The Yak - Guess That Celebrity: Steven Cheah's Version | The Yak 2-15-24
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One of the problems... I was going to say, hey,
Brandon, you sitting with all your friends
over there?
You fucking idiot there's
no one even sitting by you wait wait shit wait wait never mind um one of the problems with uh
the a new untold story podcast being 90 of the show this week is if they're a new untold story
podcast by the way go subscribe go like go watch go enjoy that show all the time it's% of the show this week is if they're a new Untold Story podcast.
By the way, go subscribe, go like, go watch,
go enjoy that show all the time.
It's one of the, I would say it's top three show here at Barstool.
Anyway, one of the problems with them being 90% of the show is when they run a little long upstairs
and their guest happens to be the same guest
who's going to be on the Yak today,
it's just me and you looking at each other
and we've already fucking done this.
We've already done this show.
Yeah.
For an hour and a half.
I got nothing.
You want to do it again?
Bring us in.
Welcome to Mostly Sports.
Today is Thursday, February 15th.
We are live from Chicago.
What do you want to talk about, Brandon?
Fuck you.
That's what I want to talk about.
So, anus will be down shortly.
They're deep in the anus up there.
They're deep in the anus. Yeah. Very deep. They get deep in the anus all the time. What do i want to talk about so angus will be down shortly they're deep in the anus up there they're deep in the anus yeah very they get they get deep in the anus all the time what do you want
to do i don't know you want to you know arm or do whatever the hell we want we're doing a kb show
today right tickle fight what do you think kb is going to want to do uh i heard some planning
earlier it will be there there is a plan so is it physical? Is it mental? I think it's more mental than
physical. But with Kyle,
it could go from mental to physical in a heartbeat.
And I want to say
the original, and y'all
correct me if I'm wrong, I think the original KB's Wild,
was that the Joe Montana day?
Was that what set up Zod to
do the Goldberg thing? That might have
been KB's Wild 2. That was KB's Wild 2.
Do you remember what KB's Wild 1 was? I want to say
it was just a drinking thing where
somebody was drinking like an orange
vodka mix or something.
I think you might be thinking of Juice is Wild.
You're right. I might be thinking of...
You're thinking of OJ Chase.
No, no, no. You're thinking of when
OJ was in the White Bronco. You're thinking of John Elway.
You're thinking of the White Bronco.
John Elway. White Mamba of the white Bronco. Yeah.
John Elway.
White Mamba.
Yeah.
Brian Scalabrini.
Yes.
Right.
Brian from Family Guy.
So if you just want to put the slate up, and as soon as they get here, we'll go into the show.
Got it.
That's not...
No, I'm not...
Okay.
Let's not do that.
See ya.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
So on Tuesday, big news here.
Big Cat will be back.
And also Dan will be back from his vacation.
Both of them?
Yeah.
Big Cat and Dan?
I don't get it.
Kate's returning on Tuesday.
She's had two kids.
She has a big pussy now.
Oh.
What the fuck, dude? that's what we're on you've told a lot of bad jokes i know i know i knew she would be did you expect me to connect
those dots i knew she'd be back eventually so i was like hey brandon i made mental notes the only i got one thing in my calendar on
my phone make fun of kate's pussy was that was that publicly known did you just break news right
there fuck yeah was it supposed to be a surprise fuck it might have been yeah i think it might
have supposed to have been a surprise damn yep let's go ahead and shut the stream down uh whatever whatever is what it is no i think she
tweeted about it didn't she or did she just text us oh can we talk about she texted the group now
that we're now that we're here together and looking at each other uh mantis was on the yak
the other day correct remember i don't know i wasn't here when he was on the air oh that's fine
mantis was on the yak the other day does that does that now mean we're just we're just boys
of mantis because this morning the first text we had was a new group that was created by him
called mantis and the yak ease into the story um i don't know how to ease into it anymore i already
did i guess i can't think of a better way. What is the back story with Mantis?
Because I'm good enough at context clues to pick up on,
like he was very heavily involved in Barstool.
Yeah, well, he won Barstool Idol.
Okay.
And that was obviously what it sounds like.
It was a contest to get a job.
He won that.
And then he worked here for a while.
He got in trouble.
Are you talking about the text we fucking got?
This morning?
Yeah.
So, but he got in trouble for, like, bringing a date to the office and showing her the office while we were doing a stream.
Can we play that radio clip?
Oh, he actually worked.
He worked here, yeah.
He worked in the New York office for a couple, two to three years.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and then it just went south on him and um i guess i don't remember if
he got fired or like however the language was but then he didn't work with us anymore and he
just caught on doing his own thing on the internet now he was here the other day but this morning we
wake up and um you know we have a yak group chat and that's fine we talk to each other all the time. This morning, I'm in a group called Yak plus Mantis.
And it was at 1.13 a.m. this morning.
This group was created.
At 1.13 a.m., Mantis texted us, all caps, just got head again and pussy.
Which is like pussy as the supplement is hilarious. It's the yak. And pussy. Which is like pussy as the supplement is hilarious.
It's the yak.
And pussy.
Just got headed.
Also, I got some pussy.
Is that a shampoo?
It's the yak.
So I was like, hmm.
Name the conversation yak plus man.
So then it went 10 hours i assume i assume the yak got
him pussy or he fucked someone who watched listens to the yak or he fucked because of the yak
no i guess he just wanted to tell us well 10 hours went by before anybody broached the subject like
what and then you you gotta no one even like stickered it. I was like, we got to respond.
So I think you asked.
I texted Kyle last night.
He responded to me at 6 a.m.
He's like, I just don't know what to do with this Mantis text right now.
Is your first reply a little insulting?
Like you said, without too much detail, how did it go down?
No, because historically he gives too much detail.
Okay, fair enough.
And it repulses me.
And look what he still did.
He still gave too much detail.
What did he say?
What did he say?
He still gave a little bit too much.
Went to celebrate Valentine's Day with my ex, who I haven't seen since around Christmas,
hung out, and pretty much had our official breakup sex.
Only lasted like five pumps, unfortunately.
Haven't choked the chicken in ages, but I was lasting well with the Colin Kaepernick.
That's two to three standard deviations above what would be an acceptable amount from my point of view.
I didn't need to know the pumps.
You don't need to know pumps.
You don't need lingo.
You don't need time.
You didn't want to hear about his dripping skin on top of her body.
The choking chicken.
We didn't need to know the masturbation update for sure.
I don't think it's relevant in any way.
Masturbating regularly doesn't make you have more stamina
when you're having sex with your ex.
Yeah, I think a lot of people might think that, though.
He's not quite developed enough.
So I'm still...
Oh, brother, you don't know the half of it.
I'm still in the introductory phase of Mantis.
And I'm still in the introductory phase, Mantis. And I'm still in the introductory phase,
and I find him fascinating and very funny.
From a science standpoint?
It feels like you guys have a different view of him,
and I'm getting the sense that he's a flame that burns very bright
and burns out very quickly.
Like, am I next week going to be like,
all right, I've kind of had my fill of mantis?
Because I'm right now, I'm like, this is so fucking funny.
And I respect that about him because he has incredible comedic confidence, confidence in himself.
He tries a lot.
He's a volume shooter.
And so, yeah, that could happen.
But he's successful now on YouTube because of that mindset.
Yeah.
Like, he's his own deal.
Yeah.
He's a very unique guy.
Yeah.
I like him.
I think everybody likes him from a personal standpoint.
Oh, I do too.
Yeah.
I still love the opening text.
Like, I got head and pussy.
Like, it's a two for one.
I think he might have hit send too early.
He was like, fuck, I forgot to tell him about pussy.
I forgot to tell him my dick.
No, I don't know that he did because he did put head in all caps.
And he just did the pussy.
I feel like head was the highlight for him.
Far and away the highlight for him.
Mantis just getting head and leaving would be the funniest.
Maybe he was given a live update.
And he texted you, I just got head.
Can we see time stamps yeah we
can't no but i think they're all texting as it's happening 1 13 a.m head falls underneath the
kitty cat emoji umbrella you don't need to say both yeah right if you say the cat emoji we assume
you did everything you assume head with cat like i don't i don't give a shit you know yeah i'm like
all right you you got some
action last night you're an adult hopefully you had sex you wouldn't be reporting this
oh you don't know him hold on boys hold on hey dan hey can you see me yeah uh yeah look at this
i'm getting i'm getting a manny and petty oh oh yeah go. Grossest toes in the world.
Not anymore.
Yeah, that's all I just wanted to say.
I miss you guys.
Hey, you hear about Mantis?
He got his dick sucked?
Head and pussy.
Is he coming back to Barstool?
He's in the head and pussy club.
He's busy right now.
He's going to live there for a couple weeks.
He could be somewhere.
Oh, he might be here.
He might be here.
He did ask me if there was a bed here when he got done.
No, no, no.
I told him where our bed was.
There's a bed here?
Are you having a good time?
Dan, are you hungover?
What?
Are you hungover?
Yeah, I'm hungover, and also the sun hasn't come out yet.
So that's kind of, I want a refund on that.
But tomorrow the sun is going to come out.
Well, that's good.
That's good.
We'll get some relaxation.
I'm going to say I miss you guys.
Yeah, I miss you more.
I'll see you tomorrow when the sun's out.
Yes.
All right.
See you then.
See you then.
Later.
Good luck on your special.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate it.
All right.
All right.
See you guys.
Later.
Big fat ass.
Big fat ass.
Oh, he died. I forgot about that. Big fat ass. Brandon. What? I. All right. See you guys. Later. Big fat ass. Big fat ass. Oh, he died.
I forgot about that.
Big fat ass.
Brandon.
What?
I don't want to throw you under the bus.
Yeah, no, no.
I volunteered my bed.
But Tuesday, after the act, Mantis was like, fuck, I've been up for 24 hours after a long
drive here, all night shooting free throws.
He's like, I got to get some sleep before I drive back to India.
It's like four hours or whatever.
And Brandon's like, I'll get you a hotel.
Oh, Brandon, that's nice of you.
But then Mantis was like, are you sure?
Like, that's so nice of you.
And Brandon was like, I didn't actually think that you were going to follow up on that offer.
No, no, no.
What I said was, I didn't think you would say yes, but there's a room upstairs with a bed.
If you want a hotel, I'll get you a hotel right now.
