The Yak - Crowning the Ultimate Fella on a Friday | The Yak 9-15-23

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:01:02 Use promo code YAK15 to get 15% 15 off your order must be 21 or older to purchase please use responsibly Yo, DJ, hold that up. Hello. It's Yak. Friday. Fellow Friday presented by Zah. That was good. I like that.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Wow. Wow. Wow. I like that. Wow. Wow. I'm so jealous of anyone. How do you do that? I don't know how to whistle. I mean, I saw it, but how do you? Yeah. Zod, show him one more time.
Starting point is 00:01:58 That's how he did it. Push back on your tongue. I'm not touching my tongue. I want to learn. I want to. That's such a. Oh, KB's here. That's I want to learn. I want to. That's such a. Oh, KB's here. That's such a dad thing to be able to do.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Survival skill out in Africa. You got to know how to make noise. I do have the scream whistle. That was pretty good. Are we watching how to do it? Yeah, do it one more time. Maybe do it right into the mic. No, but that's. I feel like that's's when a dad puts those two fingers in his mouth.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Kids have to come running. Hey, Murray. Hey. The dog on the show. Roback.com. Promo code Yak. Roback.com. Promo code Yak.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Find my car. I'm wearing the joggers right now. Brandon, is your car getting broken into? Mine? That's you, Brandon? Is that your car, Brandon? Oh, because Brandon always takes his parking spot.
Starting point is 00:02:49 You took one of the parking spots? He always does. He's a piece of shit. That's so loud. It's very loud. I just want to hear, hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? He definitely with his big, fat nuts sat on the alarm.
Starting point is 00:03:06 By accident. It's all that happened. Yeah, it was his. 100% what happened. His big fat nuts. And now he's not going to be able to get back in because he didn't have a key. We should make him go all the way around.
Starting point is 00:03:20 He should have to go around. Fellow Friday. Roback.com, use promo code YAK, 20% off your first purchase. I'm very excited for this episode of the YAK. Very, very excited.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I also, as I was sitting down, I said to TJ, I was like, do we have any good fellas? And then I was like, hey, wait a second, that's a movie.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Glennie Balls and Ed Sheeran's favorite movie. We should remake after we do the whole fellas arc and we have our best. We should remake the scene where there's Frankie two times. Yeah. No, that's perfect. But with our fellas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And there's Joey's shoes. He eats his shoes. Did you spit on your keys? Your fat balls sat on your keys. Was that you? It was your car? It was in my front pocket. How could that have sat on my keys?
Starting point is 00:04:10 Very easily. If you're in shorts, it probably drooped down. Okay, well, no. I don't know what happened. But that was your car. Yeah, but Zah hurt me. What did he do? What did he do?
Starting point is 00:04:21 I went outside. I fixed my car. And I was coming back. And I had the keys in the door. And this son of a bitch just pushed the door open as hard as he could and hurt my wrist. You know what you did. Is it swollen?
Starting point is 00:04:32 No. Okay. We'll keep an eye on it. It's okay. You think somebody did that to my, did you have that done to my Jeep? What? Somebody make it go off like that. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:04:44 No, your fat fucking legs all right although it would be a hilarious prank if i did have an extra keys and i just did that throughout the show fuck i really wish i now i'm regretting i went when you went to his house i wish you i you should have stolen an extra you wouldn't be you wouldn't be able to help yourself big cat if you had his keys you'd steal his fucking car yeah you wouldn't be able to help yourself, Big Cat. If you had his keys, you'd steal his fucking car. Yeah, I would. You wouldn't be able to slow play it. That would be great. Yeah. Make him go through the whole process.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah. Oh, fuck. I forgot I took your car as a joke. Got distracted. Yeah, so fellow Friday. Before we do fellow Friday, we have a couple things we got to do. One is, where's Connor Griffin? Connor Griffin's never had a chicken wing in his life.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Huh? What? Shocking. It makes no sense. That's what I said, Kyle. That's from the Philly area. That's a heavy chicken wing. He's a football fan.
Starting point is 00:05:34 He said that he got his two front teeth knocked out as a kid playing basketball. He's always been scared. That's classic Scoof. I actually kind of understand. That's Scoof. I actually kind of understand that's scoof that is like a real you know when you have you have dreams where your teeth are falling out
Starting point is 00:05:51 I think that's like erectile dysfunction maybe it's something like that but I've had that a lot how often do you have those dreams Brandon you and your soft ass dick limp ass dick hey man Connor I'm going to order you wings right now How often do you have those dreams, Brandon? You and your soft-ass dick. Limp-ass dick. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Connor, I'm going to order you wings right now, but just explain. Explain? Explain what's happening. You've never had a buffalo wing? Never. Why? How? Start at the beginning.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Okay, well, we never had them when I was little. And then in ninth grade, I was playing basketball. I got my two front teeth knocked out uh i'll try and find the picture for tj later but uh got those knocked out couldn't bite into anything with my two front teeth for a long period of time so a thing like wings was very messy very hard to do i had to put everything in the back of my mouth and putting like a saucy wing trying to fit that it just wouldn't have worked i think think that checks out. So I never had them. It doesn't check out.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Wings are unavoidable. You're a sports fan. You're a regular dude. You end up in situations where wings are the only option. Right. You end up at bars. You end up like. Tailgates?
Starting point is 00:06:58 Never. Have you been at a table of wings where everyone else has eaten them? Never. Never popped up. I'm assuming I would probably just have to get out like a fork and a knife, which would be awful, but I'd have to try and like scrape off. Have you eaten like a caramel apple since then? Never.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Or anything? No. Well, I rarely eat apples anyway, but like apples, like I would have to slice up. I can't just bite into an apple. It's still like messed up. I could technically, these are permanent crowns. I could technically bite into stuff, but I'm just scared to death that like my teeth are going to pop apple. It's still like messed up. I could technically, these are permanent crowns. I could technically bite into stuff, but I'm just scared to death that like my teeth are going to pop out.
Starting point is 00:07:28 So you live every day in fear. Yes. I rip up my sandwiches still. Like I still. That's so sad. Holy shit. For the most part, I do. This is like my, my, one of my uncles who's no longer alive, which is, this is actually
Starting point is 00:07:40 dating myself. He had polio as a kid and he he couldn't open his mouth past this, so he had to always eat the smallest sandwiches. Oh, man. I'm not that bad. It's bad that I knew someone. What's an example? Yeah, my uncle.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah, he had polio. Polio. What food do you not panic about? What food, if I tossed you a food, you would just eat it immediately? I did have a muffin today. Okay, muffin. The muffin. Muff have a muffin today that okay that's easy soft stuff like stuff that is easy to to crumble like a swedish fish you're like uh-oh this could get no because that's tiny because you could fit into the back what's like the bravest thing you
Starting point is 00:08:17 figure like i can't help it i gotta eat this what can i'm doing i'm taking her by yeah taking a bite of this yeah i'm living life dangerously i I did have one time, I probably shouldn't have done this, but you know like the big chunky sourdough pretzels that you could get and that they're hard? Yeah. I don't know how else to describe it. I know what you're talking about. But I had one of those one time and I had a bite of it and then I was like, okay, I'm not doing that again. It's been a while. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:41 But it's a strange life. You described that like you had sex with a hooker Whatever but when I was on dates sometimes with the girls I would have to preface like hey by the way like I have to cut up my food oh my god oh that's that's uh that's a good point yeah you that's a very good point but i when i was out with girls what what how old are you how old am i right now yeah 23 okay about to be 24 a couple months are you generally neurotic like afraid of other things uh not necessarily jumping off cliffs getting twisted going fast in a car like do you know you know stunts no it's just this like it was a very like i was sidelined from playing any sports for it was
Starting point is 00:09:35 like i had like i tore my acl like i could not because my teeth it was the worst because like i could not risk having them fall out again it It was this entire six-month dental process of trying to get the teeth back in order and making them look good. It was a long thing. Like I said, I'll send TJ the picture, but it was bad. If a dentist reached out to you and was like, I can give you some motherfucking steel, they would look like real teeth. Would you consider? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah, I would. I think they said once I'm done fully growing. What? You're definitely going to a pediatric doctor, yeah. Answer this, Connor. When you go to your doctor, is there an aquarium in the lobby? No. I have to go to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:10:24 No. Once I actually. I have to. Yeah, I have to. No, I. I'm done growing. They say men can still grow technically until they're like 25 or 26. How have you been actively growing? I thought it was your brain. I thought your brain's not fully developed. Yeah, it's your brain. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I've had multiple people tell me, oh, my God, you got taller. So after. That's measurable. After 25, though, you're open to like. Yeah, because your mouth is still, your jaws and everything like that. Like you're still, I guess, developing. And they said once you're fully done, then we can go back in and give you like actual real. Because these are just, like I said, permanent crowns.
Starting point is 00:10:57 We can give you actual substitutes. But I took a, I think the proudest part about this was that I took a chunk out of the hardwood of the floor when I got the teeth knocked out originally. Still, I think it's, I forget what high school, but there still is a dent in the floor of that high school basketball court from my teeth. That's pretty cool. Yeah. So it lives on in infamy. Dang. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:21 What are you doing right now, Titus? I don't know. The hair? The man bun? You rock it for sure. I've never done the man bun on air. I don't want you to be self-conscious. It looks good.
Starting point is 00:11:38 This vent over here just blows. It really does. When it's turned on, it's like talking how strong it is. I have the longer hair, so It's blowing all my face. Connor. Sitting here like messing around with mine. Yeah, I'm going to order wings for you right now, and then you'll come back and you'll eat them on air and give us a review. So it'll be just an ongoing.
Starting point is 00:11:55 This is going to be a yak where we're going to twist and turns. I'll find a picture for TJ and I'll send it to you. Okay, I'm going to. Can I say something mean? This is dangerous. I want his teeth to fall out. So bad. And then when he comes back like three inches taller in a couple weeks, kicks our ass.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Have any of you knocked a tooth out? Have you ever knocked a tooth? No. No? We say it all the time, but your boy Sean. My boy Sean. In the basketball net. Two front teeth.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Right out. In the basketball net. Laying trampoline. Went to the hospital. They were still hanging there when we got back. All right, I've got to find wings for him. He said people say that he's taller. That's probably people he hasn't seen in ages.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah, it's like his kindergarten teacher is like, boy, you've grown up. I must not be finished growing. That's what I'm saying. Interesting. I have a scary prospect at 23 to think you might have a couple no I've never heard of him you called him a regular guy
Starting point is 00:12:51 not really physically for sure I think he goes to restaurants and bars like a regular guy you would think he's been in a situation with wings there's been wings on the table I couldn't picture him twisted. I couldn't picture him off a beam.
Starting point is 00:13:06 That's what I was trying to see. That's something like drunk at Penn State and there's wings in the field. Penn State, yeah. Like the Penn State guy. He's had to have been in situations where that was the only food available. That's what I see.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Is a table full of wings. And it's like either go hungry or eat these. And I guess he just chose. But he probably went hungry. Yeah. I think you've had in your life. And you can pick them apart. More than a thousand? Oh, way more than a thousand.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Wow. I mean, I would say between two and three thousand. Every setting, every time you get them, you probably have ten to twelve. Yeah. Six to twelve, yeah. Six to twelve? Or like twenty. You're a twenty guy? You're not at three. I'm like, order twenty, eat at least at least 15 okay you leave five no i eat all
Starting point is 00:13:49 20 yeah so yeah how many times is that that's 26 years shit the good wings place over here is not open do you have wings every other week i don't know no i remember i got i got in some i guess i got shit for when i was on part of my take and i oh yeah i told the story of you and stanford steve you got alfred out the final four i'm standing in between stanford steve and dan and they were talking about they're setting a wing date and i was like this is the most alpha shit i've ever seen we made a wing date we're like all right tomorrow like noon let's go find the best wing place in Minneapolis. Yeah, and then Steve turns to me and he's like, you want to go get wings? And I was like, is that how you say it?
Starting point is 00:14:28 Just go get wings? He's like, oh, yeah, we're getting fucking wings. It's the peak of male friendship to just be like, let's go get wings together. I would expect like an Indiana guy to be fully, oh, yeah. This is what the debate was. I was like, I eat wings all the time. I just never, I've never been like, let me set in advance a day to eat wings. That was what we were planning out our wings. It's a drover's. You set it weeks in advance a day to eat wings. That was what people were like.
Starting point is 00:14:45 We were planning out our wings. To drovers, you set it weeks in advance. Yeah, that was the new experience for me. I was like, when I eat wings, it was like, I'm hungry. What do you guys want to eat? And then Brandon would toss out a suggestion. Someone else toss it. And then we'd be like, yeah, wings sound good.
Starting point is 00:14:59 We should go get some wings. But these two were like, oh, we're fucking. Oh, it's fucking on tomorrow. We do that every Final Four. We get wings on the Sunday of Final Four. We set a wing date. It's great. What's the best wing city for the Final Fours go through?
Starting point is 00:15:11 New Orleans was pretty good. New Orleans was good. New Orleans, yeah, was very, very good wings, and they let us tape our podcast there. Minneapolis was good, too. Philly has great wings. You can find, like, a premier wing place in any big city where it's, like, these wings are awesome. New York was kind of. But it's hard to find a good wing, though. big city where it's like these wings are awesome.
