The Yak - Fashion Day Has Us Feeling Frisky | The Yak 5-10-24

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh, jump the gun that up. Oh. Jump the gun. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's the Yak.

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The most comfortable stuff out there. Today we're going to take some fashion risks. You're never taking a fashion risk when you wear a rowback. I wear it all the time. That's pretty good. Is this like a baseball fifth inning promotion it sounds like? It sounds like this inning is brought to you by rowback. You'll never take a fashion risk.

And here comes the fourth spot. If the fourth spot hits a home run, everyone at home listening gets 20% off their rowback purchase. If the Cubs score a crooked number in the bottom of the fifth, it's rowback time. You know who's not crooked are those folks at rowback who will treat you right. They're so straight. They do that.

I get Stella Blue is a sponsor of Cubs Radio. Oh, yeah. And so Pat Hughes does that exact thing every game. It's awesome. He's like, and this inning of Cubs radio is brought to you by Stella Blue. Kickstart your morning with Stella Blue coffee. Hell yeah. I thought of a promo for a Yak episode if we ever do a special episode.

If you want to hear it. Yeah, please. I was more offended by the fact, like, if we ever do a special episode. If we ever do another special episode. Okay. Every episode is a special episode. Well, this one's extra special then we're we are oh i thought you had a question when you have when you have a bunch of special people steven che uh every episode special you are right yeah che that's a good thing you're a special guy you're a special guy yeah you're a

special boy i was telling me that for decades. Does your mom still say you're her special little boy? Almost certainly. No. Big boy? My big boys? He's my big boy. That's only when Stephen's mom is changing his diaper. Oh, that's my big boy.

Holy. Oh, my God. Did Kate kill Kyle? Kate killed Kyle. Kyle was really in a lot of pain until late last night. I was, too. I had massive heartburn I was fine from my gummy Yeah my nula wafers they went down easy

Your mouth got a little dry What's a special episode I want to do a scratch and sniff episode We sell a shirt that comes with like a card And then we put out a special episode Where like a number comes on screen and you smell that part of the card So we do like a fart eliminator a number comes on screen and you smell that part of the card. So we do a fart eliminator. Oh, I love it.

You smell along with the yak. I love it. Rugrats movie did that in the 90s. I remember that. We could do a smell of my apartment. Oh, heavens no. We could do some good ones, too. Oh, fuck you.

We don't have good smells. No, actually. What would be a good smell on this show? Oh, when Donnie's cooking sometimes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, mincey grilled cheese smell oh yeah just charred yeah yeah and it's like a shirt that's like i smelled along with the barstool yak yeah kb made his own uh cologne that one oh yeah he sprays a bunch so if we have time to do a special episode with smells let's do it that would rock oh stinky cloud stinky cloud yeah one of our worst ideas ever best that was one of the best the whole office the idea was terrific

it smelled so bad in that office holy fuck i think we could perfect it here yeah we have a red carpet we have a red carpet all right yeah i'm nervous i am too i want to also get out in front of something yeah um because we're taking fashion risks i haven't tried on these clothes i am wearing spanks today oh good i'm wearing i'm wearing a wife beater which is the italian spank yeah i'm trying to keep it nice and tight oh you guys are using p i'm raw dog you know i got had to go Spanx today because I don't know how these things are going to fit. Mook, your body's going to be looking like an amoeba. It's changing shape. Does everybody have two outfits?

Yeah, I'm nervous about the walk, dude. The walk is going to be bad. Two outfits, yeah. And how are we going to do this? So you want to do a bracket? Are they joining us? Yeah, I think so. What's the bracket? it was just uh you

know this idea by brandon again are you making this a competition yeah he did oh it's not okay yeah well how but no i'm curious like how would you go about me well i thought i thought the way i thought was uh we need to yak during the whole thing first mistake you thought so everybody can't go change at once i think it's one at a time and we should go one at a time. But wait, this is only nice, right? We're all just oohing and aahing. Oh, okay. Well, if we're all going to be nice, let's just do one at a time. Let's go one at a time, then you come back in and sit down.

Two at a time, and they can compete. But they don't have to compete. That's the part I'm curious about. What does that competition look like? Don't know. Didn't know then. I just thought two at a time made more sense. Do you want to eat something spicy?

Nope. Never mind. No competition. One at a time, and we're oohing and to eat something spicy? Nope. Never mind. No competition. One at a time, and we're oohing and aahing. Should have thought. Yeah. Winner goes to Hawaii. Brandon might win.

I like a competition. TJ, did you guys see that clip, the Bobby Altoff old one? Fuck. I don't know who the woman is, but it's hilarious. Something about her. She does it for you. Yeah, she really does. Hilarious clip, and I just thought of it because the woman's like, I don't think. She does it for you. Yeah, she really does. Hilarious clip, and I just thought of it

because the woman's like, I don't think. She got mismatched boobs. Yeah, big time. But one's mega and one's... She's got mega titties. One mega titty, yeah. I don't know about you. She's got fat boy and little...

What do you know? That you're a musician. Little man. But that's why I'm interviewing you today, so I can get to know you. So I'm a musician. Mm-hmm. What the fuck?

That mean make magic or something? What is musician? I think that's... I think interviewing you today, so I can get to know you. So I'm a musician. What the fuck? That mean make magic or something? What is a musician? I think that's, I think you're confusing that. Yeah, I'm not no musician. I make music. Oh my God. I make music. And that's not all I do.

I make music. I act. I'm a TV star too, a young woman. Uh-huh. Just really quick, I think you're confusing. I'm not confusing nothing because you don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician or whatever the fuck you say. See, that's what I think you think I said.

I said musician, not magician. I don't think, baby. I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto. I don't think. Yeah. I know.

See, you think. That was your problem. I said musician. And I think you are a musician. No, baby. I do music. So you, just really quick, for the record, could you say you don't think you are a musician No baby, I do music So you, just really quick For the record, could you say you don't think you're a musician?

I'm not none of that But then after that you just said I do music Yeah, I do music So in other words you're a musician No I'm not I don't think They could have gone on for hours That was Abbott and Costello

I don't think that's ghetto. Hey, Kyle. Kyle, how's tum-tum? Oh, you're not on. It's on now. No, you're on. Good.

Fine. Now, yesterday, the worst pain I've ever felt. Oh. In small spurts. I took my stopwatch out. It was like three-minute spurts, but I don't know.

Now, was that... Nah, never mind. The 6.6 million Scoville you guys let me ingest. There was a language barrier between that and whatever was in my stomach. That, um... Or wasn't. Maybe I had it. I was on an empty stomach, so maybe that was it.

Have you shit yet? I did, yeah. It took me a while. I was like, I want to shit or release flatulence in some form to get some relief. It just took like five hours. Who would have known? Kate just fucked us. Yeah.

She kind of did. That was too much Scoville. Too much Scoville. A lot of Scoville. One would have been fine. Two would have been fine. Three was too much. But like your face wasn't reacting as if it were hot.

The mouth wasn't that bad. Ah. I think it was just whatever was going on. I don't think she thought two million Scoville was a lot of Scoville. I looked it up. It's the most. That's the most. That's got to be the most Scoville.

That's a lot of Scoville. Yeah. It's too much Scoville. Well, this is. Yeah, it's Kate. She thought the hottest hot side. The carpet wasn't vented before floor. Yeah.

Did she do you a favor, though, being like, here's the Mother's Day celebration. I'm going to give you the worst pain you've ever felt. Now it's the worst. Now that's number one. Yeah, that's number one worst pain. It's the cheese ball you ate. Now what do you think about the hurt on Mother's Day? Fucking Kate.

God damn it. You know, I had crippling heartburn for the rest of the night. Yeah. And that's also just being old and out of shape. Right. But it was like, you know when you just have it in your throat? I've never had heartburn. Really?

For some reason. It's the worst. The worst. Because you just feel like you want to puke. I can't even imagine what it is. The name describes it perfectly. Yeah, I've never had it, fortunately. I've never had it either.

Oh, I'm shocked you haven't. All you do is eat grease and lay on your back. I never really felt like it. I don't know. How have you not had heartburn? Yeah, everyone always talks about it. This is one of those situations where Brandon definitely has had heartburn, but he says resting heartburn.

Yeah, yeah. He's got a baseline heartburn. No, there's nothing I can remember. I always just feel like I have to puke, but I've never had heartburn. You go to heart yeah yeah heartburn no there's nothing i can think i always just feel like i have to puke but i've never had heart you go to the hospital if your chest stops hurting my stomach hurts i've never i've never had it feels like it's just a burning sensation where your heart is burning in your chest and then it also like it like like a burp and like you feel like you have to like throw up throw up, but you don't. Okay. That's the extreme to heartburn. Yeah.

But, yeah, just, like, a nice burn in your chest. And everything you eat subsequently, like, you're like, oh, that hurts even more. Heartburn probably is the best-named illness, though. Not illness. Malady. Lou Gehrig's disease. Oh, that is the perfect one. That's a good one.

For one guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, heartburn. Ear infection. Is there a technical name for that yeah that's not really the name that's absolutely i was having like three gummy tums after every meal chewy tums for like a year uh-huh yeah do tums work yes yeah yeah you do i would pre-tum you would pre-tum pre-tum before i'd eat something spicy i just make sure that i lay a base of tums

yeah do they still do that i don't know but that was a good commercial i have a buddy that Pre-tum? Pre-tum. Before I'd eat something spicy, I'd just make sure that I lay a base of tums. Tum to tum tum. Yeah. Do they still do that? I don't know, but that was a good commercial. I have a buddy that wakes up every day and drinks Miralax like a protein shake. Just prepping for the day. Yeah.

Your body will forget how to shit on its own. Yeah. It's just like taking NyQuil every night. You won't be able to fall asleep on your own. Yep. I fell into that mistake too. What? I once started a new job and was terrified of shitting there. So I took Imodium three days in a row.

Every morning I would take it. What? Whoa. And by the third day, I couldn't shit. Yeah. I couldn't shit. My body wanted to shit, but my butthole didn't know how. Your butthole, yeah.

Yeah. It got atrophied. It was just sagging. Shit. I was terrified to shit at work. I was at SEC country in Atlanta sagging. I was terrified of shit at work. I was at SEC country in Atlanta, and I didn't want shit at work. So I just, and then I had to go to the doctor and get my butthole fixed. Steven just smirked.

Wait, your doctor had to fix your butthole? Dr. Ned Miller helped fix my butthole. They put a finger up there? Wait, Ned Miller has seen your butthole? No, he hasn't seen my butthole. How does he fix the butthole without seeing your butthole? He just gave me the drink to drink to make sure everything got out of there. He loosened my butthole with a drink.

With a drink, yeah. Steven, you smirked? I have emotion. You have emotion? No, you don't. Holy shit. Why don't we replace Mousetrap on the wheel with Imodium? No.

No. Motion denied. What? What does that look like? How do we execute that? So somebody would just drink Imodium and be done with it. That sounds terrible. What a dumb idea.

Imagine having a dumb idea on this show. Yeah, Kate, we were just motherfucking you. No, I know. It was so much pain yesterday. It was fun, though. Real piece of shit. It was fun. Wait. Jay, what do you think imodium does i took it once you drink it and you can't poop for like a week

but it's terrifying but where's the payoff in that yeah that would be that would be great content for the long agony for the listener so you would just show up the next day and be like well i didn't shit yeah yeah well and we'd be guffawing. It would be a long cut because like. I've never heard anybody say that word like that. By day five, you're very nervous. Yeah. Kate, are you, is that your first fashion risk?

What are you talking about? The Crocs? Yeah, it is. Okay. Kind of like them. Just a little taste. Kind of like them. Just a little taste of what's to little taste so it begins i i'm actually

late because i went to target last night i had this whole plan and then life gets away from you yeah i was at target at closing time last night just throwing shit into the cart and then today i had pt this morning all the way across town and i was like i'm not gonna make it to my house in time shit so i just stopped at the nearest clothing store that's cool that I know. Have you guys been to that Western wear place, Alcala's? No. Not even twice. You know.

I'm glad you got sick yesterday. I'm honest with you. It is the coolest store ever. Western? I'll probably go now. It is. You would fucking love it. I love Western.

I sent you the link to it because we were going to go there before Tim McGraw. Yeah, you did. So you know what I'm talking about. You looked at it though, right? Yes. That place is like legitimately, it's like five blocks from here and it is fucking awesome. It feels like it'd be huge. Is it a huge super store?

Yeah, it's pretty big. And they have it across, there's like giant plastic horses out front. And like, it's like, when I went in, there was like real cowboys coming in from like the farm burbs with real cowboy hats on and i was like do you have any cute clothes i'm in a hurry you don't see that many cowboys in real life but if you go into a western store and stay there for like five minutes you'll they'll just come to you yeah they'll come straight to you they really do ladies highly recommend hanging out there oh is cowboy a job oh yeah uh it can be yeah yeah that's a life and a mindset too uh kate that was right in the mic um i went to tommy bahama yesterday to complete our outfits

nick and they were like oh you're going on vacation and i that question i was just saying nope why yeah i wanted to i was going to explain to him but then i just had a flashback to the guy at home depot who just did me so wrong when i was like we're trying to get a guy in a balloon yeah i told a guy yesterday he said what's this for i said it's dress-up day at work and I felt like a child. Yeah. Yeah. I'm nervous. I'm very nervous. So we're doing a bracket? No, no bracket. Just one at a time. Let's go change into outfit one.

