The Yak - It's Wet Wheel Day! | The Yak 1-28-22
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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Should we just call a show?
That's the show?
We've said plenty to each other.
Should we just go over it?
We just did the full meeting.
That's the act.
It was a good meeting.
Owen and Sass were late.
20 minutes late.
20 minutes late.
I checked the thing.
We left at 11.19.
Typically, it takes 10 minutes to get there.
Sass, kiss.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Just say you didn't make it in time.
We didn't make it in time.
I mean, technically, everybody was late except for me and Nick.
I was taking a shit.
We were very late.
You were here and taking a shit.
I was here at 11.25.
I went and took a shit, and then I got up there at like 1132.
It was shocking how much traffic we were in.
You guys live pretty...
We do live really close.
Why don't you walk? Or train?
Well, not that. We don't live that close.
Take a choo-choo.
I don't know.
That was a productive meeting.
We were firing on all cylinders.
All seven of us.
Wish you guys had been there.
Full list is
ready to go. A third option for abortion
would be great. Yeah.
Full list is
ready to go. I think we should do
two balls for the Lakers one. Yeah, there's two
balls. I think we might want to do three. No.
I need to see that one happen.
No, so we'll get it.
Let's just say we're fucked.
We're fucked.
With these balls.
Yeah, there's a ball that we added that you have to wear a full Lakers jersey every day.
And we've also had a headband and a shooting sleeve.
No, a full Kobe Bryant get-up.
But not Kobe.
No, a different Lakers.
No, it's LeBron.
I was going to buy a LeBron and a Russell Westbrook.
And then the backpack and the duffel bag for the airport?
No, I really think we should.
I looked them up.
They're hysterical.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Dude, just imagine one of us pulling up to the airport just bright yellow.
I'm going to buy it all after this.
Head to toe.
People are going to be coming up to you asking if you're on the Lakers.
They will.
No, they're going to be like, you must be like a man.
You must be like a man.
That's going to be an awkward conversation.
I don't think so at all.
I'm going to have to avoid that.
You're going to be in a full Lakers uniform with a headband and a shooting sleeve.
Not a single one of us could even remotely be mistaken.
It's the pro and voter that we won't get.
Are you on a Lakers own?
It's going to be so awkward.
You're going to be getting so many looks.
It's going to be hysterical.
The look, yeah.
You should have to bring a camera.
We're going to have to go to a Laker game in the uniform.
We also multiplied the six ball.
No, you have to go to a Clipper game in that uniform.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see their schedule.
I've looked.
There's one Laker, one Clipper, one Kings.
Why'd you look?
Kings is not close.
That's not close at all.
Sacramento's not even close to LA.
That's not close at all.
Oh, Brandon thinks all the states are the same size.
I'm just waiting for somebody to get it.
What do you say?
I didn't hear you.
One Lakers, one Clippers, one Kings.
Hockey?
Oh, shit.
I looked what's happening at Staples Center, and it's one Lakers, one Clippers, one Kings.
You dumb fucks.
Crypto Arena, not Staples Center?
Whatever. What is crypto, TJ?
What does that mean?
What's crypto? Tuesday, February 8th,
the Bucs.
It's a Valorant. That would be a hard ticket.
That would be a hard ticket. It'd be funny to have to sit all the way up.
So you have to go to a
Kings or a Clippers game
in full Lakers gear.
Do you get anybody with you?
What are those?
Snacks.
Why do we have snacks?
What's going on here?
Will you eat it no matter what flavor it is?
No.
Brandon, will you?
No, not since I was laughing like that.
Is it a cricket?
It's a cricket.
All right, so get the wheel out.
Get the wheel out for crickets.
Someone's got to eat a cricket.
Bacon and cheese.
Does Vibs know you have these?
$100 if he can guess who brought those in.
Frank?
No, Frank doesn't know.
Too many options.
Megan from the Viceroy merch.
All right, you got to eat one cricket.
Wheel.
Do the wheel.
Wheel for cricket.
Everyone's in here.
Booth Booth gets names on this one, too.
Oh, yeah.
$100 for who brought that in.
Wheel it up.
This is a big F treat
mincey
This this one I'll volunteer to eat the whole box if you want you all right so takes off the wheel takes off the wheel
Because he wants to eat him. Oh, this should be nice one one guy gets something nice
So if I wins I win enjoy his life. I find you right him
Yeah, he put him on the wheel. No, he brought in the crickets.
No, he didn't.
Old Blue Eyes? We do need to put him on the wheel
tomorrow. We gotta get
Blue Eyes to LA.
He's the hardest working man in showbiz.
He didn't bring these in. Did you bring these in?
He has no idea
what's happening.
I'm a little worried about him. Let me see that wheel. He was our guy yesterday and he never left. Yeah, he has not left.'s happening. Nice try. I'm a little worried about him.
Let me see that wheel.
He was our guy yesterday, and he never left.
Yeah, he has not left.
All right, here we go.
Cricket.
Let's put somebody random in the office on the wheel, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tommy Smokes.
Tommy Smokes.
No, no.
I don't want to see his charades.
Tommy Smokes and Stanko, maybe.
Yeah.
We'll put Stanko.
Put Stanko twice.
Yeah.
Double Stanko?
Double Stanko. Double Stanko. Sounds like a motocross move. Double Stanko twice. Double stanko? Double stanko.
Sounds like a motocross move.
Then maybe like big T
and four more stankos.
Big T won't do it.
He'll be a fucking bitch about it.
But wait a minute.
Putting multiple stankos...
Is there a woman out there?
No, just do...
Double stanko.
I like stanko's colors double stanko. Perfect.
I like stanko's colors.
They're terrible.
It's maroon.
It's a classic double stanko.
I just like the sound of the wheel.
I do too.
God damn it.
That's probably for the best.
Congratulations.
No, I wasn't.
I actually wasn't.
All right, hear me out.
That isn't real.
That happens?
Just imagine him taking a piece of a chip. What? Oh, I got out. That is unreal. That happens? What?
Oh, I got out?
No, sass.
All right, there goes big cat.
Oh!
Is that a reverse joke?
I don't know what that is. I'll just tell you what's going on.
You get to eat three crickets.
Three crickets?
Are these even bad?
I don't think anything sour cream and onion is bad.
4.3 calories.
Damn it.
Stanko versus Stanko.
Is he here?
Yeah, I saw him.
It's amazing that no Stanko has been eliminated.
Did it.
Here you go, KB, my boy.
Still buzzing off that B-Day.
Big Cat, big B-Day coming up.
Yeah, Sunday.
Are you kidding me?
It's coming down to Stanko.
Speaking of eating crickets,
someone's going to have to get on stage for one of these balls.
Yep, you'll be eating crickets left and right.
That'll be fucking...
I really don't want that, but I kind of do.
