The Yak - Klemmer Tells All After His 100-Hour Confinement Stream | The Yak 3-8-24

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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We saw Clemmer and the big reveal. We're going to hopefully get Clemmer on at 1 o'clock Central, 2 o'clock Eastern. He's got an hour to go. Got an hour to go. Can we see a live look? He wanted a nap so bad. Oh, he's getting lunch. Oh, that's quite the lunch. Oh, that's a huge lunch. He's going to need to go. Got an hour to go. Can we see a live look? He wanted to nap so bad. Oh, he's getting lunch. Oh, that's quite the lunch.

Oh, that's a huge lunch. He's going to need a nap after that. What a morning that was to watch Clemmer go through the first puzzle and be like, everyone was talking about me. Everyone was watching. He gave an acceptance speech to the second puzzle. That was tough to the slow realization to the technicality of did he or did he not leave what are your thoughts on that did he leave well i want to preface my thoughts with just saying it's the perfect uh like argument that's just going to keep going on for like keep the conversation

going on when ultimately doesn't matter like it wasn't like Clemmer gets $100,000 if he stays. Right. Then it becomes a big deal. It's literally like Clemmer's personal pride versus Dave technicality. I unfortunately think that Clemmer saying that he, the damning part of the entire thing was when Clemmer came back in and he was being honest, he said if he didn't see everyone scurrying in the hallway, he would have just left.

That's the kill. Why did scurrying people chase him back into the room? I don't know why those people were there. They fucked it up. They shouldn't have been there. They should not have been there. Who was scurrying? Do we know the scurrying?

No idea who was scurrying. We also had an issue last night where the stream got leaked because Ken Jack was dropping a bowling ball on top of Clemmer's room, actually fucking with him. And then they were taking, Gia and Kelly were taking a video and they scanned to it and they saw the URL. So yeah. Yeah.

It's been a crazy, crazy like 24 hours. Dazzling and perpetually surprising to me as a viewer. It was perfect. Someone said it perfectly. It went from Truman Show to Saw, like, instantly. Like, it was Truman Show where we watched him do the puzzles. Then when he realized what had happened and was sitting there. Well, let's go back before that.

This morning. Oh, no. This is the beauty of it. It's like it doesn't actually matter. If Clemmer thinks he did 100 hours. That's great. So walk me. We were doing mostly sports. I didn't see really any of the stuff this morning outside of like him putting together

the first starting to put together the first puzzle this morning. He put half of it together upside down. Upside down. It was the most torturous thing when I was skeptical. Yeah. He knew. Yeah. Yeah.

There was also people saying like he knew someone tipped him off because we had the whole fiasco last night. I don't think he knew. But then he just couldn't figure out the fundamentals of a standard puzzle. The edges. I was screaming at my phone this morning. But why is there a debate as to whether he left? It's not clear that he left?

So what happened was he did the first puzzle. It was Clemmer trending. He did an acceptance speech. He was beautiful. Being like, thanks, everyone, for watching. Like, I can't believe I was trending. It means a lot. Yeah, it means a lot. He did the second piece.

He pieced it together. Dave came over and was like, no one's been watching since Wednesday. And he actually reacted very well. Like, I will stay consistent with what I was saying on Wednesday. If you want to say it's mean, that's fine. I disagree. But, like, Clemmer will come out winning in this thing. He's a cult hero.

Like, the world went to bat for Clemmer. But, so, he had the realization sink in after he was like, that's fine. Like, it's fine. No one was watching. And then he started, like, packing up his stuff. And everyone was just watching, being like, what is he about to do? And then, I don't know if you have the clip, TJ,

but he's like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. He walked. He took two steps outside the door, saw someone scurry downstairs, and then went back in. Well, he didn't know what time it was. He didn't know what time it was. I don't know what time it is.

I don't know if anyone's ever going to come get me. Which is crazy, because he thought we were just going to leave him in there? Oh, yeah. Why did he assume he was stuck there? I don't know. He was just – his brain was pretzeled. His brain could not have been more pretzeled. What do you think?

Is he going to live in there forever? He also hasn't talked to anybody for four days. He has no clock. Of course we're going to – I'm leaving early, potentially. So this is the part. I don't need anybody to come four days. He has no clock. Of course we're going to be. I'm leaving early. Potentially. So this is the part. I don't need anything. It's not being streamed.

I'm leaving because I don't know what time it is. So he doesn't know that it's being streamed right then. I'm leaving now. When he found out it wasn't being streamed, he thought maybe in that moment he also was. Yeah, he doesn't know that he's been streamed the last six hours. Right. And then this is it.

What a step right there. He's looking. Through the flaps. He left. It's over. He lost. So this is where he sees someone down in the hallway, and then he goes back in.

He's out. He's out. What with the scurrying. It's over. He lost. He basically said, you can out. What with the scurrying. He lost. He basically said, you can play the other clip where he was like, as soon as I saw someone, I knew that there was still

something going on. He had no idea how much time he has left? None. Oh. He's been basing it off his meals, I think. I'm not going to be a ruse. So now it's just going to be a Dave versus Clemmer tacticality, which again, if it were. Clemmer won't care.

Right. He won't care about that. If there were actual stakes involved, then it would be like a serious thing. Like if he was about to win $100,000, he was denied that. I'd be like, well, that's kind of fucked up. But at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. If Clemmer thinks he did 100 hours, great. Dave says he didn't.

Great. Like it's just going to be a debate back and forth. But, yeah. He also did say, and I'm not looking for any, I told you shows, but he said he was happy that they didn't tell him they cut the stream. He admitted that. He's like, I'm happy no one told me. Oh, mentally, it would have been way harder to know that.

Yeah. Stay in there? Yeah. There's no way i think it all is a win like it's everyone was we had people glued to their televisions this morning yeah watching him watching this entire thing unfold i can't wait to talk to him i want to hear what he like what's going through in his head because he's he's on a roller coaster right now emotionally do you think he is in some state of delusion or psychosis no

i don't think dude he slept so i don't know what solitude can do to you for i don't know he did have a moment too where he was like he started to tell a story at like 8 30 in the morning and he was like well i've said this before you guys know what the story i'm about to like tell about my dad so i don't have to tell it again. It's like, no, we don't because no one is watching. That's true. Do you guys feel like this is – that Dave was right? You tweeted that.

I think he was right in the fact that it created maximum amount of anticipation and good content. Which was never really a debate. That was never. No, that was, I mean, people were like. No, the content part of it, nobody thought. But at the point the decision was made Wednesday, I would have leaned towards telling him that you're not streaming. Because he is going on five days.

What do you think about the fact that he said he's happy no one told him i don't think he knows if he's happy that it's really all he feels is all that matters but i don't know if he knows what he feels right now he doesn't know who he's talking to he doesn't know who he's talking to right that had to hurt you to tweet no he was right that that the content was maximized however you know that's what our job is but going back to by the way okay yeah no no i know yeah but going back to. By the way. Okay. Yeah, no, no, I know. Yeah, but going back two days, if you tell me we're going to cut this guy's stream and not tell him and he's going to stay in a room by himself for 48 hours, I would have said, no, you need to tell him. You have a responsibility to tell him.

I still believe that. And sometimes, I don't know. But the content this morning was excellent. Just thrilling. Okay. Peak barstool. I don't. Peak barstool. Yeah thrilling. Okay. Peak Barstool. I don't. Peak Barstool.

Yeah, it was. Peak Barstool. Everyone who says they miss Old Barstool, Dave this week was Old Barstool. That was Old Barstool. He would do this in Milton all the time. He was like, that was Old Barstool. Making a storyline organically out of something and having it become something that everyone is divided about, debating about, watching, all of it.

That is. That's fine. I enjoyed the hell out of it. And I told you this morning, I was torn between what I felt for the guy, Chris Clemmer, on Wednesday and what I felt for the content this morning because I fucking watched it and I enjoyed it. But on Wednesday, if you were to ask me, I would have said, you better fucking tell him.

But he's the people's champ now. He's going to come out with a win. Clemmer'smmer's gonna win this whole he's coming out of this bigger than he went in exactly that's all that's gonna and that was i knew that was gonna happen on wednesday he was gonna win because the people rallied for him he went trending what he was thought he was trending for people watching yeah but he's not when we talked to him he's not gonna believe he was what does he know to believe right now well no i'll explain to him, he's not going to believe he was training. What does he know to believe right now? Well, no, we'll explain to him why he was training. He said the people were fighting for you.

What does he know to believe right now? I don't know. He doesn't know if he was streaming this morning. Yeah, he doesn't know anything. I would pop in and he would break into a David Bowie dance step and then perch himself on the table like a cathedral gargoyle and just leaf through. He does that a lot. He does have the gargoyle pose. He's a gargoyle and just leaf through. He does that a lot. He does have the gargoyle puzzle.

He's a gargoyle. He was folded up like one of those jugs, instant screen baseball nets. Is that like a thing he does? It gets compact. Yeah, when he was doing the puzzle and he goes, I'm going to go compact. Is that like a brand of his? That is. I'm going compact mode?

That was his talent one time. They asked him for a secret talent. He said he could do a fake fart noise and he could get compact. Yeah. I also am dying to ask him. Someone pointed out this morning, I didn't even dawn on me, but he's just been wearing jeans. Jeans. Jeans. Yeah. The entire time.