But I think we talk about why we're afraid of wearing it. You said the opposite. You're the one that did it. But I just said we don't have to do that. Let's just one at a time go change into our outfit. Can we do the cruel thing where you stand in the middle, we look at you, we say, that's great, and then you get out of your shot,

and then we say what we really think. I think that's what we were going to do. Yes. Yeah, we can do that. All right, and can I make one request? So we'll do the wheel to see who has to go, but Nick and I should be together because our outfits do kind of. Yeah.

I told Nick last night that we're either gonna look horrendous or uh no i said we're either gonna look good or we're gonna look like two 70 year old gay dudes from key west that's right that's pretty good in my head cool and at presentation it may be yeah a little homosexual yeah i haven't tried them on okay yeah not fit either baggy linen. I think one of them is not baggy. Okay. Stole. Yeah. Shoosh. Uh-oh.

So let's have like a one and a two. Do we want to get in our twos first? Yeah. Let's get in our twos. I have the order. No, I need to do mine in a certain order. I have my order in my head. Well, we should end up with the one you want because that will be what we do the rest of the yak in. So you try something out. Okay. Right? I have my order. Well, we should end up with the one you want because that will be what we do the rest of the yak in.

So you try something out. Okay. Right? I have my first impression to be my number one outfit. Really? Oh, but you should wait. I think that's what Zendaya did at the Met before she changed. Yeah.

But you should wait, though, because the number one outfit's the one you're going to be in. But if number one is underwhelming, number two is not going to matter as much. You've got to hit them with the right one. No, I disagree. Two is where you have everyone be like to matter as much. You've got to hit them with the right thought. No, I disagree. Two is where you have everyone be like, I don't know, and then you hit them with one. This isn't about winning or impressing. It's about getting the conference to wear a piece. Yeah, I want to know which one I can actually wear.

Yeah. All right, so we'll spin the wheel. Someone goes changes. They walk down the red carpet. They maybe do a spin here, and then they walk over to the goalie post, and we say what we really think and then they come back. Yeah. The net? The goalie post.

It's the goalie post. You're going to stand next to the goalie post. The soccer net? The post. The goalie post. I want you next to the post. Okay. Alright. It's a very common sports term. The goalie post. The goalie post. It's the goalie Listen, Fridays are not my best. Are we doing one at a time? Just one at a time a time Brandon I'm going to need you to breathe

That was a simple question You're over complicating Something that's meant to be beautiful Do me a favor Stop thinking That's ghetto We gotta play it again I don't think I know

I could watch this clip forever thinking is ghetto just so you know I don't know that about you what do you know that you're a musician that's why I'm interviewing you today so I can get to know you

so I'm a musician what the fuck that mean make magic or something? What is a musician? I think you're confusing that. Yeah, I'm not no musician. I make music. I make music. That's not all I do.

I make music. I act. I'm a TV star, too. A young mogul. Just really quick, I think you're confusing. I'm not confusing nothing because you don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician or whatever the fuck you say. See, that's what I think you think I said.

I said musician, not magician. I don't think, baby. I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto. I don't think. So you think. I didn't say magician, Suki.

I said musician. And I think you are. I like that reset. So yeah, thinking is ghetto. Who is that? I don't are. That's a good reset. I like that reset. So yeah, thinking is ghetto. Who is that? I don't know. Suki. Who's Suki?

Everything she said was wrong. She's a young mogul. Well, except for the thinking thing. Yeah. Thinking is ghetto. I know. Knowing is the real shit. Okay.

Right. Her saying I don't think is actually correct. That's correct. That was correct. As correct as it could get. I don't think, yes actually that's you need to stop that's correct that was correct correct as it could get i don't think yes there we go all right brandon are you then how about you get a little bit more comfortable steven and tj do you guys have outfits i have like half of mine the other half just didn't ship winnie the pooh it yeah no cock out yeah i have one yeah okay i have a question that somebody in the chat said that might send this into chaos

nope I do's oh yes once we have the outfit on nope I do you then get to wear that person's outfit you get the outfit yeah everyone gets to wear nope I do yeah

yeah I'm excited I have no idea Brandon could just show up in a full uniform Nope, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited. I have no idea. Brandon could just show up in a full uniform. What kind? Basketball? I don't know.

Okay. I have several. I was thinking more. Yeah, true, true. You got a nice brown shirt, Brandon? Not brown, no. Oh, okay. I've never seen you wear brown. Don't wear brown.

It's not brown or yellow. You won't see me wearing yellow. I can't wear yellow.'t wear brown. It's not brown or yellow. I can't wear yellow. I can't. Yellow is the fastest. No. My teeth take the color. What? Are my linen suits yellow?

Yeah. More like the Morton's guy. It couldn't be more yellow. It can yell. I guess I had to find out first. I didn't know. I think you guys go first. I didn't know. You didn't know? It couldn't be more yellow. I guess I had to find out. I didn't know. I think you guys go first. I didn't know. You didn't know?

You've never seen me in yellow? I've been here for one year. Oh, fuck. I think you two go first. All right, we'll go get our outfit one. I think you two. Outfit one is in. Go ahead, boys.

That one is yellow. I want to end on that because I want to be chilling. But in the yellow. Yeah, I'll chill in yellow. No, no, no. Outfit two is the chilling outfit. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's go. So wait, I have an outfit. Oh because I want to be chilling. But in the yellow. Yeah, I'll chill in yellow. No, no, no. Outfit two is the chilling outfit. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go. So wait, I have an outfit. Oh, you brought one? Yeah. Oh, okay. But you got to wear the yellow. Yeah, I'll wear the yellow second. Yeah.

And how do we keep score? You got two outfits? No score. No competition. No score. Keep score at home. Wait, wait. Nick's got to wear his.

You got to wear the one you brought too, though. Yeah. So what am I doing? Why don't we ask some ladies from the office to score us? No. Which? I don't care what women think. Why don't we ask some ladies in the office to score us? No. Which? I don't care what women think. Why don't we ask some ladies in the office to score us? I don't know.

One outfit's like genuinely normal me trying to look like a cool mom. Like a slightly elevated version of me. What's the other? The other, it was a Western store and I was rushing. Yeah. This was like 10 minutes ago, and I was like, I'm going to fucking go for it. You did Whore Cowgirl.

Whore Cowgirl. Whore? No. Whore. Whore. Whore. No, it's Prude Cowgirl. Prude Cowgirl.

Yeah. You did, what's her name on Toy Story 2? Amelia. No. Bo Peep. Little Bo Peep. No, no, no. Jessie. Jessie. She was a whore. Yeah. You did, what's her name on Toy Story 2? Amelia. No. Bo Peep. Little Bo Peep. No, no, no. Jessie.

Jessie. You did Jessie. Oh, yeah. Jessie with a twist. The only other thing is, too, I had this whole plan to go home and shave my legs and other things. I was going to do my hair. I was going to like-

Hey, we came up with this a week ago. You couldn't have shaved your legs before? Honestly, I'm like living in a time warp. Just pretend that my legs are shaved. It's stressing me out. I wore high socks to cover my legs. Shave my legs? Yes, I'd like to.

Spin the wheel. See who's got to shave them for me. How often do you have to shave your legs? Normal women, probably three times a week. That's great. Every other day? That's insane. Yeah. gotta shave them for me how often do you have to shave your legs or should normal women probably three times a week that's great every other day that's insane yeah or do they do it in the shower or what yeah in the shower oh i'm at like once do y'all cut your legs up every two weeks ankle you always snag your ankle a little bone that sticks out yeah you're if you're russian and then your knees are a nightmare how long women been shaving their legs uh since 1850 i believe um when that start when that

practice start when we got floors porn was a porn they weren't shaving before that they weren't shaving bush in like the 70s when did women start wearing like shorts and skirts yeah i think like post world war ii i bet too it was the razor companies being like, we have men. How do we sell them to women? I think this is a long-standing thing. What was the antebellum garb for women? Those big round skirt dresses? But it was covering up the whole.

But I bet they were shaved. You think they were shaving legs? I think so. You don't think they were shaved legs? No, I don't think so. Yeah, 1920s. Okay. Yeah, far off.

Name me one of you a celebrity in the 1920s. Babe Ruth. That's good. What about non-sports? Al Capone. Charles Lindbergh. Lindbergh baby. Lindbergh.

Charlie Chaplin. Okay. Amelia Earhart. The Great Gatsby. You guys have named four out of the first six that pop up so far. Wow, you're all great. Roosevelt. No.

Oh, shit. Oh, my goodness. That was quick. Whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, they look amazing. They look good. Wow.

Oh, they look amazing. Damn. Wow. Let's go. Oh, shit. Damn. Nick, yellow is good on you. Not bad at amazing. Wow. Let's go. Oh, shit. Damn. Nick, yellow is good on you. Not bad at all.

Yeah. That works. You can do yellow. I think it works. Whoa. Pretty good, boys. Pretty good. I think it might work.

Do you want to go to the Gold Coast? Yeah, I can go to the Gold Coast. There's nothing I have to say. I want a daiquiri so bad right now. Right? Yeah. Pina Col I have to say. I want a daiquiri so bad right now. Right? Yeah. Pina Colada for the boys. There's an undercover cop element to this, right?

Yep, big time. Yeah, like Dan's. Dan's trying so hard to be Cuban. Yeah. Yeah, I think he wants you to say he's Cuban, and I'm not going to tell him that. Yeah. What do we think?

I think Nick, no hat. They both need to switch up the shades. Dan keeps the hat, switches up the shoes, and then I think they're solid. You're right. Dan's sunglasses are way off. Sunglasses are off. Nick's shoes are way off. I think Nick can ditch the hat.

Did y'all do shoes with your outfit? Because I did shoes with my outfit. Yeah, I got shoes. I didn't buy new shoes, but I took shoes into account. Yeah, for sure. They look like Starbursts. Yeah. It's the wrong sunglasses.

It's the wrong sunglasses. Yes, I agree. Boys, not many notes. Nope. Yeah, it's a sunglass. Yeah. Yeah, but the sunglasses are a risk I would like to take. But you think no sunglasses?

I like the sunglasses on their own. I don't like them with that look. They're a risk worth taking, but not in that outfit. Yeah. What do you guys think? This is what high fashion is about, really. When you go to a fashion show, it's not meant to be an outfit you wear out. It's pieces.

You take inspiration from the pieces. Your hat has a Smokey the Bear quality sitting on your head. That's pretty cool. I feel really good. Yeah, you look Cuban, we were saying. Yeah, okay. What's your hat doing, man? Well, I got the headphones on.

Oh, I guess so. No glasses? A little bit of like Key West fisherman guy who sells drugs. If you had a cigarette in your mouth. I got an STD from the villages. Yes, something's a little... Now, I will say the only downside of this outfit is all I want to do is cocaine. And this good coke outfit.

You look like the detective from Dexter. From who? That show, the... Fuck. Is he Dexter? No. Angel. Talking about the show, Dexter?

Angel. Angel. Angel from Dexter. I've never worn white pants. I've always wanted to be a white pants guy. It works. You think so? Yeah.

You're too much of a spill guy. Yeah, I am too much of a spill guy. I feel like I need to have these glasses back on. So what do you guys think? Good? Good? Nah. Could we wear this out to dinner here?

Yeah. No. This couldn't be a summer But like at the beach Like if we go This beach on a boat Yeah if you did a boat day Or like just going out like a nice

Hot July August day I kind of actually Look like maybe a baseball scout Oh yeah With a radar gun? Yeah. I would actually rock. You very much look like that.

Yeah. Wait, what did the guy who founded Jurassic Park wear? Jeff Goldblum? Pretty close. If it was a white top. Remember Jeff Goldblum's hard cock? I don't remember his hard cock. You look like the guy that was at Dodger Stadium for years.

You guys, yes. The guy that's in the background of Dodger Stadium for all those years. You guys don't remember Jeff Goldblum's hard cock? I don't remember his hard cock. Did he have a hard cock in Jurassic Park? Oh, yeah. There was like a picture of him hard cocked up on the. Oh, okay.

Oh, no. That's not great. TJ, can you show Jeff Goldblum's hard cock? Yes. Hold on. Is this actual. on yeah he was just fucking rock hard on the beach with his girlfriend oh I thought in Jurassic Park

no I also thought that is he a young girlfriend guy yeah remember that website JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop.com nope not at all it used to be in bathroom stalls everywhere. And when you went to it, I don't know if you can see it. What does everywhere mean?

Because I've never seen it. Nope. In Pennsylvania, in the bars, when you'd shut the stall, and it'd be like jeffgoldbloomwatchesyoupoop.com, and it would be a picture of Jeff Goldblum looking at you really hard. Is that still a website, jeffgoldbloomwatchesyoupoop? I'm saying jeffgoldbloomhardcock. Oh, let me find it for you. looking at you really hard. Is that still a website? Jeff Goldblum Watches You Poop? Don't say any Jeff Goldblum hard cock pics. Oh, let me find it for you.

It was a thing everywhere. Emeril? Somebody out there knows what I'm talking about. JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop.com And then there was a BillMurrayWatchesYouPee.com I swear to God. This might have been at women because they didn't appear in men's bathrooms. Please, if someone could Google that.

It was a thing. So the last two things we've Googled are Jeff Goldblum watching you poop and Jeff Goldblum's hard cock. Shit, maybe I made this up. Oh, that's a hot subject. That was in your subconscious. Oh, heavens. I just imagined his hard cock on the beach. Yeah, that was inside all the stalls when I was in your subconscious. Oh, heavens. I just imagined his hard cock on the beach. Yeah, that was inside all the stalls when I was in college.

