The Yak - KB Goes FLYING in a Game of Yak Quidditch | The Yak 1-19-24

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, hold that up. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Take us away, Brandon. Take us away. I will. The Yak. Oh, captain, my captain.

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and more with code YAK. Rowback. Why is my seat a problem? It's not a good seat. It's not. What's wrong with that seat? I don't know. It smells like breath, dude.

It does smell like breath. Yeah, it smells like breath. Your mic smells like breath. Like lizard's breath. Yeah. I don't think my mic smells any different than anybody else's. Like a blue-tongued skank. I'm not a skank.

Blue-tongued skank. Is it skank or skink? I don't know. I think they're skinks. They're not skinks. I think it's a skink, but you're a skank. You're a blue-tongued skank. Is it skank or skink? I don't know. I think they're skinks. They're not skanks. I think it's a skink, but you're a skank. You're a blue-tongued skank. You are.

Those things have thick-ass necks. Skinks do or skinks? I guess both. They're like the tequila spikes of the reptile kingdom. One of the wider necks. Tequila skinks. PFT, do you work your neck at all? I don't work my neck.

Not anymore. But you have. When I was younger. You're hip to working the neck. When did you start working the neck? I had to work my neck. Not anymore. But you have. When I was younger. You're hip to working the neck. I had to work my neck just to get by when I was younger. You were born with a weak neck? I had a very weak neck in high school actually. Yes, I did.

And I trained it until it became like slightly, it became acceptable. It's a malleable muscle. I'm telling guys, you don't have to get into a full lifting routine. If you have a skinny ass neck, just work the neck. What's the neck exercise of choice? Yeah. The put on the headband thing?

There's a head apparatus that's kind of like I don't really fuck with it. I lay down on a bench, put a plate, and go like this. You showed me a picture of Channing Tatum with a skinny neck, and he wasn't. That's what got me. He was good-looking. Don't get it fucking twisted, but he wasn't what he is skinny neck guys don't yeah just start a neck routine so the neck changed everything it changed everything that's got to be the most dangerous workout right yeah but it'll get you zoe kravitz pal when I was like in seventh or eighth grade and first started to work out the one workouts that made me want to quit forever and

did successfully quit forever was when they decided to work the neck out. And they put my head in that apparatus and I did this and did that about three times and that sucked. I don't think it's – it doesn't suck. It doesn't really – I don't think it sucked. You get really sore the first time after you do neck workout. Yeah. Where is the neck muscle?

I don't like just voluntarily moving my neck. My neck's all throat. I don't like – I think the muscles are in here on the sides. Yeah, you can do shrugs, and shrugs kind of connect to the side. You feel like an idiot doing shrugs, though. I feel great doing shrugs. You a big shrug guy?

Big shrug guy. I don't feel like an idiot. I feel indifferent. Traps are malleable as hell. Is every muscle malleable? What's the least malleable muscle? I can't get my calves. The heart.

The heart. Yeah, the heart. It wants what it wants yeah not much you can do to change it either uh can you make your tongue stronger che wait what's the like the wives tail tongue stat what is it um tongue tongue is like an like a top organ in some category. It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, is it like the strongest muscle in the bottle?

Is it the strongest? Yeah, I think you're right. Pound for pound? Pound for pound the strongest or maybe the toughest? Isn't it skin is the biggest organ? Yeah. That's true. Yeah.

Skin is the biggest organ. Tongue is something. And the tongue rests on the upper palate. Yeah, that's all that it rests on. Popular opinion, yeah. We should figure out a way to do a competitive tongue workout to see who can lift the most with their tongue. Tongue wrestling?

There's got to be something. Yeah, we shouldn't make out. Whoever taps out first. Wait, we just straightened gay kissing. Wait, wait, wait. Tongue wrestling? Let's start tongue wrestling. That has legs.

I'm not making out with my friend. We're both strengthening our tongue. No, we're fighting. Trying to get it on top? You gotta tap. Would you pin your friend's tongue to the top of their mouth? Yeah, and then you win. You guys should make some sort of coin where your listeners can challenge you to a tongue wrestle

if they see you in public. Yeah, then the loser has to blow the other guy. How about I lift him? Of course. 27 pounds. With a hook. But look at this. A weight hooked through his tongue. Well, that's awful.

Fuck that. I thought it was just the tongue picks it up by itself and lifts it. That guy just might be the first person to put a metal hook through his tongue and try to lift something up. That's just bravery. Is there a superstar in the fitness community who specializes in strengthening tongues? I think tongue influencers. Legics will paint

with their tongue. Yeah, the legics will paint with tongue. DJ Khaled, very weak tongue. You'll never see him get a tongue work. All the legics are good with their tongue? Wait, legics? Para or quad? Para or quad. Para quads. They're like making rangoons now with their feet. Really? Would you

need a quads foot rangoon? That's like somebody's whole brand on Instagram. If they're a quad, they can't move their feet. She's not a quad. She's armless, I think. Would you eat an armless woman's foot rangoon? It looks great. Like, she's great.

That's her whole thing. That's why she blew up. Well, we need to see the armless woman's. We need Donnie to blow up to get to that point as well. IED? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, wait.

Can we see the footless? No, armless. Armless. Because footless wouldn't be that impressive. A footless woman making rangoons with her hands would not blow up. There's something in the arm region. It's not, like, empty. Not 100% arms.

But it's not quite arms. She's not armed. I just saw one video. She was making rangoons with her feet. Topping up everything, doing everything spectacular armed. I just saw one video. She was making Rangoons with her feet, popping up everything, doing everything spectacularly. I bet she's got really normal fans. Sure is, yeah. Are you having trouble searching armless Rangoons?

Drinking piss, yeah. Billy put me on piss yesterday. Billy was telling me about the nutritional benefits of piss. What do we got? Well, there's vitamins, and that's all Billy told me, basically. Okay, yeah, yeah. Billy said he was drinking piss the other day, and he had a drink that looked like piss. And I think most other people, you'd be like, oh, that guy's doing a bit.

With Billy, we're like, I actually think that if Andrew Tate told Billy to drink his own piss, he would do it. And so he had me going for a little bit. So is there definitely a market out there that people have tried animal piss to see if they can get stronger? Yes. Liver King for sure. You spray a certain animal piss on your garden. Yeah, it smells so bad.

I used to hate having to spray the deer piss on the crops. Deer piss stinks. Ammonia? Is it like a masking agent for steroids, something? Deer antler spray. Deer antler spray, yeah. That's what it was, yeah. Deer give us all kinds of things.

Lyme disease. Have you been up to date with Liver King? I've not kept up with primals, no. He's got one really big pupil right now. Not like a fat student. One of his eyeballs is crazy right now. It's all pupil. He looks sun poisoned.

All the time. He also looks drowned. Drowned, sun poisoned. the time. He also looks drowned drowned to sun poison Yeah, he was in castaway. Yeah. Yeah, just got out of a vice. Yeah kind of Last I heard of liver King he he copped to using steroids, right? Yeah admitted to it and then anyone he like tripled down and he apologized which that was the craziest part about if you're liver King Everybody knows you did steroids. He's like, I'm sorry to let down my primal community. It's like, dude, we knew.

But for some reason, I don't know, he felt like he was really pulling it off for a while. Now, that's got to be a community of dudes that are like, I can't believe you did roids, bro. They definitely get upset over that. Did Liver King have his Rick Riley, like Rick Riley was with Lance Armstrong, where he was like, I know Lance Armstrong personally, and there's a zero percent chance he did steroids and he like cried aaron rogers bet his his salary on liver king yeah not being on steroids can we there's a liver king video where his doctor was like you cannot work out anymore you'll fucking die and so he's like laughing in his doctor's face he has like a apparatus on where it's constricting his ab muscles he's like look i'm lounging but then he has one real big eyeball and he's like he looks awful looks like mother god at the end

he starts turning yes yeah and he's still eating like gazelle gobble yeah why is he still committed to the bit if he's found out? Because he's still selling his supplements. He has like a chocolate powder that he puts on nuts. Mammal nuts. Penis nuts. Not penis nuts. Penis nuts. Animal penis nuts.

Animal penis nuts. APNs. He brought his whole family to the office in New York when he came on part of my take. They carried him everywhere. And his family is lovely. They're very nice people. They're very normal. They're all clothed.

Yeah, and then Liver King's walking around shirtless. He smells so bad, but he's like, that's my musk. Well, he doesn't wipe his ass. He does? What? Liver King doesn't wipe his ass because he says his diet's all natural and sticky shit that sticks to the ass and cheeks is not natural. His is all protein, so his shit comes out without needing to wipe.

That rocks. I respect that. Yeah. But, yeah, his wife was, like, lovely, and he was like, yeah, I don't shower. That's my musk. And she was like, oh, God, here we go. Oh, she was, like, sick of it? I don't know.

She was, like, she was into it because it was, like, her husband's a star now. So she was kind of, like, feeling the vibe a little bit. If he lied about the steroids, why not just lie about the shower? Sneak you a shower in there every now and then. Yeah, you can say, like, you can lie about not wiping your ass, too. You can lie about everything. Yeah. If we're being honest.

Yeah. Which I guess we wouldn't be if we were lying. Was the odor, like, body odor? Yeah, body odor. That was what it was. But, like, strong? Strong. You can smell them around the corner, yeah.

Like, as soon as he walks in the room. Yeah, you know Liver King's there. Was he wearing shoes? I believe he was wearing something on his feet. Because I don't... Actually, you know what? He might not have been, because he was walking through New his feet because i don't actually you know what he might not have been because he was walking through new york and we made fun of him for doing that shoeless okay which is he didn't wear the toe feet i thought he wore the toes the toe

shoes you know i'm gonna have to go back and review the liver king tapes those toe shoes would send a shiver down my spine i don't know if i could wear those i might get up those those are kind of out now right those were those in i? I think at some point people were wearing them a little bit. Maybe amongst hikers. Yeah, at the Appalachian Trail. But those guys are like off the grid. They're still in in Boulder probably. In Boulder, yeah.

They'd probably wear those. Yeah. I want to get a pair of high tops. I hated those. I think the new one is like shoes that simulate the width of your foot when it's not in a shoe, so it's almost like you're barefoot walking. So how wide are those? They kind of go out at the end instead

of normal shoes that go towards a point at the end. They almost have a boxy shape at the end because that's what your foot is supposed to look like. Oh, you hear that? Jake's dog's here. Is that a dog barking? It's Jake's dog. They're in the back room together. What's Jake? Malasek. His dog's racist. Well, you have multiple. Mark doesn't have a dog. I do have? It's Jake's dog. They're in the back room together. What's Jake? Malicek. His dog's racist. Well, you have multiple.

Mark doesn't have a dog. I do have a collection of Jake's. But yeah, they're in the back closet right now. I hope nobody's commenting about what they may or may not do. Is that the policy here? We bring our dogs? Oh my god. Holy shit.

I'm all in this is very impressive can I say something I get why people are foot people now do ya that's hot look at her go look at her work that carrot is that part of it

yeah wow so how she wash her feet there's no way i'm eating that boys i would eat i'd eat that wait does she have an apple watch on her ankle boys no way rewind rewind rewind oh my god she does yeah do you think she could get like uh prosthetic legs and then walk around and use those as her arms?

Oh, yeah. Just reverse the whole thing? Attach them to the bottom of her ass, and then she's just walking around with her legs up here. It would be believable, yeah. She'd be built like Goro, I believe. From Street Fighter to Goro? Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat.

He was built like that? Mm-hmm. He had the... What's her username? Yeah, four arms or six arms? Four. Four, yeah. And Raleigh.

Yeah. Wait, does her photo... Does she have an armed photo? She... Like I said, not a... It's not a selfie. ...a tripod, but... Right, but go up to her photo.

