The Yak - Kirk Joins to Discuss the Newest Barstool Controversy | The Yak 2-9-23
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That's why I'm saying it's a tight bubble.
All right, we're live.
All right.
Yak Day 4 with special guest Nick Mangold.
Nick.
Our guy.
Do that wave again?
I don't know where Ronan is.
KB and Nick are finishing anus downstairs.
They'll be up.
Yeah.
Day 4 from the Super Bowl Good to see everyone
Pack day yesterday, mini golf, sorry for not being here
We did a Chevy ad
It's gonna be fucking awesome
Yeah, that's why I missed the act
I don't know how much I can say about it
But it was like a real shoot
It was cool
It was really cool
And then mini golf
Went long, I crumbled like a fucking bitch A real shoot. Yeah. It was cool. Oh. It was really cool. Sounds awesome. And then mini golf went long.
I crumbled like a fucking bitch.
And now we have trivia tonight.
We do.
Yeah.
Very excited.
Are you excited?
Are you excited about trivia?
I stayed in and studied last night, so.
What did you study?
Here's Roan.
What could you possibly study for the dozen?
Context clues.
I'm not going to give that away.
Dave, you want to, yeah, no.
Do you want to say something?
Or are you going to do
Kevin's show?
Yeah, but I mean,
have you ever seen manners like this before?
Let me ask you, if you went to
a dinner,
it was nine grand, the dinner.
Like, 18, 19 people.
And you're sitting, I'm here,
he's there. You just leave before
the bill comes?
Well, no. That was poor manners manners and that was a bad decision on my part but he did leave a $20 tip
wait dave hold on dave was i the only one that left i wasn't the only one no no no i followed
the guys out i was it was unbelievably bad manners caleb and Will Compton and Hank left before me.
Wow.
No, I think Hank left after.
Hank left after.
But Caleb and Will Compton were the first two.
Yeah, and they're all bad.
Caleb sent me a message, but he's like, it was long.
So the original excuse I believe is like, well, we just wanted to leave.
It's like, well, so did everybody else at the table.
Like we were waiting for the bill. I was about to shit my pants. Now, we just want to leave. It's like, well, so did everybody else at the table. Like, we're waiting for the bill.
I was about to shit my pants.
Now, there is a bathroom there.
Caleb's like, I thought it was already paid.
That is what they're throwing.
Now, you were right next to me.
I didn't say that.
It was honestly the rudest thing I've been a part of in quite some time.
And I didn't leave the $20 for you.
It was a $20.
Imagine leaving a $20.
I left it for the people.
$20. This is a 20-spot cinema table. I left it for the people that were going to clean the table.
You know, I figured if everybody left money.
I got one question, Dave.
So some people left, but none of your, like, day one guys left, right?
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
Lockwood, Hank.
What?
I actually said I was defending him, saying there's no chance he left because my guys have class.
Like, they've been brought up better than that, and they would never do it.
To Hank's defense, or not defense, we were, everybody at the table was so stunned that they left.
Hank was there listening to us be like, there's no chance they did it.
Like, how classless do you have to be as a person to do that?
And Hank heard it and then left.
And we were like, wait, hey, he couldn't.
Now, he said he thought the bill was in front of me when we were making fun of them,
but he also apologized.
To say I'm lying if I say don't look at him very differently.
It's just you have no class for going out to.
Did you say that?
You said it last night.
It's a decade suspension for dinner.
At least.
I thought I don't remember saying that.
If anything, it's a lifetime.
Yeah.
I apologize.
Well, that's great.
But one person hasn't apologized to you yet.
Yeah, Will.
Will is classless.
I will never...
He's like, if you wait
that long, it doesn't count.
But yeah, it was stunning.
It was only nine grand.
Sorry. Thank you for the dinner. $20 helped.
Why would you leave $20?
That's more disrespectful. It was for the people that
were going to be cleaning the table. I figured if everybody...
If everyone left $20... That's a couple hundred dollars for the people that were going to be cleaning the table. I figured if everybody. That's not how it works. If everyone. If everybody.
People there and everyone left $20.
That's a couple hundred dollars for the people cleaning the table.
That's.
That's not how tipping works.
The people cleaning the table don't get to take the extra tip that's just there.
Yeah, if you put it out there where the dirty plates are. The waiter takes it and then tips people out of it.
So you tip the people cleaning the table like 20 cents.
If you put it out there where the dirty plates are, the busboy's going to get it. Oh, man. That's what I did. Brutal. I left $20 more than anybody else. Brutal. You also left. Yeah, it was a poor decision. But, again, I was a follower, not a leader. That's very clear. Compton and Caleb got up first. They said that there were four rounds of lavender towels. They kept bringing the towels out trying to get us to leave.
Four rounds of lavender towels
is what I heard. Trying to get you out the door?
What do we got to put?
Yeah, I also had to shit my pants.
People are running around like,
did you go to the bathroom in the restaurant?
I went home, but I knew
it was going to be explosive.
Steakhouses always
have the best bathrooms. I knew it was going to be rough. Steakhouses always have the best bathrooms.
Okay, but I knew it was going to be rough.
Great place to take a shit.
Steakhouses and four-season hotels.
This wasn't normal.
Casinos, too.
No, that's wrong.
That's wrong.
No, that was wrong.
What you just said was wrong.
No.
No?
Yeah.
Casinos have a lot of foot traffic.
Should I have left 40?
That's like an airport.
You didn't let me finish.
Should I have left 40?
Is that not in the main, like, area?
If you can find, like, an off to the side casino, it's excellent.
But then the...
When have you done this?
Yeah, and also, you always got to think, like, the really nasty shitters are finding the off.
The off to the side.
What are you doing?
There's a helicopter flying low overhead.
I figured he was trying to get a glimpse.
Wait, so we have all Team Yak here.
Are you nervous, Steven?
Roan?
For trivia tonight.
Trivia tonight.
I'm locked in.
I feel good about trivia.
I don't know that you're locked in.
None of you are locked in to me.
Should be a fun night.
You've studied.
I think that's stupid.
Brandon, you're getting scrambled by the boss man. You in fucking hell right now fucking preoccupied should i have left
40 instead 60 maybe your your your head is nowhere in your face i've been tipping like a madman this
entire yeah i have too no you haven't not with 20 yeah and like an insane person not a madman
um nobody else left anything.
Yeah, it's going to be a fun night, though.
So how does it, do we know which matchups are when?
Yeah, we're going first.
We're first against them.
And it's us against you guys.
Yeah.
Number one against number three and number four against number seven,
because that makes sense.
What's our record against them?
They beat us in the faux Arizona Bowl Zoom one.
But I think that's the only time they've beaten us.
In the Arizona competition, which is what this is.
I've got to come clean about something.
You have what?
I've got to come clean about something because I don't want to ruin my own team.
No, why do you have to come clean about that?
No, I'm going to.
Jeff D'Lo texted everyone this morning being like,
do you have any VIPs that want to come to trivia?
And Steven replied with two tickets, and then I replied M.Evans, two tickets.
And Stephen's been thinking for the last three hours that Mike Evans is going to trivia.
I responded, is that Mike Evans?
No, I made it up.
You just didn't answer.
It's not Mike Evans.
It's not, yeah.
You've been walking around for three hours being like,
Mike Evans is coming to see me play trivia tonight.
I was like, holy shit.
It's a common name.
But then I realized after I did it, because it see me play trivia tonight. I was like, holy shit. It's a common name. But then I realized
after I did it,
because it was like
the constant struggle
I have with you,
Steven,
is I want to fuck
with you at all times,
but then I realized
that's only hurting us
because you're going
to get so nervous
that Mike Evans
is going to be
in attendance.
I don't think
it would affect him
that much, though.
every hour,
just add another
Bucks player.
I asked you like
five minutes ago
and you just
skirted on it.
I know.
I know.
Because I couldn't do it.
So, yeah, not Mike Evans.
Not Mike Evans.
Punch that B.
No, B's are dying at an alarming rate.
Nick, what are you doing here in Super Bowl week?
Just run around, do a bunch of crazy stuff, and then get out of Dodge.
Were you doing Pro Bowl shit?
Yeah.
I saw that.
I was...
Did they name a trophy after you?
Not yet.