Is there an Orlando Bloom hard cock, maybe? There is somebody on the beach with a hard cock with their girlfriend. No, you're thinking of Mario Gota or whatever. Yes, the soccer player. The German soccer player. No, there was an Orlando Bloom. You have a Rolodex of hard cocks? Well, when you see a hard cock, you remember it.

But you don't remember the face above the cock often. Well, it's Jeff Goldblum. You just remember it's Celeb Cock. Penis, for sure. This might be a party you were at. You actually saw Jeff Goldblum. You might have heard of Cock. You might be.

IRL. Oh, no. Orlando Bloom was paddle boarding with Katy Perry with a boner. Okay. But that was probably for balance. Like a rudder. Natural. It's like a trapeze artist.

Somebody else get dressed? Is that okay? Yeah. I found it, I think. That's 404. Shit. I found it, I think. That's 404. Shit. I'm going to find it. We got to find this cock.

There's some... He does look like a Florida detective. I'm going into a bad site. Yeah, he's a cock hunter. I'm going into a bad site. I'm going into a bad site. He's my friend's uncle. I could reach out.

Really? He's a Pittsburgh guy. Jeff Goldblum? Hey, do you know where I can find your uncle's hard cock online? Hey, like, no. Did your uncle have, like, a hard cock pick out? Like, you wouldn't know if your uncle did. Yeah, I'd send it to you right away.

The way you remember this big cat is that he had a boner in Jurassic Park? No, I've never seen Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. He just had a boner in real life. I haven't. No, he was on a beach. He was with his girlfriend. Okay.

And he just had a hard cock. Okay. Like he wasn't wearing pants? Yeah. Oh, he was pantless? Yeah, yeah. No, no. Exposed hard cock?

Yeah, yeah. Oh. That might be why it's not on the internet. Found it. Yeah. Let me see it. Let me see that shit. Interesting. Oh. Oh, it's gone. But I thought it's the, there's the thumbnail. Let me see that shit Interesting Oh

There's the thumbnail Yeah Okay Must be a weird looking cock Let Jeff Goldblum's hard cock derail the show Yeah I'll keep searching Does anyone want to Do we want to spin the wheel for the next outfit? I'm really comfy.

Yeah. Linen might be my thing. It's breathable. It feels like I'm shirtless. Yeah. But it's baggy enough to hide everything I'm trying to hide. All right. What?

You found it? No. Oh, you're in one of the... Is this what you're... Does this look familiar? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, you're one of the. Is this what you're, does this look familiar? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then there's a picture of him standing up just rock hard.

Yeah. The ocean tide is censoring his penis and balls. The tide? It's like washing up on his dick. But you can see his partner's tits. Lisa Marie. I think they all got taken down. Probably for the better.

Yeah. Yeah, is this a paparazzi thing? Yeah, I think so. He's trying to hang brain at the beach. Yeah, he looked sick, so that's one of those pictures I wouldn't get taken down if I were him. But I understand he probably doesn't want it up there. I mean, if... Was it a good heart?

Yeah, no, it was. Yeah, I mean, I remembered it. Yeah, we're back in a Che Guevara situation. Would you rather your dick be big or memorable? All right, so who's up next? Are you guys still on this wheel to InstaChange if you have a second outfit? Yeah, sure. My second outfit is essentially my first outfit, but just more of like a fat guy Hawaiian thing.

My zipper's down. Wish you guys told me that. Kate. Hey, should I go with the normal mom outfit or the zhuzh? The zhuzh. You both panic. I don't know if any of this fits me either. I'm going to zhuzh it.

Zhuzh it. Zhuzh. Zhuzh it up. And if you get in a winner, you can just stay in it. You look good in yellow. No, man. Yeah. You look okay in yellow.

Thank you. No, I think you look good in yellow. It's fine. You don't look bad in yellow. You look exactly like you normally look. Correct. Every team I root for wears yellow, too, which is real tough. That seems fine.

What? What? Yeah, but you say you never wear yellow. I hardly wear yellow. Every team I root for wears yellow. So if I want to buy the apparel of my team. Just buy the yellow. No.

Why not? Don't look good in yellow. You look fine. Well, I guess fine would be the right word. Yeah, I don't want to look fine. I want to look stunning. I'm in a what, Tyler? I might wear this outfit to dinner tonight.

You should. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you look fine. Yeah. It really was just the shades. The shades are a mystery. Shades.

I love the shades. The shades are awesome. I want to be this type of shades guy, but I don't think I have it in me. Yeah. I don't think those shades go with that. No. How's Brandon going? going oh he's going to pee uh fucking asshole

uh Stephen how was your show with Jeff D. Lowe it was good what was that smirk it was the way you asked it it was a funny way to ask it was a good show how i'm with steve yeah that was how was your punch line of that that was really funny it was fun we debated uh unfrosted and we have differing opinions but we both brought uh some positive

views to the table and uh agreed disagree. What was the other points? What was the strongest point you made that that really it was an angst and Gooch and Ken Jack run it too. It was an extension of Steinfeld stand up just in a movie, which I always enjoyed. They were. I was getting I was getting people coming at me for my rating system of streaming movies, but I for my rating system of streaming movies. But I like my rating system.

If I'm streaming it, I just don't rate it. I don't expect as much out of it. Yeah. Simple guy. I'm also the last person that anyone should take any movie reviews. And that's including Stephen Che. Because Stephen Che at least has an audience audience of like brain dead idiots that will be like oh okay that's a good review yeah oh Brandon that's not a bad outfit okay so this

is the risk you're trying to take no this is just my wow my barstool sweatpants and my Yokozuna socks nice look how not a quirky guy look how fatty looks he looks when they're folded down like that Oh that's funny He's dead Looks fatter Did he die from being fat? I think he died from being fat Shit

That'll happen That's tough Heart attack? I believe so but I'm not really intimately familiar with the way Yokozuna died Did you guys see Jason Kelsey's embroiled in a hell of a war online Absolute rules He just said secretary probably did steroids and people are really mad at him Did you guys see Jason Kelsey's embroiled in a hell of a war online that absolute rules? He just said Secretariat probably did steroids and people are really mad at him. That's it?

Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, they're like Secretariat. People are mad or horses are mad? No, people are mad. They're like, why can't you just let greatness lie? Yeah. It's like, well, it's a horse.

Who fucking cares? Who the fuck's mad at that? Oh, dude, people have Secretariat ranked as their number one athlete of all time. That is nuts. Did he win athlete of the year, athlete of the century? I think so. Sports Illustrated maybe? Yes, Sports Century on ESPN.

Sports Century. That's stupid. Was it the same jockey every time on Secretariat? I don't know. But either way, just arguing about a horse that's been dead for like 40 years and whether or not they did steroids. One of my favorite controversies. I think he lived a shockingly long time, didn't he?

Well, he won it, what, in 73? So even if he lived... Like 08? No! He lived a while, not 08. But I think he lived a while. He had a very long productive... He was 19 when he died. So 73, 2008, 19 years.

So, nailed it. Yeah, 08. You're right. Yep. 89. 08. So, he's been dead for almost. Who died in 08?

So, closer to 40 years. That was Smarty Jones. Oh, yes. Austin, thank you. He sent me Jeff Goldblum's hard card. Oh, yes. Austin, thank you. He sent me Jeff Goldblum's hard cock. Oh, nice. Perfect. Nice.

I'll send it to the group. Thanks, man. Thank you. That's so funny. Austin just texted me, I'm being told you're searching for Jeff Goldblum's hard cock. Yes, that is true. Somebody else tagged us on one on Twitter. Oh, yeah.

There it is. Oh, yeah. All right. No, I can't. I can't show that. No, it's. No, you can't. It's the same. Oh, yeah. There it is. Oh, yeah. All right. No, I can't. I can't show that. No, it's weird. No, you can't. It's the same.

Oh, wow. Yeah. It's the same vibe as the alien walking in signs. Uh-oh, boys. Boys. Mominos. Boys. Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, no. Oh, the guy. Oh. That guy blocked me. Cool. The guy that sent. The guy that sent TJ the tweet.

I can't even see it. You can't see the cock. He blocked me. All right. Well, fuck you, guy that sent TJ the tweet. Hey.'t even see it. You can't see the cock. He blocked it. All right. Well, fuck you, guy that sent TJ the tweet. Hey. Good. Hey. Not too shabby.

Pretty fancy. Okay. You're kind of like, well, no, go to the goal post. Yeah, go to the goalie post. Yep. Guys, I fucking hate it. No, she's. Wait, is this the good one or the funny one?

That's the zhuzh. The zhuzh one. Goalie post. Go to the goalie post. She's an extra in Almost Famous? Yes. She's one of the penny... One of the ones that doesn't get fucked? Almost.

She's hanging around. Seriously, Almost Famous. Yeah. I don't mind it. She's the judgmental extra who's like, why do you keep fucking these rock stars? You that you're gonna get your heart broken but if she had a chance to do it she would extremely hairy off-puttingly hairy leg i feel like she could wear that and we wouldn't even say anything no uh the tassels yeah that's that's kind of giving her some like, yeah, or like a dancer in Dolly Parton's.

Like rhinestone. Yeah, right. What are you wearing that to do? And why is she doing that? I don't know what she's doing now. Is she having a stroke? Is that a patio drinking thing? I think that's a patio drinking.

That's a patio drinking. She's going to go play bunko in that. Okay. She looks like a stepmom that moved in with like a drug dealer. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. True detective. Tries to sell one of the kids.

Wait, let's say nothing and make her paranoid. Okay. Okay. Let's see that cock. Alright, who is next? Yeah. Spin for it. Nobody look at my legs.

They're seriously so hairy. Tightest, tightest. Oh, no, no. If there was a fan blowing, they would, like, be blowing. Oh, no. There's, like, a solid inch of hair on my legs. It's okay.

Yeah, we thought it was okay. We thought it's okay. You want the good or the bad i would like the bad and then the good okay i said you look like an extra and almost famous the girl that doesn't get fucked that sounds like spot on that's the story of my life okay but i like the vibe it's like a 70s kind of yeah yeah did you get that from the western store yes they have so much cool shit there i'm probably the worst advertisement they could possibly have they had like actual cute shit

there that i just knew i couldn't fit it where do you see yourself wearing that just every every day just a random random day you throw it on or is that like a if well first off i got new shoes oh leopard print which is so not me and so i I'm like, I'm going to keep wearing these. Those are cool. They're youthful. If I got invited to like a hipster bar night out, if I did like a mom's night out hipster bar, I'd look like I was wearing this ironically.

And I'd get like super fucked up in this dress. Yeah, I think it's acceptable to wear. It definitely is. I don't think it's a waste of money. That's my stance. Yeah, you have to wear that. You can wear that. You know where we should wear them? To the Pup Punk concert when it's a waste of money. That's my stance. Yeah, you have to wear that. You can wear that. You know where we should wear them?

To the pup punk concert when it's in Chicago. Maybe this will be my pup punk. Maybe not there. You're right. It's not a pup. You're right. Okay. Okay.

You look good. Thanks. All right. If you disagree with her, she'll immediately agree with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a big dumb idiot. Boy, am I dumb. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a big dumb idiot. Boy, am I dumb.

I'm sorry. Okay. All right, so who's up next? This is going to be good when we're all... I mean, when Titus turns the corner, I'm turning into Goldblum quick. That picture, there's like a fucking arrow on it. Like it's a physics... Well, they're measuring.

Yeah, they're measuring. Yeah. It's insane. 13 centimeters. What is that? I think it's bigger than that. It doesn't. It looks achievable.

I mean, the launch angle is crazy. What do you mean achievable, Kyle? It looks achievable for me. I can do that. To what? I think. Sit on it? Meet that length.

The bush. Yeah, what? Is that a rideable car? I could get that. Oh, you could grow that. With like what? I'm in patience? Yeah.

Sunlight. Enough water. Can I say? Diamond patience? Yeah. Sunlight? Enough water. Can I say, he's not circumcised. His bush is so big. How can you tell? Looks like elf. I can tell immediately the shape of the dome. Should I retweet it?

No, do not. Also, I'm glad she has pubes. Good for her. You go, girl. Not that I do. Oh, man. Anyway. Okay.

Who's up next? I'm going to get puke all over my white pants. Kate, you have another one, right? You're still on this? I might just say, my other one's just like a straight up basic jean. Yeah, you look cool. Mine, I also can, I can just jump, I can just put my second one on. Actually, no, keep it on.

I like this though. I'm feeling comfortable. Oh, here we go. Oh my God. No pressure. Oh my God. No pressure. What's a risk for you?

Yeah, really? Like covering your face? You guys always do this. You're a hot guy. A screen mask? You guys always do this. It's not fair. He's going to come out

in like blackface. That's a... He would pull it off. Yeah, he would pull it off. Damn, Titus looks great. See McCarthy killed Fasoli on the court the other day? Yeah.

Yeah, that was nice. That was tough. You guys playing today? Yes. There's been a murder in the Chicago office? We also had Tyler Kolek here today working out. Whoa. That was pretty smooth.

That was nice. Pretty smooth. I can't see any of that. He, behind the back, between his legs, in the layup, Jack, did it solely. Nice. Yeah, I'm blind as a bat. Wait, were those part of the outfit the whole time?

Yeah. You held out. Oh, was I not wearing these the whole time? You should have put those on. No. You were wearing different ones, weren't you? Were you wearing them? No, I had these on.