He's been sleeping in jeans. He's been wearing jeans. Has he changed his underwear? I don't know. Has he showered? Has he? I have so many questions. Has he showered? Yeah. Even when we logged on today and Dave was like, why is the clock counting up with days? They fixed it.

Yeah. Where now you can see is 47 minutes left. It's thrilling. The whole thing was watching his roller coaster this morning. And, yeah, now it's going to be – we'll see. He took it well. Like, again, I think Clemmer's the big winner out of all of this. He's captivated Barstool two Fridays in a row. roller coaster this morning and yeah now it's gonna be we'll see he took it well like i again i think clemmer's the big winner out of all of this he's captivated barstool two fridays in a

row yeah all-time run yeah he's he's on the hottest streak ever right now um what what is he doing a puzzle i think he's doing his bowling like he's oh he's counting rice again he's just trying to kill is he counting rice does he he doesn't know there's 47 minutes left right no but again i think he had a basis of time off of his meals so i think once he got lunch he probably assumed that he's close i have a question yeah does he think now that he's not or he knows he's being streamed he doesn't know he still doesn't know he doesn't know what's real and what's not as far as the stream goes he looked into a camera and he's like i think i'm being streamed right now okay so he's got an idea okay i wasn't sure on that yeah art it's gonna be great yeah we have him set up in a studio if he wants to come on

after he gets out i don't know what he's just going to. Yeah. Like, do you think he's going to have like his eyes are going to trouble just into the sun? I was thinking about that, like little things like that. Is he going to recognize his wife? Yeah. I would love to know what his wife's been thinking the whole time. That's what I was thinking about.

She's having the time of her life. Oh, yeah. She's like, I side with Dave. She was tweeting LinkedIn on Wednesday. Che's back. Oh, shit. Didn't even notice. I missed you, Che.

And it hurts to say that. Missed you guys, too. I'm very happy to be back. No, you didn't. I did. No, Che always misses us. I guess so. Che, why the raw face? Yeah, what are you doing?

It's ball day, boys. It's basketball day? Yeah. What was the highlight and lowlight? Yeah, give us it all. Give us everything that we missed. What did you do? Who was there?

Was it your family? What rides had the best storyline? I got a lot of flack for that. I feel like I stand by that. I was comparing it to another indoor roller coaster, Rockin' Roller Coaster, which has a very succinct storyline, so you can kind of feel what's going on. And Space Mountain sucked.

I'm not a huge roller coaster fan. What else sucked about it, though? Because that was my issue. It was less that you pointed out the storyline and more that that was the only bullet point in your review was the storyline. Sure. So the first the first like thrills the first like 10 seconds are pretty cool like you see all these lights like you're getting

launched but then it's just extremely dark like there's not a like ton of drops it's a lot of like side to side stuff um it it's totally dark there's you you just see stars the first like couple seconds after you get launched out of that thing and then it's totally dark for 90 seconds i don't know just it didn't do it for me after 15 20 seconds i was hoping it would be over do you believe in a multiverse of infinite galaxies uh i never really thought about it huh uh what was the highlight of the trip? I mean, it was a kid's trip. We went with my wife, my kids, her parents. Did you see them smile? Did you have any adult activity? Kids.

The only real adult activity was like shepherding them around, and then I went to sleep. That's not an adult activity. Were your kids beside you when you gave the extremely negative review of Space Mountain, which they undoubtedly loved? It was a kid crying in the background. I was pushing a stroller, yes. You were pushing a stroller while doing an extremely negative review.

Correct. What about, was your kinship surrounding you when you took the call about your penis? Yes, yes, actually. Were they, like, was your wife kind of turned on? Oh, I guess that was a highlight. Right before that, I was on a- Yeah, that was a highlight. That was a highlight.

I went on Soarin' with my wife and my son, who's pretty young, so that was a highlight right before that i was yeah that was a highlight i was the highlight i went on soren with uh my wife my son who's pretty young so uh that was cool it's a good very cool ride but then yeah immediately upon getting off i got a call from big cat about my penis did you break the news to your spouse that you are the big dick guy on the act now uh no she probably knows she did ask like what was that i was like i was big cat he's like and she was like, like, what was that? I was like, oh, it's Big Cat. And she was like, oh, what's going on? I was like, oh, they want to see my penis. What did she say? Why? Okay.

No, no, we are going to see your penis, correct? We're going to have a penis looking day? But you need a locker room. That was the agreement. Yeah, I don't want to, like, flash you guys. Right, right. We've got to get a locker room setting. I want it to be delicate.

I want it to cream down something. I don't know. I mean, yeah, if that's get a locker room setting. Delicate. I want it to cream down something. I don't know. I mean, yeah. If that's a thing you guys really want to see. I don't know if we do. What's the scenario then? Like we're sitting on a bench and you're getting out of the shower or something and you walk by.

No, not like that. I don't know. Just like you're changing out your locker or something. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. But I don't really want to see your ass. I just want to see.

I just want to see. Maybe it's maybe it's this simply this, Stephen. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but I don't really want to see your ass. I just want to see your dick. I just want to see dick. Maybe it's this, simply this, Steven. You just, like, you've maybe got a towel around. You're at the, like, sink. And then you turn around and you readjust your towel for a brief second. And then you put it back on and then keep walking. So it's like we don't.

Something like that. I'm not going to just be like, yeah. Yeah, it's one of those situations where, like where we saw it, but we didn't really. It wasn't supposed to see it. There's still some discrepancy. Yeah. There's still some mystery. I also assume in this situation we're all going to have our penises out, right? No.

No. No. Nobody wants to see my penis. So you're just going to see my penis? Yeah. That would be gay. All right. If we're going to prop you up as the big penis on the yak, we at least got to see it.

Steven, we're going to see yours and then we're going to give an honest assessment where we rank against you. Yeah, that's a little questionable if we did that. We just want to stare at your penis. Right. How about this? How about this? You guys see my penis, then we wheel, and one person has to show their penis as well. I'm actually uncomfortable with how down Steven is.

Yeah. It's kind of turning me off. You know what? You called me and asked me if I would do this. I no longer want to see his penis. I don't think so either. You're over it, brother. Yeah.

All right. I don't care. Weirdo, you wanted to show us your penis? That would have been your big break. Yeah, Steven wanted to flash us. Squandered it. All right, we got to see a penis, though. We're going to have to maybe talk to HR about Steven trying to show us his pee.

Jerking off in the motherfucking gym. No, I'm jerking off in the motherfucking gym. I want to see Nick so badly. He might not come back. I went home and I was singing those songs to myself. And I was like, start the clock for how long until we get Nick back on the show. Monday should be great. I'm so excited. I know. I know. start the clock for how how long until we get nick back on the show monday yeah i know i know

the uh did you guys see frank the video that that was yeah this is why i love this company so much we had uh 50 000 plus people watching a man go through mental torture meanwhile frank was in front of the board of the new jersey transit just giving them hell. That's a perfect scenario. Perfect. That's how I own people in fantasies when they're in the shower. Yeah. People started clapping, applauding.

Yeah. We got to play the clip. It was just, look at them. These guys have no idea what they're in. The stone face. Cenk's killed it with the camera work. Great camera work. He's panning to the crowd.

He zooms in on the clock they put up. Yeah, the guy's stone face. You come here and ask us to pay more. We go to stations like Newark Penn Station. into the crowd he zooms in on the clock they put up yeah the guy's stone face we go to stations like north penn station which is this is all while climbers doing a puzzle and it's falling apart so much that the corporate executives have built themselves a 400 million dollar building next door 400 million And also, you're asking us to pay for your parking at $44,000 a month. I just realized something. There's your budget.

That's where it's coming from. Yes. You're asking us to pay you guys more. You're not paying the engineers. They haven't gotten a raise in five years. And you have trains that are falling apart. They're old. They older 40 years old and older and it's unreliable just yesterday the whole transit system stopped because that bridge was

out again and then you sky saying that this new bridge your building is unsafe and you fire him because he's got concerns we all got concerns about the Bridger building. And then we have no Wi-Fi on these trains. We have trains that all of a sudden are operated unavailably. And you ask us to pay more for this. Unreliable service. He could run for president. Breaking down service. And these trains, they're being wiped.

It looks like they haven't been washed in 30 years. The windows are so filled that you can't even see out them. And you ask us to pay more. Wash the trains. Pay more for this. 15% this year. 3%, 3%, 3%. In 30 years, your windows are so filled you can't even see out them. And you ask them to pay more. Pay more for this. 15% this year. 3%, 3%, 3%. As he said, it's going to be, after six years, it's going to be 30%. That's one dirt increase of already high fares.

High fares are extremely expensive. They're going to take away some things like the flex fare. Oh, you got time limit on your tickets. You're just taking more and more money from us. You're taking blood from the stone. You guys, all you do is get stuff for yourself. I got advice.

If you want $44,000 to park in Newark, how about this? How about you take New Jersey Transit and see what it's like? Yeah! Now, I just realized. You didn't wait for a response? I realized something watching this. That building right there is the Secaucus train station.

That is in the middle of that train station. There's a very good chance Frank was just going to work. Yeah. I don't think he went to a hearing. I think that was just, they were just doing that, and Frank was walking through to go to his train and saw it and then decided to get that's the train station that is the that looks like it looks very much to me so you're saying this wasn't even premeditated this was just off the cuff i think that that to me that looks like he might have known it was happening that looks like i think the frank lottenberg or whatever station

at the caucus that he has to connect at every single day to go into Manhattan. I think he was just passing by there. Maybe. Maybe. That makes me so much better. He's like, what's going on here? I got to ask you. Oh, we're taking we're taking New Jersey transit.

