The Yak - Jeff D. Lowe Delivers the WORST Yak Challenge Ever | The Yak 2-12-24
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Mook!
What's up, Mook?
Hey, Mook. Welcome back, buddy.
Mookie!
Hey, I'm alive.
It's good to be here.
Where have you been?
I missed you guys.
You guys forgot about me.
Were you not in Vegas?
That dude, Ethan, was there.
Camps?
Ethan Camps?
No, no, no, not Ethan.
Ken. Oh, Ken, yeah. Ken was there. Thats? Ethan Camps? No, no, no. Not Ethan. Ken.
Oh, Ken.
Yeah.
Ken was there.
That's might as well.
That's other mook.
So Dave thought I was there.
Oh, you mean Kyle?
Kyle.
Kyle.
Kyle Enright.
Enright.
Ken Wright.
Ken Wright.
Ken Wright.
Yeah.
He does look like very much.
Not really.
Nope.
Nope.
It's a common thing.
White guy, red hair.
Yeah, you think all Asian people look alike too, don't you?
I very much do.
Call them all Steven.
That'll be your first guess of name.
But yeah, I missed you guys, man.
You guys forgot about me.
Yeah, me too.
Left me behind.
You think we forgot about you?
No, we didn't forget about you.
Oh, yes.
We didn't forget about you because the whole time we're like, we have to go back to MOOC.
Oh, fuck.
It's like a day clock.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, we didn't forget, fuck. It's like a day clock. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we didn't forget that.
It was the most.
Yeah, it was.
No.
It was basically the, yeah.
We went back to work at the end of a long vacation.
MOOC Monday.
Fuck.
Good to see me.
We definitely didn't forget about you.
Oh, boy.
We consciously left you behind, man.
Yeah.
We did not.
It wasn't a.
Who's that ball signed by MOOC?
We got a bunch of signed shit.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Do I smell or something?
What just happened?
Yeah, what's going on, Kyle?
The mic thing wasn't working.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
And maybe try like an end seat for me.
Yeah, I don't hate that.
Give it a shot.
I think I'm more of an end guy.
I don't like looking at myself straight on.
It fucks me up.
You're not a middle guy?
I don't know. But now you've just made me a middle guy, so we'll see how this. I'm more of an end guy I don't like looking at myself straight on it fucks me up you're not a middle guy I don't know but now you've just
made me a middle guy
so we'll see how this
I'm fine with it
I just
yeah you were
previously
yeah now I
I like being an end
this throws off my
flow a little bit
yeah
my bad
anything
what do you want me to do
I like
oh stay here
stay here
this is great
I always get to sit
next to the guest
which is often times
a celebrity
and sometimes the
bat boy
which is a strong
strong relationship I have now.
Luke, what were you doing while we were gone?
Trying not to kill myself.
Yeah.
Damn.
You succeeded.
You did good, man.
Did good.
Good job.
Hey.
Thanks, guys.
I did miss you, Luke.
You did.
It was a busy, busy week.
It's so easy to say I missed you.
Like, it's the easiest. And it's like a compliment. Yeah, right. I texted a busy, busy week. It's so easy to say, I missed you.
It's the easiest.
And it's like a compliment.
Yeah, right.
I texted a girl that last night.
I missed you.
She was spawned.
Nope.
Cool.
Who were the ringleaders, the alphas, while we were gone?
It was Smokes and Blutman Show.
I knew it. And Malasek.
Who else would it be?
Malasek.
Malasek.
Holding court in the cave.
I knew Smokes was gonna do that
That was very
It was good
It was good
Yeah
Yeah no it was good
Paige
Paige was also a strong member
Of the team
Paige is in charge
Yeah
Did any fights break out
Did any
No
Was it a ghost town
Was it lively
What was the
Ghost town
Yeah
Did any romances fire up A couple Good No. Was it a ghost town? Was it lively? What was the mood? Yeah.
Did any romances fire up?
A couple.
Good.
A couple. Nice.
Good, good.
But it was a lot of just showing up and then gambling.
I think Chuck won like five grand last week betting on tennis or something.
Oh, wow.
It was a big tennis week for the office.
Okay.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
And then I showed up later on monday and people were like
why you're why are you here why are you here and i had to answer that question for uh two days
are you familiar with the tunnel of chaos yes you would have loved it you would have loved it moog
uh basically you go to dana white and he gives you 20 grand yes um that's exactly it yeah i would
have found a way to lose i absolutely can't lose if, that's exactly it. I would have found a way to lose.
You can't lose if you don't put money in.
He would have found a way to lose,
and he would have found a way to piss off Dana White.
Yep.
I would have been tiptoeing.
Yeah.
I would have been tiptoeing around that table.
Yeah, it was good that we're back.
I am going on vacation on Wednesday.
As you should.
Nice. So I'm going on vacation Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Monday.
I'll be back the following Tuesday.
The only problem is...
Who's hosting?
Brandon?
Yeah, Brandon's hosting.
Yep.
The only problem is
maybe I'm not going on vacation
because we might just be
shooting free throws
on Wednesday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have Mississippi pot roast
in the crock pot at home.
That shit's going to be
on simmer for 48 hours? Yeah, but the longer it cooks, home. That shit's going to be on simmer for 48 hours.
Yeah, but the longer it cooks, the more tender it's going to be.
It's going to be ridiculous.
How did y'all come up with this particular idea?
I don't know.
Stupid.
By the way, so we're back with DraftKings.
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People can see it.
We did a nice time warp of the ad.
But, Brandon, yeah, I think it's just my brain is dumb and i come up with things that i think are
possible that are not possible like needles in a haystack or yeah um yeah it was a stupid idea
but here we are it's going to be great for the viewers and you get to have play you get to have
fun yeah me and kyle have to talk about the fun being out.
Yeah, UPFT and KB are going to be announcing.
Yeah, I thought I signed up for a knockout commentary,
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Brandon, would you like to publicly thank me?
Yeah, that's big.
Well, see, here's the thing.
I would like to thank you for fighting for me and giving me the snap.
I got him the snap.
I previously. He had no lines, the snap. I got him the snap. I previously –
He had no lines, nothing, and I got him the snap.
Brandon, I made this.
You killed it.
You killed it.
I got him the snap.
When we were standing there, Dave said, well, not everybody's going to talk.
All right, here's your line.
Hank, PFT, Will, Big Cat, Jerry, Frank.
Oh, my God.
To hear that why come out of your mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then I got him the snap.
That was the best part of it.
Yeah, I was like, PFT, why doesn't Brandon do the snap?
And you're damn good at snapping.
I think they edited in the snap.
That was like the fifth take.
No, they edited in the snap.
Yeah, so he tried snapping.
I'm not a great snapper.
Give us.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's not a good snapper.
Weak snaps.
They had to edit it in.
Was that your snap?
Yeah, it was my snap.
But I got you the snap.
Got me the snap.
Could have just broken up a line and given it to me, but the snap worked.
I like the snap.
Yeah.
I got the Roger Dorn part, which is what I wanted.
So we're shooting 41 free throws.
We got to hit 41 free throws in a row.
What if we just make the first 41?
That's what I'm saying.
That's the type of positive action we need.
One mulligan, though, per 41.
Is Dana White going to be here to help us if things go south?
One mulligan, but we can only use 75 of them.
And then it automatically comes one mulligan every three rounds.
That's not your body.
Yeah, no, it's not my body.
And Dave also has to hit free throw 15, 30, and 40.
I like how they gave you and Dave different bodies.
Jerry, they're like, fuck it.
Jerry gets a fat body.
Jerry gets the big man.
Yeah.
It's going to be tough.
This is something that could be done somewhat quickly or never, I think.
I don't think quickly at all, man.
I think it's statistically damn near impossible.
We need seven guys to basically go three for three. We're definitely think quickly at all, man. I think statistically damn near impossible. We need seven guys to basically
go three for three.
Two guys not going to be doing it.
You can switch it up the proportions.
Titus and Big T will be doing a lot more.
I think you guys could do it.
Also, we're going to, I'll say this right
now, it leaves it open.
We're going to try to do it ourselves,
but I would fully intend if it goes
late, we're going to have to ask for some roll-ups. We're going to be like, if ourselves, but I would fully intend if it goes late,
we're going to have to ask for some roll-ups.
We're going to be like, if you played college basketball, roll up.
Right, because as soon as fatigue sets in, it's going to be bad. If you don't get it early, it's never going to happen.
The only rules that we have to complete is I have to make at least two
and Dave has to make three.
Oh.
Yeah, and that's a big rule.
But we can use the mulligans.
It's going to be great.
It's a Jerry After Dark in the middle of the day that could last forever.
Is he shooting?
He can.
We can change the lineup every time.
Okay, if you have a game in the rain, this challenge is, think about it this way.
I'm excited.
Oh, wow.
I probably am getting a little too excited in the fact that, like,
I'm going to be getting to shoot ball with my friends,
and it will probably go south pretty quickly.
They'll stop being friends an hour in?
At what point do you think I have to tell my wife that I need to book
a different flight to Mexico?
Or should I do it right now as a backup?
Probably tomorrow.
I think tomorrow lunch. Yeah. i had to put bachelor on the
fucking tivo no spoilers please who's joey gonna send home oh yeah you did they still call it tivo
i know nick when did you find out you were commentating last night 11 30 i don't know why
no one said anything to you guys. And we were shit-faced.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was nine shots deep.
Blackout drunk.
You guys got drunk for the Super Bowl?
Blackout drunk.
On accident.
What, you just went to a bar?
Yep.
Yeah, we tried to keep it low-key, and then we had that look in our eyes.
We just locked eyes, and we were like, all right, let's do shots.
It was so easy to do.
They just kept coming.
I'm not sure that's an accident.
It was. It was. Why were multiple people telling just kept coming. I'm not sure that's an accident. It was.
It was.
Why were multiple people telling me Ray Ray McLeod any time?
That was Jerry.
That was Jerry.
You should have talked to me.
I got the boys their bag.
Oh, yeah.
Where did you go?
The four-leg I sent.
Oh, yeah.
Wonky-ass parlay.
No.
Receptions, one and a half.
That's a crazy bet.
For, what was it, Jawan Jennings.
Jawan Jennings over 1.5.
MVS over 1.5.
Mahomes over.5 interceptions.
And what was the fourth?
Purdy rushing.
Purdy rushing.
Did he hit it?
Yeah.
Yeah, he hit it.
I got it at 11.5, and that knee almost killed it.
Yeah.
I was this close to that one.
It was a very enjoyable Super Bowl for me because I finally, after five years,
decided, you know what, I'm going to bet on Patrick Mahomes and be like,
don't worry about it.
It will come down to Patrick Mahomes, and that's a pretty good thing.
And I got to watch Brandon and PFT go through everything I've gone through
where they just kept on saying they have Patrick Mahomes over and over
and watching the pain.
Is he number two all time already?
Yes.
He's at 28.
I think so.
Yeah.
I think he's ahead of Montana.
Who's ahead of him?
Unitas?
No, Montana.
Okay.
What about Brady?
No, no.
He said, is he number two all time?
Yeah.
Yeah, Brady's one.
Well, you said Montana. He's ahead of Montana. Oh, I see. I think last night put him ahead of time. Yeah? Yeah, Brady's one. Well, you said Montana.
He's ahead of Montana.
Oh, I see.
I think last night put him ahead of Montana.
Yeah.
I'd say by age 28 season, he's probably also ahead of Brady, isn't he?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you guys see the Troy Aikman tweet?
That was tough for him.
No.
From 2019?
Yeah.
He said, talk to me when Mahomes has 33% of my Super Bowls.
The Athletic had an article being like,
Patrick Mahomes has 33% of Troy Aikman's passing yards
and only 8% of the games.
And he said, talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl titles.
Five years later, he has 100% of your Super Bowl titles.
Tough luck, Troy.
Tough.
And he's actually been the best player on his teams.
Yes.
He did this without a top-ten defense.
Brady's never done that.
Although Chris Jones is pretty great.
Yeah.
I'm saying a top-ten defense is all I'm saying.
It was quite a Super Bowl.
Did you guys have fun watching?
So what is Kelsey in the all-time tight end ranking?
He's two.
Behind?
Gronk?
Gronk.
He's for sure past Tony Gonzalez?
Yeah.
I have a take.
I think Antonio Gates should be.
Yeah, I agree.
Should be three.
Really?
You think Tony Gonzalez is fourth?
Antonio Gates is like the Randy Moss of that tight end situation.
It's the talent.
It's crazy he's not in the Hall of Fame.
He should have been first ballot.
Yeah.
And where is Reed on the all-time coaching?
Oh, I like this. You're squeezing. I ballot, yeah. And where is Reed on the all-time coaching?
Oh, I like this.
You're just quizzing.
I think Andy Reed.
Top five.
Number two.
I think Andy Reed will get this. That would be amazing.
No, I think he might be number two.
No, seriously.
He's going to – Andy Reed will be – I think Andy Reed will have more talk
about him passing Belichick before Mahomes and Brady because Mahomes still has
to like seven
to three is huge. That's not the only
marker though. No it's not.