Okay. In-stadium host for the Pro Bowl. Yeah, pro bowl yeah that was a lot of fun is that shit hard uh yeah well the echo so the echo
in a stadium is really tricky so like taking a minute to get used to that yeah um and then just
trying to bring the energy you rip out the earpiece like do a leap or something no no i had
to keep those things in because i yeah once you take them out out, like, it's terrible. It was a neat experience.
I don't know how it looked on TV.
It looked cool.
But the guys looked like they had fun.
Yeah, definitely.
Are you doing barbecue sauce again this year?
Yep, still doing barbecue sauce.
74 BBQ, we're back online.
Fuck yes.
Go check it out.
Everyone from the Yacht, go buy some barbecue sauce.
I want some barbecue sauce.
I want some barbecue sauce right now.
Is it more sweet, mesquite, honey?
What do you got going on?
We got two.
Two? Sweet with a little heat. Yeah. And we got barbecue sauce right now. Is it more sweet, mesquite, honey? What do you got going on? We got two. Two?
Sweet with a little heat.
Yeah.
And we got a whole lot of heat with a little sweet.
The OG and spicy.
I don't mind a barbecue sauce that knocks my dick off.
That's the one where I'll be like, yeah, I'll take some heat, you know, in a barbecue sauce.
I don't like heat.
I like the sweet.
Do you?
Yeah.
Is Carolina the one that has the vinegary?
Yeah.
I'm a sweet boy. You are a sweet boy? Yeah. Is Carolina the one that has the vinegary? Yeah. I'm a sweet boy.
You are a sweet boy?
Yeah.
Well, all those cupcakes.
What?
14 of them.
You are going to be part of the next case race.
I'm a little concerned.
Why?
I've made mistakes.
The next case race is going to be April.
Yeah, and it's going to be every YAC member gets a guest.
So you and I are going to be on a team. I already called dibs be April. Yeah, and it's going to be every Yak member gets a guest. So you and I
are going to be on a team.
I already called dibs on you.
Yeah.
Damn, that's a dirty move.
Yeah, I did.
Well, you did, Shane.
Yeah, that is.
I mean,
that's a dirty move, too.
Yeah.
That's a dirty move as well.
Take it to the next level.
Yeah.
I mean, there's pro drinkers
out here.
We were at the
Burt Kreischer show last night
and the way that that dude chugs is pretty fucking badass.
Like a double tall beard.
Although I can chug faster than him.
You think?
Yeah, he was slow.
They look cold.
They did look cold.
But he's also, I mean, yeah, he could definitely also put down a ton of beer.
You know what I mean?
And not get drunk.
Hey, I got a question for you, Nick.
So we were, like Rowan said, we went to the Burt Kreischer show last night.
The Chiefs offensive line was there.
And I tried to, I basically was like, hey, off the record,
Matt Nagy's a huge creep, right?
And they're like, no, he's our coach.
Would you ever in your playing days have talked shit to someone like me
about your coach?
That was like, I had no chance of getting anything out of them, right?
A current coach?
Yeah.
No chance.
No chance.
I was trying to force beers down their throats.
I was like, drink this.
You're going to love this.
Get them a little loose.
But they wouldn't drink any of them.
I won't lie.
I talked a little shit to them.
I had a few beers.
I was like, Eagle's got some dog.
I'm coming for you. And they're're just like what are you talking about they were big like uh orlando brown was in
there but what the is a stooly because he came up and said hi to me first and that's where i was
like oh now i have an in where i can just talk but creed humphries was the biggest dude
and he's there he was massive he's their center right? It's like, dude, how is a center that fucking
big? That's a big-ass fucking center.
He's got an interestingly shaped head.
What?
What's it shaped like? It's just not
like that round.
It looks like a potato almost.
Why do you know this?
Have you ever seen him?
I saw him last night.
I didn't notice that at all.
I thought he had a perfectly normal head.
Who has the most normal head in the NFL?
You know.
The most normal?
Rattle it off.
Matt Nagy's probably up there.
Any bald guy is probably pretty high.
McDermott?
His head's not normal.
Yeah, Sean McDermott.
Tom Brady's head's a little bit sharp.
A little bit too many edges on that man's head.
That's good.
It's like a video game, like 2K5. Yeah, bad graphics on his head. Perfect. He's got a pixelated head a little bit too many edges on that man's head. That's good. It's like a video game, like 2K5.
Yeah, bad graphics on his head.
He's got a pixelated head a little bit.
Her cousin has a good head.
Jimmy G's fucking handsome.
Smash or pass?
Smash.
Okay, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Fuck yes.
I think that even if you told him that Mike Evans was going to be at Trivia,
I don't even think that you could get into his head.
Even if you were like right before that it didn't happen,
I don't think he'd hold any type of grudge.
There wouldn't be any resentment.
Like Taylor LeJuan has resentment for Jersey Jerry right now.
There wouldn't be any type of resentment, I don't think.
You would have been nervous, though.
It would have been a distraction for sure.
Yeah.
He'll also drop another Bucs player in two hours,
even though you already told him the joke.
No, this one's real.
But he's a one-Jersey guy, so there are only a few of those.
Godwin, Will Golston.
Is Jalen Hurts a confetti quarterback?
Oh, that's a good callback.
I hope so.
This is the test.
You hope so.
No. Is he or is he not? The test is, Jalen a good callback. Back to this. I hope so. This is the test. You hope so. No.
Is he or is he not?
The test is.
You knew beforehand.
Close your eyes.
Can you see him getting confetti on his face?
I can't.
But we know Patrick Mahomes is a confetti quarterback.
It's been proven.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Simple MVP.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
I mean, there was confetti at Alabama.
Yeah, but he didn't win that for him.
But there was confetti.
But he didn't win that for him.
You saw him.
What's the ruling? That was two as confetti. In the first for him. But there was confetti. But he didn't win that for him. He saw him. What's the ruling?
That was two as confetti.
The first half.
That was two as confetti.
In the first half, it was his confetti.
That was two as confetti.
Half of the confetti must have been his at the time.
First half, you weren't going to get any confetti because it was so bad.
But he got confetti.
There was confetti there.
You think you go confetti for just like regular?
What bowl game was he at in Oklahoma?
You think there was confetti for that one?
I don't think you had fetti for that.
Kirk, you want to sit down?
You just shortened it to fetti?
Kirk just wandered around.
Just come and sit down.
It's the Valley of the Yak.
Yeah, bro, go have a seat.
Come on in here.
Confetti quarterbacks.
Champ is here.
The champ is here.
We got a bonus fight.
He's coming out. It's the Kirk Minahan week. Got to unlock it. You got a bonus fight. He's coming out.
It's the Kirk Minahan week.
Got to unlock it.
You got to unlock it.
How's the wind factor?
Not good, probably.
It's bad, and it's also cold.
Very cold.
Very cold.
Dumbest place to do it.
We're pissing on each other for body warmth.
The whole thing wasn't really well thought out.
Yeah.
And this is the fourth day, and we still won't move it.
Into the sun, which is right there.
Maybe the lighting might even be better.
Hey, Kurt.
It's good.
We'll muscle through it.
Are we on or not?
Yeah, we're on.
Oh, yeah, we're live.
How was your dinner last night?
It was good.
I stayed until the end.
You weren't there, were you?
What's funny about before I do that is I'm wandering around right now trying not to talk to anybody.
You guys are like, do you want to just come on here and talk?
I'm like, it's way more comfortable just to talk like this than just to talk to him.
I can't talk to you.
But you were wandering.
I'm not capable of talking to a fucking human.
I saw Nick last night.
He didn't want to talk to me, but I can't talk to anybody.
I have no...
I was focused on you.
It was a big reaction.
Stephen had like 50 grand on that game.
I thought we had a nice conversation last night.
It was illuminating.
But yeah, no, the dinner was... 50 grand on that game. I thought we had a nice conversation last night. It was illuminating.
The dinner was absolutely... Brandon and Dan were on
my show this morning. Wild. There's no defense.
You were at the Dave dinner? I was at the dinner.
He stayed until the bitter end.
He's a foxhole guy. Brandon left
a $20 tip on the table. I've changed
my stance on the $20 since
we talked.
Did you leave it or did you not?
No.
I left the $20 bill.
He initially told Kirk on Kirk's show that his wife gave it.
Now he's covering it.
So I left the $20 for the help.
You can't call the help.
That's worse.
Okay.
No.
I think it's better that it was your wife because that's very endearing.
I think it's sweet.
