The Yak - It's Plinko Day on The Yak! | The Yak 1-10-25

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:47 Will Compton in the house. Willie C. What's up boys? You could say boys for K. Boys? What's up boys? Yeah. Nothing much bro.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Willie C is here. We also have Coach Gruden. Hell yeah. We're gonna do a play. And he wants Will to run defense against the play. So does that mean? Will I know he's one on 11. No, he's gonna you get your own defense. Okay. All right, cool Yeah, and then we have for that and then we have our Plinko board revealed to all Massive day. This is a huge day huge day. So excited for Plinko Planko board Planko board
Starting point is 00:01:21 We should make prices right is right. Yeah. Yeah, it drops off. Yup, yup, you got it. Do we make Brandon play from home since he's sick? Yes. Price is right. Oh man. Brandon is out, he's sick. Great point Danny. It's very fitting.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Some are saying not bill for it, not me. He hasn't had a break in a while. It's the final four of college, it's the final four, he's missing the final four. Oh yeah it is. He's like, it's under the weather a little bit, it's fucking crazy, it's embarrassing. That's right. He's kind of thing that college football personnel. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:49 How is Connor Griffin doing today? He's he's talking through it. OK. Like he's putting on a brave face. A lot of Drew Aller still the guy. This changes not this changes nothing. Oh, no. It's just if you look at it and a lot of like, you know that If you look and I understand you haven't watched Penn State all your like I have But if you look at it and a lot of that I didn't realize last night we dreamed he takes notes during every game
Starting point is 00:02:20 Yeah, he's the site takes notes notes. Yeah pen and paper notes during the game Drive to drive. Did you ever ask a like? Hey, what'd you just yeah? He I I think it was I asked him after the the passenger appearance call that was bullshit I would you write down there. He's like controversial call Yeah, he's that was that was a tough one for him that Yeah, bad one. I I don't think he I pointed out this morning that despite this feeling that Penn State got over some sort of hump it is their best win this year was against the Mountain West team. And I think that yeah. Or Illinois or Illinois. Yeah. Yeah. And really they didn't get bigger stronger and earn their way to the adult
Starting point is 00:03:06 table the adult table just added more seats yeah yeah yeah adult table put that little ad on table they lifted up the yeah that's like a little bit lower he's like i'm a big boy now the kids are sitting at it or you're not this is awesome oh that sucks for pence state because what seven points like yeah away from the natty three points by three yeah three points oh three points away from the national title game yeah so what's the streak for like if you're a Penn State Philly fan well they won the Super Bowl yeah it was a while ago but they've been on a streak of getting close yeah yeah oh yeah no they're the Kings are getting close. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they get right there
Starting point is 00:03:45 We're a big edging city. Yeah, right keep edging Yeah, can't wait till they come and the and the Phillies and the Phillies and the Sixers. They're they're all good Which is a better experience a better sports. It's a 99% of has to be correct. It's like ecstasy. It's like in the flyers You can't forget about the flyer. Tell me anything can't forget about the fire. Will you make a damn good point? The flyers Philadelphia Union Throw them in there. They of course. I think they lost the championship. Did they yeah damn and we all remember I don't fucking know we all remember that I don't Pain that city felt when that happened.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Sounds right. How you doing, Will? Solid. A lot of chaos. There's chaos everywhere. Barstool. Surviving is quite a game. Yeah, it's still being played. I know. It's still being played.
Starting point is 00:04:42 It's still being played. Will it ever end? I hope so. Probably not. God end I hope so probably not god I hope so we were we were doing the pro football football show and I guess we're gonna do no phones in the streaming room for you can use it if you do like if it's like commercials or Something like that and I was just like hey They're commercials we could do challenges and then when the games all we can figure out who we want to vote out of the Room and just this chaos and then And then I was like that war meme of the helicopters and shit. The guy that.
Starting point is 00:05:09 A thousand yard stare. Can't think of anything I'd wanna do less. Yeah, it has been chaos. I feel like we always, Barcell always starts the year off hot. I don't know why. January, something about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Refreshed. We just get going. We just get going or something. Yeah, we're all it was hot last season up Yeah up until it ended our eyes out Ali. Yeah, everyone just had shows throat What do you guys think watch what's the it's hard to put myself in your reality? But so how do you defend like it's just a game in the point? It's not lying in backstab when that's the the part where you, the game. Only one person wins. That's what I'm saying. The game shouldn't be played with coworkers.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah. That's why they play Survivor with strangers. Right. I have trouble watching it. And they scrub all of their phones before they make sure nobody's talked to each other. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, to your point,
Starting point is 00:05:59 like I'm sitting there with my wife watching it and she's like, I forget what she says, but ultimately it's like the conversation, like blurring the game in reality. It doesn't, it all meshes. Everybody, people who go farther, people who don't go farther, people who game it and go for like, they're all mixed. Yeah. It all depends which angle you're kind of going about it. Yeah. And then, Hey, I'm playing personal a little too much. Let me back and try to go. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it is insane. It's when you break it all down, It is just Dave Portnoy's like House of Horrors
Starting point is 00:06:26 He has created like a way to just have everyone just want to kill each other Yeah, and he relishes in it. Like this is the he said it on pick him He's like this has been my favorite week of the like of my life doesn't he text me every day now It's this my favorite the last three days have been my favorite Yeah, cuz it's like a combo of like everything he loves everyone fighting, but he also loves the internet hating him Yeah, and he just he like he is just a pig in shit right now Yeah at what point in the game do you guys come to the realization that oh fuck? I'm in too deep is it instant or is it like after 24 hours or it's like three days. Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:02 Once it's like when you're in it you're in it it becomes your reality. That's the part that I don't know if it comes across for the viewers, but like the pace at which we taped was insane. Right. Like everything that you watch happened within a like three and a half day window. Yeah. Like so it's just it's just like you're like you do one thing, you're safe for a second, then it's like two hours later You're back in the same spot. So in the pink weddings like five. Yes into like Over and over. Yeah, it was out on this court for five hours where we just couldn't we had to stand for five hours Yeah, and just being like go at each other. What do you guys think the main reason you didn't want to get voted out is
Starting point is 00:07:44 Main reason didn't want to mine voted out is? Main reason didn't want to get voted out is? Mine was very transparent. You might survive. Mine was very transparent. It was because last season I got voted out four hours in and I was pissed. I was just like, I was mad that people rightfully so were like, you didn't care and I didn't care enough. And they're like, why would you take that opportunity and not give your best effort?
Starting point is 00:08:03 And so I was like, I got to fucking try. Yeah. saying what's like the number one voter motivator to like wanting to be as if the money or is it just natural? Competitive spirit. Oh, I just I wanted to win back-to-back so So bad, and I think there's that's why I like laying low the majority of the show because I'm thinking to myself like Every time I walk around like people be like oh, there's a hundred thousand dollar winner There's a there's a champion of last year and I'm just trying to play like when I was on the first try like they're Screaming at the unnamed show time, but you could have got Dan early and I'm thinking from my view in my lens I want Dan leading the moves because I don't want to lead any yeah I need a real smart with then it's like oh, hey wheels doing it again
Starting point is 00:08:41 I was going to get deep in this game So I'm like I'm wanting Dan to make the moves Well, also whatever secrets you would tell me or didn't tell me it's like when he's like, hey don't tell wit this move We're gonna make I think it was on Robbie. Yeah. Yeah, and in my head I'm like I'm gonna go to wit now and tell him hey Dan doesn't want you to know we got to keep this between us Right so that way I'm like trying to build a stronger thing with wit at the time because I know at some point Even though Dan and I are working together, we both like in our own competitive worlds are like we want to get each other out. So you're just playing this game and it's a
Starting point is 00:09:12 genius game that was created by like whoever Jeff Probst. That'll make sense to you Nick. Yeah. I played it. Nick's a Nick's like a shred of just like you're you're like a risk board game. Yeah. I like that stuff. Yeah. Like going too hard early. Yeah. Like that was what happened last season when Dave got me out in four hours. Like everyone's like, all right, well now Dave's the target. Right. And same with Che. It's like when Che stabbed Kirk in the back last year, everyone kind of like there's hate around Che was happening to where in my head I'm like, all right, now Che's going to want to prove that he can trust me because we were supposed to be trusting each other. He's like, hey, he can't, Jay
Starting point is 00:09:47 kind of told me I had to do that for your own good. And so I'm thinking in my head, like now he kind of needs to earn his trust back. So I have him to make moves. I'm kind of feeling the pulse of everybody voted out that they all hate him. So I'm like, I want to kind of drag Che all the way to the final with me. Yeah. And, and the paranoia is I I've felt that paranoia It's like I could have a conversation with someone and just be like they're lying to me Yeah, like it's just it's it's a really weird uncomfortable feeling to be especially with co-workers being like I don't know if I trust and I don't even know what trust myself. Yeah. Yeah I was gonna say I was here like for behind the scenes
Starting point is 00:10:21 Most of that week and like come day two everyone's like, oh, you know, like they might be hyping it up, but everyone had like Stockholm syndrome. Yeah. Day two. Yeah, you do. I remember, I think it was like day three cause it was also, it sucked that we did it. Like it was like a beautiful fall week. I remember like day three,
Starting point is 00:10:37 for the first time in three days, I just stood outside for 10 minutes and I was like, oh my God, this is incredible. I was like, fuck, I should just get in my car and go home right now. But yeah, it's a motherfucker. Go watch it. I think that feeling is very cool though, the paranoia,
Starting point is 00:10:54 because it's not something you can really replicate. Yeah, no, I didn't like it. I'll say it right now, I don't like being paranoid. You know the- Yeah, I think I'm with you there. That movie Jarhead, have you guys seen that? Yeah yeah well like he comes back and he just goes to grocery store and does like normal shit you comparing this to PTSD yeah he is war there's get war war is actually the battles talking about yeah maybe yes maybe no but then
Starting point is 00:11:20 he just like can't lose real life and then just like wants to go back like no I do not want to go back I remember when I got home last year. I was like fuck no rules like I wish I was back Oh, I feel that for when we do challenges where it's like everyone's together like when we did the free throw challenge It was hell, but after I was like I missed the boys It was like going on like a crazy bachelor party like damn. I wish I go back, but that was like a team oriented Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was working together.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I did not want to accomplish something. I did not want to go back to like living on a paranoia island. This is the opposite. This is working by yourself to destroy things. Correct. Destroy your relationships. Everybody's on their own destroying. Hey you know all your friendships that you covet?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Let's just fucking ruin them. I know that's because I remember when you, uh, you know, I don't know. That's why I have tried not to talk because I can't remember shit sequentially at all. Like I've, I, I've tried not to talk a lot of spoilers because I, I honestly think I'll just cause I'm thinking from Dan's game, like when he was bummed about getting the boys and then he's like bummed about doing it I'm like that's the point hey if you play that villain role you got it just yeah you got to go now I'm bummed about it yeah I'm sitting here upset cuz like okay well dude we could have fucking worked yeah I want to
Starting point is 00:12:38 work it from the angles of the boys and everything else then you can work it farther together then you sit there and you're like, fucking Dave, like. I, that was my, my biggest, my biggest fault was I, I was in control and then I lost control. And Dave had all the control. And I was like, when you, when you're playing the game and you, you have that switch happen and it was right when we voted out Rhone and Dave was like, I'm not voting. He's like, he said, he's like, I'm not going to vote moves out. And I, the whole time I was thinking the whole time I was like, I'm not voting. He's like, he said, he's like, I'm not going to vote moves out. And I, the whole time I was thinking, the whole time I was like, we're going to get moves and we're going to keep Rhone. I was like, Oh shit, I don't have the numbers anymore. I'm just a passenger.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Like that, that flip is the worst feeling. So yeah, crazy game, crazy game. So those games, I don't know if you feel this way, big cat, but it's one of those games, like as it plays out, you want to go back to playing it tomorrow. Like I'd play it tomorrow. I do not. But sorry so if anyone wants to play next season backs no backstabbing. No you got a line that actually had the best strategy. My strategy was bad because I played hard and then I pussied out. Will was smart to just try to stay in the background. That's the way to win. I know my dumb my I just I should have risked playing the key. But no lying. Don't you know like. No you got
Starting point is 00:13:49 to know I mean there's lying you just kind of kind of be smart about it. Yeah because there was like Che'll tell you like there was different I mean there's a lot of. I'm with you though KB if I ever play I'm just not gonna lie. But that's what that's how Arion was. Yeah. Arion was gone. And there was also. So you give me party start game And there are there are certain people in the game that just weren't even like playing the game Yeah, and like those are sitting ducks, you know, yeah, cuz they're just it's just yeah if you're not who said it Either you're who the fuck said the either you're a sit on the bed
Starting point is 00:14:21 I think Dave said either you're sit on the bed or get up and talk to people guy Yeah And like if you're a sit on the bed guy I think Dave said either you're sit on the bed or get up and talk to people guy. Yeah. And like if you're a sit on the bed guy, you're just, that means like right before the vote, you're just sitting on the bed being like, I'm good. You're never good. Yeah, no, you're never good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And that pink wedding is insane. I had like flashback dreams for like a couple of weeks. When the replaying it in my head. When the pink wedding was coming out, there was a lot of parts you just don't remember. Yeah. Because you're in such a bizarro head space when it's all happening. Just let it just.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Because you kind of have a plan going into it or you think you have a plan going into it. Yeah. And then when you sit down, because you're playing so many games the night before, like, all right, it's seven versus four. It's 11. Do we do one? Is there, are they going to have another team one?
