The Yak - Jack Gohlke and the Detroit Tigers Swing Through for the Gauntlet | The Yak 3-29-24
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We doing black?
Kyle, you look cute today.
Black shirts around the room?
Yeah, well, I'm hiding my fat.
Kyle's wearing pants?
You're a sweats guy.
Yeah, I got dressed with a chip on my shoulder today.
Yeah?
Yeah, why's that?
I'm trying to get that call-up from Joe lapuma who's joe lapuma is that the complex sneakers i'm trying to go sneaker shopping with complex
are they in town you'd fly to lapuma i'd go there where's lapuma based la
you got we got to get you do it for me dan yeah we got to get you to lapuma i don't even
know who that guy was come on lapuma we got to get you with them yeah have you practiced like
what you'd say um a little bit like what let's say i hand you a pair of air max i'm like what
do you think of these um yeah i guess i gotta rehearsearse Yeah you gotta get ready for La Puma You already failed
That show La Puma
A lot of the dudes they get on just don't say shit
And that's cool that's the coolest part
They don't speak
They just buy like
$10,000 worth of shoes at the end
Oh shit JLP
Alright so Justin Timberlake and La Puma
I need you on this now
Not a Who's golfing All right, so Justin Timberlake and La Puma. I need you on this now.
Not a... It won't...
Who's golfing?
Yeah, I'll let them...
All right, I'm going to hit up La Puma right now.
All right.
I think that is the coolest thing you can do is not speak when you're supposed to, like,
be in a content video.
It's the easiest way to convince people you're cool.
A fashion video?
Yeah.
Just get high and then don't say anything.
Joe LaPuma.
Oh, he follows me.
Oh!
You go on.
Oh, my God.
I'm not realistic.
You might be.
Yeah, you could go sneak a shot.
But you could go on it and bring Kyle with you.
Yeah, he'd probably let you do that.
Yeah, that actually...
Tell me what you're feeling, what you're not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's actually a good setup for you to say nothing, Kyle.
If you're just Big Cat's boy, KB.
That would be my dream.
I don't have to speak.
I'm just with you.
They put up the name card.
Yeah, you just say sup, and that's it.
And then don't say a word the rest of the show.
Big Cat, are you messaging La Puma?
I'm messaging Juan.
La Puma.
All right, Juan.
I used to not talk like to my friends
I would just go out
I used to
I used to be
I guess non-verbal
would be the term
in public settings
they thought I was cool
and then like
I would go home
and like I would overhear
like you know
on the Uber home
just like yo
your boy's hilarious.
Talking about rocks.
All right, I just messaged La Puma.
I think I went four years without talking.
Yeah.
I think my first two years of high school was only at lunch.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I didn't even talk at lunch, dude.
My mom worked at the school store.
I just went in the back and ate all the Mentos.
All right, La Puma's been messaged. That was the top item, the fruit snacks and the Mentos
What'd you say to Puma?
I just said TJ said I'll put it up
This is a big message
Nicky's gonna ruin it
No I didn't
He already follows me, by the way Nicky Smokes put this on my desk
Blow by blow
That's the book we gave him
He regifted? He thought it was the funniest Smokes put this on my desk. Blow by blow. That's my book. That's the book we gave him. That's the sports book. He re-gifted?
He thought it was the funniest Smokes prank of all time.
He had the smile on his face.
I was like, did you put this on my desk?
Why would he do that today?
He smoked me.
He walked into Mostly Sports.
We gave it to him.
He threatened to suck my dick, and then he left.
He threatened to suck your dick?
He threatened to suck my dick.
That's a great threat.
He held up the book and said, what did he say? Yeah, if you don't get out of my face right now, I'll suck your dick he threatened to suck my dick that's a great thing right that's a he held up the book and said what'd he say yeah if you don't get out of my face right now i'll
suck your dick that's basically what he said yeah i said do you need that book to practice giving
blow jobs and then you you had a i said something you had a nice chirp he said maybe i'll practice
maybe i'll practice on you brandon yeah but he said it in a threatening way that is a threat
that is that's a great way all right here's my message to La Puma.
What up, La Puma?
Hope you're cooling out in L.A.
My number one boy, KB, was wondering if you'd have him on the show.
He's a mega hype beast.
It's rad.
P?
I don't know why the P got in there.
God.
No, you got to start calling La Puma P.
Yeah, he is P.
He's Big P.
He's Big P.
Yeah.
You think that's going to work?
No.
Why?
He followed me already. Did you follow him back?
Yes
You shouldn't have made it about me
Now he's gonna think you're just joking
No
I mean what if it
You just film one and we put it out on Barstool
Not on his
The Complex channel
And it's just you silent sneaker shopping
Yeah
I would do that
Yeah okay
You want me to message him
Be like also just so you know
He doesn't have to talk
No he doesn't want to talk Doesn't you know, he doesn't have to talk? No, he doesn't want to talk.
Doesn't want to talk or doesn't have to talk?
Because what if La Puma wants him to talk?
What if neither of them talk?
It's the coolest video on the internet.
Yeah, we make it black and white, Charlie Chaplin.
Yeah.
A piano falls off.
We'll fill in the lines.
The front of a barn falls off.
He's standing right in the doorway.
Yeah, and all you can see is the beautiful Air Force Ones.
That's right.
Kyle, this is going to happen, man.
Yeah, I think we're getting you and La Puma linked up.
Now I'm worried it will happen.
I want you to be with La Puma.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Researches his guests.
Carries the conversations.
Is a good host, respectful.
Love that.
What would Nardwell ask you? Can I watch a La Puma?
Can we watch a La Puma?
I'm trying to think of his best.
I haven't watched it in a while.
His best is with Bella Hyde.
We saw it.
Oh, that's quick.
What's his background?
How does he get put in this position to be the sneaker guy?
I don't know.
He probably was a culture blogger.
Oh, no.
He saw it two minutes ago.
He's not responding.
Oh, no.
He's a Scott Van Pelt of content.
I mean, you have to be a cool-ass dude to do that.
You have to be a cool-ass dude to get a three-letter handle.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you really do.
Oh, he's JLP?
You're really for JLP.
Yeah, I need this.
You got to follow up Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor.
This is awesome.
Three letter cost me $10,000.
Did it really?
That's a huge.
Oh, I fucking love Joe LaPuma.
Uh-huh.
How you doing?
Great.
Going to do some sneaker shopping today.
Are you going to steal LaPuma from Kyle?
No, I am 100% just Kyle and La Puma.
Let's go.
Maybe you're just at the checkout.
I have to go.
Yeah, I want to go just to watch.
You have to know about sneakers, though.
I don't.
I don't either.
Well, we got to get you ready.
You can learn anything.
They ask about, like, your history with sneakers.
Memorize the Wikipedia for shoe.
Yeah.
Just rattle that off. Recite shoes Wikipedia.
I think this is going to happen.
You and LaPuma.
He hasn't responded still.
But he saw it.
It's fine.
Scene three minutes ago.
It's just sitting there.
Further and further away.
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Come on, LaPuma.
Come through.
Maybe someone else runs his account, and they read it and are alerting him.
Maybe.
That's actually a decent point, Steve.
Thank you, Steve.
Good bedside manner.
Is that what happened to Pro Football Doc?
Who was the old dude that you texted at one time on the show, and then we never...reg cosell we have not heard back from him oh hit him hit him again hit him uh do the question mark
what was it yeah what was the last text the text that you guys uh yeah but what was the last like
thing you said in that text yeah maybe just hit uh bumping this yeah yeah
just let him know oh this is giving me so much anxiety right now
there's nothing worse so embarrassed now i'm associated you might have to follow up with a
little jk jk anyway oh that's yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha la puma but for real if you're trying to link
now is that his real name? I would imagine.
Because that's pretty crazy.
Why?
Like, if I were...
Fucking, yeah.
Yeah.
If I was Dan LaNike.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I had a shoe...
Pretty cool name for you.
Yeah.
LaNike.
That is good.
I didn't even think about that.
You didn't think Puma?
Puma is a shoe.
The minute you said it, I was like, that's a stage name, right?
Yeah, but Puma wouldn't be a...
Maybe that's why he got into it.
Maybe his whole life people kept asking him, are you into shoes?
And he's like, no, no, no.
And then finally he's like, I should just get into shoes.
He probably is.
Everybody keeps assuming I'm into shoes.
What's the nicest Puma?
What's the rarest Puma you can get?
They launched a bunch of like, I think they just recently did like a We're Trying.
I think they're back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was the campaign. Yeah a we're trying. I think they're back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the campaign.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're launching our we're trying again.
Hey, we stopped giving a fuck, but we're back.
Yeah.
Companies would do that from time to time.
Like, hey, you know, remember us?
Domino's Pizza did that where they're like, yeah, it used to taste like shit.
We know it.
You know it.
It tastes exact.
It tastes so much different than it used to for 50 years.
We used to serve you dog shit.
We've spent 10 years doing nothing, just hoping you'd keep buying our product.
But we're going to try again.
Is there a shoe company that's defunct or down on its luck that you could buy and do the comeback?
Starberries.
Starberries.
Vila or Big Ben's.
Vila.
Dada.
Chris Webber.
Dada, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
I used to wear Snoop Dogg doggy biscuits in high school.
What? Yeah, there were Snoop Dogg shoes.
Doggy biscuits? You'd be perfect with a Puma.
That's a great story to tell. Wow.
I would be perfect with a Puma. Yeah, fuck, Nick's gonna get it.
Oh, no.
That's a viral clip right there. Yeah.
And you go in trying to buy sneakers with your
lesbian clogs? Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, and I get none of them.
Yeah, we just go all the way to the back.
I dropped my doggy biscuit story.
Is K-Swiss still making rounds?
Oh, yeah, K-Swiss.
You should probably buy them.
I had the all-clear Pro-Keds in high school as well.
Pro-Keds?
Yeah, I think they're called Pro-Keds,
and they would steam up when your feet got hot
because they were just plastic and clear.
The problem with all these brands, though,
it's kind of like when we tried to buy Big Dog
and they just all think that we're living like 15 years ago
or 20 years ago.
We were like, well, this brand is, you know,
we're like the Harvard of t-shirts.
No, you're not.
You're Big Dog.
And the way trends work,
it takes one notable person to wear those shoes
and then they're back.
Right.
Yep.
Brandon Walker puts them on. Yep. By the way, we have Jack Golke here. work it takes one notable person to wear those shoes and then they're back right yep brandon
walker puts them on yep uh by the way we have jack golke here he's gonna he has to head out in a
minute so we're gonna have him do the gauntlet now how we doing jack jack sit down jack jack's
been with us for the for the last like 24 hours very fun time last night on the stream
got rico with an absolute zinger yeah a, a dart. Can we play that to the J? Yeah, that was hilarious.
Jack, do you know who Joe LaPuma is?
I do, yes.
Fuck. Of course.
Oh, LaPuma liked the message.
Yes!
But he hasn't responded.
A like is good.
He's a complex guy, right?
Yeah.
I used to watch all his videos, sneaker shopping.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Like a charity thing.
I thought it was a like, though.
I think that's worse.
No, I think that is worse.
Wait, no, no.
