The Yak - Cry If You Need To, Steven Cheah | The Yak 1-24-22
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I love that little house drawing.
Thank you.
It makes me think like white picket fence.
You got your house.
White neighborhood.
Maybe you got a nice little dog that you let roam in the yard
and then one day he gets eaten by a coyote
One day your wife
Leaves the door
The
The
The fence door open
And the dog runs out into traffic
And gets smashed by a fucking car
And dies
Oh no
No
No
Oh no
No no no
No no no no no no no. I'm not celebrating a fucking thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's trying not to come.
And you go see the carcass just laying there.
And your wife's like, I can't believe I left the door open.
And then she takes out a shotgun and shoots herself in the face.
Hers.
Shit.
Oh, no!
No!
No!
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no're playing you played it no fewer than 15 play it again tj it's the second it's the third no that gets me every time shit oh no no
why does it look like there's a layer of pleasure going on?
Yeah, there is.
Because he can't stop smiling.
There is no pleasure there.
Did you just see how Steven mouthed along with the nose like he was reading his lines in a play?
I have a question.
Sure.
When you were handing out prep sheets, did you print off anything else on the printer?
Maybe.
There was an extra one.
Do you have a Hyundai?
No. Fuck. Sorry. Why do you have a Hyundai no fuck sorry
why do I have
registration for your Hyundai
put that down
put that down
I did have a Hyundai
it was destroyed in the flood
thank you for bringing that up
oh
oh your car was
destroyed in a
a flood
shit
oh no
no
no
oh no
no no no I'm not celebrating a fucking thing there is pleasure in that
Yeah
Cause you even like
Smirk a little
But you have like a little smile
It's when you're busting too early
And as you're busting
Still busting
Yeah you're still busting
It's just
Yeah it's shame and pleasure
Yeah I mean
I mean the positive side of it Like yeah i guess that's why we do
electric chairs is for stuff like that but like the clips were great and everything i would trade
it all i would be completely anonymous for a win like wait you would trade all your sadness it was
on camera for a win oh he shit. Would you trade this job?
What are you saying?
That's what you said.
You said you'd trade it all for a win.
Everything that came out of yesterday,
which was a lot of good for sure.
You would trade all your sadness for a win.
No shit.
Two moments.
He's like, here.
Steve and Jay's like, here, I got this case of sadness.
Can I have one win, please, sir?
Like, there's a death in the family.
Just be like, I'd trade this death if I could just have him alive.
There's two moments, though.
One was, so right after the game, Stephen had, like, it was essentially like someone getting a horrific injury,
but the adrenaline coursing through their body carried them for a few minutes where he was like, not that sad.
And then after the adrenaline wore off, he just became a dead person.
He just laid in the chair for like two hours.
Then finally got up and he left for like 10 minutes.
He came back.
He's just like, I just needed to see my kids and wife to get some perspective.
I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.
Make it easy.
Wouldn't you agree that the comeback is what made the loss much more painful?
Honestly, I mean, I've been fortunate.
I've seen my team win two Super Bowls.
I've never had a –
Gross.
Gross.
Gross.
So I've seen my team win two Super Bowls, which is awesome.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
There's a mic right there.
Use the other one.
Yeah, what about the other one?
Yeah, there we go.
Let's go, Zah.
Let's go, Zah.
Let's go, Zah.
See, I think Steve's been lucky because he's seen his team win two Super Bowls.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's a good point. The fourth quarter was
the most
continued excitement in Jubilee
because there were so many things that went wrong
for the Rams to get us back in the game.
It hurt a million
times more.
Essentially, it was overtime. Nobody's
picking the Rams. Did he use the word Jubilee?
He cowered out of using the word Jubilee.
You were close to saying it. You bailed on Jubilee. he use the word Jubilee? He cowered out of using the word Jubilee. Yeah, you were close to saying it.
You bailed on Jubilee.
You bailed on Jubilee.
Yeah, you should have went with it.
I don't know.
Go Jubilee.
Like two syllables in.
We knew what you were saying.
You said Jubil.
Hey, why'd you guys
take your hats off?
I don't remember.
Put it back on.
Yeah.
It was getting hot.
These are really, really good hats
and it was getting really hot.
We got a new sponsor.
Zoom in.
Everyone show up.
Why don't you put it on?
We have a new sponsor.
If you can go around the room.
Just go around the room real quick, TJ.
Who else got them on?
It fits on some heads better than others.
Yep.
Look at that.
I go to Roan, our new sponsor.
The Phillies.
Philadelphia Phillies.
Go, Phils.
Let's go.
Let's end this lockout, boys.
We're going to wear these bird dog hats until the lockout's over. Let's end this lockout, boys. We're going to wear these bird dog hats till
the lockout's over. That's a
fact. We'll chain ourselves to these
bird dog hats. This used to be a
baseball show, and people forget that. That's true.
We used to be very heavily
into baseball. I wish you
guys had seen Steven die in real life.
It was so gratifying
just to watch.
And just that there was a little bit of a lag so you could know a great play happened
and tune in for the entire joy right before what was about to happen to Steven and then his check.
Yeah, I watched the Cooper Cup play live.
So I saw it happen.
And there were 12,000 people watching.
But I joined in, and it was something to watch.
It was so gratifying.
Were you watching on YouTube?
No, I was just on Twitter.
Oh, okay.
I think we were on YouTube, too.
There was probably even more than 12,000 people watching.
It was a high, like, it was like Molly.
Yeah.
It was like Molly KB.
It was just great watching them.
Watching people die on camera is just...
I was, like, loosely following along on Twitter,
and then as soon as I saw that they won,
I just went straight to Che's Twitter.
It was essentially no different than
watching that guy on the motorcycle crash
and die.
I think Che died more gruesomely.
I watched a lot of alternate angles.
There's alternate angles?
Oh yeah. A lot of them.
Wait are you talking about the LA crash?
Yeah the guy who died.
Didn't we post that?
We almost played it on this show.
How about Donnie getting fucking obliterated?
Oh, yeah.
On Twitter?
I love that one guy who replied when I was like,
this is disgusting.
And some guy replied, he's like,
50% chance Big Cat doesn't even realize this is Donnie.
I was like, what?
You were in the video.
Wait, how did he get obliterated, though?
I didn't see the response.
Someone viral on TikTok with his
swimming across
Twitter.
Yeah, they just posted it
talking about how disgusting it is.
Which I thought was
going to happen initially, and I was holding out
hope. Because remember when the girl jumped in by the Statue of Liberty?
Yeah, yeah.
She got wrecked.
I think she had to, like, leave school.
She had to leave this realm.
Just for jumping in the water.
I was like, yeah, Donnie's going to get smoked.
And he never was.
This was a huge delay.
It took a while, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
Well-deserved.
That's so funny how she, like, didn't say God.
You couldn't even hear it. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. Oh. Oh, my God. Well-deserved. That's so funny how she didn't say God. You couldn't even hear it.
