The Yak - Is Brandon's Closet Dope Or Lowkey Sneaky Lame | The Yak 1-16-25

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

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It's butter soft feels buttery soft. Yeah Yeah Roback calm Yeah, damn near more than 19% off Yeah That's good shit. Yeah. Hey everybody Brandon. Yeah, what's going on brother? Not much. Just sitting my Jerry Rice jersey As I do on Thursday, how many do you have a closet for your jerseys because I noticed you guys do a jurors day Yeah, right

I've seen some people repeat. Yeah, you never do. No, I haven't repeated yet. I have a that's pathetic That's that means you have a hundred some Jersey I haven't either for what it's right you've got I've never read no we have I have a hundred jerseys in my closet yeah I thought I was going to and then they just keep like popping up I don't know how it happens like I was in Colorado and a guy just gave this to me have I ever since you pictures in my closet no I'd love to see your closet none of y'all have ever seen my closet closet. It's plural. I clause it is the proudest thing I have I'm the proudest of my closet. It's a walk-in

It's a room like a great and it's just yours. It's just mine I just have we get a picture of it now I Can check I can check and see if you have 100 jerseys at least a hundred your wife keeps her clothes on the floor No, she also has her own closet. She has her own clothes. Yeah, ah damn. Ah Do you so you like put it outward? That's a big complaint with my house? I don't have claw. I don't have bedroom closet country club bread. Yeah, it's it's big I have my dress clothes on the left wall My shoes on the left center wall and then I have a wall of Roeback and then I have a wall of

jerseys. I have a lot of walls. And then where do you put the arcade cabinet you stole from the office? That's in the basement. That's in the basement next to the arcade cabinet I bought. I really liked playing it when it was in the office. Well I'd bring it back but I did break it. We don't really have it anymore.

But the shell of it is in my office. Okay. Wait, I've never seen your office. Not my office, my basement. Okay. My basement. I don't have an office. I have a desk. I have a large, large Okan desk.

Behind the couch. No, the Okan desk is now in the basement as well. It's where I have my camera for my studio setup. Large Okan desk. That's the second thing how heavy oh heavier than than three men what's the largest non car house purchase you've ever made largest non car house purchase I've come in man yeah yeah feel free holy shit huge guest on the show today yeah come on Wow and there's the thumbnail What's up guys? Hey?

Door door That's thanks Brandon has a men's closet that's for like Cable television segments. I have a big closet really I've never told y'all about my big closet hematitis have never repeated at Jersey now why were you keeping our big your big closet from us I don't know I could have done all kinds I don't know but you know why Dan couldn't all of us could

if I talked about my big closet in front of you you would just talk about your bigger claws no I don't I actually have a very, like, small closet. I have a huge one. Well, because at a certain point of closet, it becomes a room. Right. OK. Right. It's a room. But do you think we could sink his closet?

I know we couldn't all fit in it. Yeah, make it cave in. You don't think we could all finish in his closet? We couldn't finish. We couldn't bust an open. I don't know. I think we could all finish in his closet. All of us could fit in my closet four times

I know why yes, that's how big it is. Yes. Why did you keep this from us? I don't know cuz I just told you why I kept it from you I was scared you would come I have a small closet and Titus might come across with a bigger closet, too No, I I I take my jerseys after I wear them and throw them in the attic I don't have that big of a closet is a Closet Twitter like critical like steak Twitter. Oh, I bet it is I think you should post your closet closet Twitter How'd I do can we see a picture of it? I'm working on guys like Tommy Smokes. I need a video. Yeah You know what I'm saying crib cribs, but it's just your closet you go to your is your attic easily accessible

Yeah, yeah addicts were once a year for Christmas. for Christmas. No, I have a very easy just like, pop it down. Unfinished attic? Yeah. Yeah, you could fall through the ceiling if you didn't step on the... Yeah, I don't like keeping... Brandon does, but I don't like keeping things in my closet. I like, you know, keeping it...

Oh no, I'll keep stuff in mine for the rest of my life. Yeah, I don't like having a... I just don't think y'all are ready for our big closet. I want to see it now. Is it organized? I'm dying to see it. Yeah, it don't like Like having a Something y'all are ready for I want to see it. Is it organized dying to see it? It's organized no fucking chance. It is none of his wife organized. I've seen how you he doesn't do anything I don't organize it she she handles it so are we talking about just fucking is it length just rows of jerseys Well, there's one row. There's one long row of jerk. I think he's overhyping it. You think I'm overhyping it? Yeah I'm overhyping my closet. Is that too fucking I do yeah cuz you're you're You're painting a picture like this is the Jimmy Butler wine cellar and it's just not do you have enough room to do my idea of?

The big shelf what big shelf I've said my idea the big show. I'd sorry say it again the big shelf I don't know your big shelf. What are you guys talking about? Nobody knows your big shelf? I know we don't we're not I think it's my billion-dollar idea it's a closet where it's just an entire shelf waist-high and you just keep all your clothes out mmm oh oh I guess that's all big I like that a lot see smorgasbord kind of you just throw your clothes out You just walk you're like oh to pick that up pick that up Maybe there's another island big shelf in the middle with the shoes, so there's no nothing's hanging nothing's below your kneecap

It's just the big shelf now the problem is you need like an insane amount of space for it but I think if we could find one rich person to buy it for like insane amount of space for it but I think if we could find one rich person to buy it for like 50 million dollars installation the big shelf would work but you don't need too much space because can't you just do a like a shelf that's a little bit lower than a shelf that's a little bit higher I said the big shelf oh my fault my fault my sorry that's a big shelves yeah fuck it's just one giant shelf don't embarrass me in front of Dan again yeah you guys don't like this I can already tell I've lied in love it. I love it. I can already tell you guys don't have my clothes. I have stuff is awesome. I do. You think it's awesome to hang out? Yeah. Kind of. What do you know? There's

gonna be lay in there the whole time. How you know exactly what I don't know. Cause it's literally every single piece of clothing has its own space. We're just laying out when you say laying out. Do you mean like it's like it's going to become a messy pile? It sounded like crumple. It sounded crumple would be. It's not folded. It could also be folded. It needs to be folded. Listen, I don't get. I mentioned the big stuff. I want it to hang and don't get mad. You can hang it. You can just lay it out. Just lay it out. But that's how big the big show. I would have to be a big show. Oh dude. But that's what I say. Oh my God. So where's you're supposed to lay down and accept the big shelf warts and all like that We don't judge your big shelf at all. No, I have that we I think the big shelf is something that's like

It's kind of one of those It's like a Mensa test where it's like either you get it or you don't think this don't you're moron I think this will make you a millionaire. We're gonna lose a lot of money on Kind of fucking money on this. Big shelf is a... I just need to build a spec big shelf and then if you saw it, you would get it. Never having to have your clothes stacked or go through them like this.

You just literally walk and you're like, oh, I like that shirt. You can kinda see what you have when they're on hangers, though. Yeah, the wine are all kind of packed in there. Things get lost. Yeah, I only wear the same four things over and over because I never wear what I don't see. Right.

So I only look at the surface layer. And then every year I go through my clothes and I'm like, oh, yeah, I had all this other shit. And I just didn't. I kind of get the big show. The big show. If it came with a weekly service of someone to it's now subscription on it out saying subscript I think that's fine how big is

the big shelf is it longer than like a high ally court oh yeah it's like a warehouse oh it's a full warehouse full that is a big show okay yeah I wasn't thinking big yeah yeah it's about the size this entire office okay so it's about the size of this entire office. Okay, so it's wide and long. It's wide and long. Okay, what if something's on the other end? Is it rotating? Maybe we'll do a moving walk. Conveyor belt.

Conveyor belt. Yeah, this is practical. Yeah, seems like conveyor belt is the way to go. That's what Cher had. That's like Jetson's like. Cher had one? No, that Alicia Silverstone. Clueless. That's what Jetsons like yeah Share had one that Alicia Silverstone clueless. Oh, that's what it's her She had a rotating everything like came across in front of her on a conveyor belt

You can understand why we thought you meant share. Yeah She might have had one though. You were talking about a fictional character named share The one named Diva. Oh, she had sorry a computer program Can I say something go ahead? This is a great idea. I I say something? Go ahead. This is a great idea. I fucking loved Alicia Silverstone in the 90s. I've never seen this movie.

Why does it, the software exists? Oh my God, I loved her so much. Is it TV series? I swear there was a conveyor belt, but I don't remember. That Amazing video? What was the one which? Oh, Crush. Oh, yeah.

Amazing was Armageddon. No, Amazing wasn't Armageddon, but it was Aerosmith. Armageddon. Wait, wasn't it Janey's Got a Gun or what? Armageddon was fourageddon. No, Amazing wasn't Armageddon, but it was Aerosmith. Wasn't it Janey's Got a Gun or what? Armageddon was four years later. No, it was Cryin' and Amazing. Who am I thinking of, Liv Tyler? Liv Tyler. Shit.

That's the one. She was in both, yes. That was kind of weird, right? Amazing was on the back of a motorcycle. Because it was her dad singing? Yeah. Yeah. And it was like Ben Affleck doing animal crackers on her breasts?

Yeah. Yeah. Brand like been I've like doing animal crackers on her breasts. Yeah, yeah Yeah, the movie the crush. I can't say I ever saw it no that one kind of freaked me out for an Alicia Silverstone guy Yeah, well what if what's the crush? She has like a I believe Like an older teenage fatal she works at a car depot she's Teenage fatal attraction American Beauty Cuz that's more of a story of a grown man What was the plot of crush that you you thought I'm joking it failed and then she said she whispered please kill me Try it again, it would be funny if the movie crush was about what at least the slumberstone

Works a machine that crushes cars Yeah, I'm getting hot the plot of the movie. Yeah, no be funny as if it was a movie where she was just addicted to orange crush Like just needed an orange Holy shit. Man. Fuck. Like just needed an orange crush. All she does is drink orange crush and watch like the 1970s Broncos. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's it.

