Gino? I do think I know Gino. Okay, you think I know Gino? Well,
get ready to learn Gino, buddy. I'm Gino. Gino is a character. Highland Ranch, Colorado.
Yeah. Yeah. Big okay state guy. Yeah. Maybe the biggest. And the best name ever, Gino
Fornino. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good name. That's a great name. Fornino? I might not be pronouncing
it correctly. It's something along the lines of that. Yeah, For Nero or For Narro.
Oh, I think it's For Nino.
But it's Gino For Nino.
Forever, yeah.
Wait, did I?
Is that really not his name?
No.
Gino For Nino is what people call him, but it's not his.
Oh, okay, so I didn't make that up.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.
I mean, Gino-licious Boss is the real name.
Sorry, what?
It's his governor.
Huh?
Gino-licious Boss.
So you're too close with this man to know that he's Geno-licious boss.
I love his Twitter.
Geno-ni-licious boss.
Yeah, he's one of the guys that we hired
who, like, all he did, he said,
he would wake up in the morning.
Geno, come on in.
He'd wake up in the morning, go to the gym
at, like, 6 in the morning and watch all of PMT,
all of KFC Radio, and then make clips to it.
Yeah.
Really?
That's how he, that's his origin story.
Oh.
It's like we said.
Hard worker.
He was also on before you broke something over Oren's spine, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
All right, what's on body?
Start from the feet.
I got on clouds on today.
Okay.
I got pants on today.
Whoa.
And then a nice little old jacket repping the
State yeah, yeah from Colorado. Thanks KB, and then pistol Pete fuzzy Pete favorite logo for Oklahoma State
We have plenty go check them out. Oh
Shout out their logos. Yes, the logos. Oh, we got the best logos
Shout out the helmets to shout out the helmets
Oh, we got the best logos in the country. Shout out the helmets, too.
Shout out the helmets.
This week, my prediction for our uniform, we wear a different uniform every game.
I think we're going to go, so BYU is wearing white, blue, white.
I think we're going to go black, orange, black.
That's the prediction.
We'll see it two hours before the game.
Check it out, 7.15 p.m.
Check out those logos.
Central time, they'll be dropping on Friday night check it out 7 15 p.m. Those logos Central time they'll be dropping on Friday night game 9 15 p.m. There is a spread on the game, and I would suggest
Never mind
Okay, I will guys think we're terrible be why you started opened as a seven-point favorite if it was me
That's what I would have wagered on it It is now 10 still wagering on that. Okay, got it. Are you
their athletic director? Are you just what happened with
Mike Gundy getting headbutted by one of his cow kind of awesome.
Yeah, that is all only happens in Oklahoma. Yeah, you got
headbutted by you had a bye week. Yeah, this last week we
got headbutted by a cow lost to the bye week. Yeah, lost the
bye week. Alright, so Connor. Yeah week. All right, so Connor, go ahead. Yeah.
Gino?
Hi, Connor.
Hello?
Myself.
No, no, no, use his real name.
Gino-liciousboss?
Yes.
Hi, Connor.
Hello, Gino-liciousboss.
Myself and White Sox Dave are going to dinner tonight.
Big Cat is paying for it.
We're looking for a third.
And we were wondering if you would be interested in joining
the trio.
I will respectfully decline.
Ah, yes! What? Yes! would be interested in joining the trio? I will respectfully decline.
Ah, yes!
Yes!
You don't have to give a reason, but it's encouraged.
After work every day I actually go home and watch the Yak.
Oh.
That seems like...
So you're just gonna be the Leo meme later?
Yeah, I'll tweet some clips of myself over there.
Gino!
Hi buddy.
Oh, hey!
Nice place Gino. Gino. Yeah. Everyone say hi to my girlfriend next couple of days. Hi, buddy. Nice place, Gino.
Gino.
Everyone say hi to my girlfriend.
Hi, Michaela.
Hi, Michaela.
What's up?
Say hi to my mom and dad, too.
They'll probably tune in later.
Hey.
What's up, mom and dad?
Hi, Mrs. Licious Boss.
Yeah.
Thanks.
OK.
Sorry, Connor.
Sorry, Dave.
No, that's OK.
That's one of the best excuses.
Yeah.
I think there's Conference USA football on later on tonight.
Yeah.
But why don't you tell the people
what you're most optimistic about
when it comes to the Oklahoma State Athletics?
As far as football?
No.
This is a leading question, Chury.
Maybe a new coach, historic.
Oh yeah, David Traylor.
Coaching what? David Taylor.
David Taylor, that's what I said.
The wrestling. Oh, I didn't oh wow okay
Who would have thought you swayed a conversation to your interests?
I thought he might be that's it. That's a wrestling school. Yeah, it is a wrestling school
I think we have like 54 national championships across all sports in like 70 or percent
Yeah, 70% are from wrestling so no kid. Um do you follow the lady cowboys as?
Yeah, 70% are from wrestling. No kid. Um, do you follow the lady cowboys as
Far as soccer. I don't know. Yeah
Our best female sports are soccer and softball equestrian national champions. Shout out that okay. Okay shout out
They don't call themselves the lady cowboy surely not cowgirls. Yeah. Okay. Thank you Gino. Thanks guys. Thanks
Appreciate it. By the way, Nick Addison. I got an update. He was in a meeting I said do you want to go to dinner with Connor and white socks Dave tonight?
He said I'd rather open mouth kiss a horse uh-huh. Oh, so that's it if I would have asked Nick Addison off-camera
He would have been like yeah, man. What time what time what time we get in there?
Do it yeah, but but Dan knows there's a joke now off-camera. Yeah
Scenario you made out
Actually just haven't exactly exactly happened
But he knows there's something up right now. All right. Well, we gotta find a third. We have to find a third have to
This is starting to become like not fun
Yeah, just the fact that everybody's turning
What about you just send an email to the office?
No, no, I'm not doing that again.
Oh, that's the new...
We are gonna need your best Lego titties for the book.
Yeah. Oh, I got plenty.
Okay, great. I could supply them.
We'll have a whole section of them.
Okay, spin it again, DJ.
This sucks.
No, you're gonna find someone.
That's the new, I'm straight up not having a good time.
This is not fun.
Is it because of Dave,
or do you think it's a little bit because of you?
Oh!
Oh, Max.
Max.
Or is it like, Max.
All right, where's Max?
He's at lunch with Jack McCarthy.
Yeah, still at old country buffet.
Yeah.
I think Max will be at lunch till dinner.
Max and I have some talking that we need to get done.
We need to just rant. Philly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sirianni.
Yeah.
But just in general, like I mainly am asking him
the majority of the questions about Philly sports.
He's asking me the majority of the questions
about Penn State football.
And we kind of meet in the middle
and just kind of hash it all out.
You think Hallware is lucky underwear?
Yeah, what was the deal with that? He was...
I don't know. He's just...
His underwear has holes.
And he was wearing it...
He's got an ass crack.
...as a source for good luck.
Everyone's got an ass crack.
Everybody.
If he was wearing them for good luck, I would do the same exact thing.
They're two minutes away, so we'll go bang bang with them.
Are you anti-serial?
Oh, yeah, yeah speaking of underwear. I have the oh retiring a pair. I need to spring them out
Now hang them up like these banners. Yeah, let's put them up in the banners. Yeah, let's leave them up for all the clients
Great I got quigs in the crowd by the way no
Quigs what he was at aiulio's bachelor party.
Oh my god.
Oh no shit.
How do you know Ben DiGiulio was engaged?
I love that for a bachelor party too.
Devlin's right here too.
Who?
Devlin.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Still the weirdest thing was when I-
The gang's all there.
