The Yak - Fella Friday Leads to an All-Time KB Moment | The Yak 5-3-24

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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Pull those hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Promo code Yak. Welcome to Fellow Friday. We made it. JB, what are you trying to prove? Looks good. Lip mist test for next week.

Oh, it's a soft launch. I feel like this is something that I would confidently wear to like a beach event. You look good. Nice shirt. Was that purchased in Hawaii? I got crazier for next week, yeah. We'll see.

You heard that sound you heard is the air compressor we got. We got the air compressor We got We got an air compressor Getting in there Yeah How's everyone feeling? Good

How are you feeling? I feel I feel good I feel good I ate some mushrooms This morning For the Star Wars Fantasy thing

Oh fuck Oh really? Yeah I'm actually I actually ate the perfect amount Because I was feeling great During the Star Wars Now I'm feeling

Semi back to normal-ish. Yeah? Ish. How many did you go with? Are you feeling more positive or negative effects? Oh, positive. I mean, my tummy hurts a little, but I'm happy. Right, yeah. I feel good, yeah. That's the blue milk, too. Yeah, the blue milk. I saw the blue milk.

Brought the blue milk out. I feel good. I feel good. I actually did it. I think I did it perfectly. I'm still going to be able to play basketball in a couple hours That was my whole goal This is more than a micro dose Yeah it was a little bit more than a micro dose Less than a What would you call that? Major dose?

Just a regular dose What is a bigger dose? A full dose A dose? That's not a word There's a hero dose which you want to avoid Yeah that's bad. Go through the wall? Yeah, stuff like that.

You don't want to go through the wall. Yeah, there are dudes out there that take like 7 to 10 grams and then shut their eyes and lay in bed and just like see what happens. That's crazy. Yeah. That's fucking nuts. Couldn't have met. No, but microdosing a little more than microdosing is good.

It makes you happy friday i tried it on this show and it kind of like freaked me out really in the context of i was a little freaked out in the in the mostly sports show yeah like having a live microphone right yeah i didn't i didn't talk much yeah you let your mask talk for you yeah right i had a mask on yeah i was just looking at Playboy. You know, just guys being dudes. I was scrolling through that one. It's a what? Oh.

Not for me. Really? Yeah. That Playboy? Yeah, that Playboy. Bushes were still a thing. So? They were just big.

They were just daunting. Daunting bushes. You got a little nose or something? I've been covered with milk all morning. I got blue milk in every orifice right now. Better be that than anything else. Milk boy. Yeah, a little blue milk.

So what do you guys want to do first? Do we want to do... I think we should get KB in the balloon last. I thought the balloon was last. That feels like a grand finale. Yeah, yeah. So should we do Fellow Friday first? Almost have to.

Hey, what do we think about our co-worker, Pat Pev? He's going through it. Yeah. I thought I had two thoughts. Oh. Two thoughts. A. No.

No, you only pick one. I want B first. You can only pick. I think you can only pick one. B. I want B. I think pick your best thought. I don't want to hear.

I don't have time for all of time to suss through all these thoughts. I want one thought. No, it has to be two thoughts. All right, but give us B first. B first? I think what he did with throwing the basketball in the crowd was quite stupid, and maybe he was in the heat of the moment, but it was very dumb, and it's going to cost him.

He's not dumb, but it was a very dumb move, and it's going to cost him a lot of games and a lot of money. And then A. People making a big deal out of him talking to the reporter like that are the biggest pussies in the world. That was a nothing burger, and he was promoting his podcast, and they act like it's the most important thing ever. She's going to survive, and everything's going to be okay. Will she, though? Everybody's overreacting to that shit.

So the fact that the reporters are making a bigger deal out of the press conference than the throwing the ball in the stands shows you how stupid our sports media is. There. Done. I like that. Good job, Brandon. Thanks. You like A better than B? Yeah, but I like that you presented B first. Okay.

She is going to die eventually. Yeah. Not from this? You don't know that. I do know that. No, no, no, no, no. I will go on record as saying that pat bev did not kill that lady yesterday what if she didn't get the quote she needed for the story she writes the

story the story is not as good as it could have been her boss sees that it's not as good as it could have been she gets fired now she can't feed her family so she gives the what little food she does have to her kids they're thereby starving herself now she's dead so yeah that wasn't a crazy that's not that crazy yeah that's that's kind of how this is going to play out meanwhile the other girl in the stand just kind of go hey we do the basketball throwing the basketball is crazy well they are meant to be thrown yeah they do it a thousand times a game yeah yeah but there's a there's a court area for it and then there's a there's a there's an area for the for the crowd so no throwing basketballs unless you're on a basketball court is what you're saying what are you doing so maybe

the girl in the crowd tweeted the word yes i'm saying i'm saying don't throw basketballs at the at the crowd what if they ask for one don't throw them with with with speed don't don't throw them swiftly how swift was it yeah why would when baseball players do it it's awesome it's why has this become a referendum why what if players throw a ball in the crowd it's like oh yeah what if a woman's like oh my god i'm bleeding someone i need something to stop this blood and pep is like here a basketball yeah should he not throw that with pace does anybody else else have any thoughts on this, Pat Bev? I don't. I'm done taking moral or ethical stances.

The best part is. I like that. The best part is he gave it back to. Pat Bev goes, hold on. Let me get that back. Yeah. I want slipped. I hit a woman.

Yeah. I don't think he should have thrown the ball. Yeah. That was a mistake. That was a stupid thing to do. But the reporter thing is just nothing. It is fucking nothing. Kyle, I'm with you.

I'm not going to take any more. Yeah, I sin with sincerity every day, and I'm not going to. I like that. What book are we living by? That's a great quote. Yeah. I sin with sincerity. Stop with the more.

Yeah. You look like a Hawaiian youth pastor after you said that. That sounded like a phrase a Hawaiian youth pastor would say. We should do a lot more of who cares. Okay, so what do y'all think about bringing up the issues of the day and just goes, who cares? Who fucking cares, dude? Y'all see these protests on these campuses? Who cares?

Who cares? Boring. Oh, my God. We have an election coming up. Who cares? Who fucking cares? Boring. Oh, my God. We have an election coming up. Who cares? Who fucking cares? Seriously, who does care? I don't care.

I don't give a fuck. This should just be a no caring podcast. Any issue. We don't care. No, we do care about Kate's beef fart yesterday. Oh, I don't want to go back there. They did call it a beef fart, didn't they? From hell.

I want to say I'm proud of everyone who speed run that. That was incredible. That was a good performance. What are the question marks next to Che mean? He never farted? Che, you didn't fart? I didn't. There was a miscommunication.

I didn't duck it intentionally. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the miscommunication on fart eliminating? So I didn't fart early. I went to go get a snack. I saw people were getting snacks. Came back. I sat down.

I started eating snacks. Then I got the idea to go get a soda and a popcorn. I went to go do that. As I'm coming back, I see Nick, KB, and Mook walking out. And those were, I think, the three left in the studio. And they said the show had ended. So at that point, so you need to fart I did make a statement this morning about it

did you fart in the statement? you farted in the statement? let's see the statement let's play the statement Steven also by the way yesterday texted the group and someone had hit him up and was like, great idea for the LeBron JJ Reddick podcast. Don't listen to all the other guys.

Your idea was great. And he's like, see, still not understanding that it had nothing to do with the idea. Because you even said it was a good idea. I said it was a good idea. It was nothing to do with the idea. And then finally he was like, I think I understand your point. But it was a good idea i said it was a good idea it was nothing to do with the idea and then finally he was like i i think i understand your point but it was also an idea they've probably heard a thousand times and have had a thousand times yeah yeah probably well that was the gist of the guy's dm is like that's what people always tell them yeah so i i'd never seen

the show on youtube i just um wait so what wait see you on or listen on spot. So you don't even... No, he's right. On the show on Spotify, they do exactly what he said. But you don't even care because you weren't even watching it. No, but it would still be helpful to have it later in the episode. Got it. Still would be helpful to not have to tell him. Yes.

The critique. Who cares? There we go. Good cares? There you go. Good point. There you go, Steven. I'm in the Axe studio right now. Fart Eliminator. Show ended.

I had not farted. Wait, pause it. Not intended. Have you been eating popcorn all day? How do you have the same popcorn mouth that you do right now? Had to try and stay loaded. Today? This was today.

Oh, okay. I went to go get snacks, as a few people did. Came back. Sat down. I love the tone here. As I was doing that, I saw Nick, KB, and Luke. He's just saying the same thing. That's on me.

I need to communicate a lot better. 100% my fault. My statement on it right now. Quick statement. A little baby fart. That was a little baby fart. A little baby duck. Nice job, Steven.

Do you see the rankings video? Oh, no. Yeah, it's... We don't have to watch all these farts. Why? This guy just ranked all the farts. Oh, okay. Jack, we had another fart limit.

You're the best son of a fart. This guy's good, buddy. I love this guy. This is great. Rank SBD. Che, incomplete. At eight, we have KB. At seven, we have Za.. At seven, we have Zah.

I got nothing. Who was that? Right here. At six, Mook. At five, we have Titus. There you go. Oh, Titus. At four, we have Big Cat.

Oh, my God. That was a good part. Good order. At three, we have Brandon. Brandon. At two, we have Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. At two, we have TJ. Yeah.

And at number one, we have Kate. Don't listen. Oh. God damn it. That was like from one of the Stooges. Chester A. Arthur. I knew it was going to be. That's disgusting, Kate. Disgusting. Arthur. I knew it was going to be. That's disgusting, Gabe.

Disgusting. I spent 24 hours avoiding that. Shout out that guy, though, to be like, clear my schedule, got to rank some farts. That dropped like 30 minutes after the show. Yeah. That's incredible work. No, we don't need that. Beef from hell.

Who wrote beef from hell? Beef from hell. Thanks, Gabe. Who said beef from hell? Crazy, guys. Beef from hell said beef from hell? Crazy. Beef from hell. Beef from hell, Jen? I didn't need that.

That's all my Jim Ross shit. Oh, my God. That is crazy. Beef from hell. Beef from hell is a little much. A little much. All right. Should we do some fellas?

I'm excited. It's been so long. I like to get them organically i don't like people to send them to me and i struggled this time and so they're not well we'll get into it mine's homegrown there's homegrown is it one of your kin no no but mine is not sent to me mine is out there My own algorithm So excited Yeah I only brought one

I don't know how many Y'all brought How do we want to do it How did we do it last time Didn't we just draw I think we had a wheel For the matchups And you would

That's right Set in your champion That's right And we have Who won the last one Was it John Stamos No It was the first one

It was George Stryzer IPA Has won the first one George Stryzer IPA Yeah Did we have a second one? We had a second one. Yeah.

Was it Moog Swampland? It wasn't Moog's paraplegic, was it? I think it might have been my guy. It definitely wasn't your Swampland? Was it Swampland? No, he wasn't. No, he didn't win. No, I think he lost in the finals.

Yeah. He had a great syndrome. The chat knows who won, TJ. Are they saying? Chat should know. Swamp land. Swamp land. I don't remember who won.

Wait, strong guy. Or was that the first one? Yes. Oh, yes. That guy was incredible. From West Virginia, yeah. Was he? Uh-huh.

Oh, the church preacher who had just the most insane reveal of his body. Yeah, Strongy McChrist. What was his name? TJ, anyone on the chat got it? He's from Mannington. We're catching up. We're catching up. Catching up, catching up, catching up.

I'll say this. I'm loaded with fellas, and one of my guys is missing limbs, but I'm not going to trot him out. Oh. Unless you guys want that. Yeah, he's on the bench right now. I think that might be your thing, Mook. I think on fellow Friday, we come to expect Mook to throw out.

We have three. I brought one. I brought one as well. I have two. I have two fellas. Did you bring one? Seven. So there's ten of us. Okay. So how do we do a ten team? All right. there's ten of us. Okay. So how do we do a ten team, Brian? Alright, alright. Hold on.

Or do we do a play-in for all the backups? We do twelve old school NFL playoffs. You gotta stop eating. It lingers in the mouth. Don't eat popcorn. Sorry, I just finished. Let's focus on the fact that he said let's do an old school NFL playoff.

So we do two buys. Two buys? Four buys. How do we determine? Four buys, four playing. How are we doing buys? Steven, don't let him be mean to you. That's a good idea.

Yeah, I mean, if there's 12. Who cares? Honestly, yeah. Steven, keep eating popcorn if you want. They're being really mean. Why don't we just do a 10-team just will we'll just deal with it when we get there are we officially at 10 do we count them up there's 10 of us i have two does that help i have okay so then so then we have 11 i can remove one of mine 12 is an easier bracket i have

10 oh okay so then we have 12 all Mm-hmm. All right, so put TJ and Titus twice on the wheel. Twelve also isn't easy, is it? For bracketology? Yeah. Whoever submitted a winner before should get a buy. Wait, what? Twelve? Four play-ins, four buys. It should be random.

Okay, all right. Just, just, whatever. Oh, yeah, 12 is a problem. Correct. You look at the division champion. 12 cuts us down to 6. 6 cuts us down to 3. Oh, you know what? Final 3? Final 3.

I go 12, 6 to 3. And then we have final 3. That's quite nice. Good job, Che. 12 was a good idea. That wasn't really... Old school NFL style. You know the Super Bowl when they idea. Yeah. That wasn't really. Old school NFL style. You know the Super Bowl when they had three teams?

That would be awesome. Yeah. A three-team Super Bowl? Yeah. The best team from the regular season automatically makes the Super Bowl. And they play one game? Yeah. They all play at the same time. Three in zones.

At the same time. Yeah. It's kind of awesome. Okay. So, TJ, so then let's get the wheel, and then we'll start the bracket of the fellas. I really struggled today. I've been looking since last night, and I finally... Oh, Zah.

Well, that way I'll keep going. Zah, you're going up against... Let's see. Titus. up against let's see titus wow or tj tj boys tj slippery slippery wheel there's a slippery wheel slippery wheel you're right okay Let's dive into some fellas. How many followers does your fellas have? Mine has 18,000. One of my guys is in the 20s, but one of them is under 1,000. I love that. Got a 200 piece or...

200? Oh, that's what I was looking for. Oh, shit. Somebody sent me somebody that it's a YouTube account with only one subscriber, and I couldn't share. I felt too bad. Oh, yeah. I was torn by several where I couldn't share. I felt too bad. Oh, yeah. I was torn by several where I was like, mm. It can be too low.

