The Yak - Julian Edelman and KB Relive the Kent State Glory Days | The Yak 12-20-23
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Kyle, were you yucking it up over there?
Were you reminiscing Kent State?
Edelman.
I was trying to, and I still couldn't.
What do you mean?
What do you mean you were trying to?
He was asking me about old wrestlers,
and I just didn't have it in me to know what he was talking about.
You didn't know the old wrestlers, though?
I did. I couldn't remember the dude's name. big black dude was an all-american i've got to
look it up now shelton benjamin was it shelton benjamin that no it sounds close i believe you're
thinking of the rock mark henry it's one of you guys wouldn't know him kamala kamala Harris No She's the president
Yeah
She is
Hey Big Cat
Hey
Hopefully one day
What's up Big Cat
Hey
Jermaine Porter
Yeah fuck
If I had that on deck
That would have been
Such a better interaction
Chase him down and say it
Yeah run up to him
And just say it
Come on
Yeah he'll be in
He'll be in
Yeah Hell yeah up to him and just say it. Come on. Yeah, he'll be in. He'll be in. Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Am I going to keep getting bumped on this fucking
cooking show?
You're bumped again.
Jesus Christ.
That was episode one.
What's he going to make
Edelman, do you know?
Fuck that show.
Asperger's?
Will!
Or, uh, yeah,
Will and Delaney.
Will. Since when do we get
a hot hoops in the office
stop saying hot hoops
stop trying to make that happen
oh cool
you wanna go live TJ
we're live
are you being for real
we're 100% live
show already started
yeah
we already did the
rowback ad Edelman and me the Yeah. We already did the Roback ad.
Edelman and me.
The fuck?
Yeah, we had just done the Roback ad when you walked in.
Oh, hey, everyone.
My bad.
It's all right.
I've been running around.
I was just tweeting out the show.
All right, can you start it again so I can hear the song?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Why didn't you guys tell me we were live?
I thought you knew.
No.
We came in at 12.04.
I know.
I've been running around. Couldn't you tell? We were talking like we're all knew. No. You came in at 12.04. I know. I've been running around.
Couldn't you tell?
We were talking like we're all friends.
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Baby, were you just chopping it up with Edelman?
Yeah, well, I failed.
Yeah, I tried to.
Well, we're going to have him come on the show after he's done with Donnie.
What could you not remember?
Jermaine Porter's name.
He was like a big black all-American wrestler, right?
Yeah, they tried to make him a football player.
Wait, you talked to him and you couldn't remember the name?
Yeah, we still had like there was positive rapport being built
based on our shared knowledge
of this man if i had remembered his name i think it would have been a better pop got it no you guys
weren't at school at the same time were you no he was like oh he's 37 nine a couple years apart
three years you just know that off the cuff he's cooking you gotta prep for the guest man
it's true.
Wrote a children's book called Flying High about a flying squirrel that overcame physical limitations to become what he is.
How old is Delaney Walker?
I didn't know Delaney was going to be in today.
38, but looks 30.
38, 36.
39.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I'll take the young age, though.
Yeah, you look good for 39.
Well, thank you, you know.
You know the saying?
You know the saying. Black don't crack.
I could guess Edelman's age on the dot.
You have a range of about 45 years.
He look like an old man, little old man.
You could be 90.
I see him right over there.
How are the Mostly Sports guys doing right now?
Oh, fuck.
Last night.
Very controversial. I didn't stay up. T Oh, fuck. Last night. Very controversial.
I didn't stay up.
Tired, but good.
What was the controversy?
Jerry is a – I just got to shout out Jerry.
Jerry's a fucking beast.
Yeah.
Jerry's the man.
Just wanted to point that out.
Yeah, Jerry.
I might have kissed Jerry last night is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, what was up with that?
That is –
You didn't have to grab him, did you?
No, I didn't have to.
No.
But if you're going to kiss a man, you got to make it count.
Brandon licked his lips.
Definitely beard to beard right there.
Sure.
We were on Jerry After Dark, and you have to do certain things on Jerry After Dark.
Yeah, Jerry had a plan.
He told us how it was going to go down.
We're going to do these challenges.
If you fail these challenges, you're going to have to eat some marshmallows.
That was the punchline.
And then we were going to do another challenge.
And then you fail, you eat some marshmallows. I was like, that
sounds cool. Let's do that. We were
like a minute and a half into the entire
stream, and the chat was just
like, suck each other's dicks. And Jerry's like, I guess
we have to suck. The chat runs the show.
So that was
we were just like, why did Brandon have to kiss Jerry?
Yeah, can we pull that out? The chat asked
to kiss. The chat asked
to kiss, and then Jerry just turned to us and was like,
somebody's got to kiss.
And I was like, what?
The chat does run that show.
All right, council of heterosexuality.
Vote of straight?
One?
Oh.
Vote of gay?
Vote of gay.
Delaney.
What was the exact vote for Jerry?
He's like, it's not.
I didn't say nothing.
I didn't even say nothing. That's gay. I thought about it. You thought about me?? He's like, it's not. I didn't say nothing. I didn't even say nothing.
That's gay.
I thought about it.
You pump faked.
Jerry said, like, it's not gay.
We just can't eat that many marshmallows,
which is like a very funny sentence to say out of context.
This is a lot of marshmallows.
Yeah, and then we did that.
Mark did mega mousetrap.
Yeah, he set a world record.
Yeah.
Most simultaneous mousetraps. I did four.ousetrap. Yeah, I set a world record. Yeah. Most simultaneous mousetraps.
I did four.
On your hands.
And then you guys got L'd.
You got L'd for it.
Yeah, we lost subscribers because we went on that show.
We stayed until 11 o'clock.
And at the end.
You give and you give and you give.
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
That was the right move.
Wait, was there controversy?
Yeah, we were.
So Jerry, again, told us that we were going to build a fire by hand to end the show.
And I was like, that's awesome, Jerry.
And then during the stream, he's like, we've got to spice this up.
Let's blindfold ourselves.
Let's hide all the materials around the office.
So we have to crawl on hands and knees to find the materials, then try to start the fire blindfold.
I do agree.
It sounds awesome. It's much more interesting to watch um that if we would have actually done that
that would have taken no less than six hours that would have taken so fucking long and uh
brandon picked up on that pretty quickly so then we we decided to take the blindfolds off but like
we're kind of fucking with jerry but also like helping Jerry. Yeah.
He's just screaming like, where are you guys?
And we're like, we're over here, Jerry.
You know, we're just standing up, you know, blindfolds off.
And then you guys just got roasted by the chat.
Got roasted by the chat for taking the blindfolds off.
Chat runs the show.
Wait, did you guys complete the challenges too quickly in Jerry's eyes
so you had to make it harder?
No, I mean, the chat didn't like the challenges,
so Jerry immediately said, look, we're not doing doing the challenges we're just going to do whatever the
chat says the shot collars came out yeah yeah you're lucky to get on the show early then because
it's only going to get worse they're going to kill jerry yes jerry will be dead within six weeks
i actually kind of like watching you guys last night and then watching the chat
be like mostly L's.
I kind of want to be a guest and I kind of want
to die because like the chat would love
me. No they wouldn't.
I think you'd have to die.
No dude you wouldn't die in the right
way.
Make him die again.
You weren't in frame when you died.
I was part
I am like when I'm watching these, I'm part of the –
I immediately unsubscribed to Mostly Sports.
Your toe was on the line when you shot yourself.
Well, I unsubscribed so fast.
I was like, yeah, you know what?
You guys lost subscribers?
Mostly L's.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
You lost –
No way.
Well, the whole chat –
We gained a bunch, but then by the end, we were losing them as we went offline.
Yeah.
The chat was like, go unsubscribe right now, mostly L.
Let's see.
To recap, I took four mousetraps.
He took ten.
Ten.
We did the cinnamon challenge.
I got shirtless.
I kissed Jerry.
I ate 400 marshmallows.
Yep.
I'm missing something big.
We did something else, and then by the end we we were the worst pussies in the
world yeah yeah the worst the worst puss the worst pussies but i've never seen a bad pussy
i regret nothing because if like jerry jerry's jerry because like we can't all be jerry like
if we if we did if if the shot collar comes out and i'm like you want fuck it let me throw that
on and every single person that goes on that show is just like, yeah, I'm game to do
everything Jerry does and what's the point of Jerry?
That's what makes Jerry special. That's what makes Jerry Jerry.
Is that he's him. He's on that next level.
How long until we humbly
admit we can't get to?
How long until chat tries to get Jerry
to do crack again?
Well, the next episode.
Let's leave that alone.
I think the chat.
Yeah, like are there any guidelines?
Are there any boundaries?
No, the chat.
What I understand is that.
Hey, go buy a gun.
The chat is very mean to Jerry, but they also do have his back at the end of the day.
Like when he gets, when he had the hot chip challenge, he was like, I feel so cold.
My body feels so cold.
And the chat was like, stop, we're good.
Like they know boundaries. They push to the edge. And the chat was like, stop. We're good. Like, they know boundaries.
They push to the edge.
It's like the big brother.
Yeah.
Somebody else is jabbing at Jerry.
That's when they're like, hey, no body.
That's why they didn't like Brandon and Titus.
They're like, that's our job is to fuck with Jerry.
That's really all.
That's the psychology behind it.
Yeah.
Where they're like, we don't like to see anyone else fuck with Jerry.
We like to, you know, push Jerry to the limit of death. Yeah. We had fun like we don't like to see anyone else fuck with jerry we like to you know push jerry to the limit of death yeah we had fun i had a good time it was fun yeah jerry
seemed a lot i don't know we talked to him after and we all had a good time so i called him last
night on the way home and apologized hey if you thought we left earlier did anything i'm sorry
but he was like i stand by that that was funnier that was that made for way funnier content that
jerry's crawling around on his hands and knees,
and we're just standing up pretending to also be blindfolded.
He's like, did you guys find it?
I was like snapping mousetraps, and I was like, ah, fuck, they just got me, Jerry.
That's way funnier than.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, man.
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Anyway.
How long do I have to work at Barstool
until I hire somebody?
I found somebody I want.
Oh.
Bad.
Go on.
I want Bevo.
Who's Bevo?
Bevo's that British...
Bevo's gutted.
Bevo.
I want to hire Bevo.
He's a British dude
that only takes two bites
before he swallows.
No matter what?
What?
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's Bevo. Even his steak? I just sent his best gulps He's a British dude that only takes two bites before he swallows No matter what? Uh huh
Yeah it's Bevo
Even his steak?
I just sent his best gulps of 2023
He also
He opens every video with
Big up the breakfast
You already know the rules
He never explains the rules
But you already know the rules
I gotta have Bevo in my crew
He's got a gulp-a-lation?
He's got a gulp-a-lation
I just sent to you
Oh I need him bad
Wait is he like a Portnoy protege? No no it's Bevo dude He's taking a lot of-alation that I just sent to you. Oh, I need him bad. Wait, is he like a Portnoy protege?
No, no, it's Bevo, dude.
He's taking a lot of his...
Well, he's British.
Well, he's going two bites.
And he's doing the...
You already know the rules.
He did a whole half of a potato.
No, but I don't think...
Is he gulping on purpose, or is that just how he eats?
I think that's how he eats.
Yeah.
Is he a crane?
The two-bite rule is...
Is he a stork?
Has never been said.
He just swallows after two bites.
I don't think he ever learned how
to eat he was just in the hospital because he went and had pork chops um wow is he your only
fans no dude he just exists there he is there's his top 20 people gulps one oh that was
look at his teeth look at his teeth they're british of course look at his teeth. Look at his teeth. They're fake. They're fake. Oh, man. Of course. Look at his struggle. He doesn't chew.
Man, his stomach is...
So he does food reviews, but like...
Is that a filter?
One chew and then a swallow.
Is that a filter?
Is the premise of the video is that he only takes two bites?
No, no.
He's like food reviews.
No, he's a food critic.
He just happens to eat that way.
Yeah.
So he's not doing this all the time.
He never learned how to eat.
He looks so pained.
I know, it's not an enjoyable experience.
He gave me these mouse vibes.
What the fuck?
Are you in communication with him?
No, I've tried to reach out, but he might be too big.
Yeah, he's not a fella.
He's doing collabs and stuff.
He's past fellowship.
Arsenal fan, good man.
This music sounds like Bevo died. He's past fellowship. Arsenal fan. Good man. This music sounds like Bevo died.
He's on his way. Every bite looks miserable.
I know. He's not enjoying
but he's... He never learned how to eat.
What?
I fucking love Bevo. Wait, can we see
one of the real reviews? Like the tone
and how it goes? Yeah, yeah.
Bevo. Will, can you reverse fake teeth
like get them back to where they once were you can like shape them down to what i think he looked
better with what he had morrison's calf you know what's the ketchup he kind of he kind of got that
angry beaver look yeah it don't work i don't think them chicletes, though.
That means fake teeth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mushroom.
He's chewing.
That was more chew.
That was a better chew.
A bit watery.
Six out of ten.
Fried egg.
Oh, gross.
Not bad.
Yeah, those are aggressive fake teeth.
Six out of ten again.
Bacon seems all right.
Let's have a go.
That bacon looks horrible.
Not cooked.
That's British bacon.
It's ham.
Yeah, bacon's all right, actually.
Big up the bacon.
You know the rules.
Sausage. Oh, it's right, actually. Big up the bacon, you know the rules. You're going to come with me. Sausage.
Oh, it's a bit...
All right, he's chewing on this one.
He's chewing on them, yeah.
Not bad, not bad.
But he's still kind of golden.
What's his most, like, viral one, TJ?
