The Yak - Eating Toenail Cupcakes for Nick's Birthday Bash | The Yak 6-28-24

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. Welcome in. Happy birthday, Nick. Hey, thank you. Happy birthday, Nick. Go back, Doc.

Promo code YAK. 20% off your first purchase. That's a cool thing. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com, promo code YAK. Good job, Lucas. Wow, Lucas. You kind ofcom, promo code yak. Good job, Lucas. Wow, Lucas. You kind of did it.

You kind of did it, Lucas. Let's see Lucas, that rugged. Oh, my God. Yeah, the mountain man. He sent a letter every day for 365 days looking ass. Now, let's do the cool version. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday.

Wait, whoa. Were you trying to do Stevie Wonder? Yeah, that's do the cool version. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Wait, whoa. Were you trying to do Stevie Wonder? Yeah, that's the one that they do in restaurants. Happy birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday to you. You're good at it. Yeah, you are.

That's pretty good. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you, guys. You want to come to the cookout, Big Ant? Oh. That was really good. You got a cookout invite.

You got a cookout invite. Me singing a little Stevie Wonder's Got Me the Pass? Cookouts do that. Fuck yes. Nick jokes aside. Drop all the N-words. Thank you, man. Yeah, I don't like joking around about it.

Hold on. Drop all the N-words you like. What? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Oh, that would have been a great time to drop it Yeah

God damn Saying Nick is That's it Yeah, Nick is the N word I got you gifts Yeah? Yeah, you've been wanting some pieces So I got you pieces

And I also got Titus pieces Because it's belated It's a belated birthday Here's some pieces for you We can finally dress like Luke Target? Where'd you get these from? Target?

Thank you, brother. Wow. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Some pieces you've wanted for a long time. Oh, my God. Is this an Elmo? Oh, Mook. T-shirt.

Oh, fuck. How did you know? You always wanted the T-shirt. How did you know? Yeah, Titus's is cooler than my Elmo tweet. There's another. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Okay.

Two pieces for each of you. Oh, hell yeah. What is it? I got Dr. Pepper shirt. Pepper. Oh, there's another. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Okay. Two pieces for each of you. Oh, hell yeah. What is it? I got Dr. Pepper shirt. Pepper. Oh, Target shirts are the best, man. Oh, McLovin. I know.

I saw that movie. Fuck yeah. You remember the part in Superbad when he got the ID? It's actually the most famous name. Oh, my God. Mook, thank you, man. No problem, man. This is really touching.

Target shirts. I balled out for your birthday. I'm going to wear them next week. Really nice, Mook. I mean that. That's really nice, Mook. Thank you, man. This is really touching. I'm going to wear them next week. Really nice, Mook. That's really nice, Mook. Very nice. Happy birthday, Mook. Thanks, man.

32? 18? I got an overdraft charge getting you guys those. Oh, no. Mook. I'm kidding. Not really. How much do I got to Venmo you?

I'm 32. Same age as Jacob Fatu. Okay. Not really. How much do I got to Venmo you? No, I'm nothing. I'm 32. Okay. Same age as Jacob Fatu. Oh. What, six kids? Seven. Seven. Seven kids.

My God. Who did you share a birthday with? Dyrdek, Elway. Oh. When Franz Ferdinand was assassinated. Oh, yeah. The band? Or the guy? The band. I i thought that was bob dylan's

thing i feel like the franz ferdinand assassination is owns like five or six days i feel like i see that on more how does an assassination i don't know it feels like it just happens once every two or three years ago today yeah pete weber video of historical events. Yep. That and Shark Week. Yeah. Shark Week. Shark Week's daily. Shark Week B all the time. Shark Week happens all the time. Shark Week's... It's not for me anymore.

Nah. I ever jumped a shark. No, when they did... Was it Phelps racing a shark or something? There was one moment where it was like, I need him next to a shark. And they didn't have it that way. It wasn't that way at all.

It's also been like 25 or 30 years now. What has been? Shark Week? No. But when I was in college, I was watching Shark Week. That was 23 years ago. For sure. I was definitely watching Shark Week in Cedar Cove Apartments in Starkville, Mississippi.

You're crazy, man. Shark Week's been going on a minute. We need a new week. We need new animals for theville, Mississippi. You're crazy, man. Shark Week's been going on a minute. We need a new week. We need new animals for the week. Wow. 88? 40 years.

Wow. What's getting the next week? I bet you feel silly. What's the next week? Octopus has enough going for it. An octopus week? I would watch an octopus week. My kid's favorite animal.

Zebra week? It's a good favorite animal. Zebra week. Damn it. But doesn't it have to be associated with death? Why? Sharks kill. Part of Shark Week.

Okay, Snake Week. To make you not afraid. That's why Shark Week exists. Didn't they have dramatic reenactions of people getting eaten to death? On Animal Planet? No, Shark Week. The whole point of Shark Week is don't be scared of sharks. I thought it was Discovery. I don't know.

Discovery, right? I thought it was Animal Planet. It was Discovery. Discovery. Animal Planet didn't exist in 1988 no don't think so you're on a heater you want to go for two i know all my stuff that started in the 80s animal planet lucas i'm gonna say that started in like 97 wow okay good. Let's see. Fuck. Wow. Randy. You're on fire. Wait, that's wrong.

Yeah, but it was close. That would be a big buzz from D'Lo's eyes. That was damn close. That's atomic fireball. That was damn close. Target. No idea. I was so late to the Target game.

I'm going to say 68. Whoa. Oh, no, no, no. I was going to Target game. I'm going to say 68. Whoa. Oh, no, no, no. I was going to say 85. I was going to say 98. They didn't have that color of red until the 90s. Are you talking about going next? Whoa.

Oh, my God. I continue to dominate this. We're hitting. Nick, give him the Elmo shirt. All right. Two. You know what? Damn it.

You get on. Radio Shack. Oh. Oh, but that's going back i think all those stores started around the same time i'm gonna go like 57 okay i was gonna say the 80s no it was almost it had peaked by the 80s i think all right radio shack cuba gooding birth cuba gooding junior's birthday year and uh when shack won his first title well that was in 99 2000 so that was in 2000 how how am I answering these Cuba Cuba Gooding was no no not his father

I don't I don't know I'm lost all right well Shack. What's Radio Shack? 21. Wow. What? All right. You want a hard one? Yeah. Floors. I mean, I got to say somewhere like 1850, right?

Yeah, that's a good answer. 1845? That's a good answer. Yeah. The hamster as a pet. Oh. Oh. Yeah, when were hamsters popularized? That's going to be shockingly

a long time ago too. I think that's going to be around the time of Christ. What? I would say 1974. I would say the time of Christ. 6,500 years ago. You think Jesus had a hamster? I'm not saying Jesus had a hamster. I'm not saying Jesus had a hamster.

I'm saying people that attended Jesus' rallies had hamsters. Had like wheels and cages? Maybe. Wait, were hamsters just pests before then? Oh, fuck. Did they exist? Did we create hamsters? We didn't create hamsters.

That would be stupid. But like hamsters aren't surviving. Also, second question. Did we create hamsters? We might have created hamsters. I think we did. They're not like a wild animal. Yeah, they are. They could have been.

Where? Where are hamsters? Where are their wild hamsters? Desert might have created hamsters. I think we did. They're not like a wild animal. Yeah, they are. Could have been. Where? Where are their wild hamsters? Desert? No, not desert. We might have made hamsters. Forests? No, not forests. I think forests. Touche. Forest hamsters. Give us some history facts on hamsters. Are we just doing animals today like we did women yesterday? We're just yakking. We're just

finding our groove. I like learning with you boys because I'm not afraid to be dumb in front of you guys because you're all very dumb. Hamsters and guinea pigs, are they all the same? No. No. They're all in the same kind of family, right?

Hamsters were in the 1930s. What does Aleppo have to do with this? Aleppo? That's with this? Aleppo. It's like the west where the first one was captured. Wow. Desert. Taken to a lab. Oh, wow.

So they just had, they took them to a lab and they're like, these guys are kind of chill. And they're like, we can keep them. We could sell these for 15 bucks a pop. Yeah. So they just passed their first interview. Yeah. Like if they had fucked that up, hamsters would still be out in the wild. Yeah, so they just passed their first interview. Yeah. Like, if they had fucked that up, hamsters would still be out in the wild.

Yeah, but they might be- Forest deserts. They might be thriving out there. What's the most recently domesticated beast? Chinchilla. It's gotta be. Foxes? They're not domesticated. We haven't domesticated those, have we?

My boy has one. Your boy does not have a fox. My boy has a fox. What's your boy's name? Raccoons? Mike. He has a fox. We haven't really domesticated raccoons. Yeah, my South Philly suplex guy.

Sporkle top 50 most popular pets. Yes. Yeah. Animals. I think so. Bars are doing Sporkle nights now. I would love that. We do have to get my toe off.

Yeah, we got to get that toe off so Donnie can cook it. Let's get the toe off. Jerry here? I don't think he is. His bathroom looks incredible. I can do it myself. Why would the toe off. Jerry here? I don't think he is. His bathroom looks incredible. I can do it myself. Why would you do it yourself? Oh, God.

I don't think you can. Make her do it. No. Oh. Oh, jeez. Oh. What are you doing? Oh, God.

Is this coming off like that? Oh. I tend to send a text now. No, there's nothing underneath. So it's just going to be bare? I can't do that. Can you do that? Yeah, I've done it. It's just going to hurt.

You've got to wrap it in a bandage. What are we going to do for the toenail? It's not going to hurt, actually. Because that skin underneath is already weathered, I bet. Yeah, it's not going to hurt. What could you be doing on your phone that would tell you the answer? Are you Googling? Are you texting a doctor?

She's not here. She's not here. She's at Orange Beach. She didn't go. What? She went to Philly. Drats. Who can we get to do it?

Hank? I'll do it myself. But that's not... I mean, Shay probably has to do it. I don't know. i can't really cut just keep snipping it move the shoe oh it's in the way of the stefan said he'd do it if you want oh yeah make stefan do it that sounds like stefan wants to stefan get the fuck in here.

Stefan dropped a Jeepers today on me. Oh, God. Stefan's got good words. Something was wrong in the PMT booth. He goes, Jeepers. He's got good words, man. Are you qualified for this? Why did you volunteer for this? Nail tech?

What's his shirt? Yeah, yeah, what is that shirt? That shirt just has a lie. That shirt's a lie? What's his shirt? Yeah, yeah, what is that shirt? That shirt just has a lie. That shirt's a lie. What's the shirt? Show the camera. What's the shirt? Jeepers, dude.

Martha Stewart's Kristen Stewart's mom. That's not right. That's not right at all. Where do you get that shirt? She cheated on Robert Pattinson like a dog. Do you have a ghost tattoo? I didn't know you were tattooed. This is...

MGMT's a band a band yeah real good one apparently he's a fan he's tattooed on his body and he has a ghost coming out of a mountain good work stefan i think the ghost has a sign that says here big cat don't look i think the people would like to see this if we can get it. Oh, good, good point. You guys can angle yourselves. I brought myself some support Swedish fish. Yeah, that's smart. Actually, put one under the toe to prop it up. Get in there, Lucas. Oh, God!

Oh, that's okay, that's okay. Nope, nope, nope. Ah! Open this for me. Focus. Focus. Here, no, do the sporkle of domesticated animals. Okay.

Fish. It's bad. It's bad. We almost need, like, wire cutters. Wire cutters? That's a thick-ass nail. I would do it. Wait, what do you guys think number one is?

Dog? Dog or cat? Dog for sure. What's number three is the question. Dog, cat, then what? Fish? Fish. I think fish is one.

Fish is not one. More people have fish than dogs. You think more people have dogs than cats? More people have fish than dogs? I think dogs is far and away number one. More people have had fish than have had dogs. Well, people will have eight cats. Everybody's had a fish. Yeah, but I don't think

there are enough eight cat people because there's five dog people. Kyle, have you ever had a dog? Never. Have you ever had a fish? Look at this. Yes. Yeah, you might be right with me. That's a great point. What do we got? Stefan, you ever have a dog? Oh, God. Yeah. You ever have a fish? No. You're probably the have a fish? No.

You're probably the only dog non-fish. That's not correct. Have you ever had a fish? I've had both. Yes, but every dog owner's had a fish. Not every fish owner's had a dog. I disagree. I think there's a lot of dog owners that have never had a fish.

Every kid has had a fish. What is having a fish, though? You go to the fair, you throw the ping pong ball in the little thing, and they send you home with a plastic bag with a fish that dies in three hours. A fish is the equivalent of a Chinese. Yeah, well, I have the answers. What's going on with the toe? Did you just walk away like it's going to explode?

No, he got it. So is there a toenail under it? I don't think. Oh, my God. Oh,'t think. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's huge. Yeah.