Like, oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh.
They were flaming him in the comments.
But if you go to the Barstool Instagram, there were some really funny comments on there.
Like, KB.
Oh, you got it?
You got it on it?
I think you said this MF are about to have three arms.
Yeah.
You just stole every reply.
I know.
Every reply. People thought you were hilarious. They thought it was funny. Yeah. You just stole every reply. I know, every reply.
People thought you were hilarious.
They thought it was funny.
They pinned you.
I love seeing KB on social media.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
I love whenever you use social media.
It's the fucking best, bro.
You should do it more.
It's fun.
What were you...
Is there a wrestler in Euphoria now?
Yeah, they made the gay pedophile rapist a wrestler.
On brand.
Yeah, that's good.
We need Frank to do Euphoria reviews.
It would be so funny.
Even like live watches.
I think he would combust.
I know.
That would be so good if he just blogged it.
If he just busted.
What am I watching? I don't even know what takes you. Yeah, it would be so good if you just blogged it. If you just busted it. What am I watching?
I don't even know what takes you.
Yeah, it would be wild.
We'd have to censor them, but they'd be wild.
There's so much penis on that show, even anew.
Every episode is ripe with more penis.
It's always a fresh dick.
It's always a fresh dick?
It's not the same penis?
No.
I haven't watched it.
It's fresh at the same time.
There's conflicting theories.
Some people say they're prosthetic,
and some say,
oh, they're the real deal.
Why do they look real?
Prosthetic?
They're on the body.
Did you see the...
They're on a nubile body.
You don't understand penises, Roan.
I like the...
A lot of them did look realistically small.
How did you get in that...
Did you watch Euphoria,
and then you went to Google,
and you're like,
do they use real cocks
in this show?
These can't be real cocks.
How'd you land there?
That's exactly what I did.
There was one that was
particularly big
and I was like,
no way it's a real cock.
Well, there was the one
you chose a guy
taking a shit
and you see his full
cock and balls somehow
as he's sitting on the toilet. I think you would, though. I think if you looked straight when you taking a shit and he has full cock and balls somehow. Yeah, I was going to say. As he's sitting on the toilet.
I think he would, though.
I think if you looked straight at.
Wouldn't you take a shit?
So you're.
No, he was sitting like no one has ever sat.
It was like you could see.
It was such a weird position.
You can't see my cock or balls when I shit.
Will you dip your whole balls into the bowl?
You think someone's got balls?
Where do you put your balls when you shit?
They just fall in there.
How are the balls not going to the bowl?
Your balls are out of the bowl.
Oh, look it.
The vindication.
That's from 2019, though.
What a pussy.
Did you guys see the TikTok of those girls who were like our waiter like six months ago said he was going to be in the news?
Oh, it was that guy.
And it was that dude?
His role was just sitting on a toilet with his dick out.
With his dick out.
Amazing.
Ron, go take a picture of yourself shitting
and try and get your cock and balls in there.
I have pictures of myself shitting.
I'll just send them to you right now.
With your cock and balls?
Yes, dude.
So what do you do?
You lift your dick and balls?
Do you rest them on the seat?
Are you using a squatty potty?
I'm saying you got to engage your core forward like this,
and it'll lift up your penis and balls.
You only poop hard.
Yeah.
Ew.
Yeah.
Otherwise, your penis gets in the bowl.
You're dipping your whole balls into the bowl.
I have a high efficiency toilet.
My water level is low.
Yeah, my balls aren't like seven feet long.
I have to fucking curl mine down like I'm deep sea fishing.
Ooh, the water's cold today.
Imagine taking a shit. I don't like I'm deep sea fishing. Ooh, the water's cold today. Imagine taking a shit.
I don't like staying in Sheraton's.
Imagine taking a shit
and your balls are just
fully submerged
every single time.
That's what Stu used to say
in his Snapchat videos.
Oh, Stu in his mirror bathroom.
Yeah.
It's like a fun house
in his bathroom.
Oh, my God.
Just take pictures
of him taking shits.
But the wrestlers
were just showering
amongst each other
You think those dudes
Were using prosthetics
Like they were so naked
Is that how it was
They were like
Surrounding them
No those looked real
Yeah
Yeah
Size and shape wise
Yeah
They throw some tiny ones
In there
Were there
There were tiny ones
Yeah
You think that they
Cast them
Naked
Like you think that
When they're like
Trying out
They're like
Alright strip
100% 100% Yeah they have to You're like, alright, strip. 100%.
Yeah, they have to. You're like the guy in the toilet scene.
They tell them that that scene's
gonna be naked. But they don't, but I'm saying,
do they, when they film, is that the first time?
I'm conscious of how it's like naked. There's no way.
Because you have, there has to be some sort of contingency.
Imagine if they all had giant
cocks. That would take, that would break immersion.
That would be so embarrassing. But statistically,
what are the chances of that?
I'm just saying.
I feel like it's a low percentage chance, and they'd just swap them out if they were all too big.
I'm a standby dick on Euphoria.
If there's too many big dicks on set.
Call me in.
Get Nick in.
That's the least believable part is that they're all showers.
Yeah.
They're all just fucking huge dicks.
That is true. Those hats are hot. Yeah. Well made. They're all showers. Yeah. Yeah. They're all just fucking huge dicks. That is true.
Those hats are hot.
Yeah.
Well made.
They're very thick.
I like them.
I like them a lot.
Enough to not wear it.
Enough to buy it?
Go to birddogs.com.
Head to promo code yak.
Dude. I'm throwing a free bird dogs whistle football.
Do we have one?
Which I very fond.
Oh, we need that.
We have boxes of them. We have, yeah. There's so many of them. Really? I've never seen people playing have one? Oh, we need that. We had boxes of them.
There's so many of them.
Really?
I've never seen people playing with them.
Oh, those orange ones.
Yeah.
Can we get one in here?
Do you think that was another whistle football promo, Brandon?
Yeah.
BirdDogs.com.
I think there have been multiple whistle football.
No.
Promo code YAK.
Go right now.
Bird Dogs.
Bro, do you guys remember when Stephen Che died yesterday?
Oh, play the clip again.
That shit was so awesome.
Play the clip again.
Stephen stopped.
He wouldn't even answer any of my texts yesterday.
No!
No!
He's smiling.
He's like Fastuli.
Did Dave make a compilation video?
Can we play that?
We got to play that.
The Simpsons one was fantastic.
The Simpsons one was great.
I want to see the compilation.
Let me see this reaction again.
Jake Marsh is amazing.
He has no reaction whatsoever.
There's a man dying in front of him.
What do we got there?
What's that?
Some sort of bomb?
It's like a de-stressing bomb.
You put it on your wrist and you rub it like a bomb.
KB's trying to...
Why do I have...
Stigmata.
Oh, it's weird.
I got these cut marks on my wrist.
What is that from?
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
And now.
Watch this.
And he had the other one with the music that he posted.