Starting point is 00:15:02 Are they going to merge us? If they merge us, pulling from last season, at most we only had those double eliminations, but when you sat down and like alright, there's gonna be three eliminations You're all kind of like oh fuck. This is gonna get nobody was planning like no gonna be three moves in the next They surprise that on us very well. Who loves this shit. Yeah, you're more excited talking about this than anything I could talk about it all day long. I could talk about it from every character's perspective on how they could have potentially gotten farther, they could have won.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I love the game. I love the game. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love how exciting. It's your passion. Every time you talk about it, you get fired up.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Yeah, it's this and Nebraska football. Yeah, yeah. That's it. That's fucking it. Yeah. Fuck. You guys are maniacs. Jesus. Would you never play it? It seems like it ruined your lives. Yeah. So maybe not. Mm-hmm. You guys are all wealthy and successful and still like need it to win which is scary. Well, it's it goes back to what I was saying It's yeah It's the Dave like, you know house, you know the clown house where he's just like If you ask everyone like do you need this like no like obviously the money is different
Starting point is 00:16:18 But like do you be doing this? No, but Dave puts it all together and the fans love it So it's worth it in that respect and And enough competition happens to where you're just so invested in the wanting to win. And then the alternative KB is if you're not that then the fans watching hate you because you're not. So you're gonna be hated no matter what. The fans are your real friends. The fans are like he doesn't seem to give a fuck and they get mad at that. And Dave runs such loud victory laughs That you think yourself I have to do something but to go at that level You almost have to go at other people to try and just get in that level, but then it's like hey you care way too much
Starting point is 00:16:53 I say, okay. Yeah, you're gonna put hands on him. I would love to I Asked I told will we're gonna play pick up hoops as well is gonna participate. He's like is Dave gonna be there I'm gonna fucking DM up. I want to physically people to, to do you up and pick up hoops. Hey, I don't know why I already said I'd do it. I'm the guy stand away from you. I'm the guy. You just got to stand there and be like, let him shoot. Yeah, shoot it. Shoot it. It's bad basketball. It's very bad basketball. Like embarrassingly bad basketball I mean you got Mark easy do they play oh do you are you coming to stream tonight uh I think so oh I'm feeling it out still I'm doing my last minute feel out okay take it's like I
Starting point is 00:17:39 don't like that I don't like the tape vibes right now like the tape but why what's like this the situation of Ohio State loses tonight is actually the greatest thing that could possibly happen to Tate career. Dinner with his idol. His personal life. There's like way too much of a silver lining that he is, his head's not in the game right now.
Starting point is 00:17:56 It's got me thrown off. Cause that was the reason I was gonna come was like, that would be fun to watch it. Like, I love my wife. She's not a Buckeye fan. She's not really, she's just, you know, she'll cheer for him just to make me happy, but it would be nice to like watch it
Starting point is 00:18:08 with some fellow Buckeye people that are going crazy. So that was the appeal. And then now all of a sudden I'm questioning my reality. I'm in surviving bar stool. I'm looking at Tate and I'm like, is he even a Buckeye? I don't even know. Is he lying to me? Is he actually cheering for us?
Starting point is 00:18:22 Is he cheering for dinner with Jim Tressel? Tate cracks me up with the Buckeyes. His little, he's got a little toy that he brings. It's a to me. He's here for us as you cheer for dinner with Jim Trussell He cracks me up with the Buckeyes his little he's got a little toy that he brings It's football toy. He got when he was two years old Brandon took it from him last during the Rose Bowl and he was like give that back right now This is a grown man, but that's he's a crazy fan. I love it. That's what makes the world go round Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think you kind of have to come because you might be Did I see like a nuclear whale play maybe on Ohio State? Yeah, there might be a nuke drop tonight. I love the sound of that. Yeah, I gotta just get the codes right
Starting point is 00:18:57 I'm uh, I'm generally not very confident and any of the teams I support and I'm so confident and it like scares me About Ohio State right now. On how confident you are? Yeah, this is an unfamiliar feeling for me. This is a no brainer Ohio State ball. And that's what scares me. Everyone scares you. That's what scares me.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Here we go. This is the first time in my life I'm like, yeah, of course we're gonna win. How could we not win? Yeah. Yeah. In what world do we not, like look at the we're playing they're they're only led by future They only have like 30 future NFL players
Starting point is 00:19:33 They have no fucking shot. Yeah, Arizona State almost beat him. Of course, we're gonna win Well, let me do game time real quick let's do a play We love getting out to live events where it's concert, football game or a comedy show. We always use game time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. You know how much we love game time now with their brand new game time picks feature. They're making it even easier to get to a game. Game time picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals on great seats so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets. If you're a Bucks fan waiting to see the boys play live at the Commander's versus Commanders
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Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, I get all the talent out here. What are we doing doing is it seven on seven? I don't know I don't know what Cruden wants. Oh. Seven V eleven. Seven. All right get him in here. No just no defensive line I guess. Yeah. Would that be the yeah. But you don't need the offensive line. I know just for. Seven verse 11 is he all right? We're doing tackle right yeah looking fucking jacking the finger to us what a piece of shit What a piece of shit Coach there he is What's going on? How you doing, Coach? Coach is here. Coach, good to see you.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Great to see you, Coach. I can't wait to spend some time with you. Oh, hell yeah. All right, well, I guess. Does he get no giddy? And the answer is QB1, huh? What a... Coach loves his QB1.
Starting point is 00:21:42 What cologne are you wearing? It's good. Smells great. Is that the same stuff that Jerry got? It's the same stuff. Sorry I'm a little new here. No, you're good. Uh, Creed.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Creed, that's right. What uh, so what do we want to do? How many guys you need? Well. How many guys you need on defense? how many guys you need on defense? How many guys you need on offense? We put in a slant, an isolation slant, a dragon with a space and we called it diesel.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I was gonna put it, since Compton's here, I was gonna run an ISO H2 run right at the bubble. Double the nose to the backside backer and I was gonna have a fullback just come in and knock your ass off. But I was gonna have a fullback just come in and knock your ass off. But I was gonna put in something a little bit more sophisticated. Snug formation, 72 double bench, killed with 200 jet sticky, be alert for 58 freedom. Snug right shorty, 72 bench, kill it with 200 jet sticky alert freedom. I don't want to see if anybody can show a little retention.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, this is not a clap your hand bubble screen offense here. Compton. This is this is some serious stuff. I was going to think outside the box today. What do you like? I love that. So so do you want to just run it on offense because it's going to be sophisticated. So you don't need will on defense or Well it's a matter of what 11 guys. This is the yak man. I'm here to please. It's a matter of what you would like to see. All right let's do it let's do another offensive play. So Stephen are you Stephen going to be your quarterback now? Well Megan can't be
Starting point is 00:23:17 the quarterback. Yeah I know you can't. So Stephen why don't you take coach go to the whiteboard and round up 11 guys? Okay. Yeah, we have a bunch of guys. What's the total number of people that we need you're gonna try to get? Or we could have seven on offense and seven on defense and run a play at Compton and just to see how he takes on a lead block We could put in power and we could put in H2 run and just see what kind of
Starting point is 00:23:49 you'll see why Compton is sitting here and not playing you're going to get somebody hurt. It's a matter of what you want. I'll I'll go put some plays and you guys get reunited with Will and okay. Alright. So, yeah. I want to
Starting point is 00:24:02 see the sophisticated offense, especially Stephen Chay running it. Alright. So, you want to you want to see like the double stock where he kills the alerts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to yell out the coverage. If it's covered too, I want 72 bench. If it's a single high, I want 200 jet sticky. We're going to just go to go kill, kill, kill. Easy. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:16 You guys ready? Whiteboard time. Yeah, yeah. All those guys are in there. They don't do anything anyway. Look at them. Oh, you got Mincy. Of course.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Yeah. So Stephen, just pick out the 11 you want. Is his back pocket out? Yeah. OK. Wait, what? Is Mincy's back pocket's falling out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It's falling out. He dropped it. He dropped his pocket. Look at this. Whose pocket's this? I wish beef was here. No, it's your back pocket. You're just sassy.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Mincy, stand up and turn around Put his pockets on inside out. What is he doing? Is he wearing MC Hammer pants I What is he doing? Is he wearing MC Hammer pants? I don't know. I love this. The enthusiasm that Gruden has just for football. Look at this crew.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Tell them to make sure they're not in front of the camera. Steven, you're in front of the camera. Were those things he was saying real? Steven, you're in front of the camera. Stephen, you're in front of the camera. Were those things he was saying real things? Stephen, you're in front of the camera. Can we get sound in there? I know, right? You need to hear this breakdown. Is Sticky 22 Frida, is that like real?
Starting point is 00:25:40 They're clapping. That's my favorite. Did he get in anybody's ass last time? Oh, yeah. Well, he cut Megan. She wasn't decisive. Megan was a quarterback. She couldn't get the ball out. He's just the best. Oh Blutman. Alright, we'll let him coach it up. We'll let him coach it up. Now he's got me worried when he said, I want to talk to you or whatever to me.
Starting point is 00:26:37 He said to Ohio State. Yeah, he said to Ohio State. Oh no. He did. Oh, that's what I got. That's worse than what I thought. That was unfortunate. What do you think? You think oh That's worse than what I thought Like I thought at first he's like I need to talk to you I was like this is probably gonna be awesome like he's probably he's probably I don't know Shop it up with you want to talk ball quarterback. Yeah, I don't know you want you to rock the green dog
Starting point is 00:27:00 I don't know what he had in mind, but I was like this kid This is gonna be fun like sad on it. I was like, maybe it's not. Maybe he's going to mother fuck me. And he's going to be like, I've watched some of your clips, man. You're not where you need to be. You know, it never entered my mind that he mistook me for Ohio State. I think I told you that I saw. I was hoping that it was Ohio State that he said, but no, you could almost hear the apostrophe Yeah, I was tate. Yeah. Well, I gotta go kill myself. Yeah do
Starting point is 00:27:32 So I will not be at the stream Yeah, that's rough hey T. Did you have any new Walmart boys videos? Oh, yeah, I think we do we do yeah I didn't want to say anything oh bring it on fuck yes I saw the kosh kosh co guys oh the Jewish Costco yes Jewish Costco guys oh I need more Walmart boys sounds like they're really cooking it up in there. I don't like the giggling. Why are they giggling? Yeah, who was giggling?
