The Yak - KB Fractured His Ankle At His Crunch Fitness Supermeet | The Yak 2-10-22
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Day four.
This is Rone's day.
Rone has rid himself of Ben Simmons.
He's gotten rid of the worst teammate, the malcontent.
Harden.
Just an exceptional guy who always buys in.
And James Harden.
And hustles his ass off. He traded lack of effort for high effort.
Yeah, the guy who never will demand a trade under any circumstances, James Harden.
We got all the bitch out of our blood.
It was nice.
Shout out that guy right there who I think sobered up after we watched. Is that the same guy? What? The Axe T-shirt? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that guy right there who I think sobered up after we watched.
Is that the same guy?
What?
The Yachty shirt?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this guy right here?
No, he can't.
What are you doing?
He's looking around.
You.
You.
With the Yachty shirt.
You're drunk again.
You're drunk again.
Okay.
Are you the guy from yesterday?
No.
No.
My bad.
It's a good thing.
We watched a guy get like, we did the trivia last night. No spoilers. We watched a guy come to this watched a guy get, like, we did the trivia last night.
No spoilers.
We watched a guy come to this show, get blackout drunk,
and then show up at trivia and, like, fall on his face.
So that guy had one tooth.
Yeah.
I'm not even joking.
He had one tooth.
That guy's got a mouthful of them.
And we also had Julio and Dio connecting at the table.
The Julio-Dio connection has been made by former Wet Wheel contestants, dude.
Just a massive moment for the crowd.
And I got the Marash on.
Also, I think they've got a little bit of the Bruce Valance table with them.
Oh, my God.
So Julio and Dio hooked up with the Valance boys.
Hell, yes.
Are the Valance boys out there?
Yeah, they're right there.
Oh, they moved up.
Yo, this guy right here.
We've got to tell this story real quick.
Ron and I went out last night after trivia.
And we didn't say the Mincy story in the car, right?
No.
We saved it.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, we did.
You said it off stream.
All right.
So we were walking back from the bar at like 1.30 in the morning.
There's no one on the street.
No one.
Yeah.
We're walking across the street, and this fucking guy right here stops us.
He tried to kiss me a few times.
But he's like, dude, I've known Ben Mintz since I was nine years old.
I've known him, you know, Monroe, Louisiana.
And we think that now enough, we have enough evidence that Ben Mintz actually is as famous as he says he is.
He's big fish.
Yes. He is. He's big fish. Yes.
He is.
Every story is exactly true.
When he walks Bourbon Street, he's just getting stripped of his clothes like Jesus on Palm Sunday.
Yes.
I had a group of people recognize me from walking across the background of After Dinner Mintz.
And they lost their minds.
Are you that guy?
Oh, you had the girl drive by.
Oh, yeah.
This girl drove by and pulled over, and she was like,
hey, you were on Barstool Sports yesterday.
You made Barstool.
I made Barstool Sports, and she just drove away.
And then I looked at the account.
I didn't.
They've never put me on there.
You've never even made Barstool.
No, I haven't.
Dude, and KB's got a whole new fit on today.
Sheesh. Stand up. You finally's got a whole new fit on today. Sheesh.
Stand up.
You finally got the big old tongue Osirises.
Yeah, this is an 08 skate gear, right?
I think so.
But, I mean.
Wait, no, that slogan is.
Make America inked again.
That's not 08.
That predated the Trump slogan.
Yeah.
Make America inked again.
Gone are the days.
Trump ruined the. Trump ruined the...
Trump ruined the...
Copy the skaters?
Dude, and what happened at the gym today?
I thought that you were supposed to go to the gym.
Are we getting bombed right now?
What is this?
Should we talk about the gym first, or should we talk about us getting bitched out by all-business Pete two seconds before the game?
I think we should do that.
Because I'm still livid.
I don't want to punch him in his face.
He just came up.
Maybe you said when you were blackout that you loved him.
Yeah, you did.
Let me get a picture, KB, of your fucking goofy ass.
Get the Osirises in.
And you used the one that I made his Osirises bigger.
I didn't get them.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You look fucking dope, bro.
You look dope.
That's how skaters sit.
Can we play that video of you talking to the people?
So funny. Wait, what? In the car. Oh play that video of you talking to the people? So funny.
Wait, what?
In the car.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
The meet and greet got shut down.
The meet and greet got shut down?
We weren't allowed to even film in the vestibule.
There were no cameras.
Not even in the vestibule?
Yeah, there was like...
What about the atrium?
How many cameras did you show up with?
And there was at least seven to eight.
Should we rewind it?
Yeah, let's show it because I think a lot of people probably don't know,
and then we can actually talk about what ended up happening.
This is the hardest I've laughed.
TJ, pull up that clip.
You douchebags are going to love this.
TJ's listening to lo-fi beats to chill to.
Watch the show, TJ.
He's trying to chill.
He's trying to really relax because TJ's getting like a half-sleeve of a yak tattoo.
All right, here we go.
KB No Swag, the internet personality,
he is thinking about coming through to your gym
at around 2 o'clock.
He just wanted to prepare for that in any way.
Yeah, let me go ahead and just get a brief call
and I'll check in with the general manager, okay?
Okay, he'll probably just do like a quick chest workout,
talk to fans, all about jazz.
Okay, one moment, let me play the green ball, thank you.
Alright, appreciate it.
Hi, this is Chaz Gresham, KB No Swags manager.
I just talked to somebody, but he is planning on coming to your gym around 2 o'clock
to just get a quick chest workout and maybe shoot the shit with some fans.
If you guys just want to prepare for that in any way.
What's your name?
KB No Swag.
KB.
I don't know.
Barstool Shopping Network Rediscovering America
2pm
He's done a variety of things
Including Barstool
Shopping Network
Rediscovering America
Craigslist Trolls.
Great.
Okay.
Thanks for calling in.
Not yet.
We have him ask for me when he arrives, okay?
Okay.
We can avoid any deepies from front end.
Perfect.
And I'll set him up with a pad and then we can go.
Okay.
And if he's casey, we'll get him to the general venue.
All right, perfect.
And if you guys want to, if there's any fans, like, congesting, like, the lobby,
you can just tell them to wait out front.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's pretty much the gist of the conversation, right?
So, KB, what happened?
You went there.
We had the two security guards, two cameramen.
We get there, boys, and they said no cameras.
What?
And did you say I talked to the manager?
Yeah.
I am KB Nosa.
And they were like.
No, they were upset.
They understood.
They wished they could have let me, you know, do my thing.
Company policy or what?
I guess no.
What did they say?
Wait, so you talked to the guy on guy who you talked to on the phone.
You talked to him in real life?
I didn't actually talk to him.
Okay.
So what happened?
I don't know.
Mike and Anthony did?
They went in without me.
Wait, give him your microphone, Brandon.
I can't.
You guys come up here.
Athletic. That't. Athletic.
That ass.
Light work.
Be careful, guys.
He's got a grenade on him at all times.
All times.
His back pocket, don't slap him in the ass.
They had some kind of issue with us filming in there.
I was doing the best I could to negotiate.
I told them, everybody films their workouts.
They were not having it.
Did you tell them about the grenade?
I didn't get that far.
That probably would have done it.
But we did our best. KB was all
about it, but we just couldn't get him in.
And you really wanted to do that?
I was all about it.
KB, did you go or did this not even happen?
I don't think it happened.
I feel like they went.
I didn't even go.
I specifically went down into the lobby at like 145 because I know my guy KB pretty well.
I went down and I was like, hey, like giving a little pump up like, yeah, you should do this.
You should do this.
And you just didn't do it?
No, we went.
We weren't allowed.
Did you go?
Dude, it got shut down.
I don't think you went. I don't think you went. When did it got shut down. I can't help it. You think I...
I don't think he went.
I don't think he went.
When did it get shut down?
My heart goes out.
There's people that showed up to see me.
Yeah.
How do you think I feel?
Were there people outside of the Crunch gym?
Who are they?
Were they just random people?
I don't know.
Are they here now?
I assume they were there for that.
Was anybody at Crunch?
Not one person?
One person went to Crunch?
Is KB there?
That guy didn't go to Crunch. Did you see KB there? Not one person? One person went to Crunch? Is KB there?
Did you see KB there?
Not a sight of KB. You didn't go, KB.
No, what?
I'm humble.
I didn't want all that shine.
Wait, are you guys lying for Kyle?
Yeah, they are.
Oh, no.
You son of a bitch.
I sent them.
Dude, our boy over there in the Royals jersey.
Oh, actually, I was about to say something about trivia that I'm not going to say now.
Oh, yeah.
Way to go, Ro.
Well, he had a tough night.
Yeah, you almost got thrown out.
He had a tough night.
What happened to him then?
He almost got thrown out a lot.
Why?
Oh, no.
He was having fun.
He was having fun.
He was having fun.
He wasn't nervous about last night, but now he is.
Yeah.
He's very nervous. He didn't realize. last night, but now he is. Yeah, he's very nervous.
He didn't realize.
He's having that KB second day blackout feel.
He's like, shit.
Should we do wet wheel?
Yeah.
I forgot about the wet wheel.
Aren't you guys fucking tired of this?
We got two guests today, by the way.
Don't you think this bit is a little eaten into the ground? We're going to find some tweets that Nick has probably sent about both guests.
There was a moment today where we thought we were going to have Michael Bisping come by,
who's an MMA fighter.
I would have died.
I told Nick, and he was very, very worried.
Yeah.
But, yeah, let's wheel.
Let's wheel it.
Let's wet wheel it.
Who's left?
Where's Jack Nicholson?
Oh, Sunglass Jack?
No, it didn't work out. Negotiations fell apart. I tried to make a joke. He's like Nicholson? Sunglass Jack? It didn't work out.
I tried to make a joke. He's like, I want to talk about the weather.
Whoa.
That was a motorcycle.
Brandon, where you been today?
I haven't seen you one bit.
I've been around.
You didn't play basketball?
Can we actually, before we do the wet wheel, can we play a couple highlights from the basketball game?
I'm true.
We are getting destroyed.
It was one of the funniest. We went out and the basketball game. I'm pleased now. We are getting destroyed. It was one of the funniest.
We went out and played basketball today,
and I came up with the idea that we should play 21,
not actual 21, so Norris gets 21,
but full court 21 with five people.
So the worst idea possible.
And the only rule was if a basket is made on one side,
you can't have two consecutive baskets on
one side, so you then have to score on the other. So it's everyone just running. Look
at this. Look at this. It was the worst basketball game. I just chock Look, Sass, he's getting his bounce. Yeah.
Bounce, bounce.
It sucks because in the moment I was thinking, I was like, damn, I'm pretty good.
Me too.
Foul.
That was a foul.
And then just.
Hey, I'm not.
Good old Roan rebound.
Roan, look at that.
Sick handles.
Crossover.
Yo, I've kind of crossed KV on his shoes, bro.
J rebound.
Don't disappoint the lost fans.
Here comes Sass.
Fast break Sass.
Watch out.
I'm playing great defense.
Set his feet.
This is so bad.
All right, five, seven wrestlers have an excuse.
What is your excuse?
I'm out of shape.
Yeah, why are people mad that we are bad at basketball? Yeah, they're mad. You're mad back at them, though. I'm out of shape. Yeah, people are mad that we are bad at basketball.
Yeah, they're mad.
You're not backing them, though.
I am.
Fuck them.
It's like 36-year-olds who wear Viva hoodies to hide the contours of their fat rolls are calling us fucking, like, these guys are so unathletic.
Not an athlete in sight.
I got the worst comment out of anybody.
It was, Nick is better than I thought he'd be.
What do you think of me?
Also, what did they expect?
The one guy said, Roan is embarrassingly bad, and then unfollowed me.
He was shocked.
He was disappointed.
He was like, dang.
He's like, bro, I can't be seen following this fucking guy.
You can't hoop.
But dude, doesn't Charles Barkley suck at golf golf and he's a professional athlete or something else?
There's nothing sports.
Some people can't throw a fucking baseball.
Also, none of us have claimed to be incredible athletes.
Besides Che.
Besides Che.
I haven't done this in a while.
This is actually probably the most athletics I've done in a long time.
This week.
I'm fucking exhausted. My body is locked up.
And I like forget that every single person that follows me on Twitter is a D1 athlete with a six pack.
Yeah, that's right.
And the point is that we're losers.
But they're losers too.
You guys are fucking losers too.
Yeah, we're all losers together.
10x.
10x.
All right.
And like repping 80 pound dumbbells
on the incline bench
for 10
doesn't translate
to basketball
right
it makes you less
you didn't even do that
I can't believe
you didn't go KB
yeah you're such a fad
I know I did go
I promise I went
I'm unfollowing you
they just went in before me
okay
do we have another
basketball clip
I think it's the funniest
it is so fucking funny.
Because it's also the nature of the game is just like complete discombobulation.
Everyone running.
At one point, Roan and Sass were just passing it to each other for no reason.
It was every man for himself, bro.
That's fucking squad, bro.
They had like a little two-man game working where neither of them shot.
Roan had an assist in a free-for-all game.
Yeah, it was sick, man.
He did.
I was the first one to get the ball in.
And Brandon didn't come because he's a puss.
I can't be out in the sun, and I'm not going to be shamed about that.
I would have done well, though.
You should be shamed.
No, we're going to shame you.
No, I can't be shamed about it.
It's physiology.
It's my body.
Also, I see you laying out by the sun in the pool.
You did not see me laying out by the sun.
I've seen him all the time.
You didn't see me today. Not today, but I've seen it happen before. Brandon's laying out by the sun in the pool. You did not see me laying out by the sun. I've seen him all the time. You didn't see me today.
Not today, but I've seen it happen before.
Brandon's laying out blunted every day.
Blunted the kingdom come.
And then we also, Owen didn't make it because Jeremy.
No, the baby boy has an excuse.
Baby baby boy.
Jeremy Jambi passed away.
Jeremy Jambi died yesterday.
Moneyball, Chris Pratt.
It wasn't Chris Pratt and Moneyball.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, no.
Look how happy he was.
Oh, this is, yeah, Stephen Chahy.
Yo, Fortnite.
Fortnite.
Fortnite.
Oh, my gosh.
You thought he nailed that, too.
Oh, fuck.
Chahy was a lot worse than I expected him to be.
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
I was crossing his ass off.
What a great-ass time with the boys.
We're all Stanley Hudson.
Yeah.
It really did look like the office.
We all are.
We're so dumb.
And then we did a mile.
No, half a mile.
Half a mile.
A siggy mile.
A siggy mile.
We didn't do a half mile.
We ran a lap.
Yeah.
Not on a track.
A lap of what, then?
Around the basketball court.
That was all random.
We are losers.
No joke, say you got added back to the wet wheel.
I did not.
Yes, that is true.
That is true.
I told you I wasn't coming.
You missed out on the shame.
We were all getting shamed mercilessly.
I would have been.
Sitting in shame with us, brother.
I am a basketball player.
I would have been great.
I would have shown in that environment.
It wasn't about basketball, though.
It was more about the run.
Basketball was just a plus.
That's why I didn't go the run.
If I had known it was basketball, I would have figured out a way to go.
With the ankle weights?
No.
Would you have beat us in ankle weights?
I would hope so, yeah.
Yeah, easily.
You've dunked before.
You better.
I'm going to dunk this year.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
What?
What a fucking donut in a coffee? Yeah, a fucking donut.
That's good.
In a coffee? Right?
Thank you, Dio. What, an Oreo
in a milk? Do you believe in me, Dio?
No. You should be trying to dunk
on a 100-foot hoop. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right. 10X.
I'm going to dunk on the moon one day.
I mean, that's zero gravity.
Right, that would be easiest.
Jack's still hanging out out there.
Jack Nicholson's still out there, Chad.
We might as well bring him up.
I asked him what was up.
He said the weather.
Once impersonators start talking, you realize they're nothing like them.
I literally thought it was him.
You did?
Yeah.
It looks exactly like him.
Who's up on the wet wheel right now?
Is it just the three of you?
I still exist.
And Che.
Yeah, dry-ass couch.
All right, so do it.
Can Che break up the dry couch?
Do this shit.
Let's go, wet wheel.
Let's fucking go.
Someone's giving up the driest of the week.
Wait, we don't want to put an audience member on again?
Yeah, let's see what you're doing.
Let's throw someone in there.
Who wants to go?
That guy, Royals jersey, throw him in.
Royals jersey, he deserves it.
Throw his ass in there.
He does deserve it.
Maybe, but his juice is wild only, though.
No, he wants to do fast banana, slow banana.
Oh, yeah, he does.
Yeah, he's been buying us bananas all week.
It's a little creepy.
He was trying to do fast kilos.
Is that the guy who's been buying us bananas?
Yeah, he's like, I just want to see my bros eat some bananas.
They're all the same exact way.
Fast bananas, slow bananas are weird ones to get really into.