Is he kind of following down your...
Dinner!
Yeah, I hated that.
We've got the hangover, beef, roast dinner.
Beef whatever.
Listen, we've got beef.
That's like the best British meal ever.
We've got pigs in blankets.
My whole For You page is just British people eating these days.
There's so many British food creators.
Bevo, the one-bite potato.
Let's get into this.
You know the rules as well
Jamaican style
big up the
Levi roots
team
I actually
rate this
and we've
got none
left so I'm
gonna have to
go to the
shop
Levi I
sought your
man out
send me some
please
ew
that's
Bivo
right let's
get into
this
whatever that
is I keep
forgetting
Brussels sprout
so that's a
chew
I've seasoned very well.
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's painful.
Picked and blanked it.
Sorry, Aggie, again.
You know the rules.
That's painful to watch.
You know the rules.
Oh, man.
It just hurts.
Come on.
Get the potato, Beef.
Seven out of ten on that get the potato, Beef.
Seven out of ten on that.
That's the beef.
I'm just trying to chew this.
The noises are... Come on, Nick.
Mad Chewy.
Mad Chewy. Oh, my gosh.
He said mad chewy.
Sucking well.
Yorkshire.
We got a little bit off.
What the fuck is that?
The Yorkshire pudding.
What is it?
Yorkshire pudding.
What does that even mean?
It's kind of Yorkshire.
Yeah, they solidify it.
That's not just pudding.
It's our ear.
Oh, potato, potato.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Oh! ear potato potato i don't know that's who you want that's crazy i want him i want him bad man he probably sucks a mean dick yeah oh yeah yeah he could do it. Beaver? Oh, I just got it.
Beaver.
Oh, yeah.
I think his name's Beavis.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
I think his name's Beavis.
Oh, I thought it was Teeth. Teeth's got the teeth, too, though.
Beavis is the butthead.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's his actual name?
Brandon Beavis.
Brandon Beavis.
Oh, okay.
Brandon Beavis.
Damn.
Having the name Beavis. Beavis Damn Having the name Beavis
Beavis is a cool name
On it's own
No it's not
I think it is
I think Beavis is a cool name
Kinda
Brandon Beavis
Kinda takes it down
It's a unique name
Maybe unique is a better word
Than cool
Wait what the fuck's he doing
Curb talk extra
Put out a song
Oh no
Oh my god
Oh jeez
Tommy Smokes in the making This is He a drill rapper Put out a song. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, jeez.
Tommy Smokes in the making.
Is he a Juro rapper?
I have no idea.
Some guys are just better.
You know, the players just need to play at times.
Maybe you're just a player.
Stay out of the scouting department.
Stay out, yeah.
Damn.
You don't think Bevo would be a good addition?
No, I don't think so.
We can't get Bevo. Oh, man. Please. I don't know howvo would be a good addition? No, I don't think so Oh man
Please
I don't know how to say this nicely
Bevo sucks
You think Bevo sucks?
Well, he doesn't suck, it's just like
He's uncomfortable
Nick, you know when he was sitting there chewing
We have a lot of
We have a lot of uncomfortable people
I gotta see what he does with those He's far better than Every time he starts to swallow, I'm on the fence. We have a lot of uncomfortable people. I gotta see what he does with those people.
Every time he starts to swallow,
I'm like, I get uncomfortable.
Imagine him in the gambling cave
when you play Portillo. So he's slowly walking in front of us trying to get fished
in here every day? Yeah, Portillo's, yeah.
How would he
fold into the Barstool
universe? How are we monetizing him?
We could have him
suck Jerry's dick. Oh yeah, on stream. Like a choke still universe how are we monetizing him what is he we could have him uh yeah we could have him
suck jerry's dick yeah oh yeah on stream like a choke uh will be vote choke prop of the day
that is true jerry after dark he has a pretty obvious role he's got a great role just a lot
of people work better with a chef yeah donnie's getting tired going maybe there's a well let's
pair him up with chef donnie daily talk show Donnie spends like three hours
Putting a dish together
And he just
Yeah
Like hey Donnie
Donnie we're bringing somebody else
Into the fold
He's going on your show
Yeah I don't think Bevo's got it
You don't think Bevo's
You're
Clip this
You are
You are gonna be so fucking embarrassed
In two years time
Yeah
I mean it's just the food is also gross.
Everything's gross.
You're put off by the food.
I think I am put off by the food.
So if that were just like American food.
Yeah, if you're eating real good food.
Like, ah, okay.
But how long do you think that lasts?
You think that lasts for a few years?
Forever.
Really?
Forever.
Watch him just swallow food.
This company's built on pizza reviews i mean
yeah but yeah but yeah nick i admire you too much to let that be your guy that's my guy will no
you're jealous you're fucking jealous i don't think he is that ain't it man please
i know we're boys no matter what what's the chat say? Nick's first L. Oh! I'm not with it.
This is Paiwan mentality
and you guys are all embarrassed.
Nick, you have such a strong resume
and that guy does not belong
You've never caught an L before. This is not
an L. You'll see.
This is historic. Lesnar
Undertaker. Wow, yeah.
I was there for it.
No, you'll see.
Damn.
I'll prove you boys wrong.
You guys are too dumb to get it.
Oh, my God.
It was like that poem.
Chad has never said you had an L.
This is it.
That poem was it.
This is it.
Oh, yeah, that poem was so bad.
Did you guys see the Nebraska quarterback?
No.
Come on.
We just landed the number one quarterback in the country.
He flipped in Georgia, Nebraska,
and he posted on Twitter his announcement,
and he wrote a poem.
Does everything rhyme with Georgia?
Don't change it to Nebraska?
It doesn't work.
Titus, immediately he's a bust.
Will, I'm going to.
Wait, so he's going to not Nebraska?
Yeah.
He's going to Nebraska.
He signed this morning.
But he wrote a poem?
He wrote a poem.
Will didn't know about the poem, which means they were keeping it from Will.
They were keeping this poem from Will.
Is that the poem?
It's the poem.
Well, if that's his poem, I retweeted that.
Oh, you retweeted the poem?
I didn't read it. I hope you didnweeted the poem? And didn't read it?
I hope he didn't write that.
It don't matter to me.
We just landed Dylan Riola.
Read it, Brandon.
This is bad.
Brandon, read it.
In the realm of college dreams where purpose takes flight,
enter Dylan Riola, crafting his narrative in the night.
Once lured by Georgia where powerhouse glory gleamed,
yet Nebraska's purpose in his heart brightly beamed.
In the scarlet and cream where legacies entwine,
Dylan, like Rogers, Rozier, and Crouch, a hero in the line.
No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine,
but a quarterback with an even grander ambition unseen.
So fellow fans await with hope in the air for Dylan to choose
his purpose to declare in a weekend's decision,
Destiny calls to fulfill his purpose where a new dynasty enthralls.
This is why you're lashing out at me.
Yeah.
It's a bust.
Oh, my God.
That was a bust. I like that God. Dude, that was awesome.
It's a bust.
I like that he shit on Nebraska in the poem.
Yeah.
I like that he put his own name in the poem.
I know.
He did.
Yeah, no longer a cog in like a – I'm not going to like a powerhouse football program.
I'm going to Nebraska.
Yeah, I'm going to Nebraska.
That was the Bevo of poems.
Wait, no, no, no.
That was a rap.
That's way cooler.
I will say I enjoyed Jerry reading it.
Yeah.
He struggled.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
There's certain names that you can tell if a guy is horny and watches too much porn.
And so I said, Jerry, look up the Dylan Rayola poem.
And he's like, D-I-L-L-O-N.
I was like, all right.
You're too horny, bro.
I know exactly what happened.
There are certain names that are like, just instant.
If you spell it a certain way, you're like, dude, chill out.
Speaking of too horny, Zah.
Uh-oh.
Let me land, Nick.
They weren't letting me land, bro.
What does that mean?
What happened?
They did not let me land.
Is Zah climbing a tree?
No.
Pain simulator?
Zah, you want to say, my friend?
They didn't want to hear me out.
Who didn't want to hear you out?
People jumped down my throat.
They jumped down my throat real quick.
It's on my...
Oh, hang on.
Are we talking about horny and somebody jumped down his throat?
He went too far.
What happened?
I don't even want to bring it up.
Somebody's got to do some backfill here.
Hear me out.
Oh no, son.
They didn't let me land.
They didn't let me land.
What are you talking about here?
He said, hear me out.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Son. Holy shit? Oh, no. Zah.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit, that's funny.
She way too small.
Oh, no, Zah.
Bevo would swallow her.
What are they saying?
What are they saying?
They didn't let me land, bro.
They jumped on the second I fired off that.
Yeah, buddy.
No, Zah.
I don't have my scripts in.
That's a baby, right?
That's a 30-year-old woman. It's her birthday today. Shout out to her.
She's about 30 years old
for sure. Oh my god,
Zah.
What a tweet.
That's a great fucking tweet.
That's exactly what I was thinking too.
Toss her around?
No, I'm kidding.
He's not kidding.
No, he's not.
No, definitely not at all. All right, so here's your chance.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, I'm kidding.
Are you? I'm kidding. But are you?
I'm kidding.
Be real, Zaha.
You wouldn't smash?
All right, fine.
I mean, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Why not?
Hear me out.
That was a great deflection, Nick, off of Bevo.
I'm standing by that.
I'm on the right side of history here.
Somebody put Nick's head on this picture.
Oh, no.
Jesus.
You know what?
I'll stop bringing ideas to the show.
I'll be like Titus.
Is that what you guys fucking want?
Another Titus?
Now I'm lashing out.
It's all right.
It's okay.
First hell happens.
Yeah, why are you so excited?
You move on.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
It's good.
It's like you're in your stripes.
You're a real man now.
I almost made it a year at this fucking company without it.
Yeah. You're now part of the content world
I didn't really hate him that much until everyone else did
and then I just kind of had no choice
but to go online
hive minded like the chat
here we are now
I needed this
Nick I take an L every day it's not that bad
it looks awful, dude.
Who are some historic 1L teams or people?
Who are?
2007 Patriots?
Patriots, yeah.
2015 Kentucky?
Yep.
1L.
Other teams it lost?
Yep.
I guess other teams.
75 Hoosiers?
Little Giants Cowboys.
That's pretty good.
Kevin O'Shea's Cowboys, right?
Mm-hmm.
Mook is the Bevo of L's eating.
He just gulps them every day.
Every once in a while there's close calls.
I start craving them.
Yeah.
I get hungry.
Oh, no.
That's a good picture of you.
This is a catastrophe.
What number of WrestleMania was it?
Are you asking?
No, I know what it is. Is that the – Brandon, that's the picture of the –
like the black dude with the glasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got his jaw dropped.
I was there.
In New Orleans.
Was it 30?
It was 30.
Yeah. Wow. Yeah, and then when it 30? It was 30. Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, and then when we got to the airport the next morning,
there was a woman sitting with, was it 22 and 0?
Yeah.
Or 3 and 0.
It would have been 22 and 0.
It was just 21 and 1.
Sitting with a 22 and 0 poster at the gate for her airplane.
It was maybe the saddest thing I've ever seen.
She came all the way to New orleans street is broken brutal and this is for wrestling yes so it's scripted well well i mean that's really technically not really a relevant detail to this
story but yeah okay if you want to be like that goldberg went how long 173 i mean how do they
figure that out exactly it's so silly well they they i mean they they keep track i mean i'm this
guy is never you guys saying that's going to meeting room and go who decides for a year straight
like oh yeah you've got if you've got the juice you got the charisma and everything that they
want to embody what their brand is.
What's going on right here?
They're going to storyline it for you.
When they've got a new guy they want to make famous, they're going to have him.
It's just like how the NFL works.
Are you guys saying 21-0 by Undertaker is not one of the most impressive streaks of all time?
Have you ever won 21 straight matches at WrestleMania?
Undertaker won 21-0.
Definitely not.
It doesn't line up to Goldberg.
It's over 21 years. Taker's is more impressive. Or 21-0. Definitely not. It doesn't line up to Goldberg. Well, it does.
It's over 21 years.
Takers is more impressive.
Oh, 21.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, they never gave Doink that opportunity.
See, I'm a Doink guy.
Yeah, but listen.
That's what I'm saying.
You're a Doink guy?
Yeah, I'm a Doink guy.
Doink got sidetracked with Dink and all the other ones.
So that got a little silly.
Yeah, yeah.
He kind of did.
Dink and Doink.
Yeah.
It was Doink. Well, Dink was the mini Doink. The, yeah. He kind of did. Dink and Doink. Yeah. It was Doink.
Dink was the mini Doink.
The mini.
He was the mini one.
Doink had a lot of problems being taken seriously.
He really did.
There's some about him that like.
Well, at first he was like.
First Doink was a bad guy and he was a psycho clown, but then he turned to a good guy and
he was just a clown.
Yeah.
You can't just have a clown.
Yeah.
Yeah, he can't be a good guy clown.
No.
It doesn't work. He'd be a sad he was he he was a cheating clown because anytime he was about to
lose the little guy would come up from underneath the ring or a second doink or the second doink
yeah right now you look like you were poo-pooing wrestling for a second and you were talking about
oh it's isn't it predetermined and then you no i was you brought up doink as as your example of
something that was pure.
That's when I used to watch it.
And then when Undertaker –
The BWF.
Well, Undertaker, when he slammed – what was the African guy back in –
Kamala.
Kamala.
He put him in a –
Somehow that's the second.
Kamala Harris, yeah.
He put him in a tombstone and then set him on fire.
And then the next week he was back.