What if it was the person who sent you it? It wasn't. Oh. He just wanted to get out there. Yeah. I'm more interested in the one subscriber than the guy that sent it. The guy that sent it to me is the subscriber. That's the one subscriber.

Oh, okay. Just the one. He's really first. I almost submitted a guy with half a million because he was so good. Oh, we could still watch him. Marcus Pork? Marcus Pork. Now we have to watch Marcus Pork.

Now I got to out on Marcus Pork. You're out on Marcus Pork? Oh, no. That's a work. Let us decide. It's a work? It's got to be a work. No way that's a real guy.

Do his cuddling t-shirt. He's got like merch and stuff. He makes merch. He draws it by hand and then sells it. I don't think he draws it by hand. Marcus Pork? Marcus Pork ain't a work. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. Oh, no. This could be a legacy Fellow Friday for Nick. He brought us the guy who swallows shit. No, that was a non-Fellow Friday. This is Marcus Pork? Okay. Yeah, that's Marcus Pork.

Okay. I like Marcus Pork. What's that? what's 34 years old me too and i can prove it with my new design i am 34 available now he sells his shirts only wear this if you are 33 like me i like marcus cuddling It was great It's lesbian time? If you are a heterosexual Then keep scrolling straighty This design is for the lesbos It's lesbian time

Let's have a crush on the gender And the nuzzling with the homos Also in queer version, bi version And classic boy gay version If you are a heterosexual Then keep scrolling straighty Oh keep... Marcus Ford rocks. Oh, yeah, Marcus Ford rocks. Oh, yeah, he rocks.

I kind of want one of his designs. There was one more I wanted to see. He had one for rich sluts. Yeah. I caught that. Yeah. Hello, fashion brand. I have found your address on the web.

So if you continue ignoring me, I will have no choice but to come to your office and have a meeting about collaboration. All I want is to design high-end fashion for rich sluts. Respond ASASAP. So you think it's a work? I think it might be. ASASAP was better. Well, it's a great work. His grandson is probably writing this for him to say.

It's still a great work. Oh, I love Fashion Break Company. Yeah. Anyway. No, yeah. Marcus Pork rocks. Yeah, I think he rocks. I want to follow Marcus Pork.

I wish I had an old grandpa to take advantage of. Yeah. Just cash in. Okay, so we have Zav versus Titus. Kyle, did you used to do prank videos on your grandma? Did I? That was Nico. That was Nico, okay.

You always told her there's a fire coming. You'd wake her up from her nap. Yeah. Dude, that's like, I mean. There's a fire on its way. The greatest was Bam Margera and Phil. Oh, yeah. Just beat the fuck out of them in the middle of the night.

Bam. All this prank rules. Come on, Bam. I got to work in the morning. He's just beating his ass. Oh, come on, Bam. Dad's ass. Bam.

Bam, come on. Imagine being half asleep and just having your ass beat by your son. That is pretty funny. Yeah, it's hilarious. That's pretty fucking funny. So funny. It's a good ass prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. Yeah, it's hilarious. It's pretty fucking funny. So funny. It's a good-ass prank. It's a prank.

Any prank on my father, just fucking punch him in the face. It's a great prank. Knock him out. Fucking. Come on, fam. All right, so, yeah, let's do the first matchup. That was the entire show. Yeah, it was so great.

This dude was sent to me, I think like a week ago. I was floored by his hair. His hair is, yeah, he does these carousel Twitter, no, sorry, carousel TikTok posts. Okay. Of his day kind of deal. Oh, the photo carousel yeah oh yeah okay yeah i can already tell okay the air is is something else all right let's dive into him my worst time oh yeah oh yeah love him yeah he's good oh he's good. And this is every day? Yeah, he just posts random day in the life of whatever the fuck he's doing.

There's some shocking images in here. Oh. Yeah, yeah. No, he's jarring. Okay. Was he just shaving his body in a- Oh. Oh, my God.

Is that a rest stop? Is that a pilot? Yeah, that's a pilot. Oh, he's a truck? Is he a truck? Oh. Oh. Hell yeah. Oh. Oh a pilot. Oh, he's a truck? Is he a truck? Oh. Oh. Hell yeah.

Oh. Mm. Ugh. Oh. What is that? Oh, my God. Oh. Oh.

Jesus Christ. Oh, okay. Who was that? Uh. Like a worm ramen? I like this guy. Uh. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Oh, healthy. A salad. Oh, milk? With a jug of milk. Oh, a jug of milk. I was just sitting there. Shay's getting it. Shay. Settle down, Shay.

Shay. Did he make his own drink? He got some salad on his lips there? I can't believe he doesn't have more followers. Oh. What? You can't believe he doesn't have more followers. Oh! What? You can't believe he doesn't have more.

Similar to the last. I'm shocked he has that many followers. Oh, I hate that he looks like me if I got stung by a bee. Just like you. Oh, and a lot of beef. Oh. Is that an American flag? I like this guy a lot.

110k. I was clawed by the hair. That's a great one, Zaha. What's an American flag? I like this guy a lot. 110K. Roger Slough. He had an ass clawed by the hair. Yeah. That's a great one, Slough. Okay. Going up against Titus. TJ.

TJ. Slippery wheel. Slippery wheel. Slippery wheel. Fuck, fuck, fuck. This guy, I've been following him probably since the last Fellow Friday. Both of my guys have been following since then. This guy followed me back this week.

So I would assume he's not aware. You'll see him shortly. I would assume he's not aware that this is a thing that we do because I don't know if he speaks English but Roberto Duran music. I'm assuming no relation to the boxer. Oh not a big following.

Okay. 522. That was it? Good music. Good music. Oh, he's good. Yeah. Zero comments. Zero likes. Zero comments, zero likes.

One save, though. Sometimes he has guns. Oh, I want to see the guns. Oh. That's a fake gun. That's a fake gun. I want the real gun. No, never has a real gun. Do the cowboy hats.

At least one cowboy hat. Que mancha tan negra. Es la pobreza. Pero en mi corazón pretty good shit yeah yeah oh shit his poor wife filming these weird assumption to make Oh, Jesus. Shit. His poor wife filming these. Weird assumption to make. Telemonk?

Hell yeah. All right, so we got to vote. Oh, this is tough. Oh, that's your deal. And Duran. Walk off. It's Duran. It's Duran.

Yeah, walk off Duran. I live on a ranch and only have fake guns. It's so funny. Oh, yeah. This is a three-minute long video. I think this might be the first guy in disguise. It could very well be. All right, I think Durant goes, right? Durant's going to the next level.

I say Durant only because I think he's got more in the tank than the other guy. Oh, he's a leaf blower. I vote Duran. I vote Duran as well. No, I'm team trucker. Wait, let's see what he does with this. Okay. That's all I know.

I mean, it's Duran. Duran. Duran. Duran all I know. I mean, it's Durant. Viva Aguascalientes. Durant. Durant. Durant. Durant. Viva Aguascalientes. Oh, it's a wrap. All right.

Okay. Okay. Fine. Durant's into the next round. That was good good start I love this it's just finding

the weirdest places on the internet makes me feel better about myself makes you feel a little worse yeah me too I kind of wish I had these guys talent

yeah and like they're posting regularly just they say ignorance is bliss and these guys are really happy i'm sure yeah oh definitely they're the happiest they have to be although they'd be happier if they probably got some more likes and interact yeah i don't know i don't think they care

let's get to ran let's let's get to ran some more they just want to sing or clap or get a haircut or go to two concerts in a day just regular stuff yeah he's he sent his progress report today it was just the concerts he went to two concerts he also had a video talking about his how he was crying rolling stones and you would think that his dad was dead He went to two concerts. He went to two concerts. He also had a video talking about his, how he was crying Rolling Stones,

and you would think that his dad was dead, the way he talked about it. He's like, I'm just crying because my dad used to listen to Rolling Stones with me. Yeah. Why didn't he just go with you to the concert? What's that? He was crying? He was crying. He said he was crying. He said he was crying? He was crying

He said he was crying He said he was crying He said I'm happy I have these glasses on I'm crying You know Those tears gotta come out like the soaker setting on the hose I don't understand how those are Okay so Duran is into the next round

It's a good start Let's spin it again Slippery wheel. Real slick. That's a real slippery wheel. Oop. KB? Or me?

Slippery wheel. Slippery wheel. Brandon. Brandon Good matchup How we doing boys Great first round matchup This is typically like a final four matchup Final three Here we are in the first round

Kyle which one TikTok or Instagram I'll start with What's the TikTok name are in the first round. What a treat. Kyle, which one? TikTok or Instagram? I'll start with what's the TikTok name? JetBlast69. Let's start with him. We can run through the honorable mentions after, too. Okay. 12 is a bad number.

12's fine. We're going to have the three-way finale. I don't know why I couldn't do the math. NCAA would never do this shit. They could never have a three-way. So you have to be 8 or 16. Yeah. I guess that makes sense.

Three-way finale. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. So this guy, he just takes pictures with and of women. Oh. Nice. Dude, baller. Hell yeah and of women. Oh. Nice.

Dude, baller. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. So these are just random women. Oh, he's not even in that. He travels the world and just gets pics with women. Oh, I bet he does.

And he's Jet Blast 69? Hell yeah. Hmm. He's got a face you can keep looking at. Oh, there's always something to discover yeah a lot of area something sinister in my heart oh multiple women he looks like the bad guy in dune he does yeah i agree jay i like this let's see another one let's see if he's just being nice to jay 202 he looks like the guy in dune oh chow time here in chicago let's see another one. Why are you being nice to Jay? 202 followers?

He looks like the guy in Dune. Oh, chow time here in Chicago. Let's see what he did. Oh, was this the porn? This is definitely the porn. Wait, go back. Go back, TJ. Oh, he's a porn guy. K3 is done here in Chicago.

Click that one. Yeah, this is the porn convention. Watch this off camera first. It's him fucking. Jet Blast 69 to be the end of that. This guy might be the most porn guy ever. He might be. He's the perfect embodiment of the guys that go to the porn conventions.

He's just looking into the future of Glennie Balls. What, is Glennie not a porn guy? He's a porn guy. He's got Fleming vibes, but... Glennie doesn't have Fleming vibes. This guy. Yeah. Oh, Porn Fleming.

Oh, he's Porn Fleming? Porn Fleming. Instead of the Mets, it was porn. I'm just getting mad at porn. They said motherfucking DP. I only see one motherfucking cock. He's chewing a ball gag apart.

Another gag. She can't take the whole thing. I'm cursed. Get the motherfucking cock. Another POV of his asshole. Balls flopping around another another cutaway right as I was

going to cum I was just about to cum we just created the fella what's his name Jet Jet Speeds

Jet Blast Jet Blast 69 yeah I can't show the end of that so how about the very Bambi goodnight let's see the deer Jet Blast 69. Yeah, I can't show the end of that. How about the very Bambi Good Night? Let's see the deer.

So is Jet Blast 69 in reference to his coming power? Yes, absolutely. Wow. This one's wholesome. And he lives in New Jersey. We need to get Porn Fleming and Fleming together. Yes. On a walk.

Fleming meet Porn Fleming. This is incredible. Yes. On a walk. Fleming meet porn Fleming. This is incredible. This is a bizarre world. He's not a fella. He's a Fleming. That's a good t-shirt. Fleming Friday. It's a different category.

Totally different. Is there any we can watch? It's like not very often porn or women. It's usually just whatever he's doing. He flies a lot, I guess. He's got a lot of videos of him flying. Not in airplanes. Does he go to Asia a lot?

Uh-oh. Cancer surgery? That's an interesting one. Oh. Oh. Good for him. And then every once in a while, it's women. Oh, what's his lesion?

What was that? What's his lesion? What is that? Oh! Oh! Oh, damn it! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What's his legion? What is that? Oh, damn it. You got to document that.

I've seen that exotica in Chicago. Oh, Chicago. Yeah. Let's get him on the show. Well, no, he flew in here. I think he flies here for porn. Specifically for the porn. It's a business trip.

Uh-oh. Doctors and porn. And flights. Okay. I like this guy a lot. And a Raiders touchdown. Oh. Sports guy.

He's a Raiders fan. Probably in Vegas for a porn convention. So we got to get Raiders. We got to get porn. Wait, does he work? Oh, my God. Is he a brown guy? Oh, no.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yeah. He's the one keeping us safe. Jet blast. We thought, come. How foolish. He's not a creep at all. Damn.

How that makes sense. He just works at the airport. The guy just works at the airport. What was the video that looked to be just like a cavern was that his ear hole? That explains all the travel to That's a spider. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's a kind of defense mechanism. Here's a spider. Here's a plane. Here's a woman I'm going to jack off to. Yeah. This man is a renaissance man. Throwing a Raiders touchdown. Yeah.

Okay, good one, Kyle. Good seats. Good crowd noise. That's a great video of a football game where we can't see anything. Okay, that's a good one, Kyle. He's real good. All right. Brandon? I'm not sure.

Going up against Porn Fleming. Possible to have any two more diametrically opposed. So when I do this, I never intend on winning. I just want to find something in my algorithm that entertains me. I don't take suggestions. It's just what I watch that entertains me. And if I weren't here yakking with you fine folks. Just beautiful folks. I'd rather be at home

in Mississippi on a lake talking shit, drinking beers with my buddies. You don't drink beers. Watching my buddies drink beer. Okay. This is a deer camp in South Mississippi. A bunch of older...

This is very Brandon Walker. Go. Is this your deer camp? No, this is just. You know how to stop shooting. Oh, wow. At your risk. He ain't going nowhere now.

I didn't know he was a buck. I just seen the fade come through the bush. The first shot, I swear to God, I missed buck. I just seen the fade come through the bush. The first shot, I swish, I missed him. I saw that deal coming. He was coming between me and him. Do you understand? Pause this. Pause this.

So this is exactly why. Y'all aren't going to understand a word. Yeah. They're very, very southern, and their entire TikTok, their entire account is just them sitting around talking shit about the deer they kill. They were talking deer? They were talking deer. Let me see if I can.

They have, okay, they're deer hunters that hunt with dogs. And a lot of times they'll talk glowing about their dogs. A lot of times the stories are about the dogs. So when he goes, sometimes when he sounds like he's going, bip, bip, bip, that could be a dog barking or a gun blasting. The ringleader's name is Blacktop, and he's in the back, bip, bip. That could be a dog barking or a gun blasting. The ringleader's name is Blacktop and he's in the back there. You'll see.