Well, it's really just for mincing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't really translate to anyone.
And Jerry.
And Jerry.
Slow banana.
Slow banana was electric.
Slow banana was electric.
Banana land.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Spin it.
Every single time I see this wheel, I feel dread.
Yeah.
You fucking ripped out the generator!
You assholes!
Forbidden!
Oh!
Oh!
One more second.
It stopped.
So close.
So close.
You fucked off the generators.
That was all business people for the show.
Oh, God.
You son of a bitch.
Jay is banned from all registered hires.
Yes.
He will be arrested.
Immediately.
Is that man going to get a flu?
Get, get, get, get.
I can't have my heart ripped out like this.
Oh, no.
The dry couch is broken up.
The anus boys.
Oh, no.
Can we just do it together?
No.
Compromise?
Fuck you.
You doing seven?
Best of seven?
Of course.
Yeah.
Best of nine?
Best of nine? I could actually Yeah. Best of nine? Best of nine?
I could actually watch us play basketball the whole day.
Someone just retweeted one of the clips to me.
Best of seven or no?
Truly special.
Can we get a 10 hoop here?
And just play for two hours?
Oh, my God.
That would be awesome.
I would definitely.
Super unathletic basketball league.
Imagine we had played.
You can't get off the court until you have 21.
Still be there. We'd still be there.
We would still be there. Basketball is the
hardest thing in the world.
I agree.
It's like basketball, beating cancer,
going to the moon.
Nobody's done all three.
No one's done all three.
Nope.
No, he died.
Nobody's done all three.
I'm going to be the first.
That's my goal.
I checked basketball off today.
Yeah, there you go.
Now I just need cancer.
All right, go ahead.
Let's go.
Let's figure out who's getting wet.
Forget about this nonsense.
Is it best of nine?
Best of seven.
Best of 11. Best of eleven.
Let's kill an owl.
There's one for Nicky.
One for Nicky.
KB, don't get the Osiris's weapon.
The Osiris's weapon.
They say the tongue on the Osiris shrinks.
I can't afford to lose tongue.
The tongue of the Osiris's axe is a life vest when you're underwater. I can't afford to lose tongue.
The tongue of the Osiris is axed to life vest when you're underwater.
I've spent my salary.
Loser breaks the new Amsterdam.
I've spent all my money on clothes this week.
Thousands of dollars.
He doesn't want to break the new Amsterdam.
Three for Nicky. That's a three nothing. It's tough. We've seen it happen. He doesn't want to break the new answer
We've seen it happen Oh, my gosh. Obi-Wan keeps the drive.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's go back.
No, this is fun.
This is fun.
You've been dreading getting that jersey wet all week.
I actually sat in a bunch of dirt.
There we go.
There we go.
See you.
Bye-bye. Wait, wait. I've always been a bunch of dirt. There we go. See you. Bye-bye.
I've always been wanting to break the giant
New Amsterdam bottle in our pool.
Yes. The entire week. Where's MB?
I'm going to jump right on it and hop around on it.
Until it breaks.
I will break that.
She said Wednesday.
Yeah, it's Thursday.
You're good. I'm going to break it.
Just promise me you'll keep the Osiris dry.
Bring it back.
We need someone to take video of you. Are you okay? He's good. You're good. I'm going to break it. Yeah, you go. Just promise me you'll keep the Osiris in your eye. Bring it back.
All right, we need someone to take video of you.
We need Cody.
You okay?
He's just going to walk off. Why is he walking like that?
Oh, he rolled.
He heard it.
He's a warrior.
He did go down bad.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Then he ran after, too.
Yeah, we all just looked at him like, oh, no.
He was still the fastest by far.
Well, that's the thing. It's like KB,
it tells you about us
as a group that we all look to KB
as like the superhuman athlete.
And when we start playing basketball and we
look like that and then he immediately
tears his ACL.
He was not a leader at that point.
He was a real Santa.
It's not real.
Seeing KB as a mortal is like seeing your dad get beat up.
It sucks.
It just doesn't make sense.
Should we say our big announcement for next week?
What is it?
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
There you go, Sass.
Honestly, never mind.
I really don't know what it is.
You don't know what it is?
No.
All right, so next week.
Because you weren't here this morning.
You weren't here this morning. So we probably shouldn't even tell you. I wanted to hear it. You don't know what it is? No. All right, so next week. Because you weren't here this morning. You weren't here this morning.
So we probably shouldn't even tell you.
You should close your ears.
How am I going to close my ears?
This is a big announcement.
This is a big announcement.
Next week will be Monday.
Some of us won't be back.
Tuesday we'll all be back together in the office.
I'm going on vacation for the rest of the week on Wednesday.
All right.
That's my big announcement. Hey, hey. He's going on vacation, folks rest of the week on Wednesday. All right. That's my big announcement.
Hey, hey.
He's going on vacation, folks.
That's right.
He's going on vacation.
And then the Monday after is President's Day.
And we have off, which is crazy, because Barcelona usually didn't get that off.
That following Tuesday.
We worked on MLK Day, right?
Yeah.
Hard.
I did.
They made us work harder.
Obama was the president.
Obama was the president. Obama was a president.
That's right.
That following Tuesday will be the official start of season seven of the year.
Oh, wow.
Season six is over.
Season six will go down as the greatest season ever.
Of anything ever.
We're making some merch for it.
We're going to make a coin that people can buy.
Chalk glasses.
Chalk glasses. We're really going to squeeze it. We're going to make a coin that people can buy. Shock glasses. Shock glasses.
We're really going to squeeze it out of our audience.
Some pieces of our jerseys.
Yeah.
Oh, we've got to get all of season six on vinyl.
Yeah, season six.
Season six, we're going to make a best presence there.
We're going to have a best of of season six,
which we were going through it like truly was the greatest season
in the history of YouTube shows.
A little bit of a heater.
Yeah, we'll have a championship DVD.
We had Nick's toe surgery.
We had wet wheel.
It's been very bad.
I forgot about the toe surgery.
Oh, that was nice.
No, I'm reminded every time I step.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it hurts.
I think I got a nerve.
I think I clipped a little bit of a nerve there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I felt a nerve.
So what are we going to do for season seven?
I think it's a basketball show.
I think we're playing basketball all the time. I really think that. So what are we going to do for season 7? I think it's a basketball show. I think we're playing
basketball all the time.
I really think that's the main theme of the show.
We're just like 51 strokes our way until it's
like good basketball game. Like doing
drills and stuff like that.
Maybe normal shows Tuesday, Thursday and then
just pick up games Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
I don't think it's possible for me to be good
at basketball. Well,
I think that the gauntlet has been thrown there.
10X.
10X.
I'm going to be the worst at basketball.
Yeah, I think you could.
Yeah, thanks, man.
I don't think that Brandon is bad enough to hoop with us, though.
I don't think he could really run with us because he's like.
Dude, he would have died, though.
That's the thing.
Brandon is not bad at basketball, but he would have been good at basketball for two minutes.
He's right.
So you only play basketball indoors?
Correct.
I can't be in the sun, Sass.
I don't know what to tell you.
You might have beaten me once at knockout.
I went 2-0 at knockout.
Oh, I would have beaten you, yeah.
I got hot.
I would have beaten you.
Second game, I got hot.
I didn't miss.
All right.
I can't be in the sun.
If we can play tonight, we'll go down there about 1130.
I'll be fine.
A basketball show.
We should just do it.
Season 7 should be a basketball show until at least three of us have major
reconstructive surgery.
That won't take nearly as long as you think.
We just fucking, like, that's the rules.
That's when the game ends. Bro, get this peanut out of here.
Get this fucking peanut out of here, bro.
Beat it. Run the light.
They're trying to post up and get our attention.
They're trying to steal our crowd.
Get this peanut out of here. It's a peanut, though.
It took me so long.
It took me so long to find out put your mic closer to your mouth.
It took me so long to find out what the peanut was, and it's that enormous fucking peanut over there.
It's a 20-foot-long peanut, dude.
Get this out of here.
Get it out of here.
Stop, dude.
Owen, you're in danger.
That's also a... This is not your content, brother.
Beat it.
Get out of here.
That's pretty fucking awesome.
Get out of here.
It's a big peanut.
Of course it is, but not for this.
It's too awesome to go...
We can't go head-to-head with that fucking big-ass peanut, dude.
This is the second giant nut we've had on this show.
This should go head-to-head.
I just got word.
It was just that fast.
We will be making commemorative coins.
We can make it.
Yes.
I just sent the text.
We need to make the commercial.
Yes.
We'll do a commercial Tuesday.
For like five payments of $19.99.
And we won't let you pay all at once.
Yes.
They appreciate better than gold.
So you said earlier we're going to have two guests,
but you never said who the two guests are today.
Okay, so we have first up Thomas Grant from the Chicago Bears.
Yeah.
Rookie last year.
Y'all know him.
Y'all love him.
And then we have Chase Winovich from the New England Patriots coming up at the end of the hour, too.
Yes, sir.
So we're going to find some bad tweets that Nick had for both those shows.
Oh.
Tomorrow we'll have Kevin from The Office.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
These guys love Kevin.
No, they want Thomas Graham.
Cam Hayward from the Steelers.
Yeah.
You didn't tell me.
Sorry.
I'm not doing tweets.
Sorry.
Yeah, you are.
Oh, a little guy you might know.
I didn't mean to say little.
That was wrong.
Just a little tiny little guy.
Tiny little guy you might know as PFT Commenter.
Yes.
Yes.
The man, the mental legend.
And then a larger man, Nick Mangold.
That's right.
That's right.
Bro, where are you going?
Cincinnati.
Oh, Cincinnati.
I'm going to Cincinnati.
I'm going to Cincinnati too, but I'm going on Sunday.
You're going to be going to Cincinnati for the whole weekend?
Oh, you're really trying to soak up all the fucking L.A. you can, huh?
Boondoggle sass.
I'm getting right in the shit.
It's 20 degrees right now in Cincinnati, brother.
Is it really?
Yes, dude.
Bring your North Face hat.
Wait, and you're going straight to Cincinnati?
Couldn't do it any other way.
All you have is my shit?
Oh, fuck, dude.
I'm going to have to load up.
Wait, there was a guy in a Bengals shirt.
Maybe we could have him take it off his body.
You want to do a jersey swap?
A jersey swap with the Maresh?
Maresh would kill me.
You don't think Maresh would be all right with this?
He's a bad man.
Is KB getting wet? Yeah, Maresh is kill me. You don't think Maresh would be alright with this? He's a bad man. Is KB getting wet?
Yeah, Maresh is getting wet.
That's what I was saying. I said that as he was walking off stage.
He's limping this whole time.
He's limping.
Oh, no. Has he just been
limping the whole time? Do you think
he thinks we were watching that whole time?
Yeah, that's why he's limping. Performatively limping
like that? Look at him. Oh, there's Billy. There's Billy. With his camo. You can tell him Yeah. That's why he's limping. Performatively limping like that?
Look at him.
Oh, there's Billy.
There's Billy.
With his camo.
You can tell him anywhere.
It's a fucking troop right there. Thank you.
Thank you for your service.
Billy.
Billy is like stuck in this spot where he's actually upset that people keep thinking he's a veteran,
but he refuses to stop wearing camo.
Just stop wearing camo.
So it's a very tough spot to be in.
That's all you have to do.
That's all you have to do.
What's he doing? He looks like Ryan Sheckler. Put stop wearing Campbell. That's all you have to do. That's all you have to do. What's he doing?
He looks like Ryan Sheckler.
Put that arm down.
This is fake. This is a fake limp.
Or I could also see his foot actually being broken
or something like that.
That would be funny.
Alright.
He's not taking the Osiris's off, I know it.
Oh, he better.
He better. It's a good shoe.
He just got those today. He better. It's a good shoe. Get those things wet.
He just got those today.
He spent so much money.
I think he's close to spending $10,000.
Probably.
Not even joking.
He's walking like he just got signed to Benton.
Oh, what is he doing?
This is, this is.
He had the option of taking the elevator.
He did.
That boy, Brent.
This should be it, right?
Come on.
Let's go, KB.
All right.
Is he going in with his phone?
Kick off the Osirises.
He might forget to put his phone down.
He's going to forget.
He's so into it.
I think he might forget.
He's keeping the Osirises.
He's keeping his phone.
You can't get an Osiris wet.
It's like a gremlin.
Or is that feeding him after midnight?
Jake grinding.
There he is.
He could play in our basketball league.
His burpees today.
I like Kyle's.
Not the Osirises.
Oh, no.
Not the Osirises.
Not the Osirises.
Please.
He's moving it out for safety.
Drop the elbow on it, my bro.
God, I hope he misses this giant bottle.
What is he planning?
Oh, is he going to jump off?
Is he going to jump?
Oh, no.
Oh, his ankle hurts.
His ankle hurts.
It went too far.
It went too far away.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's crazy because that's a normal sized bottle.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, that's a net.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He's gonna be so mad he's gonna break it.
It's stronger than he thought.
It's not strong.
Does he not know how to slide?
I don't think he knows how to swim.
I don't think so.
Jake, save him! Those shoes have to weigh how to swim. I don't think so.
Jake, save him.
Those shoes have to weigh like 200 pounds. I know.
He said he was going to stay until he broke it.
He's going to go for it again.
What's he doing?
My boy still lit it up.
Oh, from underneath.
Oh, no.
He's going to sneak attack from underneath.
He might not come back.
He's not using his legs at all.
He swims like Jar Jar Binks.
He swims like that lady in the pool.
What is he doing?
Looks like he's fighting a current.
He's the worst swimmer.
He swims like a paraplegic.
Wrestlers are only good at one thing.
Where's his hat?
He left it in the pool
he just realized
he's the funniest one to get wet
he's a genius at it
he's a genius at being wet
the best part about KB
is that he's going to walk
KB has been so hard on himself all week, and he's easily the MVP of the week.
Oh, my God.
He is definitely the YAC VP.
Yes.
He's been so hard on himself.
It's like, it's just a crowd, the vibes, LA.
And his mom's so mad at him constantly.
She said she's not watching anymore.
Really?
She's out?
That means she's watching closely.
Yeah.
Or like watching through a mirror or something like that. Here, Owen, put that on where KB's going to sit.
Yeah, Thomas Graham's here.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's clap it up.
Let's clap it up.
Thomas Graham.
Thomas Graham.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Yes, sir.
Hell, yes.
Oh, boy.
No, you don't have to get up, Owen.
Have him sit there in between sass. Well, you have to ask him for it. Max ID. Oh, yeah. As part of Hell yes. Oh, boy. No, you don't have to get up, Owen. Have him sit there in between sass.
Well, you have to ask him for it.
Max ID.
Oh, yeah, as part of the video.
Oh, no.
No, stop.
This is the toughest thing we've done.
No, don't.
You don't have to show him.
You don't have to show him.
You don't.
You don't.
You guys can just sit down.
You don't.
You don't.
He's fucking with you.
Roger, get yourself in here.
Sorry.
What's up, man?
What's up?
Good to see you.
How we doing?
Good to see you.
Here, you can go right here.
T-Grant.
Can we get a clap up again?
Yeah.
There's got to be some Oregon Ducks in the crowd.
Are there some Oregon Ducks in the crowd?
Hey, fucking ducks.
We're on the West Coast.
All right.
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's up?
So you got to put that a little closer to your mouth.
Oh, what's up, what's up?
So, welcome.
I'm a big Bears fan.
So, Matt Nagy, that was bad.
Yeah.
No comment on that.
Oh, man.
I was trying to get him.
Yeah.
No, but I'm glad he drafted me, and it was a great experience with him this rest of the year.
I actually, that's a real question, because Ryan Pace drafted you, and then was a great experience with him this rush year. Actually, that's a real question because Ryan Pace drafted you,
and then, like, he's gone in a year.
I know, like, talking to guys, like, they do have a connection
to the person who takes a chance on them.
So it's got to be weird.
Like, you get drafted Ryan Pace, and then he gets fired.
It's like you'll always think of him, like, fondly, I would imagine.
Yeah, and I think the big thing with him when I built our relationship
was he actually, like,
gave me film on players that were similar to me to, like, actually give me something to look at.
So it was like the relationship was there, but only good thing is the coach was on me hard during the draft process.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so what have you been doing Super Bowl week?
You been doing any rounds?
First Super Bowl week or what?
Yeah, this is my first Super Bowl week.
How's it been?
It's starting hectic already, so, you know, I'm just trying to enjoy it.
What about Mario Cristobal?
Leaves Oregon.
You're coaching Oregon.
Yes.
Wait, did you play in the Rose Bowl against Wisconsin?
Yes, I did.
Fuck, yeah.
Dude, that was bullshit.
They were like, oh, Justin Herbert can run,
and we're just going to start calling run plays for him.
How much did new uniforms every game play into you choosing Oregon?
Great question.