No toenail under it. It's huge. That's enough. That's plenty of toenail. Look at it. It's sitting there. And we got to keep that till next year. Imagine pulling that out of the mouth.

Yeah. So that's going in the cake, huh? Wait, are you doing a second one? That one doesn't count. Kyle, what's the answer? Dogs, but it's 65 million. Cats, 40-some million. So a blowout.

Fish, 11. I bet you feel silly. No, I don't feel silly. This is in the U.S. Look at that. Half a toenail. It can't look. Did you just put it in your mouth?

Yeah, I think you just got to let it go. How dense is it? Pick it up. Very dense. Smell it. I don't think there really is a density to that. Odor? No, not that bad.

I mean, it's dead. Lucas, what you doing, bud? It's been dead for a while. What you doing, Lukey? Look. Trying to get a better shot of it's very it's dead lucas what you're doing dead for a while what you're doing lukey look trying to get a better shot of it it's got a yellow hue i don't even think i need a band-aid i think it is kind of a little bit of a nails there right how'd that happen i think it's a rougher i don't know it's it's been kind of dead for a while. You've been blackout drunk for like 48 hours. Could be that.

Yeah. Probably longer. I got to say, after day three of hangover, while I'm still retired, I do miss the boys. Yeah. Yeah. Should I put a band-aid on this? No. Don't be a little baby.

That's good. Thank you, doctor. Yes, of course. All right, Donnie, come here. Thank you, doctor. Yes, of course. All right, Donnie, come here. All right, so Donnie's going to cook us cupcakes. Is he going to put it in his hand? How's he going to transport it?

It's a dead toenail. Let's be adults. This is tradition. Let's be adults. We're putting it in a fucking cake. We do this every Nick's birthday from now on. You get good luck for, like, it's a long time it's over here you get it it's right there yeah just grab it what i said it doesn't matter oh my god it's huge yeah the toenail is or the cupcakes okay Oh, okay. Yeah, there's probably a lot of gluten in the toenail. Made it sound like toenails. So $300 to the winner of the toenail.

The one who... And you have to keep the toenail until next year. If you lose the toenail, you owe... $300. $3,000. It's $3,000 if you lose it. Brandon, how much would the money have to be for you to want the toenail?

For you to hope that you are the one that eats the toenail? $300 cash is kind of nice. I think $300. $300. I'll probably end at $300. Really? Yeah. On a Friday?

Cash? $300? $300 on a Friday. I didn't calculate that. $300 on a Friday. $300 on a Monday is like, okay, what can I do with it? $300 on a holiday Friday. You're going into a break.

You guys are going to a concert. I got to be honest, Mark. 300 isn't like 600. That's what I'm saying. It depends on how you discover it. If it's with your tongue, then more than 300. If it's with your teeth. Exact opposite.

I don't want the mouth feel of a toenail betwixt my teeth. Oh, God. Yeah, that is bad. What if you eat it on accident? Yeah, I'm hoping that happens. We just finished our cupcakes. None of us had it. He, that is bad. What if you eat it on accident? Yeah, I'm hoping that happens. We just finish our cupcakes and we're just like, none of us had it. He didn't even notice. Shitting out a giant toenail.

What the fuck? That would rip asshole. Maybe. I think your body would figure it out. You think your body could decompose a toenail? I think your body can figure it out. Yeah, easily. It's part of your body.

It's not part of your body. It's somebody of your body. It's not part of your body. It's somebody else's nail. It's a foreign body. Yeah. Can you get sick from eating somebody else's toenail? No. Oh, tell him to sterilize it. There's no way. I think the cake batter is a sterile. I'll tell him to clean it right now. What, with piss? Is he going to tell him to piss? No, he'll wash it. He's going to cook it too. He's got to piss on the toenail.

The oven will clean it up. Piss is sterile. Piss on the toenail to clean it up. I just told him to wash the toenail. We're good. It's by far the grossest thing we've ever done. No. Double ritz. Yeah, true. Double ritz always. Oh no.

No, no, no. He doesn't have bacteria on his foot. Yeah, I don't have bacteria on my foot. You were in a pool for like a full day, right? Also, he's yeah that kills the bacteria oh and we're not eating it we're just putting in our mouths sucking it for a little bit sucking is worse than eating sucking's way worse than eating. Yeah. Well, what about a popsicle? You suck any. You do both, yeah. You suck till it's time to eat.

No, the sucking is the eating. What about smoke? At the end, though, you just go ahead and... You suck smoke. Yeah, you wouldn't want to eat smoke. Wouldn't want to eat smoke. You probably could eat... If you could eat smoke, you would eat smoke. I mean, if you're willing to suck it.

I guess you eat smoke that's trapped in meats. Nice smoked meat. Think about that, big boy. Well, I do like that. Yeah, I got your attention now. Che, do you suck while eating? Is Che over there? While eating?

Yeah. No. You gotta do one or the other. Che went dummy viral. Dummy viral. Dummy stupid. Congrats. Dummy viral.

For the most basic joke ever. It was a pretty basic joke. Savannah. Yeah, Steve, that's awesome. How long was that in your drafts for? I was out to dinner last night. My wife went to the bathroom to whatever and I looked at my phone and I

looked at my phone to see if Bronny got drafted. Women don't take a piss. Women go pee. Women go pee out of their VV. To see if Bronny got drafted. He did. He got drafted a couple minutes ago. I fired it off maybe six or seven minutes after he got drafted and they went crazy in like a minute.

I thought you had that planned out. No, I did not. Top of the dome. I mean, it's – yeah. It's a good tweet. It's a good tweet. Savannah endorsed you. Yeah.

She confirmed it, really. Yeah. She said, I am having sex with my husband. Yeah, perfect medium for that joke. I don't know if that was, if you said that out loud, I don't know. Try it. Try doing it like a stand-up. All right. Go ahead, Steven, yeah.

Seinfeld music. Yeah, do it. You need to look at it. Give us the Seinfeld music, Lucas. Get a laugh track ready. Lucas, yeah. Wait, Steven, come out here and hold the mic. Yeah, you got to walk around.

Where's our stand-up mic? And can we get him like a kerchief to blot his forehead and don't get right into it do you want me to intro do you want me to intro yeah and then you gotta fuck a piece of furniture yeah show us

air fuck you gotta air fuck I wanted that Dane Cooks yeah I want you to go crazy let's get a stool in the middle yeah yeah wait wait he's not ready.

He's got to write his set. Hold on, Steven. Tell us when you're ready. He's got to write it out. This will be great. Wait, we need a bar stool, though, in the middle. Yeah. This could go viral, too.

Yeah, this should go viral. This could go more viral. Yeah, Jay, put this on. Do you have a TikTok, Jay? Maybe put him in a green screen like he's at a club. I do, yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice.

Wait, do we have a brick wall that he could stand in front of? Can you make us a brick wall? Yeah, make us a brick wall, Lucas. Real quick, Lucas. And pull up the Seinfeld because that's funny. We could just be the crowd in a round stage area. Yeah, true. Being cooked at that.

Eater in the round, yeah. He's really working hard on this. And I need you to... Yeah, I need you to really show us. Don't just say the joke right away. Yeah, bring that in. Thank you. Perfect.

Also, Che, I don't want to distract you right now but something popped in my head that we do need to discuss um we're so this is the last episode for a week we have some best of stuff coming out so we'll have some content july 4th is thursday yeah thursday Steven, have you bought a grill? My God. Not yet. The summer is half... July 4th is the grill day. It is grill time. We had... I don't want to get too inside base, but we had a...

Don't too inside base. You talk about your... We had a potential deal that was very close I was waiting on. Oh, you're trying to... Go buy a grill! He was very close I was waiting on. Go buy a grill! He was trying to get a free one. No, no, we had, someone was going to purchase, or partner with Barstool that has a grill company. Yeah.

God damn it, dude. I wish it happened already, too. But don't even make contact, just go get a grill and make some burgers for your family. Do it. You're the one who has the power. If you get the toenail, spend the $300 on a grill. Yeah. Okay, fair. He's not going to do it.

He's not going to spend it. I will. I already know which grill I'm going to purchase. And if you lose the toenail, I get a hibachi set. That's right. If you already know that, why haven't you bought it? I was waiting for this thing and I'm going to be away, so I didn't want it to come while I was away.

That's actually quite fair. But no, because June is just Spidey. What was that, Spider? He just said, hey guys. That wasn't Friday vibes. What do you mean? I feel like you had some bad news to tell us. You got a raincoat on?

Is it raining? It is. Happy birthday. Happy Friday, everyone. Happy Friday, everyone. Happy Friday to you. Happy Friday to you, too, Spider. Those pants are really giving those pants a workout, Kyle. Oh. Those seams are great.

Oh, man. Help. They're riding up. Is this a new fit? No, I've worn the same. Every time you wear that fit, we say something. Yeah.

Yeah, stop doing that to yourself. Alright, so Steven, are you ready? He's crafting. I am. Mook is going to intro. I'm going to go full host mode, so I need you guys to. Yeah, I love it. Do we boo at all? I don't know. We'll see how the set goes. Alright, guys, give it up

for Dan Katz and his toenail one more time. Let's hear it. Yes. Woo! Yes. All right. Up next, we have a very funny comic coming straight from China. He's here for the week.

Guys, get it going right now. Give it up for Stephen Shea. All right, Stephen. Keep it going. Keep it going. Keep it going. Yeah. Maybe a little crowd work first. Okay.

You're supposed to thank me. Thank you. Thank you, Connor. Don't get this taken off, Lucas, with the music. I don't know if it's copyrighted. Oh, fair point. Beautiful crowd today. Chicago, we got any birthday boys in the crowd? Hey. know if it's copyrighted. Oh, fair point. Beautiful crowd today. Chicago, we got any birthday

boys in the crowd? It's his birthday. It's his birthday! It's his birthday! Lap dance! Lap dance! Lap dance! Lap dance! Wait,

he's doing it. Why is he doing it? Oh my god, this is creepy. He's a comedian. I'm here for the jokes. Aren't you going to ask him his name? He's doing it. Why is he doing it? Oh, my God. This is creepy. He's a comedian. I'm here for the jokes. I'm here for the jokes. I'm a comedian. Aren't you going to ask him his name? What's your name? It's Nick.

Please go easy on me. All right. Good to meet you, Nick. Anyway. Oh, he's good. Oh, he's fucking good. Oh, he destroyed me. That crowd work was insane.

Ask him how old he's turning. How old are you turning today? 32. You're going to get 31. You look great. All right. Oh. Yeah. All right.

So I've got one joke for you guys today. I'm going to end on this one. Okay. All right. You're going to end? I'm going to start on this one. Yes. Jay, Jay, don't take out your phone.

No phone. No phone. No phone. It has been discovered that LeBron James, greatest basketball player in the world, Boo! is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom. Whoa! Thank you, Chicago.

Wait, what? Who's his newest teammate? Who's his newest mom? Who's... We don't know the... Who's his newest teammate? We're not basketball fans. He's banging Dalton Connect's mom?

You give us no... Get back up there. Did they sign a free agent? You gave us no backstory. Do it again. Start over again. There's no... That was the tweet.

I think you have to explain to us. Just to tell the tweet like Start again. That was the tweet. I think you have to explain to us. Tell the tweet like a joke. Like, hey, you see about this? You hear about this? Brownie James. Yeah. Alright. Do you need a second? Were you ignoring the socks and sandals? No. I thought we were balling today. We are. Why is that?

The attendance seems low. Well, I got shoes here. He's got the Conor Griffin. You're still seems low. Well, I got shoes here. He's got the Conor Griffin. You're still talking like a comedian. I got shoes here. Wait, do you got to do the joke? Like, really? Stephen, you got to. I thought you guys said read the tweet.

You got to set it up. Oh, yeah. Do it. Deliver it like a stand-up. Yeah. Oh, geez. All right. Any sports fans here?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. See the NBA draft? No. No. Yeah. There we go. See the NBA draft? No. No.

No. I saw it. Any Zachary Risache fans here? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about over here. Yeah.

French. NBA draft got broken up into two days. Can you believe that? That's wild. A big storyline on the second day, Bronny James Jr. Oh, that's That's wild. A big storyline on the second day. Bronny James Jr. That's not his name.

Bronny James. What is LeBron James Jr.? Or Bronny James. Call him gay. He's heckling. LeBron James Jr. Yeah, do LeBron James Jr. Do I go to your job and tell you how to do it? All the time. All the time. Oh, shit.

I do, I do. Zod, give him the pass. Give him the pass, Zod. I don't go to your job and kick the dick out of your mouth, am I right? Asshole. I love this guy. Did you come up with that? That's a good one. No, that's a classic. I love this guy. Did you come up with that? That's a good one.