Starting point is 00:28:08 Oh, yeah. We're Walmart guys. Of course we're gonna test out the speakers. Oh yeah. Stand up. We're Walmart guys. Now I think they're, I don't think they're passionate I think they're trying to get famous They're in their charisma just jumps off the screen Where do you even buy a hat like
Starting point is 00:29:01 They're just so perfectly opposite of the Costco guys yeah like that's why I love Yeah, it is it's it's art that if you don't understand it's like, where is that Walmart? This is just so low T. It's so good. You're right KB. It's yeah, it's abstract art It goes on long yeah, whoa more What Okay, all right bang wait. video with us photo when it comes to imagine food back their body Walmart
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Starting point is 00:30:27 Oh. Let's check in on how Groot is doing. Against the zone, what are you doing? I want a transition. Face the quarterback. Turn around, face the quarterback, three to four yards deep. Station. Check down option, okay?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Now, what's the option? Look at how much has been written on the board. These assholes, like Will plan how you break here or you can break there if it's a zone sit basic quarterback but if he comes looking for you you whoop his ass on a check option they could play cover two man underneath you see and it might be a man-to-man break for you. Can you guys handle this? Yes? Yes, all right last thing real quick. Yeah Let's just say this yeah, we come out
Starting point is 00:31:13 Let's just say they come out in a single high look This is one of my favorite things we do it Yeah with 300 jet sticky sticky. You guys with me? Yeah. And now I want these guys, if you guys hear kill, kill, kill, the Z is gonna run a four to six yard stick out. Everybody got it? Yes. The X is gonna run a four to six yard stick out. The tight end, the Y and the F,
Starting point is 00:31:36 you guys are going hard to the flat. Free release, just go. You with me? Have you guys seen the clip that's gone viral of Gruden from Hard Knocks? Can you find it TJ? The one where he talks about dreams? Dreams and nightmares. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't think I've ever had a clip pump me up more. Yeah. It's like I see it every day. Yeah. Yeah. Early in the
Starting point is 00:31:56 morning and get our work done. 95% of our practices and pads are going to be in the what? I do not want to have a horse shit practice in the morning. In the old days, we'd practice in the afternoon two more times than pads. Nowadays, I get incarcerated for that. You with me? We come out here, we are ready to roll in the morning. We're going to take the training wheels off pretty soon. We can only have so many walk-throughs, so many assignment periods.
Starting point is 00:32:21 If you don't know what to do, you won't play here. Are we clear on that? last point I want to make everybody right now has dreams don't they guys all right everybody in the NFL I have a dream of making it in the NFL I got a dream of winning the Super Bowl I got a dream of being in a Pro Bowl I'm really not into dreams anymore. Okay. I'm in the fucking nightmares Yeah, oh So good you got to take their job. You got to take their heart. Are you guys clear about this NFL shit now? We're not trying to go to the Peach Bowl. We're not trying to go to the Gator Bowl or the Blue Bonnet Bowl We're trying to go to the Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:33:00 So that's so badass we got a real nightmares Gotta read their soul. You got to take their heart and soul. What is he doing now? Evo, sit down. Oh, shit. They say no bubble screen clap offense. Let's bring it in here, man.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Let's go. All right. Let's go. Barstool on three. One, two, three. Barstool. All right. Here we go. First two on three one two three
Starting point is 00:33:28 Order of Bruden was surprised when he saw Tate in there Well, you gotta flatten one of these guys Would that be okay? Funny. I know it'd be funny. We're gonna do you know what we're gonna do. But hit somebody like a lead, they throw the ball and it's in the air and I just. Just fucking fuck him up. Kimbo Slice, you remember that?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Yeah. In that field, Kimbo Slice. In the backyards. Yeah, all right They like said to where he just they like loft the ball and he just Do something like that Well, we're gonna get a flag football team and have him coach It's gonna be incredible like a a flag football team. Like competitive. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Intermural, we're gonna join the intermural league and have him coach. Cody's the quarterback? This is not good. Cody, no, hell no. Not Cody. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Oh. Oh. Behind the line of scrimmage, Spiders will have an open standoff from the man down the hill. Spiders. Cody's really up. It's been a long time, man. Downhill. Spider. Cody's really nervous. It's gotta be. 72 double bench.
Starting point is 00:34:50 We're gonna kill it this time with 300 Jet Sticky. Just walk through it. Come here and snap count. You killin' it? Yeah. Kill, kill. Set, hut. Oh no!
Starting point is 00:35:03 Hey, jump his his ass Gruden! What the fuck! Look at these guys. Lousy. 72 double bench kill it with 300 jet stick. You guys with me? Here we go, listen to me. Cody's so nervous. Hey we're good! We're good! Get nervous.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Cody at quarterbacks the best. Okay good. Good. Excellent. Outstand. Bring it back. Hustle back. Excellent. Snug right. Snug right. Hey, here it is.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Oh, Jesus Christ. Hey, kill, kill, kill, kill. Loot at five. Loot at five. Set up. That's outstanding. Outstanding. Where was Jacob going?
Starting point is 00:35:39 He can't. Huddle up. He's right. Huddle up. That's where the route is? He's checking. He's checking. He's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:47 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:55 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:36:03 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I mean he looks like he's playing flag football He does! He does, yeah Break! Everybody got it? Let's try it. Ready, break! Break! Now, hold up, hold up. When we say ready, break. I want you guys to turn over your right shoulder, you guys turn over your left shoulder, so we look like we've been practiced. Ready, break! See it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 That's good, great. All right, here we go. The boys have got it. Get up, huddle up! Break! You say huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle! You get, you get every time. Cody., oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no. He just. That's a horse race break.
Starting point is 00:37:08 You got to start asking. Is Gruden picking the wrong quarterback? He's two for two on bad quarterbacks. Maybe more than that. Yeah. We're running seven. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Oh, no. Oh, no. You got to start asking it's Gruden picking the wrong quarterback. They coach in the two-for-two on bad quarterbacks Maybe more than that. Yeah Get a body your coach no human has ever been more nervous If he has Cody to be right guard, Cody would have shit his pants. He would have been nervous about that. And he asked him to be the guard back. Full start! Full start! This is bullshit! You can't win with these guys, coach! Oh! There it is
Starting point is 00:38:09 Love just cuz you know, they're feeling so much pressure. Yeah, so much pressure so much pressure People say we don't do sports Yeah. Effort takes no talent, does it? Here we go. What did you say? What did you say? Effort takes no talent, does it? I can't get enough of this, man.
Starting point is 00:38:29 This is not what I want all of this. Jet right sticky on one. Ready, break. Here we go, Cody. All right, Cody. Cody. Take control. Kill, kill, kill, kill.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Set up. Blue. Spikes. Oh, my God. Cuddle. Cuddle. We gotta run. We gotta run. control kill kill kill kill blue spot oh god
Starting point is 00:38:46 oh god oh we gotta run you have one guy run gasters. We all run. There's a new worst football team in Chicago. Oh, we don't just have one guy. There's some consequences here, man. There's some consequences. There's some consequences, man. The rest of the week.
Starting point is 00:39:16 All right, here's the last time now. Good luck doing this. What's crazy is he could actually make them all run gasters and they would all probably line up. Oh, yeah, they would do it. Every one of them. Spider has them. Snowglock 73 double bench, Randhillo 200, gets sticky on one. Ready for that.
Starting point is 00:39:31 That's nice. Hey Steve and Che, let's go. Hurry up. Come on Che, get on the ball. That's good guys, good. Cover two, cover two. Set hut. Blue 85, hut. All start, my bastard. Cover two, cover two, set hut! Blue 85, hut! All-star, mouth-fast. Let's get a break here, man, that's much better. All right, let's go. Frank, today, this is some of the worst math in the day.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I'm 49 years old. So, excuse me, okay? Hey, let's, everybody, let's focus our concentration here. Get better on three. One, two, three, get better! All right, coach, get in here. That was... You still want to run a gasser, coach?
Starting point is 00:40:17 You still want to run a gasser, coach? Too much air in this football. Too much air? Too much air. I mean, that was so... that's what I wanted to ask. I had a couple questions for you. People are starting to say your quarterback selections have been subpar because Cody didn't really feel like he was confident in that. Did you see that throwing motion?
Starting point is 00:40:42 Did you see his throwing motion? Yeah. I mean. but you're picking the quarterbacks, you're 0 for 2. Well, I mean, there wasn't a lot that there wasn't a lot of meat on the bone in that meeting room. Yeah. Yeah, that running well though, at the last one, spiders a problem. Spider is no Richie incognito at left guard. No, no. Oh, that was great though. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:41:06 We love it, we love it. Will, would you be able to, you would fucking snuff that out? Yeah, of course. Snuffing that out. No problem, yeah. Hey, I was kind of hoping you put in a run play. I was gonna put in some runs,
Starting point is 00:41:20 but we just don't have any defense. There's just not a lot of not a lot of people that would contribute. You can tell. Big Cat be the de-tackle. You want to be my three technique. Yeah I got you. I would love to wham Big Cat. Why wham? That's the problem. I don't know if you got the bodies on your side to do it. Well if spiders at left guard what does that tell you? Yeah it wasn't. I don't know. Oh man. All right. Well, coach, thank you. We'll see you all weekend for the streams who are here tonight. You're the best. Um, yes. Yes. Great. We just played your, uh, dreams and nightmare speech, by the way. Oh, hey, hey coach, before you go, did you think
Starting point is 00:41:59 that was Tate? I got a long way to go. I love it. The best part about that is he's such a head coach. He felt bad answering like saying the truth. Yeah. It's all right. I mean it's not, but you know, it's all right. I mean it's not but you know It's not a right at all. Really. It's gonna
Starting point is 00:42:29 Have to evaluate some things So he'll be here he'll be here for tonight and Saturday and Sunday streaming. Oh, yes, so excited so excited for Paul It's good time if you like football. This is a good time. Time of year. This is a good time of year for you. It's a great time to knock it. Good fucking point. Yeah, it's great time to be healthy. Yeah, yeah, really great time to
Starting point is 00:42:54 if you make your living talking about football, boy, you're licking your chops right now. Yeah, I'm a little under the weather, but I had to get in. Yeah. Get in front of a camera and microphone.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Where's Brandon? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha don't have it on my sheet. Oh, I do. Oh yes I do. NFL playoffs? We're talking about NFL playoffs? You bet we are. Get in on the action at Draft King Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of NFL. Scoring touchdowns is key to winning in the NFL playoffs and the key to you scoring big is betting them at Draft Kings, the number one place to bet touchdowns. Ready to place your first bet? Try betting on something simple like a player to score six. Go to the DraftKings Sportsbook app and make your pick. Here's another reason to watch your favorite players crush it in the playoffs. New customers bet $5, get $200 in bonus bets instantly.
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Starting point is 00:44:19 What? You don't? No, before the show, during the prep sheet, G was listening to, I think, a TikTok or something like that on 2x speed. I was like, what the show doing a prep sheet G was listening to I think a tick tock or something on 2x speed I was like, what are you listening to? You're saying this is a common thing. I don't I don't remember the last time I haven't watched a YouTube video Podcast at least one point YouTube usually like 1.25 Podcasts 1.52 every time if I, if I accidentally go back to one, I think they're drunk.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Two's a little too fast for my brain, but I'm with you. Yeah, that would make sense. One and a half is a must. One and a half on podcast, YouTube videos, I watch at regular speed. It depends, if it's like an informational video, like if it's like a breakdown of a game or something,
Starting point is 00:45:00 I'll go 1.5. Okay. I do everything regularly. Or like a video podcast. I never thought about 1.5. I do, yeah, I never thought about it. Maybe I'll try it.5. Okay, I do everything regular or like a video pod never thought I'll try it wait really only right never even occur on a podcast. That's how people Know but it once you try 1.5. It's addicted. Well, it's an attention span deficit. Yeah, they're sounding like the chip No, I want to consume my one faster. Yeah, you want to you think you'll learn? Yeah. No, well you can do
Starting point is 00:45:28 You know like if you do it at 2x, I don't usually do 2x but one and a half an hour long podcast is 15 minutes shorter or whatever. I don't know if that the math is right. Can you up a yak at 1.5 and see how we sound? It's probably just sharper. No, I tried podcast faster. It doesn't. You don't get the the the natural beats of conversation. Right. The spot. I think you still get one point to five is also a spotify like one lower. He's like, I'm a big boy. Yeah. The kids are sitting at it or you're not. This is awesome. Oh, that sucks for Penn State because what is this that's not crazy away from the net That's the L for 1.5 that's auctioneer talk
Starting point is 00:46:15 It was a while ago, but they've been on the street getting close Punks yeah, I guess I might be I just like to get as much information as fast I'll give it a try. Does it fuck you up? Like hurry up. What's point you five good? Which is a better experience Yeah, he's on beta block you do beta blockers right beta block away. Oh, no you do What man thing what are you talking about? What do you what's the injections you take? Peptide yeah peptides CJ. So I heard about peptides. He's on beta blockers. Not every day. I can't it just beta blockers What is that? It's uh
Starting point is 00:47:00 You know, it's for being a bitch Uh, you know, it's for being a bitch. Slows your heart rate. So I'm not as anxious, but uh, it sucks. So what like, no, it's good. It's supposed to slow you down. It stops the physical symptoms of anxiety, like heartbeat. Oh really? Yeah. But I don't need it for like something like this, but like a beta blockers, I like a prescribed thing or is that that kind of like a peptide? It's a propopinol or something. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:47:29 You're able to go on a site and order it? Yes. Yeah. I think I've asked you this before, Will. But how many Toradol shots did you take when you were in the NFL? All of them. Every single game?