When I was on vacation and just-
Oh Devlin?
Bumped into Ben DiGiulio on a on a lazy river raft.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that happened.
Where was that?
It was in the Bahamas two years ago and it was me and my wife, she was pregnant with
our third and we were on the lazy river and he just like, what's up big guy?
And I was like, what?
What?
Yeah, what's up, Ben?
We were just bumped into each other literally on a lazy river.
Is there then an obligation for, like,
the rest of the trip to kind of ask him, like,
what to do? Oh, absolutely not.
Absolutely not. Oh, no.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Zah, what do you got for us?
Yeah.
Come around. Come around. Come around.
And walk us through these. Give us the journey of these.
I hear us. Oh, my word.
Oh, my God, Zah. Hold them up for the camera. Those are like fashionable.
He's got multiple hoops.
Max would love those. What? How many years?
Zah! Oh my god! What the hell? That doesn't do
its job. Are those ball holders? Those are ball holes.
Zah! to do his job. Are those ball holders? Those are ball holes. Yeah. Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Stop.
That's amazing.
So these, these were acquired, I believe,
on the trip here for my brother's master's graduation in 2008.
So they were with me for my senior year of high school all the way through college
Till till today till today. Yeah, what was the last time you wore those?
You know what I've been trying to phase them out probably last year or two years, okay, so I have worn them
I have worn them to this office
Talk to you when you've been wearing absolutely let's see the's see the underside of those again. The underside is pretty much...
That's damn near like lingerie. That's for octopi. I used underwear. What's the best memory?
These ones were the everyday ones. Okay. You can see from the thinner material, not really
grand name. Every day. We were, Zimbabweans a big into the Calvin Klein
So go to when it's date days was it was a pack of Calvin Klein blacks. These were my everyday ones
That's one more ball hole away from just being a skirt. Yeah, that could just be a tube top
Yeah, but yeah, no, this is a classic
I don't like how they were like how they were razzling you up about that man. How many years?
2008 so what?
Aging like wine years of only so
Let's put it up by the put it up by like Oregon greedy is emotional. Yeah
Do you not want to get rid of them?
It's hard. Yeah, it really don't get rid of takes it takes a lot higher Do you not want to get rid of them? It's hard. It's hard. Yeah.
It really is.
Don't get rid of them.
It takes a lot.
You can retire them and not get rid of them.
It's memories, bro.
Should we bless them?
Yeah, like you want to bury them?
You want to make a viking funeral?
A little prayer would be amazing.
Yeah. Amen.
Amen.
Beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Where should we put them?
Maybe on this wall?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe this wall.
Steven, do you have more thumb tacks?
I think I'm going to get them from the control room.
I'll grab some.
Okay, yeah. Put it up over there, Steven.
Officially, wow.
They're done.
Jack, you're first.
Don't look too excited.
What's up?
Hey, Connor has a question for you.
Jack McCarthy, I'm going to dinner tonight with White Sox Dave.
It's on Big Cat's dime.
Pass.
All right, Max, Max, get in here.
All right.
Max?
Jack said pass before he even knew it was him.
Wait, wait, Jack, I have another question for you after Max.
Max, go ahead.
Okay, Max.
Hello Max.
I work on Tuesday nights.
I don't know if you heard, but myself and White Sox Dave are going to dinner. Sounds We're going to dinner sounds for a third person if you would like to join us and big cat will be paying
I have to work on Tuesday nights. I'd fortunately okay. I'm sorry he does
Yeah, that's also true. Yeah, we both would have gone. No, I wouldn't know we both would have gone
Okay, so max is out. All right. All right, so
Jack come here. What's the controversy with TJ? Oh, I, I, I, there's three people who like grade our stool Viber sheet. So this stool Viber where we do, we had to pick one
touchdown score every week. Everyone in the company was in it. The winner gets $50,000
free bet bonus bet. Bonus bet.
If you lose, you get a buyback where you have to pick two.
TJ was...
Up for buyback.
He had to hit two and we had to graded it as one.
I didn't realize it.
Someone caught it in New York and then sent it to me.
And then I went back and checked and he was wrong.
TJ, did you know that you...
I got an email that said, here week six you're in I said, okay
But you knew
Yeah
$50,000 on the New York office
Yeah, they're mad at me why is the integrity
So you just you were like hopefully no one catches this TJ
Why is it integrity? So you just you were like hopefully no one catches this TJ
Honestly, I thought maybe I fucked something up and I was looking at it But deep down because I put my buyback in it like two in the morning on Saturday night
And I was like maybe I didn't put in who I thought I put in but I'm gonna just let this ride and maybe
Damn
So now it's just hubs in Jersey Jerry and I think hubs is coming on Sunday so they can watch together
So did they pick? Yeah, no not yet. Okay. All right. Thanks, Jack. All right. Come on. Let's
go. We got to thank you, Jack. Connor, we got to find someone. Yeah, I know. I know.
Wow. They'll always be right there though. That's beautiful. That's a beautiful spot.
That could be like that could be our play like a champ sign. Yeah, just tap Zaz underwear.
If you have Zaz, and if you have more, that whole wall.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, all right, okay, great.
I want that whole wall to be your underwear.
All right, hey, don't get discouraged.
Yeah, this is, I already am.
No, why?
This is...
Now I just feel like it's gonna be pity
and we're gonna go to this dinner
and it's just gonna be like,
oh, it's something we gotta do.
No, but you guys are gonna have fun.
Connor, it's not you. It's a free dinner.
It's a free dinner.
Argentinian steak.
Yeah. Sounds delicious.
And again, you guys can go early.
I prefer to go early.
I don't know about you, Dave, but yeah.
That's only early.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Should we have him tell people you ask,
they want to go to the gym with you,
and then you reveal after that White Sox table also be going?
That could work.
Oh, yeah.
Let's try that strategy.
Yeah, that's right.
That way.
Yeah, new strategy.
OK.
It's a good idea.
OK.
All right.
Spin it.
Blutman is still obviously on the table
if he gets one necessary rough.
And if worse comes to worse, I don't have any friends
that live here
Danny just invite one of your boys to go with them
All right, just like a stranger. Yeah, you're gonna have to sell you a stranger. You could come like you guys could come if you want Oh, no, if the wheel hits
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't hold your horses
All right, go ahead
Yeah, we are all on the wheel.
Kate.
Catherine.
Oh, Catherine.
Yeah.
Che, go find Catherine.
Don't say, just get us a woman and do not ask if it's Catherine.
Pure intuition.
Yeah.
Pure intuition.
Find us a woman.
Oh, this could be a challenge.
But like, somebody-
Don't ask a single person who Catherine is.
Somebody who's...
I'm following.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I know who it is, but yeah.
Different crowd today.
Different crowd today.
Different crowd.
Catherine's the best.
You've said that about everybody.
No, no, yeah, but I kind of lose its meaning.
I guess so.
So if she says no, this one will really hurt.