You've got to send a picture of Kyle. Be like, this is my boy? Yeah. Oh, that's worse Wait no no you gotta send a picture of Kyle
Be like this is my boy
Oh that's a little forward isn't it
What are you wearing today
Olive black olive green
I meant the shoes dude
And also what's olive
Oh I guess olive black could be a thing
Olive or twist
I think olive black is what you have
I got all the olive
Oh he's typing Oh, holy shit. Oliver Twist. Oh, I think all of black is what you have. I got all the Oliver. He's got the Oliver Twist.
Fuck segregation.
Oh, he's typing.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right, all right.
Oh, no.
I'm nervous.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he stopped typing.
Oh, fuck.
He's thinking.
He's nervous.
Yes.
Yeah, what if Lapuma's like, I've been following you forever?
Yeah, this is.
That'd be perfect.
This is huge for him
Oh man
KB you should go
I mean you could
You could probably do it
Yeah
You should DM him too
Hit him up
Yeah
Okay after this I'll hit him up
You two should sneaker shop together
Just a crossover video
Yeah
Me and you
I like that idea
Jack what NIL deals do we have going right now
And also when you do your NIL announcements,
do you purposely not put anything into them?
The one that you did recently was so funny.
Which one?
Ah, fuck.
What was it?
What was the, not the TurboTax.
The slipper, like the slides?
Maybe it was the slides.
Are you talking like another ballroom video? Yeah, it might have been. Yeah, that was the slides. Yeah's the slides if you can find are you talking like
another ballroom video yeah it might have been yeah that was the slides yeah you know that's
just yeah this one this one wouldn't have had read good gift oh yeah formula box i'm excited
to share with you what i'll be doing next it's not selling auto insurance i'm excited to share
with you that hey that's part of the yeah i know i think you nailed it yeah. Because the less you put into it, the more people are going to talk about it.
Right.
They're going to be like, this is...
Because everyone just scrolls past all these reads.
That's one thing.
And then it's like, I see it.
I'm like, fucking Golki is a legend.
Yeah, you got to get the eyes.
Do you think...
Is it weird?
Because, like I said, you've been hanging out with us for like 24 hours.
You're the best.
Just, I want to hire you and just have a goki around but like is it kind of a mind fuck to be like holy shit what happened last week like
that will be something gets talked about for the rest of my life yeah absolutely i mean like a week
ago i was just i was the same person but i was just chilling at my place like getting ready for
a big game but nothing was really happening and now it's just like, I've gotten to meet a bunch of sick people and it's really
cool.
So I'm just trying to make the most of these opportunities, you know?
It's awesome.
It's fucking awesome.
And I love that it happened to Kentucky.
It makes it so much better.
That's the best part.
Yeah.
I don't know if you saw my quote, but I was like, the best part about that game is like
they have, what do they have?
Like four guys that are going to go pro?
At least.
At least.
Yeah.
So all these guys are going to make, 50 100 million dollars but you can literally for the
rest of your life be like but i had him i had him for i had him that's all that matters that's like
the best thing in sports you'll also be able to troll kentucky forever forever yeah that when
you're like 60 you could just like tweet something like yeah i don't even know just just tag kentucky
basketball or something and everyone would be like
that's the guy from the fucking yeah dude i was uh i was joking with my teammates the night before
the game and i was like i gave him a little miracle on ice speech i said i said we play
him 10 times we might lose nine but not this time yeah yeah you need to go even one further like if
louisville ever gets good again just like you random celebrity stops in Louisville before the Louisville Kentucky game.
Yeah, but don't announce it.
Show up at the Louisville Kentucky game this year and you're sitting behind the Louisville bench.
Yeah.
But you don't really tweet out that you're there.
Yeah, and we just kind of are all –
Yeah.
Wait until someone finds me.
Wait, so can you petition – you can't petition NCAA for an extra year?
I mean, I could petition, but they're not going to give it to me.
Why not?
I've already exhausted my chances, man.
If you need a character witness, I will be that for you.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Be a reference.
I'll write you down.
Just be like, NCAA, do you want Golke or no Golke?
That's Golke.
That's Golke 100 times out of 100.
And just say COVID.
That gets everybody an extra year of eligibility. I agree. That's a good point. that's gulky a hundred times out of honor and just say covid like it's everybody in our figure of eligibility i agree that's a good point it's covid
what are you gonna say covid if you did petition what would be the like the petition i'd be like
don't you want to watch people shoot stupid ass threes yes and that would work that would work
that would work that place yeah were you antonio brown Cracker of the Week? I was Cracker of the Month, actually.
Oh!
Holy shit.
Big time.
But some stuff's going down on CTS.
Talk about Cracker Jack.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if you saw that.
That is the Cracker Jack.
My God.
What's going down on CTS?
Someone's been running his account that he wasn't happy about.
Oh, no.
Yeah, so.
Was it the tweet from last night?
I don't know.
He was just freaking out this morning.
Because he had a tweet last night that was uh yeah quite something i'll send it to you is that the one going after demar hammer no no no that one's normal that's a normal tweet oh he had one
jerked off in a public pool and he's just fine right yeah oh yeah he can just do that on weird
shit yeah but he yeah the underwater uh i think that the penis head was emerging like a
like a cresting whale
he was like leaning back and like jerking off yeah antonio brown yeah this is it so combined
twin abby hensel tlc's abby and britney is now married to an army veteran oh no antonio brown said double the head yeah that's pretty good hashtag genius they're both teachers but they only get one paycheck and i
think that's an injustice wow really yep oh that's fucked yeah it is that is fucked is it because
they're women or because they're i mean it's probably one much lower sime's twin men would
be paid that would be so funny if they're like it has nothing to do with you being yeah you're women it's a glass ceiling uh all right so jack you ready for the gauntlet i'm
excited i'm uh what's the record mine oh wow what is it 128 that's that's pretty good 126
the perfect rock i'm trying to get under under three you have no frame of reference how would
you have no frame of reference well i mean someone have no frame of reference? Well, I mean, someone told me four is solid.
Four is actually not solid.
Three is solid.
Three below.
Okay, then my goal then is 230.
Okay.
In the threes, that's a respectable time.
In the twos is good.
Will you please just break the record?
You're the one person I'm very nervous about.
Just break the record.
The only thing I'm worried about is the baseball.
Everything else.
Oh, no, you're not a baseball player?
Not a baseball player.
Uh-oh.
Did you play football?
When I was younger.
Pewaukee?
Pewaukee.
He's the fourth Watt.
Oh, they went there.
Yeah, they're from there.
Beautiful place.
That's right.
Beautiful place.
Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
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All right, and Jack, you'll finish right here for trivia.
Yeah.
I am nervous about this.
I think he has a chance to kill us, kill me.
No one can kill you.
That's the thing.
What is the fastest time?
You can be beat by five seconds max.
Can we do a hypothetical fastest time, run just run it act like you did
everything the first try just go through the motions and then come in here and say 10 things
really quick that would set the bar i think you think under a minute yeah i think so if you hit
everything on the first try under a minute it's definitely doable and there's a list of 10 that
you know i think sporkle is the the big key here. He said he was going to dominate Sporkle.
So we'll see.
Where's Oakland?
Rochester? Michigan?
Auburn? Hales?
Rochester? Hales?
Is that a nice area?
Auburn?
Hales? It sounds like it, right? Sure does.
Yeah, that sounds nice. sounds very nice yeah all right
tell me when tj a lot of rochester's out there ton too many minnesota and brennan have a pirate
indiana oh chai has it never mind i'm ready it's a new york one is what else a place
you do comedy there?
Yeah.
Comedy.
We went there.
Yeah.
Got a garbage plate.
I like that Rust Belt vibe, though.
Yeah.
It feels home to me.
But it's just,
there's not much going on.
What's Brandon doing?
He's flirting, I think.
Are you flirting, Brandon?
One's from a listener.
Are you flirting?
I'm talking.
You guys are taking for fucking ever. Jack, is he flirting with you? Hey, is he bothering you? It's not unwanted I think. Are you flirting, Brandon? One's from a listener. Are you flirting? I'm talking. You guys are taking for fucking ever.
Jack, is he flirting with you?
Hey, is he bothering you?
It's not unwanted, man.
What are you doing?
Is he bothering you?
No, this is good.
No, we're talking.
All right.
Small talking, talking suburbs?
Don't worry about it.
Talking suburbs.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
You ready?
TJ, you ready?
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, big scoop of bags.
Uh-oh.
It's done.
He should be able to get it.
Congrats, big cat.
It's over.
Congrats, big cat.
Don't panic.
Oh, my.
Oh, no.
Don't panic.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Get the bags.
Reset.
Get the bags. Help him. Help him with the bags.oh. Get the bags. Reset. Get the bags.
Help him.
Help him with the bags.
Help him with the bags.
He's programmed to do one thing.
Literally one thing.
That's it.
He can't do anything else.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, wow.
What a shot.
Just made up a lot of time.
All right, this is where he said he's going to be bad.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
Yeah, he doesn't have a baseball swing.
No.
But I would give up every sport to be as good at shooting threes.
Yep.
Oh, there it is.
That's the one sporting ability I think that would be awesome through any age.
Yes. That and golf. Yes. Yep. Just being wet
Yep, Oh
What do like 50 year old wet dudes do here we go they go to the MCA yeah
Podcasts just get wet. Oh no. Oh no. He missed the three what?
Okay, there it is. Oh, no. Oh, no. He missed a three. What? Okay, there it is.
Oh, no.
We injured Golke.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
He did say he's not good shooting open threes.
He needs someone to hand him.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's see.
Eight NBA players scored over 3,000 defensive rebounds in Laker uniforms.
Ten names of the wives of the following celebrities.
LeBron James.
No, in Laker uniforms.
Oh, in Laker uniforms.
Okay.
Oh, four AFC West teams.
Chiefs.
Raiders.
Chargers.
Broncos.
Isosceles.
Or no.
Ooh.
Equilibrium.
Oh.
No, you're okay.
You got it. Ashton Kutcher's no. Ooh. Aquila. Oh, you're okay. You got it.
Ashton Kutcher's wife.
Mila Kunis.
IS.
Ryan Reynolds' wife.
TJ wanted no smoke with Isosceles.
John Legend's wife.
Live action movies featuring Will Ferrell.
Anchorman?
I don't know.
You can get the Lakers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Lakers.
Worthy.
Abdul-Jabbar. Here Lakers. Oh, yeah, yeah, Lakers. Worthy. Abdul-Jabbar.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
This is a...
Three more.
Three more.
Abdul-Jabbar is a common problem.
Will Ferrell in John C. Reilly movies.
Yeah, I'm not going to get that one.
Instruments.
Violin.
Cello.
Bass.
Ooh. How many do I need? one more one more laker player come on um gasol sol sol no no uh give me a o'neill give me an o'Neal. Shaq. Yeah.
You're 58.
That was good.
Yeah, solid.
Great time.
That was a good time.
You went two for seven on threes?
Oh, that's rough.
That's rough.
I mean, there's more pressure out here than anywhere else.
Yeah, everyone's watching you.
It's like a lesson on pressure.
It gets everyone.
It does get everyone.
Yeah.
Especially when you have one bad throw or hit with a wiffle ball bat.
I mean, you saw it.
I don't know how to play baseball.
Yeah.
You beat Cam Newton.
Okay.
Okay.
You beat Brandon Marshall.
You beat Will Compton.
There's a lot of people you beat.
Did you beat Edelman?
Beat Edelman?
Yeah.
Beat Billy football.
That's huge.
Damn.
Do you have a,
something named after you on a menu?
Oh.
I don't think I do.
Gotta get that.