Starting point is 00:15:25 New York was kind of... But it's hard to find a good wing, though. Like a lot of places mess it up. Wings and mozzarella sticks get jacked up a lot. You got to kind of find a place that the wings is what they do. Yeah. All right, I'm going to try to find some for him. So we got how many fellas each?
Starting point is 00:15:39 One, two. I think we also made two. Two. Two, yeah. Chaley's found one fella. Are we doing a bracket with this crop? I think so. Like a 16-man?
Starting point is 00:15:48 Oh, we were supposed to submit two? Yeah. Shit. It's fine. No, it's fine. You only did half. I want to force a fellow. How many do you have in total?
Starting point is 00:15:56 Do you know? I think Chay only has one as well. I could only have one because my number two. So how does it... We have to answer a trivia question. Whoever gets it first gets to... That's right. Actually, for 30 points. For 30 points. You answer from more than 50 yards away. So we have to answer a trivia question. Whoever gets it first gets to go off your free pass. It's worth 30 points.
Starting point is 00:16:07 You answer from more than 50 yards away. I actually have a way to. Joey, do you have the bracket? Jake Elliott, shout out. Another 50-yarder. No big deal last night. Do we have a way to start, TJ? Because I do have a way we could start.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Oh, I like your way, big cat. Yeah, okay. All right, I'm going to order the wings, and then we'll start. I have a very good idea. How did you realize what his weight is? I have 16 fellows. Oh, that's perfect. We plan for the show.
Starting point is 00:16:32 If we use everybody's submissions. Yeah, but that's a 16-team bracket. You have two for me? No. Okay, all right, that's fine. You don't have to use my other one. Okay. Are we all high on each
Starting point is 00:16:46 of our fellows or are there some fellows that you hate? I don't anticipate winning with mine but I wanted to bring him. I did it like a Hollywood actor. I did one for the people and then one for me. I would really like to see my fellow advance. I panicked and I wanted to find one organically for some reason because you
Starting point is 00:17:02 go down a rabbit hole and that's how you find a fellow. So I picked like a couple niche hobbies last night and i was scrolling through and i couldn't and i i forced my fella i feel like a little bit forced fella he's a fella and i know and i'm like they're gonna sniff this out i tried to find a hometown fella he's very small well i tried to find them yeah wheeling probably has some oh no fella Wheeling has cretins. Goblins. Ghouls and goblins. That's the tough thing too, finding the difference between, because you're right,
Starting point is 00:17:32 there's fellas and then there's cretins. There's like all kinds of... So how you, if you, if it's on the line between fella or cretin, you have to find a video of them eating. If they're eating, they're a fella. If they're feeding, they're a cretin. That's great. Makes sense, actually. Okay, so let's do, alright, they're a fella. If they're feeding, they're a crab. They're a crab. That's great. Makes sense, actually.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Okay, so let's do, all right, I ordered the wings. Now let's do the way we're going to decide. So, TJ, can I get your hat, or is there an extra hat? Oh, we have hats. You need a hat? Yeah, I need a hat. We'll get the top hat, Brandon. I need a hat.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Do you guys have Mostly Sports merch yet? This is a crossover episode with the hat. You're working on it. You guys were prepping the show for like six months. Okay, so. You can't have merch until you have enough followers to get merch. Really? Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I'm not going to look. I'm not going to look. Don't look. This is so exciting. So how many people do we have? Throw mine back on there. I have a change of heart. Make it a 17-team bracket.
Starting point is 00:18:29 All right, so we were talking. The second guy is awesome. Yeah, we don't want to miss out. Whoa, is that? Oh, no. Oh, my God. Dude, that actually, now I understand everything. So they didn't come fully out.
Starting point is 00:18:43 You chopped them in half. That would be so traumatic. Oh, that is so traumatic. That is so dramatic that like hurts to look at oh we got a hat that is a legit top hat all right so here's what we're gonna do i did uh we we talked about it a couple maybe last week or the week before when we were watching that comedian who does card polls of like terrible people when he was like osama bin laden rookie card i ended up buying 20 packs of those so i have 20 packs we'll do a whole card rip another episode but i brought one pack today it was very very awkward at my house when i got the packs and then my son was like is that for me and it was like i was just staring at a chris benoit card and i was like no he's like i want the cards i was like these are not your cards so we'll we'll we'll go and i think we go i think we go worst to best person gets to decide like when
Starting point is 00:19:40 they go and who they go up against so you celebrate celebrate when you get a really bad card. Yeah, so whoever has the worst card can go first. Based on what? We'll subjectively rank them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone take a card. Don't show it. And then we'll. It's a 1-1.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah. Yeah, the only thing. Yeah, I wonder. That was the only thing I was thinking of because these are obviously cards we're not endorsing any of these people if we do pull an H man do we not show it is that a bad visual
Starting point is 00:20:13 for us I'm not going to be able to contain myself yeah we're all laughing and cheering yeah okay I'm going to celebrate I'm going to act like Charlie fucking Bucket if I do that. No, don't worry. It's Adolf Hitler as a painter.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Yes. That's his rookie card. It's his rookie card. Oh, this is going to be great and awesome. You bought 20 packs? 20 packs. We'll do a whole episode where we do all of them. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:43 So I think what we should do is everyone should take a card, don't show it, and then we'll go around the room and we'll reveal each card. All right. So Kate, take yours. Okay. Kyle, take yours and then pass the hat. Oh, this is exciting.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Don't show it, just put it in your hand. Flipping around. The top card was a Ray Rice card. Oh, nice. I would actually want that. As a fan. This is going to be... Oh, nice. I would actually want that. As a fan. Oh, wow. They each have their own plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Which we could maybe resell these. That would actually be a great... No, no. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. You looked. I didn't look. Don't look. I think we should just... It should be a surprise for both you and the whole Yak audience. What if it's seven hitlers and we're in a real pickle okay i got the jared fogel auto
Starting point is 00:21:31 it has a piece of his giant jeans italianer belt loop we've also got these new new season in limbo yak shirts on sale now in the barcelo sports store pretty cool looking yeah they're really cool looking cool graphic very nice link
Starting point is 00:21:57 tungsten cube a tall hat yeah pretty simple shirt pretty minimal i'm excited for this. Did they come in the cases? They came in the cases, yeah. And again, I have like 20 of them. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Okay, so... Show the one extra. Yeah, let's start with here. Give me the... Yeah, go ahead. I'll put it on camera. This is just what we're starting with. This is the one extra.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Let's see what we're starting with this is the one extra let's see what we got okay we have a mitch mcconnell influencers decision 2016 okay that's pretty good how they influence senate majority leader Leader 2015 to forever. U.S. Senator from Kentucky from 1985. Beautiful card. Decision 2016, Mitch McConnell. Pristine condition. Yeah, we got to get that graded.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Pristine condition. Look at that. That's beautiful. All right. How's the centering? It's beautiful. It's a beautiful card. A beautiful card. All right. Who wants to? Should we go around the room? It's beautiful. This is a beautiful card. A beautiful card.
Starting point is 00:23:06 All right. Who wants to? Should we go around the room? Yeah. TJ, you want to go first? Yeah. All right. We'll start there.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Tell us your card. Okay. This is exciting. We're going to do a whole card rip episode next week. Okay. What do we got? It's upside down. Upside down, upside down, upside down.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I still can't tell. Zoom in. Is it Michael Jackson? I think it's Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Not bad. That's a good card.
Starting point is 00:23:41 That's a good card. He was misunderstood. Yeah, you're not going to go late. A bonus on the back. Michael performance commercials for what soft drink company? Pepsi. Pepsi Cola. Disaster.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Oh. Oh, that's right. His face got caught. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Michael, that's a good card, TJ. Thanks. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Pre-nose job, Michael Jackson. Pre-everything. Pre-everything, yeah. All right, Za. That's a good card, TJ. Thanks. Okay. Pre-nose job, Michael Jackson. Pre-everything. Pre-everything, yeah. All right, Zah. Who knows? Zah's going to unveil his card. Go ahead, put it in there. Oh, that looks like you might have the Ray Rice.
Starting point is 00:24:15 You have Ray Rice? Is it Ray Rice? Come on, boys. No. Come on, boys. All the wrong way. Hey, boys. Ray Rice.
Starting point is 00:24:22 All right. Ray Rice. Good, good card. That's a good one. What does it say on the back? Low center of gravity. This is so great. I'm so nervous about my card.
Starting point is 00:24:33 You have to take it out to look at it. It's got a stats on there. Okay, nice. What stats? Yeah, read them off. So it's got his career. There's 2012, 257 attempted yards, 1143 yards. Oh, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Ray may have slipped and fallen on the Super Bowl parade float on February 2013, but NFL opponents have found him extremely difficult to haul off the turf. The three-time Pro Bowler selection who led to 2, 000 yards from scrimmage in 2011 and all that it's a good player all right so he is worse than michael definitely worse than my like achievements to you're the worst crimes is he's not worse than michael you like michael jackson michael was prolific possibly possibly, in certain ways. Never. No. Ray Rice did.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I think Ray Rice is, yeah, so far, Ray Rice is the worst. Yeah, Ray Rice is worse than Michael. Ray Rice is on video. This is where we're going to get in trouble because we've got to tear these people. We do have to tear these people. Fuck. Fuck. I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Video of Ray Rice But that's why he got convicted I think if you had a video Of what Michael Jackson What was going on Was alleged
Starting point is 00:25:51 Yeah Right I think you would Probably Yeah Macaulay Culkin never said anything Did he? That's a coin flip
Starting point is 00:25:58 That's a coin flip We'll have more We'll have more I think we're gonna have A very clear worst person Then we'll just Go in order from that That's an either oror game, Ray Rice.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, we don't have to rank everyone. All right, Nick. Go either way. Zoom in on Nick. Oh. The reveal. Is he bad? I got John D. Rockefeller.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Oh, I don't think Titan of Industry. Fine. The same little company in 1870. Yeah. Richest man. I don't think that's – you've got to have a rose in your avatar to be mad at him. He's known as a major philanthropist. Yeah, I think that guy's a good guy.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I think I got a good guy. God, that sucks. Yeah. All right, Brandon. Don't even look at it. It's funnier if you just show it because then you're holding it. I got Hillary. Hillary.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Hillary Rice. Hillary. Boo. Boo. I got Hillary. Hillary! Hillary Rice! Hillary! Boo! Boo! I got Hillary. Is that Hillary live action pandering to the black vote? I think it is. On the campaign trail.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Iowa early. Remember when she said that she carries hot sauce in her bag? She's like, I'm just like you guys. I carry hot sauce. In a van nicknamed Scooby and with little media exposure, carries hot sauce in her bag. She's like, I'm just like you guys. I carry hot sauce. In a van nicknamed Scooby, and with little media exposure, she set out to reach the small towns in the big... Oh, yeah. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Hill dog. Professional photograph. Hillary over Ray Rice. We're talking murder. More body count, right? Higher body count. All right. Someone just pulled up the comments
Starting point is 00:27:25 someone just said the literal woat okay titus who's he got oh you jealous brandon will pay premium for that. Hillary. Davis went to West Point. What was the name of your hometown? Oh, yeah. Oh, interesting. Davis went to West Point and was a soldier.
Starting point is 00:28:03 He was elected to Congress from the state of Mississippi. Oh. So in 1845, Davis was elected to Congress from the state of Mississippi. Oh. What else did he do? Brandon? Misunderstood? He was a worm farm guy, right?
Starting point is 00:28:26 Damn. What a poll. What a poll. All right. Let me make sure I get the... So Hillary's still the worst, right? Hillary's still the worst. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Here we go. Oh! Sleepy Joe! Does it have his autograph in crayon? Like one of the letters backwards? Sleepy Joe Does it have his autograph in crayon Like one of the letters backwards Sleepy Joe This is actually before he became president So it just says current vice president
Starting point is 00:28:54 Of the United States under Barack Obama Decision 2016 Joe Biden Look at that Sleepy Joe Okay I could probably sell him this card for like the entire united states yeah like a louisiana purchase yeah like a like a terrible like elementary school like cafeteria trade yeah go give me all of all of the twinkies i'll give you this card uh okay che other way oh no
Starting point is 00:29:26 first lady united states 2009 to lawyer invented nfl play 60 right no what I'm pretty sure she did. What? She didn't invent it. Well before that. That is the extent of Che's political knowledge. Yeah. I'm pretty sure she was big about playing outside. She destroyed school lunches. Yeah, she did.
Starting point is 00:29:55 She took candy out of school lunches. Bullshit. That's bullshit. You know that. I don't hate that. Is that number one? Oh, I don't know. Imagine if that is that number one who oh i don't know oh imagine if someone pulled a card of michelle 1a1 pregnant i i think hillary's still hillary's
Starting point is 00:30:10 1a and okay kyle oh who's that cherokee nation Cherokee Nation. It's Warren. Pocahontas. Pocahontas. Yep. Okay. Okay. Ready? Oh, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Who is it? Oh, no. That's Roethlisberger. I'm not taking this cart in the bathroom with me. That's for sure. Okay. So Hillary clearly the worst. I think Jeff is probably worse than Hillary.