No, that's a classic. I do that all the time. So this guy, Bronny James, got drafted. Question if he was going to get drafted on day two or not. He got drafted by the Los Angeles Lakers. What? Whoa. You know who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers?

Anthony Davis. True. But also LeBron James. Say it again. Say it in a funny voice again. LeBron James. And it turns out that Mr. James

is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom. Oh! Wow. You got to do the school fucking. Yeah, you do have to do the school fucking. And then use the mic to do that with the mic. Yeah.

Slap the mic on your knee and fuck the stool. Yeah, yeah. Maybe draw out the sleeping. He's sleeping. He's really fucking getting in there. slap the mic on your knee and fuck the stool yeah yeah maybe draw out like the sleeping he's sleeping he's really fucking getting in there like and then do it there all night long but a thrust for every word all right start from the top come back in come back in so we can get actual good clip yeah really here we go here we go say he puts the mao in lO. All right, guys. Give it up one more time for Dan Katz and his toenail. Yes.

This next comic coming straight out of Shanghai. You're going to absolutely love him. He puts the Mao in LMAO. Give it up right now for Stephen Che. I heard about this guy. Keep it going. I'm excited for him. I'm excited for him.

Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor. How are we, Chicago? Looks like we got some real lookers in the crowd tonight. Any sports fans here? So you guys know the NBA draft has been the past couple days. Oh, yeah. They broke it up past couple days. Oh, yeah. They broke it up into two days.

Kind of curious. Not too much interest. Not too many Zachary Risache fans. It's true. It's true. There's not. He gets me. It's so true.

But day two, one of the big storylines was Bronny James, son of LeBron James. Was he going to get drafted? Everybody was wondering, is this guy going to get drafted? Is he doing Chappelle? Is he allowed? Well, the Los Angeles Lakers pick 55. Comes down to the end of the night. Pat, last couple picks.

Are they going to draft him? Turns out they do. But you know what the real crux of it is? It's a player in the Lakers. You might have heard of him. LeBron James. LeBron James. now it turns out there's been some developments with mr lebron james he has been sleeping oh wait don't even get the mic mic on the knee

put the mic on your knee when. Tap it, tap it, tap it. Okay. I don't think I can. Sleep in. Has been sleeping with his newest teammates, Mom. Oh, nice. Yeah! Oh!

All right. Thank you, Chicago. Yay! Yes! Yay! Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow.

Leaves you wanting more. Jay code switched. He did. Yeah. What was that? I've been wondering. I know y'all been wondering. Jay went cookout.

I know y'all motherfuckers been wondering. What the hell was that Jesus Jay that was incredible you're damn good oh man what a beast that's the beauty of Stephen Jay he's down for any

he'll do whatever Jay would you do 5 minutes at the laugh factory yeah I've actually been writing material for a while would you do five minutes at the Laugh Factory? Yeah. Yeah. I've actually been writing material for a while. Would you do the Brownie James joke? You'd have to. I hope I'm not

doing it. This is your Bert Kreischer of the machine. Yeah. Gallagher, Watermelon, all the great ones. You might be a redneck. What is this? Oh! Thank you so much! What is this? Oh! Thank you so much! What is this?

It's a cake! What type of cake? It's a bunt! A turkey? What? Shrimp cake. It is shrimp cake. It's a bunt.

Thank you, boys. Thanks, Plutman. Who is responsible? Is that from Mark Plutman? Liam. It says, happy bunt day. It says, this is obviously from Plutman because of the card. It's a dead giveaway. Happy birthday, Nicky.

You can eat this. Oh. Okay. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Out they go. That's the worst looking cake I've ever seen. No way.

Also, you didn't know turtle cake? That's interesting. Well, there's no gluten-free turtle cake. They made me a gluten-free turtle cake, cupcake, and... I'll be goddamn. No, this is a good cake. I've thought of everything. You don't think it's a good cake? It's a cake.

Now, when do we get all this medicine over here? That's mine. I just take them. I don't know where we go after Chase stand-up. That was really good shit. More Chase stand-up. I guess the fact that he's been writing material for a while. I kind of glossed over that. What you been writing?

Just jokes that come to mind. I wrote one last line. You wrote a joke last night? We want one, right? Yeah. Can you give us... No, I don't want to... I don't have like a ton.

I could probably do five, ten minutes. I don't want you to burn your material just in case you go on tour, but can you give us like the premise of the one you wrote last night uh do you have a notebook what do you do i have it in a notes file yeah it's called comedy ideas i've got can i read it no because you're gonna say them i got 10 things in here yeah i know but well give us three no give us one no the one I wrote about last night was Little Skittles. Let's set up the stool. As opposed to Big Skittles?

Little Skittles. I need to flush this out oh yeah I'll do it at a future laugh factor no no no oh no at least it was little skittles I didn't like fully like write everything

I just have like the ideas down and I'll write them does it just say little skittles uh let's see what I wrote did something um inspire this Does it just say Little Skittles? Let's see what I wrote. Did something inspire this? Yeah, Little Skittles exist. God damn it, he's going to be so good.

Give us another one, please. This is so good. Little Skittles joke is legitimately good. We need it. I got to hear it. Say it. I must hear it. No, because now it's hyped up too much. It's going to fall flat. Well, you just hyped it up yourself. We need it. I gotta hear it. Say it. I must hear it. No, because now it's hyped up too much.

It's gonna fall flat. Well, you just hyped it up yourself. I didn't. I gave you one of the things that I wrote down. I wasn't trying. You just typed it up. You just said it was legitimately good. The only reason it's gonna fall flat is because we hyped it up too much. Jay, please.

We're desperate. We need the little Skittles joke. I've never known that I needed little Skittles as bad as I do in this moment. Come on. I need not. It bad as I do in this moment. Come on. I need not. It's like I physically need them to do this. Take the rest of the show. I'll buy them.

To write out. Wait, wait, wait. You're doing prop comedy? That one was going to have one and just get a regular Skittles as well. Okay, regular Skittles and little Skittles. And then take the rest of the show to flesh out how you want to deliver it. If you don't have the material written. That one, I have the base work of it.

Okay. Is the base work. Okay. And then can you just give us one more topic? Because that was so funny. Yeah. Another premise. I would pay $100 to see you live.

Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Maybe you just list premises and you never tell jokes. That's the comedy. Little Skittles is hilarious. Say the words Little Skittles on stage. It's a funny phrase.

Do they make these things little? Oh, I'd be losing it. Knocking on a bathroom door when someone's in there. That's the premise. I have the joke behind it. Okay. I'm not going to... One day I will do this.

Let's do it soon. Sure. Oh, holy shit. Alright, I've ordered little Skittles. Next to the big ones, they look tiny. Whoa, no. That's little Skittles And next to the big ones they look Tiny Whoa no It says Skittles giant

Regular Skittles for comparison I didn't know Skittles giants were a thing So are there three levels of Skittles Giants Skittles and Littles Oh my god I need the little Skittles so bad right now. Little Skittles. Make sure your address is here.

I hope I did. You found them? Yeah. You found little Skittles. At CVS or what? Yeah, I think it was Jules Asco. I've never seen those. Skittles Little.

Skittles Little. Does that change the joke at all that it's actually Skittles Littles? No. Okay, good. Thank God. That would have been a disaster. Give us one more. One more topic.

Give us one more. No, I don't want to give up the whole thing. You're not telling the joke. You're just telling us the premise. So it's not like the jokes. Little Skittles, you're going to have to burn. The other ones like the jokes skittles little skittles you're gonna have to burn the other ones you don't have to burn just tell us what you wrote down in your notes app um what do testosterone pills taste like oh okay okay yeah that's pretty funny yeah

and is in your joke is the answer? Has to be. It's not. I don't want to get more into it, but yeah. Those are three frames. He's treating this like it's fucking. Yeah, you got to be careful, Che. So Che, do you have like dreams and aspirations as a standup? I've done it before.

That's right. But yeah, right. Like, do you. Are you. No, no, no, no, no, no. But it is. It is fun to do. Right.

Would you be like a monthly show? I don't have that much material, no. But you do the same material. How'd the show go last night? No, I would do it once a... Speaking of which, we postponed it to July 25th. Oh, why? Scheduling issues.

Got it. July 25th, Latin. Might need to get Che in that group. Yes. Che, would you do it? 100%. Next month? A month away.

Maybe not, but like, yeah, end of August maybe? Yeah, I could do that. No, we'll sign you up for July 25th. That's a month away, Che. Yeah, I mean, I gotta get to writing. I could maybe make that work. I don't want to fully commit right now, but let me look at my schedule.

Commit. Come on. That sounds probably fine. You have ten jokes that you just need to flesh out. The ideas are the hardest part. Yeah, that's true. Lucas and Ryan, since you guys are here, can we talk about that idea you emailed about yesterday? The Home Run Derby? Yeah.

Guess we can. Can we move it? I texted Jerry last night. Can we move it to the Tuesday after that? You can use the full yak. I think you we move it to the the tuesday after that and we can you can use the full yak because it's i think you're starting it during the yak um yeah i'd have to talk because it's sponsored um and they wanted it around the all-star break and it's right in the middle of the all-star break because it's like home run derby themed so i'd have to ask like i can't give you an answer

right now okay all right okay um i want to do that so bad. I signed up. I want to do it. I didn't see it. I just went to Tahoe. Hopefully you can do it the week after. Because you could use the full, like we won't do a yak that day if you want. And like Nick can announce and stuff.

I will pass that along because that sounds like a pretty good idea. Yeah. It would. We do have to, you know, we have to make sure we actually get home runs because we we don't have lights there so we can't yeah no i know that but like i'm saying we you have full use of the yak we can not do a yak that day start the jerry after dark at noon and like anyone who's on the yak can help in any way yeah no i like it i'll i'll ask if we can push it back see if game time brandon you, you got to get in on that. Yeah, we're going to try to hit more home runs than Barry Bonds. I'm signing up right now if I can.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, boys. Some dingers. Oh, yeah. I just want to take – like that's the best day ever. Yeah. Just hitting balls.

Yeah. Got to actually hit them though. Oh, we'll be stroking. Che, you ready? Oh, we need the Skittles, don't we? Yeah, we need the Skittles. Oh, by the way, I have... Clemmer put three hats on my desk.

I'll get... Yeah, we got to get them on the board. Is this one? That's one of the... But it doesn't count. It didn't count. The original one's right there. Where was that from?

New York. Yeah, should we put them? Yeah, we've got to put them up. Hang them up? Anybody watch the debate last night? I didn't. I watched Twitter. 30 minutes. Tough watch.

It was painful, yeah. That dude is old. That's New York, yeah. Whatever happened afterwards where that woman was talking to him like a preschooler? Dr. Joe Biden. Is that his wife? Yeah. Oh, heavens his wife yeah oh heaven you answered all the questions yeah i you did so and i don't like getting into politics but i just i the thing that was shocking to me was like why

was everyone the dude's been so fucking old for so long and it was like damn he's old it's like yeah no shit but he's never been this old but he yeah, no shit. But he's never been this old. But he has been this old. No. No, he's never been as old as he is. He's been falling off his bike. He's never been as old as he is right now. He's never been as old. What about now?

Yeah. He's older now. Even older now. And now. No. Yeah. But now. Now.

Well, we don't know. We don't have eyes on him. He could have stopped aging. Crazy political people just blow my mind. Because there's actually people out there who are like, he crushed it. It's got to be a miserable existence. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Convincing yourself.

Either way, it has to be a miserable existence. Yeah. Yeah. No, he actually answered those questions pretty well. Celebrating the way he looked last night is also sick. Oh. Either way, it's just weird. Do you guys like the jokes and the banter that arises?

I like the golf stuff. banter that arises i like the golf the golf shit was funny as fuck that was very relatable just two dudes arguing about their hand i'm just dreading like the comedy oh yeah um like it just doesn't no election no more to say yeah right except it was like somehow shocking to people that he was that old last night when it's like that was the big thing. Three years ago. Yeah, we've been doing this. Yeah, he fell off his bike going like one mile an hour.

Yeah. Yeah, we're out of material on both guys. Yeah. It's just kind of. Yeah, unless they give it to him. There is to be said has been said. If you're that old, dude, fucking retire. I don't think it's really his choice go go

Florida and work on your handicap like what it's insane it's really sad to see yeah but how did Trump do he was Trump was he coherent yeah he was he was doing his immaterial thank you all right so wait do we know which states he's? Indiana's the do-rag, right? Do-rag's Indiana. That one, the bucket hat is Michigan. Yep. I don't know about that one. This one's Illinois. Okay.

All right, so can we put those up, Titus? Yep. Looks damn good. Do we have extra tax? This is going to be great. Okay. So we got four states down. So Illinois is the, yeah.