You see, like, for me, like, I grew up with DeAnthony Thomas.
So, like, before, like, the uniforms really start being, like, tight,
I was like, I want to go to Oregon because I want to be like DeAnthony.
Like, that's the black mamba, that's the GOAT of Southern California.
So it's just like.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Isn't there another black mamba and GOAT of Southern California?
I'm a big Kobe fan.
He's the only one, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but when it comes to the football world,
DeAnthony was Black Mamba.
There was a brief point in my life I thought I was going to play football at Oregon.
Oh! How long was that?
Like 12 years.
I could not have been there.
Wait, so Mario,
do you think he's going to be successful with the U?
I think he is.
He does a great job of recruiting.
I think that's kind of his biggest thing.
And then, like, what I tell people all the time, like, when he was at Oregon,
he did not miss with the hires.
So, like, I know no matter who he brings in at Miami, it's not a miss.
And your strength and conditioning coach with the mustache.
Coach Feld.
He went to Mississippi State.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, he did? Yeah, he did. He played there. He was a long sna Coach Feld. He went to Mississippi State, you know what I mean?
Oh, he did? Yeah, he did.
He was a long snapper. Long snapper at Mississippi State.
Okay. Oh, that's so he's like
trying to get his street
credit up being like, you know I played too.
No, he would tell you, he was like, I'm not
as athletic as you guys are.
He was like, I was a long snapper, but if I can do this
better than you, we have problems. He's a good
strength and conditioning coach. I like that guy.
So you're like an athletic guy, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty athletic.
We hooped today.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe you could critique it.
Did you play basketball?
I wasn't the best.
I was the one that they say was the defender.
Yes.
You may be.
Play with us.
You're perfect on this crew.
All right, just break down what you see.
Maybe we'll show some game footage real quick.
Get you on the monitor right here, down here.
See if you can get a nice breakdown.
Let's see.
X's and O's, really.
It's actually kind of borderline like the Bucs-Lakers game the other night.
It's all six tape.
We played six.
Yep, and then I won the team.
Yeah, you saw that.
So this is a free-for-all.
I got range.
And look at this.
See that speed? See that speed?
See that speed?
Yep.
And then a little goofy footage.
You see how we turn it?
And look how high the dribble is.
You see how high it is?
And that's left hand and right hand.
Yeah, watch this.
Watch this crossover.
Whoa!
That's actually where KB broke his head.
That is where he got hurt.
Yeah.
And then now.
Yep.
Oh, and then here comes Sass.
Sass with it. This is a guy we always have fun on got hurt. Yeah. And then now. Yep. Oh, and then here comes Sass. Sass with it.
This is a guy we always have brought on fast break.
Yep.
You see how he shoots off the front foot?
He's shot like an archer.
So we're about 0 for 6 right now.
We're not keeping scores, son.
It's not that bad.
Who got the closest, though?
It's like horseshoes, kind of.
But just because you're good at one sport doesn't mean you're going to be good at all sports.
Right.
If someone saw you play basketball, they would be like, oh, he might not be an athlete.
And you're like, I'm in the fucking NFL.
What are you talking about?
That's true.
Pretty much, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, you're still an athlete.
Yeah, they see me on a basketball court, you know, they might second guess my NFL career for sure.
Exactly.
What's your worst sport?
Do you have any sports you're just terrible at?
This dude can't bowl for shit.
Nah, I'm actually good at bowling.
Really?
Yeah, you picked the wrong one.
My best score is like 165.
Well, that's not that great.
You know what I mean?
It's pretty average.
That's pretty good for a casual bowler.
That's good. That's some strikes.
It's good for somebody just starting out. It's fine.
What do you bowl? My high score is
200. You know what I mean? You were supposed to
bowl this week and you somehow got out of it.
Steve Jay pushed out.
You got out of playing basketball.
You got out of bowling.
You got out of being in the sun.
You got out of running.
You got out of smoking cigarettes.
You got out of getting tattoos.
No tattoos.
You got out of doing stand-up.
You got out of everything.
I didn't get out of shit, okay?
I'm wearing the ankle weights.
You know what I mean?
I'm doing everything I got to do.
You know what I mean?
Stop yelling.
All right.
Sorry.
You know what I mean?
Pete's going to be pissed at you.
Yeah, he's going to be real pissed at you.
Is it true that defensive backs, they play defensive back because they can't catch,
they can't be wide receivers?
That's true, I think, you know what I mean?
I think it's because we're more athletic than receivers.
But again.
Is that why there's no white D-backs in the NFL?
I plead the fifth.
There's got to be one or two.
Jason T. Horn.
Jason T. Horn was one. That was 20 years ago. You can't just say D-backs, only corners. There's got to be one or two. Jason Sehorne was one.
That was 20 years ago.
You can't just say D-backs, only corners.
There's safety.
Weddle, bro.
Weddle's in the Super Bowl right now.
Come on, Owen.
Chris Conte, better for life, unfortunately.
Come on.
All right, so we have one other thing we want to do with you.
We always like to have, when we have guests on, we like to find, you know, the Internet's a bad place.
Yeah.
Haters, all this shit.
And we come from the Internet.
We do.
We're molded by it.
So we did a quick search of like, try to find your biggest hater.
We think we found one.
We want to show you some of the tweets.
Some read me tweets.
All right.
So here it is.
People saying Thomas Graham Jr. is going to have a breakout year.
Got to be talking about acne, right?
Dude is cheap. Cheap. Hey, you year, got to be talking about acne, right? Dude is cheaps.
Hey, you know,
that's crazy that I'm cheaps.
That's bad.
It's like the statistics show otherwise.
Yeah, that's okay. And just some random
dude online is like, who even is he?
I know most of my biggest haters are either
Washington, Husky fans,
Oregon State fans, or Packer fans.
Packer fans are the worst.
Yes.
Yes.
They're the worst.
In fact, wait.
Twitter.
The Lakers against Cowboys fans.
All right, let's do another one.
Let's see if we've got any others.
Crazy.
Have you ever even seen these tweets, people talking about you?
My mother, who isn't even a Bears fan, sobbed when they drafted Thomas Graham Jr.
When I asked her why, she just said, he's ugly.
Wow.
That's ugly. I don't think he's ugly. Wow. That's ugly.
I don't think he's ugly.
That's not even a –
That's ad hoc.
I think we should ask the fans what they think.
Yeah.
Is he ugly?
Is he ugly?
No, he's a good-looking guy.
He's a hot dude.
He's kind of.
10X, he's a hot dude.
10X.
Hey, the dudes love you.
10X.
Yes.
All right, do we have any others?
Wait, that guy kind of –
All right, let's do one more.
Is he wearing a Lakers jersey in the Abbey?
Saw a group of people wearing Thomas Graham Jr. jerseys in a bar.
Said it was an ass football player party.
Ass football player party?
I've never even heard of an ass football player.
Is that a CEO's office home?
That looks like a Lakers fan.
Why would a Lakers fan be popping so much shit? We should zoom in, though.
Yeah, zoom in. We should zoom in.
That's crazy that a Lakers fan
would be...
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
I think we found my biggest hate.
Wait a second.
That could be anybody.
That looks
very similar to Lakers jersey glasses and the hat. It's blurred, Tommy. That looks very similar to you. Lakers jersey, glasses, and the hat.
And the hat?
It's blurred, Tommy.
You know I love you, dude.
Oh, KB is wet as hell.
Say what up.
Say what up, Thomas.
Say what, yeah.
Tommy.
How we doing, boss?
He's wet.
I don't know if you saw.
He's wet.
Are you the one that got your ankles broke?
Yeah.
Seriously injured.
We found when you got your ankles broke.
I didn't realize that raft was, like, rock solid.
Yeah, it's body-
It just made my foot ten times worse.
So he's saying it wasn't basketball, it was the raft.
Correct.
No, we know-
It was God and the poor.
We know exactly where it happened.
I think we might need to-
Show the cross-
Don't show him a-
Show-
We already showed him.
I think you gotta rewind it back for the next time.
But I wanna see- Yeah, because that is where you broke it back. But I want to see.
Yeah, because that is where you broke your ankles.
Let's try and pause it on the second, bro.
Yes, exactly where you got hurt.
How wet are you?
Not that wet.
Do we have any more hate tweets or no?
Was that all the hate tweets? I think that's all the hater tweets, thank God.
I'm pretty sure that it looked like him.
Here it is right here.
Oh, that was it right there, bro. Did it look bad? No, yeah, he crossed you over. He broke your ankle. I'm pretty. Oh. Oh. That was it right there, bro.
Did it look bad?
No.
Yeah.
He crossed you over.
He broke your arm.
It was pretty bad.
Yeah.
If we sent that to SportsCenter, it might at least make the top 10.
Yeah.
Let's try round 11.
11-12.
Was he roasting us?
No, dude.
You're a fucking hater.
You called him an ass player.
I didn't.
Wait.
Pull the tweets back up.
What did they say?
What was the last one?
An ass player party
What do you mean
An ass player party
Why would he say that about you
But let's zoom in on the picture
Yeah ass football player party
Thomas we don't have to
We don't have to tech
Can you tell me
Does this not look like him
Well it's probably
An old picture though
Alright
He's wearing that now
It's blurry
It's blurry as fuck
Oh but he's got tattoos
This guy doesn't seem like he
It doesn't look like he has tattoos
Well it doesn't show the arms, so you know.
Yeah, yeah.
And what is that hat?
He's got a shooting sleeve.
It's a maroon hat.
What does he say?
I think that name starts with an R.
My name's Nick.
Oh, Rick.
No, I think that says Nick.
Wait, you think my boy Nick would talk shit on you?
My boy, my baby boy?
I think he might.
Out of the whole group, everybody immediately showed love.
That is true.
We did chill love and he did not.
Nick was hesitant.
I was hesitant to show love.
Is this the first time you've been face-to-face with a hater like this?
Have you ever had the confrontation of the people behind the avatar?
Yeah, this is the first time.
The only other time was at Wyoming when we played football.
That was the only college game they allowed drinking.
Oh. They were calling you by full name. Back of was the only college game they allowed drinking. Oh.
They were calling you by full name.
Oh, shit.
Telling you how sorry you were.
It was amazing.
That's funny.
I wouldn't have guessed Wyoming would be the place.
It's like, oh, yeah.
They have nothing else to do.
Yeah, it's true.
Fuck Wyoming.
Oh.
I don't think Josh Allen would appreciate that.
I love Josh Allen.
I wouldn't appreciate it either.
I have tweets about him, too.
I've gone through everything.
Damn.
Is this pretty much what you pictured of an internet commenter?
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
This is what every hater wants.
Pull up my three-pointer.
I've been shaking in your boots.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you did hit a three-pointer.
Yeah.
Who was guarding him.
Did you hoop in high school?
No.
No?
He's a bowler. He's a bowling man. Yeah. I didn't want to play against the Ball Brothers in high school? No. No? He's a bowler.
He's a bowling man.
Yeah.
I didn't want to play against the Ball Brothers in high school.
Oh, you went to high school with them?
Well, I was in the same league.
Oh, okay.
It was either get beat by 60 or just beat their football team.
Yeah, you made the right choice.
They didn't play football, you know.
Did they ever play football?
None of them did.
I could see the middle one being good at football.
He was a little bit more stout.
Yeah.
They would, like, make videos on, like, Twitter and Instagram,
but they never actually played for the high school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean?
Just football playing videos?
Like them routing each other up.
Oh, really?
You probably could find it still on one of their Instagrams.
I know somebody has it up for them.
I like that, routing each other up.
That's a good way to say it.
Maybe season seven we should route each other up, dude.
Yeah, we should.
We get real athletic.
That's season eight, yeah. Did the Maybe season seven we should route each other up, dude. We get real athletic.
Did the whole high school league play basketball that style or only games they played Chino
Hills?
When they were in high school, every single game was
sold out by JV. But I'm saying
the thing with camping under the hoop and just
like... Oh, no. Yeah. So it's
three good teams in my league. It's them,
Etiwanda, and Damien. And they literally
just played fast tempo.
You was getting 100 points scored on you.
Can't relate.
And your hometown's like the coolest town
to say in the world.
It is. Rancho Cucamonga?
Yeah, something like that.
Fuck yes. Oh, here it is. Look at this.
Between the legs.
That was sick.
So pure
That was pure
It might have been better if he was in a Kobe jersey
Yeah that's true
But you always say you hated Kobe right
Can we pull up Nick's Kobe tweets
I don't have any
I'm going to make you do Kobe J's.
I'm such a pushover.
Yeah, he photoshopped those.
I have to let up now because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked.
I'm going to get my ass kicked eventually.
Marlon Humphrey was on the show yesterday.
I think one of them was like, literally, if I ever see Marlon Humphrey, I'll beat his ass.
It's on site.
What was his reaction to that one? He was like, what? Wait see marlon humphrey i'll beat his ass it's on site he's on what was his reaction to that he was like what wait what i blacked out
oh man well thomas thank you for coming by man let's clap it up for him
appreciate it good luck next year bears i want them to have a comeback have you met
matt eberfluss yet have you talked to him? No, I have not.
Not yet.
I don't think we're allowed to talk to them for another month.
No, you can.
I'm giving you permission.
Hey, look.
I'm not taking that far.
You're going to pay it?
I'll pay the fine.
Oh, yeah.
We got it.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, you hit me up.
I'll hit you up.
It might be like $15 or $20.
Oh, he's good. Dollars? Yeah, I got you.
Nah, nah, nah.
That's light. That's light.
Give it to him up front, just in case.
Alright, man. Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Appreciate you.
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KB, you got smoked
by that fucking bottle.
Why didn't you stay until you broke it?
Because I injured my foot.
What else am I going to do? I'm breaking that thing tomorrow.
Did you see me swim across?
But if he can't break it, what makes you think you can break it?
It could be tonight, by the way. What? We still got one more.
It's two man Thursday? Yeah.
We have to get to two left.
It's unbreakable.
I don't think it's unbreakable.
It could be broken.
I'm breaking the bar.
You would break it.
I'd break it.
Just jump right on it.
Not with your feet.
Jump with your belly.
That would hurt so bad, though.
Yeah, that'd be worse.
Why were you talking to him?
I was talking to him.
You know what I mean?
Did you do it?
No, I said you know what I mean.
How much did I miss him?
You should have missed a lot.
A lot.
He was good.
We had a repartee before you got here.
He seemed nice.
He seemed chill.
A really wholesome banter.
Humble.
Keep it humble with the jewelry.
You know what I mean?
Are you just watching basketball videos?
Are you watching the basketball clips?
Give me your phone.
I want to.
I'm going to start looping every day.
I legit think that season seven just needs to be done.
We told everybody that it's season seven.
We're going to play basketball shows.
Please.
We're a wheel show for season six, seven.
I want to play every day.
That's who?
I want to play every day. That's who? I want to get jazzed just being like Ben Simmons on the fast break and it was the videos.
Not a season, but maybe a special.
I'd like to play flag football with you guys at least once.
I'll have to figure out a bastardization of the rules.
No, baseball is easier to be good at if you're not athletic.
Well, if you're 30 and you're good at sports still, like, what are you doing?
I think –
You're a loser.
What are you trying to do?
Glory days, head ass.
I think if we play baseball, everyone – you get to bring your bat to the base
and you can throw – like, you can throw pitches to people.
All bases are home.
Yeah, right.
So, like, if I hit a single, I have the bat.
The pitcher can turn around and whip it at me, and I have to try to hit it anywhere.
Yes.
No foul territory.
All bases are home.
That's incredible.
But there's one that's super home.
Super home.
The pitcher's home.
Which is actually the second base.
Yeah, second base is super home, and that's worth two points.
We should just go to a basketball court and all wear lavs and just
do the yak like that.
Chill bro, mic'd up bro.
Season 7 we will do that.
We should go to the Piers
in Brooklyn. Yeah, we should make jokes.
It's a basketball show now. God damn it.
We gotta do it outside though so Brandon will.
We should just do Barstool Sports.
Finally.
Finally bro.
I'm tired of cracking jokes, dude.
What happened to this fucking website?
Should we knock out the Super Bowl talk right quick?
Yeah, real quick.
You're taking the Bengals.
Let me get one of these lollipops, bro.
I'm taking the Bengals.
Not that one.
The Bengals.
Who said boo?
I'm taking the Rams.
You got Rams?
Boo.
Bengals. It was always the right line. Nick, you got Rams? Boo. Bengals.
It was always the Bengals.
Yes.
Am I allowed to eat this?
What do you got?
It doesn't say a lot.
Does this count as In-N-Out?
Why do we have Dum Dums?
Oh, shit.
You can eat a Dum Dum.
You licked.
No, that doesn't count.
It's not a meal.
Spit, spit.
Also, if we're there, Roan, did you?
No, don't.
I won't say it.
What?
Uh-oh.
What did you do last night?
Oh, no.
I didn't eat a single pig in a blanket.
