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Wait, what's the issue?
You have a parking spot.
Bring it into the act.
You know what you're doing.
You have a free parking spot. You know what you're doing.
You always know what you're doing.
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Welcome in.
It is Yakagami.
For sure.
Titus, Jerry, KB, me, Brando.
Yup.
There's Bill.
Hey, Bill.
No, Larry.
Larry.
Larry.
Hey, Larry.
Bill's the other.
He's the nice.
Do you know that Larry, our security guard, is the chief hostage negotiator?
That checks out.
He does.
He's the nicest guy ever.
Nicest guy ever.
But yeah, he told me that.
I was like, yup, that makes sense.
That's insane.
That checks out.
So he gets on the phone with them?
He gets on the phone with them.
He'll be talking to someone who's maybe on a bridge about to jump.
Wait, is he the chief hostage negotiator for like a small suburb or for the city of Chicago?
No, for Barstool Sports.
Oh, okay.
He works with like SWAT.
Okay.
So he's like the big, like when shit goes down, our guy Larry is, like, there.
And talking about it.
That probably happens, right?
Oh, it happens a lot.
Is he allowed to recount conversations?
I don't know.
On multiple occasions.
There's a lot of questions.
He has slapped me in the back and just said, tough break, man.
And I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
I think it's just like he's running on autopilot.
When he told me this.
I swear to God, he's done this to me.
I'm just like, what the fuck is he talking about?
He's like, tough break, buddy.
And when he told me this.
You'll be all right.
I'm like, what?
It all made sense because I was like, this guy, he is that.
He's so nice.
He's so nice.
He's great at little conversation.
He is.
Hey, I'll see you next week.
Kind of checking in. Like, I'll see you next week kind of checking in
you know like I'll see you next week
don't go jump off a bridge
we'll see you here
so hostage realm
oversees suicides
tough break Titus
hostage negotiator
I think it probably is both
if he's the chief negotiator
it's just like crisis is right
crisis situation talking everybody down no need to freak out I think it probably is both, right? If he's the chief negotiator. It's just like crises, right? Yeah, crisis situations.
He's talking everybody down.
Yeah.
No need to freak out.
Everybody just relax.
I would suck at that job.
Yeah.
Yeah, you would.
I don't know, dude.
Wait, so how bad is your life right now?
All right, yeah.
I would definitely give the guy whatever he wants on the other line.
Like, if you're doing a hostage negotiation.
Pizzas.
There would be no negotiation.
I'd be like, you just tell me what you need.
I'll go get it.
I would have the ability to say no.
You like the movie Best in Show, don't you?
Yeah, great movie.
There's that guy that they visit in Ohio
and he's the chief hostage negotiator
and crisis manager for Akron.
He's got the kid on the roof?
Yeah.
I'll thumb your eye out.
I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb.
Get fucking down from that roof right now.
I'll turn your eye into jelly.
Can we watch that or no, TJ?
I said no.
I don't know.
I'm kind of wary on copyrights this week.
Why?
What's going on?
We just got GBR'd yesterday.
Did you see the rankings?
Not on this show.
On mostly sports.
Did you see the email rankings Not on this show, on Mostly Sports. Did you see the email rankings?
We got email rankings?
I think you got last place in the most copyright-friendly posts of the week.
Wait, where was this email?
We get a biweekly email from our rights and clearances department.
And I was last place?
There's always a shout-out of the and then like a next time of the week.
And the yak gets next timed a lot because we just watch stuff.
And if it gets copyrighted, we'll fix it later.
But your your power rankings for the NFL was the social post next time of the week for using copyrighted logos.
And I'll say this right now.
I know that our lawyers are just doing their job.
But if they try to tell me that I can't use
NFL logos in my power rankings
I might make the biggest stink of all time
These are not our lawyers
That's why I wanted to tell you
These are the people that answer to our lawyers
Essentially and like try and get stuff
Oh fuck off
That's what I wanted
It's insane
Yeah I saw it
Was I on the email?
I don't know.
I saw someone showed me the email and it was like, also, please don't use the word Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Use the big game.
Yeah.
You know what?
I might just say Super Bowl a hundred times on today's show.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Should we just put a NFL logo on the screen the entire time?
Let's do logo tears.
Yeah.
Super Bowl.
That was the first time you've ever tweeted those power rankings for the record, right?
Yeah, yesterday, last week.
First time.
That stuff is like, that drives me nuts.
I got into it with a guy at...
Paws.
That was a good pause.
Healthy pause.
Fuck.
My brain's working extra slow today.
I got into a little fight with a guy from Fox.
Your former company, Mark.
Uh-oh.
Your favorite news source, Jerry.
It was like a Friday night football game.
Newsmax.
It was a Friday night football game.
I think it was Illinois, Nebraska.
No one's watching the game something funny happened I posted a clip that was maybe three seconds and they DMCA'd me and I and I found the guy like so I read the email I found the guy who
DMCA'd me I went to look he followed me I DM'd him I was like dude like three seconds of a clip
what are we doing why are you why are you like doing a strike on
my account it's not like i'm sharing the whole game it makes no sense he did say that it was
not him it was the lawyers but still that shit is so stupid to me he's just bored yeah like
he's just a hall monitor and he's just like sitting there twiddling his thumbs and wanted
something to do i would like to say right now forever like we're like the grateful dead if
you want to use any of our clips from the act repurpose go for it once we say it it's out there for everyone to use for everyone forever
you got the get them next time slugger award what is this email i have to find this email
where the fuck dan you'll bounce back god damn it yeah can you forward it to me tj tough break man
tough break buddy i want to actually read it.
Is that all right?
That was a lot of silence.
Yeah.
I didn't know you were going to read it right now.
A lot of silence.
Emergency silence filler college wrestling talk.
Cool.
Dude.
Cool. The. Cool.
The Clarion Open is this weekend.
There are two or three
freshmen and sophomores in high school
that are going to be in it
out of Bishop McCourt in PA.
These guys
could win it.
It's not a college event?
These kids are so good.
Bo Bassett,
Jax Forrest.
Okay, I don't know them. Maybe another one. These guys are sophomores. Bo Bassett, Jax Forrest.
Maybe another one.
These guys are sophomores.
World beaters.
Look for them to beat a bunch of Division I guys.
That's pretty crazy.
Bo Bassett's a good name.
I get confused with Bo Bartlett.
Him too.
He's very good.
Are there a lot of
Bo Bees?
Bo Nickel?
Bo Bartlett?
But I think Bo
Nickel is B.O.
Oh, yeah, it sure is.
Bo Bartlett is B.E.
Yeah, you're right.
Was B.O. a problem
in wrestling?
One of the biggest.
I remember that
still entrenched
in my olfactory lens. Because you can't escape it if it's there. Oh, the weigh-ins are the biggest. I got my badge still entrenched in my olfactory glands.
Because you can't escape it if it's there.
Oh, the weigh-ins are the worst.
It's a mixture of BO and horrible breath from dehydration and malnutrition.
Just permeating.
Just hot-ass mouth.
Auxiliary gyms.
What a sport.
You know what I noticed too, KB?
When I was at the Wisconsin practice,
there wasn't much talking while they were wrestling.
Like, that's normal?
Like, because you were up close watching them, you know,
spar or wrestle off or whatever,
and, like, people would get taken.
There's just no communication between the two people.
Yeah, you're not having any conversation.
Yeah.
I was expecting, like, fucking pussy or something like that.
Oh, no, there's no like UFC or MMA esque.
Really?
Shit talking.
No,
you never talk,
which might start changing.
Now that NIL is a thing.
And like,
you have a chance to showcase a personality for money.
Ferrari,
right?
Not.
Well,
he's yeah.
What?
Yeah.
If he gets a shot,
what happened?
Oh,
he was,
he's like some tremendous legal issues. Oh, I didn't a shot. What happened? Well, he was... Some tremendous legal issues.
Oh, I didn't know that.
What did he do?
He hasn't been...
Bad stuff?
Well, I don't know what he did or did not do.
He's in jail?
No.
Not in jail.
He got arrested?
Did he ever get actually arrested?
I don't think.
I just gotta be honest.
It sounds like he doesn't really have legal issues.
Yeah, you guys are...
The way you said it...
Well, define a legal issue.
Does it lose?
Or does it...
What about a sloppy win in a legal issue?
No, I think...
I thought getting arrested.
What did he do?
I don't know.
Well, why did you say it?
What was he accused of?
Are we playing 20 questions right now?
You can guess what he may have done.
I don't think we can.
What do you want me to say?
Okay, tax fraud.
No.
All right, well, there was my guess.
Did he stick it in the wrong place?
Murder.
I'm not going to go into this.
I don't know what the niche sexual assault thing he did.
Jaywalking.
I think sexual assault.
Okay, all right, all right.
We could have said that earlier.
I don't know.
I can't keep up with him. His brother's supposed to be great. Okay, all right. We could have said that earlier. I don't know. I can't keep up with him.
His brother's supposed to be great.
Two brothers, yeah.
Wrestling?
Two brothers is good.
We should, KB, this is perfect for a wrestle.
Yeah, I want to have a meet here.
Invitational or something.
I want to have a meet here.
Oh, I know.
If we just put a mat out, that's all we need, right?
We don't need anything more than a mat.
We 100% should.
That would be so fun.
How many mats are out usually at a it's a box right it depends on how big of a tournament it is if
it's like national level it could be anywhere from 8 to 24 in like a convention but if we just
got one mat yeah we can do we can do a run of the mill like open tournament here okay four mats
three mats you think you think big i think i think
big personalities in college wrestling would compete in that oh we're talking about college
well that then we gotta get the hard way involved oh shit you should do the andy kaufman and
challenge any women in the chicagoland area i would do that i'll become the women's wrestling
champion in chicago immediately that would be awesome to watch all TJ sent me the email Can we do a pro wrestling over there?
That too
Alright it says
I'm next time
I'm under next time
It's best to avoid using third party logos
Especially when it comes to the NFL
Also direct references to the Super Bowl
In social posts or video titles are risky
Try to use indirect phrases like
The big game
No I'm saying the super bowl so
if you ever need creative ways to get your point across please reach out to rnc we'll help
you come up with sale sale safe alternatives you know what i'm gonna have them come up with
safe alternatives i'll release a safe to what to whatever the to the logo super bowl i'm gonna have
them yeah you know what I'll do?