Or you could take that.
Whichever one you want, make that decision.
He chose the room. I was going to get him a hotel. I'll get you a hotel right now, or you could take that. Whichever one you want, make that decision. He chose the room.
I was going to get him a hotel.
I think you would have, too, but it was funny watching the
I didn't think you were going to say yes interaction.
You were going to throw me under the bus saying a very, very nice thing that I did.
It was very nice.
I was an incredible guy.
That was good manners.
Because you know you're offering the hotel,
but the right thing for him to do is to accept the existing bed.
Everybody acted properly there. Yeah, and he did take the bed i believe uh although i went up to that bed a couple
about an hour later because i wanted to see him and uh and he wasn't there so i don't know where
he disappeared no i lost my wallet that day so i had to recover my steps it was just actually just
sitting here in in this chair but i had to retrace my steps and i went to that bed and i was going to
wake him up to get my wallet,
but I didn't have to because he wasn't asleep.
I have a very similar romantic story to the one you guys just told
from the free throw competition.
You have a very similar story to him getting head and pussy?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Okay.
So I think it was like during one of the dinner shifts or something like that when people
took a break and um we're on the couch and a phone starts going off for the facetime and it's mantis
and he he's calling and uh you know dave tells him to come down so then he's like send me the
address and dave's not from here so he hands me his phone. He goes, hey, text Mantis the address.
So I started to put it in, and I can't help but see the, like,
all caps text from before their last interaction.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, no.
And I started cracking up, and Dave was like, what are you doing?
And I showed him what the text was and it's from years ago but it was just like i got head for the first time just
wait he's in the support noise today just wanted to say like thank you so much or whatever
and i forgot what the rest it was like three sentences but then
dave's response just saidats, but it never went through.
And that was their last correspondence.
And so I sent him the address, and we just had a good laugh over that.
Mantis.
Was anybody up at 1.13 a.m. when he sent that originally?
No.
I woke up to it.
So you saw it last night?
Yeah. That being the first thing I see in the morning. Also he sent that originally? No, I woke up to it. I woke up to it. So you saw it last night? Yeah.
That being the first thing I see in the morning.
Also, why did he have your number?
Did he piece together that group himself?
Yeah, we exchanged numbers after.
Okay, all right.
Titus, you didn't get in that group. No, I'm not in that group, yeah.
That makes you like him more.
You want him more.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm like, yeah, Mantis rules.
For him to have the good sense to not put me in that group
tells me he's a stand-up guy.
Because I do not want to be in that group.
He just doesn't have your number.
I do not want to be in that group.
I'm all for the updates, honestly.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I guess I am curious.
Vague updates.
Okay, so do you all want to use that group to report
when we all get head and pussy or just Mantis?
We should start a group.
Hold on, hold on. Great idea? We should start a group that's like
I just got head and or pussy.
And that's the only thing we say.
The only text you're allowed to send to the group
are I just got head or pussy.
All caps head or cat emoji.
And then if you're responding to it, you have to respond
only with the double taps.
Like a thumbs up, exclamation point.
Strictly business.
Mook, you strike me as an updater.
I let the boys know.
I don't mind getting an update on my boys.
I let the boys know.
Yeah, I love knowing.
I respect that.
I'll never tell you guys.
I could be getting head right now.
You wouldn't know.
So last we left off, Kyle, you hit the name wheel yesterday.
Yeah, and then I just remembered this morning.
I think I want to do a game, the Celebrity Guesser.
Okay.
But with more side quests so we can accumulate points
by guessing something that doesn't necessarily involve guessing the specific celebrity.
Okay.
More.
More detail.
Yeah, I got to invent the game real quick.
Okay, all right.
You can get one point for guessing the correct...
Well, help me out here.
Profession?
Race?
Career?
Genre?
Race, non-white?
No, you can still guess white.
I think we play it like Yahtzee,
so as soon as, like,
we all have a list of things we have to get,
the first person to get five of these things wins.
Does that mean we're not guessing,
we're not saying next will be a white guy,
we just say a white guy
and it happens to be a white guy, that counts?
That counts as one of your checks, yeah.
Okay.
That seems too easy.
It does seem, because white guy's going to be off the board.
I think if you guess a non-white race and get it right, that's five points.
If you guess the correct career, that's one point.
So if I say Whitney Houston and it's mariah carey i get a point
they're both singers they're both so are we guessing a person well i'm sorry it's your game
i'll shut up i'll shut up no no i'm sorry i should have fleshed this out dead we can flesh it out
right now dead that is a category but what if you guess how they die? Do we have that information?
We probably know. If it says, if we get
JFK, we know. Okay.
Or do we? Do we really know?
We know how.
We know, yeah. Or do we?
We don't have to say who, you don't have to guess
murderer or assassin.
You could guess murderer. You could, I guess.
Can we add a head and pussy element to this?
Okay, you can guess. You can use a uh head and pussy element to this okay you can guess
you can use a golden fuckable and golden one golden person you guess golden fuckable and if
the next person comes up we all have to vote honestly is that person fuckable like do we
want to fuck that person okay okay yeah but this is like honor based and that i promise i won't
fuck you that's 10 points okay this is awesome honor based. I promise I won't fuck you guys over. And that's 10 points.
Okay.
This is awesome.
Hitting the golden fuckables, 10 points.
And then hitting the name, you win.
Is a game ender?
It's a game ender.
Okay.
I like it.
I love this game.
Still don't know how it works. I assume you also retain the ability to change rules as we go along.
Yes.
Okay.
We can do a practice run to see if we...
Are we all going at the same time?
No, it goes one to the next.
Starting with you and then going around like we always do.
Yeah, let's do a practice run.
Yeah.
Have you ever been here for a celebrity guest run?
No, I was watching that day, though, when you guys hit it.
It was awesome.
Have we done it twice?
Where were you watching from?
Yeah, so... Oof. It was awesome. Have we done it twice? Where were you watching from? Yeah.
I was having my morning breakfast in Los Angeles.
Yeah, just starting the day.
Sunny, very sunny day.
Got the backyard plucking avocado.
You weren't near the beach.
You could hear the ocean.
I had to turn it up because the waves, the sound of the waves were so loud.
Wow.
It sounds nice.
Yeah.
Was anybody else having breakfast? You probably couldn't smell the salt water.
Yeah, you could actually.
You could smell the salt water?
It was wonderful.
You had to have been feeling glee.
It was a different life.
I was feeling glee, yeah.
Coming off head and pussy.
Head and pussy.
So why are you here? I thought maybe someday I'd have the opportunity to make 1,000 free throws over the course of 16 hours.
My body deteriorates on live stream.
Piss your pants on live stream.
I piss my pants.
No, the one thing I remember watching on the Yak that I am really jealous of, but I don't.
I mean, case race, obviously, but I know eventually we'll get to one of those.
But the fart eliminator, I remember watching that, and I was like, I would fucking kill, but I don't. I mean, Case Race, obviously, but I know eventually we'll get to one of those. But the Fart Eliminator, I remember watching that,
and I was like, I would fucking kill that.
I was not.
But I don't want to, like, beg for us to do it.
You don't have to land on it naturally.
Eventually it'll come up,
and I think I'm going to really bring.
You could do it.
I'm going to bring some good stuff.
It's like the gauntlet, though.
You think it's easier than when you're on the spot.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
That would have been cool. Oh, d wants redemption today too because the ground came out he's there's no
way he wants oh he's in shorts but what's redemption what's jeff jeff shoot that basketball
right now yeah you're right there the ball's right there just pick it up might as well right
now one shot one shot one shot one opportunity for everything to cease oh You might as well. One shot. One shot. One shot. M&M. One opportunity.
For everything.
To see.
Oh.
Oh!
Damn shit.
All right, that counts.
There we go.
Knock a minute off his time.
He's going to get wheeled out of here in a wheelchair.
My feet.
When are we doing the case race?
The Royal Rumble.
I think it all, you know...
It was supposed to be March,
but now we had to move it because of Ronan Sass can't make it.
It all depends on, you know, availability of guests, I think.
I think we are going to pare it down
and make sure the core Barstool people like Ronan Sass are here first.
I think, wasn't the first ever case race for Sass' birthday in April?
So April would make a lot of sense because I think that's Ronan and Sass.
What's the turnaround time on editing, TJ?
Usually a day or two.
It depends.
We've done it overnight.
It should be two days at least.
Yeah.
We've done a case race on Thursday that aired on Friday.
It was very close to not getting up on time.
I thought it was like a week or something.
No, it basically requires like Quigs or somebody that's not participating to do an all-nighter.
Something like this, the plans we got with this, it probably needs to be on at least a Wednesday night.
Yeah.
Maybe a Tuesday night.
The last one we did on a Monday.
Ugh.
Yeah, we released that one the next Friday, didn't we?
Maybe.
I don't know.
We did three episodes on a Monday.
Oh, that was the Christmas episode.
Yes.
That we did on Monday, and then it came out the next Friday.
By the way, I think the celebrity randomizer is gone.
What?
If somebody could find the website, I cannot find the website.
We can't find the celebrity guessing game?
No.
That's horrible.
Kyle, we might have a snag.
This is more than a snag.
The celebrity randomizer might be gone forever.
We can't find it.
And by we, I mean TJ.
It just can't be. By TJ, I mean we.
Random celebrity.
That's not it.
That looks like...
Wait, how would that generate it?
You just tell it what you want?
I guess we could just do one of these and have it just be one.
Alright.
That's who I was thinking.
Game over.
I like the name. Try turning off your air blocker dude hell no what does that say wet or dry
what oh that's a shortcut oh oh i see okay that makes sense
i thought it was a possibly a pussy thing. I love that.
So that's an official top 50 now?
Yeah, I guess we hit 50 runs.
This is beautiful.
I've been reliving it in my head ever since.
What you could have done wrong?
What I did wrong.
What you did wrong?
What I should have done differently.
What did you struggle on?
I think the trivia, I just was like...
Oh, you were bad at bags weren't you
no i hit bags pretty okay i didn't like really struggle in any particular thing i mean like
my shots were all short i clearly you know i would have liked to have the free throw warm up as well
uh and the trivia just happened to get me yeah it's it that's a that's a luck of the draw kind
of thing yeah it took me a while and in dan's big run, he had the easiest Sporkle that we've ever had on there.