Fuck. But wait, what are the cars perfectly fine? The cars are fine in this one. You lost me. Okay. Yeah, Alicia Silverstone though. What's she up to? Oh my god. What's she up to? That amazing video? What

is the amazing video? It's the amazing video. The song amazing. Aerosmith video for it. How's amazing go? Oh, it's amazing that I met you. That's not it at all. Oh no, that's crying. Every two hours. I thought I nailed that baby I'm a man wait it's another computer but that's the same fucking thing as the last video the song. Here it comes.

There they go. Amazing Grace. No, that's not. That's Amazing Grace. How does Amazing go? So, it goes amazing. Sounds like you didn't really listen to the song. You just watched the. Alicia Silverstone isn't in this. Ah, she comes. Oh, yeah. They're going to make out on the bike going down the road. That's what they're going to do. Yep. I feel like, I feel like she was a hall of fame. Tratching to stay.

Lip fighter. Oh, yeah. Isn't she married to Ben Stiller? Who knows? No. No. Is she? No, that's not. Christine Taylor.

They're also not together anymore. Wait, what? They broke up? Who did? Christine Taylor. I think they're back on. I think they got remarried. How do y'all know that? Time on my hands.

You talking about Marsha Brady? Huh? Well she was Marsha Brady in the remake, right? Did she become political and crazy? This one. Maybe. Silverstone. Wait, who am I? I'm thinking of some... Who's the chick in all the 40 year old virgins? That's Jed Apatow's wife?

Leslie Mann. Was Ben Stiller married to the girl in Dodgeball? Yeah. Silverstone RFK. What? RFK Jr. in Door City. Sexiest female vegetarian. I want to see that list. Sexiest female vegetarian.

A gathering storm. I wanna see that list. Sexy female vegetarian. All right. A gathering storm. All right, so we need this fucking closet. I'm working on a closet. Apparently my wife thought I was just suggesting it. Oh, she's the one who baby bird fed her son. I remember that. Ew, what?

Yes, she would pre-chew it and then baby bird it to him. There's a genre of mom out there who they chop the foods up for their kids with their mouths before they put it on The plate was bad mom What's the benefit of that as opposed to just cut it? I guess it's easier because you're just sitting I don't know I do that, but it's just like like pieces of cheese or no. I just eat half of it Wait you baby bird your kid shoot you give your kid chewed cheese if I'm like in the car Yeah, and they want to be like oh No, okay, I don't baby bird it out of my mouth into his mouth. Hey, you know what I was thinking about the other day

That was really fucked up Double Ritz I don't want to think about that Happiest I've ever seen kind of doesn't even know I don't know what double It's why do we skewed this story like I was ever into it? Look how you were dancing when you were eating it. What's double ritz? You were dancing. It was a good time in my life. I can't even say it without...it's when you...Kyle used to eat this.

I never did this. What? I was just aware of it. You said you did. Didn't you? You said you did. Like a family thing? My family did.

Your mom made you double when you take a Ritz cracker Mm-hmm, and you eat it And you chew it up And then you spit it out onto another Ritz cracker, and then you eat the whole thing that was the word that was my least favorite Episode we've ever done because I'd eat your double Ritz Yes Kyle this is pretty damn I don't know how to make the double ring. That's a man who loves double ring. Look at you dude. You can't help yourself. Kyle this is pretty damning.

Yeah you're right. You hated this. It's pretty damning Kyle. You fucking hated this dude. I don't think I've ever seen you that happy. I had a one night stand the night before. Yeah that was gross. I never did that as a kid. And then we did that. And wait, do we show the wheel for who gave who double ritzed each other? Oh, my mom read about it in a magazine and put a lot like put a lot of people onto it and people were like, yeah,

this is good. This isn't bad. That's what happened It was in Parkersburg one thing I do stand by is taking a Ritz cracker chewing it up spitting it out onto another Ritz cracker Oh, yes, that's good. It's good. It just tastes like the same doesn't know it's about it But again damning See? No, that's something my family used to do. Say that again real quick. Kyle. But again, damning. Yeah. Let's get this clock. Let's put it on the wheel. I'll take off dinner with White Sox Day for double Ritz.

I don't know if I can double Ritz ever again. Done it once. It was so disgusting. So gross. And I think it was one of those things that the viewers were like, stop. You made mine well done. Yeah. Yeah. What have you liked it? I remember that.

Big Cat. I think I did. It wasn't bad. I don't think I was here. I had to be honest that it wasn't bad. I wonder why you weren't here. Probably any reason. Probably anything. Ant yeah anticipating the move here I want to see this fucking closet. I'm trying to get like is she Brandon. I don't think your wife's home. Oh Oh

No, isn't the karate instructor convention out there this week. That's right No. Isn't the karate instructor convention out there this week? That's right. You know what? I'm going to call her. She's not home. Uh-oh. Spanish man's going to answer.

That's really bad. This is really bad. Wait, so how many jerseys do you have? I have a lot. Like hundreds, probably. People sent you a bunch, right? Yeah? I have a lot. Like hundreds, probably. People sent you a bunch, right? Yeah, I didn't have. Like when we first started doing it,

I was like, I want to run out within a year for sure. And then somehow I just keep getting, like this one was given to me. Is that Chris Bryant? This is Trevor's story. Story. I'm wearing it in honor of my favorite podcast, A New Untold Story.

Whoa. That's not even mine. Never heard of it. No, that's not why I'm wearing Untold Story. Whoa. That's not even mine. Never heard of it. No. That's not why I'm wearing it actually. Aw. I'm sorry, I gotta come clean. Uh oh.

Where the Roosevelt shirts are. All the way. Whoa, that's a big closet. I'm starting to believe him. Jump start, start with the Roosevelt shirts, and just go Okay, but also send pictures too I Don't like having yeah ever send pics that I know I'm never gonna wear again And I have that Brandon you have stuff in your closet as you're hanging it up

You're like I will know like it might be this Jerry Rice Jersey Where you ever gonna wear this again ever at any point in your life? No, but I'm glad I have it just in case Yeah, I'm glad I have it you guys ever like dreamed of just getting rid of everything and starting fresh. Oh, yeah, I I Have so much shit that I just don't wear. Yeah All the time I do that's I do that like once every couple years my socks total sock overhaul I call it and I just buy all the same socks that way The year I want y'all to promise me something right now. You're gonna give my closet a fair chance Don't just shit on it because it's my closet given an actual fair. I just feel you're hyping it up

Acknowledge if I have a closet tell me I have a good closet So should we judge should we be judging like what's in the closet or you can judge whatever you'd like I how do you judge a closet by the clothes or by the side? I'm gonna find out soon right how many you said we could all fit in it four times Yes, agreed, and we all could bust it, but that I didn't say you could bust in it. Well, so that we care Oh, no, I challenge except we can all bust in it four times if we're all in it Hypothetically could we bust it we all busted it without touching each other Yes, wait without any sort of show overlap. I mean there'd be no overlap Wow

We got a bus in this there'd be a bus for everybody. This is an unrealistic bar. You're sitting here I call the Roosevelt sure like this is to bust on yeah, you can't bust on my Roosevelt sure I can Mark's dick is bound to poke into someone I can Mark's dick is bound to poke into someone to do A question yeah, what a thought your jerseys using my dick We're all in our 30s and above right yeah, except DJ wait Danny are you yeah? 32 Shit How old are you Danny? 32. Uh, shit. Wait, I thought Danny what?

I thought Danny was our young guy. I thought you were like 25. What the fuck? You're here to fill the young guy void. Kyle's our young guy? What are you Kyle? 32. Yeah, 32, 31. About to be 32. You're our young guy? KB's the young guy?

You guys gotta stop doing the 90's references. I thought you were still in your 20s Danny. I act like it. I could be backwards hat is pretty fucked up. Yeah. Yeah Thinking everything okay chase question Hypothetically we're all nobody lives near Brandon, but if you were to camp out there How long would it take you to bust four nuts in his closet? Good question. Why do you say all the lead up to it? The only thing I'm gonna-

Wait, I don't- It's because we're not traveling home, right? Yeah, why would that have to do with eight? What? We're camping out? We're camping out? Why are you camping out? I don't understand all of the preamble.

The whole preamble is confused. If I was a teenager, it'd take three hours, maybe two hours? But why are we camping? Where are we camping? I'm just saying like why is your question? Four times yeah, that's it be a pain in the ass. So the question is the intro that we don't hear him My age the question is if you start the clock right now. How long to bust four times? Yeah, so why? Camping out living close

Well, we were talking about Brandon's closet. Oh You know I'll be honest with you. It's probably a week for me Full week, I can't even imagine busting twice in a day Yeah, probably so yeah, would you rather run five miles? Yeah dust I'd like need like a corner man like icing me down Darkstream That's that sounds miserable Yeah week

Work week yeah, okay. Yeah, cuz there definitely be a day where I'd be like no yesterday What if like a glock was to your head oh Really fast, but that's what I but that's cuz what's that ish a clock a block to my head a glock and spiel to your head. Oh, I hate that. So that's going to be annoying. Are we still camping in this scenario? You were camping. How close do we live to Brandon? We all hypothetically live close to Brandon and we're camping. I we're all still in our thirties. I think we're all. Yeah, we're all in our still thinking it takes 12 hours. You know that you can do it. Yeah 12 Yeah, 12 hours with it with my life on the line, but that's still that's a lot

The biggest biggest one is from going from two to three. I think Okay, I get it. You could do it an hour and a half. Right three is Three's dust. Yeah, my recharge rate is insane is bad. So bad I bust. I'm so like I'm so unbusted What I'm so out of but like oh, yeah, I can't Like I have no reserves left the reservoir is dry There's no second wave No second wave like I've been I've been replenished. I gave you my all yeah All I have to give there's nothing left of me

Yeah Good question state now the age thing does make sense cuz like a 13 year olds like four hours Maybe like a hungover Sunday though Yeah, double bus that's unheard of my age Geez I have a closet to have it. Yeah. All right. Let me do it. You want pictures or video first? Uh Right do like a swipe. I think sure then first. By the way DraftKings NFL playoffs playoffs. You bet you bet we're talking about it. Get in on the action DraftKings sportsbook and official sports betting partner the NFL scoring touchdowns key to winning

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motion at a retro view? Oh yeah,, put it in a sepia. I'm just sending it to TJ, but I'm going to send the 11 pictures she took as well. Wow. No, I'm sorry, the 17 pictures she sent. I have high hopes for this, Brian. You have set the bar very high. I know it's going to be big, but I'm

wondering if it's going to be nice. Do you know what I mean? Right. Like, is it going to be like PVC pipes and shit hanging on it? But it's just gonna be big space. How's the carpet? I wanna see the carpet. Is it gonna be ugly?