I'm like, wait, what just happened?
It was a whole week.
You can recover from that. whole week just like football yeah you guys scripted their head twisted every which way and then they're back gotta call the games well they gave you a quarter zone shot a thousand ccs in your ass
that's why you come back wait so that was the moment you were like oh this is fake yeah
you thought a guy died for real yeah i'm like damn they killed him
next week tj didn't you say that uh was it was it ben was death uh made it so like in the
storyline of wwe vince mcmahon blew up in a limousine that kind of shattered it all for
11 when that happened like that
shattered all of my friends had to stop wrestling and also that like threw off every single
storyline at the time his limousine blew up and then the next week he was on monday night raw
just like somber it was supposed to be his funeral yeah yeah that's right yeah wrestling was the best
it was still is still is and brandon growing up like a lot of your peers
followed wrestling yeah up until like 11 or 12 is when all of my kids when everybody aged out of it
but at any point were you guys like oh fucking hell let we should throw on singlets and do the
real thing no because amateur wrestling just never was a thing down the top
we didn't even think about it though yeah you didn't even think about it No, because amateur wrestling just never was a thing down south. Yeah, it just seems like it would be an easy pipeline.
We didn't even think about it, though.
Yeah, you didn't even think about it?
That's how it was with us, KB.
Yeah, right?
That's what makes sense.
No, Brandon, sit down.
Paper views, whatever.
Why are you trying to be a martyr?
Everybody rally on the weekends for a paper view.
Let's do it.
Let's put the singlets on.
A local tournament.
Yeah. You met KB, right? Let's do it. Let's put the singlets on. Yeah. A local tournament. Yeah.
You met KB, right?
Yeah.
Kent State legend.
Kent State.
How you doing, sir?
How we doing?
How you doing?
Julian, what's up?
Okay.
That's showing off a little bit.
That was nice.
That's him.
I didn't know.
What's showing off?
What's up, Jules?
What's up, Jules?
Do you know this show?
Jules, do you know this show at all?
It's also a...
Backstory?
No, this show, Yak.
This show, I don't.
Okay.
It's pretty much a show about absolutely nothing.
Those are the best ones.
Yeah.
We don't have any plan.
It's the environment of just chilling with the boys.
What's it called?
Yak?
Yak.
It's like an hour and a half, two hours a day.
Pretty much.
Can't really explain it. It's just live on YouTube. It's like an hour and a half, two hours a day. Pretty much. Can't really explain it.
It's just live on YouTube.
It's a wheel show.
Yeah.
Right now we're talking about how much we used to love wrestling.
Yeah.
Loved wrestling.
Remember the pillows?
Yeah.
The buddies.
Yeah.
Yep.
Then I had a little sister.
So I'd be choke slamming her and everything.
She hated it.
Because I had an older brother that was seven years older than me.
And he'd beat my ass.
She'd laugh.
So I'd choke slam her.
And then she'd cry.
And my brother would beat me up for beating her up.
It was just a rotation.
And it was all the DDTs, figure four.
The stunner, dude.
Oh, the stunner.
Your little sister and brother.
So good at giving stunners
I had a buddy
Like
Go around
Always
Go around the halls
And just you know
Pretend and do all this
Just be obnoxious
Rock bottom
Into the lockers
Yeah
Those are some sweet
550s
Appreciate that man
The Huskers
It's the Husker 550s
Everyone's so little
Swagged out here
You think so? Yeah I guess so Oh yeah look K Everyone's so little swagged out here.
You think so?
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, yeah.
Look, KB, you are swagged out today.
Not really.
Got the rollback.
I've looked a few times, KB.
The shoes?
Yeah, those are nice.
These are my favorite shoes, the Vomeros.
The only thing I wear now.
Are they comfy?
They're so comfy.
I wear the fucking old man shoes.
Oh, those are in.
You got some Air Monarchs? Huh. You get some Air Monarchs?
Huh?
You get some Air Monarchs? No, I haven't.
Those are fire, too.
It's a good color.
This is literally the show.
Yeah.
We'll go live.
Like the last, for example, Nick here, for the last, like, 10 minutes,
tried to convince us that this British guy who's...
Well, why don't you let Julian fight for himself?
Well, he probably does need to make his own opinion.
It's been a really bad day.
Let him make his own opinion.
Let's see what he thinks about the coping.
These guys just don't like him because he's different.
Who?
This guy I pitched to the fellas.
I want to bring a guy into our crew.
It's a British guy that only takes two bites and swallows things.
Well, we kind of saw...
You're not allowed to laugh.
I'm laughing at Jules watching it.
You like this guy or not?
Be honest.
It's like some Van Damme
montage music. Yeah, he's about to die.
What do you think?
He's got beaver teeth.
Yeah.
It's tight.
I don't know.
That's your guys' opinion.
This is your company.
Fuck damn it.
I'm out too.
That's the nicest way to say no.
It's cool.
It's your company
Just do whatever you want
This place is cool
Yeah
Yeah
This place is fucking sick
Wait
I know y'all gonna make him do the challenge
Oh yeah
Oh okay
You're gonna have to do the gauntlet
Where's the gauntlet?
We need Julian to
Hey we need you to perform
It's eight sport challenges
I don't know why
I'm terrible at sports
When I don't play them
Can you do
Really? Can you do cornhole? Yeah I can do that Can you do that. I'm terrible at sports when I don't play them. You do cornhole?
Yeah, I can do that.
You score a soccer goal?
Can you hit a baseball?
Who's pitching?
You pitch yourself.
Throw it up and you just got to hit it out.
Your guy Cam Newton did it.
I think Stu Feiner was the only one worse.
If you haven't swung a wiffle ball bat in 10 years, it's tough.
Yeah.
I bet.
Cam wasn't –
There's a lot of misses.
Cam, the football was actually the problem.
Well, the way he came dressed, I was like, God, he not prepared for this.
Yeah.
He not prepared for this.
No, you're going to have to do it.
He was down to do it.
He just didn't care.
You can't let him get out of it.
You had to do it.
No, he doing it.
No, he's doing it.
Yeah, no, for sure.
Does Brandon Marshall start the record for – You'll be straight. Yeah. Jules, it's all about not – out of it. You had to do it. He doing it. Oh, he's doing it. Yeah, no, for sure. Does Brandon Marshall still have the record for athletes?
You'll be straight.
Yeah.
Jules, it's all about not letting your brain spiral when you are missing a few things.
Because you're going to feel naked.
You're going to feel vulnerable.
I feel like Brandon was helping the other Brandon.
You're accusing me of helping Brandon Marshall?
Dude, Brandon was holding.
Yes, you was like, oh, I can't say no.
I help everybody.
I'm the helper. Oh no no cam new cam and then we're going and you're like holding their piece the
whole time i did not i hold everybody's piece no you're like going and shagging all the foot i will
hold every penis in here during the act challenge god this is the show wait so kent state legends yeah you and kb talking or we're like the mike's
place menu of shows a lot a lot to offer a lot to offer yeah mike's place nothing incredibly good
i lived in indian valley yeah over for a while oh it was right over there wasn't it
right that was off the beaten path.
It was.
And then we had the football house down there.
Okay.
Like, if you kept on.
I forgot.
Was it 59 or something?
I don't even remember.
You ever fuck with the wrestling house?
I remember the name.
Jermaine Porter?
Yes.
Porter.
Yeah.
Porter.
He was a hoss.
I don't remember seeing anyone, really.
There. Like, in general? When you were in football, I was a transfer from JUCO. I don't remember seeing anyone, really.
Like in general? When you were in football, I was a transfer from JUCO.
I didn't stay in the dorms ever.
So my college experience was kind of...
You just went to practice? You didn't go to class?
Sometimes I didn't.
Did you ever go to College Fest?
I did. That was May 4th.
That was a big thing. I was the last one.
We used to celebrate the hardest and party the hardest on the day of the state.
Troopers shot three of our—
Oh, jeez.
I got arrested for smoking weed in that May 4th memorial.
Did you?
I got an open container.
I got that, too, my first day.
Hey, you want to know how they got me?
You want to know how they got me?
Wait, you got an open container?
Yeah.
They're good with that.
It was a sly sly move
so college fest or whatever may 4th we're on sherman street they have shermania going
and you go from house to house and i'm sitting there and everyone there's a keg and i'm like
i'm gonna bring my own bottles you know starting quarterback that i was going to bring bottles i want some you know premium beer so i roll over and i step one foot off the lawn to go to the next house same
a van opens up same opens up comes out and says drop it i'm like drop what
literally give me i got arrested for it i a ticket. I was a freshman first day.
I bought a beer from a frat guy.
Yeah.
Didn't have access.
Stepped off the lawn onto the sidewalk, thrown in a van.
Yeah.
I start crying in the van.
I said, I'm a wrestler.
I'm on scholarship.
They heard that one.
You can't do this.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a wrestler.
I'm on scholarship. If you had a red a red cup though they didn't get you just because they couldn't they couldn't tell you could yeah it
was because i wanted what premium band no i don't even remember i think core is light because
everyone in ohio like bud light the or miller like the like the cincinnati kids like miller
and on the west, we always drink.
You know, I watch my dad drink in Coors Light.
Those like big party days on campus, like the campus police, like that's their Super Bowl.
Like we're just going to fucking bring it up.
They had to be in unmarked cars, right, for y'all not to see them?
Yeah, no, regular van.
Rape van.
Rape van, yeah.
And they just show up? So, yeah, the van is filled van. Rape van. Rape van, yeah. And they just show up.
So, yeah, the van is filled with kids who just got arrested.
A lot of us crying.
Wait, so they do it while still people in the van, too, arrested, handcuffed?
I didn't see.
Yeah, I mean.
This was your first day of college, Kyle?
First day.
And then the last weekend was the weed incident.
What was that?
Lit up a bowl for the first time because the season's over.
I don't get drug tested.
And as soon as I lit it up, I see a female cop running toward me.
And I freak.
My boys are like, let's run, let's run.
And I just froze and got it.
Damn.
Do you have paranoia?
A lady cop?
Have you developed paranoia from this?
Because I feel like those two experiences fucked me up. experiences irreversible trauma whenever i like smoke or drink did you cry that time no that was more like just devastating jesus do you wish you would have ran
um yeah i think i would have outran her. Your boys got away though, right? No.
Y'all all stayed.
They went down with me.
Oh, damn.
My boy Del took the whole charge.
He said, yeah.
Oh, he said it was mine.
It was his.
Oh, okay.
He said he didn't have to do that.
No, he better took that charge.
It's yours.
Was he on the wrestling team?
We all were, yeah.
We got arrested a lot, our team.
Yeah. That's crazy. Because Kent was on the wrestling team? We all were, yeah. We got arrested a lot, our team. Yeah.
That's crazy.
Because Kent was on the cusp.
It was, like, not quite a big party school, but also.
So you had to, like, have some fun.
Well, what people don't realize about Kent, it's the second biggest school in Ohio.
I didn't know that.
It's huge.
But there's a large population of the school are commuters.
Yeah.
You get, like, a lot of that night class folk.
Yeah.
Which I did when I was training for the Combine or training for my pro day.
I would go work out in Cleveland, and then I would take these night classes at like 5 o'clock.
You were still taking night classes when you were getting ready for your pro day?
Well, I didn't know.
I was going, order back the receiver.
I was like, man, I might have to need this.
I would 100% never need to go back to school.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It was a good routine.
Did you graduate?
You ended up graduating?
Yeah, I graduated in 2019.
Nice.
It took me 14 years.
Some would call that a doctor.
What happens when you, like...
I walked. Yeah, so what happens when you like i walked yeah so what happens though
at the end like so you you go play in the nfl for a decade plus and you're like wait i should get my
degree do they actually make you take no so i um yeah that's a good question great question you
you got a lot of super bowl rings yeah let me slide by this one um my uh my second year in the
league we had the lockout so i took online
classes i i needed like fucking 12 credits or something like so it's like three classes or
something so i did one class i did two classes i uh failed one while i was in the nfl what class
it was uh some math class that's amazing not a math guy yeah That's amazing. I'll do it. Not a math guy.
Yeah.
And then the other one was like construction worker or something.
Oh, yeah.
You took math and construction worker.
Yeah.
Construction worker online.
And so.
The construction work class was online?
Yeah.
It's just Jules watching Bob the Builder.
That was something like contractor or something. of those things uh so i took two
classes i got three more credits so i needed after that like nine because i didn't get the other one
and so i went to superbowl mvp
right and i hit a failing a class i hit up the university i'm like hey um i want to get my degree
you know like and we've been talking for a few years you know before that and i talked to the
president university and uh i said can i do like uh internship or can i have someone one of your
people come follow me for a day and see my business and stuff what i do and so what we do is we would talk on
the phone for like two hours once a month and she'd break down all like my uh charity work and
how i would be distributing stuff and and then they gave me my degree so that was it you should
talk to someone on the phone yeah for like like seven eight times and i had to write a paper on like all my my foundation
and je11 bram yeah that's a lot of though but honestly it was like i learned so much from doing
all that shit you know and and you learn stuff that you don't really learn yeah cool you know
through experience you're trying to find a way around it yeah i'm with you i would always cram and cheat and i felt like i would learn saying a lot yeah trying to cheat
yeah oh yeah oh i know the exact day it was like in like seventh or eighth grade when i figured out
that the back of the book had the math answers that's when i stopped i only had the even i only
had to even never never learned i never got below a 50, though.
Right, exactly.
You just scribble something for the evens.
Being like, ah, I was trying real hard.
Wait, Delaney, did you finish your degree later?
No.
Oh.
No.
I'm thinking about going back.