First of all, she's wearing a dress with straps. How did the overall stay on? Also, she's... Oh, man. She's making overall stay on? Oh, man. She's making very difficult foods. Oh, she's incredible. Dude, using that knife is risky. She can't make finger foods, Brandon.

Can she play video games? If she can do that, surely. Dance dance revolution. She's a can opener. She would make a mint playing video games. Dude, she can pour? Dude, she's folding wontons. Oh, she's using the knob.

There's a couple of armless Twitch streamers. I've seen them. They use their mouth. Does she give us a thumbs up with her big toe? Yeah, that's in her bio. Toes up. I'm good on her for letting it not stop. I love her. She's much better than any of us.

Oh, certainly is. That's talent. Makes me rethink opposable thumbs are usually the barrier to being a dominant species, right? Should we rethink the animal kingdom? We should. You don't need an opposable thumb.

Does that count as an opposable thumb? Like her big toe there. No, because you can't grasp on it all. Yeah, so no. We should expect more of the animals. But isn't that like the standard for being like a real tier one species? That's what separates us in a lot of ways. Our hands.

Right. Our full hands. Maybe. What's this guy? He's doing it with his mouth? Harmonically. He doesn't have use of his arms... I don't think he has arms. But it's a blowing slash breathing in slash moving up and down, left and right.

That's how he controls video games. Is he doing this for fun or because he has to? He's doing it. Oh, you mean could he use his arms if he wanted to? No. People are so much more impressive than me. could he use his arms if he wanted to? No. People are so much more impressive than me. Could he do that by farting into it? Hi, I'm Rocky Nohands. I'm paralyzed from the neck down,

and this is how I play Fortnite with just my mouth. The quad stick is a mouse controller that involves one analog, three holes to sip or puff into, and a lip trigger at the bottom, and a side tube. The side tube is what i use for pause map inventory and ping so to look around i use the analog to move around i'll sip into

the center hole and then i can move around if i sip into the center hole again i can walk forward and look left right to shoot the gun i would blow into the center hole it's like that rocky picture rocky via oh yeah they rock if i sip into the left yeah what the center hole. Is he dressed like that Rocky picture? Rocky Maivia? If I sip into the left in the center hole, I'll jump. If I puff into the left in the center hole, I would just stop playing video games. I'd stop doing everything. Yeah, I would just not get out

of bed if I woke up like that. I'd be like, well, this is it. See ya. Yeah. And kudos to the people that designed that controller. That's pretty... Did he make it? I don't know. There's a lot of...

Like, Sony and Microsoft both have, like, really, really good adaptive controllers for people that have less than full capabilities now. He'd be really good at the tongue wrestling. He'd be good. He'd be top tier. We gotta get Brawley that set up. Oh, our boy brawley had a

great moment on twitter great tweet yeah send it to tj tell us who brawley is again brawley is our our quad on nimrod that listens to anus quadriplegic listener lives on nimrod street on long island we accidentally doxxed him there's not a lot of nimrod streets and then somebody looked at it and one house on nimrod street has an advanced ramp system. So everybody knows where Brawley lives. Big fan. Great guy. Yeah.

Shout out Brawley. Owned Pete Blackburn yesterday. Another great guy. Pete Blackburn told him to. You're going to want to sit down for this. You're going to want to sit down for this. And Brawley said, look at my profile picture. Here you go, Pete.

Buddy, I hope you're sitting down. Buddy, I hope you're sitting down. That's so perfect. Raleigh, big fan of the program. He's the man. He's the fucking man. Yeah.

Big win. What was the original? I actually don't know he was trolling blackburn okay and pete took it to heart yeah that's our guy pete's a good guy he's been he's been a phone a friend uh for the for the experts now brand doesn't know this because we've never actually used him but before like every live tournament just in case we have an NHL question, he's a guy on deck. Really?

He's been sitting around his phone for hours at a time. You've never even told me that. Yeah, I know. It's been my secret. I might use him too. I don't have his number. Great jawline on the guy. Fun fact, he might have been the first guest on the Yak.

What? Yes, like six years ago. He was like two or three weeks into the show. He came by. I didn't know who he was. I guess he's friends with Big Cat. And he came on the show and was there for like 30 minutes. Good dude.

Wow. Definitely is. That's a fun fact. I've got a lot of guys like that that I keep on deck for specific trivia niches. You've told me about none of them. I haven't told Brandon about any of them at all. I haven't even told you about our guest that we might be having in Las Vegas, Brandon. What?

I'm not going to tell you. Are we allowed to say like each team? I don't know. I don't even told you about our guests that we might be having in Las Vegas, Brandon. I'm not going to tell you. Are we allowed to say each team? I don't know. I don't know either. I don't want to spoil anything for Jeff. I don't want the wrath. Jeff watches everything. Yeah, everything.

Everything. He's got logins to our Nest cams. So we will have guests, though. Potentially. In Vegas, perhaps. Maybe. Okay, all right. And you'll tell me after, or you're just not going to tell me at all?

I'm just not going to tell you at all. Okay, cool, cool, cool. And we are taking the big four out there to Vegas. Is that the big four teams? That's what Jeff said. Who are they? The Experts, the Frankettes, the Yak, and ZD. That might just be like the original.

Well, ZD wasn't around. Frank said that's what the big four is. That's what Frank said. If Minahan kept the same roster, they'd be. Who's on that team now? Who's to say? Hank and Rico. Rico and Hank.

Can't keep track of that guy. Kirk is retired? No, he's back in. That lasted about three hours. Him versus Blutman. We got to get him on a team. Yes. Blutman on a team?

Is he just sports, though, I wonder? He has Pokemon. Yeah. But he doesn't have, I don't know what pop culture he has. He doesn't have the show his father created. Yeah. Can we get Blutman in there? Not at all. He is going to be a force on the He doesn't have the show his father created. Yeah. Can we give him up on that? Not at all.

He is going to be a force on the dozen. Yeah. He is going to be probably the best college football player in the history of the dozen. I don't know, because he only knows really niche college football stuff, right? Well, no, he knows everything. Oh, does he know everything? Yeah. He won't waste his time telling you something that other people might also know.

Okay. He only wastes his breath on things that only he would know in the room. But here's the question. Could he identify the face of Paul Giamatti put on the head of Ryan Seacrest? I don't think so. He couldn't do the face. Do we know if he could do that? I don't think so.

He's such an interesting player. Wait, should we have him right now just do the Daily Dozen and see what he gets? Yes, we should. And I just want to see what type of player he is. So I've been thinking if my team, for some unknown circumstance, has an opening. A death or something? Yeah, I said like a couple weeks ago, I want that guy. Because I was looking at the categories we do really well at this year,

and we're good at pop culture, obviously Fran. We're good at the funnies, which is my niche. And music. And music. One thing that we haven't done very well this year at all is college football. And, I mean, this guy lives and breathes college football. There we go. Yes.

You're a fan of the funnies? I love the funnies, yeah. You like Foxtrot? I do like Foxtrot. I fucking love Foxtrot. I like Family Circus. Remember Sherman's Lagoon? I don't remember Sherman's Lagoon.

The shark with the Hawaiian shirt. I never got that. I always skipped over Dick Tracy, though. Yeah, fuck Dick Tracy. Fuck Dick Tracy. You missed that niche last time. Mary Worth. She's worthless.

Prince Valiant. You remember that? I remember Prince Valiant. I kind of liked it. Did you? Yeah. I could see you liking Prince Valiant. Yeah.

The boys. I like Sly Lock Fox, too. Sly Lock Fox. I always saw those. Andy Cap. I loved Sly Lock Fox. You remember Andy Cap? He would just go to the bar. Oh, yeah. The boys. I like Sly Lock Fox, too. I always saw those. Andy Cap? I loved Sly Lock Fox. You remember Andy Cap? Oh, yeah.

The hot fry man. He would just go to the bar and just get beaten up by his wife every day. Every day. Every day. And then who were the old couple? That was the Lockhorns, wasn't it? The Lockhorns. Yeah, the Lockhorns.

But the weird thing about Andy Cap, like the entire plot of the comic strip was this is a drunk English dude. Yeah. He gets hammered with his friends and then his wife makes him come home before he's ready to and then she beats the fuck out of him and then somebody was like let's name hot fries after this guy. Hot fries cheddar fries, barbecue fries. Wait Andy

Cap is an abuser? No he's an abuser. He's an abuser. He's abused yeah. He deserves some fries. Yeah comic book characters used to just get food products. Yeah Dagwood Dagwood had food? Dagwood had a sandwich. We had a Dagwood's in Bethlehem.

That was our only restaurant for a while. Oh, yeah, we only had Dagwood's for a while. It lasted like two months. And then was Bazooka Joe just a comic that came in gum? Yes, that was part of the product. A rest in peace to fruit stripes. Dilbertia, what? Discontinued.

It's a Dilburrito. A Dilburrito, I want it. Huh, four years, Dilburritos. It's a dill burrito. A dill burrito. I want it. Huh. Four years. Dill burrito. I need a dill burrito. A vegetarian microwave burrito. That sounds awful.

I'm surprised Scott Adams would put his name on a vegetarian burrito. He's a money whore. Dude, that dog is fighting back right now. The dog hates me. Hates you? Yeah. that dog is fighting back right now the dog hates me hates you yeah i went upstairs say hello to the dog barked at me for 10 minutes i left i would i would like walk away stares daggers at me is it it's racist against redheads potentially yes yeah i was holding it earlier but then it barked at me again so the theory might be correct we can't rule this out.

I was terrified when I brought Blake in the other week because I thought he might be racist because Zah went running across the basketball court and Blake just went nuts and started screaming at him. So I was like, oh shit, do I have a racist dog? So I arranged for Blake to meet Zah in a room back there just to see what the reaction was going to be. Fortunately, he's not racist that I know of.

He was watching to be. Fortunately, he's not racist that I know of. He was just watching the ball. But for a moment, I felt like we're going to have to do a teachable moment here. That would be a nightmare. Yeah, it would be a nightmare. Send me breaking news. Sports Illustrated is dead. Sports Illustrated is dead. Sports Illustrated is dead.

R.I.P. What? So it goes. Oh. What? That bothers me. I still want the swim suit edition. R.I.P. What? So it goes. Oh. What? That bothers me. I still want the Swimster edition. Oh, no.

They were doing the AI articles, right? That's what they got. Yeah. I fucking love getting my Sports Illustrated every Thursday. But now, or is this just a nostalgia-fueled interest? Nostalgia-fueled. Yeah. Yeah.

How's Mad Magazine still going, though? Good for them a great for them the centerfolds oh yeah how many magazines are left in the side how many magazines are left there's still a good amount of magazines paper i see paper everywhere um life men's health and women's health and fitness or they're still on the grocery store because i always stop titties real quick costco the The Costco membership magazine they send. Oh, that thing is nice. Yeah. 17 is still good.

I haven't joined Costco. Yeah? Mademoiselle. All the ones you get at the airport. Tiger. Teen Beat or Tiger Beat? Tiger Beat. Is it the Enquirer that's like, you won't believe what celebrity committed suicide

and then came back to life? They just love calling Christy Alley fat. Every single one. Oh my god, Christy Alley is fat. Oh, fuck it. Is she dead? Oh yeah. And she's dating an alien.

She was always dating Batboy. Ashton Kutcher abducted by aliens? Question mark? That Batboy graphic was on every single cover. Do you remember that boy screaming? Oh, yeah. Are we doing Daily Dozen? Yeah, let's see how you do.

This is Combine. It's an audition for any team that might have a college football opening on their squad. So outside of sports, what do you know? You can come sit over here so you can see the TV better. I can see it from here. Okay, if you're good. It's Liam's way.