Dude, Stanko, double loser.
Stanko's got to eat the whole pack if he's the last one.
He has to eat the actual box.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Stanko doing this.
Stanko or Brandon.
I hope if this ends up with Brandon, that would be quite the...
Does Stanko know?
Should we tell him?
Nah.
Nah, not yet.
We'll let him know.
I love the wheel.
It's amazing.
We're a wheel show.
All right.
All right.
Stanko's been eliminated.
Stanko.
Stanko.
That would be unreal.
Seeing it typed out in all caps is really funny.
Yeah.
I'm brown, too.
His name is in the box.
Oh, Brandon!
Three of these.
You want sour cream and onion?
What's the other one?
Bacon and cheese.
Give me one bacon and cheese, two sour cream and onion.
Just give me the box.
Yeah, there you go.
Eat them, big boy.
Is this throughout the rest of the show or just right now?
Stanko will never know.
He never knows how close he was.
And nobody tell him.
No snitches.
What sucks about these, and I've eaten these before here,
they're just hard to go down.
The wings and stuff stick in your teeth and your mouth.
Just chomp the fuck out of it.
Does it taste good?
They're fine.
There's no outdoor pools opened in L.A. at this time of the year. Does it taste good? They're fine. There's no outdoor pools
opened in LA
at this time of the year.
Yeah, why not?
Definitely are.
Diving board.
Ooh.
See someone break the record
for most...
Most goes.
Most goes.
Most tries.
It could be the low dive, too.
Ooh, we should add
someone's got to do
a belly flop every day.
Wait, how many times
has he gone?
What?
You're just going to go more than anybody?
Most goes.
Well, you're going to keep going.
I remember as a kid, my parents would lie to me and say,
they would tell me the record of Lazy River.
Goes?
Goes.
And they'd tell me to go try to beat it.
Was it attainable?
To get me out of their skin.
So I was doing it the whole day.
They'd probably just go over to fucking Dorney Park while you're at Wild Water Kingdom the whole time.
Anybody want a cricket?
No.
No, thank you.
Actually, Tass, you said you might want one.
You did say you were.
I'll try one.
Atta boy.
I can't do bugs.
Pass the cricket down.
Well, I haven't seen what they look like yet, so I might walk out of the room.
Oh, they're crickets.
Look on the screen.
Yep.
Come on, Tess.
Good source of protein.
I can't imagine there's too much protein.
What should I do?
I remember that when they, like, had the crickets on the menu at, like,
Mariners games and, like, Darren Revell and those ilk.
We're like, how crazy is this?
Crickets on a menu.
Bro, in 50 years, crickets are going to be more prevalent than steaks.
You think so?
Should I take them all three in one bite or just...
Put one in your drink and drink it.
Oh, yeah, one of our balls is breakfast with Pete.
That one is the worst one by far.
No phones.
You have to tape it, right?
You put a camera.
Yeah, but no phones.
Someone can edit it.
You can't be just texting the whole time.
Tastes like sour cream and onion.
Let me taste one.
Tastes like sour cream and onion.
It does?
Yeah, it just tastes like a chip.
Now the hard part, chewing it up.
Some really good balls, though. Really, really good balls though
Really really good balls
We have a picture of the board
If we want to put it on
Let's not spoil it
Let's make it the Friday extravaganza
Friday next Friday
A week from today
Is going to be the extravaganza
It's going to be like a three hour show
I think the first hour of the show
Should be Tommy revealing
What all the balls are
Yeah
And then we also have to decide the order
That's with the wheel Wheel Should we do that now? And then the also have to decide the order. That's with the wheel?
Wheel.
Should we do that now?
No.
No, no, no.
Come on, buddy.
Just antsy.
You're crazy.
What was the thing when we were at Donnie's house, Chef Donnie's house, where they were talking about the pool?
Wake the pool?
Quake the pool.
Quake the pool.
Everyone jumps around.
Someone should have to quake the pool by themselves.
We should do belly flop every day.
You guys just videotape a belly flop every single day.
Because it's even more so like the annoyance of having to put on your bathing suit and go to the pool every day.
I wouldn't mind a group belly flop.
Will there be a pool in the hotel?
Yes.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I want to dive.
Diving board. High dive? someone should have to high dive the 10 meter olympic dive i don't know if any of you guys could i've done it would do it done it
many times many times yeah but if you don't know if anyone would do it point point i think you guys
would chicken out of just jumping that's real it's high i think yeah 30 foot unless you dive in exactly
off a 10 meter yeah i would be too afraid to jump oh i would do it you actually wouldn't be afraid
it's not that you're so yes it is there's a there's a social experiment where they film
people trying like half of them just didn't do it or took like 10 minutes. You're such a badass.
You wouldn't be afraid.
You're the toughest guy I know.
If you like pencil dive.
Thank you.
Isn't that a fact?
That's actually true.
That definitely is.
Of all the dudes in here,
you're definitely tougher than all the dudes in here.
By far.
Just not even close.
And you've got a marvelous mind.
Yeah.
You've got a marvelous mind like Frank said yesterday.
Frank gassed you the fuck up.
He did.
I've never seen or heard him be so nice to somebody.
He loves me.
Oh, that's hot.
How can you not do that?
That's 10 meters?
Stop.
No, it's not.
Yeah, just jump and it's over.
Just jump.
If you go just like pencil dive, would you hit the bottom?
No.
You don't have to do like the...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No? No. You don't have to do like the... No....blow when we hit the water. So everyone just says
keep your feet straight.
...marvis.
Oh!
That's fine.
It just popped off.
That's not that bad.
It's not,
but trust me,
when you get up there...
You just got to go
right away.
It's water, though.
Fuck that.
It's not that bad.
Oh, so let's add it then.
It's fine. Let's add that. Let's do a pencil dive. I'm not adding that. No, add it. It's over. No, let's not do that Let's add it then It's fine Let's add that
Let's do a pencil dive
I'm not adding that
No add it
It's over
No let's not even make that a ball
Let's just do that
Alright
Okay find a pool
We ought to do it
There's eight of us
Do you think all eight would do it
Yes
What percentage of us
Would chicken out
We're all doing it
Especially if like
You're the
So who's
I'll do it
You gotta be in charge
Of trying to find a pool
UCLA I know one of the swim Recruits Seriously Especially if you're the 7th. So who's... You've got to be in charge of trying to find a pool.
UCLA.
I know one of the swim recruits.
Seriously?
Recruits.
Five star.
You're blindsided here.
16.
In April, I think?
Five star because she's a sophomore.
How do you know her?
Corporally?
Don't.
I was kidding.
That's a joke.
Fuck, you're right.
I wasn't kidding.
That's facts.
So, yeah, what do we do now?
We just did a whole yak upstairs.
That was stupid of us.
Yeah, it was stupid. This is kind of preparing, though, for a two- or three-hour yak, though.