You didn't eat a single pig in a blanket?
A single one.
What about the ice cream sundae?
I didn't touch it.
I'm at the closest box.
Oh, no.
You had the ice cream sundae.
Swear to God, I did it.
Speaking of sundaes, Che.
Swear to God, I did it.
Oh, he didn't do it yesterday. Yeah. So you had pigs in a blanket and an ice cream sundae. Swear to God I did it. Speaking of sundaes, Che. Swear to God I did it. Oh, he didn't do it yesterday.
Yeah.
So you had pigs in a blanket and an ice cream sundae at your disposal and you didn't eat any of them?
I didn't touch any of them.
On pizza.
If that's true, you're a hell of a man.
On God.
On everything.
You were stoned to the bone.
No.
I wasn't.
Maybe.
I didn't touch the stuff, though.
Possibly.
Hand to fucking God.
Do you believe me, KB?
Yeah, shout out to our guy, George Kittle.
Unbelievable order at this restaurant.
No, but at this restaurant, he looked at the menu.
It was like a very nice restaurant.
He's like, I'll take 50 pigs in a blanket and an ice cream sundae.
Yes, that's what we ate.
Did they not have s'mores?
That's his.
That's him.
That's my thing.
Brandon, what are you humming for?
You didn't show up to the activities today.
I couldn't show up to the activities.
You saw me when you walked through the lobby at 9 a.m.
We'll carry an umbrella over you.
We'll get a parasol for you.
I said that.
You're not the son.
We should get a parasol.
I told him to run with an umbrella.
I can't run with an umbrella.
Someone can run with you.
Who's going to run with me?
Farnsworth Bentley. Yes. Yes. run with me? Farnsworth Bentley.
Yes.
Yes.
If we can get Farnsworth Bentley out here, I will do it.
Yes, and I think we can.
I think we can.
He can fly.
He believes in himself.
Or Mary Poppins or some shit.
Yeah.
Mary Poppins.
Two umbrella people.
When are we spinning the next wheel?
Five on the dot?
Five on the dot, and then we have Chase Winovich coming in at 540,
and then Dave's going to join as well.
I can't face a wet shit.
I can't face Chase wet.
No, you might have to face him wet.
You'll dry quick with that fit on.
Yeah.
You'll be dry before Chase gets here.
I sat in a pile of muck, and now my ass is wet.
It's been on you for...
Yeah, I smell like fucking shit.
Not as bad as I thought.
No, you smell bad.
Same as your basketball play.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah.
Let's add something to the wet wheel.
Juice is wild, or what are you talking about?
Maybe you can only cross the street when oncoming traffic.
I have a frogger wheel.
I like that.
Why are we doing that once?
I wanted to do it.
I'm hurt.
You were limping.
Was that a performative limp?
It was.
Like when a dog has empathy for its owner?
That would be cornball shit.
I am actually injured.
Did you think we watched your whole walkthrough?
I am so.
I didn't know.
I'm legit down to do a wheel to decide someone has to go get hit by a car.
I will do it.
It would be super funny.
It would be very funny.
Several audience members want to be involved in this for some reason.
This show sucks that bad.
I would rather get hit by a car.
I'm down for it.
Traffic is fast out here, though.
I don't want any.
All right.
Can we choose the car to be hit by?
Yeah, you just go and just.
Well, how do you know that car is going to be coming by?
What if we did it in the parking lot?
It doesn't have to be, like, going really fast.
Does it have to be a non-controlled car?
There are, like, different challenges that you have to complete en route.
Like, you have to, have to make out with somebody.
And the car has to be outside of USC's campus.
He always wanted to see me French.
I know.
He's never in front of me.
Because I have techniques that he wants to know.
Anyone here want to get in a wheel to French Nick?
Any ladies?
Please.
Oh.
Crickets.
Two dudes have to ride the bull.
Oh.
Jackson Mahomes did that?
I love that.
Two dudes ride the bull together.
He did that?
I don't know if he did it.
All right, we're doing it.
TJ with the girl.
A double man bull.
You got to face each other.
All right, okay, we'll do it.
All right, let's do it.
Yeah, wait, TJ, pull up the Jackson Mahomes.
Let's hear it for the bench table over there.
Wait, we're going to watch it. That guy might be the winner. It Yeah, wait, TJ, pull up the jacks in my home. Let's hear it for the bench table. Wait,
we're going to watch it.
That guy might be the winner.
It wasn't two dudes,
but it's a very sexual video.
You've seen it?
We only have dudes, though.
He's fucking on the bull.
Yeah,
we could do that.
He's literally
coming on it.
Look at this.
Yeah,
let me,
wait,
yeah,
we can do that.
Oh,
he's fucking on the bull.
Oh,
yeah,
he's fucking on the bull.
Wait,
do we have to go face to face?
Yes,
yes. We're the fucking red champ bull. Oh, yeah. He's fucking on the bull. I'm sure we're doing this. Wait, do we have to go face to face? Yes.
We're the fucking red champs. We're the red champs.
Yes.
Yes.
This guy's a king.
Should we put him on the wheel?
Good idea, buddy.
It's him and whoever it lands on.
All right.
Here we go.
So.
I feel like that kid.
Both of those the right bitch.
So, like, one has the right bitch.
Both of those positions are bitch.
Are they going to let us?
Which one's not bitch?
My bro could direct porn, I think.
The way that he talks about it.
All right.
I'm going to fuck you, but I'm going to direct less bitch. All right.
Here we go.
All right.
So, why do we have to make eye contact with the camera?
Everyone's on, including Che.
Including Che.
TJ, let's get all business Pete Irish ass.
I think we go two.
I think we spin all the way to the end.
On the bull?
And last person is one, and then we do another whole wheel with that bull.
Brandon can't ride the bull.
How do you decide who rides which?
I have a point of order.
We need to make sure they'll let us have two people on the bull.
Fuck that.
They wouldn't let me fucking booze on stage.
Right, we've got to make sure we can have two people on the ball.
What if the wheel is all pairings?
I mean, if we're signing a waiver.
Yeah.
Cody, can you go ask if they'll let us have two people on the ball?
Don't ask.
Tell.
Tell.
Tell.
Maybe Devlin.
Cody, come back.
Tell him to clear the ball.
Devlin is more of a teller.
He's a teller.
He's a teller.
Devlin will tell.
You know you are.
You'll get there one day, Cody.
Devlin will tell.
You don't have it in you, buddy.
Cody.
One day you'll be able to tell.
I'm ready for this show.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Devlin will get it done.
If Jackson Mahomes could do it, then we should be able to do it.
It wasn't here, though?
It was here.
It was here?
Yes, it was here.
Wait, was it at Saddle Ranch?
It was here.
Was that here?
Yeah.
It was here.
Okay.
So, Brandon, you wrote the ball where Jackson Mahomes fought. Wait, was it at Saddle Ranch? It was here. Was that here? It was here, okay.
So, Brandon, you drove the bull with Jackson Mahomes.
I did.
I think I beat him, though.
I was there first.
Here's the thing.
If they let us do this.
That was a whole video.
You think that was yesterday?
I thought it was recently.
If this guy knows all about it.
Jackson Mahomes was just on the block.
Two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago.
Why was he here two weeks ago?
It's a bar.
All right.
Why the hell would he come to L.A.? So here's the thing.
No.
I knew it.
Show them the video of Jackson.
So Jackson Mahomes can do it?
$4 billion?
They'll do it for $4 billion.
All right.
We'll pay him afterwards.
Yeah, perfect.
I'll write a check.
Tell them Jackson Mahomes did it. Then we'll pay them afterwards. Yeah, perfect. I'll write a check. Tell them Jackson Mahomes did it.
Then we'll pay them afterwards.
Wait, ask one of them to come up here.
We'll ask them.
And we'll have everyone boo the fuck out of them.
So we can't drink all night?
No, I don't think.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, wait until they say no.
Wait until they say no.
Moan.
Moan when he comes out.
That's not the same.
Everyone moans.
Everyone have a sexual moan when the guy comes out?
I think that's his cousin, by the way.
I don't know.
I don't think that's the same bull.
How do you know that?
Because look it, that one has spots on it.
Oh, it's a spotted one?
Yeah, it's like a cow.
This bull has spots, doesn't it?
Does it?
You wrote it.
Yeah, I think it has spots.
It's a spotted bull.
You ought to know.
We have them.
Where is it?
Two-man bull?
You.
I know.
Where is it?
Two-man bull.
Two-man bull? Two-man bowl.
Jackson Mahomes fucked so hard on the bowl they had a new one.
Two-man bowl.
Two-man bowl.
Two-man bowl.
Two-man bowl.
That's him right there.
He's not going to.
So he said yes.
He said yes?
Yes.
Are we good?
He's going to pull the plug.
Two-man bowl.
Are we good?
He's getting his gun.
Oh, yeah. He's mad. Bro, we got Two-man ball? Are we good? He's getting his gun. Oh, yeah.
He's mad.
Bro, we got guns too, buddy.
He doesn't know that we have grenades.
I don't think he knows we're up here.
We're strapped up.
No, he knows.
He's doing the thing where it's like, I'm not listening because I don't like you guys.
We're talking about you.
I don't appreciate you.
What's the point?
What's what?
Two-man ball?
Two-man ball?
Two-man ball?
Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. Ten X. What's he pointing? Two-man ball? Two-man ball? Two-man ball? Ten-man ball!
Ten-man ball!
Ten-man ball!
Ten-man ball!
Ten-man ball!
Wait, can we not do it for real?
Why have we signed the waiver and everything?
What about Jackie Mahomes?
What? What if the second homes? What?
What if the second person gets arrested?
I'm trying to think of how we can figure out how to do this. There's got to be a loophole.
What if we're both wearing, what if we're under the same shirt?
Yeah, if that's one man.
We're sitting on each other's shoulders.
What if we're one man?
Oh, we could get a trench coat.
Oh, a long trench coat.
Anybody have one on?
What if we get conjoined?
The valance table might have one.
Damn it.
I wanted a two-man bull so bad.
Now, unfortunately, I have to do something I don't want to do,
but that guy right there, terrible fucking idea, bro.
Bad idea.
I hate your guts because I didn't even know that existed until now.
I didn't know technology was there yet.
Two-man bull.
I can't get out of my head now. I didn't know technology was there yet. Two-man bowl. And I can't get out of my head now.
I'm poisoned by the thought of a two-man bowl.
All I want to do is two-man bowl with one of you guys.
And I have some new Amsterdam vodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports.
Man, is that shit good.
I've been drinking it all week.
Where?
That's right, brother.
Sash, you're going to love it one day.
One of these days.
When it touches your lips.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be transcendent.
Oh, that actually is.
It's worth waiting, but you're going to love it.
Is that season seven?
Yeah, season seven is going to have your birthday.
So we're actually like built in like people.
Because I don't want.
I think it's good that we're ending season six.
But also it's going to suck because people will be like season seven has gone downhill.
But we have Sass's birthday.
Sass's birthday's in season seven.
Is it, though?
Yes.
I guess it's like two months.
Yeah.
No, we'll – yeah.
How long was season six?
About three weeks.
But it was awesome.
Very arbitrary.
It was great.
Well, I mean, you can't top what we've done.
It's a short film.
Yeah, right. It's incredible. You know what you've done. It was a short film. Yeah, right.
It was incredible.
You know what makes season six great?
Two-man bowl.
Yeah.
We got to get a bowl.
We got to find a bowl.
We need a bowl anyway.
Let's get our own bowl.
Someone bring us a bowl.
Should one of us be the bowl?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
We could do it that way.
Like two men on top of another man?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's right.
Yeah, he's right. Yeah, he's right.
What if like Owen's the bull
and then Big Cat and Brandon are the people
riding it? You've been thinking about this.
There's no way Owen could buck. He would snap.
No, you could buck.
Alright, we're doing it. Alright, two men.
Oh, and none of you could buck. Love him to death, he couldn't buck.
Yeah, you could buck.
Alright, so we'll do it right here.
Right on the stage. What's the bull gonna do though? The bull's not gonna be able to move under the weight of allop. All right, so we'll do it right here, right on the stage. What's the bull going to do, though?
The bull's not going to be able to move under the weight of all that man.
Okay, so I hope everyone's listening and listening well right now.
What Brandon's doing right now is he's being someone that needs to eliminate the word no from his vocabulary.
Every time you say something, every time you think about something, every time you say,
Hey, you know what?
Tomorrow, let's go to the moon.
And Brandon says, Nah, I can't do that. And you say, hey, you know what? Tomorrow, let's go to the moon.
And Brandon says, nah, I can't do that.
And I say, yeah, you can if you put in 10x.
10x.
10x.
You haven't complimented me in two days.
Yeah, because you're a fucking asshole. But that's not the.
Stephen Chay didn't eat ice cream, so that kind of.
That's true.
All right, Brandon, here's a compliment.
Yes.
Stand up. Stand up.
Stand up and turn around.
I'm not going to stand up and turn around.
I need to look at you.
I need to look at you.
Get over here.
Stand up.
Do a nice spinny wheel right to the camera right there.
You wearing underwear, son?
Close your eyes.
Do a little spinny wheel.
Spin, spin, spin.
Spin, spin, spin.
Keep spinning.
God damn it.
If I fucking pants Brandon and his cock and balls fell out, it would have been the funniest moment.
You promised a cock and ball pants.
Yeah, I said a cock and ball pants.
All right.
If I had pants Brandon, I'm sure that his cock and balls would have looked fine.
Yeah.
Oh, yes. Yes. Pop it sure that his cock and balls would have looked fine. Yeah. Oh, yes.
Pop it up for his cock and balls.
Just a fantastically average cock and balls.
Brandon, I imagine your cock and balls look like that statue they made of Trump.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes, yes.
I imagine them to look like that square of gold
that they put in Times Square.
Brandon, do you pee on your balls?
No, I don't pee on my balls.
Do you pee on your balls?
I didn't know if your penis was so small that it peed on its balls.
Could be.
That was poetic.
That sounded quite nice.
Alright, we're doing a bowl.
Are we doing a bowl?
A one-man bowl?
On a man?
A man on a man bowl?
I just wanted them to know that there was no t-shirts.
Can we get a t-shirt gun that just shoots over everyone?
Like, hits the best Western?
A dangerous t-shirt.
Yeah.
Just rips through all the lights over here.
It's too strong for our venue.
I would like to see one of you guys on a bowl.
I would love to.
Yeah, let's just do one-man bowl.
I can't enjoy myself with the dread of potentially getting wet.
So, wet first, and then... how are we going to film both?
How can we film both?
We can film both.
Why couldn't we film both?
The truck went down, Brandon.
The bull while the walk is happening.
It's quite simple.
Yeah, that is true.
Nicky, will you pass me a pop?
All right, someone should bowl.
Someone should bowl.
I've already bowled.
No, you've got bad energy.
What kind of pop do you want? I'll take that green one.
How about somebody ask him? Yes.
He's not going to. He's going to. I don't want my
heart broken. I've already had my little heart broken once.
So why don't you bring the Takis on the bowl too.
Bring some Takis on the bowl.
I've been having Takis all week. I don't want to say this
but we shouldn't have to apologize to Pete.
We probably should apologize to Pete. No.
He asked us not to do something, and we did it.
Right, that's funny.
We were assholes.
But he knew that we had to do that all week.
He did know that we had to do that.
You should stop putting the generator in the way of us carrying you on stage.
That's true.
There was a labyrinth of wires that were, like, barely plugged in.
He actually wanted it to happen, didn't he?
He did.
So he can holler at us.
He loves to hoot and holler.
He can't holler at Tech Guy Andrew
because he's too scared of him.
Yeah.
Oh, TGA would rip
fucking Pete's face off.
He'd be like one of those monkeys
you hear about.
A propitious...
Someone's...
No, that's the blue butt one.
What are you called?
No, some like, you know,
like a lady who's like
70 years old
who's got a pet monkey
and one day just
rips her face off.
That's TGA and Pete.
It's a matter of time. He's gonna rip his fucking face off. That's TGA and Pete. It's a matter of time.
He's going to rip his fucking face off.
I'll eat that face.
You're not surprised by the news.
Nope.
I love TGA a lot.
I do too.
I do too.
You love him a lot.
I feel like just saying I love him is enough.
That's a strong enough emotion.
What are you trying to prove?
I like him a lot or I love him.
Are you okay, Owen?
Because Jeremy Chomby did pass.
Yeah.
I would have rather the actor who played him pass.
Chris Pratt?
No, it wasn't Pratt.
It was Hattonburg, dude.
Pratt was first base.
What about his brother, Jason?
Would you rather him die?
No, I'm a Yankee fan.
Oh, damn.
So you're literally doing like, I'm happy it was you?
Wrong brother died.
Yeah.
Right brother died. Right brother died. Yeah. Right brother died.
He goes up to Jason.
