The Yak - Fart Eliminator's Back and Brandon's Window Has a Crack | The Yak 5-2-24

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

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Cue this. Pulls, hoodies, joggers, shorts. TJ, can we hear those fans? No. Big time. Got a lot of fans here. Do we have a moisture issue? I don't hear fans. Or we had a roof? No. Big time. Got a lot of fans here. Do we have a moisture issue? I don't hear fans. We had a roof problem.

Oh, no. Ruffers. Water was getting through the roof. Should we shut the johns? Or the doors? What's it? What's fixed? I can hear it, but maybe I'm just.

I'm good. You're good? I'm fine. If Brandon's good, we're good. I'm able to. I sleep with a white noise like that. Same. I have the box fan. I have the box fan app. I do good. If Brandon's good, we're good. I'm able to fuck with her. I sleep with a white noise like that. Same. Box fan.

I have the box fan app. I do, too. Yeah. A box fan, that's just because it came in a box? No, it is a box. Ah. Mm-hmm. How much did the app cost?

It's monthly. It's free. Subscription. Yeah. It does want me to pay sometimes, but if you just press cancel, you can still get the fan yeah yesterday was so much fun i know i went back and did it again i did it in my apartment oh what just i just got dizzy hell yeah the um just like the when everyone gets involved in something the whole office and we all just look like morons. It warms the heart. It's a great equalizer.

It brings everybody to the same level. If we had to award best fall, it's got to be Stephanie. Oh, without a doubt. Or Kate, you mean. Because people thought that was Kate. A lot of people thought it was me. I got DMs saying I was fake. Who thought that was me?

Every clip is like, Kate's a warrior. Yeah. I'll take the valor for that. I can understand that. All women look alike. Just being like, girl, Kate. That's cool. Yeah.

We are going to do the Yak Dizzy Bad Olympics at some point this summer. We've got to figure it out. We were talking about it last night. Doing different events. Yep. Having me and Brandon just be did not finish on every event every single one dizzy dodgeball you have to spin 10 seconds before you yeah i can't imagine any activity i would have been able to complete after that spin my idea would kill everybody which was

the diving board well i have the wrong everybody i i texted the group that we should do dizzy dizzy bat and then you have to blow out a candle and a cupcake but in reality i was saying we I texted the group that we should do Dizzy Bat, and then you have to blow out a candle and a cupcake, but in reality I was saying we should do a small controlled fire and a fire extinguisher. That would be funny. You're just spraying it everywhere. Or you spin, have to light the match,

and walk it to the cupcake to light it. Or you spin, you have to walk the match to like a field of gasoline that's not a bad idea is the backyard still real flammable yeah all that hay yeah i think we spread it out well the raft oh yeah okay bigger fire i guess yeah how's everyone doing i'm having jeep issues oh no took a rock in the windshield and as you know those things don't reflect very well wait hold on a second a rock or a pebble had to be a rock could the windshield. And as you know, those things don't reflect very well. Now, wait. Hold on a second. A rock or a pebble? Had to be a rock.

Could have been a pebble, though. A rock shatters. A pebble sucks. Is it just a crack? Pebble is a rock, though. No. It happens behind the rearview mirror. Pebble is very certainly a rock. I think they're all stones.

They're not stones. Stones are bigger. Let me ask you a question. Rocks are bigger pebbles. I think they're all under the category stone. Stone, yeah. If the category stone yeah if i told you not every rock is a stone stones are natural some rocks are are fake some if i said i was gonna throw a rock at you you'd be like why no if i said i was gonna throw a pebble you'd be like who cares fine good good clarification here anyway it took a pebble yeah pebble this is nothing took a pebble on the jeep crack has run it is now running across the oh yeah and i'm in hell it's it's oh that's why you drove my car today that's

why i drove the the yes why i drove your car today and every jeep that go dealership i go to is like oh we'll have in a couple months i guess i don't know wait what what is that i don't know is that your impression of Jeep dealers? The car dealers, period. What do they mean they will have it? The windshield replacement. Go to a windshield replacement place. I've gone to Autoglass.

I've gone to a Jeep dealership. I've gone to everywhere. And I'm in a Jeep dealership. Getting to everywhere. The Jeep dealership is just going to use the Autoglass place. The Autoglass place is just going to use the Jeep dealership. That was getting to everywhere. The Jeep dealership is just going to use the auto glass place. The auto glass place is just going to use the Jeep dealership. It's all a vicious circle. Anyway, I can't get a Jeep dealership. I can't get a car, a windshield, until like May or June.

There's just no chance that's true. You saw me on the phone. Go ahead and tell them what you resorted to, Brandon. I resorted to trying to big time. I bought the car in Starkville last year, and I made a very special, specific, I wanted to buy it in Mississippi. I wanted to buy it from Starkville, and I went down there. Why?

When I went down there and Brandon Walker bought a car from there, they were like, oh, my goodness, I can't believe Brandon Walker's buying a car from us. That's awesome. Thank you very much. Can we take your picture? We took him a picture, and then I called back today, and they were like who wow what huh who never heard of you are they uh are you do you have a picture on a wall they took my picture it's got to be there somewhere are you on any yeah what walls are you on i'm all i was in the hooters manhattan um but it closed shortly

after the tightest remember when you took us to your restaurant? Yeah, in Columbus. Yeah, Titus, we were on Grit Week and we went, passed through this much. Varsity Club. 2016, 2017. We passed through and we got with Titus and we're like, hey, can we go get lunch or dinner somewhere? And we walked in and it was literally the first picture. I was like,

Titus, this is why you brought us here? I didn't even know. I didn't know. It was right there. That's's crazy couldn't believe it yeah varsity club columbus ohio it was right at the door right there on the avenue on campus uh those of you want to see the picture for yourself you can do that um wait so brandon we got to find you some glass i need a windshield is what i'm trying to say let's google and and call some people. I've been calling all day. I've been calling all day. First of all, it's going to cost a lot of money.

What do they say? Yeah, well, you got to go through your insurance first. I said, well, insurance cleared it. We're good. Okay, well, we can get you in, but we don't have a windshield yet. It's going to be middle of June before we can get the windshield. I don't understand how the windshield places don't have windshields. Isn't that the only thing they're supposed to have? That's their only job.

Windshield places order the windshield and then they tell you to come when they're going to get the windshield and they put the windshield in. Then they're not a windshield place. But a windshield place can't have 20,000 windshields. But can you drive right to the source? They can't have 20,000 windshields just sitting inside a building. That'd be crazy. The storage would be nuts. How many Jeep places

have you called? Two. Okay, I would maybe try more. And have they only been up in Antioch? No, I called the Ant... Well, I didn't call... I didn't think about calling the one in Antioch. What? I called...

You called the one... I called a glass place in Antioch. Hundreds of miles away. And she said, you should call a dealership. So I said, I'll call a dealership where I bought it. Because where I bought it, they'll be like, oh, Brandon Walker, we didn't sell it to him. We owe him this. What was your plan? That was a sell it to him we owe him this what was your plan down in Mississippi what was your plan you're gonna drive to Mississippi for a new windshield that was a

rough phone call to listen to by the way I was just he just off the rip he just off the rip was like yeah this is Brandon Walker uh can you guys do something for me real quick that's not what happened at all you said can I talk to that's not what happened at all you said can I talk to... That's not what happened at all. You said, can I talk to... Uh-oh. Okay, this part's correct. I'm recounting the facts. I don't mean to throw you under the bus, but... God damn it.

You did hear a woman's voice, and you immediately go, can I talk to whoever the highest person is? Oh! And then she goes, well, I'm the general manager. Oh, and you're like, what? I didn't know. Why would the general manager be answering the phone? It's one of those progressive places.

Why would the general manager be answering the phone? That's not my fault. She answered the phone. Usually the car dealerships have an answer phone. Why did this car dealership hire a nurse? Oh, damn. God damn it. No, she answered the phone.

Did I accidentally call a house? Well, this must be a house. She answered the phone, and I was like, hey, hey, it's Brandon Walker. Can I talk to whoever's in charge? She said, well, I'm in charge. Why is she answering the phone? Why is she in charge? Why is she answering the phone?

That was like a good GM. All right, so. They answered, and you said, this is Brandon Walker? Yeah, this is Brandon Walker. How many places in Starkville was that elicited a reaction from? Is that because you just spoke to them? Like three. Oh, we need to call those places.

Let's try it right now. No, no, no. I want to hear a reaction. No, no, we've done that before. I want to hear one reaction. No, no. Pass, pass. This isn't about that.

I'll do it. Pass. Yeah, Nick, do it. This isn't about something. Can we call the town hall? First, give us one that you don't think they would know, just so we can tell. Oh, no. We do need a baseline. There's plenty of places that wouldn't know me. Can we call the town hall? First, give us one that you don't think they would know you, just so we can tell. We do need a baseline.

There's plenty of places that wouldn't know me. It's fine. If it's the one place they would definitely know you, let's call it. Let's think sports with the Y. Cigar lounge? We can call it cigar lounge. You just say, this is Brandon Walker. Yeah.

And then I want to hear, what would they respond with? No, it's not. They'd freak out? Yeah. Would they start hooting? No way. Well, I don't know if they'd freak out. The. Well, I don't know if they'd freak out. I don't know if they'd freak out.

I want to hear a freak out. I do, too. There's not going to be a freak out. That would make my day. Guys, this has nothing to do with my Jeep. I got to get a car. I got to get a windshield. I'm going to die.

We're going to get you a windshield. I'm going to get you a H2 Hummer 2006 for $9,000. I don't need that. Kyle, that's nice of you. Yeah. That's a great vehicle. That would be an awesome first car for Tommy. Actually, I'll get it for him.

I'll save up. I didn't know she was the same. Let's get Tommy a Hummer. Let's do an episode where we take donations and we get Tommy a Hummer. It ends when we get the Hummer. Was the Hummer the sign of the end of times when we're like, we're so bored with cars, we're just going to do military vehicles? And name it after a blowjob.

Yeah. And make them like yellow and weird shit. Yeah. They were yellow. Yeah. Why were they yellow? Why were they yellow? Yellow and red.

I don't understand. A lot of cars were yellow back then. I got a yellow phase. What was the Prowler? Was that a Chrysler? Yeah. Oh, that was cool. There was a cool looking yellow one.

Yeah, people had those. My boy Bo Chukta, his dad had one. Remember the Beetle too when they brought that back? Yeah. They were like, yeah, this was Hitler's car, but now we put a sunflower in it. Now it's for girls. I think they're bringing it back again. They did have that whole, they're like, it's okay.

Yeah. Cool. Yeah, the PT Cruiser. PT Cruiser. That was just directly shipped to all the moms. That's what I passed my driver's test in. If you were a dude in a PT Cruiser, that's tough. That was just directly shipped to all the moms. That's what I passed my driver's test in. If you were a dude in a PT Cruiser, that's tough. That was me.

Purple. Purple, yep. They're always- The wood paneling looked cool. I feel like a lot of furries, the furry community is PT. I associate them with PT Cruiser. That's a good Venn diagram. Yeah, I think so.

I can't see a PT Cruiser in my mind. I can see a Prowler because the Prowler had the things, but a PT Cruiser was old style, right? No, it's like a minivan with a fat person sitting on it. It's low-key my dream car in high school. It's sick. Really? I loved it. I want one so bad.

That's an awful car. It's a gross car. I actually loved it. I want one really bad. The wood paneling looks stupid. I've never seen one with wood paneling. That looks so bad. That car looks so dumb, it should be talking.

It should be in cars. Like, that should be a character in cars. Not a car you drive. That's a character. That's like an old fat boy. Yeah, those were sick. But listen, dude, cars are so boring now. My window overlooks a big lot, and they're all black and white.

Yep. No fun. The fun guys get silver. What's the most common car in America? Honda Civic, I bet. Or maybe a Toyota Corolla? Corolla feels... Yeah.