Also, we don't have college football today. Oh, okay. That's pretty lame. No helping, no hint. All right, so we'll start with NFL. Brandon's going to say the answer out loud. Prior to 2024, the Lions' last playoff win was a 38-6 win in the divisional round in January of 92 against this current-day NFC East team.

1992? That exists. Ed? I didn't existed. I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Well, you you can take out i can just one and four you got one and four chance and the strategy here would be double sip i don't know i guess just guess the giants but

oh i was i'm not expecting we're gonna move on to nba we're gonna move on to nba drafted ninth overall by utah in 2010 this small forward made his lone career all-star team during his final year with the jazz in 2017 before moving out gordon hayward you think that's gordon hayward we're gonna go with gordon hayward hey starting pitcher ben sheets total 86 wins and made four All-Star teams. The Brewers? He's cooking. Okay. There we go. He has a way of answering a question that he knows the answer to in a way that makes you feel bad for even asking that question.

This American author is most known for his 1951 novel, The Catcher and the Rye, and other works, including Nine Stories and Franny and Zoe. Do any of you guys want to guess this one? Yes. I don't want to guess this one? Yes. I don't want to guess. We don't want to guess it. We know it.

A lot of us probably know. You guys know this? Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye is a very famous. Classic high school assignment to read this one. Guess an author. I've read the Spark notes several times. Yeah.

Guess an author. Yeah. Can I go with the Goosebumps guy? R.L. Stine? R.L. Stine? Well, you know his name is, you know what his name stands for? I thought he just chose the most commonly used letter. Richard Lawrence.

I think it's Rico Love. I don't have a clue what any of this is in this question. Kyle, you really think it's Rico Love? Something like that. Wait, TJ, let's take a pause. I feel like this is something we have to check. I'm sure it's something that is already on Kyle's iPhone. Robert Lawrence.

It's either that or Rico Love. That's exactly what I think R.L. Stine would look like. That dude sold so many books just for kids that wanted to just rub their thumbs across the cover of him. On the bumpy cover, yeah. Yeah, he's the Stephenven king of children's horror are you a goosebump wait that's an awful awful awful signature he's a buckeye too he's a buckeye oh he's from columbus i think sure is kb you an animorphs guy are you a goosebumps guy i was goosebumps i was goosebumps is my favorite. The Choose Your Owns.

Choose Your Owns. Jesus Christ. Say Cheese and Die was iconic. And Captain Underpants, of course. The Flip-O-Rama. Hilkey, yeah. Hilkey Crushed. I got nothing on all those. Nothing.

Did you read The Beast of the East? No. One of the biggest high school baseball tournaments in Wheeling, West Virginia. One of them? One of the biggest in the nation. Oh, okay. The Beast of the East? Beast of the East.

Big wrestling tournament in Delaware. You guys read the Redwall books? Oh, I have a Redwall tattoo. They were so good. So good. What did you get? I have Martin the Warrior's sword. Fuck yeah, Martin the Warrior was my favorite.

Hell yeah. I was a Mike Lupica guy. Who the fuck is Mike? He was a sports writer who wrote kids books for sports. Oh, okay. Yeah, he would write books about like eighth graders like... Going to the pros. Getting good at summer camp.

They'd be growing 103 miles per hour at the age of 13. Yeah, and then I would read that and be like, I'm gonna get nice overnight. No, I want to read about a mouse and a badger fighting a weasel. Yeah, and then having... And they would die. And dining on dandelion stew. And having 18 pages on how they made this cake Yeah

Was he trying to rip off Matt Christopher who was yeah? It's exactly what I mean Matt Christopher was the guy that was Yeah, he was the pre I mean Matt Christopher's like the the precursor to children's sports story guy Huh, so we do Ford Story guy. Huh. Scooby-Doo. Mm-hmm. And the Shin Ash type of shit. What were those? The boxcar kids? Boxcar children.

Boxcar children. Yeah. I like Ramona. That's my answer to that. I like Beverly Cleary books. That was when I was in, like, first and second grade. I never did any of the, I never did the Hardy Boys. I never did the Hardy Boys. Did that stay around for you guys?

Encyclopedia Brown? Did that stay around? Encyclopedia Brown. Yeah. I have an update from Brawley that's going to blow your mind. Yeah, I got it too. What if I told you guys the house with the ramp

is not my house? Wouldn't believe you, Brawley. Wouldn't believe you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. Not a chance. I like these ones a lot. Jackie and Me, Babe and and me honus and me

dan gutman those are good sports kids books i don't remember those at all the kid finds like the honus wagner card and then gets transported into honus wagner's world whoa damn introducing an entire generation yeah yeah probably you go back to like the 1890s you have to go to work you're like nine years old yeah why aren't you have to go to work. You're like nine years old. Yeah. Why aren't you at work? You're dead. You're hawking newspapers. I hope it's a white kid that found the card.

Yeah. Brandon, how good was Honus Wagner? I mean, he's a Hall of Famer. I don't really. God damn it. Well, you're a sports history guy. Is that what you're asking? No, but you were asking because I'm old.

Well, yeah, but I figured you'd have the best chance of knowing. He was very good. Was he better than Larry Doby? Yeah, he was, although Larry Doby was incredible too. Larry Doby, second black player? No, he was the first American League black player. That's what he was for the Indians. They won the World Series in 1948.

What was it like watching Big Train Johnson pitch? Well, he pitched in the 1910s, so I didn't watch him at all. Throw that speedball. Yeah, he'll throw that speedball by you. There was an era when fans would bring guns to the game and shoot the outfielders. It happened at a White Sox game this year. Remember that?

Oh, yeah. That woman had it under her fat. She was at a vanilla ice cream. Wait, what? That woman hit a gun under her fat at a White Sox game. Like in 2023? This summer. She snuck a gun in her fat roll and then it discharged during the game.

Oh, my God. What? Yeah. Wait, did you call her the victim yeah she got shot yeah but one of the uh the under the radar details about this story is that the initial report was that they thought that gangs were shooting guns outside the stadium and a stray bullet went over the stadium and fell and hit her and like that was that as a plausible theory for like 12 hours. That was the story.

Well, in fairness, it was hard to come up with the fact that the gun was just hiding in her fat roll. I love how they kept her anonymous like she's not the biggest human on Earth. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's her. Wait, so the gun went off in the stadium under her roll? Did it cause a panic?

Yeah. Okay. Because people heard the gunshot go off. And under her roll. Did it cause a panic? Yeah. Okay. Because people heard the gunshot go off. And then she fell. She was bleeding. Muffled by the fat? Yeah, it was silence. Did she state her purpose?

Did she not know it was there? I don't know. She might have forgotten. It's like some people forget their guns in TSA. And it's like, oh, fuck. I left my handgun in here. I left my Glock and my belly button. Fuck.

I wonder what's hiding in fat rolls right now that people just don't know about. Life. Universes. Yeah, there's definitely nuggets that have crept down in there. Daily Dozen? Oh, yes. So we're on books now. Well, I don't know.

You don't know this one? Not a clue. I don't know what. Well, we can skip it. His trivia skill set. I don't know what these stories are clue i don't know what we skip it his trivia i don't know what these stories are we're finding out what it is so his is you he's his reverse engineer you give him a topic or a thing and then he will tell you something i don't know mashup either all right do you want to oh that's oh that's an easy one that's easy half of it's easy yeah i don't know that that's he from smash mouth no no no but, I don't know. Steve from Smash Mouth?

No, no, no, but close. I don't have... Brandon, you're fake. You're fake as fuck. Why am I fake? That's Fatone. You piece of shit. Fatone was the one I got.

Ellen's the one I didn't get. Shut up. That is Fatone. Fatone's gone gray recently. Have you seen them? Mm-hmm. All right, here we go. Stress of Price is Right.

Meant to be paired with onion rings, zesty sauce has been part of this chain's condiment lineup since 2001. I haven't heard of this zesty sauce. I have not heard of this. What is the zesty sauce you speak of? You speak like an alien. It was like George Bush on The Simpsons. He was like, mm, a crusty burger.

It doesn't sound too good. I mean, this might be an East Coast thing, which puts me at a disadvantage being a West Coast guy. All right, yeah. Is there a hay wave? He's going to be entertaining on the dozen regardless huh is there a hint i could get for this one i have two guesses i don't know i don't know this uh i have two guesses well is it a fast food so it's onion ring so you'd have to think it's like

arby's or burger king arby's i'm thinking arby's and zaxby's was my second zaxby's jeff d lowe loves like there's no way they've got a special sauce for onions it's z is it because of the z yeah it feels like they do everything with z let's guess Zaxby's. There's no way they've got a special sauce for onions. Is it because of the Z? Yeah, it feels like they do everything with a Z. Let's guess Zaxby's. I think Arby's is a better guess, but sure. Well, we're going to guess Zaxby's. Okay.

It's probably very incorrect. Yeah, that's okay, though. I'm not getting music. Just try. I'm not getting music. Debuting on the CW in 2013, starring Anna, Sophia, Rob, and Austin Butler, The Carrie Diaries was a prequel series to what Emmy-nominated HBO dramedy. That's a lot of words.

File a boat regard. Yeah, who, what, wait, what is, oh. I don't have a clue. Is it Sex and the City? No, it wouldn't be a, wait. A prequel and Carrie Diaries? Can you read that again, Bren? I can't see it.

Debuting on the CW in 2013, starring Anna Sophia Robb and Austin Butler, The Carrie Diaries was a prequel series to what Emmy-nominated HBO dramedy? It almost certainly is Sex and the City, right? No, is that Carrie? Carrie Bradshaw. It has to be.

Big Love, maybe. Nicolas Cage won the Oscar for Best Actor for this 1995 drama starring alongside Elizabeth Shue and Richard Lewis. So I prefer the questions on a dozen that are more sports or restaurant or geography. Well, this is a West Coast question. This is a West Coast question? Name all the colleges Nick Saban was employed by.

Why? What? What do you mean why? Well, right now he's still just you know working closely with alabama he's not doing a very good job it's a process it's they're going through a very tough time this is not an easy thing to take over for for saban um i mean well yeah cancer to leo whatever he had michigan state he had lsu i don't know any of the stuff when he was like super early. I know obviously he had a Browns job and Dolphins, of course. I think those are all pretty good.

Yeah. How many Division I Aggies can you name? Aggies? Aggies. Aggies. Oh, my bad. Did you say Aggies? No, he said it wrong. He said Aggies. Yeah.. Oh, my bad. Did you say Aggies? I said it wrong.

He said Aggies. Yeah. I was thinking the yoke. Okay. All right. Never mind. You know what? Never mind.

You have Utah State and Texas A&M, of course. There's five that I know of. UC Davis. That was one of your five? UC Davis is the Aggies? Yes. Okay. Had a friend's friend played their football team.

Also did track. He played edge rusher. That was a few years ago. Josh Kelly, who went to UCLA, went to UC Davis first. Now kicking it with the Chargers. Backing up Austin Eckler. Sure. Very decent. Very decent. You it with the Chargers. Backing up Austin Eckler. Sure. Very decent.

Very decent. You're off the topic now. Yeah, I was going to say, this is actually awesome for the dozen. As Jeff asked a question, and Liam's just like, fuck that question. But here's something you probably know. Four-hour episode. Wait, we should do a choose-your-own-answer trivia. We'll do it at the Barstool Bar.