Why is Clemmer getting into it with Dave again? I don't know. I just saw that out of nowhere. I think he just enjoys it. No, no, because Dave just, Clemmer and Meek Mill got into it. Dave helicoptered in and said, Meek Mill greater than Clemmer. And then Clemmer responded to that by getting on to Dave. It's Phil.

Yeah. Who did I say? Mill. Clemmer is better than Meek Mill. I don't know. Meek Mill's got some bangers. Who's our guy? Meek Phil? Phil. Dave said... Clemmer is not... I like

Clemmer a lot. He has not done Dreams of Nightmare. Dave said Meek Phil better than Clemmer. Well, Meek Phil has the dog shit video, which is the funniest video of all time, and he's better than everybody. And he also has the milk video, right? And he has the milk video. I'd rather have this. And he has a child.

The milk video. He has a child. Oh, his highlight reel is cool. I prefer that to the dog shit video, I think. No, the dog shit video is so pure and natural. I'd rather be covered in this than anything else. Who put this dog shit here? That's what Clemmer was responding to.

Oh, okay. It had the energy of that old clip of the guy interviewing the woman at the Chelsea apartment. It's like, ask her the question. Oh, yes. That was what that vibe was, where Clemmer was like, why didn't you ask him? Did you give up on it? No tax? No, the Blutman did, but I'm taxed. All right, the Blutman's got it.

Blutman's are on it. Blutman's. He did use a lot of tax All right, the Blutmans. The Blutmans are on it. The Blutmans. He did use a lot of tax for it. I don't think Hawaii required that many tax. He might need to get mini hats when he's in New England. Oh. You mean yarmulkes? Well, in Rhode Island, he has to get a yarmulke.

Here's an idea, too. I think this would actually work, because we don't want to ever risk someone taking any of these hats. We could get a Polaroid camera and take a picture of each one. Oh, that would be fun. And then we have the hats in like a safekeeping place. We get a big long glass case. Yeah.

I like the pictures. I think it would just look better too. How many do you want? We're almost ready. Six? Seven. Eight. Nine. Okay. Nine. Eight. Nine.

Okay. Nine. Five minutes left. All right. He's making cupcakes? Yeah. And we're going to just have to put the whole cupcake in our mouth? I think what we should do is...

So he could decide who gets it. No, because I think they're all... We're going to randomize it? But also, I think we need to figure out a way... Do we just all go one, two, three, and then put it in? I think one at a time. I think one at a time. I don't know, because what if the first person gets the toe? Right. Then it ruins it. So I think we all have to out a way. Do we just all go one, two, three, and then put it in? I think one at a time. I don't know, because what if the first person gets the tone?

Right, then it ruins it. So I think we all have to go at the same time. I do, too. And we're doing full cupcake? Yeah. Yeah. But if we go at the same time. He's putting other stuff in, too.

I think at the same time, too. It'd be too hard to get camera angles. That's what I was going to say. Lucas will fuck that up. He will. Yeah, he will. No, he won't. Well, no.

Shit, it's right there. Oh, you hear us? Damn. He will. Yeah, he will. No, he won't. Well, no. Shit, he's right there. Oh, you hear us? Damn it. Yeah, what would be the... I think it's the same time. It's gotta be same time. If Nick gets it, it's over. Yeah. But if Nick doesn't get it... It's fun.

It's fun. I kinda like one at a time. I think it would hit. Yeah, but what if the first person gets it? I'm just worried about the camera. kind of like one at a time. I think it would hit. Yeah, but what if the first person gets it? I'm just worried about the camera. Let's go one at a time. What if we get a second? One bite at a time? No, because then you could see it in the bite.

Well, we could do a wide shot, right? We could do a wide shot of all of them. Wide shot of everybody. Wide shot everyone at the same time. Yeah, there it is. There we go. I don't know. Yeah, and we'll have...

What the hell is that camera? Should we have just extra... Oh, Hank's got to come back in. Yeah, there it is. There we go. I don't know. Yeah, and we'll have... What the hell is that camera? Should we have just extra... Oh, Hank's got to come back in. Yeah, he does. So, Lucas, you don't have to eat one. Zahn, Steven will stand behind us. But is he putting other substances in the cupcakes that... Yes.

...feel like toenails? Like potato chips? Oh, he is? Cheez-Its and potato chips. So, you might not... We're going to eat this toenail. No, you can't bite through it. No, just put it in your mouth.

Do we have a big bite and then just feel it around? We can spit it out once we have it. Well, you have to. Yeah, you have to. It's like the baby in the cake. Who thinks I'm going to get it? It is you.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't. It might be mook too, though. I will throw up. Actually, it'll be me. It's always me. It's always me. It would be mook if though I will throw up actually it'll be me it's always me it's always me it would be mook

if there was no money that you would get after yeah that's just how it goes I'm incapable it was mook until big cat said $300

that mook was taken out of consideration yeah quick announcement Tommy's toe not broken told you good for the boy

am I a doctor apparently very very bru's toe not broken. Told you. Good for the boy. Am I a doctor? Apparently. Very, very bruised, but not broken. Has he ever broken a bone? He has not, no. Shocking. My others, I have three boys. One has broken three bones.

The other two have never broken a bone. You guys bone break kids? I was. I was not a bone break kid. I had a broken arm. I broke a leg. I didn't break my ankle until I was like 22. Ankle, leg, arm, wrist. Wow.

Walking into school first day getting a cast is the closest to celebrity I'll ever be. Yeah. My kids are Colorado twice. I did a wheelchair. And I signed what? I broke my ankle freshman year of high school and had to go in a wheelchair. You didn't need a wheelchair. I did because I couldn't support myself on crutches.

I was too fat and small. Too fat and small. Too fat and small. Too fat and small. Terrible combo. He was too fat to be disabled. Terrible combo. Too fat and small is maybe the worst.

I wasn't allowed to like bear weight and they were like if you fall on the crutches or can't support yourself, like we're going to have to reset it and recast. In what other situation can you be too fat and too small? Is that something you find out on your own? Or does the doctor break the news to you? The doctor kind of looked me up. It's a broken angle and it's actually even worse than that. I broke like the growth plate.

All the nerves were fucked up. It was like a whole thing. You're going to be too fat and small. You're too fat and small. I can't think of anything else. I'm thinking maybe like a... The only thing that comes to mind is if you're doing the drill you do in basketball where you throw it off the backboard in a line.

Yeah. That could be because that's cardio and height that could be too fast small too fast probably the only one yeah i have a picture yeah a water slide where you you have to where they you don't hit the height and they're also like but you're so fat you might pop the inner tube. There should be a width one at the top of water slides too. Too fat, too small to run this water slide. Oh, man. It's been a big Blutman show.

Is that a tack hammer? Yeah, it was. I think it's from Paige. So Paige got you a gift as well. Yours was the DVD. That's fair. You got the Blu-ray. I thought Blutmans were showing. I thought got you a gift as well. Yours was the DVD. That's fair. You got the Blu-ray. I thought Bloodmans were showing.

I thought you were showing favoritism. Yeah. And your family. Yeah, I was worried there for a second. Okay, so. That's Illinois. This one's Illinois. I don't know.

The hats might look cool up there. Yeah, you're right. Oh, we got to see them first. I mean, New York is just going to get really crowded. It's New England that's going to be a problem like out here colorado wyoming that's gonna look great yeah yeah we gotta go a little i'll give you a little sampling here is what utah might look like oh that's perfect but now show us delaware and here's what delaware might look like but do you put it out by the name del? I think so. Oh, that covers up

the Outer Banks. So much. We could do pictures in the east. Pictures in the east. It can't be pictures and hats. No, you gotta go one or the other. Alright, well, this one's Illinois. I think it's hats. Alright, we'll start with hats. We'll start with hats. This is Illinois? Yeah. Hank, have we sold this yet?

The map? Purple hats across the USA? I don't think so. Shit. We've got to get our best guys on it. That looks pretty good. Yeah, that's great. Illinois is perfect hat size. Yeah.

This is Clemmer's thing, but your guy's thing? It's all Clemmer's thing. Yeah, he came up with the idea. He wants to do it. He's motivated. It's his pitch. We're like, whatever you want to do, bro. Where's the do-rag?

Do-rag is in the end. I believe it's getting put up right now. It's do, bro. Where's the do-rag? Do-rag is in the end. I believe it's getting put up right now. It's right after this. Where's the, give me the sheets. Do-rag's in the end. You have your own sheets. Yeah. I don't know where my sheets are.

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Yeah. Because Michigan kind of is daunting up there. Michigan's gone. And you're right. You're going to have to go mini hats in New England. This is impossible to hang. Unless I put a hole through it. I don't want to do this.

Yeah, put a hole through it. Put a hole through it. Put a hole through it? It's a relic now. It's no longer really a do-rag. Is that thing velvet? It looks nice. What is it, velvet?

It's silky. Silky. You're going to have to double nail it on itself. We should do a special round of the dozen after we get all of them. We just have someone walk in with a hat. Say what state it is. Michigan. I can recognize that anywhere.

I got an idea for the do-rag. He's got an idea for the do-rag. He's got an idea for the do-rag. That's good. We needed an idea. Max, you want a cupcake? No, thank you. No, come on. Yeah, come on.

No, come on. Have a cupcake. It's Nick's birthday. Nick doesn't want me to be... It's Nick's birthday. Come on. It makes my job easier. Come on.

It's Nick's birthday. Sit down. Right there at the end. You get talked into things so easily. Oh, my God. Sit down right at the end. Just walk right in. The last one.

The last one. The last seat. The last seat. The last seat. Sit down. What are you doing? Dude, it's not. It's not that.

I'm telling you not to sit in Titus' seat. That's all. Why do you walk in so easily, Max? Yes, eat one. You can win $300 if your cupcake's the winner. Yeah. What is going on? Well, you get $300 if you eat the cupcake that has my toenail in it.

There's only one person who's going to get it. Is it random or are we wheeling? It's random. It's random. We're all putting it in our mouths at once. But there are other substances in the cupcakes that make you feel like it. There's like Cheez-Its, chips. And it's not like a little toenail, so you'll know.

No, it was big. My toenail, my big toenail died. It could be you. I need to stop walking past this. You really do. Oh, nice nails, Max. I know. I thought I had nails.

I still don't have nail polish remover I need to get some Max painted his nails because the Sixers drafted Yeah this was a horrible bit I was going to do some TikTok It maybe lasted for like You have to do one TikTok

He talked about it for like two seconds on PMT Well I was excited when they drafted him And then I was excited in the morning But then we didn't record until late afternoon and we had done so many other things that I lost my excitement for. Oh, Titus, that's beautiful. That looks beautiful.

Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Now, Big Cat, does it suck you can't make fun of Max? What do you mean? For the fingernail stuff. What do you mean? You can't make fun of him. For why? Nail polish. What about it? Because you done did it fun of him for why nail polish because you done did it no because you're you're you're your guy does yeah yeah but when cale williams does it's cool oh i forgot about that that's a big difference jared mccain is very cool mccain's a man

yeah no see i got another days into college and i'm three lectures behind No I knew I know that's one That's one you gotta do Yeah That's the one you gotta do Like in the basketball court With painted nails now Yeah We gotta defend each other at all

That looks great I may just be a painted nails guy Yeah that'd be cool I don't think I can pull it off Good job Titus Oh my god Wait where did Michigan go Oh no

Oh I dropped Michigan Sorry Maybe tuck Michigan in a little too Oh, no. Maybe tuck Michigan in a little, too. Fold it in on itself so it can fit. Oh, yeah. So nobody can see how big it is. Oh, yeah.

That's nice. This is a good tucker. He's a really good Tucker. Why don't you tuck me in at night? You guys missed it. She did stand up. They might do it again later. I saw the clip.

It's pretty good, right? Yeah, he really roasted you, Nick. Yeah. He got you pretty good. Yeah, I mean, it was good. He ignored me. It was good. He'll be doing stand up next month at the laugh factory tickets going fast flying

we have white socks dave on that show yeah i'll take chay i'll take chay outperforming white socks dave you got two headliners? And we have Chief and Eddie. Wow. I think all three of those guys are going up at once. Not sure. They're going to do it together? I think so. That seems...

Doing like the who's on first thing. Yeah, that would be good. That would be a fucking crush. Was your hour stand-up, has that been therapeutic for you? Are you willing to try new things easier? No. Okay. Would you willing to try new things easier? No. Would you ever want to do it again? I don't think so.

I've thought about it, but I think the only reason I did it was because I absolutely had to. If I didn't have to, I would have just been like, I'm not doing this because I hated it. It ruined our lives. Yeah. It was fun to be able to say I did it. I enjoyed the show. I would do the comedy. Laugh Factory. Laugh Factory. I would do that again. That was fun to be able to say I did it I enjoyed the I would do the comedy Laugh Factory I would do that again that was fun

I actually really enjoyed that You got laughs there but like I'm so lucky I fell down 13 steps Before your show then I couldn't go Because I was too hurt I'm so lucky Was it that bad? No I thought it was good.