I'm going to release a safe one too.
Can you,
can you call it the NFL power rankings or is NFL?
Oh,
you're right.
Too much professional football rankings.
Like these,
these type of legal things make no sense.
I would love it.
Growing the game.
Can you find the use of the word Superbowl?
Superbowl contenders. Yeah. That's what they were of the word Super Bowl? Super Bowl contenders.
Yeah, that's what they were complaining about.
I would love it if all the NFL logos were cool,
but Kohl's had a serious problem with the use of them. Yeah.
That was a fucking hole.
Kohl's is mad.
And Target.
Yeah, so we'll come up with a brand safe one.
Maybe I'll get back in MS Paint.
Create my own logos.
Ooh. Be funny? Yeah.
What else?
What's going on, boys?
You got an issue?
No, no, no. I just don't want to go any further without talking
about it. It's an issue.
No, no, no.
Tomorrow, 1 o'clock, the boys
take on... Wait, are you wearing... He's got the shirt
on. What? Are you wearing a playoff shirt?
Why wouldn't I wear a playoff shirt for my Seacoys?
Okay.
Tomorrow, Nick Day, Aiden Van Alstyne, Clayton Horton,
and the boys are taking on the Corsairs of Carmel Catholic
out of Mundelein, Illinois.
And we're going to take them on at 1 o'clock,
and we're beating them,
and we're going on to the third round of the playoffs. And if Olin Krutz
wants to get whooped, Brandon will whoop him. And if Olin Krutz
wants some smoke, he can meet me at the 50-yard
line tomorrow. Wow.
I love it. Have you been to high
school football
games? Yeah. Yes. Like in your
spare time? Well, not really
my spare time. This is just as part of my
job as anything else. I go every Friday night
to see my Seacoys play. He's an advanced area scout. I. I go every Friday night to see my Seacoys play.
He's an advanced area scout.
I've been to six games now to see the Seacoys.
I've been to a couple of Rhodes games.
More than most parents.
They're undefeated on the year, right?
They are undefeated.
They are now, I believe, they're 10-0.
They were 9-0 in the regular season.
They won their playoff game 63-8.
But admittedly, this is a step up in competition.
The Carmel boys are pretty good.
When were the eight scored?
Huh?
At the very end. It was 63-0.
Yeah. There was a running clock in the second half
and they scored at the end. The eight's always important
when it happened. Yeah, it destroyed
people wanted the shutout, but
you know, it is what it is. I felt good for the boys to get
their eight points. I'm pumped for you, Brandon. I'm
pumped for it, too. Weather looks good.
Should be a small wind. I don't
think that'll affect us. Kicker's very good.
Really? Oh, yeah. Everybody. Kicker's very good. Really?
Oh, yeah.
Everybody's good.
Everybody's good.
Going to have some Antioch pizza beforehand.
Going to be a good day. That picture you posted of the sausage pizza.
Yeah.
It looks good.
You are a big sausage pizza guy.
That's called Tavern Style.
Tavern Style.
That's my favorite.
It's so rare for little kids, too, because you just give them the little pieces.
So apparently in Chicago, I feel like in most of the country, pepperoni is the number one topping.
But here, sausage is king out here.
That Antioch pizza right there is incredible.
Abe Froman.
Try it out.
If you've ever seen Antioch pizza, try it out.
This is specific to your local small town?
There's eight Antioch pizzas throughout the northwest suburbs.
Oh, wow.
I wonder if there's one by me.
Did Dave do a pizza review?
I didn't tell him about it.
I thought about it, but I knew if I told him to go to a place I liked,
he would shit on them.
That's a good point.
Yep, you're right. So I'm a little bit sharp to Dave and you,
because the only thing in y'all's bag is the shit on Brandon Walker.
I don't shit on you.
I gave you a parking spot.
Yeah, no, we're not doing that again.
We're talking about Antioch and the boys at Seaquartz.
Number one.
Where would you like your parking spot to be?
I want it to be on the front row.
I'm literally the first person here every single day.
I get here at 7 o'clock in the morning.
Right, so then the second row is completely empty, easy to get in and out of.
No, don't do that.
You know how everyone always argues the plane would depart faster if we started the boarding in the back?
Correct.
And then worked our way to the front?
No.
Maybe that's the system we need here, Brandon.
I'm not.
I'm just throwing out ideas.
We're just throwing out ideas.
It's like brainstorming.
No bad ideas.
No bad ideas.
No bad ideas.
Super Bowl.
Because I get here right after you.
Like, what if we start in the back?
Question.
No bad ideas.
Not you, guys.
Not you, Titus.
But why does something as simple as parking spot have to turn into let's fuck with Brandon Walker?
Just give me my goddamn parking spot and shut the fuck up about it.
I should remind you that I am in charge of parking.
Why does everything have to be a thing?
Oh, let's put Brandon in the back.
I get here at 7 o'clock in the morning.
You want the handicapped spot?
No, I want to park.
But Brandon, I get here right after you. i have not said a word about a parking spot
i've never did before you started the show brandon he said i'm gonna put you in the second row and
you said you wonder why people fuck with you you did the same thing with our studio we're like
you kept saying you wanted xyz in our studio and when they'd ask me like titus what do you want i
would shrug my shoulders and be like i'm just i'm just blessed to be here honestly getting a paycheck is just all i'm
blessed i'm blessed that's all i need yeah it's the opportunity to work here titus listen i can
park on the moon dan where do you want me to park you can park wherever you want i'll park whatever
listen i don't care i'll walk to work yeah yeah i'll park yeah whatever it takes my my car in the
garage so that's you bring it on yourself brand yeah. I'll park my car in the garage.
So that's, you bring it on yourself, Brandon.
Kyle, what do I do in this situation? I need a space for my Uber driver.
Sometimes he likes to chill and show me pictures of Michael Jordan.
Done.
Done.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, guys.
Guys, hold on.
We'll come back to that.
Hold on.
We'll come back to that.
What?
We'll come back to that, Kyle.
You too.
You too?
What do you mean, you too?
You too.
You've never been the one to pile on me, and now you're piling on me too?
No, he just said, he's not. I just wanted to get a joke off of him. We're not talking about it. Relax. You too? What do you mean you too? You too. You've never been the one to pile on me, and now you're piling on me too?
No, he just said... I just wanted to get a joke off.
We're not talking about you.
Relax.
What the fuck?
It's not that everyone piles on you, Brandon.
It's that you think everything is about you.
No, I don't.
I'm not saying that.
We're just talking about parking,
and all of a sudden you're like...
Easy way to solve this.
Steven, will you please make sure that Brandon parks
wherever you see fit as head of parking?
I'm actually looking into requirements for Brandon to have a handicap spot.
If he has the inability to walk 200 feet without resting.
Steve, that's good.
We can maybe run some tests.
Steven's bringing the fun in today.
Yeah, Steve.
Holy shit.
Damn, Steven.
That's the number one spot.
The handicap spot is literally right next to the door.
I mean, I would take it.
Yeah.
I feel like if we ever had.
We got to do a test.
200 feet without having to take a rest.
That's a lot of feet.
Yeah, that's a lot of feet.
60 something yards.
Okay. We'll tuck you in a nice feet. 60-something yards. Okay.
We'll tuck you in a nice spot.
All right.
A nice little spot.
You want the garage?
There's a garage, you know.
There's a garage?
Yeah.
That's for deliveries.
It's a loading dock.
It's for deliveries.
No, but Pete said that there's space for a car to go.
You want that one?
I don't want that one.
You want a little remote?
I don't want that one.
Never have to go outside?
I don't want that one.
Why?
That's a good one. It? That's a good special boy for
my special boy. Alright.
Sorry I brought it up. No, my special boy gets
a parking garage. Yeah, but the Seacoys are
playing the Corsairs.
In the Super Bowl?
No, just a second
round playoff game. Tell me when the Super Bowl happens.
It happens in February.
Oh, that Super Bowl. Yeah, that Super
Bowl. I don't think we have a Super Bowl
Some call that the big game
Yeah
I call it the Super Bowl
Super Bowl
You guys want to play a game or something?
Yeah
Yeah let's play a game
Let's play a game
What are we going to play?
I don't know
Like a physical game or a
I got the unicycle set up
Oh you do?
I brought my tools
I had to redeem myself
Yeah
That's your Super Bowl
Titus crushed his nut.
I did crush my nut.
You crushed your nut?
Yeah, I sat on my balls.
I sat on one ball on the unicycle.
I got on the unicycle, so I tightened the nuts, funny enough.
And then I jumped on it, and I went one pedal stroke.
My body shifted forward.
My nuts didn't move.
And I went full body on top of nuts.
So be careful.
It was so fucking bad.
Wait, do we have that clip of the guy who sat on his nuts?
Remember that?
Oh, we've watched that.
I mean, I got to disagree.
That is very funny.
I might not try the unicycle.
That's why you were lying on the ground when I was doing the video
Yeah, yeah, I just sat on my own
My left nut, yeah
We're gonna, the office reveal
Cribs tour is coming out Monday morning
Just finished taping it
Very excited for everyone to see it
Oh yeah, and then we're free to show whatever
It's my Super Bowl
It is, it's my Super Bowl
What two NFL logos have a football in it?
Oh.
Is it just two?
I think it's the.
Jets.
Bucks.
Correct.
Yeah.
Both.
Let's go, Jerry.
Good world.
Bucks?
Yeah.
Bucks and Jets.
Damn.
Let's go, Jerry.
You want to pull that up, TJ?
Show them I'm not lying.
Let's see it. let's see the logos
now if these two ever got in the super bowl
jets maybe post it as a tweet are we allowed to show this yeah no you can show whatever you want
jets that's a football box, that's a football.
Bucs, that's a football.
Yep.
I wonder if Steven would have guessed that. Basketball has a lot, right?
Like the basketball logo has a basketball name.
Not everyone.
But it feels like that.
I think so.
It's a requirement.
There are a ton of NBA.
Which one doesn't?
The Bulls don't.
Is it?
Spurs? About maybe. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. The Buc't? The Bulls don't. Is it? Spurs?
About maybe.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
The Bucs?
Oh, no, the Bucs have the little...
Yeah.
It makes the basketball with the horns.
Sun is the basketball.
Lakers?