Right. Is it hardwood floors, a carpet, is there like a nice, is the lighting? Yeah, what's the light? Is it just a switch or do you like yank a chain in the little closet? Any mirror. You have to like light the oil lamp. Yeah, probably.

That kind of thing. Yeah, I'm thinking chain, chain light for sure. Just a naked light bulb. Do you ever sleep in your closet? I have thought about it. I've laid down sick in there. Oh. Or I didn't have the energy to get out of the shower,

and you were going in there to get dressed? Yep. Just laid down. That's always a pathetic thing when you have to do the laydown shower. Yeah. You're just gross naked body getting wet. I'm sending the all right TJ okay mm-hmm

see what I'm okay you got this man all right 14 second video coming right at you oh my god so good here come the pictures here come the pictures bump bump bump bump does anybody know how to post videos to Facebook? All right. There we go. So you now have the pictures and the video headed towards you, TJ. Halein, I was just telling them about my closet.

It's a big closet. Have you seen his closet thanks doesn't sound very memorable I think it's a big closet if it was a big closet she'd well I mean she's only been allowed on the top floor once she you know what she hasn't come to my house her she came one time I time, I think. When we were there. When my mom was, oh yeah, she was there then too. Otherwise, she doesn't visit. That's fucked up.

That's real fucked up. She's about to live right under Kyle. That's right, she's moving into your building. Is that the murderer's floor? What? Or the flood floor. The flood floor, yeah. I forgot about that.

Big T didn't. Yeah. Where's Big T been? I haven't seen him. Does Big T ever do anything with his angst? No, no, it just kind of is there at all times. Because that day when he came on talking about the flood, it felt like he was ready to enact.

He was charged up. He was going to enact some change. And he was like, I'm'm gonna write my congressman and but then does he actually know she's kind of go home and Watch the game Forget about it all I do wonder what he'd be if he didn't work here. He'd definitely be like a message board guy All the genes cards from my Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.

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If I bust in there, it's getting on everybody. If I bust in there, it's getting on every one of you. Show the picture. I thought it was going to be double the size. She walked into the middle. I really did. I thought it went from the center of the door. She walked into the middle to do it.

She didn't stand at the door. That's just a closet. That's not a closet. didn't stand at the door. She that's just a closet Walking that's a walk-in closet. That's a really nice Thinking my closet might be Now now it's there that's a great closet, but you advertised it as a look at all this Exceptional clear that's a successful man's closet without that's just a closet. That's not just a closet overhyped it. Yeah I mean, that's a good pick. Look at that angle. Yeah, that all of us busting in there You can all bust in there not I it's an old carpet. What do you want me to do?

I'm not gonna switch the carpet out in my fucking car. Okay. Yeah, it's huge. It's a gigantic closet. That's a fish What's that? Yeah, that's in the door It's a good closet. It's a good cause. Those are those are Father's Day cars for my kids But it's hers this uh, no hers is not as big. I got nobody's saying it's a bad closet, but it's not a noteworthy closet It's a no. It's certainly a noteworthy That is not even a Hall of Fame clause. That is certainly a worthy closet. That's that's a hall of very good It's a big closet. That's the best closet. What's that? What's the trade? Oh my god breath away. Can somebody beat that closet? That's the best closet. What's the trade? Oh my God.

The way. Can somebody beat that closet? I, you can't win a championship with that closet. You can't, you can make that closet is making all star teams. That closet is getting you the playoffs. You're not wanting to championship that closet. Also your wife's cause is smaller. Yeah. That's crazy. I have more clothes. That's crazy. I always cause it's like four times the size of mine. Well, it's on you, brother What's what's your wife's closet compared to this? price same size And nicer. Okay, nice like wood. Yeah. Yeah rare wood. I don't have I don't have wood It's you guys are shitting on my see you're doing what I told you. No, I think it's a great club

We gave it a very great closet. The expectations were like that I thought there was gonna be a fireplace in there. She walked in. I thought I was gonna see a closet I've never seen before. She did the video from too close. TJ, put up a poll. No, don't put up a poll about my closet. Can we see other closets, TJ? Are there examples of... Go to YouTube and search best closet.

Well, no, best closet? That's not fair. But that's kinda how you hyped this one. We need to see a 10. Anybody, I want to see but that's kind of how you hyped we need to see a ten Anybody in this room beating that closet absolutely not no I'll be the fun now you have you have me beat probably by five times Okay, all right. All right So best closet on show goes if you would have just said hey guys. I actually have a pretty good closet I want to check it out. Let me know what you think. I don't I think it's all right We would have been in awe. I think that's what I did. No very humble about my closet. No you were saying it was

so large that we would be shocked. We got all bust in there. I don't think we could fit in there without touching. Oh I was James's. Take some notes. Whoa. That's way better than champagne in there. Well it was more. Oh mean big shelf about the same. Well shit. So about the same. A couple more shoes. So your store. Well she's using mirrors. What the fuck. Oh that's not a closet. Come on. So where are your dresses. That's just a sand islands in here. Look at that. Holy shit. Well that's not us. islands in here look at that holy shit that's not us the person that come with the closet this video sucks you could you can not get this video does suck tried jaw dropping cribs closets heart I emoji

okay she even she didn't take angles or nothing America's biggest closet in Houston wait what does that mean oh what the fuck oh it's girl up well oh well what was it what did you have a nice transplant first result type of what I said yeah was a base watch your skin get lifted off her face.

Hashtag chemical peel, 16 million views. Okay, well, yeah, I want to watch that. It's MTV Vault. It's a good closet, Brandon. It's a very good closet. 8 out of 10? Yeah, even eight and a half I'll settle for an eight and a half My wife did a poor job of presenting. I'm your wife. Yeah, she did fuck up didn't she? Yeah See that's not it's not a stinky ass lame closet

That's well see compared to how you described it. It is well It's not those two choices. I'd probably have to do Stinky Ass, like, it wasn't mind blowing and incredible. If you think that's a stinky ass lame closet. But compared to mind blowing and incredible. It's closer to mind blowing and incredible than a stinky ass lame closet. Yeah. It's somewhere in between those two.

Twitter polls don't lie. That's you too. By the way, we got the case race team set. Yeah. You guys want to hear them? And actually, I have someone different, TJ, for one of the teams that might make it unbalanced. But I think it'll still be fun.

I don't think. I'm not worried about it. So what did I tell you TJ? You told me, pulling it up, pulling it up, pulling it up. Che, Titus. Not Hank. And Hank. Not Hank.

I mean. Che, Titus. That's, what are you doing to me? Hank drinks like a beer and a half. You're I'm not Hank. Your past performance. I just said not Hank. But why did TJ say Hank? You keep hearing me. Originally it was Hank. But then I wanted to make sure the teams were even. It's not Hank. So forget Hank.

But why was it ever Hank in the first place? Because we, I'm concerned that he had done previous case races and then I was like, wait, these teams aren't even. so let's make them even It's Che Titus Can I interest you in a max? Okay, now we're talking okay now. We're talking that's your tea good save Yes, I just matched and sweat after oh, he's gonna be beers rideable. I'm Hank che Titus max I Like that that might be I like that

Cuz take him put him down too, right? Yeah. Whoa. Look at that. Oh, hell yeah. Holy shit. And then, uh. Now we're talking.

And then no offense to Nick and Kate, but I don't think you guys are the biggest drinkers. We're he, what is the word? Pussies. Yeah, we're pussies. Yeah. You guys are both evenish. I got 12 last race.

I got like seven or eight in me. OK so I think these are so then it's PFT Dana beers and Kate Okay, the team sorry in advance to those two gentlemen me my best will and Nick okay? And then KB Mangold and Danny Conrad yeah, I think those are pretty even We can switch it still Danny's the wild card. Danny's the wild card. What are you doing for the rest of the day, Danny? Not much.

Can you have ten beers right now? Coming off of sickness, probably I still could. Oh shit. Oh, damn. He could drink. I think those are pretty even though, right? What about Brandon? So wait, Titus and Chay are together, right?

So, how about I would like to offer my position up to somebody? Why? I would like to still be on the show, but Drinking beers isn't in me. Right, you have Nick Mangold. You have Nick Mangold. You could have one around. And you have a Danny Conrad. As long as people understand that. A double ref? You have Danny Conrad as well. that would affect the balance of the teams though If we sub out you for Nick Mangold right if that remember people understand that I'm not gonna be drinking mangled is Requested to be on a case race for like two years. I think we could still win. We watched this show He's coming to win. We're gonna win Kyle

Yeah, but I think some people want some gameplay out of me. You can drink five beers. Also pregame it. Roll in real drunk. I'll be drunk, yeah. We also will have, I gotta hit up Deutsch, let me hit him up right now. Why don't you coach, Kyle?