We all know Mahomes is
better than Brady. We just have to pretend
we have to then just be like but Brady won seven.
Everybody Mahomes is better.
But Brady did beat
Mahomes twice. That helps.
Very beginning of Mahomes' career though. It was a 45 year old Tom Brady. He didn't beat Mahomes twice. That helps. In the very beginning of Mahomes' career, though.
I mean, it was a 45-year-old Tom Brady.
He didn't beat Mahomes.
This is football.
This isn't basketball.
You don't understand how it works.
I always thought, how are the quarterbacks facing each other?
For the first time, I think, in the history of Tidus' career at Barstow,
I don't think he gets it.
So is Eli better than Brady?
Oh, of course.
Yeah, in those Super Bowls.
He outplayed him.
They're playing two different teams.
So Eli is better than Brady, who's better than Mahomes, but Eli –
Yeah, Eli lost his job to Geno Smith.
So Geno Smith is the best quarterback of all time.
No, and also Drew Locke played better than Geno Smith.
Oh, fuck.
Drew Locke's the –
Drew Locke's the –
Well, we all knew that.
Drew Locke's better.
Drew Locke is better.
Drew Locke's the GOAT.
No, I hope Mahomes does it because, yeah,
having to pretend like Tom Brady was the best is –
He did it with the worst wide receivers ever.
That – there's –
I think Mahomes is trying to copy that now.
No, I'm saying Mahomes did it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah, I think it was the first guy ever to win a Super bowl with a team that led the league and drops shocking the tony healthy
scratch always gets me oh yeah they're kind of built like those patriots dynasties though they
don't give a fuck about the running back cheap running back one premier receiving option which
would be the tight end nothing else what's more impressive winning as as a young, young man or winning as an old, old man?
An old, old man.
I think young, young man.
I mean, that last Peyton Super Bowl was sad.
Yeah.
He got carried.
Yeah, he did get carried.
It was a good Super Bowl, though.
I liked this Super Bowl. The best product in the world, NFL football.
Yeah.
When it's the best, but it could also be the worst real easy.
True.
Yeah. All right. real easy. True. Yeah.
All right.
Big 10.
West.
What did you guys think of the Travis Kelsey just rocking Andy Reid?
That's kind of a crazy move, right?
I think it doesn't matter if you win.
Yeah, it's fine, but that was a lot.
It was.
I understand, but you know how it works.
If you win, that's just passion.
That's guys, you know, disagreeing, fighting, fighting for your brothers.
If you lose, it's like, damn, what a dick.
What if we subverted that right now and we didn't comply with the norms
and we just said that was pretty fucked up, that was stupid?
I don't care if they won.
Why the fuck do you do that?
You text me and you said, new ick unlock.
I did like Antonio Brown being like, and if I did that that i'd be i'd be out i think it's like
every receiver did that yeah but antonio brown you are missing the little part where you're like
the craziest guy yeah yeah i think the more egregious uh kelsey thing was the the singing
when he was getting the trophy that was brutal or the chief he just yells viva and then i thought
he was gonna stop right there he kept kept going for another minute and a half.
He was caught in that spot where you're hoping people start singing along with you.
Yeah.
And the owner of the Chiefs wearing earplugs on stage.
Brutal look.
Can't do that.
Someone panned to Taylor during it, too, and she was confused.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift looked good last night.
Very pretty.
She did.
Why was Ice Spice there?
I think she's friends.
Ice Spice is friends with Taylor Swift
because of a Comptown joke.
Yeah.
Yep.
So now they hang out all the time.
Yep.
Matt Healy made a joke about Ice Spice on Comptown.
Taylor Swift became friends with Ice Spice
to retaliate.
They made a song together
Now they're friends
Got it
Sweet
Alright
Yeah
Alright that's our Super Bowl recap
We can unpack a little bit more
From the Super Bowl later
Yeah remember
Yeah
You gotta unpack
A little Super Bowl clean up
Brock Purdy stinks
Damn
Agreed
Disagree It was weird that they brought That 16 year old girl around So weird Brock Purdy stinks. Damn. Agreed.
Disagree.
It was weird that they brought that 16-year-old girl around.
So weird, dude. Yep.
Right?
So weird.
I am unfamiliar with her.
Anna Frey, what is she?
She kind of looks like Brock Purdy.
But is she famous on her own right?
Beats me.
Yeah, she's a...
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
What is she? It's just like a... I right? Beats me. Yeah. Yeah, no. What is she?
It's just like a, I can't even explain it.
Yeah.
She's like the most viral person on TikTok.
But why?
No idea.
And she's 16, though.
Yeah.
The NFL brought her out?
Some sponsor.
Yeah.
Very bizarre.
I like you sitting over there, Kyle.
It is nice. I think it kind of works. I talk to you looking there, Kyle. It is nice.
I think it kind of works.
I talk to you looking dead at you instead of having to crane my neck.
You guys were smart to take those early Friday flights.
Oh, it was great.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you did Saturday.
No, Friday at midnight did not feel right.
Not when I did that.
And it's not an actual red eye, so it's three hours, so I didn't sleep.
That sucked.
I got in Friday at midnight.
Getting into an airport at midnight is kind of fun.
It's empty.
When it's empty?
Yeah.
Do you guys ever do the eat at an airport when you land?
Never.
No.
I have, but I think I always think about it.
I've been debating it.
That's an insane move.
I think about it every time I land, pretty much.
I think I've done a pretzel or something.
But yeah, like going full dinner.
So hold on, hold on, just to tally this up.
You two, when you land, think about eating.
Eating.
Yeah.
And the other four of us doesn't really cross the line.
You're profiling?
You're a flyer from Las Vegas.
You've been on a plane for three and a half hours.
I had to eat brisket on the plane actually on the my arms are tired you've been
you've been on in the air for three and a half hours you were already on the plane for like 45
minutes longer than that yeah saps your energy need to need to fill up you're getting defensive
i was just i do or uber eats on in the car ride yeah that's smart yeah i like that i'll do that
for breakfast here sometimes brandon do you you unpack as soon as you get back?
No.
I'll let it sit there.
It'll unpack itself.
I wait till my next trip.
I wait till my next trip.
Yeah.
The big suitcase I bring is only for Super Bowl week,
and I had some shit from last Super Bowl week.
Yeah.
I wait till the next trip, then I unpack,
and then pack it back in.
My wife will clean it all,
and it'll get to where it needs to go.
Mook, you packed and unpacked the same day.
What?
When we thought you were going to the Super Bowl.
Oh.
And then you go on home and unpacked everything.
You were packed a month before.
Yeah.
Where did it go?
I already had a whorehouse lined up, too.
No way.
Damn, that would have rocked for you.
Would you have slept with a common whore?
I would have ended up there for sure, yeah.
I think you would chicken out.
No.
I would be operating in the dark.
You guys would have no idea.
No, no, no.
You love too hard to pay for pussy.
You are right.
There's something about earning.
What's the going rate at one of those?
I mean, inflation's high as hell.
Jerry was saying dollar amounts as women were walking by. It's got to be a Super Bowl rate, right? Yeah, it's like as hell. Jerry was saying dollar amounts as women were walking by.
It's got to be a Super Bowl rate, right?
Yeah, it's like market prices.
Yeah, surge fee.
Just says MP on the menu.
Whore.
We have a fresh Russian.
Just caught.
Got this one from North Atlantic.
Market price whores.
Yeah, that was a good Super Bowl week though I feel like we did a good job yakking
Turtle cake
You guys had turtle cake
Dude free turtle cake
Turtle cake is sweeping the nation
I saw this
Every time I open up my phone
Somebody else is making turtle cake
My son saw me looking at turtle cake
And was like can I have that
And I was like yeah we'll make a turtle cake
Fuck it
It looks so good Yeah It's just cake someone did like a tropical one that looked amazing somebody did a
meatloaf and mashed potato that didn't look as good nope yeah that looked that looked pretty bad
so what was liam doing he's like a star here huh oh he he ran the show he was giving everyone
tennis bets he was yelling at Chuck for mushing his bets.
Whoa, look at that.
Sea turtle.
Okay.
These fellas don't know about that one.
Oh, God.
Oh, but they got the Tillamook.
That's a tough one.
Same amount of M&Ms, though. That turtle looks like it got caught in a trap.
Same amount of M&Ms.
That's the constant.
Every time. Every time. M&M's though. That sort of looks like it got caught in a trap. Same amount of M&M's. That's the constant. Every time. The M&M constant.
Steven, why did you print
today's sheet on card stock?
Heavy card stock. I just
printed it and that's what came out. That's Carl Ham.
Why is Carl Ham involved in the Yak thing?
Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
That's Pepe. Didn't
Henny Friday start on the Yak? It did
and then we sold it.
Actually, you left it.
I left it.
Yeah, I brought it to you. You brought it, yeah.
You surprised me the first day you were filling it.
It was a gift.
Yeah, yeah.
And now it's yours.
You can have it back.
Nope.
I think he's retired.
I'm never drinking again.
I ain't even drinking.
I'm never drinking again.
I had a steak every night last week.
Yeah.
I feel like shit.
Just full of steak.
I looked at my body this morning.
Oh, you had steak every night?
It sucked, dude.
It's tough.
It was really tough.
We went to a dinner on Monday, Mook, that you would have loved.
Probably the best dinner I've ever had in my life.
We ate so much food.
Dan Patrick would have loved Mook, I swear to God.
You would have been a Danette?
Yeah.
He would have scooped you up. Which of the bottles of champagne you sent over were your favorite? Mine was the second Mook, I swear to God. You would have been a Danette? Yeah. He would have scooped you up.
Which of the bottles of champagne you sent over were your favorite?
Mine was the second.
Yeah, I agree.
I felt like I was the best.
It was either the second or the fourth.
Yeah.
The jerky alone would have been his best meal in decades.
The throwaway appetizer.
But that, I mean, that's...
It was very good.
The warm towel we washed our hands with between
dishes would have been the cleanest mooks ever been when I saw that picture of you guys I was
eating a 7-eleven chicken sandwich with a slice of cheese on it oh that's like the second worst
option behind the the solo egg in in a puddle of water. A plastic wrapped egg that's drowning.
I used to be the guy that added the water to those bags.
That was my first job out of high school.
This egg is moist.
I got to add a tiny bit of water.
Yeah, what's the saddest meal?
PB&J on hot dog bun is a sad one.
Oh, that's a good one.
The saddest purchasable meal from a business
No or like making it at home
Oh at home
PB&J on a tortilla roll
Yeah my college roommate his dad worked for
Pepperidge Farm so we had all the just our only
Bread was the expired cinnamon swirl
So a hamburger on a cinnamon
Swirl bread is bad
That is bad
I brought home a giant dijono recently i thought
i could put it in my microwave and then i realized i couldn't i had to use my oven i had to move my
couch right that was pretty tough in college we used to go to sam's club and just buy like packs
of like like 30 pounds of chicken frozen chicken breasts and you see that and beans. That was pretty sad. Bad. Yeah. What do you think is the most valuable poor food?
I'm going to go with pepperoni.
Oh.
Why do you think it's the most valuable poor food?
That's the most valuable come up to find in a drawer.
Yeah, because you wouldn't-
You can do a lot with it.
Yeah, you wouldn't do salami.
It's probably not in that.
What can you do with pepperoni?
That's like the most exciting thing
that I would come home into a pretty unstocked kitchen and fridge and be like oh pepperoni that
it's pepperoni and american cheese slices yeah yeah cheese a craft single over tortilla chips
in the microwave yeah oh yeah that's great with some ranch or just sugar on bread was a move
i never did that brandon i did that yeah I would get stoned and just eat white bread in college.
Cinnamon on bread, too.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cinnamon on bread is great.
Did I ever tell you guys that I lived exclusively off potatoes for a month?
You did.
Yeah.
It still is shocking.
It was only potatoes.
Yeah.
And Greek yogurt.
That was it.
Why?
I ran out of money, so I just bought a bag of potatoes.
Stuff. Is that the most sustenance for for buck like is that the yeah were you getting creative with the potatoes like scalloping them or anything nope microwave every day you microwave a potato
every day yep it is funny thinking about back to college where it's like what you did for they
opened up a mose in madison and uh one of my friends work there and they had like he got like probably 400 gift cards.
They were all free burrito and I just ate Moe's burritos.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Amazing.
Yeah.
If anyone was given out a deal.
Yeah.
It was automatic.
Yeah.
There's free burritos.
Potato man.
What a weirdo you are.
I mean, I like it.
I had no money.
What was I going to do?
Were you a college bar guy, Jay?
Like go out to the bar?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
That's where all my money went.
Oh.
Ah.
Boozehound.
By the end of that month, were the potatoes sprouting little green things?
No. I mean, I finished... I mowed through those things.
We should put it on the wheel. Someone has to do a potato for
a week. Yeah, potato week.
Done right, it could be great. Yeah.