You just put this on and hang out with him? I'd like to go there right now. If they said I could come, I'd leave here right now and get on a plane and go hang out with him. The leader is Blacktop?

Laid into his ass. He's coming most toward him so I just let him go around. Then when I got through shooting the shadow, I walked up to him and said, you just been blacked out.

Give me some more. Print the shirts. I love these motherfuckers so much. You've just been blacked out. You can play that one with the guy on the tank top because it's a bunch of them. Talk to him. But anywho, we didn't even put the goat to the walker, dog.

You know, we believe in them blue cheeks, man. These real deal trail dogs. We got plenty of them. But we also got to let y'all know we got these high-powered walkers, too. They real trail. Tell him. I just want to say this. My brother saying that right there.

Motherfucker think we ain't got no goddamn walk goddamn walking the trail and jumping and all this around. What did he say? What did he just say? Well, what he said was these motherfuckers think they only have a certain type of dog. But in fact, they have many types of dog. What did he say at the very beginning? No idea. You don't know either?

I couldn't hear him. I got one going to jump, run. He going to cross the road and all this shit right here. Well, we got one going to jump, run. He going to cross the road and all this shit right here. Well, we got one going to jump, run, and lay in your sofa. Well, TJ. All right. Go back to the. Look at how many beers there are.

A lot of beers. The three I sent you, TJ, if you can go back. I don't remember because I had not seen that one that you just played. The three I sent you originally. Play one of those. I want these guys to do a yak. Yeah. Here, this is a good one. I want these guys to do a yak. Yeah. When he killed that deer, it was in the big hole.

Oh, they was in the big hole. Yeah. They were in the big hole. So I told Chaz, man, look here. At the same day, I said, I'll make one more draft. We done went to Big K and got us a case of beer. Went to the store and got a case of beer. Oh, y'all got the Budweiser. Budweiser.

I can see why you hot. Man, we pulled up there. You had that look in. I couldn't see me on. I said, watch this right here. And I called him. I said, hey, my dog coming through there by the tunnel. On a good buck.

They took off. They said, Calhoun, where you you going you didn't hear what blacktop said he got a big buck going they already know so is that all deer talk yeah it's all deer talk yeah it's calhoun one of them uh i don't know who calhoun was that was blacktop right there uh yeah that's standing over a dead deer they just sit around and talk talk about and sometimes they'll talk about one of them uh mr deer and they just uh they just roasted his ass oh no i see that i don't remember which one it is but it was uh it was they'll they'll roast them for missing deer they'll talk about the dogs they talk about the dogs with great reverence um we never see we never meet the dogs

you don't even see them never seen them but i i will sit there and watch these guys talk deer. Because they're from South Mississippi, which is deeper Mississippi than I'm from. Is this like Gulf Coast? It's more middle. It's like above. It's like right around the, they call it the Pine Belt, I think. Okay. Which is above the coast, but below the, it's above the below, but below the upper.

Oh. Of course. That makes sense. Jody Messina. I used to come pick you up at 1 o'clock in the morning to go turn loose. You did, right? So I know what she gonna do. Listen. I'm telling you, man.

I had to take $3, $4 to turn loose. I take $1. $1 fucking doll. I know what that means. When I know she done started, but she ain't by herself. What's the guy in the middle doing? Listening. His leg and vibing. It's a stinky leg. I told him when I turned, he ain't going to get a chance. You ain't going to get a chance. This boy told me.

This boy said he seen the biggest buck in his life in front of Donald. Get who Donald Junkerman is. Yours. I'm trying to tell you. You're not even from Richardson, Mississippi. No, you're not. Where'd you come from? Where'd you come from? Way over there.

From over here. Way over there. McLean, Mississippi. Yes, sir. Buck Mouse's ENT, baby. Yep. We don't play. Uh- Yep. We don't play. Uh-uh.

We don't play. Fuck them. Oh, they're drinking liquor, too? Yeah. I need you with them. Yeah. Brandon's face was glowing. I love everything about it.

This is my uncle Donnie. He's not black, but they do this. They just sit around, they drink, they drink a bunch of liquor, and they just talk a bunch of shit. Oh, yeah. That's an easy W for those guys. That's my favorite. Yeah, blacktop.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. What was his line? Yeah, he just got blacktopped. Yeah, he just got blacktopped. That's fair. He just got blacktopped. I need these guys to come up here.

They wouldn't come up here. They're not coming up here. They're not coming. No. You could go down to them. Just do a yak and just let them talk. Gentlemen like this have a couple counties they cover, and that's about as far as they care to go.

So we got to go to them. If you give me the permission, I'll leave this show right now. You will leave right now and go down there. Yep. No, you got stuff this weekend. I actually don't have anything. No, I got a game tonight. Yeah, you're coaching.

I forgot coaching. I got a game tonight and a game tomorrow and two games tomorrow. Hmm. Oh, that sounds like a lot. Game tonight. A game tonight, a game tomorrow, and two games tomorrow. Two games tomorrow. That's three games tomorrow?

No, that's four games tomorrow. Game tonight, game tomorrow, and two games tomorrow? That equals four tomorrow. Three games tomorrow. That's three games tomorrow? No, that's four games tomorrow. Game tonight, game tomorrow, and two games tomorrow? That equals four tomorrow. Three games tomorrow. One of the games tomorrow. I don't know what y'all are. A game tonight, a game tomorrow, and then two tomorrow. Three goes four tomorrow?

But tonight's game is tomorrow. Tonight's game is tomorrow. They moved. Okay. Can't wait. I'm following. How's the team looking? Well.

Uh-oh. Oh, no. No, the softball guy that I told you about. The guy that wears his jersey. I didn't think he recognized me. He's on to me. He said last night, you're holding out on me. You work at Barstool.

And I said, yeah. He listened, yeah. That's the end of that story. Did you wear baseball pants? No, it was picture night last night. We had picture night. So, you know what we did on picture night? We took pictures.

Right. And what we did was we all got in our uniforms, and we stood in front of a camera, and they clicked it. And that was the picture. You got in a uniform? I did. I wore my uniform yesterday. What's the team name?

We're Antioch Blue. Cool. Oh. Yeah, and we often play Antioch Red. And the way you can tell the difference is we're wearing blue and they're wearing red. Hmm. Hmm. Is that the only two teams in Antioch?

We play around other towns, too. So I think there's two teams for us and two teams for another town. So it's like the Bloods and the Crips? Yes, it's exactly like the Bloods and the Crips. Yeah. Tonight we play in Antioch, and tomorrow we play a game in Round Lake. So it's like the Bloods and the Crips? Yes, it's exactly like the Bloods and the Crips. Tonight we play in Antioch, and tomorrow we play a game in Round Lake. Wait, are you playing in Antioch Red tonight? No, I don't know who we're playing tonight.

We're playing in Antioch, and then we're playing at Round Lake tomorrow, and then our other two games tomorrow, I don't know where we're playing, but those are other two kids. Also, the daughter might have a game. Tonight? Tomorrow? Yep. Same thing. And then two tomorrow? Mm- game. Tonight? Tomorrow? Yep. Same thing. And then two tomorrow?

Mm-hmm. Got a lot of games. All right, you guys advance. Yes. Good. I would like to still talk to Porn Fleming. He almost entered his own category of a Fleming. He's a Fleming.

He should just do Fleming Friday. Find his fine Flemings. Larger men obsessed with something. Yeah, right. Okay. find his find Fleming's larger men obsessed with something yeah right okay let's see who's or Brandon why don't you do

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personalized gift messages from you and free lifetime guarantee free scent ends tomorrow only at i hate stevenSinger.com. IHStevenSinger.com. The ad's done. Wait, go back to that one. IHStevenSinger.com. Malasek was very upset yesterday. He was really mad at me.

He shouldn't have held the motherfucker's hand. Was he mad at you? He was like, what, like, we're just going to spy on everybody all the time now? Oh, yeah, maybe. A kid just sit in this room with seven cameras pointed at him in peace? Do you think, I mean, he's going to, he'll do it again. He'll do it again. Yeah.

Go back. Oh. Uh-oh. Eye contact. They are sitting for, oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. The tension is crazy. They are sitting for... Oh. Oh. Oh.

The tension is crazy. It is. Kiss. Oh. Contact. What the fuck? Touch the bottom of his shoe. They're about to do it again.

I think they might do it again. Come on. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Oh, come on. Come on, John. What? Come on.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, they know. They know. Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. Yeah. He's mad. What? Come on. Oh. Oh. Oh, they know. They know. Oh. Oh, shit.

Yeah. He's mad. He is mad. He's mad. Shouldn't have done it. No, sir. Come here. Fuck.

Fuck. We got leaks in the office Is it just that one spot? There's a few I gotta get it figured out What's up? Just come on Whoa

Oh no You're being a little You mad at us? What's wrong? Are you mad at TJ? I was nervous to come on here Never goes well for me. He's right.

How are you feeling? About what? I'm feeling good. Take your guard down a little bit, man. Bring it down a little. It's never always like a, hey, what's up? Just relax. I said how you feel.

I'm good. And? Are you upset about yesterday? So, this feels, that feels fucked up that we get to just cut into the. Why? I don't know. But that's the room with all the cameras. Yeah, you did nothing wrong.

That room exists solely to have cameras pointed at the couch. I guess I was under the impression or I was under the misconception that this was the Yak studio and then we would hang out in there off of the Yak, not on the show. And then now it's everywhere. Why would you? Look what we did with Rick. No, I know.

And I was team no cameras then. It was bound to happen to me. You didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, are you embarrassed? No, but I also... It could have been way worse. What? Something bad could have happened.

Like what? I don't know. I do weird stuff all the time. I figured it was a safe space. What, were you like sucking his dick before? I'm just... It's just one of those uh... The hidden camera shows I'm not a fan of. But they're not hidden. They're not hidden. They're right there. Also, yesterday, normally the red light comes on on that camera, and it did not come on.

And that was why I also was a little caught off guard. What could you have done that was worse in your mind? We don't pick up audio, so it's nothing you could have said. It's only behavior. No, I know. I'm a handsy guy, you know. Oh. Sounds like we just got a day in the life.

Yeah, no, but it was an unfortunate capture. I think you're fine. I'm not upset about it. You posted it yourself. Well, yeah, like, you know, at that point, what am I going to do? Right. Yeah. I wish it hadn't happened.

That's kind of where I'm at. Was that y'all two's first time doing that? No, definitely not. But, no, I wish the camera had been on at that moment. The rest of the time it was fine. Brandon, you got a question for him? No, I just discovered my chair could swivel. Oh.

What? You just discovered that? I just discovered I could use it this way. And I felt like it was making him more uncomfortable if I swiveled directly. I honestly didn't even notice. Well, you have now, haven't you? You look good. So what was the spark yesterday?

It was talking about good color hair. Yeah. And we go into you and you just grab his thigh, then hold the hand. We're trying to find... Brandon stepped out of the yak for three minutes, and we were trying to find a blonde boy because we forgot he existed. Right. You're close, but not really.

Not even close. You're close. Really? I don't know. No, I do that quite a bit. You do what? With just quigs? With everybody.

You never held my hand once. I don't think we're at that level yet. I've never seen him do it with a woman. You and I are at that level. Yeah, definitely. Pick a hand in here to grab right now. But I'll grab your butt every once in a while. True or false?

It's true. Yeah. It's a sign of endearment. Jake, you... You scare me a little bit. Go hold Ty's hand. I don't know if I would do that to you. Why don't you grab my butt?

Are we going to start doing that? Everybody want to... Yes. Yeah, yes. You should be the grope guy. I want... At Barstool Grope. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You should be the grope guy. I want. At Barstool Grope. Yeah.

Barstool Grope. Yeah. Do it. And Dan, don't wear underwear. No. It'll be. Yeah. Go ahead.

Touch it. Right here. You got. A lot of people would kill for this opportunity. Oh, no. I think his arm is stuck in the chair. He said, don't tell me when. Just putting laundry in the dryer.

Yeah. Oh. Something's laundry in the dryer. Yeah. Oh. Oh, he's stuck. Something's stuck in the dishwasher. Got to grab that fork. Oh, no. Oh, jeez, man. Oh.

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That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That took me by surprise. Dan, fire him. That was a cop.

Yeah, right. Walk on by. What's up, man? You spread asshole a ton. You changed the shape of his asshole. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a cop yeah right walk on by what's up man you spread asshole a tiny you changed the shape of his asshole it'll just i think that was a fool you never want to change shape and it was a little slap anybody else want to be part of that i want it to be more organic uh dupate yeah no pass i want i want our first time to mean something yeah no i don't But as long as everybody's cool with that now Then that's something we'll do You have my consent

That's something we'll do Yeah you can touch me wherever You have my consent to hold my hand or slap my ass Cool I'm in Okay Great Cool

I'm happy we settled that Alright Is the Olympic dream over or what's the status? Why? Is the Did you guys qualify? That's not a sport Oh that's not for

That's not for Oh's not for way oh what 2028 okay we have plenty of time what is the czechs policy on yeah oh pro they're pro very pro oh they're pro gay oh yeah wow very pro very pro very pro very pro well are you gay or you sure? Gay or grope? Gay. Oh, I don't know about that, but they're pro-grope. Okay. For sure.

Okay. They're a handsy people. Oh. Oh, so you're more of a groper and less of a gayer. So you need to just, yeah, you need to just start saying that this is just your culture. Okay. Yeah. It's a cultural thing. It's like Italians and perverts.

Jack's grope. I'm a toucher. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. All right, cool. All right, get back out there. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. All right, cool. All right, get back out there. Sweet.

Yeah. Go grope. Good talk, guys. That was fun. You know, that was great. First one in a while that's been good. You think this went well? Better than I usually would have.

You're the barstool groper. That was all right. Get out there. Okay. Have a day. Nice. Wonder who's going to go grope. Someone just asked him how it went.

He's like, pretty good. Pretty good. Watch your teeth. And he's groping. Spider's ass. Yeah. Yeah. He's a touchy guy.

All right. What do we got for the next matchup? Oh. Oh. Off to group Yeah we just gave him a free pass See if he sits closer this time No He's thinking about it He wants to It's like a buffet for him in there He wants to. Mm-hmm.