Whoever has the most impressive answer. Yeah, like naming Aggies isn't fun. Gang, tell you about Elijah Pepper on the basketball team. That's more fun. Yep, yep. I'm setting you up. UC Davis. I think they had Callum Armstrong, too, and his brother,

both from a little country called Australia. Oh. Pretty big. What if I just said, if i challenged you to say uh five fun facts about indiana state university without using larry bird i love the um i love the retro look that they've got going fact tara hote is where they are too um i forget the kid's name but the kid with the rec specs that's on their team that kid's unbelievable at the sport of basketball

John Wooden well yeah but that's like layup stuff well you can do layups that's what I'm saying he can't say something that somebody else in the room already knows he's gonna play the dozen and get a college football question and go come on Jeff that's too fucking easy and just not say the answer north dakota state

that's too easy north dakota state football played a fairly close game against indiana state football a year or two ago that was surprised it was that close but north dakota state won in the end of course well that could be four. Five, I don't know. They probably have another basketball game this week. Okay. That's five, yeah. They probably do have another basketball game. They're a very good team.

We'll probably be taking them in March. Terre Haute is where Timothy McVay was held, I believe. Really? I believe Terre Haute, Indiana, yeah. We didn't hold him long, right? We got rid of him quick. I think that was a quick. He had clear.

What do you mean held? So in prison. He did something bad. He's a bad guy. We killed him for it. But we had to hold him somewhere first. I believe it was Terre Haute. How long does death row usually last?

It's like 20 some years, isn't it? Usually pretty long. But I think if you bomb a daycare you get the express lane okay that's right that's rightfully so it's like some people you have decades yeah some countries do it so you don't know when you're gonna die that would be way worse put you on death row and then one day you get the knock that's fucked that's pretty that's pretty good yeah i kind of like that they stopped doing them but what would be your guys' death row meal? They stopped doing death row meals?

Yeah. Here we go with the entrees. I probably should. Yeah, we're back with entrees. Rub hub some chicken. Oh, bro. Oh, bro. I probably wouldn't be too hungry.

I'd do a full southern ass meal, probably. I'd do some wings. Fried chicken, catfish, all that shit. Are you familiar with Ely, Nevada? Yeah, I'm aware I think they have a big prison there Probably I don't know much about it

I know it exists That seems like the worst one I'd eat a bunch of confetti That's just a little treat for the guards Like a pinata Can we test Can someone test if that works That's just a little treat for the guards. Like a pinata. Can we test his... Can someone test if that works? Fire and explode confetti?

If you got shot a bunch... Your stomach was full of confetti. If you step on a landmine after... Yeah. I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is confetti execution. This is the pinata. Everyone starts picking up the candy around here.

You'd have to stuff it in your shirt, right? Yeah, yeah. Just load up with it. Bring kids. Make it a big event. Yeah. Injection's got to be the way to go, right? Injection?

Ejection. Out of a plane? Not ejection. Injection. Yeah. I've heard that that doesn't always do so good. Yeah,ion? Ejection. Out of a plane? Not ejection. Injection. Yeah. I've heard that that doesn't always do so good. Yeah, that could go horribly wrong. Who's the guy that got crushed by a stone? I want that.

I want to stay more awake. Giles Corey. Yeah, I want to be like Giles Corey. Wait, wait, wait. Giles Corey. You can just freestyle what you want to do? No, but I'd want to be like Giles Corey. Who's deciding this?

Was he a witch? Yeah, he was. We've talked about this. Yeah, we've talked about this. He was the one man. He was the about yeah we've talked about it he was he was the one man he was the one giles corey it might be the coolest name ever that's right the witch trials kind of rocked you could just be like i think mark's a witch yeah and then you'd have to die yeah have to die but you can't you can't get convicted of being a witch if you're a man back in

16 giles corey he should have been like no i'm a man i can't be a witch yeah they could have been like oh yeah you are i think most most women that got accused of being a witch were just cheating on their husbands. That's witchy behavior. They're just talking too much, really. I don't think they dropped out. I think they slowly crushed him to death with rocks. Oh, that's fucking nuts.

This would be a cool T-shirt. What's the guy on the far right doing? He's counting rocks. A lud. That guy looks like a witch. That He's counting rocks. A lud. That guy looks like a witch. That's rock counting posture. Wait. Wait, that's the witch. A two.

Meanwhile, Jesus is over there putting the rock on the guy. Look at him. Yeah, those guys. Jesus in Sisyphus. That's the Geico caveman. Can we zoom in on Giles? Oh, he's really... Oh, that looks like it. That hurts. Oh, his head is bleeding. He's not having any fun.

Can we check out the guy counting again? Can we go over to him? A three. A three. Put one more on him. This guy is accusing someone else of being oh he's he's running the the the rock uh that's the producer yeah yeah crush man that's the foreman executive damn i think i'm going to get this scene tattooed on my body you will yeah i like that a lot that should be your first chess piece.

Big. He just got under the rolls. The pressing. Oh, that? That's Giles Corey getting crushed to death. That's Giles Corey. I want to know what happened with Giles Corey. Why did he get accused? We looked this up not too long ago. He was also 88 years old, right? Yeah, he was.

He was fucking old. The board probably killed him there was one rock what a way to go like you thought you you live to be 80 years old you're like well at least i'm not going to get accused of being a witch yeah once once you're in your 80s you're like this is awesome that i'm just going to peacefully die i i'm sure i'm sure my death is just going to come from me in my sleep at some point. I'll never get killed by stone. I'm not going to suffer. Wikipedia more than anything.

Pressing was to try and get him to talk. Yeah, at least I'm not going to suffer a horrific death. He died three days later. Oh, Giles. It's the worst. Oh, he died three days later? He died three days into the pressing. They were trying to get him to talk about being a witch, and he wouldn't talk.

So they just kept doing it to him for three days. This is a... I was going to say the same thing. Salem Witch Trials. How much weight can you put on your chest? Like golf balls on a giant thing of compression

composite wood. Just like 4,000, 5,000. He's just down there. I don't think it would kill me. Get impressed? No. Your body would redistribute the weight? Yeah, we should be able to figure out how much weight killed Giles Corey

and take the Giles Corey challenge. Let's do the viral Giles Corey challenge. Nick would pop up as like Flat Stan. Oh, yeah, dude. I'd be so flat. I'd be 2D. The cartoon character that got run over by a cement maker. Yeah. Like floating away. That's awesome.

He doesn't even have dimension. You gave him a stone? That's a slap in the face. That's pretty fucking badass. That's a real slap on your face. Press to death. There should be a statue of the execution. Damn, they used what killed him as his tombstone.

How much weight do you think you can handle, Liam? Weight? Yeah. Just on your chest in general. With a guy in an old-timey hat hat pointing at you i don't have the slightest clue let me help you out give me a like a combine stat like nfl combine something that was like like a horrible combine performance um what there was a quarterback that i think got zero bench reps maybe or like one something like. I don't remember the quarterback.

I think it was fairly recent. They do 225, right? I don't know. I don't really care about the whole bench press and everything like that. Yeah, 225. I like more the speed. Shay, I'm talking to the draft guy right now. Who's the best example of a guy who wasn't great at the combine

but ended up being a great football player. Well, DK got shredded for his combine, remember? Because his three cone was abysmal. Yeah, that's right. He was crying at the combine. He ended up having a pretty good NFL career. It's another guy that's, like, famous. Maybe there's pictures of him looking bad at the combine.

Chris Jones? No, he looked great at the combine. Well, the incident. Yeah, his penis burst through his shorts. Yeah, I thought that's what you were referencing. Now I'm talking about Tom Brady. Oh, yeah. Well, he looked great in this combine picture.

You think so? For a lot of people that could resonate with that, yeah. He looks like he had been crushed under some weight. He had that, like, flat body. 500 pounds. You think you'd take 500 pounds on your chest? Oh, I was looking for the weight. He had that flat body. 500 pounds. You think you'd take 500 pounds on your chest? Oh, I was looking for the weight. It was 500?

I'm asking. I'm just getting a starting number at 500 pounds. Yeah, I could handle 500 pounds. Giles Corey was way less than 500 pounds. Shut the fuck up. Yokozuna was like 480, and he sat on people all the time. Yeah. But he jumped on people, too, so that's more weight with the...

Could you take 1,000 pounds on your chest? I want to guess no. I don't think I'd do 1,000. That guy rocks. It just said that he was saying more weight was his last word. It's like Ronnie Coleman. That's badass. He's probably trying to die, not in three days.

This is a great trivia question. How much weight killed Giles Corey? And then you just argue your answer, what you think it is. Does he have an elementary school at least named after him? He's got it right. Hospital. What if what he said was more weight? Ah.

He's got a quarry named after him. Where's this guy from? Can you just Google Giles Quarry Elementary School? He's got to have some hospital. If not, we should start a foundation. Yeah, we definitely should. Where was it? It was Massachusetts?

Salem. All right. Let me give you a town bridgeville pa i've never heard of bridgeville pa by i i would assume it's probably pretty close to you yeah yeah who's the best athlete out of st louis obispo i don't know i don't know who's who's from slow i know guys that they'll play football there or whatever, but I'm not very familiar with their game. I would say, what, Bo Baldwin coaching there?

Football? You'll get there. Oh, well, John Madden. Oh, obviously, yeah. There we go. What's the best high school in the country for sports? Do we consider IMG a high school? No.

Okay. Public. I don't know the difference between what schools are public and private high schools. I do. Well, I guess a lot of them that say, like, blank Catholic end up being. Chino Hills or Mater Dei, One of those out there in LA, right? Uh,

Chino Hills had the ball brothers plus Eli Scott plus on Weka a Kong Wu. Yeah. Of course. Plus Andre ball, a cousin of the ball brothers. There was a fourth ball.

Yeah. Husband. I didn't know there was a fourth ball. Yep. Like Quidditch. Um, waffles modern day is,

is a football power. They play with four quaffles. I just guessed. I don't know. It would make sense. It day is a football power. Do they play with four Quaffles? I just guessed. I don't know. It would make sense why it's called a Quaffle. Quaffle. Would that be an order of four Waffles? It'd be a Quaffle.

I'd love to get a Quaffle because they have nice indents. It looks like it feels good to the touch. That was my favorite ball. Is that the thicker ball? Yeah, it has like three indents. Maybe two. They play Quidditch in colleges now. Yeah, but they don't call it Quidditch because they don't want to be associated with J.K. Rowling.

Oh, they stopped that. Turf. Disassociated. Yeah. Look at that. I got to get me a quaffle. Yeah, I want to feel that thing up. Okay, how do they play it?

Because I don't think they can fly. They run. They run and they have brooms. Between their legs. I was flying back florida one time and i was going to austin and uh the university of texas quidditch team was also on that flight they brought their brooms on the plane and they put their brooms in the overhead can we watch a little can we watch a little college my carry on yeah, you had it ready to go. Texas Quidditch.

The hit reel. Oh, they're playing a day to remember? Yeah, those are just sticks. Oh, you can hit in Quidditch? I've never seen Harry Potter. I don't... Wait, what? So, Brandon, this actually isn't Harry Potter in the Harry Potter movies they fly.

Dude, this looks kind of badass. So, which one's Harry? I don't think so. Wait a minute. These aren't even fucking brooms Harry Potter movies they fly. This looks kind of badass. So which one's Harry? I don't think so. Wait a minute. These aren't even fucking brooms. They're just sticks. I think this sucks. This sucks dick.

Yeah, that's dangerous, though. Yeah, you land on the... What's that guy doing looking the other way? Was there a world where this wasn't going to suck? You're surprised by this? I was expecting a little bit cooler. This is even worse than I expected. There's bit cooler. This is even worse than I expected. There's multiple balls?

This is even worse than I expected. I love the referees. What do you do on the Quidditch round? Also, I'm pretty sure, isn't it Golden Snitch in this? Just a guy. This feels more, if I'm being honest, this feels more hardcore than I expected. I expected a bunch of dorks just like prancing around. It's the music.

Yeah, that's probably it. Playing lacrosse. It's like I had no arms. This is way more of a contact sport than I realized. Ooh, he got jacked up. What just happened? Look at this hit. 34 top left.