Yeah, it's sweet.
Yeah, but I don't want her to be involved in Barstool drama, so I'm just going to say I left.
Well, don't bring her.
That's going to happen.
A dinner's like a cocktail.
Tell her not to tip $20 on a $9,000 pot.
I don't know why she was.
Whatever.
But you could have also just came over the top.
I didn't see it.
You're the swinging dick.
I didn't see it.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
We got up and left.
Dave texted the group a picture of the $20 bill. I was like, what is that?
That ain't got nothing to do with me.
And I got here this morning, and everybody's holding out $20 to me.
And I'm like, I don't understand what's going on.
Then I go right on his show, and he tells me what happens.
What's indisputably just wrong, though, is that you left.
But I wasn't the leader.
Will Compton and Caleb were the leaders.
There are guys that are good Germans, is what you're saying.
You'll read next week, they'll find some 90 old guy who was uh who was a nazi he wasn't the first guy yeah yeah it wasn't first nazi he was like eighth nazi what choice did he have you
know you were you were you were like himmler yeah you were right around there you're a nazi or
you're nobody back then and he had to be somebody so who was hitler in this scenario caleb no i
think it was will compton Will Compton is Hitler.
Because Compton is not remorseful at all.
Remember, I don't know if you... Did you break this news
or not? Compton ordered a
steak off the menu. $150 steak,
yes. Because I asked what...
Because I always go, whenever I go out to
dinner like that where I know I'm not paying,
I always go at least one
down from the most expensive.
So I asked, it was a Wagyu and it said, you know, and I said, how much is it? He said $150. I said, well, I'll always go at least one down from the most expensive. So I asked, it was a Wagyu, and I said, how much is it?
He said $150.
I said, well, I'll just get something else.
But Compton went ahead and did it.
Compton's the worst person.
You think he kills himself before he has to face the music?
I would hope so, yeah.
A little Ava Braun.
Always got the CTE excuse, too.
Yeah.
No, but there was.
You have to play to get CTE.
Shit.
Steven. excuse to yeah there yeah there no but there was it was a play to get to eat steven once you guys left it was just a weird air and things just got weird people press right away it was rattled it was rattled how long after he left did things wrap up well he left i think
before dinner was even served i said no all right i don't know if he was third to leave, fourth to leave.
I don't know.
I was fourth.
Yeah.
And once.
I thought when they got up, it was a chain reaction.
And then I got up and then I realized, well, I didn't realize until I got home that nobody else left behind me.
And I thought it was a group effort and it wasn't.
Nick is here.
Nicky.
Up in Nick.
What's up, brother?
We only had one time to record today.
Hey, Nick.
Nick and Nick.
The Nicks.
Nick Jr.
I'm going to have to leave in about 15 minutes to do an interview.
Do we have to spin?
Did you guys not spin a wheel?
I wasn't on yesterday.
We didn't do the wet wheel.
We didn't do a double wet wheel.
I don't know.
We just did the wet wheel.
It's not that funny.
Yeah, Kirk would never talk to me again.
He also wouldn't do it.
I'll participate in it.
You'll get in the pool fully clothed?
Yes.
What's the...
If the wheel comes up your name, you'll go get in the pool.
I don't care.
I'm actually in terrific shape right now.
Would you do it?
I wouldn't be afraid to do it.
I wouldn't be afraid to do it.
I like it.
I don't want to.
You have a bad rep because you've been a team player all week.
You were doing like a British accent screaming in the camera. I'm the be afraid to go. I like it. I don't want to. You have bad rep because you've been a team player all week.
You were doing like a British accent screaming in the camera.
I'm the MVP of the week.
What's up, KB?
So let's spin one.
Everybody wet.
Everybody.
And then I'll leave, but I'll come back for the second one.
Or you can spin the second one, and if I come up, I'll go.
What's the temperature right now?
It's freezing.
The water's warm, though. It's 88. The water's warm. The water's costing 88 I come up I'll go lower your temperature right now it's freezing by the water is warm the water is the temperature out here is I like this Kirk is just ride or die yeah what's that
yeah yeah exactly how am I are we good he's not what was the math what was the
math you came up with was the math you came up with for how much the $20 tip covered? Uh, it was a point of no return.
How much was it?
I was thinking I wanted to, it was, I mean, it was.0025.
Oh, that's insane.
But when, when, when Caleb and Will got up, did you not think about getting up at all?
No, I couldn't even.
Yeah, fathom that.
I got to say, that never would cross my mind, ever.
It was a long dinner, and I saw, I mean.
Yeah, you were at the dinner, too?
This is a heavy hitter dinner.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
See, were you there?
My wife said it was now or never.
How many, there were enough people that the tip was included in the bill, right? I was told it was not. I was told it was not. Oh, really? I could be wrong, but I was told it was now or never. How many, there are enough people that the tip was included in the bill, right?
I was told it was not.
I was told it was not.
Oh, really?
I could be wrong, but I was told it was not.
I think that actually changes the narrative.
And here's Will right now.
Yeah, Will.
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Will, you want to face the music?
All right, here, Will, take my spot so I do my interview.
You want to spin this, TJ, and I'll just stand off to the side?
You had the perfect out of shape.
What am I saying?
I don't know, Nick.
I'm all sixes and sevens
right now. I'm doing the best I can.
I don't need you to spin any wheel
in retrospect as I freeze right now.
What are we doing?
It probably won't hit you.
Are you still on the wheel?
Yes.
I'll watch you.
Be spent.
So you're on the wind too, so better odds.
Yeah, what's in the eye of the storm right now?
Is this the liminator?
Well, you left the leaving.
Yeah, I left the leaving.
Look, talking with everybody about it, the ride back, it didn't quite sink in.
But talking with a few people, i definitely had absolutely zero awareness on the
entire situation like that was an asshole move on my part for sure and the boys uh caleb and uh hank
i was telling them i'm like yo just put on me but yeah like i was leading no like i wasn't like
intentionally leading like hey let's get the fuck out of here i'm thinking yo it's been three hours
at this dinner we went through a few rounds of these lavender towels, and I just figured we're all just sitting there
waiting on somebody to make a move to get up.
There was no intentional thought of, like, did he pay the bill or not?
That's my just dumb awareness, not even knowing it.
I'm just thinking, I think we're just fucking hanging out until somebody leaves.
So I got up and left. I went to check this in.
You wanted to be a leader. You were trying to be a leader is what you're saying.
No. I'm just, the zero awareness part.
I don't even know.
I'm just like a golden retriever kind of walking through the fucking, through the hall.
You know what I mean?
Because there have been people calling you Hitler on this show.
People have been calling you that nasty things.
But it seems like you're taking accountability.
Yeah, I mean, look, that is, it's not like I can take it back.
It's not the more fun when the guy falls on the sword.
It's like, oh, I guess the story's done. It's like I can argue my points about it, but it is like, you know, I got up and left.
It seems like that was a massive deal.
Dude, in your defense, like practice squad guys don't pick up the bills ever.
Jesus.
I'm thinking we got the head man here.
What did he do to you?
He's my buddy.
Yeah, I wasn't even thinking of it.
We were driving in the car.
They just started firing off texts back and forth.
Hank doing it was great for you guys.
That's what you needed.
And the $20 was big, too.
Hank and Caleb, their anxiety was going up as we were in this Uber ride.
I'm like, fellas, is he really upset about it?
They're like, you know, he's having – Dave loves this type of stuff.
We're really, like, going back and forth.
So you're not necessarily – I'm still, again, not even thinking about it like that.
But then today everybody's like, oh, no, I don't –
and then I'm hanging with Kirk the whole time.
I met Kirk, fantastic, fantastic gentleman, by the way.
And I kind of see the look on his face.
I was like, oh, maybe I read the room wrong.
Maybe I read the room wrong.
Because I'm thinking to myself, I didn't know it was like that
because when I was talking about it
and trying to get people to come with me
whoever it was
hey you gonna go out tonight blah blah blah
nobody was like
hey the bill I can come yet or nothing else
I'm just
I'm thinking we're sitting there
it's a long table
we're kind of on the other end
and it's not that
I just didn't know if a bill was paid or not
I wouldn't even think
but you were leaving to go home
and just get some rest or whatever
talk to your family on FaceTime
no no no
they went to bed I was going out to meet fight's in them at out at the bar have a drink You were leaving to go home and just get some rest or whatever, talk to your family on FaceTime. No, no, no.