Finally.
He goes up to Jason.
He's like, thank God it wasn't you.
Was Jeremy the one with the attitude problem?
And he was like spanking someone in the locker room.
Well, let's not speak ill of the day.
He got tossed from the team.
It's actually just the character.
You guys just want to read the Wikipedia synopsis of the movie out loud?
That would be fun.
Sure.
Why, you think we're spoiling it?
You've never seen the movie?
Let's read it.
Did you edit it before we came on?
No.
Oh, you made it so Chris Pratt played it?
Wikipedia.
No fucking way you did.
Chris Pratt played Jeremy's Jami?
No fucking way.
Somebody, yeah, someone DM'd me. They did. No fucking way you did it. Chris Pratt played Jeremy. Somebody did. Jeremy. No fucking way. Somebody, yeah.
Someone DM'd me.
They did.
No fucking way you did.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, can we pull up the Wikipedia?
There's no way that's still up.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
Find Chris Pratt.
Chris Pratt, Jeremy Jambi.
Oh, change it back.
In your face
Atterberg was such a good pickup
Who played Jeremy?
Nick Parrazzo
He doesn't even have a link
We do have to do one more wet wheel though right?
So we might as well do it
Let's just all do it, do the show remote
Yeah just all go in the pool
Let's take this to Rucker Park
Let's hoop it up.
Let's just go hoop.
You're like me.
You think that you got the bug.
To hoop.
I'm very upset I wasn't there.
You're upset?
It was really fun.
Yeah.
You were grieving.
It was very fun.
Can we show the clip again real quick?
Yeah, one more clip.
It was some good, genuine fun.
That was genuine.
How long did you guys play basketball?
Probably like 4 hours
It was like 15 minutes
It has to be so liberating
Maybe 6 minutes
Our hearts were hurting too
My heart was hurting
All my ventricles
Then we went to In-N-Out afterwards
Here we go
I like watching a different player every time
Why did you do a full court?
Because it's fucking chaotic and dangerous.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh.
Oh.
Goofy.
That was a foul, by the way.
Yes, sir.
Running the break.
Here comes the crossover.
Fucking buried him.
Oh, no.
It was at this point, KB.
Fatality.
Here we go.
Bill Simmons on a break.
Fuck, man.
That's so bad.
I don't want to ever see that again.
Sasser, you were righty or lefty?
Neither.
It looks like you're neither.
He's ambi.
That's good.
He did an archery stance.
It was like one leg forward. It looks like you're running through. He's ambi. That's good. He did an archery stance. It was like one leg forward.
It looks sweet.
This is my first time picking up a basketball in probably five years.
We are fools.
I don't think that's that long of a time.
We are dunces.
That's not that long of a period of time.
It's 40% of his life.
That's true.
Last time he picked up basketball was when he was playing basketball when he was nine.
Nine years old.
Five years ago.
The first and the last time.
All right.
Well, someone's got to get wet.
Someone's got to get wet.
We've got to get wet.
We've pushed it off long enough.
Three men left for the driest of the week.
Here we go.
Are we adding something, Jay?
I think we should add something.
Are we adding challenges on the way?
I think we should add something.
I think we should.
One kiss and one cross. And one fuck. Into think we should. One kiss and one cross.
And one fuck into oncoming traffic.
One suck, one fuck.
We could just add wet ball.
When you get back, you get right on the ball.
Right on the ball.
Wet ball.
Will they let that happen, though?
No, the guy seems to be a ton of a bitch.
He stays up with the ball all night and makes sure it's safe.
He sleeps with that ball.
He puts a blanket over it.
I'll take this shit.
You've got to protect the bull at all costs.
They have a night watch for the bull to make sure Jackson Mahomes doesn't fuck on it again.
They guard it like the statue of Penn State.
Are we spinning?
No.
Are you over 18?
Who?
Jackson?
Yeah.
What did he about to say?
You want to suck him?
Yeah, fuck it.
All right, here we go.
Let's do slow wheel like this.
Yeah, like this and stop.
So it's just the three of you?
Yeah, that's right.
We got to change something.
Yeah, we got to change something.
Two, three of you.
Or how about first to like three or something like that?
Yeah, first to three loses.
No, not first to three loses.
Yeah.
If it lands on your name three times.
If it lands on your name three times, you lose.
Yeah, no, that's good.
I think we need a whole other challenge to add to it.
We're getting down to two.
This is the last wet wheel tilt.
Tomorrow will be the finale of the wet wheel.
What if someone has to suck off PFT and Jake?
Oh.
That would be nice.
Oh, yeah, that would be nice.
If Jake had to get sucked off, I feel like that would be nice for them.
I can't believe this fucking asshole won't let us do a fucking two-man ball, man.
This piece of shit.
Everybody forget to tip tonight.
Talking about that asshole over there?
No, please tip.
It's not the waiter and waitresses' fault.
Please tip the waiter and waitresses.
Also, you get $10 for free with DATCHAT code.
It's not enough for Dachat.
They love Dachat out here.
I fucking hate Dachat.
Also, how do we know he can make the call?
If I see that guy...
What's that tower of juice?
It seems like we could do Juices Wild
with a tower or something like that.
What is that juice tower?
Tequila?
But tequila with some kind of juice, though.
A juice tower? Can though. A juice tower?
Can we get a juice tower?
Can we get a juice tower with just juice?
Just juice, please.
Maybe some juice in some new Amsterdam.
Yeah, that would be good.
Can we get a juice tower, please?
I don't know why I'm doing this, but we'd like a juice tower.
They told us we can't even drink on stage.
They said no popsicles on stage.
Yeah, but juice we can have on stage, right?
Are you saying juice or juice?
What do you want me to be saying?
I don't know.
Juice.
I think you mean both.
Juice.
I would like juice on stage.
The juice runs this town.
Yeah, they do.
Should we spin this wheel?
Yeah.
Begging you to spin that wheel.
Our first one with three loses.
All right.
Deal?
All right, here we go.
Uh-oh.
All right, he's going to fall off his skin.
One for the man that's banned from water.
That's right, don't remove.
One man banned from water.
Stephen Che.
Facing his toughest challenge yet.
Fuck.
One for Nick, one for Che.
Owen's looking dry.
Owen, what are you doing over there?
He's been crying enough today.
Oh my god. He's been crying enough today. He just lost his ear. But we can't have that.
The last thing you do is have fun.
Oh, my God.
It's John.
Oh.
Owen.
Oh.
All right, let's take a ten-minute break.
Ten-minute break.
One's all around.
Okay.
That Winovich is going to be here soon.
Winovich is going to be here.
Kyle, are you mad at the crowd today?
Are you okay?
Yeah, they suck.
Okay. They're making it so at the crowd today? Yeah, they suck.
They're making it so much harder for me.
Whoa.
You should probably just fight
someone from the crowd.
I'm messing, I'm messing. I would do the same thing.
Yeah, like what are you going to be going crazy
in the crowd? I don't know what I expect.
You wouldn't go to this.
I would never go to anything like this.
Just kidding.
Oh, juice tower.
There we go.
Oh, wow.
Juice is wild.
Brandon, drink it all, Brandon.
Wait, we could do a slow juice is wild.
I no longer hate the manager.
That was a cool move by him.
All right, so are we switching it to go?
I can't have any of that.
Are we switching it to go waterboarded by the juice tower?
Come on
Alright, I'll test it
I'll test it first
Let me test it
Throw a cup down here
At least you can pour it
You can't have it
We could do a slow juice is wild
I think it's a waterboard
Okay
Finish it
Yes
Coffee meme that shit.
You nice.
Make that a fucking coffee meme.
It's just juice.
It's just juice.
It's for Juice is Wild.
Is it just juice?
Oh, we're okay.
That guy keeps fucking getting me.
It's just juice.
It's just juice.
It's just fucking juice.
That's good for Juice is Wild, then.
You did technically ask for just juice.
Yeah, but it was like a wink wink.
A wink wink.
Just juice, bro.
We're just going to have some juice up here.
No big deal.
You want to try it again?
Maybe bring some just juice?
Hey, can we actually get the other juice?
J-O-O-S-E.
Let's get the other juice out of my product.
So you can't drink on stage and you can't drink in the bathroom.
I just drink so much juice.
And you can't fuck each other on the bowl.
What can you do? This place is a prison. you can't fuck each other on the bowl. Where are you want to start drinking? What can you do?
This place is a prison.
Just want to fuck one guy on the bowl in California.
This guy's not letting me fuck a man on the bowl.
KB's been getting laid every night.
Yeah, he has.
Yeah, he has.
But away games, though.
Only away games.
Here's the other thing that people don't realize.
People are like, oh, KB's so mean to the audience.
He threw a Yak Only Fans party in his room last night.
Yes.
What happened?
Four random Yak fans.
What happened with that?
Yeah, two guys, they support us.
They came to watch us.
I invited them.
It sounds bad and it looks bad.
We were drinking.
So KB hung out with them the entire night.
And he wouldn't hang out with us.
I called him and he just didn't pick up.
I saw them go out of KB's room
get drinks and then go back into KB's room.
You gave them a key.
And just so we're on our own.
They were cool.
They love my playlist. Everyone's room is like
around the pool. So it's like people hang
out at the pool and you were just hanging out with
other people hanging out outside the room.
You guys all saw?
Yes.
They were cool dudes.
They weren't cool dudes.
What were their names?
They weren't cool to you?
Not really.
They were nice to me.
Brandon, they didn't do anything to you.
What were their names?
Sure, they didn't do anything.
What were their names, KB?
Tim and we're texting now.
KB gave out his number to like five guys.
Are you texting him right now?
He said he could get us a Lambo.
Kevin, Kevin, yeah.
Tim and Kevin.
Shout out Tim and Kevin.
They're not here after a night with you.
What's going on?
I understand why they're not here.
They're tired.
KB hates us so much he'll just find random dudes in any city to be like,
I'd rather hang out with Tim and Kevin.
Way better option.
How did you dry so fast?
I'm kind of pissed.
Am I?
You look dry as a bone.
You look drier than when you got on stage to start off.
Yeah.
I think water dries you out.
Am I really that wet of a person?
Yeah.
You're wet presenting.
You're just sea wet. You're incredibly presenting. You're just seeing what's coming.
You're incredibly wet.
Incredibly wet.
It could just be, like, the finish you have on you.
You know how, like, some counters kind of look a little bit wet because of the finish?
That's not, like, a physical characteristic you want to find.
You're like a lacquer on you.
You'd rather be glossy than fully matte.
Exactly.
Yeah, you're glossy.
It looks worse because you're around a bunch of matte guys.
You guys are just dry.
We're matte.
We're matte.
Yeah, we're Matt.
Fucking itchy.
All right, spin the wheel again.
Spin the wheel.
We did take a ten-minute break.
I fucked.
That was a good riff.
That was a good riff.
I fucked on the bull before.
What?
I fucked on the bull before.
On the bull?
You fucked a bull.
A stud.
Same thing.
All right.
What do you got there in that bag, Brant?
I got a yak shirt.
Oh!
I got this yak shirt. Let me throw one. What shirt is that bag brand. I got a yak shirt. Oh! I got this yak shirt. Let me throw
one. What shirt is that?
Oh. I've never seen
that shirt in my life. No, that's fire. Lob City.
We're a fucking hoop show
now. That's fire.
He said that just one time.
Oh, yeah. Are you on the rocks?
Because you just got mossed.
Wow, that's the worst shirt ever.
Oh, my God. All right. Let me see. If we're a hoop show, we got toed. Wow, that's the worst shirt ever. Oh, my God.
All right.
Let me see.
If we're a hoop show, we got to start, like, crossing over people in the hall.
Like, Euro stepping in the hallway.
I want you to knock over, like, ten drinks.
Hit the camera.
See if you can nail the camera right down the middle.
These people do not.
They're not here for us.
Nail them in the face.
Actually, no, no, no.
Give them a shirt so they just have to fucking hold it for the rest of the night.
Just make their lives a little bit worse.
Are you guys here for us?
Oh, trying to knock over the bottles.
Hey, hey.
I was trying to knock over the bottles.
Brandon, she's not going to fuck you.
I didn't think she was.
She came with a guy, Brandon.
Oh, her boyfriend said she would.
No, no, he's joking.
She might.
Oh, she's here for Nick.
What?
Hey, listen. You ever ridden for Nick? What? Hey, listen.
Never in the bowl?
No.
Listen, honey.
Shut that down so fast.
Honey, get in line.
You've seen the females of Barstool Sports these days.
Let's talk about that.
They all love Chad.
Let's talk about that.
Chad.
Let's spin the wheel.
Let's spin the wheel.
You don't know why you love him.
Chad is Chef Donnie.
It's confirmed.
Is that true?
Oh, okay.
Confirmed?
I can't cook.
Not quite.
You're pawning it off on Chef Donnie?
Yes.
Damn.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Chef Donnie.
This was your master plan?
Yeah.
You had two weeks to come up with someone.
You came up with Chef Donnie?
Cute as a button.
He is cute.
He is cute as a button.
Big lats.
Wide lats. Wide lats.
Wide lats.
Good set of shoulders on him.
Best lats in the office, KB.
Rattle them off.
I'm the only one who ever shows my torso.
Chef Donnie has all showed our torso yesterday.
I've been in the pool with my fat.
You've seen my torso a lot.
On the main page.
Me falling in the pool got like 10 million views on Reels.
My fat fucking gut and my breasts.
10 million, bro.
Huge population of people.
It's a diamond plaque, pussy.
There's actually 20 million.
20 million.
No, it's actually 100 million.
Twin.
Alright, I need to see if I'm getting wet.
Alright, let's go.
Where's your twin at?
We all have one.
Here we go. Next person to get two more'm getting wet. All right, let's go. Where's your twin at? We all have one. Here we go.
Next person to get two more is getting wet.
That's right.
Next person to get two.
And see ya.
Bye-bye.
Off with your head.
No, doesn't Owen already have two?
No.
Owen has two now.
Wow.
Sass called it.
Sorry, bro.
It's got to be honest.
The Oracle Sass.
Wow.
Owen's done two.
Doesn't Sass die at 24? He does. The Oracle Owen. Don't goass. Wow. Owen's done Sass die at 24?
The Oracle Owen.
Don't go there.
Damn.
Fuck.
Is that two for Nicky?
That's two for Nicky.
If Che is the driest, then I don't know if the wheel is Justin.
If Che is the driest, the wheel never spins again.
That's right.
And we only play basketball.
It's a basketball show fully. One more time, CJ. never spins again. That's right. And we only play basketball. It's a basketball show fully.
One more time, CJ.
Bye, boys.
No, no.
I don't think so, Nick.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Oh, Nicky.
Oh, Nicky.
Bye-bye.
Nick, break the bottle.
Give it up for Nick.
Break the bottle, Nick.
Give it up for Nick.
Give it up for Nick.
Break the bottle, brother. Hey, can you pass. Give it up for Nick. Break the bottle, brother.
Hey, can you pass that?
I'm going to put that over here.
The blanket.
The blanket.
The blanket.
Thank you.
The blanket.
The Afghan.
The Afghan.
There's not.
Okay.
Dude, if Che doesn't get wet, fuck that guy.
Where's Tank?
Where is Tank?
Oh, yeah.
What is?
Uh-oh.
Okay. This motherfucker. Getting it up
for Tank Thursday.
Alright, let's bring him out. Frank the Tank.
Yes, sir.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Joe Burrow.
Give it up. We got
Barack Obama.
Ghislaine Maxwell. I told the story yesterday of walking down this road right here when I went to get wet.
And a car pulled over and somebody said, Brandon Walker, you suck.
And it sounded just like Frank the Tank.
And last night I talked to him.
I said, Frank, somebody sounded just like you.
He said, no, that was me.
Brandon Walker, you suck.
Give it to him.
Ron does a great Frank. Yeah. You do great. No, that was me. Brendan Walker, you suck. Give it to him. Broan does a great prank.
Yeah.
You do a great prank.
No, no.
I just do the mannerist one.
He does.
He does that.
Can you do an Abe?
An Abe Miranda?
No, his godbrother?
Godcousin?
You kind of dress like Abe.
Me?
You're kind of dressed in Abe's aesthetic, bro.
You are.
Abe is on this time. I'm cosplaying're kind of dressed in Abe's aesthetic, bro. You are. Abe is on this
type of time, bro.
He's not cosplaying as Abe.
Where's Abe's goofy ass?
He's probably in his
fucking hot tub.
Abe lives in one of these
four million dollar
mansions out here.
That's true.
On the poor side of town.
He's in Beverly Hills.
Lives in the broke part
of Beverly Hills.
Poor guy.
He's never going to make it
in this fucking town.
Who does?
I feel like Nick is reticent to get wet because he has been protecting his print all week.
He's been very guarded about his dong and all that.
Nick's got a hammer.
I've never considered the idea of Nick having a penis.