It is kind of just what's the second hour going to be like when we're 15 minutes into the second hour on the first day.
Next Friday's yak will be at 12 o'clock, and we will go until we have everything squared away.
I'm guessing around 4 o'clock.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that was stupid of us.
I'm sorry.
I thought it would be a good idea to get us all in a room. I like that we're keeping'clock. Yeah, that was stupid of us. I'm sorry. I thought it would be a good idea
to get us all in a room.
I like that we're keeping it secret.
Next Friday is going to be an extravaganza.
A true extravaganza.
We're going to get food?
Stanko!
Stanko!
You don't even know, buddy.
Stanko!
Don't tell him.
Stanko!
Don't tell him.
Hey, Stanko!
Hey, Stanko!
What's wrong with you? You want a cricket? Sure. Stanko. Don't tell him. Hey, Stanko. Hey, Stanko. Jesus.
What's wrong with you?
You want a cricket?
Oh, I see.
It wasn't even good.
Stanko, you have a whole new look today.
He has a whole new look today.
Look at him.
He looks like a bewildered scientist.
That's right.
Did you not shower this morning?
Into the mic.
He looks like Dana Carvey in that Disguise movie.
No, I did not shower this morning.
Pistachio Disguise-y or whatever?
Yeah.
We put you on the wheel twice and you didn't get picked.
Twice?
Why twice?
Because of your stanko.
It was a double stanko.
All caps.
All caps, double stanko?
Yes.
I appreciate that.
But what was the wheel for?
To eat a cricket?
Yeah.
Came down to me and you.
Me and both of you.
And you still lost?
That says something. Yeah, it does. It says of you. And you still lost? That says something.
It does.
It says that the wheel
chose me.
No, it says something.
Snanko, you're versatile
with the looks.
You were grungy yesterday.
Yeah, today you're like
a Paul Rudd,
Judd Apatow movie
guy who can't get a date.
You're the director
of a movie.
You're the main character's
second best friend.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm never the groomsman or whatever.
I'm always just on the side.
You're about to start a second.
Oh, here we go.
Look at all those stankos.
Stank goes off.
Keep fighting, brother.
I think you could beat him.
I think you can win.
I think if you really focus, you can beat him.
Okay.
Come on.
Keep on fighting, brother.
Is this to eat the cricket thing again?
No, this is more just for honor.
For life.
I wish that I could have this moment for life.
Alright, we got another stanko.
You getting nervous yet?
It's crazy it's been four stankos in a row.
No?
Nope.
Statistically still not a shock.
I think this one might be Brandon.
Right now it's my turn to start.
About to be starting something.
Oh, no.
What did y'all do to the wheel? Have to be starting something. Oh, no.
What did y'all do to the wheel?
The wheel's all powerful. Come on, Stanko.
All right.
Yeah!
All right, hold on.
See you, Brandon.
You got to go get wet.
You have to go get wet.
You can't make it out of the Brandon. You got to go get wet. You have to go get wet. You can't make it after a wet wheel.
Someone has to get wet.
You can't wet.
There's a shower in there.
Someone has to get wet.
You got wet on your show last night.
Yeah, go get wet.
You got to get wet.
You have to go get wet.
How are you going to decide it after a game of me?
Go get wet.
You have to get wet.
All right, fine.
Do the wheel again.
Everyone.
Everyone do the wet wheel.
Everyone on the wet wheel.
Everyone's on the wet wheel.
Double cap stanko. But, Brandon. No. If you lose this wet wheel. Everyone on the wet wheel. Everyone's on the wet wheel. Double cap stanko.
But Brandon, if you lose this wet wheel, you have to get soaked.
Yes.
That's fair.
Yes.
I want a couple stankos and I want some other people.
Wet wheel?
Well, it's going to be hard to get everyone to be like, hey, go get wet.
Let's just do us and two stankos.
Us and two stankos.
Who amongst us is willing to get wet?
All of us have to.
It's the wheel.
I know.
It's the wheel.
No one wants to get wet. Oh, and you to. I know. It's the wheel. No one wants to get wet.
Oh, and you're staying dry.
Oh, yeah.
Dry as the day I was born.
So it's got to go get wet.
Wet wheel.
Oh, fuck.
No!
Stop it.
No!
Yes! Wow.
No.
Oh, I love wet wheels. The wet wheel sucks.
Oh, we got a wet wheel.
Oh, I would have gone wet.
It would have been funny.
I'd have a great sweatshirt on.
Double shanker, huh?
We're just going to keep doing the wet wheel until we're all
wet. Let's
go. He's already
soaked.
He's already soaked.
Oh, no.
You're pretty wet.
Boo!
Do it again.
Start it again.
Start it from scratch.
Stanko, will you give one of yours to Brandon as tribute?
I would be happy to give one to you as tribute.
Okay, so you can decide which one after it gets picked.
Okay.
I've never seen Roan wet.
Maybe never has been.
Never will, brother.
What?
I hate this.
I love that Owen stays calm because he's always in the last two.
He's been here before.
Oh, we got ourselves a stanko.
All right, so that was your stanko.
Yeah, so the other one's Brandon.
And the other one could be Brandon.
Yeah, the other one's Brandon.
All right, okay, so that one's Brandon.
I'm stanko now?
You're stanko.
Brandon is stanko.
Fair is fair. Awful palate. So I'm dry. That's good. I'm stanko now? You're stanko. Brandon is stanko. Fair is fair.
Awful palate.
So I'm dry.
That's good.
Damn.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, Brandon.
A wet TJ would be funny.
A wet TJ's not fair.
A sopping sass would be...
One of us could hop back there.
Unsettling.
Oh!
Oh!
I like both of these options.
TJ and Brandon.
This is fitting.
Wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
I think we go again if it's TJ because it's not as funny if TJ gets it.
No, it's not TJ.
Oh.
Get there.
Get there.
Yes.
Oh.
Wet TJ.
No, it's TJ.
So TJ's wet. Oh, no. No, I think we got to go again. TJ, it's TJ. So TJ's wet.
No, I think we've got to go again.
TJ up in the shower.
But TJ getting wet is not funny because he's back there.
That's pretty funny.
He's also around all the equipment.
Wet for nothing is the worst kind of wet.
And plus, Stanko said that he could cover for TJ while TJ gets wet.
I could cover for TJ.
I could cover for TJ.
Wet for nothing.
Go get wet.
Oh, no. Go get wet. Wet for nothing. Go get wet.
We're going to have to do one more wet wheel.
I love the wet wheel. The wet wheel is scary.
Yeah.
It's a thrill.
Go in, you know.
Wet.
Look at that walk.
Cut to him.
Oh, shit.
Wet man walking.
The shower.
Shower. Shower, shit. Wet man walking. The shower. Shower.