Where's the snitch? The golden snitch is just a guy that runs. That's target. Boom. Can we see somebody catching the golden snitch? I think it's that guy dressed in yellow. It's a late guy? It's a late hit that's roughing the nerd.

After the bell rang. Huh. This doesn't happen in the movie, does it? You can't tackle in flight. Harry Damanier dies. He swallows the snitch. Imagine getting no playing time. They won't even give you any minutes.

You're a walk-on on the Quidditch team. You SAT the bench. What? What are we looking at there? The hip? Huh. Well, that's that. Yo, there's a party at the Quidditch house tonight.

Oh, my God. It's got to be the cleanest fucking house. Oh, yeah. All those brooms. Stephanie played Quidditch in college. Oh, Stephanie. Stephanie. Stephanie, come here.

Come here, Stephanie. Who did the Quidditch team like social with, girls-wise? That's fun, though. The hobby horse girls? Have you seen the hobby horse girls?

Hobby horse girls are crazy. Yeah. Wooden horses? Yeah. Hobby horse girls? The craziest people you'll ever meet. Yeah.

I didn't know that. Oh, no. Stephanie? Stephanie's already hanging her head. Have a seat the shame i want you to sell us on it um what do you what do you want to know how long did you play college quidditch how did you get into it two years i love terry potter that's how i got into it was it like that at all

um i played in syracuse new york so it was a little less rough than what texas will do but i did it we would go to regionals and it would end up looking like rugby plus football did you play a sport prior to quidditch? Yes. And then you just naturally progressed to Quidditch? Yes. Basketball? Volleyball, right? Yes to both. And then I played lacrosse in high school as well.

And softball. What position did you play in Quidditch? I was a beater, so I was throwing dodgeballs at people. So there's three dodgeballs. Volleyball, soccer ball. What's the quaffle? The volleyball, soccer ball. And then what's the snitch? The snitch is usually a person with, soccer ball. What's the quaffle? The volleyball, soccer ball. And then what's the snitch? The snitch is

usually a person with a tennis ball in a sock. Wait, is that the snitch? He has a tail. Yep. So who is that? It keeps on pounding his asshole when he runs. He's the snitch?

I'll be the snitch. Oh, my asshole hurts from being the snitch. Don't grab my ass. They're trying to get to his asshole? Any means necessary. To get to his asshole. Can you flirt? No, that'd be great though.

That'd be a tactic. Wait, does he have the tail of it actually tucked into his butt crack? It has to be. No, it's Velcro to his waistband. You can kind of see. It's tied around his cock. Oh, my God, dude. All right, so there's a reset because the snitch fell.

Punch the snitch in the face. Fuck you. Snitches get stitches. Who refs this? Where do the refs get sourced? They'll get sourced from college teams that aren't playing that game usually um and now there's a whole like ref stay on your feet snitch uh uh ref test why would you want to be the snitch you're usually sourced from another team that's not playing that game as well he's just getting the shit kicked out of him and a ball pounding into his asshole.

You're not even competing in the event, and you just have dudes running after you, grabbing at your junk. Wait, what? Is he taunting? He has to wait because of Snitch. Oh, yeah, give him a little shimmy. They're like straight up fighting. Oh, my God, Snitch. He's great at his job. So the people in the yellow headbands are obviously trying to get the Snitch, but you can also still be attacked by the beaters and other people

and the other Snitch. Che, can you grab a tennis ball and tape and make us one of these real quick? One of us will be the Snitch. I think I'd be good at this. You'd be good at Snitch. I think I'd be great at this. Kyle would be great at Snitch. This guy is great.

No, because his ass is too big. It would be sticking out. Yeah, we should. I'm an assless man. It would be sticking out. Yeah, we should... I'm an assless man. It would be between my legs. Are there any rules like when you can attack the snitch? Yes, you have to usually wait five to ten. I don't remember the exact time limit,

but when the whistle starts to start the game, the snitch, there's like a five-minute waiting period usually. Imagine your family coming to see the sport you play and you're the fucking snitch. Oh, that's my son with the ball bouncing in his asshole. Would you imagine that you were flying when you were running around? No, not usually. It's like basketball.

You're just running up and down. Are you good at it? No. Oh, he got it. I was fair. So that's an instant win? Yes. No, it's the instant game over.

It's like in the books. But you also get points added, so they've usually most likely. Oh, man. So Texas just won. Yeah. Texas is usually very good at the Quidditch World Cup. So it does get pretty competitive the more advanced you get. That's just a bunch of snitches.

Texas has got to be Slytherin, right? They're doing something over there, Moog. You think the Texas Quidditch team cares about horns down the way the basketball team does? Yes. Yes, more probably. Yeah. Like, this is about us.

We represent the University of Texas. Has it evolved? Like, is it 2023, like, more advanced? It has evolved so that now the World cup is not just the college teams there is actually a world cup that is more olympics based where it's croatia yes we could get croatia was good right well there's a higher crumb was nice crumb yeah there's a higher level there's a semi-professional what's the highest level of quidditch probably the semi-professional who's the wealthiest Quidditch player?

It's not their full-time job, is it? I don't think so. I highly doubt it. It's probably something along like a lacrosse player or an older lacrosse player. Would you ever go to a match and you'd be like, oh, this is a shitty snitch. Like he'll get caught or it feels like the snitch could be bribed. Like let's say his girl was on one of the other teams. I have not heard of that happening.

I also am very much out of the – I'm out. How long have you been out of the – Oh, my God. I graduated in college at 15, Brandon. We're talking like 10 years. Oh, wow. Dude, imagine having like a coworker in insurance and he shows up beat up to work every week. And you're like, dude, what's going on?

Well, you saw that you like you can full-on tackle people when they're not wearing pads you're playing girls and guys all on the same feet hey it's more athletic than like greco-roman wrestling i couldn't survive that well we got here canada and japan this is from this year's world cup the camera has the display options on the screen which is oh my god not a good sign are there are there stats is there like a advanced stats going along? I don't know how advanced the stats will get, but I'm sure that there is something like they're keeping track of who's

scoring what. You think that's the first time Chase ever walked up with a duct tape and a ball and held it up? Absolutely. Here, everybody. He's kind of a sex pest. No. So one of us should be the snitch, and we should have two people try to.

Two or? Well, that's what the. It's only two. Yeah, it's team B, team B, snitch. What was the classic story in Harry Potter where someone grabbed the snitch, ended the game, but they lost? Oh, yeah, that's the World Cup. That's Ireland versus Bulgaria.

Ireland wins, but Victor Crumb. Victor Crumb on Bulgaria. That really fucked up his legacy, right? No, the Weasley twins had that exact bat and their bookie kept running away from him. Oh yeah. Was that the Goblet of Fire? Yes, that one.

Why did he grab the snitch even though his team was going to lose? Because it ends the game. And if they kept playing until Ireland caught the snitch, they could have been playing for fucking years. My problem with that was that they didn't make another team. They allowed a different team in so that Harry could compete.

That would have been when they actually got back to school for Goblet of Fire. It was like when the NBA expanded the playoffs. Yes. So that they could have Zion Williamson play. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a nerd or an athlete? Why can't I be both?

Are women ever the snitch? Because the idea of two dudes just chasing after women, grabbing and everything. Grabbing at their ass. Just grabbing at their ass. I'm pretty sure there has to be. Yeah. That's a hell of a visual.

I could not tell you names of anybody. Kyle, maybe you want to tuck that? Get that in your ass. of anybody Kyle maybe you want to tuck that I don't want to rip out any goo chairs we've been playing with a lot of tape today yeah thanks Kyle that's outside the you know a little bit you gotta have the tail hanging out a little bit yeah yeah a little bit more oh if it's have the tail hanging out a little bit. Yeah, you got to have it hanging out a little bit more. I don't know if he's going to be able to run, though. It's got to really pulverize your asshole if you take a step. That's right. Yeah, it does swing.

Yeah. There he goes. Fucking snitch. Get him. Nikki, go get him. Use all your wrestling defensive moves. Kyle's going to be a good snitch. Good mobility out there.

That's what I'm saying. This is why Kyle's going to be good. All right, Mook and Nick, go get him. I don't have a belt on. I'm going to be too baggy. Why don't you go get him? I got to do the commentary. I want to do the commentary.

Okay, I'm going to grab two fast guys. Yeah. Get Che. Che, get your ass down here. White Sox Dave and Smokes or something. Yeah, Smokes is Walker. If it was a girl snitch, Smokes would be a natural. That's exactly how he sounds.

What's up, Big Slime? He calls everybody Big Slime. Che is stretching. He has earrings today i was gonna say i did not know that nicky smokes had his ears pierced yeah diamond stud earrings he's been watching uh jersey shore yeah and he said he needs catching up on culture from the early 2000s yeah and he he hates he missed it he's like oh this would have been my stuff he hates that he missed it yeah oh i lived it honey you live the jersey shore i lived

yes what town oh no no i lived like i was i'm i was born and raised here in chicago but jersey shore would have been like high school early college oh so you lived it as you live through it on tv yes you survived yes the way you said it made it sound like you were down on the shore like under the boardwalk no i mean all of us of a certain age we all lived through the jersey jersey shore i missed it i mean i knew what was going on but i never watched that one either i under the boardwalk. No, I mean, all of us of a certain age, we all lived through the Jersey Shore. I missed it. I mean, I knew what was going on, but I never watched that one either. I did too.

I was supposed to start watching it like last year, but you know how things go. Yes, Che. I haven't seen it in a second. You've seen Jersey Shore? Are they on the same team? What are we looking at? No, you're going to be playing. It's going to be like, yeah, it's you versus Nikki, you versus Kyle, Kyle versus Nikki.

It's a big old triangle. Only one person wins out of the three of you. No, because you want to win. Is there a timer to this so Kyle can win? We're going to put two minutes on the clock. But yeah, I will. Two minutes is a long time. We're going to put one minute on the clock.

What? What? Yeah, you have to stay. Between the lines. Inbounds. in the basketball court for one minute. If neither one of you grabs it, Kyle wins. Otherwise, whoever grabs it wins. 60 seconds is really fast. All right, what do you want?

90 seconds? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. I like two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes.

It can feel like a lot. Two minutes. I mean, it's going to feel like a lot to Che and Nikki when they get smoked by Kyle. 30 seconds are going to get sloppy. All right, Nick, we've got two minutes on the clock, and it's Che against Smokes. What are you doing? What? I have a feeling.

I can't move forward, can I? No, you can move. Yeah. Why wouldn't you move? I'd try that. What else are Yeah. Why wouldn't you move? If I try that. What else are the rules? Why are you sexy? Why'd you just come in here real sexy?

You just want to sit down. I can't fucking move forward. You want to see what that felt like when you sat on it. He did a lordy voice. You did. Oh. All right. TJ, are you going to be ready on my count?

So ready. Three, two, one, go. Get him, Kyle. Get him, Kyle. Oh, he's moving. Oh, he's moving. No, no, no. No one grabbed it.

No one grabbed it. It's a spell. Kyle, you want me to tape it around your waist? Yeah, we need to. We'll tape it. We're learning here. Yeah, tape it to his low back. Put a cross piece.

Give him a belt, yeah. Well, not a belt because it does have to come off. Well, don't. Yeah, how is it going to come off? Attach it to your actual asshole. Look at that ass. They're not going to be able to rip this off. That's what I'm afraid of, too.

I think if they do one, they might be able to. One good. That's never coming off. Yeah, they can get that out. Che, you're the bondage guy. Is that going to be able to be torn off? Yeah, that's good That's good

Alright We got two minutes back on the clock Two minutes does feel like forever But that'll be fine I mean that Three, two, one, go Whoa Yeah

He's good Yeah He'd be good good fucking Take back everything I said about Quidditch. High endurance. Oh my god. Are there some rules that we don't understand? Because it seems like that was a lot harder than what we just saw on TV. Holy shit. You went flying.