Yeah, but at the same time, she also has a bunch of stuff going on this week with the up fronts and everything
So I wouldn't be yeah, but yeah, she's a nice person. She I hope not say no specs the wrong person so bad
We don't even say what does be like Catherine. Yeah, it's gonna be like the cleaning lady
There's actually there was a back in May. There was a pig roast
I don't know if I brought it up here on most of sports or something
there was a pig roast that a handful of us got invited to and
Catherine tagged along and we had a great time. So oh nice. There's some history there. Yeah, no Catherine
I mean if you've pig roasted with someone you've done everything. Yeah, essentially. Yeah
That's yeah, we had a good squad and that's a bond stronger that that you become brothers. Yeah, that's yeah, we had a lot and that's a bond stronger that you become brothers
Yeah, that's the deepest level of friendship
I highly recommend how many people have you pig roasted with in total I guess that day it was seven good odd number be eight Wow
But I mean the pig roast was brothers for life pig roast was massive
There was like 150 people there, and we didn't know. We just showed up as a squad and we pick roasts
Are you you love pig roasts? I do love pig roasts. Yeah being an Indiana boy
I'm not you know, I'm no stranger to a pig roast. I would have loved I would have loved it
Yeah, I would have been awesome never been to one. I've been to one but I've sounds like this one was awesome
Well, it was awesome. Yeah, it was a guy who I met at this like random bar one night. You are such a social butterfly
I went to this random guys pig
His name is Eric shout out to Eric picking up random guys
No, so I was hanging out it was March Madness time and we were watching this this one game together forget
Might have been when go key was on but anyway, we're watching the game together and he's like, you know
I gotta be honest dude. We're having this pig roast around Memorial
Day weekend like we're trying to get as many people there as possible it's a
thing that we do annually like come through like bring some people your life
is like a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial yeah yeah so his name is Eric he's the man and I
was actually I texted him I texted him I guess a week ago or something like that
because I ran into another person I met at the pig roast and I was actually I texted him I texted him I guess a week ago or something like that because I ran into another person
I met at the pig roast and I was like hey, Eric
Eric I just ran into one of your buddies, and he's like well
You should definitely come back for this year's pig roast 2025 so when is it it'll be around Memorial Day weekend?
Oh, that's like the weekend. I have so much fun. Yeah
It's an annual feels
Yeah, it was a great time they they knew how to throw a pig roast was great Dave you ever been to a pig roast
I have I have been to a pig roast. Yeah, Roasty. Mm-hmm. They're fun
Can you see if Eric would like to take my spot for dinner tonight? Hell!
Hello Catherine.
Hello Catherine.
How's it going?
Good.
Catherine, we've been talking on the show.
Big Cat has offered to pay for a dinner for me tonight.
I'm not going.
Not going, but we've been trying to find somebody to come with, and we were wondering if you
would like to go to dinner tonight with me.
And early dinner.
You and?
No, just Connor.
Just me.
Can I ask where?
It would be at a Brazilian steakhouse.
Argentinian.
Argentinian, yes, that I found myself.
Right by here, you can go whenever.
Yeah, it could be early if that works better,
but we would go to dinner tonight.
And there may or may not be another person also joining us,
but it would just be the two of us, I think, in spirit.
A reservation for three, but...
Yeah.
You can say no if you can't, but you can also say yes.
Early dinner.
Could I say rain check?
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
That's better than any answer we've answered before.
Perfect answer, I love that answer.
Let me sweeten the pop for you.
White Sox Dave is also going.
He would be the third person.
I would just be mute.
You can't talk?
I wouldn't talk.
No, you're right, he cannot. I I know you're right he cannot I would just
be there for the food and the food only and then I'd you know Irish goodbye or
something no that sounds awful okay but rain check works good so no rain check
means rain check for all of us she agreed to the it's true okay there's also just another night. I plan. Okay.
There's also a busy week for you and everything. So busy.
Essentially, White Sox, Dave and I are trying to find a third
person. I'm there. Everybody keeps saying no. So we're
trying a different tactic there. But yeah. Okay. A rain
check is very nice. I'd love to go to dinner with Connor.
Thank you very much. Well, I thank you, Catherine. Thank you,
Catherine. As she stares right at me. That's why I say thank you Catherine as she stares right at ways by say she's the best she's the best she is the best
This is impossible we got we're gonna know we we got some no that's a bad check day a rain check yes
I'm right check so no what world biggest no a rain check is a courteous no I've never cursed in a rain check while true
I'm taking her at her word. I'm taking her literally Catherine's a liar
Yeah, she is but I literally I'm forcing her to she said fuck no, she's just got grace about it
Yes, and that's a rain check means I have you guys taken a rain check never I am taking a rain check now
Nope, you're in can't you're locked in all right? This is like the office Mike Scott. You said you had no plans
Wait, do we have somebody new?
Why can't this is what we got?
I didn't get invited
I'm pissed I didn't get invited. What the hell happened? What was this event?
Wait, who's he with? Are these all people on the same bachelor party, but they had to get separate tickets I don't think they know he's on that bachelor party. He should be chugging beer with hurricane. How the fuck do we know like ten people at this party?
That's crazy
Hey, what were you doing at LSU Ole Miss?
I was at a bachelor party.
Ben DiGiulio's?
No, I was at my future brother-in-law.
Oh, we're looking at a picture of you right now at the game.
Who was he?
Ask him who he was standing by.
No, you look good.
Initially, those are good.
There's like a fan cam website.
We're just finding everyone who's at the game. Ben Giulio is there Devlin was there wigs wigs
Yeah, what yeah, we found you
We're looking at you right now on the act
You were standing next to an african-american man in an Ole Miss jersey
What's his name? What's his first name?
I don't know.
Shit.
Did you boof any beers?
No, I thought about it.
Of course you did.
Alright, thanks Dana.
Alright, see you.
How does everybody look really good in this candid photo?
I really like that as an idea for a bachelor party though.
Doing a fan cam?
No, no, no.
Go to a college football game instead of doing like Vegas or something like that.
Fucking go to LSU.
Check out a new state.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, that's good.
Great idea.
This dinner date is...
We're in a...
We are in pity territory.
Yeah, we gotta find someone.
This is bad, Connor.
Also like, obviously you guys have to record one of the biggest podcasts in the world
That's work on a Tuesday night. I also do have some work to do on a Tuesday night
I know I know but it's get the reservation for check right now. See if you get a reservation for five o'clock
That's a that's a full night after yeah, and it's sponsored. It's sponsored. It is yeah, you can't
No, blue coffee. It is yeah, you have to do an ad mid-dinner. I would
Okay, spin it Tj
There's one person who definitely would say yes
and oh
God Maggie
We won't make Maggie no no no no get Maggie down here right now
Maggie just had a kid I don't care and it wasn't just had a kid it was like four
months ago she's back to work she can get her ass down here call Maggie
let's go get Maggie oh my god this is gonna be the the fastest snow we've gotten so far. It's gonna be the same as Catherine's answer
You think so? Yeah, yeah, that was a how was the Bears watch party by the way I oh yeah great
I was there. Yeah, I mean the game was awesome. Yeah, it was packed. It was amazing Cody's is the best I
Love that spot I
Was thinking about going but then the marathon was also going on at the same time
I was saying Bears kickoff 830 a.m. Trying to last till the night game. That's the real Chicago marathon
I that's good point couldn't come close
Yeah, I don't like the London game they starts way too early too much stress to not your team
Yeah background while you get your Sunday shit done
London Super Bowl I I will maybe boycott the NFL what I think that's kind of cool
We can't give away our biggest game to another yeah, you can't play that's fucking in great
But it would just be a bunch of Americans flying out there, but it's still it's the principle of it
They don't deserve our Super Bowl. I guess it's good. Yeah, why would they get the best part of it?
Yeah.
So you could just London preseason?
I'm sick of it.
Stop.
The entire preseason should be abroad.
That's not a bad idea.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Who cares?
I just don't want to give away any more.
I'm sick of giving away games.
I can't believe that's on the table.
That's a possibility.
They'll stop at nothing
We're gonna fucking do these games everywhere. What would the time zones with that super? Yeah
Yeah, like cuz wouldn't shit. Yeah, it starts at what five or six East Coast time
So there's six hours ahead you can't do that where they could do if Roger Gagel does a fucking Super Bowl at like noon?