You know, the Bulls are the only logo that has not changed.
Really?
Oh, maybe the Bulls is the only one.
They got around it somehow.
They've never changed their logo.
And if you flip the Bulls logo, it looks like an alien at a DJ party.
Doing a DJ.
I thought it was a robot sitting on a bench reading a book.
It's a robot.
Wait, is it a robot DJ?
I thought it was sitting on a bench reading a book.
These basketball teams love basketball.
They really do.
Memphis doesn't.
Golden State doesn't.
Nuggets don't.
Spurs.
Remember the Bobcats?
Remember the Bobcats?
What a shitty name.
They were a team, yeah.
Bobcats never made a Super Bowl.
No, they didn't.
Do you know the Bobcats were named the Bobcats
because their owner wanted that, even though the
majority of the public wanted them to be the Charlotte
Flight, which was an awesome name.
I think Bobcats is just as good as Flight.
Also, if you're the owner, you kind of get to decide, right?
Well, he chose that because his name, I believe, was Bob Johnson.
Oh.
Wow.
I thought he was just like a heavy machinery guy.
Bob Johnson.
Bob Johnson.
I get it.
Was Bob Johnson the, wasn't he BET?
Dude, remember the Charlotte, remember Jerry Richardson used to do jeans Fridays
just so he could look at women's asses?
That was crazy.
That's the worst way to see a woman's ass, in my opinion.
I don't know.
Wouldn't a dress be the worst way?
Sometimes it gets stuck, though.
Yeah, that's true.
If you do see an ass in a dress, you see the whole
thing.
Jeans can't really
accidentally see ass. What game should we play?
Well, should we play
Family Feud? We haven't feuded in a while.
We could play
Old School Oregon Trail. Titus would
love Family Feud or Sporkle.
Okay. Have you ever Sporkle with us?
No, I think I did Family Feud one time.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
This could be the Super Bowl Family Feud.
This is an all-time hanging with the boys office now.
Yeah.
We'll reveal it next week, but it's an all-time hanging with the boys office.
Kyle, you mentioned yesterday the Uber driver was friends with Michael Jordan.
Yes.
I didn't say you were wrong or whatever.
I was just processing that. You mentioned so many people in the city seem to be friends with Michael Jordan? Yes. I didn't say you were wrong or whatever. I was just like processing that.
You mentioned like so many people in the city seem to be friends with Michael Jordan.
It was like two, but it was coincidental.
Coincidence.
My girlfriend gets back from Pilates right before I drove in today,
and she goes, there's this woman in my Pilates class that I love.
I'm like becoming best friends with her.
And I said, oh, tell me about her.
And she goes, yeah, her husband is apparently really good friends with Michael Jordan.
She doesn't watch the action.
She wasn't saying that.
She said that, and I about shit my pants.
I was like, what?
How is this a thing?
Both of them pulled the same move.
They both go out of their way to show me the picture with Michael Jordan.
And then they're like, oh, no, that's nothing.
That's nothing.
You wanted to do that.
So my ears perked out.
I was like, this is incredible for you to tell me this right after you had said it.
It's a thing, yeah.
Then she said that apparently he plays cards and golf with him all the time.
Yeah, it's all gambling.
He must gamble a lot.
There's some random ass dude that gambles.
Yeah, if you're a big gambler, like, you could be the biggest celebrity in the world.
But if you're a big gambler, you are definitely going to end up in circles of just regular dudes.
Because there's no way that Michael Jordan and all his celebrity friends gamble to the level that he wants to gamble.
So he's got to find a whole separate section of gambling friends.
Then she said they bought the red Range Rover he's driving in The Last Dance,
which I didn't actually remember, but apparently they bought that off of him,
and they're like, we have the Range Rover from The Last Dance.
I'm like, that's pretty fucking awesome. It's like John Voight's car.
I was like, damn.
That really doesn't get you much other than, like, see that?
MJ wants to own that.
What do you say to that?
I was just laughing so hard because you just got done saying
everybody in the city has a Michael Jordan
every 50 plus show
which is two
sample size of two
TJ you want to put it in the chat
and ask him what the chat wants us to see us play
somebody said naked twister
oh ok
alright so I think the options are
family feud, sporkle, Old School Oregon Trail.
Ooh.
And what was the other thing that we used to play?
Did we?
Case Race.
The Case Race.
Impromptu.
What was the other thing we used to play?
Was there any other games we used to play?
Family Feud was the OG, wasn't it?
Yeah, but there was...
Celebrity Name Yeser.
Oh, Celebrity Name Yes was celebrity uh oh you know what
put it on there tj this is a relaxed chill out friday yak we're just gonna hang with the boys
play something put it up and we'll pick whatever we'll play whatever the chat wants us to play. I could have used the pause too. Pause?
Missed it.
All right.
I should say Jerry has put in, we have not decided yet,
but Jerry has put in his application to be general manager of the golf simulator.
So anybody needs a tee time, they would approach me and I'll handle it.
Yeah. Have you played yet? Yeah. Oh, super approach me and I'll handle it. Yeah.
Have you played yet?
Yeah.
Oh, super fun.
Was that a real question?
Yeah.
Really realistic, too.
Putting is great.
Yeah.
Champing.
Everything is very accurate.
How do you putt?
So you don't have to get it to the screen.
There's, like, lasers.
Oh, that's sick.
But, like, it gives you the read, which way the wind is going.
Everything is so realistic.
And I just found out this is the first one in North America.
What?
Yeah.
We got the first in North America.
That's bigger than the Super Bowl.
I think it's a Japan-based company.
Wow.
Whoa.
But does that mean that if it breaks, we're fucked?
Yeah, pretty much.
It's like buying, remember Saabs?
The Swedish car?
It's like, oh, Saabs are so sick.
And then when they broke, it's like, well, who the fuck fixes these?
I am concerned about it breaking because it's going to get heavy use.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, that's why you put a guy like me in charge.
You know what I mean?
You can't be, I want no footer drinking there.
No irons on the tea. Yes, none drinking there. No irons on the tee.
Yes, none of that.
No irons on the tee.
Are you going to do a dress code?
What if there's a par three?
You know, actually, that is a really good idea.
Yeah.
You should be able to show up in, like, sweatpants.
No, only the starter club pro can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've never worn anything but sweatpants.
Well, he said he's the starter club pro.
But this, whoever's in charge can pretty much do what they want.
Right.
I would like to get a golf cart in here as well.
You want a golf cart?
Well, just to drive them from the front door to the simulator.
How much is a golf cart?
They're expensive.
No, no, no.
Don't do it, Dan.
Don't do it.
Don't buy one.
You might want to.
Also, I don't even know if we could have one in here.
We could.
We definitely could.
So you've looked into it without looking into it? I mean mean the size of a golf cart will fit in every door possible here
jerry's looked into it how much is a golf cart like between five and ten grand maybe
uh like a nice one's more than that like you can get a nice one for like a nice one for like seven
yeah we do have an issue though uh dan Dan. The basketball goals are too high.
You think so?
I measured them.
Okay, so we'll lower them.
Where are they at?
We got like 10-2, I think.
So two inches higher?
Yeah.
That's a problem.
Yeah.
That does affect probably people who play at 10 feet.
Brandon tried to dunk, and he couldn't quite do this.
That's how we do.
I would love if they were like eight feet.
That would be so cool.
Yeah, that would be awesome.
I don't think I could even dunk on eight feet, actually.
You don't think so?
No.
Ooh, I found a kid's golf cart for $1,600.
That's pretty funny.
That would be pretty funny.
Yeah, I've been harassing TaylorMade.
Try to, you know, get them up and going over here.
They've been doing a great job. Yeah? Yeah.
Great job.
Clubs. Balls.
What are we playing, TJ? That's pretty much it right there.
Yeah.
Gloves.
Clubs and balls. Bag.
Towel. What are we playing, TJ?
Boats tight. towel what are we playing TJ oh it's tight okay
alright
what is this
golf cart
$579
easy you might get scammed
whoa
it is tight.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
All right.
I'm happy that the chat didn't troll us with CelebGuessr.
I really would have.
You probably said that too early.
Somebody just fart.
That was it.
Well, did you fart?
That was a fart.
That was a fart.
That was definitely a fart.
That was absolutely a fart. Definitely a fart. I wish it was. Was it you or was it him? It was it. Well, did you fart? That was a fart. That was a fart. That was definitely a fart. That was absolutely a fart.
Definitely a fart.
I wish it was.
Was it you or was it him?
It was him.
It was a chair.
Do it again.
Do it again then.
Make that sound again.
Yeah, I farted.
That was me.
Yeah, I farted.
I was hoping I could find it.
Why don't we do a combo?
Sporkle feud.
Sporkle feud.
If you win Sporkle, you then go to Family Feud.
Highest points in an hour and a half gets $200 cash.
Done.
Done. Done.
Okay.
I don't know why it
wouldn't be done.
So we play around a
Sporkle.
The winner of that
Sporkle round plays
Family Feud and it's a
running tally of points.
Okay.
Everyone understand it?
So we go Sporkle,
individual feud,
Sporkle, individual feud.
Yes.
Okay.
Che, you're in it too.
Okay.
Does that work, TJ? Sure sure i think that's a good combo
so sparkle grab bags winner of that plays family i can't wait to play some feud
i never played sparkle i don't think unless we played on the show before we played on the show
many times i don't know if you've played it gotcha but it's just listing things okay i think i might
have yeah yeah okay i feel like you almost had to have yeah maybe so we had a run there where I don't know if you've played it. Gotcha. But it's just listing things. Okay. I think I might have. Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like you almost had to have.
Yeah, maybe.
So we had a run there where we were playing it pretty much every day.
Yeah, I remember you.
Gotcha.
Is that the game the guy came up with?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I actually did.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
I was going to say, there's probably all games guys come up with.
Well, there's probably some shitty games out there.
Kevin from Salem.
What's the best game a woman has come up with?
Probably the deal back in the day
when they would hit a hoop with a stick
and keep it rolling.
Yeah.
Like the Pilgrims were playing.
Yeah.
That feels like a game a woman.
Yeah.
Silent treatment.
Or soccer.
Silent treatment.
Super Bowl.
Can you do the high noon ad?
Titus?
I'll do it.
It's somewhere on here.
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Shay, before we go further, I just have to ask you one question.
We got a problem.