Just coach your team. Yeah, coach your team. But I was thinking about it, I think everyone gets one Deutsch. Wow. Oh, we call Ronnie Deutsch. No, no, we... You guys can... Everyone gets one use of Deutsch throughout the case

race and we'll figure out whatever the time, like if you get a minute of Deutsch, which would be very funny because you're like getting up to it and you're like, we need Deutsch. And then amongst our teams then we decide our costumes. Yep. Like, are okay. Hmm. The captains have all submitted themes. So talk to your captain for what the theme is. We'll organize costumes and shit, so. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be great.

Themes are funny. Is Deutsch? I just left. Is Deutsch? Deutsch is Hitler? Yeah. What does it have to have him blurt? We should just have a blur walk in and everybody will know.

Just tell him to do a chaplain costume and then knock his hat off. Steal his hat. Yeah, that's true. Steve, what was so funny? Our theme, thinking about that with Max thinking about it with maxi's gonna be oh Max Dana and Nick Mangold's in the same room. That's a lot of dude drinking a lot of beer a lot of be yeah How would beef do I don't know mm-hmm get him involved. It's got a drink right get him involved I'm excited

We got a we got to figure out how to use the plink of board for the case race I'm excited. I just have to get the next day out of my mind. I just got a Last time was brutal. We're going to a dog shelter I think I'm gonna be in the morning hardline riff this time if you get our line I'm gonna punch you in the fucking jaw all right. Yeah, I like that and if man gold says shit to me I'm whipping his ass. I'm gonna have to beat Nick Mangold's ass that is my guarantee That would be so sick of you. I would be sick of you beat his ass. I just beat the fuck out of Nick Mangold from the back Wherever whatever angle I needed just a real decisive victory. Yeah, it's fucking ass

Kick the fucking shit out of you man gold I'm pumped. I probably won't though so pumped every team spins the wheel and it either lands on Deutsch or Brandon beat your ass As you try to drink beer Could be either one. I'm gonna make a promise sir. I've never thrown up on camera on a case race I want to puke this time For you all to see they don't even know what color it would be. Yeah, I keep that pretty close to my chest We do have one issue that we got to figure out I Talked to Jersey Jerry. I'll see if you can come in here

They're doing the hole-in in One stream starting the Monday before. So the two things I've thought about is they can either use that as like, because it will be about 24 hours in. So they can either use it as to sleep, just put a camera on them sleeping. Or they could use it for like a three hour to go and try to hit a hole in one on the video game

That's I think even harder. I think for how long did it take Frankie to do that? Oh On the video game. I don't think it took him 24 hours. I think it's not as tiring. Yeah, it's true. But that would be I mean we need probably three hours How long take me and you and get messy in here? Oh not long at all. Yeah four minutes You guys hit a hole in one? You know, Tiger Woods 2005. Mm hmm. In four minutes? Yeah. Uh yeah, Jerry did it that day and then we decided to try it and we did it probably in four minutes. Damn. Yeah. Same hole. You guys had it like that. So long, yeah. Wait, with the simulator? Like the X button? Tiger Woods 2005 on the PlayStation 2.

Okay. This is a game famous for when the ball is in the air, you can change the spin of it. Right. And when you see it's going left, you can spin it right. Just spin it right. Oh. Yeah.

That makes it a little easier. Yeah. It's so addictive though. Tiger Woods' leg doesn't look great. Uh oh, what? You see he did, I mean he did an awesome video, everyone should go watch it with foreplay But they took a picture in his right leg, but you have the title the tights on right

He had a sleeve on one, but it looks so skinny. He's gone through so much like surgery. I think Like seeing back in the mix I saw Trent piped one in front of Tiger Woods I had to feel the best right. What's the ideal? Like Tigers done playing definitively. What is the ideal situation for him? What does he do next like? Getting the media, but what does that look like caddy for his son? Yeah, I think it's yeah I think yeah, I think that's what we all want him to do like what do what are we hoping for? Son and his son being like an insane golfer would be awesome. That would be awesome.

Like his son winning the Masters and Tiger on his bag would be incredible. Yeah, now that you say it that seems. That'd be sick. It'd be cool if he threw us a curve ball and got in a motocross or something. Yeah. Monster trucks. Tiger becomes a new driver for gravedigger It's never been done before I would be pretty off to sport athlete I don't know bastards winner and Grave digger driver never done. I can't name another monster truck. Yeah, Bigfoot. Oh, I

was at Jacksonville for a AW a few years ago and they were doing monster truck practice next door they practice Yeah, did you know that those trucks are just? shells With and then they put the truck part on it later at the end They put the yeah like the body of the truck doesn't have right they do the practice without the truck part on there What's naked? Yeah, look like it just looks like a gigantic go-kart. They do the practice without the truck part on there naked yeah look like it just looks like a gigantic go-kart they do naked practice runs yeah

that's what they do and it's just it's just yeah well that's even that even has some looks like a truck that's even what they look like naked no they look even more naked than that how naked really naked like a chair on top of four big wheels? They're very light there. I mean they're designed to go through the air, but yeah, they also crash pretty much every show So are you a monster truck guy Steve? I've been to set my brother loves most. How do you win monster trucks? Timed it's like a time relay, okay So there's there's usually two there's a timed relay where it's like a tournament relay. Okay. So there's usually two. There's a timed relay where it's like a tournament where it'll be whatever.

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Go get you some Lucy today. Oh So that's one without the crap on it Yeah, I would put that it would dress that up and make it look like you're a digger or whatever can go and do this Really? This is Monster Jam University. Oh Worst names monster truck on the circuit and head out from Monster Jam University, but if you're at a monster Someone did point out to me on Twitter that a tiger can't walk. So how could he caddy good point? Also called me an idiot. Oh, damn.

Well, that was unnecessary. But a decent point. Yeah, I mean, it's fair. Hey, idiot. Hey, idiot. Can't even walk, how could he caddy? Good point. Yeah, one nothing.

Didn't think about that. When are we doing Tan Week? I could use that. I asked that. Oh, shit. Hopefully soon. Oh. Sign us that. Oh, shit. Hopefully soon. Oh. Sign us up. Oh.

Look at that shark car. Brandon, you should lead him out of the tunnel. In what? Run out with a flag. Avenger, alien. Wait, I want to see the names. I'm about to have a favorite. Avenger.

Oh, backwards Bob. Oh, backwards Bob's got that's just drop oh yeah backwards Bob that's hilarious that's awesome I know my son would think that fucking rules it does oh my gosh I probably take him Brutus Brutus. Oh, what's that? Classroom crusher her shaker El Toro loco

There's great areas man the scalpers famous to write Yeah, hot iron man trademarked. JCP Diggitron. Just get her done. Yeah, classic attack. Oh, the Kraken, look at that. It looks like a Kanye West shoe. Kraken? So is Monster Trucking more of like a southern thing

or like a rural Midwest? I think it, I would say more rural Midwest. Yeah Megalodon I think it was just in Milwaukee last weekend. This is definitely Midwest There are so many of them think we're all thinking the same thing. Yeah, we are Oh shit monster mutt and monster mutt rottweiler and monster mutt Dalmatian. There's got to be a girl truck in here Come on. How do we get a yak truck? I want I want a truck that just names like this is a very common name raminator Rod Ryan show has his own truck. What is the yak certainly could have a truck then what's the rod right? I have no idea

Let's find that thing got high as fuck show 94.5 the buzz I have an idea. That thing got high as fuck. Let's find out about Rod Ryan's show. 94.5, the buzz. If he can do it. Oh yeah, Rod Ryan. I'm sure Rod Ryan's great. Yeah, if he can do it, we can do it. All right, Scooby-Ddoo, soldier fortune black ops. Sparkle Smash!

There we go, there she is. Son of a vicar. The amazing Spider-Man? Careful. Thor? 6.26. They need to narrow this down, they need some relegation well I mean you gotta have some controversial take the loss too yeah we should go there's way more trucks than I thought there was yeah

it's there for four days oh god wait wait whoa hold on hold on hold on are we prepared are we prepared for backwards Bob not to be driven by a guy named Bob? It's got to be. And I want it to be the back of his head in the head shot. I want him to be standing the other way. Oh, no. That guy's name's Crate.

Tritton Robbins. Ontanerobs. Oh, the Robbins boys. Well, that's all we got. That's all we got. I don't think I'd have fun to be quite honest. I think you'd have a blast. How tell me a world that you don't have fun watching. I don't think I don't think I would like it too loud. They don't go fast, right? It's in a pretty contained. They go high. I think it's like the Grand Canyon where you're you look at it for a minute. You're like, oh, I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the top. I'm going to go to the it too loud They don't go fast right it's in a pretty contained they go high I think it's like the Grand Canyon where you look at it for a minute. You're like alright cool. I got it You ever seen the vice video of a guy one of their writers like dro dropped acid and went to Monster Jam No, so we put that on the wheeler or on that on Plinko or something

Yeah, just does acid and then goes to Monster Yeah. I wanna see them just do that. One of us just does acid and then goes to Monster Gym. Yeah, I'll just do it. That sounds awesome. It sounds like a good Saturday. By the way, Planet Fitness, we've got our Planet Fitness Gym, start the year strong.

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Join today in club, online, or in the free Planet Fitness app. Nicky Smoke's been doing two a days. Yeah. How does he find the time? I don't know if he does anything else. It's crazy. He's making sure we all know. Yeah.

This morning. Working full time and doing two a days. He was on the treadmill this morning and Brandon went upstairs and started playing sissy songs while he was walking on it. Got his ass. Little Shania Twain. Nicky Smokes does the Stairmaster to Gatier's Somebody I Used to Know.

And then he asked me if I've ever heard it. That song has 2 billion plays. It's a very famous song. Yeah. Yeah, they were like, we don't this is not our thing Music yeah, that would happen actually they didn't want it to blow up Yeah, they did Probably but like they I think they stopped after that who the got ta crew. That's not a guy. I thought was one guy oh

Is that's Tame Impala? I think I think it's a band. Oh, yeah, I always forget that they're one they are one guy Damn, huh Tame Impala is one guy. Oh, it's one guy Travis Porter is three men man Funny They should switch Yeah, yes, which names How does he do? How's Tim impala just do it all himself? How does he do, how does Tame Impala just do it all himself? I don't know man. He makes awesome songs.