Oh, I wasn't paying attention. What were you looking at Brandon Her hairy ass legs Yeah dude It's visibly bad And you bought a skirt Because I wanted to do Something different than my norm Like a hippie dress would have hairy legs beneath Yeah of course

Yep Or a western lady Either or A hippie dress would have hairy legs beneath. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Or a Western lady. Either or. They're riding a horse. That's right. More grip. I wish I were dressed up. Can you line dance?

Go get dressed up. No, I don't have to. We got a wheel. I'm waiting my turn. I just can't wait to be dressed up like you guys. I don't like when you're fussy. You know what I mean? Go get dressed up.

Go get dressed up. You're fussy. You're overthinking it. Go get dressed up. That wasn't fussy. Oh, you've been f fussy That wasn't fussy You need to be burped I can't wait until I get to participate in this Easy fussy

I think that's only fussy because it came from me If somebody else had said that it would have been nothing Why don't you spin the wheel again TJ We can double up Do I look like the Unabomber No Maybe You look like the Unabomber? No. Maybe. On the land. You look like the sketch of him.

That's what I meant. I don't know what the real one looks like. Oh, Mook. Alright, this is good, Mook. You'll go up against Titus. I can't imagine what you would do. Yeah, me neither. So Mook's just gonna put on jeans. We were with him? We bought these for him for a video that didn't pan out.

Oh, yes. He's already blushing. You brought it in here? I don't want to miss Titus, though. You'll see him. He said that real earnestly. He did. I don't want to miss Titus.

I might be a linen guy. I have the baggier linens as my second outfit. I don't know if those... I think baggier are cool. You think so? I think you could be baggier right now. Yeah, these are linens. Can I run something by you guys?

I bought a pair of eyeglasses that Taryn Edgerton wears. And on me, I look like a pedophile. Oh, let's see it. Yeah, we got to have them. Okay. Yeah, these are linens. Turns out if you buy more expensive clothes they're nicer. I don't know what linen is then. Nick and I are both wearing

right now. I didn't know what linen was either. No, you're fine. Or Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, they look perfect for that outfit. I look just like Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, it looks like you. Who's the guy who wrote the Rum Diaries? I look just like Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, that looks like you. Who's the guy who wrote the Rum Diaries? I think that was Jeffrey Dahmer. No.

Charlie Day. Oh, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Oh, Hunter S. Thompson. You're giving like slight, like Hunter S. Thompson. I don't look like a pedophile? Right now you are wearing $450 worth of clothes. It feels- Really?

Yeah, these are expensive. That makes sense. Because I bought a? Yeah, these are expensive. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, you guys look good. Because I bought a cheap linen outfit and an expensive one. Wow. Is he wearing Balls Beachwear? Whoa! Okay.

Yeah. This looks like... If he came in on a Friday dressed in this... Absolutely. I think that works. I'd say nothing. Wait, is that terrycloth? Terrycloth! Look at the texture. Come here, let me feel it. Let me feel it. Let think that works. I'd say nothing. Wait, is that terrycloth? Terrycloth!

Look at the texture. Come here, let me feel it, let me feel it. You don't even have to go to the goalpost, we have nothing bad to say. Oh, shit. He's a towel! Oh, you are, you're a walking towel. Where did you get this? That's great material. Can you send me that?

Wait, that's awesome. No, we have nothing. Can you send me that? Wait, that's awesome. No, you can go ahead. No, no. No, we have nothing. Can you send me that? I want that. Oh, you can put on the thongs. You would try that?

I think so. Nope, I do. Oh, he got it. He got it. It's his. Oh, this is going to backfire big time. Well, Titus. He's already getting undressed. Oh, look out.

Wait. Yeah, he announced he had Spanx. That's a strong body. That is a strong body. I think the Spanx is doing a lot of work. He's doing some heavy lifting. Like a sausage. He's insecure about his legs.

Oh, my God. So now in this, Mook is actually going to miss Titus. Oh, Mook missed Titus. Of course he did. Of course he did. In the nicest way possible, this big cat think he's the same size as Mark Titus. Well, let it happen. Whatever's going to happen i will say titus would have really if he had a really solid like chain with some kind of pendant on it

it would have really set the look i didn't even get to feel that it looked great was it soft it was a it was towelish right yes terry terry claw is that the softest Terry you know, Brandon? No. It's not. That's the softest I've felt. What? What's he doing? What's he doing?

He's just... Nothing worked. Oh my god. Color scheme. It's like OJ in. Oh, my God. Color schemes. It's like OJ in toothpaste. Just doesn't... It's like OJ in... Are those real leather pants? No, it's snake skin.

Oh, Titus looks cool again. Oh, God damn it. Titus pulls it off. Oh, Big Cat, you look cool. Dan, yeah, you do too. Wait a minute. Is that like the sisterhood of the traveling pants that just fit everybody?

I was wrong. Yep. And then there's Mook. Dan, yeah, you do too. Wait a minute. Is that like the sisterhood of the traveling pants that just fit everybody? I was wrong. Yep. And then there's Mook. Mook, you look cool, bud. You look cool. Are those tearaways? Oh, Jesus.

Mook. Mook was so afraid to wear those Air Forces. That's the most common shoe. I think you look awesome, dude. Wait, did it turn into shorts? Those are peat pants. I like the pants a lot. Well, we didn't know that.

They're actually really cool as shorts. Yeah, they are cool shorts. The bottom. They're cooler shorts than the bottom. A lighter tee, maybe. I don't know, man. I like it. Yeah, I like with shorts, that whole outfit's actually cool. I think slimmer pants are good on you.

Go to shorts. I look like I'm trying to attract a black girlfriend. Are you? Yeah, you should be. Pretty much. Fucking look at Titus. You look good, Titus. Yeah, yes, he does.

And I love this terrycloth. Yeah. Oh, your legs look fine. Yeah, they do. Okay. Have you worn terrycloth before? I've never worn terrycloth. I've always wanted to wear terrycloth.

The terrycloth's nice. It looks great. Where do you get that? I hate that. Terrycloth? I hate that specific well yeah you just let's get the camera on you well no kb asked me where i got this so you just have to have someone walk in and you say nope i do okay i got at the nope i do store titus you look good you look good it's a little baggy go to shorts i think those should be baggy. Those should be baggy.

Do I have to go to shorts? Okay. I didn't even know you changed. What? Wait, you just said new to him? I'm so uncomfortable. I didn't notice. You're like blushing.

You're wearing a regular outfit, man. I have no idea. Straight wear. What's the t-shirt part? What are the pants? How do you describe these pants? Linen. No, Mook's pants.

I'm sorry. We went to this store, a streetwear store, very urban. Mook went in and put on the pants. He walked out. They were on backwards. He went back in to fix them, and he walked back out still backwards. He was so flustered. KB, you could rock this, by the way.

I want it. No-bye-do's already been done. No, you could no-bye-do me. It's too big. Is it? It's all stretched out now. Yeah. Fuck.

Come on. I'm wearing Spanx. Stand up. One sec. Oh, it got worse. Are you comfortable? It got worse. Put the pants back on. You're scarred from a. Oh, it got worse. Are you comfortable? It got worse. Put the pants back on.

You're scarred from a stink bomb. It got worse. No, I... No, better. Oh, no. I think it's fine. I like the shorts. I think it's fine.

I think they're cool shorts. I think I like the shorts better than the pants, yeah. Yeah. Latter-day Saints? No, I think... I don't have nothing to say. I think... Straighten up. look more natural.

Loosen up, and now Dougie. I swear, if you Dougie'd, you'd look... It's a good Dougie fit. Is that Dougie? Relax your shoulders. Straighten up. Fix the posture. Wait, that was awesome. Yeah. I don't hate it.

Yeah, I mean, you look like a guy Who's like trying too hard at Lollapalooza Yes 100% Yeah that's okay though I think I might have won in this trade This is so comfortable The pants are very long

Yeah but remember I got backup linen I got another linen outfit I think he won Wait you got the cheap linen outfit left? Yeah, he does have the most expensive. That's a lot of money. Is this Tommy Bahama? No, it's Todd Snyder.

Oh, shit. Really expensive clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy Bahama's not cheap either. I make enough money to get Todd Snyder catalogs sent to me as targeted advertising. I make enough money to buy the Todd Snyder. Stuck in the middle.

So I'm aware of how expensive it is. What type of ads do you get for clothes? Not that crazy. It's usually like a bunch of flannels, Grateful Dead stuff, which I always buy. I get the ad for the Legends tee and it's just you. It's me. It's me over

and over. Alright, let's spin it again. Let's get Brandon dressed. He's uncomfortable. You see how red my face is? Yeah, you're embarrassed. I think you look okay. I hate this. I don't think I can pull any air force. Pulling it off is how you feel.

Now we can tell you don't like it. We're taking risks today. You typically look like pure shit. And I'm fine with that. I know, but you look good now. You should feel good. I just don't have it in me. No, you look good.

I don't have it in me. You're broken, man. Yeah. What is your ideal scenario? What are you looking like? Just like regular gray shorts and a fucking animated t-shirt, a graphic tee. You're not that far off. Fine.

I think it's the Air Forces, dude. I don't think I can pull off Air Force. They're white shoes. Yes, you can. They're white shoes. And they make you look less pale. You could do this, Luke. You could do this.

Oh, I have a second outfit. Okay, you could do this. You are beet red right now this. Oh, I have a second outfit. Okay, you could do this. You are beet red right now. Yeah. I'm having a panic attack over here. A Lollablaza wasn't supposed to be that much of an insult because it also implies young. You know what?

You need a drink in your hand. Get a drink. I do. Get a drink. Go get a drink. Monster energy. Go get a high noon. You know what?

Anyone else want one? Yeah. I would also like one. Get a wicked pirate water. I can't even walk in these. They're shoes. Get some a high noon. Anyone else want one? Get a wicked pirate water. Their shoes. Get some high noon. He is struggling to walk in them. What if he trips? What's up, Doug?

Hey, Doug. The wheel. You want me to go? You said fuck the wheel. This feels like I'm not wearing pants. Isn't it so comfortable? It's great. That really is. And both your outfits fit each of you so perfectly. Again, I'm wearing Spanx.

So if I didn't wear Spanx, this would not be fitting. You can always just wear Spanx. They get hot. Yeah, and I am glad this is baggy on me because the wet armpits. I don't have wet armpits. Would be very annoying if it was. Maybe I have a little bit of wet armpits. Luckily your shirt's made of towel.

Yeah. Yeah, my wet armpits are dry now. Brandon. What? Okay, spin it again. There we go. Ah! Ah! Yeah!

Come on, Brandon. He's kind of hyped this up so much that it's going to fail no matter what. He's been begging to put it on. He's been talking all morning about how this is the best. Because that's why he wanted to make it a competition. He's like, I'm going to win. He told me that this morning. He was the one who texted us last night.

He was like, what if we do a bracket and make it a competition? Do a bracket. I'm going to win. Yeah, yeah. He told me that this morning. He was the one who texted us last night. Yeah. What if we do a bracket and make it a competition? Do a bracket. I'm going to win. He did the Larry Bird three-point contest thing. Who's playing for second? Yeah. It's like, Brandon, we're just all trying to have a good time. He's going to do the Vince Carter, it's over when he walks out.

Yeah. Tangerine me. I like the watermelon. What about you? I will take watermelon or pineapple. Any of them really is fine by me. I like the watermelon. What about you? I will take watermelon or pineapple. Any of them really is fine by me. Perfect timing. I'm salivating over here.

Should I pick the one at the very bottom? No, I can't. Pineapple, Kate? I'll do pineapple. I think I have it memorized, though. Oh, sorry. Oh, it's right here. Thank you.

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It's highnoonspirits.com. Find it near you. It's damn refreshing. Mookie, you got one for me baby boy what flavor tangerine if you have it no drats black cherry uh yeah what are you sipping on oh that'll be fine okay yeah kb i'm excited for kb kb you look good in anything. That was kind of creepy. Whoa. Oh, sorry. You look good in everything. My second one is violently gay.

Yeah? Yeah. I think what we should do is once we get everyone in their first one, then we can just all go get in our second ones. Yeah. What were you going to say, Titus? What? Your plot. I'm debating using my note if I do.

Oh. Get my shit back. But then I'll just use mine to get it. You have to be the last. I also like this. Again, I love everything about it except the wet armpits. Again, not a problem for me anymore. Yeah, but if you get that back, those are wet.

No, it holds the moisture. Have you ever been stuck out with super wet stains? I'm not a significant sweater, but no. Has anyone? Yeah, I have. Really? It's horrible. Been out in public for a long time, you're saying?

Without a second option to change it. Once. It was the back, not armpits. Oh, I've gotten back. That's the worst. It's awkward when guys get the back stains that are, like, symmetrical in the shape of stuff. Yeah, like a clot, like a Rorschach. Yep.

My buddy gets ass sweat right down his khaki shorts, yeah. Well, Kyle, didn't you have a real sweaty ass for something? I think the yak tweeted a picture of your sweaty fucking ass. I think you're talking about when he pooped himself? No, that was another. It's not when I poop myself. You know, yeah, yeah. Never threw khaki, though.

Never threw khaki. Yeah, he's got a hair. Oh, yeah, it was at the last Chicago office. Yes, you had something. That was like a fever dream. Yes. At office. I can't believe it's real.

Right. Yeah. And it's good because, shout out to our listeners, they were really patient with us. Yeah. That was a tough transition. They definitely were. That's where Mouser was.