I haven't decided yet.
So you just got to do what?
Yeah, Jules, just talk on the phone.
Win Super Bowl MVP.
Yeah, if it was as easy as my third Super Bowl too, though.
It's not like, hey, why? It's's tough they ain't giving it to me too easy like we want you to come to school
oh no i really don't want to come up there
going like taking a test just thinking about taking a test right now gives me anxiety
having to take a real test Yeah Yeah
I've been out of
A school for
But now
Does homework even exist?
With like AI
It's on computer now
Yeah
Everything is on computer
I don't know
But all that stuff
Like I haven't done
I haven't read a book
That I've been assigned
Or taken a test
In like 16 years
Yeah I would freak out If I had to take a book that I've been assigned or taken a test in like 16 years.
Yeah.
I would freak out if I had to take a test.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would too.
Like your brain, that's a whole part of your brain that just not, like it becomes completely locked.
I don't know how to like learn anymore.
Right.
I think I've capped.
We should take the Wonderlic.
No.
How'd you guys do in the Wonderlic?
I mean, they didn't tell me I did that.
They didn't tell you.
Well, I didn't take it, I don't think.
You didn't take it?
What you mean?
I don't think so.
I mean, I just had pro day.
I wasn't out. Oh, yeah.
I was at pro day, too.
And we had to do it.
Yeah.
So some pro days did it and some didn't.
But I'm saying they don like tell us any of the
answers no the fucked up thing is they bring us in they don't tell you anything and they don't
tell you how long you have yeah so i'm sitting here thinking we have like 45 minutes to an hour
i'm double checking i only did like fucking 8 10 15 problems like 30 answers the test and that must
have been the wonderlick that's not like they're
sitting there you're about to take the wonderlick test like we were all in a room yeah you fill out
a couple things and then just go i'm literally right now in real time just assuming that that
was the wonderlick oh wow i mean they yeah yeah i guess so the only grade what you answer that's
the that's the good part the only grade what you answer so But they publicize the worst score.
Only quarterbacks.
If quarterbacks get a bad score, they publicize it.
Did C.J. Stroud kill that other test that came up?
The S2, is that what it's called?
Yeah, he got a 6.
He got a 6 and everyone's like, he's a bust.
And now he's killing it.
That has to be the end of that test.
He's like, I play football.
Wait, he did poorly on that? He's like, I play football. I don't do tests. Yeah.
Wait, he did poorly on that? Yes.
Like, very, very bad.
I mean, his nerve rate.
And I think it probably didn't really mess up his draft stock.
He went second, right?
No, I didn't mess it up.
Yeah, and he's been awesome.
But, like, everyone was talking about it.
Like, it's a red flag.
Yeah, that test completely has no merit anymore.
Yeah.
You know what this guy will say.
He'll be like, you know, it tells you something, but not the whole picture.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like when I sit down and ask him, like, if their mother was a whore,
that tells you something, but not the whole picture.
Yeah.
We should take that test.
We should write some questions.
All of us take that.
Yeah.
We sit down and just ask insane questions like that and see how we'd handle it.
What was the craziest question you got asked?
Don't point at me.
Did you get any interviews?
No.
Did you?
Yeah.
What did they ask you?
Was I in a gang?
What?
Will, you didn't get asked that?
You didn't get asked if you were in a gang?
Did they straight up ask you that?
Yeah, it threw me for, I'm like, oh, shit.
But I did have a tattoo that said, rest in peace, baby Casper.
So they.
He's obviously in the game.
Let's ask.
As soon as that was over, I had it covered up.
I'm like, oh, they already.
They don't want to give me no money.
A racial profile and it's a tattoo profile.
So what did you say to that?
I said, no.
No, sir.
I have friends that were a part of that, but not me, sir.
I play football.
That's why I'm here in front of you.
What team?
I want to say the 49ers.
And they drafted me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
They told me they was going to get me in the fourth round,
and I dropped all the way to the sixth.
So it could have been.
Yeah.
What was the craziest one you got asked?
I don't remember.
I didn't get anything crazy.
Huh.
Kyle told us.
I also didn't go to, like, I only had a pro day,
so my shit was makeshift at Kent State.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Kyle told us a great story about, I think it was Bill Callahan,
and he went into a meeting and Bill Callahan put on some tape.
No.
And was like, yeah, he's like, tell me who's blitzing here.
And Kyle paused, and Bill Callahan just said, nope, and walked out.
No, I've heard horror stories like that.
They'd be like, hey, draw a 4-3.
And they'd be like, oh, okay, we're done.
That's got to be the worst.
What?
Yeah, I couldn't draw a 4-3.
He'd just say, we're done.
And then they tell everybody.
They don't just keep that to themselves.
They tell all the other coaches.
Yeah, Bill, yeah, I've heard those stories.
And Bill's like that, too.
I think Kyle said, like, he looked over at the assistant.
No, can't play for me.
Yeah, and then just walked out.
It was like, you handle it.
And he, like, did another, like, 15 minutes with the assistant coach.
Yeah.
So when the Patriots came to work, they worked me out twice.
Ivan Fears, the running backs coach at the time
put me on the chalkboard and I I prepared a little bit I was I went up to my offensive
coordinator I was like yo I gotta go over these protections and shit they're I know these
Patriots are gonna do some stuff he put me on the board and I thought I was like done I was like, done. I was like, no shot, these guys like me. Because I was trying to, I forgot inverted six and what regular six was,
which is just safety placement now.
But, like, I was trying to take a cram course of all my protections,
and I was kind of bullshitting a couple.
He's like, so you're telling me he's on a double read?
I was like, yeah, against the oaky front.
You know, guard goes from tackle to swings out there completely.
And he goes, Ivan Fierce looked at me and just goes,
you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
It's going to be a terrible feeling.
I was like, yeah, coach, it was tough.
I just dropped back and I ran a lot.
Oh, yeah, you was a quarterback.
I was a quarterback.
Oh, my God.
What percentage of guys that get on an NFL field have no idea what the fuck's going on?
A lot.
In terms of, like, the whole scheme and are just like, I know on this play I'm supposed to do this, and that's all I really know.
You know what?
Where I played, I would say you didn't get on the field unless you knew.
Oh, yeah.
Now, if you were a special talent, you know, if you were a guy that could do one route really well or one thing really well,
they would build that into you and that would give you opportunity,
but you would have to grow off of that opportunity.
I thought it was different.
Our team was rad smart.
That's how I got my opportunities because I didn't fuck up a personnel group
or a formation in the huddle.
They rewarded guys if you knew that.
And if you didn't know that stuff, they weren't putting you in.
What about you guys that played for shittier teams?
Yeah.
Like what he said, if you had talent,
they kind of almost made the offense easier for you.
They tried to, like, build it in.
They might even tag your name on the route just so you can understand what
they're doing.
And it's just hurt.
But I can see playing for the Patriots, having Tom Brady,
he probably won't want you in the game if he got to make it simple for you.
If he can't give you a hand call, check Audible, you're beating us.
You can't get on the field.
Our teams, oh, no.
Hey, tell him what he got.
Hey, bro, you got the slant, man.
You're getting the ball.
Come on, G.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
I mean, yeah, there was times, though, where, you know,
if we were banged up at receiver and you had to have a practice squad guy
come up where there'd be some of that.
Yeah.
But the good quarterbacks, that's the difference, you know,
between quarterbacks.
A quarterback who goes in, he communic the difference you know between quarterbacks a quarterback who goes in he
communicates you know personnel group play and then gives individual coaching assignment that
we all were taught in our lessons hey Jim it's going to be covered too remember to get rid of
you know hey hey Rocky there's fucking you know this we saw this alignment from them you know
given those coaching points all within like 45 seconds,
or really it's like 28 seconds because of the going back and forth to the huddle.
Those are the badass dudes.
Yeah, that's true.
That's sick.
I know.
That's game managers.
You know what I mean?
You're just thinking of whether Tom Payton, some of the greats that are just in there
literally coaching while they're speaking. Yeah.
And speaking the same language that everybody's basically spoken all week long.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Or like, yeah, like they always, like Tom, he would.
Hey, babe, like on Thursday practice when we had that cover five look.
Let's bop them at the top.
I could mean anything
Starting with hey babe
Such a
Like the fact that Brady said babe to everyone
Oh he did
Yeah
He babed a lot of people
He called everyone babe right
A lot of people
Hey babe
Hey babe
Hey babe
In the middle of like the heat of the battle
Nah
It's a baseball talk
You think so You think that's baseball talk. You think so?
You guys baseball talk?
Nah, I think that's football talk.
Hey, babe.
Yeah, I feel like that was baseball talk.
You kind of have to be Tom Brady to get away with that, don't you?
Yeah.
Like if Mason Rudolph was doing that.
Yeah.
Well, I think it.
That's why Miles.
You know what I really think it is?
Hey, babe.
Hey, babe.
I really think it is. It's a way of not knowing having to know everyone's name. Yeah, for sure. You know what I really think it is? Hey, babe. Hey, babe. I really think it is, it's a way of not knowing, having to know everyone's name.
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I mean?
Like, chief or pal.
The guy's been in fucking, he's been on 20 different teams.
Brandon, you're like that with producers around here.
Hey, babe.
Yeah.
I'll say that to my sister.
Oh, wow.
Jesus.
What?
Oh, wait, what? Did I say that out my sister Oh wait what
Did I say that out loud
Damn
What's up Spidey
You want to do the high noon ad read
Maybe catch a W
Please
We're going to do the challenge
Spider
Is it hard
No
I'm not good at this stuff.
But the trivia may be harder.
You're a professional athlete.
Can you, what's your, like, shooting?
Yeah, but that's, huh?
How are you?
I haven't shot a basketball probably in like a year.
That's a big difference.
A month or a year?
A month or a year?
A year.
Okay.
I went to Boston, went to the Equinox to sweat out some,
use the sweat room when I was boozing.
Brady's got a jumper, doesn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Brady can shoot.
You about to hit that tag?
You got to shoot to be able to shoot.
Like you got to go out and – I was never like a natural shooter.
I had to go practice and then I could shoot.
Wish we had a good shooter in here to talk to.
You're going to get some opportunity right here.
I promise you.
Anyway, we can't talk about shooting right now.
Go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
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It's going to be perfect.
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and i'm back i don't like doing those either all right so the challenge is this you start with a
corn you have to make a cornhole bag. After the cornhole,
you go over to the soccer net.
There will be a goalie in that.
He's an asshole.
You have to score a goal.
After that, you go to the wiffle ball bat
and you hit it above this line right here, above us.
You're standing over there.
That's going to be harder than throwing it up to yourself.
It's a thicker one, though.
It's easy.
After that, you pick up that football
and you knock one of those bottles off of that table,
all the way to the wall.
To the wall.
How many yards?
Okay.
Yeah, the football is on the other side of the court.
Is it a broken-in football?
Or we got some –
I wouldn't say it's broken-in.
It's flat.
Yeah, it's flat.
So it ain't going to bounce back to you.
I don't think that football is flat.
Yeah, you'll be all right.
It ain't going to bounce back. Soccer is going to be your football's going to happen. You'll be all right. It ain't going to bounce back.
Soccer's going to be your hardest thing.
Yeah.
Because he's a motherfucker in goal.
Yeah.
Who's goalie?
Mallison.
Mallison.
He's the worst.
He's a world-level lacrosse player.
Well, it's not an Olympic style yet.
Well, Czechoslovakia finished first.
Olympic hope.
I've seen him.
I'm going to get a picture of him.
Right there.
There's his feet.
And you seem like a decent dude, so I could see a world where you want to,
like, not go super hard.
He's an asshole.
He will not give a fuck.
He will be an asshole.
You can't touch him.
He's going to go hard on you, too.
I guarantee it.
He will go hard on you.
He's going to go hard on you.
Don't feel bad if you just rocket one off his face.
He deserves it.
He's right there.
I won't.
He's actually pretty good, so I promise you.
Uh-oh.
A lot of pressure here.
A lot of pressure here.
That was a good kick.
That was a good kick.
Oh!
That counts.
That counts.
That counts.
What?
That should count.
It went off the back of the hot hoop.
It went off the field.
Oh, yeah.
The shot.
Oh, don't worry.
I was 20. I was the field. Oh, yeah. The shot. Oh, don't worry. I was 20.
I was 21 shots.
I missed 21 in a row.
How many are you going to make?
Just one.
One.
One.
One.
Oh, man.
We should get this guy with all the paint on him.
This is my first time in Chicago.
It's pretty cool here.
Yeah.
You guys like it?
I like it a lot
Yeah it's
I love it as a city
Just hate the weather
Yeah
It's freezing
No it's been great
Yeah I'll take a couple of those
Y'all wanna give him a look
And see how that trivia look too
What's the trivia
You gotta
10 sparkles
Trivia's not that
It won't be that bad
What are you talking about?
I had a tough one.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.
But I'm saying –
We don't know what you're going to get.
You don't know.
It's a roll.
You don't know.
We rolled up on Friday.
So on Friday we had – I created a game called roll up, roll up, roll up.
So if you spin the wheel and it hits on you,
you have 15 minutes to get a random person to come roll up.
So we had two random dudes just on the yak on Friday.
Like, Mook called him, and he was like, yeah, I'll be there in five minutes.
Guy who just, like, works financial analysts, like, down the street.
So he did it.
He finished the whole athletics portion in 45 seconds.
Took him five minutes to do the sparkle.
Couldn't name a dog.
He couldn't name a dog breed.
It was incredible.
It was insane.
Australian Labradoodle.
You'll be fine.
Was it like the most popular dog breed?