They went to bed.
I was going out to meet fights, and they met out at the bar, have a drink.
It was 1130.
You hear my voice.
I was out.
But, yeah, I mean, you know.
Hey, hand up.
Fucked up.
Ten years sussy, though. I'm going to go apologize to the man.
Ten years suspension.
I heard you were combative on the text, though. The initial, that's what Portland said.
Well, being combative on the text, it's like this whole week, you know,
being in the group golf with him.
Again, like I had zero awareness on the situation.
I'm thinking like he just wanted some to go back and forth, have fun.
So I'm going back.
I go, Dave, four rounds on those fucking towels came through.
Like, we were done eating forever.
And then all of
a sudden this donut tree comes out it's like well it's been a tree yeah and then i go out to the
uber thing yeah it's a beignet tree wait so the towels came out and then the beignets came out
so there was still more food the real deal well no the beignets have been out for a while by the
time yeah yeah they've been out a while you were you. You were fucking four seconds behind him.
He left, though.
The fucking door.
I think you were right behind.
You were like 30 seconds.
He had been gone like 30 minutes, but we didn't even see each other in the lobby.
We didn't even.
You mean you didn't see each other?
No.
Oh, no, we did not.
No, we did not.
Unbelievable.
Fucking phony.
See, here's what I want to know.
I want to learn what your story's been the whole time.
He just threw you under the bus so fast, bro.
As soon as there was an opportunity.
I left.
I was like, there was other people.
He was like, I wasn't first.
When I go out to the lobby, the guy goes, man, thank God you guys.
I was waiting for somebody to leave so bad.
He's like, man, it's like I'm trying to be asleep.
He's like, I was just kind of waiting for somebody else.
Don't worry, I left 20 bucks. I thought that was a joke, but apparently you were like. Yeah, no, I'm trying to be asleep. He's like, I was just kind of waiting for somebody else. Don't worry, I left $20.
I thought that was a joke, but apparently you were like.
Yeah, no, it's not.
It's a real thing that actually happened.
$20 was left on my spot.
But, yeah.
$20 more than you left.
I felt like there wasn't any more room. We talked.
Oh, no, we had a great time.
We made a real lot of money.
I think it's just, to me, like, you work for the guy, whatever.
Basically, you wait until it's done, and then we're done.
That's it.
Wait, Will, you went and shook Dave's hand before you left?
Yeah, I went over and I said, hey, I appreciate dinner.
We shook hands.
We bantered about golf, mini golf.
Him getting in my head, calling me like, Will Lee, Will Lee.
Did you do that?
I did.
Okay.
I feel like that absolves a little.
Yeah, I thanked him.
That's not like your Irish exit.
You should wait, but I feel like it's the issue.
I thought the evening was ending, too.
Did you think you were there, K?
Did you feel like, did you have any desire?
Doug, you asked him that.
I mean, when I got up, you're like, oh, this is a bad move.
I was waiting patiently for hours.
That's true.
You didn't mention that.
That's bold. Yeah, I mean, you know, it is what it is. You can watch hours. That's true. You didn't mention that. That's bold.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it is what it is.
You can watch tape.
You get criticized.
Appeal to suspension, dude.
Take it to a little kangaroo.
I wanted to see you.
Bite back?
Come back, yeah.
The way everybody's reacted about it, it's kind of like, why would I want to just die on that hill?
I'll be out there, you know what I mean, fighting for my life.
Yeah.
Maybe you have a dinner tonight.
Maybe you hosted dinner for Dave to come to
maybe
flip it on his head
it could be a good move
it could be a good move
9000 is steep though
that 9000
then when he was texting
and doing all the
jabbing and everything else
after we left
I also was thinking
that that was
him being
him being him
because there was
there was like
no look in his eye
when I was shaking his hand
and leaving
so you think
he should have been like
he should have given it to you live and in person and just been
like hey like what you're leaving it wouldn't it wouldn't not be a dave new move to be like guys
is this not the most wild thing you've ever seen and then just start jabbing from there
so then when he was texting us in the group chat i still didn't know it was like serious like that
go light him up dude just go fight you fight with him. Fight over there. You guys are, you're upset about
the accountability move.
No, I don't,
yeah, I'm just looking
for some juice.
Kirk was my read on it
because me and you
were sitting next to each other
and then when we,
me, you, and Big Cat
were talking about it
this morning,
it was okay.
It does seem like it was
a line deal.
I'm sort of always
the moral and emotional
center and stuff like that.
I know what to do
in that situation.
Yeah, you got,
it's okay.
I can tell you feel bad.
Brandon, by the way,
does not feel bad. Brandon feels bad he got caught. He's had five different excuses. He said it's okay. I can tell you feel bad. Brandon, by the way, does not feel bad.
Brandon feels bad he got caught.
He's had five different excuses.
He said it's now or never from his wife.
He had to shit.
Oh, I had to shit.
Was one of you like it?
Which one was it?
Now or never, you slipped that in.
Yeah, now or never is a whole different thing.
Oh, and by the way, it was never.
Was there between the...
Yeah, I get it.
You had to shit?
No, I had to shit.
It was rough, yeah.
So was it now or never, or did you have to shit?
It was now or never. I also had to shit. So you shit in So was it now or never, or did you have to shit? It was now or never.
I also had to shit.
So you shit in a hotel?
The shit took the place of now.
You shit in a hotel?
I shit in a hotel, yeah.
Which was like 20 minutes away, but not...
Oh, it was a bad ride home.
It was a bad ride home.
Just do it in the bathroom there.
No, I knew it was going to be a rough affair.
Okay.
So what was the $20 move?
I put it out there just because I thought everybody was going to put some cash out there
for everybody helping to clean up the place.
There are 16 people, so that's, what, a couple hundred bucks?
Brandon, you're rich.
Not really.
You are.
You're rich.
Kyle, how much did you have to put forth of your own money?
It was me, Kurt, Jeff, Jerry, and Riggs.
And Riggs had to cover the tip.
Yep. 20%. Yep. 9, and Riggs. And Riggs had to cut the tip 20%.
Yep.
Yep.
And what, did you peel off cash?
They ripped up, what, three, four hundred bucks just like that.
Class.
Yeah.
That is a whole class.
Yes, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's...
All right.
I was like, we'll do it.
Are you offered?
Yeah, we do.
If there's any justice on this wet wheel right now, you or you.
I've already gotten wet this week.
I know, but you've also had a very bad transgression recently.
So I think we should get to spinning this wheel.
And Caleb's skating on this, too.
So Caleb got up early.
Caleb and Will got up at the same time.
Yeah, but they're cool.
I know.
That's the problem I'm facing.
You're doing a lot with the finger, brother.
You know what I mean?
You're doing a lot with the finger.
I'm the dumbest one guy. I've had, like, eight different excuses. I're doing a lot with the finger, brother. You know what I mean? You're doing a lot with the finger. You have had like eight different excuses.
I had a shit.
It was now or never.
The $20 was...
I understand the now or never.
You wanted the lavender towels.
A lot of towels.
And Will left early.
There were a lot of lavender towels.
And Will was first.
I didn't leave early.
I left before the bill came.
Because, I mean, we're three hours deep.
You also ordered a $150 steak.
Yeah.
Which I got to say was good.
An off-menu Wagyu ribeye.
That's a bold move.
But it was pretty good.
You gave me something.
It was pretty good.
Yeah, dude, that was solid.
How'd you even know to order it?
Well, I was looking at the filet, the Australian Wagyu filet,
and I was like, hey, what's this thing talking about?
And I was like, you know how it says MP on the cost?
I'm thinking, hey, what's the cost on this?
Like, well, we also have one that's off script about the ribeye.
And I was like, what's the cost on that?
They said $150.
I was like, let's do that.
Yeah, the head man's paying, so, you know.
You're looking at price tags.
That's a different world.
In the football etiquette, when somebody comes down and you're playing card roulette and all that kind of stuff,
you're trying to just, you know how it is.
Like, oh, I'm going to get that.
Oh, it's on the boy.
Get that costly one.
It's on the rookies.
Yeah.
And knowing that Dave invited everybody to dinner, I'm like, oh, the head man's buying dinner.
So I'm going to get it.
Is that usually sorted out beforehand, do you think, in a football situation, in a locker room situation?
What?
Like, who's paying for dinner?