He thought he was going to get away with just a splash.
A splash in the face.
Oh, man.
You got to get in the shower?
If I had ended up on the wet wheel, I would have turned the shower on.
I would have stepped in, stepped out.
Yep, me too.
I don't know.
I kind of want to come out.
I want to come out wet.
We're going to wet again.
We're going to do another wet trip.
Who's loving it over there?
Should we do a wet wheel every Friday?
We'll definitely do another wet wheel.
If somebody's shitting in there.
Should we get TGA?
I can't wait until he comes out wet.
I know.
It's crazy.
He went in dry, came out wet.
Yeah.
It's wild.
It's like a riddle.
Can you set up the wheel again?
Should we end the act before he's back?
TJ's our wheel guy.
TJ's our wheel guy.
He's the only one that knows how to make it out of the shower.
That's fine.
We can wait until he gets back.
Then he'll set up the wheel again.
We'll do one more wet wheel.
Can we get some wet sound?
We need someone out here to get wet.
Are you going through a sound board? I don't think he has a wet one programmed yet. He's taking to get wet. Are you going through a soundboard?
I don't think he has a wet one programmed yet.
He's taking a minute.
I'm kidding.
He's really getting wet.
He might come out.
He better not.
He's doing way too much.
He's just showering in there.
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
Cut back.
I think he just greased up the hair.
Oh, yeah.
He didn't get that wet.
All right. We'll do it again
Oh he took off his shoes
He just shot Drake and Degrassi
He got pretty wet
He got pretty wet
Tell him to come in
We gotta feel you up
Wet test
Wet test
Oh he's wet as fuck
His shirt's really wet
Alright
Hey what's up
Owen Test of wet Not the shirt His shirt's really wet. All right. Hey, what's up?
Owen, test of wet?
Not the shirt.
It's pretty wet.
Yeah, all right. All right, set up the wheel again.
We're going to do it again.
Are we doing another wet wheel?
Yeah.
I think it's got to be someone in here.
Takes off, takes stank off.
Let's wait six minutes.
Please.
Six minutes.
In six minutes.
At 1.30, we'll do wet wheel.
Second half of the show, we'll have a wet wheel.
I want someone to be dripping.
I don't want to allow somebody to get the shitter.
I don't want to go in there after a shit.
Yeah.
We should go squat on the toilet.
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
Bad use of words.
Yeah.
We should go reserve.
I don't want to go shower post somebody else's shit.
Right.
I want to reserve the bathroom.
Oh, God.
Put TJ back on there. There's a real running. Double wet. We don't want to wait six minutes. Let's just do it. I want to reserve the bathroom. Oh, God. Put TJ back on there.
There's a real running.
Double wet.
We don't want to wait six minutes.
Let's just do it.
Yeah, just run it.
Are we running it right now?
I don't mind hearing the sound.
This is it.
Let's go.
We need the sound.
We need the sound.
We need the sound.
It does not count.
It does not count.
It does not count.
Hell no.
No, that doesn't sound.
Hell no.
I'll have a wet enemy in the wheel.
It has to make a sound.
It has to make a sound. It has to make a sound.
You'll rue the day.
I'm pissed.
What are you going to do about it?
Fuck off.
I don't know.
Rerun it again.
I'm fine with that.
No.
Okay.
No.
The wheel chose you.
No.
A wheel without a sound is still a wheel
Nick doesn't even know how wheels work
Whoever gets wet's gotta get really wet
Alright I'm out
Very wet
So wet
I don't wanna get wet
The thing is you're gonna be wet for the rest of the day
I know
Three hour train ride
Soaked
You're in sweatpants too
Fuck off I kinda wanted to Alright trade me yours then soaked all your sweat pants too like fuck off
I kinda wanted to
oh Nick's gonna get it
alright trade me yours then
no
the wet wheel
oh
Nick
fuck yes
no
of the remaining I think the funniest to get wet would be Ellen.
I don't know.
Oh, come on.
There you go, Seth.
Seth.
Oh, no.
Rowan's going to have to get wet.
Rowan, do you want to buy mine?
Oh.
What's the cost?
$50.
$15? $50. $15?
$50.
$50 for what?
To get my slot.
No, I'll stay on the wheel.
You got to take one of his balls next week.
You got to keep the slot on.
Oh, I'd do that.
I'll give you one of my balls next week and I'll take your side.
Rowan, there's a 50% chance you don't have to do this.
Yeah, just roll with it.
I am.
I want to let it roll.
Wet wheel. I am. I want to let it roll. Wet wheel.
It's soaked.
Oh, man.
It was soaked down.
Oh, shit.
Wet man walking.
Get those headphones out of your pocket, brother.
You're fucked.
Oh, no.
Wet.
Wet Roan.
It's so wet.
I don't know about this.
I can't even picture a wet Roan.
So wet.
Keep going.
Whoa.
He's changing.
He's changing.
I think that's allowed.
Take his jacket off.
He's probably got some fucking cool-ass concert he's got to go to tonight.
Probably.
Has Roan ever been photographed wet?
I don't think so.
TJ, can you go to a wet room?
No, actually, in fact, over the summer, when I rented a place and I invited him out there
with his lovely wife, he came out, there was a pool, never got wet.
Just sat next to the pool.
What's not to get nervous about?
Never got wet.
What was that?
I'm thinking about this right now.
He sat there and he never got wet.
I never got in that pool either.
Yeah, I'll never invite you there.
He never got wet.
I love the wet wheel.
This show's evolving very fast.
Yes.
Whoa, he's putting on layers.
Layers. Yeah, but you know what? It's okay because he's going on layers Layers
Yeah but you know what
It's okay because he's going to get really wet
He's going to have to get more wet
He's still going to have to change
He's making himself hydrophobic
I'm going to start wearing
I'm going to just come in with raincoats every day
You never know
It's the suspense when you go in there
We need a wet cam on the shower.
Yeah, we do.
Wet cam.
Or we should have a wetter.
If Rowan walks out just, like, butt-ass naked, too, that would be funny.
I know.
That's something I would do.
A guy like me.
Yeah.
All right.
Bird doggers are awesome.
They sent us a bunch, and they come with built-in silky soft inner liner
that's basically underwear and never rides up.
Bird dogs.com promo code yak.
Oh, yeah.
I'm wearing my bird dogs right now.
I love them.
Oh, he's so wet.
He's so wet. He's so wet.
He's so wet.
Oh, he is sopping.
He's so wet.
Oh, he's real wet.
All right, so the question.
We got to keep doing it.
Everyone's getting wet.
Let's decide how many we're going to do.
It's not funny if everyone has to get wet.
What do we do, two more?
Should we get half the room?
I think we need some people here to gamble as well with us.
I want to bring in a couple people.
Get Tommy.
I want to see Tommy get wet.
I was going to go out right after work today.