I will lose my mind to the worst
I'll do I'll just tweet angrily at him and that's it and I'll still watch it and love it and probably even go to it
But I will lose my mind
Yeah
That's a threat Roger the guitar Super Bowl be interesting. Yeah, would you be cool with a Hawaii Super Bowl?
Yes, that's America The Qatar Super Bowl will be interesting for sure. Would you be cool with the Hawaii Super Bowl? Yes.
That's America.
That is America.
Where's Maggie? I don't think Maggie's coming.
She may be meeting you too for tomorrow.
Alright, spin it again.
Yeah, Maggie would have been a no, we can't have her.
Yeah, yeah.
I love Maggie though.
Maggie might have been a yes.
We'll never know
The one the one who got away. Oh come on
Ella Ella Chris
Don't have her number. I don't know is she sitting upstairs. We could probably just yell. Yeah here
Yelp, I heard a dinner from from the court y'all up to her. Yeah, I'll Romeo and Juliet. Yeah
I just I saw I think I saw your butt. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, he's limping. He's like cream. Those are tight
Those are real boy. He's doing the Brandon Can you grab her? No, no, no, no.
No, Connor, come back.
Jacob, grab her.
Oh, my God.
Mincy would be a 100 percent yes.
Yes.
Jacob would be 100 percent yes.
I think Blutman would be 100% yes. Yes. Oh, yeah, Jacob would be a hundred percent. Yes. I think Blumman would be a hundred percent. Yes
Liam
Fighter might say yes spider would have been C is a hundred percent. Let's see in here
Jerry would say yes to a free meal. Yeah, mint. He's just waiting for his name to get called
Little Blumman would say yes. Yes
to get called little bloodman would say yes yes yeah Evo would say yes no he wouldn't I love Rick wood right no Rick was too far away
right well no Rick has to be here for Jerry tonight right yeah what's that's
what times they start
Eight? Yeah, eight Central. Plenty of time.
Ella, what's up?
Come on in.
How's it going?
Take a seat.
Sit down.
Yeah.
What's up, Ella?
Hi.
Yeah, Connor's got a question for you.
So Ella, myself, and White Sox Dave,
we're talking about going to dinner tonight.
We're trying to find a third person
to kind of round out the group.
And we were wondering if you would like to come.
What was it?
What steakhouse?
Or a Cerro.
Yeah.
Very nice spot.
On Big Cat's Time.
On Big Cat's Time.
You're not free of charge.
Yep.
You can say no.
I don't know.
I kind of have like a date with my TV in Vampire Diaries.
Oh, shit.
Oh, is it a new episode coming out?
That's fair.
No, I'm just rewatching it. Or fair. I'm rewatching it. Oh, is it a new episode coming out? No, I'm just rewatching it.
Oh, rewatching it?
A rewatch.
A rewatch.
I thought you were someone that goes out a lot.
Not on the weekdays, no.
I went to John's summit and I died.
You died?
Yeah, I died.
A pity.
Good to have you back.
Yeah.
Just trying to get him in here right now.
Wow.
John's summit? Yeah. Yeah, just trying to get him in here right now Wow John summit
Yeah, yeah to make me feel even worse. How many times have you seen vampire diaries? How many times you've rewatched that show three?
What about white socks
Italian food. Okay.
So if they went to an Italian place?
Yes. You're in?
Tonight.
What about Vampire Diaries?
Big Cat is paying for it.
The whole show.
You can say no.
Absolutely no pressure whatsoever.
No Italian restaurant I'm in.
Would you want to go with these two or would it be?
It has to be with those two it has to be tonight can't bring a friend
You can't bring anyone else it just has to be those two guys you can say no
We know what you want to say you're not gonna offend me, but it's also we've had so many no's it's fine
Yeah, no, I don't want to okay
I think this is top three nicest no yeah, that was a good no
Yeah, good no it started off pretty bad when she was like I'd rather we watch a show for the fourth time
But that was more cuisine oriented than person, but then yeah, she did make it seem like she had an interest see ya
All right. Thank you. Thank you. Ella. Yeah
Damn okay. We were close. That was pretty close for a second there. Yeah
It's gonna be a four-hour show
So what if what everybody says no, I text you back no
We've already said there's three people who would hunter mincy will once you guys would talk mincy out of it
No, we wouldn't know he just I don't think you could talk mincy out of a free end. Oh my god a meal
Yes, he's going we're not talking. We're not talking nobody out of it out of it. We're just letting them know that there's no pressure.
I think Paige would go.
Yeah, Paige would go.
Although she's just running around like crazy today.
She ran the marathon without training.
That too.
That's a new trend.
I don't get it.
Soli might go.
Yeah, what about Soli?
All right, spin it.
Let's hope we get one of these guys
She okay
What do you think of Dave he's gonna say maybe I
Think he'll play along with the joke, but if I were to ask him seriously he'd be like
Do you think Dave should have to ask this one? Yeah, do you want me to yeah, you take it. He's gonna say no, okay?
That's why it's it's because it's Tuesday call him up shitty out. Just call him. He's here. Is he here? I see he was like an hour ago. Are they recording?
You're the show you're on Maggie was on a Maggie was on a call, but she said I can't go to dinner tonight. Oh
We gotta get we gotta really thought that's the stats at the end of the show
She actually owes us a dinner how many knows
Can you come to the yak a?
Cold rainy Tuesday makes it hard here back in five minutes. Okay. All right, Coney. Yeah
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Maybe some espresso beans.
Whoa.
I might steal some.
Yeah.
You can do that.
Connor, don't get discouraged.
Yeah, I won't be.
It's not an easy thing.
This is actually the hardest thing...
It's a tough sell.
...on the Yak,
because everyone thinks we're fucking with them.
We're not.
It's a free dinner. Yeah. And like, the thing is, with Dave there, On the act, because everyone thinks we're fucking with them. We're not.
It's a free dinner.
And like the thing is with Dave there,
and you can yap with the best of them, you can just sit back.
It's a low pressure dinner.
Do you think Dave's kind of harsh on you here?
A little?
If it weren't for Dave.
Dave is the, but there's a catch.
I think there was multiple yeses in there without Dave. I do think once
you try and assemble a random weird trio the vibe totally changes as opposed to
like I personally like I think if White Sox Dave were to ask somebody one-on-one
like hey would you rather go to dinner with just me or in this weird like mix
of people he'd probably get more answers just one-on-one yeah I'm excited you don't like dinner now we need a live
update this dinner yeah yeah yeah conversation maybe take notes and you
can tell us tomorrow take notes okay take notes on the conversation on what
you ordered everything I would love that yeah we find someone chief is on on on
the clock but we could spin until he gets back.
OK.
We also have to pick out the calendar.
Oh, yeah.
Although Brandon is not here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So maybe we do that tomorrow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
That's a no.
No, this could be.
Ah! I think this could be a yes. That's a no. No, this could be,
I think this could be a yes.
Breaking out the songs. If he doesn't have anything going on,
he might be a yes.
He could be a yes.
He's secretly like a down-ass-ho.
Yes.
He's a yestorship.
Well, isn't he also on the same podcast as you pick out?
Oh yeah, that is true.
Yeah, but he doesn't.
He can't miss.
He can't miss, pardon my taste. Yeah, but he can't miss
Hey coming to the actual quick
You're walking inside come right to the act
but
Because we're probably just gonna do baseball
But we're also we're also gonna do that late like max has to like actually edit the podcast night
We're probably gonna do a zoom late after the baseball game.. So that's early dinner doesn't fuck that up at all. Hank could go on Zoom from the dinner.