Is that sorted out beforehand?
Is there a big dog paying, or do you guys sort it out after the desk?
The person who's kind of hosting and asking everybody to go, unless it's known that it's a rookie dinner,
if that person's like, hey, I'm taking you guys all to dinner, that person's paying.
It depends, because a lot of credit card roulette happens.
And so that's kind of just a, all right, we're all going to dinner.
There's five of us. We'll see who pays. I felt that. Going into it. It's like a we're all going to dinner. There's five of us.
We'll see who pays.
I felt that.
Going into it.
It's like a wheel.
I had to get home for FaceTime.
Throw it in the hat.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
You throw it all into a hat.
Two in the morning, yeah.
Yeah, I had to FaceTime my kids.
Wake them up.
Yeah, you throw it all into a hat.
You make like even the practice squad knowing that you're not going to pick them.
Just to get everybody kind of nervous.
And then, yeah, once you get pulled out, you get eliminated.
Last one standing has to pay.
I got hit like eight times in a row.
That's the worst feeling in the world.
So bad.
What?
How's that even happen?
I don't know.
I think I was getting tricked.
Yeah, they were fucking with you.
It was some tomfoolery.
Yeah.
Well, I was the one holding the hat, though, so.
You were fucking yourself. I think so. That is fucked up. Well, I was the one holding the hat, though, so... You were fucking yourself.
I think so.
That is fucked up.
Dude, let's spin this wheel.
Let's see who's getting wet right now, because I just want to get into it, and I want to see if there's justice.
What position is the worst tipper?
I want to go over and apologize to the head man.
Cornerbacks?
Worst?
Kickers?
No, kickers are good.
Do kickers go out with the normies?
No, they're not real people.
Yeah.
Probably corners.
Let's go corners.
It's always fun to shit on the babies.
Yeah, bro, we have a bingo card, too.
Do we have to play bingo?
Oh, well, are we doing it today?
We had KB's wheel yesterday, and it came up as bingo, which...
Oh, yeah, actually, oh.
I thought we were going to do that.
I was going to do a customized...
We'll make a customized bingo. Yeah, not the... So, yeah yeah fuck this one but let's do this high noon ad real quick high noon
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Let's get this thing spinning.
I agree that we've got to save the bingo for when you can make it.
I don't even know how we would do it.
But let's get this.
It's an eliminator, right?
Let's figure out what to do with this $15,000 bet.
It's bothering me.
I don't know what to bet.
Go to the birds.
You get $15,000 on one bet?
Kelsey, any time?
I think you've got to go birds, man.
Or are you going to do it?
You're obviously a golf guy.
Are you going to save it for golf?
$15,000 could leave $20.
Oh, before Sunday?
What?
Why?
I don't know.
Here goes Nicky.
Do you have to use it before Sunday, Kirk?
Before kickoff.
You have to use your free bet before Sunday?
Correct.
Oh, wow.
And you can't split it up?
Nope.
This is the basketball guy here.
If we get 2,000 likes, I've got to play for tonight.
Somebody said that to me.
Maybe Dan said that to me.
Do you think that's a good bet?
What are the odds in that, though?
I don't know.
Really?
Could it be Nick?
Dude, Nick was so fucking funny on that broadcast.
Excellent. I watched a bunch of it last night.
So fucking funny, dude.
The entire time he was cooking.
And you see how complimenting people gets you absolved by the...
You're good, you're absolved.
Alright, alright, thank God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Was this a meet?
This is a meet.
First time, no.
First time, man.
I see him on the internet.
Che, you're safe, brother.
Good to go, giving out good pics.
I'm starting to think.
Imagine Splash, man.
I'm just gonna seep into it.
Seep?
Seep.
Not a sleeper.
Seep.
Hey, dude.
I know what's going on with that finger.
I know what's going on with that index.
I know you're itching for the index.
There you go.
There we go.
There we go.
See, Brandon and Will are still on this wheel, which is like.
It seems like you've got to choose how this goes, it looks like.
It feels like it.
That's just the wheel doing its thing.
I think so.
Yeah.
There you go, brother.
See?
Me and TJ have already gotten wet this week.
Big guy's not even here.
That's the man upstairs.
I'm genuine about that.
Yeah, he's looking.
That's God knowing. You're a God-fearing man, man upstairs I'm genuine about that Yeah he's looking That's God knowing You're a God fearing man dude
I'm walking with Christians right now
Let's go
There you go Brandon
There you go
There is
TJ
So fucked
Big Cat wanted it too though
And we got another wheel
Coming later on
Where is Big Cat doing
I think he's already doing
Another wet wheel for For yesterday And then the oh, we're doing two wet wheels today
I don't fucking know dude
Is it that speaker like we can hear that speaker for us
CJ's just gonna get well big cat Big Cat, 2-0 lead.
It's 2-0?
2-0.
Poor guy, TJ.
He can handle it, though.
There's anyone that can handle it.
Oh, no.
Big Cat's left.
People have come back from the 3-0, though.
It has happened before.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's just leading.
He's tapping on the wheel.
TJ, fight back, TJ.
Let's fight back a little bit.
This fight's always the most exciting.
This is one of your passes for entertainment here.
Big Cat, so will he have to go jump in the pool
and go back to his interview?
Oh, it's TJ.
He got it, it's TJ.
All right, so it's TJ.
All right, TJ.
Cast on the bull, TJ. That sucks, Nick. That's All right, so it's TJ. All right, TJ. Oh, ass in the bowl, TJ.
That sucks, Nick.
That's fucking terrible, man.
That sucks.
I don't know why we do this.
No, it's really stupid.
It's really stupid.
It's really stupid and so mean to him.
Not funny.
So mean to him.
It's fucking terrible.
Last year we had to walk several blocks to the hotel to do this.
Remember that?
It was a lot warmer.
It was.
That's, yes. I feel like all the Super Bowl cities, since they're all, like, west coast to walk several blocks to the hotel to do this. Remember that? It was a lot warmer. It was. Yes.
I feel like all the Super Bowl cities,
since they're all, like, west coast or, like, warmer cities,
they're all super spread out.
And I've felt this week like I have no sense of there being a Super Bowl here.
Doesn't it not feel like –
I don't see, like, Eagles fans whooping it up.
I don't see colors.
I don't see flags.
I don't feel like there's a central area where everybody's, like –
I don't know if that's because we're located in general, hotel and here and all that stuff, but
I feel like everything is also like 22
minutes away from everything else. Yeah, I have
not seen...
I have no idea there's a Super Bowl here.
Yeah, I want to feel it. Like, I want to feel
it. I want to be, as an Eagles fan, I want to
be invested and in the fucking mix, but
I don't even know where the mix is. The closest thing has been
the barstool bar, because there's actual fans
there. Let's throw a spread. There's like, like downtown Phoenix has their thing and the Super Bowl is where?
Glendale.
Glendale, it's all far.
I think that's pretty close here.
ESPN has a thing right around the corner from us at the Barstool Bar, right?
Yeah.
Oh, is that right?
But there's so much going on all around the city.
It's like, you know what I mean?
It's not like, you know, if you were in Nashville, you know all the action would be right there on Broadway.
Yeah, their Super Bowl set's a block away from the Barstool Bar.
Who?
ESPN.
Bastards.
There's no culture over there, bro.
They don't have fucking culture.
I don't know why I keep saying that.
I'm a fucking ESPN fan.
Drop a 20 off, it'll take care of it.
Make it all better.
Yeah.
The wheel kind of affirmed your bad behavior.
No, I was fine.
TJ's the one that's got to get wet.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
The fact that the wheel didn't make you wet,
it should have punished you for how you acted last night.
You should probably do it anyway.
Just sacrifice yourself.
I got wet earlier this week.
I'm just saying.
It was a miserable experience.
He feels shame, but he doesn't feel guilt.
He's been shamed.
He doesn't feel guilty.
I don't like that i'm in the situation
like you don't think you don't think you did anything wrong that's the problem right there
did you did you just stood up first you stood up first what did you do
you're an nfl athlete i mean i could handle it but like that's your problem that like
i had i had i'd take a it was now or never i'd talk to my kids
i mean what do you want me to do?
You had three things.
Your dad died, right, you said?
My dad died last year.
And then my stepdad died.
That's true.
What, do you want my mom to die next?
No.
No, no.
You don't want that.
No.
You're trying to get out from under it.