Yes. He couldn't get one.
And there were ten. And Chihuahua, Labrador.
Countries that have won
Olympic medals.
Yeah.
Or West Olympic medals.
And he kept on yelling Hitler at us.
And he wouldn't say Germany.
He forgot.
He would just say Hitler right back.
Yeah.
Who is this guy?
That's Brett.
A random dude named Brett.
I feel for him.
That's dumbass Brett.
Two phones.
Two phones.
Oh, he had two phones.
All right. Two phones Two phones Oh yeah Two phones Alright Teezy
Do you want to
Spin the wheel
And see
Who will go
To show Jules
How it's done
Sure
I gotta take off
My watch
No you don't have to
I don't like to shoot
With the watch on
Take it off then
Yeah you don't
It's comfy
Are you good
At this stuff
No
Once you
Once it goes south You you have to decide,
should I be a cool guy who just takes it easy,
or do I hustle and look like a fool?
Yeah, you shift into image control mode after about two and a half minutes
where you're just like.
If you're still stuck.
How many minutes do I.
It takes.
What's the average?
We could pull up the.
Big cat has a high score.
You just got it.
Let's see what size.
140 or something. When you own the place. I created the game. It's kind of like playing a kid that has a pool score you just got it what size i uh 140 or something when you own
the place i created the game a kid that has a pool table well here's the thing it's like you see i
just play pool with the kid who had a pool at the end of the game too i just got out of breath
kicking a soccer ball so it's like it doesn't have to take it's not like are you in shape
you're plus 1500 to have the best score. Over under a minute 56 for you.
Hmm.
Yeah.
This is all
the scores.
When did you retire?
Three years ago.
So we retired the same year?
No.
I'm not.
You're dumb.
What year were you drafted?
06.
You played, what, 16, 15?
15.
Were you drafted with Antonio Gates?
Huh?
No.
No, he was a year before me or two years before me, yeah.
Will played almost nine.
You were a monster.
In Tennessee, right?
You were in Tennessee for a while.
The Niners.
The Niners. The Niners.
Wait, when did?
Was it nine or ten?
It was ten when I didn't get it.
Wish I had them rings like you, though.
It was ten when we sabotaged them.
For a long time, no ring.
So you played ten?
Oh, that's luck.
Played nine.
Situation, ecosystem.
You son of a bitch.
What are you asking?
I was asking him.
He's fucking around over here.
Well, I couldn't remember.
Will's confused it enough where it's like 11 years.
I don't know.
I mean, debatable.
So 10 never happened.
10 never happened.
So nine seasons.
That's the nine season.
Nine was not real.
Nine credited years.
Was nine real?
Yeah, nine is real.
Yeah, he went to Oakland, right?
Are you trying to slide in on the practice squad year?
Is that what you're doing right now?
I'm just wondering.
I do that with Amit Dholad that with i'm just wondering how many years
bro that's what that's practice squad year bro you hey back in the the older practice squad days
when it can only be like eight guys like having to do fullback tight end linebacker we had to
cover every goddamn special teams rep. Oh, those guys.
And come in early.
Worked, bro.
Yeah, and came in early to watch film.
Yeah.
I would be like dozing off.
The new rules, though, don't even allow all that stuff.
Nope.
And they got 16 guys.
Would you watch the games from home?
Yeah.
Or they give you a box.
That's got to feel so weird.
Was it so weird?
It was weird, but after like one week, you kind of like –
when you're on practice squad, you're already bummed
because you're not on the actual – you're not on the team.
Would you watch with other practice squad guys?
No.
So when I like with my first check, I bought like a second TV
and then I got the new GTA V and I would go side by side.
I wouldn't even watch the game.
You wouldn't even really watch.
My boy would come up from the naval base out in Virginia Beach.
He'd drive, and we'd just go double TVs and either play Madden or GTA V for three days straight.
And the other TV would have the game on or no?
No, no, no.
Oh.
If we were playing Madden, we'd both be doing like our own Dynasty.
Or GTA, we'd be playing together online.
We wouldn't be playing each other in Madden?
Only sometimes.
The two TVs had nothing to do with this story.
We like to do all the sliding.
You just kind of wanted to brag a little.
No, because the two TVs had nothing to do with your plan.
Are you watching our show off?
Yeah, we were not watching the game.
We're trying to play GTA V together and grow our money
so that way we could buy the cars, the hoes.
What team was this?
The penthouse on top.
I don't think he's talking about football at all right now.
Yeah, right.
I'm so confused.
He's asking about you.
What was the first TV showing?
I'm playing GTA on my screen.
He's playing GTA on his screen. Oh, your separate screen.
You guys have the cars in the home.
We asked if you had to watch the games at home.
You were like, I bought a second TV, actually.
But then it was.
In that story, I did allude to we didn't actually watch the game.
We never actually watched the game.
We see how we can get confused on this path.
I can see that. I literally was like, yeah, did you watch the game. We never actually watched the game. We see how we can get confused on this path. I can see that.
I literally was like, yeah, did you watch the game?
He was like, yeah, well, here's the thing.
I said no.
I got a second TV.
Okay, yeah.
Five seconds.
So wait, why would your buddy come and play next to you
when you could play online?
Because, you know, that was a transitional period
of going from playing all in the same house
in the same room to getting online fully.
Now that would feel a lot.
Got it.
And he was living on a base, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
There's a ship.
He was living on a ship.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a great answer.
Thank you, Nick.
So y'all was in D.C.?
Yeah, yeah.
He would drive all the way from Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
He's a good friend.
He is a good friend.
I'm telling you right now, our practice squad guys,
you really saw, like, growth.
Because they would work those fucking guys.
They had to come in on Saturday and condition.
When we were going to travel, they were fucking working out,
and they were running the conditioning test.
I saw some guys become better pros being on the practice squad.
Well, I heard.
Well, we keep a green dot on.
Yeah, but we weren't doing – we had to do bullshit ass conditioning at 6 a.m on saturdays like hard the hardest shit all the time to where
it's like you know i can this is not like i can't do this forever and that sucked but all the
developmental stuff like you're reading shit on a card. Yeah. But you're getting a rep.
Yeah.
And you're getting a rep against a good guy.
Like when I was scout team guy, I loved it.
Me too. Because I didn't have reps.
I needed the reps for learning how to run routes.
No, that's fair.
You know what I mean?
And even though there's 10 different concepts.
Like when you're on the scout team, it's like, all right, hook.
Yeah.
All right.
You got a slant flat.
All right.
You got in cup or out cup break.
And so you basically just,
I would like trick my mind.
Like,
all right,
it's like our read route.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's what I do.
But I feel like offensively though,
you're,
you know,
you're wrecked.
You're reacting more like you're seeing actual concepts play out.
Yeah.
Based on the car,
like on defense, they're sitting there doing this,
but hey, I know you're supposed to be inside here,
but they kind of want you to fall for this outside.
Like Jordan Reed, fall for this part right here,
he's going to beat me anyway.
But it's like you've got to do things that they're telling you to
that's not necessarily – you're not necessarily playing like real coverage.
I can understand for the defensive guys because, I mean, fast forward to when, you know, I had a role and I was a player on the, you know, I had, you know, some reps and I was a guy.
I used to fucking get so mad at practice squad guys because they would tell them, like, all right, you start holding them.
If, like, the DBs held the team we were playing, start holding them right away.
So, like, we get getting fights with these guys.
These guys are barely making any money.
We're bitching at them.
Like, it's tough to be a defensive player, practice squad guy.
Do you think there's – has there ever been, like, a coach that is so in the weeds with scouting?
He's like, this DB talks a lot of shit, so our practice squad's got to talk a lot of shit.
Oh, no, that's the thing.
Yeah, that would rule.
They love nuggets.
Yeah, they love that. Oh, he does this. He's going to check you after every that's the thing yeah that would rule they love nuggets yeah they love that oh he does this he's gonna check you after every play like so check that dude check
Delaney after every play I'll be like dude what the hell and they'd have to act like they'd be
like oh he told they told me to do it because you know what I mean I'll get mad you have a separate
locker room when you're on the practice squad are you like no but you have an area you have an area
they in the back they have an area are you like an area. Are you, like, in the mix?
Do you feel like you're in the mix, like, off the field?
Or are you?
No, yeah, everybody in the locker room.
Yeah, you're in the mix.
Your locker may be in the back back, but you still can talk to everybody.
Yeah, depending on facilities.
Like, with the Titans, everybody had a locker in the air.
But the dudes, it was kind of in that back corner, though.
In the back corner.
But when I was in Washington, they had, it was metal lockers for the practice.
Oh, wow.
So you didn't have fun with, you know.
I want to retract something, by the way.
I apologize about the 2TV mishap.
You were just trying to be boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see how we got confused.
Yeah, no.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
But no, no football was being watched.
Just three days with your boy.
Yeah.
With his Navy, with your semen.
Playing video games As a professional athlete
Video games
Are so good for you
Because
We used to squad up
Yeah we used to squad up
On Call of Duty
Keeps you out of trouble
Like
Keeps your mind
Like I
That's what I used
Video games
I was terrible at all the games
Who else would squad up
But I just liked getting on there
So you could talk to your old friends
And it kept me out of trouble
Oh it's the best
Did you guys in the
On the Patriots
You guys have a Madden League?
Nah we used to all play Call of Duty
I remember playing Call of Duty
It was fucked up
Because
I remember playing Call of Duty
Early in my career
And I was still pretty dialed
And we had Randy come on
And he would play with us
In our group
Randy Moss.
And you'd just be sitting, and Randy's guy would just be, like, looking around.
And we'd be like, Randy, you good?
And then fast forward to, like, when I started playing Fortnite with these young dudes on the team,
I'm like that guy now.
It's so fucking – it's crazy.
The older you get, the worse you get.
Oh, yeah.
Can't see.
I haven't thought about the fact that we used to play Call of Duty.
This is going to make Nick very jealous.
I'm now remembering the squad we used to have.
It was me, Julian Edelman, Tony Scheffler, and Riggs.
No!
Riggs played with us, didn't he?
I'm pretty sure he did.
He's your boy, though, Nick.
I know.
That's why I'm jealous. I don't know. What was Riggs didn't he? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure he did. That's your boy, though, Nick. I know. That's why I'm jealous of him.
I don't know.
What was Riggs' gamer tag?
I can't remember.
I think it was...
I bet he was sick.
Yeah, probably was sick.
Mine's JuCon or something.
Pretty good.
Riggs was probably crazy, though.
Was he good at it?
I think he was.
Yeah.
Sounds like him.
Yeah, we used to squad up on Wednesday nights.
Yeah.
Hey, let's play Call of Duty for a few hours.
I miss video games so much.
Ours was Madden and 2K.
Yeah, Madden and 2K.
Guys would argue their ass on 2K.
All the brothers loved 2K.
Loved it.
2K all day.
Hey, P, who's top five point guard?
You got so-and-so on there?
They'd always argue about Allen Iverson.
It was always funny.
All black guys always had PlayStations,
and nerdy white guys always had Xboxes on their phones.
You'd have the Wisconsin linemen, they'd have Xbox and stuff.
You'd see all the brothers, they all got PlayStations.
Are you hip with the hypothetical of the racial game?
I don't really know.
He kind of popularized it.
Oh, the all white versus all black.
Also, Jules would be like have to play both ways if he was still playing.
Yeah, he would.
Absolutely.
We could do it all, you know, greats.
Didn't you say you was going to add him, though?
Jules?
No, no, no.
You said.
No, Big Cat came up and was saying, like, hey, he said that, yeah.
I was like, Jules is coming in there.
He might have to be starting DB.
Yeah.
I mean, legit.
I mean, I don't think he would want to play DB,
but with the lineup that I put out there.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, it must have been hard to build that one, man.
I had to leave a lot of y'all i was like man the
guys they said we had to cut it down. That's the list we got.
Y'all squad will be arguing up until game day.
On the offensive side, maybe.
But the defensive side, I got everybody.
They be arguing?
There's too many guys to choose from on their team.
Like, ours is pretty much all the cats would know who's going to start,
who's going to rotate in.
I'll tell you what, when Will made his video, I was like,
I think we got a shot. And then I saw Del delaney's team and it was like jalen ramsey and in sauce garden i forgot how
many black dudes it would be the corners it'd be a situation no that was will's like white dudes
would be able to get open on the best corners will like because everyone's got that corner
for the white guys wouldn't be able to stop them will aj best corners will like because everyone's got that corner for the
white guys wouldn't be able to stop them well aj brown you're three yeah yeah will did a great job
look at this list will did a great job of pumping us up you gotta watch the video after this jules
he did a great job of pumping us up and then he got to the corners and he was like listen
we're gonna play a lot of zone yeah like Jules, we'd have to drop eight.
You'd have to play four underneath and four deep.
Just don't get beat on double moves.
Don't get beat deep.
I mean, with J.J. Watt, you can rush three and maybe get a little pressure.
T.J. Max, the Bosa brothers.
I mean, but the front line, both front lines are going to be unstoppable.
The tweets about the Bosa brothers were killing me.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, they're like, Bosa brothers getting ready for it.
It was all like LeBron getting hyped up.
Are you guys going to go for two every time?
Look, so this is the Pro Bowl, right?
So we're not kicking in the Pro Bowl.
You don't kick in the Pro Bowl.
See, people keep forgetting.
Oh, this is Pro Bowl.
Pro Bowl.
Yeah, it's Pro Bowl.
So is it flag?
I guess it's going to be flag now.
That doesn't help us.
It can't be flag, but
like he said, if we
want to keep it real, the Pro Bowl
is flag now. It's not tackle football
anymore. Let's just say a game.