Starting point is 00:30:49 President of the Confederacy. Okay. Is there still schools named after him? There's a county named after him in Mississippi. Probably, yeah. I would imagine there are schools, too. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Not one that I would... So this is how we're doing seating or what I don't quite understand why I don't think we ever really I don't know if that solved anything I think that was more of a preview for next week we will do all the card we will do a whole
Starting point is 00:31:17 everyone will get a whole pack and we'll go one by one it should be an awesome show I might be addicted to these cards I might have to buy more. I'm so pissed I got a decent fella. The key is we gotta just now leave these randomly around the office. I wanna know
Starting point is 00:31:33 Rockefeller. I need to Yeah, Rockefeller was They had to have done something real bad. Had to have, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there was No, he was not on the set. Really? Billions of dollars back then. You have to be kidding me. For sure, for sure.
Starting point is 00:31:48 A lot of dead bodies. Who did Victor Newman play on the Titanic? Richest guy on the Titanic. Huh? No. I thought it was like the guy who invented like Bloomingdale's or something. John Jacob Astor IV. There he is, John Jacob Astor.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Oh, the Astor. Was the richest man on the Titanic. What about it? Like all of the other richest families in the world at the time were also supposed to be on the Titanic. And that guy was like the only one that opposed like them working together against the government or something. Oh. They all canceled their Titanic tickets at the last second but let him go anyway. Oh. All the richest people, like the Rockefellers, the Vanderbilts, knew that the Titanic was
Starting point is 00:32:28 going to hit an iceberg, in air quotes, and they let him go on it so that he would die and not fuck with their business. $2.64 billion in that day and age. He had $87 million. Did he die on the Titanic? He died on the Titanic. Oh, he did? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah. Interesting. Mark Wahlberg was on the Titanic? He died on the Titanic. Oh, he did? Yeah. Interesting. Mark Wahlberg was on the Titanic. It would have been different. His 18-year-old second wife, Madeline, who was pregnant, survived the sinking. So he got her pregnant. Yeah, how old was he? He was 47.
Starting point is 00:32:57 And he had a pregnant 18-year-old wife. Okay. Okay. She's a looker. With parents. I wouldn't hope. You have to be. Wait, let's see how old she was.
Starting point is 00:33:11 That ugly 18-year-old wife. Yeah, that's when you know you're a real sicko. If your 18-year-old wife's like butt ugly. When did they get married? They probably at some point in the U.S. history changed the legal age for all that stuff. That's not even now in some places, right? Mississippi. Really? Yeah, Kyle has it memorized.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Maybe at 16 in some states. She actually, you know what? Shout out John Jacob Astor. He waited to get married to her two months after she turned 18. Class. That is all class. That's all class. That's all class.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Way to go, bro. All right. Who wants to? Here, I'll do a, or someone else do the high noon ad, and then we'll get into fellas. Hawaii and Missouri could be 14. Really? Jesus. It's time to load up the ice and break out the oversized lawn games because the High Noon Game Day Pack is back.
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Starting point is 00:34:31 Highnoonspirits.com before your next tailgate. Tons of highnoons being drank all across the state of Illinois this weekend from these boys. Yes. I just hope these are the days that I hope there's just at least ten people who randomly are like, you know what, I'm going to give this yak show a try. Yeah. That's the tightest with his tongue out with Jefferson Davis. They're watching and they're like, wait, this guy that doesn't eat wings, that's not that weird.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Everyone said this show was weird. Oh, just wait. Let me see that Jeffersonfferson davis card that's a winner is it a rookie card yeah wow is it rookie who's the first chief justice of the supreme court answer found on card 50 oh wow there's it's like a treasure trove. He was a senator from Mississippi, huh? That's interesting. Well, you know, everybody does things.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Probably your favorite son. Everybody does things. Everybody does things. In a twist of fate, we should put that card up for auction. Brandon's thoughts on the Civil War. Everyone does things. Things happen.
Starting point is 00:35:52 You're never going to stop things from happening. What side would you have been on? Alright, so who wants to go first? Oh, we have the... Okay, yeah, we can just randomize who goes... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah, yeah. I'll seed the fellas. We'll spin, and whoever's fella lands on will be the one seed. Okay. Yeah, do it that way, yeah. I like that, I like that. So the cards were just for nothing. Yeah, it's just a nice... No, not for nothing. Yes, yes, yes. 38 way. I like that. I like that. So the cards were just for nothing. Yeah, it's just a night.
Starting point is 00:36:25 No, not for nothing. Yes, yes, yes. 38-minute warm-up. So be it. I think I should just bring all the cards in, and whenever we have a show where we don't have much to talk about, we just rip one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:38 So number one season's not here. Mook will be back Monday, by the way. He's in D.C. Go buy tickets. He and Sass are doing stand-up. Mook's birthday. Speaking of fellas. The cream pie D.C. Go buy tickets. He and Sass are doing stand-up. Luke's birthday. Speaking of fellas. The cream pie god.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I hope he has a great weekend with Tony. Is it Tony P? Oh, yes. Tony P. Tony P hit me up on Instagram and said he would love to golf with me. Okay. Yeah. So, and Tony P, I know there was a discussion whether Tony P is, like, starting to become
Starting point is 00:37:02 self-aware. He did a local can you actually find it the local tv interview that tony p did first of all he got brutalized by the anchor to start oh no and then he just he yeah he was like very uh genuine he was like vibrancy and authenticity like that's what a 25-year-old male should show online. There's not enough of that. So Tony P is the real deal.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Real deal. Yeah, Hank and I were watching last night. He got complete ricochet shot right from the get-go. That's all new this morning. Our region is full of people with important distinctions and abundance of power
Starting point is 00:37:41 and crucial connections. But one rising star in D.C. has none of that. What the fuck? This guy's fucking so tall. How mean was that? That was so mean. Mean. You know how there's a lot of important people in this world?
Starting point is 00:37:59 Well, this guy is not at all. If he died, no one would care. Nobody. It was crazy. Crazy he died, no one would care. It was crazy. Crazy. Yeah, Tony P. Oh, by the way, TJ, I also sent you, if we want to do it before we start, we forgot the best
Starting point is 00:38:13 Jersey Day that they did. Did you get that that I sent to you, TJ? Hank reminded me they did a Degrassi Jersey Day where they reenacted the scene, I think. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Hank, maybe the best actor of all time. Hank's in it. Yeah. Hank's in it. I completely forgotten it. And Buddha Ben, I think, tweeted last night. He's like, I'm watching the act like Jersey was about to take off. The budget got a little away from us.
Starting point is 00:38:41 He's like, we had so many good ideas. TV week. TV week. Okay, here we go two outs ground ball goes to first second or third or home all right come on all right Yes! You got it, Larry! Here it comes! Oh, you got it! You got it! What the fuck? What? And now they're going! Oh, my God!
Starting point is 00:39:20 Tyler! Tyler. This is Al Bundy. Yeah. I think it's Bubba Smith. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Oh, I forgot he had Boris. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:39:53 Is Drake about to get killed? Is that real? The whole time he pretended to be my friend. You made me do this. What you say? What you say? Hell yeah, Hank. this was also available as a podcast jerry's day we gotta we gotta have a throwback jerry's day with glennie what's the budget unlimited yeah oh god
Starting point is 00:40:48 imagine if that was like when the layoffs happened dave was like we just had to we had to do it because we had to bring back jerry's day and we'd crunch the numbers it's 100 people it's 100 people. All right. So Mook's up first? Yes. So Mook, his fellas. Well, first of all, Mook was the last person to submit fellas, which in this case means that he tried to submit a fella that was already submitted. So he had to go to a backup fella. Okay. He submitted the Munyon brothers, who are taking off hard as fuck right now. And he wanted to point that out by saying he did have them when they were at 20K on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:41:33 They're now at 80K. Okay. Under 100 is still okay. And he submitted proof. He had a screenshot. Okay. So he really was high on these guys. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Yes. These are fellas I've been aware of for a little bit. Okay. They were in my possible fellas for this week. Oh, I got sent these guys. Yeah. The Munyon fellas. So they are from the Yi ethnic group.
Starting point is 00:41:57 The what? Here they are. Oh. What are we watching? Oh. These guys can kind of sing. Yeah. Got the Taylor Swift guitar.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I think these guys might just be next up. Yeah. Which one's your favorite? I think I'm left. Oh, the guy on the right. I kind of like the Sean Hunter haircut from right. Look at him. He's the heartthrob for sure. So they're just musicians?
Starting point is 00:42:47 These guys are actually good. Were they in a real place? Tatooine? Can we translate what they're singing about? Also, what the lyrics? It looks fake to me. The cantina was in Tatooine. But you thought that was Endor. No, I thought it was Ewoks.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Correct. Yeah. Where were they at? Endor. No, I thought it was Ewoks. Correct. Yeah. Where were they at? Endor, yeah. I thought you were talking that was the band in the... No. That looked like a suburban USA backyard. Group from China, Vietnam, Laos, and Thailand.
Starting point is 00:43:18 How's the three dudes from four places? That's a pretty good fellow. Those are good fellas. Yeah, they are. I think they might be too talented. They're going to be celebrities soon. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I would like them in here, though. Okay. All right. Okay, and who are they going up against? So, this should be for 16th season. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not too afraid of them.
Starting point is 00:43:42 If I'm matched up against them, I feel okay. I think they're unfortunately too good to be fellas. Against one of Kyle's fellas. KB, do you have multiple fellas? Yes. So which one do you want? Knowing who you're facing is an advantage. You'll probably throw out your worst felon and still advance.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Whiskey. Yeah, burn the bad felon. Yeah. Save the... All right, I'm going to put him up against George. Okay. Okay, okay. I'm going to send George out there.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Yeah, George. Here comes George. You're in. This is the plot of Pokemon. George underscore tries underscore IPAs. It's okay. Oh, George tries IPAs is the main guy. Thank you, Nick.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Hardly any followers. He is 13.7k now. Oh, shit. He only has three YouTube subscribers. Okay. Three is a tough YouTube sub to get to. That was impossible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Oh, okay. I already love him. What's up, George? And what's George's thing, Kyle? George tries IPA. Oh, okay. The title, the name says it all. George does backflips.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Short, sweet, to the point. No extra pizzazz. That's good. Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. I think he wins. I think he advances. I need to see more George.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Maybe a couple more. No, no, no, because next advances. I need to see more George. Maybe a couple more. No, no, no, because next round. I need to see more George. Holy shit. I think that was the longest video. That was electric. Yeah, he usually hates him. Play it again.
Starting point is 00:45:35 I want to hear it again. Inefficiently. That was an electric fella. Oh, man. Oh, gosh. Powerhouse. Oh, gosh. What a reveal. Oh, man. Oh, gosh. Powerhouse. Oh, gosh. What a reveal.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Oh, my God. Oh, gosh. Wait, what does he say? Wait, does he like it or hate it? Hates it. Okay. Yeah. But it looks like he only drinks beer.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Oh, my God. His neck is puzzling. Give it a little Shoshone-y. Connor's build is out of this world. It's going to be Connor's first bite of wings. That's a great fella, KB. Yeah, and I foresee him in my life in turn working for me somehow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:22 You want him to work for you? I need him to make it in many two ways so he can survive yeah literally survive yeah you got him early yeah i feel like too he's the perfect fellow because it's like it's short and he's not trying anything he's not trying to do anything he's just literally doing what he's saying he's doing and it's still electric that's what i liked about it yeah perfect fellow all right george advances do we all are we all unanimous yeah yeah george george is the advancing yeah did you just stumble across him or he nick showed me oh nick yeah somebody sent him to me yeah that's so insane yeah yeah but 17 000 13 000 that's low yeah that's very low or high i don't know yeah way too high yeah that's true
Starting point is 00:47:11 where's he going oh just pissing in the sink okay let's uh figure out the next matchup yeah So wait, George moved on? Yeah, George is... Sorry, Mook. Waiting for the 8-9 matchup. Ooh. Thank you. Should we wait for Dan? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:45 To tell him who he is? Figure out who I'm up against. Man, going second is such an advantage. It is, yeah. Recency bias. I have two guys. I have two guys. Let's go guardrails.
Starting point is 00:48:03 So this one I tried to submit after nick did so i like this fellow i know him as well yes i've been on his face i like that well he's like 12 maybe yeah what read his handle again it's kind of similar to ge Rates IPA. Yeah, it's another review guy. Mason the guardrail kid. It's over. Where's the Vince Carter kid? At Mason the guardrail kid. You're probably asking yourself what this fella does. 4,175 followers on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Seven subscribers on YouTube. Mason. I didn't know he had a YouTube. Let's get those numbers up, guys. Everyone subscribe. Yeah, right there already. This is not the way to anchor a guardrail, Ohio. This is not the way to anchor a guardrail, Ohio.
Starting point is 00:49:07 You cannot do this. What? He's raiding the infrastructure of different states. He finds different guardrails. He'll sometimes do live in-person ones where he'll be like, see how they put together this guardrail. Yeah, and what was his qualms with that guardrail? That's not how you anchor a guardrail.