I feel like you wouldn't get sick of it for at least
three or four days. I could have mashed potatoes
every meal. You could do so many things with a potato.
Are we allowed to add gravy, garlic? No,
you can't add gravy. That's expensive.
Gravy's not expensive. Gravy's the cheapest thing you can make. Nah, you can't add gravy. How did you't gravy that's expensive gravy's gravy is the cheapest
thing you can make no you can't add gravy how did you make it jay you just like threw it in
the microwave for paper towel around it put in the microwave for like five minutes that is that's
that's pretty brutal that's brutal that's poor than eating gruel did you eat it with a fork and
knife at least or plastic fork and knife oh least? Plastic fork and knife, yeah.
Oh, God.
Sometimes, by going out the door, just hold it as best as you can.
Mobile potato.
Like an apple?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Did you lose weight?
No, it's not good for you at all.
Yeah, but the amount you're having, if you're having one potato a day, you're losing weight.
I was drinking a lot of beer, too.
Oh. Greek yogurt, potatoes, and weight. I was drinking a lot of beer, too. Oh.
Greek yogurt, potatoes, and beer was your diet for a month.
Was your shit beige?
I definitely pooped less, but I don't remember anything descriptive about it.
Damn.
I'd do potato week.
I would do potato week.
I would definitely do potato week I would do potato week I would definitely do potato week Should I really be nervous
About not being able to go on vacation
Yeah
I think you crafted a
A stream that's almost impossible
What was the Quigs tweet you had pulled up TJ
Fuck
Yeah I think this is...
I think there is, in the free-to-play,
there is an option of just, like, will they quit?
No way.
If you have a gambling brain,
you want an idea of how difficult this challenge is,
think about it this way.
If you assume they all are 75% free-throw shooters,
very generous,
they essentially are trying to get a 41-leg parlay
with each leg being minus 300.
That seems impossible then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long until you freak out?
First hour?
No.
He won't be the first freak out.
I won't freak out until probably like 10 o'clock tonight.
And then when you do freak out, it'll be an immediate switch.
Yeah.
You're like, we're fine.
We're fine. Guys, we're fucked fucked in my head i've said it was like happened that in my head i've said midnight
do you know how demoralizing it'll be when somebody makes it when you're at like 25
yeah i'm i'm once we pass midnight i'll start to actually panic i think anytime me or big t
misses it's going to be very demoralizing yeah because i do think there's you said this is not
the case but i think once we get going there will be an assumption that the two of us will never
miss correct and you'll be counting on someone else to admit but you'll just be counting on us
to hit every single oh no kirk come on come here we're live and when it happens it'll be devastating
kirk uh that that one because this one's kind of broken. I saw Kirk hit 10 in a row earlier today. Are you – Kirk just walked by us shaking his head.
I can't spoil that.
Are you nervous?
No.
We were just talking about it.
Oh, no, you're not.
It's not possible.
Thank you.
I'm going to be nervous about it.
Am I going to travel through time today?
Probably not.
Why would you be nervous about something?
Yeah, I mean, I feel great.
Yeah, it's out of his control.
Yeah, it's like, are you nervous about dying?
Well, no, you know.
Oh, I'm definitely not.
No, I look forward to it.
I hunted.
I'm bad at it.
I'm a better free throw shooter than I am.
A die is dying.
I'm about 75.
You are pretty bad at it.
Oh, you suck.
Terrible.
You want the challenge?
Try to get me to kill myself.
You know how many people have done it?
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
I'd put Jerry to shame.
I'd be here for a month.
Well, that would be an amazing stream.
That's a hell of a stream.
I'll do it.
Who can we sell it to?
So we started, what, a couple hours?
4 o'clock.
4 o'clock.
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it.
How are you guys?
What's the vibe overall?
I'm trying to stay positive.
I'm the same as you.
It's just not possible.
So I'll enjoy it and we'll just hang out with my friends, but I don't think it's possible.
I have basically the one vacation I take all year.
Wednesday, I'm flying to Mexico.
Right, you told me.
So I'm a little nervous about that.
Oh, you think that's-
I don't know.
People are making me nervous.
Like, should I buy another flight right now?
I shot with Dave this morning for a while,
and he wasn't dreadful dreadful.
Correct.
Like, he made four or five in a row a couple of times.
Yeah.
So, I know Titus is good and...
Big T.
Yeah, and the rest of us are, like, okay.
And like I said, I think there'll be a point
when we get late night.
It might just be like,
anyone good at free throws, roll up.
Right.
That is in the rules.
Right.
It could be anyone from the office.
Do you want to do the challenge today?
Do you want to do the gauntlet today?
Do you want me to do the gauntlet today?
I'm here.
I'll do it every month. Has Rico ever done the gauntlet?
I don't think so.
Is he here?
Rico looks insane right now.
I'm not going to pile on Rico because it's become a sport. But Rico
when he walked over this morning looks crazed.
He looks like unshaven and unkempt. He looks
like... I think it's the eyebrows. I think he needs
a little... I have that though too.
Or they like go crazy. I have
the ear. Yeah. Everything's
a disaster, KP. Everything's a disaster.
Yeah, I think you and Rico should do the gauntlet today.
I'm here to do whatever you want.
Okay. Yeah. My guy Titus is here. Yeah. What's up,untlet today. I'm here to do whatever you want. Okay. Yeah.
My guy Titus is here.
Yeah.
What's up, Kirk?
Is this your time slot?
Listen, you got it.
We can't have any division today because Titus is very important for this challenge. Are you okay with the time slot?
Four o'clock?
Yeah.
Okay.
I know you're trying to get funny, but I want you to be comfortable with the time slot.
We can't have this, Kirk, today. What are you doing? I'm asking a question you to be comfortable with the time. We can't have this, Kirk, today.
What are you doing?
I'm asking a question.
You're being a fucking dick.
We can't have this.
What are you, his father?
We've got to stay together.
What are you, his bodyguard?
Guys, we have to stay together.
This is over.
We're going to enjoy each other.
I like Ty.
I'm not a problem with Ty.
This is over.
I did invite Kirk for the reason he is. The thing is, you can't take the ringer out of somebody.
Oh.
No, I don't know.
You've been dreaming this moment.
Titus is the tunnel of chaos guy.
He doesn't go to that.
What is happening right now?
He's doing his little stupid shit.
We have to be cohesive today.
He's a great shooter.
I'm not worried about him.
He's going to do great.
Big T's also good.
Big T's very good.
Very good.
The rest of us are like, okay, and then Dave is...
I'm 70%.
What did you think about the Tunnel of Chaos?
Were you like, I wish I was with those guys,
or that's the lamest thing ever?
Neither, but yeah, it's because, you know.
I like, yeah.
I don't know, but I like Compton a lot.
I don't, I just don't know the other guy.
Taylor?
Yeah.
Is he all right, or?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, so I don't know.
I was very into Gary Vee.
Yeah.
Yeah, like the whole Gary Vee.
Intense guy.
Yeah, it's interesting to me.
I don't know what's going on.
No, I don't either.
I don't know, does, I think we were debating this on Friday.
Do you think he knows that we mock him? No. Oh, you don't think so I don't know. I think we were debating this on Friday. Do you think he knows that we mock him?
No.
Oh, you don't think so?
No, no.
I think he blindly retweets his name.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't think he cares.
That's a good way to go through life.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
He might a little bit.
He laughed at some jokes.
Because I was going to give him credit for showing up being like, we mock him, but he
I mean, I think Jeff D. Lowe thought he was taking trivia too seriously.
Yeah.
That's what I liked about him, how seriously he took it.
Yeah.
Did you see Jeff D. Lowe just give...
He was annoying.
He just...
Dave...
Like, the rules just get bent for Dave during the live show.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I did.
Yes, I did see that.
The guy who just...
Like, I cheated.
I looked it up.
I did see that.
That wasn't good.
Well, that live...
Yeah, they...
I would get rid of that.
Yeah.
The next live show stuff. Yeah.
Which, I don't think we're going to be at the,
we won't be at the semi. We suck, so don't worry
about us. Oh, okay. But you guys have
a bye, no matter what. We could have four byes,
it wouldn't matter. We suck. We fucking suck.
Josh Allen was really good.
He was very good. I was impressed.
Yeah, he was very, all those guys were into it, too.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Greg Olson
was into it, but he sucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How was Carrot Top to talk to off the air?
He refused to put on the jersey.
Yeah. Oh, wow.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I didn't realize.
Yeah.
Damn.
You guys hung out with Josh Allen?
Yeah, he came in.
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Allen.
The quarterback.
Mm-hmm.
For the Buffalo Bills.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, very good player.
Cool guy, too.
A little tension in the air.
Am I missing it or no?
I think you brought it.
Why?
Everything's fine.
What's the issue?
Does tension not follow you around?
It tends to accompany me, but I don't know why.
I like everybody here.
I mean, it is my fault because I was like,
when we first came up with this challenge,
I was like, I want Kirk involved because he'll bring tension.
And that's what we need when we're trying to pull off the impossible.
Why did tension need to be added to this?
Because it's for the viewer.
If it's a big event, I'm here.
Kirk can put asses in the seat.
I'm friends with him.
I like everybody here.
Do you have any vice?
What is your vice?
What is your top vice?
Bruce Springsteen?
You don't do drugs or alcohol?
I don't do that anymore.
No.
Gamble?
A little bit.
I'm not very good at it.
Not chronically?
No.
Nothing.
I mean, is masturbating a vice?
Yeah.
To porn?
To pornography.
Yeah.
Yes.
You do.
Sex?
There he is.
Oh, yeah.
He does look crazy.
Come on.
Sit down.
Good. Good hit.
Great call.
Am I right or no?
You could have been more right.
You look crazed.
You just look tired, that's all.
You can talk.
No, I slept pretty well.
You want to do the gauntlet today?
Yeah, you just text me.
Yeah, I'll do that.
What does that involve, though?
Bags, soccer, wiffle ball, football, two three-pointers, Sporkle.
All right, I'm worried about it.
We've got to get Malasek down here.
Wait, so you added Sporkle?
Sporkle's always been there.
Rico, you want to go first and I'll go?
Brandon will walk you through it.
No, you can go first.
Would you like to go first and I'll go?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, that'd be good.
Was that easy?
Well, no, I didn't hear what he said. That's all. All right, I'm worried about soccer. I'm worried about Uh, yeah. Okay. All right. I'd be good. Was that easy? Well, no.
I didn't hear what he said.
That's all.
All right.
I'm worried about soccer.
I'm worried about the home run.
Yeah, I'm not going to be good at this at all.
Am I the oldest?
No.
Stu Feiner.
What's the time?
I didn't see that.
Who's got the record?
Stu Feiner's the last.
You have the record?
Yeah.
He's bottom.
Stu Feiner's bottom.
How long was it?
It was like seven minutes.
See, I could be bad.
No, no, no.
Stu Feiner, I mean, he-
I've watched this.
There's no-
You'll also breeze through the sparkle.
Sparkle, you will breeze through.
Why do you say that?
Because-
The bag's got to go through a hole?
The bag has to go through a hole.
Yes.
You're picking it up.
Tomorrow we'll do colors.
I don't say that.
That's my line.
That's your line.
That's your line.
Yeah, Stu Feiner-
Who crops Zaz?
Yeah, I was just gonna say
Yeah what the fuck
What the fuck
What the hell
Come on
Where's Malsec
We need Malsec
He's on standby
He's probably taking a selfie
Alright tell him to come down
Let's just do it
I did
Alright
Rico you wanna go
You want one of us to go
Why don't one of us
No I'll go
I gotta shoot something
So I'll go
Okay alright
Oh
You got this Rico
I don't know if we're
Getting out of here.
Tonight?
Not happening.
Ever.
You guys got to stop being so negative.
It's just mathematics.
It's not.
It's something that's impossible.
Yeah, I guess I'm a bad person.
What's the most that one way of 10?
So he or somebody can do 10 at a time.
Yeah.
Titus or Big T.
Yeah.
Okay, so then we have to make 21 in a row other than that.
And Dave has to shoot.
15, 30, and 41.
Also, they can make 10 in a row and then come back and make five in a row.
They could shoot 30 of the 41.
The rest of us have to make two each.
Right.
And Dave has to make three.
Yeah.
We're going to be fine.
What if we did it in the first try?
That would be cool.
That would be great.
People would be pissed, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they want us to fail.
Misery.
Yeah, they want us to be terrible.
How's Brandon?
Brandon's a pretty good shooter.
Free throw shooter, pretty good.
Yeah.
So, wait, is this number the record for the NBA?
Yeah, team record.
Team.
41 is the record?
When was it set?
He hit 40.
40.
A few years ago as a team.
Because a player record was like Calvin Murphy.
It's way more.
Initially, we were going to do 100.
Oh, God.
I remember you said that to me first.
Yeah.
I was like, that's not.
Yeah.
And then the math got involved.
And then the NBA team is better than you guys are shooting, correct?
We'll find out.
Don't be so, I don't know.
You can assume that.
Yeah, you're right.
