The Yak - Fella Friday Part 2 Leads Us to the Swamp Land | The Yak 10-20-23

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Through the end of the week, that's called rowback.com, R-O-B-A-C-K.com. 20% off all performance hoodies, crew necks, joggers. I'm wearing the joggers right now. It is jogger season. 20% off, code YAK. Go right now.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Roback.com. Most comfortable clothes in the world. Q-Zips, too. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies. I don't know if we – our tech has been touch and go. By the way, welcome back, KB and Nick. We missed you very much. Missed you guys. Missed you guys.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yep. Yep. We missed you very much. Kyle, I want to just, in full transparency, we had Will and Taylor on yesterday, and we did replay your wrestling match with Will. I apologize. I said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:12 No, that's okay. You held your own. Don't need that. Okay. All right. Fair, fair. Actually, I needed that. You're way bigger now, though.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Yeah, that's what we did say. We're like, that was before Kyle got huge. That prompted a lot, though. Yeah, that's what we did say. We're like, that was before Kyle got huge. That prompted a lot of things. Yeah. But I wouldn't, like, that's the worst when you miss a yak and then you start getting tweets about something. You're like, wait, what the fuck? What did I miss?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Yeah. But, yeah, it was good having the boys on yesterday. I love those guys. They are the best. They're awesome. They're going to come more. Like, so, Will obviously comes every week for a pro football football show. So once we open the new office, he said he's going to stick around all Thursdays.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Taylor will come a few times, so it'll be great. It's a short flight. Got the studio space. Get them in the mix. The worst part is I was content with that. I was content with that performance. I thought you held your own. It was impressive. That's what I'm saying. I was content with that. You weren content with that performance. I thought you held your own. It was impressive.
Starting point is 00:02:05 That's what I'm saying. I was content with that. You weren't pinned. I love you telling me I held my own. You were just taken down. That's pathetic. Nobody ever says you held your own if you win. That's just two points.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I was happy about that. I was like, oh, I held my own. How much is a wrestling man? Do you believe that? Well, he's six foot. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Then I let that. I was like, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Then I let that.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I was like, yeah, that's a good coping mechanism. Yeah. It's facts, though. Kyle, how much is a wrestling mat? Like a good one. It's probably pretty expensive. Like a good size one. Oh, I mean, to you.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Well, I want to buy one. You got this, brother. I want to buy one for you. Have you learned that when you ask the price, you just say not that much? You can handle it. I can find it on Amazon. I actually don buy one. You got this, brother. I want to buy one for you. Have you learned that when you ask the price, you just say not that much? Yeah. You can handle it. I can find it on Amazon. I actually don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:48 They're probably cheap. That would be fun to pull out. Wrestling, coaching. Oh, that's a lot of money. Okay, never mind. But that's a full size. Yeah, those are also like permanent ones. We don't need a permanent one.
Starting point is 00:02:59 No, we need a rollout one. It would probably be great for our numbers if we all get ringworm. Yeah, we just need the gym class, like, folding. Yeah, the ones that stack up. Yeah, we'll get those. They have that smell. Yeah. I would love a wheel sliver where one of us at random has to wrestle Kyle to end the show.
Starting point is 00:03:15 And you have to try your hardest. You have to win. You have to win. We could get, like, a mat that's, like, you know, those, like, soft, massive puzzle pieces. We can kind of kill two birds with one stone for Kyle. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like those ones are like that thick.
Starting point is 00:03:31 A map mat? Yeah. And they're like, yeah. Because of his affinity for puzzle pieces or because of the symbol of his people? Yeah, right. Happy Fellow Friday. Happy Fellow Friday. I'm very excited for Fellow Friday
Starting point is 00:03:46 We did just come up with a genius idea Before we started That we should One, come up We should sell Yak fentanyl strips Yeah And really we should just sell them to Nicky Smokes Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:58 And then Also a strip that tells you if it's pee or cum I think it's a good Yeah, it would be good I think it would just be fun to pee or cum on the strip. Right. All right, what would be the scenario where you need a pee or cum strip? You make your girl squirt.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yeah. Man, you didn't think you had that. Imagine putting one of those out. Maybe it has like a little Snapple fact when the cum and pee come. She goes, oh shit, you're going to make me cum. And then she squirts everywhere and then you're not so fast yeah hold on one sec swab it up you lying bitch it's just a picture of all of our heads yeah okay so that's genius yeah we should do that uh you want me to call alison or polar and yeah
Starting point is 00:04:43 yeah tell him yeah just text it text him just be like peer cum strip smokes pulled me aside the We should do that. You want me to call Allison or Pilar and pee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell them. Just text them. Just be like, pee or cum strip. Smoke's pulled me aside the other day, and he's like, you know that prank show you guys were talking about on the Yak that I should do? And I was like, yeah. So I watched that other show you were talking about to get some inspiration.
Starting point is 00:04:58 I was like, Punk'd? And he's like, yeah, that's the one. And I was like. He's, I mean. But he said he's been studying the tape, but also him having never heard of punked was i mean that's yeah like it doesn't really surprise me it should but it doesn't because nothing surprised me with him but i think punked happened so long ago that he could just
Starting point is 00:05:17 copy it and yeah would yeah he'd have at least a month i think maybe that generation just doesn't know yeah yeah it was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah. It was a verb. Like you punked something. Yeah. You got punked. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Should we do Fellow Friday? Should we start? I'm very excited for Fellow Friday. I'm so excited for what Stephen Che has planned. I actually. Did you find one? Which pro athlete? I actually saw, because I was looking deep
Starting point is 00:05:50 for Fellow Friday, and I saw our guy Lukey Two-Time. No, not Lukey Two-Time. Lukey Lunchbox. And I was like, there's a chance Stephen could submit him. Yeah. That's the type of guy he would submit. He found this guy, he's like Batman, but horny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Am I introing my guy right now? No, no, no. We should. What did we do last time? We did a wheel. A bracket. A wheel, yeah. From the matchups, right?
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah, we should have known. Yeah, we did a wheel. Yeah. Yeah. So how many did everyone bring? Two. I have two. I brought two as well.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Oh, shit. So there's. I have two. TJ's keep saying that he has so many fellas that he doesn't know what to do with it i just have one so okay so tj will give you one okay how do you fellas i have three non-winners oh i also have non-winners but i i gotta submit them i have a good feeling about one of my guys the other guy maybe not all right you guys get somebody was like i got a lot of dms with fellas and somebody sent me one is like this is your guy so i opened it up and it
Starting point is 00:06:50 was a guy getting a blow job in red lobster what i didn't get that one kate okay that rocks i could still he filmed the video yeah he's like guys he shows the empty red lobster and then he's like check it out he's getting a blow job that'll be awesome go fight you go lead eight yeah he's like guys he shows the empty red lobster and then he's like check it out he's getting a blowjob that'll be awesome go fight you go lead eight yeah he could go far right put him in but like if you had multiple videos of him getting sucked in different like chain restaurants yeah yeah like chain restaurant blowjob review oh my god nobody thought of that yeah i pitched to be the titty fuck guy Yeah Or a stool Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:07:26 Chap Collins has charcuterie Dave pizza, of course Frank with hot dogs Nobody's doing titty fuck, so That would be great Yeah, it was pretty good It's a combo algorithm
Starting point is 00:07:37 That no one knows It's like the apps The main course And the blowjob Yeah, yeah You don't really know It's like the BCS. Ambiance was a C.
Starting point is 00:07:48 My food was a little cold. That might be my fault. But the head. Magnificent. The chicken poppers were great. A little bit too much teeth. Yeah. Just seamlessly doing the reveal. I got the sour cream for my quesadilla
Starting point is 00:08:08 see you could do that on twitter didn't come very much you could yeah you could do it on twitter someone could do that on twitter yeah the twitter bots too have gotten out of control i i i probably shouldn't mention it because i kind of validate it but i have laughed that there's a Twitter bot that's replying to a lot of Barstool stuff called Butthole Barry. I don't think he's a bot. It's a guy's butthole. He might be a man.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I won't lie. It's just the same picture, the same butthole over and over and over. This guy that posts his butthole. And I do laugh, and I probably shouldn't say that because I'm going to encourage him to keep doing it. I don't think it's a bot. It's the same thing. That rules.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Because it's also like, what do you do with the name Barry? He's not even blurring it. It's not blurring it. He's just putting it out there. It's not hidden? No. No. He's got a worker.
Starting point is 00:08:55 All right, I'm going to look him up real quick. I want a few of these guys in all of our replies. And he always has the right context. I'm just using an example. Brandon was like this mississippi state team stinks and he was like complaining he would reply this stinks too and then it's the picture of his ball it's like always yeah which i understand bots are advanced and they can you know what's the right context but he's always like christian kirk was wide open he'll just be like me too yeah right right right exactly oh that's not a bot exactly yeah it's not just oh my god oh my god i don't know why i expected it wasn't it's his actual butthole can i get an at name i want i would like to see yeah we'll see it's
Starting point is 00:09:36 butthole underscore berry why are we yeah i feel like I shouldn't On fellow Fridays It's already butthole buried Yeah Which I probably shouldn't have But I won't lie I do lie
Starting point is 00:09:51 Oh man Oh no Oh no Oh that's not The kind of butthole I thought it was gonna be What do you mean What kind of butthole
Starting point is 00:10:00 Did you think it was gonna be I'm on your side I agree Do you know what I'm saying I thought it was going to be like. It might be my belly button. No, I think it's an asshole. I don't know if that's an asshole.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Oh, it's a belly button? No, it's an asshole. I don't want to be. I want to opt out of this. Because that's a boxer line. It's not always the same photo. I don't think that's a butthole, which is unfortunate. No, that cannot be a belly button.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Shut up, butthole Barry. I know a taint when I see one. Oh, my God. That's it. His bio is, I've got a nice bean hole. I'm the only one not looking at the asshole right now? You ain't? I'm the only one not looking at the asshole.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Let's see if peer pressure works. I'm not looking at the asshole. I don't want to see the asshole. I'm not looking at the asshole. Let's see if peer pressure works. I'm not looking at the asshole. I don't want to see the asshole. I'm not looking at the asshole. Wow. He's a wrestling guy. He's into wrestling. Checks out. Why has the asshole stopped the show?
Starting point is 00:10:56 I don't know. In 2023, it's hard to come up with a fresh, inventive idea on the internet. And Buttholeberry is that. Buttholeberry figured it out. Pioneer, yeah. It would be crazy if we did like Twitter fellows.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I just... Yeah, it's insane. Dude, at least it's not this guy. I'm not looking at your phone. Take a peek. You guys also missed that Jerry is requested a meeting with Tommy Walker. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yeah. So that's happening. Big Cat is the only person outside of Jerry that knows what it's about. And it's okay. I've given permission. He's given me the okay that it's not something illegal. It's nothing illegal. It's nothing nefarious.
Starting point is 00:11:41 He just wants to – he's on a fact finding mission all right well next friday tommy's coming to the office okay and we'll have a meet okay sit down great are we gonna film this meeting meeting um we could actually we should actually do that not live but just film it yeah although is that how business-wise meetings work i don't know if yeah we could we could and then we'll we'll you you'll give final approval if you want it to go out okay yeah that's fair that's fair um okay should we should we reveal our bracket how do we do it again we just wheeled okay let's submit it our everybody's got a one and a two right yeah and the the reigning champ for for september is george tries ipas yes so we'll once we get enough through this king we will hopefully be able to maybe
Starting point is 00:12:36 invite some of these fellas to the office and do fella con yeah fella con gotta at least get their picture on the wall at first yeah we'll we'll try to get like, you know, eight months into this and then try to do a FellaCon. Like a CoachFella? Yeah, yes. Where we just hang out with them for a day. Yeah, man. We don't even have to video teach.
Starting point is 00:12:55 CoachFella is the... Yeah. Oh, I sent it to you too. Oh, you were going to... Did you see the butthole? Did you see it? I haven't heard that why come out of your mouth for a long time. I didn't see it, but that's all my messages are now. Oh, everyone texted you. Oh, everybody's sending you the butthole? Did you see it? I haven't heard that Y come out of your mouth for a long time.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I didn't see it, but that's all my messages are now. Oh, everybody's sending you the butthole. I texted it right away. I did, yeah. I'll send it to you, Brandon. I don't need it. I don't want it. I got you, man.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I'm going to be honest. I respect this guy because I'm afraid to look at my own butthole. And that's a bad butthole. You'll never see my butthole. His most recent tweet, Killers of the Flower Moon, here's my flower moon. He's good.
Starting point is 00:13:30 He's funny. He's good. We got to hire this guy. Shout out Butthole Barry. If he ever was on Yak Idol, I don't think John Rich is here right now. No, that's facts. Sorry, John Rich.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Can I submit Butthole Barry as my butthole? We've never seen your asshole. Butthole Barry, what do you do? And he just slowly takes down his pants. Okay, all right, all right. That I submit Butthole Berry as my goalie? We've never seen your asshole. Butthole Berry, what do you do? And he just slowly takes down his pants. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:48 All right. That's good. That's good. It's like if Danny Jackal wasn't messing around. Yeah. Yeah, he'll go up to people at the campus of USC and he'll be like, hey, do you want to see my asshole? They're like, what? He shows the ass?