Anything to get out from under it.
It was something.
You're saying some wild shit.
No, Will.
You stood up.
I did.
Yeah, I stood up.
Let's roll, boys.
And you're like, oh, man, thank God you guys stood up.
I was dying in there.
All right, so you rattled this morning.
I was texting you.
You rattled this morning.
Well, I was rattled.
You texted me at 8 o'clock in the morning and said, nice working with you.
Yeah, well, I've only seen three times.
I wasn't rattled.
You were just talking shit to me.
He texted me back.
He was like, is it that bad?
And I said, I probably shouldn't be communicating.
Oh, he's going to the high altar.
Oh, damn, bro. He's about to make a that bad? And I said, I probably shouldn't be communicating. Oh, he's going to the high altar. Oh, damn, bro.
He's about to make a human sacrifice.
This is some Mayan shit.
Yes, brother.
Oh.
Yes, brother.
Nice.
Yes, brother.
Nice cannonball.
That was nice.
Good sound.
Yeah.
Fasoli's shoes on today, though.
Last time he filmed it from inside the pool.
Kind of feels like a little bit less than a day.
He's giving up.
He has been on the road for 14 straight days.
Poor guy.
That looked pretty miserable.
It is miserable.
Yeah, he's fine now.
But when he gets out, it's the worst experience.
Fasoli said he met a girl, though.
Fasoli did?
He met a boo thing.
Every trip he does.
Doesn't matter.
No, he's back home.
He said he's got to get back home for this North Jersey Italian broad. Oh, really?
Yes.
He's going over to meet the family.
Good for him.
He's going over.
Third date,
he's going to meet
the family.
How sweet is that?
That's about right.
You think so?
He's a good soul.
Yeah, he's such
a nice dude.
He's nice to his core.
I don't know.
He would never leave.
He would have sat
at the table
for like seven hours
after Dave left yesterday.
Still be there. Breat breathing in the essence.
Just soaking it up.
An absolute fucking legend in the building.
What do you think about that KD trade, Stephen?
I loved it.
Did I break the news to you?
No.
I saw it at the restaurant like an hour earlier.
I walked in the hotel last night, and he almost hugged me.
And he's like, Kevin Durant just went to the Suns.
Why would he hug you?
An hour after I had him.
I don't know.
He was so excited.
Well, I was excited.
I was doing prep sheets last night.
And then I came downstairs to print a few out.
And I wasn't on Twitter at the time.
The internet in the hotel is horrible.
And I saw the KD trade in the elevator down.
It happened like 30 minutes ago.
And I came out of the computer area and Brandon was walking in.
I was like, dude, KD just got traded.
I couldn't talk, though, so I had to go take a shit.
I'm so confused.
Did you ever take a shit?
Oh, yeah.
He never took a shit.
It wasn't an hour and a half.
He's been neglecting his short dude.
Definitely never.
He's been neglecting his kid.
I got to witness Stephen Che enjoying his bet live.
Hitting?
I heard you made a big scene.
I didn't get to see the win.
You had a crew?
Well, you didn't.
Smug as hell.
No, I got to see him working for it.
He was in it.
This is what I do every night.
No cameras, in my room, with my wife.
You call it my room?
My wife's in my bed.
Yeah, that was great.
Fist bumping at home.
Bet on NBA is so fun.
How close are we to giving out your prop right now?
I don't know.
It wouldn't be bad for you to do your 15K.
Because he's like 60%.
It's like a pretty good.
I know what you should do.
You should put all the money, because it's a large sum, on an alternate line that's very juiced.
Okay.
Very likely to win.
Uh-huh.
You win.
You're going to say Eagles to win by, like, double digits?
No, no, no.
Such as?
Like, Miles Sanders over, like, 39 and a half.
Yeah.
Like, something that's, like, much lower than is a 50-50 shot, so you have a better chance.
So you have low odds.
Dave said he can't do that.
Oh, I know.
He did say that.
He can't juice the odds.
I want to roll the dice.
I'm not.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
It's house money.
It's town money.
Don't you think?
I agree.
Big man touchdown prop.
Who?
Big man touchdown prop.
Which big man's going to score?
I don't know.
But one of them.
What do you think of, what was the Kelsey two touchdown odds?
I was going to say.
Plus 500?
That would be fucking awesome.
That'd be a good one to do.
MVP Harrison Butker, defensive back.
9-3.
And what's the odds on it?
No touchdowns would be a hell of a bet.
9-20.
Nicky the Sharp gave out his fucking picks.
We are far away.
2,000 likes.
I got my pick for tonight.
Four of them are our last five.
Yeah, you've been hot. I'm just pissed at myself that I didn't bed
last night. Kirk, are you a big spender?
No. You have shopper
blood? No. What's the last big
purchase? These clothes are pretty much...
I'll spend money on cars.
Like my car. Oh, yeah.
I guess. But no, I'm
cheap. Not cheap, but I'm
just not... I don't know.
If you make 70 grand, live like you make 50, make 800 grand, live like you
make 500 grand.
That's my advice to all the kids out there.
Don't, don't get, don't get fucked up.
That's sound advice.
Just be smart.
What's the, what's the biggest splurge you ever like spent on?
Is there, was there ever money that you just were like, fuck it, I'm just going to be absolutely
wrecked.
No, I really have never been. I don't, my parents weren't like that, I think. Why, you? No, I it, I'm just going to be absolutely wrecked? No, I really have never been.
My parents weren't like that, I think.
Why, you?
No, I've never ran it up like that.
I don't know.
Even just like little pairs of shoes.
I asked him this question because I was like, what's the nicest gift you ever got?
And you told that Rolex story.
Or no, we had two Rolexes.
You got two Rolexes.
I have a brick.
Taylor gave him a Rolex, his first Rolex, and
his wife was going to give him a Rolex.
For the wedding gift. Taylor saw me
like 10 minutes before she was going to give it to me
and he gave me the Rolex and I go down to show my
wife. I'm like, look what Taylor got me.
And she just looks up at me.
Water starts filling her eyes and she's like,
I got you a Rolex.
And I was like, oh no.
Are you a watch guy? I was like, oh, no. Are you a watch guy?
I'm not a watch guy.
I'm not a watch guy either.
So I want to be, but I do glasses, hat, beard.
I have so many accessories.
All my slots are filled up for accessories.
You think there's no more room for accessories?
Notice, though, I wear a watch when I don't wear a hat into work.
Is a beard an accessory?
A beard's an accessory, yeah.
Or when you get LASIK, maybe you pop on a wash.
The thing I splurge on is travel or
vacations and shit like that. I want to go
somewhere really cool. You usually
do go to cool spots.
When you go on vacation,
I'm dialed into you.
I try to have fun-ass, good vacations.
I want it to scratch the itch and fulfill me.
You know what I mean? I got a little wanderlust
in me, my guy. I love that. Dr. Leper was telling me, yeah, I got to like scratch the itch and fulfill me. You know what I mean? I got a little wanderlust in me, my guy. I love that.
Dr. LaPera was telling me, yeah, I got to start spending more on experience.
She's a great follow on Twitter.
Insane.
You guys get her every time I look at Twitter?
She is shoved down my fucking throat, dude.
And I love it.
It's free therapy.
I love favorite stuff.
And you know how favorites start showing up in the algorithm on the internet.
Yes.
She's everything.
She's out here and she's like from... I want to hate it so bad it's good it's good she's like
when you've got a family member with like unprocessed trauma like they might she'll hit
you with like the fucking new terms emotional incest maybe that's where i get triggered i'm
calling loved ones because of that codependency yeah have you guys seen this broad on on twitter
the top she's not
she's on the top every time the ones that come up all the time yeah it's just but the algorithm
she's like a psychologist that has like 700 000 followers she lives out here and she's from like
south jersey and she does a lot of like family clinical psychology threads so why is it coming
up on yours not i have no idea i have no idea it should come no idea. It should come up on here. It should.
But just in general.
I have no idea because I've never asked for it.
I'm not really like deep into psychology Twitter or anything like that.
But you think she's actually pretty good.
Yes, bro.
She's worth the follow.
I hit it with, no, I followed her after that.
Yeah, after the first batch of them.
But like it was just after they kept on coming up randomly.
Do you think it was Twitter telling you, hey, you might need some help?
Yeah, you're fucked up, dude.
Sort this shit out.
No, I don't care.