Starting point is 00:49:27 That's not how you anchor a guardrail. Thumbs up. It does look off. He might be wanting to do it. Did you guys see this on his face? No, nobody's seen him. Yeah. He's shown his finger once.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Is this Kyle? It might be. Is this you doing this? He's also popping off 200 followers since last night. Woo. Oh, shit. I need more. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:49:48 This is one of those ones, like, why are we depriving people? Can we play one more? I think some fellas, one isn't enough. Yeah. I know, yeah. Let's go one more. Let's go one more. And for those who don't know, you can see this is obviously damaged right here.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's obviously damaged. This is obviously reused rail. There's never been a post here. This is all damaged from the bolt passing through right there, which is good. Mason, the guardrail kid. Oh, that's tough. His parents need to buy him one. How deprived is he to be passionate about guardrail?
Starting point is 00:50:38 Okay. How can I drive knowing this? And he'll also report them, too. This isn't for sale. He'll like a damaged guardrail yeah like the state like get your shit together like uh you know i don't even know what it is like p dot or whatever yeah that's the media department of transportation yeah he's just real what's like the uh crown jewel of this guy's content like what is he what what are the best guardrails what what what is the episode he's keeping in the chamber for like the sweeps week what do you think nick what do i think is what his best i i feel like he's one of those
Starting point is 00:51:18 fellas that like he won't ever throw a hundred but he'll always throw like 92 he will it's like going to mcdonald's mcdonald's tastes the same everywhere you go right you know exactly what you're gonna get he's gonna rank guardrails yeah there's no like there's no no frills nothing special just ranking guardrails oh yeah okay i i need i need to see what he looks like. Yeah. Those eyes aren't even. Okay. Who's going up against him? So by the way that we do this, you could go up against your fella.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I guess I could. Oh. Yeah, you definitely could. Oh, no. TJ's probably got shooters. Oh. Oh. Wait.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Wait. Okay. Okay. I found this guy. Again, I wanted to find a guy organically, like, just for this. Because people sent me fellas. I have a couple fellas already. I disregarded because I wanted to find one. And I went down the path of, I follow a ton of truckers.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Because they have so much time to think on the road. There's some good truckers out there. But it led me to this guy. So, he's from me to this guy. He's from Oklahoma, I think. Crazy trucker underscore ain't loud. Oh, no. Holy shit. Yeah, this is a trucker with a hobby.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I'll tell you that much. It was the first one that made me laugh out loud when I was looking through it. I can't get George Raitt's IPAs out of my head. You've got to take a closer look at his body. So much more. His knuckles are huge. His knuckles are huge? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:50 What about his fingers? Regular fingers. I get that they're disproportionate to his fingers, is what I'm saying. They might be regular-sized knuckles, but... His little fingers? Yeah. Huh. All his muscles looked torn.
Starting point is 00:53:06 He might be 200 years old. Yeah. I don't think he's ever had solid food. A little bit of turtle energy. He's just sustaining on IPAs. But he hates IPAs. He hates, I know. But he has to be only eating alcohol.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah. Crazy trucker ain't loud. 7,000 followers on TikTok. No other socials Whoa Love it Oh yes Okay
Starting point is 00:53:31 Wait for it Is that his bass? Yes Oh no I'm sorry mason oh it's amazing this is a challenge oh yeah wait what is the challenge so and is that a truck there's a whole community on tiktok of people who have loud bases in in their cars. It's like a whole TikTok world. This sent me down another rabbit hole, and all his videos are him sitting in his car, driving down, I think, Oklahoma highways, and letting his hair flop to the bass.
Starting point is 00:54:14 I thought he was a truck. That wasn't a truck. I know. He bought a Mason. He's a trucker, I think. Yeah. I need more of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:21 What's his name again? Crazy Trucker underscore ain't loud. Yeah. Underscore what again? Crazy Trucker underscore ain't loud. Yeah. Underscore what loud? Eight. Eight loud. So it said it said Woodchuck Challenge.
Starting point is 00:54:31 That's the challenge. And is that Did he come up with this or this is this is him responding to someone else. Yeah. I want to see somebody else.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Is he inventing the challenge or is he taking the challenge? There's other people that have done similar okay not many though good figure it's definitely not a popular challenge like his tiktoks come with warnings for your health because he's like blowing out his ears every time participating in this activity could result in you or others getting hit. There's no way he can hear. Great job, Kate. That's a great fella.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It was a lot of turmoil last night. We're trying to find the fella? Yeah, I sent it to him at like, I was sitting in my car after I got back from the Eagles, whatever, at like 1230 in the morning. I'm like, I got to find the right trucker. Okay, so he advances. Mason the guardrail kid out. Which we could always go back and watch moreason the guardrail kid out which we could always go back and watch more mason the guardrail kid yeah i i i'm voting for cake you gotta go for the trucker yeah yeah okay
Starting point is 00:55:36 because there's still more mysteries that lie within his profile i'm sure mason we've seen his we've listened to his whole discography. Ooh, KB. Another one? Who are you going to throw out there? You're one for one. It's got to be Alpha Coach Dom, I guess. Names are the best.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Alpha Coach Dom. I'm having so much fun. It's the best. Okay. Oh, no. This is a guy that was on my radar as well. Alpha.dom1c on TikTok. Alpha.dom1c. 2,400 followers on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:56:23 89 followers on Instagram. Oh, wow. So an early find. Alpha.dom1c. 2,400 followers on TikTok. 89 followers on Instagram. Oh, wow. So an early find. Yeah. TJ's like... I'm a professional dating coach, and I teach guys how to understand the female mind. And when people meet me...
Starting point is 00:56:39 Is that Michael Green? Guys tend to fall into two categories. One, they think I'm lucky. Or two, they think, oh, there's no way this guy gets girls. Let's go to the lucky one first, okay? Even when I've met, like, coworkers and friends and I said, hey, this is what I do in my, like, off time. And they said, because I got it even in real life, too. We're like, no, I don't believe you.
Starting point is 00:56:59 There's no way. And then I would bring my girls into work after hours and we'd do things. And they'd be like, I don't know. Wait, wait, pause it for a sec. You are so lucky. Just the headline, we should read, over 100K in matches in a two-year period, over 1K women have done, quotation marks, adult activities with me. Damn.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Currently have six girls. I'm not wrong, and I'm sure as heck not lucky. Yeah. Jay with a real damn. I'm not lucky. This guy's a modern- day Will Chamberlain. I have spent 15 years of my life working on this skill, working on crafting the perfect, the best way to build attraction in females. I've tested other people's methods.
Starting point is 00:57:40 I've tested methods that I thought of. Some of them have worked. Some of them haven't. I have been rejected more times. There's nobody on the face this planet has been rejected more than me I believe it always just if I find a girl attractive I go see too many people way too often Think that it's luck. It's not Sometimes I spent 40 to 80 hours a week working on this skill because if I perfected it, people would pay me crazy amounts of money to learn. That brings us to the hater people. People that come after my physical looks don't understand what builds attraction in females.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I could be even uglier than this. I've seen people uglier than me score women in amounts that most guys will never see. Here's the thing. If you actually knew what worked and you had multiple girls and you saw somebody and you're just like, well, like you saw one of my videos and say, I'm going to say I was wrong. I'm not, but say I was wrong. You would just look at my video and be like, that guy's wrong. And then you just move on. The people that come in and attack me, don't put the connection together that, Hey, he's saying something that my brain doesn't like and I get zero girls. Maybe I should swap it up.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Because if you still think, if it's 2023 now, humans have been evolving for quite some time. If you still think that females' attraction switch is physical looks, you're so confused. He's selling a course for $1,000. Wait, is he going to tell us the thing're so confused he's selling a course for a yeah wait is he gonna tell us the thing yeah he's selling yeah one thousand dollars i think it's he keeps dan please and how many how many followers does he have like two thousand that's so good is anybody else hazardously horny right now alpha dom male dating oh look at his profile photo. That's a good ass picture of him. Yeah, please go to that. Okay. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Navigate the fog when it comes to women. Alpha Dom. Look at that photo of him. I like this guy. Oh, he's got a book? It's a free e-book that's coming soon. Oh, the book has a rhino. The LED rhino cover. I like him because with the website and the way rhino cover i like him because he you would like with the website
Starting point is 00:59:47 and the way he talks you'd think that he has like two million followers yeah i just want him to work i got a thing so he's just told me that male attractiveness is not physical and then the guy he put there is a very attractive man yeah it's true that could. That could be your face there. Okay, alright. What's this picture in the back? What is that? Is that a viking? It's like bloodborne. Best ways to show up to a village.
Starting point is 01:00:19 One of us has to do this as punishment. $25. Oh, that's not bad. It's an introductory phase that's not bad. Wow, okay. DJ? 27 lessons? Oh, it's an introductory phase, aka not complete. It has 27 lessons currently.
Starting point is 01:00:30 There's more being added weekly. Once it is completed, it will be raised to 100. Just now to get the one-time introductory rate, if you have issues with account creation, please message me. This could be protocol five. I kind of want him on the act just to give us a lesson
Starting point is 01:00:47 all right where's where's he okay i hate that guy what i hate that guy you said you hated him right yeah it's pretty awful yeah wait should we should we have mook take this class yes how do we not think about it yes oh he's got openings. All right, so we'll book him for next week. Oh, perfect. Alpha Dom. Only in the evenings.
Starting point is 01:01:15 You think you'd have dates at those times. Let's have him do a Monday. Talk about a Tuesday. Yeah. I love this for Mook. Yeah. He's going to get so much pussy. Yeah. Imagine if the guy just hung up on Mook when he saw his face. He's going to get so much pussy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Imagine if the guy just hung up on Mook when he saw his face. He's like, dude, the other guy. No, no. Come on, man. I know I said it. There are exceptions to the rule. Okay. That's a good fella. Again, it's crazy that he talks and has a website that makes it seem like he's way, way bigger than he is.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah. How many of these fellas do you think will reach out? I can see him reaching out. Yeah. I would like him to come in. Yeah. I'd like him to riz up some people.
Starting point is 01:02:06 We should have him go head to head with Nadeau Worlds colliding So his summary was He All his co-workers Doubt him And his Ability to get women
Starting point is 01:02:17 Based on his looks And so He just Goes and gets women Takes them back to his office And bangs them And tells them Over Over 1,000 adult activities.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Every girl he sees. Yeah. Could that be like they went and saw a rated R movie? Yeah, that's adult activity. They rented a car. They ran for president. Adult activities. Funny if he's just not fucking any of them.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Okay. Who's up next next this guy's beatable yeah i want him out of here if mook does the class it's all i would need yeah it is all right yeah mook definitely this is a good that's a good follow-up um so this guy the backstory uh this has popped up on my Instagram algorithm. Um, he had a hundred, I took a screenshot actually too, because I think he's gained like six followers since then. He had 100, he had 100, I think in 29 when I found him. And then, um, I sent it to TJ and TJ said he's like semi-famous on TikTok.
Starting point is 01:03:24 I don't know what TikTok numbers mean. What constitutes being big on TikTok? The user is TJS52134 on Instagram. 134 Instagram followers. Titus doesn't have TikTok. I don't have TikTok.
Starting point is 01:03:39 This is the flag. Not to throw on this, but Titus couldn't have seen this guy on TikTok because he doesn't have the app they have 229 000 followers on tiktok yeah so that's still like tj broke that big inflated numbers i also thought it was astonishingly impressive to have 200 000 followers on tiktok and you post the same videos on instagram they have 100 followers yeah yeah that is something yeah yeah um I think that's enough backstory. Yeah. TJ.
Starting point is 01:04:07 I'm sad. Yeah. I got very excited. And then TJ was like. No, he's not too big. Let's see him. Yeah. I think I've seen. I know exactly who this is.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's so much. How much is this worth? Come on. Just a different color. It's the same basket. Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:32 It's the same thing. I like, I think the cameraman is the fella. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Almost did the yellow anyway. Oh. Gosh. Come on, buddy. Almost said the yellow anyway.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Haitian. Oh. Gosh. Come on, buddy. Oh. Oh, God. I need one more. I need one more.
Starting point is 01:04:54 The whole account is just him and his dad playing basketball. I think it came to my algorithm because of basketball. TGS is a little stuck here. I think Kyle's right. I think the cameraman. Oh, he had a cut. This is kind of sweet. Yeah, I kind of like this.
Starting point is 01:05:15 It is wholesome. There's a video of them both shooting around. No, it's not wholesome. They're weirdos. Oh, it's not wholesome? All right. I think he's got it adjusted here. Well, can you make it a little lower, maybe?
Starting point is 01:05:31 Come on, man. I don't think you put it down enough. Does it always end like that? Does it always end like that? I don't know. I think it's just those two. Scroll down. Fast forward on Instagram videos.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Ah, damn. On the right, above that one. That one is just him and his dad. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah, that's cute. They're just out there shooting around. I like this. Yeah, I like this.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Oh, so his dad must have taught him. Yeah, his dad. They're like playing a game to see who can't score. Oh, get that shit out of here that wasn't bad form one this is agonizing why does he keep going up like he can dunk is there any MIT have they has he ever made it? Great question. I don't remember. I saw it. This was the one that popped in my feet.
Starting point is 01:06:31 This is the one that... Come on, bud. This is the one that I saw first. Want me to help you? Connor, your wings are here. That's the dad's move. I like that. I have a read.