Starting point is 00:14:07 Yeah. On a bag of asshole chips. He shows his asshole. Yeah. Person's like, where's the camera? He's like, no, there isn't one. There's no camera. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Of course. What? Geez. What? Yeah, he has some problematic things. Oh, no way. He had an end right as fun. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Butthole Berry canceled. What did he do? Where did he find that? He just scrolled. Down to March. March was colder than usual. Oh, no. Butthole Berry's been milkshake ducked.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Who would have thought the guy that just responds with his ass. I'm a cornball for exposing him. Fuck. Never meet your heroes. I denounce. Yeah. I disavow Butthole Barry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Officially. Is he white? Yeah, I think. Did you see the butthole? That's not not gonna stop him though no but we have to officially someone else we need someone else to take that role yeah real shame if a pussy paula stepped up right fella slower winks that eyelid drooped yeah there's now a void on the internet for a non-racist butthole barry yeah yeah so we we
Starting point is 00:15:24 will take submissions i don't know if he just changes non-racist butthole Barry. Yeah. So we will take submissions. I don't know. If he just changes his name to racist butthole Barry, that's a good thing. Yeah, at least he's telling you. Racist butthole. He starts writing slurs in his butthole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:41 He's responding to people looting. Oh, man. That would be funny loot this speaking of uh buttholes i guess and doing a little cleanup on something we talked about early this week the wipe off discussion we had yes we have potentially a sponsored wipe off segment yes don't even i know exactly who's sponsoring. I knew they'd come crawling back.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Sponsoring a wipe-off. Okay. How does that look like? What is a wipe-off? At no point do I want to see how much shit is in any of your asses. Wait, what is a wipe-off? Sponsored, dude. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:19 It's for money. I don't know how any of this could be filmed, and I don't know who would consume. We take mannequins, and we put them on toilets, and we have each of you display your wiping technique. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Now we're talking. Yes, that's easy.
Starting point is 00:16:32 That's easy. I do like that all of our minds went to we're going to have to wipe our own asses. I don't have to wipe my ass on camera. It might be a part of the invitational, actually. Oh. Listen. We're having meetings about wiping asses there's very few things dj will come up to me like every like couple weeks it'd be like this this product wants
Starting point is 00:16:51 sponsored like is it money yes okay done yeah done yeah we'll wipe sales people come up and they're like are you cool being sponsored by this yes yes we wipe. We'll wipe on command. It would be cool if we had to play Pictionary, but wipe the ass to get you guys to guess what the shit stain looks like. Yeah. Or we start with a canvas that has a ton of shit on it and we have to wipe the shit off. Oh yeah. And we flip it upside down and it's one of the players, like, hugging their mom. Is this just an asshole show now?
Starting point is 00:17:28 I think it always has been. Yeah. I just, like, laugh about, like, sales meetings when they, like, talk to clients, and they're like, we're looking for something a little more gross. And they're like, well, we do have this show. They will do anything. Yeah. The company saw the wipe wipe off conversation and was like
Starting point is 00:17:47 in we're in let's go what about the erotica book wasn't there there's potential that the rollout of that will be have some sort of sponsor yeah love it and we figured out so so the the official name of the book because i guess we can't say a new y Times bestseller. It's going to be the very top left in small print, Mark Titus is, and then the title will say a New York Times bestseller. Yeah. Yeah. That plays.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah. I don't think we can sell a book. Technically, it will be Mark Titus is. And I also love this because I don't think Titus has fully realized that his name will now be attached to this book forever. Forever. So when you search it, Mark Titus is. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Like, oh, he wrote a book. Oh, he wrote another book. Now a prisoner of this company. Write a third book. That being wedged in your. Yeah. I should. It has to be like an academic something.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah. This is how we get you. Yeah. We're like the mafia. is that being wedged in your yeah i i should it has to be like an academic something yeah yeah but this is how we get up with uh yeah we're like we're like the mafia we just get you to do one hit and then we got you drop this bag off for me yeah once i do it you can't leave yeah you cannot leave also this book i think everybody wrote like three four pages it's gonna be like this big i don't know tj was saying we're gonna space it out nicely i mean it's 46 word document pages so i don't know what that scales down to and like size can we make the book like bowed so you can fuck it like somehow print it like with a pussy on it we should put a pussy in it yeah or a butthole or butthole something for the ladies yeah we love butthole. So, fella, Friday
Starting point is 00:19:25 is a thing that we're doing, right? Yeah. Sure is. What fellas do you have, Brandon? I have two good fellas. I feel good about my fellas. Did you find them or you got sent? I found both of them. I've been sitting on one fella for like six
Starting point is 00:19:42 weeks. Whoa. I've been getting some guys DMing themselves. They're the fellas. They're sending videos of themselves. Yeah. I don't reward that. No, that doesn't work. The second you become self-aware.
Starting point is 00:19:54 No. You're not a fella. Not a fella. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to everyone who helped me, sent me some fellas. Appreciate that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:04 So let's do it. Yeah. Let's get into fellow Friday. Let's do it yeah let's get into fellow friday let's wheel it that's how we did it right we just wheeled for matchups yep yeah okay we chose who goes on you yeah i just saw okay oh brandon so I'm up first. Yeah. Okay, no pressure, Brandon. No pressure, no pressure. No pressure. Number one overall seed.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I don't go now, do I? Yeah, you find out who you're going up against. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right. Oh, brain in the brain. Good.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Head to head. Okay. That's bad luck. All right. So I got the – okay. Okay. That's not great. Well, you're going to – no, you're at least in the second round. I'm at least in the second round.
Starting point is 00:21:02 They might tie. I didn't advance a guy last time. Yeah, you're at least in the second round. I'm at least in the second round. They might tie. I didn't advance a guy last time. Yeah, you've advanced someone. So, TJ, I guess we'll go guy one against guy two. We'll go guy one first. Do you know their names? I know. Are you sure that's the right?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Should you go guy two first? I'm going to go guy one first. Okay. As your one seed. It's your thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll sit back.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I think Fellow Friday, based off the last episode, has very heavy recency bias. I think we always voted through the second one we saw. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll see. TJ, you got number one ready? And I can introduce him? Yeah, I don't know if the audio is on.
Starting point is 00:21:37 All right. So this guy's name is Moto Mike. Oh, okay. And Moto Mike is just a 350 pound motocross driver. And he also rides shirtless every time. That's who my fellow number one is. This is strong. How many followers?
Starting point is 00:21:54 On Instagram, not many. On TikTok, like 200,000. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So he's shirtless every time. And that's just. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:22:02 That's just him. Yes. And that's just him. That's pretty much every video he does is that. Oh, hell yeah. Yes. So Moto Mike. He's fat, never wears a shirt, and he rides. There he goes. There's one more if you go back to his main page.
Starting point is 00:22:25 So that third video on the top row, that's him branching out and doing something. Oh, Moto Mike. He's really good. Is he too talented to be a fella? I think he, I mean, let's try. He did one video that's not a motocross. It's the third one on the top there. And let's see how you guys think about his interpretation of this.
Starting point is 00:22:43 He's just photped himself into it. Oh, wait. This is good. Oh, baby. This is good. Yeah. Yeah. So that's Moto Mike.
Starting point is 00:22:52 He created the wave. This is good. I would normally say too many followers for a fella, but having a video with 64 likes when you have 200,000 followers is almost so hard to do. It qualifies you back to. This video saved him. I think he's yeah this video saved him i think he's a super i just think he's a fella so um even though he's got a little bit too many followers now the
Starting point is 00:23:10 next guy so that's moto mike sure strong wrong the second guy i only know his first name is tyler and i don't know that he has any discernible talent i don't know that he's discernibly really interesting for this section uh but i i just want to put him out there and see if you guys think he's a fella. Go with guy number two. Hey, honey. It's Tyler O'Day. Play this again. It is Tyler O'Day.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Mayor Pete just came on the TV, said they're putting flags pride flags in the front of all the planes tyler is tyler he doubled himself up too yeah he did and then one's an old but after a long day at work i just like to come home get natural and just throw on the tv so this is what i look like um when i don't have my makeup on. Usually really natural look. He is a fella. I don't know who he is. Who is it? Barstool.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Well, he's a fella. Yeah. He quit Barstool to go be the social media for a building. Yeah. That's fella behavior. Yeah. Yeah. He was on the last Christmas special.
Starting point is 00:24:22 It was actually one of the funniest Dave Portnoy shows when when he's just like how do we lose this guy to a building he's like this is ridiculous we can't be losing our top guys to buildings he was the one that tweet like uh the empire state building changing their colors for the covid vaccine yes yeah he's the one who does all of that yeah yeah i like. I like that. He is a fella. So that's Moto Mike against Tyler O'Day. I didn't expect them to go against each other, but that's my boys. I think Moto Mike. I like Moto Mike. I love Moto Mike.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I think Moto Mike is strong. Round two. You're so right, Brandon. Moto Mike, he's just doing something that's not really that – I don't want to say it's not interesting, but it's just kind of normal. Right. He's fat. He's fat.
Starting point is 00:25:04 And by being fat and by taking your shirt off off it makes it incredible fat and overly confident right and bonus points for the alliteration and nickname that's a big time like if he was if he was like moto ryan no he might he might moto mike now i want to see how deep his bag is round two i want to i want right, that's true. There is something about the simplicity of it. I forget TJ's guy that was just hitting dingers over his house. Oh, yeah, that guy was true. Something about just doing something very simple.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and tell you. The bag, not very deep. Okay. I got a guy who has no depth in his bag. I think that's also a bad sign. Who only does one thing. George didn't really have a deep bag. No, that's true. George had a very deep bag. I think that's also a sign of a good fella. Who only does one thing. George didn't really have a deep bag. No, that's true. George had a very deep bag. They were all
Starting point is 00:25:50 different beers. Oh, that's true. That's true. George tries IPAs. This is the same bike, the same guy. Moto Mike. Alright, I like Moto Mike. Good job, Brandon. On to the second round. Look at you. Wow. Look at you. Brandon, you've advanced. I've advanced for the first time ever.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Who's next? All right, here's my third guy. All right, Moog. So you think. Marquee. All right. Buckeye, bro. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Why did you get the? What's up with that? I don't like Penn State. Hell yeah. That's right. I've had this for a minute. Marquee Alright Buckeye bro Yeah dude You got the I mean I love it What's up with that I don't like Penn State Hell yeah That's right I've had this for a minute I've been waiting
Starting point is 00:26:30 I've never worn it before You waited till today I like it Today was the day I love it I think bright red Is your color man Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:37 Me too yeah Really brings out your freckles Really brings out your everything I'm feeling cute today You're glowing yeah you are cute today um um let's go with uh james that that one was the first one that i'm no last name mononymous james because that was the that was the order are we am i revealing it now or i gotta yeah we're doing the matchup at all or no you want to yeahup? Or no, do you want to spin? Yeah, are you spinning again?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah, that's what I was. It's brand new. I can't believe you got James. Uh-oh. Kate. You two were strong with the fellas last time. They were. We were.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I kind of shit the bed this time. I should pull out of mine the overweight rollerblader that I sent you. Yeah, you should. But I'm not. I have a lady this time. A lady fella? I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that okay with you guys? What about that? Clear that with us at first. Is that okay with you guys? What do you mean? Is she a lesbian? I think pretty open to anything.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Oh, okay. We'll find out. Oh, okay. So I go first? Yeah. Yeah. So TJ, pull up just one of his first videos, just the first one with the headshot. So James runs, I believe believe like a church or an
Starting point is 00:28:06 outreach group out of his house uh he's got like a thousand videos that are just zoomed in selfie videos where he says the exact same thing um there's a wrinkle to this but this is jim bastin coming to you from my home here at he wins outreach at 1208 evergreen drive mannington west virginia oh two six five eight two, two. So yeah. So there are a thousand videos of him introducing the exact same thing over. It's that it's that every video is that it's that it's that. But then like one out of every thousand is he's an evangelical strength guy and he does a feat of strength where the lord is giving him power to oh he's also uh much heftier than the headshot would leave you so yeah so i love a shocking
Starting point is 00:28:53 okay god damn it a big reveal oh that's all you had What? What? It's our body. And he bends the fucking piece of stuff. What? What is he doing? What the fuck? What is he doing? Oh, my God. He's a pastor. He's bending it.
Starting point is 00:29:12 He's bending it? Watch this and tell me you don't believe in God. Oh, shit. Is that rebar? I think it is. He's a curve. That is rebar. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Oh, my God. I've never seen a shape like that. That's a curve. It is rebar. Yeah. Oh, my God. I've never seen a shape like that. That's brand new. Holy shit. Oh, my God. I need him to turn from the waist down. I think I would. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Can I see another feat of strength? Oh, my God. Yeah. Look at all these. So his page is just a bunch of headshots oh this guy's gonna be hard to beat this guy rules shout out shout out to the guy who sent me him yeah uh he's a patriot i was excited when you sent me this. Someone slid into the hole. Yeah. He's doing. Oh.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah. Post the misses. That's okay. I've never seen a body. His legs are growing. His legs are growing. No way. He's a tempted three for PR.