Just going home every day being like, God fucking damn it. I remember. This is what Big Cat had in mind? Yeah. That sucks. I had a panic attack because we did a test run. We came in earlier for the bowling event. Yes.

And I felt so uncomfortable in that. So uncomfortable. Yeah. I was like, we're fucked. And it was just like technically, and we were just sitting in weird spots, and the vibes were off. And yeah, it didn't keep me up every single night, but that's okay. It does feel like forever ago, and it was what?

Four months? Five months? A little more. Yeah. We didn't move in here until November. Yeah. That's crazy. This.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. I'm married to someone. I have to go down that street sometimes, and I feel like I don't even... We've only put in six months here? Yeah.

Isn't that nuts? There's a lot of memories already. I can't believe a lot of them have been here in Chicago for a year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Feels like a very lived.

Yeah, my son's birthday is Sunday. My third child, the one I had to fly back from West Virginia. Oh, yeah. Because of Ruff and Rowdy. Is that how you're going to refer to him forever now? I mean, I did. I've told the story, but we were on the plane too rough and rowdy and i was like joking with the guys i was like this is it this is the last trip like can't can't travel anymore so my

wife was very pregnant and then i got to the green room and she called me she's like yep my water just broke oh cool right back did the national anthem hop back on the plane baby was born like an hour after i got to the hospital oh my god that's crazy yeah was it hard to do the national anthem, hop back on the plane. Baby was born like an hour after I got to the hospital. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Was it hard to do the national anthem? The whole time you were probably like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah, I mean, I was nervous.

But now I have a national anthem from his birthday. That's pretty cool. Literally like that's where your dad was. And then I can also be like, look, there's the Abel brothers getting knocked out. That was your birthday. We'll rewatch that. For Kate and Big Cat, Brandon's not here. Where do you stand when it's coming away okay kate doesn't stand well no no but

where did pat stand he was up in my head but he still got blood on his shoes oh yeah i i actually stood so far away that the doctor was like hey buddy you got to get in the game here a little bit. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You're in punt formation. Yeah, I was so far away. So you're taking the snap from your non-punch. I was like inside of the corner of the room. I don't think I could. Oh, my God. Kate, Kate, check your phone.

Oh. Check my phone. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Is that Brandon? Oh, my God, Brandon. Nope, I do. Nope, I do.

Oh. Take it off. Yeah, I want that Nope, I do. Oh! Take it off. Yeah, I want that. Take it off. Take it off. Switch. That's phenomenal. That's phenomenal.

That's the best you've ever looked. Switch. Switch. You look amazing. Switch. Switch. Switch. Switch.

No, you don't get to walk in. I'm so excited for this the nope I do was was played Brandon nope I do it back yeah that looks good look at the pleats there it is

no no you can't nope I do back you can nope I do someone else come on in let me see it god damn you look great

it's too bad you don't have that Pat's gonna look even better I'm glad Pat's gonna look look even better in that. I'm glad to see you. Pat's going to look incredible. Can I? Here.

Holy shit, dude. God damn. You changed socks. Parrot. This is quite tacky. I just bought it. I'm refusing the no buy, dude. I'm not taking this off.

No, you have to. No, I'm not today. Y'all will have to beat it off of me. Dude, beat me off. Dude, you look like... You have to beat me off. You look like Ashley Schaefer. Brandon.

He does, yeah. Brandon, the rules are simple. You can nope I do someone else, but you have to get in Kate's dress, and she has to get in your suit. Yep. Come on. It's pretty straightforward.

You know that's the rule. You think I want to take my terrycloth off? And you know Kate's going to rip a beefy-ass part of it. When you come back, you can nope-eye-do someone else. Look at me. I know. You look great. Why would you do this?

Brandon. I look great in a terrycloth, too, and I look great in this. I'm not joking. That's the best you've ever looked. I know. It is. As your wife. Well, wait.

She wants to fuck me. Yeah, she's going to suck you dry. Let's hold off on the best you've ever looked. I want to see you in the almost famous dress. Let's hold off on the best you ever looked I want to see in the almost famous dress What's your fucking problem? Kyle sending you to Idaho. Oh that that color What oh, it's just it's doing is going to business for doing tricks on You look great Brandon all right go change

You can nope I do someone back on it. Getting a little turtle in there. You look great, Brandon. All right, go change. Fuck yes. You can nope-I-do someone back. Oh, you broke your glasses. He should be mad. He broke his glasses. Dude, I'd be so pissed.

He looks incredible. Oh my God. He looks incredible. I think I'm more excited to see Kate in his suit. Yeah, that's gonna be... Brandon looks like

he owns this place of business here. Yeah. Yeah. He's just dressing up, checking in on the employees. Oh, no. That was a lot of meat. That was a lot. I got to get him some Spanx.

Is Maresh here? Yes, Maresh. Maresh. Maresh. I'll give Maresh your outfit. Second outfit. Oh, that's fair. Maresh I'll give Maresh your outfit second outfit Maresh what

he'd look cool in linen I think we'll find out put him on the wheel he's worn linen before I bet no remember that picture he took he looked like the darkest man on earth oh yeah me and him are going to the Preakness next weekend oh fuck yeah

get in here. What's up? I got an outfit for you. You got an outfit for me? Yeah. Well, I bought an extra one for Nick. How do I look? You look like you're going on a safari.

That's fine. Safari's fine. All right. Just so you know, we're taking risks today, so let's be supportive. Yeah. Yeah. That was nice. That was a compliment.

What? Safari's good. Safari Corps is cool. Is it? Safari Corps. Safari Corps? Safari Corps is cool. Safari Corps. All right. So if our wheel comes up, I got an outfit for you. All right. Yeah. Safari Core's cool. Is it? Safari Core. Safari Core? Safari Core's cool. Safari Core.

All right, so if our wheel comes up, I got an outfit for you. All right. Titus, you... I'm coming to learn you're just very handsome. Yeah. I think if you got one size down, that outfit would be like the most fuckable outfit. I think it works his back. It works his...

Yeah, it does. It actually does. Yeah. The hat works. Hat's nice. Expensive hats at Tommy Bahamas. This is Tommy Bahama? Tommy B?

Yeah, Tommy B. Tommy B. That's an expensive hat. I knew Tommy B well in my younger days. Yeah. Are we doing second? Yeah. Well, what we're going to do is, I think once everyone's in one, we'll all just go get dressed

in the next. Okay. Tommy Bahama, he's from – he went to OSU. Detroit. Oh, really? No, that would just be fun. No, I know. There's a landline.

He's a Buckeye? He's a Buckeye. Damn. He's walked on the football team. Wait. Quad Cities. Titus, please get a custom Tommy Bahama, last name Bahama. Tommy Bahama.

Jersey. Last name football, Jersey. Bahama State football jersey. Did you see the commencement speech at OSU's graduation? Yeah. So the guy was just trying to sell Bitcoin? Yeah. Something like that. Wild commencement.

Yeah. Why is that bad? He was, like, tripping, too. Oh. Why is that bad? I don't know. It's supposed to be, like, inspirational. Yeah. To the students. It was just, like like rambling and making people get up and dance.

I don't even remember who gave us, who was my grad student. I have no clue. I didn't walk at my graduation. I thought that was whack. Really? Yeah, I just went home. You didn't get your diploma? No.

They shipped it to me. Yeah. Marish, where'd you go to college? Miami of Ohio. Oh, love and honor. Love and honor. I think a woman jumped off the stadium too at that graduation. She passed away. Died.

Horrific. That feels like that should be the first story. That's how bad that speech was. I didn't want to break it. It was so bad that we didn't even get to mention the woman that died. What's up, Maresh? Not much. Just apartment shopping. Hell yes. You're going to the Preakness next week? I'm going to the woman that died. Yeah. So what's up, Maresh? Not much. Just apartment shopping.

Hell yes. Are you going to the Preakness next week? I'm going to the Preakness with Kyle. Are you guys going to run on the Port-A-Potties? I don't know anything about the Preakness. Oh, play the video of the Port-A-Potties. I think they got rid of it, but it was the best back in the day. Are you going to bet on ponies?

Yeah. Have you ever done it, Kyle? I've never done anything like this. I've got to give you a little tutorial. We just found out Jack Harlow's playing. There's like a concert

in the middle. Look at this. It's so awesome. This is so sick. We should do this one day. Yeah. It's going to hurt, right? Bad.

He's getting some fools. Yeah. Yeah, I think they banned this, but it rocked back in the day. And it's in Baltimore? We'll get Kyle up there. Baltimore, yeah. Himlico.

Yeah, you get... I'll give you a tutorial on the horse racing betting. It's fun once you... What is it? How do you even place a bet? You just go up to the window. You can't do it through your phone? You can't do it on DK Horsehouse.

Just do that. Yeah. But there's fun stuff you can do that's not just like win. Like a trifecta. Yeah. Exacta. I don't know what any of them mean. Pick fives.

Yeah. Yeah. Can you pick who finishes last? No. That would be fun. That would be fun. That would be. Can you bet exact order?

Be a hater. An exacta is you got to get the first and two right. Trifecta is the first three. Superfecta is the first four. Oh, cool. Yeah. And you can get, like, it goes up exponentially. If you did, like, an exacta of, like, a 10 to 1 and a 15 to 1,

and it went exactly that, you could win thousands of dollars off a small ticket. Oh, here we go. Oh, nice. Here we go. Kate. Yeah, good choice. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We shrunk Brandon. That looks good. Fuck yeah. oh, yeah Look cool. Yeah, you look great. Oh my cocks not looking too big in this thing. Let me shift it over Spin it again, TJ. All right. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's.

That's kind of sexy. Wait, that's just a shirt. Yeah, that's kind of sexy. I thought that was part of the design. You look kind of sexy, Brandon. Wait, Brandon, can you exhale and shoot off a button? Brandon, you look kind of sexy. Try to shoot off a button. Do you want to nope I do anyone?

Oh, boy. Oh, man this button this is a perspective that brandon is a large man we didn't know until now why do we need the visual she's a nobody we had a comp we had we had an agreement we're gonna put on our clothes i'm sad now this is stupid this is stupid what's happening right now you You looked amazing. You know what? Let's do a competition. Yeah. All right. Let's just go around. Rush, you judge. Yeah. All right, I'll judge.

Okay, so give us just the rankings. I'm going home. No, stop. Kyle, you just are wearing what you normally wear. Yeah, he hasn't changed yet. He hasn't changed. I got it, yeah. Same with Mook.

No. Oh, he did. That's a fit? What do you mean that's a fit? That's something you want to wear outside? Look at these fucking snow pants I got on. Those are snow pants? Yeah, feel them.

They're just swishy. Snow pants? Oh, they're swishy shorts. See, he didn't even notice. That's what you wanted. Yeah, I guess. You kind of just look like what you normally look like. Titus looks pretty drippy.

Like, that guy looks, that's the coolest guy at the resort yeah yeah like you want to have a drink with him you want to be his friend that's that's a good that's a good looking guy Kate kind of looks like the guy from scary movie with the tiny hand oh yeah yeah yeah Brandy you are so much bigger than her yeah you could kick the

shit out of her. Look at your shoe size. You could literally beat that suit off. Oh, my God. Brandon, you look silly. Brandon, just wear it. What a payoff. Yeah. Good idea switching for the $400.

It smells good. It's high quality material. I feel bad I'm not wearing socks. Gross. All right, spin the wheel again. Wait a minute, Kate. Why didn't you give him your new shoes? Well, those are another pair of my new shoes.

I was afraid he wouldn't fit in my... I didn't even notice that you have the Crocs on. You look good. Oh, the Crocs are your... That's another pair of... Yeah, I really went crazy at the... Well, if Big Cat and Nick are still there, I need to still be there because I have a second.

That's fair. I was like that too. Also, Maresh is just with me now. Okay, so I'm solo. Yes, change Nick solo and then Big Cat and Maresh. I have a second normal outfit. I guess you'd put me back on. I think that's just your outfit now.

It is comfy. Surprisingly cool for a suit. Your wife saw you in the suit? She couldn't wait to see me in the suit. I wouldn't put it on for her last night. Oh wow. You're such a tease. TJ's got to have all new clothes.

Yeah. Should we do another too? Yeah let's do another Yeah do two Brandon you think you would have gotten lucky If you went home in that suit? Think you would have gotten gulped down? Alright Marash Go do it Marash

Marash is going to look cool, Marash. All right, give me the fit. Marash is going to look cool. Yeah, Marash is going to look great. I don't know if I should ride Pat in this outfit or he should ride me. Oh, man, I'm torn. Yeah. Probably just alternate. What's that called in the gay community?

Verse? Yeah. That's what Brandon told me when I couldn't think of it I didn't think of it that fast that was actually a huge long pause yeah there was a lag stream lag

thanks for cutting out that long wait TJ from me knowing what verse was it's verse Stream lag. Yeah. Thanks for cutting out that long wait, TJ. For me knowing what verse was. It's verse. Boy, that button's holding on for dear life. We can change back, right? For sure. Change back, yeah.

Yeah. I want to see the button pop off. Try to pop the button off. If you can pop the button off, you get your suit back. Also, I'm not trying to button pop off Try to pop the button off If you can pop the button off you get your suit back Also I'm not trying to call anybody off for cheap But she didn't cut the tags off She's definitely taking this back The tag is still on us I literally came here straight from the store

So I just didn't have time I didn't have time to cut the tags How long does that take If you pull them you rip the clothes sometimes I don't want to rip it No I'll wear that out It smells like store. How long does that take? You've got to find scissors. If you pull them, you rip the clothes sometimes. I don't want to rip it. But no, I'll wear that out. It's going to fit different now.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's fine. The tits are going to be all stretched out. You can't even tell where the... I have multiple tits. I don't know where they start. I have three rows of tits. Yeah, you're like a dog.