I have a real problem.
We got a real problem.
On your other today.
The Super Bowl of problems.
You asked, what is the best hors d'oeuvre?
Okay.
You gave these four options.
Oh, no.
It was a spacing issue.
No, I'm not worried about spacing.
It's not our issue.
You gave these four options for best hors d'oeuvre.
Bacon-wrapped scallops.
I think we'd all agree delicious.
Very good.
Very good.
Sliders.
I think we'd all agree delicious delicious. Very good. Very good. Sliders, I think we'd all agree, delicious.
Could be good.
Okay.
Sliders can get, like, when they get dry.
Varying levels of deliciousness.
You put other, and then the second one you put is beanie weenies.
And to the point, I have to ask, what do you think beanie weenies are?
Beanie weenies?
Are you actually describing pigs in a blanket?
Yeah, beanie weenies.
That's the hot dogs with the, beanie weenies.
Beanie weenies are... That's cutting up hot dogs and putting it in beans.
It's literally beans and weens.
Those aren't beanie weenies?
Beanie weenies.
If I cut up little hot dogs and put it in there, that's beanie weenie right there.
So you thought every time you ate a pig in a blanket, you're eating a beanie weenie?
I've called those beanie weenies for decades.
That's a pig in a blanket.
I've heard them called pigs in a blanket before, too.
I thought that beanie weenie was a pig in a blanket.
What do you think pigs in a blanket is?
I'm getting more confused.
Pigs in a blanket is the hot dog with the whatever that.
Like croissant.
The cocktail smoothie.
But I also thought those were called beanie weenies.
They're not? No. beanie weenies they're
not no beanie weenies have beans this is news to me it's literally has the word bean in it yeah
so you when you went to like a wedding you'd be like can i get some more beanie weenies yeah i
have said that to multiple servers dozens oh boy oh this is rough has anyone ever said it back to
you like even your wife?
No.
Have you ever gotten...
I've never been corrected.
Have you ever questioned why no one else has said it?
I'm sure somebody's been like, pigs in a blanket,
but they've never been like, that is the incorrect product.
So you've just been walking around your 36 years of life being like...
37.
Beanie weenies.
When was your birthday?
It's the couple days after yours oh
yeah that's right where in the pigs in a blanket would a bean or beanie be i don't know it has the
word weenies in it yeah but the beanie is the first word so beanie weenies is just a brand of
baked beans an ingredient well it's like you can call frank yeah you ever have it as a kid like
it's like basically like like white trash dinner.
You just cut up some hot dogs, put them in some beans.
There's your dinner, Beanie Weenies.
Franks and Beans is the actual.
It's like the cheapest dinner possible.
That's one of my favorite hors d'oeuvres.
Beanie Weenies?
That's a good point.
I wish someone had corrected Steven by when he's like,
I want some Beanie Weenies.
They just come over and they just dump like a ladle of beans and weens in his fucking hand.
Here's your beanie weenies, sir.
I'll go a little further.
Do you think pigs in a blanket or cocktail smokies have ever been referred to as an hors d'oeuvre by someone?
I love little smokies.
I love them.
They're the best.
Wait, no.
Pigs in a blanket is an hors d'oeuvre.
An hors d'oeuvre.
Oh, it's for sure an hors d'oeuvre.
It just seems so fancy.
Cocktail smokies would count too, right?
Yeah.
Cocktail smokies in a crock pot? That's an hors d'oeuvre. That's an hors d'oe. It just seems so fancy. Cocktail Smokies would count too, right? Cocktail Smokies in a crock pot?
That's an horseradish.
That's an horseradish.
Toothpick?
If you have your wedding at Sam's Club or Costco, I'm going to go ahead and tell you
right now, I have no shame.
I had those at my wedding.
I had little wieners.
There were probably a lot of little wieners at your wedding.
Yeah.
Well, not that many.
You let your beanie weenie out on your Super Bowl wedding?
Huh?
You're missing so many great ones, Stephen.
I couldn't include.
That's why I put other.
You didn't put wings.
Wings are not an hors d'oeuvre.
Wings are.
Oh, no, they are an hors d'oeuvre, but not a wedding hors d'oeuvre.
I feel like if pigs in a blanket are, I'm just taking this as appetizer.
I read this as wedding hors d'oeuvres.
You're right.
Yeah.
I thought.
It was meant to be like a wedding like
past like yeah wings wings in a wedding okay that's fine but i did crab cakes it does crab
i don't see wedding implied here like you did i and and the fact that he put beanie weenies
everything's on the table well you know what i'm okay so now we didn't correct that's a pigs in a
blanket yeah and those are all wedding orders d'oeuvres. Bacon wrapped scallops, where are you getting those outside of a wedding?
All, ever, I make those at home.
Do you guys do the move where you stand outside the kitchen at a wedding?
I do.
Wait for the, what?
Yes.
You get them right when they come out.
I'm old, I haven't been to a wedding in a long time.
I've only been to one wedding.
I haven't been to many.
The, I used to be a caterer in college, and that was the worst because you just,
like if you got like the mushrooms or something and people just wouldn't take them,
and you had to just stand there with it,
you needed to get the beanie weenies or the bacon-wrapped scallops
because those go fast.
And then you can go back and take a little break.
There he is.
Tough break, buddy.
Tough break.
All right, I'll see you next week.
All right, let's go.
Ready?
Let's do it.
We ready?
Game Friday.
Game Friday.
Oh, wow.
All right, one British Q Sport played with 22 balls on a billiard table.
Two most used programming languages among developers worldwide.
Four Jovian planets.
KB, do you know what that is?
I don't know any of these.
Five members of Mystery Incorporated.
Five names of Smash Brothers games.
Six actors in Kung Fu Panda.
Can we do another one?
I don't know any of these.
Seven numbers to win on field bet and craps.
Yeah, let's do another one.
All right. here we go we have one nicknames of pitchers and a pitcher in major league two players to chase the mlb home run record in 1998 three people to have hosted live with
kelly ripa full time oh my god four planets with less gravity than earth six hero names of main
characters in watchman comic six christopher
nolan movies featuring cillian murphy seven names of legendary mythical creatures eight states route
66 runs through i'm fucked nine people with the most followers accumulated on twitter since july
2022 and nine nba career leaders for blocks wow this one might be short titus you're in the go first chair. We'll start with Wild Thing.
Yeah.
He's major league.
Nice.
That's nice.
Wild Thing.
Dikembe Mutombo?
Yes.
Nice.
Oh.
Who wants to sex Mutombo?
No, you T-O.
Who wants to sex Mutombo?
This is, I'm fucked.
Ice spice.
What?
Where was that at?
Oh, Twitter. Okay.
Alright.
Alright, I'll go with Sammy Sosa.
I will go with Mark McGuire.
Nice.
I like the Bash Brothers.
It's a W.
I don't know what I could say about Bash Brothers.
Me and you, that's kind of what we are.
Yeah.
I'll go Hakeem Olajuwon.
Ooh, nice, Steven.
Just a terrific opportunity for Che to cheat here,
but he's not gonna do
that um it's my turn now yep comes back around I will go California as one of
the states route 66 runs through oh oh get your kicks on Route 66.
Because I don't know if he was a big blocker.
Okay.
Brandon Walker?
Nice.
Nice.
Shaquille O'Neal?
Oh, that's a good answer.
I don't know if he was the biggest blocker. I don't know if it's great.
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, boy. Huh. if it's great okay oh boy huh this is tough
oppenheimer
yeah that's correct i don't think he was a leader for blocks at all yes i'm gonna go arizona nice
oh yikes got it i'm gonna go batman begins yes well
yes all right give me Regis Philbin. Yeah!
For one of the hosts of Live with Kelly Ripa.
Don't think Yao Ming's going to be on this list.
You know there are other lists.
I don't know any other thing Give me
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Yes
Yeah Jerry
Did Michael Strayhead
That's a good guess
That's my guess it's gotta suck
kb that you're out just watching us play sporkle without you
so super bowl out like that i'm gonna go with super bowl Super Bowl? Neptune.
Oh, that's tricky.
No. No.
No.
Oh!
I thought it was further away.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's tough.
Route 66 doesn't go through Neptune at all.
Damn, Brandon.
Out.
I'm going to go Patrick Ewing.
Nice.
Yes.
Good one.
Give me one Ryan Seacrest.
Oh.
He was full time.
Beautiful.
What'd you say, Stephen?
What'd you say, Che?
I don't know if he was full time.
Well, he's obviously full time.
I mean, he is full time. I knew he was, that's why I said it.
Who's her husband?
The guess has already proven to be right.
Yeah, I was right.
You're attacking a quiz.
You're attacking a correct answer on a quiz.
You're attacking a quiz.
Fair. Good job, Mark.
You beanie weenie.
Now, what does it mean less gravity than Earth?
Less gravity than Earth.
You float more.
You could dunk.
What planets could you dunk on?
Earth's gravity is effectively
one who has less than one gravity.
Saturn?
Oh, good answer.
It's got the ring around it.
Yep.
It's got a...
Damn.
I... Okay. I'm feeling both of those planets are very interesting. answer it's got the ring around it yep okay let's try let's try Mars that's the one yeah that's how it's done that's how
you do the fucking planets. All right, Steven.
A Brynn.
Okay.
Inception.
Oh, good answer.
Good answer.
This Twitter one's tripping me up.
Who's hotter than I spice this year?
Oh, yeah.
We haven't even hit one of those.
Okay.
Give me...
Shit.
A winged horse is a...
Pegasus, but that...
Is that that particular winged horse?
Fuck!
I think you go with it.
That's...
Yeah.
You did say it.
I'll go with Pegasus, winged horse.
Nice.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
I didn't know if there was just one. Titus, Winged Horse. Nice. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I didn't know if there was just one.
Titus might be damn good at this.
How about Elon Musk?
That's got to be one.
Yeah.
Let's go with Centaur.
Shut up, little sass.
Oh, shut up.
A-Rod.
Give me Yeti for Snow Age.
Wow.
Oh, man.
This guy's doing it.
Oh, man.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Survive in advance.