I feel like this is a good chance.
One of the next two, Chief or Hank.
Yeah.
And if not, then worse.
I'm worried if Chief says yes, it's
almost going to be like him and Dave just talking
the whole time.
Yeah, right.
You're going to be excluded.
No, that wouldn't be the case.
Me and Chief have a long history of being able to coexist without saying anything at
all to each other.
Sounds like a fun dinner.
It's the best kind of dinner.
We-
That is the best friendship.
He will corroborate.
Oh, we got both of them.
We got both of them.
Hold on.
I want you to ask what I just said and I want him to corroborate.
Hold on one sec, Hank.
Yeah, we believe that, but I don't know if that makes for a fun dinner. Yeah, no, I believe it go ahead
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead
We have a friendship where we can just sit there and not say a fucking word to each other. That's how I like it
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So Connor's got a question for you chief
Or is Dave Dave? I was gonna ask this one
So big cat is offering to pay for me you and
Connor Griffin to go to brisero tonight. Would you like to go no strings attached? Just do you want to go or not?
First answer do you want to go I've I want to go to brisero
Yeah, yeah, I don't know the couch is calling yeah, I would probably go
We got a definite yes or no, and you have to I'll say this if you say yes It's a three of us. It will yeah, just the three of us nobody else
It will get me out of
No being here for the next like there. I don't want to help you either. Yeah, there's been plenty of knows already
Can I just go with Connor? No, it's got to be the three of us. Yeah, it's been like 15 nos. Yeah, everybody does not want to go
It's they just keep turning us down. It'll be an early dinner like five. Yeah, five five thirty. We'll get in get out
What is your I feel like there's a catch to this? That's what everybody there is no catch. Okay, there is no
How is it helping you out then? Because that's the catch
Yeah, then we don't don't get rejected anymore.
I think I'm out. Oh okay. And you know what. That's fair. Yeah that's fair. Because I don't
want to go to dinner with you tonight either. Oh yeah. You're not. You can't quit. That
has nothing to do with him or I don't want to go to it with him. We've had plenty of
dinners or plenty of time. We've had plenty of dinners or plenty of time
Yeah, you've had more enough time. All right. Thank you chief. All right, that's it. Yeah, Hank
Thanks question. I also just realized this entire time. I was heating up my lunch
In the microwave this entire time so you got to save room for tonight Hank Connor has a question for you
What's up, Connor? Hey Hank. Hank how are you I'm doing great how
about yourself I'm great swell I don't know if you just heard but myself yes we
are we are looking to find a third person to accompany in us accompany in
us to dinner tonight and we are looking to see if maybe you would be interested
you were their first choice.
Yes.
I'm not interested.
Oh.
Why, what makes you not interested in the dinner?
Everything about it.
There's nothing about it that's appealing.
Is it a good restaurant?
Yes.
That'd be the one appealing part.
And free.
And it's free because it's on Big Cats.
Free, but Tuesday night not really like a let's.
Tuesday is the toughest night.
It's not really like I want to go out
and get a really nice dinner type of night.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, thank you, Hank.
No problem.
What do you think?
Do you think we'd have any hit rate at all if it
were like a Thursday night?
Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Way higher.
Maybe done on Tuesday.
It's overcast and shitty out.
Tuesday's a miserable night. Off's really the first day all fall rain
It's been like a day where you're like, I just want to go home and and sit on the cow
I'm higher diaries for the four. Yeah, I think we would get a faster. Yes if Dave had a completely different personality. Yes
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's a loop. That's it. Okay, but you got to understand like while I'm abrasive and repugnant
The ability to sit there and shut the fuck up when I don't want to talk to you and that's come 5 p.m
99 percent of people so
Fair fair. Okay, you know
We're gonna find someone I had high hopes for Hank. That was unfortunate. He was an immediate no.
Yeah, he was definitely an immediate no.
Chief was close.
I have three yeses in my head.
Yeah.
Mintz would be...
Mintz is a 100% yes.
Mintz is the yes, yeah.
Like him and Jacob are currently thinking like,
oh, fuck, what am I gonna do for dinner?
I'll tell you what.
There's also maybe a yes on this show right now.
I feel like Zy, you might say yes.
Zy would say yes. Zy would say yes. I think Steven might be a yes on this show right now. I feel like Zaai, you might say yes. Zaai would say yes.
Zaai would say yes.
I think Stephen might be a yes.
No.
No.
If I wasn't behind on secret lives of Mormons.
Wait, wait, no, no, say that Zaai.
We can't take nos that aren't even called upon.
Zaai, you gotta catch that.
You gotta watch.
Spare these men.
Yeah, spare them, please.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, Trey.
Trey.
Trey.
It's a wild card.
Yeah, we gotta get Trey in here.
I don't hate Trey.
I can go grab him.
Go grab him, go grab him.
Yeah, Trey ain't coming.
That is a wild card.
I don't have any idea how he's going to
redistribute.
He's going to struggle with saying no, but he wants to say no.
He's going to want to say no badly.
I think he and I have a good rapport on the basketball court,
and we get along, and maybe I would have that in my favor.
But now how do you defend Dave?
I don't have an answer for Dave
Yeah, oh
Amari Cooper traded the bills whoa
That's pretty big
He was definitely on quitwatch, so I feel like he's gonna be good. Yeah, he had he gave up
He doesn't what's his thing
Does he have a thing? It's kind of quiet quiet. Yeah
Doesn't celebrate?
Or is that Chubb?
Chubb doesn't celebrate.
Mario Cooper also way younger than you think.
Him and Brandon Cooks.
Yeah.
Hey Trey, have you been watching the act today?
I have been.
Oh no.
He looks very...
I like very these guys
He didn't even sit
Apprehensive the way you walked in
Right there like yeah, he can tell that he just was not into it, but he didn't want to break it to us What if you offer them to pick the restaurant?
Yep, give them more options. Yeah, that's true. Do McDonald's. I just know
Good you could just
Sworn like a 30 second delay or 20 seconds away, so I go back to get him
I see he has it up on his TV is that was it yes goes. Oh fuck
This is a great game
This is a great game. I'm not I know.
I'm not.
I know.
Well, it's not you.
I forget. Did the wheel land on Dave or were you just like, let's try this?
Yeah, it was close to Dave.
It was close to him.
It was close to Dave.
Let's make this impossible.
Listen, when it happens though, it's going to be great.
We might have to celebrate.
Who did it?
TJ, who did it originally land on?
Because it was... Wonton? Oh man, it's gonna be such a fucking... TJ, who did it originally land on?
Cause it was... Uh...
Wonton? No.
It was someone right by Dave and we saw Dave's name and we were like,
Yeah, fuck it. Let's just get Dave.
I can't...
Yeah, who was it?
There have been so many retentions now.
Spin it again. We'll be able to figure out when we look at it.
They're all blending together.
Can we offer like a prize?
Yeah, if you make it through.
Like every 30 minutes you get it.
Kelsey. Kelsey. Yeah, if you make it through every 30 minutes you get it Kelsey Kelsey okay, okay?
Jay okay
Kelsey Kelsey Patrick
She's kind of out and about all the ground for yeah Dawson
No, you know. Yeah. Dawson. Oh, all right.
No, you know what?
Go get Dawson.
Where does Dawson sit?
I know who Dawson is.
Who knows?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's upstairs by all the salespeople.
Right by G.
Kelsey and Dawson.
That's right, Dawson.
Dawson might be a yes.
No, Dawson absolutely would be a yes, yeah.
Oh, don't say that, Connor.
Yeah, don't say that.
I know Dawson very...
He is absolutely going to say yes.