You're a bitch. You're like a roller coaster of tits. Romulus and know where they start. I have three rows of tits. Yeah, you're like a dog. You're a bitch. Like a roller coaster of tits. Romulus and Remus are about to suckle on you. That's a weird statue if you guys have seen that. That's a really titted wolf. Yeah. I had to throw the shorts on because it's not long enough. Yeah, I think there's six titties on that wolf.

You know when you crack the crescent roll tube on the counter? Oh, yeah. That was always fun. Gets frustrating when it doesn't pop, though. Yeah. You know when you crack the crescent roll tube on the counter? Oh, yeah. That was always fun. Gets frustrating when it doesn't pop, though. Yeah. Did you ever buy the juice concentrate in the can, like the cardboard? I did.

Oh, yes. God, it tastes so good. I forgot all about it until just now. What did you make with them? Orange Julius? It was Welch's. Okay. There we go. All right.

Love this shirt. Oh, whoa. Wait, but that, I wouldn't bat an eye if you wore that in. Think so? You can wear that. Yeah, that's not even. That looks like something you have worn before. No, I've never worn linen.

Different shoes, though. Different shoes. Different shoes. But you think I could. Oh, no way. This is my counterpart. This is my counterpart. Yeah.

He's got it. Oh, yeah. You can rip off the tag, Marash. Nice like this. It's yours now. Yeah. He's got it. Oh, yeah. You can rip off the tag, Marash. Nice like this. It's yours now. Yeah, but he's going to return it. His cheap ass. Mine?

That's yours now. Yeah, it's yours. You can rip off the tag. What do you think about these pants? They're actually way more comfortable than the other ones. It's like wearing pajama pants. Yeah. Wait, really?

Oh, it's so cozy. Linen might be the thing. They look good. Linen's nice. Yeah? I like this duo Big Cat you look like Coke dealer Maresh

You look like Like an iPhone kiosk Kumar and Kat's Fixed iPhones The one with like The levitating technology In the mall Yeah

Fuck yeah I think I'm a linen guy Yeah I've never done it I'm happy we did this show because I've never tried linen. Well, let's see how it is in the wild. Do you just like your just like this region sweat? I mean, I don't have a penis.

I forgot. Yeah. I'm a eunuch. Oh, boy. What are you? Oh, boy. TJ's coming. Oh, he only had half of TJ's.

He looks fucking sick. Whoa. Oh, TJ. TJ's pieced up. He looks fucking sick. Whoa. Oh, TJ. TJ. TJ. The slick back there. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, it's got the cool collar. Damn. The lack thereof. Oh, that's a cool, interesting shirt. A quarter button. Look at TJ.

He's doing this for me. It looks thinner than usual. Yeah. Look at the accessories. Sparkling. God damn doing this for me. He looks thinner than usual. Look at the accessories. Sparkling. God damn. No, you're good. TJ, are you at the... Yeah, you need lighter pants.

Yeah. Yeah. You need the linen. They're at my apartment right now. Shit. Skinny TJ's a force. What's TJ? What's your weight now?

We almost, I had to start dieting because I almost caught him. Same, dude. Yeah, Rudy said that to me the other day. He was like, I can't have you be

less weight than I am. You are 100, you are less weight than Rudy. Also, that's an insult, I think. TJ, are you at the point, when you see old pictures of yourself,

are you like, are you like a grope? I'm like, what the fuck? Who is that fat fuck think TJ are you at the point When you see old pictures of yourself Are you like Are you like a grope I'm like what the fuck Who is that fat fuck But are you like Holy shit this is awesome How much better I look now Yeah I mean it's gotta feel good

Definitely Yeah Emotionally and physically It's crazy man But do you discredit everything You ever have done in that fat body What a question Even the positives discredit everything you'd ever have done in that fat body? What a question.

Even the positives? I enjoyed my stay well fat. Yeah. You were just visiting? That's a good outlook. Do you ever miss it? Probably the eating. Yeah, the eating part. Yeah. Winter time? Yeah. What do your parents say?

They're just like, we're so fucking proud of you? They say that normally. Yeah, I guess you're right. I don't think anyone... Wow. They do that? No, TJ's parents are great parents. They love TJ probably more than any other parents out there. Yeah.

Your dad's joining you, right? He's on his own plan. Yeah, he walks. I think he sees my stuff and he's like i should probably walk too love that beautiful so we had to delay the tim hitchings ashes in the studio still so weird that we have pump for that still so weird that we have a grandpa yeah yeah all right spin it again. We got to get Brandon into something else

so he can stop pouting. The pouting's understandable. You looked incredible. Incredible. You did look very cool. Spin it twice. All right, Mook. Go on with your bad self.

You looked great, Brandon. I felt good. It was... I knew that moment was going to be good and just sitting here feeling good was going to be awesome. She's even Che. I knew that moment was going to be good, and just sitting here feeling good was going to be awesome. Steven Chey.

I'm very curious to know what route Chey took here. I'd like to hit you in the head with a crock. TJ looks cool as hell. Yeah. Yeah, he knows. Spin it one more time. One more time. It'll be- Rush, will you be wearing this outfit Out at any point

It would make me so happy There we go Brandon I'll wear it to dinner tonight Oh fuck yes I'm not gonna change Oh love it There we go There we go Brandon

Never change No I'm just gonna wear this To dinner tonight Something about fringe I don't want this is the first time he's felt confident probably ever in his life I can't do it I don't have the heart

it's too expected but I would if I had one but I don't I'm waiting can we get Che to do it let's see what Che Che is going to be I don't. I'm waiting. TJ, you want to use your... Can we get Che to do it? Let's see what Che... Let's see what Che... Goofy-ass shit Che. Che is going to be wearing it as normal.

I cannot imagine what he could wear. It would be a risk. Yeah, what would constitute a risk for Che? Yeah. You know what I was... You brought up juice concentrate. Yeah. That you forgot about it until just... Jewish. No, Jewish. No, no, no, no. You you brought up juice concentrate. Yeah. That you forgot about it until just.

Jewish. No, no, no, no. You did not say juice concentrate. Juice concentrate. Juice concentrate. That's what I said. Juice. Juice concentrate.

Juice concentrate. Yeah, I would have it. That's what you said. Having a camp. So what about. You know what I was thinking about The other day That just disappeared Is Tenactin Tough Actin

What happened Tenactin Tough Actin Tenactin Was in my life For like 20 years Yeah You stopped being an athlete I saw commercials for it everywhere

Yeah Is that what it was Tough Actin Tenactin Dr. Scholl It always had the graphic Of like the toenail lifting And it always Yeah it was John Madden

It's just cause John Madden Left my life Tough Actin Tenactin And Tenactin was like fuck what do we do now oh my god we don't have john madden my dad used to be a tenactin guy do they make tenactin still i think they have to athlete's foot hasn't stopped right what is that maybe it has maybe just just a fungus i think so kyle did you do you guys have to like shower in flip-flops and shit because you were worried Is the athlete's foot just a fungus? I think so. Kyle, did you guys have to shower in flip-flops and shit because you were worried about that stuff? No, but we should have. We were the most diseased.

We never did either, but it was always floated. You should do that so you don't get athlete's foot. Shower with your flip-flops on. Everyone should in a public shower. Was that the worst part of the Brady roast for Brady when like multiple guys said that he never showered with the guys? Oh, that's weird. They said that?

Yeah. A couple guys were like, yeah, you'd never shower with the guys. It's kind of weird, right? What do you think that? But it's also weird to get mad about it. Is it? Yeah. Why don't you shower with them?

I would get pissed. Oh, yeah. You'd get pissed? Yeah yeah you're all showering he is it's like yeah it's community it's like the kids who are home dressers like they got dressed for the sport at home oh oh yeah yeah I was the uh can't find my jersey t-shirt guy right before just running through the house being house Mom where the fuck did you put it? Always mom's fault always mom's fault. She's always at the bottom of my Not even cleaning. You're just moving things

Mom I fucking told you I have a game today. Just pull it out. Yeah from the bottom still dirty. All right Breeze it. Yeah. Mm-mm-mm. I feel like that's every house just falls under one of those two. It's either the chaotic house looking for the jersey or the place that does the games over. They dress it. They do the laundry. Looking good. Don't be crazy.

Just be normal. Just be normal. I like it. it shoes i like it way better yes i like it yeah now you're set yep okay i love those pants yeah and that fits your purse no they're not that's fine that's good double need vert stripes yeah no stop doing that stop doing that stop doing that that's ruining the outfit that's the thing with you comics. You always have to make something funny. Just take it. Once again, a good chain. Like, a good chain would, like, really set it off.

Yeah, this was a Miami shirt for me. You got to be, yeah, relax. Pretend like you're half asleep but getting head. It's kind of like a contemporary. No, that's. I like that. Dude, I would get some. This is a good head outfit, isn't it, Kyle?

Yeah. Kyle, you still haven't put on a single outfit. Why don't you just go? I know, some. This is a good head outfit, isn't it, Kyle? Yeah. Kyle, you still haven't put on a single outfit. Why don't you just go? I know, yeah. Why don't you just go? That's not a good jerk-off outfit. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Guy buys one grill. What the fuck? Well, now you got a note by Brandon. He has to. Yeah. Yep. do, Brandon. He has to. Yep. Yes, he has to. Brandon going back to the natural habitat.

You have to know if I do, Brandon, when he comes in. That's okay. Well, he can undo the buttons on the side. He's going to lose his fucking body. What are you doing? Steven, go talk to him. Tell him to sit down right here. Look at his butt.

You really want to beat this guy? We did not expect this. I've always wanted some overalls. I was like, hey, what better time? Yeah. Oh, shit. Nice. I like it.

Yeah. That looks nice That looks good Extremely cool That was a little bigger So I could fit it into that I know you're a little upset About Ben Mintz

Ruining the southern stereotype But I gotta Perpetuate that With a nope I do right now Oh Oh no Brandon Put your foot down

You know how Overalls work Brandon Put your foot down. You know how overalls work, Brandon? They'll fit you good. You look good, boss. You do look good. You're a big boss, man. You look good. Where'd you get that?

The internet. Nice. How long ago? Wait, what are you doing? You got to get it on your... I can't swap. Why? I peed in it a little bit. Nope.

No, he's fine with that. Steven, you're fine with it, right? Hell no. What? No, you already said it, Steven. Steven, you got to do it. Brandon is a known trickler. No, you got to do it.

Brandon, then you can can Nope I do someone else I trickled Yeah I know Alright he knows that there's Yeah go Steven Come on Nope I do is the most

If we don't follow Nope I do The whole show crumbles Yeah The company Yeah What? I just wear this

You have a nope I do No yeah Yeah you do Brandon you have a nope I do. Yeah, you do. Brandon, you have a nope I do. Speaking of, worst time that could possibly be on my period. I got it. This is tough. This is tough timing.

Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Fuck. Nick, what do you think? How do you feel? How do I feel about what I look like? Yeah, how do you feel about your fit now? You've been in it for a little while.

You said you're not a yellow guy. I think if I was out at the discotheque or something, I'd be self-conscious. Really? Yeah. You look good. That was the whole point of this. Yeah. Get you to not feel that way.

Break through it. Can't do it. What about without the hat? Yeah, I think you should take that off yeah ride that oh yeah yeah now you definitely have an active case of chlamydia yeah sure which makes you cool you're south florida serial killer i'm too pale for south florida yeah that's the thing i'm trying to be something i'm not the serial killer oh that's probably just stay inside all day. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Do you get tan?

Um, no, no. It's a shame. Northern Italy. Northern Italy. Is that where your family's from? Albania. Oh, they do crew. Oh, dude.

How about yesterday? I was clean as a whistle. I couldn't pull it off. I respect him, but I thought he had something. Once every month, Nadeau will just tweet something and I'll just be like, this is why I can't quit this guy. I need him back.

I would love him here. He burned the bridge with Dave. He just tweeted this, oh hell yeah. It's chlamydia not detected. And then the quote tweets are so good. People are coming at him in the comments. I wouldn't owe hell yeah because he needs to know why his piss is burning. My dick hurts so bad. Thank God it's not something treatable.

Yeah, it's prostate cancer. What's going on, man? Can guys get yeast infections? Yeah. From what I've heard. From Brandon. I have a yeast infection from Brandon. Yes, frequently.

Thank you again, TJ, for that cut. All right, let's spin it again, TJ. Brandon needs Kate to go again so he can nope I do back. Wait, no, but he can't. Mm-hmm. Bite the pickle. All right, Nick. There you go, but he can't. Mm-hmm. Bite the pickle. All right, Nick. There you go, Nick.

All right. You're so proud of that. Nick, this is an outfit that you... This is an outfit I tried to give away to Roan. He gave it back and said no. What? Tried to give it to him as a joke or like, no, really, Roan, I think you might be cool in it. Okay.

Maresh, I got to say, linen is so comfortable. I've never been more comfortable. I feel like I'm not even wearing anything. It's incredible. Will you wear this out for the rest of the day? Yeah, probably. All right. Might see you around.