Yeah.
It was like eight.
First ten numbers.
Yeah, it was like name teams in the NFC or something.
It was something that was perfectly suited for him,
which, I mean, fine, but whatever.
I don't know if he'll ever be beat.
He'll be beat.
He's got to do it long enough.
It can be done.
We've had people on pace before, and then Sporkle gets them or whatever.
So did he in that run have the record Sporkle time?
I don't know if he was – I know he had the – he did the first on bags,
first on soccer, and then the – no, he had both basketball shots, first shot.
And then I think he probably had the record Sporkle time too.
Because that might be where the difference is, Sporkle.
Some good goalkeeping was happening, too.
I thought I had a couple of rippers.
Oh, you were pounding it.
I was pounding it.
I was like, you guys got Buffon here fucking guarding the goal.
So he had a slump a couple weeks ago where he was just letting goals in from everybody.
So I feel like there's some skewed.
He was down.
He was down for some reason.
I think maybe he was getting pussy or something.
He didn't handle it. I've maybe he was like getting pussy or something. Yeah. He couldn't handle it.
I've noticed something about him on Mostly Sports today.
Jake Malasek was on Mostly Sports, and I believe he just actively tries,
attempts to repel pussy.
I think he attempts to not get it because on Mostly Sports this morning,
we were not even talking about anything.
He just said, I have a small penis.
He announced it.
Out of nowhere?
I think he's realized that this tactic works okay
when he did the whole bit about not seeking out women at the bar i think that's the most i told
you everything he does is for pussy he's a real it ended up working bad guy but he's also posting
like selfies with his dog yep yeah is he really yeah look at his twitter but he he captured it
happy valentine's day all right i
need to see the selfie with his dog tj i want to see how how thirsty is the selfie with the dog
like is it just oh here's my dog oh no that's pretty bad he's laying down and there's space
for somebody else he's laying down exclamation point the dog is also in like a human yeah pose
yep yeah that one's rough oh that's down to some
of the responses that's on hinge for sure what are you two up to tonight the usual
what does that mean he said the usual
um all right any updates on the celebrity guesser?
I can't find it.
Somebody can tweet it to me or something.
All right.
None of these are the right one.
The chat's got to be on that.
Maybe.
Is there a different one?
Why would that have disappeared?
It was pretty.
We could just use a different one.
Innocuous.
Yeah, just try a different one.
I think with the proper point system and the proper point,
like someone keeping track of the score, I think it could be really fun.
I think doing like a haphazard lazy run of it won't be.
Let me throw this idea at you.
Is it only celebrities that we could randomly guess?
Because if we can't find this one,
is there like a random vegetable guesser that we could do or something?
Or random anything.
A blast, yeah.
Random vegetables would be incredible.
I could just think of a celebrity if you want.
No, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kind of love this idea.
Think of a celebrity, then you tell us how hot or cold we are
based on what you know, which could be skewed from the norm.
Yeah, let's just do it that way.
We're all on a team when we're trying to figure out what celebrity is in
Shay's head.
Is it Doug Martin?
But you can't.
And then I'll give it to TJ so he can have the picture ready.
Okay, all right.
All right, go ahead and I'll give you 30 seconds, a minute,
to get that ready, and then we'll come back to you.
Do I give any clues or it's just random?
Hot or cold.
No, it's hot or cold. That's it.
We just say a name. We don't ask questions. We say a name and you say hot or cold. Kyle goes first.
You say hot or cold.
And then I'll go.
And then you're like warmer, hot.
You say how hot or cold.
Like lukewarm, warm, freezing
cold, scorching boiling.
But again, we can't ask questions. We just have to say
a name. Yeah. We have to figure out where.
Yeah, I love this.
This is what I wanted.
I like this one a lot.
Random Shay Liberty.
What is he thinking?
Why is it?
Shouldn't he have had one?
He should just have one.
It is a football player.
It has to be a football player.
Who else does he have?
What's Brad Johnson?
But after Brad Johnson, who's the second one going to be?
Oh, shit.
You just said Brad Johnson, and he just leaned over and changed it, I think.
We've already made the selection.
Oh, okay.
So now, let me get one point of clarification before we start.
This can be any celebrity, correct?
Why should he be the one clarifying?
Yes, a real person, though.
I don't want a character from a movie, Jay.
I need to know your definition of a celebrity.
Is Cade Otten a celebrity?
No, no, no.
Household name, right?
I mean, you know who this person is.
Yeah.
Household name.
This is perfect.
All right, Kyle, start us off.
Vince Vaughn.
Very cold.
Oh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, so not a white guy, not a comedian, not an actor.
Yeah, very cold.
I mean, cold.
I'll change it to just cold.
I got it.
Aretha Franklin.
Warmer, but still cold.
Okay.
I got this.
Yeah.
Soulja Boy.
Cold.
Fuck.
Bruce Valanche.
Cold. Very cold. Whoopi Goldberg
Warmer but still cool
We've named every type of person
I love this game already
Lupita Nyong'o
Warmer but cold
Warmer than the last Warmer, but cold. Who the fuck?
Warmer than the last one?
Wait, so warmer than Whoopi.
So that means younger is correct.
Okay.
But it is.
What do we think?
We can talk amongst ourselves, right?
Yeah, we're in between rounds right now.
What do you think is the warm part?
Is it black?
Female.
I think female.
I think female.
Female singers have been inactive. Wait, let's test this out. Let's go black man, black? Female. I think female. I think female. Female singers have been.
Wait, let's test this out.
Let's go black man, black, white woman.
He's a soldier boy.
Wait, let's hit him with white woman.
I'm thinking it's a woman.
Okay.
Maybe.
What about Zendaya?
That look to me makes me think you don't know who Zendaya is.
He doesn't.
I kind of know who Zendaya is.
Are you sure you're thinking of the right Zendaya?
Yes. Yes.
I'm trying to figure out how to answer that.
Half, I think.
Half right.
Okay.
What?
Temperature change. What is half right. Half right. Okay, what? Temperature change.
What is half right?
Half right?
Yeah, half wrong also.
We're doing like a warm scale.
Just cold or warm, dude.
Lukewarm?
He's saying half warm.
Half warm, half cold.
It either got a race right or her sex right.
Or one name.
Or a profession, right?
I think it's definitely a woman.
Like Adrienne?
I don't...
Mark?
Shania Twain.
Cold.
Okay.
Interesting.
Ice Spice.
Warmer, but we're still cool.
Warmer than Zendaya?
Warmer than Shania Twain.
Okay.
This is definitely a black person.
Nicki Minaj.
Warmer.
Warmer.
Let's do it.
He said Zendaya is half right.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of how that would make sense.
I think it's definitely a musician.
So is it Left Eye from TLC?
Warmer.
Okay.
Not there, but warmer.
Okay.
The last three have gotten progressively warmer?
Correct, correct.
I'm going off of, like, the last person.
I'm trying to go older.
Ashanti.
And I went with somebody dead.
Warmer.
They can't keep getting warm.
Yeah, they can.
They've got to heat up at some point.
Kyle?
Ashanti's warmer.
I got mine.
I think I got it.
Sierra.
Russell Wilson's wife?
Yeah.
Colder.
Colder.
Okay.
Okay.
Jennifer Lopez.
Cooler than Sierra.
Give me...
Are you doing research?
What are you doing?
Put the phone away.
I'm not doing research.
I just Googled black female musicians.
That's cheating.
How is that cheating?
Lost a turn.
Lost a turn.
I don't think it's black.
It might not be a black woman.
I think it's female musicians, and I think I'm going to guess Lady Gaga.
Cold.
Yeah, dude, because I said Jennifer Lopez.
How are we going back to white right now?
Lil' Kim.
Warmer.
Much warmer.
Wow.
Almost hot warmer Almost hot
Almost
Almost
Almost
We're not
We're not there
You're warm
Lauryn Hill
Warmer
We're not
We're not fully there
We don't have a full match yet
What are you thinking
Like more of the hip hop
Probably Yeah What are you thinking? More of the hip-hop?
Probably.
But like half Zendaya.
I have an idea.
You do? Because I'm lost.
I'm just going to go Beyonce.
Who was the last guess?
Lauryn Hill. Lauryn Hill.
Neutral.
Like, no change.
Missy Elliott.
Fuck.
You guys are a little bit off
on one specific category.
Probably not a rapper.
I think I got that.
Maybe not a profession.
Maybe it's not a rapper.
Maybe an actor.
Give me Northwest.
That's Kanye West's daughter.
Oh, no.
Cold.
Okay.
Alicia Keys.
Our best guess so far was, I think, whatever.
No, no, no.
You say warmer.
You don't do that.
I would like to know the best guess.
The Northwest, warmer, but it's impossible to be., no, no. You say warmer. You don't do that. I would like to know the best gas. The Northwest
warmer, but it's impossible to be.
But you said no.
Should we step away from musicians?
But you said Laura Hall is the best gas
so far. But I like the era of Lil
Kim. Right. So I'll go
Megan Good.
I'm not familiar with that person.
Damn.
Who's that?
Can I show them the picture?
Is it your wallpaper?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to show them the picture.
Is she an actress?
Yeah.
She was in Anchorman, too?
Was that her?
She was in...
I don't know who Megan is.
She's in My Cousin Skeeter.
My Cousin Skeeter.
Oh, pretty warm.
That's the best guess so far.
Okay, thank you.
What did you say again?
Megan Good.
Nia Long.
Warm.
Very warm.
Maybe even hot.
Okay.
We're getting there.
So hot, black, 90s, 2000s actresses.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Gabrielle Union.
Love it.
Great guess.
Slightly cooler, but you guys are in the ballpark now.
Okay.
Tyra Banks.
Yes.
Very warm.
Very warm.
Very warm.
Here we go.
Some might say hot.
You're the one saying.
Yeah, some.
You're the only one that knows, man.
Hot, hot, hot.
Oh, man.
I don't have anything in the brain right now.
I don't know. You don't know black people. I don't know anything in the brain right now. I don't know.
You don't know black people.
I don't know early 2000s.
You were Googling black people.
Well, let's not get carried away here.
I want to say Madea, but that's not an actual...
You got it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Go to you.
Pass.
We'll throw a guess out there.
Tyler Perry.
No, colder.
Okay.
Halle Berry.