I think you guys got a 100% chance with the planets no
if you name an unnamed one
no, Mars is the only one I know
you know the names of the other planets
no I don't
I only know Mars
I don't know
if this is going to be characterized as a hero
but let's go Dr. Manhattan
for Watchmen
wow giant blue penis giant is in the whole
movie got it uh a human fish is a mermaid that's a mermaid t TJ Type in mermaid How about
Show me
Uranus
Yeah
Oh
I know my fucking planets, bro
Let's go with
Oregon
Oh
Wrong direction, boy.
See ya.
He's out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Route 66.
Uh-huh.
Fuck.
The music does make it worse.
It really does.
I know.
I think. I didn't say turn it up TJ
I just said it makes it worse
I think it's Illinois
I'm going Illinois
I'm going Illinois
I also think it is
Missouri
stands to reason too nice oh it's a battle oh it's me and you yeah mano y mano
uh fuck dude the three-headed dog was in, like, Harry Potter, right? What was that thing called?
Route 66 is Kansas.
Kansas.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Neptune. Did we already guessed that yeah fuck what a way he's got to get it right now That's what knocked me out. Fuck! Give me...
I think you won.
Yeah, I did win.
Is Colorado Route 66?
Is Oklahoma?
New Mexico, right?
New Mexico.
All right.
New Mexico.
We're done.
Fuck.
What do we got here?
Donnie just came in with some what appears to be chicken parm sandwiches.
All right.
That's your Super Bowl right there.
Hell yeah.
Jerry.
What's Oklahoma, Texas?
Barack Obama.
Venus and Mercury.
Venus, Mercury.
Dunker.
I'm definitely going to grab some.
Che.
Duncan.
Che, you want to tell us more about Dr. Manhattan's big blue penis?
Biggest blue penis you've ever seen in your life.
I don't think there's ever been a bigger blue penis.
Prince Harry, right?
Yeah.
He had a blue penis.
He did have a blue penis.
Hey, TJ, can you pull up Nate's most recent blog about Billy football?
Please do.
Kyle, are you eating some of this?
I'm going to.
You should. This is the perfect. It looks this? I'm going to. You should.
This is the perfect.
It looks amazing.
It looks exactly what I would want.
I'll tell you where this would go well with, the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Yes or no?
No.
Because I'll split one in half.
Do you want a Super Bowl snack?
Eat half of it.
I already ate one, so I'm good.
Save that.
Okay.
I'll get that later.
All right.
Let's see Billy's see billy's blog so all right stop right
now and give billy football all the credit in the world for nailing his prediction about will
levis back way back in march okay oftentimes here at barstool sports people don't get the
credit they deserve on the internet it's much easier to get on someone when they are wrong
about something and not give them credit when they are right people get bashed for a freezing
cold take aka predicting something that could not have turned out more inaccurate.
It's part of being on the internet.
Talking about sports,
you're going to get some stuff wrong and people will make fun of you for it.
No harm,
no foul,
Brandon.
But in this case here on this Friday,
I'd like to do the opposite.
I'd like to give Billy football a round of applause for absolutely nailing
his will.
Let us take way back in March.
Let me show you so you can applaud him.
You see, Billy wrote this blog on March 29th before the NFL draft,
asking if Will Levis is simply too jacked and too weird to be a top NFL QB.
Is Will Levis too jacked and too weird to be a top NFL QB?
Okay, there it is.
All right.
All right.
Pretty solid blogging topic as Levis, if you recall,
was all the buzz about where he would land.
Some reports said he was bombing interviews billion is infinite wisdom suggested will was purposely doing it in
the interviews with teams he didn't want to play on fair play starting my pre-draft so billy had
this theory okay okay okay i hope he comes on pmt to talk about if he was actually screwing with them
but honestly oh this is from billy's blog so anyway i digress as we know now
will levis has started two games this season has been fairly impressive with many people calling
him a future superstar titans franchise guy etc and rightfully so billy football took a victory
lap on twitter last night saying that he saw this coming all the way back in march he billy posted
last night whoever wrote this blog raised some interesting questions but came to the right conclusions levis deserves to be in the nfl before everyone tonight did wait what wait go
back up did i read that right that time whoever wrote this blog raised some interesting questions
but came to the right conclusion levis deserves to be in the nfl before everyone tonight did
okay i got it okay okay now hold on to your hats because there's a fun twist ending to this blog
let me take you back to last night there i am sitting on my couch watching football when my
phone buzzes i pick it up and see this billy football edited a published blog barstool hq
is will levis too jacked and too weird to be a top nfl qb what in the world is billy editing a
blog for march 4 i snickered to myself, fully knowing
I was in for a real Billy football experience.
What did Billy do? Oh, you already
know. He changed his blog to include
the last paragraph where he predicts
that Will Levis is going to be next level.
Oh, no,
Billy. On the left
is March 29th. On the right is November
2nd. Incredible. So Billy added a
paragraph pretending he wrote it in March
then took a victory lap on Twitter about it.
Oh, my God.
He did the Chad Ford.
Chad Ford did that, right?
Yeah.
In the last two months, we've had two people plagiarize on the blog
and not even offer anyone a $50 parcel gift card.
Those I was actually a little mad about because it makes parcel look so stupid
like we didn't already get raked over the coals for enough stupid shit as is
imagining the phone call from Dave about how I
let playdream go up on the website since
chills up my spine that was that PSN
what a move by Billy
oh my
God
he went and tried to read all
what a little snake
kind of love it though his original blog wasn't
hyping will lovevis up at all?
I hope he comes on PMT to talk about it if he was actually screwing with them,
and then he changes to,
I hope he comes on PMT to talk about it if he's actually screwing with them.
But honestly, I think this guy is going to be next level.
He has too much arm talent, love for the game to not translate.
I don't care what his college records say.
Billy.
That's tough.
Billy, Billy, Billy. That's tough. Billy, Billy, Billy.
That's funny.
That's a funny move.
Yeah.
You might as well.
It's so funny, too, because knowing Billy's brain,
he definitely thought that he was going to get away with that.
He thought that no one would notice that he edited the blog.
But all he needed was Nate's silence.
Nate to not point it out. I guess so.
Yeah, that's right.
That's a tough gamble.
Yeah, he got close.
Are you ready for Family Feud?
I'm playing by myself?
Oh, yeah.
That's not a family at all.
No, you're on an island.
Yeah.
Family Feud.
It's the exact opposite of Family Feud.
No, you're doing the feud part.
Family Feud.
Love it. That was a good chicken parm, huh? Oh yeah he's good he's good donnie yeah he's gonna be cooking up a store
we're gonna do cooking competitions we have like a actual solid move to bring him out here we have
like a restaurant kitchen yeah we have a walk-in freezer i'd say the kitchen might be the most
impressive thing about this place yeah is the walk-in freezer gonna get used on this show
yeah yeah my wet and then walk into the walk
my theory is and and like i said tune in monday morning we're gonna post the whole
uh office store my theory is pete put in a couple extra things here and there so when something
basic like wi-fi fucks up he can be like but you have a walk-in freezer yeah it's like a little
chip that he has in his back pocket like you got i put that in no one asked for it
yeah we should see who can actually that's a good point do we need a walk-in freezer at all? No, 100% we do not.
It's probably a crazy build.
Yeah.
Right?
They're not cheap.
Definitely not cheap.
But we got one that might have been here.
This building, I think, was an old cheese warehouse.
Oh, that's cool.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
I like that. There was probably some sort of freezing apparatus here yeah because they said i remember when we first viewed it they were like
yeah it took like a year to like basically clean the whole place out and like get it up to code
do you think that would smell. That was a good question.
Delectable and horrendous. That was a good question.
Because a bad-smelling cheese is a good-smelling cheese.
Yeah, that's what I...
Yeah, like the most pungent-smelling cheese is a great cheese.
Yeah.
That's when you know you've got a good cheese on your hands.
Does a cheese warehouse smell good?
That's a great...
That's a great question.
Great philosophical question. Damn, I never thought about it like that, Titus. Like, we've got to go to a cheese warehouse smell good? It's a great philosophical question.
Damn, I never thought about it like that, Titus.
We've got to go to a cheese warehouse.
There's a spaghetti warehouse, I know.
There's a men's warehouse we could visit.
I don't know if that helps.
Yeah, it smells like...
That'd be great if you could just pick out guys.
Let me smell you.
I'm going to take him.
Take him.
Super Bowl
spaghetti warehouse
has a scale
when you go in
so you can weigh yourself
before and after
that could be a fun
outing we do
if they exist around here
why would you
weigh yourself after
that could be a fun outing
you can see how much
you gain in a sitting
that would be
wait in the men's warehouse
yeah that would be fun
no no no
oh spaghetti warehouse
I was thinking men's warehouse
I was like wait a suit doesn't weigh that much.
That is awesome.
We should have a big giant scale here.
A scale, yeah.
We should do like the office where everyone gets on the scale together.
And we see how much weight we can lose as a collective.
That would be a fun little.
Yeah, maybe we'll do that in January.
Right before the Super Bowl.
That's been talked about.
Oh, it has?
The Super Bowl?
No.
Oh.
The weight loss.
I bet the Super Bowl's been talked about.
I mean, I like talking about the Super Bowl.
It's one of my favorite weeks of the year.
Super Bowl week.
Vegas this year.
That's where the Super Bowl's going to be played.
We don't know the teams yet.
In the Super Bowl? Yeah. No. They decide that later where the Super Bowl is going to be played we don't know the teams yet in the
Super Bowl yeah no they decide that later in the championship games they do the championship games
get the Super Bowl Steelers might be there no be Raven that statistic was hurtful Jerry yeah
what is it your negative 800 yards 790 they're 5-3 and they're negative 790 yards.
Outgained in every single game.
That's all right.
That's actually impressive.
I think the Steelers actually are a very fun team to watch
because they don't play like a fun style of football,
but every game has like a thrill factor.
Every single one.
Yeah.
Was it Fitzpatrick on the broadcast last night called it at halftime?
He's like, the Steelers are going to play defense
and then make just enough plays to win in the end.
The Steelers just – like, every Steelers game comes down to one third and long
where Jerry's just like, TJ, come on.
It's like if they stop them, they win, and if they don't, they lose.
Making – TJ Watt making that – it was a sack, right?
When his helmet fell off.
Of last night.
Last night's Super Bowl.
Every game's a Super Bowl.
Make it a play when your helmet falls off as badass as it gets on a football field.
Yeah.
And then the face he does is just.
What's the face?
You love that face.
Let's see it.