Starting point is 00:30:15 He's a tempted three for PR. He's got like a skinny face. Oh my God. So watch some of the headshot videos because i want to i want to drive home just how repetitive all these are this is jim bastin coming to you from my home here at hope builders oh my god well though eight evergreen drive manic like every single one is that cadence that and then he just does something and then pepper in a video where he's like watch watch me i i'm in shock
Starting point is 00:30:45 for god's glory i can't comprehend he's a weapon what is it james bastnett i gotta follow him this is i mean in his feats of strength are impressive yes for anyone i don't know if he can even walk. I haven't seen him walk. Oh, my God. Did they say he was from Mannequin, West Virginia? That's what it sounded like.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I don't find that. What a great fella. Is his name Bassnute, West Virginia? This one's funny. Is there audio? What's the? I want to have you come to my webinar this Thursday. Webinar? Webinar. Central Time Air this Thursday. That one's funny. Is there audio? What's the? Webinar? Webinar.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Rare bit. This is my favorite one. I mean, this guy's going to be tough to beat. What is that? A can. That's a big-ass hand. There we go. That's James.-ass hand. There we go. That's James. I mean, that's incredible.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I need to know his height. I think you can tell me anything. Yeah. 5'8 to 6'8. Yeah. Yeah. Well, fuck me. You need to see it.
Starting point is 00:32:18 This is a bad day for women. No, there's no... This is a bad day for women. Yeah, no, you have no chance. Like all days before this is true but this also my pick already wasn't great i i've been following her since before she like kind of blew up for a bit but most of her videos only get like 15 likes now but she's this woman from like hackensack new jersey who is just i don't know i've been following
Starting point is 00:32:43 her for like years now and she just is who she is. You're just going to slaughter her. You want to send her out to the wolves? You're going out to slaughter people. I love her. That's a shitty, that's just a shitty draw because my two fellows would have gotten smoked by that guy anyway.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Like he is, it might be, he might have just killed. I can't imagine a world where he loses. By the way, TJ, before we get too deep into this, do you have a bracket, actually? Like, are you actually somewhat? Okay. All right. I was making sure. Sorry for doubting you, TJ.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I don't stand a chance here. I just, for Saul. No, let's see your chick. This is Roz from Hackensack. Oh! That's a fella. She's a fella. She's going to have to eat that car.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Yeah. The Starbucks that are not in a Target store. Nobody has an effing clue how to make the pink drink that tastes like chocolate-covered strawberries. Especially on Essex Street in Hackensack.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Nobody knows what I'm talking about, how to look up the recipe, tell the girl how to make it. She's looking at me like I'm from another... She's female Jersey Jerry's. That's exactly what I'm... Yeah. I sit there for a half hour. The store is a shit show. Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I do a lot of videos. Love Starbucks. No, you're the color of Dunkin' Donuts. I need some gift cards. Oh. Because nobody knows how to make this except for Target. I like her. Oh, she is Jared.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah. You want to buy this? This drink's fab. Don't go to a regular Starbucks. Go to Target Starbucks. My only other thing about her that I've been following for so long, I love her, and she is obsessed with Pitbull. She thinks he is like the end-all, be-all
Starting point is 00:34:28 music artist. And her basket is like 10,000 videos deep. Many don't have that many likes. I'd say like one-fourth of them are about Pitbull. Can we see a Pitbull? I got 99 problems but I'll never,
Starting point is 00:34:43 ever be one of them. Oh, she's awesome. I like her a lot. I love her. She's got the yin-yang on the ring finger, too. The tattoo. She fucking parties. She gets fucked up.
Starting point is 00:34:56 She's like just- You keep her around. Yeah, I mean, this is the worst draw ever. Her biggest hang-up, I can understand her shape. Yeah. Yes, you can. Imagine, though, if we saw a big picture of her and she looked like James. Her biggest hang up I can understand her shape Yeah Yes Imagine though If we saw a big picture of her And she looked like James
Starting point is 00:35:08 Well Can you show the last video I sent you then So you can really get her shape She's like I don't know And then I like her
Starting point is 00:35:15 I'm gonna let her go She's fabulous She has to smell like A ton of cigarettes right She does She has great confidence I don't know I just love Roz
Starting point is 00:35:22 Just a fan Damn Poor Roz She beats Moto Mike She does beat Moto Mike In my opinion She's not up against Moto Mike great confidence i don't know i just love roz just a fan damn poor roz she beats moto mike she does beat moto mike in my opinion she's not up against moto no that's great for moto mike whoa yeah damn she's fat james around right now yeah i like she's a fella yeah she is And most of her videos Like don't get more than
Starting point is 00:35:46 A hundred likes Like she's Whatever but I She's out there doing it She should link with Leonard Yeldon Yes Yeah my guy from last time
Starting point is 00:35:55 She went on a Coney Island trip Yes Oh yeah Yes Love you guys She put Just put a little Like asterisk next to her
Starting point is 00:36:02 Because when we do A tough matchup Yeah when we invite All the fellas maybe we get a chick involved. Can she be the champion of the women's division? Great point. Yeah. I do like the idea of bringing one woman to the fella, the coach fella
Starting point is 00:36:16 and just like dropping her in the mix and watching what happens. Like a nature documentary. She's the kind of lady who gets a party going who like smooths things out for everyone. Certainly, yes. I like Roz a lot. The perfect name for her look.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Yep. But doesn't stand a chance. I mean, yeah, that guy is an enigma. So are we putting James through? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I want to see Nikki Smokes try to spit game to Roz.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I think she would be into it. I think she would. That it. I think she would. That's the perfect type. They would be going at it. Yeah. Really hard sex. One another. Really hard.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Really, really hard sex. All right. Who we got next? Okay. We got to have hard sex. We have to fuck so hard. Mookie! here we go i got one i'm really pumped about oh hell yeah i got one i'm really pumped about do you want to draw the second matchup or should i uh explain yeah I have two fellas I'm gonna go with fellow number one
Starting point is 00:37:27 uh life without limits okay I know life without limits okay do you guys know the guy who does the foot dabs yes okay yeah yeah yeah right I I I had I thought I had seen him and someone sent sent it to me, and I watched it.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Are you sending out your best? Yeah. So it's tricky because my fella, the first one I'm going to send out, is kind of like wholesome. Okay. That's okay. I kind of love him. There's actually a plus in the fella category.
Starting point is 00:38:01 And the second guy is just – Trash bag? Not even a trash bag. I don't even know if he's real. Okay. So I'm going to go with the fella category. And the second guy is just... Trash bag? Not even a trash bag. I don't even know if he's real. Okay. So I'm going to go with the first guy. I'm going to bring out my heavy hitter then. Let's give him Lil Log.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Life without limits versus Lil Log? Oh, my God. Yeah. In the first round? Heavyweight matchup. I will say shout out to whoever sent me this guy.
Starting point is 00:38:24 There was one guy on tiktok that said look at this stand-up comedian with uh disabilities and he sent a clip of of me so i i appreciate this guy for uh for hooking it up for real damn heavyweights in round one Yeah The committee got it wrong Poorly seated
Starting point is 00:38:49 Oh no I'm fucked Yeah I can't. Because without being able to figure out the streaming services, I have no idea what will get me Monday Night Football. This is sad. I thought I had it with Disney+, but for some reason it doesn't include the ESPN Sports Package. Wait, what? You're just bumming us out?
Starting point is 00:39:19 No, wait for it. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Mickey Mouse. Fuck Disney. Fuck Monday Night Football. It's off my list for the rest of my life. Wow. Instead, I'm going to have a drink to honor the great British baking show, which I'm watching instead.
Starting point is 00:39:39 So instead of football, I'm watching sweet little English people bake cakes. The drink I'm having tonight is a gin Ricky in honor of Prue who loves her gin. It's gin, basil. This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. He has motivational
Starting point is 00:39:59 videos. This is like if Stu Finer never got a testosterone shot in a wheelchair. This guy's happy. Even his fuck fuck espn fuck mickey mouse you could see stew saying that oh we can't oh man what the whole thing is even though i'm disabled i'm still having he ain't happy he's not happy at all the last time i can't watch monday night was all the way this is life without limits i thought limits was gonna be a guy in like a fucking wingsuit jumping off a cliff couldn't hold a cup with a lot of limits i don't even know if i call this life this guy is loving life okay he's not what are you saying i'm gonna show you a little log who i thought
Starting point is 00:40:43 if you go to his second ever video posted he's's like, even though I'm disabled, I'm having a great time. Dude, if I watch one more, I might kill myself. That was a sad one. I thought we were going to get Moto Mike jumping off a slide. I got that guy in motocross. That's life without limits. Moto Mike is life without limits. This guy's happy.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Is he feeding himself? Show me one smile. Show me one smile. Show me one smile. That one right there. We've been doing mezcal up until now. Got about two shots in. But we're going to mix it up. This is an alcoholic disabled man.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I think if the world's ending, I might as well go out on a hike. Bought some Candy store medical marijuana. He's getting high. Mook. You might be a disqualifier. The reason why I'm doing this is as a quadriplegic He's a quadriplegic
Starting point is 00:41:37 move. So basically this is my ability to say fuck you. I'm having a great time. Fuck you. Yeah, man. I like his message. I'm having a great time. Fuck you. Just to give you an opportunity. Yeah, man. Yeah, I like his message. He's having a great time. Have a great time.
Starting point is 00:41:50 If you can meet yourself, just kick him back and have a good time. It's so fucking easy. And then he gets fried, but he's an inspiration. Oh my God. Big guy, you good, man?
Starting point is 00:42:02 I don't know. What do you mean? This guy's loving life. Is good, man? I don't know. What do you mean? This guy's loving life. Is he, though? I'm proud of him. I'll say that he's making the best of life, like the best of the hand that he's been dealt. Would you want to spend a day with him?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, I want to spend a day with him. I just have one by Metallica going through my head as I'm watching darkness imprisoning me. Every single video is... I mean, listen. What the fuck, man? We can't shame Fellow Friday. There's no shaming.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Everyone's taking risks. But yeah, I don't know what's... That was the guy you were excited about? I don't know what I'm saying. That was his heavy hitter? I don't know how excited you were about him. I love that guy. That was your heavy hitter? I don't know how excited you were about him. I love that guy. That was your heavy hitter?
Starting point is 00:42:46 I wasted Lil Log on that? Can I get a Moto Mike palate cleanser? Yeah. Or maybe if you had James ripping something apart. Just James? Yeah. Telling us his address again. I mean, it was a good...
Starting point is 00:42:59 Again, I don't want to... I'm not going to write... We have to be positive. I'm not going to shame him. He's positive. No, no. The whole point of Fell Friday is we share our fellows. We're not doing the negative stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Different strokes, which that guy had multiple. Yeah. Obviously. But hey, man. Mook, he's in a wheelchair. He can't move. But he's making the most out of it. It goes to show you, you don't need everything. You said he's happy. He can't move. What can I even find out here? It goes to show you, you don't need everything.
Starting point is 00:43:25 He doesn't have anything. You said he's happy and he never his mouth was never pointed upward at any point in time. Well, that might be a physical. I mean, I like his message. He's dependent on alcohol and drugs that he can't feed himself. No, he takes nights off.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I went through the full catalog. Oh man, how did you survive that? It's not like a very sad... It is sad, but it's not sad. Sad fella. He's uplifting. Give us a little love. I think Mook is the fella being like, here, I found this guy who just watches...
Starting point is 00:43:57 All my brothers I wish for death. Yeah, Mook was like, this is a... Oh, God, please help me. This guy can't walk, can't lift his arms. All he does is booze. I don't know. I think he's the man.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Shout out Howard Spear, man. It is funny if you frame it like, you know, people use like Jocko and like all these like Ray K. Shared and inspired themselves. And Mook is just sitting there being like, look at this guy. This guy's inspirational. Yeah, he is inspirational. Still being like, look at this guy. This guy's inspirational. Yeah, he is inspirational. He's still boozing. He's still getting high.
Starting point is 00:44:28 He's still watching football. No, he's not. But he's not watching football. No, he can't find it. That was one video. He's watching the British Baking Show. He does a different drink. You actually, that actually might be my, you just showed me my hell.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Where I'm a quadriplegic that can't watch Monday Night Football. Yeah. That literally is like. I think you guys are being negative about it. You just showed us a quadriplegic that to get through his day has to drink and can't watch football.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You're taking it out of context. Nope. That's the exact context. That was the transcript. great jersey though man yeah and again it's not no offense to life without limits this is all on mook yeah he is a fella though i mean that's what you said the criteria yeah bad guy doing the same thing over and over true by choice though yeah he has a different drink every night okay what is we got log same thing over and over. True. By choice, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 He has a different drink every night. Okay, what is it? We got log life? We got Lil Log. Lil Log. He practices Pele kicks. That's Lil Log. That's it? That's it?
Starting point is 00:45:44 There's no soccer ball? Nope. He practices Pele kicks. Oh. Yeah. Pull up at the top one. Hell yeah, little log. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah. That'll do. Oh. He's like the direct opposite of Life Without Limits He's only doing videos with his legs He's also trying to put himself in a wheelchair We gotta send this guy a ball. Yeah. Oh, man. That's a little lock. He's just giving him a ball.
Starting point is 00:46:29 He's like, no thanks. What the fuck? Yeah. Why is he going so far out? Oh, this one's going to rock. Oh, it's a running? Oh! I call this, what was that?