That would be so much better. He really could run for president. He just gets going. There's something about it. It's like his speech at the Barstool Awards. I would love to see him at the debate if nothing else. Yeah. He put he would put Trump or biden into a fucking blender yeah just being like think about the people because frank is for the people you're right that's that's the fantasy scenario is that like if frank tries to tell people that story that i

once spoke in front of the new jersey transit and everyone applauded they'd be like i mean over like a train rant. Yeah, but they did. It's on film. I like that he was like, you haven't washed your trains in 30 years. Just wash the trains. Have the money go somewhere.

Wash the fucking trains. What a hero. But yeah, that going on concurrently with Clemmer is just like, it's perfect. Perfection. Fucking Frank. He can run for president. All right, what else is going on?

Are we anxiously awaiting Clemmer's? We had Clemmer, we had Chase Dick, and we had Frank, the big three. Yeah. That was the big three. I guess that's it. You probably shut it down. Oh, that's it? That's the show?

Oh, no. We got more? Did. Oh, that's it? That's the show? Oh, no. We got more? Did Max tell you that he saved my life? No. What? Well, I guess he didn't save my life, but I thought I was locked in the freezer two days ago. Oh, yeah. Someone said that Kyle went in the freezer not realizing you can just open the door.

Yeah. You can just push it. I guess I tried, and it's a heavy door, so I just assumed I was locked in. So were you screaming? I was in panic mode, screaming, pounding, thinking of ways to keep myself warm. Oh, shit. How cold is it in there? It's pretty cold.

It's like a freezer, and it's just like a nightmare scenario. Yeah, it is. Oh, my God. I didn't have my phone either. I've had to go in there twice. Both times I have propped the door open with something so i fear it just looked like every cinematic depiction of someone getting stuck so i maybe i just placeboed myself to thinking i was stuck but i did try and it didn't budge holy shit so i'm like fuck they probably can't even hear me pounding and you were like, this is it. How close were you to having to figure out a way to start setting up a hut?

I was about to. He came in just at the right time. I was in survival mode, like shock mode. I'm going to wrap myself in the packaging of all these drinks to keep warm. Build a little igloo with high noon cans. It was nighttime, and no one is usually in that kitchen area. If he wasn't playing basketball, I wouldn't have tried to open the door again glue with high noon can it was nighttime and like no one is usually in that kitchen area yeah no that wasn't playing basketball i wouldn't have tried to open the door again because i just

convinced myself i was locked in how long from start to finish was this it was very quick so i didn't like get like full-blown panic i was still in shock like how many minutes you think? Like three, but a long three. It was a long three. I mean, I know I actually had something similar where I was, we had to do an ad where I was topless in the freezer. Topless? Topless. I had a shirt on.

That's what women say. Say you were shirtless. My breasts were showing. I was topless in the freezer. And I knew that they were coming to, like, open it, and that was going to be, like, the start of the ad. But they weren't. They were taking a little bit too long,

and my head was like, are they fucking with me? Are they keeping me in here topless? And I was getting cold. It's scary. Yeah. It's scary. Horrifically scary. Yeah.

I worked at a 50s diner, and there was some creepy fellows who worked in the back, and sometimes you had to go in there and dig around for an ice cream. It was always a little dicey. So what is, like, how long could a human, for a long time, I'd imagine, survive? Oh, yeah. How long can you survive? How cold is, like, a- Days?

No, I don't think so. Well, it depends on what you're wearing. Are you wearing a t-shirt? Yeah. Oh. For Clemmer's next thing, let's put him in a... But we can give him full winter gear.

Yeah. Like he's on Everest. Google it. How long can you stay in like 30 degree weather and is it like 35 degrees in there? Or is it a free... No, it's a full free...

No, it's not a full freezer. Freezer. It's not a freezer? It's like 35. No, because there's drinks in there. Yeah, so it can't be... Oh, it's not a freezer. Yeah, so it's got to be like 35.

I think the issue would be oxygen. Oh. No, but there's a fan in there, isn't there? Is there? I'm pretty sure there's a fan in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, or they stink. Also, can I say something really quick? I just got a phone call about my MRI, and I feel so vindicated.

My upper spine has multiple fractures all over it. What? Oh, congratulations. Wait, that's not good, Kate. The doctor said she's never seen anything like it. And I need to go to the ER as soon as I'm done with the show. Go right now. What are you talking about?

Wait, so you're in a medical emergency right now. Yes. And you're like, nice. I feel so relieved. She's beaming. She's like, my back is fucked. A literal broken back. You feel vindicated.

And she's so happy. I feel so good because I was begging this other doctor for months. And they're like, we're taking a conservative approach. I got a lower spine x-ray. And they're like, it shows nothing. This happens to new moms. And I'm like, I'm fucking dying for months. She said six weeks of PT.

I did the six weeks of PT. What is your pain threshold? Every time I got done PT, I would sob in the car on the drive back because I was in so much pain. And the PT lady was like, I don't know what's going on, but you're not getting better. And the doctors still wouldn't give me the full spine MRI at this other place. I went to the VA the other day.

She got me an MRI in two days, full spine. And she's like, oh, my God. She just called me. She's like, I've never seen anything like it. You have fractures up and down. Yeah, you have a chronic medical anomaly anomaly you are going to be in textbooks as a case i just be i'm like you're about to die i feel so relieved right now this is the happiest we were gonna pelt you with like 15 eggs i was on the ground getting we were making fun of you

oh i feel but no but kate, I understand your vindication feeling. But you have a literal broken back right now. And they told you you have to go to the ER. Me and Brittany Mahomes are like this now. But isn't that part, has that part set in? Yeah, you. I'm in for a long road. You're in like a ride to the doctor right now.

You're like a car accident victim just sitting here laughing and being like, well, thank God they figured it out. She was like, if I was you, I would get to the ER as soon as I can because she's like, if that,

she's like, there's so many fractures if it slips, you're like. Go to the fucking doctor. Pete. Yeah. A dude.

Shoot. You did a good job on the act today, Kate. Well, I'm sitting in a safe spot right now. I'll be there as soon as we see what happens with Clemmer.

Oh my God. I've just been begging for like three or four months now. How many fractures? It's like a windshield that got cracked or something? She said from like eight to eleven. She's like, they're multiple. And then further down, there's some two. I've never seen anything

like this. So I think my theory is true about the thing that killed your dog. I think I have that. You're way too happy right now. Yeah, this is bizarre. I don't understand. No, because everyone's been having to help me out. Like, I've had family flying out.

Yes, you have a broken back. Hey, we're all horrified for you right now. I know, but if I didn't have a broken back, I would just be a nut. We want you to the doctor. Yeah, your prognosis is at best grin. I feel like I could cry. I'm so happy that something is right. You're a medical marvel right now.

Your next three months are going to be hell. Oh, yes, absolutely. Yeah. Well, I understand. So 10 minutes ago, you were in excruciating pain and you thought you were insane. Now you're just in excruciating pain. Yeah. But at least you're not insane.

Yes. You solved one problem. We still have to fix the broken back, the multiple fracturesating pain. Yeah. But at least you're not insane. Yes. You solved one problem. We still have to fix the broken back, the multiple fractures. Yeah. Yeah. She's like,

you need to go. She's like, I don't know what they're going to do, but they're going to need to fit you with some kind of brace. So I'm going to be like a back brace goofball lady. Well, this might be

your last yak in a while. Do you want the wheelchair? We have a wheelchair. Do you want a wheelchair? When I got the MRI the other night, laying on my back on the flat thing, they almost had to wheelchair me out to my car

because afterwards I couldn't breathe it should have been telltale size I was in pain the whole time in the tube I was like I'm fucking done you've been raising two fucking children like this yes and it's been horrible I can't get over your pain threshold

and tolerance I would be I fucking roll my ankle and i'm a bitch well the other doctors had me convinced this was normal like moms have back pain and so i was like oh my god i'm a little bitch i'm a little bitch and i was like maybe it's in my head that i can't lift my kids so i'd be holding my son at my hips like hoisting him around the house you're so nice that you let people gaslight into you not having a broken back. I feel thrilled. This is the happiest I've ever seen you.

You have a long road to recovery. Thank you, Jesus. Alright. Sorry, I feel crazy right now. I feel so happy. Anyways. I feel so relieved. How much pain does it take

to get to the point where you find out you have a broken back and it's the best news you've gotten? That's what made me feel crazy because I've been in so much pain. Is it International Women's Day? Yes. How long has it been? Six weeks. Yeah, when did you get hurt?

I started feeling severe pain in November. I went to an orthopedist in November. It's March. Before or after you had your pain after she's like she's like here's some college basketball season yeah on Christmas day we had a pothole in the car that made me cry and I was like uh-oh it's getting bad by early January I couldn't get my kid in and out of his bassinet anymore and I was like man oh man you got you you broke your back in in week nine and we're about to hit free agency.

Yeah. What the fuck? Michigan State was a legit national title contender in basketball when you originally got hurt. And now they're on the bubble. I don't know. Have we even opened up this office yet? Barely.