Gotta get that.
I'll work on that.
Yeah.
I'll put some feelers out there.
All right, well, Jack,
thank you for coming, dude.
It's been an awesome day and a half and
anytime you want to come back i should probably give you my number yeah i'll dm you my number
just say it yeah i was about to say i won't do that i will i will dm you my number and then
yeah whenever you're in chicago just come yeah breeze with us much appreciated it's been a lot
of fun and thank you guys for having me. Yeah. All right. Jack Golke. Appreciate it. Have a good one.
March legend.
New best friend.
Safe drive, man.
We'll see you.
Great to meet you.
Great to meet you.
Big Cat.
Yeah.
Did La Puma respond?
Let's see.
Not yet.
I don't know.
Y'all ruined my chances.
I was having a good conversation.
What were you talking about?
Milwaukee Milwaukee
I say it wrong
I heard you say that
yeah it was a good end
yeah it was a good end
then we were all of a sudden
talking about the walkies
yeah
you were talking about the walkies
go run right back up to him
just be like
yeah you forgot your hug
do it
do it
no
no
do it
DJ spin the wheel
one more time do it DJ spin the wheel spin it quick hurry hey is he right there yeah yeah but no i want him i want like as he's
do we have a camera in the kitchen or in the front door as he's almost out the door yeah
yeah pulled him out of the car he's standing right there
so whoever it is has to do it right now
Yep
Motherfucker
Oh it's me
Wait
He's gonna believe this
I forgot your hug
I forgot your hug
Wait
Every time we have a guest we have to do that
Forgot your hug wheel Big Cat can we do that every time we have a guest, we have to do that. Forgot your hug. Forgot your hug wheel.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Big Cat, can we do that every time we have a guest?
I love that.
Forgot your hug.
Pause, though, because that's, if you think about it for more than a second.
No.
It's like standing at the top of a high dive.
Yeah.
I'll watch it back later and mortify you.
Where my hug at? Bro, you forgot you forgot you one thing wait you forgot your hug
come on dude how can you not hug oh i want more guests now yeah well we have some guys from the
tigers are coming in oh yeah we could hug them all oh no it's still one person that has to go
hug all of them. Boys!
Every single one of you forgot your hug.
It's weird.
Every single one of you forgot your hug.
When you say we have the Tigers coming in,
I picture the entire roster.
I asked Chuck.
He's like, I think like eight dudes are coming.
Eight Tigers?
Yeah.
Yeah, just walk up and be like, hold guys one second hug just pull it out of your
pocket did one of you guys forget how could you forget is any of yours he left this in the studio
oh man
gulky man what a guy how old is he 25 25 yeah he's two days older than connor griffin did you ask him
your goki question what was the goki you guys you guys have to ask him a question dude what's
the question ah it was when did such a good question i don't remember the question someone
have you gone by goki your whole life or did you go by jack yeah everyone calls everyone calls him
goki now And I was wondering
This is a fun name to say
I think I tweeted it 700 times on Thursday and Saturday
It's a last name that doesn't require a nickname
For the last name
Yeah it sounds like a hockey name
It's also a Korean barbecue
Bulgogi
Bulgogi
If he was
Golkerson and he played in hockey, he would be Golgi.
He'd be Golgi.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
He'd be Catsey, right?
Golgerson would be a good hockey name, too.
Golgerson?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be a good hockey name.
Anything with Gol in it is probably pretty good.
Yeah, true.
I'd probably be Catsey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Catsey.
What would you be? I'd probably have one of the inside joke nicknames probably be Catzy. Yeah. Yeah. Catzy. What would you be?
I'd probably have one of the inside joke nicknames, like Thunder Cock.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, maybe White Sox Brewers was a little gay.
We haven't even talked about that.
Yesterday was so much fun.
That Mincy versus pan rivalry.
Pound for pound funniest moment.
I hate saying this all the time.
The iPad.
The iPad.
Hank TV.
Hank released Hank TV afterwards.
Great scene from his perspective.
Brandon got hammered.
Yeah, and cool.
He tried to claim that he wasn't drunk.
It took like a five hour nap you had
a lot of tequila i wasn't drunk per se but i was feeling feeling about right but the five hot dogs
were the dominant force yeah i felt so yeah no i felt gross and i did i found my nap spot i took a
good three hour nap and it was perfect imagine if we tried to do 54 oh no they would have been
the little boys then we would have failed and They would have had to been the little boys.
Then we would have failed, and we would have been quitters.
I filled in for you on Quick Pick.
Oh, you were wasted because you were like,
I can't do it, can I?
I can't do Quick Picks, can I?
I also had to school your co-host on ball.
Jay?
Yeah.
Well, I have to do that every day.
Yeah.
It was quintessential
nerds versus guys who watch the
games. Because he was like, Caleb Love
has great volume shooting. And I was like,
well, they have to go in, Steven. I was right.
No, I was right. He's still claiming a victory.
I was right. 19 times. But I was
right, because I was like, he also sucks at
shooting. What was the pick, Steven? He had
Caleb Love over points. Did it hit?
It did not.
So how are you right?
We're not right.
Big Cat's saying that my argument was he's a lot of shooters.
But that was a stat versus watching the game.
The Tigers are here.
Because if you watch the game, you know that he sucks at shooting.
Okay.
Che, defend it in your quick picks voice.
Oh, the Tigers are here.
Yeah, those are the Tigers.
So wait, we need to pull up the roster.
First name of Tiger gets $100. Get the roster. Get the roster. Need the Tigers are here. Yeah, those are the Tigers. First name of Tiger gets $100.
Get the roster.
Eat the roster. Bad.
Is that a maglio or don't?
Who's the tall glass of water?
Get the roster off me. Tigers got me feeling like
Siegfried right now.
No.
Zoom in on headshots.
Oh, shit.
Now go back to them real quick.
Alright, tall guy. We've. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now go back to them real quick. All right.
All right.
Tall guy.
All right.
I see that.
We're going to find tall guy first.
Oh, fuck.
He's 6'4", at least.
Alex Fado.
They have a tall team.
Is that Jason Foley, maybe?
No.
That could be Casey.
Is that Casey Mudd?
He's younger.
Joey Wentz.
That's Joey Wentz.
Do you want me to walk by to get a...
Oh, they're walking by.
They're walking by.
They're walking by.
They're walking by.
God, I'm so scared. What's up, guys? What's up, guys? How They're walking by. They're walking by. What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
How we doing?
Good to see you.
What's up, boys?
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
All right.
One guy's old.
Fuck, fuck.
Who's the old guy?
None of them are Andy Ibanez.
No.
Uh-huh.
I don't think...
I don't think Torch is here.
That could have been Torch.
No.
No.
Torch.
No, shut up. Shut the fuck up. I want to get a test. We got to been Torch? No. Torch. Oh, shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I want to get a test.
We got to get one.
Hi.
We got to get one.
TJ, spin the hug wheel.
He should be the hug wheel.
TJ, spin the hug wheel.
You have to meet them first.
We have to try.
That's ridiculous.
No, no, we got to see the hug wheel.
No, no, no.
You can't say it.
You forgot your hug.
Oh, fuck.
Stay. Go get him. Get him, Chad. fuck. Steve, go get him.
Get him, Che.
Steve, go get him.
Go introduce yourself
and hug all of them.
No, they always forget the hug.
Che, go.
Just be like, hey, you guys didn't finish the tour
because you forgot your hugs.
Che, you better hurry.
Go, Che.
We don't know who they are. It doesn't matter. What if that's hurry. Gotta go. Go, Che. What do we know? We gotta find who
we want. We don't know who they are. It doesn't matter. What if that's not
the Tigers? Should I text Chuck? Could not be.
Maybe it's not.
Oh, no. Where's he going?
Che, hurry.
What? We don't have a camera to follow him, do we? It doesn't matter.
You just do it.
Honor system.
We gotta pull security. I swear to God
I hugged those five guys.
We don't know any of their names, so.
We should have cameras in the game we came, right?
They might not be on.
Blutman.
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.
No, that's.
Blutman.
Boys.
Oh, there's Evo.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, man, this is going to be awkward.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. This is going to be awkward. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
You forgot your hug.
You guys forgot your hugs.
Oh.
Refreshing.
He sat down to have two sips of water.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Don't bring him home.
Hey, I don't want your sloppy fucking seconds.
Oh, don't fit in another film.
Are there more now?
Oh, my gosh. Yeah, there we go.
Nice hug.
Good hug, Shay.
I forgot him. Good hug, Shay. Good hug. Here you. Nice hug. Good hug, Shay. I forgot him.
Good hug, Shay.
Good hug.
Here you go, Shay.
Good job, Shay.
Awkward, Shay.
Good hugs.
Good hugs.
Good hugs.
Shay, hold one longer than the rest.
Hold that one.
Hold that one.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold that one.
Wait, we should spin the forgot your hug and we should spin the amount of seconds the hug
has to be.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Tigers.
You're all pretty cool?
What?
They can't?
They want to?
Yeah.
I told Shaq, I think Shaq told them, so one of them will say they want to.
Oh, who?
Went to what?
Which one said it?
Who wants to do the gauntlet?
Who's doing the gauntlet?
Who wants to do the gauntlet who's doing the gauntlet who wants to do the gauntlet?
Yeah, I'm doing it pull up the roster when you know
All the way top all the way top all the way top
That's not no holy. It's the foley. That's not foley. No, that's not foley. That's foley dude
Foley. No, that's not Foley. That's Foley, dude. That's fucking Foley. I won't. It's fucking Foley.
Jason Foley.
That's not Foley.
It's Jason Foley.
It's not Foley.
It's Jason Foley.
Who wanted to do the gauntlet?
Foley?
Jason Foley?
Foley?
Foley?
I guess I feel like I have to.
Yes!
Nailed it!
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go!
Mark's the best.
Foley!
Fuck yes!
What a call.
I didn't think it was him.
Fucking love Foley.
All right, Brandon, go teach him. it was him fucking love Foley all right Brandon go should teach him so he's fully only
Are you good at baseball
Shit oh, he's got a potty mouth. Oh, yeah, I like
I don't know what's this? I think I think pitcher. He must be a pitcher. He's a pitcher.
Jason Foley?
Jason Foley?
Jason Foley?
Way to go, Titus.
Yeah.
Let's see some stats.
Let's get some stats.
Brandon's taller than him.
How tall is he?
He says 6'4". Detroit, Detroit, Detroit.
Okay, so he's a reliever?
Yeah, he's a pitcher.
He's had Tommy John before.
Oh, yeah.
You see the scar on his...
He's a right-handed pitcher.
Oh, all right.
Look at that detective work.
Holy...
Big elbow dab.
Going to his Wikipedia.
Fucking love fully.
Anyone?
Yeah.
Have to be at the right fit.
Okay.
After that, you get a three.
Okay.
Go down here, you get a three.
Oh, I think...
I think...
People are saying Tork is here,
number one draft pick.
Wait, Tork's here? That's what I said. Yeah. Oh. Yo, fucking Tork. Tork is here, number one draft pick. Wait, Tork's here?
That's what I said.
Yeah.
Oh, yo, fucking Tork.
Tork's here?
Tork's nice.
We'll help you.
We'll help you with that.
We'll give him a sample sparkle real quick.
He pitched it.
Torky.
Torky.
Torky, yeah.
Torky.
Torky, hop in.
This is his dream.
He said he lost too much on Barstool Sportsbook, so this is his dream.