Starting point is 01:06:49 I don't have a consensus on their moral character yet. Well, once I found out that they're big on TikTok, I thought, because when I was watching it, my immediate reaction was like, they're staging this. But then I was like, why would you stage this for 129 followers on Instagram? Right. But then TJ told me they're kind of big on TikTok. And then I was like, oh, well, that kind of, i don't know anymore so what do we think i was very excited before this is a very tough match yeah i think i'd rather see them again than the guy though the dating guy yeah that guy we got what we wanted out of him okay yeah yeah and we're gonna yeah no
Starting point is 01:07:19 mook yeah that's a good wash palette cleanser again the next round yeah i think that's wholesome i like them. Okay. A big part of being a fella is wholesomeness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Authenticity. Okay, so he advances. This could be like a, we could do this monthly.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Oh, easily. Jay. Very interested to see jay just picked himself he's like there's this guy who's obsessed with the bucks i mean devin white i mean heaven heart jade picks the rock you probably could have uh almost guessed who my thoughts i've been following this fellow since he actually started i think i found him on instagram and then he was on twitter for a little bit and his username was like brad 6868 so like just whatever twitter gave him and then i started following him and we were interacting a bit and then he's he uh i think he originally started on
Starting point is 01:08:19 tiktok he is a little bit bigger there i think he has I'm not sure how many followers on TikTok but he is not like 100 but maybe he's like 50 or 60. On Instagram I think he's around 20-ish. It's Brad underscore Johnson underscore 14. Yeah, he's awesome. Brad Johnson.
Starting point is 01:08:38 You can't escape. It's Brad Johnson? Yeah, but he No, no, no. but he automatic you can't no stop talk about big bad brad yeah watch the video and then well no we all watch the video we've all seen him have you all seen trick shots he you all seen him? Trick shots. He played in the NFL. Well, yeah, that. We saw him. We saw him. Only change.
Starting point is 01:09:07 We have one here. Just watch the video. Only change. We know what the video is. He brings a Super Bowl winning quarterback from the Bucs. He is a completely different. You are beyond parrot. No.
Starting point is 01:09:21 He is a fella by definition. The way he started with that, I was like, wait, Brad? And then I was like, no, he didn't do Brad Johns. Oh, my. Just play it. Just play the video. Play the fucking video. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:33 It is by the definition of this. No. No, he's a Super Bowl-winning quarterback. His trick shots are awesome. Big bad Brad. All right. Big bad Brad. All right. Doink. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Uh-oh. It's always fun when you can hit one. Yeah, no shit he's good at. Wow, it was so goofy how he did that. Crazy. Bar tram? That's him too. Che, you are one of a kind.
Starting point is 01:10:00 This is unbelievable. He really is. We should just advance Che. Like, no, like Che himself. He just holds up his hat at the end. What the? He's showing off his good NFL quality quarterback. He does a bunch of trick shots.
Starting point is 01:10:12 He does the basketballs too. Yeah, he played college basketball. Oh, my God. He's just a retired dude. What a miscomprehension. This guy is. I've been following him for like two years. Of course you have.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Not football related. I hope. I mean. I hope he wins too. I want him to win. There might be a lot of people that don't know about this fella. Someone might have picked Barry Sanders to go up against him. The highlight reel of Barry Sanders.
Starting point is 01:10:43 It's similar to Titus's. The fella is the guy behind the camera. Che is the fella. He is the fella. It's like we got this guy who never understands any assignment. It's the best. Maybe you kind of called it. It wasn't Kevin Hart, but...
Starting point is 01:10:59 It's way funnier than Kevin Hart. And his trick shots were just him being good at football. He is really good at trick shots, but he's also – I know, but he's a sick quarterback. He's a good throwing a football. Insane athlete. Yeah. You want to show another one of his trick shots?
Starting point is 01:11:12 They are great. But the trick shot is the same. The one you showed is the exact same thing as what he got paid millions of dollars for. It's not like he was throwing it behind his back or throwing it. It's not to say, well, he does basketball too. He does a lot of cool shit that you don't do. But fellas aren't doing cool shit. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Well, they could be. What's the coolest thing he does? They're also not the quarterback for a Super Bowl winning team. I'll entertain this. What is the best video that he's made? I want to see that one. What is the coolest shit? Yeah, let's go.
Starting point is 01:11:40 All right. The play video for. Oh, this is going to be if you got to the championship. Yeah. All right, maybe go video three. Video three, sorry. He's doing more football. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:54 The football player. This one he throws through a tire. And then come give us a review. Drop it like it's hot. We're going to make it rain and give it a doink, baby. Here we go. Okay. The exact same. He's throwing a football. Dude, perfect. make it rain and get a doink, baby. Here we go. Okay. The exact same.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Dude perfect. He's just in a different angle. Doink. You picked Jude perfect. That's it. Sick. So that was literally the exact same thing. There was a basketball one.
Starting point is 01:12:23 I forget which one, but he does basketball shit. You're the best, Che. He'll throw footballs in basketball hoops. Did you guys realize when he was explaining it, when he was like, it's Brad 88? That's what his username was. Once he said Brad, I was starting to get wise to it, yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:12:40 My favorite part about dealing with Che with work stuff is, like, if he sends me something and I can identify that it's going to be a thing, I just won't say anything. Yeah, right. Good move there. The draft was the same way. I was like, yeah, well. Yeah, we'll figure it out. You had to sit on that for a day, right?
Starting point is 01:12:53 What? Yeah. It's authentically Che. I was like, yeah, this is exactly what. Okay, Brad Johnson is officially in the fellow's bracket. He's in the bracket. Can we see him? There he goes.
Starting point is 01:13:07 Oh, I feel nervous. That makes me nervous. He's got to use whatever he's got. Yeah. Okay. Thumbs up. Pretty good. Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 01:13:20 But this is one that's not hot. It doesn't have any sauce on it or anything. Why? I did some no-hots and some... There's some hot ones in there. I don't know if I can handle that. Okay. That's why I got you the non-hot ones as well.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Yeah. Thank you, Big. Do you like them? Will you try them again? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wings, confirmed good.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Yeah. Yeah. You're not finished, man. Finish up. If you take two things away from this episode, it's wings confirm good. Jefferson Davis, things happen. Yeah. The big takeaway is what we learned today.
Starting point is 01:13:56 Wait, can we put the top hat on the dog? That would just be really funny. Dogs don't wear hats. That doesn't make any goddamn sense. Wait a second. Someone did tweet me. It was like, you guys are just doing dinner for the schmucks and it is like che needs to be at that dinner yeah yeah like he would be sitting like across from george who rates ipas being like so what do you think oh gosh yeah i realized when i was doing this i think i consume social media different
Starting point is 01:14:21 than most people yeah yeah yeah no duh i don't follow anyone that's just like, I don't know them. I can't wait for when we do this again in a month and Shay brings us Randy Moss. Yeah, something. Okay, who's Shay going up against? Pretty easy top. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Alright. I feel good about this. A big cat has doug martin all right so my fella is named what is his name leonid yedlin it's over and he's got i think 2 000 followers on instagram i don't think he has a tiktok the three people that tj noticed follow him are me, Mook, and Shane Gillis and everything I understand from him he's just a big fat Russian dude who lives around Coney Island and he basically does like Frank's montages, he learned how to do montages so he just posts
Starting point is 01:15:20 personal montages. Is he in the videos himself? Oh yeah, sometimes multiple times with no, like no difference of the picture. So here's. Leonid Yeldon, 2,800 followers on Instagram. Wow. And he follows like a thousand people. So he's probably got a lot from that. Mook tried to submit him, but he's already clean.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Yeah. Oh, I love this. The camera work. Dog. work dog I'm in his date I think beautiful picture sometimes he will just post a close-up photo of a babe yeah fuck yeah that's the whole thing he is moving on. You can actually find, if you scroll down, TJ, you can find that one where he just took like the grainiest picture of a woman's ass that wasn't even that nice. He's the man. A lot of food.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Where is it? There it is. Finger. Oh, he's so far away. He's so far away. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. A lot of these.
Starting point is 01:16:31 So he's got some more. He just learned how to do the montages, so it's gotten, it's really popped off recently. Yeah, it is a bright future. Wow. I don't know if he speaks English. He doesn't speak in any of his videos. He has music in him, so that's why we couldn't play the music. What was the song that was in that one?
Starting point is 01:16:48 You just play the beginning? Watch me. Oh, yeah. Just play the beginning because it sets the... I got it. That was what was playing for his pictures of just him looking fat at the pool. He's so perfect. And a random dog. I got it.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Watch me. He had like three pictures with his finger in front of the lens. Look at this. Watch me. I like how it's watch me and the camera doesn't. All right, so I think he beats Brad Johnson. I'm voting Brad Johnson. I thought Brad Johnson.
Starting point is 01:17:20 The first video Brad Johnson. This is another one. Yeah, look at him. I don't even know what he's doing. The first video of Brad Johnson. This is another one. Yeah, look at him. I don't even know what he's doing. The first video of Brad Johnson, I was on the fence. When I saw the second one, I felt like. I want to see what else he's got. I want to see more of his content.
Starting point is 01:17:35 I'm voting for Brad Johnson. I got to stay true to my guy. This guy also, I would say, has given his weight, has a very good chance of getting hired at Barstool. If we get this on Dave's radar, he might be instant. All right, so who's advancing? Come on. Leonid?
Starting point is 01:17:55 I say Leonid. Yes, absolutely. Why does he look like he's in pain? I know, it's making me nervous. You don't have to do this, man. I feel like wings shouldn't be that much of a strain on the front teeth. Like an apple, I can see. Yeah, but you don't bite into the bones.
Starting point is 01:18:20 I guess you don't know how to eat wings. So we do have to explain that part. Don't eat the bone, Connor. You motherfuckers did this to me? He's just gnawing on a bone. Oh, I don't have another one. Oh, I do have another one. Big Cat versus...
Starting point is 01:18:43 Oh, no, no. No, this is a new one. Yeah, I have another one. Oh, I do have another one. Big Cat versus. Oh, no, no. No, this is a new one. Yeah, I have another one, which TJ was wondering because he does have like 27,000 followers. That's fine. But he also looks like someone here. So I thought. He has no Super Bowl wins. He has no Super Bowl wins.
Starting point is 01:18:57 That's the one. Yeah, that's fair. All right, we can pull him up, too. This guy is, he's electric. Can we play it? Because they're covers. Yeah. He's a cover artist. he's a cover artist he's a cover artist oh yeah singer yeah he's a singer what's his name um it's his instagram is just adam a j-u-s-t-t-a-T-E-M. Justin Barona. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:26 He might be too famous because I think he's verified on Instagram. You can just buy that now. Oh, you can? Oh, okay. 23,000.9 followers on Instagram, 9,000 followers on TikTok. Let me find the video. Oh, that's way within range. Let me see.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Oh, I've seen him. Yeah. Oh, he's great. He kind of looks like a bleach blonde KB a little bit. Just Tadum. He kind of looks like KB, your character, when you did Rediscovering New England with Donnie. A little bit. Yes.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Oh, I like that. Yeah, I'll take it. The chin strap goatee. I mean, he's a great artist. He's so good. He doesn't get a lot of interaction. I don't know. Are you saying he's...
Starting point is 01:20:03 Okay, we'll see. He sings. Wait, is that music in the background? So so good. He doesn't get a lot of interaction. I don't know what are you saying? He's okay. We'll see he sings And every video is cut this way like he hasn't tried a new way to do a music video. Yeah, I think to fully get him, you need one more. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's auto-dubbing it too. So he's like actually going into a recording booth.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. And then making the music videos after. So yeah, that's, again, he might be too big. I don't think he's too big at all. He's a wild watch. Who we got next? I liked him. I think it also was KB, the fact that he was doing a lot of the hand motions you were doing in that rediscovering video that made me be like, I use my hands.
Starting point is 01:21:27 It's important. Yeah, so the horny, I was pretty much nuked my algorithm. I might as well not have an algorithm at all. So, yeah, two guys. My guys were huge. Let's go with Wackerson. What was that? Yeah, this kid.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I love his. So I ran into him like a week or two ago. I love his fit checks. You said Wackerson. Wackerson? Wackerson. Wackerson. Yeah, it's a kid that does these fit checks.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Okay. Wackerson is a horny hours pick. Wackerson underscore 22. 737,000 followers on Instagram. 771,000 followers on TikTok. Heavy hitter. The drip today is absolutely immaculate. I cannot even contain my swag this morning.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Hold on, let me hit my jig real quick. Ooh, that too fire. What y'all know about Adele? You ain't know nothing. Oh, yes. This is a winner. Yeah, he's a fella. This is a winner.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Fuck yes. Yeah. I need more of him. I'm laughing so hard. It's hilarious. You ran into this dude? Yeah, like a week ago. Where? On the street?
Starting point is 01:22:44 No, on the internet. What? Oh, you ran into him dude? Yeah, like a week ago. Where? Chicago? No, on the internet. Oh, what? Oh, you ran into him on the internet? I thought you met him on the street. No, between my ten postal girls, I get one random one like that, and he was my one random one. Yeah, all right. From last week. That's a tough battle.
Starting point is 01:23:01 It's between the two. It's between the auto-tune guy and the... Yeah, this is a tough matchup. Yeah, it's a tough matchup. between the two you know the auto-tune guy and the yeah there's a tough matchup yeah that's a tough matchup I think Zaw wins this one my only issue is he it has a lot of followers yeah it's the big follower off yours has how many 23.9 he is seven hundred shit. Yeah. That is a lot. Big Cat, you're guys being completely genuine, right? I think so. What's up, guys? Look at the drip today.