Camry? Camry. The Camry feels like... It was Honda Accord for a while. Honda Accord had like 10 years. I bet you it's a Camry. It's probably still Honda Accord. I think like Turkmenistan or something, every car has to be white.

Like every single car. Yeah, they do some weird shit. It's like the law. How do you find your car in the parking lot? How do you? Good point. Isn't that a rascal flat shirt? Yeah.

13. I saw him at Blossom. That's sick. I saw him in OTT2. Yeah? Yeah. OTT2? What's that? OTT2? 2002. 2002. Yeah? Yeah. Ought to? What's that?

Ought to? 2002. 2002. Ought. Okay. Do we have a thing? I'm selling vehicle. Oh.

150. Toyota Camry. I saw that yesterday, but it doesn't seem like the Ford F-150s, even though they sell the most, they don't seem as common as like a Camry. 750,000 units. So Camry's number one car. In a Ford F-150. I think the last year Hummers were being produced, I think they sold 16 or something like that.

Theory. Camrys stay on the road more. Like you see a lot of 2011 Camrys. You don't see as many 2011 Ford F-150s, so you see more Camrys because they stay longer. You see more Camrys is a funny alter ego. There was a car dealership in Mississippi that had its mascot was Seymour Trucks. Seymour Trucks and Peso Little.

Peso Little was Mexican. Oh, yeah. Common name. He always had the most problematic lines. What's that? Oh, wait. No, no, no. Seymour Trucks, Peso Little, and they added a lady for sex appeal.

Her name was Delois Price. Ooh. Delois. Delois. Seymour Trucks and Delois Price. What did Delois look like? She was an attractive blonde lady. Nice trunk. Bosomed. I don't know that she was bosomed as much.

She was just a sturdy gal. It's like saying bosomed. She looked like she had a good credit rating. Seymour Trucks pays a little. She was a sturdy gal. Lowest price. Can we see them? I would love to see them.

Are we talking cankles? No, not cankles so much as just broad, strong shoulders. Okay. I think she would have been a good rower. What about her like child birthing hips? Do you think she had a wide canal? Didn't see the hips as much. She would wear a sundress

and that was about as much as she'd show but um she was she'd get you the lowest price on the vehicle guaranteed oh because her name was deloitte they gotta be oh those prank names were all the rage we were trading them like pokemon oh yeah we were i had to i sold uh holding his cock to one of my boys really i uh flipped i i acquired and flipped Philip McRevis. That was top tier. I fixed it up a little bit. You remodeled it? Yeah, so it was just Philip Crevis,

and I was like, let's make him fucking Irish. Philip McRevis. So, Brandon, can we? Oh, here we go. Oh, it's this. It was Carl Hogan on the motor. Oh, God. Oh, Carl Hogan. Oh, it's this. It was Carl Hogan Automotive. Oh, God.

Oh, DeLois is nice. That's many trucks. Many trucks. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're wrong about the shoulders. Well, I didn't know she was going to be shoulder. I thought these were going to be cartoons.

I guess she did have good hips. Oh my God, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's what we were, that was tricking us into buying. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. Yeah. I picture Deloes as like a Beyonce type. Yeah. No, she's another one.

Deloes is kind of hot. Yeah, I think Deloes is very attractive. Oh, yeah. Here in clearance. Here's the menu of today's specials. Over 500 vehicles are clearance priced. I love her. Cruises just $149 a month. Malibus $199 a month. Equinoxes or terrains only $229 a month.

So that's Seymour, Shrocks, and Pace. And extended cabs, Sopranos, or Sierras only $299 a month. She is hotter than I remember. What's Delos up to now? I don't know. What's this, 10 years ago? Oh, he's about to squeeze her, isn't he? Carl Hogan.

Hey, what did he say? I think he's going to goose her. 99 a month. He's going to goose her. Fall 2013. The lowest. Got any big tips? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's had that. He's every which way. Got any big tips. Big tips. Big tips. Wow. I need more. Lowest price.

I didn't even remember when we started. Yeah. Trucks felt the holdings. Big Mark Downs. She has aged really well. Mark Downs? Mark Downs. Oh, Big Mark Downs. Oh, Big Mark Downs.

These guys are good. Drugs. They could have made Mark Downs very funny. Come to Carl Hogan. Where you'll find new Big Mark Downs every day. No, she's good. I like her. Great, dude.

What year was that one? The lowest looks fantastic. Wait, we need to make one up and pitch it to these guys. I don't think Carl Hogan exists anymore. What? With those prices? Probably why. For the markdowns.

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She looks better than ever. Sierras start at $29,990. Every Day is Black. Wow. Damn. All right. Okay. She's, oh, look at that one.

On Dream Wheels at Carl Hogan's Chevy GMC. So, Seymour Trucks might have died. For your dream price. Oh, look at that one. So Seymour Trucks might have died. Oh, no. That was last week. Oh, fuck. That was last week? April 17th. It was before. Wow.

Brandon, can you go back and act as Seymour Trucks for one commercial? Wait, we've got to see where Seymour Trucks ended. Yeah. You think Seymour Trucks has been gone? Can we call? Do you think if we called and requested DeLois Price to sell us Seymour Trucks ended. Yeah. You think Seymour Trucks has been gone? Can we call? Do you think if we called and requested DeLois Price to sell us? Oh, there he is. Is he in the hospital?

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Delo is got any big tips? Oh, man. Wait, so is that Carl Hogan? No, I don't know who that is. You don't think Seymour Trucks is Carl Hogan? I don't think so. I don't think so. I hope Seymour Trucks is still with us.

That was six months ago. He should be fine. Yeah, but he had a bad toothache. It takes one day to die. Yeah, dude. That tooth looked bad. And his dentist didn't feel like she went to dental school. No.

It does look like they ditched peso little. They probably got a little. Peso? Yeah. All right, let's think of one and then call them and pitch them a new one. I hope when Peso got the word, they sat him down. They're like, hey, we're done. He's just like, I can't get you.

Why? Come on, ese. This is crazy. And Peso. They're like, no, that's the problem. He wasn't Hispanic whatsoever. No, no no no carl hogan yeah what a guy is that where you bought it from no no i bought it from uh the other place in starkville i bought it from um the. We got to call and get you a windshield. No, I'll deal with it

later, but I've been dealing with it ever since. Mostly, I've been dealing with it. Just search windshield repair in Chicagoland. Safe flight repair, safe flight replace. I'll do that. It'll come to your house. Well, I did that yesterday and the quote was a little high.

What was it? That's all it is. I'm actually curious what it cost. It was $2,100. Your car's totaled. So now I've got it down to $1,000. You haggled down? No, I just call around. You don't pay the first price you find.

Call around. That's good negotiating. It's not negotiating. It's weighing out your options. You've got to weigh out your options, boys. You can't just do the first thing that comes around. Yeah. Y'all do the first thing that comes around, don't you?

Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah, the easiest. Way easier. Takes the least amount of time. Usually, maybe I'll do like one check being like, now that's the lowest you can go, right? And be like, yep. I'm like, all right, cool.

I'll take your word for it. Yes, you sound trustworthy. Thanks for the deal. Yeah I'm in By the way, I've done something that I don't know if I should be nervous about you guys can tell me yes Brandon I just wanted the ball red Brandon? I just wanted the ball. Red. Oh. Don't know. I've done something that I should be nervous about possibly. So I, everyone knows I take content

very seriously. I want to produce the best show out there. People get mad at me. I understand the listeners get mad that when I'm on my phone, I'm usually promoting the show when I'm on my phone. I've given my Twitter account to Steven to promote the show and my phone. Oh, wow. Out of here.

But this makes me nervous. This bad. Because like I when I'm on my phone, most of the time it's usually tweeting it or Instagram during the show. I will not no longer do that. But Steven is now in charge of it. And I think that's a problem. Big time. He needs to fire one off right now. That's a lot i think he already did i have fired one off did you capture

big cat's voice yeah that's that's probably the biggest hurdle here but i think i'll be okay well also steven come out here steven looks like an absolute he looks like a seven-year-old wearing a fucking jersey not not that it's not jersey. It's the fact that it's the jersey and the matching shoes. Oh, I didn't see the shoes. The jersey's whatever. He's all nixed out with the black socks. He's got a little seven-year-old Steven going. He's ready to go.

Speaking of, have you seen Chinese kindergartners play? Yes. At recess? Yes. Mesmerize it. I think the basketball. The basketball I saw. I saw the dribbling, yeah. Speaking of. What are they doing at recess? Speaking of Mesmerize it. Playing the basketball. The basketball I saw. I saw the dribbling, yeah.

Speaking of. What are they doing at recess? Speaking of Chinese seven-year-olds. They're just very skilled. They're doing everything in lockstep. They're good at everything. Athletic, skill, coordinated, artists. They're better than us.

No. Yeah. A basketball? than us. No. Yeah. Not basketball? Not genetically. Not basketball? That's what I'm saying. It starts in the fundamental year. I think they're going to be better than us.

No, no, no. We got to be doing this. No, this is the... The Chinese are good at learning shit and then repeating it over and over. Right. You can't do that in basketball. You can't do that in soccer.

You can do it in gymnastics and diving and synchronized swimming and shit. We're fine. I don't... This is pretty good. I don't know, man. I mean, these kids are fucking beasts. Does China have a NASCAR?

We've done the same shit over and over and over and over. Yeah. You don't think years and years of this, though, will produce just... No, I'm not worried about that. Oh, it makes them very mentally healthy. Oh, they're jumping on balls. No, I'm worried. Crazy shit.

Titus, come on. Oh, they're jumping on balls. No, I'm worried. Crazy shit. Titus, come on. For basketball? Titus. We couldn't get the office to. As an owner of a five-year-old, my kid couldn't do any of this shit. No. Oh. The Barstool office didn't do this shit.

No. I'd fuck them all up. I'd fuck them all up. Are they miserable, though? Oh, yeah, for sure. Why? No, I don't know. They're not the kids?

I don't know. Maybe they are. Maybe that's not fun. All different basketballs. The steps to get there. And this is impressive. No. You're not impressed by it?

Not impressed. So you're out on all Chinese kids? I'd fuck all those kids up. Okay. In basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but hand that kid a violin. You're getting up. Okay. In basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but hand that kid a violin,

you're getting bought. Yeah, exactly. White Sox Dave would take them all yard. That was so perfect that White Sox Dave, we had such a fun yak yesterday and he just came down

and sort of argued in the rules. He just stated the purpose of what we were doing. Yeah, and just getting some, finding some way to be like, this is bullshit.

You're trying to make us look stupid. This this is bullshit. You're trying to make us look stupid. This is fucking bullshit. How many Chinese kindergartners could beat White Sox Dave in a fight? Does that mean how many in a group you could put together necessary to beat him or how many

exist right now that can beat him up individually? No, no, no. How many you could put together in one... Kindergarten? In the gym, no. How many you could put together in one... Kindergarten? In the gym, yeah. This is like the Batman versus Superman debate. I'm going to say like 24. One Chinese student with planning, with prep, would destroy him. Yeah. It depends on if they could coordinate.

Well, they coordinated everything else. Yeah. But what would they do as a big group to maim a grown man? I think you have to have a massive... Fighting. Kids. You send Tana in to grab the legs. I think you have to have a massive... Fighting. You send Tana in to grab the legs. I think at like 100, they start to work as a liquid. Yeah.

That's what it sounds like. Like a wave. Yeah, it's like the White Walkers in Game of Thrones. They just pile up. Yeah, that's what would happen. Five-year-olds are not strong, though. They could bite and rip. They can bite. I just can't picture them

fucking me up no but like i can't picture a hundred of them i'd just be like hundreds feels like a lot though a hundred just rolling through and devouring tape all they would have to eat you they would have to A skeleton in his hair. Just sitting there. Like a piranhas. Now I kind of want to do it now. I figure I'd wait. You want 100 Chinese kids. Chinese children, yeah.