Oh, okay, nice.
That's probably my fault.
Did you think Stu Feiner actually had good picks?
Where's he at?
Tell him to sit his crazy ass down in here.
I love Torkey.
Torkey, I like you putting up a good number here.
I don't know.
I think three points.
I know.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
Yeah, yeah.
Torquay's being mum.
Torquay.
Alright, are we ready?
Brandon, really help him.
I'm going to help him.
Alright, okay.
Is there a line?
It's sitting on the line.
The gold thing is the line.
Are you good at bats?
Average.
Dude, I'm more nervous than baseball games right now.
Not even close.
All right.
We good?
Yeah. Yeah.
You're in the way of the camera, Brandon, but yes.
All right.
You're in the way of the camera, Brandon.
There it is.
Yep.
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
All right.
That's a wrap.
It's done. That's over. Panic has's over panic has said holy come on dude. Holy
Top cheddar better. Alright. Oh. Oh! Football behind.
Oh, he's doing good.
He's under 30.
He's going for the record.
I hope he's dumb.
Gotta get your rebound.
I hope he's dumb.
Oh.
Oh, he's got it.
Oh, direct hit.
Three ball.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Hit it.
Oh, no.
Hit it.
Uh-oh.
No man has it all.
Nope.
There we go. go. Watch out.
Don't get hurt, Foley.
That would be.
Yeah, yeah, get in, get in.
Go, go, go, go.
20 seconds, you beat the record.
20 seconds.
Ten cities where the main campuses are located.
Bottom right.
University of Michigan.
Ann Arbor.
MIT. Penn State. Penn State, are located. Bottom right. University of Michigan. Ann Arbor. MIT.
Penn State.
Penn State.
Happy Valley.
Ohio State.
Michigan State.
Chapel Hill.
Lansing.
New Haven.
Indiana.
I don't know.
Ohio State.
Columbus.
Colorado.
Five largest cats in the world.
Lions.
Panther.
10 NFL teams, most wins.
Yeah.
All-time NFL team.
This would be embarrassing if you don't get one of these largest cats in the world.
Patriots.
Patriots.
That's a really bad look.
Largest cats.
Come on, man.
Cats, Foley.
Fucking O.
You do.
Foley, who? Liger.. You do. Foley hoop.
Liger.
Yeah.
Wait, is that NFL?
No, that wasn't it, but keep going with the NFL team.
NFL teams with the most wins.
Chiefs?
Niners?
That feels right.
How's the Niners on there?
There we go.
Two more.
Niners.
I said Chiefs, not Packers.
Yeah.
Where are you right now? Where are you right now?
Where are you right now?
Fucking Bears.
Fucking Bears.
Holy shit. Great time.
Great time.
Except for the time when you forgot
the Tiger. That was bad.
No, that was an incredible time. That was a good time not going to lie.
No, that was an incredible time.
That was a good time?
Yes.
You're like top five all the time.
We're talking top five.
That was one of the most nervous I've ever been.
Yeah, he beat Aaron Foster, beat Cam Newton, beat Julian Edelman.
These are players we're talking.
Yeah.
Fucking players, dude.
Yeah, those are real players.
Fuck yeah, dude.
This might be the highlight of my career.
Yeah, that was huge. Hey, did you get better with once you had tommy john uh
i don't know because i'm thinking about just getting tommy john to see if i can throw if you
want to get tj yeah i want to get some tj it's not a great rehab but like i'll be down for you
i mean yeah yeah right recommend it okay but just a thought. Still got aspirations to play?
No, I just want to be able to throw a little bit faster.
Oh, did you put 101 on the black yesterday, brother?
101?
Yeah, I did do that.
That was what adrenaline was kicking.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah.
Where's Javi?
Who knows?
Who the fuck knows?
Getting booed by him.
Yeah, that was crazy.
I know.
All right, wait.
Does anyone else want to go?
Dude, get in there.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Torquay.
Come on, Torquay.
Come on, Torquay.
Come on, Torquay.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, absolutely.
Appreciate it, man.
Yeah.
Crush that.
The question?
There's a lot of them?
Yeah, all you have to do is get 10. You only have to get 10. Yeah. Good shit, Foley. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. Crush that. Yeah, all you have to do is get 10.
You only have to get 10.
Yeah.
Good shit, Foley.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
Tiger.
So good.
Yeah, the pressure is on.
Big time pressure.
It's my job.
This is my job.
Oh, Che's trying to steal.
Oh, Che and Brandon are having a little turf war right now.
Torkey's up.
Wait, what's his deal?
He's the number one pick, I think.
Can we look him up real quick?
Oh, this year?
A couple years ago.
Okay.
Spencer Torkelson.
I've heard of that name, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I don't want to be that guy, but you're not allowed to hold the bat.
Did he play last year?
2020 draft, number one overall.
1-1's got to feel so fucking good.
What a fucking day.
And then we also all agree we're going to do someone's going to have to forget their hug.
We are.
No, but that was like a pre-hug.
Yeah, that was a pre-hug.
How about just the person has to go up to
Foley and Tork last?
Someone we had
before.
The boys are
coming out of their shell out there.
Alright, Torky, you ready?
I'm ready.
3, 2,
1, go.
Oh, groovy. Oh, no. right, three, two, one, go. Ooh, groovy.
Oh, it's –
Oh, no.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Malice.
Ooh.
Oh, Malicek.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, Malicek.
You can go up.
Oh.
Coach and Brandon.
It's electric!
All these guys are giving him shit.
Eww! Nasty!
Tactical. That was nasty!
Oh!
That was insane.
I've never seen that happen. That was the coolest thing
that's ever happened. Oh my god.
That's the coolest gauntlet moment ever.
We gotta play that. That was like 125. Oh my god, that's the coolest
Does make sense he has an arm
Kind of forget that baseball players should have harm yeah, there it is
He's crushing it My Holy shit. He hit the fuck out of the ball. He did.
That was awesome.
Oh, my God.
That was so cool.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Top rack.
It's a baseball player, folks.
Baseball player.
Yep.
Yep.
He's got to beat Foley. Hit this.
He's got to.
He's got to hit this.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Winded.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The boys have gone silent.
You never want your boys to go silent.
Starting to look away.
Oh no.
Torky.
Oh no.
Torky.
Torky.
When the boys go silent.
Oh no.
They're not even clowning.
No.
He's clowning himself.
One of them is just in their calculator app
on their phone.
Here we go.
All right.
Seven teams Patrick Beverly
has played on. Branches of the U.S.
military. Five members of Michigan's
Fab Five.
Which question?
All right.
You got the Sixers.
Yep.
Clippers.
Yep.
Lakers.
Yep.
All right, what's the other?
Eight states that begin with a vowel.
What's a vowel?
A-E-I-O-U.
Yeah.
All right.
Arkansas.
No, it's and, and in a vowel.
Oh, and, and.
I'm sorry.
I fucked you over.
California. Arizona. No. Arizona. It's end, and in a vowel. Oh, and, and. I'm sorry. I fucked you over. California.
Arizona.
No.
Arizona.
And, and, and.
Like Idaho.
Arizona, he said.
Say Idaho.
Idaho.
Yep.
No, not Utah.
Indiana.
Alabama.
Alabama.
There we go.
The whole team's out.
Three more.
Branches of the U.S. military.
Navy.
Army. Marine Corps Coast Guard
that was a great time
that was a good time
I need to do more conditioning
dude you hit the shit out of that
that was awesome
what were you going to say, Brandon?
Major League Baseball.
Yeah, I should.
How sick was it
going 1-1?
Yeah, it was probably
the best feeling ever. Yeah.
That's got to be sick.
1-1.
Yeah.
Very awesome moment. I mean, yeah. Yeah, a very awesome moment.
Let me picture it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's sick.
That would seem awesome.
Yeah, that's sick.
All right, well, thank you, man.
No, I appreciate you guys.
Yeah.
Tigers.
Shout out to the Tigers.
Yeah, thank you, Tigers.
Stepping up.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah, appreciate it, man.
Best of luck this year. Appreciate it. Always welcome back. Oh, my gosh. Thank you, guys. Yeah, appreciate it, man. Best of luck this year.
Appreciate it.
Always welcome back.
Oh, my gosh.
This is the best.
This is a dream, just having a Major League Baseball team just walk in.
Yeah.
Hang out.
All right, so now we've got to spin the wheel.
We just forgot the hug.
Oh, boy.
We already.
No, that was a pre-hug.
Oh, no.
Which one?
Die, die, die.
We got to wait until they're starting to...
But just single those two out.
Just fully in torque.
You have to just single those two out.
You just got to single those two guys out.
Just be like, hey, bro, real quick, you forgot your hug.
Got it.
Baseball players are like sneaker shoppers the most.
Really?
Less is more with the words.
I also love the simplicity of baseball players where it's like Spencer Torkelson is.0001% of athletes in the world.
And then he sits down and he's like, what's a vowel?
Yeah. That was a like athletes in the world. And then he sits down and he's like, what's a vowel? Yeah.
That was the same.
I love it.
But when you focus on one thing so much, you dump that information you don't need, like vowel.
Right.
Yeah.
He didn't even know.
I didn't even try to explain why.
I didn't even try to explain why.
And Foley not getting Tiger was incredible.
Yeah.
What a moment.
It's so cool how like just shameless he is. Like, I don't know what it, like if I was in that situation, like I can't think of any right now. Yeah. Was incredible. Yeah. What a moment. It's so cool how just shameless he is.
If I was in that situation, I'd be like, I can't think of any right now.
He said, I don't know what the fuck a vowel is.
What is a vowel?
That's the most confident man in the world.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
Did you see me hit that baseball, dude?
Can we see that again?
He fucking smoked that thing.
Holy fuck.
It was like the speed of light flashed in front of our face.
I know that I should expect it because we're a lot bigger,
but just the fact that the Detroit Tigers just walked in
and then two of the guys were like,
yeah, I'll play your stupid fucking game.
It's definitely this rules.
And they were nervous.
They should never be nervous about this.
Look at us.
Right.
We make professional athletes nervous.
Think about that, boys.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we do.
And they're going to be way more nervous when Mook has to go hug them.
Oh, this was so sick.
Tactical.
That was nasty.
Oh, yeah.
That was insane. Yeah, yeah. That was insane.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Malasek was on the cusp of an all-timer there, though.
He made some legit saves.
Yeah.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Showing out against the boys.
That hit you guys just showed hit the ceiling and then still cleared the second deck, which is crazy.
That's perfect.
Yeah, because I was going to initially say, all all right this is a good time go wait yeah get me call him out
because you got to get him out here
oh that's a good one that's a good hug that's a good one. That's a good hug.
That's a good one.
Oh, he's kind of holding you, Mook.
Yes.
Great hug.
They didn't even think about it.
No.
It's nice.
We're bringing back hugs.
Somebody's going to be not about it.
Yeah, but is this something that we, like, if you just went up to someone
and you forgot your hug, they automatically be like, man, I thought you'd never ask.
I think some people just like and embrace everyone.
Dude, we just had a moment.
Note from our stat keeper, Spencer Torkelson, fastest wiffle ball time of all time.
Yes.
And the fact that he hit the ceiling and it still went as a home run is insane.
We should start having people wear that chip that we could track.
Oh, yeah.