Yeah, that face.
I guarantee if you Google TJ Watt bully face or TJ Watt face, it'll.
Yeah. That one? that face. I guarantee if you Google TJ Watt bully face or TJ Watt face, it'll... Yeah, that one?
Angry face.
He does that all the time.
That's your favorite one?
That's when you know he's ready.
He's ready to go.
He's coming, yeah.
Yeah.
Or if he gets somebody they don't call holding, that he gets dragged to the floor, he'll get off the ground and move.
You're like a dog trying to smell something yeah that's what he does imagine if you ever got to the super bowl i might have that in my camera roll i would
say you do i probably don't actually should we just keep playing sparkle well he's gotta do
family feud yeah yeah what are we doing what's Fast money. But I realize this game is going to be.
Yeah.
So what do I, if I get, if, if I get a few right, I get $200.
That's what you said.
Yeah.
So what you got to do is you go through family feud and you got to get to fast money.
If you don't get to fast money, you're out.
And whatever you get in fast money, you're accumulated point total.
That's okay.
That sets the bar for everybody else.
You set them up.
I'll knock them down.
All right. Set them up.
See who you're playing here.
Somebody gave us a high five.
It's good music.
Oh, she's tough.
Oh, it's a woman.
She's tough.
God damn it.
Danielle.
Danielle.
Okay.
Name something people wash once a week.
They're sheets.
Sheets.
Good answer. Goodets. Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
That's a terrible answer.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Okay.
Oh, the clock's continually running in this game, so I'm going to fire them off.
Their car.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Yeah, Titus.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Oh, it's me again?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's all you, dude.
Not a whole lot of points left.
They're kitchen.
Kitchen.
Kitchen.
Bad answer.
Really bad answer.
Tough answer. What else is there to wash?
There's a lot of things to watch
steve i shouldn't say it oh steve they're paid us
that's what steve harvey that makes the face like i did he did this dude just did this
i think hair maybe floor hair there. All right, 103 to 93.
You're in good spot.
Good shape.
Good shape.
You're in good shape.
You know what?
Let's just double the points for this round.
This man said pain.
All right, round two.
Name something a husband asks his wife to carry in her purse for him.
Penis.
Wallet.
Wallet.
Show us wallet.
Yeah. Yep us wallet. Yeah.
Yep.
Keys.
Keys.
Yes.
Good answer.
Yeah.
This guy.
His penis.
Penis.
Damn.
Name something the husband asked his wife to carry in her purse for him.
His phone.
Phone.
Shone.
Why did you say Shone?
Phone.
Missed input.
Come on, you got this.
You got this.
You got this. You got this. You can do this. Uh, this is for him.
Um, that's it.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all you carry.
A gun.
Pictures.
Pictures.
I don't know.
What else?
A gun.
Gun.
Ah, nerds.
Yeah.
Nerds.
Yeah.
It's, it's not me.
Okay.
You got a nice, healthy let's go here we go
round three triple points oh shit name a reason why someone might go a whole day without eating
kyle they're sick
oh what not great oh she got the number one answer
uh uh
they're fasting but that's literally the
yeah that's that's quite you're asking why why would they fast because they're fasting yeah
fucking sense uh why would you a whole day without eating?
Busy.
Oh, good answer.
I never forget to eat.
Traveling.
I think morbid.
Nice.
No, it can't be.
Traveling with two L's.
Dying?
Just a little less or more, depending on how you look at it. Traveling with two L's dying a little less or more depending on how you traveling with two l's
not traveling with three uh uh no that would be sick is they can't afford food oh poor depressed
dieting which is fast that's bad bad question no these are all great questions did you get it
yeah let's go you're going to fast money.
All right.
All right, here we go.
Fast money round.
Earn 100 points.
Name a place people go in the pursuit of happiness.
Church.
Church.
Good.
Good answer.
Name a sport where the ball might be bigger than your head.
Basketball.
Nice.
Name the most exciting thing to shop for.
Clothes.
Ooh, that's wrong.
Name something thrill-seekers love to ride on.
Peanut!
Roller coaster, roller coaster, roller coaster.
Name something a celebrity might wear to disguise themselves in public.
Sunglasses.
Nice.
You got a lot of good ones.
I think you got a lot.
Clothes is a bad one. Clothes is not my think you got a lot. Clothes is a bad one.
Clothes is not my answer.
House or car.
Clothes is going to be the number one answer.
Basketball, number one.
Clothes.
Oh!
I was wrong.
Wow.
This is going to be a tough total to beat.
Hell yes. Very tough total to beat. Hell yes.
Very tough total to beat.
Especially if we run out of time.
And forget it.
We'll just get tired of doing it.
So that's my.
If Titus wins the next Sporkle, the game is over.
Right.
Okay.
12-61.
Remember that number.
12-61.
That's the Super Bowl.
I can just sit out of Sporkle.
Well, no.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what happens if I keep winning?
You just get the money.
All right.
Is Tiffany Gomez here?
She's not here anymore.
She was here yesterday all day.
It's a beautiful young lady.
Beautiful young lady.
I kind of heard the segment.
I didn't know if we gained anything.
No.
I don't want to be a hater, so I apologize if it comes across like that.
But does she have, like, a second act to all this?
There's been no second act, right?
Yeah, I actually think that I kind of feel bad for her
because she is just a regular person who doesn't want to.
Yeah.
I did not see anything.
But there was this is the reason we're still into her is because of that the the plane thing it's not like she she's attractive yeah but you know what i'm saying
she hasn't she hasn't followed that up with like has she dropped a mixtape or anything since then Since then? Okay. I don't think. Okay. I'm just asking questions.
My bratty-ass voice.
I think y'all knew that.
She was delivering some ASMR.
Yeah.
I did not see anything.
Oh, that's hot.
I mean, I think y'all knew that.
That's how she talks?
That's hot.
I don't know. I was trying. Pass me that's hot. I mean, I think y'all knew that. That's all she talks. That's hot. I don't know.
I was trying.
Pass me that Super Bowl.
No, it's just a ball.
Oh, but they use this in the Super Bowl.
All right, let's go.
Sporkle, number two.
Oh, Donnie wanted us to know he's going to Uganda tomorrow with Billy.
Yeah.
And Billy has...
A hurt foot.
A hairline ankle fracture. That's fine. He'll be fine. He wants to know what? with Billy. Yeah. And Billy has... A hurt foot. A stress...
A hairline ankle fracture.
That's fine.
He'll be fine.
He wants to know what?
Like, what are our thoughts?
I feel like...
He's going to coach football with that.
Yeah, that's going to be a problem.
What if they have to cut off his foot?
I mean, Deion has a hurt foot.
He's made it through the whole season.
Yeah.
No toe.
No toe. Jerry, how would you rate that foot? He's made it through the whole season. No toe. No toe.
Jerry, how would you rate that foot?
I don't do to men.
You don't.
Come on, Steven.
Pause.
Check yourself, Steven.
It's a Super Bowl out here.
All right, Sporkle.
Let's get them all.
Yeah, let's.
That'd be really cool.
Let's nail this one
sparkle okay two actresses to play the tool girl on tool time two packers qbs to throw for six tds
in one game three first syllables that represent the first three notes of a scale in music
five ranks in catholic church hierarchy five states with most billionaires per million people, six Adam Sandler sports movies,
seven cities the following TV movies take place in,
seven best teams in FIFA 2023,
10 most played Las Vegas table games,
and 10 Heisman winners 2010 to 19.
Brandon, you can't do that one.
I can absolutely do that one.
Jerry, go first?
I will.
No, you're always first.
I'm always first?
Yeah. one jerry go first i will uh no you still you're always first i'm always first yeah uh
i always focus on the first one yeah you got this two actresses to play but you're a home
improvement watcher yeah i was it was pam anderson i thought but i well there you go don't know if i
want to lock that in um five states with the most billionaires per million people.
What?
Ten Heisman winners.
Let's go with Johnny Manziel.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Jerry?
I'll go Brett Favre.
Yeah, I don't think that's right.
Nope.
Damn.
Ranks of the Catholic Church, Pope.
Show me Matt Flynn.
Who the fuck is that?
Four.
Guy that threw.
Oh, wow.
Who's that?
He threw six touchdowns week 17 against the Lions, What the fuck is that? Four. Guy that threw. Oh, wow. Who's that?
He threw six touchdowns week 17 against the Lions,
then got a huge deal with the Seahawks,
then really drafted Russell Wilson,
and Russell Wilson took the starting job.
Matt Flynn.
Give me Pawnee, Indiana.
All-time backup quarterback, rags to riches.
Nice.
I'm going to go Cardinal.
Happy Gilmore.
Yes.
Kyle, do you know that you're out? Oh, is he out?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry.
The Waterboy.
Great, great pick there.
Let's go with New York.
It's risky.
No, it's not.
So risky.
Let's go with Blackjack.
Risky.
What does that tell me?
Oh, okay.
Let's go with Craps.
It's going to have to be roulette for me that's gonna have to be the answer I submit yeah the longest yard yes Brazil
Brazil
I think it means like
Oh they ain't?
No it means like club teams right?
Is that what it means?
No I also was thinking the video game Fuck I think it means like... Oh, they ain't? No, it means like club teams, right? Is that what it means? No.
I also was thinking the video game.
Fuck!
Oh, this is the real...
Yeah, I was thinking video games.
I absolutely was thinking that.
They wouldn't be?
Well, try one.
No, no.
You try one now and see if it...
No, no.
I'm going to go with Cam Newton.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
There's so many other ones
Jameis Winston
oh it's my turn
Baker Mayfield
close
Bishop Bishop
oh my god I didn't realize this
fucking guy who sent the
email about the rights and
clearances started the email
with howdy
I'm gonna go with
Detroit
let's go with Detroit.
Let's go with the state of... Actually, no.
Let's go Marcus Mariota.
Give me Bikini Bottom.
Good pull.
Yep.
Archbishop.
Oh, you're out?
I'm out.
Let's go with chicago let's go kyler murray stop saying it with that flare
uh uh um
how about
how about
wait a second
yeah
Aaron Rodgers
well
we kind of left those
I'm gonna go
France
yeah I don't think they yeah jesus oh uh i'm going to go lamar jackson
good answer let's go with the state of connecticut good answer Just missed a C there.
Connect.
Cut.