Warmer than Tyler Perry. Oh, I have it.
The best guess was, I think, what Titus or KB said.
Nobody remembers what that was.
What did you say?
Tyra Banks or Neil Long.
He said Gabrielle Union.
Gabrielle Union.
So it would have to be...
This is maybe the dumbest thing we've ever done,
and I couldn't be more into it.
I'm very locked in.
I could not be more into it. I'm very locked in. I could not be more into it.
I'm very locked in.
Because I do want to do another one.
Yeah.
Brandon, you want to take my guess?
No, I just took Halle Berry.
So Banks seems to have been the closest.
I have a guess.
So maybe model?
Show host or model?
A talk show host or model a talk show host or model wendy williams uh cooler okay so it's a model probably naomi campbell there uh no he doesn't know who that is no i do know who that is uh
cooler the the two best guesses so far were tyra banks and Nia Long, and they do have something in common.
I think – should we just open the floor?
I know what they have in common.
Go ahead.
They were both on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I know it.
I know it.
It's Jada Pinkett Smith.
No, it can't be Karen Parsons.
It's not.
Oh, it's the other one. I don't know the cast.
Tatiana M. Ali?
Yes.
Wow.
Wow. Ashley Banks. What? What? What again? not oh it's the other one i don't know the cat yana m ali yes wow wow wow ashley banks what that what again wow would have never big brain energy dude brandon you're the only one that was no i'm
not i mean fresh prince as soon as he tyra banks and nia long were connected that's remember yeah
for you that's what i just said you're the only one that would have been in it. I did, but I wouldn't have
known her. She was a singer, too, for a period of
time, right? She also appeared. She had
a guest appearance on The Cosby Show.
She was one of Rudy's friends.
Good old Tatiana Ali.
Alright, so y'all want to
bottle that or y'all want to do it again?
I would love to do it again.
I don't think a single person in the chat
got that right the entire time.
They were spamming names.
I don't think one person said that.
I mean, let's be honest.
That was hard.
As far as celebrities go, saying Tatyana Ali in 2024 is quite the...
That's a deep cut.
So that's one point for Brandon.
So, KB, what are we playing to?
Ten?
Or...
Ten.
Oh, yeah.
There are supposed to be, like, mini point systems. If you guess something... I would say getting it were supposed to be like mini point systems.
If you guessed something.
I would say getting it right would be like five points.
You guys getting the hottest one with like a point.
Kyle, you're the judge here.
I kind of had fun just playing the game.
I signed points.
I think he's trying to say there are no points.
Yeah, I think the game as is is pretty good.
I think we're just playing together.
Kind of like us versus Che.
Because we whittled it down together.
Let's see how we got to get it and how many.
How many total guesses.
You want to do time or guesses?
What do you think the total?
We went around, what, three and a half, four times there?
Yeah.
I think time.
Time?
Two, three, four.
I think guesses.
Want to do like five minutes on the clock?
So like 40 guesses?
I think we can just rapid fire.
I like guesses.
We have to be smart about it.
All right, TJ, you need a guess counter.
What do you guys thought on that difficulty level?
I think that was pretty hard.
I think it was very hard.
A little easier.
A little easier.
Okay.
Somebody that you are very confident that all of us will not only know but be able to think of
okay got one like sanjaya from american idol yeah but we're not thinking of him although i literally
just said his name so i was thinking yeah sanjaya malakar and his sister zendaya sanjaya oh
oh yeah that is
this is a great game kyle Zendaya. Sanjaya. Oh. Oh, yeah, that is.
This is a great game, Kyle.
All right, so you guys are crafting celebrity now? It's us versus Che.
We want to say 30, 40.
How many guesses do we get?
I think 30 guesses.
30.
Yeah.
We have to get it within 30 guesses or he wins.
That's five rounds, right?
There's six of us.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
But we can group it.
All right.
Che, you got it?
Yep.
All right, so we're good to go?
Yeah, so 30 guesses.
Oh, wait, 30 guesses or five minutes?
30 guesses.
30 guesses.
Okay.
Kyle, get us started.
Justin Bieber. Ice guesses. Okay. Kyle, get us started. Justin Bieber.
Ice cold.
Okay.
Dale Earnhardt.
And somehow colder.
Well, yeah, it did.
Okay.
Sean Kingston.
Cold.
Oprah.
Warmer than Sean Kingston, still pretty cool That would be hot
Or actually
Lukewarm
Condoleezza Rice
Cold
I like Show Host
I think
Dan Marino I think.
Dan Marino.
Ice cold.
Okay, so we're one round in, and we haven't narrowed down sex or anything yet.
No. This is bad.
Lindsay Lohan.
Cool.
Still pretty cold.
Lisa Leslie.
Cold still.
Dr. Phil.
Worm in some areas, colder in other areas.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Cold. Stone Cold Steve Austin Cold Flavor Flav
Cold
Drew Barrymore
Getting warmer
But we're still not warm
This is tough
We're almost halfway
This is a disaster
What do we each have Three more go arounds The pace isn't good here. We're almost halfway. I know. This is a disaster. Oh, boy.
What do we each have?
Three more go-arounds?
Yeah.
Oprah, if we start getting warmer, we're going to... He paused on Oprah and Dr. Phil both.
We weren't close, but he at least gave it some thought.
It could be a show host of some sort.
Maybe a game show host.
Oh, it could be like a...
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so I got my...
Kelly Ripa.
Okay.
Warmer.
What did she do again?
I would say warm.
Live with Kelly and...
Okay.
Regis.
Yeah, I thought about him maybe.
Bob Barker.
Colder in some aspects,'re you're getting close warm
uh steve harvey uh colder than um bob barker ryan seacrest uh getting colder i'm thinking Vanna White. Got it. Whoa! That was huge.
Holy shit.
All right, to clear things up, I think Bob Barker should have been, that's pretty hot.
I said like warmer in some, but colder in some.
So it's like game show hosts, but.
17.
We can make this a real game show.
We could.
This is incredible.
Pretty good.
Holy shit. Wow. Vanna White. We were dead. We were dead in the real game show. Pretty good. This is incredible. Pretty good. Holy shit.
Wow, Vanna White.
We were dead.
We were dead in the water.
That was really good.
But yeah, the chainess of it makes it hard.
Yes.
He has no idea what the fuck's going on in his head.
It's changing.
As far as...
Yeah, the first two celebrities he thought of in the whole world were Yana Ali and Vanna
White.
I'm impressed.
His description of warmer or colder doesn't necessarily help.
Yeah, it does not necessarily help at all.
Because he's right.
Bob Barker was on a competing game show.
If I thought of Vanna White and you said Bob Barker, I'd be like, red fucking hot.
You're right.
You're almost there.
What did you get, lukewarm?
Yeah, he's like, not the same person, really.
Yeah.
Therefore.
It has to be the same. Yeah, it has to be the same person, really. Yeah. Therefore. It has to be the same.
Yeah, it has to be the same person to be hot.
Oh.
If we would have said Pat Sajak.
Say what you're going to say.
Oh, you're right there.
Yeah.
We're going again, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
This is the most fun I've had on this show.
Do you guys want difficulty level similar?
Similar.
Similar.
And it could be someone well-known.
I'm satisfied with both of them.
It could be like a superstar.
Do we want to set?
How many guesses was that?
17.
Do we stick with 20?
17 is going to be tough.
Stick with 20?
No, I think 30 is a good number.
I think 30 is good.
If he hadn't guessed that.
Okay, stick with 30, but we're trying to break the record, right?
Trying to beat 17.
Trying to beat 17.
Ongoing record.
Yeah.
For the folks at home,
the world record right now is 17 in this game.
You want to play at home?
Do we have callers?
We'll have somebody play with us.
All right, Che, you got it?
We're ready.
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uh i am ready yes just say Just say yes. Yes.
Okay.
You know what?
Y'all want to go counter?
Yeah, we can go the other way. Let's go counter.
Yeah, sure.
Julio, get us started.
Okay.
Kobe Bryant.
Cold.
Not a great look.
Ugh.
Oh, fuck.
It goes to Kyle? No, it goes to you. Oh, it goes to Kyle?
No, it goes to you.
Oh, it goes to me.
Yeah, I meant Cataclysm. Oh, goodness.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Tony Hawk.
Warmer than Kobe, but still cold.
White.
Woman.
White.
White woman.
Katie Couric. Cold. That's who I had in my head before. It. White. White. Woman. Katie Couric.
Cold.
That's who I had in my head before.
That's wild.
Carrie Underwood.
Cold.
All right.
So a live athlete?
Yeah.
I don't think it's an athlete if Bryant and Hawk are cold.
Hawk is warmer.
So if it's an athlete, any athlete to me
would be at least lukewarm.
Bob Barker didn't trigger...
It triggered some warmth.
Al Michaels.
Who was the guest before?
Sorry.
Just compare it to your
answer.
Don't go off the last answer. Oh, compare it to my answer?
Don't go off the last answer.
Just based off.
Okay, okay, okay.
Not really in the ballpark, but you're improving.
Warm?
Warmer, warmer, warmer.
Then what?
Oh, sorry.
Just compare.
Not go off the last.
Okay, so you're cold.
You're cold.
Cold.
Okay.
Holy shit.
What do we do with that?
Al Michaels is cold, but it seems
like not incredibly cold.
Like 45.
Like a pleasant day in Milwaukee right now.
Owen Wilson.
You're still
cool.
He's probably not an actor
uh
he's probably not an actor i mean
nothing's triggered anything yet
barack obama cold
i think it's a white guy for sure dane
cook I think it's a white guy for sure. Dane Cook.
Cool.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Getting very hot.
Oh, yeah. I knew a wrestler was coming.
The Undertaker.
Still warm.
Vince McMahon.
I mean,
we're still warm colder than Undertaker.
Okay, so if Stone Cold was
flaming hot,
then it must be a
wrestler. But if another wrestler
wasn't hot, that doesn't make sense.
He's still comparing it to the last one.
He just can't stop.
Right.
Let me try this.
The Rock.
That feels like it's it.
That's it.
We're hot, but we're not there yet.
We're hot.
Okay.
Logan Paul.
Cool.
Cooler than, but like, we're still warm.
Kurt Angle.