Do we still have that? I don't know if we. we oh do we not oh no we do yeah we do still have the thing set up it was just for
mincy versus club yeah that was all that money thousand dollar system what the man bras yeah
yeah took two weeks to install all for mincy told me uh that he has a Idea for the Yak
For next week
So who knows what that will be
Better would be good
He's not here today
So well
Yeah
He's an idea guy
How did he approach you
With this idea
I texted him
I was like
Thanks for doing the Yak today
It was very fun
He was like
What did he say
He said something like
No problem
I got an idea
For next week
What do you think it is Thanks I'm Got a Yak idea He said something like, no problem. I got an idea for next week.
What do you think it is?
Thanks.
I got a yak idea for next week to run by you.
I don't want him to just – I want to know now.
It's probably just getting the Ole Miss women's basketball coach on the yak.
Getting Coach Yo on the yak.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to say lay the idea on me.
Yeah, let's see. We should take chances or take shots at guessing what this idea is.
Was this after the – so this was later in the day yesterday.
Yeah, it was at night.
It's going to be a hogs for the cause.
Oh, it's coming up, yeah.
It's coming up.
So maybe –
Although he hasn't hit that hard at all.
It's usually final four weekend.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's going to be a hogs for the cause. You think he's at the airport right now he's at the airport he's at the ashville regional airport
right now yeah he's going to see his uh he's going home for easter to see his family yeah
uh seeing his nephew for the first time very cute yeah i hope his nephew looks exactly like him
do you a baby mince would i mean that's the likelihood of that is hi i don't know i think he's a one-on-one type type of guy i would agree yeah he's like a
refractor card or whatever they call yeah he's a black finite one yeah go fuck i think i've seen
this pull the one of one mince i think i've seen his dad and it's you can see it yeah yeah you can
see it where you've seen his dad i've seen his dad i'll say it like that you can see it. Yeah? Yeah. You can see it where it comes from. You think you've seen his dad? I've seen his dad.
I'll say it like that.
You can see it.
What's his deal?
Just an older mensy.
Older mens?
Yeah.
Do you think he stays up at night worrying about his son?
No.
I think they go to bed with the best of assurances that things are going to work out perfectly.
I mean, if they watched yesterday, they would have to be.
I mean, they watched this guy survive toddlerdom and infancy and i can't imagine what i think he's still in that
what if mincy didn't have pubes yet
he just hasn't gone through puberty
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tickets lowest price guaranteed did you guys notice oh yeah yeah yeah you can see it yeah
if you turn around you probably have no ass oh that's his father yeah there's no ass in that
family yeah they've not had ass for generations and the arms the way the arms build the torso yeah um did you guys hear torky when he was walking
out he's like this place is the best that was awesome i hope this sets a precedent because
this is the first series of the year yeah white socks and cubs gonna play a lot of teams yeah
hopefully especially with the new schedule how this there's like not as many league games
or division games.
Yeah.
Just cycling through here.
Why not?
So did they open yesterday and they have their day off today
and then play again tomorrow?
Yeah.
So that might be a problem with trying to get guys –
There's no more open days.
And Cubs are always tough because they play day games.
But we'll get through it.
We'll get through it.
We always do.
We'll find a way, yeah.
Yeah.
We always find a way. We'll somehow get through it. Persevere. We'll find a way, yeah. Yeah. We always find a way.
We'll somehow get through it.
Persevere.
Hey, do we want to try to put KB in a balloon?
Yeah.
Yeah, we need to do that.
But I thought Zah was a key part of this.
He's not here, right?
Zah wants to get in the balloon, but I was thinking about it.
Is that the best visual?
I think it would just be too easy.
Is it any worse than any of the other visuals we've done with Zah?
No.
We might lose Zah in there.
Yeah.
That's a lot of- Let's try to get you in a balloon, KB.
So based on when we first blew it up,
it didn't seem like any part of a human could get in.
I think we might need to cut the top of it.
Well, then how?
The hose at the top.
The blower?
Do we have scissors? Passing him the blower? Do we have scissors?
Passing him the blower.
I think if we do this, KB, you can...
Does that work?
I got you.
Would it be too loose, though?
What?
Brandon?
He said passing the blower?
Yeah.
I really want to see KB inside of a blower.
Yeah, how do they...
It looks like their opening is a lot stretchier.
The red one looked more like this one looks, I think.
As I shoved my father into a balloon.
My father.
My father.
Why is this not turning on?
Oh, did we...
Did we have to plug it in?
How in the hell is KB going to go in that hole? Go. Get Did we... We have to plug it in? How in the hell is KB going to go in that hole?
Go.
Get in there.
We have to plug it in.
Yeah.
Oh, no, that...
First.
I think we lost the battery.
And then a slide in?
The blower doesn't even work?
I think we left it on.
Oh, yeah, it should have that...
We left it on.
Oh, fuck.
We 100% left it on.
Where's the...
No, the battery should plug in right back there.
Where?
Oh, we have a pack?
Oh, we got a pack right here.
Oh, is that the charger?
There we go.
Oh.
Oh.
Shit.
There's no battery in it.
I tell you, I don't do yard work.
Why is it just staying on
that was awesome wait that's how you get funk, dude.
Even the funk.
Oh, natural funk.
Yeah, we just funked you up.
Funked you up.
I don't know why it's staying on, Brandon.
Okay.
Blew my headphones off.
There we go.
All right.
I think we cut the top of this. Do we have scissors?
I think if we cut the top of this. Do we have scissors? I think if we cut the top of this.
People are saying.
What?
Fold the top in on itself.
I don't know if we have a balloon expert in the chat.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, like peel it back?
Oh, yeah.
Cuff it?
Yeah, but that would make it tighter, wouldn't it?
No, make it tighter just further down.
I think we got to try it.
We have a bunch of them.
At least cut the top halfway down. We cut this and then we just try to seal it? Yeah to try it. We have a bunch of them so we at least cut the top yeah halfway down I would cut this and then we just try to maybe chill it down. Yeah, try it
We'll get scissors
Where'd the red one you think the red ones better?
I had a red one had a way stretchier like this opening you can't even get like your arm into the red ones seem better
oh
Yeah, oh yeah, oh
Okay, oh yeah oh yeah oh okay oh yeah oh i think kb can get in this definitely I just like that I like that a lot
Can I touch it?
No
Alright so I think if we both If we have two people stand on either side of it and open it, he can get his foot in.
He's got to get his foot two feet in, and then we can...
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
I think he's getting scissors.
Like, if you guys hold it on either end, and then you stretch it...
Some is going to deflate, like in that video.
Yeah, yeah, you you gotta keep doing it I think we can try to do this this way KB
Take off your shoes
Yeah I think you
You get down in there and just pull
Okay
And what are we
We're just trying to get like one leg in Two legs in Cause I think all the air is gonna get sucked out Get down in there and just pull. Okay. And what are we...
We're just trying to get, like, one leg in, two legs in?
Because I think all the air is going to get sucked out,
but we've got to get your...
I think you've just got to get a leg in.
Oh, breaking news, breaking news.
Breaking news.
Mincy's idea is Hogs for the Cup.
Aha.
Yes.
Mincy's idea. Go ahead, play the. Aha. Yes. Mincy's idea.
Go ahead, play the music.
Some kind of follow-up from the hogs.
10K last year since it is next weekend on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Not a 10K, though.
Maybe similar to pro day challenges with different wrinkles.
We'd like to raise some money and awareness again to keep that momentum going as please as possible.
Mincy's got to roast the whole hog for us.
We could die. I want him to to roast the whole hog for us. Oh, my God. We could die.
I want him to start with killing the pig.
Yes.
Yes.
Mincy has to go from maybe even getting like a little piglet.
He has to raise a piglet.
Raise a piglet.
Yes.
Raise up a pig.
Let it loose in the office.
Name it.
Mincy has to catch it.
All right, KB, you ready?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Did you take your shoes off. I did
All right, so you if you guys stretch really hard
We just gotta get one foot in if that air is gonna go
But then you get one foot in then you get you gotta get the foot and the nozzle keep going
Kyle are you nervous or excited? Okay
Yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Excited. Okay. Ready? Ready? You're gonna have to get in that box and go right out. Yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh he's in it!
Oh my god!
Alright, alright, you guys talk.
Alright, alright, so the leg is in.
Looks like a king.
We got one leg in.
He's gonna blow it up more.
Alright.
Oh.
Wow.
It's gonna be in more.
We can do this.
It's gonna happen, folks.
The second leg is in.
It's gonna be in more. It's gonna be in more. It's gonna be in more. It's gonna be in more. It's gonna be in more. Wow. We can do this.
It's going to happen, folks.
The second leg is up.
The second leg is up.
The second leg is in.
The ass is going to be a problem.
Oh, I'm going to love looking at this.
It's going to be hard to keep that air in.
Yes.
Yes.
It's getting there.
It's over the S.
Is it over the S?
Turn, turn, turn.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my God.
I just got to blow it up again.
Let me blow it up first.
Here, let me seal it and blow it up.
And then once you're blown up...
Alright, they gotta find a point of entry here.
I guess the ass is the best place.
Oh, he's going down the front.
Would you go front or back here?
Oh!
Uh, I'd go front.
Uh, air having trouble.
Catching.
Kyle, how's it feel on your penis?
Arm is in.
Folk's arm is in.
Oh, the balloon is torn.
Fuck. Oh. I think we've got to stretch out the balloon is torn oh yeah all right Kyle thanks man no I don't even lose we got whoa you all right we are not done. It looks like lipstick.
We've got to pre-stretch the balloon.
I want to see you in this balloon so bad.
Are you freaking out, Kyle? I'm having trouble.
Here, come here.
Scissors? all right that's stretched right yeah
what's that i don't know i think there's too much air going in we might have to play with
it for a little bit like start pulling it apart out at break i broke it it was the air shooting
the balloon or the blower blower let me work on the blower we're working on the blower
oh we were so close i feel like i was gonna get in The balloon or the blower? The blower. Let me work on the blower. We'll be working on the blower.
We were so close. I know.
We were so close.
I thought I was going to get in.
You doing a hard reset, Brando?
Yeah.
I might just have to blow it up by our mouth.
Oh, goatee.
That's good shit right there.
Yeah.
This is fun. I'm having a lot of fun. Here's good shit right there. Yeah. This is fun.
I'm having a lot of fun.
Let me fix it.
Yep.
I'm the tech guy.
It's broken.
Fuck!
It sounded like it short-circuited or something.
It smells like burnt plastic, too.
Yeah, the battery's fine.
The air blowing back in fucked it up.
Short circuit.
You got a taste of its own medicine.
Yeah.
How did it feel?
How did your bottom half feel in there?
There was a point when my second leg got in that I felt like I could have put more of my body into it if I wanted to.
Like knelt down?
Yeah.
How was the air directly on your penis?
I didn't feel it on my penis. You had to have felt something. You didn't air directly on your penis? I didn't feel it on my penis.
You had it.
You didn't feel anything on your penis?
I did not feel any sensation on my penis.
Did you feel it on your penis?
Where did you feel the air?
I didn't really feel the air.
It was so tight that I guess I kind of felt it.
Oh, we've got to get a new blower.
Take the battery out and put it back in, someone said.
Take the battery out and blow on the battery.
Chunk said the back pressure burnt the motor up.
Who said that?
Chunk.
Oh, Chunk said it.
Chunk.
Chunk sounds right.
I'm going to believe him when it comes to gardening equipment.
Blew the motor out?
Back pressure fucked the motor.