I also was really drunk. Way worse. It was a slow start. Nick, the best advice anyone ever gave me was just drink three beers as fast as you can. That's the best advice anyone has ever given me. Yes. Drink three beers. Three beers is really bad.

Three beers is the best feeling in the world. It's euphoric. That is a good amount. You said it was awful when you started the beer games. What? The three beers together. No, that was my peak. Oh, okay. And if you had to go do a show right

after, you would have been buzzing. Yeah. Do you miss the beer games a little? No. I do. I had fun. I had fun at the beer games, but I'm just... Did you guys see Max's underwater torpedo? No I do I had fun I had fun at the beer games But the I'm just

I'm Did you guys see Max's Underwater torpedo Yeah That went directly Into a headlock Yeah But you were trying to be a good guy

You were trying to save I was trying to help Help the boys Yeah As Hank was as well But it was Such a funny clip Because he looked so bad

He looked like Aquaman And then he He actually swam directly underneath Taylor's arm into a headlock. Yeah. Have you ever brawled? Like, for real? Oh. Just like when you have randomly jumped me in the New York office. That was a little bit of a phase.

But like in college, like any tussles? Not really. Look at him. He's got a pin. I don't like the way you're looking at me right now. You look like you want to. Yeah, you do. Should we get the wrestling mat?

No. Max. Come on, Max. There's. I got to. After the cupcakes. After the cupcakes. We'll do it after the cupcakes Here they are

They look good Nicky you can go first I'd rather not I wanna go second I want Brandon to go first I wanna go last Oh they're warm Donnie what else is in here

Are there things that we would think There's no way you grab the one What are you doing Oh, they're warm. Donnie, what else is in here? Are there things that we would think? There are so many cupcakes. There's no way you grab the one with the... What was that? What are you doing? Why are you putting back? What is going on right now? I don't like that look.

Donnie's giving him looks. He's giving him eyes. He's moving things around. Wait, wait. This is crazy. This is bullshit. Here, I want mine now. Look at these.

What is happening? I mean, Donnie is just telling him which one to take I just took five cupcakes I'll trade with anyone You'll trade with anybody Brandon, trade him Trade him, Brandon Oh no

I got the one Oh fuck me, I don't like this anymore Che, you gotta come out here No, trade back Oh, no. I got the one. I mixed them all up. Oh, fuck me. I don't like this anymore. Why don't you just take one bite? Che, you got to come out here. No, no. Trade back. Trade back. No, no trade backs.

No, I think y'all had an agreement if you were going to get it. No trade backs. Why is mine so much cooler than yours? Why is it so hot? I bet you because the toenail warms up and cooks it from the inside. So are all of them normal cupcakes except for one? Yes. They all have something in them.

One of them is a toenail. What does that mean? They all have something in them. One of them is a toenail. Could be a Cheez-It. That's exactly what that means. Has the toenail one been taken? Do you know which one had it?

I don't know. I lost track of it. All right, so we need Lucas and Zah. Zah, you got to come and grab one. Donnie, you got to eat one. Luke and grab one Donnie you gotta eat one Luke Yeah Donnie

Yeah you do You gotta eat one Donnie So everyone be careful When you eat it Because we don't want it to You don't want to swallow it You have to bite right into the You gotta put the whole thing

In your mouth Whole thing in your mouth? Yes I think it's a biting situation Right? No Whole thing in the mouth Whole thing at once

That thing could slide in Has this toenail been washed? Yeah, we washed the toenail. And you get $300 if you get the toenail, and you get to keep it until next birthday. You have to keep it. Wait, what is it? The toenail, not the $300. It's a Nick birthday.

$300. I thought you meant the $300. All right. No, but if you lose the toenail, you owe Big Cat $3,000. All right. I'm going to do a bite so I get the center. No, there's no way I'll be's no way I can't fit the whole thing The whole thing is too big

Whatever's in there is in the center Oh my god Are there things worse than this 3, 2, 1, go Can I see something I chew something? I got something. I got something too.

I think I got it. I think I got it. I don't want to take another bite. I think I have it. The chips didn't stay. The chips are hard to eat though. They got soft, yeah. But it feels like a toenail would be. A toenail though.

Oh my God. I don't know what I have. No way. What happened? Brady got the toenail. What do I have? I have no idea what this is. I don't think it's a toenail, actually, though.

Brady, you got it? That's what made me drop. It's so hard that's it the toenail right there winner you fucking moron were the rest of these baked with toenail i was trying to take the toenail because i thought it was so fucked up and then you made me switch. He made me switch. I was going to eat the toenail. Wait, you knew? Yeah.

I wasn't going to make you guys eat a toenail, and then you made me switch. I thought he was protecting you. No, I was protecting all of you. You took the wrong one at first. I know. That's why I took the wrong one, and then Donnie gave me the look, and then he was like, it's this one, and then you made me switch. What in your mouth?

Oh. Oh. What are the things in the rest of them? And then he was like it's this one and then you maybe split in your mouth What are the things in the rest of them? Thought it was a cheese it and I bit down and it all I Was trying to be a good guy And then you fucked it up because I've been a bad guy for so long. Pay him. Yeah, I gave him my waltz upstairs.

I have my waltz upstairs. Oh, Brandon. He missed the garbage can. Oh, no. Am I clear? Yeah, thanks, Max. All right. Love you guys. I can't believe that went down.

I was trying to be nice. I thought I was trying to protect you. You're the one that made me switch. I had the hottest one. I was trying to protect you. How'd you get the toenail in there? Did you? I just, I put it, like, I poured half the batter in,

then floated all the chips and toenails on top and pushed the toenail in. I lost track of it while I was baking it. I was able to find it for Big Cat, and then as soon as they switched, I was like, oh, well, there goes that plan. Brandon, you get to keep it until next year. Yeah. Your toenail was in my mouth. Yeah, it was in my mouth too.

Actually, it's grosser for me because – It wasn't washed. I got that text too late. It wasn't washed. Oh, no. Give me the toenail. It's actually grosser for me because my toenail was in your mouth, then my mouth. True.

I got to wash it off because it's covered in... You got to maybe make a necklace out of it? I think a necklace would be cool. It will look like... Just put it in your wallet like a condom. He definitely washed it. Did it turn brown? Well, no.

No, it's just the chocolate. They were good cupcakes. Chocolate on it. Here, I'll tell Blutman to grab my wallet. We'll get more Blutman. Wow. It wasn't gross when I did it, but every time I think about it, it gets grosser. It wasn't that bad.

Nah. Little toes in your mouth. I mean, it would have been bad if you swallowed it. Yeah. It was sharp. Now that we've done that, we've got to do that with the razor blades. Yeah. Yeah, I'm willing. Yeah. It was sharp. Now that we've done that, we've got to do that with the razor blades. Yeah. Yeah, I'm willing.

Slippery slope. Mystery cupcakes. Actually, the texture of the chips was way worse. I thought it was the toenails. I know. That was scary. You guys had it bad. The chip.

Yeah, we did. We did. Actually, you should have to eat a chip one. I don't want to eat a chip one. I've had a toenail one. The chip was like wet paper. Yeah. I couldn't bite through it. Yeah. Really good cupcake. I chip one. I've had a toenail one. The chip was like wet paper. Yeah, that was horrible.

I couldn't bite through it. Yeah. Really good cupcake. I was pretty convinced I had it. Really good cupcake. Well, happy birthday, Nick. Thanks, man. This was good, and I can't wait until next year.

You don't get enough credit. Bringing the chef was a stroke of genius. Yeah. Chip Donnie's the best. How's his restaurant doing? He's been wonderful. You can't get a reservation. He's just stressed out his't go to reservations Have you guys gone?

I'm going Sunday? Oh nice Yeah I would like to go I need to go as well It's just him and his brother? He has a staff Oh

Yeah The two Donnie's? There's more than two Donnie's Oh He should actually start a restaurant called Donnie's And just make everyone be referred to as Donnie's? There's more than two Donnie's. Oh. He should actually start a restaurant called Donnie's and just make everyone be referred to as Donnie. All his brothers are Donnie's. Yeah. No, they're trying

to call his brother by his real name and I'm not allowing it. Kevin. No, it's Donnie. Yeah. Also Donnie. Who can name all the Kevins at Barstool? I can. I can name two. Alright. Clancy. Yes. Duggs. Yes. Chetsky. Chetsky.

Alright, that's it. Kevin. No. Zoopy. White boy. Zoopy. Zoopy. Fuck. White boy Rick. White boy Rick. Yeah, there's a lot. I want that for my brain. He tried to do that the first time. He did. And I was like, no, dude, you're Rick. You're Rick. You're Rick. That's crazy that you would try to say your name's Kevin.

Yeah. There's gotta be. It is his name. I didn't know that. Yeah. So many Kevins. I think it's been're Rick. You're Rick, yeah. Like, that's crazy that you would try to say your name's Kevin. Yeah. There's got to be. It is his name. I didn't know that. Yeah. So many Kevins. I think it's been called Rick. Do you guys know Pug's name? I don't.

I don't. I never tell. Is it funny? I won't tell either. No, it ruins it. Damn. Yeah. Oh.

Because if it was like Ernesto, that would be amazing. Yeah. Anybody who goes by. Claudio. Yeah, is it John? No. Anybody who goes by a name here, I just default to that and don't even worry about what they're. I never ask her anything.

Yeah, why would you? Like Dukes, I didn't know he was a Kevin. Kevin McDougal. Kevin McDougal. Yeah, McDougal? Yeah. Hot Sisters. Oh, my God.

Three, right? Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah. He has three Hot Sisters? That's what he said. We've never seen him. That's how he introduced himself to everybody. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Yeah. That's what he said. Yeah. He has three hot sisters? That's what he said. We've never seen him. That's how he introduced himself to everybody. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Kevin. I go by Dukes. I have three hot sisters. He had a hot girlfriend. My girlfriend fucked. Yeah, he had a hot girlfriend in college, too, it sounded like. Yeah.

Yeah. Obi Toppin wanted her. Yeah. I don't know if he wanted her. He got her. He got her. Achieved her. Yeah.

He was in misery the whole time. He might not have. He's like time God damn it I have to do this I don't want this Worst thing in the world Are we getting the little Skittles? Oh yeah I'm excited to laugh

My ass off Brandon you gotta intro him this time. No, I don't. You got the host. I took a toenail in the face. You got $300. We've got Little Swedish Fish, Stephen. You ever thought of that?

That could be your joke. Okay. So they've got these big Swedish Fish. What? Whoa. Hold on one sec, folks. So his name's LeBron James Jr. And I'm eating these little sweetest fish.

Yeah? But I go by Big Cat. What the fuck? Should I be Little Cat now? Oh my God, pretty good. Pretty good from the cat. I'm pretty good, right? Buttman.

Buttman. Blutman, you want to play charades? Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I respect you. I do not have three. Then why did you offer it?

I will be offering you what I have, and then there will be an IOU for the rest. Well, I'm going to do something with it. You're going to give it to me for my birthday? Exactly what I was going to do. Liar. I swear to God I was. I would not have accepted that. Well, you're going to have to.

You put a toenail in your mouth. If you give me that money, I'm buying something dangerous for Tommy. With it. $244. Damn. What would you buy? Dangerous. Life ending?

Yeah. Yes. We'll talk later. All right. What is it? Do you want to gamble that money? No, because he doesn't have any more. He doesn't have any more.

What would you like to gamble that money on? Everyone has to guess an item that you think is closest to $244. I said no. Whoever's closest. I put a toenail in my mouth. That's a great game, Kyle. Good idea. I put a toenail in my mouth. I'm not gambling. Yes. Whoever's closest. I put a toenail in my mouth. That's a great game, Kyle. Good idea. I put a toenail in my mouth.

Yes. I'm not gambling. No. All right. I think I got it. Resist. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my shit. I'm going to go with. No, I don't think I have it. All right. I think I have it. Let me think. I guess I'd go current. I'm going to go with...

The last generation, the MetaQuest 2. I'm going to go with... MetaQuest 2? Yeah. A 32-inch... Panasonic TV. I haven't offered the money. I'm going to go with the PlayStation 2

in case Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Okay, I'm going to go with a PSA 10 Victor Webinyama Prism base card. Wow. Are you writing these down, Lucas? I might be wildly off. I'm going to go a pitching machine. Well, there's varying levels of pitch okay then

i'll scrap that scrap that um that is a good guess though fuck that's some shoes maybe i don't want to do shoes i'll do like a very unique like a unique specific item did you guys all go? I haven't gone. Oh, I got one that you can go with. $244 gift card to Cheesecake Factory. Now. That would work.