We're hot. I mean mean we're right around it
it's either
Shawn Michaels
we're hot but cooler than
bald wrestler
bald wrestler
the big show
we're still
Titus you have to get it right here
I think you guys are going to need a couple more guesses
Maybe a dozen more
Do we think bald?
I don't know if it's bald
I feel like it's like
It's like that era
I think it's the era of when Che was
However old he is
I thought Sina I think that might be a little after of when Che was however old he is.
I thought Cena.
I think that might be a little after.
I'll go Triple H.
We're still hot.
You fuck.
Hulk Hogan. Cooler.
Fuck. Diamond Dallas Page.
Cool. I was saying cool as in cool guy cool cooler but like we're
still we're still very hot but still cool we're still very hot but still cool but like cooler
than yeah i mean all these answers are pretty much the same like i'm trying to rvd pretty hot
pretty hot rvd Pretty hot. Pretty hot. RVD.
How's RVD pretty hot?
Don't know. Maybe it got closer to this era.
Maybe it's an ECW guy.
Maybe it's an extreme guy.
I think it's a guy who was active in like 2004.
Mick Foley.
Cooler than previous guests, but we're still hot.
I'm not too familiar with wrestling. Who's the guy
that murdered his family? Benoit.
Chris Benoit. Probably not him.
No, no.
That's not a guess. He didn't guess. He asked.
Triple H?
Already been guessed. Are you
serious? Pay attention. Who said Triple H?
He did, right beside you. You said Triple H?
Alright, Benoit. Give me Benoit.
What? He wasted a guest oh oh my god um let me throw an idea no oh wait what what yeah
can we help her we're hot we're hot on we're I don't know era. We're hot on wrestlers. Right.
Is it necessarily a male wrestler?
No.
We might just be hot on the era and the profession.
It might not be a dude.
China?
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm throwing that out there.
Why don't we just throw a woman?
Throw a balloon out there.
Throw a test balloon.
That's a good guess.
Trish Stratus.
Cooler Okay
Alright alright
Fine fine fine
Hey we had to
I look like a fucking
I'm running out of wrestlers
You I look like the biggest
So
Ric Flair too old
Probably
Too old
Yeah
Let's find out
What's the gold
Goldberg
Goldberg
Goldberg
Goldberg's not bad
Warmer than Trish
We're still
We're still
In the ballpark.
It's a dude, Brandon.
It's a dude.
The hottest we got was Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Yeah.
So who would that be?
In fairness, I think he was the first wrestler suggested.
Okay.
We haven't tried Cena.
We haven't tried Cena.
I thought we have tried Cena. We haven't tried Sina I thought we have tried Sina
we haven't tried Sina
do you guys want me to
it's your guess man
well
I think it's worth
John Sina
no cooler
is it X-Pac
X-Pac
how do you say it
I don't think
yeah
and also are we sold on
White Wrestler
I will say someone in chat just got it for the first time I don't think, yeah. And also, are we sold on White Wrestler?
I will say someone in chat just got it for the first time.
So has it got to be Obscure or Sting?
We're still a little bit cool. Fuck, dude.
This is brutal.
I should extend you guys a couple more guesses.
This is pretty hard.
Oh, it's hard.
Val Venus.
Getting hot. That's the hottest guess's hard. Val Venus. Getting hot.
That's the hottest guest so far.
Val Venus is not bald.
He's a porn star wrestler, guys.
Val Venus is too hard for future competitions.
I don't know that person.
I feel like Val Venus is a wrestling porn star from 1998.
Yeah, that's too hard.
It's got to be someone that everyone knows.
All right, well, let me walk you all through the 1998 era of wrestling.
Who was the guy that had the sun tattooed around his belly button?
Reggie Miller.
No, that's...
Yeah, it is.
Who was that guy?
That's Batista.
Yeah, that's Batista.
Oh, it's Batista.
But anyway, so we had a wrestling porn star.
We also had a wrestling pimp back then who brought hoes to the ring.
Godfather?
Oh.
Godfather.
So I don't know.
If that was the hottest guest, the next from porn star should be pimp.
Unless he edged the rated R stupid.
If he followed up Vanna White with Godfather, we have to fucking kill him.
We have to.
I don't know.
We have to kill him.
Because we said make it easier.
Yeah, we said make it easier.
Godfather.
All you got to do is remember that the best guess so far is the wrestling porn
star.
Oh, Rikishi.
We've got
two guesses left. They're over here. What do y'all want to do
with them? I'm going to spot you guys half
a round bonus to go to 33.
This is a bit harder.
Didn't we say... We said you were
right around the right difficulty and you
think.
In my scale, that's pretty equal.
Well, we'll decide after we get it,
because we're right around it.
Yeah, we could end up being very mad at Che.
Do you want to give me the pimp?
The godfather.
The godfather.
You need to talk to us.
No, we're still...
Is it warmer?
We're still hot.
It's a little bit...
Compare it to Val Venus. It's pretty equal. It's a little bit. Compare it to Val Venus.
It's pretty equal.
It's a little bit cooler.
You think Val Venus is the closest we've got?
Val Venus is the closest you've got.
He said it was.
Okay.
Based on what?
What else about Val Venus?
Alliteration.
Vs.
Vs.
Stringy hair once got his dick chopped off on live tv who got their dick chopped off valvinas the guy choppy choppy just pee pee oh man
i'm at a loss here boys i i agree if you don't know then i think who else there is from there
here's where i think we are i think val venus is the closest guest i think his celebrity isn't
really that close to val venus or as close as he is letting on i think he's i think he's just
being che right now yeah that's and i think we've probably been closer before but that's just me
trying to pick up
the pieces of his brain.
You think it's going to be
like Johnny Knoxville
because Val Venis
got his dick cut off
and Johnny Knoxville...
TJ's validating the wrestling
like hot and cold.
Okay.
We're...
Oh.
All right.
I don't know, Mark.
Give me some guesses.
Three more guesses.
Okay.
I'm trying to think
of wrestlers from that era.
I said Godfather
and then I said what else?
Chris Jericho?
We haven't said...
Mark Henry?
Tell you who we haven't said.
We haven't said Kane, but I don't know how Val Venis would have been the hottest towards Kane.
KB brought up Rikishi as well.
Rikishi is a name worth guessing.
Fuck it.
I'll do it.
Rikishi.
That's as hot as we can get without hitting on the head.
I don't know.
Yeah.
What's the sock guy? Oh, he wore what's the sock guy oh he wore a thong
rikishi wore a thong that was mick foley doesn't rikishi have kids he has kids the usos
oh yeah you're right but why would val venus be close to the usos
it has to be that era who is rikishi's partner or nemesis well he he wrestled with with too much
too cool but it was scotty too hott, but it was Scotty Too Hotty.
Oh, Scotty Too Hotty.
Got it.
Hey!
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I do know him.
Never heard of that guy.
All right.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's ridiculous.
That is ridiculous.
Absolutely.
I mean, yeah, that is not on the level of Vanna White.
You cannot go from Tanyana Ali to Vanna White to Scotty Too Hotty.
Scotty Too Hotty.
That's ridiculous.
Fucking insane. Scotty Too Tuati is a hilarious option.
And yet I love this game.
I know.
Oh, my God.
31.
Should we all think of a person?
Oh, we all want to have a turn?
I want to have a turn as the person.
Why don't you take a turn as the person?
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Nick.
All right, start.
Well, you know, you got to go tell TJ, right?
Go tell TJ. Not really. No, not really. you got to go tell TJ, right? Go tell TJ.
Not really.
No, not really.
Not really?
That's just a Che fail safe.
Okay.
And then Che's taking your spot?
Che, guess.
Yeah.
Okay, so.
I don't know if I want Che.
You got your guy?
Yes.
I want to hear Che's guesses for sure.
All right, so we're going to start with Kyle.
And when we get through, Julio will go to Che instead.
Okay.
Kyle, start us off with a guess.
I have a feeling he's going to get it.
Howard Stern.
Cold.
Cold.
King Henry VIII.
Freezing.
Okay.
He's just doing tricks on it now, little bro.
Jacob Elordi.
That's not a person.
Cold.
He's the person.
That's not a person?
Yeah, he's not.
He's a god.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty true.
A Greek god.
Miles Teller.
Cold.
OJ Simpson.
Slightly warmer, but cold.
Wouldn't take a bath in it.
Pokey Reese.
Same temperature.
Carrot top.
Cold.
Danny Glover.
Slightly warmer, but wouldn't bathe.
We haven't gotten to Bath yet.
No. Idris El gotten to bath yet. No.
Idris Elba.
Same temperature.
The Bachelor, Zach Shalcross.
Cold.
Dak Prescott.
Same temperature as Idris Elba.
Okay, we need to go female, I think.
Ashanti.
Warmer.
Warm. Black woman.
Fuck. Black woman. Fuck.
Warm.
Ashanti's warm.
Missy Elliott.
Warm.
Okay.
Okay, so this is just...
Not as warm as Ashantianty i'd say okay
i just feel like we're running back some of the same ones huh
only so many celebrities we also haven't said the godfather yet
um got mook in hell right now. Trying to rack his brain.
I'm struggling.
I'll do Little Kim again.
Warm.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
Yeah, okay.
You know it, Brandon.
Kind of.
I think.
Maybe.
Doja Cat.
Colder.
Venus Williams. Colder. Fuck. Venus Williams.
Colder.
Damn it.
Kelly Rowland.
Pretty, pretty, pretty hot.
Michelle from Destiny's Child.
Same temp, same, hot.
Nice, nice steamy bath.
So we're in the bath and enjoying ourselves.
You're splish-splashing around.
Macy Gray.
A little bit colder.
Beyonce Knowles.
Hot. Hot.
Oh, fuck.
After 20, everybody can just throw out
group talk
I got one
ice spice
you said that last round
yes I did
no no I think you said doja cat
cold
is it Lisa Left Eye Lopez
rest in peace but no but warm hot No, I think you said Doja Cat. Cold. Is it Lisa Left Eye Lopez?
Rest in Peace, but no.
But warm.
Hot.
I feel like Destiny's Child was hotter than TLC.
No, I'm not saying you're wrong.
It was.
That's what I'm trying to talk you through, Brandon. It's a female group around that era.
Yes.
Destiny's Child was hot.
TLC was pretty hot.
So what's another female group around that era?
I feel like Destiny's Child only came with that.