It's like a buffet for him in there. Oh, boy. Oh, God damn it. Looks like Mook has a good one. He's looking confident. I got a couple in my bag. It's Mook has a good one. He's looking confident. I got a couple in my bag. It's going to be like a dude. Slip on over to Che.

I'm going to vote for Che. Yeah, same. All right. Do we want my missing limbs guy? Does he play disc golf? Yep. Yeah, I think I do. You think you want him?

Yeah. And I got another good one. Is it somebody going through chemo? No. But he eats cans. It's the can. Oh, I've seen him. Yeah.

So limbs or cans? That's a really good question. I think you have to decide. Give us some. Would you rather your wife have limbs or can Brandon it's cans always I mean you said the limbs you gotta just do it yeah I want the limbs

they're both getting on the field give me Daniel Potts he's the second guy I sent you I said back up missing limbs back up he's my back up He's the second guy I sent you. I said, backup, missing limbs. Backup? He's my backup. Oh, okay.

Oh, you're throwing your backup out. Yeah. He's strong, though. Doesn't feel like he's a backup. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, this guy rocks. Yeah, he does rock. This is awesome. Armless guy does, 94.

Does he only do this, though? That's it. So he doesn't really... Just rips disc golf. Do too much. Okay, give us cans. Wait, you want to see one more? Yeah. I mean, is it really impressive? Is he, like, scoring? I mean, I think it is. Yeah, good point, Kyle.

He was aiming in a completely different direction. It sucks at disc golf. It sucks so bad. I don't know how to think. Boom. Oh, shit. That's really impressive. Whoa! Bang the chains.

All right. Oh, I don't. Bang the chains. I know it's Friday, but we have some discs if anybody wants to try to throw it with their toes. I was kind of thinking that. Oh, none of us could. Nobody could do this. Anybody believe they could throw it?

Sounds like you could. I can't. I can't at all. Could anybody throw it to half court from the baseline with their toes? No, sure. You want me to go get the discs? Half court from the baseline? I think one of us could.

We'll all go get the discs. If any of us can do this, this guy sucks. Try something else, buddy. Oh, Big Cat's getting barefoot. See those toes. Oh, with the polish. Oh my God. You weren't lying.

Oh, there's way more than I thought there was going to be. Still. Is it even chipped? No. Oh yeah, the big ones are eroding. You got gel, right? I don't know. You had to have.

Does gel last a long time? Yeah, yep. Your nail will like rip off if you pull off a gel nail. Oh. Why'd you get the gel? Remember he paid like a thousand bucks for it? It was like four hundred dollars. No wonder.

I'll try. Oh god, you can see how thick the toenails are with the... Uh, they're in mostly He's getting them It's all in the flick of the ankle You guys touch feet with your partners in bed? Absolutely not Right here

Kyle I will I'm not going to avoid it Completely I avoid it I don not going to avoid it completely. I avoid it. I don't want to interlock. That's the good stuff.

Brandon, interlock toes with me. I didn't think you would. Can you guys pinch really hard with your toes? Could we even interlock toes? I don't know. Here we go. I don't think he's got it. So this is really our baseline to see if that other guy was impressive because he probably was impressive anyway.

The thing is, if he wants to play disc golf, he doesn't have another choice. Is there a chance he just keeps repainting his toenails? Yeah. Yeah. And he's just like, oh, my God. I'd say it's above average chance. Oh, my God. It's still painted. Because he said it was like half grown out. It'sails? Yeah. Yeah. And he's just like, oh my God. I'd say it's above average chance. Oh my God, it's still painted.

Because he said it was like half grown out. It's not. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So apparently that's hard. Yeah.

That's a frisbee, not a disc. Yeah, that's true. This isn't. Oh, there's a spider. That's going to be

tougher to, tougher or easier to grab? Hmm. Shit. No, it's impressive. Yeah, it's impressive. That's really hard to do. He's a beast.

Really hard to do. Do's a beast. Really hard to do. Do you want Camman too? Well no, let's see who you're going up against. Jay. Let's see Jay's. Okay. Steven. Should I wear a jean shorts?

I don't know how well my guy's going to translate because you need music a little bit. He has music I feel like it a lot of her what's what's the I think I think at least one is like very clean it's Bon Jovi. There we go. All right. All right, so this guy just hoops in just blizzardy conditions. He's got a hilarious form, and he does some slow-mo stuff to music. He's got arms, though.

Yeah, he's always wearing the same headphones. That was a weird motion of that ball. What substance is that ball? He has a couple different releases. The classic is like behind the head, but then he's got some other stuff in his bag, too. So where is he in Anchorage? I can't figure out where he is. I'd say Anchorage. Oh yeah, it says right there.

Oh, okay. Yep, that would be Anchorage. This is good shit, Steve. Yeah. Oh, that's a beautiful shot. Oh yeah, this guy rocks. So you just found another Brad Johnson. This is good shit. I thought this was what you asked for. What did you think we asked for?

No, this. You just like Dude you like, yeah. Dude Perfect is next. Don't let him be. No, I don't want to be. Stop it, Titus. What are you doing? What are you talking about?

What are you doing today? I do like this film. It's a goofy guy shooting. I like it. I'm not trying to be goofy. He's just shooting. I like it. It's pretty artsy with the music.

Yeah. Oh, that's the problem that we're missing. It's artsy. It's artsy. Okay, show us Can Man and we'll decide. And he's playing in snow, which is not a, you know, like you don't play basketball in snow. He's not playing. You can't bounce a basketball.

Does he ever show misses? He doesn't show misses. I don't think so. Is this guy married? Does he have kids? Like, what't show misses. I don't think so. Is this guy married? Does he have kids? What's his deal? I have questions. It is kind of artsy.

It's a lovely shot. Is he going to make this? What? That's good shit. This would be on Chase Tumblr. He's not going to make this one. What the fuck? This is getting insane.

Oh! Oh! That's getting insane. Oh, no. That's pretty good. Don't miss. Two in a row? Shut up. No. Whoa. I thought he was going to do backwards.

No. Yeah, I can see how the music makes it artsy. He does like this dude. Okay. What do you like about him? Ian Rafferty. What do you like about him? Ian Rafferty. What do you like about him? Playing basketball in the snow, very tough.

I respect the conditions. I think it's very nice scenery. He's not playing basketball. Breaking down his draft tape. He's shooting hoops. That's difficult. Shooting hoops in a snow covered court. He's just shooting.

He's not playing. Can you do that? Yeah. I can. Go right now. Go do it then. You might forget us in the snow. It's like, can you do that yeah I can't I sure right now go do it then it's like yes you can you do that yeah you definitely can't do it as well as that guy he only posts his yeah he edits out the misses can you make a basketball shot in the snow was

that the question oh it's just this is growing up you guys are just piling on now because I mean Steve has a pretty good pick here and we're just piling on him thank you Mark yeah but that guy his hindrance is snow the other guy doesn't have arms it's true yeah but frisbee sucks

that's a good point but Big Cat just went out and tried to throw a frisbee with no feet it was possible for him to do that. You can't – until we can see someone try to shoot in snow, we don't know. You understand? Also a good point. I don't like this character turn.

I don't like this at all. Nice scenery. And, again, the music helps, but I understand it doesn't translate. The scenery was nice. I will give him that. He had a couple of nice shots in there. All right, so who are we advancing? I think basketball guy.

It's got to be armless. It's armless guy. The armless guy is very impressive. I'm voting for Chase guy. I think Chase guy is a fella. I think Chase guy is weirder. The other guy just doesn't have arm. I got to be honest.

I want to see more from Chase guy. I want to see what else is in that well. I want to see his first video. We only saw one armless guy video. Yeah, you guys wrote him off fast. We did. I'll tell you what. Armless guy couldn't shoot a basketball in the snow.

No. That's facts. With his feet, maybe. In the snow? In frostbite. He'd be freezing. Basketball guy is definitely more of a fella. Yeah.

He is, yeah. He doesn't have arms. That's not a fella. that's just an athlete. A fella is an athlete. This is on me for not putting out Cam, man. Let's see, can we see at least one more armless man? We only saw one video of him. If Nick was

the one that brought the basketball guy, you would be in tears, like rolling on the floor right now. And you know you would. It's just because it's Che, you want to pile on yeah all right that's all right i actually gave that guy to check where i mean part of the fellow is commitment to one thing but where's but where's the snow did he lose his arms doing something funny i have no clue or was he there's no snow there's no basketball the music isn't artsy no No. It's warm. Where is that? He's wearing short sleeves. Yeah, no.

It's the snow basketball guy. That motherfucker's just true. Great pick, Che. Look at him. I think those are technically long sleeves. Thank you. God damn. All right.

Che's going to the next round. Sorry, Mook. Robbed again. You went up against a fucking behemoth. A buzzsaw. A guy who's making shots in the snow. Yeah. He was too artsy.

I cannot wait for round two to see what that guy that's jay's version of like being emo like shooting basketball shots outside in the cold yeah we'll see maybe he's got more than just basketball jay you feel good about robbing a guy with no arms i mean he can he can't hoop yeah facts got me. Okay, next matchup. So who do we have advanced so far?

We have Brandon. Blacktop. We have – who was the first one? It was Zaha against TJ. TJ, Roberto Duran. Roberto Duran. Music, yeah. Music, and then Ian Rafferty is that guy. Okay.

Oops. All right. Getting some good fellas out there oh boy titus you got two slices on this wheel i don't need two slices all right tj which one uh the one i sent you that said main fella uh this guy is he's just impressive as fuck i don't really understand how he does it. Ralph Geese. World's greatest whistler. Ralph what? Oh, boy. We got the world's greatest whistler.

He's got twenty seven hundred followers. Hell yeah. You'd think the world's greatest whistler would have more followers. I think that's right about what I'd expect for the world. That might be a little much. I don't know, dude. He's the world's greatest whistler. Just as a disclaimer,

there's no snow and there's no basketball shots. Are there arms? Yes, there are arms. Is this self-proclaimed world's greatest whistler? I guess we could be the judge. Yeah, I'm curious to find out.

Is it intensity or is it his tone changes? I've never seen someone whistle like this before. What makes him the world's greatest? I still don't understand how he whistles. It's not a traditional lips whistle. That's not a lip whistle?

I don't really know. We can watch some. Ralph, maybe do the milk video. Yeah, what is he doing there? Oh, my. Oh, wait. No, you can't do that. What is he doing there? Oh, my. Oh, wait. No, you can't do that one. Oh, he gives like cameos too.

Forget about November 5th. What? What? Fuck. What? Yes. What? That was insane.

What? Oh, he wrote it. Yes. Where is that coming? He said from the border. That's what I'm saying. Did he wrote it. Yes. Where is that coming? He said, Good father. That's what I'm saying. Did he swallow a recorder in sixth grade?

Holy shit. What is this? Yeah, he's kidding. What the fuck is about that anymore? Why does he sound, why does his voice sound like that? Ain't nothing gonna happen. Until we fix

Making America great again It's great oh my god, oh my god It's crazy. Is the sound coming from off screen? I don't know. Are we falling for something? Even if it's off screen, this is a good act. He's not making that noise, right? A great act.

Oh, he's got hetero pride. Oh, let's see. Okay. I didn't really dig deeper than the whistle. Oh, it's hetero pride year. Oh, a whole year. About time. Fuck yes.

We get a whole year now? Beard. Oh, he had a beard. I see the beard. I like him bearded better. Pain in my heart. I can't be coming from that face. It's crazy, dude.

Try and do it and you can't. you can't know how he's doing it Is it coming out his nose Yeah, yeah, cuz he's breathing in when there's a break it's legit what the hell It's insane how is he not more famous somebody sent this to you how did you find this guy uh i'm gonna find who sent it to me i can't believe he only has four what 400 followers i mean i don't know that i'd want to watch this a lot. It is. Yeah, no, it's... It's kind of like mind control. Like the frequencies in my brain are telling me to vote for Trump. This is scratching an itch for me.

Yeah, sure. I can't look away. Oh, yeah, that one did it. Alright. Just a spongebob. Whoa. Is that him young? No, isn't that the comedian who says you might be a redneck?

No, that's not Jeff Foxworthy. That's not Jeff Foxworthy. Is that him? What the? Oh, my God. It was Seth Hudson. Shout out Seth Hudson who sent him to me. Oh, that's his prime fella.

This is so good. He hits all the fella notes where it's like all his videos are just very close up to his face. He, yeah. He has a talent. He's a radical right winger. He's got everything you want. I think fellas do tend to be right wingers.

They're radical either way. They can't be centrists. I love it. He's got bad memes. The only thing the COVID vaccine stops is the heart. Steven. They were murdered. I like this guy.

Wow. Nancy Pelosi hanged a good jersey. Blue Christmas. You're onrowlers. What the fuck? This might be a wrap. This is everything we want. This is it.

Everything we hope to find. This is a great find. Shout out Seth Hudson. The only thing he's missing is horniness. And he nailed the name too, which is Ralph Whistle. Low followers. Just the epitome of a fella. A link to Facebook. Yeah, go to his Facebook, please.

Whistler's Mothers with a U. Ralph Whistles. I gotta follow this guy. He's electric. Is that his band? His mother's? Patriotic, dude. Come on, get that port. You're on Prowler's jersey.

I love the thought of like, this is somebody's uncle. They're like, yeah, there's my uncle on Facebook again. My uncle's Ralph Whistle. Yeah. What's this one? What's this video? Yeah. Fuck it, I might as well just do a little bit of the fucking guitar solo part.

Sweet child of mine. Oh, yeah. I was a blues man when they- If you could do this. Rock and roll was so fucked up back then. Damn good. W. Oh, my God. Oh. How?

I need to know how. TJ, can you scroll up and see the paragraph that he wrote? It's a really good quote, I think. The intro? The intro. The intro is amazing. When two or more gather together to help the world's greatest whistler, then they are

Whistler. Oh, yeah. What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean? Wait, can we wait one more time? He's dynamite. You shouldn't continue the competition. This guy wins. He's dynamite. I'm embarrassed. You shouldn't continue the competition.

It's over. He wins. He wins every fellow competition of all time. Two or more. And he might be the greatest. Concerts? He does concerts? Can you read that to me?

Oh, they met at the Chicago Blues Festival. Oh, my God. Not a lot going on. Similar looking schedule to... Wait, Chicago? Did it say Chicago Blues? They did a music festival. Ralph Whistler. Detroit. Greasy.