It's chemistry.
You can feel the chemistry in the room.
Yeah, no, no.
This is going to be good.
If we do it the first time, then we're fine.
We're better than the Heat.
Oh, Titus, my issue was, who cares what time anything is?
That's my attitude.
Are we still talking about this?
Well, yes.
It's the first time we've seen each other.
You had nothing to do with it.
What do you mean?
So what?
I'm an ombudsman.
But he isn't an ombudsman.
He does do everything.
I don't know.
Is it too much?
All right, man.
We'll let it go.
We just need to have.
I'm just asking you.
I'm saying to you.
I like Mostly Sports.
It's a good show.
To me, it wouldn't matter if it's it.
You know what I'm saying?
It doesn't matter in the –
I think we were trying at first.
You're directing the question to the wrong group of people.
I think you disagree with me, though.
What are you talking about?
I'll say it.
You keep saying that.
Is it English that you're struggling with?
What are you talking about?
I disagree with what?
You were complaining about the time of –
I was not –
No, no.
Kirk, you have it wrong.
Kirk, you have it wrong.
You were complaining about the the the brandon's
commute or something no no we're not complaining about that we go at the time we go at because
they were complaining about the time also that's why yeah oh if you're right i apologize also i i
probably was wrong in thinking like we should have time slots because i did i was also like we should
not try to overlap each other yeah i just don just don't think that matters. Yeah, it probably doesn't.
I was probably wrong on that.
Yeah.
I don't know if it's good.
We had our time.
I don't want to do this.
This is stupid.
They had a time.
My question is are you –
I might not want to do this, just so you know,
before you ask the question.
I might not want to do this.
Okay.
Okay, but my question is are you cool with the bit that I came up with on Wake Up Mincey?
It was a terrible one.
To fool Mincey.
Didn't even fool him, but somehow fooled you.
So are you okay with it?
You walked me into that one.
Are we cool with it?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, that was really upsetting.
I'm pouting like you are about it.
The dozen displeases.
You did text me fuck off and then left the group chat immediately.
That's a funny move.
True, yeah.
So?
Okay. One of us seems triggered by this That's a funny move. True, yeah. So? Okay.
One of us seems triggered by this.
I don't know.
It was fine.
We just need to be a team.
I might just break him tonight.
No, don't.
Yeah, we might be here for a week.
No, we need to be a team.
Am I overreacting, Nick?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
I haven't been following this.
Who seems upset?
I haven't cared about any of this.
Nobody's upset.
We're trying to yak, dude.
Like, what are you talking about? All right, dude. I apologize. been following this. Nobody's upset. We're trying to yak, dude. Like, what are you talking about?
All right, dude.
I apologize.
Let's yak.
Freak, are you ready?
Is it me, KB?
Try making fun of something else.
I could try.
I don't know.
Who do you hate that is maybe a competitor of ours?
Tell me.
I'll do it if you want.
Who do you hate right now?
A competitor of yours? That it a competitor of yours?
That is a competitor of Barstool's
Oh
I don't really know
Is there an answer that I'm supposed to give you?
No, I'm just asking
Not really
Kirk could hate anyone
I feel like we've kind of beat
All those guys are dead
Yeah
Don't you think?
So now we civil
Did you like the victory lap we did last night?
I did like that
I had bookmarked all those people
I did like it
August
I was long asleep when I woke up this morning.
It was great. It felt great.
I'm sure you guys talked about the game.
Was Romo just not
aware of how the overtime... It seemed like he was
just babbling. He had no idea what was going on.
The players didn't know either. The guy who scored
didn't know, right? Yeah, he thought it was over.
Yeah, Nicole Hartman didn't know.
Yeah, no, Romo was bad.
I feel like Jim Nance wants to get out of that
He sounds
Nance I thought sounded old too
Yeah, he did
They need new blood in there
I took a piss next to Romo
And I pussied out
I wanted to invite him on the podcast
But we've been very mean to him
You wouldn't do it?
I don't think so
Check out his hog?
Well, we were
This is the one time where we were right
We said that Romo sucked when he first started
Yeah, I was wrong
And everyone was like No, you guys are being haters,
and it's all come back to us.
I fell into that trap.
I thought it was great.
Yeah.
All right, Rico, you ready?
Tell me when, TJ.
What is Sporkle?
It's trivia.
It's just trivia.
General trivia.
General.
You'll get it easily.
Hold on.
It's not on you.
Tell me when, TJ.
It's like geography, pop culture, Freddy Kitchens, shit like that.
Basics.
General knowledge.
What's Freddy Kitchens?
Who's your guy?
Pebbles.
Pebbles.
Pebbles.
Freddy Kitchens.
Who is that?
The old Browns coach.
I've confused Freddy Kitchens.
Couples of Kitchens.
All right.
Ready?
All right.
Ready, set, go.
Come on, Rico. Pick up all the bags. Oh, it's over. pick up all the bags pick up all the bags it's fucking over that's a wrap oh no there you go oh no knock it in come on try with the energy
rico seems like he's low energy yeah oh we just need some team building oh we'll be good this will be fun
all right so malisek is so you get three shots kirk
shoe came up lost a shoe oh no oh a little high once you take the three that are set you can shoot from anywhere okay but malisek is a real oh no oh you can shoot from anywhere. Okay. But Malasek is a real motherfucker.
Oh, no. Oh, you can shoot from anywhere,
Rico!
Shoot from anywhere!
How is he kicking it?
He's, like, lifting it up.
It's like a machine.
His shoe's a problem.
Where it had a finer pace, though,
at this point? Ah, very much.
Rico's dressed like
Rico's got the lost
The whole Austin found his Jordans are why I don't think those are his oh Oh, this is bad. There it is.
There you go, Rico.
There we go.
Baseball.
Just one above the studio.
Oh, he's a lefty?
Maybe not.
See, I'm going to be good at this.
You're a lefty, Rico?
Oh, no.
He's not made contact with the ball yet.
Tough pitcher. He's not made contact with the ball yet. Tough pitcher.
He watched that one.
He watched it.
There it is.
There you go, Rico.
No.
All right, yeah.
Football.
Football.
Football.
Football.
Football.
Football.
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Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. football. And it's demoralizing. How far in are we? We are two minutes.
Oh, no, he's struggling getting the football.
Step up a little.
He's in like a Percocet fit right now.
Yeah.
I'm a little worried about tonight, a little bit with him.
Oh, yeah.
That's a concern.
Free throw stuff with him.
I think for the content, we're going to have Rico go after Dave every time.
Oh.
That's a good idea.
So when Dave makes it, he'll go.
So on this, you have to...
Just hit any of the bottles.
Any of them, right?
It's hard.
One bottle.
Yep.
Direct hit, though.
It can't be a bounce.
Right, right, right.
Can't come back on it.
Come on, Rico.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
The bad body language oh did that hit no yeah oh he's counting he's counting it it's a cam newton rule
i did now i got counted out yeah cam newton did it and we just like you know what go to the next What?
I don't know.
I can't hear you.
Oh, Jeff D. Lowe will do it after Kirk.
Oh, hell yeah.
He can do it after Rico if you want. I don't care.
Hey, Jeff.
Jeff D.
How are we doing, Jeff?
Good.
This is terrible.
Ty, I will say, if that's the case on the record, I'm going to do this often.
I apologize.
That's huge.
If that's the case, I will accept blame for that.
We're back.
Let's move forward.
Let him tickle you.
We're back.
I beg your pardon?
Let him tickle you.
I would.
I'm not tickling.
Let him tickle you for five minutes uninterrupted.
Can you handle it?
I like the punch from his back.
Here we go.
He's a good tickler.
One of the best.
He for real is.
All right. I'm posting that. You just need ten. You just need ten answers. It can He's one of the best. He for real is.
You just need ten.
You just need ten answers.
It can be of any of these categories.
Eight players score the most points in Laker uniform?
Pool.
What's pool?
What's pool?
British Cup sport.
Oh.
Okay.
Going there first.
Pool?
What about the Lakers?
Do the Lakers. Program Arabic. All right, don't know. What about the Lakers? Do the Lakers, dude.
Program Arabic.
All right, don't do the Lakers.
Lakers.
English.
He doesn't want to do the Lakers.
No, he played for the Nuggets.
Spanish.
What's the point?
What question is that?
Yeah, what beats me, man?
Two most used programming languages.
I don't know where he is.
Programming.
Oh, programming language.
Like coding.
Lakers.
Lakers. Hola, como estas? You still have to do the first three things. Don't you have to get old? programming programming language like coding i don't see the lakers eight players score the most points in laker uniform
oh colby there we go r.i.p shack why aren't the immigrants just coding man
nope no no it's a happiest countries in the world
uh wilt oh now he's you son of a bitch AIN. AIN? EIN. Oh, what? No.
AIN?
It's AIN.
Oh, it is AIN.
B.
Shane Burr.
Who's typing right now?
What town is it?
Chamberlain.
Is that Zaha?
Where's Chamberlain from?
I don't, is he from PA?
Wilt is not.
He's not Kansas?
Wilt is not there?
Oh, is he?
He went there.
I don't know.
Magic.
Wilt is definitely on there.
He didn't play for for that long, Rico.
Yeah.
We're going for a new record.
LeBron.
Oh, shit.
We are going for a new record.
You got to pick this up.
Nine brand.
Think of that team, Rico.
Think of that team with Magic on it.
Kareem.
I could tell you.
Ten happiest countries, world happiness report.
What about brand mascots?
I'm getting hosed.
The Pillsbury brand mascot.
Jeff, are you doing this?
Kareem, who's typing?
You can go next.
I'll go last.
Think of what he's made of and his sex.
The Pillsbury brand mascot.
Five names to Smash Bro games.
I don't know that one.
Seven numbers to win on the field in craps.
Four.
No. Say all craps. Four. No.
Say all the numbers.
Six.
Seven.
All right.
Jovian planets.
Come on now.
Oh, dough boy.
Yeah.
Five.
Ten total.
Ten total.
Ten.
Eleven. Yep. There it is. 10 total. 10. 11.
Yep.
There it is.
13.
No, it's not.
6.
It's not a number.
Dice.
Yeah.
7.
12.
Aflac mascot.
I'll take Stu.
9.
6.
There you go.
There it is done.
Time.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
Jesus Christ. I think Stupi. Time. Let's see. 6.30. Jesus Christ.
I think Stu beat you.
A heavy lunch.
Oh, no.
Rico, you're good.
Holy.
You're good.
You're fine.
You're fine.
How long was Stu?
Stu was 6 minutes, 39 seconds.
He also tore his quad.
How long did it take you?
My record is a minute and a half.
Oh, my God.
That's unbeatable.
I hit everything.
I'm worried.
Go ahead, Jeff. Give it a shot. As a daily watcher, I'm very worried. half. Oh, my God. I hit everything. I'm worried. Go ahead, Jeff.
Give it a shot.
As a daily watcher, I'm very worried.
First of all, thank you.
Why don't you go?
You're going to do well.
I don't think I'm going to do that well.
Which one's first?
The bags.
All right.
Someone do the high noon ad.
Good job, Brandon.
Gladly.
Good job.
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Can I ask again who's typing?
It's me. It's always me.
Are you okay?
I'm not good at typing.
I feel like today was very tough
well when somebody said something and it's obviously spelled wrong and nobody corrects
me i don't know what's wrong with you this you'll be surprised by this i am an overanalyzer
no um this will blow you away no way but as someone who watches the show i do in my head
i'm like when i do this eventually i feel like you can't go for the tough names yeah or if you
spell it wrong and you know like yeah yeah right you got to play with tough names. Or if you spell it wrong and you know it. Right.
You got to play with the typist.
Right.
If you spell it wrong and you know,
or if I spell it wrong and you know where it's wrong,
tell me how to fix it and I'll fix it right away.
Yeah.
Agreed, TJ.
All right, Kirk, you ready?
I'm ready.
DeJulio DM'd me about the Brady slander.
I apologize to DeJulio.
He's still the GOAT.
Oh, wow. You've ruined that relationship.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
Nothing a tickle fight won't fix, right?
Yeah, five-minute tickle fight.
Addressing the dozen, Jeff,
we were supposed to play the Booze Ponies this week.
Yes.
People were saying we chickened out of playing them.
We did.
Oh, nice.
We chickened out.
You will not be going for the crown.
I will not be going for the crown. I will not be going for the crown.
I don't want that.
Which is a curse, by the way.
The number one seed is a huge curse.
No, I'm just afraid.
I don't want it.
Who are you afraid of most, Dana, Will, or fights?
Let's see.
Will is the most physically imposing.
Dana's the grossest to look at.
And fights would try to fuck me If I would ever turn around
It's really tough
Alright, you ready Kirk?
Alright, here we go
3, 2, 1, go
Yeah, let's go
Oh, look at Malasek
Malasek's cocky Oh, that was a good, let's go. Oh, look at Malasek. Malasek's cocky.
Oh, that was a good shot.
He's an Olympian.
Woo!