Starting point is 00:46:44 The rebound. What do the comments say on his post? what was that what do the comments say on his post I call this the rebound elbow strike whoa bro this guy's living his best life I love it yep his body doesn't do what his brain wants it to
Starting point is 00:47:02 yeah he's your form is improving someone said bro keep at it your form is improving why does that guy lmfbo if you're gonna say if you're gonna say f why did you say why say b good question that's a good oh wow yeah laughing my fucking butt laughing my freaking oh freaking butt laughing my freaking butt that's a little log that's pretty good thank you this one's tough for me i don't know i'm gonna do it yeah let's all do a secret palette yeah we don't want to hurt any feelings he tried his bag's deep too we. We're going to put Little Log through. Yeah, Little Log is... My second guy is good. You said your first guy was good.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I thought he... He's a heavy hitter, dude. Your second guy is dead. He's a dead body. Your first guy is probably dead. Yeah. No, he's... All right, so Little Log is through.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Oh, my God. He brought a woman. He brought a pair of... All right. All right. I'll go with the politician first, who I don't... We'll wait to see who I'm going up against. He's basically James the Pastor if James the Pastor didn't have lifting.
Starting point is 00:48:25 So it's a limited... Oh, yes. Oh, here we go. I think Che might win this one because this guy who I found, if you want to go to his Instagram, just show his whole Instagram, he's running for office.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I don't really know if he's actually running a campaign. He also has some very hot takes. Jersey Jerry? Yeah. If you go to his page, I think he has like, does he even have 1,000 followers? He might have 100 followers. Wow, that's big.
Starting point is 00:48:55 And he does the same video. He has 1,000 videos, and it's the same every time. 104 followers candidate for u.s house is representative for virginia eighth district alexandria arlington falls church he isn't following anybody that's cocky he's harak for congress um yeah if i follow him uh yeah he yeah you can just click on any video. I don't know what he talks about, what he's going to do, but every video starts the same.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Hello there. This is your question, Kim. I'm from America First Canada for U.S. Congress in Virginia's 8th District. That's Arlington, Alexandria, Falls, Georgia, Fairfax County, in Northern Virginia next to Washington, D.C., Swampland. That's the big one, Swampland. Missouri, St.C. Swampland. That's the big one, Swampland. Missouri St. Louis. And here's the Accelerate building.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Thousands of videos just this. Faster innovation. He needs to. Wait, wait, he's not actually running, is he? I think he is. Ed Mayer. This is your question, Kim. I'm an American First candidate for U.S. Congress. This is a good guy. That's every time.
Starting point is 00:50:24 And he's like always saying the same shit. He's always at like a... There's always a lot of kids around. He's at like... He just does that over and over. A thousand, two thousand posts. They do believe. It just does that over and over. A thousand, 2,000 posts. That's all they did on Alexandria. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:47 They do believe. Oh, he was in Illinois in the 60s. Interesting. Yeah, see, he's got some hot takes. The Lewis Zoo. The juxtaposition of the zoo and that comet. Oh, wait, I just saw another one. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. As you know, Christians all over the world believe that Jews killed Jesus Christ because that's what the Gospels say. And the Gospels say that Israel... This took a turn. Oh, there's another one, TJ, you can find. You can scroll down.
Starting point is 00:51:16 You can see it in the... Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, the peace sign is a weird juxtaposition. Keep going. There it is. Oh. This is a is a weird juxtaposition. Keep going. There it is. Oh. This is your question.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Look at my house. First candidate for U.S. Congress. That's great. That's Alexander Fosch. From Fox County in Northern Virginia. Nice to watch you in D.C. It's one of the last. In front of a Confederate flag from a Confederate gunboat.
Starting point is 00:51:45 CSS Hampton. You know, this is Virginia. As you know, Richmond, Virginia was the capital of Confederacy. He keeps the peace sign up the whole time. What does he say? Iraq likes Confederate display naval equipment. Encourages Virginians to fly
Starting point is 00:51:59 Confederate flag at home. Reserve Virginia culture. But listen, he's got some taste, but you see the peace sign? He's coming in peace. Swamp land. Do it with a smile on your face. I kind of want to vote for this guy.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I like him. This guy is Barry's butthole. It's the same guy. Look at all these videos. They're the exact same thing. Swamp land. Deep bag, deep bag. He did have a – yeah, he went out with some honeys. Oh, yeah, if you see the pictures.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Oh, yeah. Right there, right there, the pictures one to the right of that. What is Zin Zin Addy? Oh, that wasn't, yeah, he went out partying. Oh, man. Swamp land. Swamp land. Oh.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Oh. Oh. Okay, so, yeah, that's my fella. Again, he doesn't have i like him he has like he throws 99 on the black he has no second love peace and love kill the jews yeah right right it's a weird juxtaposition and he's a minority and he's just like i stand with the confederates and yeah it's a he's an interesting fella harak for for Congress. Get out and vote 2024. That side note, I have a friend who is a stoolie who had a stroke at a young age, and he's been in a hospital for over a year and cannot walk, can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:53:15 And he replied, oh, my God, Mook's pick is so depressing. What do you mean? Shout out, Ray Ray. Hope you're doing well? Oh, no. Shout out, Ray Ray. Hope you're doing well. Oh, man. I love... Never mind. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Life without limits, man. Swampland. Don't worry, Mook. You're about to be saved by whatever's about to come out of this man's mouth across the room. I think I'm about to catch a dub. Yeah, I think you might as well. I was not. You know what his is?
Starting point is 00:53:51 No, I'm just saying Harak for Congress was one of those fellas I found. Was Ray strategic for this matchup? Yeah. Harak for Congress is a guy I found who then, it might have someone sent it to me. I was like, he is a fella. I don't think he'll advance, but also shout out him for doing it for like literally no interaction. No, and you're using your platform for a good thing.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Yeah, rock for Congress. I might have to change my Twitter bio. Chief of staff. This guy came across my radar the other day on Twitter. He did a TikTok stitch that went a little bit viral. I went to his page on TikTok and he offers... I don't know where he lives. He's got
Starting point is 00:54:32 3,700 followers. He gives real-life dating advice. Pretty interesting dude. Let's play the video I sent you, TJ. Where do single men between the ages of 28 and 40 go on Saturdays? It depends on the guy, really. I can actually sometimes be at home doing some repair work
Starting point is 00:54:51 or even playing some video games, while other times I'll actually visit a variety of different places. Sometimes I'll be riding a trail at a local park. Oh, this guy rules. Sometimes I'll admire the sunset by a lake or flat or high enough places or even some unusual things, Oh, this guy rules. I love this guy. believe it or not mainly because i got bored with a repetitive lifestyle work home sleep all the time when i wanted to do more than that in life like the time when i went out to this railroad museum over 300 yeah this guy rules i'm a fan of his city near said railroad museum after admiring the big great lake near it is he just for the fun of it that was a 600 mile run in only one day just for the fun of it i even went on an around 800
Starting point is 00:55:47 mile round trip just to be a rail fan just because i felt like it so yeah i'm capable of driving nearly a thousand miles in one day just for the fun of it great for long distance relationships what was the original question from one what do you guys do on Saturday? After a busy shift one summer, I actually rode an electric scooter from a local park in the city down to an attraction to meet a friend that was there. Literally after a shift on a Friday night. I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:56:15 And I was already over 28 at the time. So yeah, where do I go at almost 30 years old on a Saturday? Wherever the heck I feel like. Yeah! Fuck yeah. I don't remember this guy. What year did he play for the Buccaneers?
Starting point is 00:56:30 I don't remember him at all. I like this guy. I like him a lot. He's living his best life. This is awesome. Positivity. Good job, Jay. This is a reverse move.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Yes. Yeah, he advances. Well, there's something about Hurrah devoting his entire life to a campaign that he might be only running in his head. And also, I will say that if you... Can we hear one more Swampland? Swampland. It is a catchy fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:57:00 This is Hirakush and Kim. MAGA America First Candidate for U.S. Congress in Virginia's 8th district. It's Arlington, Alexandria, Falls, Church, and Fairfax County in northern Virginia next to Washington, D.C. Swamp land. He's doing this for an audience of no one. Zero likes, zero comments. That is huge for him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I actually don't know i think we see another elliot yeah one more elliot please give us another elliot let me find the one you just pick a random one but they're all about videos to nobody is to no one the biggest fella move yeah she's got the catchphrase too or like the the head. Not very many followers. Does Arak have a website? A lot of them are longer dating ones.
Starting point is 00:57:48 He has... Oh. He actually goes at the ick if you scroll down a little bit. He's very pro dudes. So he hates how... A little bit more. There's one where he's in a red shirt. A little bit low.
Starting point is 00:58:03 The second... Yeah, that one. Another ick that I found in some girls is whenever they come off as being impatient when it comes to the dating scene. Like they're in a hurry to get married or get taken or whatever. To the point to where they come off as being a bit aggressive with it. For example, there was this one girl who posted about being teased by some guys over being single during cuffing season. And her response to that teasing was for one of them to come on over and cuddle her and said the
Starting point is 00:58:27 B word at the end of the sentence. Later on, the girl commented on a guy's post and asked him, probably jokingly, where's her ring at? I'm sure she was joking both in this example and the last. Barack, for Congress, does have a website if we want to check it out. Oh, yes, please. I need to see his true
Starting point is 00:58:43 stances on that. Elliot just rocks. Oh, yes, please. I need to see his true stances on this. And the words that she shared didn't help her case. Elliot just rocks. Yeah. He might rock too much to be a fan. Yeah. I don't know if her rock has ever been acknowledged. This is a pretty good website. I think that takes the cake right there.
Starting point is 00:58:58 God, what's the QR? Oh, he does have a... Oh, God. Can we click support her rock today? Big Tech, can you give him like 10 grand? Yeah, today? Big Tech, can you give him like 10 grand? Big Tech, can you get him elected for us? 10 grand? 10 grand?
Starting point is 00:59:10 Yeah, and he's just in Bali next week. What did he say? The about? Yeah. Oh, is his phone number? I want to see his portfolio. Let's see the about. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Iraq Christian Kim is a visionary who wants to help make the United States of America the best that we can be. Harak is an immigrant from South Korea who knows what it means for America to be a nation of immigrants who can work together to make the nation wonderful and effective as a multicultural nation. Harak is a licensed teacher who taught public schools. Harak is a registered nurse. What? Harak represented Washington, D.C. in public schools. Damn, Harak is very qualified.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I think he's lying. Do we think he's really a teacher and a nurse? No. He's calling for our vote in a year from now. Yeah. Well, you got to get ahead of it. Yeah, it's true. These might not be true.
Starting point is 00:59:54 I think this is all a fake. But I mean, this makes me even more interested in him. I think he beats Elliot. Okay. Wait a minute. Yeah, he's. He's a published author. Oh, no. Go back.
Starting point is 01:00:11 What was that quote? Holy shit. He's the Leonardo da Vinci of our generation. Go back to that slide right there. That one right there. The red shirt. Kim is the Leonardo da Vinci of our generation. But wait, it never said who said the quote. Who can save
Starting point is 01:00:28 America in this way? Yes, yes. Holy shit. Oh my God. Leonardo da Vinci of our generation. Leonardo da Vinci of our generation. Is this very difficult time of COVID-19? Support Herac... Yeah, there's nobody... No one's attributed
Starting point is 01:00:44 that quote. Oh, boy. Wait, does he have a phone number? I want to vote for him so bad. I mean, someone probably said it. We just did. Yeah. He's going to attribute that to Dan Kass.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Yeah. The font on this is so hard to read. This is impossible I'm a big fan of this guy Alright Damn So are you advancing Harak? Calling himself the Leonardo da Vinci of our generation
Starting point is 01:01:15 I'm team Harak That's a quote that's saying he's a registered nurse I don't think he is No Twitter Should we give him a call? I think we should give him a call Registered nurse. I don't think he is. No. Twitter. Should we give him a call? I think we should give him a call.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Yeah. This guy's definitely real and is running for Congress. I don't think he is. No, I think he's running, but he probably thinks he is by just saying it. He's not going to be on the ballot. Dude, that website was like legit. Swamp Land. Somebody call him for me. Swamp Land.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Somebody sent this guy to you? Yeah, I wish I remembered who sent it to me. Shout out whoever sent it to me. That is a good, whoever found him, that's a good cut. Yeah, you should call him. You should give him a buzz. Do you want him to have your phone number? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Yeah, and also, do we want to call him on live? Mook, you call him. You want me to give him a call? Yeah, yeah, yeah. KB, can you do the high noon ad read first? We'll give him a call. Nick, do you want to talk to him? No, I'm afraid.
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Starting point is 01:03:34 I popped open the chat, and Michael Bailey said, Harak is goaded, Harak. And then everyone just keeps saying Swampland because this is everyone's head. Swampland. Swampland. Should I give him a call? Yeah. We're thinking about support.
Starting point is 01:03:50 I'm asking him where he's at. We're thinking about giving an official endorsement. And we want to know more about the campaign. Yeah, and we just have some questions. Yeah, you, like, he could get a very strong voting block if the Yak gets behind him. Yeah. We have probably dozens of people watching this in
Starting point is 01:04:07 Virginia right now. You gotta hit him with a Swampland, too. You gotta let him know. Oh, he's got a YouTube. Oh, you're better at this. Oh, is he debating people? Oh. Yeah, well, that's expected. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Yeah. Wait, try one more time. Wait, what are these videos on YouTube? Oh, God. I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pause it. Wait, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:04:36 This is incredible. Who's that in the top right corner? His graphics team is insane. Yeah, but anyway, yeah. That's a rock. Yeah. Yeah, so I went to Madrid and waited for her. His graphics team is insane. That's a rock. That's a pretty small... Was he wearing a... Like a Russian... What?