Is his name Ralph Greasy? Oh, he was on Tosh.0. Stevie Ray Vaughan once told me that he could play my stuff anytime. How is he on Tosh and only has that many followers? He appeared on the Johnny Carson video by YouTube. YouTube said that's their favorite video? And their viewers.

He's appeared on Johnny Carson and Tosh.0, and he has... How old is he? That can't be. Can we look up his Johnny Carson appearance? Oh my god, yeah. Ralph Geese. I wonder if he got the couch. Wait, there he is.

Oh, it's him holding it and recording the TV. Play us out, weird internet whistling guy. You got it, Tosh. How does he not have more followers? Wait, let's see him on The Tonight Show. This guy's been whistling forever. I wish I wouldn't have known he's on The Tonight Show.

Yeah, that kind of made it not felt. It makes him less fella, but he's still a fella. He's like more of a professional now. If you remember, Ralph did throat whistling. Medley entitled Flight of the Flying Lip Lock. The look on their faces were priceless.

How's everybody doing tonight? He might be his own category. Is this the Flight of the Bumblebee? Yeah. Oh, my God. This is insane. Flight of the Flying... It also kind of makes him even, like...

More of... Being on Toss of Johnny Carson takes him down down a notch but the fact that he never was able to use that capitalize and he's just doing selfie videos with his like Trump flag yeah he's more even more reverts back to more of a

like he's a fella that almost escaped the fella farm and then the felonious in him just pulled him back down. Oh, demon do it. It was like, no, this is all you have. Yeah, I would like to watch a movie about after that performance to now.

Wait, he was on Kelly? He's been everywhere. Yeah, he... Number one by you two. He had an agent at one point. Yeah. I don't love that. Things went south.

That's okay. Whoa. Kelly and't love that. Things went south. That's okay. Whoa. Kelly and company. Wait. That ain't him. Oh, is that him? That might be him. He does that too?

I'll tell you. Six. We're only after six. Our next guest is another whistler, but not quite like Gladys who you saw earlier. He's from Port Huron, Michigan, and he is a throat whistler. He was like viral before. Port Huron, Michigan, and he is a throat whistler. He was like viral before viral. Port Huron, Michigan, she said. What was that?

He looks cool as hell for back then. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he's so cool. That's why he's whistling there. I'm so excited to do that. he looks like ravishing recruit no yeah he does wait go up that's the video above was the video that was voted number one by youtube peanut butter baby i do remember YouTube saying this. All right.

Well, that's my fella. Good God. Yeah. Shout out Seth Hudson for finding him. Who am I going up against? Titus? No. TJ.

Good luck to whoever. Yeah, I'm going to have to pull out a heater. Hold on. We might have to have Ralph just come to the office. Why? Darvin Ham got fired. Yeah. Oh.

Just have him sit with Jerry, talk a little bit, and come in and whistle for us. I guess his tongue is like a reed. Yeah, this is David Mox. I actually kind of want Jerry to go to Michigan Pick up Ralph and just put a GoPro In the car And just watch it So David Mox He posts more videos than this

He often will post And then delete it if it's not doing well But I'll catch him pretty frequently It's usually in the same vein of like this Excuse me I'm looking for jose tortillo oh are you jose tortillo um i need to talk to you uh excuse me oh damn has anybody seen Tony Bartolo?

He just runs around Los Angeles screaming. Are you Tony Bartolo? What the fuck? Hey, folks. I'm David Moss with the Trillionaires Conglomerate. We purchased these abandoned buildings here in downtown Los Angeles, and we're going to be converting them into affordable housing. The rent is going to be $25 a month,

and there's also going to be a shopping center built in one of the buildings with escalators. If you have kids, the kids can run up and down the escalators and have fun. Everything's going to be affordable. This guy just losing his mind. Yes, absolutely. Okay, I'm being chased by three super scary bops that were demanding that.

Yeah, that's my right. So Ralph goes? Ralph keeps. They just keep yelling, buy me... TJ being like, I caught his deleted video. Yeah. I think that says more about you, TJ.

I caught him a few times. I caught the schizophrenic videos. He's not going to pull a fast one on Nick. That's my favorite guy. All right, we got one more matchup? No, two more. Two more. Titus versus Titus.

I don't need to. Can I grab one of yours? Yeah, if you want. Kate's been dreading hers. I have a question. I thought we just needed numbers. I thought a lot of people wanted to. TJ.

I did too. TJ, if you scroll back through, I sent you two fellas, and then I was out and missed it. Did you guys ever do Joey Bro? I don't remember Joey Bro. I don't remember Joey Bro. Can you do Joey Bro instead? Can you start with the first one with the drums?

If you scroll up in our text, you'll see it. Or do I want Ray on bass? God, Joey Bro or Ray on bass? Nicky. That's tight as me. Well, now I am going to use them both.

I'm going to use both spots. I'm a little torn because since I found Joey Bro back in, I sent this to him in November, he's blown up since then. But he wasn't big at the time, so I kind of want Ray on bass. We'll do Ray on bass. No, do Joey Bro. Okay, do Ray on base. No, do Joey Bro. Do Ray on base. Do you guys know Ray on base?

No. Okay, do Ray on base then. He only has 13,000 followers now, but he started out very small. Yeah. Start at zero. Start at zero. Okay.

But this is a guy I've been following since he was very small and watched him blossom to 13,000. It is nice to see a fellow take off a little bit. Yeah. Like proud. I thought this guy was joking, but if you look through all his stuff, he's very serious about this. About his music right off his account exists anymore blue the account which one ray on base or joey bro by the way i realized what we do, because we did this last time where we did a bracket,

but then we just rewatch. We just need to do the first round, and then we need to do a vote on who wins. They're coming up on my thing. I have an amendment for mine. Wait, he does more than just basketball? He does. Oh, yeah.

That's what I knew. I knew that, too. Titus, you called it. The right side of history. I called it. We're going to go down as fools. Yeah. Fuck.

God damn it. I knew there was more to that guy. Hey, just pick a random one. I could tell. Is this Rayon Bass? I love when Chase- Yeah, the Swagger song. Does that have a big-

A lot of these don't have a lot of views. That one has 214K. Okay, well well pick one that doesn't because he used to be really that one don't count it's just the followers right hi this is ray on bass the next ray on bass song release is going to drop at the end of december 2023 nice so stay tuned. All right. All right. I like it. Oh, yeah.

That's the song right there. I want to see peanut butter jam. Oh, oh. I love this guy I've been following him for forever now his music sucks yeah

okay try another one one more where he's singing I need him to be singing uh there is that with T-Pain maybe or T-P I need a good song from him Is that what T-Pain? Maybe. Or TP, toilet. I need a good song from him.

There's a lot of coming soon. The piano exam. Goodbye, Karen, updated. I wish. Yeah, Goodbye, Karen might be a good one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

He's good. Okay. oh yeah he's good okay i'll never know you oh god he's got some sinatra in him a little bit wait he said k Karen fumbled the bag. He said, no worries, we both needed to grow up. How old is this guy? Super old. We just had to grow up. We're just two crazy fucking kids. Hey, but it's not quite that.

We both had to... Karen is alive and well. So we both need to... Oh, God. But he's so genuine, and he has like a million songs like this where he's just like rolling around town singing his... TJ, comment, this song isn't good. Oh, that's good.

Shoes Untied, mate, just shows the kind of risks I'm willing to take to make the video interesting. I'd like to see one more song. They are dog shit songs. Yeah. I want to to see one more song. They are dog shit songs. I want to break his wholesomeness. I want to get him to snap. That one's got 375. Check that one out. It's got to be a song.

Let me be the breeze in your sunny day. Let me be the sky for your I like this guy. He's a good fella. He's a great fella, but I hate him. Let me be the verb for your now. Let me be the verb for your now. Let me be the verb for your noun. Let me be the bricks in your wall. Let me be the soil where your garden grows.

Let me be the one. Let me be the one. He plays it on music, too. He's artsy. This guy's horny. What? Pull me like a magnet. I think I am all the way in on this guy.

I like this guy. Yeah. He's doing this for nobody. This is pure fun. It took me a while to get there, but I'm in on it. I mean, it has'm in on it. Good for Kate. I'm there. I mean, it has 35,000 likes. Ray on bass music.

Let me be the breeze in your sun. Yeah, no, he's very serious. He's very serious about his art. He's good. He's damn good. Yeah. Ray on bass. Okay, Ray on bass.

Good fella. Good job, Kate. Thank you. All right, Nikki. I'm a little afraid. Do I go Mr. Goodbar21, or do I go Leo the Immortal? I think you go Leo the Immortal. Leo the Immortal. All right, do I go Leo the Immortal? I think you go Leo the Immortal. Leo the Immortal.

All right, I'll go Leo the Immortal. I inquired about him. He's great. He wrote the novelizations for Conan the Barbarian. Did he really? Yes, but he just came out as the first ever immortal. He is immortal. Oh, shoot.

Oh, my God. I'm Leonard Carpenter, better known as Leo the Immortal. And I want to show you my genius backyard pool, which only costs about $200. But I can do a full swimming stroke in it because I've dug a trough in the middle. Oh, yeah. This is just a cat. Oh, yeah. He's tying himself to the deck? Oh, yeah. This is just a cat. Oh, yeah. He's tying himself

in the middle. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Yeah. He goes. But since he has that hole in the middle, he can do a full swing.

Oh, that's the hole for him. Oh, this guy rules. This is the tip of the iceberg with this motherfucker. Yeah. He has conferences where he teaches you how to be immortal. His routine. I love this guy. Oh, shit.

I didn't under... Oh. Hell yeah. Dude. All in favor of a. Oh, yeah. Dude. All in front of a bottle. Fuck, yeah. Okay, bye-bye. Don't go on.

Oh, no. He's immortal. He's immortal. His pin video gives you a recap on who he is. Hi, I'm Leonard Carpenter, also known as the Immortal Leo. Did you change it? I'm a sartorial 75-year-old who is finally ready to come out as the world's first immortal human. You may recognize me as a published author from the Conan the Barbarian novelization series

or from the environmental Church I founded. Now I'm enjoying immortality with my... Why not? My ever-growing love of toys and gaming. This guy is incredible. Not to mention a little exercise in my genius backyard swimming pool. Follow me on my journey to immortality.

Why is he going all fucking... Do you want to live forever? He's ta he going to a fucking Do you want to live forever He's taunting them Well his people He's running up the score Still dead huh Oh my god 1093 followers

He might compete with the West Wow He's incredible Might be my number one right now Yeah I think so Oh shit I'd like to see more Yeah

He's Oh my god Yeah Yeah, I think so. Oh, shit. I'd like to see more. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. You can't hear him? My mic's muted. Why is the music so sad? There's the genius pool. So that wasn't a joke.

It is genius. I wonder what Emily wanted. Oh, my God. Yeah, I think I like this guy more than the whistler. I'd like to do a series on the people who are filming these people like what is your connection to them it's all Jenks

it's Jenks' resume I want to know where he lives because I think he would come out here yeah we need to get Leo the Immortal just get some tips on being immortal. Let's get him in here and just beat him with baseball I want to see that. Fuck out of him.

Let's kill him. We see another one? Leo the Immortal. Oh, man. Leo's secret of immortality revealed. Is that the titanic is that toilet paper i see it it's a wizard hat

hey doesn't look that great for someone No For someone who's being mortal Yes Holy shit Oh my god Beautiful No end in sight This guy is incredible

People say I look 55-ish Nick, I look 55-ish. Ish. Ish. Ish. Nick, what a fucking pull. This is amazing. Gargantuan shout out to Stephen Meyer. Yep, Stephen Meyer. Yeah, that's... I'm following him right now.

All right. He's in the next round. Kate, good pick. Yeah, that was good, too. You're going up against an immortal guy. How do you beat an immortal? I can't. He has only 4,000 likes.

I'm going to die. Total. I don't know how this stuff got found out. That's shocking how it doesn't happen. He wrote a series of books. That's pretty. That was a super famous series of books. Yeah.

I can't believe. I thought he'd maybe have a slightly bigger house. Yeah. It's a big series house Yeah Oh my god go to the At the bottom of his page Get him on PMP POV visiting the mortal Leo Cool style Okay Monday He has a passion for fashion Oh you say Cool style Okay, Monday

He has a passion for fashion Oh, you say Oh, Thursday Dude Nice little That's funny Look at this funny Yeah

He's the opposite of the Whistler guy Yeah That's just a picture of him? Yeah Oh, nice That's a fun day that's frisbee oh not quite

oh Jesus Christ wait we don't do Saturday or Sunday naked interesting wow Leo the immortal good one

he's born in Chicago he has a Wikipedia page Interesting. Wow. Leo the Immortal. Yeah. Okay. Good one. Titus, you have your last. He's born in Chicago. He has a Wikipedia page. Oh, shit. What? We got to get Leo the Immortal here. Is he still in Chicago?

No. LA. My guys can't stack up to that. Let's see your last two. I think Leo the Immortal is going to win this whole competition. Yeah, I agree. Now we have to get him in studio. I think Leo the Immortal is going to win this whole competition. Now we have to get him in studio. I just beat Titus to submitting him. Yeah, we were going over it.

I had him too. I chose the armless guy. What the fuck? I think the armless guy got a bad shake. He really did. You guys shit all over him. He went up against the basketball. It's not we're shitting on the armless guy. He's just good. He wasn't against the basketball. We didn't shit on the armless guy. It's that you don't. He's just like good. Yeah, he wasn't a fella.

No one's like, oh, God. The other guy was shooting in the snow. He's shooting in the snow. Wait, so, Jay, what was the, well, wait. Let's do both the Tituses, and then we'll, before we vote on the final, we'll see Jay's submission non-basketball shots. Can I show Can-Man too? Of course.

He's not Leo the Immortal. This competition is over. Shout out to I took both of my submissions from Logan Logan Gowans. Send me two of them. I like them both. You will now see them both.

The first one is... TJ, what's the one? Yeah, this guy. He's like a baritone singer that won me over with Miss New Booty. Click on the third one. That was the one I saw first. He's singing Miss New Booty. This competition might not be over.

Oh, no. We got a ball game. Booty rockin' everywhere. Rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, no. We got a ball game. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I found you Made no booty What already good? Yeah Hit the place

For that mother too And see what that thing Bout to do I found you Made no booty Just keeps going Just keeps going, yeah Hit the place

For that mother too And see what that thing Bout to do I have the bad chills. Yeah. Yeah, he did Candy Shot I guess that was the one that probably went I'd like to say a statement I hate this and love this at the exact same time. Yeah.