Now, is Malasek moving differently these days?
Yeah, I heard.
Oh!
He had sex?
Did he?
I don't know.
How was that?
I heard he's entered the mating game.
Oh.
Yeah, he's back involved.
Okay.
Do we peer pressure him?
Come here, buddy.
I think we did.
Oh, did she have sex with a woman?
Did you enter the mating game?
What?
The process, I think.
You're entertaining the idea of pussy.
Where did you get this information?
I've heard.
Oh, no.
Oh, I mean.
Kirk's stuck a little.
Oh, that was just there.
Oh!
All right, this is personal.
There it is.
Football, football, football.
Football. Football.
This is where dreams go.
Oh, no.
That was wide.
Right.
Oh, so close.
He's got a good time there it is
dead on
he's got a pretty good time going
three pointer three pointer
mouse like did you like the office
oh no you're good you're good go to the next one
Oh boring
Brandon's doing a bad job
Just move it Brandon
Move it
Oh he's rebounding
There it is
Alright
Stay right here There it is Alright Sporkle sporkle over here
Stay right here
Stay right here
Alright
Lou Gehrig
Yep
No
No
G-E-H
Okay
R-I-G
Yeah that's good
Next one
The Mask Okay. R.I.G. Yeah, that's good. Next one.
The Mask.
LSU.
Yeah.
Alabama.
Dolphins.
Marinara.
Pesto.
He's just hopping around.
Yeah, it's always so funny just to hear.
Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck.
That's eight, right?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let's go. Two Fs, two Fs, two Fs.
Let's go.
There it is.
3-0-1.
That was a good time.
That was a really good time.
What is that, 3-0-1. That was a good time. Yeah. That was a really good time. All right. What is that?
3-0-1 on the dot?
3-0-1.
Let's see.
You are above White Sox Dave and Billy Football.
That's fine.
I'll take that.
Yeah.
Also beat Julian Edelman, Taylor LeJuan, Will Compton, Cam Newton.
That's pretty damn good.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
Baseball.
Anything three and a half and under is a pretty good time.
Yeah, you're happy with anything.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Jeff D'Lo, how do we think he's going to do?
I think pretty good.
Yeah?
I think he's good at mini games like this. Yeah? I think he might get hung up on mini games like this. Yeah.
I think he will.
He's also been studying it.
Yeah, that's true. I forgot about the second three.
That threw me off. Yeah.
I'm excited to see Jeff do trivia. I don't think he's ever done it.
Oh, that's true. What if he sucks?
He's never answered a question.
I've never seen it once.
Jeff might not know shit. What if he was just trash?
Yeah, could be.
Alright, Jeff D. You ready? seen it once jeff might not know shit it's just trash yeah could be all right jeff d
you ready tj you ready yep all right here we go three two one go
oh over uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh there you-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
There you go.
There it is.
There it is.
This is... Okay.
He's lining it up.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Rico's shoe was quite funny.
That was sad.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Here you go. Got no Oh Here you go
Got it
Here you go
Nice
Way to finish
Baseball
Huge
Wait for your pitch
No
Hit the ceiling
Nope nope
oh
he's peppering us
oh boy
oh jeez
you're close
hot one
there we go
football football football
football's the worst Oh, jeez. You're close. Hot one. There we go. Football, football, football.
Football's the worst.
Oh.
Feels like it shouldn't be.
I know. But it sucks.
Looks super easy.
Everyone throws it high the first couple times.
There it is.
Good job, Jeff.
How's he as a shooter?
We should make him shoot.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Take your time.
Second air ball is always the worst.
We got three.
Oh, the third.
Why do you take such a big step forward?
Here we go, Jeff.
Are the pants restrictive?
I think it's the...
Oh, no.
He's got an arrow.
This is...
Take your time.
All right.
Yeah, dribble into rhythm.
Oh, my.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Kirk, do you want him to change the rules halfway through? What's that? Do you want him to change the rules halfway through?
What's that?
Do you want him to change the rules halfway through?
No points for the round.
There it is.
All right, you're getting there.
All right, D-Lo.
You're still at good time.
Yeah, but he's in a nightmare situation where he hears us laughing at him.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He knows this is bad.
That is the worst when you hear chatter from back here.
Actually, laughter is way better than silence.
Yeah.
I thought that was going to be good.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Some heavy breathing going on.
This is not good.
At what point do we let him get closer?
No, we can't.
We can't.
That last one was eight feet short.
Yeah.
Well, you should...
Stu Feiner just kept on shooting.
It would hit where the draft...
There it is.
Ah.
And we're like, dude, you got to go closer.
He could have been shooting...
There you go.
Take your empty rack.
Kirk, you beat Rico and Jeff easily.
Yeah, if an old guy did all right.
Stepped over the line there.
Watch that line.
Oh, no. Oh no More air balls than not or no?
I think he's got way more air balls than not
He's not shooting free throws today right?
I think we might make him do a few
Oh god
That's the thing is we can have him do a few. Oh, God.
The thing is, we could have anyone do it and just do the first, like, three.
That's true.
Who cares?
You know?
Oh, no.
He's dunking a lot.
You, like, take off.
I guess if you could.
This is getting tough.
What if he never makes one?
When Brandon starts getting out of gas, you know it's not good. Yeah.
He just went hands on his hips.
All right.
Come on, Dave.
Come on, Jeff.
Come on, Jeff.
Come on, Jeff.
You got this, Jeff.
Oh, no.
Front of the rim.
He's got a whole team working for him now.
This is like when it's in a basketball game and they try to make him score a shot.
Yeah, fuck.
That flight path is wild.
It's just never getting close.
It's just never getting close. It's just never getting closer.
You'd think there'd be an adjustment, but there's no adjustment.
That's stepping weird.
Oh, no.
You didn't like that ball?
There you go.
He's the real one.
He's making this one.
He's got a make.
That's it.
If front of the rim was a make,
he is Steph Curry.
Oh my God.
Hitting it exactly at the front of the ring.
Oh,
Jesus.
Come on,
Jeff.
How many shot do we,
come on,
Jeff.
We have someone who does the stats.
Yeah.
After it has all the shoes.
Oh,
geez.
Oh no.
I'm watching KB having trouble, like, watch Jeff right now.
Oh, no.
Not like this.
Oh, no.
Don't go out like that.
Just shoot it really hard, Jeff.
You got to be close.
Shoot it really hard.
As hard as you can, Jeff.
Half quarter.
He actually can't be wasting time at this point.
Jeff, this is what it feels like when you ask me about a Marvel movie on the dozen.
Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun.
Yeah, this is payback.
Stu Feiner is going to be.
I think he might be.
That was like six and a half, right?
Jeff, shoot a half quarter.
Shoot it like you're shooting a half quarter.
Yeah, just shoot hard.
Shoot as hard as you can.
Hard as you can.
He's going to go home and torture a fucko.
639 is all time. Oh jeff oh boy encouraging brandon
it's like the worst there we go come on there you get that's better we're on the second song
it's the third song a lot of screen time for draftraftKings. That's good. Company man.
Ten seconds away from all time.
All right, Jeff, breathe.
Come on, Jeff.
Come on, Jeff.
Come on, Jeff.
Blutman's in his face. Blutman's in his face.
What a minute.
Oh, no.
History.
History.
Longest run ever.
Longest run ever.
And he's not in trivia yet. There's no end in sight. Oh, no. Don't.. Longest run ever. Longest run ever. And he's not in trivia yet.
There's no end in sight.
Oh, no.
Don't.
Oh, don't do that.
Jeff, we got to do the free throw thing.
Woo!
Try to wrap this up.
Should have just been the Jeff D. Lowe three-point challenge tonight.
Make a three.
Make a three.
R.A.'s a better shooter.
I know.
And he got in a car accident. He had to learn how to walk again
It's true
That was what that video looked like
It looked like someone
With a quadriplegic
Learned how to walk
It looked like an E60 special
Yeah
Alright Take a breather This is going to be an unbreakable record Are we going to get to double? Yeah. All right.
Take a breather.
This is going to be an unbreakable record.
Are we going to get to double?
If you had to guess, how many shots has he taken?
It's got to be like 70 now.
It has to be.
Oh, you got it.
You got closer.
You got this.
You're right there, Jeff.
Oh.
Is he going to be mad?
I don't know.
I don't think I've ever seen him.
Every shot goes his way.
Uh-oh.
It's true.
Every time.
Every time.
Oh, no.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Hey!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, let's go, Jeff.
Hurry up, man.
Trivia time.
All right.
Okay, Jeff.
North Carolina.
Pennsylvania.
Virginia.
Seton.
New Jersey.
Is that Hall?
Nice.
You got the other one.
Nice. Madrid.
London.
Berlin.
That's seven.
That's true.
Go Sandra Bullock there.
Let's see.
MLB teams with three word names including city.
I just want to see what all they are.
Gravity. Gravity? Okay. Gravity. including city. I just want to see where all they are.
Gravity.
Gravity?
Okay.
Gravity.
That's it, right?
No, he's got to get two more.
Oh, two more, yeah.
Two more?
Yeah.
Power Puff Girl names?
Blue Jays, Red Sox, White Sox.
There we go.
Boom. Bang! 9.30. 9.30. um blue jays red socks white socks there we go boom bang
9 30 all right so good news bad news jeff which one you want first
all right bad news um that was the worst time by far good news is i don't think you'll ever
be supplanted as the worst i mean don, don't we have a Paralympic team coming in?
I think that was the – I think it's an unbeatable record.
I think my best time is more attainable than your worst time.
Jeff, it's kind of cool to see somebody shoot a basketball for the first time.
It's never happened.
Your toe was on the line on one of them, Jeff,
so we're going to need you to do it again.
Your chest burning?
You cramping?
No, my feet.
No.
I already bought one. I already bought one.
I already bought one.
I know you're pity.
Matt, I suck at basketball.
Is that what you were worried about?
If that was like a Tim Duncan bank shot, got it.
I don't know if suck at basketball is the right word
because that would mean like you can kind of play.
That wasn't good.
Right?
How much time we spent on basketball?
Like five minutes?
Six minutes.
I'd have been fine if I just made the –
Yeah.
If you made like the 40th one, yeah.
I'm a little happy I got soccer in the first five kicks.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's a takeaway for sure.
Yeah, there are silver linings in everything. There were silver linings. And trivia was what I was good at. That's true. That's a takeaway for sure. Yeah, there are
silver linings in everything.
Trivia was what I was good at.
Good at trivia.
That's true. Beanbag, second one in.
That was one of my favorite shows, too.
Never be able to watch it again.
You think that'll never be broken?
Never be broken.
I don't think the company could break that.
I don't know.
The thing about basketball is once you keep missing for a while, you mentally spiral.
Yeah.
Also, I have the feet of a 90-year-old woman.
You always have.
So this is like.
Born with.
Yeah.
Born with.
It is a true test of everything, though.
We had a guy once who a random guy show up and he did.
He did everything on the court in 50 seconds, and he took five minutes of trivia.
He couldn't name a dog.
Couldn't name a dog.
That was worse.
Yeah.
All right, well, Kirk, Jeff, thank you.
Sure.
Kirk, we'll see you later.
See you in a couple hours.
Yeah.
It's going to be a long night.
That will be good.
I think we're going to be fine.
And Jeff D'Lo will now be one of our free throw shooters.
The tally on shots is 73
73 shots
73 shots
We should have
We should have Jeff
On the other basket
Just shooting
As all of us are shooting
And for every three he hits
We get another mulligan
Yeah
Seriously
We just have a Jeff cam
Two extra mulligans
Yeah we get two extra mulligans
After four hours
Six minutes spent on basketball
Six minutes spent on basketball Just Six minutes spent on basketball?
Just ignore me.
I got it.
Six minutes.
No, get your breath.
You're fine.
No, it's my feet.
I have an inhaler upstairs if you need it.
Or your feet.
No, it's the feet.
That's what I tell myself.
You need a rub?
Yeah.
A quick rub?
We do free rubs in the Chicago office on Wednesday.
Yeah, so come back on Wednesday.
Also, Jeff, Dave refuses to do the challenge. Probably could beat me. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, so come back on Wednesday. Also, Jeff, Dave refuses to do the challenge.
Probably could beat me.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
How long is Don McLean's American Pie?
I think it's in the sevens.
I think it's 8.30.
Oh, wait.
Three?
Seven minutes, 37.
7.30?
Good work, Brandon.
That was tough. Yeah, it's a fun fun time are you tired no i'm not tired
what's up it's just a it's just a long i haven't seen you guys in a while
two days been 25 30 minutes i saw you seconds saturday yeah did you no you didn't no
no we left friday oh brandon oh uh my wife i probably should have told you off air she lost a
uh a bracelet and she thinks it might have caught on your jacket when she gave you a hug
really yeah no we had dinner lunch together that's interesting and no everybody was
that's pretty standard oh they were leaving like oh that's standard hey just in case you find my
bracelet yeah uh nick's car wait so yeah yeah your wife said that this probably could have been done
off air to be honest no no no we get to the bottom of this was when she was talking about me and jacket was it one or two words hold on a second okay so you you're buying this when when your wife was
like oh i lost my bracelet you're like where could it be and she's like maybe with nick no
she said maybe at the bar uh where we where we had where we uh had lunch with nick and his his
girlfriend oh got it Nick's nightstand?