I feel like a singer from the era,
but yeah, the group thing's a good point.
I mean, Maya?
Hot.
Not as hot.
Solange Knowles.
Colder.
That would have been steaming with Beyonce.
Mel B.
Scorching.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Good, good, good.
Who is Mel B?
Spice Girl.
Spice Girl.
Who's the one married to Becca?
That is Posh Spice
Scorching
Hurts to put the toe in
So there's Posh
There's
I already did Ice
Would you like me to run through the spices for you?
Yes, please.
Sporty, scary, posh, baby, and ginger.
Give me ginger.
Scorching.
Sporty.
Scorching.
Scary spice.
Scary spice.
All right.
Good teamwork, boys Alright Good teamwork boys
Good teamwork
So for future
Does like
Name count as hotness
Like if they share a first name
I didn't
Okay
Yeah
Cause Ice Spice could've been
It could've been
But I feel like I would've thrown off more
Yeah
Would you guys have gotten Bendy Irwin
I almost went with Bendy Irwin
I know her
Okay
So maybe in the hundreds.
Okay.
This is so fun.
Who wants to be a celebrity guy now?
I'll do it. Yeah, I got one.
You ready?
Mook wouldn't know this person though.
But he hasn't known any of them.
He's got ice spice in his back pocket.
Mook's sneaky young.
Hold on, let me think of a different one.
Yeah, I was thinking that too.
I have.
Okay, I have one.
I have one.
I have one.
Okay.
Che, start us off.
Yeah.
Titus is going?
Titus is the questioner?
Let's go with Sally Jessie Raphael.
Who the fuck?
He was so excited the woman ninja turtles
no no no
can I just take a time out
and say the one that I
initially thought of was
Geraldo Rivera
and then I thought
I don't know if that's
that's who immediately
came to mind
and for you to guess that first
so the last
the last one sorry was Scary Spice yes the last one, sorry, was Scary Spice?
Yes.
Is that Mel B?
Is Mel B Scary Spice?
Oh, shit.
Shit, is Mel B Scary Spice?
Holy shit.
I didn't know Scary Spice's real name.
Oh, man.
I get them confused.
So we really should have got like 26 on that.
Yeah, fuck, you got me good.
I really don't know is it is it melby
i thought melby was ginger that's my turn to guess victoria beckham was posh yeah what what
did you say again shay sally jesse rafael um oh melby's scary shit i think. Slightly cold.
What did he say?
Lukewarm.
Sally Jessie Raphael is lukewarm.
Lukewarm.
What is Sally Jessie Raphael? She was the host of The Sally Show.
She was a talk show host.
Okay, I've never heard of her.
She was in the era of Oprah, Ricky Lake, Montel Williams.
Who was the?
Geraldo.
Thank you.
There were a bunch of them back then.
Jerry Springer.
Same.
Like, lukewarm-ish.
Wow.
I will go...
Anderson Cooper.
I would classify that as hot. I would classify that as hot i would classify that yo
well done i would classify that as hot now what very hot what made it very very very very hot okay
um newscaster tucker carlson colder hmm then anderson cooper okay i forget what do you want
me to do about this? Do we do...
I think you always compare to your...
Just your person.
Okay.
Then, yeah, Luke Warne.
Okay.
Anderson Cooper's hot.
So, really like Anderson Cooper.
He did not like Tucker Carlson as much.
Larry King.
Warne.
John Stewart.
Lukewarm.
Don Lemon.
What?
Well, you just skipped.
Oh, Che, I'm sorry, bro.
Son of a.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Che, say Don Lemon.
No.
Who's the CNN person?
His brother is like the mayor.
Chris Cuomo.
I would be shocked if it were Chris Cuomo.
Lukewarm.
Okay. Do I lose a guess?
No, you're good.
Go ahead.
Well, I'm going to change my guess then, I think.
To Piers Morgan lukewarm I'm still I
don't know where we are
I don't know any of the
differences of I don't
know where we are right
Andy Cohen very hot
Wow dude okay very very
hot Nick and you help me
a little bit so gay what
does he hope they do the
New Year's Eve broadcast together with Anderson Cooper.
Ryan.
Does Ryan Seacrest do it with him?
I don't know, actually.
Anderson Cooper.
So gay, pop culture-y, fun, but left.
Perez Hilton.
The fat Jewish.
It's a person.
I don't know a comparable one to Andy Cohen.
So I'm going to say Ryan Seacrest
to pass it along down the line.
Very hot.
Is it somebody from the New Year's Eve broadcast?
Could be an American.
Simon Cowell.
Lukewarm.
Uh-oh.
Way to fucking go, man.
Carson Daly.
Yes.
Hot, I believe.
So we're looking at a homosexual host.
I'm trying to talk this out.
Homosexual TV host. Seacrest-ish
Coen-ish
This should be easy
James Corden
Oh wait he's not gay right
Um Luke Jordan. Oh, he's not gay, right?
Lukewarm.
Yeah.
I don't really have anybody.
I can only envision sort of live Rockefeller Center broadcast.
Yeah.
Al Roker.
Pretty fucking hot hot Matt Lauer
Pretty hot
Warm
Do we all know who this is?
You all know who this is
And this is frustrating the fuck out of me
We haven't got this already
Cause you've all said like the key
Bullet points of
Like I'm thinking like
ABC
Good morning show type
Identity is
Type shit
Michael Strahan
Warm
Matt Lauer
Seacrest was hot
Seacrest was
Very hot
I'm trying to think of like
Morning show people
Wait what does Seacrest do? Hosts everything'm trying to think of morning show people.
Wait, what does Seacrest do?
He hosts everything.
He hosts New Year's Eve.
He hosts everything.
Not Conan.
Who's the piano guy?
What?
Billy Joel?
No, who's the guy that is also on Conan?
What's his name?
Oh, his little sidekick?
Andy Richter?
He doesn't play the piano.
I thought he did.
They had Max Weinberg, the drummer.
I want to say Andy Richter.
Is that a bad guess?
It feels bad.
It feels terrible.
Jimmy Fallon?
Warm.
Lukewarm warm.
I'm running out of gas.
Yeah, Brandon, this is embarrassing for you.
For me?
Yeah.
So New Year's Eve, Dick Clark?
Dick Clark.
Wow! Dick Clark.
There it is.
I don't know Dick Clark.
It's called Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.
He did it for years, and that's what Ryan Seacrest hosts, I believe.
Got it.
I'm sorry.
This is a fun fucking game.
Yeah.
I thought Dick Clark was.
No, it's probably a great.
I just don't know anything.
That's a tough one.
I'm genuinely stupid.
Yeah, that's a big handicap.
Julia. All right, I got one. Oh, you got one? You want me to pick one'm genuinely stupid. Yeah, that's a big handicap. Julio.
All right, I got one.
Oh, you got one?
You want me to pick one?
All right.
Kyle, go.
Hold on.
Did I fuck up by picking a dead guy?
No.
Did that throw you off?
But that's on the board now.
That's completely on the board.
I thought, yeah.
I don't know.
I thought Dick Clark was kind of a...
Kyle, you got us here?
I got one, yeah.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Yeah. I got one yeah oh no oh no oh no
that hurts
the fact that there's a dap
being given in the fucking live
feed of that too you see it boom
hurts
happens to me like once a week dude
hurts
oh I'm sorry I'm sorry like once a week, dude. Hurts.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Shout out to Miss Peaches.
I keep getting tagged in those tweets being like,
this dog has a better life than you.
And I'm like, I hate it.
Dog has a better life than all of us.
All of us, yeah, by far.
Not even close.
And,
and she seems to have settled into her,
her life very quickly.
She seems to be relaxed and,
and everything.
I,
I wonder how old she is.
She looks like a,
he's,
he's rescued,
you know,
an older dog.
I like that.
That's awesome.
Six,
six.
Wow.
That's what a,
what a come up for.
What a come up.
Never quit your dreams.
Never quit.
Never quit.
Keep going. All right, Kyle, we're going gonna start with titus you got one yeah titus get us started uh
let's go with
uh olivia rodrigo Olivia Rodrigo. Mm-hmm.
Cold.
AJ Hawk.
Reasonably cool.
Slash cold.
Fuck.
Slash cold.
Okay.
I can only think of one type of celebrity now.
John Mayer.
Cold.
Cold, but visually, appearance-wise, not too cold.
Pretty warm.
Okay.
But also very cold at the same time.
You'll understand.
Elliot Page.
Lukewarm.
Bill Hader.
Cooler.
Room temperature.
Idris Elba.
Yeah, you're colder.
John Stamos. That's a good guess. It's okay. John Stamos.
That's a good guess.
Cool.
Of all these clips, you can just take out of context.
John Stamos, he's like, cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
Hulk Hogan.
Colder.
Getting colder.
So, visually kind of similar to John Mayer.
I'm going to have to see a side-by-side after this to confirm that.
You don't know?
Not super perfect.
Yeah, I think they... feels like not a musician white guys that sort of look like john mayer but don't look like john because if it was a musician that looks
like john mayer he would have gone red fucking hot probably right so it's not yeah music's nowhere in
could be an athlete yeah i'm thinking Eli Manning.
Could be an athlete.
He has tattoos.
He's still dark hair.
Tall, skinny, white dude.
Jimmy Garoppolo.
Athletically, you're on neptune
chas bono
it's cold
hmm
mick jagger freezing cold huh jason maraz Freezing cold. Huh. Jason Mraz.
I like the way he said it.
Still cold.
He says.
Athletically on Neptune compared to Jimmy G.
So it's not an athlete.
Not an athlete.
But probably a white guy who's not a musician or an athlete.
Well, it makes you think it's a guy.
Every single guy has been cold. Elliot Page was warm.
He said the person looks like John Mayer.
It could be a woman that looks like John Mayer.
You'll forgive me if you say that he looks like John Mayer.
I'm not seeing strategy going on right now.
I'm just trying to cover all the bases.
Twelve guys in.
They've all been called.
Teacher, what are we doing?
He said it looks like John Mayer
people look like people all the time
people look like people
Jane Lynch
how would you know what she looks like
yeah
I mean if you're going a woman
that would be closer but
cold
back to a man
well thank you for taking that bullet for us. Do all of us know who this is?
That was a horrible idea. It was a guy.
Yes.
What's up?
But, um,
you probably don't know his real name.