I was making names up. You don't know Tame Impala? No. Such a good band. Guy. Love those fucking guys. Yeah. I haven't known anything since y'all said Nicky Smokes. Every name you've said after that's been got ya.

I gotta get you on some Tame Impala. Yeah, Tame Impala rules. You can't get me on music. I can. Oh, you can't. I guess you could. That one album's bangers up and down. I can't remember the name of it.

Currents? Yeah, I think that's right. It looks like it's a picture through a barred fence. Yeah. That's who should be playing at the Sphere. Yes. Kenny Chesney? Kenny Chesney's doing the Sphere. That's not who should be playing at the sphere yes Kenny Kenny Chesney's doing this yeah that's not who should play that was wrong as near this day and what

do we do kind of this is bad for me oh no yeah they gotta run this by us they do James Dolan what are you doing dude us know. Who was he married to? His wife, I'd assume. Yeah, ex-wife. I married to his ex-wife. I wouldn't assume that part. Yeah, that's a tough assumption. You think he's married to someone famous?

I thought it was Renee Zellweger? It was. For a time, he was. Really? It didn't last maybe a year. Yeah, I think he's a closeted man. I want to see that life forever go. Oh Kenny Chessy. I think you're talking

about James Dolan. Why? Because we said James Dolan. Yeah I thought James Dolan was married to Renee Zellweger. What? So it's going to be like a country concert at the Sphere. I hate Kenny Chessy. Bus lights at the Sphere. You do? He's my most

hated famous person because he doesn't sing he talks and I hate that Sam Hunt no it's it's Kenny Chesney Sam Hunt does it too even slower yeah sexier he's never sung in his life see the one I went skydiving that's Tim McGraw oh yeah he says me saying I think my truck she thinks my tractor sexy that's's I mean that's seeing that He sings a little bit in that one, but his other ones he just talks yeah It's better than Brad Paisley though. Hey now Brad Paisley, you know it's humorous spin Brad Paisley is from our town. I don't know any song

He's done. I think of a think of a noun any noun celebrity Fuck any noun he's done a song about alcohol Okay, there's no water. Oh no Here's a song called water yeah, I'd like to check you for ticks I Check you for ticks Brad Paisley thinks of a noun and then writes a song about it. That's brilliant online That's not that is good. Don't lie to them. No, that's a Verge that's I can't think of a noun fresh That's that's an ad. No, no

accidental racist What person place your thing yeah, yeah Come on, I asked it with a question mark for What's a gerund up And it's a something in motion with an ing oh what's and and that's it what conjunction conjunction it is not What's and and it what conjunction conjunction it is not What's an infinitive is is is a verb is is a verb? It's one of them one verbs

What's that? That's our dissent present right? I'm lost yeah, I get fucked up with like the future past participle. I could barely speak Yeah, I get fucked up with like the future past participle. I could barely speak I like pretty simple boys. I like the student class them teaching that stuff and me my brain be like I had a check out now Yeah, it doesn't show I can read mm-hmm. I don't need to know that stuff. I Think the dumbest thing is when someone's like can you can you borrow me that pen what? That's a big that's never been said oh yeah, sounds like you would say that no borrows I feel you borrow in there, so you're trying to borrow me a pen yeah, that's edi At any level

I'm agreeing like lend me your ear Borrow me your ear. Why don't why not just say loan me that pen well maybe it'd be lent. That's the right way to your pen Hmm, huh You've never heard that no my least favorite thing is when somebody throws a dollar sign on the wrong side of the number I do that from time. Oh boy. That's a Nicky smoke special. I bet yeah, I bet you as Twitter's filled with them. Yep I do a lot of like if I was, if I were. Yeah, but that's, it almost sounds better the wrong way. Yeah.

That one is- I agree. If I was sounds better than if I were. Yeah, but it's wrong. Right. But it sounds better. I fuck it up all the time. You lie down and you lay down objects? Or the other way around? time. You lie down and you lay down objects or the other way around?

Yeah, you lie down. You lie down. What's hanged and hung? Hanged is just the the execution. Okay. Hung is Danny. Yeah, hung is Danny. Danny's hung.

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Right. Of what? Eight, right? The show. Seven. What are we doing? What's the wheel? What are we doing with the wheel on the Plinko board?

We just spin the wheel? Steven, you take the wheel. Are you Jesus? With the, if it lands in the wheel, then we come in here and it is, we're going to make a new wheel. You can decide what the wheel is. You take the wheel. Yeah. With if it lands in the wheel, then we come in here and it is we're going to make it. You can decide what the wheel is. You take the

wheel. You take the wheel. Oh, oh, I take, I got you. Take reinvent the wheel. You got it? Got any other questions? No. How will we know if we're doing it for the bad one or the good one? That's you sit down and ride out, right? Sure. Mm hmm. That's you sit down and right out right sure mm-hmm

Are we gonna reveal what each slot means before or I knew there was he couldn't help it himself Yeah, let's do it before maybe after oh fuck You hit it, and then it's like what is it? Yeah, there it is. Whoa Or maybe we only say the good Hmm now we'll just do it after it doesn't fucking nothing matters. Nothing matters. Nothing does matter That's a fact At all at all. What is your favorite type of body of water?

I've been looking at that all episode. Your favorite type of body of water? You're talking lakes, oceans, rivers, streams? Like lake. Yep. Fjord? Oh, Fjord. I didn't think fjords were a play.

Isthmus Rock. Good solid lake. It's hard to beat. And isthmus, wait, isthmus isn't a body of water. It's land. Right. Yeah. That's a tough miss.

Yep. Correct. Florida's an Isthmus? It's not a peninsula? Florida's a peninsula. Madison is an Isthmus. Yeah. World of T-shirts got posted last night.

In between two bodies of water. What? He what? World of T-shirts lost his virginity last night what? for me What what whom I have no idea who the other person would even I don't know any well the pants Perfect match it was a woman. Okay. How did you huh find this out? He posted himself laughing saying I just busted stuff. I don't I just

Not a virgin anymore. Okay, that's that would be our Oh There's an assumption yeah, yeah not an assumption they were like $700 and that was have sex with this woman We're number that they threw out, okay Good for him. I just I don't know it doesn't feel right Congratulations, I don't think or maybe sorry to the woman. I think the woman's problem. Ah All right I'd be remiss not to bring it up. He was brought up yesterday for the first

time in a while. You had to. Alright. I feel like it's our fault. You had to bring it up. It's been brought up. Does the Rizzler have a guitar solo? Yeah. Did you see it? Oh my god. I didn't see it. It goes so hard. It's so good. I did not see it. You're not allowed to enjoy it. I don't enjoy it. I've already, I'm just teeing up because I want to talk about it's time to kill this whole thing with fire Could not be further from the truth. It's it actually slept. We're only just beginning I Have theories here. They have more depth than I realized. That's what I learned I mean, this is an awesome song!

Those guys rock by the way. So it's a real band? Yeah. They do covers. That guy is like an incredible singer. Like I can already see like a sick hype video for football games. Oh yeah. This might be the new uh college game day theme song. Oh my god! I can't get a grasp on his Oh, that's Rizzler. Boom! I tell you, that's what we do. We're bringing the boom to you. If you're a believer, come follow me. I tell you that's what we do. We're bringing the boom to Joe.

And if you're a believer, come follow me. We're bringing the boom to Joe. I mean, Brandon. Brandon, they've officially surpassed Phad, I think. How can you say that's not a great song? They're everlasting. Brad Paisley could never. That song goes so hard.

It's better than their rap song, I guess. You're being a hater. I'm not. Why do you do this every time? Why do we all have to just suck off this whole? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do we all? Why do we all have to say yes, sir? I have a please I have two years in a brain. That song was good. All right. No's good. They're great. They're the best. They're the best. I was watching a Rizzler video, and they were just reviewing. What were you watching? They were reviewing food sent to them.

And randomly, the Rizzler asks his dad, he goes, pass me that Danimals. Rizzler definitely just has a Danimals drinkable yogurt at all times. With every meal. I was thinking, what's the bougiest thing and Tyler can do I think it's that yeah That's like having crystal on deck Bottle service bottle service animal style oh

That was a good song have they been going for a a year yet? Oh certainly really I don't know Probably I think when did the like when was the first viral video chicken bake? It's probably like more nine months Costco. I don't think it's TJ. What's their first video on tik-tok? Is that where they got their start? Oh, they were YouTube right was the reason they're already with March 1st was the we're Costco guys, okay, so they're there course 10 months old coming coming up Wow It's felt much much longer Like they've been part of my life for my entire I can't remember life before they're firmly in the cultural zeitgeist Good God What was the clip of them uh singing with like a coffin in the background that I saw the other day so that was surely somebody

else I there's no way I saw video no one else this is a this is a how much time do you have question oh there's the that was at vex bulls vex bolts revival what? There's this guy vex bolts There's I mean there was a live concert in front of a thousand people there's this guy vex bolts He's best known for the sound let him cook That that's like a sound effect TJ. You're broken beyond repair known for the sound, let him cook. That's like a sound effect. TJ, you're broke beyond repair. Yeah. The sound effect.

Let him cook. He's like cringe. So they were like, let's leave Vex Bolts in 2024. Everybody follow him. And then at midnight on New Year's Eve, we'll all unfollow him. So everybody followed him. They pushed him from like 1 million

to like 8 million followers. And then at midnight, they like, everybody unfollowed him. And he dropped down to like 3 million followers and then at midnight They like everybody unfollowed him and he dropped down to like 3 million followers And then he had like a revival where they brought him into 2025 when the casu guys were there and also Mantis was there Yeah, it was like they had like all of like the internet led the all of the human memes come together for Vexbox revival Yeah And then this guy's in on the joke. I don't know, I saw a clip of them on stage singing with like a coffin behind them Was that guy in the coffin?