It's shot.
That's from B-Chrom.
Back pressure will do that.
Buck.
Shit.
Paige. Paige.
Paige.
We need a new blower, Paige.
Blower.
Not today, but next week we need a new blower.
Broke the blower.
Tube is way too big.
Need like a one-inch or two-inch hose.
Oh.
Yeah.
We need a new blower with a smaller end.
Yeah. Oh. A new blower with a smaller end yeah oh great the second blower has hit yeah okay well this one damn broken
broke it it's freaking broke i want to see kb hopping around in this ball
let me work on that no i will get in yeah i think so too i think i think stretching it out more like Broke it freaking broke. I want to see KB hopping around in this ball
Yeah, I will get in yeah, I think so too I think I think stretching it out more like blowing it up a few different times. What are you gonna do Brandon?
What does that mean?
Let's take a look just yeah, we got any attachments in there. You just gonna fiddle faddle. Just give it a little
Nothing you're gonna do nothing
Let bro waffle.
Should we
try the cutting?
Yeah, we could try the cutting.
But I worry
if the hole's too big, then when you're blowing it up
the air can come right back out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like we were on the right track.
Uh-huh.
What ultimately punctured it?
Your arm?
I tried to squeeze a little bit too much into it, and then it just burst.
But I could prevent that.
All right.
Oh, that one, yeah, that one won't work.
All right, we'll try it next week.
No, because it needs to be like, that was the right one,
but it just needs to be small at the end.
I have the same exact one.
Okay.
Well, we tried.
We'll try again next week.
Yeah.
We won't stop until we get you in a balloon.
Yeah.
What are you going to do once you're in there?
Just bounce around?
Probably just go with my gut.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'd be great if we got you in a balloon like on a day that the Detroit Tigers walked in.
Like some type of big guest and we're like, yeah, that's our balloon boy.
You had to ask him for a hug.
While in there.
Yeah.
They would have enjoyed the hug.
Dude, baseball players are chill.
Yeah.
They might be the most like down to earth athletes, I think.
I think hockey still.
Hockey, yes.
Because hockey, they don't get paid a ton.
But baseball players, yeah, they're up there.
Just dudes.
I mean, that's most of their job is just chilling.
Yeah, chilling with the pros.
Most of the time, you're just hanging out.
There's a little bit of baseball in there,
but it's mostly just fucking chilling.
We actually probably are the only profession
that can kind of relate to professional athletes
so all we do
is just chill
yeah our
chill to action
ratio is like
right up there
yeah
we have very
little action
a lot of chill
how did the
painting go
yesterday
oh
it was a blast
it was a blast
it was fun
a lot of fun
we all painted
our
how we look
at muke
how we see
muke
yep
can we see
the results
you guys tweet the results?
Did you guys tweet the results?
Yeah, it's on Anus Instagram. Yeah.
That's Rudy's.
Okay.
Bad.
I was going to say that was pretty good.
I was going to say that's not bad at all.
Until the head, it was great.
Yeah.
You always start with the head.
TJ also.
Oh, Lapuma hit me back.
He said, need you and KB to bring that jake connor energy tell kb no rehearsals but if he wants to study up on what the first air max bubble was based off i'm all for it oh i think you're in
he's the man i think you're fucking it you and lapuma are gonna be thick as thieves
that's how you're going sneaker shopping man
he's such a good guy i mean he must have listened if he said rehearsed right yeah yeah he must know
us oh my god yeah kyle doesn't have to be posted i just want to do it yeah how do you feel about a
banked episode yeah he's like it's coming out don't worry That would be cooler Like what Chef Donnie did to Nick
Yeah
How many weeks did it take for that to come out
He was fucking jerking me around
Did he bank your episode or did he just delay you coming on the show
He banked the episode still hasn't come out
Wait it still hasn't come out
I thought it did
One of yours came out
Yeah it was the sequel
Part 2 came out Part Yeah, it was the sequel. Part two came out.
Part two and three are out.
Part one, everybody's just lost.
You can't start at the sequel.
Luke, when is your Perth trip?
We have the flight credits.
Oh, so you haven't
rebooted? Not yet, no.
But chords are coming in
Oh yes, chords across America
Chords across the world
We're making him just lug a bunch of old tech to Australia
There's Nick's painting
I have a box of chords in my house
That I'm just going to give to Mook
So his whole bag is just going to be chords
Mook looks like a painting man
He's going to get stopped so many times
And you just got to give out the chords
To the indigenous Australians They're going to want stopped so many times. And you just got to give out the cords.
Yeah.
To the indigenous Australians.
Yes.
They're going to want them.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
I hope someone whips you with a cord.
You should sign some.
Autograph some.
Autograph some cords.
Yeah.
I'm in.
Air Max bubble.
Research up.
Oh, yeah.
I got him that shirt to wear. Oh, nice.
This is going to go well.
Yeah.
We're going to just get you arrested.
Are you going all the way around the world?
I think so.
Yeah.
What is Australia prison like?
I mean, wasn't Australia just a prison when it started?
It's a prison island, right?
Really?
Penal colony.
You'll miss me with that.
Pause. Penal. Pause, bro. island right real penal colony yeah people miss me with that pause you know pause bro
the montana boys are in shambles oh why montana boys uh picture with kristin i didn't see that
i saw some clips no she's in shambles oh no kade with the k and and Caleb with a K are trying to sabotage Mark's relationship with Kristen.
No.
By clowning him for it.
Where's the news?
Not trivializing it.
Talking about how old she is.
What?
Yeah.
Where'd you get this news?
I saw some clips.
Can I see them?
They go on podcasts with other, like, jacked cowboy hot guys.
We've got to find these clips, DJ.
They all were just discussing it.
Oh, my God.
So they're trying to
break him up because they know that if he like marries they're 22 yeah i don't have a hard time
meeting girls right so i want to know why you two are single right now and why you waited so long
to get into something the main reason would be just because we're bad at talking to girls
no you're no way that's a good answer though it's not true well i mean really sometimes we get pretty awkward and
we get nervous i mean i think my case is i have to go out with these two guys every time so
it's tough it's tough world out there but i can spit game though fortunately so i believe it works
out for me but so are you guys just going buck wild now that you're here in Nashville and the options are
limitless?
We're all going buck wild other than Mark Estes.
Oh.
Cutter?
Okay, so you guys obviously.
His name's Cutter?
It might be his nickname.
Yo, you boys want to go buck wild tonight?
Dude.
He's missing out on going buck wild.
No, he's not.
But he has love, man.
That's better than anything else in the fucking world.
24-year-old boyfriend?
Oh, I wish I was a key cab there.
Look at that.
Hmm.
Oh.
Huh.
It's a good TikTok. It's a good TikTok
It's a great TikTok
You nailed it
Dude that
They're gonna
They're gonna have a
Nasty fallout
I know I can see it already
Cause they
You could tell that was like
They wanted to go in but
Cause it used to be
The three of them
Dicking people down
Now it's just
Yeah
They should be happy
That the hunkest of the hunk isn't...
True, off the market.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Do you think Jay Cutler gives a single fuck?
No.
No.
Yeah.
Definitely not.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah?
He was...
How long was he with her?
Like 10 years?
Marriage?
Yeah, kids.
He's got to feel a little something
That young buck isn't fucking like Jay
No
Hell no
Jay's a real man
Yeah
I can't
Next time I'm in Nashville
I'm going to touch one of them
I don't know how
Nashville or Montana?
I think they live in Nashville
They're in Nashville
We had a Yak fan that sent us a picture
Of him touching one
Oh really?
Yeah
I missed that
Where is it? It was like the day after I don't think he tagged you Because he knew you'd be too mad I would be We had a Yak fan that sent us a picture of him touching one. Oh, really? Yeah. I missed that.
Where is it? It was like the day after.
I don't think he tagged you because he knew you'd be too mad.
I would be.
I'd be like, rub your hands on something and send it.
Just a blank piece of paper.
I think we've got to move the goalposts.
Why?
Touching is too easy.
If you see them, you're going to.
Maybe you forgot about the hug?
Touch them somewhere.
Not like a sexual... Maybe on their perfect
tattoo? Maybe two hands around the navel
like this. Yeah, yeah. Form a
triangle around the navel. So now this
is going to be who can get knocked out by a Montana
boy. They'd let us.
I think I'd... Yeah.
You can't do a navel triangle. You can't do
a navel triangle. You think that's
fighting? You've never seen my silver tongue in action.
Oh, that's fate on sight.
You could chunk.
You did it aggressively.
How can you do it not aggressively?
Demonstrate.
Gently.
Show us.
Brandon, stand up.
Gently is worse than aggressively.
All right, so I'm the Montana boy?
Yeah, stand up.
You're at the bar.
Get into character here.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Look at the bar. Really, get into character here. Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Look at Montana boy.
They're more down to earth.
Those perfect tattoos.
What's up?
How you doing?
Hey.
My God.
Good to see you, man.
I'm a big fan of what you do.
Yeah, thank you.
Good God.
Who made you?
Oh my god.
Perfect.
Who made you?
Who made you? Who made you?
That's a great one.
That was perfect.
I think that works.
God damn it.
Are the tigers still here?
I'll do that to the tiger.
They won't.
I would rather do that than hug one.
That was awkward.
That was awkward.
Oh, fuck.
Someone's going to be able. Someone's going to navel.
Somebody's going to triangle navel.
And say, who made you?
No, no, no.
He said he would do it.
No, no, no.
This is too far.
I think this is too far.
This has gone way too far.
Yeah, this is too far.
I mean, I'm not triangle naveling the tiger. This is too far. Yeah, let's fucking do it. Titus.
I mean, I'm not triangle naveling the tiger.
Yeah, you are.
Sounds like a wrestling move. Nick said he would do it.
I said I would do it.
This was a Nick Turaney idea.
This was a Nick Turaney idea.
It's not my idea.
I said I was going to do it to a Montana boy.
You said you could do it to anybody.
I can do it to anybody.
Go do it.
No, because I don't want to waste my freaking time.
Someone nope I do.
You can't nope I do. That means you have to do it, I said nope I won't that's not a thing Nick has to do it now if we
get proof of concept moving forward wait should we squat on squad and enable them? Pull your torquey.
I was ready to do it.
Lead from the front.
I mean, you were so good with Brandon.
What do you mean they're looking at you?
Yeah, but Big Cat, they know Big Cat.
They're going to let Big Cat do it.
Big Cat, stop.
Dan, stop.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Dan.
Non-stop.
No, it's still.
Hey, what's up, guys?
So we got this thing on the show.
I got a dime in your navel now.
So you guys care if I just put my hands on your stomach real quick?
Get him.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
All right, so who's he going to?
No, wait.
I think he's just doing it.
He's dapping somebody.
He's dapping them all.
So there's one. He's going to. Oh, that's a good doing it. He's tapping somebody. He's dappin them all So there's one he's gonna. Oh, that's a good dab. He's good. I'm such a pussy. Yeah, I wouldn't even navel a tiger
Wait You almost got a free fade. I got a free fade. Wait, that was great.
You were good.
That was amazing.
You were good.
They were confused.
Yes.
You played that perfectly.
God damn it.
I just had to go all the way around so that I had a little bit of establishment that I wasn't a creep and then creep them.
Moving forward, there has to be some order to this.
Say it out loud and make someone do it.
Oh, God damn it.
That was so awkward.
Yeah.
And he was kind of pissed.