I love the idea of it. I hate the actual execution. I'll be honest. I watched like two videos and I was like, that's good enough for me. Yeah, you got it all. So I haven't. Humpty Dumpty? I haven't gone through his catalog.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like you hear one, you hear them all. Yeah. Yeah. But now he's just doing nursery rhymes in the form of song. I mean, we attacked Che for submitting a guy that only does one thing. No. No, he...

At the time, we thought he only... At the time. And nobody attacked him. He was praised universally, almost. The Allstate commercial? He beat an armless guy. Allstate Stan. Are you a good hand?

Wait a minute. This guy doesn't work at all. armless guy. Allstate Stan. Are you a good hand? Wait a minute. This guy doesn't wear the mask. He does commercials. That was good. Hey, my friend. Ain't too late, baby. It's so nice to see you today. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come be my baby on this radio. Sounds like a car start. What I like about fellas is that they're all around us in everyday life. Like that could be the guy sitting next to you in the Target parking lot. And you just never know. What spots he in? What's that?

Oh. Oh, shit. Whoa. Oh, shit. What? Oh, my. Whoa. Oh, shit. What? Oh, my God. Why? All right.

All right. Is that a wrestling singlet? His vision is very bad. Oh, wait. What? Oh. Oh, wait, but he probably did the song. Oh, no.

That's like Mick Making money Oh does he have an album He's on Apple Music It ain't easy Damn It ain't easy Who just did that Oh shit Titus

It ain't easy It's as low asus. What can he do? I feel like Conor Griffin could get pretty low, too. Yeah, for sure. He's got the most baritone voice here. That's a good question. That's a good voice. Surround the salty.

Sounds like Bradley Cooper in A Star is Born. Gilbert Salter. It's Roan's drug voice. Oh, no. Hell yeah. Hey, dude. Nice to meet you. What's your matchup?

The other guy is the Phantom, and I think that kind of... What? I love that. Phantom? Yeah, Logan. This was an old one he sent to me forever ago, and I just sat on it for a while. Oh, very small column. Oh, shit.

I also used the limbs instead of this. It's time to shred at the Clown Motel and Cemetery. Oh. Oh. He shreds the cemetery. It's a clown motel and cemetery? Yeah, that's famous. This is the...

It's Shred Mountain View Cemetery. Oh, he shreds the cemetery. He shreds the cemetery. Oh, shit. How does this not have more followers? This is the Phantom, baby. It's time to shred at the Ferndale Cemetery. Yeah, this guy rocks.

A real fella. This guy's incredible. Hair goes a long way in being a fella. This is the Phantom. He's talented. Never mind. Yeah, I don't think either one of these guys are winning, but... I would love to see him and the first guy collab. Go back to that one, TJ.

You read a... Is this an original song? Yeah. How are the other guys singing his songs? I probably could... He wrote that? Yeah, that's... Kyle, where were we where we met that guy that just plays guitar solos?

I think it was... Was it Lockport, New York? I don't know. Something similar to that town. What were we doing in Lockport? I'll be playing ghoulish rock and roll in Sasquatch County. Taking a cruise.

Good website. Ghoulish rock and roll. This guy's awesome. Yep. Oh, he's a professional. Oh, Milwaukee. Let's go. When, when, when?

June 7th. Let's go. How does that work? We gotta get him here to shred. Where is he playing? What does it say? Oh, Milwaukee. Let's go. When, when, when? June 7th. Let's go. How does that work? We got to get him here to shred. Where is he playing? What does it say? Oh, we're off that week. Fuck.

No, that's June 7th. June 7th. Oh, June 7th. Yeah, let's get him here. That's soon. Yeah. That's my birthday week. Can this be my birthday?

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, let's take Molly. Where's he playing? And go see him. Yeah. I think it's only available at the door.

Let's get him in here. Reed's local he playing? And go see him. Yeah. I think it's only available at the door. Let's get him in here. Reed's local? That might be somebody's house. Yeah. Reed Mill. Yeah, we're in. It's at Reed's apartment. A very good chance that Milwaukee one.

Good fucking merch. He has a shred for us. He has vinyl. It's cool. Pretty cool merch. Oh, it's a bar up in Belmont. Let's go. Belmont Ave.

There. Hmm. That's a. Belmont Ave. There. Hmm. That's a good one. Yeah. Alright, so we gotta see Can Man, and then we gotta see the second thing Stephen's guy does. And then we're gonna call it? And then we're gonna call it Leo the Immortal. Yeah.

I mean, that's my vote. I think Leo the Immortal. That's my vote. I don't know. I gotta... No, I don't wanna get ahead. I gotta see what Stephen's like. You're No, I don't want to get ahead. I don't want to put it. I got to see what Steven. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Get ahead of ourselves. Right. I'm going to punch you. We got to get Leo in the office. We're going to get them mostly. I'm going to punch you in the face.

Why, dude? Chill, dude. Chill out. I don't know what you're doing. Just chill out. We're good, man. All right. Chill out. Family. This know what you're doing. Just chill out. We're good, man. All right. Just chill out.

Family. Is this Can-Man? No. Zian Rafferty. This is a guy. Oh, God damn it. No. This is.

Wait. This is the basketball guy. This is the basketball guy. He also skips zones. Oh, shit. Yeah. Because you can't do basketball in the snow all year round. The snow will melt.

You got to have an activity. What's he doing? It's a warm-up. Yeah, it's a summer activity. What else does he do, Stevens? Is it? This and hoops. That's it.

Wow. I didn't see that coming. I'm changing my vote to him. That's my vote. My vote is Ian Rafferty. Damn. Good job, Stevens. Don't do this.

Do what, dude? The guy skipped stones. Could you skip a. Don't do this. Do what, dude? Don't. The guy skipped stones. Could you skip a stone? Yeah. Yeah. Could you shoot a ball in the basketball? If you can skip a stone in this office right now or shoot a basketball in the snow right now, I will change my opinion on this.

I bet you could skip a stone. All I would need would be a stone. And some water. Didn't say water. You think you could just skip a stone on that floor right there? Almost certainly. That would be easier than skipping on water, as that's a hard surface. He makes a damn good point.

Let's skip right across it. You're doing a lot of talking, though. Wait, that's not liquid out there. Yeah, that would be easy. You're doing a lot of talking. What about the snow basketball? And yet, no stone skipping. Snow basketball would be tougher because

it's a beautiful day here in downtown chicago sounds like you're good good shit real good shit there you go steven dominated brandon all he brought was some dudes talking i think all the southern acts like y'all are shitting on the legacy of Fela Friday. What? I think you're just, like, obsessed with Shana Shea. Let me guess, Brandon. The one guy has a better dog than the other guy? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to hit you in the head with this. Oh, boy. CK, man. I found you Miss new booty Arizona let's go viral Oh man Can't man

Let's go viral for Arizona That's his catchphrase Let's go viral Wow What is that piece The cans Shout out Pepsi Oh it's the cans That's his catchphrase. Let's go viral. Wow. What is that piece? The cans. Shout out, Pepsi.

Oh, it's the cans. The cans. All right. Holy shit. He's just a savage. That's crazy. How do you figure out you can do that? Oh, look how sad he was about not having audio in the video, too. He posts a lot without audio.

I'm really sorry. Really. Wait, is that a garbage can that he tries to bite? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's got the strongest mouth. All mine power.

Beast. This one is... Oh, shit. Boom. Boom. Whole family is supportive of that. Double angles. Yeah.

He's multi-camming this. But his wife's pussy is. He has so much soda. I wonder what he's going to do these last few. It is kind of mesmerizing. He's got lined up here. Let's see the grand finale. Here we go, here we go!

Kinda wasteful. That close up. 37 seconds! Woah! That was perfect! 37 seconds. Ready frame of reference. Not now, honey. Daddy's chasing his dreams.

That's probably what they're like. He really is chasing his dreams. Daddy works hard. Imagine driving by that. That's crazy. These are less impressive than the ones he goes around because I think he's just popping them. I mean, they're coming clean. He's going to get all of them.

No, he's taking the whole top off. He's taking the whole top off, Brandon. Yeah. Does he have a real sharp bottom tooth? Something is. How is this not hurting so bad? Oh, no. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, someone's going to get hit for that. There goes the world record. God. Oh, fuck. Oh, someone's going to get hit for that. There goes the world record. God. Oh, my God. That should be generic pop. That should be Sam's choice. Oh, yeah, Kyle, you ready to get in a balloon?

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I always say this, but peach on ice. Yeah? Ooh, I've never had any highnoons on ice. Oh, man. I might have to do it. It makes me feel fancy. Yeah, it doesn't. They're fine in the can. They're great in the can, but something about pouring it. I was going to say, it doesn't cross my mind to pour it out of the can.

Trust me. You can't do that. No, I just want to talk in the deepest voice. Hello. I could do that. Talking deep. This balloon thing is going to be underwhelming, no? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it is. But ever since we started it, it just has been lingering in my mind that we have to finish the job. Well, this new contraption is intense. This thing. Chaps has been tinkering on it all morning. The air compressor? Yeah. Yeah, he went to, he had to go to the store to get more parts, whatever. He's been

working hard on getting us the right Yeah, loud as fuck. How much do you think that was? So loud. What kind of stuff does that blow up? Like bounce houses? But I'm afraid it's not gonna, how are you gonna get it in the

it's like not the same as the leaf blower, the mouth of it. It's small, right? So we're going to have to keep Kyle really nestled in that balloon. Yeah. What's up, Brandon? Brandon, you okay today? I'm noticing like some weird energy from you. No, Titus.

You decided to be overly nice to che today and it was we didn't discuss it in this morning's meeting you're getting jealous yeah like you're titus is for everybody man yeah we all get a little bit just trying to bring some good vibes to the friday brandon you're sort of bringing the whole mood down i just feel like you're being overly overly i'm just calling it like I see it, brother. You got to shoot basketball. Calling it like I see it. It was just. It spoke to me.

You know I like basketball. So that kind of spoke to me a little bit. Just to see a guy. Shoot basketball. Shoot basketball, yeah. And not just shoot basketball, but in the cold. In the cold. I think you're missing that part.

That's the whole. It's cold out. Did we vote? You've just been black topped. Did we vote? I like black top. I do too. I think if I had to go top three, it's Leo, the Immortal, black top.

Who was the guy before Leo? Your whistler, Ralph. My whistler's three. Wait, we dubbed him like the best ever. But then Leo the Immortal showed up. I do think the Whistler being on Johnny Carson. That hurt. That hurt.

I think I like Phantom more than Whistler. Phantom was the guitarist in the graveyard. Yeah. Because you can't be too successful as a fella. Yeah, the Phantom has like a thousand followers. Yeah. The one I would go back after the show and look at the most would be Leo the Immortal. I'm addicted to him.

I think he wins. Other than my guys. Should one of us be on his take what he takes, see what happens? Yeah. Duke. You might look like you're 55-ish. Okay, I'll do it. Chad will be so mad if you never die.

I feel really good about Leo the Immortal winning Felicon. I vote Ian Rafferty, but you guys, I don't want my vote. Ian Rafferty was great. We just need to build this up. We need to do like four. If we can get like three more times and then maybe at the end of the year try to get all six. Felicon. All six here.

Yeah. They'd hate each other, right? We also need to hurry because I think some of these fellows are kind of near death. Not mine. Not, yeah.

Are you ready for this, KB? What are we doing? It's the air compressor. That's what everyone said that we needed to do this properly. Is it loading or what? I don't know.

Yeah, I don't understand how it works. He said you need five minutes to boot up. A system update. Yeah, I don't understand how it works. He said he needs five minutes to boot up a system update. Yeah. Why is the karate guy in the way? We have a lot of musical fellas.

We should do a fellas concert. They're going to become a crew. You have more leaf blower? Do we have two balloons? Is that our balloon supply? Just two? All right. Check the box behind you. I'm worried this is going to rip his skin off.

Good. What do you mean? How far the air comes out? The air just comes out so fast. Maybe it shoots his pants down. Does it have a good... I'm not familiar with an air compressor. I have no idea what it means.

I don't think so. It's not something we had around our house growing up. Dudes in tire shops love to pants other dudes with them. Oh, really? Go right above them, it shoots their pants down. Oh, really? It's that strong? Oh, yeah. I thought it would be pumping up way faster.

All right, so far skeptical. Very. No, that's very slow. No, Chaps is not in his head now, I don't think. The blowers were faster. I feel bad for Big. We got to reach out to the Irish guy that did the original video. Maybe a bad balloon, though, because the air went out quickly.

Oh, that's a finisher. So, leaf blowing to start? I think he's going to start, and then he's going to snake that in. Oh, that's like a top-off. Yeah. So, you're going to start with the leaf blower. Start with the leaf blower. Then you're going to snake that in to finish.

Get him halfway in. Get him halfway in, and then we'll bring him across to the court, So you're going to start with the leaf blower. Then you're going to snake that in to finish. And then we'll bring him across to the court, and we'll get him all the way in. This is going to work. Yeah, that sounds. This is going to work. I don't think you're going to be able to transport him. We're actually going to be able to do this. We're doing it.

We're doing it. What do you mean you're not going to be able to transport him? You said you're going to put him in a balloon here and take him over there? He can hop. Yeah, he can get topped off. Boy, I think that's risky with that balloon. I think that's risky. We'll start over a balloon here and take him over there? He can hop. Yeah, he can hop off. Boy, I think that's risky with that balloon. I think that's risky in that balloon. We'll start over there. We'll do everything over there.

We'll start. Yeah. Oh, this is going to be so exciting. This is great. This is why we Viva. This is why we Viva. Yeah. This is exactly why we Viva.

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Kyle with the shirt gotta find the knob on the compressor to turn up the PSI it only fills to a certain PSI it won't fill past a certain PSI wait put won't fill past a certain PSI. Wait, come here, chaps. Put on the headphones. It needs to fill up more.

The air is not compressed yet. It's not going to work. It needs ventilation. Listen to what TJ just said. What's that? It only fills to a certain PSI. Turn the knob to increase how much PSI it will fill to. Yeah, I've done that.