Starting point is 00:47:38 Well, they stopped doing the Toradol shots unless it was very specific. I want to say it was maybe my senior year of college when I stopped getting the injection, but a tore it off pill, I would take one before the game and one at halftime. How awesome do they feel? It's amazing. I'm not joking. Like probably the last three years of my career, the way
Starting point is 00:47:56 like that my joints and everything would feel at warmup and then by the time it kicks in, it feels like you're, yeah, I don't know how anybody, any older veteran is able to function without it. Could that benefit someone in regular life? Could we take toward all shots before we yak? Before the basketball game, absolutely. Does it improve your mental? You would just feel younger just because you just don't feel a whole lot of pain.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Oh, shit. You don't feel a whole lot of inflammation. Oh shit. You don't feel a whole lot of inflammation Well, but it's really bad for you. Yeah, it's terrible for your gut Terrible for your gun in what way it's a it like it like tears away like the gut lining Ah, so that way when whatever you're eating whatever diet you're on your body starts seeing is like like foreign So it creates all these like gut problems for your health. You like diarrhea and shit? Yeah, yeah, you can.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Really? You can. I'll stay away then. And then like so. You would take another one at halftime? Yeah, yeah, in my last two years, every any game that I was participating. Did you ever take a Toradoll
Starting point is 00:49:00 and then you just never got in? Yeah. Oh. Because you wouldn't feel good and loose even on the sidelines. You want to have a good warm up to be like, if I go in today, it's on. I'm going to hurt somebody. Yeah, I want Toradol.
Starting point is 00:49:15 You can't get it, though. Is it not allowed anymore? Or it is? It is. It's just a bill form. When I was in college, they were still doing injectables, so you'd get a shot in your ass for Toradol. And now they don't why don't they
Starting point is 00:49:26 Allow that I'm not sure. I don't know you were taking it during surviving, right? That'd have been nice You can't get could a doctor prescribe it probably yeah 100. Yeah Yeah, like dude if we were on tortle during the little stick game. Yeah, we'd still be out there. We would still be out there That's that was my favorite. We dominated that. We did. That was so much fun. That's the that's the one part of surviving that is fun is playing the games. Yeah, they look like that's that's the best.
Starting point is 00:49:55 The balls in the hallway game, which is started directly. Yeah. And just being friends until we're not. Yeah. And so we were enemies for life. Yeah. Yeah. That part's awesome It's so funny cuz after the unnamed show was shot I got a text from what saying we should have got big cat early I just said I understand what you're saying, but we were we wasn't playing ahead We were never gonna do it. But I'm saying like yeah, we had a little trio. Yeah felt we should have Yeah, you did you didn't get him though. You did
Starting point is 00:50:31 You son of a bitch you cocksucker. Yeah, it's like hey, whichever two is on a team whichever two's on a tribe They'll look out for each other. They'll save the guy on the other tribe When you went over there I was like it's gonna be gone Watching you back. Who do you guys think employed the best strategy so far? Dave I don't want to say like employed the best strategy so far? Dave. I don't want to say like there's still some game left. Dave. Yeah. Employed the best strategy.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Dave. So far. Well, he employed everybody in the game. Yeah. The pink wedding was a Dave Portnoy masterpiece. Yeah. But if you look at the first round, our team just sucked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Because we did have the number, like we had seven. Like I thought I was giving like a guru nest speech to my team I'm like hey whether or not we merged we've earned the right to keep this a team game, right? Just not knowing Kelly sitting over there texting Ria bar for bar every what we're going towards Texting is insane. Yeah. Yeah, they should probably take that away, but it's hard I was gonna say you can't, in hindsight for the production crew, it's like, okay, maybe you take the phones knowing that we're gonna merge and you just have our phones that-
Starting point is 00:51:31 But then again, I was working all week too. That was the fucking craziest part where I'd just go and do advisors, pro football show, PMT, and then I'd come out and be like, all right, what just happened? I've been in a cocoon for three hours. We did a bus in the locker room. We had to take down the locker room
Starting point is 00:51:47 because Taylor was wearing a buff. Oh, yeah, we had to do that with Whitney. He wore it the whole time. We had to, I think we... You guys went black and white. I think we went black and white. Yeah. Oh, are we frozen again?
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Starting point is 00:53:34 You really nailed that one Stephen what else you put on the prep sheet today Did you ever watch where in the world is Carmen Steven you watch the new season of squid game Didn't ask us Did you finish did you watch it Haven't seen the new season. I've seen like the reality one and the first one how much TV watching well lot No, not a lot. I don't watch you don't watch other ball other ball Basketball no that was a really cool answer Did you see the big news in college basketball that uh no
Starting point is 00:54:17 Dick Vitale is his doctor said that he can return to calling games his vocal cords have been cleared Yeah, you had like cancer in his vocal cords and he can. Are you serious? He was at the game last night. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, what'd you think about the game last night, Dick? It was awesome, baby.
Starting point is 00:54:37 The big C is no match for Dickie V. That had so many people tweet me that being like, I see Dick Vitale and all I hear is this. That's so many people tweet me that being like I see Dick Vitale and all I hear is this. Unbelievable. An iconic voice has been cucked. Getting voice cucked. By a half Asian man. By a half Asian autist.
Starting point is 00:54:55 He's going to return to the air and everyone's going to think he's doing a Che impression. God damn, this sounds like the yak. All right, Steven, you want to go get Jacob, and we'll get this Plinko going? Oh, Plinko. Yep. So we need to decide the slots. Yeah, so what are we going to decide the slots for? Where do we want it brought, just middle court?
Starting point is 00:55:15 Yeah, wherever we can see it. Are we thinking punishments, prizes? Oh, is that what the stairs are for out there? The ladder. A little punishment. Some prizes and punishments. A hybrid. Dick? What? prizes and punishments. Hybrid. Dick?
Starting point is 00:55:26 What? Oh, there is. That is a stare. Will's doing his side conversation. Will's doing the side conversation about Will. What was that, Will? I was talking to Titus. What were you asking him?
Starting point is 00:55:34 Hang on, wait. So did that really happen with Dave Vitali? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he had cancer. I didn't know if it was a well-just-set-up Che moment. No, no, no. He did have cancer. OK.
Starting point is 00:55:42 No, I knew that part. But I'm saying he's getting to go back to. I think so, yeah. Yeah. It might just be Stephen Che, no. He did have cancer. Okay. No, I knew that part but I'm saying he's getting to go back to I think so. Yeah. Yeah. It might just be Stephen Che though. We would never know. Yeah. Yeah. My my call basketball games. Stephen Che having a call. Over the holidays, I did fire up some PUBG. Ooh. What's PUBG? Oh. PUBG Battlegrounds. What is that? Player Unknown Battlegrounds? It's like Fortnite but oh it's a video. I'm military like more like I say realistic
Starting point is 00:56:07 I mean, it's a video game, but Yeah, it's like fortnight where it's all surviving and the storm comes in nice. You feel bad like Killing having to kill people They know what they sign up for one winner, right? Yeah winner winner chicken dinner. What play PUBG? No, I never it's like about a royale game Yeah, yeah, did you. Did you ever play PUBG? No, I never. It's like about a Royale game, right? Yeah. Did you finish Shrinking? Yes, bro. That series is hard.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I saw your tweet and I finished it at the same time. Yeah. It is like one of the best shows. Yeah. It is so good. And it's fucking just pulls at you. Yeah, and just the whole girl dad thing. Oh, yeah, because you are a busy person.
Starting point is 00:56:45 I mean, you could probably, I don't know how you feel, but I feel like the last few episodes, I'm like on the brink of tears every episode. Yes. No, when I watch that show with my wife, it's just a constant, like I just check. Yeah. You crying?
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah. Like, no, you crying? Hey, yes. Yes. Oh, wow. This thing is awesome. It's incredible. You even put little yaks on it.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Yeah. So if it lands on a yaks skull, that has to be bad. Yeah. So the wheel has to be the wheel. And then the letters, let's think of things that start with the letters. Yeah. So Y, you have to eat a whole raw yam.
Starting point is 00:57:25 A, you have to eat someone's ass. Yes. K, you gotta... That's me, boys. Gotta eat K. Gotta eat K. This is sick, Jacob. Jacob.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Dang. What if it just crumbles That's impressive It is making a noise it is just creaking. There's a lot. So how's the how's the board gonna work? I'm assuming you gotta go to the wheel. We didn't really we probably should have we had a week to figure this out We didn't mm-hmm. Does this replace the wheel? I was thinking that if the wheels only but I'm saying we do this and if it hits't. Does this replace the wheel? I was thinking that at first, but then the wheel's on the wheel. But I'm saying we do this, and if it hits the wheel,
Starting point is 00:58:08 then we spin the wheel. It almost makes it like the wheel stuff will never happen. This could change, like, be a sliver or be like where wheel reset is. It could be a sliver. And then the wheel has a Plinko slot. Right. And it keeps going back and forth.
Starting point is 00:58:22 And each of the letters means something else, yeah. A plinko slot. Right. And it keeps going back and forth. And each of the letters means something else. I think the skulls are you have to go again? The skulls have to be really bad. OK. So each person's going to have to do it.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Why don't we do a few runs, collect some data on it. Yeah, yeah. OK. Get some, uh. Tears. What if it's just funneled toward? I mean, Jacob's a prankster. What if he made it funnel towards the skulls well all right wait?
Starting point is 00:58:49 Let's all make a bet of what this lands on right now. Oh Hey, it's Kay a why Oh I was wondering cuz don't they usually have like that Okay lab, but also don't this doesn't the board have like a glass thing over it. Yeah What was that Build a new stepladder after this. Good job. No, no, not as steep.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Less steep. No, I think if it's very steep. Less steep. Yeah, less steep. Less steep? I got it. Because it's less steep. It couldn't fall forward if it's less steep.
Starting point is 00:59:41 I think the chip has to be heavier. Straight up and down, it'll fall out. Wait, but this is less steep. Straight up and down is the most steep. Right, and this is less steep. Straight up and down is the most steep. Right, and that's when it fell out. Yeah, less steep. Take two. I still think A.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Oh! This is not going well. This is not going well. Jacob, you just got full time, baby. Needed to break. It gets full time full time now starts half-ass and shit. This is not going well. Yeah Okay, all right that you better hope to God it doesn't go in wheel again You better hope to God it doesn't go in wheel again. That's not a whole lot of movement. So the release point is key.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah, not a whole lot of movement. From the middle, from the middle. Center. Yeah, I feel like it's gotta be dropped from... No. Oh. No. Okay. Oh, No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Oh, different ones each. Another one. I only got four pucks. It's perfect. Okay. It's different every time. Okay. Great work, Jacob. Great work. All right, keep it there cuz we want to play with it. Yeah
Starting point is 01:01:09 Who wants to go first? We got to figure out what each one is What if is a skull is after the show ends you have to stay here by yourself for another 30 minutes No, okay So as you got a walk a mile on the treadmill, okay. All right Walk a mile. Yeah on the treadmill? Okay. All right. Walk a mile? Yeah, on the treadmill. That's not too bad. Max incline.