I was like, us don't need therapy.
No, no, no.
I've been doing it for 36 years.
You're my therapist now at this point.
I've been going in for so long.
There are times where I can tell you just, like, get the fuck out of here.
Like, oh, yeah, leave me alone.
You ever think he's out?
Your mic?
This has been
like the ninth mike oh is that working i don't i don't know just ignore me
we need to have you coming back out of the karaoke machine
you ready for tonight oh i can't talk to you kb you ready for tonight yeah yeah okay yeah
be fun what are you guys doing we're doing the little show. Half-time show? Yeah. Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're good now.
I'm excited for tonight.
Good, good.
Why is there a half-time show, though?
And is the half-time show of trivia just trivia?
It's kind of trivia.
Yeah, we'll run down the match, bring up moments from the past.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I know the second half-ime is asking these two.
We're asking them the worst.
How do we put this?
We're asking them a dozen questions that have been asked before,
but they have to guess the answer the person said.
Oh, the worst answer is a dozen history?
Me and Will, right?
Yeah.
That's pretty funny.
That'll be fun.
I was hoping Ben Mintz would come out and give us a halftime show.
Hog stuff, Book some art.
Book some outdoors.
Other stuff.
Because wasn't he, he did his halftime show at the Super Bowl. He's coming out to do that.
He's coming to do a halftime show at the Super Bowl stream?
At this Super Bowl stream, he's doing a halftime show.
At the bar?
Yeah.
Because wasn't last year's halftime?
He just did California Love over the speaker system.
But to like nine people.
I think it went out to the whole bar.
Oh, it was to the whole bar?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he is.
So he's doing a one-off karaoke for the entire bar.
Correct.
Do you know what it is yet?
No, nobody knows.
It's Rihanna, isn't it?
I don't think anybody knows, do they?
He said it's something special this year year which implies that last year wasn't but
i don't know put some thought into this one what rihanna songs you think that that
is going to be umbrella right what else yeah what if he just swallowed a sword
self-immolation goes out like a monk is hank doing it with him? Because Hank did that with Mintz last year, right?
He just wore the shirt with him, right?
I thought that they were both on stage.
I think Hank started off there, but it became apparent
very quickly that it was the Mintz show.
So he's flying out here what day?
Sunday, I believe.
He might be, I don't know. Jeff Delos said he might be
there tonight, so I don't know when, nobody ever knows
when he's going to blow into town.
What's Taylor's beef with Jerry? what's going on with them right now
so i think uh it was going really well yeah i thought that they were like jersey jerry
wanted him in pittsburgh he's dropping photos of him photoshopped in pittsburgh jerseys every day
and then i think uh jerry saw all this stuff about uh taylor spitting in tj's face and
he says he's not about that. Mm.
So that's kind of the.
Oh, so that just changed his relationship?
Yeah.
I think during mini golf, Taylor, he's like, oh, we don't want you here.
Taylor's like, I'm not going to be a stealer.
He's like, we don't want you here.
Damn, dude. They went back and forth.
It was that quick?
It was quick.
Jerry's been pushing hard.
Yeah, no, Jerry's not there yet.
He's a loyal dog to TJ.
And he runs hot.
Yeah.
Just a little bit of heat underneath him and he'll come to a boil.
Yeah. Immediately. Absolutely. That's a shame. You think it's just completely like that's irreparable damage?
Yeah. Jerry's, his tenets don't budge. He won't
adjust the boundaries for what he believes in. Man's got to have a code.
He hated the Chicago dudes for a while after that
Justin Fields shit. He came around, right?
I think it was more than that.
He'd be...
What was it?
They just went back and forth on Twitter. I think it was
not Justin Fields related.
I thought it was all Justin Fields related.
I think that's where it started.
Then it got ad hominem.
Extremely personal. I love that shit. it started. I think that's where it started. Yeah. Then it got ad hominem. It got extremely personal.
Yes.
I love that shit.
Quick.
Yes.
I like the turning point.
Like, the first person that pulls the trigger on going personal, that's my favorite tweet
to read.
I feel like joking about the spitting stuff is the quickest way through it, instead of
avoiding it.
Agree or disagree?
You talking about from Taylor's spot? Yeah. Just joking about it? Yeah, just being able to, like,'s spot yeah just joking about it yeah just being
able to like just poke fun at yourself about it and just uh i feel like that's the fastest way
to i think it depends i think he wants to i think he wants to get over the hump with tj first
okay and when he was joking about it and then his thing was kind of going
kind of like uh getting out there realize like oh maybe i should you know mend this bridge mend this gap with tj before i
continue to do all this joking so well when you see your teammates spit in somebody's face do you
also then spit in somebody's face no that's what i would just follow him out leave twenty dollars
on the field you know balls like a nasty game it's not like like this ball's nasty yeah like
dudes grab each other's penises and balls and twist them.
I feel like that's more fucked up than spitting in someone's face.
I don't know, man.
Does that really happen?
It's...
John Runyon...
I feel like John Runyon used to talk about...
He used to grab balls...
Sean Taylor did it once.
Spitting in face.
Spit?
Sean Taylor spit, yeah.
You ever spit in anybody's face?
No.
Anybody, anytime you got your face spat on?
No.
Please. Yeah, more on? No. Please.
I don't respect a man.
Yeah.
I think we're the only culture, nationality, that does, like, spit recreationally.
Yeah.
You think so?
I feel like it's like Australians.
Yeah.
They don't spit.
And then British people.
It's like the biggest culture shock, somebody moving from Australia to here.
Oh, you mean, I don't mean each other's faces.
Oh, yeah.
No, just, you know.
What do you do in general?
Oh, gosh. It is kind of. What's it you think about I don't mean each other's faces. Oh, yeah. What do you do in general? Brandon's like every three steps when we're
going to walk to a bar of pens. I spit a lot. I'm a spitter.
That's some country shit.
Yesterday there was a full puddle
right there. I just like to spit.
Do you even know you're doing it?
No. Yeah, it's just a habit?
I think saliva production is
like a sign of unhealthiness.
Saliva and mucus overproduction is probably bad.
Well, I have both.
A lot, yeah.
I'm worried about both right now.
Another steak tonight, though, probably.
Yeah, we'll knock that out.
Are you on three steaks so far this week?
No, that was my second one.
I'm on two steaks.
What did you do Tuesday night?
Shit, I don't know.
No steak?
I know you had
a steak on the table we went to a farm to table place on yeah we had steak but we didn't go to
steakhouse that night we just had a steak you had steak so you are three for three on three on
steak so that explains why you're spitting a fucking full spittoon of the steak makes you
make you spit definitely does a high high beef diet i think so makes you spitting okay i believe
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Definitely.
Hope the beef will be there, yeah. He has to be. It's got to be who. All my mistakes. The best. Will the beef be there? Definitely. I hope the beef will be there.
Yeah.
He has to be.
That's got to be who they're cooking for.
He's just her muse just sitting there at a heart-shaped table.
We're definitely telling Big Cat when he gets back that it landed on him and he has to get wet, right?
He would do that to us.
Yeah.
That's 100% how he would treat us in this scenario.
Yeah.
Okay, perfect.
Unless he sees TJ.
Also, TJ, if you could get a wheel ready
that just landed on Big Cat,
that would be fine.
Just looks...
He's a loyalist.
You're soaking ass wet right now.
What'd he say?
I will never do that.
I'll never do it.
Yeah, exactly.
Why would he do it?
He's already wet.
He's loyal as hell.
All right, let's spin it, TJ.
You're just harsh on your style.
Your norm core.
That's in right now.
I don't even know what that is
normal core
it's a brand new style
we already said it
oh is that true
oh good
and at least
all your shit is
purchased it seems like
as opposed to
free clothing
no I don't do that
because I feel like
once you start doing
stuff like that
then you owe people stuff
that's why
I wouldn't say
oh tickets
this that
nope all set
yeah just all sponsored
clothing. It's tough to
take it all. It's tough to take all the stuff that
people send you, but that Raising Cane sweatshirt
is great, though.
That's very nice.
I got the No Way's backpack.
I got the jacket. That's reception, for sure.
Dry. And we're dry.
That's just. Good stuff.
That's some justice right there.