Barely. Barely. But every time I picked my son up above my hips i could i'd be like yes you have a broken back it would break i think and that's oh oh hell yeah i must ask what's what's your next step are you gonna leave here and go to the er the doctor might not have a next step ever her back is broken yeah i told you to go to the ER might be your last step when they say go to the er they're not i don't think they're fucking around she ever she's broken yeah told you to go to your last step when they say go to the er they're not i don't think they're fucking around she said she's never seen she's like

i've never encountered this before and she was like very concerned and i i said hell yes thank you all right oh can i ask you how's the beeves life been during all this it's been pretty let me tell you this is another part of it beave love you god bless okay the guy likes to nap he cherishes his nap time yeah doesn't like to wake up in the night and so this has really put him through the ringer he's had to become the default parent oh okay well sounds like he stepped up sounds like he did he did yeah the way you laid it out way worse he likes to Don't tell him that. Don't let him hear that.

But he has. He's going through it. He's been going through it as well. And you know, new kid is tough on any relationship. Like another kid is just like, it's a tough time. Yeah. You know, there's great, but it's been. I think to celebrate, she runs the gauntlet. I think that's what we have to do.

Multiple. Wait, what was it? The great news. Multiple vertebrae fractures? She said I have fractures up and down my whole spine, but specifically my upper back between the 8th and 11th, she said, is just like, she's like, I'm afraid you do one more thing and it's going to like. What?

Because here's what I've been telling my doctors. You need to go to the ER. Since November, I've been telling my other doctor, it feels like my spine is two pencil tips on top of each other and at any moment they're going to slip i'm in constant pain she was like you'll have that i don't mean to to just disparage any doctor yeah but it sounds like you were going to a bad doctor you should read the notes in the portal i'm like hello it's me checking in again i'm struggling to wipe my own ass i feel crazy sorry i feel so so. Okay, sorry. Multiple fractures.

I am losing it, right? You're a crippled person. Losing it, okay. Yeah, no, you're losing it. Okay. Oh, thank God. Okay. All right, what else?

What else? So, Chase, penis, or back to that? Holy shit. How does your back handle that weight? That's a lot of, yeah. Oh, my God. The hips. You're a walking miracle.

I feel, okay, I'm done talking about it, but it's been taking over my life. So you're going to go to the ER. Please tell me you're going to go to the ER. Yeah, I'm going to have to, I think. No, that didn't sound like you were going to go to the ER. I'm going to have to, I think. The first thing. That's the problem.

Yes, say yes. Well, here's the other issue. No, then is it not? My son will only, we've been trying to get him to drink formula for like several weeks now, like really trying. He's not having it. So I have to worry about if do I have enough food to feed him? I can't just go places. I always have to make sure.

That's a concern. Oh, my God. But then that might be what's breaking my spine, according to my theory. Your milk. My tits are killing me. Jesus Christ. As small as they are. I'll be damned.

Thank God. I was afraid when she called she was going to say, no, you're great. I feel like that might have been better. I guess I get it. You now at least know what – it's a long road to recovery, but at least you know what the road is. You have a problem you can solve. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

But it is bizarre for you to sit down and just be like, great news, guys. My back is fucked and broken in every – Eight to 11. That's every vertebrae. That's 11. Every vertebrae. Yeah. That's a lot of vertebrae. Yeah. Oh, right.

Well, I don't know how you fix that, but I assume it's fixed. Well, the doctors will... Presumably, if you go to a good doctor, they should know. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to have to wear a brace, probably. Oh, man.

You're probably going to be in bed rest. I still don't think you're going to go to the ER, and I'm very nervous about that part. An iron lung? Kate's in an iron lung just sitting in the corner. That would fucking rule. I don't see iron lungs much. What is an iron lung?

Yeah, what is an iron lung? I don't even know. Is that tuberculosis? Is that what it was? It just breathes for you. The only thing I know an iron lung from is Big Lebowski. There's a guy I follow on TikTok who's in an iron lung. He's like the last guy that's been in one.

And he prefers it. There you go. Oh, hell yeah. There's a guy on TikTok who's been in an iron lung? And he's a lawyer. He got his law degree in the iron lung and he uses a pen and pencil to do his work.

It's something you get into? It's like the only way. He can't leave it. If they unplug it, he dies. He can't leave it. Okay, that's all fine. Kate, can I ask you a percent chance that you're going to see a doctor today?

I got to sort out my titty melts. And then I'll go for it. It feels like the beef should be able to lactate. Right? He feels like a candidate for a guy who can figure it out. Someone who has nipple tricks. Yeah, he could. It feels like all the people that should be able to figure that out.

He actually squirts Mountain Dew out of his every now and then. Wait, we... Oh, there he is. Okay, okay. I don't know if I want to... No, he's happy. He's happy. What the fuck?

That's what I'm saying. Oh, no, no, no. He's stuck. I don't want to... Oh! No, no. No, he made the best of it. He's having a good time.

No, hold on. This is... No. ...even more unthinkable. His name is Pablo Alejandro. Before he was six, Paul was... I don't want to watch this. Okay, I'm sorry.

I didn't say we had to watch the guy. Can you just Google what an iron lung is? You just sit with it? Just pretty much... It's a rudimentary thing that has been phased out. It squishes off at your neck, and below has a pressure that goes in and out, in and out. So that's what makes your body breathe and your lungs go. God damn.

Iron lung is a type of negative pressure. So they don't use these anymore, right? No, no, they don't. What century is this from? Seriously. It wasn't that long ago, right? There's images from the polar days where there's rooms full with like 50 of these, but that's what kids were just like living in them.

Polio. Polio. That makes sense. Got it. It's polio. Once you go in one, can you recover and come out of one? No. It's over.

It's it? That's it. Then what's the point well that guy got his law degree i think that guy there's some there's some guy following tiktok who you can't come out of it no uh that nurse back into health that scarlet sapphire man is he got a law degree i think it was him or some other guy that i don't feel like there's too many you google iron lung get out of an iron lung? It's like if you get out of it, you stop breathing.

Yeah, you die. But can you like- There's methods now that are better. Hold your breath? No, no, no, no. We're saying can you temporarily be in an iron lung as they're nursing you back into a condition where they can now take you out of the iron lung? Or is it like if you have a situation where you need one this is forever now

a hundred percent of the time this is now going to be the rest of your life you know what i regret i regret mentioning yeah i think i regret too i regret bringing it up you regret yeah i thought it was like a bib or something something you wear on your chest i just saw this big lebowski that was a very funny scene it was like that you know this is what you happens when you fuck with a yeah i thought it was i thought it was just kind of you're on the mend let's throw you in this toaster for a minute and then you'll be good in like a week it's like what you do to a shirt when it's wrinkled you throw it under the yeah yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna retract something i said earlier i do not want to see k Kate in an iron lung. No. Absolutely not.

I did think that was going to be a temporary fix. It would be a silly visual for the show. You'd do well with it. I'll consider it. How much is an iron lung? Can we buy one? I would like one. No, you're not buying an iron lung.

Why? Because if we went in an iron lung, we could feasibly just get out of the iron lung. Picture all of us in here with iron lung. You don't even have to breathe. You just sit there. How would you know not to breathe? Could you stop breathing and have something else happen for you? What happens if a person that doesn't need an iron lung goes into the iron lung?

Right, or gets out of breath forever. But can you then get out? That's a good question Find out next week On the Barstool Sports YouTube page We need an iron lung expert He had the iron lung challenge I mean this is why we have Ben Mintz right?

We gotta put him He might know the answer No I did If we want to put somebody in there Let's just Just throw him in Let's see what happens He's still gun shy, by the way.

He walked in today and he just wasn't talking. But then that makes it very obvious that something's up. He was talking to me a lot. He was? Yeah. Oh. And I could tell he was in his element because he just wanted to talk about Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss.

What happened with Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss? Nothing. He just wanted to talk about them. He said he thinks they're going to go 10-2 and they're going to get into the playoff. How did he start that conversation? Was he like, Brandon, I'd like to just talk to you about giving an Ole Miss? I think he just, nope.

He said, he was talking about himself. He said what he has planned in the future, and he's going down there to do something with the football team. He told me what he was doing with the football team. He then told me his opinion about the football team. Then we broke down the schedule, and then that's how we got there. That actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah he ever ask about mississippi state not no he didn't no he didn't he's never in five years asked about mississippi state or me even when he was in my on my couch an iron lung

is a type of mechanical ventilator that's used to assist breathing in individuals who have lost the ability to breathe on their own leaving an iron lung would depend on the individual's condition, the reason for their need for the iron lung. If the individual's condition improves and they're able to breathe on their own, they may be able to breathe on their own. Yeah, all right. Okay. There's only like a handful of people left in the world in them right now. Yeah. That's more than, that's too many.

Yeah. What are their arms doing? Are they just atrophying? Like, I don't know. Oh, yeah. That guy's been in an iron lung since he was like 6 he just looks like a raisin the rest of his body's a raisin that's gotta be worse than just going to hell

yeah how many trials has that guy worked on there's interviews with this guy where he's so upbeat he's like really you He's like, really? You make the best of it and blah, blah, blah. I hope he has a lot of TVs in front of him. How's he shit?