What about like a used Burton snowboard without the bearings? What's your guess, Brandon? It was an Oculus MetaQuest 2 if you're right Brandon I'll double what Big Cat gave you yeah I'm not taking your money on your birthday I had his toe in my mouth and then I'll double both but I had a

the show started with the premise if you get the toenail you get the money right and I got the toenail but then KB brought it the premise price is right I'll say a Dyson hairdryer oh nice I got the toenail. But then KB brought it. The premise, Price is Right. I'll say a Dyson hairdryer. Oh, nice.

Pretty good. Do you have one, KB? No, Mocha. No, you already did. You did? Yeah, we all have gone. Oh, my God. It was your game.

I know. Go with a piece of clothing. No. Do the NASCAR. Do the NASCAR. While we wait for Keith. You took my sheet. It's right there. You took my sheet.

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Company man. Let's see what my Uber eats for the little Skittles. He's on his way. All right. Is he on a bike? Yes. Kyle, what's your 244 item um a fake fireplace okay all right good shit all right let's search him lucas

one by one yeah what was yours steven are you giving mine was a ps2 dragon ball z Budokai Tenkaichi 3. I think. Was that mine or was that somebody else's? Can you say that just a little bit slower? Dragon Ball Z. PS2. PS2. Dragon Ball Z. Budokai Tenkaichi 3.

Come on, Lucas. Keep up. Come on, Lucas. Keep up. Come on, Lucas. You got this. Oh, shit. That's 244. 224. 224.

Wow. That's close. Wow. Damn. That was very close. All right. This is Victor Wemba Nyama. That's five. Which one is it That was very close. All right. This is Victor Wimbonyama. That's –

Which one is it? 150? Rhythm rookie card? 150. That one's going to vary a lot because it's just eBay postings. Which one? Which one? Go up.

Go up. None of them are close to 250. Go up. The 150. 150. 150. All right. So you're out.

You're out. Because he was – Nick got one that was 224.99. All right, so you're out. You're out. Because he was winning $20. Nick got one that was $224.99. All right, this is yours, Brandon. Yeah, the MetaQuest 2. That one's $26,348. Okay.

Well, I guess I'm at the Quest 2, but it's still not that close. Okay. Oh, that's... $219. That's pre-owned. That's pre-owned. He just said Dyson. There's a lot of them. He didn't say pre-owned. Yeah. I think he's pre-owned. That's pre-owned. He just said Dyson. There's a lot of them.

He didn't say pre-owned. Yeah. I think he's out, too. Nick in the lead. That was 224. Oh, wait. 249? God fucking damn it.

That was you? I kind of just offered up a broad. It's the first one. It's the first one. But it is. is all right then what about mine what was yours 32 inch panasonic tv i feel low you think so the 32 32 now yeah but 32 inches you can get for like 90 bucks yeah oh oh okay i see what you're saying you can get a 60 inch for panasonic for probably $300.

TVs used to be $1,000. Everything has gotten more expensive except TV. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, wow. Wow. Wait. $75? No, that's not.

Yeah, no, Panasonic, that's $259. That was pretty close. That was pretty fucking close. That was pretty fucking close. Not as close as Kyle. No, but that was pretty. Can you say it was pretty fucking close It was pretty fucking close And what was yours Brandon

I don't know Oculus Metacost Oh yeah yeah KB what did you guess A fake fireplace Some of us went very specific With our brand names and everything Yeah and KB just

KB just said an item that could Yeah maybe Yeah Couldn't it also Couldn't a fake fireplace just be the wall Yeah fake fireplace You know what i meant give him the money brandon i don't look give him no there's my fireplace right there he's like what are you talking about well it's fake yeah okay brandon double or nothing just me versus you 488 dollars oh i don't want on double or nothing let's go

got it now i'm gonna be out for 200 yeah yes double or nothing what let's go. Got it. Now I'm going to be out for 200? Yeah. Yes. Double or nothing what? $488. No, the competition. That's what you got to guess. $488 item. I don't buy things. Just use my TV and then double.

$230. Oh, a 64-inch Panasonic TV. That might be too much. That might be too big. No, pass. Just give me the money. Okay. No might be too much. That might be too big. No, pass. I'll just give him the money. Okay. No, you don't have to give me the money.

No, don't give me the money. I'll 1v1 you right now to nine for $244. To nine what? Basketball. No, I'm not. Come on. I'm not doing anything physical. No, fuck that.

We're about to be on vacation. I got a game for you we played the other day. It's knockout, but you can only walk slowly. Oh, I love it. It was a blast. No one broke a sweater. I'd like to do it, but I don't want to put the money up. Let's do that.

Yeah, let's do that. All of us? Yes. Lucas, you got this? All right, the little Skittles are here. So should we do walking knockout, then little Skittles to end the show? Yes. All right, so walking knockout.

But you got to walk slow. Show us. Connor Griffin, get in here and announce. You got to wait until he gets caught up. Hey, good cupcakes, Donnie. Great cupcakes, Donnie. They were. Amazing, fucker.

Did you do NASCAR? I did. You want to do High Noon? Someone do High Noon. I didn't do High Noon. Nick's going to do it. I'll do High Noon. Gladly.

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Come on, Lucas, you can do it. Lucas. Oh! Wait these are funny wait focus Oh, this is funny Hello, everybody. Shout out to the podcast listeners. This cushion is not covering anything. Hey, Zal, how's it going? Lucas, hello, hello. Connor Griff in the house. What's up? Hey.

Lucas, are you ready for this? Yes. Okay. So hopefully we will be able to see the hoop. And I think we should be all good. Oh, yeah, your phone's over here, Big Cat. All right, got you. You know where we got you. Yeah.

Should be good. Okay. Titus looks like he's up first. Ready to go with the man bun. I think we're good. We good, Lucas? Go off. All right.

Slowly walk. Slowly walk. Yep. Wait, show us. Show us. Show us the slow walk. This is an example. This doesn't count. Show us the Slowly walk. Slowly walk. Slowly walk. Slowly walk. Yep. Wait, show us. Show us. Show us the slow walk. This is an example.

This doesn't count. Show us the slow walk. This doesn't count. This doesn't count. Alright, Kyle. Alright. You got it. Okay.

Yeah, right there. That's pretty good. Okay. Right there. I like it. I like it. Okay. Alright. Okay. Here we go. Here we go.

All right. Whenever you're ready. Ready, go. Tide is starting off. Drains it. A long rebound for Moog. Hair ball. That's an hair ball from Brandon.

Now we have a tight race getting back to the hoop. And Mook gets it off glass. Boy, that was close. Big Cat almost knocked out Brandon. Short rebound for Big Cat. Can Nick knock him out? Nope. Oh, he just doinked

Big Cat. He doinked him on the rebound. And KB has knocked out Nick. The first elimination. Oh, we're getting hot here, folks. Mook misses. Can Branham knock him out right here? Hey, Nick. What's going on? You see the size of those Skittles? They're tiny as fuck, dude.

Big Cat. Ooh. I really got him in the head, didn't I? Yeah, no, you really ricocheted off of him. Big Cat gets it to go, but KB has a long rebound. Look how casual he's walking. Oh, but Shea misses. Very nonchalant.

Look how slow he's walking. Get back into it, Kyle. Put it up, Kyle. Put it up, Kyle. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is two turtles going after each other. Oh, he's done for.

He's done for. He's done for. He was walking so slow. KB joins Nick in the eliminations. Mook just got Titus out. Yeah. Wow. Okay. So Titus is now gone.

Titus is getting the ball. Titus is taking his time, taking the ball. Oh, no. Brandon misses to knock out Brandon. Big one, big one. Well, he still got him. That's a short rebound. Long rebound for Brandon. Brandon's

got his last-ditch effort right here. A wedgie! Brandon, no! We got a wedgie in slow walk knockout. Jesus, Brandon. Well, technically, if Big Cat had knocked that in right there, that would have been –

Well, Big Cat already made his. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true, true, true. Hey, Brandon. Is Mook going to win this? Oh, good shot from Che. Clutch Gene Che. Clutch Gene Mook.

Wow. Great game. Big Cat can't get the roll. Neither can Che. Go bounce for Che. He's dead. Big Cat stays alive. Can Che knock it in right there?

There he does. Mookie. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Big Cat knocks him out. Big Cat versus Che the final two Che goes win here into little Skittles

that would be all time oh no that's going all the way to the wall oh no this should be a sure fire W for Big Cat gotta think but a miracle is still at play.

Put it up, Che! Yeah, Che's gonna need to chuck this one. Oh! He sunk it! Oh my god. So now we go back to the top of the key. Stephen Che, first shot. Wow.

Oh, wow. He's on fire, folks. But Big Cat responds. What a competition. The tension, dude. Two titans. Here we go, Che. Oh, this is going to be tight.

This is going to be really tight. Okay, Che. He connects. Oh, big cat. Big cat, after messing around a little bit at the rim, gets it to go. We go back for round number four. Wow. Knockdown, Che. Uh oh. Not long enough.

Fast walk, Che. Fast walk, Che. He's doing okay. This is a big momentum swing right here. We gotta have it. We go! Oh. Oh.

Flanks it off back iron. Big Cat. Big Cat. Big Cat, go! Come on, Big Cat! This is a window right here. Good hustle, good hustle! Oh! Wait, he's still in. He's still in! Yeah, you better shoot! Oh, that might be done for.

No! That'll do it. Big Cat. Wow. Good fucking game. He's our winner of inaugural slow walk knockout That's the most competitive slow walk knockout I've ever seen Good shit Good shit What a great game Thank you everybody

Thank you Connor You guys want to play again? I kind of do KB wants to go a little slower this round Okay Round number two kicks off with Che off back iron Big Cat can't get that one to go We got two long ones

Che's ball is rolling into the studio right now Big Cat went towards the cave This is slow as molasses. Big Cat has the advantage. Che going to heave one from deep. Nope. Big Cat eliminates him. Now we go to move.

Oh, in and out for Titus. Had a chance to eliminate Mook. Can Brandon knock out Titus? This sets up a perfect elimination for Brandon. Yep, he's going to eliminate Titus. Oh, we get the suspenseful music, Lucas? Okay, okay. Oh no, an air ball from KB.

Nick just needs the ball from Titus, but Titus is milking it. The birthday boy. Can't get the roll. And now it's a low speed chase for Nick. To get the rebound. KB converts on the layup. Dishes it out to Big Cat.

Big Cat. 4-3. Oh. Nick tried to get that away. Wait, what's going on right now? This ball still has life. Big Cat's rebound goes all the way to the body armor, but Nick I think was trying to get Big Cat's ball out of the air and knock it away, so Nick's ball went even further. Nick's still in? Yeah, no, he hasn't been eliminated yet.

Big Cat's behind him? Yeah. Yeah, this is going to take a long time. Big Cat. Risky. Pulls up from three. Gives Nick some more life Nick grabbed the wrong ball I think He's got the right one

Oh Big Cat's ball is going down the hallway Okay It's not going down the hallway He from Nick Oh All the way to the other side of the court Oh no he from Nick oh oh all the way to the other side of the court

oh no Big Cat misses he missed the rebound god damn it this is torture the boys are winded Titus that map does look really good In person

Yeah You hadn't seen it? I saw it on the show but I didn't see it until You work here all day No no no but I hadn't seen the hats on it Oh the hats Yeah the hats on it. Oh, the hats. Yeah, the hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a standoff right here.

Who shoots first? Oh, no. Nick is done for it. Oh Had a shot to stay in that's tough. What is going on? Got the zoomies right there for a second. I was tired of walking slow. Yeah, true true true. I guess so Brandon with a chance to eliminate mook. Oh no good rating. That's going all the way towards the soccer net. Kyle stretching. I don't know if you can call that a stretch.

Mook. Put it up. And he lay it in. Gets it off glass. Now Brandon has a chance to stay alive right here with Kyle coming up to shoot. Brandon stays alive. KB. Oh, no.

Front rim, and that's a long one. Big Cat drains it. KB has been eliminated. So now we're down to Big Cat, Mook, and Brandon. Mook with the shot attempt. Mookie. Mook with the shot attempt. Mookie! Mook sneakily has one of the better jump shots in this office. A long rebound for Brandon.

Oh, it goes down the hallway. Big Cat, slow down. And there he goes. Look at the desks. Big cat. Yep. Good sportsman. Giving a little bit of a breather.

No. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh, he heeded off the backboard intentionally. And it's going all the way to the other side of the gym. Wow. He has a flair for the dramatic. Okay, where is Brandon? Do we have eyes on Brandon?