Yeah.
No, at the bar.
The bar.
I believe it was called.
Like, caught on his jacket?
She had four bracelets. How did you think this was going to go when you said this?
Caught on his jacket?
She had four bracelets on.
Like a Velcro bracelet?
The only thing she remembered doing with her arm was giving a one-arm hug to Nick.
She was scared.
The only thing she remembers doing with her arm. Let a one-arm hug to Nick. She was scared.
The only thing she remembers doing with her arm.
Let me think of what I did with my arm yesterday.
That's the only thing I can remember.
Yeah, I'll check in my jacket.
In your jacket?
Yeah.
It's a bracelet she's really sentimentally attached to.
It's really torn her up. Sounds like you know what never mind i'll just uh nick will buy her a new one yeah for sure i'll
get her a better one valentine's day is coming up it's yep it's right around the corner you
want me to get her something no i don't i don't give my mom anything either. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, my God. She's on Twitter.
No.
No, she's not.
Is that not her?
She's not.
No, that's the MIL.
She's not.
No.
My mom is not on Twitter.
It's the MIL.
No, it's my mom, but I told her to get off immediately.
She had the worst first tweet about anything.
Wait, what did she tweet?
I'll answer anything, nothing off limits.
Oh, no.
She's like, please DM me.
Yeah, she said, please DM me.
I'll answer nothing off limits.
Oh, man.
Jesus.
Jesus, mama.
I had to tell her to stop.
I had to tell her, no, that's a bad idea.
Bad idea.
One of the worst ideas.
Hello, people of the internet.
Yeah.
DM me anything.
Exactly what she did.
Yeah.
I will answer.
So we gotta find that bracelet.
Nah, I'll just buy another one. Forget it.
Where should I check? Huh? Where do you want me to look?
Luggage. You know what? It's probably
Luggage, my jacket. Her bra.
The space between my penis
and balls.
Is there a space
between your penis and balls?
Yeah, a big gap.
Yeah, that's his bracelet holder.
That's what I call it,
the old bracelet holder.
Perfect crease for a bracelet.
Got a Cartier down there.
Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah, that was crazy
that you didn't see
where that one was going.
Yeah, that was a mistake. We're all low low on sleep i meant to text you last night but then you said it tore her up
she hurt emotionally yes yeah yeah
can we move on to anything else kyle you had dinner a couple nights Oh you Well I didn't achieve my Chipotle
Sorry
I had an Uber Eats Corrie who went to three other hotels
En route to
That's right I saw you tearing up that hotel
I was the maddest I've ever been
Really
Yeah she kept going to the wrong hotel
And I was looking around for her for ten minutes a pop
That ain't right Any shenanigans In Vegas She kept going to the wrong hotel, and I was looking around for her for 10 minutes of pop.
That ain't right.
Any shenanigans in Vegas?
Any horseplay?
I don't think there was any tomfoolery, no.
No roughhousing?
No hijinks?
Fights broke out?
Forgot his Valtrex? That's about it. I thought you meant like an actual fight sure of course i was misleading yeah
that was good it was good work thanks man i saw um nfl hall of famer bruce smith in the lobby
oh cool i saw kevin from the office in the lobby oh i played cards with Saquon Barkley. Damn.
He was losing, and it was very intense to play blackjack with someone who's betting a significant amount of money.
Yeah.
And they're not just handing you the money to let they win?
If you make a mistake.
Oh, you can lose the money.
Yeah.
You feel very irresponsible.
You take the wrong card from them, and it's.
Yeah.
Dan Patrick sent me three bottles of champagne.
Four.
It was just three.
I think it was four.
Yeah, but it was three.
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Oh, I already dropped my sheet.
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Brady, you got a new show?
Man adds another show.
Well, it's just a quick 15-minute.
We're going to give – me, Che, and Megan are going to give one pick apiece
on this quick pick show.
Just a little, hey, let's get everybody invested.
Let's get fired up for the night on the DraftKings Sportsbook,
and let's win some money.
I love it.
When you have too many shows, you start to abandon us.
I have never once abandoned anybody on the show.
This will also not be in direct conflict.
It's going to be directly after the YAC.
You missed like seven mostly sports when we were launching the show
because you had to go do the college football stuff.
That's 100% not true.
I always did it after the show.
Why was Nick there the first Friday?
On the Fridays?
Yeah, but that's the college football.
I can't help that.
Listen, man.
But this is the direct thing we're talking about is that you've got too much on your plate.
And that schedule also kind of holds us hostage.
Yeah.
But I understand why you did, but this is the problem that we're having.
We're worried.
You have too much on your plate.
We're worried.
No, my plate's fine.
In fact, I could add, if y'all wanted me to add a wrestling show right now, I would add it.
Yeah, I'm down.
I would add it right now.
And I would quit mostly sports to do it.
I bet you.
That's my favorite thing, but I'd quit it.
That's your favorite thing?
That hurts.
Hurts bad.
Second favorite to the yak.
No, you said it.
It's fine.
Does that hurt you? No, you said it. It's fine. Does that hurt you?
No, you said you would leave my show, so it's already hurtful.
I don't really know if it's your show.
Well, it is.
Well, it is, because I wouldn't leave that show for anything.
Wow.
It's the most important thing I've ever done in my life.
This is like splitting the dog in half, the baby in half.
It's a baby, not a dog.
The baby dog.
The baby dog.
That's a baby dog. What is that, King Mid dog yeah that's a baby dog what is that king midas now he touched everything he touched old solomon solomon yeah the wise king he said cut
that baby in half god's lucky solomon wasn't a liberal they would have killed the baby quick
oh true isn't that right brandon
good paper Good paper, Sock.
That's some solid paper.
Solid.
Solid paper.
You need to start carrying around heavy-ass paper
when things get awkward.
Yeah, just like, you feel this paper?
Look at this.
Not doing anything to it.
What is this?
What is this?
10,000-pound cut?
Oof.
Damn.
Thick cut paper right there.
You know, when paper has texture it's called
tooth yeah the doctor awkward is a palindrome doctor awkward is yeah the the doctor no is it
yeah so is a toyota race fast safe car a toyota okay whoa yo banana boy also
doctor awkward definitely isn't, right?
Well, if you spell out doctor, if you abbreviate it like most do, D-R.
Right.
Yeah, he's right.
Yeah, it is.
Dr. Awkward.
Dr. Awkward.
He got you there. I think we're going to need to page him right now because of what you just did.
Speaking of page, what are you holding, Brandon?
I'll be goddamn.
Oh, it's a musical artist.
I'll be goddamn.
Solid ass paper, though.
Yo, banana boy.
Yo, banana boy.
You like that one?
That was pretty good.
I'm trying to get into college basketball betting.
It's overwhelming.
I feel like a kid in a candy.
A lot of them.
Except all the candies in the same monochromatic wrapper,
and I don't know what's good, what's bad.
It's too much.
Here's one tip.
Home court matters a lot.
Titus, who's the zag nut of college basketball?
Great question, Nick.
I think about this a lot, actually.
What does that mean?
I just picked the worst candidate.
Oh, that is a candidate.
Zagnut?
Yeah.
What does a Zagnut look like?
Or a Mary Jane.
It definitely has to lead to the most violent outbursts.
Like a college basketball betting.
Oh, yeah.
He, you, to Zagnut.
Yeah!
It might be Ohio State,
honestly. That's a candy?
Or West Virginia. Yeah, you should award
the Zagnut of the year. Oh my god.
The tightest Zagnut of the year.
What is that?
Nobody wants a fucking Zagnut. Is that American?
Can't be.
West Virginia's a licorice necco wafer.
My feelings are a little hurt that everyone's
abandoned sitting next to me.
You're an intimidating presence.
I was forced over here by Jeff D'Lo sitting in my seat.
Yeah.
Would you like me to come back?
Sure, that'd be nice.
I would love if Anus got sponsored by Zagnut.
Oh.
We'll talk to sales.
Clark.
Clark.
Clark.
What should we name this delicious chocolate?
I don't know.
Clark. Name it fucking Clark. Clark. What should we name this delicious chocolate? I don't know. Clark?
Name it fucking Clark.
Hey, good pools on both of those.
Trying to think what's down there with the Zagnuts and Clark.
Mary Jane.
Biddlehunt.
That gets trick-or-treating play.
You think it still gets trick-or-treating play?
What about the Chunky Bar?
Chunky.
Zero.
No, no, no.
I'm a zero defender.
That's a great bar.
You can't be a zero as i love the zero i
don't know what stanley you on that's ass what's mary jane mary jane you you'll know when you see
it i think they stopped making them in the 40s scotch oh uh uh what is the one the long strand
oh that's something cic cik candy i don't know. It's like a...
Yeah, fuck those
to death.
Yeah, those look awful.
Clark.
Looks like shit.
Come try our Clark.
Well, Clark Bar
is at least chocolate.
What's a Zagnut?
What's the ingredients?
Chicka Stick?
C-I-K-O-S-T-S-I-K?
Or...
Ah, fuck.
I feel like you're just
saying shit at this point.
Yeah, no one has ever even tweeted.
Yeah, I know.
No one has tweeted Zagnut.
Nobody's ever tweeted Zagnut?
No one I follow.
Butter and coconut candy.
That sounds good.
Oh, no.
Rear hat.
Oh, shut up.
He's the only one.
He's the only person that's ever tweeted Zagnut.
Zagnut. Oh, yeah.. He's the only one. He's the only person that's ever tweeted Zagnut. Zagnut.
Oh, yeah.
Chicka Sticks.
C-H-I-C-K-O-S-T-I-C-K.
Fuck those two.
Have you ever seen a Zagnut in the wild?
No.
I have because I recognize it.
Where did you see it?
Farm Fresh.
Oh, okay.
I'm aware of the name, but I've never seen one in the wild.
How'd you think of it if you've never seen one?
I don't know. I was just trying to think of obscure candy and i thought it'd be a funny
award to give a college basketball team it's bit of honey something y'all have ever seen oh yeah
that's a trick-or-treating game that's not that bad right common just make your teeth stick
together all right i'm buying a box of zag nuts oh god damn it you could we doing zag nut day on
the yak yeah brandon what's the one we had?
Coffee Crisp?
Yeah, from Canada.
That motherfucker was good.
That's some good shit.
Coffee Crisp.
Very famous Canadian bar.
I don't know.
We don't even have anything similar to it.
Nothing?
How do you know?
I don't.
I don't at all.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, those were sent to the old office.
Yeah.
Yeah, one of our Brandon Walker College Football Show fans sent them some.
Really rectangular.
You ever eat those packing peanuts?
Circus peanuts.
Yeah.
That's my favorite candy.
Okay.
They look nice.
I think you're lying.
No, I'll eat a hundred.
He's been saying this for years.
You've called him your favorite food before.
Yeah, he has.
No, I might have a new favorite candy.
Satellite wafers.
What?
Satellite wafers?
Not with the sour powder, with the candy.
Those are like church communion.
They taste like communion wafers.
Those are up there with the worst things of all time.
Those are my favorite candy now.
Look at that guy.
No, you don't like them.
I'm trying to get that sun tattooed on me.
You don't get anything tattooed on you, though.
I will, but I love those.
Why do you like circus?
Circus peanuts are not good.
They're great.
I like the texture.
I'm a mouthfeel guy over taste.
Mouthfeel over taste when it comes to anything.
That's what?
That, circus peanuts, dick and cum.
Vainy dicks.
Vainy dick.
Yeah.
Vainier the better.
That just doesn't look good.
Mm-hmm.
Made by Spangler.
Every circus peanut you know it's authentic.
It has Spangler on the top.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
What flavor is it?
Banana.
Why?
What's that?
You're fine.
Go ahead and shoot.
I mean, you do run the place.
Dave's going to do some shots.
What do we think? Let's go ahead and break it down right shoot. I mean, you do run the place. Dave's going to do some shots. What do we think?
Let's go ahead and break it down right now.
Bad shoulder, right?
Yeah, apparently a bad shoulder.
One for five.
Oh, dear.
We're fucked.
That was fine.
I think that was really damn good, actually.
His form is very bad.
Did he just give up?
I did see him make three in a row this morning, but his form is...
Somebody said four in a row.
I was with Kirk. it was three oh so brandon like how what's like your max for oh there we go something in a row free throws like could you casually make six in a row
yeah pretty easily yeah easily no but i could probably but like probably multiple times in 30
minutes yeah i can make six in a row brand Brandon's a highlight basketball player, which is to say if you only watched your makes,
you would think that you were very good.
When he makes it, it looks really, really good.
You're like, that guy's never going to miss again.
We got breaking news.
What?
Do we?
Breaking news.
Dave said he's going to be no problem.
He's got this.