I'm going to play basketball, and then I'm going to put this right back on. Yeah. KB's just not participating, I guess. Spin it again, TJ. We got a KB going. The fuck? He's got the best pieces. I want to see what he's got up his sleeve.

KB, did you really cry? Go, KB. Go. There we go. A little bit. KB looks good in everything. I know. Yeah.

He's got that rockin' bod. That rockin' bod. I have to go to the airport directly after this. Should I just roll up? Yes, you look good. Thank you. I feel better in this one A lady on the plane would be like oh what do you do Like I would be talking to you

Not me But a lady would Someone would Thanks Kate I feel so comfortable I feel like I could take a siesta This is great So just a backpack Oh so comfortable. I feel like I could take a siesta. This is great.

Oh, so just a backpack? Oh. I was like, I want to be one of those backpack kids. I want to be a one-strap backpack guy. Shea overalls. It's tough to wear a backpack as an adult. I do it way too often.

You get roasted in the workplace. Yeah, you just like, like and it's just i always feel like such a child but then there's like the adult move of getting like a satchel yeah over the arm one arm and i can't do that because my breast what bag do you have yeah i don't like how do you bring in a laptop or something you just hold it yeah yeah the security guard had to help me this morning because i was just had so much shit yeah i can't i haven't found anything i like i still use a backpack but but it doesn't don't you feel a little like i know you shouldn't like it's a it's a it's a completely normal thing to have but every time i put it on i'm like all right there's no better alternative correct that's the problem like i own one and I'll use one every now and then, but yeah. I guess maybe a gym bag.

What's your personal item on a commercial flight? It's a backpack. It's a backpack. Every time. Yeah. So I do use it. I just always feel a little ridiculous. Who's coming up?

Oh, is this Brandon in the overalls? There's no way he was able to get these on. I feel bad saying that Oh the side buttons Oh you're right Yeah the side buttons Alright so Some kind of

Was that Nick? Whoa Yeah Nick Nick Nick Nick Hell yes

Valor Fuck yeah dude Yep Oh man That's hard That's so hard. Absolutely. Dude, velour is also one of the most comfortable things.

Very comfortable, hard to wear. It's making another comeback, by the way. I'm starting to see it. Like the juicy velour outfit. I have some velour. Dude, you and the dude would fuck shit up. I know. There's Jay.

Jay's laughing. Without the piss pants. Jay, put on the piss pants. No, no, no. Put on the piss pants. Jay, put on the piss pants. No, no, no. No, no, no. Put on the piss pants. You got to put the piss pants on. I was going to put the pants on, but I couldn't.

Why? They were that wet? He said they were. Oh, my God. Back to his roots. I love him. This was worth it. He's the best best he's the MVP

he is he's got a vagina camel toe right now oh my god your balls are at your hips wait I can't wait to see how much of a no ass Brandon

you look great dude you look awesome I agree Yeah no that's fast You still have a nope I do Brandon You can get out of that I think when Kate's When Kate goes and changes you get back in your suit

Why wouldn't you let Che get in the piss pants There's just too much piss Too much piss Oh you actually pissed your pants Why wouldn't you let Che get in the piss pit? There's just too much piss. Too much piss? Come on. Oh, you actually pissed your pants. No, I didn't piss my pants. It was a dribble, but it was sweet tea piss. It ran right through me.

I have my sweet tea about 11.45 and about 12.30. It's just- Your voice changed in the other half. You are. I'm afraid your nipple's going to pop off. No, this is funny, though. This is good. Nick looks so cool. Yeah. He looks so cool. Look at you. Where did you find that?

It's just a brand that I had a gift card for. I'm actually, I'm not gonna wear this. Yeah, go change. Change back into your suit. Change back into your suit. Let's get you into the suit. If there's a toad in your pocket, it's dead. There's no way. I think it's going to squeeze my balls too hard just to stand up. Oh, no. There we go.

There we go. Yeah. Cover up that pussy. His butt. Yeah. His little butt. Second outfit's just a normal ass outfit. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Steven, do you have a second outfit? No, I'm good. All right. Yeah, get back in it. This was shocking how big Brandon is. He's a huge man. Yeah.

I don't want to, like, tear it from the subway yet, but, like. Titus, do you want us to get in your second outfit? I have a second outfit. Yeah, go get in it. This was a great idea. Yeah, I feel good. I honestly feel confident But if I wore this onto the yak

Without this being a day You guys would poke fun We would say what are you doing Same with me Why aren't you wearing a black t-shirt Trying out something new That's the whole point of this It's exposure therapy

I feel a little bit better now Let's not look at the comments. Oh, never. No, I'm all set. Mook, you look, I think that's the best you've ever looked. I feel good in this outfit right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you should wear that out this weekend. I don't have any confidence ever. This is like, I feel like. And rightfully so, but like, the thing is. Right. Yeah. You're spot on with that. No, no, no. I shouldn't. No, but no, I think if you wore that out, like, is... Yeah. You're spot on with that. No, no, no.

I shouldn't. No, but no, I think if you wore that out, like, you look good. Thank you, man. Just don't do the thing you were doing. Don't do the... No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

There's nothing there. No, don't do that. There we go. Yeah. You need a chain. I do. Oh, yeah. I need to get a chain tangled up in this. Yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah. You need a chain. I do. Oh, yeah. I need a chain.

I need to get a chain tangled up in this. Yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah. Oh, man. Chained up. I'd kill for that. I have a few of those velour jumpsuits.

You guys do the whole month. Yeah. It's so comfortable. But you can't wear it like when you're driving into Do you drive into work wearing it? Yeah it feels ridiculous When you're outside of these walls That was why I jumped suit January I struggled with it

Like I would go like Pick up my kids And be in a velour jumpsuit Like what are you doing dude? What's going on here? Yeah I'm going to keep this on For the rest of the day I have to drive to Cleveland

Oh That's a good driving outfit That's a great driving outfit We'll be a little hot I'm nervous about going into Like the rest of the day i have to drive to cleveland oh oh that's a good driving outfit it's a great job like we'll be a little hot i'm nervous about going into like the rest stops no nah don't think i would be for sure i did uh my buddy did a birthday party for his 30th and we all showed up in track suits we're walking up and down old town in track suits love that yeah it was great because then you then you have confidence in numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody else is left out. Spanx are really tight.

Yeah, so what's the deal with those? You order how many? You just order them on Amazon. Just keep everything nice and tight. Yeah. They feel like, like I used to do that with like Under Armour. Yeah. And it feels awesome.

I would imagine what it would be like to take a bra off after a long day for a woman at a work. Yeah, just that. When I take my Spanx off, it just spills everywhere. It feels so good. It's a good confidence boost piece. Yeah. I wear it when I wear a tuxedo. Yeah, TJ, I got you onto them. Yeah, when I wore a tuxedo in January, I threw them on.

That was a real TJ and I are boys moment when he texts me. He's like, hey, where do you get your Spanx? It's a real like we trust each other. It's how girls feel when they give each other tampons. They're like, you got my back. He's like, bro, I got you. I got you. Oh, Spanx.

I thought you gave me a couple of options. Yeah, I did. I was like, here you go. Is it the actual Spanx brand? I don't think so Okay But yeah there's a few different options There's like a t-shirt that I have

This is a tank top It gets really hot But you do feel like you can Like I feel confident to wear a t-shirt Everywhere That t-shirts are tough They're the worst What would happen if I took a girl home

Or I went to her place And like things were happening And I took off my home or I went to her place and things were happening and I took off my shirt and I had Spanx on? Yeah, it's tough. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, not the bathhouse.

Oh, the fucking bathhouse. Did you just pierce your ears? The earrings. Oh, hell yes. Are your ears bleeding? So good. Kyle. Not the bathhouse hat.

You look like Bad Bunny. yes the shoes oh my god heavens oh man you're a dog did you go double terrycloth oh that's a shirt tit. Titus. Titus. Yes. Dude, I fucking love Marine Layer. Yeah, great. Oh, yeah. Titus, you look great. KB. KB looks like he's going to sell some nice drugs at a BBM concert.

Designer. Yeah. No offense. Those shoes are hilarious. Yeah, I would never wear these. Incredible. What are those for? What is the occasion for those shoes?

The guy, the model wearing them looked great. Quinceañera? Yeah. Did you go in person for this fit or is this all online? Online, yeah. Okay. Look at those. But the bathhouse hat, is that from the bathhouse?

That's from the bathhouse, yeah. But you just threw that. I didn't want to just do hair. I like the glasses, too. These are Felix Grey. The earrings. You did actually pierce your ears? I did.

It hurts. Are you going to be an earring guy? Never. So you did it just for this? Yeah. Pierced your ears. I guess that was the point of the day. I think you're an earring guy.

I would never wear it. These are like cross earrings. Yeah, so? No, I could never. Yeah, is that the Barry Bonds? Kind of. Oh, I think it is. Barry Bonds.

Fucking double Barry Bonds. Kyle, I think you're an earrings guy. Yeah. You look awesome. You do too. Fucking awesome. I want to roll out with you. I think what we've learned guy. Yeah. You look awesome. You do too. Fucking awesome. I want to roll out with you. I think what we've learned today is we dress like assholes and we shouldn't.

Yeah, we got to take more risks. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle, look at yourself on the monitor right now. Yeah, I love dressing up. Zoom in. Zoom in. I feel like that dude. Punch in.

Oh my God, you are that dude. You are that dude. God damn. I kind my God. You are that dude. You are that dude. God damn. I kind of want to fucking get fucked up outside. Yeah. Yeah, those earrings. I want you to be earrings guy now. Fuck.

Oh. Okay. Now that's just crazy. No way. No, she didn't. Jeans. Look, I didn't. Jeans. Look, I got cool mom shoes. Oh.

And then this is from the Western store. It has a cowboy on it. Oh. And then I'm not ready for the super loose mom pants, so I got kind of tight mom pants. Yeah, no, this could be. That's a good outfit. Tags are still on.

Tags are still on. Yeah. Kyle, you have another one? Oh, my God, KP. All right, get in the other one. Get in are still on. Tags are still on. Kyle, you have another one? Oh my god, KP. Alright, get in the other one. I know I missed it. Where did he find that? I don't know. We gotta guess. Oh, he said online.

We gotta guess Brandon up when he comes back. Yeah, Brandon's hurting. I feel so bad. No, he's the best. That's why he's, you know. MVP. He's MVP. I don't know where. I just left the suit over by the bar. That's why he's, you know. MVP. He's MVP. I don't know where. I just left the suit over by the bar. I couldn't find him.

I tried. I want to take a nap at a beach right now. Yeah. Fall sleepers. Same, yeah. A hammock would be, that's what you need. A coconut in your hand. I want to tweet out that I don't have chlamydia.

You should take the new screenshot. What is Luke doing? Why are you running like that, bro? He's everywhere. Yeah. Everywhere you look. What was that? I had to get a picture of KB.

But he's over there. Why did you run over here? Well, I got the picture. Now of KB. But he's over there. Why did you run over here? Well, I got the picture. Now I'm back. I'm in a rush. Oh, okay. Why? I'm trying to get these pictures done for you guys.

Oh, okay. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Good stuff. Good job, Luke. Passionate. Hard worker. Kate, you look like you could be like an Instagram mom at an apple orchard.

That's what I'm going for. Yeah. That's, I guess, who I'd like to be. Wait, KB, get in your other outfit. Okay. He went for booze. Those are the funniest shoes. Yeah, you're the last outfit.

I don't have any crazy shoes. I need to do that next. Yeah, I don't either. Yeah, that was the only thing that I've missed big time on my outfit. I don't have shoes. These are my crazy shoes. You should just wear those every day. You think? Yeah. This forced me. I love shoes. These are my crazy shoes. You should just wear those every day. You think?

Yeah. This forced me to buy new shoes. What's Boneyard? Boneyard's got the best shoes in Chicago. Have I been to Boneyard? Is that where your shoe plug is? That's where my shoe guy is. Yeah.

They used to have the keyhole game to win a free pair of sneakers. Oh, yeah. Oh. I don't know if that – I don't think anyone's ever won that game. Those are like – Yeah. There's a guaranteed payout.

So somebody will win, but it has to make money. It's like every thousand tries. Yeah, it's right now. We look great. We look fucking great. I think everybody looks great. Steven, what do you got on the prep sheet today? I see no bad fits.

Oh. No bad fits. But, no bad fits. But I guess that's the issue. If you look great, there's no need to be funny. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's the fact. True. I feel less funny.

This show could just be a photo. Yeah. I was sitting here in Brandon's suit, trying so hard to work up a fart. I wish I could feel back in time. He should be actually thanking us because he didn't pee in his suit. Yeah, that would have pissed. He would have pissed in his suit.

Yeah, I couldn't wear this every day. Why? Why? Well, yeah, you shouldn't wear the same thing every day. Is that what you mean? Like something like this. Like I just need my grout fit. I need my joggers.

I need my sweatshirt. But I think like if the shoes are, I will say the shoes are a bold choice. Yeah. They stand out to me as, like, crazy. Like, the white on white, just plain. It's not white. You got to go black socks. That's the most common botch in the world.

Basic-ass shoes that no one would. I've been afraid. I've had these clothes for six months. The shoes, though, the shoes are just shoes. But the pants look awesome on you. But everything else, yeah, you actually look great. Do you have a date tonight? You should go out on a date tonight.

I'm going back to Philly. Okay. Maybe I'll send a picture to an old queen. Send a picture of you and that to that evil harlot that came in. Oh, yeah. How do you like me now? Look at the glow up. What did you call her? The evil harlot? The evil harlot, yeah. That's what like me now? Look at the glow up. What did you call her?