That's a sport. Well, you also have to take into account like what happened with- Are you not going to talk about what happened? And the other rings. Okay. Because there is also, this is a small game within a larger game. Got it. So you have to keep into account score.

We need a replay. Et cetera, et cetera. Did it get caught on camera? Please. Oh, yeah. It made it 11 seconds. 11 seconds. That was only 11 seconds?

It wasn't long. Minute 15. I didn't fast motion. I looked speedy as hell. Yeah, you were fast. Yeah, you looked good. You somehow accelerated when you went through the thing. It was weird.

Play that again. Yeah. Oh, my. So who won? I don't think we did. I think we did. I think all of us did. Yes, it is.

It speeds up when he goes through the net. You're right. But I would like to point out that Nicky took... It's the real deal. And then think about that you also... You wouldn't as the snitch, but the Seekers would also have dodgeballs being thrown at them. Yeah.

And there's more people running around you'd have a bigger area to run into you would yeah so after you wait like the five or ten minutes right when the game starts you're allowed to go anywhere usually anywhere within the tournament facility and they'll have told you your farthest boundaries that you can go and then it's usually there's a time limit and then you have to come back to the field are there ever quidditch fights oh i'm sure they'll get heated and and it's like oh for sure what are the socials like afterwards butter beers oh yeah they're chocolate frogs bogey flavored jelly beans well yeah and usually just like regular human flavored beer too yeah uh nick you don't tell the people about high noon can you even say those two words i just did uh

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Alright, thank you, Stephanie. Thank you, Kyle. That made my day. I'm telling you, that's a incredible activity yeah right what about the fall he's not acknowledging the fall what an activity a real good cardio really good work by the boys it takes a lot of different skill sets if you saw what i but you had fun You saw what I was doing. But you had fun out there? That's what I was doing. Yeah, I'm like, fuck. I'm panic mode. Back, back, back.

Boo! Did you forget the net was there? Oh, smokes won. It's not that I forgot. I didn't even think about the net. The net shouldn't have been there. I'm thinking about chilling smokes. Guy in a net has never not been funny caught in that so cliche dude you're better than that

like a jellyfish oh my god daily dozen oh yeah let's finish that I did make a mistake earlier amidst the UC Davis talk I lumped in the Armstrong Brothers from Australia into UC Davis lore Those are Cal Baptist kids Oh my goodness In Riverside

Yes, rivals of UC Riverside Windmill for the land Turn forever hand in hand Are lyrics from what 2005 Gorillaz song? Maybe you could do it in the tune. Two of nine. Not bad. Wasn't there only one Gorillaz song? No.

There were two. You're forgetting Clint Eastwood. You're forgetting Clint Eastwood. I thought that was the answer to this. No, that's Feel Good Inc. Oh, that's not Clint Eastwood. There's a lot of good Gorilla songs. That's almost certainly not true.

A lot of good Gorilla songs. Wasn't he the lead singer of Blur? Yeah. What do you mean, he? Gorilla's his one man. Gorilla's his one guy? Yeah, I think so. But it's Gorilla.

And he's handsome. It's a cartoon band started by one guy? Yeah, I think so. But it's Gorillas. And he's handsome. Okay. It's a cartoon band started by one guy. Yeah. Got nothing on this. I don't remember Gorillas at all. They had a lot of great songs. Come on.

Yeah, Damon. Us two guys. He does the illustration. If it's a cartoon band, I would argue the illustrator is very important. Is in the band? Yeah. We're in a band. What do you do?

I draw. Draw in the band. Idaho State. The Bengals. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. That's not what I – what?

The Idaho State Bengals. You're going to give me something. Give us your idaho state knowledge best idaho state player i much prefer idaho um idaho state football twitter account messed up very bad this season they were trying their best to tweet highlights and they were garbage at it they kept leaving in the watermarks of illegal streaming services what a classic mistake that's that's a i reach out i say hey like i'll help you guys let me teach you guys what to do so we don't make this mistake they just deleted all their tweets

but what was your insight why did you want to help them so badly because you can't be playing illegal streaming sites out there on Twitter it's going to get taken down that's bad for the rest of us because you want to use their yeah so I was trying to help them and then they just deleted all their tweets and then they started doing the same thing

but with ESPN Plus and the watermarks were still everywhere it was a classic FCS debacle. Classic. When did you get into college football? I don't know. Concept of time isn't the best. I think the NCAA video games helped spring me into it.

Yeah. And then kind of just got past. of just old enough to have really enjoyed those oh yeah what's your earliest memory of playing ncaa football games you were definitely an updated roster guy like you named oh yeah i i made sure that we got got actual players and not qb number 45 or whatever um i i made sure that we got got the real players there and you know always like going to a low level fes school and bring them up that is the most fun yep that is um like mississippi state that's not yeah the point layering omission by the way on on the top 10 list as i just saw i i mentioned carson strong to you more of his a meme but no

khalil tate seems kind of crazy the khalil tate we're talking 10 players khalil tate took over the sport for a few months that's fine and a lot of great players did not get on that list like saquon barkley did not get on that list i made a list of the top ten players we missed out on since the absence of the NCAA football series in 2013. I think Tate should have been a lock. Number one is Lamar Jackson. I think he would have been deadly. Number two is the 2019 LSU offense. Three was Derek Henry.

Great player, that 2019. Four, Deshaun Watson. Five, Caleb Williams. Six, Marvin Harrison, Jr. Seven, Michael Parsons. Eight, Alabama receivers. Nine, that guy. You put a defender on there?

Yeah, what is that? Is that fun? That sucks. And Michael Parsons would have been incredible on that game. He would have been 99 overall. He would have been, yeah. Yeah, he would have been good, but like, you know. You got to do a little balance.

A little balance. You don't play defense on those games. Yeah, you do. You pick a guy. No, no, no. You play offensive coordinator and you start. I don't. I play the whole head coach.

You start as an OC. You got to go on the grind. I play head coach and I start i don't i play the whole head coach you start as an oc you gotta you gotta go on the grind i play i play head coach and i just i like took the easy route eh that's not really i took akron to like five straight national championships we joined the big started as a head coach where's the background no lore no lore there's lore there's lore if you if you create a big 10 powerhouse at Akron, that's just nothing but lore. Loreless. Akron got into the Big Ten?

Outside of college football, what shows did you watch growing up? What cartoons? Well, I like all the – there's cartoons that I like, but I don't have good memories of actually watching them. I think I just more so like the characters. Like Rocco's Modern life, I just like the characters. Yeah, they're great characters. Yeah, which I didn't really

watch the show. You just liked the characters but didn't watch the show. Essentially, yes. Invaders in the same way. That's how he watches football, though, too. Oh my god, yeah. He's an individual guy. He roots for players. Who are you guys preparing to do the Yak Challenge? I don't think PFT's

done it. Oh my god. Do it your way, PFT. I will do it my way. Does this mean that Stephanie has to do it too? Probably, yeah. She's definitely has to do it. College athlete. I'm a little bit nervous. You should be.

The fact that it's gone this long makes me more nervous. You could really embarrass yourself. You could be good like Nick or bad like Cam Newton. Yeah. I feel like we need to add a Quidditch element to this. Put a net out there. Can we catch KB? Oh, God.

Come on. Who did that? Come on. Who did that? Come on. I'll tell you what's going to be really bad is the three points. You think so? I shoot over my head, and so I never learn how to shoot from distance. So I'm good for mid-range, but I can't shoot a three to save my life, so we might be here a while. I mean, the bar is pretty low on the three-pointers.

Okay, good. How are you at cornhole? I haven't played in a while. You seem like you'd be good. I think I got to be average. I think if you're really good at cornhole, that's very... Something's wrong. Yeah.

The college cornhole stuff that always runs on ESPN2 is wild, that that's always on. It's always sponsored by a baked bean company. Yes, and then they start... It is always sponsored by a baked bean company. And Johnsonville Sausage. Sure. Yes. and then they start. It is always sponsored by a baked bean company. And Johnsonville Sausage. Sure. Yes.

And then they also start doing it for high school. High school cornhole? Oh, come on. On ESPN2. High school cornhole? On ESPN2. And this kid was like decked out in shades and beets. And he was just locked in.

Beets by Dr. Dre? Yes. What do you think of eSports? I like eSports. I root for Marietta. I want to start betting on it. I dabbled with League of Legends betting in esports, yeah. Same.

There were some drug scandals, right, in esports? I don't have them. Adderall? You can't take Adderall? No. Really? Dude, that's a PD. Hook was on LA Thieves at the time,

and he got in trouble for using non-prescribed Adderall. I think they test for certain levels of it, though. But it is a big issue. Don't these guys have a way shorter shelf life for career, too? Once you hit 28, you're in. Most of the league is under 24. And in COD, CSGO, there's older players. That's sad.

What happens? Your eyes start to go. under 24. And in COD, CSGO, there's older players. That's sad. What happens? Your eyes start to go. It's just like, there's a bunch of like, so the COD league specifically, you have to be 18 to play. So basically, there's a bunch of 15,

16, 17 year olds that are better than everybody in the league. They're just like cracked out like high school kids that play 12, 15 hours a day.

So as soon as they come into the league, they're better than a bunch of the players. So the rookie class is always stacked. It's kind of like a boys league though. There's kind of like a group of players in the league where it's like if you're friends with them you could stay in the league longer per se is there any window your windows open from age 18 to what sounds like

most of the league i would say is under like 22 23 damn dude is there there anything? Being over the hill. The older guard has kind of retired. Crim Six, Skump, Karma, Methods. We lost Skump. We lost it all. Clayster. I think he's still around the league but not playing well. Skump looks like Mook. Yeah, we love Skump.

Big Skump guys, huh? Is there a senior tour for video gaming? It's just Twitch. Twitch.tv. 27. They're playing Mario Kart. They're playing Mario Kart. They're playing Tiger Woods on PS2. Something low-key.

Are you familiar with the challenge at all, or do you know the order of events? I've watched it being done several times. I don't know the order. So I know Cornhole starts, right? Cornhole and soccer. Okay, Cornhole, then Jake. Jake's a real dickhead. Yeah, and then Wiffle Ball. Okay. don't know the order so i know cornhole starts right cornhole and soccer okay cornhole then jake jake's real dickhead yeah and then wiffle ball okay hit it this way over the yeah and then

the football where was connor's under the table right now with football to hit that okay and then three-pointer three-pointer sparkle okay very impressive kyle yeah do we know what the uh what the category is gonna be for sparkle how do we do that? No, you don't find out the Sporkle. And it's trivia and you won't have me here to bail you out. Who would have thought a big net would get you? So locked in too. The short area. You were crushing it. Unreal.

Look at Jake. He's got his dog on his lap right now. Of course. Sicko. What's the dog going to do while he's getting balls kicked at him? Is the dog going to panic? What the dog doing? Nice.

Jack made a good point. Formal was a Halo pro. Left Halo to play COD. Then got too old to play COD. Retired and came back to halo oh that is it again it's like bo jackson what a cool story how is that like multi-sport athlete brand oh okay i had to retire yeah from one sport broke his hip yeah his hip died are there any uh any like all-time what-if guys in video gaming where they were great, they showed flash, but then they had maybe an injury?

I guess a wrist would take you out, right? Yeah, wrist would be bad. Vision. Thumb. Some of the older guys, it's like, would they have been as dominant in today's game? So it's kind of like a John and LeBron argument. This guy played against plumbers.

Yeah, like Nadeshot was great on an early era optic team that was awesome, but retired early. But that's just natural with the evolution of anything. TJ Buga? Buga won the Fortnite World Cup in 2019. And now he couldn't touch top 10.