Yeah, he was definitely confused.
I felt, yeah.
Just put your hands in another man's tummy.
The Detroit Tigers came into the Barstool Chicago office and got sexually assaulted.
I feel like I have to go do something to say goodbye now for real.
You might have to.
Yeah.
I think you got to. Yeah.
TJ, can we see his reaction?
Did you say something like a line?
He was taking it back a little. No, I was just asking him about what their schedule was.
Oh, he's still pissed.
I was asking him about their schedule.
I was asking him if they're coming to play the Cubs.
And I was like, all right, C-Boys, thank you so much for stopping by.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
It wasn't that bad.
No, it wasn't that bad.
Tork liked it. liked it Tork loved it
Oh man
Maybe it's too far
I think I went too far boys
I think I went too far
I still think about the day you went too far
You asked Ray Romano
If his twins ever kissed
I wanted to crawl out of my own skin i
wanted to leave i wanted to i i don't regret that at all because they they do kiss the only
cringeworthy part was he had to have the realization like oh yeah they do oh do you have that i can't
buy that no please i wanted to die. No, this one was pretty bad.
It must not have been you.
I'm going to be thinking about the navel for a while.
And you think you're going to do that to a Montana boy.
Yeah, get real.
If Brandon makes it to him, good point.
I mean, come on.
This one's going to stick with me for a while.
Fuck.
I feel like I've got to say something.
You couldn't do it to Jason fucking Foley.
Couldn't do it to Mark Estes.ley gonna do it to mark estes yeah and
your fucking dreams dude someone do the one of the ads i'm gonna take a piss i have to say something
no you don't what are you gonna say what are you gonna say it's only gonna make it worse
no don't apologize it's only gonna make it worse yeah the only way you can apologize is if we come
up with something else for you to do as you're apologizing.
Not as aggressive as the naval thing, but.
I think we're overthinking it for sure.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm lost.
I'm in a world of hurt mentally.
You apologize.
This is going to be.
Does anybody know which guys those are now?
No.
They're just.
I'm in a world of hurt.
They're bros.
We only know Tork and we only know Foley.
Are they waiting to golf? I mean, I int only know Foley. Are they waiting to golf?
I mean, I intimately know Foley.
Yeah.
That's a body.
That's a notch, brother.
How did it feel?
Dude, you cheated.
You cheated?
How was your day?
Honey, I got something to tell you.
I naveled him.
You didn't touch his belly button
Did you get palms on there or just fingertips?
You got full palms
I mean I guess I gotta ask
How do you feel?
You're firm
Yeah you'd figure
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All right, let's watch the Ray Romano clip.
That'll actually make me feel better.
Don't take offense to this.
Well, you wouldn't, but maybe your sons would.
I have a theory that all twins at some point do kiss on the lips
because if I saw myself, I would kiss myself just to see.
You just love yourself.
What if you think you're ugly?
Oh, yeah.
True, but have you ever caught your sons kissing?
Sons?
But it was daughters.
Gay incest kiss.
I used to have a bit about...
You were older then.
...familial twins is good, but there's a danger because you want them to be good looking.
Right. Because when they're little, they're cute
no matter what. Yeah. When they become older,
what if they're not? Because
we will notice
that. If you see one ugly man walk
across the street, that's no big deal.
If you see the same ugliness right behind
him, you're going to pick up on it.
Ugly twins. Yeah. I've never thought about
that. That's a parent's biggest fear.
My son is three and a half years old.
He saw some twins the other day.
We were walking down the street, and he just pointed.
He goes, what are those?
Yeah, I remember that.
That was bad.
I still say that.
Yeah.
He deflected.
Yeah.
You're a dog.
That one I felt, that was zero shit.
That's Ray Romano.
Yeah, but still.
That was the first thing you've ever said to him.
But twins definitely kiss.
Yes.
If you saw yourself, you'd want to kiss yourself.
I still disagree with you there.
No, I don't.
I'm not putting that together.
You'd at least at one point be like, what is it like?
There's a genre of twins that are way too close.
Yes.
Dressing the same as adults, then yeah, I agree.
Boy-girl twins are where you got questions that too where it's like did did you you know do you guys experiment a
little bit like what's going on here it's a little too close no to all of this no i'm right he's
right i've seen it especially if like they're narcissists i grew up with it. What's Titus doing? Huh? There's a set of twins in my hometown.
I thought he was going to go naval.
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Titus isn't the guy who's naval willy-nilly.
No, actually, the wheel spun on him. I feel like if anyone tried to naval Titus isn't the guy who's naval willy nilly. No, he actually
the wheel spun on him.
I feel like if anyone
tried to naval Titus
he'd swing on him.
Yeah.
Like that.
What if one of us
splat on them?
One of us has to learn it.
Yeah.
And you are the one.
I think you guys should.
No.
That's your bad.
You keep saying that
like someone here
is going to have to learn
this really technical wrestling.
I should know. It's not that easy. to learn this really technical wrestling. I should know.
It's not that who's it going to be.
I should know.
Who the fuck will it be, guys?
I think Kate.
Where's Kate?
I don't know.
She said she was out today.
Oh, I missed that text.
Yeah.
It's been a fun show.
Yeah, it was.
Very fun show.
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Okay.
I'm going to Hooters by myself.
I'm going Mantequing.
Oh, nice.
No, I got a big Easter dinner planned.
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I think I just realized what's happening over there.
What?
They're waiting to golf.
I think they want to golf, but they can't golf.
Chuck, you can let them golf.
Chuck, you can let them golf.
TJ, do you see the hashtag that's going around the Barstool universe?
That was a good call, Ben.
I believe I know what you're talking about.
Hashtag Fasoli to zero.
They're trying to get him to zero followers.
People are shorting Fasoli.
Oh, man.
So we're just unfollow Fasoli?
That's what everybody's looking for.
Wait, did we retweet that before?
Look at the hashtag. Waiting Fasoli? That's what everybody's looking for. Wait, did we retweet that before? Look at the hashtag.
Wait.
Fasoli to zero?
Fasoli to zero is going crazy.
Did this start inside these walls?
I think it's a Greer thing.
Fasoli to zero.
Or is it a...
If it's a Greer thing, I'm...
Who's the first?
I'm on board.
Wait, what is the actual...
Fasoli to zero?
Hashtag Fasoli to zero.
Yeah, look at this.
Fasoli to zero.
It's a movement.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, I guess we have to do it, right?
Done.
He's going to be devastated.
All right.
Yeah, unfollowed.
Did you guys do it?
Dan, did you do it?
I just did it.
I did it, yeah.
Oh, where are you?
All these behind-the-scenes guys are dickheads.
I just all did it at once.
You just lost at least 400.
Where's he at?
Oh, my God.
These guys are assholes.
Oh, my God.
Matt Hinkle.
All right, this might kill the kids.
McCarthy was first.
First on the hashtag, at least.
Oh, what an asshole.
We can't pass up a good hashtag, though.
No.
This is so mean.
This is so mean.
No, the mean thing is you doing it to him.
He's going to be...
Should I not do it?
You should be his last follower.
There's a headquarters of Facility Zero.
I am legend.
Are they looking at his social blade right now?
Oh, no.
He went from 8.3 to 8.2.
Oh, no.
Oh, I actually wasn't following.
You never were.
All right, so if you're watching this right now
and you follow Fasoli, please do your job.
Use the hashtag.
Let's get it trending.
Fasoli to zero. zero wait this reminds me of something
you think we can see it going right now
yeah it is
oh look at evil ass jack
yeah
they just went and celebrated from going from 3 to 2
Tom
these guys are all assholes
I love it
get them solely to zero McCarthy yeah I want to hear how this started Tom, these guys are all assholes. They're such dicks. I love it.
Get them solely to zero.
McCarthy.
Yeah, I want to hear how this started.
Quigs.
Quigs, get in here.
Quigs.
Quigs is locked in.
Let him do his thing. No, he's cooking.
Quigs has like 12 accounts he has to unfollow him from.
Me?
That's a sick NC State joke.
Get in here, Quigs.
I got that West Virginia one.
That's an interesting way to go.
Oh, Hank's on.
Yeah, why is he going all the way around?
What?
Hank what?
Hank's on.
I have to join him.
You have to.
I have to join.
Oh, Blutman. Blutman did it. You have to. I have to join. Oh, Blutman.
Blutman did it.
Does he know?
Does Sully know?
Hello, Quicks.
How did this start?
I like how you just assume I'm a part of this.
Well, you're definitely a part of it.
I have barely anything to do with this.
Yeah, but you're definitely a part of it.
I haven't even tweeted about it.
I did unfollow him, but.
How did it start? do with it. Yeah. I didn't even tweet about it. I did unfollow him, but. How did it start?
McCarthy started it.
I think he tweeted yesterday that all he's ever wanted was 10,000 followers.
Oh.
God damn it.
Oh.
Oh, it's so good.
This is so good.
So we're just all unfollowing him?
Yeah.
Do you think I should? He'll be heartbroken. All right, fine. And what're just all unfollowing him? Yeah. Do you think I should?
He'll be heartbroken.
All right, fine.
And what about the Yak viewers that follow him?
Yeah.
Unfollowing, maybe.
How about a push to get him?
You can get back in.
Oh, he called himself Fasoli?
Oh, my God.
That's all he's ever wanted.
Fasoli to zero.
I call McCarthy a limp dick pussyic pussy oh he responded what is this
oh i think he's actually mad no this was after he on twitter banned himself all right can we
call facility he's definitely devastated i don't think he has any dick because he's with uh the
foreplay boys i think think. Oh, man.
He's going to get back
after recording and just be like...
He's going to be distraught.
This happened with someone before.
I remember it.
Who was it?
Then you had to bring him back.
Oh, yeah. Was it Marty and Brandon?
No, it was Dana and Brandon. no it was dana and brandon
dana and marty it wasn't me i had to bring them back yeah you yeah marty they were in a war or
something and i took a side solely to zero i've just tweeted it oh no you had to mccarthy's an
evil piece of shit he is oh yeah i mean mean, are we? For hopping on board?
No, we're just followers.
We're followers.
Oh, okay.
We could also blame him.
There are many good Germans.
Oh, you did it.
You did it, big cat.
Yeah, I did.
It's going down.
He's not answering, now you have a good reason
For unfollowing him
He's gonna be
He's gonna be left with nothing
But like bots
That say send nudes
He'll be fine
See my nudes
Your call has been
Oh he's gonna freak out
Having a missed call from you
This is even better
Yeah and I'm gonna be like
While I was calling you
Don't pick up
When he calls back
Yeah if he calls you back
I was planning on Following you But I wanted to give you one last chance,
and you didn't pick up.
Maybe we should leak his number.
He'd probably love that.
Yeah, but you weren't involved with this, right?
You're not involved.
I can increase the plan a little bit.
How are you feeling about tonight?
Bad because I'm starting to feel
good oh that's the worst i didn't believe in this team like pre-acc tournament and then once that
ended i was like all right that was our big thing we're gonna get blown out in the first round and
now i've started to believe which is usually when they let me down but I don't know it should be a fun game that is the worst
when you just started
that's what happened with me and the Badgers
where I felt all the way down
and then they had that big 10 tournament run
and I was like ooh maybe they're good
and then they just fucking crush you
are you Panthers?
yeah but like
my fandom's had it all the time
in your adulthood what was
the highlight of your nc state fandom um oh good question for basketball or any any football they
had a couple years oh they've been the most mid they've been the most like averagely mid football team. Yes.