Yeah, I want to see the compilation.
That he worked hard on editing.
Good audio.
Dave's really stepped up his editing game.
Yeah, he's crazy.
I still can't tell what emotion that is.
Was that the fumble?
We got the ball.
That was the Cam Akers fumble.
He's wearing his Bucs shoes too.
Oh, no.
Still smiling.
Showing all teeth.
Is there a quiver there?
Yeah, what is that
false start
false start
false start
yeah
it's so
awesome
oh yeah
Frank was just
playing music
he was playing
like it was a
very Frank
moment
yeah
Stephen Chay
got his heart
ripped out
and he like he was playing like the Rams fight song from like 1972.
I was like, Frank, let it breathe for a second.
We don't know what that song is.
A big band version.
Yeah, it was crazy, but very Frank.
Hey, congratulations to you.
Oh, my game of the year, yes.
Game of the year, 3-0.
3-0.
That's crazy.
That was a battle.
Stressful.
That's him going to talk to his
wait go back
that's when he went
to FaceTime his kids
look at him
he doesn't even know
the camera's on him
that's so funny
even just like
how loose he is
I know
just flopping around
oh my god
we also had
Brendan try that
all time
can we play the Jerry clip?
That was... I mean, there was a lot that happened
this weekend because the Jerry clip
was one of the greatest sound effects
that wasn't a sound effect
of all time when he threw his phone
and it smashed the window. Oh, I didn't see this,
but I very well heard about it. Yes.
It was... His throat.
It's the best. You very well heard about this?
It was during the Packers
49ers game. Pick it. Pick it. Pick's the best. You very well heard about this? It was during the Packers 49ers game.
Pick, pick, pick, pick.
Smart, smart, smart guy.
You don't want to catch that.
What was that?
That was a minty noise.
That was glass.
What did he throw, a vase?
Through his phone.
It sounded so fake.
It went shatter.
A light, like a light fixture.
I didn't think we had anything there that would make that noise.
It was crazy.
Right behind the curtain.
Play it again.
Someone said it sounded like when Tom and Jerry fight in the kitchen.
Yeah, it does.
Well, Mincy does like a Wilhelm scream.
No, that's me.
That's your voice?
Yeah, because the Packers were losing.
Mincy, no.
Yeah, that was a Mincy.
Holy shit.
That was loud.
The way he threw it.
You're on, Jimmy.
Oh, God.
It does sound like it just went.
It's not far from the Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Vets boys have some glass in their skin.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Well, that was Duke's.
Yeah.
Because Duke just started just like trying to clean up with his hands.
Yeah.
He rolled in it.
I had to be like, Duke's, don't do that.
Stop, drop, and roll.
He was like, I saw him basically like touching it with his hands.
Then he was like, ow.
Yeah.
That's glass.
Yeah. All's glass. Yeah.
All time weekend.
Who do we want?
If,
uh,
who do we want in the Superbowl for our sake?
Uh,
I guess Bill's mafia would have been incredible.
It would have been,
we would have,
the bar would have been packed the whole time.
I think the Bengals and Niners,
not the two Rams is going to do us nothing
like Rams will just do nothing.
Yeah.
I mean, it's in L.A.
Yeah, but there's not enough that
I don't think like Rams fit
like they don't exist.
And also Super Bowl week is like
it's fun because as you get
along in the week,
all the fans come to the city.
Rams fans, if they live in L.A., they aren't going to go do Super Bowl.
No, they're not going to engage because it's a normal week for them.
Right.
So, like Niners fans, at least we get some Niners fans coming out.
But, yeah, it's probably Bengals.
I mean, Chiefs fans will come.
Jets, Giants would have been awesome.
Jets, Giants would have been awesome.
Damn, they finally.
Sick. Yeah, they finally. Sick.
Yeah, got close.
The best California football fans are Latinos.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
Yeah, that's right.
Rams, 49ers, Raiders.
They're all the best.
Chargers.
Chargers.
Those fans are the best types of those fans.
Yes.
By far.
Agreed.
But the Bengals just haven't had anything.
They haven't had any reason
to celebrate.
So I feel like that's a city
that could use like...
It would be exciting
for Cincinnati.
It would invigorate Cincinnati.
Dude, I can't stop thinking
about when Steven
fucking died yesterday.
That shit was awesome.
He did die.
That shit was incredible.
He still is like...
Did you have pad thai
last night, Che?
How was that?
He was in such a bad...
Pad thai looked good.
Pad thai looked good.
He was in such a bad shape that he was like...
He was just looking for a reassuring word in general.
He was like...
He took the whole pad thai and he was going to eat it
because the guy's been eating bird food for the last two weeks
because he thought it would help his team win.
And he has the whole pad thai in his hand he's like is this good pad thai i was like what what do you want me to say like i don't i don't you're eating it eat it you just needed
someone to pat him on the back like it's gonna be okay buddy yeah no it's very good um i mean
i've been eating well it's just it's a diet you have to cook for a lot so yeah it's it's not ideal
but do you think you could have done more to get Aaron Donald suspended?
I thought about that, but then I thought about making him more mad.
I don't know.
He played pretty angry after that.
He did.
But, I mean, he's always pretty good.
Maybe Bruce Arians shouldn't have.
Oh, look at that.
It is his orgasm.
Oh. Oh. his orgasm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That's the oh, no, don't stop.
Oh, no, don't stop.
That's a sight only four people have seen before.
Well, now 20,000 have.
Oh, no.
That boy's body count just went through the roof.
Yeah, my God.
Steven's fucking Wilt Chamberlain now.
I woke up today, though, so.
Good for you.
That is true.
You did.
Better for the draft.
Better for draft positioning.
Yeah.
Picking 27th.
Yes, sir.
Time to start scouting.
Jameson Williams.
How long did you stare at your Bucks gear today to figure out exactly what to wear?
It was never a doubt.
Never a doubt.
World Championship hoodie.
We're still the champs for a few more weeks.
In a COVID year.
That doesn't really count.
I mean, this is a COVID year.
Not really.
They stopped testing.
They did.
You're not wrong.
Yeah.
You won a Mickey Mouse trophy.
It's no big deal.
I'll take any trophy.
Oh, okay.
Clearly, you golfed against like eight-year-olds.
Yeah.
Get him Owen
Owen was in your ass
Ooh is there any mini golf in LA that we could do?
Oh yeah
Is there any Yak listeners who have like 8 year old sons that we can
If we could
Steven Cheh Invitational
An 8 year old
Yes
Yeah we're gonna have
So there's gonna be a bowling match
Yeah
Get excited for that
The Super Bowl
Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
Yeah, Steven.
He can't use that.
He can't say that at all.
He thought that he had reinvented the wheel when he came in that one. So we're going to do that here or we're going to do that there?
No, so I think what we've got to do is we've got to tape it here.
None of us can be there.
It's just Steven and Brandon.
You guys have to, no spoilers.
I thought you guys were all going to come.