Are there common injuries? Is it all thumb and wrist related? I know like Zuma, he had to retire because he had like cyst buildups like on his like thumb joint or something. A geoguessr is like getting to this level slowly but surely. Yeah, there's pros, there's a World Cup. Yeah. And I mean, I only know, like, the American esports.

Like, CSGO and Dota and League, they play in stadiums. Like, packed stadiums with 80,000 people in them. The League Worlds is unbelievable. It's insane. They played at a chase center for their Worlds last year, and then this past few months ago was somewhere in Korea. It's a wild sport. What is League? It's, like, the biggest sport. Is it League of Legends? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is thata that it's a wild what is like the biggest sport is it league of legends what is that is that gun it's a moba yeah massive online battle it might be hard to

explain it's very tough look at the the best player in league faker hurt his wrist during summer 2023 t1 looks awful without him. Faker comes back, leads them to Worlds. Comes back from a wrist injury. Doesn't happen that often. Have you guys seen the guys that are speed running, producing old songs? Yes.

I've seen that. So fucking good. TJ, back to CSGO. Didn't somebody just get a skin that was worth a million dollars for a gun? Yeah, it's a one-of-one AK-47 Case Arden. What's up, Che? And it's worth a million dollars? We shouldn't do this?

What? Donnie? So he's doing his show in the kitchen? I like this. Maybe I'll just never do it. Oh, shit. Yeah, damn it. All right, we'll hold off then.

Kyle, what is GeoGuessr? What? It's like you... It's pretty much Google Street View. Never mind, don't answer. Come on, Titus. Don't answer. Where do you think your skill level is?

It's a Google Map competition where you have to guess where you are in the world. I bet you'd be better than KB. Yep. Do you think... Can you get dropped at a coordinates and you can only do right 60. You haven't seen that guy rainbow on Twitter. I will just ask. I just knows it immediately.

Listen, I didn't want to say I didn't want to. I didn't want to say it, but I think we might lead different lives. Why do you think that we both like college basketball? That's what I'm saying is I think we might. I think that's what I'm learning. The more we talk to each other, we might lead slightly different lives. Liam was really disappointed when you said that. I know.

I actually recommend it as a casual time. No, that's why I'm interested in what it is. It is very fun. Is there a place to – I was just surprised to see the tweets. Is there a place – It's a website, and you can subscribe, but you can also play for free. I would look up Rainbolt.

Can we do it? He had viral tweet after viral tweet. Can we do? Rainbolt is the most personable, but he's not the best. And if he's the most personable? By far. Yeah. My favorite is RC.

He doesn't have any personality. I want to see RC. Is there a bad boy? I think there is. It might be you. I'm not too hip. Yeah. Let me try one, TJ.

Do you think you're top 500 in the world? No, no. These guys are so, so much better. It's one of the most impressive feats you'll ever see. I mean, they memorize, like, telephone poles per country. Bullards. Tell me where to go here, Kyle. Are we playing it ourselves?

Read on the road. I actually haven't played it in a while Looking up the guys on Twitter Yeah Well, what fun is that? Would you rather play it? We won't see our seat, didn't we? I guess single player

This has gotten a little fancier than Five years ago It has changed, yeah Oh What? A guy? I don't need a fucking I don't really like this new UI no I like that when it I've never seen a website from 1997 yeah that's

Chicago that's Chicago that's easy the Chicago this is really lost the TJ I honestly don't know I haven't been on the site in a while. This is ruined. Yeah, they fucked it up. Okay. Go to Twitter and look up... You're on a free account so you can play for five minutes every 15 minutes? That's outrageous. Is this a story mode?

Get ready to learn Google Earth, buddy. This is GeoGuessr story mode. What? Maps? Classic. That should work. It used to be so easy. We'd just go to the website and be like, here's a picture.

Yeah, what the? All right, the five minute clock has started. Oh, God. I don't know. TJ? Yeah, go world. Is this the wrong thing? Okay.

Oh, we're there. Oh, that is South Korea. That is not Korea. That might be Arkansas, dude. That could be just LA. Oh, wait, yeah, wait. Oh, shit. It's an Asian strip mall.

It's a hot pot. Okay. It's really nice outside. This is California. This looks like a... That's an Asian strip mall. Is that a Burger King? Van Nuys.

That is... No, that's outside Seattle. A little more northern. That's outside Seattle. Outside Seattle? Yep. I'll say that's in San Francisco. That's outside Seattle.

Tacoma, Washington. I'm going to San... Lock it in. Tacoma. My vote is Vegas. Fuck! What is that? Colorado.

Denver? Wow. Cool. That is fun cool that's all it is this one's this is South Asia I think in like it might be

Central America too Singapore it's Equatorial somewhere so there's like a league that does this or something

there's like a pro circuit and this will be nothing we gotta show them Rainbow show the house So there's like a league that does this or something? There's a pro circuit. And this will be nothing. We got to show them Rainbow. What constitutes a correct answer? Is that an Asian house? Yeah, this is Asian.

Thailand, Malaysia, Taiwan. I'm thinking Singapore. I'm going to say Indonesia. Singapore would be more like westernized. My apologies. Urban. So Malaysia, Kyle? Could be rural Singapore westernized. My apologies. Urban. So Malaysia, Kyle? Could be rural Singapore.

I don't know. Oh, God. Thailand? We only have three minutes left to play. But then we have to wait 15, right? Right. Let's just go. And the map isn't loaded.

Go there. Yeah, that's fine. Singapore. Singapore. Hmm. Did you mark it? Japan. Japan, yes. I wouldn't have guessed that at all.

That looked poor. Oh, there's probably. This is the United States. Yeah, that's. This is my hometown. That's Walter White's house. Is that PA? Is that PA? Is that PA?

Yeah. Whoa! Confetti. 30 miles from it. Damn. Harrisburg? So that's 4,800 out of a possible 5K points. Okay.

We're on easy mode, too, so they're giving us, like, capitals and shit. Oh, this is easy mode? Yeah. Oh, shit. Driver, the wheels on the left, so it's American. What does that word say? Samsung. Like the text.

There's graffiti. This could be New York. Yeah, it could. Graffiti might be too nice. That doesn't look like New York, the way they're parking. And also... Oh, fuck, that is not the United States. Europe, obviously.

Is that like Poland? Portuguese, maybe? So it uses orange. That's like... Probably Eastern Europe. German, German adjacent. I was thinking German, too. German adjacent.

Poland? Bulgarian? The Zs scream Poland, right? Yeah, there were Zs in that. Hmm. Yeah, that's... I'm going to say Poland. That's classic.

Let's go Poland. It looks Polish. That's classic Poland. Let's go. Oh, no. That's hungry. I saw the confetti. I saw the confetti.

I got close enough. This is Central America. Is it? No. Palm Tree. That's Hawaii. Like Kansas. That's Central.

It kind of does look like Hawaii. That's Hawaii. American stop signs. Oh, those look Hawaiian. That's Hawaii American stop signs Oh those look Hawaiian That's Hawaii Hawaii Let's go Maybe Kauai Go Kauai

He's in LA I think it's further in the water Yeah Nope Further in the water No no no Way out Way out

You're going to want to zoom out way more Way west It is way in the middle How many seconds do we have left Nick? We're down to 44 seconds. 43 seconds. Shit. Just pick an island. Yeah, it's probably...

Just pick Honolulu. Alright. I told you it was Kawhi. Wow, you did. Brandon had to be a smartass. Play again. Oh, that was it. We did all of them. That's a smartass. Oh, he's. Play again. Oh, that was it. We did all of them.

That's a whole other round, boys. All right. Good for us. That was good. That was fun. We're not very good, though. I'm going to look up Rainbolt when I leave here because he sounds like a guy. He's like the influencer.

Okay. And RC is the best one. Not the best, but he's up there. He's probably top five. Okay. He'll, like, rip off 100 in a row. Just right down to the. Not, like, but he's up there. He's probably top five. He'll rip off 100 in a row. Just right down to the... Not like right down, but right country and everything.

Georgia State. The Panthers. Bruce Brown's brother, Bryke East Brown. He played safety at Georgia State. Bruce Brown's brother bryke east brown yeah there's like 10 siblings in that brown family and bryque weas played football there uh really good safety um sean elliott head coach they're obviously very tough guy they love their offensive line play darren granger quarterback went to firman before really good dual

threat um who was the qb before him the tall guy or granger i don't recall um i don't recall but they had a really good running back duo too carol was there as um another running back was tyler greg maybe basketball team of course, Archie Hunter in the infamous moment against Baylor. You want to take turns naming current Georgia State assistant basketball coaches? I'll go first. Danny Peters. You could go second.

All right, 1-0. You're up. I'll go second. One serving zero. That'll be a shutout. Damn. Oh, man, you really got me there. He's my college roommate.

No. NC A&T. North Carolina A&T, home of Tariq Cohen. Mm-hmm. Pretty good. Is he Jewish? No idea. I don't know why I thought that.

Probably not, though. Tore his ACL a few times uh the backup with the big quads for the packers is jewish asia dylan yeah he's jewish yeah oh i don't know that proudly tarik cohen had a very uh good read on players tribune i think a year or two ago about his just his life and everything he's been through very good read i just caught up on the the jordan poyer story from the athletic that came out like a month ago did you guys read that he was an alcoholic was he not he was an alcoholic and he went to somewhere in central america or south america he did the ayahuasca trip yeah and he said while he was under the

influence of ayahuasca he had an out-of-body experience. So the most high version of himself exited his own body and then lectured himself about how to get past alcoholism and stuff. That's badass. And that very high version of himself is named DJ Pollo. What?

Yeah. So now he's got this split personality where he's like, I'm DJ Pollo now and I don't need alcohol. I don't need all the other stuff that was fueling me in the past. So it got him sober.

Yeah. That's awesome. At what cost? Now he's got DJ Pollo. So not just some extra credit. Yeah. It's a benefit. Sounds like he created another awesome guy. Yeah. DJ Pollo. I'm a fan of Rachel Bush.

His wife. Oh really? She puts it out there right? Oh Oh, yeah, not that's a fly. Mm-hmm. Not like renner Same same can Is she? But only using the dirt, okay run one here we have light gray soil very arid climate I'm gonna go north Botswana here. What no, it's crazy Slight more east but was north bots who looks like New Zealand immediately with the soil color the way he slaps the key ball so hard here on three this is

very much Brazilian dirt East Brazil, probably. Round four. Looks like we have Brazil again. Same red soil. I feel like it would be over here in this region, though, if it is. Slightly more south. We'll take that. Final round here. Come on.

This is a tough one. I think it's just Russian soil here, though. Yeah, it has to be, like, Western Russia. What the fuck? It was Western Russia. What the fuck? It was Western Russia. Kyle, how's he? So these are edited videos. He probably does a lot of takes.

He is very good. You know like when you're watching golf and a guy will stick it on the green and the commentator's like, ooh, that's going to leave him a tough putt, and you're just kind of like, what? I mean, it's a 10-foot putt. That was a great shot. What is the example of that? What is like a, I would think that's pretty good, but he's way fucking off.

If you're like two countries away. If you miss the country. If you miss the country all together. If I had been a different African country. If you clicked on Germany and it was really France, that's just like, get this amateur out of here. Yeah, you got to get the country. He even said north botswana off of dirt those types of videos he's doing enough to an infinite amount of takes until

he gets a fight right but a guy like rc will just be solid across the board can i see him what's he look like where was he like a nerdyink. That was the personality guy right there. Yeah. He commentates the World Cup. And he does a lot of content. He's the Charles Barkley of GeoGuess. He's the real goofy one. Yeah, he's the man.