I don't know. We
really need these kickers. You're trying to
move the goalposts. We need special teams to be part of this.
If I get a kicker, it's got to be Reid from Kansas City.
We have no black kicker in the NFL.
Marquette King.
No, he's a punter.
He's a punter.
A punter is different.
Yeah, a punter is different.
We got a punter.
We just don't have a kicker.
Oh, Joe Cinco, baby.
What about the Wisconsin, fuck, what's his name?
Agunwale.
Remember he came in for the Texans?
Oh yeah, he kicked the
from 30 yards.
I mean, either one of those guys,
but we still don't have a long snapper. When would you
ever have to? You're not going to need a kicker.
We won't have to punt. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
I guarantee you. Who's the tight ends?
Man, i went with
cal pits and then david uh the joko and joko and but we could have went down waller that's what i
was saying we got these are easy we got to make a couple trades they get kelsey get sauce nah we
ain't giving you sauce yeah we'll give you kelsey no we're not doing that. You got to take a four-tier. Imagine getting traded to the white team.
You got to take a four-tier DB.
You got a big guy named Sauce on the white team.
Yeah, you got him Sauce on the white team.
Yeah, we got Sauce.
Tartar Sauce.
What's up with this flag football?
Is it going to take off in the Olympics?
I think it is.
Yeah, I think it is.
I know, but do you think a lot of our guys are going to go out and play?
No.
Doubt it.
No.
I would.
If I was in my prime, I would go get a fucking medal.
We probably still can.
What they said, they wanted us to try out for the team.
They encouraged.
They go, try out for the team.
Wait, could you?
You're going to tell me Sauce Gardner is going to have to try out for the goddamn.
I know, because you got to think about it.
It's a different game.
These dudes are used to turning their hips, dipping and diving.
We run people over.
We try to swap hands down.
There's dudes that don't get touched on the field think i think tyreek would be a great fit be insane great i don't think so
imagine lamar playing flag football yeah i guess you'd never be able to get his flag no that'd be
fun that's gonna be fun though i'm gonna i would never i never thought i would say i'd be excited
to watch flag football i know until it got on the world stage.
Yeah. And I'm like, all right, maybe.
I mean, I was watching it when it was at the world's game.
I watched it the few years it was at the world's game,
and it was pretty good.
I mean, Mexico was unstoppable.
Really?
Yeah, Mexico was unstoppable.
Yeah.
The girls, I met a bunch of the girl players on our national team,
and they're studs.
Yeah.
That's like the fastest growing female sport.
I bet.
Like one of our security guards who runs our whole security operation, Mike, he's from Staten Island.
He coaches his daughter.
And I was asking him about it.
He's like, most schools are now giving scholarships for flag football.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, it's the fastest growing scholarship opportunity.
I got to get my little kid in.
They're introducing it to junior high school, high school now.
They're going to have flag football.
Girls play football everywhere now.
Yeah, it's like a ton of colleges are giving scholarships.
Because of Title IX, they got to give an even amount.
Unfortunately.
I mean, it's big if it's going to be.
Oh, no.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I don't know how that's going to last.
I think the title.
Yeah, I think football is going to go into it. That whole thing that Chip Kelly said was kind of logical.
Yeah.
That's where it's heading.
Those are all the jokes, too, that what happens.
Like, oh, it kind of sucks for all those Pac-12 teams.
If you're not playing football, you're literally just sitting in an airport
waiting to fly all the way across. they're all gonna go so it's i football ncaa football is just gonna
it's no different than like cable to streaming they're in the streaming phase and now you know
how like in streaming they've just bundled all the streaming yeah they just made cable again
like we're gonna get to a point in like 10 years they're gonna be like why is oregon flying all
the way to new jersey why doesn't oregon just play in like a pod against like you know washington and in usc it's like well
you're just making the pack yeah again yeah all the other that again yeah and then it's just going
to be we'll be back to where we started all the other sports are like the red boxes that are still
downtown yeah block figure it out yeah yeah cbs pretty. It's pretty apt. Like, hey, we should just get these. All right, are we cool?
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
That's good.
All right, TJ, you want to spin the wheel and see who's going to go first?
Yeah, who do you want?
Do you want everybody?
Who might take him off this wheel?
What do you go?
You go.
Yeah, put everyone.
A toss, a throw.
Yeah, you can watch one because we like to do a couple times.
It's the company you keep.
Yeah, to everyone.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Brandon.
Thank God it wasn't you. Did he know?
I know.
Brandon always go good, though.
He always start off good.
Brandon.
You know he wants to because he's trying to get that record.
Well, I think Brandon wants to try to beat my time.
What'd you get?
I'm second.
No, no, no, you're not.
I am, Brandon.
I'm second.
He did.
I did.
Was I here the last time you went?
I went.
Again.
Again, yeah.
Okay.
Come on, Brandon.
Uh-oh.
What?
What?
You get a little tired out there i'm gonna just be honest with
you yeah you're shooting i drank some beers last night bro when i the first time i went and i was
shooting the threes like my legs were like giving out stew fighter tore his quad it's just when i
got here i was gassed stew fighter had 16 straight air come out here yeah every every tuesday when i
need to see him i haven't oh i wonder if he here. I don't think I've ever met him.
I just think he's funny.
Fasoli, is Stu still here?
What?
Yeah, text him.
Yeah, Stu had 16 straight air balls.
I didn't have air balls.
I wonder if I'm going to be strong or light on the shot.
Your first one may be light because you got to get used to it.
I air balled the first one and then brick, break, break, break, break, break.
Just really bad.
All right.
You ready, Brandon?
Tell me when you're going to start with the goalie kick.
No.
Oh, he's going cornhole.
I am good.
All right.
Let's go, B.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's over.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's over.
Just got to get one.
That's a wrap.
Brandon.
Just bump it in.
Atta boy.
There you go.
We're proud of you man
Alright here comes the shot
So you get to shoot those three
Oh
Oh
First shot
If you don't hit the first three drills
You can go anywhere
You can like go and try to score right up against them
Home run is just above this
That's tight
He can't hit the ceiling
Whoa
Jeez That's it nope too high
oh he stinks drive pretty much
there you go i was out of anger all right football
nope ah i think it hit the table.
I thought it worked.
I would have gave it to you.
There you go.
Oh, he's zesty.
Oh, he's zesty.
He got a shot.
He got a good little shot.
He's tall.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
All right, one more.
He's going to get really angry.
Okay.
There it is.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He's a good shooter, too.
I know.
He missed to you.
Something's amiss.
This is a problem Oh no
Getting tired
Oh no
Oh no
Oh you're getting tired
Cash
Oh no
This is bad
This is really really bad
Really bad
He's not allowed to talk shit on me being above him anymore.
I think this is doing it like this on purpose.
No.
No.
This is mental weakness.
Knowing him, he would never do this.
He would never try to make somebody feel more comfortable.
No, he's just bad.
Yeah, he's boiling.
This is incredible.
Oh, my God.
You know who would kill this?
Gronk.
Yeah.
Gronk's really good at cornhole.
He's good at this.
He can shoot real.
How would he do a trivia?
Yeah.
I got to see.
Yeah.
Depends.
He's kind of got like.
We're witnessing a very general.
This is historic.
Yeah.
How many misses is this?
So many.
It's like 20 misses. This is historic. Yeah. How many misses is this? So many.
It's like 20 misses.
Stop rebounding.
God.
Jump, baby.
Use them legs.
Oh, no.
He still has to wheel it down to make another.
Yes.
There it is.
Woo!
What is this? You have to shoot at the other end.
You got to shoot at the other end.
You got to hit one on both ends.
Oh, both ends?
You're going to get that one.
That's good.
Stop leaving.
Follow your shot.
I hate seeing this, man.
I love it.
Nah, it's like seeing your dad get punched.
So as bad as this is, we still had guys do much worse.
All right. Oh, yeah. Here he comes. All right. Good work. That's how we go. All you need is 10 answers. It's like seeing your dad get punched. So as bad as this is, we still had guys do much worse.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Here he comes.
All right. Good work.
That's how we go.
Why are you so good at that?
And it could be any category.
Apple.
Eight schools with more than two.
Apple.
Hiked it already.
You got it.
Okay.
Sorry.
Billy Joe.
Fuck.
I didn't even know his last name.
Seven NFL teams with one letter.
Z.
No.
Z.
In their logo.
I don't understand that.
Say more pies, man.
Schools with two basketball titles.
That would be like the Packers.
Eight schools with more than two.
Duke.
What?
North Carolina.
The Packers with just a G?
Kentucky.
How?
The Packers logo is just a G. Kansas. Is it? Yeah. Packers. See? Kentucky. How? The Packers logo is just a G.
Kansas.
Is it?
Yeah.
Packers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The G.
Villanova.
Yeah, I forget.
Green Bay.
Yeah.
Indiana.
That same Georgia G, too?
Yeah, I was going to say.
I kept on looking at the Georgians.
Magically delicious. So you I was going to say. I kept on looking at the Georgians. Magically delicious.
So you need to get one in each category?
Four-leaf clover.
No, you just need to get ten total.
Got it, ten.
You could get any one you want.
So you could just roll down.
That was not that bad other than the basketball.
You could just roll down one category.
What are the other teams?
Yeah.
Can we see the other teams?
Dude, this is going to be hard.
I was going to say Cues. Bears, Commanders, Bengals, Titans. Ravens, Fouts. Can I get the other teams? Dude, this is going to be hard. I was going to say Cues.
Bears, Commanders, Bengals, Titans.
I'm like, got to be Cues.
Ravens, Fouls.
Can I get a couple shots?
Yeah, you can warm up a couple shots.
I'm going to help you.
I got you.
That was tough, Brandon.
Yeah, don't.
I was there.
I saw it.
I know it was tough.
That was like 20 shots.
Everything was good until the basketball.
I know.
Did you see the soccer? Soccer was incredible. Wow, yeah, that was great. That was like 20 shots. Everything was good until the basketball. I know. Did you see the soccer?
Soccer was incredible.
Wow, yeah, that was great.
Pull up the soccer, TJ.
Yeah, pull it up.
Do you agree with the call on the football?
I'm old.
Do you agree with the call?
I think it did hit the table.
Yeah, you're right.
But you hit it right away the next one.
You were right.
You were right.
Everything was good but basketball.
Yeah, which is your strength.
It's over.
Basketball's over for me.
I beat Dwayne Jefferson in the 1997 slam dunk contest at West Point High School.
He played in Greece.
That's a good shot.
Did anybody else try Donnie's burger?
So good.
Oh, my God.
Maybe the best I've ever had.
He's such a good shot.
Is that good?
Did you try it?
Not yet, but I'm going to.
I just went back.
I was like, hey, I need a full one.
I know that would happen.
His cookbook is back in the store, by the way. There's only like 100 left. I'm going to eat one later went back. I was like, hey, I need a full one. I know that would happen. His cookbook is back in the store, by the way.
There's only like 100 left.
I'm going to eat one later.
I didn't know it now.
It looked like fire, but it was just too much going on.
Apparently, in the new year, he's going to have a menu.
You can go sit down at the table.
All right, that's enough shooting.
That's enough warm-up.
Really?
Yeah.
Huge.
That's enough warm-up.
I mean, he could, yeah.
I have high hopes.
He'd be like one of them cats, too, that I could say there's eight
teams at the table.
You can only reserve.
Right.
You're booked out for like a month or two.
Soccer.
He can't make banana bread for shit.
If you miss those three, you can go up.
You try to score right away.
It's no rules.
You just got to get the ball in the hoop.
Everything in the net.
After the three, you can just do whatever you want.
Hey, do your joke. What's the joke? What's the joke? About the the hoop. I mean, in the net. After the three, you can just do whatever you want. Hey, do your joke.
What's the joke?
What's the joke?
About the little hoop.
That was Brandon.
That was Brandon's joke.
Oh, yeah.
Brandon, do your joke, buddy.
Brandon, do your joke.
Do the joke.
Do the joke.
I don't have a joke.
What's the little hoop?
Sit down on the mic and do it.
No, do the joke, Brandon.
Brandon, you do your joke.
What is it, Nick?
He wanted to tell Julian that that's the hoop he's going to be playing.
Say the joke into the mic.
No, say it. We can play the clip from yesterday from yesterday yeah we'll just play a clip from yesterday jules jules you see that little the little hoop over there he's he said yesterday
he's like oh i'll tell three two one all right you good
all right here we go three two one go
boys it's over it's a wrap that's a wrap boys oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Mental toughness.
All right, he made adjustments.
There.
There it is. There it is.
There it is.
All right, Malasek.
Watch out, Brandon.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Dude, he folds.
He folds.
He folds on anybody he thinks is like, oh, man, it's him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He blocked the shit out of mine.
He gets starstruck.
Oh, no.
That went between his legs.
Yeah, Delaney, are you offended?
There we go.
There it is.
Oh, he's cooking right now, boys.
Jules is cooking.
Not only is he cooking, but he also looks cool.
Yeah.
He's not even moving.
He's not trying.
He's just casual enough.
Yeah.
The lowered arm slot might be new.
You know he got so much.
But it's unforgiving.
Something might get him.
Nope.
Gotta go get the ball.
Let's see how he takes a little adversity.
Nope.
Oh, man.
Quarterback sucking.
Quarterback in college.
It's a nice ball.
There you go.
Yep.
Shot and shot.
Basketball. Oh, he's doing the casual walk. There you go. Shot and shot. Basketball.
Oh, he's doing the casual walk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good shot.
Yeah.