Oh.
We're good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm on my shoulder, but I'm about probably 50% to 60% now. All right. 50%. problem. He's got this. We're good?
I'm about probably 50-60% now. He's 50%.
You just gotta save the Mulligans for me.
That, we might use Mulligans on other people too.
Well, then we have no chance.
Back to no chance.
I think the Mulligans
have to be used anything over 30.
What if we just
were legends and did it right away?
It's going to be fun for a while.
At the end of the day, it's shooting free throws.
Look at that.
We're not going to war.
Yeah.
I think it is going to be very fun.
For a while.
It's just, yeah.
My concern is not will this be fun.
It's what happens at 4 a.m.
Right.
Right.
And we're all deprived and we want to go home.
Right.
Let's just not get to 4 a.m. Yeah. Let's just not get to 4 a.m.
Yeah.
Let's just not get to 4 a.m.
What did he say?
He's in good shape.
He said, don't burn them all.
We're also all already tired.
Yeah.
Last two in a row.
We're fine.
If Dave just hits 41 in a row right now, are we done?
Is he making them?
Yeah.
Real quick.
Yeah.
If you hit 41, we are done. Three in a row right now, are we done? Is he making them? Yeah. Real quick. Yeah, if you hit 41, we are done.
Three in a row?
Okay.
See, I think you'll be able to hit.
I'm not worried.
Doesn't look good, but it's going in.
It doesn't look good, but it is good.
Like a Zagnut.
So you and Big T did hit 50 in a row.
We hit 53.
And how were you doing it? We were doing five at a timeagnut. So you and Big T did hit 50 in a row. We hit 53. Oh.
And how were you doing it?
We were doing five at a time.
Yeah.
Big T and Tidy's hit 53 in a row.
I'm not in an apt human.
I can reach.
I can't.
I'm in pain, but I can reach.
Yeah.
I think we got this.
Does it matter how you order it?
Can you do all, one person do all theirs in a row, then another person?
Dave, what's the strategy behind it?
Do you have a granny shot in the arsenal?
Underhand?
Yeah.
I'm fine.
I'm 60% rising.
We're good.
I think we're going to, KB, to answer your question,
I think there's going to be multiple strategies.
I think what we're going to start with is Big T and Titus going first
to try to get to dave's 15
and then when they get a little tired i think what the the smart strategy also might be
the other four people am i doing that math right yeah the other four people will all try to go like
three three three four and then get to dave's 15 and then titus and and big t can try to go like
seven in a row eight in a row then we're at 30 dan are you personally better off trying to make
one shot like if if it was just like every so often you step up and make one like we're gonna
do it dave yeah or you shoot five in a row and get into a little bit of a rhythm. I think five in a row. You're a five in a row guy.
Hank put in the free play one of the options was that I make over six and a half,
so I'm going to have to try that at some point in a row.
Oh, in a row.
Yeah, for the people.
I'm going to have to.
So there will be a point where I just start and see if I can.
Yeah, you have to try.
Right.
And that's what I'm saying. As long as we don't use mulligans early, like, we can do this.
Wait, that's a betting option?
No, no, we have 75 mulligans.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Free to play.
Oh, yeah.
Get me paid.
All of them are, yeah, I'm going to try.
I tried hard enough.
It's $100,000 prize pool, I think, and there's a ton of options in there, like who will make
the most.
Over amount of times,ave's gonna say my shoulder
who's the weakest link
but that's the thing is so we can weed out the weakest you guys can't quit and replace
dave and i are the only two that have to shoot in every round
i'm gonna i i said that tomorrow if we're tomorrow in the afternoon,
I'll have to just move the flight if we get to tomorrow afternoon.
Oh, my God.
And that will probably be a very big problem.
My Mississippi pot roast is going to be dry.
Just have some of my water to it.
Man, I really can't move that flight.
I was told that I can't move that flight.
That would be kind of a lunatic move.
Yeah.
Do you think that a better strategy might be saving Big T and Titus?
But they don't need to be – like, they can make –
they just can't make more than 10 in a row.
Right.
So there's no saving.
You mean their energy?
Yeah, just because.
Yeah, we can try that.
Maybe we'll try that to start where we just try to have everyone else shoot first.
So you guys don't get up.
You guys will never get up until we're at least 15.
Right.
That might be the smart move.
That's right.
Okay.
Because my worry, they're like 1,500 deep.
But for content, it would be very funny if rico had to go right after
dave yes yeah because like if dave makes a big shot and then rico goes so you're saying the
strategy would be everybody goes except me and big t right dave shoots number 15 and then you
guys start and then we yeah i think that is yeah so that would give us third 25 then 35 well dave's
gonna have to shoot 30 as well.
Yeah, you guys would go.
We get to 15, and then so Dave shoots 15.
Then you and Big T both hit seven in a row.
And then Dave goes to 30, and then you guys both hit five in a row.
That probably is the correct strategy because then you don't get –
we don't burn you guys out.
Yeah.
And wasting it.
I think that actually is the right strategy.
Yeah. guys out yeah and wasting it i think that actually is the right strategy yeah so i could just go home when we start this you guys can call me in three hours yeah when you've hit 15 we get to 15 i don't know 15 might take hours no
it's gonna be fun it's gonna be very fun it's so easy to miss just one
it is so easy to miss just so it It is so easy to miss just one.
So, shot 41.
It's easier than making it.
It's one of the easiest things to do.
If you get to shot 41.
I don't think I could do it.
That's going to be scary.
That's where we need to save the mulligan.
But do you really want to win on a mulligan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up, Nick.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, yeah, that last shot guy.
I'll tell you what.
If you say that on the broadcast, I'll kill you. Dave's the last shot guy. Dave, that last shot guy. I'll tell you what. If you say that on the broadcast, I'll kill you.
Dave's the last shot guy.
Dave's the last shot guy.
Dave has to hit the 41st.
He's probably the best for it, yeah.
We put it so that Dave has to hit 15, 30, and 41.
Oh, man.
See?
269 for a Zagnut?
So I'm really old, I guess.
Yeah.
Wait, this was yesterday?
Somebody tweeted about Zagnut yesterday.
Oh, this is all old candy.
Wait, that's a hilarious tweet.
Bottle caps?
Wait, hold on.
I have bottle caps in my cabinet at home.
Can we just marvel in this guy's tweet?
This is like the world oh i love no i
want to look at every here no but he has zero he has zero interaction do they have tea berry gum
middle-aged white man who's sick of yeah hell yeah seeing this country running to ground by
old white men hate cannot drive out hate only love can do that okay well i hate him but let's just
know i like him alan henderson just being, I'm going to pop on Twitter today and tell everyone this is Agnus.
This tweet rules.
What's his standards for tweeting something?
If that made...
Wait, yeah, go to...
This is like all reject candy.
All of those.
Why did he pick Agnus?
Let's get this guy to 10,000 followers.
But nobody tell him why.
Let's run it up.
Oh, my God god no one tweet adam
just follow him alan c henderson okay okay so i'm really old i guess i'm really open if i scroll
long enough there's just like furry porn or something yeah there might be something weird
but oh there we go three likes brought it question of my life aren't i the love
of your life or answer i would never say that oh oh oh shit alan he's just he's spraying
okay that's a nice car for those boys okay that's my vote for meme of the day how many
interactions this one got that's a retweet
yeah where are his tweets
I don't see his retweets
he rarely tweets
so Zagnut must have
oh
okay
is that Trump and Elon
it might be
yeah TJ
find us a banger tweet of his Is that Trump and Elon? It might be. Yeah, TJ Mona.
Find us a banger tweet of his.
He's getting involved.
And for the listeners, if this guy tweets how he got the influx of followers, just say it's because of the Zagnut.
Zagnut heads.
Zagnuts, I guess, is also what you could call them.
Zagn nut nuts.
I missed Mincy's
halftime show. How was it? Oh, we got it.
Oh my God, we have to do some highlights.
Do you have highlights that we can watch?
It was incredible. He was double Elvis.
He went double.
We got him on the green screen, so there was moments where it was two Minceys.
It was a great—whoever was on the sticks, I think it was Corey, was just incredible.
Corey just can't help himself.
He's addicted to Mincy.
Yeah.
It must cost him his career a few times.
He can't stay away.
He keeps crawling back.
Titus has given Dave some coaching.
What do you think? Dave's okay. He's crawling back. Titus has given Dave some coaching. What do you think?
Dave's okay.
He's not bad.
He's got the same problem you have, Brandon, where it's just like zero consistency.
I can't figure out what his shot even looks like.
If you shoot it bad, but you're shooting it kind of similar every time,
I can offer some tweaks.
I'm going to legitimately warm up. i'm gonna do some stretches yeah like you know do shooting
shooting drills to warm up you think you'll be sore tomorrow yeah your shoulder will be yeah
just standing makes me sore at this point
i don't like how like uh somber d Dave's attitude is in general towards this.
Yeah, well, he's also going off of like,
I don't think he slept Friday or Saturday night.
So he's like he,
when we were watching the Super Bowl last night,
he was so tired the entire first half,
like no emotion.
He had $500,000 on the Chiefs.
I was like, Dave, no emotion. He had $500,000 on the Chiefs. I was like, Dave, wake up.
Oh, my God.
Has he ever bet on really anything and lost?
No.
Wow.
No.
Damn.
He just went.
Wait, you lost on the coin toss, right?
I did.
Yeah, that was $10,000.
He lost on that, too.
Yeah, I gave him that.
And he was like, why did you give me that?
I'm like, so I think someone said there, like,
what was your handicap of the coin toss?
Like, tails never fail.
How do you give him tails?
There's two options.
You gave him tails.
Yeah, I did.
I gave him tails.
Part of my service, tout service.
I parlayed them both.
I said after we lost it, I was like,
I wish I could bet a future on tails next year, like plus 105.
Did you get a tip before the game?
Yeah, but tails then won in overtime.
Oh, tails never fail.
I don't even remember.
What was the first kickoff?
Was it a touchback?
Yeah.
Yeah, they were all touchbacks.
He's money right now.
Yeah, I'm glad he's shooting them all right now.
Yeah, Dave, don't tire yourself out.
Don't tire yourself out.
I'm hurt. He's hurt. tire yourself out. I'm hurt.
He's hurt.
I'm good.
He's hurt.
So why is he still shooting?
Real quick, can we give a happy 60th birthday to original Yak listener, Linda?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Linda.
Happy birthday, Linda.
Hi, Linda.
Birthday, Linda.
Linda had to be pretty pumped that Nick Saban was done.
Yeah, sit down.
Sit down and talk in the mic.
You got to conserve your energy.
It's not energy.
It's my shoulder, which hurts.
I only hit three in a row once.
That's concerning.
If we use the mulligan.
Yeah, I probably only hit two out of three like twice okay so that's
concerning because i got hit three perfectly but whatever we'll see how long do you think the stream
goes to i honestly have no idea are we are you willing to stay up till like four in the morning
yeah i have no choice yeah damn i mean i i may we can sleep It'll have to be a group decision.
We're going to do the Jerry move and like –
Yeah, sleep here.
Sleep here on the street.
Yeah, I mean, if it never ends.
Yeah.
I mean, you can't do – I don't think you can do this and not finish it somehow.
Unless you have like NBA players in here and you still can't do it.
Then I don't know.
The NBA players, yeah, like, because
they'd be able to do 41
in a row surely, right? Well, that's the
record for a team.
That's not a good sign.
That's where he came up with the number.
That's in a game.
No. Yeah, no, it's a record in a game.
In a game, yeah. Well, basketball's a game.
This is a game. What do you mean a game? It doesn't carry
over? Yeah, but players have had longer streaks than 40.
No.
Yeah.
Players have had longer streaks than 40.
It had to have been the 100.
Yeah, players have.
Yeah, correct.
Players have.
90 plus.
Right.
Yeah.
Team has not.
Right.
We're a team.
Like, yeah, Titus and Big T did like 50.
53.
But that's totally, again, if you had Larry Bird and said, sit there, he'd do 1,000.
That's not what we're doing here.
Fuck.
Yeah, you're going to have to move the flight.
I can't.
Well, I'm not going to panic until tomorrow.
Like tomorrow as in like after midnight?
No.
Okay.
I'll panic around noon tomorrow.
Yeah.
I think you're hitting before midnight.
No chance.
I do too.
I do too.
I will say people have like, you're seeing everything.
Some people think I are confident, which you and Hank being top of the list, like we'll
do this quickly.
And then there's other people like Nick and Quigs are like, they're never going to do
it.
I'm not quickly.
I've given myself mentally midnight.
I think we'll get it by midnight.
I guess I only really have to hit two.
The first one I'm going to hit, it's like I have to hit one,
and I can just go until I kick it off.
So, really, I only have to hit two.
Wait, what?
I'm 1, 15, and 31.
No, you're 15, 30, and 41.
Oh, that's huge.
I didn't know that.
But that's better for your shoulder.
If you were one, that would be a problem.
No, one's not even counting, really, because it's like.
But you'd have to take so many.