That's my question. How do you clean it? I just assumed he doesn't. That's crazy. Or keep you from bed sores and stuff. The cost of that has to be insane. Yeah. We have gotten on to another topic topic and we probably need Kate

medical attention oh yeah I'm gonna just swing by sometime next week let's go to the ER Chet's asking for an ER wheel oh I like that if we spin this right now you have to go to the ER

I think they want it to be somebody has to drive her to the ER if we spin a wheel. Oh, no. God, no. Yeah. Any of us will drive you. We absolutely will drive you. I'll Uber you. Chaps took me when I hit the kitchen stool.

Chaps took me and stayed there all night as some lady vomited next to us. Yeah, you hit a kitchen stool. That's right. And that was probably your spine was about to go yeah i felt like i was dying oh my god yeah i'm just like trying to do x-ray vision to see how broken it is is my spine has a heartbeat like i can feel a lot of times when i'm doing things like i just can't get over the fact that like terrible pain i have the minorest of inconveniences in my life yeah and it just derails me yeah if i think i if i even think i'm getting sick i'm like well this

is the worst i slept funny and had a stiff neck yeah fucked up my whole day okay yeah how do you what's your sleeping position i wore i wore the other day i wore underwear that was a little too short and it bothered me the entire day i was like this is the worst day ever wore underwear that was a little too short, and it bothered me the entire day. I was like, this is the worst day ever. They keep riding up a little bit. I would have gone straight to the ER for that. Yeah. I was like, I can't keep doing this.

This is untenable. It is tough. Do you sleep on your back? Do you sleep on your stomach? If I'm on my back, I cannot get up at all. And the PT is always on my back. And afterwards, I struggle to get out of the building for my PT. And she's like, are you okay?

I'm like, no, that's great. Thanks. We were dangerously close to just launching eggs at her face. Yeah. She was laying on her back. I mean, we had her on her back. I wasn't here that day. So I sleep on my side.

And I actually think you might have been right. Because replaying the eggs situation, I remember you were laying down. I couldn't get up. I was laughing, which is very bad now that you have broken vertebrae. But you kept on saying, no one help me. And that might have been the right move because if someone had picked you up, your spine might have crumbled. Yeah, I was afraid to be touched.

You kept on saying that. You're like, no one help me. No one help me. That is true because if we would have come and helped her, it would have been like helping up like a basketball player that takes a charge and you just like yank her off. Yeah. Right, exactly. we would have come and helped her would have been like helping up like a basketball player that takes a charge and you just like yank her yeah right exactly you know we would have done it gently we would have been like here yeah put yeah stand on my foot i'll grab i'll just pull you up real quick yeah and that could have been it though at night

when if i had to like get up to pee or feed babies you have to get up all night and feed them and i literally this is tmi but i don't care at this point pat would have to come and pull my pants back up because i couldn't it was so painful to go like this that like why didn't why didn't they let you have an mri i have been bagged bad doctors bad doctors and even then they only put a bad medical system too the fact that she just couldn't get an mri if we have lawyers listen to this. I know. I mean, she had- The iron lung guy on it. You had to tweet, can someone get me an MRI? I was begging.

Is that how you ended up getting it? I had made this appointment at the VA months ago, but it just takes forever sometimes for your appointment to roll around. So they were like, three months ago I made this appointment for my back. That was the problem. You should never have joined the military. Yeah. I mean, that could be part of it because I did.

The VA, because all your benefits are there, right? So you have to see a VA? Well, no. So the VA is the one who saved me. It was the other hospital who will go and name these doctors that I've been like. First out. Yeah, we're back. America's back.

No, no. We're first out. Thanks God for America. Yeah. That were making me. I have all these messages in the portal where I'm like begging them to give me an MRI. And then they only put him for lower spine, which it's my upper that's all broken. And I was like, can you please put him for the upper half?

And they were like, this was four days ago. The doctor wrote me back and was like, we need to take a conservative approach. And I was like, well, I can't care for my kids alone. This is serious. They're like, we need to keep doing PT. I was like, all right. So then I had the VA appointment. And that doctor was like, what the fuck?

Let's get you help. How do they fix a broken spine? I don't know. Probably. Stabilize it. This would be harder than Clemmer doing a puzzle. But once.

How do you put a spine back? Do you stabilize? That sounds right, but what is that? I don't know. Yeah. I could tell you said it. It's like when you ask someone

like how does 747 fly? No, let's get that thing stabilized yeah we gotta stabilize it and then we gotta i bet they're gonna put you in a bed for a while i just feel so relieved that now we can start to really fix it because i feel like the pt was just making it worse actually it probably was yeah no okay they're gonna try to give you some pain medication and you can't take it because of the baby. Yeah. You should probably still just, like, accept it. Well, I've been taking edibles at night.

I don't know if I should be. What are you doing? I don't know. I'm just, you know. Then I bring it in. It's all about Kate. We let her go to the hospital. We let her go to the hospital.

We can spin the wheel to see who gets my meds, which pills. Why is she still here? I don't know why she's still here. Big Peg gets a Vicodin. Well, it's not. We can spin the wheel to see who gets my meds, which pills. Why is she still here? I don't know why she's still here. Big Mac gets a Vicodin. Well, it's not. I mean, now it's been months already. It's a couple hours. The person was just on the phone an hour ago and said, you should go to the ER.

I asked her, is it open all the time? She said, yes. I said, okay. The ER? Yeah, it'll probably be open. Yeah, it is. It is open all the time. Can I make an appointment

unless the owners are out to lunch yeah or a long weekend small business we are closed on monday and tuesday wednesday we just stepped out we'll be right back i didn't even know if the va had any are i didn't know do they yeah they do it turns out yeah all right what about spinning wheels you have to go right now or you can finish the tj put like The NBA had an ER. I didn't know. Do they? Yeah, they do. It turns out, yeah. All right, what about spinning a wheel? Spin a wheel. Do you have to go right now or you can finish the act? TJ, put like eight slices. Make it like eight versus one.

Go to the ER versus not. Yeah. I like having Kate here. Versus make it worse until you're paralyzed. This is making me nervous because the fact they said any move could ruin your spine forever i'm sure it would take like a cart wheel or something intense much of it we're gonna do cartwheels god damn it's cartwheel friday and now kate has ruined cartwheel friday well i guess that's done forever holy shit uh you seem you're happier than ever. Your energy is as positive. I just wanted answers so bad.

So I could start fixing it that like, and I felt like it was never going to get fixed. I was starting to get super depressed. I'm not going to lie. Cause I want to play with my kids. I just want to get on the floor and like play with them. And I was able to do that. So I'm excited.

Say what? Okay. If it lands on,'t Go to the Yard, I will paralyze myself. And I'll do it. The wheel is just... Thanks for letting me ramble about it. It's been like a big thing. Oh my god!

One slice away. Oh my god. Let's keep this wheel for minutes too oh yeah go to the hell yeah also too everyone's been like go to a chiropractor go to a chiropractor no that would have fucked you up because they would have snapped your neck yes thank god i was about to they would have like done the knee thing on your back yeah i was very close it's been dust your your spine would have been dust then they were telling me next time that chiropractor's here, have him blah, blah, blah. And I was like, you know what?

I probably should. Thank God. That would have been a disaster. Hey, I still don't think you're listening to us or the results. No, the wheel is saying you have to go. You have to go right now. I'm on cloud nine right now. You have to go right now.

I'm fucking fine. I don't think you're listening to what we're saying. Do you need one of us to drive you? Because we can. No, actually, the Beave and Cash had off school today, so they dropped me off. So are you going to text them? They've got to come get me.

Okay, well, do you want to text them now? I don't have to go. It's not like I'm dying. I would tell them to take you now. How about one of us takes you, and then they can meet you there? No, I'm fine. You're elated because you said you now know what it is, and you can address it.

So now we're asking you to do the second part of that, which is now let's address it. I'm telling the beef to come pick me up, and then we'll sort it out from there. How far away is your place? Oh, it's 10 minutes. I live creepily close to here. Okay, good.

This is so ridiculous, we forgot that Clemmer's in his lap. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. You're 10 minutes away. Oh, yeah. Well, that was a good time killer between then and now. It was. Yeah.

All right. What's he doing? His final 10 minutes. He has no idea that he's 10 minutes away. So what he said earlier is correct. Is somebody going to go get him? I assume so. Because he's not going to know to walk out.

I assume he's going to go get him. I think that's a fair assumption, by the way, that he wasn't sure if someone was going to get him. He didn't know? Con just texted me, please insist she goes to the ER. You need to go to the ER. Yes, I'm going to go. It's just not a spot.

No, we're talking about now. No, because I'm worried, Kate, that if we don't make you go right now, you're not going to go. In my defense, I have to make sure the kids are set. That's fine. Then go home and make sure the kids are set. Get the kids set right now. And then go to the ER. Make the text to get the kids are set. That's fine. Then go home and make sure the kids are set. Get the kids set right now. And then go to the ER. Make the text to get the kids set.

I will. No, you're not doing that. I will. The phone's in your hand. Okay. She could just live on cloud nine for the next seven days. Kill for this feeling. I just feel so relieved.

Sorry. This has been really... She's not going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going been really... She's not going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. She doesn't want to go. I'm going to text Chaps. No, I like the VA.

There's some real characters roaming around over there. Chaps! No. Clemmer just... Is he... I thought he was about to lay down. He's lounging. He's like a cat.

Chaps knows. I think Chaps knows. That you have a broken back? I think so. How would he know? So he's an enabler. I think Hans told him. All right.