Yes Can I get optics on Vexbolt? Jesus Christ Oh my god, I like that the new Wiggles certainly not an entire NFL stadium yes I do love Jerry's love for Mama. Mama trust me. He wants it bad. Those parents have to be praying those kids don't grow anymore, right?

Yeah. So this is Vexpulse? Five million followers. Not only that, you guys also decided to bring me into 2025. Shout out to Big Justice, Canel, Johnnie, Johnnie J. TJ, you are uh decided to bring me into 2025. Shout out to big justice, Kanell, Johnnie J. TJ, you are uh... Chronically online?

Yeah, I know. It's bad. The fact you could rattle all of that off so quickly. Can I hear his sound effect? I'm on the wrong algorithms. It's the one where it's like, let him cook, let him cook. Okay. You know that one one and they're gonna leave him Okay, yeah, I don't get how the irony translates to real life like what does this event look like do people like drink?

And what? But this is the vex bolt revival yeah, you're not supposed to go to this you're supposed to just watch You just watch it on you're meant to be. Do the people there expect to have fun? They're all in the crowd eating double chunk chocolate cookies. Yeah, what is- What? Oh my god. And that's the whole thing?

It's a big TikTok sound. You say, let him cook, let him cook, and then once the beat- Who are they? They're all like other guys. Tick tock sound you sunny dang cook. Let him cook. And then once the people were like They're all like other If Vex will walk down the street when you get recognized by like eight-year-olds They broke the record for the most viewed TikTok livestream at the end of 2024. They had a million people watching a TikTok livestream of them. This is just information I don't know.

I'm sorry, I should have asked. I saw one clip of AJ and Big Justice singing with a coffin behind them. My curiosity got the best of me. Figure that out. It shouldn't. I did say, it's how much time you have question I should have just said yeah, that makes sense and kept a move. It's tick-tock really going away next week Or is that I think some days. I don't know we should ask you dude

No, I is it it's going away No, is it? It's going away? If they don't sell it, and they're saying it's not for sale. So when's the date? I think Sunday. How is this different than the other three times they said it was going away though? They just extended the deadline. But this is like there's a way that they can extend it again, but it has to be a 90-day extension with the assumption that they could sell it in that 90-day period.

But again, they're saying it's not for sale. And is this because the Chinese and the data? Yep. Hmm. Damn. Tom, how many people number number do you think make a living off of TikTok? Thousands upon thousands. It seems like it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like what's going to have a new career almost. Even someone like mouse that gets a good chunk of money. Oh no.

What? What is happening with NFL Kickers? So these guys have a dating show for me and here are the results. Yeah, there's gonna be some people that are, like their lives are gonna be ruined. Yeah. Or saved.

Or saved? Yeah, matter. Yeah. Or saved. Or saved? Yeah. Matter of perspective. Good point. You know? I have a lot of kids that are gonna be saved. I mean TJ, this has to feel great. Like this is like Dobby getting the sock in Harry Potter for you, man.

You're free. Yeah, finally. I could like go outside or read a book for the first time in 10 years. I just feel vindicated because I never really fully joined TikTok. Same. I just waited out and I was like haha gotcha. I think you I knew the balls It's fantastic I scroll it just appeals to your interests if you let it yeah Just addictive they say that about every social media app though this one

I think every social media and look at it. You have is's different. I'm still a Twitter guy. You have. Yeah. X. No one curates like TikTok though. Oh yeah. They give you things that you didn't even know you were interested in. I watch so many movies and shows on TikTok. Seriously? Yeah. I haven't watched all of Forrest Gump on it the other day. I just like scroll. They just keep giving you clips and clips and clips. I learn new shows. I learn new stuff. Land Man, I would never watch that, but the TikTok clips look incredible.

What's Land Man? It's Billy Bob Thornton Taylor Sheridan's new show. And that works for you? Like, you hear yourself say that out loud, and you're like, that's. They're old movies. They're old movies from like the 80s and 90s that I see clips of, and I go watch them for the first time.

You do go watch the movies? Yeah. OK. Oh's yeah, I thought you were saying like I don't have to watch Landman now. I've already watched That's appeased me. I think I've watched the entire Yellowstone series on tik-tok See he yeah, mine'll play me in a row like just clips after clips. It like starts to get and I'm like Lot of wrestling a lot of football. If you like wrestling, you like football, they'll just give it to you. Where are these people gonna pivot to?

Reels, right? No? Like they don't wanna go to Reels because one it's like Zuck and two, the algorithm is different and the community, that's like everybody's being like, we don't wanna go to. Reels is just different. So we don't want to give Zuck the money and satisfaction,

but just giving it to the Chinese is fine. They're China. Reels has to be their best bet. Yeah. I think people are going to go to Reels. Instagram just did like the swiping is different. The free page is different, which is a different app. It's different.

Even when they canceled Vine, people weren't really making money off of vine right that was like Twitter never allowed for vine to be monetizable Twitter Twitter never put ads on vine that's why it was like never making money so I died but then if you watch the old videos they also humor is like They all suck. They suck. Wait, really? They suck. There's six seconds. Oh. The humor is like, is past. No. Yeah, just in age. Yeah, don't tell me that.

They suck now. But the shit on TikTok is, I mean, that's. That's evergreen. That's gonna be awesome forever, yeah. We're putting that in the Congressional Library. Yeah, that shit is. What the fuck do they put in that? What's the most recent thing to go

in the Congressional Library? And can we go, like, check out? Yeah, what is it? It just has all of our history? I think it's like really pertinent pieces of literature and art. Huh. I think there's a Dunkin' Donuts in it. Huh.

In the Congressional Library? Yeah, I think you can like... That's the most recent thing they put in. Alright, Dunkin Duncan made it! Is it movies? And... books? I don't have a clue. I do think you can like hang out there and just like look up an old tweet, right? What?

So it has wifi? Yeah, that would be... you could do... So I have the congressional library on my phone? That sounds fucking sick. Oh, they have pamphlets. That's what Kyle did in college. Yeah. They have hymns. Since 2010, the Library of Congress has been archiving every single public tweet.

Yours, ours, the president's. That's scary. I don't know. Hmm. I don't know if there's something. Oh, that looks good. I don't know if there's no that's good What are we gonna start opening time capsules

Great question We ever open in them or we just continue into Barry. I've never opened y'all got any I got one You have 2000 yeah, my from 91 What if we became like time capsule pirates and we went around finding them digging them up and opening them before? That'd be cool. Yeah, but nobody puts anything good in a time capsule. Yeah You think you could find a time capsule in the rest of your life? No, no, not me. What's in your time capsule? Um, I think I Michael Jordan poster from 1991 a big-ass capsule

But if you remember it's probably too soon to dig it up, right? I just know what I put in was Michael Jordan related, and the rest of the class put in some stuff. So... Oh, yours was a group one? Yeah, at school. I buried mine in my backyard. It's in the back left corner of the schoolyard at Central School, and they shut down Central

School some years ago, so... Go get it! Might be able to go get it. We gotta go get this. I call dibs on Michael Jordan poster. Next time I'm in town, I'll just go get it. We gotta go get this. I call dibs and I go get it poster next time I'm in town. I'll just go get it probably be arrested for trespassing but What can you do yeah, oh I like that face

All right, all right Brandon makes the face you make the sound Good all right, that's good shit. Alright. Your asking price just went up. Yeah, it did. That was a great face. Thanks, appreciate it. It's more of a neck than a face.

But. It's starting to hurt. Oh no. One more? Say but. Alright, so I was going to do it. One more. Uh, football season and the break kind of got in the way, so we need to get back on top of it. But now we're waiting to see what TikTok's going to do.

I will start it back whenever we have clarity. You don't do it for the love of the game? No, I was making three grand a month on it. What? Seriously? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wow. Oh, shit.

I've seen you were going, you were getting big numbers. All right, for a while there in football season, I was getting really good. Damn. Then we found a phone. What about the ones I was in was in. Where's my money? No, it's my account. It was going straight to you? Yeah. I didn't even make a TikTok account. I have one, but someone else, I think Max or memes runs it. I don't even know. I tried. What do you all get on Twitter?

Have you monetized your Twitter? No. $500 a month. You get $500? Yeah. I get like $60. They don't pay at all, I guess. They tricked us the first time.

A three, two, two, two, two, yeah. I remember the first time they gave out the money, it was so, so much bigger. I got like $3,000. Mine was $1,700 the first time. I was like, holy shit, this is going to be three grand every month? And then it was, it's like $400.

I've never made. Did you not set up your account? No. Yeah, I think I'm too dumb. I think I never monetize any of mine. I don't tweet. Yeah, you don't. I retweet.

I love doing it, though. You used to be the best. Oh, so yeah, I haven't even TikToked really this month love doing it though. You used to be the best. Oh, see? I haven't even TikToked really this month and I just got a check today for 931. What? Whoa! 931?

Where do you see that? Right there. Wait, so how much do you think AJ and Big Justice are making? Oh my God. A ton. Well, now the more it is, Jack Mac's a good example. I think the more views you do the lower your less money you can correct Yeah, the lower your that's your the lower your rpm is. I don't know what that is what that stands for but

Stay goes like I can figure my I was getting like a dollar for everything And Jack Mac probably gets like ten cents, huh? It's revenue per million Okay, there you go. It's the amount of money you get per X amount of years. Yeah So it's a bell curve basically, you know the bigger you get the lower your yeah revenue per I think it's thousand views days. Are you making money off of che movie reviews? No, they're not that big. Oh Che when's that Sonic 3 review coming out? Oh, yeah, I gotta to do that. I'll fill out today, okay any update from the neighbor Kate Oh, yeah

No, you haven't noticed any difference in the window nothing has changed Haven't seen them in there like the light hasn't been on right now that I'm looking and now you should be looking We've been keeping our kitchen blinds closed cuz now Now I feel weird about it like in hindsight in hindsight, now that it's settled, like what's done is done, now I feel weird. And I think Pat feels weird. You sent another one saying, did you get my note? Can you give me a sign?