The evil harlot. The evil harlot, yeah. That's what I have her saved in my phone. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, send her a picture and just be like, whoops. Can you take it real quick? Somebody made a big mistake. Mm-hmm.

Oh, no. Oh. No. Oh, Caitlin. Oh, no. Caitlin. Caitlin. Caitlin. His kin. From the clouds. Titus, what was that song?

Oh, yeah, Ebo made the, did you hear that AI song that Ebo had made? No. It's insane. He said it was 30 seconds. He typed in a prompt into some AI that Quiggs told him about. Yeah. And he spit out a song that I don't want to spoil anymore if you haven't heard it. I assume TJ.

Gotta stay in line to fight. Gotta stay in line. Every day is a struggle. Gotta keep up the grind. He said this was like 30 seconds. He had dinner and made this song. Oh, he's such a pain. Brandon Walker's his name. Yeah, he drives me insane.

He's got a big ego. Thinks he's always right. But deep down inside, I know I'll win the fight. One day at the hockey game, the tables turned. I caught his sister's eye, and man, my heart burned. Connor, Puck, Brandon, sister. Oh my God, it's good. It's so good.

Yeah, they were a bug place. It was a sweet revenge, a victory for the summer. Song of the summer. Yeah. 100%. Kate, where's the suit? Oh, it's over by the bar. Where were you?

I didn't know where you were. standing naked? Where were you? I said to Patrick, I said, has anyone here seen Brandon? And nobody was crickets. And so I said, okay, I'm putting it on the bar. You're putting it on the bar? It's over by the bar.

Oh, man. I tried. I tried. We just got a nice look into every Mississippi home ever. Where's my suit? Shirtless man walking into the door. Did you pick up the dry cleaning what the fuck

I can't wait for Kyle's second the amount of time it's taking him to put it on makes me think it's complex yeah we have to get him to stay as an earrings guy he's piercing his nipples right now I thought about being an earrings guy he does yeah like every Rediscovering America he'd put an earring through it

but like his ears like heal up did he pierce them himself Bob Bates uses it like once a year. He does, yeah. Like every Rediscovering America, he'd put an earring through it. But like his ears like heal up. Did he pierce them himself? Yes. What the fuck? No, they were pierced once. No. No?

No. I don't think he has feeling in his ears. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. But so like they'll heal up and they'll get all gross and then do it again. Oh, he looked awesome. I think they're bleeding right now. Like if you look. Oh my God, I see the reflection. Oh, hell yes. it again oh he looked awesome i think they're bleeding right now like if you look oh my god i

see the reflection oh hell yes dude i'm not gonna lie he looks cool as hell yep you want to get holy Kyle. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is an incredible outfit. He looks like Bad Bunny. He looks just like Bad Bunny. Kyle with the earrings is Bad Bunny. Kyle. Hat on or off? Off.

Off. I say on. Oh. Kyle. Wait. I need you to just walk through the upstairs and I want to see all the people peeping you. Walk through the

cave. Walk in front of the gambling cave. Yeah, yeah, go do it right now. No, no, no. Come on. Come on. They already expect. No, please. Please, please. Just do it. Do it. I want to see the reactions. Come on. Malicek is going to explode. Go, go, go, go, go. You look so good.

This does not look good. Yes, it does. You guys are just telling me what I'm wearing. I would never wear this. Kyle. Right now. Walk between the couches. Kyle looks fucking ripped.

Go, Kyle. Go, walk in the kitchen. Come on. Come on, dude. Walk between the couches and the TVs so everyone has to see you. You look so fucking good. Wow. The cinched waistched waist oh here we go Max Max oh damn he's catching the looks yeah oh my god God. Next. I think I'm gonna laugh.

Oh, yeah. I mean, they can't stop looking. Look at Ebo. He's glowing. Yeah, Ebo is. Ebo's smitten. He had to cross his legs.

Jack's barking. Yeah. It's working. Mm-hmm. I mean, if you go to like a rooftop party, that's the coolest. Oh, yeah.

Without a doubt. No, you hate that guy. Yeah, but he's also like you want to like a rooftop party, that's the coolest. Oh, yeah. Without a doubt. No, you hate that guy. Yeah, but he's also like you want to be friends with him. Kyle, may I ask price? This? Yeah. This was super cheap on ASOS. Oh.

Like 40 bucks? It depends on what the guy at the party is doing. If he wants your attention, he's a douchebag. If Kyle went to a party like that and just kind of stood in the corner. And didn't talk. Didn't really talk. Oh, my God. He'd be the coolest motherfucker ever. If Kyle went to a party like that and just kind of stood in the corner and didn't talk, oh my god, he'd be the coolest motherfucker ever. If you're shy wearing that, that's what I would be.

I think you should keep wearing earrings. The earrings are awesome. We all need to roll somewhere like this. I feel like it. You know what's sad? I felt like risque putting on just a slightly fitted shirt. I was like, oh my god, I wonder if...

I used to wear it in the giant. Back to Kyle. Anyway. By the way, Big Head, we talked about Jeff Goldblum's boner on the Yak in August 2020. Oh! So clearly... And we couldn't find it. And also I wasn't on the show clearly it's... And we couldn't find it. And also, I wasn't on the show then.

Wait, and Kyle couldn't find it last time. Oh, my God. Wow. iPhone notes, I'm so straight, it won't register. That was way funnier than what I did today. Nah. Holy shit. What's the 22 one?

Scared the literal shit out of my mom by putting a Jeff Goldblum as watching you poop. Wait, Kate brought up... Oh, shit! Oh, my God. Wait, Kate brought up... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, this is troubling. Oh, shit. Oh, are they trying to razz Brandon?

We got to hype him up. No, he looks great in this. What were they trying to do to you? They wanted to fight? What do you mean? Wait, did you wear this suit to the premiere of... No, I wore different suits. Sorry.

You don't keep up with my suits? No, I don't. Have you seen Kyle? That one's great. Yeah, I saw him on the clip. He looks amazing. Yeah. You look amazing.

I know we all do. Titus looks amazing. Maresh looks amazing. Kate, you look awesome. Big Cat, god damn. We all look great. We all nailed it. Are you missing anyone?

Oh, Stephen Che. Overall. He could have bought anything. He bought overalls. That's very Che. He wants to be an overalls guy. No, he doesn't. Yeah, he does. We talked about that. The whole goal of this was to buy something you want to experiment with.

That's these. That's these. You just go goofy mode on us? Ladsie? Gorsh? you want to experiment with. That's these. That is these. That's these. That's these. Did you just go goofy mode on us? Yep. That's these. Gorsh. Hey, kids.

Do you not... Who did that goofy? Who just said, hey, kids? That was the clown from Billy Madison. Okay. Hey, kids, it's me.

I bet you thought that I was dead. I love that you have two impressions and they're both very obscure. That's it. That and the arrowhead guy. Yeah, that's have two impressions and they're both very obscure. That and the arrowhead guy. Yeah, that's the only two I can do.

Alright. Hopefully it's not wet. Yeah, that would suck. It wouldn't be Brandon. KB, has Travis Kelsey worn that same thing? Yes I think he has Absolutely

You're the only one who can pull that off I would never wear this Why? This is so obnoxious And gay and pathetic It's a crop top You do look kind of like Bruno What's the point of being Obnoxious and gay and pathetic. It's a crop top. You do look kind of like Bruno.

What's the point of being in that kind of shape if not to wear a shirt? Yeah. That's where you do all the work for us. You can now wear like a standard tank top. You can wear anything now. You've unlocked the entire wardrobe. Every bit of clothing. Every piece of clothing on earth you can now make look good. Yeah.

Your heat map is the whole court. You beat the clothing game. It's all in law. My heat map is right underneath the hoop, and it's just a sweatshirt and a black t-shirt. Feel that? You could take shots from anywhere, Kyle. It feels amazing. Yeah.

Brandon, I think you look the best. Brandon, don't be worried. It's not going to be wet. It's not going to be wet. I didn't't be worried It's not going to be wet I didn't say anything It's not going to be wet Oh That's awkward I want to do it to Kyle

Yeah I think we all do Okay Who's whipping who? It's two spins right? A whipper and a whippy Right off the rip spins right a whipper and a whippy yeah right off the rip yeah first is the whipper yeah i think yeah yeah you got me good last time yeah yeah

nope hey what's up hi someone nope Someone no-fi-do him. Yeah, I want to see it. No-fi-do. Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Let's go. Yes. Come on, Blutman. Come on, Blut. Come on, Blutman. Come on, Blutman. Come on, Blutman. Be a bro.

He ain't doing it. Oh, boo. Blutman. Both Blutmans here have the cadence of YouTube list makers. Number seven. Shoot. All right. Whippers first? Yes.

Brandon, you got a baseball tonight? Yep. Can you wear that to it? All right. Revenge. No, it's not revenge. He did it the first time. He's the whipper. He knows what to do.

He's our automatic whipper. He's really good at it. He's good. You got to be kidding me. Silly. Shit. Bare ass, bare ass. Bare ass, bare ass.

God fucking damn it. Doing this again? How? We need the towel. The towel's upstairs? Or is there... That's Paige. We need...

We need a whipping towel. Yeah, we need a whipping towel. We need mousetraps at the ready. We need towels at the ready. God damn it. We need w need a whipping towel Yeah we need a whipping towel We need mousetraps at the ready We need towels at the ready God damn it We need wets at the ready I really loved Seeing all your different outfits

I like really enjoyed Me too TJ Is Bear ass Would that get us banned I don't know I don't think

Hole No hole No hole No hole If he could hit the hole though get his band? I don't think. Hole. No hole? No hole. No hole. If he could hit the hole, though, that'd be pretty good power. Yeah. Titus is pretty good.

He is good. I've been whipped by him. I throw in darts. I wouldn't go bare ass. This seems like a safety concern. A safety concern? You might just get an instafisectomy. Well, I'm going to hold my balls.

Also, he's got three kids. Yeah, true. I don't want another one. Pretty much done. No. No. No? Oh.

No. I'll take that. No. No what? No? You said pretty much. Oh, you're done. Yeah.

You got offended that I – No. Okay. Yeah. I thought you were working. Just the even slight insinuating that I would have a fourth is crazy. You're finished.

Four kids is the mark of a fucking man though. God damn it. You don't have hair on your nuts until you've got four kids. Look how tight this is. He knows what he's fucking doing. Do you need to make it wet? Man's been in some locker rooms.

You need to get it a little bit wet. We're just replaying the first time. Yep. Did you ever towel whip Greg Oden? Yeah, probably. Probably, actually. Mike's getting moved closer for the whiplash sound. There she is.

Uh-oh. Yep. Oh, man. Yep. This is his Oppenheimer. Cat. This is his unfrosted. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. This isn't snapping like it. cat this is his unfrosted yeah oh yeah this isn't snapping like it can't be soaked and there you go daniel is cool that sounded bad bad bad oh no i feel so bad That sounded bad, bad, bad. Oh, no. I feel so bad. One more. One more.

Oh! Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Why did I say one more? Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. No way.

No way. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Ew. Holy shit! No way! Holy shit! Oh my god! That was amazing! You've got to be bleeding dude! That was great! That might have been the best rip of my career! He ripped skin! Yeah he broke skin!

Wait, you're bleeding? Yeah. In the linen. That hurts so bad Can we already hear that back? I would like to hear that sound again Why did I say one more? That sounded like a gunshot

That hurts so bad That hurts so much more than a mouse trap Holy shit You cracked that thing Holy shit You're good at it You You're good. You're good It's what it's what I do. Why the fuck did I say one more? God damn that was a nice fucking crack.

Another day in paradise. I think we could do that a million times. She's going to always end up being you. It really is the perfect combo. If it was anyone else, I'd probably pull some punches. Yeah. Well, maybe not everybody. Anyone else want to get? Who won?

Who did win? Brandon? Brandon won. Brandon won. Brandon won. Brandon won. Best dress for the day. Brandon, you got to wear it out. I'm going to. I might wear it to wear it out. I'm going to.

I'm not taking it off. I might wear it to the baseball game. Are you going to go to dinner tonight? We had dinner last night. Oh, you're not going to do it again? Yeah, I ate dinner last night too. No, well, we had to do Mother's Day dinner last night because tonight we have games.

Tomorrow we have games. So it's just games, games, games. Wear it to the game. You guys gave me the confidence. I'm going to wear this for the rest of the day. Oh, man. You should. We have to. I definitely have a mark. You'll do it? No, I won game. You guys gave me the confidence. I'm going to wear this for the rest of the day. Oh, man. You should. We have to.

I definitely have a mark. You'll do it? No, I won't. You should. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. All right, let's do it. All right.

Shit. You'll go out in that? Yes. All right. I'm going out in this. 100%. Go to the airport like this. That's fine. That's an airport fit yeah oh man

that's gonna leave a mark yeah can i hear it one more time that was such a good crack oh i feel so bad. One more. Yeah, this has to be a fixture of the wheel. Yeah, this is fun. Just you two, though. I mean, I'll volunteer to be the guy. I think you are. I think you're automatic towel winner. Yeah, you're the guy.

Yes, you are. Yeah, all right. You had a hole. No, I mean, I don't want to, but I'll volunteer. Yeah, I think you have to. I was big of you. Yeah. Huge of you.

I'll be the all-time wither. It's only fair. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. Please subscribe. Everyone have a great weekend. Go take a risk with fashion.

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