Starting point is 01:04:57 I mean, we might have found the next president of the United States. Why not ask Tony P if he knows about him? Yeah. What? Amazing. Chocolate cake. Was he standing? Yeah. How did he come up with this graphic style?
Starting point is 01:05:18 These graphics go hard. Swap land. Swap land. Whoa, whoa. This graphics is... He throws a shitload of graphics at you. What's going on here? Top COVID cases.
Starting point is 01:05:31 What is going on? This graphics team goes so hard. 16 subscribers. Four views. 16 subscribers. Two years ago, four views. Triggered. Look at the word just triggered.
Starting point is 01:05:48 It's kind of like when India was a colony of England. Yeah, let's see a graphic change. Let's do another graphic change. Is that the mugshot of the chick that wouldn't give the marriage license? Oh, yeah, yeah. Lydia Kentucky. Lydia Kentucky. He Lydia in Kentucky. He's in a knee.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Is that just a picture? She, like, left prison to Eye of the Tiger. It's like hit and miss. Yeah. Him and chicks. Yeah, he's just, he hangs with chicks.
Starting point is 01:06:17 That's just a picture of Jesus. I would love to talk to him. Oh, Georgetown. Shout out. Oya Saxa. Wait, what is the, what's the... Oh, no. Common virus? Oh, no. What out. Oya Saxa. Wait, what's the?
Starting point is 01:06:26 Oh, no. Common virus? Oh, no. What? Found an article. Oh, no. I mean, we're ruining everything. You can't.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I didn't find an article. First butthole, Barry. You know what? You know what? Let's advance him, and we'll go to the article, and we'll get to the next round. Will it be a bad look if we advance him? No. I mean, he killed the Jews. He, like, raised a Confederate flag. We kept going if we advance him? No. I mean, he should have killed the Jews and, like,
Starting point is 01:06:45 raised a Confederate flag. Are we surprised? Yeah. Yeah, it can't really get that much worse. He's a swamp man. All right. So we're advancing Harak? Yes.
Starting point is 01:07:00 And he's a strong. I didn't know. I do want to give a tip of the cap to Chet. Elliot. Oh, yeah. For not doing it. For not doing it. For doing the bare minimum.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Yeah. For not bringing an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback this time. You just got beat by Swamp Man. He does have another guy. Yeah, that is true. That is true. I have one more guy? No.
Starting point is 01:07:21 You don't? I only brought one. Yeah, he couldn't trust himself. Bringing one more guy? No. You don't? I only brought one. Yeah, he couldn't trust himself. Bring in one more. I feel like if a year and a half from now, like a bomb goes off in Falls Church, Virginia, I feel like we would know who did it. Swamp land.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Swamp land. Yeah, I feel like we would be like, do you think? Maybe. Keep him to write the forward of the book. Who's the next matchup? think maybe him to write the forward book yeah Che great job great job thanks can't stop saying
Starting point is 01:08:00 it if you're up again you got time yeah figure out his matchup anyway. Oh, no. Someone just said. God damn it. Uh-oh. It's the same matchup from earlier.
Starting point is 01:08:16 All right. So this guy has no arms or legs. No. I'll detail mine now if you, while Nick's in the bathroom. Yeah, go ahead. So I found this lad. Someone sent him to me. And he is just a fashion icon.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Not sure if he's real or AI, but I think he's based in Chicago. I give you the Great Khan 68. Oh. Okay. Great Khan. And he is just a stud. By the way, Harak got 17
Starting point is 01:08:52 votes in the 2022 primary. That's more than I would have thought. Big number. Swamp land. He actually didn't come in last. There was a woman who got 8. That's huge. We gotta find her. Now was a woman who got eight. That's huge. We've got to find her. So this is the great con.
Starting point is 01:09:06 All right. Now I see why you said AI. The great con. Oh. Huh. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:14 This one's good. Whoa. Yeah. Is this? Whoa. This? Yeah. This it?
Starting point is 01:09:20 Yeah. Oh, I like what he's doing. Okay. Yeah, he's got me turned. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I like what he's doing. Okay. Yeah, he's got me turned. Oh. Oh. TJ, go to his pinned, his second pinned video. Oh, I like this fella.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Is it me versus Mook? He's got 569 followers? Yeah. Mook, good pick. Good-ass guy. Yeah, you can just, they're all amazing. That one right there next one oh yeah hey now he hashtags Chicago huh oh so I think he might be great if he came in he didn't talk I would like I don't think he speaks No, he just looks into your soul. Yeah
Starting point is 01:10:08 Okay, I would love to hire him just to have him sit around. Yeah, let's see another one. He's like a door greeter He doesn't do any oh, oh find yourself he's in fashion He knows good lighting oh, oh there we go little swivel I like this guy he's awesome so doing here yeah how many videos does he have? Hundreds. Holy shit. This is a true fella. I don't know if he's real, though. He's just doing the same thing over and over. No, he might not be.
Starting point is 01:10:52 He might be AI. No, he's real. Which I'm slightly worried about. This is so many videos. What is that on his... Oh. What is that? Mysterious.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Is that the Italian flag? Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's scary. I like this pick, though.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Oh, my God. So many. All within the last month and a half? Oh, my God. Oh, he's in a gym. Oh. Oh, he's got layers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Okay. Good fella. Oh he's got layers Yeah Okay Good fella What's the gym one? Wait go up One T right there Planet Fitness Oh he is real Knee brace
Starting point is 01:11:56 I thought he was in a wheelchair For a second Another one move Bro's got an What is this S20 and still managed That poor kid i have no i don't know what that means droid yeah well that's my great choice yeah better better um i just submitted like a guy does uh instagram reels with his family uh this was like a viral challenge that was going on
Starting point is 01:12:26 and he completed it this is b grad 05 um whoa yeah and he split a banana in half with his in front of his fam that's rad 05 wow good pick thank you yeah yeah great pick thank you he's just a random guy a Banana in half in front of his fam. That's BeatRad05. Wow. Good pick. Thank you. Yeah. Great pick. Thank you. He's just a random guy.
Starting point is 01:12:48 A random guy, true fella, just splitting a banana right now. Holy shit. He's strong. Yeah. Pretty cool. Pretty, pretty cool. Suryat with the how. BeatRad05.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Could you do that, Che? Yeah. Do you think you could? I don't know if that's really hard or really easy. Yup. Yup. I think we all have an idea what it is. That's exactly what we're looking for there.
Starting point is 01:13:11 What? Do we have another video? It's got to be one of the two. What, you think? Yeah, it's got to be. I can't tell either. But he looks really strong. He does look strong as fuck.
Starting point is 01:13:24 He looks like an athlete. Wait, Hey, you think that's really easy There's no way you could you do it clean and that's hard look how easy he did it This can't be real, you know, it's real. I think he's breaking the banana. I think you're right What do you think of whoa? Oh five J Can I see another video? Sure. Another video. Yeah, we need to see another video. Just his family and stuff. Okay. Oh, this is Bruce Radkowski.
Starting point is 01:13:53 Bruce Radkowski. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. He had a great comeback win against the Eagles in 2006. Oh, that's a great fella. Yeah. That's allowed, right? I could submit that.
Starting point is 01:14:10 Yes, yes. Former Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback. Heavy set eyebrows on that boy. How did you not know? He looks like a lot of bald dudes. I guess you're right. I guess you're right. He's a great dude. I met him one year so it's breaking a banana in a half that's yeah he i think he works i think he's oh yeah we gotta have a banana
Starting point is 01:14:31 i don't think so i don't think no i don't think are there bananas back there you have to get a really if you put pressure it's gonna squish isn't it it has to almost that's why i was deciding i don't know if it's really hard or really easy i don't all right well let's go get a banana go get a banana let's do the brad kowski I think it's really hard. Go get a banana. Go get a banana. Let's do the Brad Kowski challenge. There's someone in the office who can go out. Maybe Connor can go grab a banana. I think there's bananas over there. Do we have bananas?
Starting point is 01:14:50 There was a banana delivery this morning, I think. Really? For real? I think so. We got bananas? Maybe there wasn't. Maybe there was something else. You dreamt a banana delivery?
Starting point is 01:15:00 You don't just mistake a banana delivery. That's a significant thing to have. I thought I saw a box of bananas. Bananas here. I thought I saw a box of bananas. Yo. delivery? You don't just mistake a banana delivery. That's a significant thing that happens. I thought I saw a box of bananas. Yeah. I might have dreamed that. Yeah. No, there was a box of bananas, I think.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Why would they be in there? What is he doing? Alright, ask Connor to go get us some bananas. I want to see you try to do it it took him forever yeah that was great i mean he stared intently and it was perfect because the first response was is that hard or easy yeah well his his like wait a second wasn't i know that face it was like wait a second could i do that could i do this yeah i had no idea i don't think jay can't yeah bruce kirkhouse i had no idea that was really yeah i was i didn't either yeah i i knew something was
Starting point is 01:15:53 going on obviously but i didn't know this is like he's uh i think uh oc for the xfl team we and we met him over the summer when we went to toledo yeah he's toledo right yeah look i think you just advanced oh yeah yeah you did oh all right let's go move let's go move i needed that let's go thank you nick you're welcome man i know i thought i was gonna win i just found this fella just so happens just so i feel like i'm the meme right now where the guy's sitting in the corner and everyone's partying and it's just the guy being like he wants to say Swampland so bad right now
Starting point is 01:16:31 and all the people are like I know he's about to say Swampland where are we at on the record? yeah we get it yeah we get it dude you said Swampland Swampland Swampland
Starting point is 01:16:41 Swampland it's gonna be stuck in my head forever Swamp land. Swamp land. Swamp land. It's going to be stuck in my head forever. We got to get Harak more than seven votes. All right. No, he had 17. He had 17. Yeah, Kyle, we found the primary.
Starting point is 01:16:59 He got 17 votes. I heard, yeah. So he is right. But he wasn't last. No. Someone got eight. How does anyone can join that? I think so. Oh, yeah. Looks like it, yeah. So he is right, yeah. But he wasn't last. No. Someone got eight. How does anyone can join that? I think so. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Looks like it, yeah. 17 is impressive. Yeah. 17 people voted for him. Just a rock with different wigs on. Who's this matchup? Who was the first guy? TJ.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Oh, I'm losing this one, but. Why would he have some haters? Well, I'm going up against TJ. He Who was the first guy? TJ. I'm losing this one. Why would he have some haters? Well, I'm going up against TJ. He's like the fella guy. He's the king of fellas. Yeah, he's the. So my guy is Samurai Dad 1. Not to be confused with Samurai Dad 2 or 3.
Starting point is 01:17:43 He is the original. And I think that pretty much does it i think i've kind of done enough of the got all the information yeah i'm gonna vote preamble uh now let's see what he's got Uh-oh. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. Oh, yes. This is the dad Tommy Walker wants. Yeah. Oh, he's killing a T-Rex.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey, now. Oh. Yeah. He dropped it, but he meant to. Fuck you if you thought that was a mistake.
Starting point is 01:18:25 How many followers does he have? Oh, he's doing a cute face there. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I mean, that's sharp as hell. Oh, oh. Boom, bitch. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Dude, he's... Oh, my God. I'd love to see him go against a real samurai, and the real samurai just, like, pokes him and dies. Yeah, he dies. Holy shit, only 2,000 followers? Holy shit, he's really good. Where's your son?
Starting point is 01:18:58 What's his name? Yeah, prove you're a dad. I don't know if he's a dad. What's his name? Samurai what? This is one of the most divorced dads of all time. Yes. Yeah, he's not allowed to see his kids.
Starting point is 01:19:08 His kids are thousands of miles away. They exist, but they're... Oh, yeah. That is a divorced man. Look how tall the neighbor's fence is. They're like, yeah, nope. I mean, it is cool as fuck. Oh.
Starting point is 01:19:22 Yeah, imagine seeing that in your neighbor's backyard. This isn't hard, is it? No. Jay, go get a samurai sword while you're getting the banana. Yeah. Check the fridge. Jay already has one. Yeah, he has one.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Didn't we get a samurai sword delivery? That's very hard. Samurai dad one. I need proof of dad. Let's go with the dog. Is he a dog dad? I've got to be honest. I haven't watched a lot of these. I watched one video, and I was like, I've seen enough. Samurai Dad 1? I need proof of dad. Let's go with the dog. Is he a dog dad? I've got to be honest. I haven't watched a lot of these.
Starting point is 01:19:47 I watched one video, and I was like, I've seen enough. I'm submitting this guy for sure. No, he didn't do that. No, there's no way he did that. Also, is that a regular table? Why is that table so weird? Is the dog sad? Is he a dog dad?
Starting point is 01:20:00 Yeah, professional tat. Oh. Do you think that's what it is? His name is Local Disaster? Is that what it says? The dog doesn't seem happy, if I'm being honest. I want to hear his voice. Because I want him to speak in like...