I was hoping for some kind of small sign, like an immediate change or like... A wave, a wink. Some kind of flick of the lights. Yeah, maybe flicks me off. But no, nothing in the window has changed. like an immediate change or like a wave away away some kind of flicker the lights. Yeah. Maybe flicks me off, but no, nothing in the window has changed. Haven't seen anybody there. The lights have been off. So, and now our kitchen blinds are closed because you're scared. I just feel,

it's very obvious who like who sent the note. I'm sure. So now I feel weird. Yeah. Now I wish I. Now I kind of wish I hadn't. Yeah, we were right all along. Yeah. But I got a lot of women telling me I did the right thing. Well, send another note and just be like, don't read that first one. So you got a lot of women telling you you were right. Yes.

That would, you'd never be able to do that in another situation. Yeah. But no, no updates. And I think it made Pat feel weird Yeah, he was like a little beside him doesn't get Frenched and he lost He dropped me off this morning I pet his butt a little bit when he got back in the car So I'm thinking about that wait he dropped you off and got out of the car. morning, I patted his butt a little bit when he got back in the car. He's gonna be thinking about that tonight. Wait, he dropped you off and got out of the car? I drove us here.

What? Oh no, B. You dropped you off. Oh no, B. We were both in the car dropping the kids off at school and then just went from there. Oh no, no. Why? Want to take away my entertainment? You drive.

What time? Like 8 30. Could we find that? Maybe. Give him a little tap. Give him a little frisky by the door. Like a guy comes off the floor and you're your bench player. I was going for a ball tap I was gonna try to tap them that would have been hilarious. Yeah, I just hit him the balls

He was just on on all fours He was a little too far oh Man, Kate. I know what's the accompanying action when you say got your goose to someone I don't know what that is Yeah, what does that yes or got your goose you trick him a little bit? What's got your goose to someone I don't know if that is you what is that yes or got your goose you trick them a little bit what's got your goose here I'll show you but what are you doing oh now you got my okay so it could be anything like that yeah but goosing somebody is that's goosing the butt The butt finger in the butthole Okay, that's good old-fashioned fun. Yep, how is the young one on the show? Do you understand what's going on? No Get some birthdays for us Look I've been slacking

Come on be love playing that game Do you really yeah? It always starts conversation starter great conversation starter well. Let's put it together ourselves Lin-Manuel well This is a hard process that only I can do I oh, okay, but you guys can try I can do I oh okay, but you guys can try That was the way to say oh Hey winner I'm gonna text him right now saying happy birthday drew buff Fumo. It's a young Simon Cowell over there

Who oh yeah, Ted Navision He's funny. Grazer is or Ted Navision? Ted Nivison. Oh. They did a video where they went to every Rainforest cafe in America on one road trip. That's incredible. That's Claire Huxtable's sister. Who's more recognizable to like under 25 year olds? Joe Flacco! Not Carpenter, what's that? Uh, two. Lin-Manuel or Costco guy?

Costco guy, I fear. Big time Costco guy. I think at this point Costco guy. Edith Frank? The 45 there is heavy. Oh, bad. Frank the 45 there is heavy yeah oh bad I knew so what how was she related I know he had the sister with a bad foot Liz but I didn't know that no mother that's good that's good shit Brandon thanks not it really was good mark Kate Moss not a packed birthday just not

yeah no Cassie ho heavy hitter was Cassie ho like a Kevin spacey or something is that our dick day Kevin spacey we look for our dick day I don't have a Lordy I think we might have spacey no I'd be unfortunate Tomorrow's stacked. All right, so it's a bit. Yeah, save it save that shit. Holy shit I kind of want to say him now. I find say it now Okay That'd be our day if we had really if it was just out of the ends. Ah, yeah

big cat if you ever left us, we'd be able to celebrate. Yeah. If Danny hadn't rounded down. Yeah. What do you got? Give us some of the names. Here's some of the names. Jim Carrey, Muhammad Ali, Steve Harvey, Michelle Obama, Betty White, Benjamin Franklin. God damn.

Dwayne Wade shit Zoe Deschanel rage kid rock Little John Robert Kennedy jr That's a long one we'll have to sleep on this one that's stacked hey Steve you want to do the Reese's ad You say Ali Ali Ali would be the first name you'd say he said Ali. Oh he did. Yeah, probably maybe second I'll be more famous than Michelle Obama. Yes, AJ text me back my man, boom With the emoji right yeah with the emoji It's not an act. With the emoji, right?

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week in New Orleans it's lava time baby try Reese's new delicious chocolate lava big cup these things are awesome yeah I've become a little obsessed with them I was like waiting for the ad so I could crack mine open regular Reese's are great I think these are have like somehow improved upon them I do have a way I eat them every single time. You guys go around and then eat the best part in the middle. I just tear it apart. Oh no, I eat all the way around the edge.

I bite all the chocolate off and then I go for the perfect bite. That's a treat. Just so you guys should know. Pro tip. I used to punch out the middle. Punch out the middle? Yeah. Che, what's the process?

I'm eating Reese's and then eat it. Oh, yeah get on your prep sheet What was I got some questions? Oh sure database, and I want to come in the lab When the cave before the show so pop in there this one Um How do you use a blanket oh yeah I sit at home and I think I like the dumbest shit I can possibly think of and I'm like how do you like it with this beyond chase prep sheet

I'm like yeah I think it would so what options right see this is the genius yeah a question right what a stupid fucking question right proceed flat over you you kind of tuck it in under you like on you but like you tuck your sides in right I don't know either. I just go flat What's your favorite texture? Mm-hmm I Think we should reverse it we should all just pepper questions at Che. Yeah, Che. What's your favorite texture? How about you give one pretty good you won you one that you love one that's neutral and one that you hate, okay Velvet love oh You one you'll one that you love one that's neutral and one that you hate Okay

Velvet love Neutral carpet Hate broad Steel wool oh, yeah, how many lollipops do you have in a year? Good one. It's a good one. We're hitting Che. 22. That's a lot. That's a lot of lollipops. No way. We're hitting Che with Che's question. He doesn't eat 22 lollipops. I don't believe that. No way you eat 22. Go to the barber shop. That's an automatic get one. Halloween. Those are for the children. It's an automatic get one. What size bowling ball use 14 pounds

Che if you had to move to a non-english speaking country where would it be yuck haha yuck yeah I don't know she what's the best time a day to be awake what day the best time a day to be awake? What day the week is it

Che how many sips do you take to drink of full soda? Thank you, thank you Cuz you can't just chug it right yeah, you can't people forget that you can't just chug it I Don't think you like physically can right? Of course you could oh 12 ounce can you didn't think you could physically chug soda maybe like 11 Okay, Jay whatever happened to push pops Bounce can you didn't think you could physically chug soda maybe like 11 Okay, Jay, whatever happened to push pops

Still in stores. No, I don't know. It's a what's the best animal spots Snow leopard Jay, how many times you dive into a pool here? Like this kind of diver yeah pencil pencil dive that I think last year was one exactly Jay if you had more sex in your life or more hash brown potatoes home fries count no so just McDonald's hash browns? Any hash browns. Any hash browns. I don't know where else you would get hash browns

other than those that are non-holed fries. Where you can get hash browns other than McDonald's? Sex, more sex than hash browns. Damn. This is fun. I didn't know you had it like that. This is fun. What's something you do more than five times

but less than 15 times a year? More than five. Less than 15 times a year. More than five. Less than 15. Play pickleball. Okay. We need to. We need to. Shay, what are your thoughts on mechanical pencils?

Wish they were easier to refill. Give me the ingredients for a perfect smoothie. Now you're in my wheelhouse. Heaven's Nectar was 16 ounces crushed ice, two pumps water, one scoop orange Gatorade powder. Small scoop pineapple.

Small scoop peach. Medium scoop strawberries. One scoop orange sherbet. Okay. Describe the perfect parking spot. Close. Good, yeah. Would you rather eat a Lego or the world's hottest pepper?

Probably hottest pepper, right? Lego could... Doesn't plastic like give you cancer or something like that. What's your second favorite play in football, offensive play? Second. Tight end middle screen. Would you rather the rest of the world

have the exact same music taste as you or keep it as is? I don't know most people's musical taste so I think that's a kind of a non-answer. What's your favorite rap group? He answered yours with it's kind of a non-answer. Yeah would you rather everyone in the world to have the same music taste, which would be yours, or keep it as is? I don't know anyone else's music taste, so I guess keep it as is. I don't think you... That's... You don't need to know.

You don't need to know. Would you rather a world where everyone has the exact same music taste, or how it is? the exact same music taste or how it is I mean technically if it's this exact same taste and I could go over and I would like every song right right I guess that yeah rank your top five balls yes it's good that's good let's point out you're not asking questions I know I mean these are this is this is how Che operates yeah he'll do these football You really think that's the best of all time close testicles Why did you mutilate wait footballs football one? Yeah, no racket. That's not the best ball

The pink are we talking about the actual ball racket tennis the ball the actual ball. Oh The pink ball the spalding one then racket two. I think tennis balls gotta be up there re Thank you. It's still the same football testicles. No you like testicles better than racquetballs. You happy you're here you happy I got kids Huh, so if I said I'd put if I could put a ball in your hand you testicles will be your second choice We're talking about to throw around. Yeah Football not to suck. What's your racquetball? No football nerf football That's a football

Let him go official NFL Duke football. Mmm. Okay ner Duke football. Nerf football. Racquetball. Tennis ball. Basketball? Bowling ball. Beach football. Top 5 of footballs. What's the difference between a beach football and a nerf football?