No, no, no.
I think we should watch it live on the show.
Oh, okay.
So we'll...
So you guys tape it.
Someone will edit it down so it's not...
That's big fucking...
Big bed worship.
Wow.
He's staring down fucking Brandon.
That's a good shirt.
He's staring down Brandon.
Holy fuck.
Why is he staring you down?
He's staring down Brandon.
Why is he staring you down? I don't know.
He's gotten bigger.
Because you haven't been doing your duties.
He's gotten thicker.
He can't stand there.
He can.
He can stand there all day.
Big trouble Ben Bishop.
Happy, happy.
He's happy to see everybody.
Happy to see everyone.
And then he's going to kill Brandon.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Was that a textbook panto mime?
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
He's on his French shit.
That's our Parisian boy.
It's Ronan Eye's boy.
Not true.
Well, you haven't done anything for him.
You haven't done anything for him.
I've done plenty for him.
You've been neglected.
What have you done?
I got him here today.
Doesn't he look like Lincoln on his own shirt?
Lincoln? Oh, yeah. That does look like Lincoln on his own shirt? Lincoln?
Oh, yeah, that does look like Lincoln.
Is it Lincoln?
Cyborg Lincoln.
Cyborg Abe Lincoln.
So we're going to bowl.
Yeah, so Steven and Brandon are going to bowl.
They're going to do it.
What, best of three?
We haven't come up with it yet.
All right, either way.
One game, best of three?
And then we're going to edit it down.
Best of three.
But then we have to decide if it's going to be cumulative score or...
Every game should be fresh.
If it's best of three, then it's best of three.
Every game is fresh.
Or best of two.
And we agreed to not practice.
I will not practice.
Yeah, so we'll edit it down with scores and everything.
Definitely practice it.
And then we'll play it Super Bowl week, and we can live commentate over it.
Like, I think that would be better if we edit it down so there's no like, you know,
it's actually we're watching you guys
compete. It's all action.
All action. No chop.
No chop. Yeah. No slop.
And now we also have
another thing that we've added.
Stephen Che possibly trying to get
redemption on his treading water.
That's going to be exciting. We're all going to do it, right?
That was the chatter. No, I think it's going to be exciting. We're all going to do it, right? That was the chatter.
No, I think it's going to be more you.
It's like a you thing.
I know I'm not going to tread.
What have you done to your mic?
Yeah.
That's what he needs to do so it doesn't swing.
That one I would love.
Because I have a completely different mic than the rest of you.
I'll talk to Pete.
That one I would love to do.
That would be incredible if we could figure out a way to do it simultaneous live.
Don't take.
No, but him like live in the corner.
Yeah, treading.
While we're sitting doing the show.
He's at a pool.
Oh, that would be awesome.
It's like we're just like, all right, here he goes in there.
Yeah, that would be great.
That would be very funny.
Could we just have him off stage in a dunk tank?
No, but then he's treading in a dunk tank.
It doesn't.
But that one we could tape that one as well.
We could tape it without any of us knowing,
and then we could put it in the bottom.
Oh, we could take bets.
Yeah.
This is going to be the most, like,
like those Japanese game shows.
Those are so funny.
That's what Super Bowl weeks are going to be for.
They just hand-soap everything.
So many things on the screen.
So many things going on.
I love the ones where they're climbing something,
and then they just fall into an empty pit.
Yeah.
And you just don't see the bottom of it.
Yeah.
You never hear from them again.
The Japanese have game shows figured out.
Yeah.
What are you trying to get in the swim?
15 minutes?
Sorry.
I mean, that's the goal.
It's an impossible.
I'm not a...
We'll do stakes.
We've got to figure out stakes.
We'll figure that out.
I need to pass my score from last time.
I think I did like 430-ish.
Definitely over 5.
Ideally, 10-minute range.
15 is...
So how's your shape?
How are you doing?
How's your cardio?
I'm getting in better shape.
I did 10 Peloton rides the past two weeks, so that's pretty good.
I'm okay.
You lost seven pounds.
Yep, down over seven pounds.
And you stopped the diet as soon as you guys lost, though?
I did, but I'm going to do it for 12 more days in honor of Tom Brady.
Love that.
He'd like that.
Oh, he'd love it. Love that. He'd like that. Oh, he'd love it.
I figured. He'd be touched,
and then by the time the Super Bowl rolls around,
you'll be able to be... Exactly.
You can have a nice cheat meal. Jay, you should try and try out for the team. That's a good point.
I don't have any
experience.
You carried a ball around Hofstra for four years.
He was disappointed as fuck.
You watched tape. Dude, we're going to have some nice group dinners in L.A.
I hope.
Well, the show's four to seven.
Well, the ping pong balls are going to wreck it, though.
Yeah, they are.
For sure.
When is the ping pong ball?
We don't need to let it wreck the whole thing.
Friday, February 3rd.
Next Friday.
Next Friday.
And keep sending in ideas.
We have a good bit.
Yeah, so we're going to have a whole Friday, February 4th.
It'll be the big ping pong draft. We're going to have cigarettes We have a good bit. Yeah, so we're going to have a whole Friday, February 4th. It'll be the big ping pong draft.
We're going to have cigarettes.
Tommy Walker?
He can come help take the ping pong ball.
Maybe he's the ping pong ball guy.
He's the Vanna White.
He can come.
Should we face paint?
So it's not Tommy Walker Day.
No, that's Tommy Walker Day.
No, it's not Tommy Walker Day.
I know, but face paint and all that is for him.
He's just here to do the balls.
Yeah, he'll do the balls.
And smoke.
And smoke.
We got birthday boys coming up.
Yeah.
Wednesday.
Wednesday.
KB Wednesday.
What do you want to do?
Sunday.
Sunday.
You Sunday.
I'm Sunday as well.
So do you want to do maybe like a Friday party?
Let's do a Wednesday party.
Wednesday party.
Let's do a Wednesday party.
What about?
What do you want?
You want pizzas?
I think. You want girls? Okay. You want bitches? You want a lineup? Let's get bitches about... What do you want? You want pizzas? I think...
You want girls?
Okay.
You want bitches?
You want a lineup?
Can we do a lineup?
Jews?
I'll talk to Pete about bitches.
You want us to get some Jews for you?
I saw some good Jews
on the train station.
We just brought some Jews
and you're like...
Kyle thinks that's an oxymoron.
Kyle's like,
what I really want for my birthday
is some Jews to make fun of.
What happened to your wrist? You know. Kyle's like What I really want for my birthday Is some juice to make fun of Yeah
What happened to your wrist?
You know
Let me see
I obviously don't want to talk about it
Should we buy Kyle?
Oh I know what I can get Kyle
I wonder if it gets here in time
I thought you already got Kyle a gift
Oh you can try
Daddy likes to get gifts
For his boys
Have you thrown that gift away yet?
Or is that gift No but it's like on a pile somewhere.
It's getting passed around the office.