Are you Rudolph through and through or is there any others that compete for the top reindeer? What other reindeer are there? I thought you were a big Rudolph guy Rudolph Shiny New Year yeah is one of my favorite films of all time You haven't even begun to investigate other reindeer it sounds like Rudolph shiny new year. Yeah. It is one of my favorite films of all time. Um, you haven't even begun to investigate other Rangers.

It sounds like, you know, there's also reindeer universe. Oh, I guess. Yeah. There are the eight other ones or the seven other ones. Um,

there, who's the one in the Santa Claus that's farting and shit. Blitzen. Uh, yeah, maybe Blitzen was farting and shit. He was farting and shit In Santa Claus Yeah there was

I don't know Comet Might have been comet Oh okay now we're back We can stop We can pause the reindeer talk For a second No I think we have plenty of time

I was thinking of Different reindeers In different universes What explain now in different universes. What? Explain now. In different universes? Shot from Big Cat. Oh, he got it. So Brandon's eliminated.

What does that mean? What were you thinking? I was thinking of different reindeers. What exercise is that? In different universes? There's the universe of Dasher, Dancer, Prancer. Sure, yes. What yes this universe. I was That maybe there would be other reindeer like why why why why I don't know I couldn't think of a reindeer games

That Ben Affleck Ben Affleck Gary Sinise. Oh Big cat has a look you might have to be a hero right here. They cat has a chance to go back to back He got it. Mook. Oh, that was close. All right. Big Cat's good at it. Big Cat.

That's your four. Two for two. All right. Thank you again. What a game. Did you play that with your dad when he was here, Kyle? No, I thought of it a couple days ago with some of the boys. That's the new game of the summer.

I'm going to say it right now. I don't think. Why. That's the new game of the summer. I'm going to say it right now. I don't think. Why not? It's the game of the summer. I like it. I don't like sweating. Right. Yeah, there's no sweat.

Having the ball just be out of your reach, you know you can't pick up your steps. You're like fighting every instinct. I think mine rolled further away than any basketball's ever rolled. It went to the other side of the office. I tried to make it dramatic. I threw it off the backboard and had to go all the way to the other end.

Yeah. Not for the big event. Yeah, now for the main show. For the main show. Let's go. Get the mic and stuff out here. Should he have to As the warm up joke Deliver the LeBron James joke one more time Can we do

Yeah that should be the warm up joke LeBron James joke should be the warm up joke Can we also do something Can we all have some little Skittles Just so we know what they taste like Yeah probably Wait we all know the joke? He said that'll suck because you'll all know the joke.

Maybe he's explaining little Skittles to us. Are you explaining little Skittles to us? Will it ruin the joke if we ask him? It'll ruin the joke? Yeah, his premise is like, have you guys seen this shit? And we're supposed to be like, no. And he's like, oh yeah, you gotta see this shit.

So are we allowed to eat the little Skittles? Yeah. Okay. But is there a chance it'll ruin the joke if we eat the little Skittles? No, but it's an okay joke. It's an okay joke standalone. I'm pretty confident we didn't ruin the joke. All right.

Fine. Oh, wow. These are little. Brandon, intro. Oh, no. Wait, hold on. Everyone else got to get intro. Oh, no. Wait, hold on. Everyone else got to get some little Skittles. Yeah.

All right. You have to pass them around. Little Skittles? Why don't they just call them Littles? That's true. Oh, was that a joke? Oh, no. Oh, no.

I promise you guys, no joke Most excited I've ever been on this show Ever Mook, why don't you intro him, you got it down Mook, have you never had little Skittles before? Oh, they're so little Can you warm up with the LeBron joke? Yeah, and then give us the little Skittles

We're building a set Alright, do you need the little Skittles. We're building a set. All right, do you need the little Skittles on stage? You don't? Why did you need us to get them? Why do we get them? Oh, we're staying careful. All right. Ready?

Yeah. All right. Give it up one more time for KB No Swag, everybody. Let him hear it. Yes. This next comic, he's probably eaten your pussy before. Give it up right now for Stephen Che. Yeah.

Great. Walk slow. Walk slow. How we doing, Chicago? Yeah. Woo, woo, woo. Oh, man. How we doing Chicago? Yeah! Woo! Oh man, so it's Friday going into the weekend. Hell yeah.

Past couple days. Any sports fans in here? Hell yeah. We love sports in this country. Has that been missed? So the NBA draft has been the past couple days. They broke it up into two days. First time they've ever done that.

Big story. It's Bronny James. It's a kid who had a heart attack last year. Oh, my God. Oh. People are wondering if he was going to get drafted. Yeah. Woo.

Who saw that one coming? That one. Got to add on a little twist once in a while. Yeah, he's out of tags. So the big story going into day two is that is Bronny James going to get drafted? Now his dad, LeBron James, you may have heard of him. Give it up if you've heard of LeBron James. Yeah!

NBA all-time leading scorer. Some Ohio State fans might not like him in here. I'm just playing a character. That's why they... So the Lakers had the 55th pick last night. Where are the Skittles? That was the big story. Are the Lakers going to take Bronny James?

Turns out, 55th pick comes along end of the night. Wonder if he's going to get picked. And the Lakers do take Bronny James. Whoa. The whole crux of it is the dad, LeBron. They say nepotism is a problem in this country. He plays for the Lakers. Which means...

What? That LeBron James is having sex. On the reg, you'd think, with the mom of his newest team. Tap it, tap it, tap it. Tap the mic. Tap the mic off your thigh. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Wipe your forehead. Yeah, tap your forehead. Blot... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. Check. Wipe your forehead. Yeah, tap your forehead. Blot your forehead like it's too hot. Wipe it, wipe it. These lights are bright, huh? So, I've been here about almost eight years now.

Where? Barstool Sports. Oh, oh! Give it up now. Where? Barstool Sports. Oh, oh. Give it up if you work for Barstool Sports. Yeah. Yeah. Used to be on the business side. A lot of meetings about who knows what. Nothing really.

One of my favorite candies. Skittles. Give it up if you have. Skittles. Give it up if you have some Skittles in your mouth right now. Yeah! I always wonder, what is it like being in corporate America, working for Skittles, working for Starbucks? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Yeah. What are you having meetings about turns out skittles has a new product out oh you might have heard of it skittle littles which means At some point, there was not one, not two, not three. I'm talking several. Bren, you got it? Several. Yeah. Several meetings that Skittles are too big.

That's it? Yeah, all right. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Good night, Chicago. Yeah. Drive safe this 4th. Yeah.

That was pretty fucking good. And thank God we waited for the Skittles to get here. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Holy shit. I just think about how we

What a punchline We almost ruined that show Yeah We did yeah Thank god we took More yeah Encore One more

Encore Some crowd work Holy shit Encore. Encore. Some crowd work. Holy shit. Anytime the audience says, that's it, question mark. Yeah. After your joke, you know you got a killer joke. Yeah. Well, he showed us.

I think the only notes I'd have, Stephen, is maybe go with the green or the yellow so we could see it better. It was the purple. It's his favorite color. I went with purple. Damn. Yeah. That's a good note. That is a good note.

Yeah, like something that pops, but otherwise 10 out of 10. Oh, you had a different? What did you have in your pocket? Yeah, I took it from the wrong pocket. Oh, see that green? That green. Oh, you took it from the wrong pocket? So we didn't need to buy the Littles.

No, that was just, I was structuring it, and it made more sense to just hold it. But this is why you work the clubs before your special, right? That's true. You got to get reps in. You got to iron it out. You got to get reps. This is why you're out every night being a dog. So, Che, how do you think it went?

It was as advertised. Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? I actually think it was pretty good. For one joke. You think about it, the Skittles Littles are advertised as little, and he showed us they're little. Yeah, he did.

No, he didn't show us. No, he called that a legitimately good joke. No, he showed us the little. No, he showed us a regular Skittle. Wait, did you show us a regular? It was a regular Skittle. Because the regular Skittle is too big. They're small themselves.

Oh, I didn't get the joke. You didn't get it't get it no wow skittles are small as they are yeah now i see it yeah you know you know eminem makes eminem minis so if like the skittle joke pops off yeah swedish fish you follow the whole through all the candies genre tiny cupcakes i think you change it depending on which region of the country you're performing in. I think you just do every single food. That's smaller. And people don't catch on to like the third or fourth. That's all you're doing. That's all he's doing.

Yeah, kitty-sized candy cars. Yeah. Uh-huh. Like in the club, would he follow that Skittle joke with the same Eminem joke? Yeah. No, I think the Skittle joke is like the hammer for your first time. Then you burn all that material and when you're shooting your second special you do M&M's.

What if you end the whole thing with a baby? Oh, yeah. Like they invade a small human. There's been a baby in this box the whole time. That's genius. Yeah. This will be a tease. Whenever I do do the Laugh Factory

There is one other candy based joke What? Every time you tease I hear it There's another If your whole set is candy It would be incredible He's candy special

You come out looking like Willy Wonka Oh my god Che just do a straight up candy set You come out looking like Willy Wonka? Oh, my God. Do the tumble? Yeah. Che, just do a straight-up candy set. I would die for a candy set. Che, I'll put money behind.

Maybe we'll make a special, like a CD. Che's candy special, Halloween. Can you get that sold? Can you do an hour of candy that we could put out? Yeah That's hard man Alright we could do some songs in between We could do the Monster Mash song

Monster Mash Are there other candy songs? I want candy Missing you like candy Sexy candy Candy girls Sexy candy Yeah there's a lot of candy

Candy anymore? Yeah we could cover all of these I'll take you to the candy Candy shop, there's a lot of candy. Candy, am I banding more? Yeah, we could cover all of these. I'll take you to the candy. Candy shop. Jay's Candy Special. What would you change if you had to do it again? Would you tighten it up

or make it longer? I think that was fine. Yeah, that was perfect. But the purple, you agree the purple? Right, yeah, yeah. The color of the skittle, I would change.

Gotta have it be yellow. Oh, I bombed last night. I pulled out the the skittle i would change gotta have it be yellow oh i bombed last night i pulled out the purple what the fuck's he holding i haven't done that since 1982 i love you chase so much what what candy is your other yeah what about it i can't because then it gives it away. Come on. That's a comic. I'll give it away. Is it chocolate? It is not. That's all I'll give you. Oh, shit.

That's all he'll give us. Is it Jolly Rancher? How jolly? How happy was that? Yeah, like honestly. Jolly Rancher. Okay, is it about lifesavers? No, you're not going to get it.

Oh, okay. Now we want to get it. I'm going to get it now. Mentos. I'm done with this game now. Oh, wow. He's pissed. He's got you.

I mean, he just burned two Grey Joes, so I'd be pretty pissed too. He said he had 10, though. He does have 10. I got to pretty pissed too. He said he had 10 though. He does have 10. The other candy. I got to work on him. Damn. Yeah, I got 10 premises. The other candy.

I think you could tighten up the Skittles joke, but the LeBron and James joke is ready to go. Yep. It is ready to go. Yeah, ship it out right now. That's ready for Instagram Reels, TikTok. It's ready to go on the road. You got to post it soon while it's topical. Yep. It's true Reels, TikTok. Ready to go on the road. You got to post it soon, though, while it's topical. Yep.

It's true. Oh, man. It's been a great yak. Should we spin the wheel and get out of here? As long as it's not wet. So, yeah, we're gone next week. We'll be back on Monday the 8th. Yeah.

Wow. Then I'm out for a couple days, unfortunately. Joe Burrow again? Tahoe. Oh, yeah. So get some interviews. Nice. Some big ones.

Tell him I say what's up. Tahoe? Yeah, tell Tahoe I say what's up. Tahoe. I kind of forgot that we were off this week, and I booked a vacation for the third week of July. It happens. Is that okay?

Yeah. Enjoy yourself. You have two weeks off. I'm going to take some time off at the end of July. Okay. You're good. I might go somewhere. Probably not coming back to August.

Yeah? July's our one month that's kind of like hey there's not a lot going on july doesn't count no we get football is going to be here for sooner than we can imagine do you think brandon that football has been i feel like this year we've had to wait longer than ever for football you know why so long well longer but i think when ea sports decided they were going to drop it this summer they created a second date to have to get to and it feels like it's taking forever to get to that but i i think it's more that the the playoffs weren't great yeah and being nhl yeah feels like they didn't take up as much of our time and mind space right you see they dropped the coach rankings

yeah diana seven the coaches aren't in the game, Titus. I'm not falling for that. But if they did, I'm going to go with it. Why'd you move Camp Randall lower? Why'd I move it what? Lower. I didn't move it lower. You said lower.

I don't think I mentioned Wisconsin. Yeah, you did. Well, I think – do you think Camp Randall is the seventh toughest place to play? I think it's a very good stadium, but I don't think it's the seventh toughest place to play. Could be. It's not tougher than – Who's to say? Not tougher than Tennessee.