If he comes down here.
I know he's going to say yes.
I know he's going to say yes.
I know he's going to say yes. I know he's going to say yes. I know he's going to say yes. I know he's going I I know Dawson very he is absolutely gonna say yes if he comes down here
I don't you're setting I'm not setting myself up feels like you are I I know he would say yes also
He does he would if it's a free dinner. He'd absolutely be about that. Oh, he's a free dinner guy. Yes
He's he fucking broke
He's not bro. He's a free dinner. Oh, he's yeah, I guy? Yes. Is he fucking broke? He's not broke.
Oh, he's a free dinner guy. Oh, yeah, I know what you're saying. But, you know, broke Dawson.
There's like a free like t-shirt lying around like he's going after the free t-shirt, you
know? Oh yeah, he's dead broke. No, it's not that. Dawson would say yes, I imagine. But
we'll see. You're gonna get someone. It It's going to feel great. This is going to be a great dinner.
Yeah, I really hope so.
I'm looking forward to it.
With all the trials and tribulations we've gone through today.
Yeah, you guys have like a real connection now.
Did you get the reservation?
No, not yet.
Do it.
Yeah, do it.
What time is it?
Five.
Five p.m.
What?
What?
What are we? Is this going to be manageable to get the reservation?
Let's find out.
Let's see if you go early and be a text away. All right.
I will. You know the owner. Yeah. Oh, oh.
You're going to be treated like guys are going to have the best time.
Connor is probably five o'clock this episode right now. All right.
Yeah. Five o'clock. You'd be all right yeah five o'clock you'd be done by 630 that's a full night you have basically lunch
yeah right I also yeah I didn't know if if the pitch still we were trying to
morph the pitch into like oh the person they get to pick the restaurant now we're
stick with yeah we'll stick with steakhouse I think we gotta yeah give
them I've heard good things about this place.
I've had this recommended to me.
It's fucking awesome.
Yeah.
It's legitimately awesome.
Do you guys want to go?
Yeah, we should all.
Get another table.
Hey, if you want my spot, you can.
Dawson.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dawson.
Dawson.
What's up, Dawson?
All right, Dawson.
What's up?
What's up, buddy?
How's it going?
Donner's got a question.
Fantastic.
Doing well.
Dawson, we are looking to add a third person to our crew
for dinner tonight at Berseros.
And we are curious if you would be interested in joining us,
myself and White Sox Dave.
And it's for free on Big Cat's Time.
I would have said yes.
Oh, no.
There is a TCU event tonight.
Oh, no.
TCU lives in Reese, Chicago.
Why did you say you're up for this, Connor?
You said 100 percent.
It's like the Chancellor's there.
So you got to go.
I got to go.
Frogs.
Yeah, go frogs.
The frogs are in town.
All right, brother.
Chancellor. Oh, man. I didn't even think I, go frogs the frogs frogs. All right, brother
Yeah, I didn't even think I'd add in the free part because I thought he would already be on board before I
About the Chancellor's annual
TCU
We got a spot for three. Yeah. All right. Nice. Kelsey Patrick is in a meeting and would not come
No, okay Meeting and would not come He is a guy who is down for it. Yeah, no, I still have we still have Liam Blutman out there. Yep. He's
Please sit down over here sit over here. I also I don't know where Stefan. I can I pitch him yeah
I feel like he has the gist
Steven thank you for joining us. You're sick of getting up and going to find everybody right?
No, it's not it's actually great because it is on place
That was the wrong answer, but would you like to go to dinner with me and Connor to know?
No bullshit. It's my son's birthday today
I'm going to do with him. We're going
Family swimming then we're going out to nice try everything Tuesday pick a new restaurant
How old Lee for Sarah six six he'll remember if you don't show yeah, all right. Thanks Stephen
I appreciate this was if there is flex blue and now no okay. Thank you Stephen um
Thank you. Thank you. I I don't know if what Stephanie's up to tonight, but she also would be a person
I think would be down to go if it had landed
Yeah, it didn't land sliver below.
We're going to get through the whole.
You're coping hard right now.
If it had landed on something different, they would have said yes.
No, but she was right.
This is not an indictment on you whatsoever.
Connor, I know, and I don't take it at a point.
At a point, Connor, there was a little bit one time where we asked people,
do you want to go to dinner with Connor?
And he said yes right away. Yeah, true.
And then every other time we've asked
I only said yes because I thought that there was a catch I was just stanzing and I did the opposite of what am I
Fuck you Dave
We have you're going to dinner tonight, I know I know you two are alone in the world. Let's get the tension out now
What a historic dinner this will be turning on each other fuck your last supper all right I
Thought for sure Dawson was lying there actually is a tea
I have had it. Oh, it's the Riff-Ram Roadshow.
The Riff-Ram Roadshow.
The Riff-Ram Roadshow.
Chancellor's gonna be there.
I thought for sure he was lying.
I'm actually shocked he didn't say like,
oh, do you want the chancellor to come on?
Trying to plan a dinner during the Riff-Ram Roadshow.
Why the fuck is TCU having an event
on a Tuesday in October?
It's the only thing that would prevent it.
Yeah, it's the one thing.
It's the only thing.
It's the odds of that.
I honestly, I thought he was lying too.
I was like, there's no fucking way
TCU's throwing an alumni event the riff-ram Road show
Don't lie to me like that. He was telling the truth and oh man
Yeah, he was being totally honest fandom is on that level or yeah
Oh, dude the chance all he cares about he is so in touch with the entire athletic department with the university like I was
Rage yeah, not works on all the alumni associations and everything.
He's a die-hard frog.
He tried to stop me from going there to do Man on the Street
because it was their Christmas break and I didn't listen.
There he is.
Alright.
Teach.
This has got to be it right here. Steph!
Oh, no.
Steph!
Shane's got to work.
Yeah, that's a no.
You never know.
Hold on.
You never know.
Of 5 o'clock, Shane could be in.
He could be back by 630.
That's the gap, because I go home, so he should be...
Yeah, but Shane's a hardworking guy, and I would understand if he wanted to get ahead on some
stuff.
Hey, come into the act real quick.
Come into the act real quick.
Does he have loose canon potential?
Shane, no.
Memes, though.
Memes has all of it.
Memes has loose canon potential, enough loose canon potential for the entire office.
Should he be feared?
Memes?
Yeah.
100%.
Okay.
100%. 100%.
He's a guy.
I'll tell you about memes.
I love memes.
I'm happy that we have memes.
He's one of those guys, like, just be happy he's on your side.
OK.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah.
He has a job for life because we don't
want him on the other side.
So Shane?
Shane.
Shane.
What up?
What up? Do you know why you Shane, Shane, what up? What
do you know why you're here? What's up? Connor's got a
question for you. Shane, Connor, Big Cat has been gracious
enough to say that I can go to dinner with White Sox Dave and
a third member of the crew on his dime. Okay, he's paying for
this dinner. We have a res potentially pretty much locked up. He says got you we're good five o'clock at
braceros steakhouse and
A cows we were wondering if you would like to be our you've never had a steak, right?
an apple an apple
Was a fruit what fruit haven't you had?
Probably a lot. I don't know any any like tropical okay?
Remember, okay What fruit haven't you had? Probably a lot, I don't know. Any like tropical. Okay. A lot of tropical, so.
Yeah, I'm just remembering.
Okay.
Would you like to be the third person tonight?
Tonight?
Has to be tonight.
At five o'clock, we got the res.
I would.
Oh.
But, but.
But.
PMC works on Tuesday.
Yeah, but.
I know it.
What?
I'm sorry, man.
So you would if it were a different day?