It was very disrespectful.
I need to buy a better one.
Who is?
Huh?
I said it's getting passed around the office, and Owen said, who is?
What do you think the shipping is for this Rudy Giuliani 9-11 merch?
Oh, my God.
It can't be too, too much.
Wait, did you guys see that sweater,
the 9-11 sweater that that person knitted?
It was so fucking sick.
On TikTok.
No, I missed it.
Yes, on TikTok.
Remember that 9-11 Jets jersey?
That was sick.
That was tight.
So cry if you need to.
Man, I can't stop thinking about Stephen Chay
just getting fucking his heart.
Oh, my God, yeah.
You know?
Well, Simeon Rice said the Rams were going to win.
Yeah, all-time backfire.
Stephen Che had Bucs legend Simeon Rice, also Illinois legend,
and he was like, yeah, I think the Rams are a better team.
And they were.
The best team won.
Tom Brady just wasn't good enough this year. Yep, the Rams won fair better team. And they were. The best team won. Tom Brady just wasn't good enough this year.
Yep.
The Rams won fair and square.
KB was in the space.
Hopped in for a bit.
Yeah, I appreciate you letting me.
I appreciate it.
What did you say?
What did you talk about?
Drop some lines, some takes, and then exit it out.
I think the 15 hours that you spend on stage live in Los Angeles is going to be formative
for your public speaking. I think it's going to be formative for your public speaking.
I think it's going to change everything.
I think I'm fine.
I do
want to...
I kind of want to do the open mic.
You want to do
the joke theft one?
Yeah. What set would you do?
Would it be
like somebody's set
Word for word
Or just all famous
Famous jokes
All the same person
Yeah
He should be able to take
Greatest hits
Yeah I think
Greatest hits is better
Yeah like what's the most
Famous joke
Mitch Hedberg has some
Some famous ones
Dane Cook would be funny
Dane Cook Yeah his ass is funny If you do Dane Cook would be funny. Dane Cook.
Yeah, his ass is funny.
If you do Dane Cook, though, you can't be afraid to get real active.
Yeah, when you're talking about relation shits.
And like your penis being corn and such.
My penis being corn?
Yeah, doesn't he say that?
My dick feels like corn.
You should do Sebastian...
Maniscalco?
Yeah.
And you gotta get all of his movements down.
Or like Jim Gaffigan.
Jeff Dunham.
Get some dummies.
Larry the Cable Guy.
Dan Ninen.
Who's the one that had her breasts removed?
Maybe her.
The Australian girl?
Maybe.
You should do Kramer.
This is the one where he did it, right?
No, that's at the Laugh Factory.
Oh, okay.
Set the fact. Are you okay. Is that the fact?
Are you going to do some actual sets?
I don't think so.
Why?
It's L.A.
It's a big step.
A couple more reps underneath your belt here,
and then you go to L.A.
Really?
Yeah.
Fuck.
You've retired a couple times now, haven't you?
No, I haven't retired.
I have a show on February something.
By the way, remember.
I think February 3rd, actually.
Oh, Thursday.
Remember an idea for the bowling?
The loser of the bowling should have to take one of the winner's ping pong balls.
Yeah.
We're playing for $500 cash.
That's not enough. That's ping pong balls. Yeah. We're playing for $500 cash. That's not enough.
That's enough for me.
No, the ping pong balls makes it fun.
$500 won't hurt.
But the ping pong balls makes it fun for the listeners.
Should we allow trades of the ping pong balls?
I think we said we were going to do one.
I think we should do a ping pong event for the ping pong event to determine something.
Oh, shit.
I got to do the ping pong ball tomorrow.
We need the wheel.
We'd love a wheel if we can just, you know, do a wheel or something.
We should go to spin.
We should go to Susan Sarandon's spot.
We could go ahead and figure out the ping pong order right now with a wheel.
Susan Sarandon's ping pong spot.
Well, I don't think the order really matters if it's completely random.
The order always matters.
The order matters.
God damn it, the order matters.
That is true.
Are we doing a show on Friday in L.A.?
Yes.
I think so.
Friday, 4 to 7?
Then we're getting out of there.
Yes.
You got plans?
Yeah, I do.
You trying to get out?
What are you doing?
Yes, I'm trying to get out.
Where are you trying to go?
I bought concert tickets that were out of my budget.
To what concert?
I think Casey McGusgraves.
Where?
Where?
Where?
In New York.
What time? In New York.
On Friday? I thought you sided with
Rustin. Well, that's a bad purchase.
I bought them before I knew we were going
to L.A. You can't
go to the concert.
You can't go to the concert. You can't.
You cannot.
She got two nights?
I don't think she does.
Is she going to LA?
No, dude.
She's not going to LA.
She'll catch her summer.
She's obviously going to LA.
Yeah, but he won't be in LA when she's in LA.
Well, you can go back to LA.
We'll get you back out there.
Why don't you give them to TJ?
Yeah.
His hermit ass.
Casey Miss Guff's Graves. Casey Miss Gussgraves?
Casey Miss Gussgraves?
Can TJ and my wife go into Casey Miss Gussgraves?
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know if he wants.
I think that'll be nice.
I think that'll be really nice.
Four to seven on Friday night in L.A. is...
That's primo time.
You're not getting out of this.
I know.
You know what you're trying to do.
I know.
Are we sure we want to do that?
Yeah.
Do we need to go to L.A.?
Imagine if we're like, hey, Dave, we're out.
Yeah.
Roan's got a call.
He's got a case of Gus Graves on Friday night.
So it's kind of an all or nothing thing.
It's either all of us for every day or nothing.
So we'll just send Woodruff and the girls.
Yeah.
Seamless.
They would have a blast.
They would fucking love that shit.
They would.
Golden Hour and such.
Oh, man.
Imagine my eyes in Golden hour game over sorry boys
you probably cry we need to link with some celebs out there too always put me on to someone kb
put me on to some fucking um casey will probably portado part two by anton is my put on of the day
that's a song i need to be put onto to a celebrity that I can. We could get
Chet to come to the show.
I was talking about celebs though.
Chet's dad I mean. Okay there we go.
Chet's mom.
Is his mom Rita?
Is that his biological mom? They've been together a long
time. How old is Chet?
18. Colin
has a different mom right?
Colin looks like Rita. Colin looks like Rita? right? Colin looks like Rita.
Colin looks like Rita?
I think Colin looks like Rita.
It's funny when people get famous and their second set of kids is hotter than their first set of kids.
You know what I'm talking about?
We've seen this before.
We definitely have all seen this.
It definitely happens.
The later kids are hotter.
The second litter.
Yeah, the second litter.
When they breed proper like.
Like Brady.
Doesn't Brady have a kid from a.
We don't talk about Brady's kids on this show.
Of course.
On this station.
Oh, that also happened.
Jerry kissed Stu.
Oh, yeah.
Smooched him.
Hard.
The bros kiss him, bro.