A little more.
No.
A little more.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Is he going to be real?
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh.
This is like a Brandon you're doing.
We call this a Brandon.
Something fascinating goes on with the amygdala.
Is that what it is?
Something in the brain.
These Kent State boys.
Oh, no.
Watch the tape.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
He did say he's not a shooter.
We have a three-point contest coming at 2.30 on Stool Streams.
He's got a decent-looking stroke.
I know.
He doesn't look bad doing it.
He just isn't even close to making it.
There we go.
Yep.
All right.
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Trivia.
After this composure.
Trivia, trivia, trivia.
You're sitting at two and a half minutes.
You're good.
All right, sit in your seat.
Sit in your seat.
You got to sit.
You'll see.
You get the mic.
Talk in the mic.
Ivy League schools.
That should be easy.
Top fruits in the U.S.
Top fruits?
Yeah.
Food, food, food.
Burger.
Put hamburger.
Pizza.
No, I'm at food fruits.
Wait, fruits.
Bernie Mac is a Kings of Comedy?
Yeah.
Ivy League schools.
Hey, Lil Wayne albums.
Ivy League.
Ivy League schools.
Harvard, Yale.
There you go.
Just rip them off.
Princeton, Brown.
Yep.
I'm tired.
That's it, right?
Penn?
Lil Wayne.
Lil Wayne albums.
Carter.
One, two, three, four.
Isn't there like five of them?
Yeah.
So that should be it.
Let's go.
Fuck.
Four.
IV.
Yep.
There it is.
All right.
That wasn't bad.
That shot got me. That shot got you. I told you how you tied. 323. All right. 323. Good job. That wasn't bad. That shot. I told you.
That shot got me.
That shot got you.
I told you how you tied.
I did.
Boy.
I smell like beer.
Where's he at?
That's fun.
Way to goaltend.
Where's he at?
That's pretty good.
He's above TJ.
Right below Mook. Yeah. Right below Mook. Let's get to life for you. That's above TJ. Right below Mook, yeah.
Brights get too light for you.
That's Hoot.
Yeah, see where – what was Cam Newton's time?
You're going to have to scroll down.
I struggled with the football and the shot.
Cam was four minutes and 56 seconds.
I have a workman's comp case, so hopefully they see that I'm really bad right now.
Delaney, do you want redemption? I don't think he does really bad right now delaney you want redemption i don't
think he does all right now not they're watching that will you want to go next yeah why next time
we gotta have one more person or do you want to do one duos we could do a duo do a duo
spin for a duos what's's a duo? Two people. You alternate. Yeah.
Can we get a water?
Hey, Connor, can we get a water? Thanks for shagging for me, bro.
Got you.
That was fun.
Enjoyed it.
You went like 20 minutes ago.
I was just with him.
He was hustling.
I also can't say anything because I shot two soccer balls and I was out of breath.
Thanks, bro.
You guys got perfect hydration.
It's a better water.
Well, this is the best water.
Yeah, body armor court.
All right, yeah, let's do one duos.
You want me to take the people that went today off?
Or take the people that have done duos already?
Yeah, keep everyone on.
I'll put everyone on.
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Let's do a duo.
I like the duos.
Yes, it was a hoss.
Oh. Okay. All right. Oh. Okay. Alright. Alright.
I'm in a duo?
Is this real random or is someone just doing it?
No it's completely random.
But who made this software?
You guys?
I think it's just a website called like We'll Decide.
Who am I calling?
We made it ours.
Oh.
Uh oh.
Oh alright let's go with Delaney.
Delaney you don't have to run. You alternate.
He could be at cornhole.
You could be at soccer.
Then one person's there.
All right.
Let's talk it out.
Oh, yeah.
Delaney, get that soccer, man.
Get it.
What do you want to do?
Let me do the baseball and the football throw.
No, that's back-to-back.
Oh, so we got to alternate.
So if you want me to do cornhole, you do soccer.
You want me to do cornhole?
Yeah, he doesn't want to do soccer.
He's traumatized.
Why?
Soccer's hard?
Once you miss the four, like, you know, you're trying to – it's tough.
Brandon did just set a record on his run.
Because he's usually solid.
I nutmegged him.
Yeah.
I'm being told Brandon set the record for most shots ever taken on the gauntlet challenge.
The best thing I was at is probably the most –
He doesn't have his headphones on.
I kicked the ball with my
kid now. So that's the one I'm doing
the most. Oh, it came into play.
Brandon, you set the record for the most
misses. That's the most shots it's
taken. 30 shots is the most shots of all time.
Beats KB. Did I just have that?
27. No. Adelman had 22.
At least you don't got soccer.
I said, hey, you want to do soccer?
You want me to do the cornhole?
You get tired at your shot.
He's doing a Delaney.
Exactly what Delaney was saying.
But I tied the record for quickest soccer make with one shot.
So if you look at it like that, I basically set a record just now.
As Scott O'Brien used to say.
He did.
Every play, whether good or bad, is a bit of experience.
I don't know
that I like that saying.
Why not?
Good wisdom.
When you get old
and somebody talks about
how experienced you are,
they're really just telling you
how old you are.
Right?
Like,
when you see,
like,
a restaurant
that's been around
for a long time,
does that make you
want it more or less?
I think it makes me
want it more. Would you want your girlfriend to be experienced a whore yeah we're ready i'm
thinking about my whore girlfriends right now all right uh tj you good yeah delaney you good
all right three two one go right. Here we go.
Oh, it's over.
It's a wrap.
There you go.
Big cat.
Every time.
There's a stop.
Oh, we're in trouble.
Oh, yeah.
Malasek's back in form.
Watch that yellow ball.
Oh.
All right.
Something's up with him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoa.
That hit the TV. Scared me. That's it. Something's up with him. Yeah. Yeah, is it? Whoa. That hit the TV.
Scared me.
That's it.
Football to Big Cat.
Basketball.
Nope.
No.
That wasn't close.
Nope.
No.
Actually, it's different.
The football is weirdly tough.
If you watch it on here, it looks like it's very easy.
I want everybody to experience the helplessness of the football.
Because once you feel it, it is the most...
Oh my God, it's brutal.
But a lot of these dudes have not experienced it.
I don't think Dan's ever really experienced it like this.
I don't think he's ever struggled like this.
Yeah, he's never struggled like this.
It'll change a man.
Yeah, we're watching the death of. It'll change a man. Yeah.
Yeah, we're watching the death of – And the hard part is running back to the line.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
Hang on, hang on.
Don't get out of breath.
Too out of breath now.
And is the ball going to bounce your way?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's a good bounce right there.
Good bounce right there.
There it is. Yeah. He needs this. Oh. Oh. no. Good bounce right there. Good bounce right there. There it is.
Yeah.
He needs this.
Oh.
Wet.
Trivia.
So do they both do trivia?
They both do trivia together.
As soon as.
Wet.
Trivia time.
Here we go.
Trivia.
Number one easiest book to find in the ocean.
Two NFL teams named after horses.
Broncos.
What do you guys think about that?
What do you think about that?
Four states to start with I.
Horses.
Soccer.
Indianapolis.
Colts.
Football.
Delaney, look at the ocean one.
Football.
Easiest book to find in the ocean.
Baseball.
States to start with I.
Basketball.
Three original Pokemon.
What book was started?
Ocean.
Yeah.
The three starter Pokemon.
Pikachu.
Pikachu.
No, no, no.
Five months with less than 31 days.
Cardinals.
States with I.
Warriors.
The first nine American Idol winners.
Blue Jays.
Think of Soul Patrol.
Where were we at?
New York. Indiana? New York.
Indiana.
New York.
What?
Well, the three original.
Chicago.
Yeah.
DC.
Hey, come on.
Hey, from the red version.
All right, there we go.
233.
Pretty good.
We're talking.
That football was bad.
It's all good.
It breaks you, right?
After like four misses
Is that your first
Real experience with the football
That was my worst
Yeah that was bad
Yeah
I was in Blue Jays
There's Blue Jays
Who's Lee DeWise
I don't remember now
Are you good at that one
Or her
No I hate the football
Lee DeWise
Where are we on the pros
Oh the Bible
Basketball
Yeah
That's the Bible
That would be the book
Yeah yeah that That would be the book in there.
Yeah, that would be the easiest book in the ocean, which is crazy.
Statistically.
Zoe, any shipwreck would have one, I'd imagine.
That's okay.
It makes sense.
Thank you.
Around any island.
I can't do it.
Damn.
I bet you every shipwreck has a Bible in it.
Yeah.
That's a good place.
People are not on my side with that one.
I know.
It's really big, though.
People are like, you just Google a shipwreck, and then you got it. Yeah, you go get a piss. People are not on my side with that one. I know. Ocean's really big, though. People are like, you just Google a shipwreck, and then you got it.
Yeah, you go get a Bible.
With no diving experience.
If Kyle ever finds a Bible in the ocean, he promised he'd become a priest.
Wait, what happened?
What do we?
What?
Did you know?
We had this big debate.
He thinks it would be hard to find a Bible in the ocean.
I think it would be easy.
They say the easiest book to find in the ocean was a Bible.
I think you could devote your life to it and would never achieve. The first ship easiest book to find in the ocean was a Bible. I think you could devote your life to it and would never achieve it.
The first shipwreck you find, you'd get a Bible.
But that's easier said than done to find a shipwreck,
dive all the way down there, scour through endless amounts of material.
If you're finding a book in the ocean, it's probably going to be a Bible.
But it would still take two lifetimes.
No, if you devoted your life to it, you could get one by end of the month.
No.
How much money do you have?
However much you have right now.
Endless funds?
No, no, no.
You can't use a team.
It's just you.
I'm getting James Cameron.
Yeah.
Or getting submersible, and we're fucking doing it.
You're going to find it.
What about that shipwreck where they found in Colombia like $400 billion or something?
Did you hear about that?
Yeah.
Oh, what happened?
There was like a, was it gold or actual money?
There was treasure.
And right now the Spanish government and Colombian government are like, I don't know, don't fact
check me, but they're arguing on whose gold it is because it's like a crazy amount of
like shit.
Shocking amount. i loved that shit when
i was a kid so how long would it take you to find a bible ah with i could probably do in a year
yeah kyle said two lifetimes i think one in a million people could do it quickly based on
nothing luck but the other that bible has to be in a chest though if it's not in the
chest the bible destroys so it could be deteriorated right it could be pretty bang it doesn't have to
be legible it has to have both testaments both testaments oh man yeah that's it could be a page
from each time to say that right now when are you going to the beach next um pretty soon probably
this year this winter b winter yeah I'm gonna go
dump some bibles
and I still wouldn't find it
what's the breaking
situation TJ
it appears somebody
has hacked the
Jerry After Dark
Twitter account
and they are
doing it
in the hopes
of getting a job
running the
Jerry After Dark
Twitter account
oh they're talking
to Lucas
oh they hacked it.
Jesus.
Man.
Didn't ask for a job. How dare you?
What the fuck?
25 years old from NASA. This is not the way to get a job.
I think it's kind of tight.
It's more of a chance than not.
I guess, yeah, you're right. That's usually how
people get hired. What else have they said?
Not the way to do it. In the FBI, motherfucker.
Way better chance than, like, sending your resume.
Yeah, true.
Oh, yeah.
Is Lucas in here today?
I want to know what the password was that this guy got in with.
I know.
Jerry.
It's dark.
Buddy thinks Jerry runs the UK.
Wait, that was Lucas responding?
That's Lucas as a foot, yeah.
Oh.
Wait. Why is Lucas a foot That's Lucas as a foot, yeah. Wait.
Why is Lucas a foot?
He was making fun of you.
This guy DM'd the account saying he could do better than Lucas.
Lucas responded, and so then the guy hacked the account.
Oh, okay, now his stock is going up.
Yeah.
Shit.
Might want to hire him.
Does he tweet anything else?
Microsoft hires.
They have email addresses you can email if you try to hack a Microsoft website.
They appreciate it.
Wow.
That's badass.
I think his next tweet is-
Don't they hire you when you hack it?
Yeah.
Because then they use your coding that you use, right?
Yeah.
So you can develop something better for them.
I think on principle.
Yeah.
His next tweet-
Mook, change our password.
Should be what, Mark?
His next tweet's the big one. I think he started out great. Yeah, he could make it great. Yeah. on principle yeah yeah his next week change uh change our password should be what mark his next
tweet's the big one i think i think he started out make it great yeah this is this is the legacy
tweet coming up for this kid let's refresh it let's see what it is not only is he trying to
get a job he's trying to get lucas fired oh that sucks i like yeah that part is the part i don't
like i hate that i like the there's a and we've said it a million times like the worst way to get
hired is to send us an email
being like, this person sucks.
Right.
Give me instead.
It's like an inside the walls thing.
Yeah.
But what could this guy do?
Like a gainer on video?
Yeah.
Oh, if he could do a gainer.
Ollie.
Ollie.
All right, let's give him some things.
Rail grind.
Ollie.
Swallow a big piece of food without chewing.
Like a sick.
He really.
Ball's in his court right now
I don't know about that
He's gotta do the two bite thing
Yeah
That's a really good idea
Make him do the two bite thing
He's gotta do like
500 rep
Like
Things of it
Send him meals
Yeah
A rail grind would be sick
A grind
Yeah
A rail grind would be sick
Skateboard or skates
Or rollerblades
Yeah We need to see what he'd look like first He may be some You know 30 year old fat guy A grind. A rail grind would be sick. Skateboard or skates or rollerblades. Yeah.
We need to see what he'd look like first.
He may be some 30-year-old fat guy living in his mom's basement.