Starting point is 01:01:30 C. T. Tunnel. Turd. Tunnel. Tunnel. Tunnel. You gotta sit in the tunnel. You gotta lick the entire tunnel. Yeah, wait.
Starting point is 01:01:41 H. Hundred. Hundred dollars. Hundred bucks. Have a good day. Hundred bucks... 100. 100 dollars. 100 bucks. Have a good day. 100 bucks. E... Eat something. Wheel...
Starting point is 01:01:54 This is our wheel comes up. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta... Fuck it. Skull's wet. Skull is wet. Skull's wet. A is do something awesome. We have to just be awesome are you guys still gonna do the wheel every day yeah maybe we're gonna figure out what this yeah I think the wheel maybe your name gets taken off the
Starting point is 01:02:13 wheel I think the point I think plinko will be on the wheel mm-hmm so that when it hits plinko we all have to play plinko we just got to figure out what the fuck what about if if so when you play plinko so it hits plinko on the wheel now you go play plinko you as the individual if you get wheel on the plinko board that's a get out of get out of wheel you keep you know so if it ever hits wet you're like remember that time I would like that like the wheel the wheel me the wheels the jackpot earn and get out of the wheel card if you get selected but you don't have to play before right no To get wet and then the future gets wet and it lands on you you're like I'm gonna get out of this
Starting point is 01:02:51 Yes, like you know yeah, yes Yes Original play and stick with the original was the chat saying we need to chat skull has to be very bad. Skull has to be bad. Skull has to be the worst. But there's two skulls. Yeah. If it lands on Skull, you have to go and wake up Mincy next day. Oh, yes!
Starting point is 01:03:11 Good one, good one. Yes, that's great. That's perfect. Oh my God. That's perfect. Oh my God. Oh. T.
Starting point is 01:03:24 H is half court shot. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you got to hit a half court shot. To return to. Yes. Okay. I think one of them should be money. Is that a hundred? The H? Well, no. H is half court shot. What would be? A thousand. A K could be like a kiss Liam.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Oh, he would not like that. Tea. Tea, I'm thinking like tea bag. Have to make Big T laugh. Oh, yes, make Big T laugh. Big T laugh. Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Without him getting the tickle. Oh, no. All right, all right, all right. So half court shot, tickle Big T. The skulls are, we have to go and wake up Minzy. E is... E is email company-wide email. Yeah, Lego titties.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Lego titty company-wide. You know we can't, Steven, like, Steven pointed this out to me today. None of you guys have the ability to email the company. Yeah, Connor ruined it for the rest of us. Yeah, he did. Connor is- Mine go through, right? Email Dave.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I haven't gotten any. I saw David Connor patched up their relationship, TJ. Oh. How so? Was that so? Is that true? Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Oh, no, Jacob. Oh, Dave Reacher. What hurts the most about this? You almost had it, right had her. Oh no Connor. Yeah, I Hate it played 16 games big 10 championship three playoff games. They got way better through it all you literally beat Still the same old Penn State that can't win the big one Dave said you literally beat nobody made no strides same old same old No Connor E alright, so E. Oh, no. Connor.
Starting point is 01:05:06 E. All right, so E. Are we in E? We have tickle big T, half-court shot. E could be exercise. E could be... E could be the mile. Yeah, E could be the mile. E is ex-tile, max, in cli... Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Wheel is wheel. Wheel is wheel. Y is... Y could be like you have to say yes to everything for the next hour. Oh Wow a Jesus this is a bust Is this thing a bust fuck like guys is it a boss?
Starting point is 01:05:38 age There needs to be like a glass cover or something. Yeah. I feel like I've seen that. A could be apple. A for eliminator. A. Oh, E is eliminator is good. Y for yell at a coworker. A is a breakfast with White Sox Dave. A could be apple juice.
Starting point is 01:05:58 We'll get some apple juice. You got to just chug some apple. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we need some easier one. Yeah, yeah. Skulls equal coin flip. Heads is money. Tails is wake up mincey appearance. Oh,, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we need some easier ones. Yeah, yeah. Skulls equal coin flip. Heads is money, tails is wake up mincy appearance. Oh, love that.
Starting point is 01:06:08 That is fun. It's $100 or wake up mincy. What's K? K is... Ketamine. K is duketamine. Yeah. Like a karaoke song?
Starting point is 01:06:18 Oh yes! Oh! Yes, Will! Oh, this thing is a bust. Good job, Will. All right, so we got it. So it's, all right, skulls or coin flip. You either get $100 if you wake up mincy their yaks not schools Oh, they're yaks like yaks. Yeah, T is
Starting point is 01:06:33 Tickle big T But can't it doesn't make a lot like I think make them laugh and it has to be like in here on a stool No, no, I think I think we spy cam spy cam coochie coo You've got to say coochie all right H is half-court shot So you have to see you can't stop to get half-court shot E is you have to walk a mile in the treadmill wheel is wheel why is What was why? The two options was yellow to co-worker or yes for the next hour. Yes to everything for the next hour
Starting point is 01:07:03 yodel in the tunnel Yodel in the tunnel. Yodel in the tunnel. I wouldn't like that. We have a yarn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. T.J., pull up why you're on to something. Yarny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Yankees. Yankee. You got to play for the Yankees. Oh, all season. You got one home run at Yankee. You gotta play for the Yankees. Play for the Yankees. All season you gotta play for the Yankees. One home run at Yankee Stadium. Yacht. Yarn. Yakuza. Yatsi.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Yuck. You have to yank one off in the bathroom. Yoga. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. Youngsters. Youngsters.
Starting point is 01:07:40 You gotta punch a youngster. Yuc. Yuc. Yummy. Oh, what about just yuck and we make you something grits. Oh. Yeah. Make it broad. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster.
Starting point is 01:07:48 You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster.
Starting point is 01:07:56 You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster.
Starting point is 01:08:04 You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. Apple juice apple juice and then K is karaoke. What's apple juice just so shitload of apple you kidding me Kate? All right spin the wheels you have to go up there we should all do one yeah, we should all do Everybody gets one run all right. Oh, we have to do Forward all right, let's let's do it wait clarity What is what it will happen to it land in the wheel slot is it just it's just the wheel But it doesn't count as it doesn't count as our wheel spin for the day I think should be the wheel and it should just be a no it should be two slices should be go again Or you're you're safe. Yeah, mm-hmm. I like that
Starting point is 01:08:38 Do you like the elevator yuck? Why what if like that you have to make everybody genuinely like? or I Like having a yeah, yeah that works. Yeah, I want to leverage my I like that you have to make everybody genuinely like or I like having a yeah, yeah that works Yeah, I want to leverage my yeah, how about my fart today for a vote? Yeah I saved Will's flight Yeah, that was fun. Did you save it? I thought I saw you save it really I think I've ever had someone save a fart Yeah, like going to smell something real stinky well will will said he need thoughts and prayers his flight was delayed and I just sent back this listen I'm not a religious guy but I'm saying a prayer for Willie boy right now
Starting point is 01:09:18 that was the first of the morning fart the high pitch yeah they're nice and tight yeah they've been working their way down asshole tightens up yeah some nice dry runs when you wake up so it was the final answer I know Kate just throw a suggestion for why is it mystery yuck or making other people say yuck I guess mystery yuck so Donnie or someone has the victim of a mystery. Yeah mystery. Yeah. Yeah, okay I want to hide I think you want to hide H. Oh We could do the hide. Yeah, what is H? Wait, what's H half course shop?
Starting point is 01:10:00 Yeah, I do love that avert avert attention away from yourself by a-vade Hey, we could do a could just be hide Hide why the fuck do we have to do it a is a Hiding spot. Oh there it is Brilliant even so the person who does it has to hide and you can't be found
Starting point is 01:10:24 Brilliant even so the person who does it has to hide and you can't be found Yeah, yeah time you have one minute everybody can search for you You got one minute a stands for and and hide and seek yes, it's ancy Who wants to go up first Fuck it I will yeah break it in I do karaoke is my worst nightmare Tickle big T. That's a death tickle be Big T's the worst that the thought of it approaching him makes me you would very anxious so I don't understand what the wheel we landed on is I know I cuz I Got like the power move.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Exercise. Like if you were the one that gets like, get wet, Mark Titus, you're able to play your, I hit the wheel. Play the wheel you earned on the Plinko board, right? What's Y again? Yuck. Yuck. Mystery yuck.
Starting point is 01:11:18 And A is hide and seek. And seek, hide. A is what? Chase so bummed. Karaoke. Chase so bummed A hiding spot didn't get selected. I know you're bummed, dude. Oh no. Oh, he got the wheel!
Starting point is 01:11:37 That's the one we don't quite know. Yeah. Let's see if I have to. It's kind of scary getting up there. But it's not really a wheel if it's only two slivers we need to add one more Dad hey, what's the X goals again? Wake up mitsy that But that's kind of yeah, the schools are kind of the wheel Right if you're doing the 50 50 coin flip50. I think it's just personal wheel.
Starting point is 01:12:05 OK. It's the wheel we have just for you. All right, yeah, but then we add on the slice back on. All right, so yeah, spin the personal wheel for me. That's fair. It's the wheel that we're going to spin at the end of the show just for you. Yeah, so if it's wet, I'm wet.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Yeah. Oh, this is going to suck. I was going to say that. As I said it, I was like, wait a second. We don't lose slivers. Yeah, we don't lose a sliver, so the wheel stays intact. This is Don't lose slip yeah, we don't lose a sliver so the wheel like that all right, so I'm good That was the best case scenario. Hey, holy shit Whoo, it's a little nerve-racking. It's like there's a couple bad ones exercises what walk a mile
Starting point is 01:12:44 The plan if it about you can you could run it go as fast as you can yeah, you can yeah You just gotta complete a mile. I would be walking That's bad wonder if exercise you could do like options like I think there should be options because it's only Yeah, I'm for a mile. It's kind of boring. Well, no, but it's funny just having them walk off screen Yeah, we'll just watch them. Yeah, huh spin me teach. Okay Oh good, I like this Danny get up there I'm weirdly nervous Yeah, I I know I like we go. It'sinko's fun. I like and we could change these too Well now you're safe. Yeah, I'd love Plinko, too It's the best game you guys
Starting point is 01:13:35 Plinko rocks Big T text me nobody is tickling me without getting punched Hi, hi, no, I didn't see one minute No, you're hiding you hide and we seek So he goes and hide. Yeah, we doesn't hide. All right, we kind of so and then we got to go find them We just spin the the wheel to see us go find him because we do the Zoom. Yep Yeah, now do you have a minute to find him or he's got a minute to hide He's got a minute to hide you gotta this might be hard. This is a guy. No, I was just thinking that's a game We play that's very funny
Starting point is 01:14:24 Trying to think where would Danny go? He knew we saw him run that way, so he's gonna be over there. Yeah. Kate, go get him. Oh, god damn it. I go get him right now? Yeah, get the zoom up. Send your text.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Okay. I love this shit. I love this shit. I live for this shit. Okay. How do I flip it? How do I flip it you have to join the coffer good luck up there mark Okay Oh, no Okay. How do I flip it? Oh no.
Starting point is 01:15:07 He's got exercise. He's got exercise. Exercise. God damn it. See you on the treadmill, buddy. What's the T in H? T is tickle T. Tickle T, big T, H is half court shot.
Starting point is 01:15:19 Danny's just gonna have to walk a mile right now. All right, Kate is searching for Danny. Danny. But Kate also hasn't dropped. Jay, you're on deck. TJ, you guys aren't getting out of this. It's a funny vibe to go high into my damn profile. What if I was gonna die?