Yeah, we just had some kissing.
Have we kissed on this show?
We should.
I think we have.
We have. I've always said we could play kiss ball. We have not Have we kissed on this show? We should. I think we have.
I've always said we could play kiss ball. We have not.
Should we play kiss ball?
We haven't played kiss ball yet.
We could play kiss ball in L.A.
Kiss ball is a good game.
You played with balloons, right, Kyle?
Yeah, Kyle.
No.
Yeah, you would.
Maybe that's two ping pong balls, game of kiss ball between the two fellas.
Big Cat tried to kiss me like five times at our first live yak show. And you didn't do it.
Behind the scenes though. Yeah, right.
At the bar. It was my Kevin Spacey moment.
Yeah. Watch me kiss you.
How do you peel this banana?
How would you peel the
condom off this penis?
We need to get some
female folk out in LA because they'll be
pissed if we don't pass that Bechdel test.
Hear me out. No.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
I would rather get
12 to 15
8-year-old boys who are above
average in athletics.
You trying to brawl out with them? We can just face
them in different events. That would be awesome if we just
rolled around with a pack of 8-year-olds.
What is the youngest age
where the best in the world
would beat you
in like a 100-meter sprint?
13.
12.
13 is way too old.
Way too old.
Nick said 12.
11.
You think you could beat
the fastest 10-year-old?
12 or 14?
I mean the fastest
eight-year-old.
You said 13 had 13.
Yeah.
Have you seen his kids?
That one kid who has football highlights and he's like 4.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's definitely faster than all of us.
All of us.
There's absolutely a 7-year-old that could beat me in a race. TJ Google fastest toddler.
Might be a 7-year-old girl.
6?
I could beat every 6-year-old.
Chad Johnson's, Chad Otracinco's little girl is so
fast.
He posts videos
of her all the time.
There's no way
she'd beat me in
a race.
Yes, she would,
dude.
Maybe not you,
but it's all about
me.
You're about to
fall.
My little cousin's
like eight and he
smokes me in races.
But you said 13.
Oh, there he is
with the braids.
I wasn't thinking
straight.
Yes, this kid is
fast as fuck,
boy.
Why is Kyler Murray boy. Fastest toddler.
That's really fucking funny.
I'll get you blocked for that.
I want to see this kid.
How old is this kid?
He has a younger brother. He's fast
as fuck, boy. Yeah, he's faster than me.
I don't know. I think it's just the hair.
Look at everybody else in the field.
Way faster. This kid he's way faster. Look at everybody else in the field. Way faster.
Oh, shit.
This kid is so much faster.
C'est bien, c'est bien.
On l'applaudit si vous voulez.
This kid is named Blaze, and he is the fastest kid in the world.
This kid is named Blaze.
Rudolph Ingram is only eight years old And he goes by the nickname Blaze
Any guesses why?
It sucks
Blaze is a young influencer from Tampa, Florida
And he's caught the world's attention
With his incredible speed and work ethic
Every day be better than yesterday
This kid is like
Look at him run
It's gonna suck when he's like 15
And he's like not that athletic
So what is his time?
Oh what's he
Whoa
You have to prove something here
Sure is Latin
Will you race
Wait why is the horse guy
Never turn down a challenge
Cool
But our money is on Blaze
Blaze is so fast
That he's a narrator
Why do they always sound like this they all do this voice
huh pk okay i don't understand why they're bringing in soccer players fastest man in the
world in the world age his speed about the kid behind him far ahead of that with hussein bolt
what we've even heard hussein's been watching watching our videos because blazes speed makes him nervous
He started cycling
Blaze's speed makes him nervous
Okay, 100 meter in 13.8
I think I could I actually don't know
How many seconds 13 8 no what so the world records like I actually don't know. How many seconds? 13.8.
No.
So the world record is like 10.
I would like to know.
9.8, something like that.
That's the fastest man in the world.
He has football highlights, too.
His football highlights are incredible.
No, I think there's another kid that has football.
No, I think it's him.
It's him, too?
And he has a younger brother, too, who also plays football.
And he'll just go like 80 yards the other direction.
And he'll still dust it.
Does he go to school?
No.
He goes to Instagram.
Why?
I don't like this video.
No.
What is happening?
Can they Photoshop?
See?
That's him. Okay. What are they trying to show? What is that? They're photoshopped. See? And that's good for footballers.
Okay.
What are they trying to do?
What does soccer have to do with this?
What the fuck is that video?
The show's called Oh My Goal.
That's a great show name.
The guy in the horse head's hilarious.
He's funny.
That shit is hilarious.
Get him on the app.
He just has it.
I don't care about fast boy.
No. Goal!
I bet Zah watches that shit all the time.
Zah, you a big Oh My Goal fan?
Big time.
Big time.
That kid's fast.
As fuck.
Jay, how fast do you run a 100?
Are you stress eating?
Yeah, you've been eating this entire show.
This is literally the only time I can.
Sorry, how fast can I run the 100?
Yeah.
4.4 times
2.5.
You're keeping up your 4.4 speed the entire time. And you ran your 40 recently and it wasn't 4.4 times 2.5. No, you're keeping up your 4.4.
And you ran your 40 recently, and it wasn't 4.4.
You fell.
Wait.
I don't know, probably 13 seconds.
So Blaze just blazed you.
No, Blaze was 13.
Oh, yeah, that guy is ridiculous.
You know What?
I think Steven put a bunch of food in his cheeks
At the beginning of the episode
And he's been slowly chewing it down
He's like a child in a Korean orphanage
Gotta hoard it
Sorry
Is it reason?
Are you having a reason?
Yeah, he's sick
You know about Blaze?
Yeah, he's a Tampa kid
Scout
He's scouting wait
you didn't watch that video you're like oh you guys you guys are you on blaze yeah no i wasn't
yeah i'm something the fact that you fucking know about that kid yeah he didn't watch but
he's exactly where we are you follow him yeah dude's sick. You see him just breaking all his old kid's back? He's eight years old.
He's sick.
Film community.
He is sick.
Speaking of, Block of the Year, Boy Award coming up soon.
Coming up.
This week it'll be out.
Voting this week.
There are some issues, actually.
What are they?
It's calling some favors.
All the nominations are in.
Unfortunately, NFL Game Pass changed their, I don't know, user interface this year.
And not every angle is available for every block.
So I can do it, but then it's kind of unfair because some are TV copies, some are All-22.
I'm trying to get the full, so it's a fair fight.
We need to get you that quick all-22 pass. People forget that if I could ever get you the Baldinger pass,
you owe us a film breakdown where you use your hard, erect penis as the pointer.
It doesn't have to dribble piss.
No, no, no.
It was the reflection of just my penis.
Yeah, well.
And you have to pee on it.
You have to pee on the screen.
You have to pee on the screen.
Right?
Is that what it was?
Yeah, you have to pee on the screen. There's a on the screen. Right? Is that what it was? Yeah, there's a stream of urine
coming out.