We knew it.
That's what I said.
You got some cool concerts.
You're drenched. Fuck. We knew it. That's what I said. You got some cool concert. You're drenched.
Fuck.
You're wet.
That's all right.
You can change.
I can change.
You look good wet too.
You do.
You don't look bad.
Don't fucking butter me up.
So take Roan off
or should Roan stay on?
No, double wet.
You got a double wet.
Double wet?
Double wet?
If TJ stays on, I'm staying on. Nah, take him off. Roan. I do want another. Double wet? I'm already wet. TJ stays on.
I'm staying on.
Nah, take him off.
Rune, I do want another.
My chest is so heavy.
I think you're breaking out in hives on the side of your face. You've never been wet?
What?
You're kind of swelling up a little bit.
No, he's not.
I've never seen you wet.
Oh, I am.
Oh, great.
He's wearing a gray sweatshirt.
All right, put us all in there.
Get TGA, too.
Tech guy Andrew can't get wet. He's not going to do that. All right, put us all in there. Get TGA, too. Tech guy Andrew can't get wet.
He's not going to do that.
All right, Tommy.
You're on the wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
Oh, Tommy didn't shower either.
You didn't shower either today.
Add like six minceys.
Oh, what?
You add at least two minceys?
No, Tommy had a date with Kelly last night.
I need mincey to be soaked.
All right, here we go.
New wet wheel.
Put it on there.
Wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
Wet wheel. Wet wheel. Wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
Who's dressed to go get wet in the shower?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're in it, too.
We're all in it.
We're all in it.
Rone's already wet.
Rone's already wet.
All right.
Is this a cold shower or a hot shower?
As long as it's wet, brother.
It's just got to be a wet shower.
Hopefully you're not in it long enough. It's just got to be a wet shower. Hopefully you're not in it long enough.
It's just got to be wet.
Is water cold a deal breaker for you?
I would say deal breaker, but I would prefer to not take a cold shower.
Yeah, we'll just do one.
Unless you want a cold shower.
I shriek in the shower.
So we're going to spin a wheel.
Loser has to take a nice cold shower.
Here we go.
Wet wheel.
Kind of want two mints.
Fuck. Oh, no. So wheel. Kind of want two mints. Fuck.
Oh, no.
So it's the last person left.
Dry as fuck.
So once your name gets called, you can leave.
Wait a minute.
That's a Zah-less wheel.
No, Zah, because it's not as funny in the booth.
But we could put him in.
Oh, get out of here, Tommy.
Tommy, you might have to come back a little later.
Tommy's back on the wheel for that show.
That ruined my fucking day.
Tommy, you're going to have to come back later.
Yeah, get somebody else.
Wet wheel.
I got a feeling on this.
This isn't going to be good.
What kind of feeling, Mince?
That I'm going to be getting wet.
Staying dry.
It's going to be me, bro. Staying dry It actually sucks so bad
It's way worse than anyone's
Being wet is the worst
It's not getting wet
It's posting
Yeah, no towel obviously
As long as you're wet, brother
The rules are simple
Simple as can be
Just be wet
First on the wet wheel See y'all fools later As long as you're wet, brother. The rules are simple. Simple as can be. Just be wet.
Oh, there we go.
Oh.
See, y'all fools.
I don't actually want to get wet.
I don't know why I thought I did.
Yeah, no, I don't either. Once you're sitting here wet, it sucks.
I like the idea of wet.
Yeah, in theory, wet is funny, but in reality, look at TJ.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
This is stupid.
This is really stupid.
We're going to do what?
Four or five more, though, right?
Four or five more spins.
I thought this was the last two.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
I thought this was the last one.
Let's go.
Why is Owen always there?
You ready to give it up, Gary?
No, he's not going there.
Shit. We should's not going there.
Should do a wet lifestyle.
I'm going to lose the rest of the show. Oh!
Wet dad.
Wet dad.
It sucks.
Oh, brother.
It sucks.
Wet dad.
Y'all some busters.
See ya.
Bye bye.
Don't even wait
to set up the wheel again.
Set it the fuck up again.
He's going to get
so fucking wet.
I will not rest
until every man
in this room
is soaking wet.
Make Jerry do it for you.
He went in there like a man with a purpose.
Fuck.
It just sucks.
Yeah, because you're very uncomfortable now.
The worse is when it kind of dries.
It's just like, my shirt's heavy on my chest.
It just sucks.
I just take off the shirt.
We should have to walk out underneath it.
Weather right now.
No.
It's dangerous. Wet wheel's a right now. No. It's dangerous.
Wet wheel is a fun,
harmless thing.
It's not a harm.
What would you say?
I think I've said it
like 55 times already.
Let's do one.
What?
Give us a wet wheel.
Did you go warm, hot,
or warm?
Wet wheel?
I just turned it on,
stood under it,
stepped out,
and then got back in.
And all you Yak fans,
you guys can wet wheel at home and send in your videos.
We'll retweet it.
Fuck it.
Wet wheel at a bar this weekend.
There's a guy wet wheeling, and it's only his name.
We should have put more good stuff on the balls.
This is just making me realize how much it's just going to suck.
Everything's going to suck for everyone.
Yeah, we took a week to LA and made it like the worst we could.
Oh, he's wet. Oh, he's wet.
Oh, he's so wet.
He's so wet.
He's so wet.
Wet wheel.
He's so wet. Set it up again set it up again
let's get some women involved
no
no such thing as a wet woman
it sucks so bad
just stepping into a shower
fully clothed
oh my god
I'm wet
not on this show.
We should bring another person.
I actually look like I have a cool shirt right now.
You do.
True religion.
Like a fucking phoenix or some shit.
Like a predator.
Oh, I'm wet. I like this sweatshirt.
You like those Under Armour shirts where you sweat
and it turns into a design or some shit like that?
Yeah. I'm just wet.
Who do we want wet? I mean, you guys gotta get
We still have to do it again.
But we have to add two strangers.
Two strangers. Friends of the
program. No way. The last one was two.
Rudy. No, wet Rudy
will be hot.
He still has to do it.
Yeah.
Go grab a man.
Go grab a dude. Go grab a dude.
This is like 1917.
Just go grab a dude for a mission.
He has no idea what he's getting into right now.
He doesn't realize it could be life-altering.
I want Mincy.
Do people realize they could say no?
Oh, it's Jersey Jer.
No.
Wet Jer.
Oh, no.
What am I trying to do?
Can we get mints too
Alright chair
Wet wheel
Wet wheel
Both of you
Wet wheels
What do you mean
We lost the wet wheel
Welcome to the wet wheel boys
It's the only game
That's it
It's the only game
Wait so
Wait
Rone and I are still on there
Yeah it's double wet
Wait Rone's not on there. Take him off.
Take Big Cat off. No, double wet.
I'm already wet.