Starting point is 01:15:36 It's just gonna end up us, like, in all parts of the office. Yes. It's so funny. This is great, because it's not gonna happen often. It's just a sliver of the wheel. Yeah, it's a sliver of the wheel. But when it lands on Plinko, we have to drop puck. Yeah. Oh, yeah Okay, I think we all have to drop puck and we could change these but yeah, it adds a very fun element to the wheel
Starting point is 01:15:53 Absolutely does we needed a new Pete? Oh wait wills going wills going shit What do you end up on wheel will end up on the wheel I up on. Wheel. Will ended up on the wheel. I don't think Kate's ever going to find him. She needs more time. Danny was hiding under the steps this morning scaring people. There needs to be like restrictions of where he can go. Just hear the plane of fitness. Yeah, wait. Check it on Titus. There he is. This is back from chaos. All right, Will.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Oh, that's a good one. Oh, no. Oh, he's good. See, play goes fun. I love this game. I love this game. Kyle, puck. All right, Danny wins. Yeah. Am I done? I mean,
Starting point is 01:16:50 I'm out here. Or should we? Should should it be now? Maybe it's just first floor hiding. Maybe it's go to KB. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh! I mean, four wheels. Yeah. Yeah. There's Titus.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Yeah. Yeah. Running in his rain boots. Kate's never gonna find him. Danny's so good at hiding. All right, KB. Feel good? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Come on, man. Oh no. Oh, good job. Yeah, we're good. Plinko's fun. Yeah. How do you like Plinko? We are, by the way, just wasting dry wood screens.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Ah. Yeah, statistics, yeah. We're fucking ourselves. So is there any prize potential? Yeah, the y yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spin the office wheel. I want to see somebody else. Like, we spin the office wheel once a day for a playoff drop. Yeah, let's get somebody else. I think more on this wheel slice. What do you mean? More than just, like, what?
Starting point is 01:18:12 Do we make a custom Plinko wheel? I think a custom wheel, we got to think of. Hey, now that I'm through that, I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you got to have more of a chance to get something negative. Oh, yeah, there should be a custom... I see what you're saying. When you hit wheel on Plinko, there should be a custom Pl get something negative. Yeah. Oh, yeah There should be a custom I see what you're saying when you hit wheel on plinko
Starting point is 01:18:26 There should be a custom plinko right yes Like one of them's two pucks you drop two pucks at once and have to do both Or it's like if you make the wheel apart like a decently positive thing you have to do the E and the Y be like extremely Bad things if you're trying to go for something beneficial. I think we can modify this to make it more Gamey and yes, yeah great first. Yeah, and I think we should get like at least five people. Yes Yes, five Five to ten five to ten magic Brandon gets exercise Now what a mile what she's gone for mincy. Oh
Starting point is 01:19:00 She wants the hundred oh You gotta go hide Only first floor There you go now. We're cooking okay only this floor only the Alright spin wheel you have to go find her What a great podcast this is now if Titus gets selected he's got to go find him and finish his mile yes Yeah Is there a question
Starting point is 01:19:40 Spin the big wheel TJ. Let's get someone else out here. There's gotta be a prize for finding them too. Yeah. If you get found, you have to drop the puck again. Oh yeah, within a certain time. Oh, Stephen Chase. God damn it. That's two then. Yeah, Stephen has dropped two pucks.
Starting point is 01:19:59 He's gotta drop two pucks. And if you don't find her within a minute, you gotta drop another puck. How are you there? And you're here. How are, you're right there. I didn't know that had that ceiling. All right, Che, one minute to find Kate, first floor.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Put a timer up. Danny, you can come back if you're watching. Danny, come back, I'll text Danny. One minute might, is that enough? No, probably not Nick. There's got to be another squid game joke with Che going to find I've no we can make that joke towards anybody doesn't find it was just he has to get shot right in the face If he finds her immediately she might be good at hiding too. I don't want to let this go.
Starting point is 01:20:57 That's where you were. You found her? No way. Alright, this is a Plinko show. Alright, so the defined rules are... I can't go upstairs. Checking under the steps I bet Shit in the women's room check So yes drop three pucks down yeah, if he doesn't find her he has 30 seconds Oh, no, okay
Starting point is 01:21:38 So a is and seek that person runs you connect with zoom if you're found in a minute you drop another puck if you're aren't Found to that person that doesn't find you drops a puck quite simple very simple Hey that would work five seconds Steve Hey, What the hell? That's it. That's it. Three pucks for Steven. Oh my god. Look at the- Kate. Oh, Kate got you good dude. Oh, he went by her? She sent a video of him walking past her.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Oh, no way. What a big fuck you. Oh my god Jay you're out of time go back go No one would look right under mincy's desk. Oh I didn't see mince. No. I'm just kidding. I can't reveal my spot. Oh man That was the only one I missed the I was in the bathroom to hide and seek one, so I just hide and you all look for a minute after.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Yeah, yeah, just one person. Just one person. I don't know, but you have to drop three pucks now. One, two, three. You got your regular one, the office wheel spin one, and then not finding her in a minute. Oh, it's a penalty. Okay, got it too, Kate's hiding.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Yes. Where'd Jacob go? Oh no! So he has to drop three. Stephen just said, of course Stephen asked a question. He said, is this safe? I think he still has one more in him before he drops. Nope. before he drops. No. What are you gonna do? He got a tickled tea. He got a big tea. Drop another one. See what else you got. He's got a big tea. You gotta hide! Okay, maybe this one's a little more. Alright, one more.
Starting point is 01:23:53 He's gotta drop three. And now if he's found it under a minute, he has to drop one more. Nope. We gotta put glass over it, Jacob. They didn't have plexiglass on the right side. Just foul. Wheel. Alright, wheel.
Starting point is 01:24:17 We gotta redo the wheel though, right? No, we'll do it for today. We'll just do the regular one. Wet here. Wet? And then we'll just have to find him soaking wet. Yeah. All right, so let's do it in reverse order. Do the wheel. Then we'll do hide and seek.
Starting point is 01:24:30 Then I'll tickle big teeth. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. All right, so in his boots All right, you're Now you got to go hide You got to stay on the first level for any other should we I be taking video? No, no, should we restrict any other areas? No restrooms. No restrooms for first level. Okay, and I only have to do it for a minute. Should we say nothing back behind the Yeah, I don't know I I don't want to restrict it to mark pass the tunnel sign I think there's plenty of places pat nothing pass the tunnel sign cuz only one minute the person has to find you when you when you Get found they just have to see you right? Yeah. Yeah, nothing pass. Nothing pass the tunnel sign. No, but
Starting point is 01:25:24 All right, nothing passes. I'm a sign no. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Wait. All right. Yeah, you got it We have to grow. Yeah, it's like I can go get it. Can't just alright spin it spin it The person is a dry humpy for a minute You're gonna know is Nick Go find that bitch Go find that fucking go find that motherfucker I don't know how to spin it All right one minute
Starting point is 01:26:05 You know how we hire a weather girl just to do her own jobs like advisors? We should do that with like, Ivana White here for the Plinko book. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you tell her where you want her to put the Plinko and everything, but you don't.
Starting point is 01:26:18 So then we have someone to blame. Oh, he would be in the Quick Picks room. Loves that show so much. be in the quick picks room loves that show so much so if he doesn't find him the Nick has to drop a puck yeah hey what's going on just looking for Did I miss him? Why are you guys laughing in here? Is he not? How am I doing on time? 17 seconds left.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Yeah. So bad. No, elapsed. Yeah. collapsed Or he's gonna go again on the plinko board What what is he gonna? What are we gonna do about the tickle T? He's gotta go tickle him is he here today? I didn't see him It's big tea That's good work
Starting point is 01:27:22 What was the time you put on them I I in boots? No, not even a decent job. It's good I was trying to not sweat and I felt the sweat coming on. Yeah, just stop and walk and then I figured The game would just yeah, you gotta go again Tickle a T Stevens in the torture right now. This is his fourth. Yeah, it's his fourth time going. Yeah, we spun the whole office wheel and it landed on some new rules. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:28:01 We go. We go. But keep it there. Keep it there. Yes. There. Yeah. That will also count. Yeah, this counts as well. Better hope that gets done. That's yours still. No, we go we go but keep it there keep it there. Yes Still That'll count us to it will count as two if you hit your other one Yeah, well I go for it. Don't say one more. What are your thoughts on Plinko, man? Yeah. Oh no, keep it there. Oh! Oh, you got it going good.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Another puck. So funny, because anybody else would get to just pick it up. Yeah. Yeah. Steven's six puck. I mean, if they all four get stuck. It's... You gotta leave it!
Starting point is 01:28:43 Fuck. Wait, that one's stuck in the air. I want them all to ball at the same time. Oh no you got to drop it. Hey try to hit them all Jay Jay for to hit these two on the worst stock boxes your right ass. You have an opportunity to be a legend. Yeah go go yeah go for your right side. Turning into a game of mine super. All the way to the. Oh. Grab that top top one top one top one. Yeah yeah. Rose playing connect for. I want them all to drop so bad. Jake, you want to straighten out that board just to make sure it's good. Yeah, maybe while it's fall.
Starting point is 01:29:34 Yeah, that's just not sound. Okay. And then Jake, when he drops it, straighten it out the board. Yeah, just so this one doesn't fall out. Maybe the nip. It drops it, straighten it out, the board. Yeah, just so this one doesn't fall out. Maybe manip. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no!
Starting point is 01:29:49 Oh no, Steve! Oh. He's got a mile, a double tickle, a big T, and a wake up mincey possible appearance. All right. All right. All right. How about T is get tickled oh
Starting point is 01:30:07 Yes, by the who's been the office, but yeah 30 seconds. Yeah, lay down on your back Lay down on your back. They could tickle you wherever they want all right. They could touch you wherever Alright, so you have a coin? T is that touched Second somebody on the office who has to touch you however they opt We're about to get another Whitney Cummings video Landed in touch So two people have to come and tickle
Starting point is 01:30:40 Unless we want to change it to touch a touch Just touch them you they could tickle them if they want it just has to touch. Touch. Just touch them? They could tickle them if they want. It just has to be touching, Jay. It could tickle. Yeah. I like touch. If you laugh, you gotta do another 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:30:54 Can't laugh. But if you have to guess who's touching you. You have to guess who's touching you. Yes. If you get it right, you've turned the tables. So you better tickle somebody be somebody yeah are you ready yeah give me the heads heads tails tails number fails I'm gonna let it drop is it yeah that's what I do oh all right you get a hundred bucks. Oh,
Starting point is 01:31:25 alright. Time to get 100 bucks. Okay. And then, what am I doing? I have to find Big T? No, you have to close your eyes and lay down. And we're going to spin the office wheel. Two people are going to come tickle you. You have to try to guess
Starting point is 01:31:34 who. Well, it's your choice. Do you want to, you have two tickles. Do you want one at a time? I have two tickles. Yeah, you have two tickles. You want one at a time or do you want two people at once? And I have to guess them, right? They have
Starting point is 01:31:42 to tickle you till you guess them. Unfortunately. Not until you guess. Yeah, I think you got to get him right. He's got to get him right. He's got to get him right. And I have to guess them, right? They have to tickle you till you guess. Unfortunately, not until you get to get them right. He just rattle. Yeah, what a great idea. They can they'll stop tickling.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Yes, it's like Rumpelstilts one at a time, but I have to be first. Okay. Oh wait, wait, wait. All right, go pee and we'll get the two people, but we can't wheel. Yes, coal company. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Uh-oh. No, not quite. No. You'd think on your, no, flip roll over. Back shots. What the fuck is this? Yeah, where do you want to back?
Starting point is 01:32:27 Where are you, Steve? We know you're used to this pose. All right, give him something to put over his face so he can't see. OK. Is there a costume thing? He used to have blindfolds. Jay's pack?
Starting point is 01:32:37 We got blindfolds. Yeah, he is. Jay's always packing. Dude, his dick doesn't fit inside of the wide body armor. Like, the tip of his dick doesn't fit in this. We were driving once, and he was like, his dick doesn't fit inside of the wide body armor. The tip of his dick doesn't fit in this. We were driving once, and he's like, my penis can't fit. I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:54 Oh my god. Taylor said that every time. Gurth. He said that about him. We kill them. Yeah. That's embarrassing. OK.