Well, geez. Spies me about two days of kindness from the chat, perhaps. I think your credibility shot through the roof here. It starts to go down again. I'm getting an iron lung for real. Will you do the High Noon ad, Reg? Chat's coming down right now. The High Noon El Prez Pack is here featuring the top four

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and have El Prez virtually join your party. Visit HighNoonSpirits.com to find the El Prez pack nearest you. Chaps, have you been watching? She needs to go to the ER. She has a broken, that's KBC. Go to that next one.

She's got a broken back, Chaps. But for anyone who knows like a broken back. I could go to the VA ER for weeks. But Chaps, this is now like she, the person on the phone said it's a medical emergency and she's like, I'll go. Okay, so I broke my back before playing rugby. Somebody called an hour ago, said we just got your MRI back.

Are you still here? Yes. Oh my God, because it's, okay, it's serious, but it's not that serious. It's pretty serious. It's not like. Like you've been waiting forever. Like what are you waiting for? Well, I don't know what they're going to do.

Well, go see either the doctor. Like that's the whole point. I'm just saying me sitting here right now is not going to be the final straw that, like, crinkles me down. Is that Gus? Yes, it's Gus. Hello to Gus. Hi, Gus. Chaps, can you take her to the VR? Yeah, I'll take her. No, you took me last time. Pat's on his way. It's okay. We're fine.

I'm still able to take you again. Chaps, you already did it once. You don't get to go again. Five minutes for Clemmer. Okay. right. Chaps, you already did it once. You don't get to go again. Five minutes for Clemmer. Okay. Well, Chaps, can you just make sure she goes at some point? As soon as she's out of our sight, she's not going to go. I've been trying. No, I swear to God I'll go.

I'll post from the VA because there's always something funky happening over there. So what did they say? They said, sorry, this is a repeat now for everyone listening. She's a walking medical marvel. The doctor said she's never seen anything like it. My spine is fractured. She's a walking handicap. Fertilization 8 to 11.

It's kind of good news. Yes. Right? You get it. Oh, my God. It is good. Get out of here, chaps. You guys are wrong.

I have to leave because you're wrong? No, no, no. This is fucking bullshit. Come on, Gus. Bye, Gus. See you, Gus. Bye, Gus. no, no. This is fucking bullshit. Come on, Gus. Bye, Gus. See you, Gus. Bye, Gus. Bye, Gus.

Way to go. This is the problem. She's got enablers all around her. Maybe it's just the birth therapy. Chaps immediately sitting down and being like, well, it's actually kind of good. It's great news. I'll tell you what.

Pat better appreciate those handjobs more than ever now. Yeah. That was not fun you're a walking paralyzed person what was the tone of the doctor's voice on the call it was like concerned she was yeah yeah get here as soon as possible would you say she was a little yeah she was concerned she said she's never seen never seen that and that my theory could be right which makes me excited so well i hope i mean we all hope everything is okay we all just want you to go get taken care of i'm like sweating right now i'm so relieved i don't know if that's relief sweats well you don't want to go the r sweaty

yeah that'd be embarrassing we got four minutes four minutes what is he doing right now i gotta be honest clemmer's spending four days in isolation or five days in isolation not not as impressive as kate no hey going four months right i've been driving around chicago with the blinkers on five miles an hour in tears every day i'm like sorry i said i'm losing it i sound like a nut i'm just is that a baseball almanac that he's read the whole time? Yeah, it's the only book he brought in, I think. Oh, look at the puzzle sitting there. He does love a baseball almanac.

I bought one at Mantequing and sent it to him, and he loved it. He's up. He's about to fold himself. Like a tent. So, Biv is definitely on the way right now yeah he's on his way all right thank god we'll figure it out oh thanks for listening to me guys it's very cathartic oh yeah now he's just sitting there you did kind of take up like 20 minutes i did this whole shit though kind of selfish up like 20 minutes. I did. It was bullshit, though. Kind of selfish.

Want to talk about me? Want to talk about me? I want to talk about number one. Oh, my, me, my. Rest in peace. RIP to him, yeah. And we could have spent that time watching Clemmer count grains of rice. That's true.

Instead, we had to. What is he doing? We're under three minutes. What is he doing? He's... But he has no idea, right? You think he's going to come out and miss it? Like, is it going to be like a Brooks from Shawshank thing?

Yeah, yeah. You think when he gets home, his wife is, like, going downtown, and he's just going to start isolation again at home? Yeah, like, he's going to just miss, like, the simplicity of this life? He's done a lot better than I would have. He's talking to himself. He's doing the puzzle? He really is a compact little thing, isn't he?

It's like you could pick him up with a handle. Now, are they going to take him right upstairs to interview him, or he's calling here? I don't know. I have no idea what the plan is. I just said that if... Who's our man on the ground over there? I said if he wants to come on, he's calling here i don't know i have no idea what the plan is i just said that who's our man on the ground over there i said if he wants to come on he's welcome to come on um because we're live so it makes sense i think jerry like when jerry finished his whole money went on barstool radio right away like we're sitting here live wait what is he doing that's that's a he has been drinking a lot of water That's a bathroom stand up right there What if he gets water toxicity right at the very end

Yeah he's drowning What just happened Is that a replay Oh did we just skip ahead What just happened Oh we got 30 seconds We were behind Who's coming to get him I say Viv

Oh shit Is anyone going to get him? I say Viv. Oh, shit. Is anyone going to get him? Yeah, is anybody over there watching this? Has Dave tweeted anything new about it? I don't know. We've got ten seconds left. He has no idea. Four, three, two, one.

Is he going to attack the person that comes to get him? He has no idea. Four, three, two, one. Needed some type of sound. Something? What? So, I think everybody over there has gone home. That needed to be instant. How do you not make that a... Or it's not like a typical puzzle.

Somebody go get him. How did you not foresee this? What was that cheer? They're cheering because it finished? What is this? I don't know. Wait, they put another hour on the clock? I thought it was 2 o'clock Eastern.

What is going on? Are they just fucking with him now? Someone has to go get him. Somebody go get him. He went in at 9 a.m. This is the first time I'll say this is torture now. Yeah, what is happening? This is now torture.

Okay, somebody go get him. The timer in there is a live clock of central time, it looks like. No? No. No. Maybe. Where's Vibs what is what's he doing oh no I thought a whole team of people were yeah like with like oxen eggs and a buzzer blanket that throw over hook him up to an IV Are you talking to anybody over there? I don't know who I should.

I mean, at this point, maybe that's the content is we just see how long he goes. He doesn't know how long. Yeah. This would be hour 80 to him. Why? I don't know. Why?

Why do you do this to me? Why? Holy shit. Oh, fuck. Why this? Why this? Oh, God. I guess I should text Dave.

Yeah, let me see if he's tweeted anything. Yeah. What is the internet saying about this? Is Mintz walking through with food? Clamor is trending big time still. Are y'all walking through with yak? Come on in.

Apparently we don't... Are these Rangoons? Rangoons? Perfect timing. Thank you. Crawfish. I've already had jumbo. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, these are goose? Yeah. Okay, the internet's very upset that no one's telling them it's 2 o'clock. I'm getting upset too. And people are also very confused. What do you got here? Mean. No, I got here? I mean... No, I'm good. I got one.

Clemmer just finished his 100 hours, but still is going to the tune of nothing. Someone has to let him out! Sorry, thank you, though. They look really good. They smell good. If Kate has too many Ragoos, her kid's gonna be just, like, hooked on them. Yeah, you, though. They look really good. They smell good. If Kate has too many Rangoon, her kid's going to be just like hooked on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hooked on goons. Milk's going to have like a good aftertaste. Somebody go fucking get him. I mean, no, I mean, somebody obviously stopped it. Thanks, guys. Dave must have done something. Dave has not tweeted anything about it. So what is happening?

Hmm. This has to be on purpose for some reason, but we don't know what the reason is. Is our clock off? Is he going to do another 100 hours? There is a support staff of people with this, right? All I can think about now is maybe because Dave told him that he lost, he could have left at any time But now

We gotta get him out of there In retrospect having it end on a Friday afternoon In the New York office Might not have been the smartest He's not gonna get out until Monday morning I just texted Pete I assume he's in the control room. I feel like it's gotta be close.

This is insane. Oh my god. Yeah, if I was him now, I'd be like, they're gotta be fucking with me. If you were him, you would leave the situation of misery and go back to... You would be prompt with your yeah

dismissal is that what this is bizarre what is going on so weird we have to let him out company might just be full of ass this is the first time where i'm like this is now i do yeah this he did what he said he was gonna do go get it what about mike mike and them i don't know security mike security should be. He's got somebody there. Those lockers are so. Hey. Is someone going to let him out? You're live on the yak.

Kind of. I think basically Dave told him that he broke the rules. Oh, no. And it was over three, like three hours ago. Well, somebody told him that he broke the rules. Oh, no. And it was over like three hours ago. Well, somebody tell him that. He's got to let him out. Dave told him that over the voice. He didn't understand that. Yeah, but you've got to let him out now.

This is beyond me, man. Somebody go get him. It's a cloth door. This is fucking stupid, man. What did Dave say he has to do? Three more hours? So Dave's not going to have someone go in and let him out? We kind of asked, and that was what we got.