Well, that's...
He'd be perfect.
That was the best part of Castellani's...
HR just called.
Spaces.
Castellani did Spaces the other night, and Jerry was moderating.
Oh.
And someone started talking.
It was like, Castellani, you just live in your parents' basement.
And Jerry was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a lot of guys here who probably live in their parents' basement.
I was one of those guys six months ago.
That's where he drew the line.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
He's like, listen.
Say whatever you want.
Yeah.
It's not shame that.
Yeah, Lucas might be in trouble place turned out nice guys yeah it's great it's pretty fun yeah you've been all
over the place yeah just traveling no i didn't work what you doing out in chicago this here
just this i haven't seen him in forever.
I haven't seen him on my way back.
You don't go to New York anymore for work, do you?
I don't go to New York.
I'm glad we shoot in L.A.
That's awesome.
That's going to be so much better.
Yeah.
I actually liked having pizza in New York on Monday, a burrito in L.A.
A little box in your Dumbo.
A little Dumbo box.
That was when I lived there, though. But but when i was commuting it wasn't bad i i mean you're so accustomed to the one day travel
as an athlete right in our space yeah where if you have a good routine it's not bad it's a hall
of a flight though i know that's what seems like it suck about la how often a year do you say fuck
it let's just go pj uh i don't you can't do coast to coast that's
so expensive yeah i'm not i i don't i i've done pjs i've bought a pj or rented a pj like twice
yeah i don't really do that i i got a lot of friends that have planes so you just go with
them yeah that's a waste of money for sure.
Do you sit first class?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
That's different.
That's different.
Yeah, I got to sit first. I need to drink and stuff, you know.
Yeah, that's true.
You were drinking on the way up.
Oh, yeah.
I drink everywhere.
Anytime I get on a flight.
I don't care.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Yeah, I do.
It was 7 o'clock in the morning.
I drank.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Why are you still explaining yourself?
Listen, man. It's a problem. He's like, yeah, you drank. Yeah, that's what it is. Why are you still explaining yourself? This man got a problem.
He's like, yeah, you drank.
I don't think my tone of voice was like that.
I got the jack.
Sounds like you're being judgmental.
No, Delaney, do what you need to do.
Get ready for the show.
If someone
told you don't drink on this flight,
you could just not drink, right?
You can drink whenever you want.
You want to drink on the game flight you could just not drink, right? Like, you do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to drink on the game flight? Stop like that.
On the way to the game?
Not to the game.
Not to the game.
On the way to the game?
I don't want to get nobody in trouble.
So, yeah.
You know.
You're out.
You're out of the league.
Yeah, but they still – the dude's still doing it.
I know he definitely still bringing the socks full of alcohol i was gonna say like duffel bags dudes have to own the
waitress no no it was just sitting up front you bring in all the bottles yeah but we don't bring
them you know who bring them oh he's still there chap ryan tannell he's the one who brings them
yeah yeah i mean don't say don't say that. Oh, you can talk.
You can speak like Lucas.
I mean, on the way back from a London trip, Darren Bates was lighting it up on the plane.
I mean, no.
I don't know nothing about that.
Are you a Florida State fan?
He's told the story on-rider.
Oh, yeah.
I went to Florida Gold.
He had Burt Kreischer on to talk about that national championship.
Messed up.
They should have been in the top four.
They got screwed.
No, the national championship they won.
Oh.
What was it?
2013.
2013.
I was on games with them.
Mark, is Donnie done with those burgers?
Are you from Florida?
I've been there like the last seven, eight years.
They know.
Lucas, what happened?
What happened, man?
You got hacked.
I didn't get hacked.
Well, no.
Someone else has control of the account.
No, I tweeted that.
What?
Wait.
We thought it would be a funny copy and paste.
Oh, Jesus.
He's good.
So I tweeted it out.
I was like, the people are tweeting at the Jerry After Dark Twitter
Like oh I could do
Lucas's job better than him
Fire him
Like who do they think
Runs the account
That's smart
Talking to me
Oh
I like that
Okay
That's a good move
I got like a million people
Asking me like
Was the password just
Bully or something
It was me Austin
It was me all along
So people were DMing you
Being like fire Lucas
And they're talking to you.
Yeah.
So we thought it would be funny if we messed with them.
So I sent, there's a tweet, like I tweeted a minute before that, the screenshot of the DM.
So it's me, there's the screenshot of the DM, and I'm flipping the person off.
And then a minute after, I tweeted the actual text.
So we're not getting a video of skate tricks.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, fuck.
Can you do a gainer?
Yeah, do you know how to rail grind?
Can I get the gainer?
No.
Shit.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Glad I could clear that up for you guys.
No, thank you.
Are you like a vengeance guy?
Yeah, for sure he is.
What do you mean?
Like to who?
100%.
Do you romanticize revenge?
Yes.
Like, some of the people, like, tweeting, like, Fire Lucas, like, I would love to, like, find this guy.
Maybe tie him up.
No.
No.
MacGruber?
Some Dexter shit.
With the guy who hits his car?
I just...
No, it doesn't bother me.
I'm the villain.
He's a fuck-with guy.
Like...
I know.
Yeah.
I love that.
He likes to fuck with other people.
Yeah.
Which is a good... He's a good person to have be, like Yeah, I love that. He likes to fuck with other people. Yeah.
Which is a good, he's a good person to have be like the voice of God on Jerry After Dark.
Yeah.
Like I can, like I don't, like people don't understand if I let Jerry just run the show,
you're not going to get your punishments.
He's just not going to do anything.
Yeah.
I got to keep him in line.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Who's going to do that?
Who's going to stand up to Jerry?
He's like the dude in Pulp Fiction With the basement Yeah
Oh in the basement
Yeah
I haven't seen that movie
Yeah
Alright what do you do
Just
You're like a guy in the basement
I see what you're saying
Is she the person in the basement
Well yeah he has like
He has like sex slaves in the basement
He's the gimp
Yeah
Uh
Jerry's kind of like
Borderline your sex slave
Yeah
Nah
No
No he's not my sex slave.
We have something planned.
We might do a role reversal.
People want to see that. People just keep asking that.
They want to see me get tortured.
So you'd be the sex slave?
You're going to get fucked.
I'm not going to kiss Brandon, but...
Why not? What if the chat wants it?
The chat doesn't want that.
Well, I'll chat.
I mean, the chat... No, no, I want that well chat i mean the chat let me see
let me pull no i just kissed a guy i'll pull up my chat real quick i just kissed a guy yesterday
are you tonguing no let's see what the action open mouth kiss so lucas they hear you talking
that's how they know to talk to you like say to fire you and stuff like yeah so uh i have a little
button i play over the speakers out there so it's not even
like in the like not like a regular mic uh so like i'll tell jerry what to do and stuff and
they just i said one thing i said the chat doesn't run the stream and they've just hated me since
yeah people are saying you should kiss brandon no kiss wheel i just kissed a guy yesterday
you want to do the gauntlet real quick we'll end the show with you doing the gauntlet.
Yeah, I'll do the gauntlet.
All right.
Ooh.
Confident.
Let's get Lucas in.
Yeah.
Brandon, where are you going?
Oh, walking through it.
Hey, we like it.
TJ, why did you spin our wheel first?
Who is the best athlete to come in and do this?
Probably you.
Brandon Marshall.
Brandon Marshall got the best time, right?
Yeah, Brandon Marshall.
His foot was over the line. His foot was over the line.
His foot was over the line, too, but I ain't going to say that.
Oh, it was?
That's bigger you not to say.
I ain't see.
What foot?
On what line?
On both three-pointers you made.
Oh, on the threes?
Yeah.
I didn't see that.
Was it?
Yeah.
Watch the film.
Don't lie.
He said, yeah, watch the film.
I hate my dogs.
I let them go.
I needed him to get a high score for the athletes.
Didn't work.
What's going on?
Malasek went to lunch.
McCarthy?
All right.
Let's see how this goes.
So who's the goalie?
Another guy.
Not as good as Malasek.
Malasek kind of crumbled what'd you say sit right
here he's good you think so he's damn good not as a as a person oh yeah as a hire he's a sick
fuck he saw his disposition he's a sinister he's a sick fuck yeah he's a sinister. He's a sick fuck. He has a sinister demeanor.
He's Dutch.
He's devious.
People don't like him.
Are you talking about Lucas?
I think people try to fuck with him on Jerry After Dark,
but he's the perfect guy because he doesn't really have a soul.
No, he has a dark, dark aura.
A dark aura.
He'll push and push and push.
He will not be like, oh, they want you to lay off.
Would you get a beer with him?
No.
Heavens no. Not at all. He'd roofie me. I'm his boss. I'm terrified of him. Yeah. He will not be like Oh they want you to lay off Would you get a beer with him? No Evans no
Not at all
Oh he roofied me
Yeah
I'm his boss
I'm terrified of him
Yeah
Wake up in a hole
Yeah
I'm his boss
I'm terrified of him
Put the shock collar on
He definitely has that vibe
Put the lotion on
All over
Rub it on
Yeah every morning he's like
No I'm not into that
I was like
I think he's lying
He thought about it Jack you ready? Yeah, but he was like, no, I'm not into that. I was like, I think he's lying.
He thought about it.
Jack, you ready?
All right.
Ready, TJ?
Some Jeffrey Dahmer vibes. Yeah.
Yeah.
Ready?
All right.
Three.
Just sexually.
Two.
Crazy.
One.
Go.
It's over. Oh, it's not. Yeah, it sexually. Two. Crazy. One. Go. It's over.
Oh, it's not pretty.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Done.
Done.
He quickly happened.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
He was flipping them things.
Uh-oh.
Decent shot.
McCarthy.
McCarthy.
He's good.
That was terrible.
Gone.
Never judge a book by its cover, folks.
Wow.
Shit.
Cash him right here.
Cash.
First shot. Oh!
I'm afraid he got in the way.
This is going to be the biggest asterisk ever.
He just threw that up.
This is a man who can't feel guilt or shame.
Uh-oh.
That's in there.
Cash.
Win. There you go.
Come on.
Right here.
Good time.
Make a good time.
Minute.
Five teams Nick Saban is head coach for.
Alabama.
Jim Carrey's movies released in 94.
Dolphins
Yes
Browns
Yes
Wow
Oh no
Marinara
I love the randomness of it
Seven actors to play Batman
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Yeah the seven actors who play Batman
Six more
Christian Bale
Yep
Seven most owned TV brands Kent State alum Is it? Saban? Seven actors who play Batman. Six more. Christian Bale. Yep.
Seven most owned TV brands. Kent State alum.
Is it Saban?
No.
Bale?
Bale?
Who the freaking?
No, Batman.
Oh, Robert Pattinson?
Yeah.
Six opponents who beat Mike Tyson.
He's too young.
Three MLB players hit 20-plus career grand slams.
Who's even good?
Barry Bonds.
Think TV brands, entertainment brands.
Oh, ESPN?
No, no, no.
Best Buy.
At Best Buy.
The brand of television.
The brand of television.
Oh.
What are...
TLC.
No.
Jim Carrey's movies.
Samsung.
That's a band.
There you go.
Yeah.
How many more do I need?
Three.
Three.
Oh, my God.
You don't know any Jim Carrey movies?
Jim Carrey movies?
In 1994
Those are all his big ones
Yeah
The Truman Show?
Maybe
No, no, no
The big ones?
This is messed up
With the dog
Cop
He's got a green mask on
Oh
Mask
Animal cop.
They find animals.
I think pasta sauce is you can get.
Adam West.
Yeah.
One more.
Adam West.
One more.
There we go.
Good job.
251.
251.
That kind of sucked.
That wasn't bad at all.
That was good.
That was actually good.
You were really good. That last three- at all. Dude, you had a good ace cut. That was actually good.
You were really good.
That last three-point hurdle.
He's neither happy nor sad.
Yo, see?
Good shot.
Nothing.
No, he's walked off.
He's probably just plotting revenge on all of us.
Yep.
Uh-huh.
He's going to create a basketball that explodes When you shoot a three He'll do that
Alright well thank you Jules
For joining the Yak
Delaney and Will thank you as always
Yeah thanks Jules
Nick you're out tomorrow
Everyone else here
I'm here
Yeah I'll be here
Do you guys all live here now
Yeah
Do you like it more in New York?
Yeah
Yes
You're a Midwest kid
Yeah
It's more comfortable
It's clean here
It's cleaner than I thought
Yeah
From the areas I went
In this area
Yeah
There's probably some
Pretty clean
And this office too
We work at recess
It's nice
We run five on fives on Friday
For like three hours It's pretty nice How you been on fives on Friday for like three hours.
It's pretty nice.
How you been doing in those?
Holding my own.
Hold your own?
Yeah.
I think there's also a weird, there is a weird like, don't go too hard at me because I'm
the boss.
Definitely.
Because I'm trying to get over.
Like, I can tell the difference like Max and memes will go hard at me.
The white boy Rick won't block your shot. Right. Those two guys will go hard though white boy rick won't block right right
those two guys will go hard at me because like they don't give a fuck because they know i don't
care but like some of the guys they don't interact with they're like oh no you should have here
because i'm just like thinking for the future you know you guys are all pretty old that's a
hard court you need a training room oh with like two trainers oh how fucking tight would that be you
had a training room cold plunge hot hot tub i would like that a lot you know you got someone
out there working on you before you get out yeah big cat with norma tex for after shots
norma tex should be easy like that you really that really should be that would be very funny
if we like if we had someone like stretch us before we got here. Dead-ass serious.
You got to get two bull trainers.
Yeah.
Thank you, Donnie.
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