Have you talked to any of the women at Barlow's?
He's got a hairy one is what I always picture.
Like the Cousin it type of dick.
It bangs when it's wet.
Stephen Che is asking if we need him to come eat the sundae right now.
Nah. Okay.
I mean, he could. He can come up.
Where is Nick? Where is he? Yeah, he can. Oh, there he is.
Right there. Yeah, if you want to, Stephen.
You can just come out here with the boys for a second.
You can just come sit and eat it.
Show off the tattoo.
Chase Winowitz is going to beat his wet ass.
Oh, there he goes right there.
Who?
Nick.
Yeah, Nick's right there.
Is that crazy how you can see him here and there?
I thought he was much further down the street.
Brandon, what did you do all day?
Because you get into what you should have done.
No, I did what I was contractually obligated to do.
Which you could have done at 9 a.m.
We started at 9 a.m.
I was there for two hours.
No way.
Yes, I was.
Come on.
You ever shot a video with Corey Rutledge?
Oh.
That's true.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
Did you shoot with him today?
That's fucked up.
It's going to be excellent.
It's going to be awesome.
It's going to be fantastic.
But it took a while.
What was it for?
I don't really know how to do it.
You were editing?
Yeah.
Why were you editing? Son of a boy, Dan. Oh, and it's every episode. Hey really know how to do it. You were editing? Yeah. Why were you editing?
Son of a boy dad.
Oh, and it's every episode.
Hey, hey, listen, sweetie.
You don't edit anymore.
Okay?
How much editing does son of a boy dad require?
Yeah.
Oh, bro.
We had to do it out loud.
I'm just asking.
Do you know how many times, like, you think that Joe Rogan said the N-word?
We let it fly, buddy.
Also, needing less production is a compliment.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yes.
You guys are just a conversation.
Some of you boys got teams of 18 in there.
Oh.
It's probably pretty easy to pump it out when the whole staff is working.
Oh.
We're not talking about Brandon.
We're not talking about one of my shows.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, we are, buddy.
What show do I have with a team?
The Brandon Walker College Football Show that has 12 people
and you take the best room in the main two hours of the day.
That's a live show.
It's out of season.
No, no, no.
I don't take the best room.
I'm the only person there at 6 o'clock.
Anus hasn't been able to record this week.
You had the best room.
We were actively recording.
It's 6 o'clock.
This is why we've got to end Season 6.
It's getting nasty.
3 o'clock where we are.
It's usually empty when I do my show.
Season 7 will have fist fights.
That we promise you.
We'll be boxing.
Let's play a basketball clip.
Do we have a new one?
Can we get a new one?
We're playing basketball.
It's Nick Ronick.
We love that basketball.
Nick's dying.
We love it.
Is he trying to dry off the world?
Can you just YouTube bad basketball players?
I think we're them.
We are they, bro.
I want to watch other people.
We're the DeSanga die-op.
I remember I used to just go in my driveway
and brick layups listening to Remember the Name
by Fort Minor.
We're on Shaq and a Fool type time.
We're on JaVale McGee type time.
Look at this fucking guy.
We play how Russ plays on the Lakers.
Why is Nick running?
Yeah, he doesn't have the stamina for this.
I don't know, dude.
We all kind of like, I feel like we all felt something today after we hooped it up.
I felt good.
I felt good.
I feel sore in places I didn't ever got.
Yeah, I'm waking up parts of my body, my ankles.
I promise you season seven we'll do a fully mic'd up episode of full court 21
where everyone has to see it.
Every man for himself.
Every man for himself, but you can't leave the court until you score 21.
Twos and threes, though.
21.
That'll be a long-ass game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's going to be awesome. Oh, yeah. It's going to be incredible. And we'll threes, though. 21. That'll be a long-ass game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's going to be a long-ass game.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be incredible.
And we'll be mic'd up.
So we'll just have that be the show.
Nope.
Yeah, fuck it.
Why did he take his shoes off?
So he's looking for the bottle?
Okay, there's the bottle.
Oh, he's going to hurt himself.
He's going to hurt himself.
He's going to break himself.
Oh!
He did!
He broke it!
That looked like it had to have burned.
That was some Buffalo Bill shit.
His glasses are gone.
He's so much uglier when he doesn't have his glasses.
His body's so feeble.
I know it's broken.
It's just jarring to see him without glasses.
He looks ugly without them.
Makes me want to puke in my mouth.
Stop.
But you know.
He could easily break it if he does some more.
Oh, you think he will?
Tell him to do more.
Do you think it hurt?
Tell him to do more, Cody.
You loosened that up, though.
I did, yeah.
Cody, tell him to run it one more time.
Oh, is that Tim and Kevin over there?
They're already there?
Yeah, they're starting early.
Good dudes. They're waiting for the guy to they're starting early. Good dudes.
They're waiting for the guy to come by.
What do you got?
Mint chocolate chip?
What is he saying?
He broke his watch.
No.
That's a shame.
It was the Audemars too.
Or no, it was the Patek Philippe that he had on.
That's the 44K.
Watches are the only thing he treats himself on.
He loves watches. He loves watches.
He loves watches.
Watches and new Barstool Sports tires.
He had the bottom one.
The only two things Nick is passionate about.
They're not as great.
So when's the Boy Award?
Steven, I don't like that you're still wearing glasses. You think you look way cooler
than you are right now.
It's a good shirt.
I had to wear contacts to do
athletic events.
No, your glasses right now.
What are you talking about?
Well, I'm always a glasses guy. It doesn't feel weird.
Ah, you're right.
Put it back on.
You're right.
I didn't get a spoon for this.
Was this your big shirt?
Like, when you packed, were you like...
I'm trying to think of what it looks like.
I think it's a cool shirt.
It's like a World War II, like, general or some shit.
Or, like, someone who was, like, stationed in Hawaii
or, like, a fucking bellhop at the Pro Bowl.
It's like what John McCain wore on the weekends.
Yeah, some shit like that.
It's just like...
Super Bowl 37, we won it. Against the Raiders in San Diego. No, no, no. It's not what John McCain wore on the weekends. Yeah, some shit like that. It's just like, yeah.
Super Bowl 37, we won it.
It's Raiders, San Diego.
No, no, no.
It's not what you're going for.
It's something other than what you're going for.
It's a bike shirt.
You're much older than you appear in this shirt.
This shirt is an old person's shirt.
Oh, okay.
I'm much younger than I appear.
Should I put the mic in front of your mouth?
Come on, Che.
Sorry, TJ.
Fucking A, man. TJ dubbed you. TJ, by the way, is leaving right after this. To get on, Che. Sorry, T.J. Fucking A, man. T.J., by the way,
is leaving right after this
to get a full sleeve.
Massive tattoo.
To get a three,
four hour tattoo.
I really want to get a tattoo.
Yeah, he says
he's either going to be here
or here.
If I get drunk enough.
Yeah.
A little one.
I want to get one.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'll get one.
I know a guy.
Yeah, but he doesn't
do apostrophes.
Yeah.
I knew it was a woman in the interview.
I want Nick's tattoos or Liam.
Liam has sick tattoos.
Look at Owen's knife.
Owen's got some cool ones.
He got a knife.
When did you get that?
A couple months ago.
We've been in sweatshirt season, though.
I want that.
He got a knife, dude.
Just a cute little knife.
Let me have that.
Do you still think the apostrophe is a cursive issue?
Huh?
No tats?
No tats, bro.
So looking it up, if you do cursive, you're not supposed to lift your pen up.
You can put the apostrophe in after.
But you do come in after and do it every time.
Yeah.
So you fucked up.
So you can come in and do it after, though.
I didn't fuck up.
I put it in the tattoo generator correctly.
It's clear that they lifted the pen up, though, because all the letters would be connected.
Yeah.
You fucked me.
So they could have went back.
Your tattoo's trash.
No, I like it.
Also, looking at her,
simply you got to go back and add the T.
Cross your T's, dot your J's.
Wait, Steven, you wore this outfit tonight,
and you knew there was, like,
a pretty good chance you could have gone in the pool.
Yeah, so this is also versatile.
I'd rather get wet tonight than tomorrow.
Well, it ain't happening, bro.
It's down to two men.
Well, he might be the dry guy, though.
Yeah, he might be, which would really be unfortunate.
I was a dry guy for 20 years.
Dry guy?
What?
Are you talking about not doing drugs or being a virgin?
Not getting pussy, yeah.
Virgin, virgin, virgin.
And then those four lucky women showed up.
Steven doesn't know how to use a lighter.
Yeah, no, they all at once.
Very staggered.
And it all come at the same time.
I didn't get a spoon.
This is going to be a disaster.
I'll do the five Sunday first.
Do we do all the ads?
We need to talk about wood, and maybe KB can talk about wood. I want to do an ad.
Hey, I'm tired as fuck.
My boy's trying to earn his keep.
Come on, KB.
What do we got?
Wood.
Throw a t-shirt.
Been using it every day.
That guy's got a new attitude.
You do it.
Been using the wood every day.
Been using the smooth brandy and Madagascar vanilla.
The coastal lavender and sea salt.
I also have free wood.
Oh, yeah.
Let me throw one of those.
That's heavy.
Those would be fun to throw.
Oh, these are heavy.
Oh, no. These are heavy. See if you can knock over one one of those. That's heavy. Those would be fun to throw. Oh, these are heavy. Oh, no.
See if you can knock over one of the towers.
Split the upright.
See if you can split the towers.
I wanted to do it, but that actually would hurt someone.
No, not if they catch it.
What about Royals guy?
I'm giving it to Royals guy.
You can make it happen.
No, no.
Throw it to him.
Throw it.
I can't throw it to that guy.
Yes, you can.
Low and tight.
Underhand, but fast.
All right.
Keep doing your wood ad read.
It's the best.
Get it at CBS.
They have incredible sense.
I've been on the Golden Hour all freaking week.
All week.
It's like a smooth brandy.
No, don't do that.
Oh, he missed it.
Catch it with the hands, not the body.
This fucking Royals guy is the biggest loser.
Oh, man.
All he does is lose.
That's bad.
He is a loser.
All he does is lose.
That's all he does.
We are losers, too, though.
We are losers.
Yeah, I know, but he loses a lot.
It takes one to know one.
Yeah, he's –
We know.
We've had a few, you know, interactions with him, and he's just lost.
He's a lost boy.
Yeah, it's tough.
He's bad.
Who knows? He knows this week
has not gone his way.
Even his buddy is like, god damn it, dude.
That hit him right in the arm.
I know.
I know.
Did you break your watch?
Your shorts are filthy.
And that's...
That's a PSO, right?
It's not waterproof?
No, and I was just about to send this off to my boy to get it iced. Your shorts are filthy. And that's... Wait. That's a PSO, right? That's an Audemars. It's not waterproof? It's not waterproof?
No, and I was just about to send this off to my boy to get it iced.
You're right.
Let me see it.
You're going to bust down the bezel?
Nick, you dent at that thing.
You're pretty hard on yourself budgeting, and watches are the one thing you let yourself splurge on.
I splurge on watches.
Yeah, this Patek is fucking ruined now.
Is that broken?
Is it not?
It'll be right twice a day.
It's going.
Yeah, you're right.
No, no, it's just not supposed to get wet.
But what does it matter?
It's good.
It's good.
Don't water your water.
I'm not worried about it.
It was my grandfather's.
That was?
No!
I made a funny joke when you were gone about watches.
I won't repeat it.
There's one under my asshole.
Watch.
Shop wood at getwood.com.
Oh, yeah.
Your local CVS.
Go, Philz.
How are you feeling, Nick?
You happen to have that over with?
Yeah, I am.
Why?
You look good.
Yeah, I would imagine you would be.
Was the camera quality good enough to see my, like, tiny little cock?
We know it's me.
We knew you were worried about it, too.
And it wasn't.
We didn't see any cock.
Well, when you're worried, it makes it smaller.
I know.
That's true.
That's true.
You're right.
You had to be brave.
And you were very brave to jump into that with the, I mean, you broke it.
Yeah.
We did it better than Katie.
No, you dented it.
Why wouldn't you keep doing it? Oh, no. Mean girls, you broke it. Yeah. Better than KB? No, you dented it. Why wouldn't you keep doing it?
Oh, no.
Mean girls, yeah.
Tough.
Oh, look at that.
Great job.
Look at this, Nick.
Look at yourself.
You fucking crushed that, dude.
This is an athletic answer.
That's Bill's Mafia shit.
That's beautiful.
That's some wrestling shit, Brandon.
I should have gone through it.
J-Ro and finish the job.
Did Embiid know that this wasn't really breakable?
Because she said, don't break it, and it seemed to be hurting us.
She was worried about us, like, touching it.
Right.
I thought it was made of, like, tissue paper.
It's just an actual bottle.
It's glass.
Yes.
Yes.
Damn.
Now, run back the clip of the guy missing the thing you threw.
Oh, we have a clip of that?
Did you throw something out? So you had a T-shirt in your hand and the guys all the way back there as i was walking back
were like this like you could throw it that far it's a t-shirt brandon was like i got this did
you miss out on the did somebody steal the products after you missed it somebody else got
the product this guy's a loser i mean that in an endearing way. The guys behind him are kind of assholes. I'm not saying this.
That's way more of an insult.
It's not a spoiler.
Because, yeah, it's not a spoiler.
He's a loser. He was at trivia
last night and he lost.
He was bad at trivia.
I don't think the miss was that bad.
Last night or this one?
It was bad. You've got to throw your chest in front of it.
I'm saying this in an endearing way, but also
a truthful way.
Why?
This is very true.
Maybe not endearing. I'm saying
that it's facts.
Way more mean.
But all he's done is lost.
Keep talking. Who are we talking about?
He's lost. Have you seen him get talking about? Well, he's lost.
Have you seen him get a win?
No, I haven't.
He's brought.
I feel bad.
All right, we have some more awarding KBs.
All right, let's give him a win.
Let's give him a win.
Let's get him a win.
What are we going to get him a win for?
A little waterboard and with the juice.
He can come to my room.
All right, you know what?
Give me a wheel.
Give me a wheel.
Wait, we're inviting this guy up?
No, yeah, give me a wheel.
TJ, that just says winner or loser. Juice is wild. Here it is. No, it's him? Give me a wheel. Give me a wheel. Wait, we're playing this guy up? No, yeah, give me a wheel, TJ, that just says winner or loser.
Here it is.
No, it's a winner or loser.
Whatever it lands on, that's what you are. What's your name?
Jesus Christ.
Matt?
Zach.
Zach.
Maybe go with Matt.
With an H or a K.
Go with Matt.
Go with Matt.
H or a K.
Matt.
All right, so would you, Zach, would you say, just thumbs up or thumbs down,
would you say, I'm not being mean when I say you have lost this one.
No, I've had you every day.
It's been a tough one.
Yeah, he's had a tough one.
All right.
So here we go.
Zach, winner or loser?
I got KB's jersey yesterday.
All right.
You got, oh.
Nice.
Nice.
I have Scabies.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Do it.
Winner or loser? Come on, winner. Win. Getabies. Yeah. Yeah. All right, here we go. Do it. Winner or loser?
Come on, winner.
Win.
Get a win.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, there he is.
You got your first win.
Did you want to get a win?
Nothing.
Get out of here.
You can do juices wild.
Maybe you can pour a juice out of so much juice.
That really puts the whole wheel in just.
He can still come back.
Yeah, the wheel is.
Well, no, maybe it is.
You guys were saying I was being too mean, so that's just.
We could pour this juice on somebody.
He's now one in like eight this week.
Marlon Humphrey asked me if I had a swastika tattoo yesterday.
Oh, you did?
He asked you?
He did?
You need to get a new tattoo.
I need to get this covered up.
What is it again?
It's not a swastika.
It's anything but that.
What is it?
I think that's the problem right there. It would be much better if it was a swastika. It's anything but that. What is it? It would be better if it was a swastika. I think that's the problem right there.
It would be much better if it was a swastika.
It's a realistic Pokemon map.
It's a Pokemon?
It's the map of Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow.
It's a stripped down Pokemon.
Yes.
But it's...
Whenever you start a sentence with,
my tattoo's not a swastika.
Yeah.
You've already lost.
When you got the tattoo,
did the tattoo artist start around a swastika and then build from there?
I just had one up, and he's like, all right.
Is there a swastika within the tattoo?
Multiple.
Every window pane has a swastika in it.
You can do a brain teaser how many swastikas you can make with your tattoo.
I think it's in triple digits.
I wish I was kidding.
3,000 permutations.
You go to Cracker Barrelrel and you just play a game.
Wait, so what did he say?
Did he say it?
He was just like, my pants were like this.
And he was just like, he pointed at it and he was like, what's this?
I was like, it's like a tattoo.
He's like, well, what is it?
And I was like, I don't know.
And I pulled it up and he was like, oh, okay, I like it.
I was like, we know where that was going.