Starting point is 01:20:12 Oh! I hope he does anime voice. He has a dubbed voice. He has a lot of samurai gear. Oh! This guy's... I think he's really good. I would love to party with him. Oh.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Oh, shit. Whoa. This is a tough matchup, TJ. Yep. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:20:43 This guy rules. How many garbage cans do you think he fucking goes through? Oh! Whoa. This guy rules. How many garbage cans do you think he fucking goes through? What? There's some environmentalist right now, like, clenching their fists. Wait, what was the one with the warning, TJ? Oh, we got bananas. Oh, here we go, Steven. We got bananas.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Let's see. So I got to do a clean clean yeah all right here he goes no that's not that's not clean. Not clean. Look how big the other side is. One yank. I bet you Gradkowski used a frozen banana. You're probably right.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Oh! That's hard. That's hard. Save those for White Sox Dave we're just breaking bananas now yeah I know yeah yeah guys we're breaking bananas no one's broken one clean through yet oh it's harder than you think Oh Titus tightest now. Did you do it? Yeah. Yeah. Tightest. Pretty clean.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Yeah, that is pretty high up. That's high up. That would be 50-50? I don't know. That's a clean break. Oh, that sounded good. That was pretty good. Kyle?
Starting point is 01:22:18 All right. Oh. Oh. That was crispy. Yeah. All right, move. There we go. Oh! Yes, of course. No!
Starting point is 01:22:34 I am hungry. Damn. Yeah, I'm gonna eat mine. No, do it again, Steven. You got this. This is a big moment for you. Yeah! Ah, ah, ah! This is a big moment for you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Not that good. Go get more bananas. Hmm. Pretty good. Are you just eating your banana now, Kate? Yeah. All right. Who are you going with, TJ?
Starting point is 01:23:04 This is a big matchup. TJ has a deep bag. Deep bag of fellas. Yeah, I got a bunch of options, but I don't know if any of them are actually that good. I feel that. I'll give him the fish bandit. Yes.
Starting point is 01:23:30 The what now? This is a guy that's been on my radar since like days after the last. You've sent me the fish bandit, haven't you? Yeah. Yeah. It's a guy, or I guess it's an unknown, that just duct tapes fish to ATM machines. What? He's this generation's Banksy. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:23:56 What the fuck? Does he have like a political message or he just... Sometimes he'll just put like, this captain is doing the lord's work the fish band small one this week what the fuck how many followers yeah he's got like 20k now. When I found him, I believe he was under 500. Is that his signature to always flip it off? Who's he pissed at? This is the video that went viral.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Yeah, this video went a little viral. Oh, I see why that one went viral, not the others. That one. Oh, that was Sass. That was Sass. Wait a minute. And he likes to fish. Sass never caught a fish.
Starting point is 01:24:46 This is what he does with them. Yeah. This is Sass. Wait a minute, Sass. Nice fish this week. And these are all in different locations, and Sass travels. How has he not been caught? Because there's a camera there.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Did he put a cigarette in his mouth? Cig in the mouth. Midday hit, he said. Oh, this is Sass. And then he kind of evolved it. Oh, my God. Yeah. This is a really tough one.
Starting point is 01:25:23 This guy's going to be a serial killer. That one is, yeah. No. That fish was alive. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Oh, no.. Yeah. This is a really tough one. This guy's going to be a serial killer. That one is, yeah. No. That fish was alive. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Oh, no. That fish was moving.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Its mouth was moving. No, it wasn't. Oh, no, it is. Oh, it is alive. Oh, now it's fucked up. Yeah. How is that more fucked up? Because it's alive.
Starting point is 01:25:38 You're torturing it. Yeah. That's way more fucked up. That's way more fucked up. That's way, way more fucked up. Yeah, TJ, how do you not see that that's way more fucked up? TJ. Yeah, TJ, that's depressing. Fish are weak.
Starting point is 01:25:50 Yeah, I mean, fuck the fish. It says right here, no fish were harmed. Oh, okay. Yes, they were. Yes, they were. No, but it says it right there. It does. The other fish were dead. That's way more harmed. Those last two fish were alive. Yeah, so you probably put them back. That's fucked up. Where are you going to put them back? Water. Where's the water? He's probably got a tank. How many ATM machines are on the way? It does say no fish were harmed. Those last two fish were alive. Yeah, so he probably put them back. That's fucked up. Where are you going to put them back? Water.
Starting point is 01:26:06 Where's the water? He's probably going to tank. How many ATM machines are on the lake? It does say no fish were harmed. Being dead is better than being taped to an ATM. That's fish bandit. Alive and flipped off. Do you think he's catching these? Yeah, it said catch and release.
Starting point is 01:26:17 Is it like a political statement he's making? I think it's like the start to the next fight club. I don't know. So that's fish bandit. Do we know where in the world this is taking place have there been any news stories about this real again one more time do we cross reference the local news to try to find like where what's the name of the bank oh bonneville bank okay hold on where is that yeah find out where that is thank god he said no fish were harmed that was gonna weigh on me swampland
Starting point is 01:26:50 I think samurai dad wins that one that fish that fucked me up I felt bad but no fish were harmed no you're right couldn't be more clear. Samurai dead.
Starting point is 01:27:05 Where? Trash cans were harmed. Provo, Utah. In that case. Oh, it's in Provo, Utah. That's what happens when you don't booze. Yeah. Start taping fish to ATMs.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Everyone needs advice. If it's not going to be booze and fucking, it's going to be taping fish to ATMs. Okay, how many more do we got? Who else has one? I have one more. Zaha has one. Are we past 16 on the bracket? I also think the more we do this, I realize that the matchups are good,
Starting point is 01:27:42 and then we should just decide the winner from the second round. We know. And there's some good ones. We have some good fellas. There's one that I think is pretty far and away my top dog. Titus is not thinking about. We need to get him in here.
Starting point is 01:28:00 I mean, Titus is he was also Samurai Dad. Alright, TJ. Let's find out what What murder we're gonna see next Yeah This guy is pretty cool He tapes cats to targets He tapes babies
Starting point is 01:28:12 He's also a quadriplegic That's where I think that's where The bad energy's coming from Stemming from that video You showed No come on It's a fact
Starting point is 01:28:22 Don't put that evil on me You put it on us I'm gonna put it out. It's a fact. Don't put that evil on me. You put it on us. I'm going to put it out there. He's a feel-good story. No. To who? He doesn't feel anything. He doesn't feel a thing.
Starting point is 01:28:33 TJ, oh, you can go, or you want me to go? I'll go. You can follow up. I'll do the sword guy. Another sword guy? Yeah. Sword guy. Jude Christensen
Starting point is 01:28:45 what what was that that's two religions in one he's just a dude who swings big swords for fun oh I love this guy he's borderline not a fellow because he has 21,000 followers he's training to be like an anime
Starting point is 01:29:01 swordsman is he not he got injured and he had to create his own cast which was awesome you can watch that too but yeah he just all he does is swing big swords all the time he wants to be like a final fantasy character do you want me to resend it to you tj yeah yeah that one i I'm not gonna do. Swamp land. Swamp land. Oh.
Starting point is 01:29:41 So this is him. Dude who swings a big sword. Beefy Schmeagle, 69. Yeah, so he hurt himself. So a couple of people wanted to see a better in-depth look of the hand prosthesis and how it actually works. So essentially, I'll show it off. Now, what I did was just cut a piece of OSB on a bandsaw into a rough shape so that I can pin what I had to to it. I then put some leather on it behind the forearm to give it a good place to rest.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Put on a belt that I tie into my wrist. And then attached a mechanics glove. I don't know if you can see it well. But I basically nailed the fingertips down. Now the reason I did this was that the doctor said I can shift weight with my hand. But I can't open or close my fingers. This is his cast? Yeah, this is his cast so he can keep training i want to day 67 of the what he's trying to swing an anime sword because those
Starting point is 01:30:31 are always very oversized like a piece of pvc somebody in an anime he like puts weights on his sword too so yes he looked this is actually a pretty good rig so he's fighting through injury Way bigger than I thought Yeah, oh I'm gonna swing the sword now. Oh, I like this. There it is. He's swinging the sword. Yeah. Oh, damn. He's been training. You can see he has another... Church bench. He has other videos where he's doing, uh... He puts weights on the swords.
Starting point is 01:31:16 I guess as a parent you're like, at least he's not out doing drugs. No, I'd hope. As we speak, there's a solar eclipse going on. Day 59. We're taking the weights off. Excuse me. Speak there's a solar eclipse going on We're taking the weights off the sword cuz I got good news and bad news Now the good news is my body doesn't feel nearly as sore the hand in the pocket But for whatever reason my head kind of feels fuzzy and i keep getting like uh people like almost falling over and getting tunnel vision so what's going on dude he goes he goes to the limit he will die swinging this sword apologize in advance for any gross coughing you here i tried to cut it out of the video but no you didn't what you mean and then he's just swinging it yeah he is going to the
Starting point is 01:32:02 limit swing it very hard it's a huge sword, Brandon. It's an enormous sword. And he's training. So what is he working towards? I don't know. Is this not it right there? Shouldn't this be done? I don't think that qualifies as a sword, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Well, that's a practice sword. Yeah, I think he's going to eventually work on a real sword. Oh. Chronically ill. wait that was sweet wait he do a flip he kicked up off of it whoa He's actively dying Okay TJ you can go with yours My vision got all weird Yeah he goes to the limit
Starting point is 01:32:53 Damn Sword guy What do you got TJ Okay This guy That I think I'm gonna go with I have honorable mentions We can get to after
Starting point is 01:33:06 Well you could save him too We're gonna do this every month Well I don't know how long A fellow will last A fellow you know True He might blow up in the next month Some of these guys are prime
Starting point is 01:33:17 For about being about to blow up They're about to be stars This guy is a competitive Golden T player Oh John Totora Um, this guy is a competitive Golden Tee player. Oh. John Totora. He takes it very, very seriously. Yeah, this is good.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go! Oh, I like how he's getting so pumped up. So he just, he posts about going to Golden Tee tournaments. This one was in memoriam of their brother, Stenmark. Okay. Excuse me? Okay. Anybody me? Okay. Anybody else just hear the name Stenmark?
Starting point is 01:34:08 Stenmark? No, Stenmark. Oh, he's Chicago. Rest easy, Stenmark. I think this was a Chicago area tournament. That's a sweet... Tighten up. Wriggle and marquee.
Starting point is 01:34:19 Yeah. Can you get those for your house? This guy's not seen his kids in a little while. Yeah, nice. Good highlights. Yeah, good stuff. Wait. Does he ever do anything?
Starting point is 01:34:34 Yeah. There's drama. What is the nerfing of stouts? That's when the stouts get nerfed. So he switched to Athena and Titans. Interesting. He can still play a full wind ball, though. So he switched to Athena and Titans. Interesting. He can still play a full wind ball, though.
Starting point is 01:34:51 Wait, a bunch of dudes sit around and watch this? This is a community I'd like to get into. Is that the announcement? Oh, my God. What? Wait, is that in a movie theater? I don't know. There was just a million machines back there. Also, he's not very good. Oh, he's not good? Oh, he's not good movie theater? I don't know. There was just a million machines back there. Also, he's not very good.
Starting point is 01:35:06 Oh, he's not good? Oh, he's not good? That makes it so much better. That's way better. He's in silver. He's trying to make a running consolidation. So look at all the machines back there. Who's the guy?
Starting point is 01:35:15 What does he look like? What is... What are the videos accomplishing? Yeah, I'm... Behind the scenes of the Golden Tee World Qualifier. It's making me feel a little sad. Golden Tee World.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Golden Tee Awareness. Yeah, alright. We still don't know what this guy's face looks like. Oh, he's with Jason Waterfalls. Oh, yeah, Jason Waterfalls. This is last year's fourth place finisher Brandon Robinson Great shot So I think he's local too
Starting point is 01:35:54 Yeah We need to get a golden team machine And have him come in and just play the whole time Saving the whole house for Vegas Oh we have it Great Mission accomplished Wait we have a golden team?
Starting point is 01:36:04 Right beside you. No kidding. How long has that been there? Whoops. Oh. Oh. What the fuck? Okay.
Starting point is 01:36:12 At least it's, you know. Damn, what do we go with here? I feel like. I'm going sword kid. I'm going sword kid just so he can get. He's dying. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:23 I feel like we need to do this. Yeah. His last wish. Sword kid. to do this. Yeah, his last wish. Sword kid. Get him close. Yeah, sword kid. The Golden Tee guy, I don't know what makes him different than... I mean, you've said there's a tournament, and I assume there's a lot of those.
Starting point is 01:36:36 But the fact that he's not good, I think it's absurd to document that. I'm interested in the community. I would like to maybe get get into the golden tea community because those guys think they have groupies probably yeah yeah every everything has one you're out there yeah yeah yeah you're desperate enough even like even like like political podcasts Yeah, they have groupies. Absolutely. Swampland. Swampland. I need to see a little bit more of him.
Starting point is 01:37:09 Of who? Swampland. Swampland. Swampland. All right, so we have what? Two left? I'm wondering, I'm like, what is he doing right now? Like, where is he?
Starting point is 01:37:22 He's probably just fingers up, Swampland. He could be in a hospital as a nurse right now or in a school full of children. It's neither. None of those are true. I can't. I can't. The Leonardo da Vinci of our time. That was great.