Yeah, I mean, Chaps is our manliest man. I'm just reading. I came in today. I was like, hey, I got an air compressor. Can you help? He's like, well, you got the wrong one. It doesn't need to stay plugged in. And then he got the right one for us.

Yeah. So now Paige is going to look for a different leaf blower because that one that you guys got is battery too. Wait, this one is? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. So I should have been charging the battery? Well, there is no battery in it. So with those DeWalt things, like the 20 volt. This guy fucked me so bad at

Home Depot. How is this so hard? It shouldn't be this hard. I'm going to go turn this off. I told the guy at Home Depotot he's like what do you need and i was like i need to put a man in a balloon how is this it it's pretty it's pretty simple we just want to put a guy in a balloon and here we are yet again wait not able to put a guy in a balloon this leaf blower didn't come with a battery it sounds like it i just want to to see Kyle in a balloon, man.

That's all I want. That's all we all want. How did this not come with a battery? We're failures. I just... I can't believe it. So now we're looking for one of our old leaf blowers that didn't work.

We have to do it. We have to do what? Yeah, let's use it. All right, we'll get it started. Paige is saying we can do it. You ain't got to holler at nobody. She believes in us. You're hollering.

Well, you need to be hollered at. You're giving up. Wait, is that what you're saying? I'm going to do the way you're sitting there. I'm fighting the pooch. The way you're just looking in general. That one's broken. You're fighting the what?

The pooch. The what? I'm fighting the pooch. I got the po enough. You're fighting the what the boots the butt fighting the boots You gotta fart No, I say just do it it's Friday. I'm not like you I Don't have From the underworld that's what milk in that tummy of yours? I do

You got the blue poots My milky boys Tummy full of blue milk Big milk It was good milk For the listeners that only heard Kate's thunderous fart It reeked Like turd

Still does What'd you say Chaps? the pose that he had to get was like the cheapest one this guy fucked me so bad cause he should have told you that you need that gift and Home Depot guys

are usually really good and I told like could have been more clear man in balloon they have to get that all the time. There should be, like, a starter kit for that. Was he kind of chubby? No.

Got to find the chubby one at Home Depot. Chubby one? Chubby guys at Home Depot? Other guys? So now what? I don't know. I think we're going to fail. I think we're going to fail. I think we're going to fail.

Is the air compressor ready to go? It's ready to go, but like that one's a small one, so it'll take a while. So we need the leaf blower. Yeah, the leaf blower. There's another battery over there, Stephanie. Yeah, but this isn't the one that you wanted. Titus, I think we're going to fail fail today We look like a bunch of balloon amateurs We're

We're We're Like a bunch of fucking balloon amateurs We need someone to just come and just Oh you got it? No that's the one we drove That's the one that burnt out Motherfucker I don't get it Motherfucker You got it? All right, Paige. No, that's the one we broke. That's the one that burnt out. What happened?

I don't get it. Motherfucker. How much money have we spent on what's going on? We have so many leaf blowers. And the thing is, the payoff won't be. No. No, I disagree, Nick. I disagree.

He's going to be in a balloon. He's in a balloon. KB in a balloon. Oh, you guys haven't really explained it well. I don't like your energy, Nick. But we're going backwards. I don't like your energy, Brandon. It's KB. No, we had him in a balloon. KB in a balloon. Oh, you guys haven't really explained it well. I don't like your energy, Nick. But we're going back. I don't like your energy, Brandon. It's KB. No, we had him in a balloon weeks ago. Now we can't even get him in the fucking... Can't get a foot in the balloon?

Can't even get air in the balloon. You guys know KB, right? Yeah. No swag? It's KB in a balloon. Right. Think about it. Think about it. About a balloon. A month ago, we had him waist deep in a balloon. That's what we're all here to see. It couldn't be more simple. This sucks.

This is what it must have felt like when they're trying to put a man on the moon. I think it's karma for you lying all day, Titus. What are you talking about? For you pretending. What are you talking about? For you. Dude, you're losing it. You're losing it.

For you playing this character of chase a porter. You're losing it. All right, now we got a balloon. Alright, so let's get into action. Oh, that sounded strong. Oh, no! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No. I think it's the balloon. That was the smallest balloon. That belonged in a bowl of Lucky Charms. The black it's the balloon. That was the smallest balloon. That belonged in a bowl of Lucky Charms. The black ones that we had. Where are the black ones? Look, Brandon. Oh, there's one right there.

Grab it. Yeah, that didn't get big at all. Slow. Here you go, chaps. I'm going to try it slower. Not on turbo. Look at all these leaf blowers. Yeah.

Dude, the payoff is going to be insane. It's going to be the same thing. No, this one's better. I think the black ones are better. Oh, we got to cut it. No, you can't get in if we don't cut it. It's not happening. That's not a balloon for a man.

Oh, knife, knife, knife. Oh, scissors. Well, then it won't seal. When we tried it with the black balloon, it was the closest we ever got. Oh. The red balloon, we never got close. We need scissors. The closest we got was Min Oh. The red balloon, we never got close. We need scissors. The closest we got was Mincy's ass.

Kyle can't fit in there. I don't think we're doing a good enough job explaining what's going on here. We're trying to put KB in the balloon. Yeah, we cut the top. I don't No it will seal as long as you cut it Not too far down I think we did this last time Do we have scissors?

They're coming We have the whole office now Working on this We should have from the start I might need to send out a company email Being like listen guys office now working on this as we should have from the start to be that's true this is somebody might need to send out a company email being like listen guys we'll fly them out from new york we got a problem kb has not been in a balloon yet people you can cut it pretty far down all right All right.

Because it will still be tight at the top. All right. How many leaf blowers do we have in this office? Four. And a compressor. For barbecue? Yeah. Why would?

Because you get too fire hot, Brandon. Oh, man. You didn't know that. I definitely don't need a leaf blower for that. Looks like a peach. It does. Oh, Miss Peaches. We're not going to be able to see him.

What do you mean? I don't know. Are you ready? Should I get ready? All right. Here we go. Wait, this could happen. Kyle, maybe go in head first. Yeah, that's big enough.

That's big enough for a crouched Kyle careful yeah go one limit at a time go leg first and then refill it and then arm now my prediction is that they're going to have to cut it again it's not going to happen you gotta believe Nick you don't want this to happen

so the opening was very small So, alright. The opening was very small. I think they're going to have to make it bigger. I think Kyle can get small, though. Yes. Oh, boy. Okay, so he's going with the foot. Guys being dudes. guys just be him dude

what's in oh what's in oh my god oh my god Put out, put out, put out, put out, put out. All right, so they're learning. Cut more. All right. Just suggesting we oil KB up. It's slow. You get him in and then... Did you let her in high school? Yep. For what? Let her in the back seat of the car.

Hey-o. And then what? You blast her? No, I just sat and watched while her and her boyfriend made out. That took them home. Yeah. I knew it. I knew.

I knew. What happened, boys? I was all the way in here. What happened? They cut the balloon. Look at the hole. I'm going to just go ahead and say it. None of you know how to get Kyle on a balloon.

Are you guys happy? When we do this, I want it on the record that Nick and Brandon cannot see. Yeah, are you two happy over there? I'm not happy. Is this what you needed going into the weekend? We were doing commentary. Oh, my God, dude. It was negative commentary.

Oh, no. Oh, a ton more black balloons. The red ones have no change. Give me the scissors again. Tell Big Cat the chat's suggesting to roll, not cut. Good luck, fellas. Big Cat, the chat is suggesting you roll, not cut. Also oiling up KB or looping him up somehow.

Roll, not cut is still going to be tight. I'm going to end up in a skin-tight balloon, and I'll hop around a couple times, and then I'll fall. No, you inflate the balloon when you're in it, and then you're in a big bouncy balloon. It's not going to happen. Not going to happen. Do you not believe in this project anymore?

This is the single worst Moment of my life How did they get The old man in the balloon In the original video? This is all In here? Yeah

I don't like the vibes Those are not Friday vibes What if it doesn't go? Right, right We can do this We can do this Said the lady doing nothing Sitting here Nothing Okay Uh oh

Uh oh Uh oh Looks good They ripped another one Now they're getting the red ones I hate them so. I hate them so much. I hate them so much.

Yeah, the red is way better. You want to cut it? I thought you guys said the black one was better. Cut Mincy halfway into a red. You don't have to cut the red. Mincy did get very far into the... Yeah, but that was because you were blowing up too fast, maybe? Let me look into the video again Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright. Squeeze the top, alright?

I'll hold, I got you Kyle, alright? 3, 2, 1, go. Foot in, foot in, foot in. Alright, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're good, we're good. No, no, we're good, we're good, we're good. It's a slow paced thing. We gotta get his other foot in and then we can slowly get it up. Remember the guy got it up slowly.

Ready? Yeah! Alright guys, can we break? Alright, now we break? All right, now we're going to... He's not going to steal right here at all. He's got to kind of shimmy like a pillowcase. There's some depth in here, Kyle. You see where you can step into it?

It's deeper? Yeah, I've got one leg up. There you go. Got the other leg. All right. OK. Now we just need to. In the original video, they pull it up over his hips

before they inflate again. Wait, wait, wait. We need this. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Oh, that's good. Good, that's good. Good, that's good. How do we get it?

Can I say something? In the original video, the man is sitting, and he pulls it out of the guys, and can't really sit it. Oh, try sitting, try sitting, the man is sitting, and he pulls it up and tries to get him, like, sitting. Oh, try sitting, try sitting, try sitting. No, no, on a chair. On a chair, on a chair, on a chair, on a chair, on a chair. You're doing great. You're doing great, Kyle.

And he kind of stretches out. He sits on the end of the chair and, like, practices stretching and pulling it up, and then he gets it up over it. I think you gotta do it super slow. I'm gonna stretch. Yeah. Not with your toes. I can't, I have no control.

Not your toes. I give you slack, I'm gonna give you slack. It's this toe. This is, yeah. There you go. Here we go, now we got slack. Can I do that? Yeah.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go, now we got slack. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Are you blowing up? I don't want to rip it. All right, yeah, yeah, all right.

Can I break? Why is it not blowing up as easy as it was from Mincy? Because Mincy is a liquid and Kyle is a solid. I don't think it's going to drop down. Hold on. Let me help you on this side. And then once the guy gets it over his pants, up towards his waist, they fill it again,

and that's when it's go time. That's when they really get it going. We can hide it from two angles. Are you okay? Once it gets up to the dick area, it'll seal again. Alright, try going turbo, leaf blower. Turbo? Well, I don't know, because I think you need to try to get air in it, and then when the air gets in there, then we pull up higher. Okay. So...

Okay, okay. Alright, careful with it. Alright, we're up high. Alright, we gotta get up to his ass. You should've picked the fattest ass. Alright, you get up to his ass and then steal. Yeah. Put that down, put that down, put that down. Alright, you get up to his ass and we'll see him. Yeah.

Sit back down, sit back down, sit back down. Sit back down. A little bit. Let's get you some... Yep, yep. Work it. Kyle, what's your comfortability level? Fine. Pessimistic.

Is that sealed? That might be sealed right now. Shoot it from his dick. Yeah, while he's sitting down. Yes! Alright, be careful. Slowly. slowly oh yeah I think you're gonna see all of us.

Okay, this is the big one. It is the big one. My word. This is the big one. It's gotta go. Tuck his? Oh, man. Oh, man. He's got to go tuck his pants in. Tuck his pants in. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.. Can you guys tuck his pants into the balloon? Like tuck that extra? Oh, here we go. What happened? Where'd the air just come out? Oh, Kyle, don't get in the front. Let him pull up. Do it.

Do it. Here we go. Oh. Yeah. There we go. Come over here. Come over here. Oh. Yeah. There it goes. Tell him to do like little hippie hops. He has to like hop in as they fill it.

I can't believe they're over the ass. This is really exciting. This is front tier. I can't believe they're over the fucking ass. He might have to like do like small hops as you fill it to get his legs deeper in. He might have to do some small hops to really... Should I get some lotion? Okay, I like this.

Dedication. Now what's our next plan? You have the Lulu Gachi Zondi? Kyle, you hold it up here. Push it against your body on the front side. And then I'll just slip this in behind you. So hold it in the front, Kyle. Like keep your hands out of it.

Modesty. Oh my God. You might see this. Wait, we're there. Just come out. Wait. All right, so keep it flush on your body. Hold it against your body like this in the front.

Beautiful mermaid. Yeah. Can you feel? No, no, no. Let it go. Let it go along first. And then you should have some more. Yeah. Can we let it blow in? No, no, no. Let it blow up first. And then you should have some more. Yeah.

Is there air in there now? Yeah, like we should let it blow up and then try to get in. So don't do anything. Merman looking ass. What did he say? I don't know. Looks like that Britney Spears outfit. No, don't do anything.

Don't do anything. Don't do anything. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. And now you should have slack at the bottom, so you're, like, kind of pulling from the bottom. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. What do I do once I get this? All right, so load up again. Yeah, all right. It's kind of sexy. Let's take a break. Sit down, sit down, sit down. Take a break.

Take a break. No, no, it's just, I just need to think. Where's the original video? Can we watch the original video? Fuck. TJ, what do we think? I think he's got, you have to, like, blow him up with enough air that he can get to the bottom of his chest, and then he has to drop his shoulders into it really fast.

People are saying air compressor time. I don't know. I think that this is working. Yeah, this is working. I don't think there's enough pressure on that. Okay. Body looks great, Kyle. Let's watch the original video again real quick do we have it I don't know I think so maybe hey guys come with me as I shove my father into a balloon watch this this

all right you don't realize the father's like four feet tall. You can fast forward. This is the same balloon that we're using. Same balloon. God, it goes on so easy. Boy, this is a tiny man. I've said it from the start. Like tiny, tiny.

Yeah, it is a tiny man. Got some girth. He's tiny. some girth. Put it in there. Stop my stomach tight. My tummy. It does turn up more on the back of it. Yeah. Hold on a second. What's she doing now?

I think it's going to be one attempt, one heroic attempt. It's got to be one shoulder that you've got to dip. One shoulder you have to dip. This is where we're at. This is where we are. Fill him up sitting, stand him up, and then he drops one arm. Okay, so we've got to fill him up sitting.

We've got to fill him up again and drop the other arm. Yeah, you guys just have to fill him up. Let's fill him up. I'll fill him up. So he's like under the chest? Yeah, we've got to get a little higher, so we fill you up. We've got to get it to your chest. And then one arm.