My boy hated anti-Semitism.
Yeah, he did.
I love that about mine.
He's very anti-Semite.
That's right.
Did he DM you guys, too, afterwards?
Yep.
What, he ran Link Game with you?
Was he in your hotel room?
He said, we got to do it again sometime.
He DMed me.
He's like, yo, you see my boys Tim and Kevin?
I lost them.
He asked me, he was like, let me know
if you got any content going. Just you, like, love to hop in.
Is that why they're not here? They hopped
on Skandrick's flight? Yeah. They just
rode with Skandrick down to Cabo? Right down there.
Orlando DM'd me
after, which is like, I fucking hate you.
Skandrick hated us. I don't know.
He and Brandon got kicked off
just for, like, sitting next to him. He said, y'all gotta
go. I didn't say a word the whole time.
And that's why.
He did not like us.
Yeah.
One bit.
Nah, he fucked with me.
Funny guy.
He low-key did.
Yeah?
He was like, you stay.
You stay right here.
I need you around.
I'm gonna take your fucking show.
I like your energy.
He's gonna replace Hujmanzada with you.
I think so.
Yeah, maybe.
Uh-oh. I gotta, yeah. Yeah Zada with you. I think so. I fucked with the first half of that tat. Yeah, maybe. Uh-oh.
I got to, yeah.
Yeah.
This was bad.
Square it off.
How long have you had it?
It ends up being a nice conversation.
About a year.
Yeah, but you don't really want that at all.
I'll let you guys pick out what goes over top.
More swastikas.
Oh, shit.
It'll just blend. Maybe mix bath with those hands. More swastikas. Oh, shit. It'll just blend.
Maybe make a bath with those hands.
Yeah, just cover it up with the ice.
What are you doing, bro?
I got Takis on my hand after I was giving them to my buddy Stephen Che over Sunday.
They're so jam-packed with flavor, they can't stay on the chip.
There's so much flavor.
But I was going to lick my fingers, as one would normally do,
but instead I'm not eating anything except for...
I like the fact that you keep getting
them wet and just rubbing it around.
Did you see how red my shit was earlier?
I did, it was gross. It looked like a
primiscus monkey. Much like one.
You're on your primiscus
monkey shit. It looked like a
high-viscus monkey. Soon this is just going to be sounds.
Every time we say it, we say it worse.
Oh, man.
I'm watching this... I noticed you've just been watching say it worse. Oh, man. I'm watching this.
I noticed you've just been watching this game.
South Carolina, Kentucky, I'm just like, damn, they are so much better than us.
It's a women's basketball game right now.
It's also the number one team in the country.
It's supposed to be better than us.
Why haven't you banned Wagon on Providence yet?
What?
Why haven't you banned Wagon on Providence yet?
Or like, not banned Wagon.
They're number 11 team in the country.
I've banned them. I've banned them. I've been waiting for them to have a letdown spot and they won't have it.
Bro, are you reading Macbeth right now?
No. He's looking for references in Macbeth.
No, I wasn't.
Wow.
Joke stealer.
Fucking NCA over here.
Do you guys watch the Olympics at all?
No. Next topic.
For sure.
I watched some of it this morning.
What were you watching?
Which event?
I watched the big air ski.
Bro, I've been working so hard, I haven't even turned on my TV.
It's true.
I didn't turn mine on until the other day.
Yeah.
I watched it on my phone.
So maybe you've got to work harder.
Maybe.
Didn't sound like you were working hard when you were out all hours of the night last night.
Oh, yeah.
Where the hell were you?
Me and Rowan were kicking it with our friend A.B.
Yeah, it's unbelievable you haven't brought that up until now.
No, it was nothing to bring up.
We were hanging out with A.B.
Is he as good of a guy in person as he seems to be online?
If I ranked how I like a person on whether or not they give us free weed,
he's the greatest guy I've ever met.
There it is.
Simple as that. That's how I guy I've ever met. There it is. Simple as that.
That's how I base all of my
judgments of people.
He and Larsa Pippen.
The two together?
Yeah, a little bit of an item.
She belongs to the streets.
She flirt with you?
No. She flirt with Ron?
Yes.
She grabs his balls.
Not his cock.
Not his cock.
Absolutely not.
I could have these if I wanted them.
These are simple.
She rolled them like she died.
She rolled them like she had Skittles in her hand.
She's like, these are mine.
Happy shit you want my boy?
Come on.
She jostled you good.
She jostled my nutties, bro.
Bro, I'm worried about...
I'm worried about Winovich.
Is he running a flake game?
Well, he said 545, because we're going to have Dave up here, too.
545 and two dicks.
Hey.
What time is it?
542.
Oh, shit.
Winovich.
Winovich.
It's fucking L.A. traffic.
Stood up by Winovich.
I can't believe that peanut truck pulled up earlier.
Winovich is an industry planet, actually.
What? Which industry?
Give me the rundown on this guy.
You've done the research.
No, I don't know.
You've done the research.
He's like the white Palomalu.
He played at Michigan, now plays for the Patriots.
Did you say the blonde rigs?
His name is Winovich,
which is cool as fuck.
And also Chase, which is also cool.
Ah, yeah, it depends.
And we'll see what...
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, we'll see what you tweeted about him.
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't make anything about Chase.
You didn't?
I didn't tweet about him.
I've never tweeted about the man.
Did you do a Winovich?
No, I just...
No, I didn't do anything too mean.
He's the one that would hit me.
No, I don't think so.
HGH?
You didn't do anything mean?
I need to review.
All right, good.
I was going to say, I'm going to have to review all of these.
I'm excited what you're going to do about Kevin from The Office.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to be brutal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Be really mean.
He doesn't take no shit, though.
He doesn't take any shit.
Like, these athletes are pretty calm about themselves.
Like, he might whip your ass. Like, he might whip your ass.
Yeah, he might whip your ass.
I'd lose fast.
Oh, we should show him the basketball clips.
Oh, yeah.
That shit is apropos.
Oh, fuck, that's apropos.
Should we do a chili wheel with him?
Oh, yeah.
Who has to spill chili?
Oh, that shit is so apropos.
Fuck, that shit is apropos.
Who's going to sit in Roan's chair?
Do you think him and Frank?
Is it Brandon or Nick?
Brandon.
I think it's Nick.
Damn, yeah.
Brandon has...
I mean, KB has seniority over everybody.
I thought Coley's flying out.
Coley, yeah?
Yeah.
And Karabas.
And Karabas.
Yeah, he hit me up.
Rocket did?
Yeah.
Oh, he should throw his bag at practice.
What's in there?
What's in that bag?
What do you got?
What's in your bag?
What'd you get?
What you got in that bag?
You're just carrying around your cell phone in a bag?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What was that?
Where'd you get the bag?
What?
Oh, he couldn't put it in his pocket on the way back.
He had to get a bag for his phone.
That makes sense.
How are the Osiris's drying out?
That's a good shoe.
Dude, it is a really clean shoe. It's's a good shoe. Dude, it is a really clean
shoe. It's a really
good shoe. It looks clean on foot, bro.
Really clean on foot.
Wait a minute. You haven't given us
the price rundown today. The price rundown.
Yeah, give us the prices.
Tell us what you're feeling, what you're not feeling.
Oreo Osirises, $490.
Truys,
$550. The Vy's, $550.
The vintage Volcom, $140.
What about the hat?
What about the lid?
The lid is something light.
I think it was $60.
Humble.
Keeping it humble.
Keeping it humble.
Something light.
Yeah, I knew I was going to be getting wet.
Where did you go to buy this?
You actually look good.
You've been keeping it humble all week.
I've been joke dressing all week, and it's been working.
Yeah, this one is actually legit.
People like me way more.
Yeah.
This one's a legit good.
I think that's how dressing well starts, or having a style.
You start joking, and then it just turns into your actual style.
You're not going to be able to pay rent this month.
No.
No, no, no.
No money.
You're going to have to
Stock X those Osirises
Fucking claw out of that hole
Juice is wild
One juice is wild
One juice is wild
Why are you yawning, Sass?
Come on
I'm crashing
I know
We got a rebound for tomorrow
We are such bitches
That this week has taken it out of us
I just can't get over how soft we are.
Well, I do think this morning was probably a little too much.
We got in the car and we were just like, what are we doing?
Yeah, it was a lot.
Shut up.
Fuck you.
It was a lot.
One fun day.
We need it.
It was fun.
That's what I was saying.
What if it's season seven and this is probably stupid as fuck,
but if we had a wheel that, like, had extraordinarily awesome things on it.
Like, you get to go on fucking vacation.
Six Flags.
Mink coat.
That's not awesome.
Good wheel.
Which one is it?
Six Flags.
Why is that not awesome?
Okay, it is.
Rent out Six Flags.
A guy like you?
Fast Pass?
Fast Pass.
Fast Pass or something.
Good option.
A good option wheel where we're like fucking Dob Pass or something. Like, good option. A good option wheel.
Where we're like fucking Dobrik or Mr. Beast or some shit.
We're just giving Gucci away.
But to ourselves, though.
I like that.
It's like the homies get a million.
What if the homies get a million bucks or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like those are, I mean.
A million dollar wheel?
Let's just start doing Mr. Beast challenges.
Let's do one for tomorrow.
Good wheel tomorrow?
Let's do a good wheel.
Let's see who can keep our hands on Kevin from The Office
the longest.
No, let's actually do that.
That would be fun.
Without his consent.
Without his consent.
We've got to rotate in, though.
Everyone gets like two minutes
and whoever can maximize...
Kevin from The Office
is coming on tomorrow.
Yes.
He's going to be very confused.
No.
I'm going to give him my worst.
He's the only guy that we're going to make sure he really is true.
I'm going to creep him out.
Should we all black out tomorrow?
Him and Frank are the two biggest creators on Cameo.
Those are the two millionaires off Cameo.
They hate each other.
Somebody should keep saying all this stuff, but, like, Brandon actually does hate the guy.
You hate Kevin?
Oh, he hates him.
I don't like the character
I mean, that shit can come up tomorrow
It's not a big deal
He hates him
Are you going to tell him that you don't like the character?
Yeah, but I like you
You're going to have to get into
The thing you're only known for
Yeah, you're going to have to get into a full-blown
Argument?
Argument
And everything you say is going to have to be
You know what I mean
Okay, I can do that
So I'm very angry at Kevin
Well, no, this is what you actually feel.
Okay, all right.
You don't like him.
I will let my hatred out.
But you've got to end every single sentence.
You know what I mean.
Let's do a chilly wheel.
You hated Oscar as well.
I hated Oscar tremendously, yes.
Well, no, no, not in the first season.
Yeah, you didn't hate him until like season two.
Yeah, second or third.
That's right.
Second or third season, he really started hating me.
When he was an accountant.
No, he was always.
You said you hated his attitude? Bad character progression. That's right. Second or third season, he really started. When he was an accountant. No, he was always. You said his attitude was bad.
Bad character progression.
Owen's right.
I hated him from the jump.
Oscar's vibes remind me of you in the office, and everybody says that.
Not the looks, but the mannerisms.
The mannerisms, the lifestyle.
You got the same mannerisms?
When KB went to crunch today, Oscar was there waiting.
Yeah, he's one of the fans.
Oscar loves KB.
Dude, we're not going to get Winovich.
He's not coming.
12 minutes out.
We're going to get him right at the end.
We got 11 minutes left in the show.
Can we get Dave?
Yeah, we can get Dave.
It's classic Winovich.
Let's get Dave up here.
Dave.
Let's get Dave up here.
Because Winovich will get up here
And then we'll finish the show with Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
And let's hear it for Kareem
Kareem
Dave
Does this count as a guess? You leading the round? Scouts and guests What'd you say about him? And let's hear it for Kareem. Kareem. Dave.
Does this count as a guess?
It counts as a guess.
What did you say about him?
No, no, no.
I didn't know.
Did you tweet?
I think Sass has some real ones.
Oh, yes. Let's make Dave do juices wild.
No, let's have...
No, it's not wet.
No, it's not wet.
Two wet seats are on this couch.
Let's show Sass's mean tweets to Dave.
I never tweeted anything about Dave.
This fucks up our show because I have to do all our planning because Kareem put, like, the wheel.
Again, go ahead.
You want to use the wheel?
You can have the wheel.
Use the wheel.
Yeah, use the wheel.
We're going to leave juice for you.
Do a wheel.
Do a random wheel.
What is that? We thought they were going to bring us a drink. They, use a reel. We're going to leave juice for you. Do a reel. Do a random reel.
What is that?
We thought they were going to bring us a drink.
They brought us just juice.
Well, yeah, because I think I've learned we're in the parking lot. We're not like zoned.
These people can drink.
We can't.
We're not zoned to drink.
Correct.
One foot away.
And I said, I was like, can you bring up some juice?
Wink, wink.
And he fucking actually brought juice out.
So am I replacing Winovich?
Well, he said he's like five minutes out.
Yeah, he's late, so that's going to put me in a box
because he's supposed to be on this show,
and then he's going to show up, and it's like we're BFFs.
Well, then he'll just show up, and we'll kick him out.
All right.
Michigan man is supposed to be on time.
That a boy, Sass.
Fuck him.
Yo, you want to see Sass on the fast break?
Show Sass on the fast break today.
It's Barstool Sports, Dave.
This is your company.
It's back.
Yeah, we're playing basketball again.
Six people, every man for themselves.
You would have loved it.
It was a great time.
Who was here when we played in that basketball tournament and we didn't win a game?
We were in a league.
Yes.
Against random dudes in New league. Yes I get a random dude
Road rock road cross up KB KB's in the fucking
Now you got sass running the fast I gotta be honest I feel better about our show
yeah
this was just wildly
confidence boosting
yeah exactly
we played it like six times
I've been like
oh the Yaks
is this unbelievable show
and that
no
we're all standing
good
I'm getting there
exactly
we're all standing
from the office
we're losers
they're all
but we're losers
yeah
oh yeah look at this.
Listen to this.
Steve Jay, like Michael Scott, taking a super seat.
No, did you hear that?
Play it again.
Yeah, he sucks.
Where is he?
Portnoy.
Portnoy.
Portnoy.
For the half-hour time.
He said he was doing his shout-outs.
I have a busted shoulder.
Where is Steven Chay?
He's back there somewhere.
He's doing social clips in the truck.
So how did your show go today?
It was good.
Yeah, it was good.
Nick got wet.
KB got wet.
Yeah, we're down to one.
You know that yesterday at Trivia, Owen introduced himself to me?
But didn't Owen get in trouble when Dukes got in trouble?
Didn't Owen get lit up?
No, I've met him before.
He's like, hey, I'm Owen.
I'm like, all right.
Owen, what the fuck?
Yeah, we sent him into your office like it's his first day.
I don't know.
Come on, Owen.
Was he doing a bit?
Yeah, we never talked.
No, he was not doing a bit.
I was like, I met you.
You're the boring guy.
And then I turned around.
I pat him and go, great talk.
He just walked away.
Frank refuses to learn his name because he's too boring.
No, I knew who he was.
Owen told us.
He was like, I had a conversation with Dave.
We were like, how'd it go?
And he went, hmm.
Well, what are you supposed to say when he just came up?
He's like, hey, I'm Owen.
I guess you introduced yourself.
Haven't you been here for like a year or something?
Yeah, I'm Dave.
Yeah, that's what you said. You a year or something? I'm Dave.
That's what you said.
You're supposed to say I'm Dave.
You're a weirdo.
That's I think what I said.
I was like, all right, you're a weirdo. No, when Dukes got in trouble, you yelled at Owen and you were like, get your team together.
Like, you better get your boys to fucking straighten up and fly right.
I said that?
Yeah.
You tapped my shoulder in the kitchen.
I was getting a snack and you just go like nose to nose with me. You go my shoulder in the kitchen. I was getting a snack, and you just go, like, nose to nose to me.
You go, manage your fucking team.
We were in the kitchen with you.
I said that.
Because Dukes was running roughshod.
I was on, like, month four being there, yeah.
Why did I think you were smart?
Because they lived together.
Owen lives with Sass and Dukes, and he works on a sportsbook as well.
Oh, the sportsbook.
I do. It wasn't his team. It was on you as much as it was on Dukes, and he works on the sportsbook as well. Oh, the sportsbook. It was his team.
It was on you as much as it was on Dukes.
Yeah.
It's all on gas.
Everything that goes, it all filters back up the gas, not wanting to do anything.
Fucking TV.
I was pumped.
Leave from the front.
That means I thought you had some sort of responsibility.
I don't remember.
I don't remember saying it.
Literally, little do we know, like there's nothing you could have done for Dukes. I don't remember. I don't remember saying it. Literally, little do we know, like, there's nothing you could have done for
dudes.
You can't stop.
But since then, has dudes fucked up like that?
Like, you did get your team together.
You're managing your team.
Yeah.