Starting point is 01:23:31 The drip nuts. Gee whiz. Gee willikers, Batman. Is that that drip? It kind of sounds like Nate. This is what it would look like if I walk up on your girl right now. Doesn't he? Yo. You trying to do Doesn't he? Yo.
Starting point is 01:23:46 You trying to do something or what? Yo. I think I hate him. Yeah, the second one made me hate him a little bit. Yeah, it made me hate him a little bit. I think he's more self-aware than the other guy. That's what it is for me, the self-awareness. I like that Big Cat's guy.
Starting point is 01:24:04 I'm putting Big Cat's guy through. know well I find from my guy Jimmy Buffett RIP post oh yeah we need to see that I like that guys are but he might be too big I mean my algorithm shot next yeah it's all in just submit a chick next time. Yeah. Submit a hot chick. Bring us all in, Horny Owl. You could do that and we would all be like, yeah, we like this fella. I thought about that. We'd be done.
Starting point is 01:24:31 We see that Zah already liked that grainy butt photo from weeks ago. He was already on it. Okay. Who we got next? This is going to get tough when we get down tj oh he's smiling i'm just concerned about my fellas oh then auto auto someone goes right but i don't want to sacrifice one of these boys. Okay. So my fella is Johnny Stamos.
Starting point is 01:25:12 I am. J-O-N-N-Y-S-T-A-Y-M-O-S. He has 664 followers on TikTok And no other social media. And he's a beast. We got to get some of these guys in the office. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Yep. I already like this oh whoa did he almost fall over it's a dry yard holy shit holy fuck oh damn oh that's so good.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Knees almost getting buckled. Oh, that haircut. This is a fella. That is a fella. Do we want to see more? Yes, yes. I'd like one more. One more.
Starting point is 01:26:22 Is this all he does? It's a majority of footage. Show'd like one more. One more. Is this all he does? It's a majority of 40 times. Show me another. Yeah. That's your other guy, isn't it? Oops. Oh, look at all those balls. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Oh. Where's he going to hit this one? Oh. Oh, inside pitch. Didn't like the pitch. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Oh. That's what he was waiting for. Shoot, I think he all. That was a quad fake out. I don't think it was a fake out. I also think that every time he swings, he almost dies. Like, dude, play that again, TJ. The first one, he like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:08 Internal shock. Yeah, his knees. And then this one, he falls off screen. I think he might have fallen on his ass. Oh, shit. He got me again. Knees get out. Get out.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Yes. Stame of. Booyah. Wait on your pitch, King Okay, that's a fucking great fella Holy shit TJ I'm gonna just go home and just look for new fellas Oh, this is addicting Addicting, yeah
Starting point is 01:27:44 Did you just stumble upon that guy Or did somebody send him? I'm going to just go home and just look for new fellas. Oh, this is addicting. Addicting. Stamos. Did you just stumble upon that guy or did somebody send him? He had one video that got like 80,000 views, I think. Yeah. I was lucky enough to be in that. To be in the. That's a good cat. Organic fella.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Yeah. That's a fella. That is. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, no, TJ. Oh, no. Oh.
Starting point is 01:28:11 All right, so this is good, because I knew my fellow wasn't going to advance anyway. All right, so I don't even know if he qualifies for a fellow. Like, his main account is very small, but there are a lot of best-of accounts that feature this guy. Although, that's a fellow. He's got a fellow army. Yeah, his main account is very small, but there are a lot of best of accounts that feature this guy. Although, that's a fella. He's got a fella army. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:28 I want Eric Mays. So, he's a city councilman in Flint, Michigan. Okay. And he shows up to city council meetings, and he does not give a fuck about anything. And there's just video after video. I can watch him for hours, and he just cusses. And just give me a little bit of eric mays give me the first video of eric he's an elected official he's an elected official the
Starting point is 01:28:49 account is the best of eric mays 300 000 followers on tiktok yeah but it's not him it's not him he's got an account eric mays he's got an account that's much smaller it's not that much smaller anymore oh is it not i think he might be he might be. He might be getting there, yeah. In fact, I'd like to just play one or two of his videos. I've never seen him. He's not going to beat Johnny Stamos anyway. No, Johnny Stamos is a legend. Damn, damn, damn.
Starting point is 01:29:15 It's a bunch of bulls. This is real? Yeah, it is. And I want the whole city to know it. And I'm going to point fingers. Monica Galloway, Argen, Frustin. And she's the whole city to know it. And I'm going to point fingers. Monica Galloway, Arden, Fruston. And she's the main one. He's doing points of orders.
Starting point is 01:29:31 He's doing points of information. Mr. President, I want to hear from you. Point of order. Point of order. We're forgetting. Oh, my God. So that guy just might be a legend. Yeah, I want more of him.
Starting point is 01:29:44 I want more of him. Can I just have the second one? I want to see more of him. He's about to bow out anyway. Legend is different than fella. Yeah my god. So that guy just might be a legend. Yeah, I want more of him. I want more of him. Can I just have the second one? I want to see more of him. He's about to bow out anyway. Legend is different than fella. Yeah. Yes. What's your point of order? He's got a great voice too. No, he didn't. He answered the question, Mr. Mitch.
Starting point is 01:29:59 Don't get hostile. I'll just do that. We don't get air. You guys. You talk about me like a dog. I'm a dog. I need another. No, I need another. He's a legend. That's a council. The fact is, if you can just sit your tail down in the seat,
Starting point is 01:30:27 then you're no one in the meeting. I ain't got no tail, girl. Oh, yeah. Legend. We got to get him on. A tough matchup here. I would like him for an NFL live stream. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:30:47 Fuck it, TJ. I sent you four videos. He's a legendary status. I sent you three. Nevermind. There you go. This is a great first round matchup. Unfortunately.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Yeah. I think Johnny Stamos. I think Johnny Stamos wins. That was great though, Brandon. That guy's a legend. I just, in fact, when I found him, I just stopped my search and watched him the rest of the time. That's when you know you find somebody special. I can't believe there was a real council, like, meeting.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Flint, Michigan. And he was, like, doing a mocking woman's voice to the woman. That's one of, like, hundreds he does. He always goes after her. Oh, he gets on Monica's ass. And Quincy, don't get him started on Quincy. Great pick, Brandon. But yeah, Johnny Stamos.
Starting point is 01:31:33 Yeah. That's a legend for sure. We need to have him on. Okay, Nick. I got to go with Edward Preble. He's a college boy who wishes he was in the 1920s and he wants to be a reporter. Oh, I have one like this. I'll bring him to the next film.
Starting point is 01:31:57 There's another. There's a bigger retro guy. Sam, right? Retro Sam. Retro Sam is great. He's way too big. Edward Preble is significantly smaller. I didn't know. I've been on Retro Sam for Retro Sam is great. He's way too big. Preble is significantly smaller. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:32:07 I've been on Retro Sam for like two years. Edward Preble's a little cocky. Yeah. Yeah. Retro Sam finding love was maybe the most heartwarming thing in the world. He found a girl who actually likes to dress in 1945. Just like him. I sent a video of him.
Starting point is 01:32:23 He always does the TikTok responses to stuff. And people ask if he gets looked at differently. And this is him showing the looks that he gets. Okay. You know what, Campus? No. Oh, yes. Do I get strange looks when I'm out?
Starting point is 01:32:40 Oh, yes. Sometimes. Sometimes when I'm walking, someone will stare at me like this okay sometimes people stare like at the end of the day unless someone comes up to me and says something i don't really know what they're thinking no one knows but i like to imagine it's a good thing. That may be naive. I love it. At the end of the day, your perception on the world and your surroundings ups your confidence and your ego.
Starting point is 01:33:20 I want to see one of his fits. Yeah, go to a fit or. So he has 29,000 followers now. 18-year-old Latin. Okay. She goes to school in New York. I want to hear him sing. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:33:36 Yeah. My heart is sad and lonely. Okay. He's got some nice fits. Yeah. Look at that velvet. No, I don't think so. Yeah. So yeah,
Starting point is 01:33:58 he is like a... Oh, that's a good look. The checkered. Oh, so he's in New York. Wow. Wow, I want to find him so bad. Yeah. Wait, he's wearing real clothes there.
Starting point is 01:34:14 Whoa. Whoa, wait. Whoa. Sorry about that. Play it. Play it. So I'm in Central Park right now. I'm here with my friend Jonah.
Starting point is 01:34:22 This idiot. He talks like a wimp. Oh, it's dude. I like this guy, too. He lives in New York? Yeah. I'm here with my friend Jonah. This idiot. He talks like a wise guy. Oh, it's dude. I like this guy too. He lives in New York? Yeah. You going to say anything else? I'm going to college soon.
Starting point is 01:34:34 See, he doesn't have too many brain cells. Okay, you know what, Edward? He talks like a wise guy. What the? We're still in Central Park. We're still lost. That was a was a picture no it's not a we're lost loss is a strong you don't know where you are i know exactly where i am actually are they actually really great there's some chemistry i think i've got sexual
Starting point is 01:34:56 attention yeah that's what i'm thinking mushroom look at this hey hey guys okay i like that guy. Yeah. He's not great. He might be a dick. The only problem is, can you show Retro Sam? Because Retro Sam might... He's the king of the kings. Yeah, he might... That's the problem, is Retro Sam kind of wipes the floor with him.
Starting point is 01:35:15 Right. I didn't know anyone else followed Retro Sam. Is Retro Sam... He's the one with his dorm room. His half of the dorm room is all retro. No, he lives in, like, Sweden. Oh, there's another guy. His pants are unfathomably high. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:27 And he just, and he, it really was like the sweetest, most wholesome thing ever because it's like a kid who just only dresses in the 1940s and then he found a girlfriend who also only dresses in the 1940s. Uh. It might just be retro Sam.
Starting point is 01:35:44 Let me see. Oh, that's not him. Is it not Sam? Retro Samuel. Retro underscore Samuel. Okay. It's on Instagram. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:36:03 KB? I saw another retro guy who did a dorm room tour and his like roommate side is totally normal and his side is like oh look at this guy yeah there well hi this is Sam in case you didn't know and today I got some exciting news for you I'm launching a new series on patreon called fashion tips with Sam how to make your vintage wait in this series i will be sharing my own thoughts that's the basic item for your wardrobe spell it out for us click another one where he's showing off his fits the one on the far right on the oh look at this yeah this is yeah this is how he
Starting point is 01:36:38 dresses every day it's awesome little ties i've seen this picture somewhere. Oh. Yeah, he's got some awesome fits. Oh, right here in this scene? What's he doing? Oh, he's so awesome. Yeah. Yeah, there's girlfriend. Oh, she's so cute. It's awesome.
Starting point is 01:37:07 Yeah, these are my favorite. Little cufflinks. Wait, did he get married? He's wearing a ring. Oh, shit. You got to go fast with that one. Why is that, Kyle? In this situation, yeah, you just got to make it happen.
Starting point is 01:37:28 Oh, he's so awesome. Only 170K followers. He has a yak shirt again. Retro Samuel, the man. Versus who? I don't want Preble to move on. I've had enough. I forgot what the guy's name is, but it's a goth dude.
Starting point is 01:38:10 This was submitted to me by somebody on Twitter. What's our first goth dude all the way through? Oh, yeah, that's surprising kind of. I think I know who it is. Do you have Cobra? You have King Cobra? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:23 Yeah. Did you give this guy a look? No,'ve i've followed king cobra for a while um the account is like an aggregator account that posts clips of his youtube videos yeah the account's gothic piss they've under gothic piss yeah 165k on tiktok the originally account is king cobra jfsFS on YouTube. 71,000 subs. Yeah, he counts, and he's winning. People always send him glitter bombs, and he gets so mad. Cobra, what's your ideal woman? Well, first of all, of age.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Whoa. Live, cisgendered, consenting, non-related, and at least a 4 or above on the good looks scale. If she's a 6 on her best day, kind of thing. Preferably someone who is 21 and up.
Starting point is 01:39:21 That's as low as I go as 21. You could realistically date an 18 year old because it's legal but it's not as fun because you can't take him out for a drink that was a lot of age talk almost exclusively age talk
Starting point is 01:39:37 this guy is incredible oh my god he's great at editing dude yeah let's play another Oh my god, he's great at editing. Dude, yeah. Let's play another. He's been on YouTube for so long. Anyway, I have a girlfriend on Facebook and she's hot.
Starting point is 01:39:57 Then he forgets her name, right? Wait. I'm going to my Facebook here. It's like Jeff DeLos in trivia. Alyssa, ha ha. Love you, baby. Now, if you're going to get a girlfriend girlfriend here's some things you want on okay the golden rule especially getting a girlfriend it goes on which you're like shit no I betrayed nicely okay seriously this guy. Wait till he gets his drink, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:40:50 He just doesn't care. Son of a bitch. Okay, so he's up against He's gonna beat Freeble. Yeah, he beats Freeble to me. Yeah. His first video is like exactly what a pedophile would say. If he would. Right.