Starting point is 01:33:02 All right, so. Oh, he's already laughing. So, so, uh, so the person who... I'll go get the person. Obviously don't say who it is out loud. Or, Blutman, you go get the person. You come watch. You go get the person, and you need to explain to them that they have to come in here, don't
Starting point is 01:33:20 say anything, and they have to tickle Stephen Shay until the... Stephen Shay says the person's name. OK. Do you penalize for wrong answers? No. No. Maybe. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:33:31 You got to make sure the person's here, too. Oh. Ha ha ha ha! That person here, though? No. Yeah. I don't always is. Oh no. She might. Oh, do it again. Yeah. Now you're trying to throw him off. It was you, Jay. Yeah. Okay. Is that person here today? I don't know. All right, let me go get that person Hmm, okay, oh there No, you can't get any hints the hint the element is the tickling yeah blubbin just went to get them Or her or her oh
Starting point is 01:34:26 Here we go all right all right coming back all right ready the person is here Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Ha ha ha. Spider. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I don't fucking know what it was. Al. Al.
Starting point is 01:34:52 Keep going. Al. Keep guessing. Sa? Sa's right here. Sa's right here. Al. Al.
Starting point is 01:34:58 Jack McCarthy. Jack McCarthy. Ha ha ha. Hinkle. Hinkle. Ha ha ha. Max. Why are you moving like that? Max means no.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Trey. Where is that here today? Getting delirious. Still not here. Danny. No. Nick. Yeah. Haha, still not here Danny no Nick yeah All right that was one Chame I good tickler is really good. Oh, that Okay, go get that person. Explain to him. I should use better context clues.
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Starting point is 01:36:38 Use code AWL for free delivery. When was the last time you got tickled before that, Stephen? You gotta not move as much. I mean, what am I supposed to do? I'm getting tickled. I don't I'm not like a braggart. I try not to be I was doing really really well Take those tickles like a man. I knew all your spots It'll be interesting to see everyone's tickling technique. Mm-hmm. Everybody's got a different how creepy would it be if like Che guesses right away? All right Che this person here yes Doug Shane This is touch too so they could
Starting point is 01:37:33 Danny white talk Steve start choking him Large put a timer if he doesn't get in 30 seconds. Yes, you put oh, yeah Rules are rules Steve Rules are rules, baby chef Donnie. He does He doesn't tickle like chef Donnie Who is this? Watch mincy And time I'm feeling. A man's hands. Turned into GeoGuessr. They were wearing a watch. Minty. Shit. Who laughs like that?
Starting point is 01:38:08 And time. Time. Who is it? It was Zupy. Damn it. All right, get back up on the Plinko board, Steven. Zupy, good form, brother. Good job, Zupy.
Starting point is 01:38:16 Good job. Wait, is Steven Osem? Yeah, I got the wheel. No, I don't know. We'll just have you go on the Plinko board one last time. Aw, that's horrible. There's some, we're gonna, you know. Flush it out.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Yeah, tweak this and make it great. But tickle's funny. Tickle. He does not like to be tickled. I think I would lose my shit. I'd be so mad. Getting tickled for that Yeah, maybe we tweak it between now and the next time somebody hits a tee
Starting point is 01:38:59 Yeah, but for now tickle this tickles pretty good testicle shot Karaoke okay would be awesome. Oh no. Again. Oh. Don't drop it here, drop it up there. So how's my mind going down? What is it? Yuck.
Starting point is 01:39:31 Yuck. Oh no, you gotta yuck. You gotta yuck. You gotta go have something gross. Yuck. Can I have my dumb caveat? I'm just throwing bad ideas out there. You have one minute to fart into the mic, and if you can't, then...
Starting point is 01:39:46 Yuck. Okay. You can yuck us. Stephen, you got to fart? Yeah, it's yuck or be yucked. He said he has to pee earlier. You're going to have to kink the hose. Do you have to fart? Good news, you can nix your yuck.
Starting point is 01:40:02 You have a way out of your yuck. Via the ass. So dumb. Oh, you're using your tickle mic? And start the time. Is this just a Stephen James torch? Put it on his back. Put it in your butt. What if you can't fart instead of eating something gross
Starting point is 01:40:24 because you don't have that prep. You just drop another puck Yeah, yeah, I like that Come on Che come on Che we believe in you Nothing close close a turd Nothing even close to a fart You want to give up lock in no push it Jay push You have 22 seconds push a little bit if you let a pee little pee go it does Yeah, it helps do the white boy rig rock back and forth get my mind seen
Starting point is 01:40:59 push a buzzer beater fart Eight seven six push with all your might Shay you see his hair shaking No fart time and board back to the board blanks again Wow I Think this is the longest round of Plinko we've ever had The archives I dropped I can't remember yeah, cuz you draw was yeah today I dropped one you just dropped the wall. I just dropped. I did one one. I got dry away Awesome. Yeah, I think this might be the longest round we've had well good luck Steve All right, Steve. We're rooting for you. I mean you got to get out of this funk brother
Starting point is 01:41:46 It's damn bad luck in a slump Steven just bad at Blink oh yeah I think he's gonna be a hundred more dollars. Steven just bad at Blinko. Yeah, I think he is. Oh, could be a hundred more dollars. Yeah, could be a hundred more dollars. And I think you're out of Blinko now. Oh, yeah, that's right. You just have to run a mile after this. Oh, yeah. Did he land on that? Skull should be you have to drop an extra puck. Like you have to pick it up and drop two pucks.
Starting point is 01:42:24 I like the gambling aspect of the skull though All right, Steve. There's your coin Tails again number fails Yeah, Oh 200 bucks not bad do you want to go double or nothing? We have to do another plinko $400 I'll flip again $400 if I get What's this this K care wheel knows we those skull skull yak? What are you pitching him right now? No, no, no, but if you you're gonna flip either way right if you're gonna he's gonna flip
Starting point is 01:43:07 But in order for him to flip you have to now go do another one. Yeah Oh, so whatever punch when I get I get another flip So you could flip get the 400 and then go do it again and then get a 500. Yeah Get another hundred. Yeah, yeah $500 just gotta do a plinko and then you get a double. Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't think that's a bad move I think it's a good move. You like money the potential. I'm hot 500. All right, all right, go plink. Oh, oh, I thought we flipped first No, no, I flip after okay, but it can't eliminate the flip. No, no your flip happens no matter what yeah, you get the flip All right, nice to the board
Starting point is 01:43:53 Yeah, I know he's gonna do like seven thousand dollars off me Gonna suck so bad. What's he aiming for? Oh Anything but that Steven oh Wheel in another flip, but there's two flips there's two flips now two flips Yeah, and what are the two what are the two yes mincy show in I really want you to get this Steve. All right, you're going tails again never fails. Ah Nothing One more flip one more flip.
Starting point is 01:44:45 You get one more flip. For $100. For $100. And then you have to spin the wheel. So you can win upwards of $100. And you got a karaoke. I didn't get a karaoke. No, you don't have the karaoke yet.
Starting point is 01:44:53 I thought he had the K. K is carry, no, he hit the, this is the next coin flip. All right, this is for mincey or $100. Tails? Oh, I thought it was $100 or nothing. No, it's mincey, wake up mincey or $100. This is for this one. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, it's me wake up. You're 100 bucks. This is for this. Okay. Okay is for this one. You're back to zero gotcha gotcha Okay, okay, you should have done the Pills number fails she was ended with 200
Starting point is 01:45:15 Tales cannot fail Now wheels that wheels going that's pretty cool We can just that's crazy you had to go so much so the wheel the wheel can't be good Yeah, they're talking about redoing the wheel. Oh, no. What? Woo. Whoa. You're right. Not bad. All right, good luck.
Starting point is 01:45:49 All right, you want to do one more Plinko for one more wheel? Uh, I feel like I should cut my losses at this point. Going on. You're up $100. Pretty good. Yeah, thanks. OK.
Starting point is 01:45:59 Great work, Jay. We should redo the wheel. Yeah, we should redo the wheel. We got to redo the wheel. The wheel. The wheel has to, we should redo the wheel. We gotta redo the wheel. The wheel. You say, yeah, yeah, yeah. The wheel has to be special to Plinko. So I think the wheel should be a 50-50 wheel
Starting point is 01:46:10 where either you win the opportunity to get out of the punishment when it becomes your turn, or the other 50 is if it lands on wet or towel whip or whatever, you jump to the front of the line. So it's either like the get out of the punishment or it is your punishment. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:29 So that way there's a gambling aspect where it's like in the same way the wake up mince you the a hundred dollars. Yeah. It's like a, there's an incentive to go after the wheel cause then you could be like, I want that free. Yes. When it hits wet, I'm gonna play my idol so to speak.
Starting point is 01:46:42 Yeah. Get out of it. But could be the opposite. It's not it hits wet, it'm going to play my idle, so to speak. Yeah. Get out of it. But it could be the opposite. Next time it hits wet, it's automatically you. So instead of automatic, I think every time you, so when you spin the Plinko wheel, it's basically a nope-I-do. And then the other half should be add a slice.
Starting point is 01:46:59 So if we get to wet, you have two slices now. So it could continue forever. OK, yeah. You could end up having six slices on the wheel now. So it could continue forever. Okay, yeah. You could end up having six slices on the wheel. Yeah, that could be it. Yeah, yeah. So that way there's still a not automatic. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:12 I'm just so inconsistent. Uh, Kate owes another spin for not finding Danny and hide and seek. Jay has a mile. Oh, damn. Jay has a mile. Yay. When you say consistency, you mean the chat. Yes.
Starting point is 01:47:24 Oh, come on, Kate. It'll be a bad sport. When you say consistency you mean the chat. Yes Be a bad sport Now this will be che if you do chase gotta do the mile if you do it in six minutes you get it you get a free Don't run the mile but you got to do three pucks. Oh, that's a good deal actually. Three more plinko pucks. Oh yeah, so you got a chance to win a few hundred bucks. You can nix the mile with three pucks. And we have a reinvented wheel situation on the pinnacle bar.
Starting point is 01:47:55 Ooh. Tickle. Jay, what are you thinking? You can go, you can do another Plinko chain instead of the mile. I think he's crunching numbers. What? Sorry. One for one. I think you go three. No, three. No way. No, you get one Plinko, but if you get a mile, you have to do it. Do two miles now. Yeah. So you're just giving him. So if you get, yeah, if it gets any, I bet he drops two pucks and not do a million it's no no he if he drops a puck he doesn't have a mile but if it lands on mile again he has to do too I think
Starting point is 01:48:33 a mile is a lot worse than just dropping one puck yeah drop the point be getting scammed here drop the oh if I knew I had that opportunity I would have ran the mile it well it's a it's a that's bullshit all evolving I would have definitely all evolving where are you running the mile it well it's a it's a that's bullshit all evolving I would have definitely all evolving where are you running the mile Steven I was getting ready for it and basketball no just go on the plinko board again bro hey take it from someone who just ran the mile you do not want to run the mile yeah it's sock dude it sucks so bad it was It was the worst route for another mile. Yeah And if he wants to go again, it doubles Could have still just ran the mile. Is he doing it?
Starting point is 01:49:12 We cannot let this end 12-hour yeah We gotta redo the wheel now you drop in this breaks record for most plinko drops I'm gonna think but about, yeah. 2025. He is going to end up winning though, you guys. You know that. He already has a hundred bucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:30 Oh! But he did have 400 at one point. That means you got to drop again. That was too... No! Has Jacob gone? No. No.
Starting point is 01:49:40 I feel like he's... Oh, he's... The board. I think you want to install it, right? He's got the Blinko yips. He's changing his strategy. Oh, no, no, no. I see. Don't run a mile, though. Thank God. He almost got that. Oh no. Oh no. All right, so you don't have to run a mile though.
Starting point is 01:50:05 Thank God. He almost got that. Where are we doing this, right? No, we'll keep it consistent for today. Yeah, we don't want to be, like, we don't want to rip Jay off. Yeah. Okay, you're good, Jay. You're out.