What?
I sure don't.
Ha ha ha.
I hate you.
I hate you. hate you I'll leave it at that but he's very gettable
Okay
And people he's scorching hot with
Are very gettable I'll say that
Okay
People he's scorching hot with are very good, but I'll say that. Okay. People he's scorching hot with.
All right, Mook.
Okay, all right.
Kevin from The Office.
In a way, hot.
Oh.
But not, well, I guess we'll go very hot in some categories,
but otherwise still lukewarm. All right, it's a fatty. It's a lukewarm. It's a fatty.
It's a big old boy.
You think it's a fatty?
You don't think it's an office?
No, I think it's somebody who may be developmentally
slower.
Why do you think that?
Kevin from the office was...
Okay, alright.
Alright.
So... Oh. Kevin from The Office was... Okay. All right. All right.
So... But he doesn't know his name.
I need to think of a possibly fictional person that looks like John Mayer that could be special
needs.
And that's not athletic.
Dave Portnoy?
Cold.
Cold.
Mr. Beast.
Pretty good.
Cold. I love that guess mr bean warm how did mr beast to mr bean a guy whose real name we don't know not too warm rowan atkinson
could it be very hot from the office could it be like Creed Bratton yeah cooler
I'm more confused than I was before
oh yeah
you don't know his real
name
does that mean that he has some fake
name in life
if I can answer
that
right
was that oh i know it maybe
but it could be on the right track here is it like the mayhem guy could be the mayhem guy
you've gotten his profession a few times okay then i know it. I don't know. But then...
What profession do we think it is, then?
I don't know.
You said a lot of musicians.
So it is a musician.
I also think actor.
But then John Mayer would have been hotter than...
Yeah.
Who was the hottest?
He said...
And Julius said Mick Jagger, and he was like...
No.
The Office guy was the hottest one yet, right?
Yeah, Kevin was...
I think it's an actor.
So we think it's an actor.
And what about Kevinvin from the office i think i think his radar went off when we did like like a character
esque person that isn't easily recognized i'll try i'll try another big boy john candy
so that's that's colder okay so so the key here is that we don't really know his real name.
So it could be a mascot.
Hold on.
Do we not know his real name or does Kyle not know his real name?
You guys might.
Kyle, I texted you a guess.
Is that right?
No.
Fuck.
No, but I appreciate it.
DJ, you can also guess.
Yeah, what was it
he guessed Beetlejuice
oh that
which is
I would say
warm in a way
yeah I would say warm
I would say Kevin's
a little closer
see
is it like a sitcom character
Jake from State Farm
cold
oh I like that though
yeah I could guess
I think we just start throwing out guesses now.
We don't really have to go to the terms-based, because I have nothing.
So Beetlejuice and Kevin from The Office, again, both a little stunted.
Is it someone we talked about yesterday?
No.
Am I allowed to ask that?
Okay.
And you know his crew.
I know people you'd guess that I would answer with scorching hot.
Ron Swanson?
Pretty cool.
Now it's almost time.
You're making me mad.
I'm getting a little frustrated. The Edge from U2. Cold. now it's almost time you're making me mad yeah frustrated
the edge from you two
cold
okay
what about the
we know him
the guy from
hot chili peppers
no colder
we know him as his
character name
but I don't think
people really know
his act
his
his actor name
I have an idea
okay
is it my turn
did Julia go you can go I guess yeah I went Jaleel White His actor name. I have an idea. Okay. Is it my turn?
Did Julia go?
You can go.
Jaleel White, a.k.a. Steve Urkel.
Hmm.
Still lukewarm, but... Wait.
Oh, my God.
Screech.
Pretty hot.
Okay.
But not too hot I think
this is gonna be dumb
Kramer
pretty warm but
cool
Scott Farkas
you just skipping me now? from it's all it's all television But cool. Scott Farkas.
Are you just skipping me now?
It's all.
It's television.
I'll say it's television.
Uncle Joey?
Well, see, that's the problem with that show.
He was never called Uncle Joey.
It was Uncle Jesse and Joey.
Joey was just the best friend of Danny. What?
He was never called an uncle.
Carlton?
We can't go double Fresh Prince.
I mean...
No, Julio, we can't
fucking go double Fresh Prince.
It's not a comedy show. It's not a sitcom.
But it's a very, very popular
show.
Does anybody watch Succession?
Is it the... Is it Chrissy Metion? Is it the...
Is it Chrissy Metz?
Is it Brand?
Hodor.
Cold. Logan Roy.
Yes, from the booth.
Cold.
From Zah. Walt Jr.
Walt Jr.
Who's Walt Jr.?
My bad.
You haven't seen Breaking Bad.
It's the palsy, son.
Yeah.
That was a little hard.
He was a Gap model briefly, too.
See, I got it like 10 minutes.
They got it quick?
They got it super quick.
He kind of looks like John Mayer, but not too far off.
He kind of looks like Jacob Elordi, doesn't he?
He kind of looks like a hot guy.
I think he is a hot guy.
He kind of looks like.
He is hot.
Yeah. We should have got that. He's sexy.orty, doesn't he? He kind of looks like a hot guy. I think he is a hot guy. He kind of looks like. He is hot. Yeah.
We should have got that.
He's sexy.
That was good.
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It stinks.
It burns your eyes.
It makes everyone cough.
Yep, it's no good.
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All right.
Does the game run its course?
Does Walt Jr. look like Malasek?
Who's that?
He does look like Malasek.
What's his name?
RJ Mitt?
That's it.
Yeah, I can see your...
Wait, was he in prison?
I can see your
John Mayerness to it.
Did Walt Jr. go to...
Oh, it's the Q-Zip.
He does look like Jacob.
Oh, you didn't recognize
the Q-Zip?
I didn't know how far...
It's cropped.
Does the actor have palsy?
Yeah.
A little bit, but he's pretty.
He ups it.
Yeah, he just did it.
Ambed it up.
I think he dated Miley Cyrus.
Did he?
Yeah.
Really?
I think so.
I heard about that.
R.J. Mitt.
R.J. Mitt.
He has cerebral palsy.
Huh. Jackson, Mississippi. Jackson, Mississippi. I'll be god damn. he has cerebral palsy huh Jackson Mississippi
I'll be god damn
delivered by an emergency cesarean
not breathing at the time of his
Jesus Christ
and he was adopted
fed with leg braces and crutches
huh
raised by his mother
and then his mother became paralyzed
Jesus Christ buddy
we're a pro-mit show
alright
RJ
he became financially responsible for the family
at 13
he's a star
this fucking guy
he's a star this fucking guy he's a star
alright
thank you
legend
what else we got boys
let's see what the other
how was your valentines day
I'll let you know in the chat that we're starting
you'll be getting an update from me
and what is your favorite workout song
i'll check out on this one uh not letting go by tiny tempa and jess glenn the xy constant remix
okay nice thanks i will check those out later um brand what would your walkout song in wrestling be then probably
Country Shit by Big Crit
has anybody ever done Running With The Devil
by Van Halen
I don't know if they have
but I
I don't really even know that song
I feel like that's one of those songs
if I hear it I know exactly what it is but I can't think of it off the top of my head jay what was yours but you you immediately
perked up oh no i was gonna i was just nodding that you will know that song as soon as you hear
it yeah um mine would be um runaway by bon jovi but instrumental oh i would do la difficile by
bad bunny you're the biggest bad bunny fan i I always forget that. Did Bad Bunny do that as his walkout?
I don't know if that song.
Actually, no.
I think he had a song called Booker T, which may have been his.
No, no, no.
He was the main event of a pay-per-view in Puerto Rico.
That was the coolest walkout I've ever seen.
I don't know what song he used.
The fans just sang his song to him as he walked out.
It was kind of like.
Oh, Chambela.
Yeah, yeah.
They would. All right. That's sick sick i was watching that music video today rick flair is in the music video he dated kendall jenner and neither of them spoke each other's language and they were dating for
years he speaks english he does right because i think he does promos in english for wrestling
he's actually in the wrestling world very very respected because he bought into it a lot. I heard that he
crushed it. He dove in and
legitimately learned how to wrestle.
I think he was a long-time fan.
Him and Logan Paul are the two... Puerto Rico's
a huge wrestling... Huge.
It was the best show of all of
last year. They had it in April, I think, after wrestling.
Did you see his walkout? No, but I heard
he was great. He was fantastic.
He was also good in Bullet Train.
He was?
Oh, yeah.
He packs, too.
He seems like a very likable guy.
Yeah.
He might be behind Taylor Swift as the top American star,
if you count Puerto Rico, which you do.
If you count streams, I think he's right up there.
I think he's way up there, right?
Yeah.
Did I say he was the most streamed artist in the world last year or something like that?
I could see that.
I think so.
At one point, when his album came out, every song was the top streamed song of the year
at the time when it came out.
Nobody listens to music like Spanish speakers.
Which is sick.
Oh, yeah.
They go so hard.
They also rip YouTube hard, dude.
Really?
They get the numbers.
Every Uber has a has like of tv playing
youtube in like latin america it's crazy god damn yeah yeah bad bunny bad bunny i might go watch an
entrance today it was very very cool and they went to the shopping cart yeah his fit was cool too
he had the like almost the the vest the tactical vest yeah something like that yeah that was a good show awesome show
um all right can i ask you guys a question please okay this i was thinking and please don't answer
saying that you feel this way about me and i don't and i didn't feel this way about any of you
but i think it's hurtful when somebody says to me when i first met you i didn't like you hate that yeah or i didn't want to like
you it's hurtful uh-huh yeah that's like a like a dumb asshole move it's a remarkably unnecessary
thing to say on paper i shouldn't like you yeah it's hurtful like it brings me back to that time
where i'm i'm now re-experiencing right this way you felt about me I didn't know. If you take out the intro, the preamble,
the message he wants to get across is, I like you.
But when you start it with, I used to not like you,
or I didn't want to like you, or against my better judgment, I like you.
Yeah, that's weird. That happens a lot.
I get that tweet five times a day.
I really do do i just mostly
get i fucking hate you i always wanted to hate you yeah ever since i saw you i knew i fucking
despised you like it's someone you're typically actively friends with yeah and they're like dude
like you're having a nice moment and then they bring that out and it just like gives me this
it just brings me me this it just
brings me back to the way a song from an era does and they like tell you the ick they're like this
is what you did yeah yeah yeah it was just like i heard that this or like i believe yeah they
basically are saying the impression you give off which who you that's who you are to the vast
majority of people is horrible yeah you really have, like, you have to be a good friend to appreciate.