Starting point is 01:41:12 He's a little too much about age. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He did say. Seems pretty wholesome. Nothing below 21. Okay. We got one more? One more matchup? One more matchup it's tj all right tj i think he's gonna uh My guy is IcyVeinsBowler On TikTok
Starting point is 01:41:53 He has 159 followers Oh wow No other socials listed Holy shit He only has four videos. Great work, TJ. You're really.
Starting point is 01:42:11 He's a true next. This is I've been I've been secretly working towards something like this for a while. Just. OK. Oh, yeah. oh yeah practicing oh my god that's it awesome does he ever actually bowl practice strike I would love doing he never has bowled in his life. Doing this to an audience of no one.
Starting point is 01:43:09 Yeah. We might get a TJ versus... Oh! English. I did not know people practiced bowling outside of Seattle. But, like, it doesn't go all the way to the bag. So you couldn't tell if you were doing well or not. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:22 How would you know? Right in front of me. Throwing a three-piece. But he has the board, but it just still falls on the ground. Yeah, that's a gutter ball. What the fuck? What's he trying to show us there? I need to see him bowl.
Starting point is 01:43:39 That's all he's got. His long-term goal is to be able to bowl. Does he have a wedding ring? Icy Veins bowling is good. Just your upstairs neighbor. Oh, that's a joke. I get it. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:43:52 Okay. All right. That's a good one. So mine is kind of similar. He only ever practices. You never see him do anything. It's throw star tactical. And he just practices and practices and practices his discipline.
Starting point is 01:44:12 I don't know how big he is. I didn't even pay attention. 2,000 followers on Instagram, 234,000 on TikTok, 60K on YouTube. Okay, so small-ish, big-ish. Throw star tactical. And I can't even describe what he does because he does a lot. Is it a shuriken? Uh, yeah, you know. All right.
Starting point is 01:44:30 Oh, he's a ninja. He's knife throwing. Knife throwing. Oh, shit. Fucking archery. He can do all of it. Wait, he's sick. All of it.
Starting point is 01:44:41 Oh, shit. Oh, more knives? Nope. He just throws knives on every video. Yeah, but what else would he do besides practice? Throw knives at people. I guess that's a crime. Yeah, and that's every single video is him doing exactly.
Starting point is 01:44:59 Oh, this is if he ever gets attacked. Wow. Is this his backyard? I guess. Yep. He's doing it. He is. I don't know how he came up with the contraption.
Starting point is 01:45:10 But there it is. And he put a lot of effort into it. So these guys are very similar guys. Throwing like a boomerang? Throwing knives. That is sick. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:21 Just spongy cords and a. Yeah. I don't know how he pulls it. Holy shit. Yeah. He missed there. He misses a lot. This is a tough one because I like this guy. I love Icy Vane Bowler, but Icy Vane Bowler, we watched his whole catalog.
Starting point is 01:45:35 It doesn't matter. I'm going Icy Vane. I'm still going Icy Vane. His name goes a long way. We're just going to keep watching his four videos. That's a great one, though, Brandon. Thank you. Can I see a couple more of his? Two tough beats.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Your phone gears were good. Well, no, you didn't lose the Eric Mays. Yeah. No, that's Legends. I just moved him to Legends. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not a fella.
Starting point is 01:45:58 He's a legend. When you say, can I see some more of this guy, every single video that he's ever put out, and it's hundreds or maybe thousands, are exactly what you just saw. Great, I want to see more. We have Johnny Stamos hitting the same pitch. Over and over. He had a green bat in one of them.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Yeah, he did. I want to see more of Johnny Stamos. George and Johnny Stamos. Oh, okay. He's good. What's the foot ladder for? Footwork. Footwork.
Starting point is 01:46:37 You're being... This is in case he's ever attacked at night. I don't think the hatchet ever comes out of the axe or whatever that is. Those also look like kitchen knives. He's just walking around with kitchen knives. Praxton. He's ever attacked by five dudes standing still. In a pyramid.
Starting point is 01:46:58 While he's in his kitchen. And there's a spotlight. It's at night, but there's still a spotlight. Oh, got him. I can't even tell if he's really hitting. He hit that one. Lefty. Yeah, there he is.
Starting point is 01:47:15 That's him. I like this guy, Brandon. Three guys now. Did he push the last guy? Is he watching? What is that? That's a hell of a course. Oh!
Starting point is 01:47:30 Are y'all sure this guy didn't win? The effort he came up with to build the courses is amazing. Does he ever talk? I've never heard him talk. He's mysterious. That's awesome. It's pretty good. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:47:41 Wait, this is a throwback? Imagine this guy's annual meeting with his financial planner. This guy's awesome. He just spends $50K a year on survival gear. How many followers does he have? It was 260 on TikTok, like 60 on Instagram. He's too talented to be a fella. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:03 I think he's too independent to be a fella. Yeah. He's, he's... I think he's too independent to be a fella. Yeah. You never see anybody else or anything else in his videos. Okay, so what do we have? Did we see the bracket? I feel like we don't, we can... We can decide. I mean, Stamos is going a long way.
Starting point is 01:48:19 I think we all agree with that. Stamos might just go auto to the finish, and then we just watch Stamos for the rest of the day. Yeah. I feel like the trucker, Kate's trucker. Yeah. I want to see more of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:30 He's got potential. I would like to see the singer's Jimmy Buffett tribute. Oh, and more IPAs. Yeah. A lot more IPAs. Wow, we have heavy hitters. A lot more IPAs. Okay.
Starting point is 01:48:44 Okay. okay okay is it the one login bullshit I feel like there were some very obvious winners so I feel like that's a almost a final four or I guess icy veins Kyle you okay? it's tough on my back
Starting point is 01:49:08 that's a bad couch yeah see you man so where we at? I've got a conversation starter I prepared. If your ear size would increase by 40%, but your dick size would increase by 40%, would you do it? No.
Starting point is 01:49:37 No, I can't have any more ear. Wait, say it again? If your ear size would increase by 40%, but your dick size would also increase by 40%, would you do it? If not, what's the right ratio? I don't think. I'm fine with both where they are. I'd take 10% and 10%. 10% and 10%?
Starting point is 01:49:53 Yeah, I'd take 10%. I don't know. You also have kind of tiny ears, don't you? Yeah, you have tiny ears. Do I? Yeah. Oh, little cute tiny ears. Yeah, you have tiny ears.
Starting point is 01:50:03 They're cute as fuck. Yeah, I think that's why you did this conversation. You could use another 20% on your ears. Oh, little cute. Yeah, you have tiny ears? Yeah, I think that's why you did this conversation. You could use another 20% on your ears. Oh, shit. Yeah. You could add 20% more ear and not have big ears. Brandon can't. He needs.
Starting point is 01:50:15 Right. I can't take any more ear. Yeah, Brandon would do the other. Take 10% off his dick, 10% off his ear. It's kind of hidden with like the long hair because it kind of goes over your ears a little bit. Well, yeah, I have big ears, gigantic ears. Can't take any more ear. Well, Scott.
Starting point is 01:50:29 Can't really take any more dick. You got good ears, Titus. I got good ears. Isn't that something about the attached? I got the detail. I got bad detail. I'm attached. I'm real attached.
Starting point is 01:50:41 I'm attached too, I think, right? Am I? I got some big hangers. Is that lobes? George Stry's IPAs won that. Yep. Yeah. And then Crazy Trucker.
Starting point is 01:50:52 Yep. That's going to be a tough matchup. And then we have CJS. Yep. And then we... Where did we decide? Oh, yeah. I guess Brad Johnson.
Starting point is 01:51:07 I forgot he was in this. No, we're not mean we did yet um i can't believe that was what i don't know just adam was the more self-aware at least self-aware so we're going to stay most uh uh cobra cobra cobra and Cobra and then Icy Danes alright great this is going to be tough this is probably the toughest matchup right here because we don't even know what Crazy Trucker Ain't Loud has
Starting point is 01:51:37 what was Ain't Loud? I thought it was the number 8 yeah that's what I heard alright so can we do some more George? Let's dig into George and his IPAs. I want to see some more reviews. Let's see if we can do the next one for him. Where you going, Brandon?
Starting point is 01:52:01 I want to do Snickers ice cream bar. Yeah, I'll take one. I've had so many. Okay. He's wearing a shirt this time, though. Oh, shit. Dude, he moves like a Chuck E. Cheese animal. Does he ever like one of them?
Starting point is 01:52:25 No, no. I need more. I need more. I need more. Oh, shit. George, what a legend. Oh, my God. You're not going to sit to these, right?
Starting point is 01:52:35 No, no. Golly. golly I am like that I'm done there's no way I don't know how you there's no beating that George is going to be tough to beat the whole thing we could just go Johnny Stamos George Johnny Stamos George is where we're trending.
Starting point is 01:53:07 It's a collision course right now. We got to give Trucker a fair shot. Yeah, I think. Hmm. can you play the music i don't know oh yeah Oh, yeah. Look at him staring him down. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. I like this guy a lot.
Starting point is 01:53:57 Yeah. Me too. And he never smiles and he never talks. He never does either of those things. That is so loud. That guy's going to get sick. Oh, that's good. What a matchup.
Starting point is 01:54:17 What a matchup. Give us one more of each. I need to see more George reviews. I think George has my heart i do too oh that's terrible oh no oh fuck okay i have tj i'm sending it to you now. The last one that I think could really help me here. Copy link.
Starting point is 01:54:49 Sorry. Hold on. Fuck, man. That's so good. Okay. Just sent. But still, that one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:55:13 This is a little glimpse into what exactly is blowing his ears out. I think George has the safest floor. Oh, he's huge. Yeah, he's an enormous man. Wait for it. Yeah. Insane. There's nothing really funny about it. It's just what, this is just what he does. This is his whole, uh...
Starting point is 01:56:02 Wow. To each their own. To each their own. Okay. Yeah. I think George. I'm going George. It's got to be.
Starting point is 01:56:14 It's got to be George. 16 seed. I want him to like one so bad. I think George would make me laugh every single time I think that the crazy trucker ain't loud
Starting point is 01:56:30 I think that would make me laugh the hardest but I don't know as consistent I don't know I think George I think it's George I agree
Starting point is 01:56:41 I think it's George. I agree. I think it's George. Next up, we have the 12-seed TJS52134, Titus' pick, versus the four-seed Lennon, Lennon, Yeldon. Big cat Speck. Lennon doesn't. Okay, so. Yeah, I mean, we saw these. We can just vote, I think. We saw all his.
Starting point is 01:57:18 Lennon, we saw most of Lennon. There might be one more cut up that he did. The grainy ass photo is what pushes him over the edge. Yeah, and also he's got, if you scroll, he also just takes pictures. Some of his pictures are like, he'll post a picture, and then he'll post another picture that's, wait, scroll. That's very similar.
Starting point is 01:57:40 Yeah, go down. Oh, crap. Wait, this guy's a oh master splinter okay yeah that I don't understand what that is he's just chilling at Coney's he's a fella yeah oh yeah look at that just back-to-back bacon egg and cheeses it's kind of reminds me of Frank the Tank's. Yeah, the montage. This one, yeah. I was watching this one last night.
Starting point is 01:58:10 I don't know what he was doing here. Just him showing his view at the beach? Yeah. That's a tiny sunshine river. Oh, my God. Curl of it at the end. There it is again. He still hasn't eaten it. He's like, wait, let me get a better angle. Yeah. Oh, my God. Curl of it at the end. There it is again. He still hasn't eaten it.
Starting point is 01:58:26 He's like, wait, let me get a better angle. Yeah. Oh, damn. I love the, like, you can't see him in this picture. He's so far away. I also have a desire to know who his partner is behind the camera. Yeah. And then this is the zoom in.
Starting point is 01:58:41 Multiple angles. Oh, yeah. Who's taking the photos? Might be a timer. Oh wait, that's just bread? No, that thing is a bagel and cream cheese. Yep. I can't see it.
Starting point is 01:58:54 I love this guy. Okay, so he advances. Oh! That's Spielberg-esque. Holy shit. I never saw that coming. Oh, yeah. And then right to the sun so that we can't see.
Starting point is 01:59:14 He's just living the highlight. Yeah. I love that. I love that. He's got a bunch of, he's got a whole cavalcade of fellas, I bet. Oh, man. Okay. Oh. man. Okay. Oh.
Starting point is 01:59:28 That's a close-up. And some halal. Yeah. It's got to be. I think my guy was, upon further review, they're faking. They might be. Yeah. Because it crossed my mind when I started watching.
Starting point is 01:59:40 Like I said, I was like, this doesn't seem real. But then there's 129 followers. So I'm like, who are they faking it for? Then I thought, even if you're faking it, that's almost funnier that you're going to send for 129 followers. So yeah, they sell it. But then when TJ told me they had their... They do have a lot. I've seen them
Starting point is 01:59:58 handle TikTok. Then I was like, wait a second. And watching it here, I was like, alright. But that's also like the beauty of trying to find one of these guys is like, you say to yourself like are they faking it and then you have that that question yourself like well but what's the end goal right that's that's what i was like but even if they are faking it that's fucking hilarious that you're funny yeah you're scripting all of this out for 129 people okay so we got our top half of the bracket. I'm going to say it right now. I'm fine with George beating Leenid.