Yeah, 100 Chinese children. That's a lot of Wayfair orders. Luke, how's your groin? It's okay. It's better. It's getting better. I iced it up last night. Walk in hobbling.

Good. Walked to Starbucks today. Got some sun rays in. You've been bragging about that. Yeah, the second time I brought up your rays. I mean, I look tan. I was texting with Mook last night because I was like,

we're going to watch the game here tonight. And I told him he should come. And because I was like, we're going to watch the game here tonight. And I told him he should come. And then I was like, you know, I didn't want you to do the dizzy bat. It was like the rare moment of sympathy that I showed you. And he was like, I'll be good. I just got to be healthy for next Tuesday, which is very funny to be like an adult being like,

just got to be ready to play with my boys. It's like, what about being healthy to to just live i don't give a fuck yeah i'm just trying to play softball it's just game to game yeah it's so much fun your first softball game of the season it was tuesday and then you missed wednesday thursday friday i was here but i didn't i would come to the office and leave yeah you'd be too you were too fucked up and then you pulled your groin yeah uh maybe you're just not built for it no whoa whoa whoa let's relax we're two games in russ is Maybe you're just not built for it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's relax. We're two games in. Russ is coming off.

I'm built for it. Brandon's not built for it. Why? We were talking about mook. We were doing a mook thing. Why'd you recoil? As soon as I heard it, I did. Reflex kicked in. Saying not built for it definitely makes him a reflex. What was that?

The TV wasn't ready for it. Oh, I thought of a Steven's car salesman name. He would be Low Main Prices. Oh! Yep. No, but I don't think that... That's a common name, a first name.

Low Main? They're all names. See, Mark, Big Mark Downs, that's two common names. Yeah. But we can't just create Lomain as a name. I think we can. Yeah. Yeah.

Hmm. Delois, name. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no. No. Seymour. Delois?

Delois is not a name. No. Can I just make that up? Delores? Lois. Lois. Yeah. Delois? Delois. Del. Seymour. Deloes? Deloes is not a name. Can I just make that up? Delores? Lois. Lois. Deloes? Deloes and Lois.

Deloes. Deloes. Is that the wife in a Cleveland show? Motherfucker. Motherfucking Peter. No more. No more. No more. Lo lois i like little man oh wow she got a whole write-up wait wait wait wait wait hold on time out

do we want to find out her real name no yes. Yes. Yeah. That's a good second wife candidate for me. A lot about her. Yeah, I could see this. This could be her second wife. This very well could be my second wife. I want to see what she's acted in. How old is she, you think? I'm going to say she's 43.

Okay. All right. So we're all ready for this? I'm less worried about the name and more about there's going to be some information in there that I'm not going to love. Yeah. She said some things. No.

Not even that. She's still got. No. It's a puff piece. Yeah. Just in general. A hit piece on Deloitte's price. She had a stance in 2020. Alright, go ahead. She was probably right. She stands there in a little black dress against the background of a darkened car lot. Oh, this writer's doing too much.

He's doing erotic. I'm about to start beating off. Read that again. Read that again. Read that again while I beat off. Hands there in a little black dress against the background. I'm about to pound.

I'm about to pound. You can't beat off. You wrote this in our book. You wrote that shit. Who the fuck did that? Coups. Coups seductively. She coups seductively.

Stares at the camera and coups seductively. This is a newspaper article? Yes. For 20 years now, one 30-second spot at a time, Deloitte Price has been a staple of Carl Hogan automotive television advertising, becoming one of the most recognizable names and faces in Northeast. That's true, yeah.

I have quite a few customers come in wanting to meet Deloitte. Oh, poor Deloitte. God bless this woman. Oh, yeah. Where's her name? Amy Neely Adkins? Amy Neely Adkins? Amy Neely Adkins. That means she's married.

That's exactly what I was talking about. Tried to prevent this. She's a part-time actor outside in Nashville. She's not even from Mississippi? Oh, people dress up like Halloween. All right. Wait, he owns his own advertising agency You should call her, Brandon She's got two last names, Mook

She can always add a walker There she is, Delois It doesn't leave with Lois She doesn't say anything about Delois Maybe that's just a hobby for her I'm a woman in tech. I don't fit the norm. Oh, hell yeah.

This is just her. Yeah, this is her side hustle. Lois, imagine going to a meeting, a conference room for tech. And she's like, are you the Lois Price? The fuck? What are you doing here? You got any big tips? You sold the lowest price incorrectly.

Yeah, I did. I didn't remember her being that hot. Yeah, she's a looker. I was picturing like a Kathy Bates type. Yeah. I thought it was going to be like Ray Lewis. Mini what? I thought mini trucks was going to be Delois.

No, no, no. Mini trucks, which I don't know. Yeah. Many, many trucks? Yeah, that seems like it's mini. No, it's many, M-A-N-Y, but they use the name mini to represent Manny. Manny. Why didn't they just say Manny?

We should do a Yak commercial where it's like the same theme as an auto commercial. Your sedan cats. I'm Mark Downs. Yeah. Let's spice him up. I'll be the auto guy. I'll be the auto guy I'll be Nick

Tranny you don't get called that nearly enough I did I did for a long time sure did pal and my first name also rhymes with dick can I keep reading the article i want to see who wrote it because they were horny the the start of that was zesty as fuck seductively coos slim smith

where are we right now never mind i know slim smith Never mind. You know Slim Smith. I used to work at that paper. I'm trying to say that earlier. I used to work at that. I was a sports writer at that paper. Is that a pen name? Is Slim Slim?

No, that's his name. Is he fat? No, he's average sized. Is his real name Slim? Slim. He was introduced to me as Slim. Slim is a great nickname. You got his number?

I don't know. No, we weren't. One time I threw up in his car. You threw up in Slim Smith's car. Well, we were coming back from the Egg Bowl 2014. We were at Oxford. Sun. And Slim smoked, and I didn't.

I'd had a long day. I'd moved a lot, and there was sun. And we had to stop in Calhoun City on the way back so I could throw up. I didn't throw up in his car. I put my head out the window. There was sun. There was sun. I was at a game.

There was sun. I threw up. The sun was there to that day. Yep. You've led me to believe there are like 30 people in Mississippi. Poke bananas. You all are very close with each other. Mississippi is just an episode of Parks and Rec.

This newspaper is the next town over from where I'm from. Are any of your old articles still on that site? Probably. Can we call Slim Smith? I don't know. He writes the Slamantics.

He's spicy. No state has a higher percentage of poor folks than Mississippi, and no state hates poor folks more than Mississippi either. Is that true? That's pretty accurate. But I don't know if he's still there. I don't know if he's still there. He might be.

I don't know. I only met him like three or four times. Three times. I did ride in a I only met him like three or three times. I did ride in a car with him to Oxford one time. Oh, he did a stint. What was that combo like? I don't know. I'm not a very good.

Is he old? Older. Probably, I'm going to say mid-50s. What is this? It's something a lot of people get all worked up about and eagerly await, even though it lasts only two to four minutes at best. Well, that's obviously. Oh, see that.

Oh, there we go. Well, that's not really the best one I've ever written. I don't know why we're looking at it. Yeah, I worked there. Oh, it's a solar. Yeah, this is just. Two players to transfer. Yeah.

She will start. Okay, well. Wrote a lot of stuff. Two players to transfer. Yeah. Let's see what we'll start. Okay. Okay. Well. Wrote a lot of stuff. I don't know what. Wait, wait, wait. What was inside?

Whoa. Headline. That's a player. What's that? Oh, my God. That's his name. What the fuck, Brandon? That's his name.

What the fuck? That headline. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Brandon Walker. Wow. How dare you? Wow.

Black leaves the basketball team. Yikes. That can't be good for him. Talking about magic. Oh, just a simple domestic violence, huh? That's what's named the charge. Uh-huh. No big deal. Black leaves bad.

What a headline. Pitcher Brown? You just wrote everything about colors. Cox and Presses? Brandon! What the fuck? about colors. Cox impresses. Brandon, what the fuck? Cox impresses. What's wrong with you? I didn't write the headline.

It's been a long time ago. Did you wear an old-timey newspaper man hat? No, I didn't. This was 2015. That would have been funny if you did. With the card in there. Yeah, were you in Town Square?

You own Xtree? Real tiny notebook. I wrote. I didn't sell the newspaper. You were a newsie. I was a sports writer. Making no money. How much did you make per article?

I had a salary. Oh. It was shockingly low. 22? 30. But it was 2015. I had four kids. Oh, God.

Shouldn't have. No, I had one germinating. But I had three kids. And one in the womb. Were you ever pressed to write propaganda? Did you ever get shaken down? No. I mean, people would get upset sometimes that I didn't write this

and I wasn't glowing about this athlete or stuff like that, but nothing serious. Oh, you'd be a great, like, remember when Ryan Leaf yelled at the reporters? You'd be a great reporter to get yelled at in a locker room. No, I was not a good one because I would go back at him. No, I'm saying like just you. Yeah, but like your tone and like that Ryan Leaf. That was probably a sign it was not going to work out.

Among many, yeah. He just like started screaming at that guy. Junior Sale. Stood up over the top of him. Didn't he stand up? Wasn't he hulking over him? I can't remember. They were both sitting, and he just stood up and looked down at him.

Is that what he did? Wasn't that Ryan? It was like a fat guy, too, right? I assume so, yeah. Let's see if we can find the clip. Yeah, I think he was maybe in a Hawaiian shirt. The guy he was yelling at. We might have fictionalized some of this.

Kid's name was Oliver Black. Y'all saw that, right? No, we moved on from that. We're just going to keep that in the record. You're just letting history do with it what it wants to? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

TJ, find the Ryan Leaf yelling at a guy. Did the guy deserve it or it was like, what the hell is happening? No, I think he probably just was like, Ryan Leaf sucks. I think it was just like sitting there looking up like, all right, so you're doing this. Something like that. And he was shirtless. There was a bunch of shirtless guys. Oh.

Don't talk to me, all right? Yeah, he's just lying. Knock it off. That famous clip. Have you watched the clip? Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's hilarious because it's so silly but it's

it's embarrassing it's humiliating for me because i behaved that way is that like an out-of-body experience where you're like that's just a totally different guy than i am right now yeah i mean they need to make a movie about him Or maybe not Wikipedia page probably does the trick It's a good read though Yeah Yeah is it Yeah what a story It's like

Yeah and he went Yeah he He was supposed to be can't miss Yeah Sometimes quarterbacks that are Supposed to be can't miss do miss If they're can't miss and go first overall They can't be bad

Yeah Where'd he go Second Good see Yeah What's Jamarcus Russell Quarterbacks that are supposed to be can't miss do miss. If they're can't miss and go first overall, they can't be bad. Yeah. Where'd he go? Second. Good. Yeah. What's Jamarcus Russell up to? Oh, boy. Good question.

Yeah. Well, he did that blog. Why are you looking at me? SEC? SEC? I don't know, man. I'm just, that's whatever you're doing. Is it weird you're wearing an SEC jersey right now?

I'm just wearing it. It's Jersey Day. I know, but Texas. Vince Young. Should have won a Heisman. You going to do horns down? Not in this jersey. I think that would be.

Oh, yeah. Mississippi State plays Texas. I don't think we play them this year. I think we get Oklahoma first go around. Actually, we might play. I don't know which one we play. We play Texas. Covered your bases. We play either Texas

or Oklahoma. Nice. That answered my question for sure. If the time comes that we're playing them, I will horns down, yes. I'll horns down right now. Whoa. Oh, shit. They're not going to like that.

Did you guys talk about a certain coach's picture? We took a minute. We did a full minute on it. Yeah. Yesterday, people couldn't figure it out. We intentionally avoided a topic of one man who works here because he's gotten so comfortable that he responded to someone, they'll definitely talk about me on the yak tomorrow,

and that ruins everything. And it's so hard not to. Right, but that picture, they definitely will talk about it. That's why we specifically did not talk about it. And now we are? But we're not. We're talking about Kim Mulkey. Okay.