Most billionaires per million people.
Huh.
Huh.
Now I have to believe Texas is on that list.
Give me Texas.
Oh, damn it, Mark.
It was never Texas.
Is it just me and Che now?
Okay.
Let's go with Joe Burrow.
Let's do spanish 21
what is that that's your that was your answer what the fuck was that spanish 21 was awesome
it's blackjack with no number 10 cards it's your like you think it's that was so never what the
fuck i never heard of that you lost on that che over the slot the slot? It's a table game.
You guys want to play Spanish 21?
Alright, I got to lock it in.
I'll lock it in with Derek Henry.
Did Mark Ingram?
No, it's RG3.
FIFA teams are going to be like PSG, Real Madrid.
It is Pam Anderson, by the way.
It is Pam Anderson.
Also, the state's got to be California, New Jersey.
Isn't the third one just Do-Re-Mi?
I was holding it up.
Do-Re-Mi.
Massachusetts.
No, I think it's California, New Jersey, Florida.
Table games are just going to be like Baccarat.
So what's the Sandler move?
Is it hustle?
It's uncut gems?
What's the other one?
Is uncut gems count?
That's what I was wondering.
Oh, probably, yeah.
Oh, Wyoming.
There is a basketball scene in a crazy night.
Wyoming.
I fucking knew Friday Night Lights was going to be a trick question, Wyoming. There is a basketball scene in 8 Crazy Nights. Wyoming. I fucking knew Friday Night Lights was going to be a trick question, too.
It's Odessa.
What is Crapless Crabs?
It's Odessa, not Dylan.
I'm finding out the TV show is Dylan.
Yeah, but it says TV slash movies.
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
You're right.
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit that they did FIFA rankings.
I thought it was countries.
Yeah.
How do you play Crapless Crabs?
I knew it would be Paris Saint-Germain.
I've had a lot of Crapless Craps in my lifetime.
And I knew it would be a Bayern Munich.
Spanish 21.
Bayern.
You guys should play that next time you're at a casino.
It's the same thing as Blackjack, but there's no number 10 cards.
There's face cards.
TJ, let's pull up Spanish 21.
What's Crapless Craps?
That happens to me a lot.
Happens to me a lot.
That happens a lot, Brandon.
So if you get a 12, it's like almost a double down situation.
Okay, Spanish 21.
Okay, this is Spanish 21.
Is that what we're playing?
Yeah.
This guy's channel is actually electric Wait, are we playing?
No, we're watching this guy play
Wait, is this real life?
Yeah, this is a real guy
We're going back to Qatar right now
Is this a video game or real life?
This is real
Mr. Handpay
This looks like a video game Kyle Those real life? This is real. Mr. Handpay. This looks like a video game.
Kyle.
Those are real hands.
This is real.
$500 a hand, and I will play this terrible side bet, match the dealer.
We're going to start right here and see what we can do.
What is the rules to this?
It's the same as blackjack, but there are no number 10 cards.
So this is a variation of blackjack.
What? Well, why? And the dealer has to So this is a variation of blackjack. What?
Well, why?
And the dealer has to stay on.
Go on.
Blackjack, I knew it.
Yeah, there we go.
Just got to stay on.
Wait, what do you mean there's no number 10 cards?
Like, there's face cards, but the number 10, it doesn't exist in this game.
All right.
Well, why are they making a game with no 10?
Try again.
We're going to go $600.
Like, there are jacks, queens, kings that all represent the number 10.
And what is 10?
It doesn't exist in this game.
You will not see a number 10 card.
They're not on the deck?
Yeah, they're not on the deck.
No.
So it's just Blackjack with a little bit of different odds?
Yes.
I don't like this.
All right, that's how it works.
Is the payout different?
Why is it called Spanish 21?
So we can play two hands here as long as nobody else is playing.
If someone else sits down here, we can only play one hand,
and I'm okay with that.
But I'll talk about this game as we are playing here.
Go for it.
All right, so Spanish 21, you're always going to get paid on all 21s,
no matter what, so I'm always going to get paid on this,
even if the dealer has it.
They pay me before he even looks, right?
Yeah, you're supposed to pay me before you even look.
Oh, wow, you're talking shit to the... You yeah because you can always uh double out oh shit readers cups about to start
here we gotta bet some horses but even if you have blackjack i still get paid on it yep okay
that's a game i think he said you can always double down which would be sweet
wow all right all right should we end the show?
Oh wait
Oh yeah I forgot
We always fuck with Brandon
Sorry
Brandon you wanna end the show?
You do like ending the show
Alright
Brandon's going family feud
To see if he can beat
No hold on
The security guy
Just came at me
And pointed
And went
You
Two
And I don't know what that means That's what I'm saying That's what he does You got two lunch orders? Hold on. The security guy just came at me and pointed and went, you, two.
And I don't know what that means.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what he does.
You got two lunch orders?
No, I've already eaten lunch.
Okay.
All right.
I'll play Family Feud.
Do we not have time for it?
No.
Yeah.
Let's see.
We have all the time in the world.
Okay.
All right.
That was me.
My Super Bowl is fucking with you.
What was my score?
12-56? 1256?
1261.
1261.
It would be, Otis.
Okay.
All right.
Ice.
Cream.
You got to try it.
Cream.
69.
Cream.
Ice.
69.
Steve, did you see this
fishing
what
fishing
bad answer
that
I feel like that's a great answer
me too
can we watch horse racing
on YouTube
no
ice
ice
ice
skating
ice ice baby
what's happening okay ice ice baby ice ice, baby
What's happening okay ice ice baby well, I it doesn't not room for two words baby I know I'm not gonna try ice
That's five
Five letters
Doesn't have to be five letters. That's crazy my chest. I kind of like chest chest ice chest it has to be five letters? That's crazy. I kind of like chest. Ice chest. Ice chest?
It has to be five letters?
What?
What's that?
Cube.
Who?
Ice cube.
Ice tea.
But I thought.
Ice hockey.
Ice tea.
It's not ice tea.
It's ice tea.
Ice hockey.
Ice breaker, obviously.
Ice cube.
Ice tea.
You kind of got fucked up there.
I thought skating and fishing.
Yeah.
That was weak. You got 69? No, I think skating and fishing were. Yeah, that was weak.
You got 69.
No, I think that's bad on Family Feud's part.
You're going to have to make this up, Brandon.
I got it.
I got it.
Name a car that's named after an animal.
A Mustang.
Oh, that's not what I'd go with first.
There's an obvious one you're missing.
Okay, cool.
I just started.
I just started.
Yeah, there's a suit.
Yeah, I can think of a suit for obvious.
I can think of four obvious ones. Okay, the most obvious one. Yeah, I just think of a suit for obvious. I can think of four obvious ones.
Okay.
The most obvious one.
Yeah, I just thought of that one, too.
A ram.
I don't know what you guys were thinking of.
I thought of that one.
This is the most obvious one.
Hold on.
This one is so obvious.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I just thought of that one, too.
I just thought.
Of an animal.
Horses and there's eagles and there's birds.
Jerry, you're in this with me, right?
I could be.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I have Jerry?
No.
No.
I didn't get Jerry.
You didn't want Jerry. Jerryerry help jerry help i got
nothing okay
cat a lion a tiger a kitty raptor raptor, dude. What is it?
Want to be up.
Baller shotgun.
Impala.
Wow.
Jaguar.
Oh, fuck.
That's your Jaguar?
Yeah.
Bronco?
A Jaguar.
I should have gotten it, but that was your Jaguar.
Okay. All right.
Clutch right here.
I got to be clutch.
Thank you, Kyle.
I got to be clutch. That was, Kyle. I got to be clutch.
That was rough.
Triple points.
I wish that hadn't happened just then.
Name a kind of place where people sit around and just go sports.
A bar.
Nice.
Nice.
Casino?
Casino?
A rap.
Barstool.
Barstool.
No, no.
Okay.
Barstool sports.
Cafe? Oh, Jesus Christ. Barstool. No, no. Barstool Sports. Cafe.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You are choking, dude.
Cafe?
I said casino.
I don't know.
Casino's not going to be it.
Casino.
Oh, man, are you choking?
Where do they sit around and discuss sports?
Where do I sit around and discuss sports?
Oh, my God.
It's not a bar or a club.
Oh, he just got... It's over.
Bar club.
Barbershop.
I didn't say that!
Barbershop.
I didn't say that!
That's not fair!
I didn't say that!
Living room.
Office.
Barbershop.
Gym.
Barbershop.
Gym.
Gym.
Office.
Water cooler.
Oh, that's work.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Damn, dude.
Damn.
No, sporting event.
That's not home.
Home.
Home is one of the number one places to talk sports.
Home is where the heart is.
Oh, no.
That was tough.
That was tough.
Damn.
All right, should we play one more sparkle?
Yeah, one more.
Let's do one more Sporkle.
One more Sporkle for the boys.
Damn.
Damn.
Are you streaming tomorrow?
That's tough.
No.
One number of...
What was that?
What?
What was your...
It's a Super Bowl tomorrow.
It is a Super Bowl.
One number of stripes on the U.S. flag.
Two main characters of Mice and Men.
Three top box office movies featuring Rick Moranis.
Four tennis Grand Slam tournaments.
Five McDonald's sauce options.
Six actors on the cover of the movie poster for This is the End.
Seven ranks in Boy Scouts of America.
Top ten selling car brands in the USA.
What's he doing?
Whoa.
Whoa. I haven't in the USA. What's he doing? Whoa. Whoa.
I haven't seen the last.
Nine QBs to start for the Eagles after McNabb left in ten countries to border Brazil.
Kyle's going to be hard to beat here.
You're up first, Brendan.
Well, okay.
You won.
All right.
We're going to go with Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Nice.
Okay.
We're going to go with honey.
That worked.
It counts.
Jay?
Oh, barbecue sauce.
Barbecue sauce.
Thank you.
You said that as Chili's, though.
Babe, he did.
It's the McDonald's barbecue sauce.
That shouldn't count, though.
You said it as Chili's barbecue sauce.
It's got to be BBQ. Wait, why. You said it is Chili's barbecue sauce. It's got to be BBQ.
Wait, why?
Yeah, it is BBQ.
Well, also, the computer knows he said it is Chili's.
Maybe it's just not there.
Is there a name for it or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a McDonald's sauce.