Starting point is 01:37:38 How would that help us politically? The Leonardo da Vinci? Yeah. If we need help building America back, what's Leonardo da Vinci if we need help building America back what's Leonardo da Vinci going to do from political office to help us I don't know good question
Starting point is 01:37:54 paint a naked dude or draw a naked dude what are shout out B Duffy 333 that's the guy who sent me a rock what did da Vinci do? He invented the parachute. Mona Lisa. Canon. Mona Lisa.
Starting point is 01:38:09 Diving. Vertuvian man. Yeah, that's the naked guy. That's him? Vertuvian man? I think that's him. That's Da Vinci, right? Van Gogh cut his ear off. Oh, that's Van Gogh. Van Gogh, yeah. Da Vinci did Mona Lisa? Da Vinci, Mona Lisa? And it's him in drag?
Starting point is 01:38:24 Sorry, Knight. Is that Van Gogh? That's Van Gogh, yeah. Da Vinci to Mona Lisa Da Vinci to Mona Lisa And it's him in drag Yeah Oh this guy Sorry night Is that Van Gogh That's Van Gogh Yeah So I think I think we all are in agreement That the pastor is definitely
Starting point is 01:38:32 One right now But the I just realized The guy who sent me Harak Is A graphic designer And illustrator
Starting point is 01:38:40 B Duffy And he's from Chicago I think At bare minimum, we need him to make a painting of rock. Yeah. Put up in the new studio. Yes.
Starting point is 01:38:51 To really. Well, the thing is we, the shot from below his chest. Yeah. It just says Swampland on it. Almost like a wall of like employees of the month. We have our fellows of the month.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Yeah. Right. We have IPAs and now it's going to be her rock. You think so? I think John, the month. We have our fellas of the month. Yeah, right. We have IPAs and now it's going to be Herak. You think so? I think John the Pastor's. Forgot about it. We need to go back to him. His body is crazy. He's stacked, dude. I don't want a painting
Starting point is 01:39:15 of him. I want a sculpture. I want him. I want Titus' guy to bend us a cool piece of metal for the office. Also, this is the beauty of Fellow Friday. George rates IPAs one last time, but I still think about the wiffle ball guy.
Starting point is 01:39:31 Oh, of course. Of course. What was his name? John... There's no shame in losing Fellow Friday. Yeah. You made it this far. Stay with us forever. You were nominated. Yeah. It's a big thing. Is he still cooking? Fuck yeah, he is. So what do we got, one more matchup?
Starting point is 01:39:50 And then maybe we put it up to a vote? Yeah. We'll figure out the final two and then we'll put it up to a vote. Oh, he's still cooking. Oh, he's fucking jacking. Oh, righty and lefty. You know the clouds? God damn.
Starting point is 01:40:04 Hitting bombs. Has he aged a little bit? No. What's she doing? Is he going to hit her? If he hits her. If he hits her. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:40:16 Wait. What? Oh, he's goofing. Oh. He's keeping it around. He's joking around. They still got it. They still got it. They still got it.
Starting point is 01:40:27 Oh, oh, oh. She just doesn't care at all. Like, hey, babe, watch. He's constantly falling. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's, everyone. He's constantly falling. He's just perpetually falling. Like, stumbles everywhere. As he's, like, walking down the street, he's, falling. He just stumbles everywhere.
Starting point is 01:40:46 As he's like walking down the street, he's like, whoa. Hell yes. Yeah, see, Johnny Stamos. Where should I put this bass guitar in frame? Let's put it close instead. He never responded to my messages, but he did view my profile at one point. George Strat's IPAs responded recently, like this week. What did he say?
Starting point is 01:41:14 It was like a son or whoever's running the account. Yeah, he does not run that account. Yeah, yeah. I was like, that's awesome. Thanks. Big support. Shout out. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:22 Hell yeah. All right, who's the final matchup? who do you have that you bring to the table um you can go Jerry Pruitt or Steven Richardson hmm go Pruitt Jerry Pruitt. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Hey, now.
Starting point is 01:41:50 Wow. Swaggy. Oh, yeah. Sunday's. Oh, yeah. An encore. You have an encore? I think he has an encore in the slideshow. There it is.
Starting point is 01:42:02 Whoa. Oh, shit. Wow. Holy shit! Go back to that. What a surprise. What? You have to go all the way back through. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:42:16 Just when I was out. What a surprise. Right back in. Yes! Fuck yes! He stays strapped He's that Oh he's doubled up Yeah
Starting point is 01:42:28 Just in case you thought This outfit was trash The clip is in The clip is in Oh damn Nothing but a G thing Oh my god Prove it
Starting point is 01:42:36 I need more Yeah I do too Stumped on a Onk on us Don't hurt him now Onk Onk strapped That's a fucking enormous gun. That's what KB sees in the mirror when he looks at him. Yeah. Yeah. oh yeah oh i think he's got a piece on him there yeah oh yeah oh this guy rules
Starting point is 01:43:15 does he have a big following not at all his last slides are great Wait wait That person says Looking nice dad And it sounds You're like oh that's a joke But he says You know your daddy Would like to see you
Starting point is 01:43:30 Haven't seen you in some years Oh Oh shit Whoa Oh no Wait Look what he responded to that Wait go up
Starting point is 01:43:38 Thanks Oh no Oh no He says I don't think You have the same number anymore Meaning like can you please Give it to me and call me? He said, thanks. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:43:48 What the hell? No way. Damn. This is good. Yep. Yep. Brandon, where do you think this is? I was going gonna ask if this is in West Point Mississippi I think this is Macon
Starting point is 01:44:10 Macon Georgia I'll be damned I know like 10 of those guys Cowboys Texas Hold on okay Oh Texas Cowboys Texas Oh cool ass Just cool ass What the fuck dude Hold on
Starting point is 01:44:26 Okay Oh Oh Texas He might be a Texas guy The cowboy shirt Is a dead giveaway He doesn't live in Texas Is that dancing
Starting point is 01:44:36 To gospel music With his piece Yes I like this guy I like him a lot With his peace. Yes. I like this guy. I like him a lot. Incredible. Oh. Hey, now.
Starting point is 01:44:55 But I like he does that. He'll throw in a smile. There's the peace reveal. Oh, yeah. Yeah, shows the peace. Come on. Oh. Come on.
Starting point is 01:45:02 Come on, Unc. Do it to him, Unc. Do it to him, Unc. Do it to him. No peace in that one. Is he a chef? Let's see. You ain't got to be with me.
Starting point is 01:45:14 If I ain't the one you want to be with, go. If I ain't the one to make you happy, go. If I ain't good enough for you, I ain't going back to dinner. I'm going to be all right. I ain't going to try to make you stay. He's watching Charles Stanley. That was Charles Stanley in the background. Oh, hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:34 Old ass church videos. That was great. I'm a fan of his. I'm a big fan. That's awesome. I feel like this is where the kids all have a group text and they're like, did you guys see that dad has a TikTok now? Pontiac brand name. this is where the kids all have a group text and they're like did you guys see that dad has a tiktok oh yeah oh yeah cowboys he's a chef. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:46:13 Oh, my God. Amazing. Damn, Unc. That looks so good. You know he can run a grill, dude. Yeah. That looks so good. What is that?
Starting point is 01:46:22 Catfish. That's catfish. Catfish. Some ribs. Stuff in afish. Catfish. Some ribs. Oh, banana pudding. This is your, like, best friend. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:34 So much. Okay. Good fella. Great fella. Who we got? Last one. Za. What if not? Go Za. And my fella, his name is George.
Starting point is 01:46:50 He's from West Virginia. I was rich of me, but I was very enthralled when he popped up on my timeline because not many of these fellas pop up. Yeah. Okay. My algorithm doesn't go that way. What are you saying? He's gay.
Starting point is 01:47:17 A gay West Virginian? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, so it was one of the trendy videos. He just showed up, and I was outstunned. That just showed up in that was out stunned from Bluefield wait the volumes down it's still yeah all of them all of them are wait TJ put turn max volume so does he He's not really lip syncing? Good head of hair Oh This is the one that came up on the timeline
Starting point is 01:47:50 That's good Yakety yak His lip syncing is off He don't have teeth He knows what song he's playing What was it? Wait, did you say he was gay? Nah, I have no idea
Starting point is 01:48:03 Wait, no, there was a chick in the first one. His music tastes are eclectic. What was this? Oh, who's that? What does it say? Wait, he's not in them. It's the same picture. Yeah, he's just horny.
Starting point is 01:48:20 Does that? Wait, yeah, that's just. Is that an etch? What's he's doing and what's in the mirror? It's the same picture over and over But he's not in it. Oh man Experience memories that's the one yeah interesting oh wait wait wait again chicks there again i love the real blurry one this guy rules
Starting point is 01:48:56 you are the love of my life there's no way oh man, man. Who is this lady? He's got something if he's got her. Yeah. Maybe he doesn't have her, though. This goes out to my love here on TikTok. I love you, girl. That girl doesn't. She might just be a random girl. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:49:22 He might not have her. He's so bad. Oh, this is a good one, Zaha. This is a good one. Oh, shit. He's got an eye patch. Who's he? Oh.
Starting point is 01:49:33 I thought he was eating the dog. Okay. Eye patch, or is that just a... Oh, no, it was a glare. Yeah, he's good. Oh, good good wait is that new wedding Oh stitch Same energy oh this is the last thing that woman's gonna see got the angel wings right on the ears
Starting point is 01:50:14 it's all uncommon at Sheila oh damn oh shit shit Sheila oh god what is the what Oh, shit. Shit. Oh, God. What is the...
Starting point is 01:50:27 Someone remember this when I go live so I don't get divorced. What? I don't... What? Okay. He accidentally posts a few. Yeah. He's like, cumshot hits the share on Twitter.
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Starting point is 01:51:58 Oh, speaking of fellas, did you guys see Mincy's video last night? No. What was that? He would have won this bracket. He is. No, I did not. Mincy's video last night? What was that? He would have won this bracket. No, I did not. Mincy's just classic camera work. He was in the middle of the Saints-Jaguars game. He was at the game, and he's just getting a massage?
Starting point is 01:52:14 From who? A massage. From a fucking broad. And his camera was... Somebody said it looks like he posted this from his memory. It definitely does look like it. at this wait yeah facial expression yeah he's just like oh wait what is happening right now getting his hand this is so awkward is this a service provided by the venue? Yeah. He's trying to act as disappointed man. He's trying to act like he's not bricked up.
Starting point is 01:52:50 When's his first day of work here? November 1st, I believe. Of what year? Yeah, that's a good question. He's at what game? He's got some more games to go to. So, fun fact about him. Oh, there we go. Thanks, thanks grady he's been to nine football
Starting point is 01:53:08 games this year so far he's been to nine yeah i think i said how many weeks into the season i think i said this on well i'm counting maybe it's eight i said i think i said this on monday but when we were at lsu like i was sitting on the bus just coming off surviving barstool like just desperately want to go home and he's like to me and dave he's like fun fact i've been to four lsu games and three old miss games this year we're like what okay yeah it's fun just living it fun fact oh he's living his best life he is our fella yeah i we just can't have him aware no i don't think that will ever happen. We had a big meeting yesterday, the whole Chicago office, and he was the only one who asked a question. He has two questions.
Starting point is 01:53:50 He has two questions. All geared toward him. Yeah, it was like Hank and I running this meeting with like 50 people because we're about to open up the new office. I was like, any questions? No one said anything. And Mincy was like, can we get a treadmill? And when can I start doing Wake Up Mincy?
Starting point is 01:54:03 No, no, no. He said, can I do Wake Up Mincy in the kitchen in the kitchen yes like this isn't the time to clear that yeah yeah but that's mincy i love great question what time are you doing wake up mincy uh like 11 9 a.m he's gonna do it at the exact same before you guys lead in yeah it's mostly sports we're gonna try to get a live studio audience a couple times a week. That would be great. I can't wait. Alright, so where's the bracket at? Well, I think we just now decide.
Starting point is 01:54:31 I think we come up with our top two and then we let people vote. I think I have my top two. James Baznett and Herak? I think that's the strongest two. Samurai Dad's pretty strong too now. Alright, you want to play it out without voting I have a take on Samurai Dad
Starting point is 01:54:50 Let's go Moto Mike James Bastet The tattoo artist thing kind of Yeah it threw me off This was Little Log Little Log This was Harak Elliot J was really good. This was Herak.
Starting point is 01:55:06 Elliot Jay was really good, though. This was the Great Khan. Against Bruce Krakowski. Samurai Dad. Fish Man, it made us feel bad. The Living Fish. If the fish had been dead, I'd have a better time. This was... Beefy Schmeagle was the Big Sword Kid.
Starting point is 01:55:23 Big Sword Kid. John Cetura was the Golden Tee guy, right? The fact that his name is Beefy Schmeagle was the Big Sword Kid. Big Sword Kid. Oh, Big Sword Kid. John Cetura was the Golden Tee guy, right? Yeah. But wait, the fact that his name is Beefy Schmeagle 69 makes me think he's self-aware. Yes. I think this was true. I'm voting for Unk on this one.
Starting point is 01:55:34 Yes. Unk. Hell yeah. I like Unk a lot. Well, now we're going to have Harak and... Yeah, that's the top bracket. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right. James, yeah yeah yeah all right yeah like me one winner so let's have at it all right sorry Ames advances let's against James advances oh yeah no he's gonna
Starting point is 01:55:53 rock advance it's the most loaded final forever okay who is Samurai dad. I think Unk goes again. Yeah, I'll go Unk. Yes. All right, so that's our final four. Can we... Let's just do the four. Yeah, should we have people vote on the four? Yeah. All right, I like that.