Yes.
The shadow of your penis.
I'm going to highlight
this guy
and then it's just pee.
Reflection.
Reflection would just
be your penis.
I'll just take the pee.
I think the pee
is the funniest part.
Shadow,
you could also
manipulate the size
with how close
the light is.
Reflection is a little bit.
But a reflection
is a mirror.
I need the video to exist.
I want to just
tile higher
so I can make it.
Just being like,
we're going to circle in
on Quentin Nelson here
and then it's just
pee hitting the fucking...
You have to pee
on where you want to go.
Oh, no.
That wasn't the...
Yes.
What did you think
the piss was?
Just a separate video
of me like...
Peeing?
In the urinal.
You thought we just wanted
a video of your pissing dick
That's what I thought the deal was
What?
Now you gotta break down the film with your wiener
What use does that have to us?
Not destroying my computer
I always want to
With your penis?
That's the least
You don't care about maybe
You know, posting your penis online
You're just like, but my computer
Where you going, Brandon?
I gotta go
Oh, Brandon.
You have to.
It's 146.
Prep.
Okay, go prep.
Must be a lot of prep.
Bitch ass, Brandon.
There he goes.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking ridiculous.
Tired of his shit, bro. Fucking tired of hisired of this shit, bro.
Fucking tired of this bullshit bitch ass shit, man.
What a dick.
Oh my god.
Do you guys feel de-stressed from this fucking, this wrist shit?
I'm chilling.
So de-stressed.
It's putting me to sleep.
It's a little too much.
Who is your guys' favorite musical artist that has a name associated with a food?
What?
Oh, come on.
Yeah, that's actually a good question.
Broccoli Rob?
Name associated with a food.
Casey Veggies?
I never got down with him.
Oh, because of Meatloaf?
Meatloaf.
He's not Meatloaf.
Oh, I don't like Meatloaf.
I didn't like the guy or
the food. I like the food.
I like the food, too. Boston Market
has a good one. Real good. Meatloaf?
I love the food. What?
Oh, you're not old enough yet, bro.
Yeah, you'll get it. My mom used to make meatloaf
all the time.
You're still...
Oh, really? Gross.
Would you eat it? Yeah.
Had to. Shove it it? Yeah, had to.
Shove it down?
Yeah.
You're still framing it.
It's not like gross.
I just didn't like it.
They're just good.
If you go to a restaurant and get high-end loaf, not gross.
I've never had high-end.
What's gross about meatloaf to you?
No, dude.
My buddy Mike's birthday yesterday.
He was hoping his parents would make him meatloaf for his birthday.
That's what I ate on my birthday.
Was he one of the Mikes?
Oh, yeah. Get my mom to make a meatloaf for his birthday. That's what I eat on my birthday. Was he one of the monks? Oh, yeah.
Get my mom to make a meatloaf.
Ice tea.
Red hot chili peppers.
Red hot chili peppers.
No.
Better than iced tea.
You like red hot chili peppers?
Yeah.
No, it's just my favorite band associated with the food.
Black Eyed Peas.
Black Eyed Peas.
Wow.
Clever, clever.
Damn. Fish. Fish. Oh. Black-eyed peas. Clever, clever.
Fish.
Fish.
Galantis Morissette.
Yep.
No, no.
That would not be one.
But you do like her, though. I'm just thinking of people.
I know you like her.
You can make it work.
Ooh, Limp Bizkit.
Limp Bizkit.
Limp Bizkit's goodimp Bizkit's good.
Good.
Very good.
Butthole Surfers.
Yeah.
Cardi B.
Goddamn.
Give us another one.
Give us another one.
Young Gravy.
Young Gravy.
R.I.P. Young Gravy. R.I.P.
Young Gary V.
I bet Young Gravy's still alive.
Oh, he is?
Yeah.
Never mind.
Clip it.
We'll use it soon.
Oh, damn.
Jeez.
Calling your shot, Owen.
Look at what Brandon's doing.
Oh, he got Chick-fil-A.
That's how he had to get ready.
Chick-fil-A was how he had to get ready.
Did you see how fast he walked by, too? And-fil-A was how he had to get ready. I got to get ready.
Did you see how fast he walked by, too?
And look how sassy.
Oh, man.
Enrique.
Enrique was walking sassy as fuck.
Enrique has a pod.
Yeah, Enrique's podcast is out.
It's good.
It's on YouTube.
It's about gaming.
I don't know the title, but I watched it.
You like it?
I liked it.
I would do anything for love.
But I won't do that.
Was Meatloaf actually fat or did he have prosthetic titties in that movie?
Fight Club?
Fight Club.
Both.
It was both.
Fat and he had prosthetics.
A fat titty is easier to put a prosthetic.
It's less prosthetic.
So he put a prosthetic titty on top of his already fat titties?
Yeah.
That doesn't even make sense.
Wouldn't he put something
underneath it to accentuate it
or something like that?
Like a pickup bra?
They were also very round
in a womanly way.
Not in a man-tit way,
but in a very lovely womanly way.
Just doing a little stretching.
Yeah.
Wish we could just skip to February 3rd.
Can we fast forward?
Fast forward to this Casey McGusgrave concert?
Yeah, it's going to be amazing.
That's brutal.
Did we do Bird Dogs?
Yeah, we did.
How much did you drop on that?
Low four figs.
What?
No way.
Is this a rough
For two tickets?
I love Casey
Musgraves, dude.
Where are you
sitting in their lap?
They said that we
could come on stage.
Come on, man.
Yes, bro.
God damn.
Damn, bro.
Come on.
I was trying to have
A nice ass time dude
I like her music a lot
What about what we're doing
McGuff's Chris
You do
I've heard you talk about her
MSG or Barclays
I know
MSG
So you're paying
Oh so you were front row
You're paying that for a fucking
Arena show
Yes dude
Gross dude
Come on
You don't like
None of you guys like women singers though
That y'all He literally just said He'd like to eat Alanis Morissette No but you Gross, dude. Come on. You don't like... None of you guys like women singers, though.
That's not a problem. He literally just said a lyric.
He'd like to eat Alanis Morissette.
No, but you see Alanis Morissette as God, which is non-gendered.
You see Alanis Morissette like in Dogma.
Stevie Nicks.
Some masculine gender.
I love Stevie Nicks.
But who wrote Stevie Nicks' songs, though?
Stevie Nicks.
I thought they wrote them with a group, though.
I thought the whole group wrote them together.
That might be true.
So some of the dudes
had their input in them.
So you're saying
Casey McGrath's Graves
has no dudes?
She just writes her own shit.
Every single...
No, Miguel.
What about
no dude on the drums?
Not even.
No dude on the guitar?
Not even.
It's all broads,
like Haim.
It's like fucking...
What's it called?
What was it called?
What was the name?
Oh, Lily Fess? The High Woman.
Yes.
Lilith Fair?
Lilith Fair.