He told him three hours ago that he broke the rules, that it was over, and he could do what he wanted. All right, I'll text him. He thinks he's still going. All right. You've got to let him out You wanna try and get Dave on? Yeah, try to get Dave on Yeah, I mean

Alright, yeah, get Dave on Maybe that's the content now It's like how long How long does he stay in there before he's like Enough's enough Someone's gotta get him out This is crazy How long does he stay in there before he's like, enough's enough? Someone's got to get him out. This is crazy.

I really thought there was going to be like balloons and shit. Yeah. Falling from the ceiling and confetti. Like a Super Bowl final. Clever. I mean, now I kind of am rooting for him for another 100 hours. I want the man to be able to go home. I do too.

But, like, what if he just accidentally does 100 hours on top of this? In his shoes, like, he can't leave. Like, in his mind, he can't. He already went out the door once. Like, he can't do it again, probably, or the whole thing will be for nothing. Oh, no. Look, he's trying to sort it out. I'm confused. So Dave got on the loudspeaker

to tell him that he failed? Yeah, he said the challenge is over. So let me know if we get Dave. Otherwise I'll just text him. Drive the car. Huh. I mean This is

Fucking stupid Somebody go get him I wish you were there What's Pete doing? I'd walk down and get him What's going on? What is going on? Who's in the building?

Checks anybody to go get him. If you don't get him, he's going to sleep again. That's the problem. He's going to go back to sleep. You know he's wanted to take a nap for a while now. Well, great. Now the beeve is here, and I've got to go, and I'm going to miss this. This is the worst day and the best day of my life.

Okay. Kate, go. I've got Jinx. Jinx is in the office. Can Jinx go get him? Jinx is in the office? Who? Jinx.

Well, if we can't get Dave on, I'll just call Dave. Can we say goodbye to Kate? Happy Friday, everyone. Dave, though, is Zoom. Okay. I'm going to go to the ER. Go, Kate. I will be checking and watching this.

You can watch it at the R, Kate. God bless you. Thank you for coming. Should I do a little roll? Good luck, Kate. Dave's in the office this week. Always crazy stuff happening, I guess. Who is he in today?

No, he's not. Clemmer thinks he is because he was on the loudspeaker. Sorry, I missed that. Is he going through the Rolodex of people that might come save him? Yeah. Hmm. Probably missed a lot of cool stuff.

What is the biggest thing he missed? All right, I'm just going to text Dave. Hopefully Frank's feeling better. Has anything actually really happened? He wasn't feeling well last weekend. I texted him. I asked him if he was doing something in the morning. He says a little bit better.

This has been it. Yeah, this has been it. Me. I think people are scared to go let him out because Dave will fire him. I just texted Dave someone's got to go get him. Was it because Dave said don't interfere with this or I'll fire you? Yeah. That's probably what led to that feeling.

There's no way to know. It's become must watch again because it's just like how is. No, it's not must watch. No it's not must watch No it is It is in the fact that Will someone go get him Insane To finish up a 100 hour challenge

And just Keep it going Overtime We're in overtime If I texted Dave Someone's gotta go get him If Dave will come on i'll absolutely say someone's got to go and get him oh boy

can we uh call vibs or something there's no way people are scared to go get him that has to be the only way yeah i mean it is it's it's dave uh dave did kind of set the mood as like everybody stay the fuck out of this and let me run it i mean i i told jinx go get him he says i don't want dave to fire me i'm staying away from this it's not not my business. Yeah, so, I mean, it's Dave's call until somebody hears from Dave. We're just stuck like this, I guess. Or Clemmer figures it out on his own. I keep texting Dave. No response.

Can we – I know Clemmer doesn't have his phone. We can't talk over it, can we? Phib, yeah, could we get LinkedIn to him? I mean, Dave talked to him. We should be able to talk to him. Probably took him a while to set that up, though. This is... Can you just tell somebody they won't get fired? I don't know who I can tell.

We need a hero. Why won't Pete go get him? Pete's not going to get fired for this. No. This is going to be like the Truman Show when the girl tries to parachute in. I've never seen Truman Show. I know. I sent him the Zini.

He's not in it. Isn't there a civilian that interferes with the Truman Show? Hasn't responded to my text. No, it's multiple people try to. Multiple people try. There's a person that parachutes in. Parachutes in. Yeah. There's a person that's a Christmas gift.

I'm thinking of the girl at the end that's a. That wants to fuck him. That wants to fuck him, yeah. Does she ever make it inside? Where is she and where is he? Is she in the stairs to go fuck him? What are you talking about? The end of Truman Show. I assume they do fuck.

Clemmer needs a woman, presumably his wife, that wants to fuck him. We'll be waiting for him. He gets a big thank you and goodbye. Yeah. Is he's gonna shoes on Come on Clemmer. Oh, I think maybe somebody knocked on the door. Oh wait Do he told Vince go get the door. All right, Bibbs is going to get him. Dave said he was done with me the second he stepped out.

Here we go. Here we go. There we go. All right. It's patch two? I think there was a communication mishap. Thank God. Is this a joke? I have to trust him.

Here's what happened. I believe it's patch two. Here's what happened. Dave just texted me. I think Dave said I'm done with him as soon as he walked out. And then everyone stayed with the original don't fuck with him. Or don't do anything.

But so Dave everyone was expecting Dave to tell him to get out. But Dave said he was done with him. That being said, it was too conflicting him to get out. Yeah. But Dave said he was done with him. That being said, at two, it should have been over. That was too conflicting. Yeah. He's out.

We need a live stream of him now. 13 minutes. Yeah, I mean, hopefully he joins the act. I mean, 13 minutes is 13 minutes. That's not that big of a deal. Can we get a camera on him now? I don't think they have the live cameras. So, do the little action.

All right. Now what are we watch? Peyton is going to the Yeah this is the end of the Truman Show Yeah yeah Now what do we watch? What do we do now? Fuck Yeah

Okay Shit Well hopefully he joins us I'd love to talk to him But I want to see what he's doing right now I know What he's saying What what he's thinking. Yeah.

TJ, we have someone telling him that we... Oh, wait, he's back. He forgot something. Look at the stuff. What if he just went back and laid down and took a nap? We're not open during the challenge. Oh. What is this, a wallet?

I wonder... His phone must be insane when he turns it back on yeah that's like stressing me out how many messages you think he has at least like what if he only had 12 that would suck and none of them are about the stream that yeah his wife was like can you take out the garbage oh whoops forgot you were in solitary so it's a long lost friend that's like hey man how you been and then it's another tip fuck you then doesn't respond for four days i see i see how it is oh dave what so is everyone done crying on the yak get this guy out bar pussies who you guys call this uh yak pussy well he should have gotten he should have been get the man out that's pretty good

get the man out you're like a fucking purse jake i've been on i've been with you lockstep the entire time this wednesday but once it hit 100 you got to let him out he's can get out dan he didn't know that he didn't know that he had no idea he didn't know what time it was he didn't know that. He had no idea. He didn't know what time it was. He didn't know that. He already left once. This is his idea. Nobody's locking him in there. You guys are the softest little fucking pussies I've ever met.

He can walk out whenever the fuck he wants. He didn't fucking know that, you idiot. What do you mean he didn't know that? What, you think we had guns outside the door? He thought you were going to get mad at him. He didn't know what he was walking into he already left what are you he didn't leave but at 100 hours you gotta let this guy how to get rich he's a fucking idiot what do you mean you gotta let him out he can go out whenever he wants how fucking stupid are you brandon

he know you think we can keep somebody held hostage? Nobody said you were holding him hostage. He didn't know that he could freely leave and it would be over. He thought he was still doing his job. What are you talking about? It's not his job. Are you fucking idiot? You fucking idiot.

How did this guy get rich? All you fucking pussies should go to the zoo and pet. Shut the fuck up, you pussies. You'd still be in your fucking idiotic basement. You don't know the first. I fucking wish I was, you ugly fuck. You fucking idiots. You fucking pussies.

Me and Whitney are laughing like this is the biggest bunch of pussies at a company I've ever met. It's his idea. He knows he can leave whenever he wants. I don't give a fuck. He didn't know that. Like, this is the biggest bunch of pussies at a company I've ever met. It's his idea. He knows he can leave whenever he wants. I don't give a fuck. He didn't know that. I wish he was still going. I wouldn't have stopped it.

Who stopped it? Who decided to stop it? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're losing it. All right. Wait, so Dave. Oh, he left. I think he would have just stayed in there forever.

Yeah. I'm with Kyle. I'm with Kyle. I think it should have gone on forever. Who decided back there to stop it? Who told Vibs to go? Yeah, I think. I don't know.

That was. I finally saw the light that content is content. I think we should have just left him in there forever. I think telling him was fucked up. And I think that was kind of cruel. Because now he's going to walk out and see that no one told him for like 15 minutes. That's pretty fucked up. You should have just left him in there.

Yeah, let him do his thing. He seemed pretty happy. I would have. Yeah. I was with everything until the 100 hours. I think Clemmer's about to join us. Oh, okay. This should be fascinating.

I don't even know. He's got so much to catch up on. Jim Tomey, Frank at the NG Transit. Villanova lost a big bubble game to Seton Hall. Yeah, Youngstown State, out of here. I was thinking about, what if 9-11 had happened while he was in there? Do you think someone would have gone in? If 9-11 happened something

like if something like huge like tragedy happened to america while he was in i think we would have made a puzzle of the twin towers falling and he could figure it out on his own from there oh my god clamor hey there he is hello guys clamor i't see you, but you can see me, I guess. You look well-rested. All right, so, Clemmer... No! You're not well-rested. I mean, I guess.