Are we guaranteed to get wet? No.
It's the wheel.
Wait, Big Cat, that tower, you can get wet
if you want to. Once your name gets called, you're out.
No way.
Owen, so he's out.
So as soon as your name gets called, you can
leave, but if you're the last name, you gotta go get wet. You gotta go get wet. So he's out. So as soon as your name gets called, you can leave. But if you're the last name, you got to go get wet.
You got to go get wet.
That felt really good to me.
Wait, wait.
My shoes are wet.
Ah, fuck you.
Fuck, Brandon.
Fucking hick.
Did you get your shoes wet at all?
Yeah.
That's not a word.
That was mad.
You guys kept your shoes on?
Yeah.
TJ took his shoes off.
I know.
I should have.
Fuck.
It can't be wet.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Rudy's gone.
Dry Rudy.
Yes.
A dry Rudy sounds like a sex position.
Oh, fuck.
I'm up. I'm up. I don't like this. I'm up.
I'm up.
I don't like this.
I like this trio.
I don't like this at all.
It's a win-win-win for me.
Come on.
It's just passing me by a little bit, like every time.
It's bullshit.
I know.
What am I going to get wet with?
Step in the shower.
You get in the shower, you step in.
Look at me.
I stepped in the shower fully clothed.
Touch me.
Oh.
Oh!
See ya.
Can I get a wet wheel?
Wet.
This is why I love this show so much Because this is the dumbest thing ever
We're going to do it for one episode
We'll just never do it again
Just the wet wheel episode
Should we add something else?
You never know when you're going to bring it back
Sass, you've dodged a lot of them
Let's see if you can dodge this last one
Oh, man
I thought that was the last wet wheel
No way
We can't keep going until we're all wet
No, I think as long as we get new people,
we keep going.
Yeah, we keep going.
Oh, I don't like that.
Well, I thought
that was the last one.
I thought that was
the last one.
There's got to be
some sort of victory
for some of us.
Oh, you got to
catch a train?
At three.
His train's at three.
He's been training
No, they just
bumped it up to two now.
I'm so wet.
They bump trains up
all the time.
Got there early.
I'm now in like the worst part about being wet is not like the initial wet.
It's the sitting in the wet.
It gets cold and it gets...
Hypothermia catching up to us.
To a killed rose.
Or Jack.
Yes.
Jerry, don't you want to get wet?
Look at me.
I asked Nick.
I said, hey, do you want me to get wet with you?
He said no.
Oh.
He respects the wheel.
You want to go back on the wheel? Nick always has preferred to He respects the wheel. You want to go back on the wheel?
Nick always has preferred to get wet by himself.
You want to go back on the wheel?
No.
You sure?
Well, you got to go grab two people.
Grab two people.
Don't tell three.
Three now, right?
Grab two men.
No, hey.
He's definitely grabbing women.
Get Avery and Jack.
Nah.
No, I want Mincy again.
Yeah, get Mincy.
Jerry, get Mincy.
He's going to grab women and tell them to take their shoes off.
Nick's been in there for a while.
He's marinating.
Oh, he is soaked.
He's so wet.
Wet.
You're wet.
What a payoff. You are wet. Dude, what a payoff.
You are wet.
Oh, man.
Doesn't it suck?
It sucks.
It sucks so bad.
Spin it again.
All right, spin it again.
We don't know who's on the wheel yet.
We got two more common.
Let's see, put Macy back on there.
I'm wearing so many layers today.
He could just say no. He doesn't have to do it. No, but he's going to think it's back on there. I'm wearing so many layers today. He could just say no.
He doesn't have to do it.
No, but he's going to think it's like bad luck.
Oh, again?
Put Mincy back on there.
All right, we need one more.
Who's getting wet, boys?
Oh, wow.
Look at Nick.
I mean, Nick's Kyle's.
Nick is the freshest wet.
It was just me, Roan, Nick, and...
I think we should actually do this.
This is what we should do.
We should just have one person dry.
Yeah.
One person dry.
All right, so, Minty, you'll be on this one,
but then you're dismissed if you get off.
This is the dumbest show.
If you don't get wet right now, you're dry all day.
You're dry all day.
You're dry all day.
No, we're good.
We're good.
You want to get PFT on there too?
Yeah.
Okay.
But if Minty and PFT are chosen, they're off.
Okay.
And then we're just doing us.
Oh, no.
PFT's getting his lunch.
Yeah, he wants to go.
Never mind.
Jerry, grab a human.
How hard is that?
Jerry, you have to come back.
Jerry's got to come back.
Jerry's got to come back.
Oh, Avery's coming.
He didn't find anyone.
I did.
All right. How did you fail to get a second? If you get picked this time, Avery's coming. You didn't find anyone. I did. All right.
How did you fail to get a second?
If you get picked this time, you're off.
You're off for the rest of the day.
You're in.
I'm in.
All right.
I'm so wet.
But if you get picked, you're off for the rest of the day.
You're good.
Yeah, you and Mincy.
Big Cat's off today.
But even if you don't get picked, you're off.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got what you're saying.
This is the last one with outsiders.
Then we go to everyone else.
It's just a...
And one person's going to stay dry.
Last man dry is the king.
That's where we end the show.
The dry king.
That was a head fake by PFT getting us lunch.
Let's go.
All right, KB.
This is ironic.
Yeah.
This is a bit.
KB's definitely doing a bit right now.
The funniest part about this is when we finish,
the Roan and I will be drunk.
Come on.
Come on.
Go.
Go.
That's why it just keeps going.
Oh, Minx is gone.
I'm running hot today, baby.
Give us a sound, Minx,
before you go.
Give us a new one.
No one...
I'm trying to do the dance move.
That was good.
You did it.
You did it.
You already did it.
Well, Quigs, man,
those graphics.
I mean,
when I got to see...
When I got to see...
When I got to see Dave and Big Cat and me doing the Saints locker room dance this morning,
I got to say that provided a thrill I never thought I would have.
Yes.
Well shown, Minty.
It's basically like we're on the Saints.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go, Jerry.
I hope you don't lose, Jerry.
Here we go.
What do you mean he never came?
No, no, Jerry.
Too soon.
Not sorry.
No!
Wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
A premature bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Jerry, you're getting wet, bro.
You're getting wet.
Wet, Jerry. Jerry. My're getting wet, bro. You're getting wet. Wet Jerry.
Jerry.
My boy, my baby boy.
Brandon.
Brandon.
You must be scared.
Oh, we got ourselves a wet Brandon.
Way to survive, Jerry.
Wet Jerry, a survivor.
All right, T, get the fuck out of there. Oh, he's going to follow up. Oh, hey, T. Big T. Big T. Big T. Get the fuck out of there.
Oh, he's going to follow up.
Oh, wow.
Wet P.
The T stands for turd.