What if you miss, but it's a border town. If it's like some town in southern Canada and you guess Plattsburgh, New York. Do they roast you for that? Do not miss the country. Okay. And what would be different of Western Brazilian dirt as opposed to whatever country is just Western Brazil? Well, no one is not going to get Western because the Amazon isn't covered by Street View.

So a lot of these places aren't covered by Street View, so you automatically know what's off the table. You can run out. Okay, yeah. Yeah. All right. Is that him kyle oh yeah finally beat the world record oh yeah this finally happened the first place 25k speed or dirty twink has finally been beaten i mean this is arguably the most difficult-to-beat record in all of GeoGuessr. Granis has held first place since way back when GeoGuessr was on speedrun.com. So, yeah, that's been a while.

But, yeah, all respect to Granis. Yeah, this guy doesn't fuck around. He's put me to sleep many, many nights in a good way. He lulled me. But that's him. He's a luller. So that video was him beating the world record. It was about to. He didn't even start the video. Okay, but so when he sat down yeah so that video was him beating the world record it was about he didn't

even start the video okay but so when he sat down to make that video like every time i imagine he plays geoguessr he's trying to beat the world probably starts every time he starts filming he's yeah intros it as if he's going for the world right yeah so that was one of the most exciting geoguessr videos that's ever been i would imagine yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. You've got to have a love for it. Do you guys have a lull yourself to sleep YouTuber? I've got one. I've got some that I hate that I'll just put on and I get bored by, and I just hate the sound of their voice,

but I just fall asleep to it, yeah. I mean, I've shouted out the Outdoor Boys a lot, but I'll go to sleep to the Outdoor Boys all the time. Me and Tommy Smokes watch the same video, different beds. ASMR barber. No. No. No.

This is a British man, maybe Irish, making the perfect sandwich. Holy fucking shit, boys. TJ, you know what I'm talking about? That would work. He's very anti-cut the bread diagonal. He said bread's not meant to be triangle. He's right. Oh, my God. And he loves it.

He just likes ham, tomato, mayo on each side of the bread. And he likes his green. I can already hear it. Oh, it's so good. Why do you like British YouTubers so much? What else? I feel like every YouTuber you bring is British. Yeah, maybe.

But this guy just knows how to relax you when he's making... Yes! Yeah, you love British guys. What's his name? That is a name. Wait, is this him? Yeah, he's Irish. I'm not a regular sandwich maker. I came in late at night and felt a little bit

peckish. I had no problem at all in making a good sandwich. And a good sandwich for me consists of brown bread, whole meal, and this is a good example of that. Some people like butter, others like flour, different types of things. Whatever one is available is the one for me. The first one I see in the free just that comes out and now I wouldn't overdo whatever you put on it I wouldn't have it coming out to the edges just within it's not to like a football pitch the lines are there outside it nothing else on the pitch the essential I will then get ham that's boiled at all I don't like the ones you get in packets

or anything like that. They're too thin. They resemble razor blades to me at times. How fucking good is this? I love it. Very relaxing. There's this and then there's an African man selling a ShamWow that I like. TJ, can you show me

can you just search African ShamWow salesman? Is it the same video that you watch yeah it's just his only video oh this is the only one that guy did oh he's the one hit one

he needs to do more he's probably fucking dead or rich oh yeah based off that one video um that guy in the jersey yeah I really fucking

like this one yeah this is Yeah, I really fucking like this one. Yeah, this is the good shit. Calms me down after a long day. Hi, my name is Moshi, and this is a Miracle Shemmy. It's made in Germany. Originally designed for washing into Marcus where You can cut them into any size you want. I'll watch this too, and I'll fall asleep to this

With water make sure that it's them every time We're about to use it But you always thought it dry and the best part is that when you wash your car It's always a mess that looks like this take your miracle shimmy right from the planet to the top It gives you a relaxing in half day, which is amazing It's bad is that they are also great in and around the house Especially for those spurs in and around the kitchen in the laundries the bugger that even cut them into quarters Use them as a dishcloth because they can kill and try in the surface. Thanks to you design. Yeah, I get it I'll send you boys the link

That's that good shit. Mm-hmm shit That's what I use the internet for I watch Mr. Ballin sometimes when I go to sleep You guys ever watch him? No The storyteller? No The guy that wears the flannel all the time? He's a very good storyteller

He's kind of aggressive He's a little bit aggressive He does like true crime sometimes Or like three photos taken seconds before disaster And then he'll show you the picture. Yeah, he's great. And give you the story. He's a good storyteller.

I don't know Mr. Ballin. Yeah, Mr. Ballin. He's good. Are you saying Ballin? Ballin. B-A-L-L-E-N. Which is his actual last name. He sent me a bunch of flannel shirts one time.

Wow. Really? He's a good guy. Mr. Ballin. Good for him. All right. So we got to put off, postpone the gauntlet run yeah yeah challenge unfortunately that's fine we'll have you back on another six months yeah um tj you want to spin the wheel

oh it's going to be wet isn't it it's been a while All right. No, it's not. All right, everybody have a good weekend. Yeah. And we'll be – You playing basketball today, Brandon? No. What made you think that?

No, absolutely not. I didn't bring any pants or shoes. Huh. I have one last thing. Yes. I updated the comparison for Bryce Young. Cubone. I saw that.

Yeah. Okay, that was it. That's a fair comparison, my guys. Explanation. I tweeted it. Oh, the Pokemon comparison. Yes, yes, yes. Because Cubone wears just the skull of its dead mother.

So we're comparing that to the helmet bryce young wears we'll just think of it as nick saban and he's mourning that he's he's lost nick saban and no longer gets to play for him i see it he's in carolina he's lonely he's have yes all this stuff tiny as well what about aaron jones aaron jones wears his dad's ashes around his neck when he plays. Yeah. Yeah. In like a little locket. He lost it one game. Yeah, it got ripped off. Monday Night Football.

Got it snatched. Yeah. Give me those. He scored a touchdown. Snatched your dad. And just lost it celebrating and then they were looking for it for hours after the game. Did they find it? I believe a reporter found it for hours after the game oh shit did they find it i believe a reporter found it who's the best eagles quarterback from santa barbara is it randall cunningham or someone else i don't know okay what about sam mateo

cunningham played at unlv didn't he yeah he did he also from santa barbara though He also punted there. From Santa Barbara, though. I don't know. I wasn't sure if it was. I don't know. Do you know? No, Randall Cunningham. Cunningham ripped off a 91-yard punt in the NFL one time. Probably. I don't know why he was punting, but he ripped off a 91-yard punt. I wasn't watching, but. It might have been a third down because he was punting from his own end zone, I think.

And it was just that turf back then. Yeah. Crazy that we used to play football on that. Yeah, it was like concrete. What? Pooch punt. Well, it wasn't a pooch punt at all. It went 91 yards.

On the roll. Michael Vick was the best at that. But it wasn't a pooch punt. He was kicking it out of his end zone. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. He was kicking it out. A pooch punt is not.

Define a pooch punt. A pooch punt is when you intentionally don't punt it very far. You're just trying to get it into an area. You're on like the opponent's 43. So can a punter pooch punt? And you're just trying to get it down into like the 18 because your punter could just put it right in. I would say that a pooch punt is more about an unexpected punt from a

quarterback because you can pooch kick it and it happens to go 50 yards. So punters can pooch punt i don't think so i think only quarterbacks big ben did it a bunch he did it was so funny when big ben would punt yeah they'll be in shotgun and then the quarterback will take like a step or two back and then snapped immediately and just that little just one little yeah it's such a funny play that you won't be able to describe in like 20 years. Is it like adorable? I think Cunningham – Yeah, it is.

I think that you – So the Cunningham punt was a pooch punt. No, I think he was in punt formation. I think he was back there as the punter. I think that you could pull off – Because there was a return man. A pooch punt pass that just catches the defense completely. A pooch pass?

Yes. Catches the defense completely off guard. Because you could figure it out. We got it. It'd be cool if the offense could catch a punt. Yeah. Like in Australian rules football. If you get down there, you have to jump over the guy.

I like that. That'd be cool. I like that a lot. If you can get behind the punt returner and catch the punt, you should be able to. Here's another one. There he is. It's a wonderful time of the year. Would you believe it? I was asked to prepare

That's a nice backflash A special sandwich That would make use of the leftovers Yeah, that's your thing And the great food Everybody had over there How many views does this have? I'll come along

And I'll spread a little bit of this Cranberry sauce For this one then Different again TJ, I have to ask Can you look up if he's alive? Why would you want to know? I want to know if I need

to mourn. And I need closure. You need to mourn. Have you guys seen the Wigan guy? The guy up in England that makes the sandwiches and all the food and it's like the most disgusting food ever but it's like this one part of England that has just absolutely no food culture except

the sandwiches that this guy makes. He takes like these rolls and then he just takes pea water. Yeah. Ken Jack showed me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Disgusting.

By pea, I mean like from peas. So like there's a big bin of peas with water in it and he'll scoop out the water. Be like some pea water for flavor on there. He's so fed with it. Yeah. That's the spiciest food in England. Yes. But it's like a Chipotle style restaurant. Yeah. Just serve that. Yeah. That's the spiciest food in England. Yes. But it's like a Chipotle-style restaurant.

Yeah. You just serve that. Wait, that's a restaurant? Yeah. Kinjack put me on that, too. Yeah. Kinjack is... Of course.

He's a legend. Oh, he's got a wig? He's a legend? He's alive. Oh, he... He doesn't have a death? Let's fucking go. Shout out Colton.

Damn, he's old as fuck. He's 93. Gaelic Games. Gaelic Games content. 93 years old. Holy shit. Just outside Dingle County, Cary. That's a name.

Come on, Ireland. Dingle County, Cary. So Dingle is the name of the city. County Cary is where it's at. Dingle is a great, great town. Look how beautiful it is. I've been to Dingle. They have a dolphin in the harbor.

Click on Dingle. Dingle. I want to go to Dickhead. Wait, why are their lanes so squiggly? Are they just expecting the Irish to be drunk? Yes. There's a great pub there called Dick Max. Johnny Benny's Pub.

John Benny's. That looks like a fantasy land. I need to go to Dingle. That's the first place I ever got drunk. What? Really? Wow. I went there when I was like 15 with my mom. And we went to Dingle. That's the first place I ever got drunk. What? Really? Wow.

I went there when I was like 15 with my mom, and we went to Dingle. It's beautiful. Got to go back. I actually – Way up there, huh? When I went there for Donnie's wedding last year, I started – you know, anytime you go on vacation, you have to look at houses and be like, what if I just bought a house here? So I was in Ireland.

I looked at houses in Dingle, and they're surprisingly affordable. What's the big city? Shocking. Shannon, the airport out west, is pretty close, in Dingle and they're surprisingly affordable. What's the big city? Shocking. Shannon, the airport out west is pretty close, but Dingle is a peninsula that's kind of out on its own a little bit. It's got Shannon, I think Kilkenny is close. Kilkenny.

I might move to Dingle as well. Dingle's great. Let's open up the office there. Barstool Dingle. Barstool Dingle. Sacred Heart. Wow. Built by J.J. McCarthy What can't he do?

Ever since he beat depression Please tell me Dick Max is on the places of interest in Dingle I think it might be You sure it's still around? I think so, it's an institution It's a place where PFT had his first beer. Ocean World Aquarium. Murphy's Ice Cream.

The Dingle Distillery. Oh, the Dingle GAA Club. Huh. Shout out Dingle. Big shout out Dingle. County Cary. Famous people, pretty much nobody right wrong let's circle back that picture of him is haunted oh shit yeah he was wasted why did they pick that

that's scary yeah it's all right guys yeah all right we'll see you Monday peace I'll see ya have a good weekend everybody stay safe out there bye