Beach football is supposed to get wet. Oh, the spongy one? Spongey one. Yeah. Okay. How big is too big of a couch? That's a good question. It was on the sheet today.

Yeah. It's not a good question. I think it depends on your room size. Definitely does. 100% dependent on that. But I mean there are ones that even in a big room look too big. I sit at home and try to think of these questions all the time the mark of a good shake question is you The second you hear it you're like who gives a fuck yeah, what though and then you wait for five seconds

And then you're like yeah, like how many? I won't go back to that one. He just doesn't have 15 how many 22 I had one this year that's almost a month all right I'm gonna need you to start counting your lollipops done you're at zero okay I'm it's 22 I mean almost two a month yeah I mean a dumb dumb counts as one yeah sometimes I'll go double double dumb dumb same time no one after the same time? No, one after the other. I didn't have one in 2024. Yeah, I don't think I did either. I probably stumbled into one. Halloween? I used to get them at the bank in Jersey, but I haven't been to

that bank in a while. So probably none in 2024. A lot of houses give like blow pops, which is just like my kids can't have that. So that's mine. So I mean, November, we're probably doing eight. Wow. Okay. I believe you. Yeah, I'm going to have to see. We're going to have to see.

You guys start tracking it. When was the last time you used a quarter machine for a piece of candy? Hmm. Good question. 2022. What? Really? How close do you get your mouth to water fountain he wraps around It depends usually pretty far

But then some of them like at a pool will be a little weak streams to get a little closer At a pool how many times have you eaten McDonald's in your life? Well yours the monopoly game invented mcdonald's like 87 oh wow all right that we do some math work on that I love this yeah they're so dumb and then every so often will have a rice crispy treat then on the sheet will be like our rice crispy treats underrated yeah We'll have a rice krispie treat then on the sheet will be like our rice krispie treats underrated. Yeah It is so wow

You know the those they did a documentary about the scandal part where yeah, it was it went to trial on September 10th 2001 Quickly swept under the because bigger things Wow, would you give up beating off if it, no. You have, if you ever want to throw a football again, you have to give up beating off. But I can have sex? Yeah. Yeah, I would, yeah, give up beating off. Wow.

If you had to hunt down and kill an animal what animal Try turtle turtle Can't move that fast. You have to work so hard You have to get inside his home to kill him You want to hear the crap or you want to crack the shell you're gonna crack shells That's disgusting. Oh, you're a fucking monster rather me go turn upside down go axe You're a fucking monster. Would you rather me go turn upside down and go axe? No, Jay! You'd rather you go different animal.

I didn't even think about axe. I guess there's only two choices. Well, other animals are much harder to catch. Turn it upside down. But you would have a gun. A weapon. Yeah, in this scenario you have an axe. You could have any weapon you want.

Perfect for splitting the belly of a turtle. This is awesome. You're a monster. You're a monster. He's thought about taking an axe to a turtle this is awesome you're a month you're a monster he's thought about taking an axe to a turtle yeah steven all serious respect to the blanket thing that started this whole thing I needed I need an answer you're laying on your side you got a blanket over you right you picture it yeah like this lift tuck or no tuck no tuck my god. I'm a tough Yeah, good to know two ways

I've wondered that about you for a while Chay do you think you've spent more total time shaking hands or watching quiz nose commercials? Oh? That might be an actual tie. It's quiz no still in business Believe so no hasn't been for a while has not they used to have a good commercial game. I'm sorry you had to find out Little things yeah sock Good wait they're out there out of the been out I want on North Avenue to go to all yeah I think that's still there quiz knows I went there. I was there like three years ago quiz. I was been been gone what year 400 148 148 left. Oh, I thought they were just wiped out. Yeah, I feel like that one on North Ave is still there

It is still there. Yeah, what happened? Why did they fall off? The hit the subway did they do commercial? There's also been a lot at once guys's called Super Famous. The Sponges. The Sponges. The Sponges. Firehouse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Sock, Sponges. Yeah, Silent Division.

That's still there. I didn't. I thought they were gone. Really good. There's a bunch of them. Quiznos. Oh, is it because Subway started toasting their subs? It might be, yes.

I feel like Potbelly took a stronghold too. Yeah. They started blowing up. I feel like pot belly took a stronghold to know they started blowing up I Love firehouse Christmas came out with a lobster roll. Oh you made Dave eat it. Yeah that same one Lobster roll I'm gonna eat so many oysters in New Orleans guys you text me that yesterday. Yeah, I'm so excited about it No, you're a big oyster guy. I fucking love is never had a known for oysters. Oh, yeah You're asking that question for real the ocean the hot river

I think the East Coast and West Coast are more known. I yeah, I actually didn't know like I didn't know New Orleans was an oyster Yeah, I knew the crawfish that I would have thought more East Coast. Yeah, I've heard like these are from Oregon these or I've never heard like this is from the New Orleans Believe you yeah, I do have a I'm working on getting us a big dinner on Monday a big dinner on Monday would be great Can I talk to you guys off camera after the show about a New Orleans thing? Why not on camera? It's an ad All right big cat I land at 1030 on Monday, so if you could

30 at night. Yeah like 11 p.m. Reservation. Yeah, that'd be kind of fun You guys aren't doing mostly sports from oh we are he's being selfish I'm being selfish. It's fucking wife is being selfish. She's going to a baby doctor appointment We got like you can skip a baby thing you can skip those you know it's coming out of her not you exactly So I don't know why you're there Preacher the choir I'm staying in an Airbnb with Gruden and Dave. I think I've said that. Yeah, that's pretty fun.

Should be. Should be, but I also don't. Are you worried? I don't know. How big is the Airbnb? I don't know. What if Gruden's like super clean? Yeah, he yells at me if I put like a beer down?

Yeah, without a coaster or something. Oh, get that off. What if Gruden takes huge dumps? He probably does. He's got it, right? Manly. I do think. Would you be disappointed if he doesn't clog the toilet? Yeah, what if Gruden, what if Gruden's like a terrible roommate and you're too scared to say anything to him? Yeah, he's wearing your clothes. Yeah. What if I'm sitting on, because I get there before them,

what if I'm sitting on the couch watching TV and Gruden just walks in and just takes the remote out of my hand? Nothing you can really do. I mean, I see that happening. Playing bop it till 5 AM. Yeah, he would be playing bop it. It's like eight twists, it's in a row.

Till 5 AM. Shit. He would do that. Twist sits in a row 5 a.m. Shit He would do that yeah Yeah, I do feel like he's a guy with like who probably have some quirky habits who has some things Well, he gets up at like 430 in the morning He'll probably judge you when you get out. Yeah Yeah, that's probably does that put malice second the Airbnb or so. I don't know in the orbit I don't want him around me. Gruin's gotta have some insane food thing he does.

Some insane like uh... Yeah. Shits with the door open. That's just men's stuff. You think like putting sardines in your soup is insane? Yes. Uh, I do but... I guess I could see where people would do it.

Like tomato soup? Yeah. Ugh. Okay. I do, but I guess I could see where people would do it. Like tomato soup? Yeah. OK. Do people do that? I make up the New Orleans Wall Street. Yeah, I don't know. By the way, The Joe Schmo Show is a reimagined new reality

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Specifically he asked about monopoly so certainly he had some phases or he was chasing that okay. He's 38 Yep, so I'm gonna say it's over Shoot it's it could get up to as many as 50 a year Yeah, that's about that's about once a week I would say so maybe he averaged 10 a year some years But when he was chasing that monopoly money it might have been 50 a year I'm going 411 I'm going oh, no six six eighties

I'm going a hundred and eighty five I'm going 1200 yeah, yeah, I think I think Donald's 1200 times in your life. I'll go 1400 Jay 650 Danny 650 Jay why are you still typing I'm trying to see who the winner is the winner is Danny yes looks like the number is roughly relaxed roughly 571 based on how'd you get there? Started in 1994 about six

Then about 20 a year for a couple years the monopoly game became a real deal so between 40 and 60 those years Then we got to 30 2001 we down a bit then 15 for a couple years then we're down to 10 a year Back up to 20 25 range and then 2014 It's been 10 and below some years with five this fast year looks like about 10 roughly five so you might remember any of what what happened all of that went five times I lived close to another chain that I liked as well I didn't know that yeah had we known that changes every five hundred and seventy one roughly1 roughly yeah roughly roughly this

specific number what was the chain Wendy's yeah you could have just said a Wendy's both good establishments did you do you like Wendy's? I do. I like McDonald's too. Come on, you had him. TJ. You had his ass. You had his ass. You had his ass. Wait, you did or didn't like Wendy's? Yeah, it's good.

Dave's double. You like Wendy's? Yeah. You like Wendy's? Yeah. So funny about that. I'm not going to say it. Get back, he got you. Get him.

So be it. He has no idea. All right, let's spin the wheel. Plinko Day tomorrow. Plinko Day. And probably no idea all right. Let's spin the wheel Plinko day tomorrow Plinko day and probably Gruden play oh my oh yeah. He'll be here We don't forget the gargoyles. They'll be in to huh what you say the gargoyles gargoyles these nuts Okay, just say the windings right there No, okay Oh, Kate! Why didn't you just say the Wendy's number? We had it right there! Why'd you have to do that one? Oh no, Kate!

That was anti-comedy, I'm laughing now. I know. Nick is shocked. I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book. It's to myself. She got us all. Gargals. In my head I was like I saw

My head I was like did Kate book like some woman band Where to God that I thought yeah, I thought for sure she about the gargals. Oh, that's good. Spin that shit, TJ. We might need to talk to White Sox Dave about these dinners. Why? Because he hasn't gone in it yet. What a fucking loser. It's been a week.

God damn it. It's like the main part of his job. Yeah, it's really all he does. All right, Plinko Day tomorrow. See everyone. Everyone get your letter ready. Really all he does. Oh. All right, Plinko Day tomorrow. See everyone. Everyone get your letter ready. It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style and stay for a while It's the Yak!

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