Starting point is 01:56:13 All right, so let's put it up for like 10 minutes, and then we'll name our winner. I wonder who's going to win. Yeah. I think Unk is sneaky. Also, please subscribe if you're watching right now. Go back and watch James. Yeah, let's watch James.
Starting point is 01:56:31 Let's go versus battle, like random James versus random Unk. Random Unk. Please subscribe if you're watching right now. We're going to do a sub-a-thon when we get into the new studio. Which is Monday, right? This is it. Yeah, we're in the new studio. We're going to finally back in a semi-thon when we get into the new studio. Which is Monday, right? This is it. Yeah, we're in the new studio. We're going to finally back in a semi-circle so we can all see each other.
Starting point is 01:56:50 The chairs are comfortable. It's going to be great. Damn. Might not be. Yeah, it could be bad. What if it just sucks? What if we're like, damn damn I wish this office was smaller I miss yeah I've never seen you guys anymore
Starting point is 01:57:08 I wish I could shit right after Eddie every day swampland swampland alright I wanna find this poll. Yeah, I'm voting too. Where's the poll?
Starting point is 01:57:31 How do you find the poll? Is it on YouTube? Is it in the chat? Oh. Okay. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:57:45 All right, I'm voting I'm voting I'm voting I'm gonna vote twice Where is it? No, here Where was the poll? It's
Starting point is 01:57:57 Oh, here it is Here we go And here we go Alright, this is tough I think Harak's gonna sweep Oh James James is strong James is strong
Starting point is 01:58:12 Wait Harak's making a comeback He's got more than 17 votes We gotta see more of James Remember the reveal of his body James has been so So long Everybody forgets about James The body reveal was The reveal of his body was what blew us so long. Yeah, let's go back to James. Everybody forgets about James.
Starting point is 01:58:27 The body reveal was – nobody else got a reaction like that, I don't think. It was stunning. I got to fight for my guy. We got to get James back on the screen. I want to see more feats of strength. That's what I said. James and Harak are very similar. It's just Harak doesn't have feats of strength.
Starting point is 01:58:44 Listen to his setup on the feats of strength, too. Because the chain one was incredible. He's like 50 years of pain, gone, in a blink of a... In a blink of a... He's like the thumb from Spy Kids. Does he do competitions? Wow. Damn, dude. Oh, my God. The god shirt the hat. He's okay. That is the his body
Starting point is 01:59:17 I need him and Frank in the same room. What kind of room? Ground level oh my god yeah another great show all right listen i love the swampling guy i don't have i don't have any idea how this guy's so strong how is this not the obvious choice yeah go back Go back to that video. No, he dominates. Are we worried about the second comment that says, gone too soon, RIP, brother? Oh, fuck. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:59:54 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. So is this somebody fucking around? Wow. Why do that? Everybody out there, this is Jim. When was that last one? That was five days ago, so that was fine. Hello, everybody out there.
Starting point is 02:00:03 This is Jim Bassnett coming to you from my home here at Hope Builders Outreach. Hope Builders Outreach. Hey, everybody. This is Jim Bassnett coming to you from my home in West Virginia. 2-6-5-8-2. All are welcome to come here for service. We have service in my home here. Yeah, it's full address.
Starting point is 02:00:18 3 p.m. every Sunday. Kyle, can we go to Google Maps and see where he lives? I tried typing out the city. He said, I don't know what it is. Mannequin? Let's see him say it again one more time. It's probably in his bio. Oh, he has a YouTube, too.
Starting point is 02:00:30 There's a Facebook page. 28 subscribers on his YouTube. No. Go to his YouTube. Let's pump those numbies. I think he's going to win. I do, too. I think Harak will. I think he's going to win. I think Harak will... I think Harak...
Starting point is 02:00:47 I think all we got to do is... So James Madsen is our fellow of the month, and Harak, we just have to get out the vote. Mm-hmm. We have to... We really got to get... This is the first election Harak's not going to win. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:00 I mean, I would do this webinar. I would too. What is his peers? This is James, Jim. too. This is James. This is his website. He's the Da Vinci of Strongman. True Strongman. That tap.
Starting point is 02:01:16 He's just holding along. What the fuck? Free webinar, September 15th. It's over. The build is still fascinating. Oh yeah, i'll never comprehend it's like thinking of infinity oh shit wait whoa you're not going anywhere buddy not so fast he's been doing this forever. Oh, my God. Holy shoot. I didn't know this was possible.
Starting point is 02:01:49 He's got my vote. Oh, shit. Wait, is he in a band? He breaks shackles? No, I think he's just... Oh. It looked like he was in a band. Wait.
Starting point is 02:02:02 Is that his wife and kid in the background? This is the chains. Break the chains that bind you. Dad, do we have to go to this again? was in a band. Wait. Is that his wife and kid in the background? This is the chains. Break the chains that bind you. Dad, do we have to go to this again? It's a metaphor. He's gotten a lot bigger. A lot bigger. Oh, God.
Starting point is 02:02:21 Damn. Yay. And we got a clap. I got a clap. I got a clap. I should get the easier chains to... Yeah, why not just rig the chains? There's three. Three.
Starting point is 02:02:36 Is he our winner? I think he won. Yeah. I need to figure out where this place is. What state? It's got to be like McDowell County. He's got 48% of the vote. I think we can call it.
Starting point is 02:02:51 What's that, Mannington? 48% of the vote. Oh, he's from Marion County, Mannington, yeah. Mannington. Should you call Herak and let him know that he's lost the vote? Yeah, we should let Herak know. I'm going to DM Herak and ask him to come on down. Ask for a concession speech.
Starting point is 02:03:04 Yeah. I'm going to say, Herak, we're huge fans. We'd love to have you on the act. Hi, Harak. Huge fan. Kyle, he's a drive away for us when we go home. All right. Help me write this. to go there all the time
Starting point is 02:03:27 hi harak huge fan swampland yeah yeah we have a probably already know i'm sure you've heard you probably already know you've lost. Fella Friday. October's Fella Friday. Fella Friday. October edition.
Starting point is 02:03:54 October edition. October edition. Our YouTube show, The Act. If you would like to just give us a statement. Yeah. Do we know what state George drinks IPAs was from? George? No. No.
Starting point is 02:04:13 I don't think so. Why, you think we went back-to-back West Virginia? No, but I'm interested to see where our fellow representation is. Yeah. So now we have West Virginia. I feel like George was Southern. Yeah. Yeah. to see where our fellow representation is. So now we have West Virginia. I feel like George was Southern. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:30 He gave me like Shoshone Arrowhead guy energy a little bit. Which one? The George drinks IPAs. Like just the Shoshone Arrowhead. Oh, there's his backyard study of the trees. It's pretty green. Those are straight pine trees, right? That might be northeast. Maybe not. We need a rain bolt on this one. Those are straight pine trees, right? Maybe northeast. Maybe not.
Starting point is 02:04:46 We need a rain bolt on this one. Those are tomato plants, so they grow tomatoes. They're up here. Oh, shit. That's why he's king. Every time. That's why he's king. I time. That's why he's king. I think he's beating James 1v1.
Starting point is 02:05:09 What the fuck? Never forget your first. All right. Great fellow Friday. Yeah. Great fellow Friday. Thank you for everyone who stuck with us through limbo. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:23 Oh, wheel. Monday, we will be in the new studio. The season 10? 11. Season 11 officially begins on Monday. We're very excited. Our first six months of Fela Fridays. We have six guys.
Starting point is 02:05:37 Oh, fuck. It had to end this way. It's only right. Oh, no. Only right. This actually is so, it is Joss. He spent Friday just clowning on people online and then
Starting point is 02:05:51 they're like, hey, how about you guys are the clowns? Yeah. It's also one final fuck you from this office. Yeah, right. Because we do have a shower in the new office. I really hope this isn't me. Man. I have a feeling it's going to't me. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:06:07 I have a feeling it's going to be me. Have you got it yet? Oh, man. No, it's not going to be you. It's going to be bad karma me. I know it's going to be you. It's going to be Kate. It's going to be Kate, yeah. And her water is going to break.
Starting point is 02:06:19 And I won't be able to tell because I'll be. We're going to have to test it for cum, piss, or water. Yeah, this is cum. Kate squirting? Hey, what the fuck? Oh. Connor comes over. He's like the Grim Reaper, ready to videotape us.
Starting point is 02:06:44 Okay. Connor comes over, he's like the Grim Reaper, ready to videotape us. Okay. I really want this to be Jay. Who was it last time? TJ. I would love to be first out. So let's just do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:02 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha! Yeah! Yeah! Nice! Thank you. Wow. Nice. Cry ass baby.
Starting point is 02:07:16 The wheel knows. Sorry, you can't get nervous right now. Remember? Yeah, there's too many names on the. I don't get nervous so we're good. We're left for four. Yeah. Where's the number?
Starting point is 02:07:29 I'm going to have to worry about this. It's going to be me than you. Yeah, I can feel it. I think there comes you. Oh, KB, you're safe. Okay. She hung her. There we go.
Starting point is 02:07:44 Let's go, go, go, go. What was was i thinking that was not even close to me way off way off i was looking out for my buck out bro i was looking out for my buck out bro that's all that was okay now i'm nervous no that's uh there's still They're still good We're still good We're still good Alright, fuck Oh, fuck this
Starting point is 02:08:09 Fuck this Fuck this Fuck this No No Get there Yes How?
Starting point is 02:08:21 Yes How? Yes How? You gotta get Nick off got to get Nick off. You got to get Nick off. Oh, no. Damn it.
Starting point is 02:08:33 Oh, Nick. I'm rooting for you, brother. Good luck. Rooting for you. What the fuck? Fuck that. Dude, I've been. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:08:39 TJ, when you got wet, it was me and you, right? And then before you, I got wet. It's three in a row that I've gone to the finals. What have you done to the wheel? He's starting to figure out that it might be rigged. Well, it's good to be a Voltor Boar electrode. It's leaning more towards electrode. Oh, he's savvy move
Starting point is 02:09:06 by Titus to take off his shoes. One-nothing Nick. Huge start. No, not quite. No, no, no, no. Double nodded him. Double nodded him. Same shoes.
Starting point is 02:09:21 Dangerous lead right here, though. Brandon, you just got to win one. You're giving me a ride home. You're going dangerous lead right here though. Brandon. So they just got to win one. You're giving me a ride home. You're going to have a wet ass. Gee. Oh. Rina think.
Starting point is 02:09:32 Oh. Oh. I can't. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:33 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:34 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:35 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:36 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:37 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:38 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:38 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss.
Starting point is 02:09:38 Piss. Piss. Piss. Piss. PISS. PISS. PISS. PISS. PISS.
Starting point is 02:09:40 PISS. PISS. Titus, you can piss your pants. Piss your pants. Piss your pants. No way. You got to piss your pants. No, don't do it. No. Piss, piss.
Starting point is 02:09:55 No, don't do it. Right there. Wherever you want. It's our last day here. Those are like big ass. We still do have two weeks left. It's our last day here We still do have two weeks left Titus thought he would get another job Ha ha No siree
Starting point is 02:10:16 My fella won fucking fella Friday This is way better than getting wet No what Yeah stand in the piss box. Yeah, stand in the piss box. Piss box. No. I don't understand this.
Starting point is 02:10:34 Piss box. Is this how you thought your career would be going? We actually did this exact thing at Fox. It was me, Skip, and Colin. I lost. Oh, I love it. Tidy's officially down for anything. Guy gets it.
Starting point is 02:10:56 Guy gets it. He's going to put his pants on. This is better than getting wet? Make sure your dick is low. Make sure your dick is low. Yeah, the worst part about pissing your pants is you're right where your dick is. Make sure your dick is low because everyone, the last time I pissed my pants, everyone was like, how is his dick above his belly button? Dude, yeah, when Big Cat pissed his pants like the button of his jeep.
Starting point is 02:11:16 Yeah, it was so bad. He was like, oh, he wasn't lying. He's got a small dick. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Is he pissing? Oh.
Starting point is 02:11:24 Oh. Oh. Oh. There it goes. Oh, there it Oh, no. Oh, no. There it goes. Oh, there it is. Oh, man. Yes. That's Titus. Yes.
Starting point is 02:11:37 He's got a hammer. He's pissing. Swamp land. Swamp land. Swamp land Swamp lane Swamp lane Piss box No He's in the piss box
Starting point is 02:11:49 Oh my goodness Holy shit No God Oh my god Holy shit No Oh fuck
Starting point is 02:12:00 It's so shiny Swamp lane Great average It's so shiny. Small blame. What an ending to the limbo season. Way to go, everyone. Oh, man. Thank you for everyone for riding with us through this transition period. What a fucking way to end, Titus. Oh my god.
Starting point is 02:12:26 Oh. I have plans. My girlfriend's big now. I don't want to job. Wait, just tell her you had an accident. Yeah, I had a little. So much piss. Alright, well, thank you everyone. Please subscribe. We'll see everyone Monday in the new studio.
Starting point is 02:12:43 Limbo over. Limbo over. Oh oh his sock is wet oh Have a good weekend, everybody. Stay safe. We will see you, hopefully, from the new studio on Monday. Season 11. Strap in. Bye.

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