Wow, Big T just got yelled out of pooping.
Big T always showers out.
Scared shitless.
He's got like a poop in his butt, and he's just like, Big T, stop.
Big T can play if he wants.
Big T can play.
Play for his chance to poop.
I think we go now to the three remainers.
No two?
I want to get Mincy back in.
Hey, Mincy's just electric all the time.
Sass is going to win this.
He's going to go home dry as fuck.
Yeah, he is.
You're going straight to the train, aren't you?
Yeah.
There's just one dry man.
One dry man on this show.
Luckily, I got a bunch of clothes on.
Throw Zah back in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fair.
So Zah, Owen, KB, and Sass, one of you remains dry.
For the weekend.
You can stay dry all weekend.
I could use that.
Jack's driest.
The dry chip.
It's just clinging to my chest.
It's so uncomfortable.
This was the most beautiful thing.
It happened so organic.
You guys, I'm dry forever if I get this.
Yes.
You can only refer to me as dry.
Yes.
That's the only way we can describe your, like, moisture level.
Man.
Wet Brandon.
We've got to wait until Brandon sits back down, then we'll do it.
All right, here he comes.
Oh, my word.
Oh, my God.
All right, we've got to keep one-upping each other.
He's so wet.
So wet.
Oh, no.
The guy is so wet.
He's so wet.
He's so wet.
Look at that.
Oh, my word.
Look at his penis.
Look at his penis.
Look at his penis.
Look at his penis.
Look at his penis.
Did you walk in dick first?
Let me take a picture, Brandon.
Let me take a picture.
Look how wet his penis.
Well, I guess I'll get my penis first.
Oh, my God.
The wet wheel just does...
It's unrelenting.
It's an unrelenting pee.
He got wet penis out.
Holy fuck.
This dude's wet.
The fucking wet wheel.
You guys peeing it?
I did.
Oh, that's probably what happened.
I peed before.
He peed as he was getting wet.
All right.
Everyone please upvote the...
And keep Mince on there.
He doesn't have to come in, but we'll just...
That was a close call with Big T taking a dump.
Oh, so close.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
All right.
Wet wheel it up.
Zaz back in.
Only one dry man remains.
What a title.
How does it feel, Brandon?
The show ends when a person's dry.
Does it feel good, Brandon?
We got to take Mincy off.
I feel bad.
We just tapped him in the hole.
We want him wet so bad.
Dry Zha.
Dry Zha.
All right.
Zha.
Good job.
Good job.
I mean, you only survive for five minutes, and we get thrown right back in.
That's like a squid game.
Yeah.
It's just the wheels This is the best
He's untouchable
He's hot
He's hot
He said he was hot
And the wheel nose
I think we're free
Alright
We're about to have a wet man
In this room boys
Oh boy
Who's it gonna be
One of us
One of us
Let's go
One of us
One of us
Oh no Oh my god Join us brothers One of us. Let's go. One of us. Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Join us, brothers.
We are wet.
Should we add Jake on the next one?
Jake's walking around with his hair flopping.
Ooh.
Wet sass.
Wet sass.
Sopping Sasquatch.
Sopping Sasquatch.
See you, sass. Thatatch. See you, Sas.
That sucks.
Get your ass wet.
Grab a sweatshirt from my desk.
Yeah, I have a pile.
You can grab anything off the pile.
I'm going to have to change.
That's fine.
I will, too.
Anybody got pants?
You got the pants that you gave me.
Yeah, but they're a dick too big.
Your pants should be dry.
Yeah, you could wear bird dogs.
I brought the bird dogs.
Look at us.
Wet wheel.
That's my hair doing that.
You look like Glenn Danzig.
Part it.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You are a horror show. Oh my god
You are a horror show
Oh no Brandon
That is a pedophile
How wet is Taz going to get?
Not wet
Not very wet
No he's going to be the driest
He's got the short hair
You're not going to be able to see it very well.
I'm feeling a little dry.
Yeah.
Good stuff. Ro looks dry as fuck.
Starting to get drier.
It's going from layer to layer.
The shirt and t-shirt
is very wet.
That shower was
the coldest water I've ever felt in my life.
You guys know't understand.
Whoa, whoa.
Boy, you gave me quite a scare.
Hey, boys.
I have to be on a train.
Doing the wet wheel.
You guys want to get wet?
Wet wheel.
I mean, sass.
You know what he's doing?
He's probably wetting his sweatshirt and then putting it back on.
Like, sing it back on.
Pre-wetting it.
Who will be the dry king?
It's going to be...
My money's on Owen.
I think Za.
I want to see Za get wet.
I really don't want to get wet.
Wait.
Even wet?
Is he wet?
Oh, he's pretty wet. He's wet. He's wet. It's the hair. The hair makes it so soft fun. wet? Oh, he's pretty wet.
It's the hair.
The hair makes it so soft on.
Oh, no, he's wet.
Oh, he's wet.
He's wet.
He's got a dark sweatshirt.
He's very wet.
The hair and the dark sweatshirt hurt his visual wetness.
But he, folks, at home, the man is wet.
Ladies and gentlemen, he's wet.
He's wet.
No, I can see your sweatshirt. It's wet. It looks like it weighs about 25 pounds. The man is wet. Ladies and gentlemen, he's wet. He's wet. No, I can see your sweatshirt.
It's wet.
It looks like it weighs about 25 pounds.
You're very wet.
I spun around a few times in there.
Yeah, you're wet.
Because I knew people were going to be like,
Seth didn't even fucking get wet.
You're mentioned, sir.
We brought that up.
All right, it's down to three.
It's nice to not be on the wheel anymore,
but it feels terrible.
Good days.
Brandon, did you just ask what we're doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
The wet wheel.
Doing the wet wheel.
This is going to be great in like six months when we're like, let's do a wet wheel randomly.
Bring it back.
We should do it in six months in the summer.
Yeah.
We're going to do a wild gas island.
It's 21 degrees.
Yeah, you guys.
Damn, my sweatshirt is heavy.
It's bad.
Got to drain this thing.
All right, here we go.
Zocam, wet wheel.
Wet wheel.
He's the driest.
Wait a minute.
Can we put out a shirt of the winner's face that just says driest in the office?
Driest in the office.
The last two will do a game of seven?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I am the driest in the office. The last two will do a game of seven? Yeah. I am the driest in the office.
Either way.
Either way.
I'm the driest.
No matter what happens.
You guys going to stay, boys?
Soak down.
It would be very ironic if KB doesn't have to get wet
The wettest guy we know
My hair is acting like a
Take the most expensive one Owen
Look at this it's shooting water
Yeah
You're wet
You guys look ridiculous
Shut up
I don't think I've dried a single bit Pete what's up look ridiculous. Shut up.
I don't think I've dried a single bit.
Pete, what's up?
Pete.