So we didn't show. Okay. I don't want to make fun of her. It looks like she may have cat scratch fever. You could take the girl out of Tickfaw. She had mints looking like Stringfellow Hawk. Also, the clips of that basketball game, it was just a basketball game of mints. From Airwolf?

Yeah. Hey, I think he got 30 seconds of mincing. From Airwolf? Yeah. Hey, I think he got 30 seconds of playing time. Yeah, that was the whole week was built around that. He had a mincey guarding a mincey. Yeah, it was a bunch of minceys. Yeah. Yeah, I had to double take. Ooh.

I had to double take. Well, usually she's dressed in like crazy eccentric outfits, and then now she's wearing just like the big show's left je uh like the big show's left jean big show's left jean does it look like that yeah yeah it does it looks like one single jean a big jean i think the lighting is a little tough, too. Is that what it is? Yes, because even Mincy's hair looks like a weird yellow at the corner.

Yeah. It's not the... Something's amiss. I think it's the jean. Is it tough? Both those people have messed up jeans. Oh, man. By the way, I hate Steven Singer Singer Mother's Day is coming up

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That only West Virginia people would. So we had Darnell Foster. He was a celebrity. Yeah, those are meteorologists. Jeff Exline. Moon Dog. Yeah. Commercial people.

Yeah. Number one Snyder. Yeah, we didn't really have too many. Oh, we had Priory the Mattress Mutt. Priory the Mattress Mutt? Priory the Mattress Mutt was this ancient, like about to die dog that this local small town mattress place

for like 15 years. And every year you're like, I can't believe this dog's still alive. And she had a song and everything. Priory the Mattress Mutt. It's very exciting. How do you spell Priory? P-R-I-O-R-I, I think. Wait, P-I-O-R-I? and she had a song and everything Priori the Mattress Mutt I hear it spelled Priori P-R-I-O-R-I

P-R-I Priori the Mattress Mutt Are you guys good at when someone spells something out I can never do it I can never My kids are of an age now where like my son knows every word like that we say so we'll spell stuff out in front of him and my wife will be like comprehending yeah we're going like we're

not going to do c-a-n-d-y tonight i'm like what are we doing is there always a delay where you yeah i'm just like hold on say that again oh yeah, on the spot, it's hard. It's... I just... My brain can't do it. I guess I'm a visual learner. There it is. Oh, the mattress mutt. Priori, the mattress... Oh, that's a new one.

That's not... Oh. Oh, I think it happened. Priori is long dead. Is that down there? Is that... There she is. Oh, that's a cute dog.

Is that the old Priori? Rest in peace. Did you guys see Will Compton's dog pinch what what what happened wait is it was so funny there's a video of his dog taking a shit right but it's just like i don't know why but it made me laugh so hard i think he has pugs he just tweeted it jerry said bully pinch yeah and that was it yeah and i laughed so hard dog shitting oh yeah bully pinch that's funny yeah oh bully pinch bully pinch

i i could smell that i don't know why. I'm trying to get Will. Will, there's a meeting at 2 o'clock for Beer Olympics. Oh. I really want Will to let us join the meeting from here. Yeah. I'd love to. I don't know if he will. Who's it amongst?

I don't know. Do you want to text Will and see if he'll zoom in right now and you can ask him? This is the big meeting, I think, to actually decide it. Decide if they're going to do it? Is he the one making the calls? Unfortunately, I think so. I just pulled the plug on the whole thing. Wouldn't you say that?

Will was the... Yeah, I would think so. Well, Will and Taylor, right? Yeah, but if you were like, who do you want making the decisions? I don't know if Will's – I always thought they just had a decision maker in their midst that would do it for them. Yeah.

Is there not somebody lurking under them that makes all the decisions? They do have like 10 guys. Yeah. They all look exactly the same. Except there is one guy who's uh who wears like collared shirts remember him yep decision boy yep oh they have a decision decision guy you would think he's a total chaos right he's wearing a collared shirt yeah he's just wearing a collared shirt they have like a executive producer oh right is he their quant yeah how's

that guy how do they miss so much stuff and they have a collared shirt guy? We don't have a collared shirt guy. Hmm. Che's kind of a collared shirt guy. Yeah, Che's our collared shirt guy. Che would be the closest thing. Yeah. But he is unfortunately wearing a basketball jersey and matching socks and shoes.

Che made a request to me today that made me feel uncomfortable. Oh, boy. Whoa. We had J.J. Reddick on PMT yesterday i'm i'm friend friends with jj reddick because he used to be my neighbor um we've hung out a couple times but steven was like hey next time you talk to jj reddick i got a pointer for his podcast with lebron and i was like i don't think i'm gonna tell jj constructive criticism about his podcast with LeBron. My buddy Steve on Quick Picks does this.

Yeah. What is the pointer? It's a very good pointer. It's a decent pointer, but still, how awkward are we? I got to hear the pointer. Hey, you know that podcast with LeBron James? This is what you're doing wrong. It doesn't have anything to do with LeBron. LeBron wouldn't be involved at all.

So they open the show, and they use – it's a podcast about basketball terminology and how to be smart about watching basketball. So LeBron or him will reference things like horns down or floppy or something like that, and they'll explain – JJ will explain by himself what that means in the first, like, four minutes of the show, and it'll take a couple minutes to do that. It won't get referenced for 40 more minutes. My idea

is just start the show and when you roll the video of LeBron James breaking down floppy pause the video and just say this is what this means. It's not a bad point. It's a great suggestion. But again I don't think I might just give you his number.

Yeah. I'd be happy to I think he would like to hear that. send it I think he would like to hear that I think you should call him right now It's not like this is bad It's just like hey here's a tip This would make the show better It doesn't really change much Now I kind of want to put him on a text chain together

And be like here's my friend Steven He's got a quick pointer for you Dog shit show Show's good. I mean, you have a very successful podcast, Dan. What if JJ Reddick's producer reached out to you and said... Yeah, it would be weird. JJ Reddick was like, I have my producer noticed part of my take.

You guys do something wrong. What if you did it this way? How would you handle it? I'd be like, okay. That show's about a month old. What? Mind the Game, the show with JJ Reddick and LeB That show is about a month old. What? Mind the Game, the show with J.J. Redick and LeBron, is about a month old. Yeah, but J.J. has been podcasting for like a decade.

Okay. I mean, this is a new thing. I'm going to end up putting you on a text chain with him. That's just what's going to happen. I feel like you would find it helpful. Yeah, that part, that's the part that I can can agree with i just don't know if i would ever because i i guess it's just you you have no shame yeah it's less about whether the tip is good yeah the tip is totally good it's the the social awkwardness. Out of the blue texting someone.

It's about showing them the tip. Life is a lot different when you realize social awkwardness doesn't exist or it doesn't matter to you. It does exist. It definitely exists. It doesn't matter to you. To you. To you. To you.

Correct. I'm speaking for myself. Yeah, so you're speaking for everybody else. I've tried that mindset, Steven. It's just. I dream of that mindset. I live in for myself. Yeah, you're speaking for everybody else. I've tried that mindset, Steven. It's just. I dream of that mindset. I live in that mindset. I enjoy social awkwardness, but not when I'm part of it.

From afar. Yeah. I like watching other people. I can't even handle it from afar. I can't. I can't watch awkward moments on TV. I struggle here a lot when you guys yell at people walking by. The smelly guy.

Oh, he's dirty. Dirty guy. That destroyed me. I saw his grime, but I didn't smell him. I think we've got to call JJ. Yeah, I think we... Yeah. Please don't.

Yeah. No, I... We should do it. I think you need to. Yeah, and you should... Brandon should open it with, hey, it's Brandon Walker. I'm not involved at all. But you could be. I got and you should, Brandon should open it with, hey, it's Brandon Walker. I'm not involved at all. But you could be.

I got the lowest thing going on. I'm trying to figure out some life. I don't have my phone on me. Oh, check it out. How convenient. I told you that if I knew you were taping with him, I would have gone in after you guys had cut and told him that. Also would have been awkward. That would have been way awkward.

I'll fix it. Why? They get done and they're like, hey man, thanks for joining us. And you sit down like, before you go, one more thing. Hey, love the pod with LeBron. Listen to a few episodes. One tip. I think this would make it better.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah. I think that makes perfect sense. Give him a ring. All right, I'm going to call him, and then I'll hand the phone to Steve. I'm going to have to preface it and be like, here's the guy. Yeah.

Sure. All right. Okay, hold on. I'll come back around. All right. This might end your friendship with him. Yeah, no, definitely. Yeah.

What if he's like, hey, thanks for listening. That's a great tip. I'll do that. That would be really cool. Yeah, this could be bad for all of us if he's like hey thanks for listening that's a great tip i'll do that that'd be really cool this could be bad for all of us if he does what steven suggests i think he's going to yeah and the important thing to keep in mind is if whatever jj says on the phone is exactly how he's feeling for sure yeah that's exactly when he says hey man cool thank you great tip he definitely genuinely means that. And he's going to hang up the phone and think all day

about what a great tip that was. He's going to call LeBron. Hey, LeBron. He's going to call. He's going to get right on the phone. And he's not just going to diffuse the situation and move on with his game. And then Che will spin this that he's LeBron's creative consultant.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's what's going to happen, for sure. The only tips we get on this show is that i should kill myself those are demands really oh looks like we're we're moving that way he's too happy look how pleased he is yeah we can see it jay oh here we go let's make sure the mic's on. JJ, what's up, buddy? Hey, what's going on? Hey, this is Steven Che.

Like the podcast with you and LeBron, Mind the Game. I've been listening to a few episodes. I have a tip that hopefully you would implement and I think would really do well for the show. Okay. So you open the show and you talk about certain sets, floppy, horns down, whatever, and you take, you know, whatever, two minutes to break that down, what it means.

But then it doesn't get talked about for 30, 40 minutes. I think it would be great that if you just open the show normally, you and LeBron talking, then if he says, okay, this is floppy, I think it would be great if you paused the video and then explained what that meant, like kind of in a pop-up bubble just a just a bit of uh listener feedback that's all okay i thought i like it yeah we've debated about all that stuff there's uh obviously some fair use stuff that we have to work around with with any of the clips sure sure and we don't really feel like interrupting the actual flow of the conversation.

So we'll keep tweaking it. I appreciate the feedback. Gigi, don't hang up. I have to apologize to you off air. Che, how do you think it went? That was great. That's exactly what I had in mind today. Oh, that was painful.

He has accomplished his Thursday, guys. He hated that. Oh, yeah was painful. He has accomplished his Thursday, guys. That's not, yeah. He hated that. Oh, yeah. Yep, we've thought about things. My stomach hurts. Oh, my God. We talked for so long.

Yeah, that was a five-day. The tone of JJ's voice. Oh, okay. Oh, God. That was a lot of beating around the bush. By me? Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah by jj saying okay jj jj wasn't direct enough how do you think jj received that jay fine he's he's in uh uh it sounds like he's

does isn't a bit of a time crunch so didn't have a ton of time he's already forgotten it what do you mean it sounds like he's in a time crunch uh before crunch, so didn't have a ton of time. He's already forgotten it. What do you mean it sounds like he's in a time crunch? Before he went on air, Big Cat was like, oh, are you busy right now? He's like, oh, yeah, I'm prepping for an NBA thing. I got a couple minutes. That's all. I thought it was well-received. Point made.

Well-received. Well, I don't expect him to be like, hey, this is the first time I ever thought of that, that great idea. Like, we'll implement that tomorrow. But, yeah, he heard the feedback. We were discussing that. And Chase said it went exactly how he imagined. He said it was well-received. I mean, it made me feel so awkward.

Is that bridge burnt? No. Oh. How did he take it off once you left the room? We're like the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. It's going to take like three, four years. Billions of dollars. Some engineers.

And that's if something else doesn't go wrong. Right. Yeah, Steven was the boat. He just went into it. Quickly. Quickly. How do you, Steven, how do you walk away from that being like, crushed it? He said okay, and they thought about that and talked about it.