Possibly. Oh. Get out of here, Shane. Shane, leave, leave, Shane. Thank you, Shane. What so you would if it were a different day? possibly
Leave Shane, I love you Shane
Why do you love Shane? He's just a cool you throw you throw love and best around far too much Shane
And I oh you almost trapped there
Shane and I you guys got no pig roast. No we we have not. OK, what's your number one chain memory?
Just around the all.
I don't know.
I hung out outside of the office a whole lot, but in the office.
He's always a great guy to talk to.
He was rocking a great fit. Yeah.
And yeah, you love him.
I respect him, man. I love seeing Shane. Yeah. Love him. All right.
This is one of those days that we have to have the wheel land on wet.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
What about we just buy two more tickets to the Riff Ram Road?
Oh, Danny Lance.
Danny Lance.
All right.
Now, this is a very hard working guy as well.
Go get Danny Lance.
I don't know what his schedule's like today, but.
This could be a yes.
I feel like this is a yes.
Oh. There he is. There he is.
Can... Lance!
If everybody says no...
Lance, come down here!
Can we send Connor and Dave to the Riff-Ram Roadshow?
Lance, come down here! Yeah, yeah, you.
You're kidding me?
That was awesome.
Oh, Steve is going the wrong direction. Shit. That's gonna be a good shot. Oh, no's going the wrong direction, shit.
That's going to be a good screenshot.
Yeah.
What?
Lance I have hung out with before, and we get along great.
What did you guys do?
Just had a bar.
Oh.
Yeah.
Lance is a great dude.
He is.
Yeah.
And I'll see him occasionally. I've hung out with Lance before, too. Lance is the best. Lance is also very dude. He is. Yeah. And I'll see him occasionally.
I've found out about Lance before too.
Lance is the best.
Lance is also very funny when he produces.
He nods along and does hand signals.
Like, if I was like, oh yeah, like the bears suck, bury me.
He'll be behind the camera being like...
That's a good guy.
Oh, I love that.
Corresponding gestures.
It's fucking hilarious. I'm trying to think of other yes Colton would say yes Colton would say oh it would say yes
I think you'd have a chance with want on a dog want on Tom would say yes
Mad dog would say yes this one this one come on in yeah
There's right here sir right here. It's right here. I was gonna say sitting that one to change the vibes up now
Lance yes good to see. Good to see you.
Good to see you.
You're not a TCU alum, are you?
Not a TCU.
OK, proceed, Connor.
OK.
Couldn't have another one of those.
Lance, buddy?
Yes.
I'm going to dinner tonight with White Sox Dave.
OK.
We have the reservation at a steakhouse close by.
Big Cat is paying for it.
Totally free dinner.
We're looking for a third person to go with us
to complete this ensemble.
And we wanted to extend an invitation to you
to see if you wanted to be that third person tonight.
Five o'clock.
Say yeah.
There's no strings attached.
You can say no.
There's no pressure.
No pressure.
You'd rather just hang out on your couch and not go.
You can say no.
No, no.
I bet you a lot of people have said no.
But also you have to say yeah. They're probably flaming our boy WSD. Yeah, but you can say I'm in
I love it boys where we going boys
Cereal five o'clock early dinner guys go go huddle up. Yeah huddle up and hug. Yeah, yeah
Wow exciting
Are you excited for dinner? Yeah
Yeah, a free dinner. Yeah hanging out the boys. Yeah with the boys
Good. No, this is this is a great trio. Yeah, hanging out with the boys. Yeah with the boys. This is good. No, this is this is a great trio Yeah, honestly, it's a strong chairs one person in the company Connor with all due respect that I would have wanted to gone with and it
was Lance Wow
You've just unlocked white socks day. You do know it now. I'm gonna be forced to talk tonight cuz I enjoy
No, no, we're gonna have a good time. Yeah, you're getting kind of boxed out of your own dinner here. It sounds like
Connor you don't have to yes, Connor
It'll be a little
Little mandate a little way. I've honestly probably had more nice steaks of Lance than just about anybody Wow
Yeah, we've had a lot of good
Everything you say is so funny Just about any and Danny
Let's go alright
I think about Lance is there
Nice steaks let's go
I got a dress up
Jeans is fine just throw on a
Probably not a hoodie but
Let's do it boys
That's gonna be awesome alright
See you guys at five
Yeah you guys take notes have dinner soon. Yeah, I'll come back with a report tomorrow go get your lunch Wow
Thank you guys that was a inviting Connor on for two minutes an hour and 45
That's why I love the show
That was the perfect amount of nos.
That really was. We needed a yes eventually.
But man, what's that?
Look at those legs.
Is he not? Are they hurting him?
He looks like he's in a hurt.
That was awesome.
Those are my favorite. These are my favorite.
Yaks, where it's like one little thing and then it's like
well, down a rabbit hole for the next hour.
There's an hour and a half.
Oh, fuck.
What a dinner.
Yeah.
I hope it works.
I can't wait to see a picture from it.
Yeah, we gotta make sure they take a picture.
And like a pre and post.
Like hey, I'm Danny and this is me before steaks with white sauce. Yeah, oh yeah, we got to make sure they take a picture. And like a pre and post. Yeah.
Like hey, I'm Danny and this is me before steaks
with white sauce.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, what else do we got?
Shit.
Tomorrow we'll do the calendar.
Oh, do you want to prep for Friday?
Oh yeah, do you guys want to do a draft on Friday?
We haven't done a draft on Friday.
I will not be here.
What? Jay won't be here either. Yes I will not be here what?
Joe won't be here either right Jay. No he's here. Yeah, man tight is hanging out. Oh God
What this is the we gotta?
We're going to Boulder yeah, oh cool. Yeah, oh
All right, well, let's uh let's spin. We won't have two people join us for the draft
Shit tightest you miss all the really fun things. Yeah
This draft is gonna be epic fuck. Should we do uh, I was thinking
When you brought up the tuna martini
Hmm, we should we do g in and tonic. I
Like that and so it's a cocktail with a soda water. Yeah. And probably I had
ingredients maybe one little you don't need to blend it. Oh, this is going to be awkward.
Oh, this. Oh, no. Right. You know how you've been trying to get a dinner with Connor? Yeah.
Well, I watched the first like 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, your name popped up. This is right person wrong off the wheel
Yeah, oh tough. Yeah, will you go to dinner? Yeah, would you go to dinner?
What's both well plays football? Oh, are we betting him to score touch? Probably? What do you mean? Probably? I guess look
I got a look. I haven't looked yet. Let's go look though. His name is what fluff both. Well, oh, I like that
true freshman really good
South Alabama Yeah, I like that true freshman really good South Alabama
Yeah, I don't know maybe but you'd be back in time for kickoff would I what yeah minus what I did five
That's oh, man. They got rid of our value on fluff
No, cuz the games at 6 6 30 6 30 yeah
You think I don't know when Fluff Bothwell's playing?
I can't.
But the nights are at 6.
And I'm really kind of booked every day until November 27.
Mm.
OK.
Not tough.
More of a spring summer dinner guy.
Yeah, that makes sense.
What you have for breakfast today? I don't eat breakfast
What have you eaten today?
We were at a time where you know I had
Yeah, then that got pretty stale. I wasn't good. You're having like chips ahoy at like 430
I had a
Bowl with rice and a bowl
a
Bowl with rice and a bowl
at a bowl
With the rice and carnitas and cheese and the peak of the guy. Oh golly. All right
Alright, well you were out of contention anyway. Yeah, yeah, that's uninvited. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well. Thank you Liam. Thanks guys She appreciate it. I just bet him to score twice
plus 300 Okay, well thank you Liam. Thanks guys, appreciate it. I just bet him to score twice. Plus 300.