I think we did a Mount Rushmore of like mid things,
and NC State football was one of them. We are like just – we'll always –
Seven and five.
Yeah.
Get into the top 25 at one point in the season,
be like ranked number 22.
Yeah.
And that's about it.
But I don't know.
When T.J. Warren was at NC State, those games were always must-watch.
Look at that.
I don't know.
I guess ACC.
Yeah, this is right now.
It's right now.
You're in the good old days.
So embrace it.
Yeah.
I mean, if you guys somehow keep this going.
Yeah. You'll go to the Final Four with us right?
I'd love to yeah Well yeah you're invited if they get there
I'll pay for you to go down
See us lose to UConn
That would be in the final
Yeah we'd make it to the final
We're not going to stop at the final
So the hardest game is actually tonight
Yeah nervous about tonight but if we get through tonight We're not going to stop at the final. So the hardest game is actually tonight. Yeah, nervous about tonight, but if we get through tonight,
we're going to win.
They're in the champion.
We're in.
The path is next to it.
Have you had the thought, you've let yourself believe,
like, what if we're just a team of destiny?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It started to sink in.
UConn did it.
Well, NC State did it.
Yeah.
That's their one championship team was a team of destiny.
Right, but I'm saying UConn did it where they were,
remember in, was it Kemba's year?
No, it was Napier, right? It might have been Napier when they were, it where they were remember in was it kemba's year no it was
it was napier right it might be napier when they were yeah they were like eight seed they won
the big east tournament and then just they never lost the game yeah but nc state fans grow up
hearing about the valvano team that was did they need to win the tournament again or they were
they were 10 seed yeah yeah they might have oh oh oh no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, he looks.
He's bummed.
Hello, Fasoli.
Hey, what's up, guys?
How you doing?
Oh, my God.
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
Have you been online today?
No.
At all?
No.
No.
Why?
Your nude's leaked.
Go on Twitter.
Fuck again.
Worse.
Go on Twitter real quick.
Oh, come on, guys.
It's not us.
It's not us. It's not us.
We're just sheep.
So you're trying to get 10,000 followers.
How many followers do you have right now?
8,100.
Oh, no.
How many did you have this morning is that going down yes what did i do you didn't do
anything well he called mccarthy a pussy there might have been some jack is a pussy well well
you might want to slow down jack started a movement called fasoli to zero of course of course and
yeah because he hates all Italians.
He hates all Italians.
Now I kind of get Jack's point.
And we've all unfollowed you.
Wow, that sucks.
I didn't unfollow you, Fasoli.
I didn't either.
Brandon, you never followed us.
What do we do about this, Fasoli?
We've got to fight back.
I mean, the Italians will stand by me.
I unfollowed you.
Wait, yeah, Nick unfollowed.
Dante unfollowed you.
Yeah, you were losing the Italians.
If you were here to...
I'm sorry, man.
No, no, that's...
Hey, that's...
What can you do?
It's a bad luck of the draw.
I guess,
I guess people listen to,
I I'm,
I'm going to have to start verifying people. I guess.
What?
What does that mean?
That's the Jackie tables.
Oh,
Oh,
nice.
Oh,
Luigi's pizza and pasta.
Just tweet at the hashtag.
Oh,
no,
you lost.
No, no, you lost Luigi's.
You lost Luigi's.
Oh, no.
Is there a bar still Italians?
Like a Viceroy for Italians?
For Italians.
Solely.
We should make that.
You should make that and lead a comeback.
Solely, should I follow you back?
I feel really bad about this.
I mean, I'd appreciate it, but I get it.
Sully, play your cards right.
Greasy's jumping in.
Look at Jack.
Here we go.
Look at Jack.
Sully, I'd play your cards right.
Let it get as bad as possible, and then that's when...
I don't know what I did to deserve that, but all right.
I'm going to follow him back.
All right, I'm going to follow him, too.
No, actually, no.
It's only the zeroes.
It's a funny hack.
You could squeeze so much more pity and sadness out of this.
I would lean into this.
Here's the good news.
Your dumb tweets won't get noticed by anyone.
That's really good news.
Yeah.
Where are you right now, Fasoli? Here's the good news. Your dumb tweets won't get noticed by anyone. That's really good news. Yeah.
Where are you right now, Fasoli?
I am back home for Easter right now.
I was in Florida all week shooting with 4Play.
And did you tell anyone in your family you were about to get 10,000 followers?
Nope.
McCarthy is evil.
Look at him right now.
Yeah.
No, he loves to destroy me. He's the worst um I've already I've already said it if McCarthy wants it rough and rowdy whenever he
I love that I love that all right well Fasoli I mean look I'll still we can still text
okay that's a big, that's fine.
Oh, should we start a block for Sully's number?
No.
I feel really bad about this.
You know what?
I'm falling back.
I'm doing it.
Sully, I'm doing it.
Couldn't do it for long enough.
I love you.
Maybe we should hear Jack's side of the story first. I'd wait for you to hear all the arcs.
He's got no story. Jack's got no story.
He's got no story.
He just likes to do this.
But look how happy he is.
All right, yeah,
get Jack in here.
Let's hear Jack.
Stay on the line
for a second, Fasoli.
We got to get Jack's side
because I...
He makes a compelling argument.
I have to stay on the phone
following him, right?
Right, exactly.
Who would hurt the most?
Who would hurt the most if'd hurt the most if dave unfollows you
uh well dave never followed me oh shit all right all right all right jack jack what are you doing
what side do we need to be on all right can i follow him back i feel feel so bad. We need it. It stops today. What stops today?
Did you see his tweet about
Drake Bell being sexually assaulted
and that's the reason that Drake,
the musical artist, got his name?
What?
No, I didn't see that.
It was a food for thought.
It was a food for thought.
Wait, what did he say?
Quick sexual assault food for thought for Zoli?
Look at the tweet.
I mean, it was a good tweet.
It's the worst tweet ever.
So your argument
is he needs to stop tweeting.
He needs a smaller audience.
I don't want to see his tweets ever again.
I want it to be zero.
And do you feel bad about this?
No, it's funny.
Dude, look at him.
He's so cute.
We celebrated in the cave when he dropped 8.2.
It's fine, yeah.
We saw.
He's so cute.
Like, he's Fasoli.
No, I love Fasoli.
I just don't want people to have to see his tweets.
Yeah, it does make sense.
It's because I'm not a blonde girl in the bar.
Oh, yes.
That's a good comment.
I destroyed him.
What's the tweet in question?
I couldn't find it.
He deleted it.
You deleted the Drake tweet?
He put it on his Instagram story.
Wait, you thought it was such a banger you also put it on your Instagram story?
Yes.
I didn't delete the Drake tweet.
No, I found it.
I found it.
What is it?
If the shit that happened to Drake Bell never happened,
would he have coined the name Drake?
Who's he?
Drake and Josh aired from 2004 to 2007.
Drake Bell and his career was at its peak.
Aubrey Graham released it.
His band was popping off.
Oh, if shit happened differently,
who would have been the real Drake?
Exactly.
Food for thought.
Wait, how close were you to 10,000?
I was at 8,300 this morning, so thanks, Jack.
Oh, no.
We're going in the wrong direction.
To zero.
Yeah, that's real nice, Jack.
Thanks, buddy.
Did you hear the Ruffin Rowdy call out, Jack?
I did.
He threatens to fight me, and rowdy every day.
Not a new thing.
And then you had this tweet,
then you also put it on your Instagram story.
Food for thought.
Quit saying that.
He likes saying food for thought.
Good job.
Mr. McGee. Oh, shit. now this all makes more sense solely this is the same situation as Clemmer
this will get you trending this will
ultimately be good for your brand and
career I don't know dude but you have to
you have to complete losing not what I'm
losing followers Kyle that doesn't make
sense no yes it does people will feel bad for you, Fazoli.
Kyle, you hear him talking down to you?
There will be a backlash.
You're out of here.
I was holding on.
I was clinging.
All I ever do is my job, and Jack just tears me down every day for it.
Just doing your job.
That's nice.
I got to.
Just doing your job.
Just doing my job.
I mean, you technically don't have to tweet, but.
Yeah, it's part of your job.
Am I good?
I have to go recruit more people to join.
Yeah, recruit.
Yeah, all right, Jack, get back on the front lines.
Are the Tigers still here?
Yeah, they're golfing.
They're golfing.
Okay.
They all unfollowed Fasoli to all the Tigers?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
What can you do?
I'm sorry, Fasoli. One day Tigers? Oh, shit. Oh, no. What can you do? I'm sorry, Fasoli.
One day the tides will change.
Fasoli, bright side, you're going to find the true Fasoli heads in the mix of all this.
Yeah.
That's true.
All right.
I'm sad that the Fasoli heads in that room have already jumped ship.
Now he's making me feel bad.
No.
No.
I got a hold.
This is what you should be doing.
Trust me.
Put out a statement for solely look me in the eyes in one week and tell me tell yeah what do you want to
tell you yeah it's food for thought i don't know if you tell him tell us some food for thought in
a week you tell you have any more food for thought not right now titus i gotta i'm just doing my job
you know you don, get fucked.
All right, Fasoli, we'll see you on Monday.
See you, Fasoli.
Yep, I'll be there on Monday.
All right, with no followers.
Just jamming.
Just doing my job.
We got to get Gaz to tweet out the socials for the month.
Oh, yeah, Fasoli dropped 20%.
Who's done their job and who hasn't?
Fasoli at the bottom.
He's doing my job.
I'm going to follow him back tonight.
I know it.
I feel bad already.
I feel awful.
I feel so bad.
So what are we doing, guys?
I don't want to be wishy-washy.
It's too late.
I've already made my decision.
I can't be a pussy.
Yeah.
Stick with it.
Fasoli needs you to feel even worse because then you'll overcompensate.
Get in.
He sent me a real heartfelt text and be like, I really.
Oh, Brandon's chopping it up.
Brandon's like, they didn't want to play golf.
We should spin the wheel, though, to see if we can get Torquer fully wet.
That would be interesting.
There's only one way out of this facility involves Diddy.
You're so funny.
God damn it.
How about Dante coming on the yak
and being like, I don't have any conspiracy theories, and then
last night just doing a TV hit
about Diddy. Oh, yeah.
You went on Newsmax
or something? Crazy hair.
Just breaking down Diddy.
What accent did he use? Oh, no. Greer.
Greer's now trying to do Tim Hitchings to zero.
What?
What the fuck?
I actually support that.
Oh, no.
Tim Hitchings to zero.
Zero.
Greer's got a little power.
He's going crazy right now. He'll be here in two weeks oh what
does he even do he just come every month right yeah he'll be back for the dozen too in a couple
of months oh nice oh it's shopping day that's why he's coming oh yeah shopping day is what day
saturday april 13th 12th whatever that saturday is. Oh, hell yes. Shopping day. That's during the Masters.
Shopping day.
I guess we're not personal sports anymore.
All right, let's spin the wheel, TJ.
Send everyone out on the weekend.
Did you respond to La Puma at all?
I said bet.
Oh, that's perfect.
That's fire. God, he's salivating for you.
Shout out to La Puma.
Yeah, he's the best.
Dry.
Dry as could be.
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Friday is my birthday
happy birthday Miles George
and shout out to your wife Maggie
for joining the Yak family
okay have a good weekend bye