Okay. It's not tougher than like five or six schools below it, I think. Who else? I mean, I certainly think Michigan would be up there, wouldn't it? No. Okay. Good. You said it, not me.

I didn't have to say it. Tennessee is behind it. Auburn's behind it. Those are both tougher places to play, just stadium-wise. Well, why don't you ask the question? Brandon, do you have the toenail? If not, you owe $3,000. Right here.

We got it. Good. I'm weirdly going to have to go wash the chocolate off of it, so I'm going to go wash your toenail. I think it's more gross without chocolate on it. No, but then it doesn't look like a toenail with the chocolate off of it, so I'm going to go wash your toenail. I think it's more gross without chocolate on it. No, but then it doesn't look like a toenail with the chocolate on it. You want it to look like a toenail? You've got to put it in a case. If you're keeping a toenail

around it, it has to look like a toenail. Fair, fair, fair point. I don't want to lose the toenail aspect of it. It looks just like a chocolate-covered toenail. And I've got to get the chocolate off. You might accidentally throw it in your mouth again. I might. Some chocolate. Not even accidentally. If he's on a long drive home. He finds it in your mouth again. I might. Some chocolate. Not even accidentally.

If he's on a long drive home. He finds it in his pocket. Alright, let's spin the wheel. I'm going to miss you guys. You're not going anywhere. You're staying around. Oh, okay. Oh, no.

No. It can't be. Yeah,. No. It can't be. Yeah, Titus. It can't be. Max Hank. Max Hank. Chef Donnie. Chef Donnie.

Oh, imagine him wet. Did Blutman count? Connor Griffin. Yeah, both of them, of course. Both Blutman's broke the threshold in here, right? Yep, sure did. I'd like to see Liam wet. I want to see a wet Blutman. Have we seen a wet Blutman before? I don't know, right? Yep, sure did. I'd like to see Liam wet. I want to see a wet Blutman.

Have we seen a wet Blutman before? I don't know. It's possible Liam's never been wet. I don't know if I can picture him wet. Have you either here or in the wild seen a wet Blutman? If we make a wet Blutman, do three more Blutman show up? Mark Blutman told me Liam was a dry birth. Whoa.

Whoa. Oh, I didn't even have to text. Were you watching it in there? This show sucks. Are you playing basketball today? No, I need to work out. I told you, I haven't worked out. Let's play basketball. I need to lift. You can play basketball, then lift.

No, because I don't have time. Oh, here they come. No one's happy about this. Connor, yeah, I forgot come. No one's happy about this. Connor, yeah. I forgot Connor. Connor. Where's Hank? Chef Donnie might have left.

I think Hank's playing 18. Oh, he said I left. Fuck, I'm watching. All right, well, I'll have to. Have to get wet where they are. You think it's going to be a blot, man? All right, Lucas, get everyone on the wheel. Yourself included.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Stefan. Stefan. Oh, that would be so funny. All right, there's some good options. Really good options. What do you think he'd say? Did you catch Stefan's jeepers today, Matt?

Drats. He said jeepers. What do you mean? When someone's wrong in the PMT booth, he says jeepers. Oh, jeepers. No, I didn't catch that. Yeah. Was he hunting a ghost with a fucking Great Dane?

Oh, jeepers. Okay. It's funny because Scooby-Doo. Are we missing anyone? Get him. You're wet. You're wet. You're a pucks.

Oh, fuck out of here. I love how big this wheel is but I also hate it This is great I forgot about Ryan Oh yeah Ryan alright Okay spin it Ryan's got great skin Never seen a poor on the boy

Kyle Something's amiss Kyle He did win Oh this is gonna to be fun. This is going to be fun. This is bullshit. I'm going to start taking my shoes off.

Keep going. All right. Zah. Zah. That one we can all root for. It's never Zah. There you go, Moo. There you go, Mook. Solid move.

No, you can't beat Disaster yet. Who said Disaster? Way too early. We haven't even got to the normal wheel yet. Disaster is like four people. No! This isn't Disaster. Disaster. Disaster. That was my one one I want yeah No, oh right, that's good shower probably made him We still have both Blutmans.

That's good. It's a blessing. Yeah. We have two Lucases as well. Oh, that lucky dog. That lucky dog. Just one Lucas. One Luke, one Lucas.

Whatever. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. There's Plotman. I'm sorry. You said it was disaster. I wanted that so bad. I wanted it so bad.

I've been one away four times now. There you go, Brandon. Let's go. Let's fucking go. It's going to be me. Huge. It's going to be me. It's fucking go. It's going to be me. Huge. It's going to be me. It's still not the size of the regular.

Yeah, we're still so early. I've never been more relaxed. Uh-oh. God damn it. Five times. It's always me. It's always me. It's always me.

If it's me, I'm not going to do it. Yeah, you are. I know. I had a full canister ready in case I got swept in the finals. Oh. Six times. The blood is safe. Damn it. Fuck.

No, no, no. I'll do it. No, the karma would get me. Titus? What are you doing? Oh, there you go, Titus. Susie took his shoes off. Yes.

Atta boy. It's never Titus. It's never Titus. Doesn't that work? It's always TJ. Yeah, no, when you take your shoes off, it always works. And then Max just took his shoes off immediately. Donnie.

Okay. All right, now it's nerve-wracking. Now it's getting late early. Birthday boy in his birthday suit? Oh. Nakey, nakey, nakey. Sit. Wow.

Max. Max, it's so amazing. Come on, Max. I'm rooting for you. I'm retiring from this show. You can't. Sure, I can. No, you can't.

There you go, Max. There you go, Max. I'm retired. Yes, I'm retired. Yes, I fucking love this show. Yes. Remember the... Yes.

Oh, no. Oh, no. The premature clap. Oh, no. Birthday boy versus stand-up comedian. All right. Oh, man. The funny man versus Nick. God damn it. Steven.

Jay's come in. His glasses are already off. Jay's all business today. He kind of crushed. Yeah. One nothing check. Did that joke really suck? These aren't good pissing pants.

You can work on it. I think the yellow, honestly, the yellow Skittle. Yes. It took you like three times with the Bronte joke. So three times with the Skittle joke. Oh, no. Oh, no. I didn't actually like the Bronte joke.

You didn't like the Bronte joke? I liked it. The whole show was about the Bronte joke. I didn't like the joke. The Bronte joke's better than the Skittle joke. The brownie joke went dummy viral am I gonna have to birthday piss I think this thing's going 7 2-2 I think this thing's going 7 road team hasn't won a game yet

wow not a series till that happens still hasn't which is the funniest saying ever because if you are down 2-0 Still hasn't. Which is the funniest saying ever. Because if you are down 2-0 and then the road team wins the third and goes up 3-0, then the series is over.

Oh, game seven, boys. Game seven. Hey, Jay, whatever happens. Hold you is going seven. Hold you is going seven. Birthday boy. Birthday boy. Birthday boy. Oh, no. Oh!

Yay! Nicky! There we go. Yay. Oh, that stinks. Che, when you come back, wet, can you do the brownie joke one more time? Wet. Wet brownie. Pleasure. Wet brownie joke to send us into wet yeah wet

brownie joke exactly all the brownie joke they really top us off really make us feel good get the mic in the middle I need more thrusting though I need more yeah no he still has to be wet he hasn't mastered the the leg tap yeah

yeah well because he doesn't know the the leg tap yeah yeah well because he doesn't know know when to talk and when to tap he'll talk while he's tapping just tell him this has to be the most sexual one yet really hammer that sex home i think it's because the way you phrase the joke is sleeping with yeah and that's not yeah and when you say sleeping with your instinct is not to thrust your last time he went with sex though yeah i need some fucking and it's getting getting fucking in there a little little grunge just like wonder how wet he'll get.

Do you think he'll get super wet? No. I don't remember a wet Che. I don't either. I can visualize all of you wet, but I can't visualize Che wet. No, Che's gotten wet. I'm sure he has. I don't remember it.

I haven't been wet in this office. Oh, tomorrow, N office. Oh, tomorrow. Niles. Oh, yes. Leaning Tower of Niles. We're doing our 5K race. What time? 11.

11. Please come. Yep. Fuck. I'm going to be so hungover. I'm going to be up in the Burbs tomorrow. I'm going to try to stop by. Swing through.

I'm driving all the way. You don't have to come. No, I want to. I'm going to be up there anyway. Oh, yeah. And there's a barbecue spot across the street that's giving us deals and is going to have some tabs for everybody that runs the race. I might make my three-year-old

run it. Yeah, of course. 100 laps. It's honor system. We're going to tally with a sharpie. Everybody gets a sharpie there and you get to tally your arm 100 laps. She can't go two blocks without tripping. Well, it's not two blocks. It's really short around the tower. Okay, that's good.

And then we will have a cigarette stand. You can grab a cigarette while you're running. Mook will be there. Even if you don't want to run, come hang out, be in the video. It'll help us. My prediction is we get up there and thrown out in ten minutes. We'll probably, yeah, get thrown out.

You didn't tell them you were doing it? It's a public park. Oh. We'll see. You'll see. 100 miles. No, laps. Three miles. Are you guys driving out there? I'm going to meet here and Uber up. Alright. How far out is it?

He's just now getting to the shower. Yeah, what? What's he doing? He's getting the temp right i feel like shay stands in the shower getting his temp right for 45 minutes at a time oh yeah get in there get in there did he smell the water it did get in the fucking water. What is he doing now? Taking his skittles out. I thought he was going pants off.

I thought we were going to see Dong. That's his cousin. Dong Chae. Dong Chae. Dong-Chi. Dong-Chi. I just got a towel off too much. Yeah, he is. There he is.

He's so funny man god damn it he is Brennan when are you heading out tomorrow morning you flying or driving I'm flying half my family and driving the rest of them so we can have our car down there so are you driving or flying

I'm driving the rule I have in my family is the men drive and the women fly. You like that. You like driving. I love driving. My wife hates it, so she gets to fly. My daughter gets to fly. The rest of us drive. Teach the boys how to go across America.

14 hours. 14 and a half hours. Go right down through Indianapolis. I'm going to Boulder. It's about the same. Are you driving? Yeah, we're driving. Driving's fun. I'm taking the dog. I'm taking the birds.

That's why I'm really driving. Really? It's actually not as far as I thought. They're doing good. Do you like them? I like the birds, yeah. They're pleasant. They're pleasant to have around. Are they loud? How many hours is Boulder? Oh, yeah. They're just a general bird. Oh, yeah. Are they like you guys? Move.

You want to Michigan drive them? Yeah. Yeah, so you get it. Yeah. Like an hour. Yeah. I'm driving up to Lake Geneva. Oh, you're driving?

Yeah. Holy shit. Get out there and open the road, boys. Jay, this time has to be the most sexual one yet. Yeah. When you're grunting. Like this. Watch. Jay, you do yet. When you're grunting. Like this. Watch.

You do this. The facial expressions. Don't be afraid to pause the joke to do the charade. Really get erotic with this one. Okay, this is the wet. Yeah, wet, Che. When you're killing, you sweat. Okay.

All right, everybody. We have a very, very special guest coming up next. You're going to absolutely love him. Give it up right now for Stephen Che. Yeah. Let's go. I've heard a lot about this guy. Yeah, he's good.

How we doing, Chicago? Yeah. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Barstool Sports. You got any sports fans that work here? I tell you? Barstool Sports. You got any sports fans that work here? I am.

I'm thinking, yeah. So you guys know. Go Bears! So you guys know the NBA draft has been the last two days, right? Mm-hmm. Not a lot of Zachary Resache fans in here? It's so true. It's so true. So this was the first year that they broke up the NBA draft into two days.

Really? Yeah. One of the big reasons. Obviously TV ratings, but LeBron James' son, Bronny James, was in the draft. Projected second round pick. Big storyline. You probably saw it on CNN. Your mom probably saw the storyline.

CNN? Maybe not your mom. Fucking Liz. But the big storyline going into the day was, is Bronny going to get drafted? Yeah. The Lakers, where his dad plays, picked 55.

There's 60 picks. 58 picks. So we 60 picks. 58 picks. So, we're waiting the whole day. Hours pass by. Is Bronny going to get drafted? With the 55th pick, the Los Angeles Lakers select

Bronny James Jr. Everybody's going crazy because they know. They know. NBA is all time. All time. Leading scorer, LeBron James. Plays for the Lakers. You know what that means, right?

No. No. It means LeBron James is banging his new mom. Yeah! Thank you, Chicago. Drive safe this March. Alright, we'll see

everyone in a week. LeBron James is banging his new mom. How did he mess it up? Oh, man. LeBron's banging his new mom. Thank you for watching! Shout out to Yak Chat. shout out the act chat thanks for having me on i guess see ya see you in a week