I think.
Lilith Fair.
Wait, I thought you didn't like female singers.
How the fuck do you know Lilith Fair?
I don't study my enemy.
Keep your enemy closer?
Yeah.
You won't catch me dead.
It's really the The fees
Once you
Once you buy the tickets
The ticket prices
Weren't that much
But the fees are fucking
Damn dude I'm sorry
It's the fees
And even if I resell them
Stop saying fees
I'm gonna have to pass the fees
On to someone
You know what we'll do
You know
I got something for you Ron
We'll have
Buyback
Someone
No we'll have someone We'll have I'll... I got something for you, Ron. We'll have... Buyback? Someone... No, we'll have someone...
We'll have a ping pong ball
that someone has to serenade
in McGuff's graves to you every day.
That would be fire.
What's her hits?
I've never heard her songs.
Bro, she won album of the year
two years ago.
Best Grammy...
For what?
I only listen...
I like the song...
Golden Hour.
I like the song Rainbow.
Oh, I like that song.
And her whole album...
That whole album is crazy. She put out a beautiful Christmas special. Oh, I like that song. And her whole album, that whole album is crazy.
Beautiful Christmas special in 2019, I think.
The song Rainbow, I know word for word because I listened to Victor Oladipo singing it on Masked Singer.
Incredible.
He has a good voice.
He did a great job.
I don't know how she performs it, but.
I think I like her.
You do, dude.
We all like her.
You don't.
You don't like her. Yeah, I do. You actually. You don't. You hate her. I like her You do dude We all like her You don't You don't like her
Yeah I do
You actually
You don't
You hate her
I saw her live
How much did it cost you?
You watch on YouTube
Governor's Ball
2019
You're jumping up and down
With your avatar
She's not country music
No she is
She was
She started country
But now she's like very
She's like pop
She's like girl pop
I like that
Soft pop
I like girl pop Sam Hunt that soft pop I like girl pop
Sam Hunt-ish
that type of vibe
yeah
but like she
she's like very
in touch with
mother nature
she like definitely
popped acid before she
dropped acid
she's very hot
yes
temperature wise
cause we don't do
objectification
on this show
she's a hot new artist
type of vibe.
Her songs are hot.
She came out with a new album this year.
No wonder her tickets are so expensive.
She just doesn't seem attainable.
I have great news.
To me.
Uh-oh.
That concert is on Saturday, February 5th.
Ho!
You're pissed.
You're pissed.
Oh, wait, no. You're pissed pissed Why are you pissed?
Oh my god
You don't love Casey McGovern
I'm going to three concerts
Three weekends in a row
And so I'm trying to get my concerts in order
So you're fine
No I might have another concert
It might be a Remy Wolf concert
So you're good dude
Look up Remy Wolf schedule When's Remy Wolf concert. Well, it's not Casey Musgrave. So you're good, dude. Look up Remy Wolf's schedule.
When's Remy Wolf?
Casey McGuff's schedule.
So I'll be able to go
to McGuff's graves,
which is less than a hit.
It wasn't four figures.
But it was a double date, though.
Oh.
It's a double date.
TJ would be perfect.
Yes.
Actually, TJ would be
a nice surrogate
for a double date.
What's Remy Wolf's schedule?
She's in Chicago that day.
No, no.
Keep going down.
When's she in New York?
Bro, she's not coming.
Yes, that's what I'm worried about.
The 10th is that Friday.
It sounds like you're not going, bro.
Yeah, no, you're not going.
It's going to be tough for the double date then.
TJ's going to have to really
So who cares
Learn the ins and outs
You're going to go back to back concerts?
Back to back
I'm going back to back to back
Mayor's the weekend after that dude
Making his comment
Backstage
Are you going backstage?
No no no
I'm just a fan dude
Yeah you are
You're a friend
You better be texting him
I'm just a fan
Yeah you're going back
Where's he playing?
MSG Let's would be so sick it would be sick but I'm just I'm it wouldn't play out like that I would not
only add me to the text group. Your boys.
I would be a...
You know who I...
The only person I can add
actually that would sway things
is Caleb.
Yes.
Caleb's the one that I could add
that would actually change things.
Yes.
They have a respected kinship.
Yes.
Mayor is also a big fan
of Ken Jack's cringe TikTok page.
Follows it.
John Mayer does?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Didn't you say you sent an email
the Monday after the party
just making sure we're not talking about this?
What, did you go on a bachelor
party with him?
No, that was someone else. That was someone I went on a bachelor
party with.
It was Roan.
It was Roan with the shrimp tail guy.
No, it was him.
There's a guy who emailed
everyone after a bachelor party.
I went on and was like, hey, just a reminder.
What happened stays there.
What did he do? Who was it?
Tell us. I mean, it was like a friend
of mine. It wasn't famous.
What? Weird.
But he still wanted to keep it under wraps.
I wanted to tell him. Was he doing something bad?
He must have been. You don't have some
guilt? That person was me.
We don't tell a fucking soul about this.
Remy Wolf is dope, though.
Go to ID.
Shoddy.
Awful song.
Like the rest of her songs.
How do you know all of her songs?
Because Roan played it on a Friday Vibes once.
I don't really like...
I don't feel as bad for you anymore, though.
Roan, you're concert out.
What are you going to do?
I like concerts.
I know, but you have so many.
I like to go to them.
Trying to hit one while we're in Vegas, while we're in L.A.?
I'm always trying to do stuff.
You're Sarah Balin.
You're the one who fucking bailed all the fucking time, bro.
Damn.
God damn.
I'm always like, yo, let's do this, let's do that.
And he's like, no, McCain, Balin, fucking 2012 or that. And he's like, no, McCain bailing, fucking 2012 or whatever.
He stays bailing.
Bro, I'm not bailing.
Here's the bail.
Sarah bailing.
I couldn't hang with you this weekend.
It's my bad.
Sarah goddamn bailing.
Yeah, but sometimes it becomes a streak and it's like the pattern of behavior kind of speaks for itself.
I had stuff to do.
You don't have to explain yourself.
I was with these boys.
David Archuleta.
David Archuleta, deaf in one ear.
Twice fourth world war.
Is that the name of a song?
No, he's deaf in one ear.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Bjork.
Are we looking over Bjork?
Bjork is good.
Bjorky?
Baboni?
Baboni?
Let's go see Baboni.
Shaq's Funhouse.
Oh, Chicken Fry is co-hosting that, I think.
All right, I got to go because I got to do the rundown.
Whale?
Back to doing Monday rundown.
DC chilling.
Back on that Monday rundown.
Bro, Nike boots, bro.
You guys want to keep doing the show?
You can.
No, no, no.
We better not.
But we want to for the rest of the week.
Baboni?
Baboni?
Baboni?
Bro, if the Rams
make the playoffs. Play us out with Stephen
Che real quick.
Shit. Oh, no!
No! No!
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no.
I'm not celebrating a fucking thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like the stream?