He said, I already considered that and went with no. Okay, this is an outside perspective. I'm sure the people he talked about it were just, you know. How did you guys feel? I grabbed my teeth to a pulp. It felt like Che was talking for two hours. I'm sure the people he talked about it we're just how did you guys feel I felt like Che was talking for two hours he went to draft voice too for a second there JJ hated that hated it and for my god there was a slight pause that said a lot yeah yeah yeah he was like pause okay. Okay. Yeah. Are we done here?

Yeah. Was that? Hated it. I hated it. Oh, man. No regrets? But Che loved it. Yeah, I know.

Che, do you do well with unsolicited advice? Yeah, I get the constructive criticism. If you don't have haters, you don't have fans. That's not. Yes. Che's like. That's not... Yes! That's not even what I asked. He's a soundboard. That's all he is.

If you say, like, anything that has the words, like, disagree, criticism, like, oh, this is wrong, he just hits the soundboard. If you don't have haters, you don't have fans. That's it that's fair i mean i can hear a lot of things but it doesn't mean just like uh you know how you guys think jj handled it you can hear a lot of stuff but doesn't mean you have to implement it so if it's a good idea then certainly yeah i'm always like the idea again was good it's just yeah so that would mean if he doesn't implement it then it's uh stubborn decision to not well or

i'm saying i'm playing devil's advocate if he also you're playing moron he told you on the phone there's like rights that he doesn't have to show certain things and there's like beats that go into the the show and what their idea for what they want the show to be and and yes they do want to describe certain terms of the show but in his mind the show is more conversational so if we stop we bring the show to a halt to break down a term in a scientific manner that now brings the conversation to a halt and in his mind there's more value in having a conversation with LeBron James than talking through the x's and o's to such a degree that you want him to, Steven. That's what he said. Hit the soundboard.

Say something if you don't have any haters. You don't have any haters? You don't have any haters? No, I'm just saying this would be done in post. This wouldn't break up any flow. Okay. It would break up the flow of the listener. Red for my box. The listener.

The listener wants to hear the conversation. They don't want to have the conversation broken up. That's JJ's point of view. He believes that if he does what you asked him to do, it would break up the conversation, Steven. Okay. Yeah, he wins. He wins.

If JJ does not do this change, he's just stubborn. And I'll tell you what, that podcast with LeBron James will fail. Yeah, for sure. As a listener, I disagree, but that's okay. That's the way they're doing it now, and that's fine. I like this. We might just need to have – Chages might have to watch, like, every podcast,

and let's just bring criticism to the hosts. Yeah. Brandon, are you looking at titties right now? I feel like I need to get a shower after this I didn't like them That was brutal That was brutal You hated those titties?

I hated those I didn't like those Those were bad ones I like to think JJ was interviewing for the Hornets job And he walked out of the room I just hope that The thing is like I needed someone

I needed him to have a baseline of Che. He doesn't have a baseline of Che. Right. That's where I. Right. If you have a baseline of Che, that call is funny. Right. Without a baseline.

That's 100% what. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen clips recently of the baseball players talking about you as a fantasy football commission. Is that still happening? Yeah. And what did they say? Were they glowing?

They were. They were. It was was a hosmer that was talking about eric hosmer yeah i think they probably like a guy like steven in charge who doesn't care about baseball yeah there there was a tough a tough memory that was brought up um a couple i think it was two years ago maybe it was last year uh i was writing an article and i was trying to highlight something that manny machado did very well and he's on the padres and i put the wrong players picture up in the article and uh i was alerted on the side and had to update it oh she just did another many uh i did uh fernando tatis oh yeah that's a different person. Altogether. I came to find out.

Altogether, different person. Oh, man. Alright, we need a new topic. This is going to be just rattling in my head. I'm replaying. New topic. I need new shoes. How do you guys buy shoes? I've had these shoes for a few years. I'm ready for some new shoes.

I don't know how to go about it. I like the internet, but I prefer going to a store. How many pairs of shoes do you have? I only have like three. I wear the same pairs. I've had them for a while. Why don't you just buy another pair of them? A pair of these?

Yeah. I do that. I do that. I don't even know if I like these. I just saw them. I got like a targeted ad once. Then I was like, what the hell? And I bought them.

And I don't love that. But you guys all seem to have better shoes than me. I just buy. Whenever I find a pair of shoes I like. You keep buying the same one? I have like five different pairs of the exact same shoe. You go to StockX. StockX?

Yeah. Goat app is good. I'm not a sneaker head, but I'm also willing to have decent shoes. The Conversation? It's summer. Just go with the timeless Stan Smith. That's the summer shoe. Go to ASOS shoes

I like those shoes They're not bad Solid shoes You've had those for three years? Kind of Forrest Gump-ish Oh my god, they're Gump-ish They are Gump-ish They're a little Gump-ish

Yeah, they're a little Steve Prefontaine Are you calling me Markdowns? Yeah Damn, that's good Big Markdowns Big Markdowns Don't you dare that's good big mark down big mark down yeah yeah a little steve pre-fontaine like early phil knight i've just been you know getting getting ready and i uh stare at the closet and i just go only three pairs of shoes kind of crazy i feel like i have more but i mean in the rotation yeah i have these I have some Air Maxes

and then I have the, what are they, the Blazers? Is that what they're? Yeah. High top. Yeah. Did you make the shorts move today? Is this the official move to shorts for the week? I wore shorts yesterday. A couple days ago. Oh, did you? Okay. Nick, what are we doing this summer? Not at all. Okay. Punting. No shorts? No shorts. Nick and I aren't

shorts guys. I'm not a shorts guy on air, but then something about, I don't know the weather turned in chicago like you just yeah i was just like fuck it feels wrong what am i gonna what am i gonna be not sure not shorts guy well yeah nick and i are for different reasons nicks because his legs look uh rickety rickety mine because if i have shorts on i look like Spongebob wait what I got a big top and a small bottom it's just not worth the ridicule

I'd rather be a little bit warmer I just don't look good maybe linen pants light linen pants you can't do linen pants I can do linen pants no linen pants let's get ourselves do linen pants. That'd be crazy. Oh, I can do linen pants. Let's just do a light pant. No linen pants. Let's get ourselves some linen pants.

No to linen pants. I'm telling you right now. That's crazy. We could be linen guys. Neither one of you could be linen pants guys. I'm going to buy us some linen pants. Does that sound like cult leader guy pants? In here, Titus could do it.

KB could maybe do it. Me, definitely not. Never do linen. Trenton do linen pants. Wait, what? When? Trenton do linen pants. Trenton linen? When? Trenton do linen pants. Trenton linen everything and he looks so hot.

Yeah. I literally gasped when I saw Trent. So, okay, you're as hot as Trent now. No. Is that what you're saying? No, he's absolutely not saying that. Look at that. Look at that.

He looks hot. I don't know. I don't know. Those are just. Those look bad. Look how wrinkled. Those are linen. That doesn't look good to me at all. I'm a linen guy now.'t know. Those are just. Those are linen. The shirt's linen. Look how wrinkled. Those are linen. That doesn't look good to me at all.

Those are linen. I'm a linen guy now. Linen pants. Linen. Y'all can't do that. Yes, we can. I don't love it. Why can't we do it?

Love Trent. I don't love Trent. Should we just go linen? All linen? Yes. Head to toe. All right. It'll feel like we're naked.

All linen. And you guys are going to be. You want it to be linen with us? No, I want a thing, but it can't be linen. Why not? I'm just going to do shorts. I think you're going to iron linen. Let's go milk out.

We'll go rompers? Yeah, milk out all summer. What? I don't know what that means. Oh, I hate that term. Let the milk hang. Titties? All of it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. We can go romper, though. I'm down for that. Yeah. But me and you are going to do a thing. Okay, we'll do a little thing. Brandon, you should go not cut off, but actual tank top shirt.

Oh, spaghetti tank. Yeah, Gold's Gym. Yeah. Oh, you should. Mike, you know what we should do is next week we should pick a day and we should just be like, everyone just do your riskiest summer wear. I love that. I bought a risky pair of pants. I have some risky

shit. All right, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, risky summer wear. It have some shit in the closet. It's like the thing you're thinking about, but you're like, I don't know if I can do it, and we'll just be honest with each other. All right. Fashion show? I'm going to go all in on that. We're coming in with our risky pieces. Oh, I have a couple things I want to, I might actually do a costume change.

Yeah. Yeah, you could bring multiple items. Oh my God. It's a great idea. Yeah. I've actually been thinking about hiring a stylist for myself to, like, just help me buy jeans and a couple pair of sneakers. That's it?

I wear the same leggings. They're starting to fall apart. Starting to? I have three pair of leggings, three pairs of shoes. You don't need a stylist, Kate. What are you talking about? I think I need a stylist. I would like to be a cooler, slightly cooler.

You and Mook have lost and found fits. Rip the other one. Rip. Yeah. I bet they're so thin, I bet I could. The crotch is probably ripped. I don't know. I've had the same three leggings for like five years, the same three shoes for like five years, and I just wear the same hoodie.

But you're doing it. That's not because of the lack of a stylist. Yeah. You're doing the mom dropping off her kids. Yeah, you know. You're aware. You're doing it. That's not because of the lack of a stylist. Yeah. You're doing the mom dropping off her kids. You know it's bad. You know. You're aware. You're aware it's bad. I know and I want to make a change. You don't need a stylist for that. I don't know how to dress.

I don't know. I don't know. Risky risky. Try something. I got a risky one. Yeah. But look at whenever he wears the tiny pants he gets destroyed. Well those are two 10 minutes. What would be the equivalent for you? Maybe the same.

A dress or something? Yeah, wear a dress. Start wearing dresses. Start wearing dresses. Put some effort in. No underwear. I do want to make a change, though. I want to start getting cool.

That's awkward. That was so weird of me. That was so weird to me That was so weird to me Why'd you say that? Because I just like It popped in my head And it was weird It caught me right

I was like what Oh it felt weird coming out It actually was more weird Than the JJ Reddick call So now I'm good I thought dress Dress was sufficiently weird I'm disgusted with myself

No underwear No underwear I thought dress was sufficiently weird. I'm disgusted with myself. No underwear. No underwear. It's kind of so matter-of-factly. Yeah, no, it was one of those. That was an earnest suggestion. Just popped in my head. Why am I saying this as I was saying it? Dress, ditch the fucking panties.

Yeah, no panties. Ditch the panties. Risky outfit next week, boys. Great idea. Ditch the panties. Risky outfit next week, boys. Great idea. Ditch the panties. Everything's working, but have you considered a... Anyway. Now if she doesn't do it, she's stubborn.

Yep. That's going to stick in my head. Yeah, that's weird. At least I got the 1850s floor out of my head. Oh, yeah. It's the next thing up. You're emptying the clip this week. Luke, you said you got a great outfit for Risky Week.

Yeah, I'm curious. It's a Miami fit. Does that, in fact, mean just jeans? Jeans. No, no, no, no jeans. It means cocaine in his front pocket. It means I'm going to look very lesbian on the Risky Day. Extremely lesbian.

But I think we have to make an agreement that we have to be honest but nice with our honesty. Yeah. No, that's not going to work. That'll be good. That's not going to work. I was just saying that out loud. I was like, there's no way we can do that.

What if we did that rule from now on? No. No. No, they'll ruin the show. I'm really nervous. Yeah. Well, you're locked into Lennon. I'm trying to think of a world where we all come in and we actually just look cool. Yeah, they'll ruin the show. I'm really nervous. Yeah. Well, you're locked into linen. I'm trying to think of a world where we all come in and we actually just look cool.

Yeah, like nice to each other. Yeah, we're like, holy shit, dude. You look awesome. No. Can we do an ignorance? It happens to you a lot where you come in here and we're like, holy shit, Titus looks hot. Yeah.