No doubt.
What did he do when he saw the categories
He's so pumped
He's out
McDonald's BBQ sauce
Tangy BBQ
No
That's absolutely correct
No this is not straight BBQ
That doesn't count
How does that not count
Because you said barbecue sauce.
That's what it is.
No, you forgot.
If it was barbecue sauce, it would be barbecue sauce.
It's a different flavor than barbecue.
Tangy.
That's bull.
No, it's not.
Tangy BBQ.
It's barbecue sauce.
Wait, can you start this whole thing over?
Yeah.
Can you start the whole thing over?
I do feel like we got to redo the whole thing.
All right.
Put honey in for Brandon.
Yeah.
Honey in for Brandon.
Chase out.
Titus, you're up.
Fuck, this is hard.
None of these are my categories, but I'm going to go.
I'm going to take a wild fucking guess, dude.
I don't eat at McDonald's a lot, but I do think they have a tangy barbecue sauce.
Yeah, that's a good answer.
Tangy barbecue sauce, please, TJ.
Tangy, yeah.
Tangy barbecue sauce.
Okay.
I'm rooting for you.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Tangy BBQ?
Weejan.
Yeah!
There you go.
Nick Foles.
Nice.
George.
U.S. Open.
French Open.
Titus.
Oh, yeah. Chase out.
I forgot about that.
13 as the number of stripes on a U.S. flag.
Nice.
Upside and car brands in 2022.
Go with the Jeep.
Nice.
Lenny.
Wimbledon.
Ellie. Ellie.
Ellie.
The Australian Open.
Oh, you fucker.
What? I got two? You got two.
That was mine.
We're Bass Brothers.
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Oh, dear.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that's right, because it didn't take mine.
Good answer.
Good answer.
I will go with...
Oh, you're up.
Now you're up.
Jalen Hurts.
Nice.
Very easy.
Carson Wentz
nice
Kevin Cobb
K-O-L-B
KB can you look at me?
Argentina?
Argentina.
Oh, good answer.
You're up, Mark.
Little Giants.
Nice.
Didn't make a whole lot of money.
Oh, he's gone.
Didn't make a whole lot of money. He's gone's gone. Didn't make a whole lot of money.
He's gone.
See ya.
Oh, because it's the little giants.
Yeah, that's why.
It's tangy little giants.
It's tangy little giants.
No, really.
Like what?
Type it in.
Spell it correctly, TJ.
It's not on there.
It's not on there.
Can I get a fact check on who Rick Moranis is?
He's the guy who got punched.
Jerry?
I'll do sweet and sour.
Nice.
Jerry.
So in France, sweet and sour sauce is called... We're not in France, Jay.
I think it's either oriental or chinois, like Chinese sauce.
We're not in France.
He can say oriental.
Speaking of France, I'm going to go France.
For what?
For Brazil.
I mean, French Guiana, they usually take that for these type of quizzes.
What?
No, I'm out.
Oh!
It is France.
That's not the country.
You could have said so many countries.
You flexed so hard.
Didn't really work.
Gardner Minshew.
Jonah Hill.
Hot mustard.
Not on there.
Oh.
Seth Rogen.
I don't know the answer to these.
I don't know the answer to these.
Oh, my God.
So obvious.
Sam Bradford.
Fucking bullshit.
This sauce is easy one.
Danny McBride.
Who's up? Jerry or? I'm out're out as soon as you end yeah little giants oh i forgot so it's me you and dan try it again tj little giants
um
jay baruchel I think I'm wrong with this
I'm watching a horse race by the way
Jeff Garcia
I think that's
not after it
I'm gonna go Ghostbusters I think that's... Not after that. It started before Falkamount.
I'm going to go Ghostbusters.
Venezuela.
That's where Kyle gets to get going.
Yeah, he's got a lot here.
Craig Robinson. Fuck. Honey mustard. God damn it. 0 for 1 in the Breeders' Cup.
Michael Cera.
Wow.
He's not on there. Michael Cera. Wow.
He's not on there.
Michael Cera with a C-E-R-A?
I'm looking at the answers.
Fuck.
You just have to knock me out with a country.
Dodge.
Or dodge. Nice. All out with a country. Dodge. Or Dodge.
Nice.
All right.
Got it.
Kyle.
I want to see these quarterbacks.
AJ Feely?
No, Mike Vick.
I forgot Mike Vick.
James Franco.
God damn it.
Spicy Buffalo. Why didn't we do fucking the Flintstones?
We are not Boy Scouts.
All right.
Last family feud.
Kyle, let's see if he can win.
What does he got to win? What does he got to beat? 12outs. All right. Last family feud. Kyle, let's see if he can win. What does he got to win?
What does he got to beat?
1261.
1261.
All right, Kyle.
Come on.
Come on, Kyle.
Come on, Kyle.
You know what?
I don't want to be that guy.
Dan, make it 400 for him.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot I was giving 200.
Make it $400.
Well, if it's Kyle, it's 400. If it's Kyle, it's $400. If it's Titus,
it's $200. Okay.
Name something you'd hate to
find out was living in the walls of your house.
This sucks, dude.
Fucking rat.
Yeah.
Good answer.
It's a lot for a number two answer.
Fucking.
Good answer.
Fucking roaches.
Roaches.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Fucking ghost.
Great answer.
Motherfucking maggots.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Fucking skunk.
Oh, that would be so bad. That would suck.
I already guessed that.
You already guessed skunk.
You did.
Is asbestos a living thing?
It's not going to be a... It's not going to be a...
It's not going to be a...
In the wall?
A snake?
Yeah.
I guess.
Person.
Mold.
I didn't think mold was living.
You knew it was going to be a snake.
Snakes in the walls?
No, I got that.
That would be a very scary thing.
I would be very content with them sticking in there.
No, they don't stick in the walls.
Jonas with a hot zero.
Oh, damn, Jonas. You the walls. Jonas with a hot zero. Oh, damn.
You dumb bitch.
Wish Fest
tomorrow. Yes.
Everyone, please go. Can you put the
link in the chat? Oh, sorry. We're doing this.
If Juggler lost his balls, name something
from his kitchen he might juggle instead.
Sorry, Kyle.
Fruit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good answer.
Vegetables.
Vegetables.
Fruit slash.
Staring at the blank page.
Delilah, what's it like in New York City
Let the sun illuminate
As bright as you
Reach it
Knives
Yeah
Yes Kyle
Plates and bowls
China
China
The cookbooks.
Jonas.
Oh, there he goes.
He just got his first answer.
Jonas sucks.
Drinks, maybe eggs.
Eggs.
Good answer, Jerry.
Reaching for something in the distance.
You can almost taste it.
Reaching for something in Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
Tell me a part of bicycle that would be tough to ride without.
The wheels.
Yeah, good answer.
What?
Oh, speed run.
The pedals.
Handlebar.
Yeah. Seat. This is a pretty good chain it's a pretty good category
spokes name the parts of a bicycle oh gears
the tire The tire track.
Oh.
Oh.
The kickstand.
No, that's minus five.
I'm losing money?
Yeah, don't.
It's going to be in.
Breaks.
Breaks.
Good job, Jerry.
All right, Kyle. You need a big one here. You need a one no he doesn't he's ahead of pace no he's not he's killing me all right here we go
fast money kyle fast money name an animal that's really good at digging
um fuck a rabbit oh no i was thinking name the first place you think of to hide a body.
River.
Nice.
Okay.
Good answer.
Name something people steer.
Boat.
Ooh.
Name something into which a person might take a plunge.
Bath.
Oh, no.
I said what I said.
Name something a cheap couple might ask guests to bring to their wedding.
Food.
No.
No, I think that's right.
No, beer.
The rabbit was complete shit.
I don't know what I was thinking.
River's a high one.
That's first.
Good job, boat.
Ooh, car.
Bath.
Oh, no.
I was thinking of like a cold plunge in a bath. Oh, car. Bath. Oh, no. I was thinking of like a cold plunge in a bath.
Oh, no.
That's a decent round.
Oh, fuck.
Give me my flowers.
Oh, no.
Thanks, boys.
Titus.
So does that.
A gang of points.
That means I won?
You won.
Is that what that means?
TJ, will you put Weissfest in the link?
If anyone's looking for something to do in Chicago tomorrow,
incredible cause.
I've known these people for a long time.
They're great.
I'll be there.
Helping families who have someone who has cancer in their family.
It will have a great concert.
I think there's four or five acts.
Open bar for $150 ticket. Proceeds go to a great concert. I think there's four or five acts. Open bar for
$150 ticket.
Proceeds go to a great cause
and they will have college football on
all day.
Reach in, put something
in the limelight.
What's it like in New York City?
Let the sun illuminate
as bright as you.
See?
All right.
Not bad.
Did you spin that wheel?
Jerry.
Portillo's.
Oh, we got Portillo's milkshakes last night.
The goat.
There's a pretty good chance someone's going to get wet or mousetrapped today.
Why?
I wouldn't hate the mousetrap.
Jesus.
Damn it.
Yeah, mousetrap would be awesome.
I want it to be mousetrapped, I think, every day. Wow.
Quick, before we get out of here,
speaking of mousetraps on the wheel,
I'm off the Zoloft.
What?
I knew it.
I knew it.
I got off about 10 days ago.
Didn't have the dick?
I knew it.
Dick wasn't working.
I fucking knew it.
A man with a sexual appetite
Like me
I gotta throw that dick around
Insatiable
Yeah
I gotta throw that dick around
An anxiety ridden man
Wouldn't even say that
So I think you're good
I'm happy you tried
Yeah I tried it
It's not for everyone
It wasn't for me
Right
I felt like a zombie
I didn't have
So I tried it
I actually could notice
You kind of got zombified
Yeah I didn't like it You did Yeah, I didn't like it.
You did.
I didn't like it.
And you've gotten a little more irritable.
You tried.
Are we doing like name wheel thing?
Oh, yeah.
We'll wait until Nick comes back.
And then next week, we will officially be open on the court.
Let's go.
So we're going to start doing some fun shit.
We also have the Barcelona Invitational next Wednesday.
I think Rowan will be in town.
I'm not sure if Sasson will be there.
Barcelona Invitational, I've always said this,
and I said this before I worked here.
It is the Super Bowl of college basketball.
Super Bowl.
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It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act. Thank you.