He did something else stupid, but he's stupid.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's why it's on Owen.
Like, he can't be blamed for being stupid.
I don't mind dudes.
He's just a dumb kid.
Yeah.
He admits it.
Yeah.
He's a brother's keeper. I want you to just be in charge. Yeah, that's it. He admits it. Yeah, that's it.
He's a runner's keeper.
That one should just be in charge.
Peggy said Chase is one minute out.
Who did you guys have for guests today?
We had Thomas Graham from the Bears.
He's a rookie cornerback.
Six-round pick.
Six-round pick.
You could say it's a get.
It's good.
Tomorrow we have...
He's a local legend from Rancho Cucamonga.
Yeah, Rancho Cucamonga.
I saw all six of his tackles last year.
I think for our show, I think we did good.
I think Logan Paul and Mike Malek are coming on.
Today?
Today.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
They just saw us play basketball.
We don't have the revenue.
We gave you the basketball clip.
Are they big names?
They're all right.
Peace and size.
Are you spinning a wheel with them?
No, we don't have anything.
So I actually had a couple of good games, but I'm not putting them together.
And my guy, you know, Kareem, doesn't think.
Wait, did you yell at Kareem like a week ago?
A week ago?
Our show has just been me reaming him out in the truck.
It's a good show.
That's a nice show.
How do you think of it?
But ranking, like what parties you go to, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
Will you ask Logan why he killed that dude in Japan?
The whole forest of dudes.
No, no, no, no.
We're pro-Logan.
We don't talk suicide forest.
Come on.
No suicide.
His hat was funny.
His Toy Story alien hat was sick.
You see, Deadspin hit us again with Barfstool.
I'm surprised you showed face tonight.
What was the article?
Barfstool is back at it with a picture of me.
And that we were gloating about the girl who got fired, which we were gloating, and rightfully so.
Barfstool and why, Doug?
They say that unironically consistently.
They haven't gotten yet that it's like the best thing ever.
Barf stool.
Fire joke was their best joke that they had.
Barf stool.
We did it again.
Barf stool.
Saw my guy, Mr. Craft, today.
We had a little small talk.
Talking Tom Brady.
Where was that?
Oh, I think we went to where that place that you, me, and Hank went to when Hank ordered breakfast and ate the buffet.
Yes.
We went to – this was like probably eight years ago.
We were staying around here, and we were staying at a really nice hotel, and they had – we were upstairs on the roof deck eating breakfast, and we all ate breakfast.
It was like $30 breakfast.
Which was a lot at the time. Yeah, a lot. This was like where a shoe string. It was like $30 breakfast. Which was a lot at the time.
Yeah, a lot.
This was like we were shoestring.
It was a big, big trip.
And Hank, we all ate our $30 breakfast.
And Hank just walks up to the buffet and gets a croissant.
And they're like, that would be like $40.
That's two.
That's two.
They put it down for two breakfasts.
Two.
Hank was just like, what?
Like Joey Crawford. Two. That's two breakfasts. Two. Egg was just like, what? Like Joey Crawford.
Two.
That's two breakfasts.
They did a charge call?
Yeah.
Added 40 bucks on it.
It was an M1.
It was like, yeah.
And that also, Dan, was telling us, one of the first trips we ever took.
Oh, also, Dave, you were looking for concise, not boring, by the way. Yeah, he's a concise guy,
not boring. No, I was quoting
Dan. Oh, he's boring?
Yeah, that one's your answer.
He's the most boring guy.
No, you were telling a story, though.
Yeah, but that is how you were
brought in. Oh, yeah, no, he
is. Yeah, when he started, then he actually
blossomed, and he's like
concise. You and I, one of the first trips we took was here.
And we were doing, like, tandem bike rides.
Yes, yes.
We didn't know anything about the area.
And West Hollywood's a well-known, like, gay community.
The Rainbows and everybody.
Not that there's anything wrong with everybody.
Everybody was like, of course Dan and Dave would go there.
Like, of course.
Oh, you guys are having a great time in West Hollywood.
We were doing videos, too, like eating ice cream together on, like, tandem bikes. Yes. And we didn's what it is. Oh, you guys are having a great time in West Hollywood. We were doing videos too, like eating ice cream together
on like tandem bikes.
And we didn't get it either.
No, we're like, word, word, word.
Chase Winovich.
Is that me not going to get up?
No, no, you're here.
So, Chase, what happens
if you're this late
to Belichick's meetings?
Yeah, that's not going to be good.
But I tell you what, in Foxborough,
we don't have to deal with the traffic like we did in the stretch Hummer.
Get in here.
Where are we coming from?
Malibu.
Oh, is that where you're staying?
Is that where you're staying?
That's where we're staying.
That's a very far way away.
Yeah, it's pretty far, especially with that L.A. traffic.
Not used to that in Foxborough, like I said. Hell yes, brother. Thank you guys for having me on. Sorry for that. Yeah, it's pretty far, especially with that LA traffic. Not used to that. Hell yes,
brother. Thank you guys for having me on.
Yes, absolutely. No, not at all.
Give it up for Chase. Love you guys.
Let's go. Are you and
Dave, are you guys still at odds?
Were you at odds for the Michigan? Wasn't there a moment
where... Oh, well, no, no, no. The only
thing we get odds, and I went over this with
Aiden, too, is some Michigan
football players, and he may
have been one when we're getting our ass whooped by ohio state they were giving us the well we
tried hard routine and i was having none of that we win we don't try hard at michigan it's like
the patriots we win or it's a disappointment no no no i'm happy i finally got this chance to talk
this out with you dave yeah um you know so couple years ago, I was down at Rough and Rowdy.
Great event.
You guys put on an excellent show.
Great entertainment.
Stop it.
All right.
It's fine. You were late.
It's fine.
You were fine late.
So there was a point in time we had lost to Ohio State.
Obviously, that wasn't great for playing in Michigan.
That's what you want to do.
You want to beat those guys.
And a fan.
Exactly.
Both.
Exactly.
Well, they're one.
Correct. no one person
the team the team the team correct yes this is that's the michigan ethos so there was a point
where i was like you know after the game i i quoted teddy roosevelt and just like the man in
the arena the man in the arena exactly he knows what i'm talking about so i quoted it and just
said like hey listen this is what it is it's been quoted by Tom Brady, lots of people before me.
It's a great speech.
It's a great speech.
So Dave, you know, and I'm not calling you out.
I have –
Sounds like I'm about to get called in.
I'm setting the record straight.
Setting the record straight.
It's only appropriate to start this.
You know, I said – so Dave goes on the podcast and, like, obviously me being a big fan, like, I'm watching.
And he's calling me out for this quote.
And so I was like, okay, fine.
I get it.
He's a competitor.
He's a Michigan fan.
He wants to win.
I get that.
But come the opportunity for Dave, so he takes a loss.
I don't know what it was, but rarely.
Rarely Dave loses. Like a couple days ago, you were on that thing. You destroyed those three guys. you know so he takes a loss i don't know what it was but rarely you know rarely dave loses or loses
like a couple days ago you're on that thing you destroyed those three guys you're saying he doesn't
know what it's like to be criticized he's putting words in my mouth so there was a point and i and
so i had called you out of the miami thing because after that loss, you had posted the same quote.
And so I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, after what loss?
I don't know what it was.
It was like somebody called you out or something, you know, as they do.
And so you had put out and just said, the man in the arena, which is a relevant.
It's a great quote.
Excellent quote.
And so I had said that, and I just felt like there was a disconnect ever since then because I had said that to you.
And obviously I wanted to come on here, set the record straight,
and just say, hey, listen, we're both Michigan men.
Let's move on.
I didn't know we still had any beef, so I'm glad it's over.
I do remember I didn't even think you were still playing.
I thought you had already graduated when that went down. I can't remember.
And you were like one of the better players on the team.
And the same thing with Aiden. When I saw him, I
had to come clean. I go, you know, I said
Michigan football was dead to me.
I called him a basketball school. I was like,
until they beat Ohio,
I gotta disavow this
team 11, 12 years. He knew it.
He's like, yeah, I saw it. I hated you.
And we get over it. But I do think there was an element
with Michigan, and I've said this, and he's
always, because of Wisconsin,
Michigan is a premier
program. It should never
settle for like, oh,
we were 8-4.
That's not Michigan. And I felt like...
Well, it kind of is. No, see?
That's the complacency.
Literally not.
Right, exactly.
You won half a national title in the last 100 years. Okay, okay, okay.
This guy's the worst.
Don't let him get on you.
Chase, I was there.
I was there.
I was there when we won a national title, and I'm not 100 years old.
Look, you got Dave sitting out here.
He's all heated now.
Turn it down.
Turn it down.
You're going to tell me, oh, yeah, we won a national title in 1902.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
That's not what I'm saying.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Yeah.
Hold on one second.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Okay, whenever I went to Michigan, okay, think about it.
Coming out of high school, you know, starry-eyed, like, big dreams, I had
the opportunity to go to Ohio State.
I had it. They offered me actually before Michigan.
Would you have won a national title? Hold on.
Would you have won a national title?
He's like those three guys.
I know how you feel now.
I know how you feel.
Why get so upset?
To show some respect.
Let the guests say, alright, go ahead.
I'm going to look up if you would have.
I had the opportunity, but I recognized something different about Michigan.
Their mission was just bigger.
And you can't be a convict.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
No, we don't let convicts.
Oh, my God.
Do we want to get about the team doctor?
Do we want to do the team doctor?
You don't want to do the team doctor?
I should have given you notes.
You don't want to do it. I haven't finished have given you notes. You don't want to do it.
I haven't finished yet.
Hold on.
I haven't finished.
Chase.
I hear you.
I hear you.
I'm not throwing stones or anything.
This is just my personal experience.
This is what I felt, and I didn't operate necessarily on intellect.
If I said, listen, if I go to Ohio State,
which one has a better chance of winning a national championship?
Well, in that position of where I was, Ohio State would have definitely been the obvious choice.
But I recognized something in Michigan that Ohio State, for whatever reason, just didn't resonate in me.
So despite getting an offer from Michigan, the next day, after a kid that, you know, was also looking between the two schools, committed to Ohio State.
And so, yeah, committed to Ohio State.
So that's when Michigan called me and offered me.
They said, you know, hey, listen, we want to offer you.
I was like, at first, I was like, listen, a day too late, dollar too short.
My brother-in-law, Anthony Armilly, he hits me up.
He's like, listen, you just got to take a visit there.
I went up there, and I don't know if I saw the ghost of David, of Dave walking around campus.
It's a beautiful campus.
The skeeps, the skeeps ghost of Dave.
Skeeps or ricks.
Yeah, you know, I was like, this is great.
So I said, listen, I'm going to commit myself to loosening this jar.
Even if I couldn't beat him.
Oh, that's.
Oh, I like that.
I'm going to loosen this jar.
I'm going to loosen this jar as much as possible.
And I'm just so thankful, Aiden and the team.
I could not have been more happy in my family. They couldn't have opened the jar if you didn't loosen it.
The jar was loose.
It was a matter of time.
And to have contributed to that was an honor.
I love that.
And I asked Aiden this too.
Because the Michigan, and you're a big social on Michigan,
and I saw Michigan football account and all this stuff.
When Harbaugh didn't get the Vikings job and came back,
we got our guy and they're celebrating.
I was not buying into that.
I did not like anything that went down with Harbaugh.
It seemed like he had both feet out the door.
And on the day of national, like signing day.
What is your take on that flip flop?
He did.
See, I think we operate in a society of like good, bad success, failure.
It just is what it is.
And I'm happy we have them. You asked my take. You asked my take. It costs you your offensive coordinator.
You know what I mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You say cost, and this is what I'm trying to say,
is that we're very quick to say this is a success or this is a failure.
You're doing great.
Thank you.
This is a success or this is a failure when in all actuality behind that is the opportunity and we could be better than we ever were before clearly
think about it we didn't win a national championship
i'm gonna say this though i've seen a lot of michigan people basically be happy he's gone
because they're like he wasn't at the job they don't think he's good they think it's i had to by the way i had to get out of kane nation i sent danny boy game a dm i said this is
a conflict of interest i can no longer be associated with miami if you're gonna steal
coordinators but a lot of michigan people and chase probably knows more than uh i do but i've
heard a lot of michigan people be like we are not sad about losing him i don't know about that you
can say that all you want you are sad about sad about it. But they weren't going to make him the head coach.
That's why he left.
Right, right.
Yeah, and the head coach came back after trying to get a job,
and nobody would know.
No, no, but if he wasn't going to be elevated to that head position,
that's why he's like, oh, somebody at Michigan didn't think as highly of him
as the outside perception clearly.
All right.
Now, keep in mind, this guy's a Mississippi State guy,
so he hasn't won anything in 100 million years.
He's an SEC guy.
Hey, hey, hey.
He's like, oh, I get it.
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
National champs.
These guys might not get it.
I get it.
Good.
You lose in jars.
All right, well, last thing we have, Chase.
We do a little thing with everyone who comes on.
We try to find your biggest hater online and show you some tweets.
You can respond to them.
Okay.
All right?
Let me ask.
Yeah, so here we go.
Chase Winovich sucks. I don't care what anyone says. That guy's whatever. He's a Notre Dame
fan. Fuck him.
Show us the next one.
That's weak.
Nico Collins, the only good player on this team.
Shays a bum. Defense is ass.
Karen got shut down.
This could have been from Dave back in
2018.
Chase Winovovich is a ho.
He called you a ho.
By the way, I never called out anybody on the team.
I got mad when guys after
Except me. Except me.
He called me out the next day.
He said, you want to go on
Instagram and talk about
man in the arena. How about you beat Ohio State?
No appreciation for the jar.
And loosening the jar.
We didn't get it. I need no appreciation for the jar and loosening the jar. He didn't get it.
He didn't get it.
But now he gets it now.
I think he gets it now.
I do.
But when I went to Michigan, it was the reverse.
We won 12 years in a row.
I'm ready.
It was the exact opposite.
So at some level.
Well, the jar was open.
The jar was open.
Somebody closed the jar before I got there.
I grew up in Pittsburgh.
Someone closed the jar.
All right, next one. You know, although I think it couldn't have been the close game.
It had to be like the 60 to 30 game.
Oh, that's crazy, bro.
Chase really small penis Winovich.
Wait, look at this.
That's fucked.
That's fucked.
I don't think Chase can see it.
That's fucked.
I'm not really offended by it.
You look at him, can you see it?
Dude, it's crazy to see the avatar.
Move on to the next one.
Switch with him.
Move on to the next one.
Go to the next one so you can actually read him.
Can I switch headsets?
All right. Buddy Pete next to Chase Winovich with him. Move on to the next one. Go to the next one so you can actually read them. Yeah. That's what Chad says. All right.
Buddy peed next to Chase Winovich at the Smash Burger on Summer Street.
I think he had his penis surgically swapped with an ant at some point.
Just frustratingly.
Dude, is this?
Did you ever go to that place?
What's up with this?
These guys are.
Who do you think.
Did you find the most sus tweets out there?
Right.
And these aren't true.
And it's like a Lakers fan.
It's not what he looks like.
Yeah. All right. Do the next one. Last one. It's him? Right. And these aren't true. And it's like a Lakers fan. It's not what he looks like. Yeah.
All right, do the next one.
Last one.
It's him?
Okay.
What?
I don't know.
KFC was on there with some stuff.
On God, if I was ever close enough to Chase Winovich, I'd choke him out with my shooting
sleeve.
Wait, he's got a shooting sleeve on right now.
Anybody in the world.
He's wearing it.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Wow.
That could be anybody in the world. Do you have any others? Is that it? What are you talking about? I think that's it. I think's wearing it. What the fuck? That could be anybody in the world.
Do you have any others?
Is that it?
What are you talking about?
I think that's it.
This is a fucking hater.
Yeah.
He literally tweeted that.
So choke him out.
What's it like
to see him face to face?
Like, is this what you think
they look like, the haters?
Does he just want to break him?
I didn't think this is
what they look like, but...
You can come at me,
but you're going to get
wet as hell, brother.
Bro, are you trying
to get 10x, bro?
Oh, it's 10X!
10X, that's a perfect ending.
All right, thank you, Chase.
Everyone, BFF's coming up right after this.
Guess?
Yes.
Logan Paul?
We have, I believe, Logan Paul and Mike Malek both coming on the show.
So it should be a good show if we'll just try to, you know, make it through with Kareem's half-assed thing he gives me every time.
So, yeah, BFFs.
All right.
We'll see everyone tomorrow. Thank you.
Thank you. I didn't even remember that.
I knew it.
Hey, hey, we're going to carry Brandon, bro.
We're going to be on the road.
Hey, boss.
We're going to be on the road.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's your drug, yeah, silence, hey, for a while, it's the act
It's the act
It's the act
Yeah, it's time to talk, shop, we're doing Yankee pop, it's the act
It's the action.