The cop out. You do get it. Kyle gets it. Yeah. The rest of us are just trying to put on something that people aren't going to be like, what? Trying to stay above water. And then somebody will come in and Kate's like, wow, a real man is in here now. She does it every time.

Every time. And there's a reason why I wear a black shirt every day. I'm in like late, like, heroin Jerry Garcia phase. Yeah. I'm just like, let me just cover whatever's going on up. Steve Jobs looking closet. Summer refresh. We need a summer refresh.

I think that's a great idea. What day are we doing this? I'm going to buy a couple things. Oh, okay. You're buying things? Yeah. Am I going to buy a couple things? Yeah, I'm going to go shopping this weekend.

All right. Okay. Oh, when's shopping day? I need a wristband. I've had my eye on some stuff, and I haven't pulled the trigger. Shopping day might be dead. Might be dead. What?

It was supposed to be during master's weekend, but it just didn't happen. Nobody. Nobody came through. What do you mean? I think the move has kind of. Oh, no. We have the guys here. I know.

But like darts days in a couple of weeks, there's like no movement on if that's happening or not. I don't know. I think the move kind of shattered our friend group. Oh, probably for the best. Yes. The darts don't come here, so we have to fly back to New York to go to it,

which I am fully willing to do. Why don't you just get Greer to come here? He feels like the ringleader of everything, right? He was here two weeks ago, but him and Tom stayed in and watched the Rangers game

instead of shopping. Oh, so it's their fault. Yeah. And everybody else. I don't think so. Connor Griffin shopped. Maybe next Friday. Is everyone going to be here? I'll't think so. Connor Griffin shopped. Maybe next Friday. Is everyone going to be here?

Next Friday. Next Friday. It feels like a Friday activity. Yeah. Something there is a part of you that thinks you could pull it off. Not like a joke day. Okay.

Yeah, we're not wearing tops. Yeah, well, like there's a sliver of you that thinks you could pull it off. Three times in my life, I've bought black skinny jeans, put them on, never made it out of my closet. It's like every like few years I'm like, maybe now. And then I buy them, bring them home, put them on. I'm like, nope, throw them out. You know what was the worst was in high school.

I tried to make a change to like prep your like better clothes and just came into school, wore like corduroy pants, like a nice sweatshirt and just got shit on. Yeah. That's how it works. That's how it works. And then sweatpants the rest of high school. Yeah. Very scary.

It's weird too. Kate, do you get this at all? Like, do you think that you're younger than the parents that you see? Yes. All the time. But you're not. No, they're usually younger than me parents that you see yes all the time but you're not no they're usually younger than me correct like i drop off my kids at school and i'm wearing my joggers and a shirt and i'm

like look at these people in suits yeah i'm the young cool guy but it's like no you're not you just don't have a real job i think that the daycare people think i'm just dropping my kid off and then going home and doing nothing right like yeah no they probably think the same of me. They're like, this guy is just wearing the same sweatshirt every day. Yeah. No, I feel like everybody has their shit way more together. I'm like, oh, that's a real mom over there. Right. But they

are younger for the most part. I have gray hair. Yeah. And I'm like, look at those real moms. Yeah. Ten years younger than me. I don't feel like an adult when I really should. No. That's fine.

That's another thing I want to do is a cool hair color. Sometimes I think about. Oh. Yeah, do that. Oh. The only cool hair color is brown. I think. I'm thinking like.

What? The only cool hair color Give me a hair color that's Blonde Is that cool though? Blonde's pretty Yeah That's like the hottest

Blonde is hot but not cool Oh I think blonde is What do you think is cool? Like a hipster girl Dark brown That's it? Like yours? Like mine

My exact color Wait it's the only cool hair The thing of a cool dude Okay He doesn't have any other color I think he's blonde He might be blonde A cool blonde

Blonde hair That's a hot boy Okay He's not a cool guy I don't know I think Who's the coolest guy? Lou Reed What color is his hair?

Also dudes aren't blonde He makes a good fucking point. No adult man is actually blonde. He just has a slightly lighter brown. Do we have any blonde dudes here? Oh, yeah. If you look at his hair, look at Donnie's hair, it's not actually blonde. No, you're right.

Look at this. This is my favorite. When Jerry's just holding court. Oh, yeah. Something's getting discussed here. Yeah's high level shit cicadas during an election yeah it's not a coincidence high yeah this is this is kind of like a look into like uh a beer hall in in germany in like the late 1920s you don't know what ideas are going around in this room right now. None of them are good.

They are some scary ideas. Are they looking at us? Yeah, they must be. Yeah. Yeah, because Evo's fixing his hair now. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Watch this ball. I guess we're not important.

Watch the little ball. Watch the little ball with the ball. What about Malasek's hair. I think that's a cool color. That's brown. It's lighter than yours. But it's brown. They don't make blonde dudes.

It goes away. There really aren't any here. Oh. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck? Come on. They're not even like. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck?

Come on. They're not even like. No, Zach. They're not even clowning. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh was bad. That was so bad. Oh, no. He's yelling at them. We should have it on all the time. He's ruined. You pull it up right now. That oh they're genuinely bad they're gonna watch it so bad that was actually really sweet he grabbed his inner thigh

oh no oh he's done for that's brutal. They were doing that just because they wanted to. It was like they'd done it before. Their thing. That wasn't the first time. I thought at first he knew he was on camera and he was fucking around. Me too.

He obviously did not. That's very sweet. Just guys being dudes. Need a clip of that. Are you going to get Dick Pound on the podcast before the Olympics? Brandon's blonde, by the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

He literally left the room for two minutes. Oh, yeah. Forgot about it. No way. He left for two minutes and our goldfish brains couldn't remember. Categorically ruled him out as a person. He left for two minutes and our goldfish brains couldn't remember. Categorically ruled him out as a person. He left his room. He ceased to exist.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah, really blonde. Yeah. You're blonde. Very blonde. You are so blonde. It didn't cross my mind for us.

Not even one second. Was the chat the whole time being like, Brandon? Stephanie was just like, Brandon's hair color is blonde. I just needed a blonde? Yeah, we forgot. Kyle made the proclamation that they don't make blonde dudes. I think you're rarer than you think. I'm right here.

Yeah. Well, you weren't right here. If you had been right here. I just went to the bathroom. Right. And we completely forgot your entire existence. Yeah. So if Mook left the room and they said they don't make redhead dudes,

we just wouldn't remember the whole thing. They wouldn't remember even if I was in the room. Mook doesn't even have to leave the room. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah. Here I am. Blonde dude.

Did you say here I am? Here I am. You want to see the Malicek clip that we just got? Yeah, for sure. What is it? It's funny. Prepare to laugh. They did not know they were on the app. I did hear you guys laugh. Yeah, for sure. What is it? It's funny. Prepare to laugh. They did not know they were on the app.

I did hear you guys laugh. Yeah, they didn't know we were on the app. Get ready to laugh. Okay. All right. You ready? No, I'm ready. Wait, is Cody blonde?

Cody's very blonde. Oh, yeah. Cody is blonde. Cody's blonde. Kyle, what's going on? But come here. We shouldn't. Look at this.

Look at this. Look at this. I bet you he's more. Brandon, watch this. They aren't any here. Oh, thigh. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. this. Brandon, watch this. Oh, thigh. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck? Come on. And then I screamed his name. You're not even clowning. The Quigs hand thing is like, not in public, sweetie. Yeah.

It was like that. That was like Kiss Cam getting caught with your goo mom. Yeah. Like, oh, fuck. I'm not on a date. Jack McCarthy is never going to shut up about that shit. Oh, that was a perfect moment. Oh.

These guys. There's something else. Yeah, there's blonde dudes. Yeah. Yeah. Are we retracting? Because you convinced me. I was like, you're right. I think there are's blonde dudes. Yeah. Are we retracting? Because you convinced me. I was like, you're right.

There are no blonde dudes. Yeah, we just call dudes with lighter brown hair blonde. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm blonde. I think I've got lighter. No, you're blonde. You're blonde boy.

Is that dirty blonde? Dirty blonde is what I would say. You're blonde. Yeah. You're a dumb blonde bitch. By the end of the summer, it'll be like super blonde. It will be because of all the outdoors activities. You ever put lemon in there?

I did try that. Yeah? I also bought, what do they call it? Sun in. I bought sun in. I tried to make it as blonde as possible. My senior picture in high school is peroxide. Oh, it is?

Oh. It's totally bleached. You've seen it, Kate. I thought that was natural. No, the day before, I said, I'm going to bleach it out. Why bleach. You've seen it, Kate. I thought that was natural. No, the day before I said I'm going to bleach it out. Why'd you do that? Don't know. It was very dumb.

Me and another guy did it independently of each other. What was his name? B.J. Smitherman. Come on, man. That's not real. Come on. Go off. I'm not following that one.

B.J. Smitherman. B.J. Smitherman. Good guy. Good guy. Really funnyerman. PJ Smitherman. Good guy. Good guy. Really funny guy. PJ Smitherman? Yeah, I think he lives in Yuna. I think he works on cars.

He's still a mechanic. Yeah, let me guess. He fake child blowjob lip stain? Fucking American pie. What? Oh, I didn't understand a word you said. Yeah, what? PJ Smitherman.

PJ Smitherman. He's a dude And we're very close in the graduation picture Yeah there you are I kind of like that for you Well the bowl doesn't help No And the ears

Ears aren't as bad as you think The angular face It's long It looks like it's It's pointy. It's very pointy. You're crooked. Yeah, it looks very crooked.

The face is all pointy, and then the head's all round. They don't match. You just needed to fluff out a little bit. I needed some weight on me. Yeah. You look like a guy who ends up going on a shooting rampage, and they're like, this is him as he was joining the Marines. No, it's very Klebold-ish.

Yeah, you look like a sugar cone. I should see if... B.J. Smitherman? He's still around. Good guy, good guy. Good guy. What is that? What?

That's my shoe. What? What? The frame in the middle of the picture on Brandon. Yeah, that's a... Oh, shit. A square, a comma. Are you glad we get drone strikes?

What the fuck is that? What the? Wait, is that track? Brandon, how are you doing that? Move your... What is that? Why is that happening? I don't know.

Oh, my God. It's nice knowing you. I don't fuck with that. Is the camera about to shoot us? Brandon, are you moving the camera? I thought I was at first. Now I think DJ's doing it. No, I'm moving the camera.

But it's tracking his hand? I thought I was at first. Now I think DJ's doing it. No, I'm moving the camera. But is it tracking his hand? No. It is, though. It is. What if I go off camera with it? Oh. Oh, it's staying on him. It's just me.

No, I don't have it anymore. It's gone? Where'd it go? I want it back. Where'd it go? I need my box. I need my box back. I want my box.

That was weird. I want to play with my box. Give me my box back. Oh, my box. That was weird. I want to play with my box. That camera is like the neglected stepson. That one right there? That one always is on the frets. The one that Mintz knocked over, is that still, does that work? Yeah. Is it that one still?

It's the one pointing at the court. Oh. Did you text Will? Yeah. He's putting his daughter to sleep. Oh. Oh, that's? Yeah. He's putting his daughter to sleep. Oh. Oh, that's so sad. Why?

What? Why is that sad? Oh. Damn. She was almost three. Jesus Christ. He's just running up the score. I know what he's in right now because his wife is away for like eight days.

So he's just, if you see all his posts, he's just trying to gain all the points for when she comes back. Oh, is that what he's doing? Yeah, like doing art projects, like reading to her. Yeah. And just posting it being like, see? This is when she gets back and he's like, look at all the stuff we did. Oh, man.

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even if you do not know and have never picked it up the second you pick it up and squeeze you know how to use a drill correct my two-year-old has a fake Home Depot drill, and he immediately- There is no skill involved in using a drill. Do you not know how to use a drill, Steve? I do, but I mean- Sounds like you don't. I guess they don't teach that in Chinese kindergarten. And then the question after is, what is your favorite variety of Skittles?