Marianne. Marianne. Wait, but that didn't work. No, it did. But why is he back to- That's the hard part. Why is he back to not being in? Oh, how did he get to that point?

Oh, shit. Dude, that was tiny. He is. He might be four flat. He's a tiny man. We gotta get the dimension. I mean, is he on his knees? I would tower over that chick.

Okay. Alright, so then we gotta fill it up. This guy's a Fleming too, by the way. Oh yeah. Named out there. Oh, it is a Fleming. It's literally a a fleming it says imagine me in that position that's the payoff

where should we go from here all right so maybe we're gonna fill it up right now, and then when you stand up with it filled up, and then just try to get to your chest. We'll help. This actually, wait. I think I gotta go in the front. I think I gotta go in the front. Sit back.

Sit all the way back. Yeah, lay back. Yeah, lay back. Like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause that's all moisture. Pull it from the front. Now let it go. Now seal it.

Fill them up from the front. Yeah, lay back. Yeah, lay back. Like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's all moisture. Blow from the front. Now let it go. Now seal it. Fill them up from the front. Oh! Oh! This is great.

I'm telling you. All right, seal it again. Seal it again. Ow. Ow. Seal it again. That was way better. That was better.

That was great. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it dry. Let it again. Ow. Ow. Feel it again. That was way better. That was better. Let it go.

Let it go. Just ease it in there. Yeah, until it's full of air. And then stand up with it. Because it's sealed around you. I think that's the good thing is it keeps blowing up. And then bulging in. We're going to get to a point where I thing is to keep blowing it up and then inching in. We're going to get to a point where I just have to go for it. But you can go for it in a slow way.

How are we going to keep the arm? Just let it fill up right now. Let's see it fill up all the way. So don't do anything for until it's full. for power you good thumbs up okay it's pretty inflated. All right, wait, wait. Let's go. Let's get it.

Let's get it. Yep, yep, yep. On the count of three, we're going to pull it up to his chest. Oh, my God. One, two, three. No, there's no way. Step, step. Keep taking little baby steps.

Yep. Yeah, yeah. We got nipples. We got nipples. Jessica Rabbit. That was huge. That was huge. Right now, let's fill it up again.

Oh, we don't have nipples. Fill it up again. No let's fill it up again. Fill it up again. No, no, we're okay. Fill it up again. Sealed? No. Can we have a safe word for Kyle? Keep it sealed. All of it.

Yep. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. The battery is beeping on the phone.

No. Oh, my God. We got to... Okay, we're back. Okay. All the way. Go all the way. Don't do anything yet. Don't do anything yet.

Don't do anything yet. Don't do anything yet. Yeah, yeah. Get it all the way. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, yeah.

A little more. A little more. Yeah, yeah. The more air, the more it can kick down. All right. Come on up. Come on up. No?

All right. All right. Wait, wait, wait. air, the more we can kick down. All right, come on up, come on up. All right, all right. Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet. Don't go away. Which shoulder do you want to do? We fill, we do one shoulder. Which shoulder? We fill, we do one shoulder.

Which shoulder? We do left. Left shoulder, all right. Fill, we fill, and then shoulder. We're going to do one shoulder. All right, so we're going to fill and do left shoulder. We're going to fill and do left shoulder. All right.

I'm going to, you guys. Just do one, take off. Just do one. Pull slowly, gonna fill and do left shoulder. All right, you guys pull slowly. Be careful with your pulling. I'm gonna try to get you slack going that way. Not yet, not yet, not yet. Just fill, just fill. Fill.

Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill.

Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes!

Oh my god! Careful! You gotta feel it more then! You gotta dip your shoulder down more! You gotta fill it more then. You gotta dip your shoulder down more. You gotta almost like... Yeah, it's on you guys. You guys gotta... There you go Kyle, there you go. Alright, yeah, because the more it comes back towards us...

Sorry, let's get it closer to your neck. This side has to go closer to his neck because there's so much stress on it right now. So dip your shoulder more, Kyle. It's on you guys. Alright, there we go, there we go. There we go, there we go. Oh my god. more Kyle. How are we going to do the other shoulder? I'll stay right here to not have too much. So Kyle, when you're getting your right shoulder in, you've got to dip your left shoulder too. Right. So you get all the way down. Yeah, just not a lot of control.

Careful. Oh my god. Careful. Oh, oh, oh. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Now we gotta blow him up.

So now we gotta get, we gotta blow him up and we gotta get closer to his neck. Yeah, and then we gotta get closer to his neck. Alright, so seal everything else. But blow it up big. Blow it up big. Keep big. Blow it up big. Keep going. Blow it up big. Oh my god. Keep blowing.

Keep blowing. Alright. Yeah! Yeah! It's in the balloon! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Now we have more lucky than before!

Now we have more lucky than before! Yes! Do you want to take your gum? Oh my god. You don't want to take that. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. Good? Should I get my head in there? No, he'll die. You'll die! You'll die! You can feel down your neck. Oh my god. I'm afraid.

Alright now seal it. Yeah! He did it! He did it! Yes! Fuck you! There he goes! He's having it!

He's having it! He's having it! He's having it! He's having it! He's having it! Oh Oh, look at him go! Look at him go! Look at him fuckin' go! He fucking did it! He fucking did it! You're telling me this isn't cool? It's so funny! You're telling me this isn't cool? Oh my god! Oh my god! Look at him! Oh my god, what an incredible moment!

Oh! Fucking did it! Look at him go! Oh! moment oh fucking did it oh we got him go oh Oh Can you say this is incredible. Oh, my God. Look at him. He's jumping really high. He's just bouncing. Holy shit. Holy shit.

You guys doubted this. I didn't think it was possible. You guys can't laugh. Haters, you're not allowed to enjoy this. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. You guys aren't allowed to enjoy this. Eddie and Joe, chaps, thank you.

You're a hero. We could not have done it without chaps. Holy shit. Incredible work, boys. What a moment. Oh, my God. I'm happy Incredible work, boys. What a moment. I'm happy we never stopped believing. What a moment.

We never stopped believing. Oh, my face hurts. Does this suck for you guys? No. It has to suck for you guys. I don't know. Look at him go. Look at him. Look at him.

He's having so much fun. He is having so much fun. He's so cute. He's jumping so high. I mean it gives insane spring No, no, Kyle, you might die. Kyle, give us your thoughts. I mean, it gives insane spring. It's just exhausting to have to move in it. But what I thought was going to be the worst moment of my life turned out to be the best. Yeah.

All right, man, I'll see you. Are you going to try to get your head in? No, I don't think it's a good idea. I could easily get it in. You could? Easily. I don't know what that would in? No, I don't think it's a good idea. I could easily get it in. You could? Easily. I don't know what that would do to me. I don't think.

Can you breathe? Yeah. All right, get the blower ready. Just hold your breath. Can we have a release plan before he does? I don't. You got to be bold if you want to make history. All right, just immediately pop it.

We need somebody who's got the scissors. I don't know if popping is good. Don't stab me. I got a knife. I got a knife. I'll stab him. You were sweating. I'm sweating profusely. You can just pop like right here. Do we do that?

Oh my god. He's gonna do it! Oh my god. If you were completely naked with that bump. Kyle. Good work, boys. Fucking incredible. History was made.

I'm so happy we did it. A lot of fun. Mook, thank you. We can rest now. Really funny. I could have had a lot of fun with that. Dude, you were bouncing. We're going to put you in again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Someday that we're bored, we're just going to be like, should we put Kyle in a balloon? That balloon is so wet, dude. I was sweating so much. You were bouncing really high, man. Kyle, you looked so awesome bouncing. Brandon is so mad. Brandon is so mad. Oh, my God.

He's so mad. Why was he not enjoying this? Look at him. The haters and the losers. I didn't think it was possible. Oh, my God. He doubted us, Kyle, and we proved him wrong, and we got to enjoy one of the best moments ever.

I was so angry. We did, too? Yeah. You're so angry. No, but you and we got to enjoy one of the best moments ever Yeah, you're sure No, but you weren't allowed to enjoy it The feeling that we had me chaps Titus mook when we when he got all the way in Yeah, Kate Kate to Kate was was a believer from the beginning page. Oh My god, I accidentally recorded the explosion in slow motion, and I'm so glad I did. And KB's a trooper. That was not easy.

Oh, no. That was so hard. That took months. That took thousands of dollars. Yeah, a lot of money. Actually thousands of dollars. A lot of money invested in that. How much money?

Probably $1,500. $300, $400. Yeah, probably $1,500 of money invested in that. How much money? Probably $1,500. $300, $400. Yeah, probably $1,500 to get him in there. Worth it. Worth every second. Absolutely worth it. I wish we hadn't done it on the day that Chase showed us that guy hitting shots. Yeah, it's going to be overshadowed.

I know. He's kind of second place. Yeah. That's true. Can we see a replay of him bouncing around? I want Kyle to see himself. Oh, my God. I seriously feel like I'm going to go home tonight and just be like,

what did you do today? Well, we did it. We did it. They'll know when you get home. Yeah. I can't believe. I'll be honest. I can't believe you guys did it.

I can't believe you did it. I didn't think there was a chance. No. Look at him. Expressively higher. You guys couldn't have done it without me and Brandon not believing. We motivated you. A little bit.

Look how high you're jumping, man. No, it was fun. Just like exhausting, but fun. Wow. That was the moment. Felt like I... That's why we Viva the moment. That's why we Viva. Yeah, that's why we do this. That's why we show up every day.

We put on our hard hats every day and come into work for moments like that. A naked man would have been the funniest. That's what you looked like in there? Doing those squats? Yeah, when you were bouncing. This bounce was the funniest. Let him go. Oh, fuck.

You guys are amazing. Thank you. That was incredible. Congratulations to that side of the room. Thank you. From this side of the room. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Maybe someday you guys will have a moment like we just had.

Maybe. Maybe, but I doubt it. Probably not. You know, deep down, when you're driving home tonight, Brandon, you're going to be like, I should have believed.

Yeah. Should have believed in those guys. But I saw the same thing y'all did. I saw them bouncing just like you did. So bad.

I will say Nick is right. Nick's hating definitely motivated me. Not Brandon's. I knew you guys hated that. I'm fine being a villain. Nick's hating definitely motivated me. Not Brandon's. I knew you guys hated that. I'm fine being the villain. My hating wasn't even... You were out there eating Cheetos.

Yeah, you were eating Cheetos. Yeah, you were more indifferent. Nick was being a true hater. You were being... You were just bored with it. I was really just trying to get to the Cheetos. Yeah. The Cheetos.

All right, well, spin the wheel. I mean, everyone, please subscribe. What if it lands on balloon? Oh. And we have to do it again. We're going to do it again. Yeah, visually the funniest thing of all time. Kyle.

I mean, you bouncing. It's slippery. Try. Oh, it's slippery. Oh, man. TJ, look at the video I just sent you. Wow. Of him bouncing. Liam got a good video of you just bouncing across the entire court. Oh, man.

That is hilarious. I feel accomplished. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Incredible body, Kyle. Yep. Yeah, I don't think anybody else physically could have done it. Yeah. A much skinnier man could have easily done it.

I don't know if I could have. It would be great if we found out that the Irish guys, it took them a month and they failed so many times. If we just put the end of that, we're just like, oh, those guys rock. They just got a guy in a balloon. Oh, man.

I don't know what to do now. Yeah, where do you go from there? What is life? That's why I didn't want to do it. I don't want to That was how depressed you guys are have a weekend, I guess I Can't wait to show my kids everything. It's so funny the balloon come down is so real hard like this I'm like, I mean, oh it's came through grainy Shit why'd it come through grainy?

He's got to airdrop it probably. I'll airdrop it. Don't play this. Get out of it. Get out of it. Airdropping it, TJ. TJ, airdrop. I'm trying to airdrop you TJ My phone's name is Doug Dibbidome

What? On airdrop What are you laughing at Brando? The Viva tweet of Move over Jessica Rabbit Him moving seductively in the balloon I can't do it TJ why? What do you mean?

I'm trying to airdrop to you. My phone comes up as Doug Dibadon's iPhone. No, it doesn't. It comes up as TJ. Oh. Here, I'll get closer to you. You got to be gassed No I'm good Warrior

I like felt bad Like plucking Like plying the balloon And trying to push it up On your body It was just like It never hurt at all It felt like

It felt like we were torturing Refreshing It felt It didn't like It wasn't uncomfortable Like whatsoever It was just like... It never hurt at all. It felt like we were torturing you. Refreshing? It felt like it wasn't uncomfortable whatsoever. It was a little tight, but fine. Holy shit. We don't need to... We all saw it.

It was just me bouncing. Perfect patio weather. There it is. There's all saw it. Yeah, I guess so. It was just me bouncing. Perfect patio weather. There it is. There's the Viva. Oh, yeah. That was huge. That was a little baby step. Sexy moves.

That is. He's in there trying to. Is this Big cat's card? no I won't yeah what a day what a day I feel like I need a cigarette

wow yeah you guys are depressed yeah you are you'll never have that moment you'll never do it again no it's blurry at the beginning but that's the camera tj so play that one i think oh my god kyle i'm so proud of you i am i'm legit i feel it yeah so we don't have to watch i mean you bouncing across the gym we don't have to watch. I mean, you bouncing across the gym. We don't have to.

This is up there with the 41 free throws for me. Yeah. This is, I mean, this is like. Yeah. They said it couldn't be done. They literally, those two said it to our faces. I don't know that we did. I did.

At least we overstated how. You got, no. We just did it. So bad. You got Cheetah on the breath. Cheetah. Always do. Yeah just did it. So bad. You got Cheetah on the breath. Cheetah. Always do.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Cheetah's on the breath. Cheetah breath walker. That's what the boys, that's what Blacktop and the boys

are going to call me. I want to go down there. I'm just watching you bounce. Is it an optical illusion or is he jumping really high? No, he said he got more spring, right? Yeah, I got a significant amount of more spring because I can't jump.

Oh, maybe that's our next thing is, yeah, someone dunking in a balloon? No. Someone could, yeah. I don't think that's a thing. I think it's Dizzy Balloon. Oh. All right, we don't have to play it tj in the show oh here it is nice it's so good.

I think this is the perfect joke. It can make any human being laugh from any age, any area. Yes. That's it. This and Dizzy Bat, we've been doing good, clean fun. Yeah. All right. Well.

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