Starting point is 01:50:24 Let's go. You're out of the Plinko. Wow. Okay, you have one last one No, she does not actually definitely does not oh All right cake get down on the ground Do you want this do you want us to pick a female? We could pick a female Or pick a female you get you get down. I'll get a female for you You get down. I'll get a few yeah a dude might come in here to start blasting her She gets it gets it right right is that
Starting point is 01:51:09 white-sized David again just like it did it summer camp yeah she knows that dick oh this is bad, this is so weird Okay, getting on a blindfold blindfold okay, so my circle of dudes You want to just stand up yeah, maybe just stand out. I don't you know I will have the men bring you to your knees instead That I voted laying down in the front. Yeah. All right here who's gonna come touch you? This is like squid games. I don't know if that might Out of this camera. I really don't like this. Yeah, I don't want to be in anything that could be clipped here
Starting point is 01:52:04 No, I don't like this kind of stuff. This is like the talent okay page no Caitlin. Oh, it's a delicate touch mad mad dog Mackenzie Casey it's a delicate light touch Feathery so not one of the The rough today who's here today? Oh my god my brain is blank Stephanie Page Caitlin my brain is fucking Mackenzie mad. Oh, wait, isn't there a timer? Light feathery touch All the guys cheering around the tickling Oh, you're sick! He's watching two girls tickle. Look at the big smile on his fucking face.
Starting point is 01:53:06 And then he went cross-legged. Because he's hard. Oh, he's rock hard. Yuck. Oh! He kind of covered it up. Oh, man. Is that the least sexy girl gettingle the girl getting tickled by girl
Starting point is 01:53:30 All right, let's spin the whole company wheel somebody has to drop a puck then let's wrap yeah Oh Caitlin Walker and Walker. Yes, she's sick. So spin again Yes, yes go go or one more oh no Oh One in those pits Not get to you Blutman not get to whatever you do blow. Oh, no actually K is probably his nightmare What we having to do I want to see Blotman try to fart, I wanna see him... I wanna see him fart. Oh man.
Starting point is 01:54:28 He's doling us out. Playing us a song, Mr. Piano. Yeah, he's gonna sound like text to speech. Siri. Choose wisely, Blotman. That's what I'm trying to think! I mean, this could be a disaster. Jay's on the next episode of one
Starting point is 01:54:45 whenever that is about that touch fart you have one minute to fart I don't have to fart I know my parts all right so then go. We might be here for a long time. Hey, come on. Alright, dollars or one. He's getting down from the ladder. Just give him 15 minutes. No, which one would you rather have? Well, yeah, here. There's your coin.
Starting point is 01:55:34 This is tails. This is heads called near. Okay. Tails. Now look. How'd it box? Box. Nice. I, I, I'm just happy. I didn't get tickled. Yeah, that's we thought karaoke would be your fear Dan think
Starting point is 01:55:54 I think that whole thing is a disaster Other bucks, so you'd like hide-and-seek I've actually I think we should have a high and sweet night. Yeah, that would be fun. What would you sing for karaoke national anthem? What's your favorite song just think of a song doesn't he's not a music guy the something from Pokemon Pokemon theme song no, okay Town or so, I don't know in your town. Yeah Background lavender town or so. I don't know. Lavender town, yeah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:24 Lavender town? I own music, man. No karaoke DJ is going to have Lavender Town. Yeah, that's probably true. Plan B? You have one song. I don't. You have a song.
Starting point is 01:56:36 Like an annoying song. What's the Golden Knights' goal song? Don't know. They say Vegas on it. OK. So it fits. Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. No, it's not that. But that's a good song. DJ. Mm-hmm. He's gonna sing an instrumental. Viva Las Vegas is a great song. Liam, good work. Great work. Avoiding your nightmares. Just stay here for one more second. Just one more second. Viva Las Vegas. That's a great song. Great song. How does it go again? Dadada, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Wait, TJ, you got it? No? You want me to play the karaoke? Yes! I can't play music. We'll get copyrighted.
Starting point is 01:57:45 I thought you could do the non-copyrighted karaoke. I could try. It's probably gonna get copyrighted. Wait, I thought that we've done that before. Yeah, that was like two years ago. Oh, okay, nevermind. Okay, bye, thank you. Thanks, Liam.
Starting point is 01:57:57 You should've said something, TJ. We're just gonna sit here forever. Oh, man. All right, we'll spin our wheel. You know it's going to be wet. Has to be. It's going to be wet. We just burned so many drives. Oh god damn it. Oh god damn it. Let's rumble. Let's rumble. That was such a gambler's fallacy too and it just was true. It was so true. Alright who can we add?
Starting point is 01:58:39 Well everybody that was in today. Yeah Blotman. Oh wait. Gia? Max? Max is watching hard as a zoopy zoopy are we counting everyone that was part of the football player no no so people they can't group unfortunately Gruden has how many men oh yeah Gruden was on I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:59:08 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:59:16 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:59:24 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he's born minced This bodes well was Jacob ever actually in here no Who else was on here The Malisek walk through the threshold Yeah, talk on camera shit Should tape be on here since group thought you were tate probably this isn't as many as I wanted okay I thought there was way more Did you get zoopy oh he didn't talk He didn't say a word. Oh. He really liked when Chase said he had thick hands, though. Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 02:00:14 I would have enjoyed that. I think it's ready. Do they have to be sitting to count on the wheel or just talking on the episode at one point? They have to be. Cody was making some code. I was talking. It's usually sitting. Yeah. Did you talk to so we should probably take off. Did you talk to Cody today? Why? Oh, why? Oh, the, the present he gave me. Those my present. That's why. Yeah. No, it's sick. It's sick. I'm gonna put up in my office Yeah, that's where I was gonna put it in my office
Starting point is 02:00:49 What he just gave it to me? Yeah, what is it? It's a Grateful Dead tour poster Cody hit me with the do you want a grateful that you want a dead and company Wrigley Field poster? I went to a concert got a poster now. I don't really have a use for it. Do you want it? I was like, yeah, man, that's sick. I said yeah. Yes Didn't hear from him for a while My daughter in this morning showed it to me. I was like Yeah, he's like, what do you think big cats gonna love this? Oh
Starting point is 02:01:17 And he goes he goes you didn't seem that excited when I asked you goes I thought you said I thought you were trying to like just be nice. So I'm gonna give it to big cat now credit to Cody. I do love it Yeah, no shit. I mean I love it. Yeah, I love it. It's a great poster He's very very funny if I had a second one I gave it to you. No, no, you should take the poster I don't know. I said if I had a second. Yeah, I don't have Just rethinking my guy who works on two of my shows I don't have one. I have one. I'm just rethinking my guy who works on two of my shows. Why is he hired here? He was hired for the Mark Titus show. Okay. Yeah, and that could be anyone's show. Yeah, right, right. I can't remember what he was doing before. I think he was sucking cock for crack.
Starting point is 02:01:58 He was sucking cock for crack in an alleyway before I entered his life. No, I just found it interesting. That's awesome. One dream job to the next. I told him, he goes, he, by parting words, he was like, so what should I do with this? And then I said, you know what to do. You'll do the right thing. That's why I was curious.
Starting point is 02:02:14 Did he? Yeah. Yeah, and he gave it to you. So that's interesting. That's fucked. I want to have a team meeting. I have to rally the boys together. All right, spin this.
Starting point is 02:02:23 Let's get this over with it's gonna suck I think it's gonna be me I'm gonna take off my shoes I love making Cody nervous in the torture chamber I can't get enough it's not good for you dude you deserve it seriously you deserve it well you're not you're not worried not yet I'm gonna have to put my shoes back on oh no you're as good as drenched bitch what a colossal mistake what a colossal mistake I got a bed I don't feel good anymore ever TJ holy shit I don't think I've ever seen it's never TJ colossal mistake that was this is oh thank God it's me
Starting point is 02:03:18 hey lock in stay in it I can't I think I fucked myself so bad. I'm gonna put my shoes back on. Reverse it. Oh, really? I was gonna say right. Fuck! You gotta stay in it. I know, I'm putting my shoes back on. I'm good.
Starting point is 02:03:35 Oh no. Titus, it's always us. It's always, yeah, always, every time. Hey, Gruden, sleeper. Nick's taking his shoes off it's making a play for it oh you fuck keep going yes haha every fucking time well you've been watching the show a long time do you remember what wheel where Haha every fucking time
Starting point is 02:04:09 We've been watching the show a long time. Do you remember what we'll wear wasn't me? I don't remember What showdown every time I watch fucked up always single time, dude Now a sec we'll have to do it for oh, this is pissing your pants? No, if you get swept. It's all tight. It is for Scrooge. I mean, that feels... I feel scared for Kevin. So I think Gruden left.
Starting point is 02:04:36 I'll say this. Should you FaceTime him right now? If Gruden gets it, should we just say that next time he's in, we're going to get him wet? What should we say? No, we have to have Malisek get him wet when they're back down in Florida. Yes. Surprise wet for Malisek.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Yes. Yes. Yes. Malisek, Malisek, get in here. Malisek, get in here. Big Cat or... Wait, when Malisek sits down, we'll have... Gatorade bath.
Starting point is 02:05:00 We had Malisek. Gatorade bath. Any wet. Big Cat, you go Gatorade bath on him. Yeah. Malisek, surprise Gatorade bath on him. Yeah, now sex surprise Gatorade bath sit down We got to talk about Gruden He's on the wet wheel. He's on the wet wheel We decided that if he gets it
Starting point is 02:05:16 You're gonna have to Gatorade bath, but the thing is also add mouse. It could also be you now. Yeah Okay, oh He's too. Oh, they don't add don't add him. Fuck fuck it. No. No don't add him. He that was a bad attitude Uh, I don't know. It's still at Yeah, I don't know I was thinking about it. I think we still at him Oh Look at that you took that away from your boss That was huge well well well Jake oh Boy isn't this interesting. Oh, he took his shoes off. It was really hoping. I was really pulling for you
Starting point is 02:05:50 I think I was wearing this sweatshirt when I had to piss myself So I don't like the I Don't like the vibe. Yeah, we're on mark piss watch. I don't like The pattern that's forming here we're on piss watch red alert piss watch you gotta pee I have to pee I don't have to pee I just peed 10 months ago. I have I'll pee on your pay on my pants My need to just put out the last picture I was wearing like the exact same thing I'm not shit I think I was wearing this Come on don't make him piss
Starting point is 02:06:45 Mouse that could be the bigger man to just take the piss for you Why is that on me? I mean I've pissed before and yeah, you would never have you'll piss again. Oh That's your piss sweatshirt dude, so I've never worn this sweatshirt I'm never wearing this sweatshirt Mike I don't know what to do. I don't have to piss We have to go yeah Put his hands in water last time I had last time I was like this sucks But I at least have to piss so I'll just knock it out and get it over with I You made the I just last time
Starting point is 02:07:20 What's that? What's gonna happen now? Alright anyone can piss for him Starting now, okay Yeah, I'm not like pee in their pants in their pants. Unfortunately, just a little bit. No No a lot of I was gonna I was gonna release a little bit for you Titus, but So well you're saying you have some in the chamber and the boys want to hoop I have to the boys in the cave It's a full flow Like I said here piss myself. That'd be crazy. Yeah, they'd be fucking nuts
Starting point is 02:07:51 Titus I'm trying Titus if you can't I'm trying you think you got it. I mean I'll fucking step Step up for my boy. I'm trying push it. I'll stop for my boy. I'm trying to push it. I'll step up for my boy And that would mean a lot to the community I Think my would be a lot of piss if I pissed I don't want to Oh Don't say we're never boys Oh I got a little! I always got your back bro! Oh my god! That's so much pain! See you everyone on Monday! I got a little! Oh It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shopper do a Yankee swap!
Starting point is 02:09:26 It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Hell yeah! Have a safe weekend everybody. Go piss your pants this weekend. Have a good one. Stay safe. Love you guys. See you Monday.
Starting point is 02:09:55 Bye.

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