Skittles. Skittles. Skittles. His brain is just... I couldn't come up with questions like this every day. What food or ingredient gives you the worst breath? Garlic, isn't it? Onions, garlic, or other? Oh.

Onions, garlic, or other. Steven, you wanted the right pussy, didn't you? Non-cooked onions? No, I didn't think of that. Non-cooked onions. That'll last with you for like a day. Yeah, you have like an onion slice on a burger. That's going to be sticking around.

Steven, have you ever come to work with pussy breath? Certainly. God damn it. What? Have you ever talked to any of us with pussy breath? Have you ever exhaled pussy on one of us? I mean, I've worked with you guys long enough, so probably. Do you have a routine after you do it?

Do you wash your face? Do you gargle? Floss? Or was it like a quickie before you leave the house? Just like one lick. Quickie. Kisses once, goodbye. It's a yogurt lid.

I'm not going to get too more into it. I'm sure it's... I've worked here for a long time. Don't do that. Please don't. that please please don't mark how are you doing buddy that's your man that's that is your man shut up you all are annoyed by him too just one one lick before we don't show it and with him for way too long we've gone through what you you're going through the caleb presley cycle i know as i've been told yeah and uh i powered through that yeah, and Caleb's here every day.

Yeah. Caleb Che rivalry was all the time. It was real disdain. That only started because I criticized Mitch. Yeah. And you existed. Oh, the tension was so good. Was good.

He wouldn't even look at him. He would just talk with his back to him. That's when you know he's serious. Just would never turn around. Our little blonde boy, Brandon Walker. Yep. That was crazy. That actually made me sad.

If any of us left for any type of time. Yeah, we forget. Forget our traits. Yeah, do they exist? So if I died, it would be momentary. It would be immediate. Yeah, so I'd be like, what did Brandon look like? That's probably comforting, though.

You don't have to stress about a legacy. Yeah. No. Life is so small. I'd like a legacy. Y'all want a legacy? No. It's too stressful.

No, I have to uphold a legacy. I have to worry about after I die. I worry about the attendance at my funeral. I would like it to be full. But also, when you think about a legacy, it just slowly diminishes over time. Yeah, who cares? Like your legacy is at its peak the day you die, and then time goes on. Yeah, but people still talk about

galileo do they it's the last time you talked about gal still talk about thomas edison not really no i don't ever talk about still talk about dale earnhardt and the big three kobe yeah kobe's the most yeah yeah but ko i mean kobe in like 50 years are we going to talk about Kobe? True. Lakers fans will. Yeah. It's like you don't die until the last person utters your name.

People still talk about OJ to this day. That's a good point. Thank you. Are you worried about the Walker dynasty? Like you want Tommy to carry the torch. Leg work is being done. What? That sounded ominous.

Groundwork or legwork? I guess either. The groundwork has been laid? How could you lay the groundwork for a diet? Like what did that just? I'm getting Tommy started. On what? That's what I'm saying.

Which? Everything. On? Life. Life. I guess so. Who's the next great walker? Okay. In a long line of great walkers. Who's the next great walker okay a long line of great walker who was the first great walker me okay going for two in a row back to back brandon when you close your eyes and picture yourself what's your default you what are you wearing oh i've never done this i guess

i was wearing god damn it like if you were a cartoon character what would you be wearing I was wearing a red and white shirt that I wore when I took pictures when I was 4 years old really I picture you in a Coco Bewear shirt a Coco Bewear shirt yeah when I close my eyes what is Coco Bewear that's a wrestler

I think that's when I started liking you and that's your default you I think I was wearing that yeah Coco Bewear Coco Bewear Coco Bewear And that's your default you. Yeah. I think I was wearing that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cocoa beware. Cocoa be. Cocoa beware. Cocoa beware. Cocoa beware.

The bird man. Kate, you're wearing exactly that? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think you've worn that every day since I've known you, though. Basically. Cocoa beware sounds like it'd be a guy in one of your commercials. Oh, yeah.

Neighborhood's really gone bad. They did pace a little. I am surprised they didn't try to appeal to all races with that commercial. Yeah. We pace a little. We pass over pace a little. How would you appeal to the other races? Oh. You know, just good. Good, honest car selling.

Peso Little. They probably thought they nailed that, too. Well, they had Seymour trucks first. Okay. And then they built out the universe. Yeah, yeah. I think Peso Little was second, but DeLois Price might have been second and then Mini Trucks and Big Markdowns

were way later So pitch a black one Kiki's Steals Oh man That's Deals Jesus Christ Peso Little did he ever have his own commercial?

He probably did, he probably had a standalone. Yeah. You get a standalone? Like Ant-Man? Yeah, I think he had a standalone. I was like, all right, we don't need this. Peso Little. Oh, man.

The whole Chris Hogan. What was his name? Carl Hogan. Carl Hogan Universe. I might spend the rest of the day watching. Cinematic Universe. We had a lot of those little ones, though. We had a little cable access TV show that came on every day at 6 called The Morning Show.

You played them for us once. Yeah, I did that. One of them went viral. Literally viral. And then we had a- Literally viral? Yeah, dude. That's Mensa's.

That's a lot of- Well, he actually did literally go viral last night, which that sucked. Wait, did he? He did? Yeah, with a mole key. Oh, he got 1,500. Not in a good way. Oh, man.

What are the numbers on this thing? The replies are crazy. But it's just all insults about her. Compared to her head shot. Well, have you seen this? we brought a shot up of her her glamour shot from like 40 years ago she's gotten older

that happens to everyone I think that's fine lighting is a real beast I sometimes I'm a 6 sometimes I'm a 4 it depends on the lighting this is tough this lady's not great no no our switch to hd cameras yeah kind no I fear these cameras every day yeah

they definitely bring out all of our flaws and then some all right so tomorrow we're going to do fellow Friday everyone's going to send their fellas two each I almost see more trucks two each I'd say definitely have one but have a backup in case your fellow gets taken because if people are sending you guys fellows there's going to be overlap

I'm using homegrown fellows that weren't sent to me I'm using exclusively ones sent to me I'm gonna try and find my own still TJ you had a guy keep sending them to me please the guy who's breakdancing in his living room looking for a good guy

oh my god what a guy I thought that I was like cause he came across my thing and I was like this is my guy and then I saw it was cause you retweeted him yeah send me send me fellas too. And if anybody out there has a fellow with like 14 people, 10 people, that's what I want. Yeah. Real, real.

We pull up that sweater fellow. Cause we're not going to, he's not a fellow. He's got like 200,000. What's his name? Sam Barsky. Sam Barsky. I have been following him for like 10 years. I am obsessed with him.

He's incredible. Do we have a hard limit on the followers or is it just suggested this is the guy that yeah i'm not gonna use this guy but whoa he has a skate ramp in his living room and he's looking for love and he's definitely and he hasn't found it yet the fray no and he's going through some kind of manic episode right now because he's posting like every hour and he's been dancing in his living room for like three days straight non-stop. I like those big windows. Yeah, he's going through it. Mook, do you understand

the assignment? Yeah. I got some iffy ones, I'll say that. Yeah, it's going to be like an old man getting euthanized. Yeah, last time you gave us a guy who was paraplegic. Yeah, he's still kicking. Stephen, I want you to just go with whatever you feel because I would love another Super Bowl winner.

I got some good ones. Shout out to this dude, King Daddy. He's been sending me a bunch. TJ, pull up Sam Barsky on Instagram. You guys got to see this. This is the guy who makes his own sweaters for like trips you should get the pits really really wholesome

incredibly wholesome look at them look at these sweaters we've known this guy before yes he has a 9-11 sweater wherever he goes he like went to see an oh my god

ant farm had like a little ant farm sweater he's got his girlfriend no he's married they've been oh they've been married for like 20 years look his eclipse sweater oh that's that's beautiful yep and he does meetups now where he teaches people how to knit oh yeah that one i need that one so bad i love him total football guy and he's like so genuine and just like the sweetest guy. Wow. Oh my God, the Carnegie Hall sweater. He's really good.

Did a puzzle. What do we mean by 9-11 sweater? What was that? Every 9-11 he posts is 9-11 sweater. It's not like there's not a little knit lane. I want a 9-11 sweater. I mean, I need to. It's just the towers.

They're not falling or anything in the sweater. Okay. Look, his Amish, his little Amish cart sweater. These are so good. This guy rocks. Let's see, one wear and then they're gone? No, no. No, no.

I think he'll bring them back. Does he sell them? Oh, is that the 9-11 one? No. No, no. I think he'll bring them back. Does he sell them? Oh, is that the 9-11 one? No. No, he does. It's not Cameo, but he does, for a small price, he'll record videos for you. And he does a bunch of knitting meetups. Does he take sweater requests?

He might. Seems like that's where he could make his money. What would you request? Is he just always knitting? I would love a yak sweater. Yes. Yeah. Sam, if you're watching, we'd love to have you on.

Look, there's his little ant sweater. I think that might be my favorite one. I don't think Sam watches anything. No. I love him. What is he saying in that? He just talks about his sweaters and his trips and his... I'm wearing right now.

I wanted to make some sweaters. I love this guy. I wanted to make some objects depicted larger than they are in real life. I love this guy. And look, he's like, everyone is on his side. That looks just like it on my website, sambarski.com. And very soon, you'll be able to get leggings just like it, too. I don't know what that will be. He's very wholesome.

Yeah, and everyone's supportive of him. I think we found the last cool corner of the internet. There. Wow. Kyle, you need this. Oh, my. You had a piece similar to that. Very similar.

He did. Sam, get out of there. Sam, you must get out of there Sam you must get out of there what a cool guy I'm still thinking about security Mike being confused and shooting his gun yeah he told me he actually fell on his gun whoa no way that would have been really bad.

That's how the yak ended. Oh, my. Yeah. Yeah. He said his wife yelled at him and was like, you knew you'd get dizzy. He said he's got vertigo. Oh, that's not bad. Tom Lay was dizzy like five hours after.

Yeah. I didn't feel right for a while. I felt it for a while. Yeah, the Dizzy Olympics is going to take a lot out of us Mine went away but about 8 o'clock last night I had a little post post dinner It was the same dizziness

so it wasn't like my normal dizziness it was this dizziness which was intense Dizzy Olympics is a great idea We all get impaired and try to do We need like 6-7 events We should eat before No we shouldn't We all get impaired and try to do... We need like six, seven events. There's going to be a lot of vomit. We should eat before.

No, we shouldn't. That'd be funny. You can't just say every idea and it's a good idea. It's not a good idea by any means. No, it's a good idea for the people at home. What about alternative ways to get dizzy too? Have you seen the video? You know the playground?

Back in the day, the playground spinners would spin crazy. have you seen the one where they tie the rope and the motorcycle goes no and the kids go like oh yes i have like 50 feet i feel like we could use alternate means yeah the tiny spinners the sit and spins yeah going upside down yeah yeah what if we drink like a half a gallon of milk before no no i hate puk drank like a half a gallon of milk before? No. No. I hate puking. Just a half a gallon.

Not a full gallon. Half a gallon. That would be good. That's a good idea. It would be funny. Good idea. The Dizzy Olympics featuring milk. Yeah.

That should be one of the events. Like, how much can you puke? Yeah. Maybe each milk is dyed a fun color. Oh, yeah. And then when you puke, it's like passed out. You know exactly, yeah. Yeah. I like that.

Yeah. Each color of the rainbow, and you have to puke in order. Yeah, we have to puke in a bucket. Then we have mincey-dew bobbing for apples. Oh. You don't like that idea? No, I just think Dizzy Olympics is a good, solid idea on its own. Did he talk to you about not being on the show yesterday?