Starting point is 02:00:28 Yeah, George will beat him. Leenid is a great fellow. We should just monitor all these guys for future content. He is a fellow's fellow, yeah. Yeah, like when he posts again, we'll definitely play it on that. Yeah. Can you put notifications on? Regular check-ins, yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:51 Next up in the bracket is Spickett's other pick, Just Atem. I do want to see more of him or hear. I want to hear the Jimmy Buffett. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's he up against, TJ? Stamos, right? Jimmy Stamos. It's over.
Starting point is 02:01:22 It's not going to matter. What are all those words? What did he write there? Gallup, New Mexico, Route 66. Interesting in my journey. It was more spiritual than anything. Oh, I love this guy. I love this guy. He thinks he's good.
Starting point is 02:01:42 Yeah. Oh, at 17, he was locked away. Didn't he see it on Prison Time? Juvie? Before that, I was even serious. Jimmy's got to love this. He's smiling now. So disrespectful to Jimmy.
Starting point is 02:02:01 As always, Jimmy is rolling in his fresh grave. Jimmy Buffett been real quiet since the drop. Oh, man. Can I see one more, please? Yeah. God damn. Oh, fuck. oh fuck one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you it's good yeah i need you to collab with him, KB.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Dye your hair and just be in one of his videos. It really is the you. I do that a lot, yeah. Okay. Who's he going up against? Oh, he beat the... He's going up against... Oh, Stamos. I just want to watch Stamos the rest of the day.
Starting point is 02:03:02 I think we just go Stamos versus George IPA. Let's just make it official. Let's make that the final. Yeah. Wait, whoa. Oh, this is reverse angle. This changes everything. Is he going to get it?
Starting point is 02:03:21 I think I just saw a ball shoot up there. Yeah, he's hitting it at you. I think he just saw a ball shoot up there. Yeah, he's hitting it at you. I think he hit it. I wanted to include one of his non-wiffle ball clips as well. Steven, did you not understand what he was doing? Well, yeah, but I didn't see the ball. The first time I didn't see it. What happened?
Starting point is 02:03:38 He was like, oh, I saw the ball. The guy swung the bat and then Chase saw the ball. Big Bad Brad could never. He also does non-wiffleball videos. Oh, okay. Wow. He's a renaissance man. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 02:04:07 Zero likes, zero comments, zero bookmarks, one share. I'm the only person that's seen this video. playing nothing right i gotta see more wiffle ball sucks ass he got hurt again yeah keeps getting every time his body just can't handle the power of his swing the reverb to his body. Yeah. Also. It's almost like Zion Williamson. He's too strong. There is a genesis to his content.
Starting point is 02:04:52 He's a right-handed hitter. And at some point in his videos, he starts hitting left. Really? Wow. Wait, can we see the right? Yeah. Holy shit. There's a whole story.
Starting point is 02:05:01 Oh, wait. Guitar, guitar, guitar. Oh, shit. That's bass. It's a bass story oh oh wait guitar guitar guitar oh shit that's bass this is a man who got divorced within the last three years i have a whole narrative in my head. Oh, no, it's that. Okay. Did he ever actually play the bass there? Really? Nothing.
Starting point is 02:05:34 Oh, my God. He's just living his best life. He's just going outside hitting dingers and playing some music. 84 views on that one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and see the power his body like he's more comfortable Fuck, bro. You're wild. Is that you, TJ? It's not me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Starting point is 02:06:40 he's so divorced yes yep I can't stop picturing his ex-wife watching these. That's not him. Nice. Home run. Oh, no. He's still married.
Starting point is 02:06:53 Oh, Peter. What? Oh! A wooga. He did. You're a crank? No, this guy's just cool as hell. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:04 I was wrong. I'm sorry. I didn't know he lived in Quahog. We're quick! No, this guy's just cool as hell! Hey, yeah! Cosplay! I was wrong, sorry! I didn't know he lived in Quahog. Roof shot. Roof shot. Was that the first time he spoke oh i bet if you guys invited him to roofball he'd lose his mind i mean my god wow good for this guy, Johnny Stamos. Wow. Winning at life.
Starting point is 02:07:49 Winning at life. Yes. All right, so now we got to see George IPA. This guy gets me every time. He does. You know it's coming, too. You know it's coming. You can just do Icy Vein Bowler and then Johnny Stamos beats him.
Starting point is 02:08:10 Oh, my God. I don't know which direction I'm going to go. Should we let the chats aside? Yeah. I think. Yeah, I mean, I think it is. I'm happy with whichever one wins. So we're going to have a winner.
Starting point is 02:08:28 We do this monthly. Yeah, we do monthly, fella. And then we'll have a tournament of champions. Yes, a tournament of champion fellas. So, yeah, put up a poll, and then let's watch some more George IPA. What are you counting, Jay? Johnny Samos was more alluring to me. I think I'm a George guy.
Starting point is 02:08:47 When I thought he was divorced. But now that I know he has a giant big titty wife. Cosplaying wife is on my bingo card of just things I need. Yeah. There's also just a bunch of follow-ups we need. Like, if Icy Vein Bowler ever actually bowls, we have to watch it. Yeah. When he had Lynn, next time he gets a bagel and cream cheese in the sun.
Starting point is 02:09:10 Yep. Yeah, I'm going to follow these guys closely. Absolutely. We got to get our singer a record deal. Fellow of the month. Fellow of the month. Yeah. We should have a little fellow of the month while at month yeah we should have a little fellow the month wall at
Starting point is 02:09:27 the new office yes yeah yeah we could put up yeah we could put up the wall yeah in the act studio the new act studio i would love that yeah and we'll we'll let the yeah the listeners decide the actual winner each month oh wait and whoever picks the fella the month that wins gets the parking spot fella of the month. Unless it's Stephen Chay. He will never get a fella. I can't wait.
Starting point is 02:09:55 Holy shit. If you take his resume away, it's a pretty good solution. I can't wait for next month to see who you top Brad Johnson with. I don't want you to try to find someone like we found someone. I want you to give us your Stephen K. That was an organic pick. I know.
Starting point is 02:10:11 I saw a video of him throwing a football and hitting a goal post, and then I said, no, no, no, no. Show us, like, the best you have. What's the best video of you out there? And you're like, oh, I got one. TJ, play number four. And he was throwing a football and hitting a goal post. It's the exact same shit he did it he did it from like uh he was a professional quarterback in the nfl
Starting point is 02:10:31 did you see how your pick was like very different from everyone else he had a resume before if you take the resume away it's the same am i wrong no you're not wrong that if like he had a hundred followers and no one knew him it would be at least a little interesting right but steven that you tampa bay bucks super fan that you're only about the bucks you brought in tampa bay's super bowl winning quarterback that from the team that made you a fan of the Tampa Bay Bucs, correct? It was an organic. I was a fan. No, it wasn't. It was organic.
Starting point is 02:11:06 It was organic that was planted 30 years ago. So? So. You need to go down there, Stephen, and get in a video with him. Then we can put him back in Fellows of the Month. Okay. You would be in the Fellows of the Month.
Starting point is 02:11:21 I can go meet with him. We have dialogue. Oh, you do? Yeah. What's the dialogue like? Sweet shot, dude. I can go meet with him we have dialogue oh you do? yeah what's the dialogue like? sweet shot dude so you knew your fella
Starting point is 02:11:31 you actually know your fella I've commented on his stuff and he's replied give him your flowers no is there more George? yeah I'd like to see him give them your flowers no is there more george there's got it yeah i'd like to see more i just it's a very feel good hmm oh man very great success. Yeah. Yeah. I'm addicted to fellas.
Starting point is 02:12:06 That was... Everybody had, like, a wide range and wide background of fellas, too. That was a good... Hmm. Goths? Weaponry? Oh, I just got paid again by Elon. It is every two weeks, huh? How'd you do?
Starting point is 02:12:24 900. What? Yeah. 900. What? I know. Really? It's kind of crazy. I haven't done anything different. I'm just going to sign up. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 02:12:39 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Wait, is there a chance he actually really likes? No, I could watch 500 of those. There's only nine? Oh, we need more. We're in so early.
Starting point is 02:12:59 What's the first one? I think when the voting gets to 1,000, that's the winner. We're at 430 right now. It's trending. Everyone vote. What are the first one? I think when the voting gets to 1,000, that's the winner. We're at 430 right now. It's trending. Everyone vote. What are the polls? George Strat's IPA, 54%. Whoa, it's close.
Starting point is 02:13:11 That's 46%. Good match. Yeah. Polls in the chat. Polls in the chat. Everyone vote. When was the most recent one posted? Oh.
Starting point is 02:13:20 Oh, no. I'm sorry to be that person. Okay. All right. Are we still? Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be that person. Okay Has he ever liked one KB I Don't know it really is like I Feel like I'm like a five-year-old right now like do the joke again. Yeah Play it again play it again a five-year-old right now, like, do the joke again. Yeah. Joke again. I just keep laughing over and over. Play it again.
Starting point is 02:13:48 Play it again. Oh, God. Give it again, TJ. Find more. Yeah. More. It's a pretty close race in the polls. Snake dog.
Starting point is 02:14:00 Oh, snake dog. It looks like piss. It doesn't taste like it, though. It don't? Nope, not at all. Yeah? Oh, you gotta be shitting me. Oh, fuck me to tears.
Starting point is 02:14:22 You gotta be shitting me. It looks like piss. It doesn't taste like it, though. You don't? Nope, not at all. Yeah? Oh, you gotta be shitting me. Snake dog.
Starting point is 02:14:44 I love him. He's such a fella. One more. Yeah. We've watched everything. I've watched all of them. That was all of them? We can redo one. We can redo one, yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:53 There's no way we've seen them all. No. He's got to put out more. You're not going to be sensitive to these, right? No, no. Golly. golly what did he ask what question did he ask no no
Starting point is 02:15:16 where is it tagged Indiana no no I mean both great fellas. Yep. If you had to vote. I don't know. I think I'm a George guy. I'm a George.
Starting point is 02:15:33 I vote George. I think I'm a Johnny Stamos guy. I vote George. The fact that Johnny Stamos has, like, he kind of has the best life ever. I do want to know. I'm, like, very curious to know more. I know all about this guy. Johnny Stamos has more potential for the best life ever. I do want to know. I'm very curious to know more. I know all about this guy. Johnny Stamos has more potential for the future.
Starting point is 02:15:49 Yeah. In the sense of, I think we're just scratching the surface of his ability. He's got a nice piece of property. Hell of a place. Johnny Stamos made sense to me when I thought he was alone. And now I don't know what to think. He's got a happy family. We found out he wasn't alone because they were doing family guy role play.
Starting point is 02:16:07 Yes. TJ, can you show the very first video you showed of Johnny Stamos? Yeah. It looks like a physical therapy. And then he picks up the phone. Oh, man. His head is... That's so good.
Starting point is 02:16:36 Yeah, I think George wins for me right this second, but... I don't know. I want to see more of Johnny Stamos. I would love it. If there are sequels, I want to see the Johnny Stamos sequel more than I want to see more of Johnny Stamos. Yeah, I would love it. If there are sequels, I want to see the Johnny Stamos sequel more than I want to see the Johnny Stamos. I want to hang out with Johnny Stamos.
Starting point is 02:16:51 Actually, they'd be a perfect pairing where you just have Johnny Stamos on the act and George off the act just trying IPAs. Music ones are kind of zeros, though. Yeah, but that makes it funnier. Him playing the piano for a long time horribly is funny. Yeah, like adult musicians who suck at their instruments are very funny. He's terrible.
Starting point is 02:17:25 Is he even playing it right. My new narrative is that he got a huge settlement in the last few years. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And now he's just having a pretty good time. Can we contact both these people and see if they'll come on on Monday? Better do it fast. All right, what's the poll?
Starting point is 02:17:48 All right, both of you or Jess? Who's winning? This is tough. George. Yeah. Oh, wow. He's pulling away. George.
Starting point is 02:17:57 All right, we can call it. So George Tries IPAs is the winner for Fellow of the Month. First fellow of the month. Rightfully so. Congrats, George. Congrats to George. A great competition. A great competition.
Starting point is 02:18:13 Hopefully we get more content out of both these guys. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, man. Are we playing roof ball or no? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Got it. Did anyone send us houses? Oh man Are we playing Roofball or no? Oh yeah Yeah Got it Did anyone
Starting point is 02:18:27 Send us houses? Like one guy Had a good house Not many people Shipped into houses Shit Damn it I'll do some
Starting point is 02:18:37 Neighborhood scouting Over the weekend You're gonna go to A random person's house Door to door Oh I live in like a block With people with
Starting point is 02:18:44 Right but the whole What are you gonna say to them roll guys I feel like I'm that most don't stop it yeah let me worry about that okay all right all right should we spin the wheel TJ and then we're gonna we're gonna do some more cards next week yeah very cards were a highlight too yeah they were cards were awesome I kind of I don't know if I want to bring them all in or don't use them all the way. I think card day would work. Yeah. Did you take the Jefferson Davis?
Starting point is 02:19:13 No, I did not. Yeah, he put it in his wallet. Where'd it go? He took it. Sitting right here next to Mitch McConnell. Roethlisberger was a great bullet. Unexpected. Sitting right here next to Mitch McConnell Great yak everyone subscribe All right. Great Yak, everyone. Please subscribe. Subscribe and upvote the stream. It helps us a lot.
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