I love a round, bro round Hell of a round bro
Hell of a round
What do you
What do you got going on
The rest of the week
You gonna go to that
Burt Kreischer show
You gonna pop up Thursday
Yeah I think we're going
What's today
Thursday
Yeah we're gonna go tomorrow
Yeah
We got
McCaffrey coming up today
Burt and Shane
We're doing a pod with them today
Oh fuck yeah
And then Spittin' Chicklets
Coming through here
Yeah
Oh hell yeah Yeah And then Spitting Chicklets. Coming through here? Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
And then tomorrow we got Jeffrey Starr.
No.
He's actually coming on?
Yeah.
Did you guys find out who it was?
Is it Nassib?
It's Nassib.
I think we are finding out who it was.
If it's not Nassib, that'll be like headline news.
Potentially.
Just like another super gay dude. Some people are saying it could be like an ex-nfl guy right i think i think they're all i mean nasib's not
the only gay guy in the nfl right but he's only out from the ears it wasn't michael sam
yeah we're going in yeah yes yes of course of course of course but yeah that that'll be
that's the one where it does look like an old Taylor photo.
Like him in college or his rookie year because he had a haircut like that.
That's not Carl Nassib's hair.
Yeah, I agree.
That's why I don't think it's Carl.
Does it have his head at all?
Similar head shape, but he does not have straight hair like that.
Fastest way to get through it for Taylor would be to be him.
If it was him. If he gets through the spitting stuff. Fastest way to get through all the spitting stuff is to jeffree star i really think so just like let the let the yeah let the headline
run itself yeah exactly yeah but i think you're not controversial about being gay what's the men
the relationship with tj i might have suck a dick not necessarily see how t media stuff happened. TJ, I fucked a dude for you. Personally. Are you going to fuck that guy?
In supplication.
That's funny as fuck.
Damn, you got a stacked ass week, bro.
We got some good ass guests coming on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just need to get some energy.
I'm tired right now.
We were out late.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I heard about that.
Did you shut it down?
Irish exited out of that bar.
No, we didn't shut it down.
We ended up going to the Riot House for a little bit,
and then I went back at like 2.
Okay.
Not too crazy?
Not too crazy, but when the little one,
you're sleeping in the same room with her,
and she's, you know, doing her thing at like 5.36 in the morning.
Fuck.
Oh, I forgot you had to sleep.
Wait, your kid's here?
We got the fam out here.
What'd you do that for?
Oh, gosh. Yeah. Kind of like, you know the... Wait, your kid's here? We got the fam out here. What'd you do that for? Yeah, why'd you get out here?
Kind of like, you know, the wife, she can work remote and then get her...
She wanted to go out and get some sunshine.
Okay.
So we brought the kid, too.
And you just have been working all day?
Yeah.
Going out to steaks?
We've been rolling.
Yeah, going out to steaks.
Taking advantage.
Yeah, yeah.
And then beers with the boys after.
Skipped the workout this morning.
Tried getting some extra Z's, couldn't.
And now we've just been going.
Kirk Cousins on, he was phenomenal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One thought on Kirk Cousins, I was saying this, I think, to Dan.
I think I have never spoken to another person named Kirk in my life.
Whoa.
Really?
I think that's true.
Are there not that many Kirks in the wild?
Not a lot.
I was thinking about this.
I didn't go to school with any.
I'm sure I've met in my life somebody who just, I didn't know their name,
but I don't think I've ever spoken to somebody with my name before.
That's fucking crazy.
That is because it seems like it would be a common name, but I guess it's not.
And we'd have a lot to talk about because it's always mispronounced.
Kirk Cameron.
Kirk Cameron, yeah, sure.
We have similar beliefs.
We could talk about that.
Christian Kirks. But I've never spoken to anybody that that was to me sort of
surprising that is yeah what so I didn't but Kirk Cousins is here I had this big moment I didn't
fucking say hi to him oh no damn I could have at least said to him he would have been maybe
wouldn't been that interested in the conversation how you doing my name's Kirk too yeah and you'd
been like okay I thought you didn't ask him if he's ever talked to another Kirk?
Yeah, and you would have been like, yeah.
We've got like 50. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't know.
We got a lot of good four-letter names here.
Tepper, Brandon, and Steven.
We're pretty locked in on four-letter names.
Is Kirk short for something?
Not to my knowledge.
Kirkland?
Kirkus?
Kirkland? Kirkus. What the hell do Kirkland? Kirkus? Kirkland?
Kirkus.
Kirkus.
What the hell do you mean, Kirkus?
I have that question, but no. Kirkus?
That's an awful question.
Why don't I?
Find me one Kirkus.
I don't know.
Kirkus.
Kirkus.
If it was Kirkus, you would have to be like Barnum and Bailey.
You'd have to have the Kirkus circus. That'd be tough Barnum and Bailey. You'd have to have the Kirkus circus.
That'd be tough to come back from.
You'd have to do it.
It would be super badass.
Rough way to go through school.
Kirkus.
I'm going to call him.
I want to talk to somebody with that name.
Whenever you have Kirk struggles.
I got you.
Even Biz yesterday hit you with a Kirt.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, I mean, what the fuck?
Biz, who was a fucking disaster yesterday he put a lot of playing well yeah I mean there was like real tension in the
area so I thought I was gonna get into a fist fight with rigs yesterday during them like
legitimately well you ran from 30 yards away I thought he was having a full-blown yelling match
about it's something that you were completely right about that, by the way.
No, no, no, I disagree.
I disagree.
He said, Riggs, why didn't you win it because you're the golf guy?
Golf is golf.
Well, no, I don't want to do this again, but in golf, when you reach the green, what do you use?
You use a putter.
What do you hit the putter with?
A ball.
A ball.
Okay.
Is there usually a hole and a funnel and a window?
There's usually a hole.
Yeah, there's usually a hole.
There's usually all these clowns.
There's all these ramps and stuff.
That's not the point.
It's similar.
That is the point.
It's similar.
And then guys, you were saying, well, right?
That's not golf.
Yeah, I was just saying, like, being a Barstool golf guy, like, why didn't you fare better
or win the mini golf tournament?
And he just started going, oh, it'd be like saying, like, why aren't you a good gambler
because you played in the NFL?
And I'm like, no, that's not the same fucking thing.
He's good at flag football.
There you go.
I use a tackling drill.
It's one of those micro drill, putting, tackling.
But the amount of days.
Riggs was unhinged yesterday.
Riggs was like sitting.
Oh, he was a lot.
At one point, last night, he was getting crazy in his eyes,
and his hair is like a mess.
And he's like, I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
I'm like, Riggs, were around you were screaming they were screaming
back and forth brandon was so offended by it he's like i'm out of here i gotta get out i couldn't i
couldn't handle it i had to leave i can't i can't do this riggs loves to go like what are we talking
about what are we even talking about the gambling one he even talking about? After the gambling one, he was like, it'd be like saying, you know, why can't you make a field goal competition?
It's like, no, we're not doing the same fucking thing.
This is insane.
What are we doing?
The amount of days a year he spends with a golf club in his hand are more than anyone else.
Alive.
Yeah.
Whitney's like trying to make nine putts in like 30 seconds or something.
No, you think that Whitney has more days with the golf club in his hand than Riggs?
Riggs plays golf all the time.
Every day.
Doesn't Whitney play golf like six days a week?
Riggs plays golf all day.
It's not going to agree with you.
I can see it in his face.
He knows he's right.
I know them both.
It's like the court.
It's his name.
Okay.
I mean, you're talking to Kirkus here, man.
Yeah, that's true.
Kind of like Kirkland.
All I was saying was with the question is why he didn't win, just to get him going a little bit.
But I just didn't know he was going to start going there.
And I was like, this isn't even fucking close.
I thought he stood up at one point.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought it was going to happen.
Yeah.
And he came in third.
It's not even like he got smoked out of the building.
That's why I was like, I just figured you would have done better.
He was like, I got third.
What happens when you
bring alphas together?
It was a funny-ass
group of people
that were golfing yesterday.
Yeah.
Just a lot of dudes.
Like, have you done
anything with the
Chickalos guys yet?
No.
I'm being told by TJ
to wrap it the fuck up.
You got shit to do?
Yeah, they got other
shit they gotta do.
All right.
All right, let's get
the fuck out of here.
Sorry, TJ. Nick. And he's soaking wet. What am I gonna say? No, thanks for your action. Kirk. Thanks for your time
See you guys tomorrow It's a Jack.
It's a Jack.
It's a Jack. Sorry.