No. I don't know. Did he send a report this morning? He did. Was it him that wrote it? Yeah, I can tell you. What's that look like? I also have to snitch on Mincy. I've been hitting him up nonstop and his producer to promote the comedy show that he wanted to host,

and he hasn't sent out a single tweet. Oh, no. When is it? May 16th at the Laugh Factory. May 1st, work report. Three blogs. So I did the Havana Gila last night, blog one. Blog two is, it is good to feel some heat at the

poker table blog three i got ohio state to coach me up for government basketball game notice all the blogs had i in it uh then released basketball training video with ohio state that seems redundant to the blog inquired about awesome venue mardias World to host a barstool party during Super Bowl week next year. Have good relationship with owner and will follow up if you're all interested. Place amazing. They're all about doing stuff. So you just talk to a friend. Yeah.

Drove to Baton Rouge and played in Louisiana Senate versus House representatives charity basketball game at LSU. Shot videos and B-roll. What does he mean by B-roll? He doesn't know. And then his last thing that he did we got a bunch of fans in louisiana government real fun experience but cannot say my three minutes were the most successful in the game i played on senate team and we lost that's great so it's three blogs the video doesn't count because it's in the blog talk to a friend

drove to Baton Rouge driving shouldn't count have some fans and that was that that was a hell of a day you can do all that in one day yeah he's in time out right now after that they'll definitely

talk about a tweet per the blog it looks like only one of those was posted. Oh. They might just be in his head. I could see him writing some of these in his head. Maybe two. Yeah, and just being like, all right, done with that. If I were to blog.

This is what I'd blog about. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, fellow Friday tomorrow, and I'm going to go to Home Depot and try to get us an air con. Thank you. I didn't want to say it. I wanted someone else to show some initiative. Do we have the balloon?

I feel like I'm the only one that wants to see it. You are the only one. I'm the only one that's keeping this going. Do we have the balloon? But I need to see Kyle in a balloon. Behind Brandon. It's perfect for fellow Friday because you were saying you will become a fellow for us.

Balloon man Kyle. Oh, yeah, we're going to make an Instagram for it will become a fellow for us. Balloon Man Kyle. Oh yeah, we're going to make an Instagram for it, right? Okay, yeah. Balloon Man Kyle. That will be the whole thing. We'll just be you and a balloon. Yeah. What should we do once you're in it?

It'll go viral. Once you're in it? We haven't thought that far ahead. I just want to see him get in it. What if I got a tank of helium? Have him fly away. Oh, yeah. Would that be safe for Kyle?

I don't know. I just want to suck it. Huh? Pause? Give him a pause? Pause. Pause. Yeah, we got to get you in this

I know and I will get in If just we have a blower Sounds like you have a blower I'm nervous I don't know if we'll get you in I know I mean you've gotten him clothed It's not you it's me I'll get myself in I haven't stopped thinking about it

I feel like you have to wear sleek clothing Oh yeah. I think naked in Vaseline. Oh. Yeah, maybe like a skin-tight suit type of thing. Singlet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Singlet. What are we going to do with him?

I don't know. That's the thing is this might be a situation where once we do it, we're like, okay. I don't think it's anything you can plan because we got got to get in there first and we've never seen him in yeah we don't know we roll him is he gonna be tight in there like is he gonna be oh i think it'd be good it'd be like a kyle condom in the grandpa video that grandpa was like dancing around and jumping around it he was in the balloon he was like mobile i bet it feels good the airflow i think it's good sensation.

Get a boner in your balloon? Yeah. See? Walk ahead. All right. So, TJ, why don't you spin the wheel? I don't feel good about today's. What?

The wheel. Oh, the wheel. Yeah. I was going to say, I thought it was a great yak. We've got some real, real funny moments and also some things that are going to just be rattling in my head. Yeah. Yeah. What did I say about the panties, Kate? I seriously, like, I have memory hole JJ Redick.

Oh, yeah. You want to put no panties on the wheel? Oh, man. I hate myself. Oh, no. Oh. myself. Oh, no. Oh. No, it can't be. It can't be.

Yeah, there we go. It can't be. Are we really doing this? It's really a thing. Here we go. Fetitis? I don't know if I have it. I don't.

I didn't eat today. I haven't eaten a lot today either. Let me cook and get it all done with. Brandon. Oh, Brandon. There you go. Oh, Titus. Titus.

Titus. I got nothing. Who was that? Right here. That was right in your face, Jay. Oh, my gosh. Who was that? That was me. Oh my days!

Oh my god. Ew! Yeah, speedrun, speedrun. Fucking hell! It smells in here. Oh, it smells! No! Did Big Head just do it?

I'm fucked. I got nothing I had to yesterday like crazy I did yesterday Like it was killing me Yeah Of course we don't get it yesterday Oh fuck me And I

I'm gonna piss myself when I do it Also my last part was like i was happy with it because it could have been weird which i don't think guys have that worry no this one what what if it's what if it's bad i don't know oh boy i need some food or something. Yeah. I got nothing. I think I got something, but I am afraid of what it is. I'm afraid of what's going to come out. Oh, let it rip. If it's like a real, like, if it's a real growler, I don't want to.

I won't look. I don't want my OnlyFans to lose its last three guys. Katie Money Grabs, by the way. 15 bucks a month. No. I'm going to have to. $15 a month. No. I'm going to have to move around a little bit. Oh, man. Che, you can't fart either?

I don't have one loaded right now. No, there's something, but I'm afraid I'm going to piss myself at the same time. Shout out moms. I think that counts. If I gonna piss myself at the same time shout out moms. I think that counts If I piss n for it at the same time Come on body Donnie Donnie you got any farty foods over there No, I

Think I got one but I have to like hold on to my crotch. Oh no. I feel like it's going to be bad. Nick, too far yet? I take great solace in knowing that like nobody's thinks I'm like a lady. Oh my God. This is so nerve wracking. No, I had it and it went away. Has your body ever like absorb a fart, reabsorb a fart back into you?

Yeah. Does he wait too long? Hold on. I got to grab some gotta grab some food i'm gonna grab food nobody's watching anymore anyway right no is chay trying to get a fart out chay can't i have one but i oh god is this mic work the little secret mic over here take it around the corner i I'm just going to slap right here. All right. I'll let you do that. Thank you. Is this thing on? Is it on? Okay.

Don't judge me. I'm going to die. Did you get one? No. Did you fart? It was a fart. Yes, Gary. Oh, no. That's not what I wanted.

I need a replay. I need a replay. Need a replay. I'm going to go get myself. What did you do? It was so bad. What happened? It was a gross fart. She beefed.

So you got it. Yeah, but it wasn't what I wanted it to be. Oh, Kate, it smells like man shit over here. It smells like pure man shit, Kate. Get a shot of that stench. That made me want to die. That was not, my last part was cute. Like a bloop.

This was, I missed, did you hear it? I missed it. Boys in the booth, how was it I missed, did you hear it? I missed it. Boys in the booth, how was it? Oh, they're watching the clip. Oh, they're watching the clip. Is it like oink? No, it was like a wow. I came back in and she was like on her knees,

like the girl that was screaming after Trump got elected. Oh, no. No. Oh, man. I got to make some changes. Luckily, the show deletes after it's posted. Oh, no! No! Oh, man. I gotta make some changes. Luckily, the show deletes after it's posted. Yeah, it's fine. No one's watching.

That was not what I wanted it to be. Oh, okay. Mook, you're the last one that has to... Oh, KB. Yeah, what about Che? Bad. Che still has to fart, too. Mine might have been silent.

Was it? I think it might have been. No, you're good. Am I good? Yeah. Oh, great. Everybody was good. We just, we fired away.

We went back to back to back to back to back. Also, holy shit, everybody was really on point this time. I know. Which, not always the case. I didn't know people were saving farts like that. Yesterday, just in case, I was holding on,

because I knew. Anyway. Anyway. What's new with you guys? I'm just trying to get this done. Yeah. I might need a champion. Oh, to call in a...

I might need one as well. I'm putting out the call. Oh, no. Show us the clip. Oh, no. Show us the clip. Let show us the no let me hear it wait before you play it no wait is it as bad as i think it is oh no is it on okay don't judge me i'm gonna die

oh yeah oh man that makes me want to die don't look at me page that was a dad fart wow wow yeah i know i know oh you gotta hear this yeah Oh, you gotta hear this. Oh, don't say it again. You gotta hear this. Oh, it hurts. No. Oh, yes, Kate!

Yes, Kate! Oh. My, my my my you just gotta hope for a dainty dainty one I had base yeah that's tough anyways

ladies do we are we fart sorry you know it's uh that was a man fart yeah it was a man fart I know anyways might have ripped a hole in the back of the leg

maybe one of you guys will have a lady fart how embarrassing would that be blew your panties right off yeah that's a dream come true How embarrassing would that be? Blew your panties right off. Yeah, that's a dream come true for some people. Big cat catches them. Oh. One of these days, I'm going to shit my pants.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. Kyle, you've got a variety of snacks. Are you trying to do what? What's the thought process? Conjure up a fart with fruit, fiber, protein, meat. Some people can just swallow air and do it, right?

I don't know. Titus claims to be able to fart on command. He was very upset he missed the first fart eliminator because he can let it rip. He, each time. Yeah, he's never failed. Yeah, he's been, like, super quick. He farts, like, low-key, too. Yeah, he does.

Yeah, he does. Oh. I don't have it. No. That's shocking to me. Oh, no. Fuck. That's what I wanted.

That's what I wanted. There we go. There we go. Damn. Luke, just push, man. Push as hard as you can. I'm trying to, yeah. Are your legs feeling any better today or are they yeah

do you credit that hodgepodge of snack yeah stand up and push brother you ever get a colonoscopy no they won't let you leave apparently until you fart and i always think that has to be especially hot for tough for hot people i'm gonna shit or piss like a super hot lady and you have to rip one right before if you try to fart and piss your pants i have to piss let. Let me piss. Like, they make you medically fart...

Before you can leave a colonoscopy? I didn't like my first one. I'm pretty sure. Do another one. That was very understated. Yeah. That was very nice. Yeah, it's...

I was taught at a young age. Scholarly fart. Here we go. Oh, who do we need? Mook. Yep. Come on. That was just my chord on the thing.

Not a fart. Yeah. I've completely given up in front of Pat now. I just. Is that a turn off for you guys? No, I don't. It's not. If it's every once in a while.

Yeah. Yeah, but if it's like pushed out and reeking. You can't push it out. You can't reek. And you can't laugh afterwards. Always keep your fingers over the mouth and teehee. Yeah, you got to teehee. All right.

Yeah. What's your bathroom etiquette? What's up? Like does Pat just go door open our doors all now that we have kids the door is just always open the toddler is always there no matter what but also too man i'm gonna have pee everywhere for the next several years i think potty training and once once they discover they can just spray their pee anywhere. Yeah.

Both boys, right? Yeah. So, yeah, that thing. Yeah. And Pat. Do you guys ever get up in the morning and pee without using your hands? I almost exclusively pee without using my hands. Pat never.

I always, like, walk by and he's, like, leaning up against the wall or just, like, standing. And I'm like, what the? Use your fucking hands. Yeah, I use the hand. No, I go. One hand. I do, too. You You do two? Yeah. You do one.

Alright milk. That mic's really up there. Yeah why are you penetrating yourself? I can hear your heartbeat. Fuck I don't have it. Man. You want to call someone in? Marsh. Marsh might have one't have it. Man. You want to call someone in? Marsh. Marsh might have one locked and loaded.

No, he doesn't. Marsh! He knows what's up. Wait, wait. No hesitation. Wait, wait. Here we go. Here we go.

That sounded German. He shoved it right up his ass. It did sound German. It did. Got a fart? You need one? Yeah, we need one, actually. That sounded German. He shoved it right up his ass. It did sound German. It did. It sounded German. You got a fart? You need one? Yeah, we need one, actually.

I haven't farted yet. I lost it. Is it for the mic? Yeah. This is big for you. No, I made it. Thanks. All right, that's everybody.

Yeah, thanks, everybody. All right. Yep. Hello, Friday. Hello, Friday. Hello, Friday tomorrow. Kate, you for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. Hey, let's get some W's in chat for me farting this time, guys. Great work, me. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye, love you.