Better score.
That was so funny.
That whole thing.
That was a blast.
That was so much fun.
We gotta do that more.
Just trying to get people to do shows.
Connor really doesn't wanna go to dinner.
No, no.
But a five o'clock dinner is like not even a dinner
No, that's like that's like work day
Yeah
You just go to it's actually a perfect time is a perfect time on a Tuesday cuz you're still home by like seven o'clock
You can still plop on the couch and oh, yeah
Plenty sleep and use most the owner. It's gonna be a great dinner. He was supposed to sleep tonight
Oh, yeah, he still can yeah, okay fucking swamp dude. He's gonna eat and sleep tonight. He's gonna get both of them. Oh my god. I was supposed to sleep tonight
That actually worried me cuz I think he maybe he doesn't
Sleep I would love for somebody to ask Connor to do something not knowing that he's going to dinner and to see how he
Reacts like oh, I fucking can't tonight. I got to eat dinner and sleep. Yeah, oh
any other night
I'm swamped
Or do we have anything else?
Chat talk book. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Let's talk book
So I have a hard deadline do you want me to lie and tell you it's earlier than it is yes, please
Friday no, no Deadline do you want me to lie and tell you it's earlier than it is yes, please Friday
No, no, we need extension tj. Okay. We can extend to next Wednesday deal. How about next Friday? No
If we do next Friday the books will not be here by Christmas, okay?
We can get Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday meaning like not the ideas like that the graphics have to be done like
That has to be the book has so what we have made it by Wednesday what we have to do is either type or draw
And then just give to you right that can be scanned in
Sure yeah, but I mean graphics guys are ready to help if oh, yeah I need help if you want to do stuff that way Wednesday's easy Wednesday's easy
Let's do...
96 pages is your maximum, by the way.
You know how...
It extends the production time if it's above 96.
I want the 96 pages to be blank.
They used to turn industry standard.
Just say 96 on it.
Notes.
All right, so I think what we should do is,
in the next couple of days,
we should come up with some community pages,
and everyone should... So there's how couple of days we should come up with some community pages and everyone should
So there's how many of us?
Ten yeah, so if all of us come up with
six and
Then we can we can
We can do a few. I'm gonna do a choose your own adventure that takes up six pages nice
I'm gonna do a couple pictures. Yeah, I think I think like a
color in Gaz's Halloween costume
Yeah
That's good. I was thinking
Yeah, I'm gonna do okay. Yeah, we can do yeah, there's a lot we could do a ton. We're good. We're good. So Wednesday
Wednesday but is that the actual that is the actual actual timeline? I don't believe him.
I bet you it's bright out.
There's a chance they're lying to me so that I lie to you.
Some of the best songs
ever recorded were written in like
10 minutes. What if we apply that
to books?
Speed run it.
We don't start writing until Wednesday.
We can't start until Wednesday.
We're not even allowed to think
All right, I'm gonna talk and you write a book in 20 minutes
This is gonna be a great book
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What if the Choose your own your your own adventure pages are just blank?
No, that's what I do. I'm going to say,
do you want to turn to page forty two or do you want to turn to page thirty six?
Yeah. And then you choose you choose and then you get there.
And the adventure continues. Yeah.
And then the page thirty 36 says go to page 42
The illusion of choice. We're all sheep
Yeah
You ever hear that crazy guy that did the time cube theory at his website
It was one of those early internet websites
But he was this nuts guy who thought four days were always continually happening happening at once
Yeah, it's kind of cool. It's a good Wikipedia rabbit rabbit hole
It's called time cube
He thought there were four days always going on at once and one world Socrates lived in one world Jesus lived in
One world Einstein lived in and one world the Clintons lived in what yeah
He said he offered $10,000 if anybody could prove
him wrong. Hmm. Which obviously nobody could. Right. That's smart. It's an interesting like
that's not enough money to prove him wrong. No, I've been deep in Wikipedia lately. I
love it. There's this guy in like the 1900 Olympics. He was a, he lost all his money
gambling in Louisiana. He's a Venezuelanan guy so he like bust to the LA Olympics
Or some Olympics in the US and came in fourth in the marathon
I was in st. Louis and he ran in his street clothes the whole st. Louis oh for
Marathon was that what it was yeah a bunch of wild shit happened
1994 us marathon oh for oh for him
That's crazy yeah
Save it for the book Wikipedia Wikipedia is the best website.
Yeah, save it for the book.
Yeah, I'll put a Wikipedia page in the book.
A link.
Yeah.
Type it in.
Steven, what are you going to do for your pages?
I have to get caught up on what this fully is.
Oh.
All right.
OK.
How's the data doing?
Pretty good. No, not the.. No not the Super Bowl champ. Oh
We have lions over jets, so who knows just got the bottom Adams
Jets look like dog shit though. They're a horrible watch
Yeah, they are
Yeah, they are
Memes memes hopeful happy. They just smashed the Devante Adams button. It will fix everything
Every single issue Aaron Rodgers threw Mike Williams under the bus yesterday
Yeah, what he said he was just like he ran the wrong route
Yeah, I can see Aaron Rodgers quitting just quitting. Yeah. Yeah
Something about me feels like he's got if he has a few more bad games. He's gonna quit you think like a B style
Hey, he had a great game yesterday. Yeah, I think he's great. I just really want him to stay
You know what teams way better the Packers their receivers. Yeah
Yeah, are the Bears the the best division in football? Yes.
By far.
The NFC North is 17 and 5 overall, plus 211 point
differential.
17 and 5?
Yeah, plus 211 point differential.
The four top point differentials in the entire NFL
are NFC North teams.
It would be cool to have like an off season flag football tournament
where it's a super team of every division.
I would love that.
Oh, that would be cool.
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
Yeah, if we just all combined our powers.
Yeah.
Wow.
That flag football quarterback would hate it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he would, he'd be pissed.
Nasty boy.
All right, I guess spin the wheel,. It's been a great yak. I love it. Well things just start is like a throwaway
It was just are we gonna do gin and tonic? Oh, yeah, I'm in yeah, I'm a
You gotta make sure Donnie's ready to blend yeah, yeah God damn it shit. We'll just do it again tomorrow
Yeah, we should just do a dinner with white socks Dave wheel every time the wheel is like about to land on wet
Oh, what if we did a week?
Where we all had to go to a dinner with white socks and somebody else I'm out
Of that I'm out there. Yeah, I'm gonna be sick that way.
Out of Order Live show.
That would be interesting.
Just Dave or with a third?
No, just Dave.
I've done one-on-one dinner with Dave.
That would be, yeah, that would be fine.
It would give us good content.
We all come back with our reviews.
Yeah, I think we should do a wheel every time.
I don't think I've ever been in a room with Dave
with less than like eight people in it, one time.
Really?
We gotta get you one of them.
I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Lucky you.
You guys, it wouldn't work.
No, that would not work.
He's a fun guy.
Concerts with Dave is a blast.
I just like having Dave around.
I don't know if I like one-on-one, but around is fun.
I just wanna ask him really general questions
that have a straightforward answer and just see how
How he backs himself into a corner?
Fun fact he's had the most stakes of his life with Lance
Damn near the most holy shit
It was like a mind-fucked about it. Hey, did you hear?
Well, this is crazy because this this man is sitting right here I've Danny damn near had the most stakes with him
Alright Texas notes have to make sure it's true. Yeah. Yeah, here's the tally oh
Yeah, that deserves a banner in the new gym.
And he was our hero.
Yeah.
He was our hero.
All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow.
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