Look how wet we are.
Wet wheel.
See this shit?
Wet.
Wet.
It's getting cold.
Yeah, hypothermia.
It's happening.
Are your socks wet, Seth?
Yeah, they're soaked.
Your shoes got wet.
Yeah, that sucked.
I'm not going to lie.
I was when Mincy was like, was it a cold shower or a hot shower, I waited for it to get warm.
I did too.
At first, I was like, it doesn't matter.
Then I was like, it does matter.
One rule and one rule only.
Okay.
This shit sucks.
What, you've never seen a wet wheel before?
I think what's slowing us down is when everybody walks in, they realize there's a toilet in there,
and we all have to kind of pee a little bit.
I didn't.
Oh, I peed.
That took me a minute.
Took me about 10 seconds.
Took a shit.
Did you shit?
I was about to shit.
I was going to shit in the shower.
I think that would have been funny.
And then the next person's like, who did?
I don't know.
Just a fresh log on the drain.
Did you guys notice the fucking shit in there?
Oh, he's wet.
Oh, yeah.
Wowza.
That guy is so wet.
Look at him.
Wet.
As wet as can be.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
I need you to come in here and stand next to KB
like the last two of Miss America.
Yeah.
So this will be best of seven.
Best of seven.
And then the show's over when the last man gets wet
and there's a dry man standing.
Boys, I'm so excited.
Za's got his shoes off already.
Wet wheel.
All right.
Za, talk us through.
How are you feeling?
Not great.
Am I not fine?
Yes.
Not great at all.
I really don't want to get wet.
I don't think you will.
I'm rooting for you, Zaha.
Because if it winds up that everyone in here
wound up having to get wet,
when that was our original premise,
we tried to avoid.
All right, so it's best of seven.
So first one to have their name on four times.
Kyle, you're looking stoic right now.
Yeah, Kyle.
Kyle, your hair looks great.
Best it's ever looked.
You don't want that.
You don't want to get wet.
If that gets wet, that's a problem.
That hair is fucking banging.
You got a little, like, late 90s friends kind of look.
No more talking.
Here we go.
Game one.
Game one of what?
Seven.
Zaza 1-0.
1-0.
Zaza 1-0.
1-0 Zaza.
Let's get one right now. Game two
What was that?
This needs to be in the Barstool Sportsbook
Yeah it does
The wheel
Sweet
KB you gotta get hot
You gotta get hot
You gotta get hot KB Come. KB, you got to get hot. You got to get hot. You got to get hot, KB.
Come on, KB.
I love this show so much.
Think about what we're going to do.
Come on.
Get hot.
KB, see yourself winning this.
Time out.
Time out.
Time out.
Call time out, KB.
Call time out, KB. Call time out, KB.
Call time out.
Sit down.
Sit down for a second.
You need to fucking.
You need to take the momentum away from Scott.
This could be a classic underdog story.
You need to take the momentum away from Scott.
Are you backing up?
He's back.
He's hot.
David versus David.
Let's go.
He needs four.
He needs four in a row.
Don't let my boy win one.
Mincy's going to be shit.
Don't let my boy win one.
Oh, you fucked me. Here comes KB.
Let's go!
You need two!
You need two!
Focus, you need two!
Focus, focus, focus.
Come on, KB.
Let's go!
One more!
One more!
It's a press series.
It all comes down, reset, reset. Time out, time series. It all comes down. Reset. Time out.
Zero.
Time out.
Zero.
Zero.
What a run.
What a run.
I seen a ghost.
What a comeback by KB.
How?
Oh, my God.
How?
Electric.
Here we go.
Classic underdog.
No.
Game seven.
Oh, my God.
Cold as hell.
No.
Just as cold as I can fucking be.
No.
No.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
This is unbelievable.
Best of luck, boys.
Remember those coaches that didn't believe in you, Kyle?
You're spinning a fucking wheel.
Come on, man. Come on, boys.
Oh, it's...
Oh, no!
Way to go, sir.
Way to go, sir.
Fuck it!
Way to go, sir.
Time to try and man on the show.
Driest in the office.
Driest in the office.
Driest in the office.
That was thrilling.
Game seven.
Kyle was so close to being the dry guy.
Oh, Zod, you deserve it, dude.
I was rooting for you.
Dude, if he comes back
exactly the same
and we pretend he's sober.
Oh, my God.
God damn, that was awesome.
What a show.
And look at the time.
I don't know.
And we thought that we ruined the show
by doing a meeting beforehand.
We timed it perfectly.
We never ruin this show.
Dumbest shit ever.
The shows with shitty starts always end up being the best. Always.
And we're going to have to do
once every three months, Wet Wheel Day.
This is so stupid.
Wet Wheel might have to
get moved to like a Monday, so it really
sucks. Monday at
8am. We should
actually, every show we should do,
we should start every show with a wheel
To decide if we're going to do a wet wheel
There's always a 5% chance
It's a wet wheel day
We should just start a second show
A second show
That's solely based on the wet wheel
Every show
Hope it's not a wet wheel day boys
I'd be willing to pause everything for the wet wheel.
This has to be the worst podcast episode of all time.
I know.
Oh, fuck.
KB.
I bet KB's coming out dripping.
Oh, yeah.
He's going to go the extra mile.
Dude, people are going to be talking about season six of the Yak forever.
Legendary.
I took the shoes off and it was worse.
Yeah, it is worse.
I don't know.
My shoes are pretty wet.
I guess, yeah, because my socks aren't so wet.
Your socks are riding high right now.
Yeah.
What are things I would do to be dry?
I genuinely did not want to get wet.
I didn't want you to get wet.
Oh, my God.
I forgot how the game worked.
I put my hands up for Kyle,
but I'm happy you won as well.
Yeah, I forgot how it worked
at the very end.
He's really getting wet.
Oh, here he comes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he is drenched.
KB, no. Oh, he is drenched. KB, no.
Oh, my God.
KB, look at him.
You're soaked.
You're soaked.
He's so wet.
KB, let me get a pic.
You are soaked, KB.
My boy is so wet.
But look at his abs, though, bro.
Look at the fucking abs, bro.
Toaster reveal.
He's so wet.
He's so wet.
I can see your belly button.
It's clinging to the space of your belly button.
Great show, boys.
He who wets last. We all get back to wet's best. I know. Now I want to go so I want to get water this is a drug squad up
Wow
when the camera when you walked out just like the top of your head. He looks like a Lego head.
Oh, my God.
How does it feel?
I feel like I'm still in water.
You are drenched, KB.
What are you going to do?
Oh, no.
I'm way too wet.
All right. We'll see everyone on Monday. I'm way too wet Alright
We'll see everyone on Monday It's the act It's the act
Yeah, it's time to talk shop
We're doing Yankees love
It's the act
It's the act
Stay wet, y'all.