You would start every time.
You'd have to start every time.
Your shoulder would be in shambles.
True, true, true.
Who do you think is the weakest link?
Me. Yeah? And also you think is the weakest link? Me.
Yeah?
And also, again, the weakest link, like, Dave and I are the only two that have to hit.
Yeah.
So if we have a weak link, we just don't pick them.
That's why I think I'm thrown off by Dave's attitude, because the Dave Portnoy bravado
comes through with, like, just about everything you do.
Well, but I think I'm really good at them.
Yeah, yeah.
And this one, for you to just be like, I suck,'m not good i suck is is concerning for me yeah yeah well i'm honest i'm not saying
i'm always good at stuff i say i know i'm bad at this who are you worried about mentally
i feel like people are gonna lose their minds if you guys go late
yeah well i mean well it's co-sho shooting? The fucking company. Rico's in it.
Jerry's in it.
I mean, yeah, people lose their mind.
Kirk's in it.
Yeah, those are the obvious ones.
Titus, I don't know if you.
Titus, Titus.
He just said you and Kirk got in a fight, I heard.
No, they squashed it, though.
They squashed it?
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Titus and Big T, I'm worried about mentally.
I don't think Big T is smart enough to be mentally affected.
But there's going to be a lot of pressure on them.
They have the most pressure.
Because, yeah, we're acting like they're just going to step up.
Yeah.
100% every time.
I could shoot like 98% from the line, but the ones I miss,
you guys are going to lose your fucking mind.
Yeah, correct.
How did you do that?
Yeah.
We'll see.
Sign up, play.
I thought we'd have more sign-ups, to be honest, by now.
Hammer it. We'll get closer 30 000 but there's some other contest going and that has more and we have like oh a bigger prize pool what is that the odds of reaching 541 with a 50 free
throw in 24 hours is 0.00807 time out i on. I'm better than a 50% free throw shooter.
No, and that math makes no sense.
Yeah.
Here's why.
There's a couple things they're not taking, and this is the Quigs factor.
If you put, like, Titus again and Big T did it.
Without knowing, you're not a 98% free throw shooter.
I already know.
But if you stand at the line and don't have to miss,
your percentages go way up.
So they're not factoring that in.
If you just said, hey, what are the odds of doing it once?
Yeah, that's the odds of doing it once.
Yeah, we'd never do it.
Oh, yeah.
We're sitting there, like, working on it, getting used to shooting,
even practicing on the other end.
So those percentages are, are again if you said uh
70 free throw shooter the odds of them hitting 30 in a row it's probably nothing a 70 just sits
there then they can do it yeah i'm not 50 i'm like i'm like around 70 i took 100 twice and i was like
72 once i think 74 the other like i said the percentages that you see in college and nba
are based on
they're in the middle of a game and they're going back and forth to the line.
If you just sit there and practice, they'd all be way higher.
Right.
No distractions.
Yeah.
You have your breath.
Yeah, and you're just sitting there in a rhythm.
Yeah.
So I'm not buying Quiggs' acting like Hitler.
Dude, he's the one who scared me.
I know.
Every time we—
Hank thinks we're gonna be done 45
minutes what so we're back in on believing us yeah let's go hank no you're the one who set the
rules up yeah to make it very like you make it makeable hopefully remember when we thought
remember we were gonna try to do 100 no i. I was thinking like 50% free throw shooter from Dave,
and once I saw him shoot, that changed everything.
I'm 50.
And trending up.
If I went and took 10 free throws right now, I'd hit five of them.
All right.
Then maybe we'll do it.
I feel good.
But I don't know about coming on and off the line.
So now we're back to it.
It's not pressure.
It's just like a golf.
It's a perfect challenge because it really is all over the place.
You're a lot better if you have two tee shots than one.
You shoot probably an 80s if you have that second shot.
So we'll see.
I really have no idea.
Me neither. We'll see. I really have no idea. Me neither.
Oh, man.
Mook, this is your payback for us going to Vegas.
Now all of us are going to have to...
You're going to enjoy your night, dude.
You just get to do whatever you want tonight.
We're all held hostage
by Dave's shoulder.
If you need me to dunk, though.
Yeah, I saw you were working on that.
You're pretty close.
I can take off from the free throw line now.
Did you have some of the meatballs in the front?
Huh?
There were meatballs in the front.
Are there?
Yeah, a bunch.
Probably gone now.
Yeah, we're still doing lunches?
Yeah, I don't know what happened with lunch today.
It just showed up.
Wow.
That was kind of cool.
Very much. someone sent me a
meatball sub in the green dave take take 10 let's watch dave take 10 someone rebound here i'll
rebound for him brandon go rebound for him take 10
if dave can hit five out of ten here, I'll feel very good.
Wouldn't you agree, Titus?
Yeah.
I'll feel a lot better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is going to be so much fun for a while at least.
Yeah.
I think it'll be fun for two hours.
And then.
Okay.
You guys got to consistently make the high teens, 20s, maybe low 30s for like, you know.
But that destroys morale too.
All right.
0 for 2.
They're getting out in nine every time.
0 for 3.
Oh, boy.
I don't know.
Start again. One for three. Start again.
One for one.
Yeah.
No, we're starting again.
You're one for two.
Yeah.
In my experience with Dave, he's confident in everything he does.
This is odd.
I saw him this morning.
I walked in, and I was like, what do you think about tonight?
He's like, it's not going to happen.
It really just threw me off.
There we go.
What are you at?
Three for four?
No, he started.
All right. That was big big he's a groove guy
but he's not going to be able to catch one i thought tj was playing the same make four for 10
i thought you went four for 10 make yeah four for 10 if you're if you're 50 we can do this
oh yeah yeah i work good oh man
okay boy should we spin the wheel yeah i'm nervous now i i think i gotta be the vibes guy though i
gotta be the positive thinking yeah because i don't know where else we're gonna get it from
yeah oh no yeah um who where else is the positive oh shit coming from maybe jay
oh chay oh positive guy i'm saying you're the positive but yeah he's everyone's allowed to
shoot well we can't we can't put all of our vibes eggs and in your basket dan because you will i
will get you at one point you will just be like yeah we're fucked and then all of us are going
to turn to you and be like heavy is the crown. You were supposed to be the one to get us out of this.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, like I was telling PFT,
because PFT, Nick, and KB are going to be on the call.
Like, if we suck, we might just be like,
PFT, Nick, like, come shoot some free throws.
And I'll say no.
You don't want me.
It will be very interesting.
The roll-up factor will be very interesting. Who's, like, the best guy you could get right now? I don't know. You don't want me. It will be very interesting. The roll-up factor will be very interesting.
Who's, like, the best guy you could get right now?
I don't know, but, like, I think somewhere around, like,
8 o'clock, 9 o'clock range, we might just be like.
I think you just need two.
If you're good, just show up.
Two guys who maybe played college at any level.
Yeah.
Say, Robbie Hummel.
Yeah, I'll have to hit up Robbie.
See if.
The Bulls are away.
For sure. Yeah, they're in uh atlanta
i believe and uh pat bev is in milwaukee i talked to him last night i was like listen after your
game just come down bring the boys yeah well not yannis no we'd be here forever bring his brother
yeah the anasis do you think people have accidentally bought his jersey do you think
there's like a checkout at his jersey do you think there's
like a checkout at the oh yeah you think there's like a pop-up on the store like a meme now yeah
he's a meme like he gets like are you sure you're meaning to buy this one oh yeah is he that bad
yeah it's like people are just like laughing at him watching him try to like be honest essentially
but you have to have him if you want Giannis. You have to.
So Giannis takes up two roster spots.
That's worth it.
The Sky, their season hasn't started yet, right?
Oh, yeah, good point.
We want them to, like, clean up when we're done.
Hey.
Collier Copper.
Yeah?
Highlight video.
Yeah, what?
I just have, I have, I don't know.
Ruckers.
I guess get that wheel to spin it.
All right, let's spin this.
Ruckers, TJ? I want to take 10 let's spin this Ruckers TJ I wanna take 10 shots right now
I miss rolling in the grave
I'm gonna go take 10 shots
Will you rebound for me
Brandon when I take 10 shots
Yeah take 10
Here I'll take 10 shots
I wanna take 10 too
Me too
Alan's almost up to a 1k follow
Oh we got Alan up to 1k
Let's go
Oh shit
70 rebounds Oh we're all doing 10 Okay, let's go. Oh, shit.
70 robots.
Oh, we're all doing 10?
Yeah, want to get out there?
Let's do it.
Oh, let's see the wheel.
Oh, no. Bring him back.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Mousetrap.
Mousetrap, no. Oh, no. Mousetrap. Mousetrap, Brandon.
Where's he at?
Two for three.
That's three for four for Big Cat. Four.
Three for five.
Four.
You can feel it right away when you shoot it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're asking like me?
Yeah.
More often than not.
Yeah.
You can tell.
Oh, he's shooting good.
But the problem with all of this is like it takes one miss. Yeah. Literally one miss.
Yeah.
Literally one miss.
One rim job.
Mentally, if you tell me I have to hit five in a row,
my fifth shot will always be short.
That's my point.
Are you rushing it to get off the line?
No, I just always am like – I don't know.
I just mentally have to get over that where I think we should just trick
ourselves and like every time we should be like I have to hit six,
but I only have to hit five.
One of the things that I keep seeing from the people that are confident is
they'll shoot like 25 as a test.
They'll hit 23.
They actually won't, but they'll hit –
I lost all confidence.
They'll hit a lot.
They'll hit what they feel is an impressive number,
and then they'll say, I just hit 23 out of 25.
We're good.
We're not good.
You missed two.
And one miss ends the whole thing.
Mulligan.
I'm back to thinking.
I'm thinking never, unfortunately.
Fuck.
Wait, this is mousetrap?
This is the whole wheel?
Holy shit.
Wait, was I not mousetrapped?
Yeah.
Elimination?
Yeah.
Cool.
Woo!
Is Brandon now?
Hmm. Probably for the better.
Probably for the better.
That's probably a good thing as well.
Mm-hmm. I want it to be me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I want it to be me.
Not today.
No, I can power through.
That's what I'm saying.
I worry about the rest of you guys.
What if you hurt your finger?
I'm saying I don't want anyone else's finger to be hurt.
I would sacrifice. I can't want anyone else's finger to be hurt.
I'll take yours.
I would sacrifice.
I can't commentate with a hurt finger.
Which job is harder?
Shooting them or talking through?
Shooting them.
Okay.
I kind of want Malasek.
Alright.
Big Cat, you're safe.
Yeah, I guess Malasek.
If he's up there.
It can be him.
Cookie Jar Brandon.
Cookie Jar Brandon.
Does last have better odds than first on the wheel?
Being the last name, is that a higher chance of being the first name?
Yeah.
No, because you have to account all the spins.
I don't know.
I'd have to do the math.
Yeah.
Titus, we can't have you do a mousetrap.
Brandon, it's Brandon, Mark, and Mook.
You're all right, Brandon.
I'm down for it.
There you go, Brandon.
There you go, Brandon.
There you go, Brandon.
You're out.
It's going to be me, and it's fine.
It always is.
No, you can't do it.
I'll be all right.
Magic.
I'll be all right. I broke a finger. I want it. So it's first to four. Doesn't have to do it. I'll be all right. Magic. I'll be all right.
I want it.
So it's first to four doesn't have to do it.
1-0.
That's one.
Maybe it should be mook.
I want to feel something.
Uh-oh.
2-0.
What's a sweep?
Toes.
Toes.
Or dick. Or dick. Oh, yeah's a sweep? Toes. Toes. Or dick.
Or dick.
Oh, yeah, cock.
Uh-oh.
Toes.
Oh, shit.
Toesies.
Oh, not the toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
Toes.
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Jesus, fuck.
You're a little mousy.
Set a trap.
Two over there in that corner.
Just going to throw a wild shot in the dark.
Petition to take mousetraps off the wheel.
Ryan would be mad, and we're trying to get him here.
It sucks.
So do you want that?
Yeah.
He ain't coming.
Oh.
Oh.
One, two.
Why is it two?
It's supposed to be one.
Huh?
It's supposed to be one, right?
Oh, we did two last time.
I think that's just you being a psycho.
Oh.
Well, I set the precedent, so.
Mook, I think you should jump.
Put them right together.
I think you just put them.
Just like that?
Yeah, you get on your heels and then just snap it down.
Mook, I'm glad we're yakking with you.
The one missed.
That one got him.
That one got him.
All right, boys.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, we'll be here and exhausted.
To new quick picks.
What is the, just selfishly, what is the mostly sports plan?
I mean, you guys don't have to make free throws.
Oh, we'll just leave and do the show? Yeah.
That is way worse than the.
All right, see you tomorrow.
Yeah. That is way worse than the... Alright, see you for tomorrow.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
It's the act.
It's the act.
Get your straws, yeah.
Silent day.
For a while.
It's the act.
It's the act. It's the act. We'll be right back. tune in to quick picks and then free throw challenge see you there bye