I have to really
get to know you.
Right.
Titus is an acquired taste.
Titus is an acquired taste.
I have resting bitch face.
He's an acquired taste.
I am.
I have resting bitch face,
so people think I'm, like,
just always fucking angry.
Does that extend
to, like, a second person?
Like, if I were to say...
Wait, what's the face, Titus?
What's the face that you always make?
Oh, are you talking about the sexy face?
What's your resting face?
I'm just kind of like this more often than not.
God, that's awesome.
No, Titus, if I were to take a picture...
It looks like I'm angry and I'm really not.
I'm just like thinking of what's for lunch.
Impensive.
So does it extend like if you're introducing somebody
or if you're telling somebody about somebody and you say, hey Nick's a good
guy. Once you get to know him, you're going to like him. Yeah, I would say that's a milder form
but like also hurtful. He's an acquired taste. That's mean
and like a lot of people would just be like, yeah, but he's like, he's that asshole.
No, it's just an asshole. Right, but it made me think of
this. If someone says so-and-so used to not like you,
if they tell someone else's story about not liking you,
equally hurtful.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to know that.
My feelings get hurt really easily.
Maybe we're just all assholes in the world.
Yeah, I hate when they put it on you that you've,
like, I used to like you,
but man, like the last couple weeks you've been awesome
and you're like, I've been the same fucking person
the whole time, you piece of shit.
I never changed anything.
I met at the Dozen Trivia event,
I met Greg Olson for the first time
and I told him when he started in the booth,
I didn't really like him.
That's all.
No, no, no.
But then I was like,
but actually I've come around
and I think you're really, really good.
That's exactly what we just said.
Greg Olson's been fantastic the whole time. Greg Olson has been the exact same the entire time, no. But then I was like, but actually I've come around. I think you're really, really good. That's exactly what we just said. Greg Olson's been fantastic the whole time.
Greg Olson has been the exact same the entire time, Jay.
I think he's gotten a lot better.
No, he hasn't.
He's been the exact same.
Why say that to him?
Yeah, I don't think he really has.
Why not just say, hey, Greg, you're awesome in the booth?
Yeah.
I wanted to show progress.
For your own benefit.
You wanted to show your own progress?
I wanted to show that you're enlightened somehow.
That you've gone through this journey of learning something new about all the new people.
I think it's fair to say a guy got better two years into his job than his first day on the job.
But everybody probably has that.
Okay, but what if you speak in the present?
Hey, man.
Speak in the present.
You are awesome at your job. I think you subconsciously wanted to bring him down a peg no i already did
i i first apologized to him that i called his uh coat horrific and then the new york post wrote an
article about it did he even know you did that oh yeah but wait wait well i told him it was me and
he was like oh you're that fucking guy the new york post why even do that post wrote an article about you calling greg olson's code horrific yes there was a his tweet was in the
article was it the whole article was about that was an article tj new york post write anything i
know that but they usually do it about dave or no so i felt bad because in the article it was like
greg olson when reach for comment was like yeah my wife picked it out article it was like Greg Olsen, when reached for comment, was like, yeah, my wife picked it out.
And I was like, hey, man, I just want to say I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to cause any problems at home.
I was just kind of busting chops.
I bet you didn't cause problems at home.
NFL fans.
Rip Greg Olsen's horrendous jacket during Ravens-Lions game.
And the horrendous is Chase Quote.
Wow.
I mean, it's a brutal coat.
You know what?
I mean, it's a brutal coat. You know what? I mean, it's a rough coat.
Bradley Cooper and Maestro.
This is one of your better coat tweets.
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't try to make it an allegory or something.
What Che did to me isn't as painful.
You said you caused problems at home.
I said I apologize if I did that.
He didn't mean to cause problems at home.
I'm sorry.
Craig holds his wife left.
Yeah, he went.
He went to leave you because you're your code, right?
Because I didn't like your code.
Yeah, it's not as bad if you're like, I didn't like you, but you don't.
It's bad.
No, but if you don't know them personally, like I would.
I prefer that to somebody who's known me the whole time.
Like someone I know personally, as opposed if they're like, yeah, when I first saw you
on whatever, I thought you were a tool, but now I like you.
Like I'm, I actually enjoy that compliment.
That's a big thing in standup.
People were like, I didn't think you guys were going to be funny at all, but we had
a great time at the show.
Like, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know that one as much.
Me and Sass get it like every weekend.
It's probably because you guys are young, touring.
People just assume you don't have chops,
and then they're pleasantly surprised.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That's good.
Yeah, that's got to feel good, bro.
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All right.
TJ, you want to go ahead
and get the wheel ready?
Julia, how many tickets
do you have left
for the two shows?
Under 50 for both?
Yeah, I think there's
like under 50 total left
tomorrow night.
The Den Theater.
Wicker Park would be fun.
Wicker Park, 7.15, 9.30.
Yeah, if you're in
the Chicago area,
please buy now.
Buy now. Please buy them, yeah. And if you if you're in the Chicago area, buy now.
Buy now.
Please buy them.
And if you have a kiss coin on the yak, I'll be there.
Kyle, are you going?
Yeah.
Mook, you going?
Can I get on the list?
Yeah, sure.
There we go.
Come steal a kiss.
100%. Coming soon, the head and pussy coin from the yak.
That's right.
That's right, and you have to flip it in front of us and see what it lands on.
Has the inverse ever happened where I've been like, I guess this is maybe when the relationship's over or something.
But, you know, at first I really liked you, but you're a fucking dick.
I guess that's just a fight or an argument.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People never really say that, though.
It really is, hey, at first. Every relationship starts off that I liked you and then don't like yeah i think i think what you're describing is just a breakup and then you just
never talk to that person no not a breakup i think you just live the rest of your life
loathing that person together marriage marriage yeah yeah i guess it's like common enough that
it doesn't require pointing out specifically so i saw that yesterday the stat that 50 percent of
people think that 50% of,
people think that 50% of marriages end in divorce,
but 50% of first marriages end in divorce,
but the rate is way higher for second and third marriage.
Divorce rate?
Divorce rate?
No, the rate of success.
Oh, interesting.
Is way higher.
So you think it should be like chicken pox and we should all get married young?
I think you get it out of the way.
Yeah.
You have a practice.
We'll have a marriage party.
It's like the challenge, dude. Second go. You're going practice We'll have a marriage party It's like the challenge dude
Second go
You're gonna have a better time
I've never watched the challenge
No but I'm saying
This challenge
Oh I thought you meant the show
Are you feeding to go again?
No dude
No I'm not
It kind of seems like you are
Seems like you
There's things I would've done differently
But I'm worried that
If I were to do it again
That I would do much worse
You keep your best time
That would be embarrassing
Malasek was probably up late last night.
Valentine's Day?
Sending selfies to chicks.
With his dog.
Did we do that on this show?
Was that the show that we looked at?
My shows run together.
It's quite the dog selfie.
Your shows.
Our shows, sorry.
Whatever.
Were you on Mincy this morning? What morning what no was that yesterday morning yeah okay maybe i was man i don't i'm on that show a lot you are we got to get him on the
tennis court man oh i want to see how i need to see i want to see his skills he uh he no i think
he's and i think he left i think he's in mourning because the Widespread Panic concert got postponed.
Oh, shit.
How long has it been since he's seen Widespread Panic?
Probably a week and a half, two weeks, or whenever he was in Richmond, right?
Yeah.
So they're not coming to Chicago now.
Now he's going to have to wait until February 28th, I think.
Where is that?
No, excuse me.
We are going to have to wait until.
They postponed it?
Oh, yeah.
You were going with that.
How are you doing not great this was
i was excited for this um yeah now i get to do literally anything else and why was it postponed
and uh illness someone yeah i say now do we have we have a february 29th this year
yeah we do yeah yeah yeah i think i think it's postponed until february 29th through the
through the second of of march um march is when i start thinking okay now it's springtime yep
and you always get fooled but this is our first time here and we have we have had pretty good
winter they're saying like wait till you wake up to six inches of snow in April. Don't want to do that.
Yeah, they're saying it starts in May.
Spring?
I mean, there's been tolerable days this winter. Today's tolerable.
They've also, they told us in, like, October, wait until the winter.
I don't need hot.
I just need, like, I can be outside with a sweatshirt and be fine.
There was.
It's been like that recently, though.
It has.
Yeah.
There was a 10-day stretch in winter that was
awful.
It was minus 15,
minus 20. That sucked.
But if that's all we know.
Yeah, hopefully it's...
Best summer city in the country.
I was here last year. I got here two months early
before everybody else, and it was pretty
fucking elite. It was pretty awesome.
We're talking about Chicago.
I just thought you meant northern. How many times you been to chicago before we moved here oh weiss no no i i went to wrigley a lot oh did you yeah yeah i went
to i came to the city a good bit i guess yeah you didn't have the yak to do you know i was i had
nothing to do i guess you wouldn't have anything to do wouldn't saw widespread panic a bunch yeah
yeah it was awesome uh all right tj you want to spin the wheel spin the wheel I guess you wouldn't have anything to do. Wouldn't saw widespread panic a bunch? Yeah. Yeah.
It was awesome.
All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel?
Spin the wheel.
Oh, no.
That should be fine.
All right, tomorrow we'll be back. We're playing a game or something?
I'm going to try to think of a game.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to try to think of something.
A little boozy game?
We'll do a boozy game.
So, Nick's promises a boozy game.
All right.
Julio, again, one more time.
Shows Friday.
Thank you.
Two shows Friday, 7.15, 9.30, Den Theater.
I think there's more tickets left for the early show than for the late show,
but it should be pretty fun.
It's my first special, hopefully.
What part of Chicago is that in?
Wicker Park. Real hip area. Yeah. So yeah so hopefully you guys will like it all right so
go check him out see you there yeah thank you all right that's the act. It's the act.
Get your straws, yeah.
Silicate for a while.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
Yeah, it's time to talk shop.
We're doing Yankees love.
It's the act.
It's the act. Have a great day, everybody.
See you tomorrow.
Love you, bye.