I mean, it's been bizarre, 100 hours. Do you know what time it is? They said it was 2 o'clock, but I didn't check. I probably should have. So, Clemmer, you could ask us any questions. You're probably very confused about everything, I'd assume. Very confused. Have you checked your phone?

I have not. It's in my briefcase downstairs. What do you think happened? I have no idea. So I was told that they pulled the stream on Wednesday. But it's weird. The puzzle I put together had a Thursday timestamp. So, like, i don't know

i i honestly i'm my brain is so fucked i have no idea what happened okay i'll do my best to explain it um okay all right wednesday well first of all there was something that will drive you insane uh not because it was it was coleman on monday uh He couldn't answer the top 10 home run hitters in baseball. That's why you were asked that. Right. Okay. So Kirk made him stay in his studio until he could name all 10. That took him like a day and a half.

He couldn't get Jim Tomey. Okay. We had Jim Tomey's wife call in and and give him hints he still couldn't get it so that was happening then jerry after dark went then i think what happened was dave uh started tuning into your stream on wednesday morning okay he saw you sleeping and he's like this is so boring i'm gonna cut it uh and so this is where it gets interesting clemmer you became now i agreed with dave i i thought that the storyline became fascinating once it got cut. So right around, I don't know, like hour 50, you were cut.

Okay. You then became a cult hero online. Yes. Thank you, people. So for Wednesday, Dave then said, if Clemmer's name is trending for an entire hour. Number one. Number one trending. We'll put the stream back on.

Dave was never going to do that, but you literally were trending for like a day and a half. That is incredible. Thank you. The people are always good to me. The people are always good. Yeah. They are. They're always good to me.

The plan was always at the end on Friday,iday we'd go back live and that's where you got the two puzzles and the reveal so essentially what happened was you were you were doing the stream it wasn't getting a ton of numbers i think the the fact you were on the main page also was what dave was like we got to take this off the main page right it wasn't like the most electric stream no it was experiment like i knew going in, I think I even told you guys, I'm like, I don't know if this is going to be the biggest failure in Barstool history, like it's going to pass Barstool Gold, or if it's going to be something that people like.

I had no idea going in, none. So it wasn't working, but then it became like the only talk of Barstool from Wednesday till today. That is incredible. Yeah. That is incredible. So that's incredible yeah that is incredible so that's yeah my head is spinning yeah you're uh yeah you have clemaholics that's the hashtag thousands and thousands of people on your side people are clemming uh which is just

kind of planking but you're turning on your side because you're sleeping because you slept so much during the stream well clemmer throughout the 100 hours what were like the most pivotal moments for you honestly i guess the thing i took away was like i didn't really get down until late yesterday like a late yesterday i got kind of like pissy and i said i don't know i don't even know if the stream was up or not but i said i'm like there are you know people sleeping on the sidewalk you know 200 yards from me right now that would give anything to be in my situation it's like all right that's the case what am i bitching about so like it took me an hour to kind of get my bearings but yeah it was an hour i was like kind of being bitchy and whiny and i'm like uh uh but yeah i don't know i guess the pivotal thing for me i guess that uh i did it

like i could do it i always wondered i've been wondering this for 20 years if i could do this so like all right i did it i didn't go insane and see. There's a – so I forgot that part. There is now a technicality argument going on online about you stepping out and Dave called it then, 97 hours. That is bullshit. So here's – the plan was always – and people can verify this unless they're afraid of Dave, but I'll say it. They are. The plan was always that if I went downstairs was over.

OK. Or and I also did not go downstairs and I did not see another person. The reason we had that plan in place was because the bathroom I was in was not reliable. In fact, the toilet clogged one day. It was not reliable toilet at all. Sometimes it wouldn't flush. So there is another bathroom on same uh stairwell that because of that i could i in theory if this bathroom didn't work i could use that bathroom so it was never stepping out of the room i chose not to step out of the room because i didn't want to i i even when the toilet was clogged i'm like i really want to try to stay in this room as much as possible i know it was taping it out but there should be some audio of me saying that no No, there were still clips going on.

Like, everyone's watching on the back end. So the question, the debate was, Clemmer, and I'd love to have your, because you're the man here who it was all about. Wednesday, when Dave cut the stream, there was a lot of people who were like, that's very mean. I sided with Dave. I thought it was great content. Do you, where do you, like, so he he cut the stream and you went dark until Friday morning.

Okay. Like, I guess walk us through that now that you know that. Yeah, I have no, so here's my whole thing. And here's my whole thing with Barstool is I want the opportunity to do, to do things.

Are they all going to be great ideas? Absolutely not. Something's going to suck. But the cool thing about Barstool and why I love it here is because I'll have the opportunity to try something. It's like putting a sitcom on TV. If the first three episodes don't work, CBS has the right to pull that sitcom. Right. I have no problem with that.

Now, if they don't tell me, but that's kind of like, honestly, I wouldn't have left. Right. Like, I'm already in that deep. I'm already in for three days. So, like, I have no issue with the streaming but if it's not doing numbers if it's not providing value to the company then i who am i to judge so i don't have a problem with that and i wouldn't have left anyway so that really did this was a lot more like personal to me than like obviously i wanted to stream to be good i was i probably have maniac

talking to nobody but like i i really was committed to trying to do this so so you have no problem yeah no i mean this is kind of what i said on wednesday i was like you're gonna come out Like, I really was committed to trying to do this. So you have no problem? Yeah. No, I mean, this is kind of what I said on Wednesday. I was like, you're going to come out, and you're not going to have a problem because you're going to end up being a cult hero from this. And the content ended up being incredible. People were like, you have to tell them because it's mean. But you going in there, you wanted to just try it to test yourself out.

Exactly. Yeah. Was it like, I don't like like is it a mean thing to do sure but if it's a i guess i don't mean i don't know i i mean what would you have done if you if they had told you i wouldn't have left at that point i've been so deep right right like and i also as it was something like i said i want to do this myself now would honestly i'm so glad they didn't tell me if they told told me, I might have left. Right.

Because, like, and I'm sure there's something to be said. You just said if they told me, I wouldn't leave. But if they told me, I probably would have left. No, no, no. Well, I'm kind of processing it in real time, Titus. Yeah. All right. I'm just trying to make sense.

You literally were just in solitary confinement for 100 hours. That makes sense. We're just yakking here, Titus. Give me a second. All right. Collect your thoughts. Collect your thoughts. Collect your thoughts. So, yeah.

So, Dave pulled it on Wednesday, and then everyone was like, this is fucked up. They should tell him. And Dave was like, no, I want to see the end. I also have, by the way, I have Jason crawling on the floor in front of me because I can't see you guys at all. So, it's just chaos in this room right now. So, my issue or my,

uh, my thing was, it was something that kind of kept me going was knowing I was talking to people. Like it felt like, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Always on,

but like, it felt like I was always talking. I wasn't alone. Right. So you even see it today. Like when they said that I, I was no longer streaming, like I got really awkward for me.

Like I got, I didn't know when to talk, what to say. It felt, I felt very in my own, where beforehand I didn't at all. So if they had told me, I'd like to think I would have stayed, but I wonder if I would have been like, fuck this. I don't know. I may have very well left, but I'd like to think I would have stayed.

I really do, but that was tough. You were live starting this morning at 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. So you went back live. That was always the plan. Dave cut it on Wednesday. He's like, we will go back live for the end. And there was, I think, 50-plus thousand people watching today at the end. That's awesome.

Yeah, if I knew that we were back on i would have been a lot more comfortable what you saw today was the most uncomfortable bizarrely i was the entire time yeah no you were going through it your brain was in a pretzel i was that was that's what the content ended up becoming because when dave stepped in that's what that it became this like what's his reaction going to be we can't wait to watch his reaction yeah uh yeah i'm still honestly like i'm still processing a lot of this like i like i understand it and but like i think saturday i'd be like holy shit that was weird and this whole like people rallying around like me that is all like i'm very full like i'm i'm still kind of putting that together which i appreciate so much but yeah

that's that's bizarre to me okay so what else what what else we have some oh what why did you wear jeans the whole time so that was a whole thing this is something that i've been uh that actually might have been the first question i should have led with that yeah so i have this uh this was actually one of my mentors told me this that if you lose your job uh the best thing to do is get up in the morning and dress like you're going to work and and uh send out job uh like resume send out resumes and stuff like it act as if if you know if i start only wearing sweatpants i'm going to become less like um i'm at work i'm going to become more i think depressed i think you can kind

of get if you're changing your clothes like nighttime and you're keeping a routine i think it's a much better way to keep sane. That's what I told myself anyway. That's why. What other questions do we have? What was the – were there any highlights? I like doing the Tonight Show. I'm sure nobody else liked it or understood it, but I really enjoy doing that after dinner every night.

I don't think we saw it, did we? I don't think so. No. I did it every night after dinner. I would pretend I was Johnny Carson doing the Tonight Show, did we? I don't think so. No, I did it every night after dinner. I would pretend I was Johnny Carson doing the Tonight Show, and I have a different guest each night. Did you know that you went 12 minutes extra?

So that became another debate. Uh-oh. Oh, we lost him. He's talking to himself again. Time repeats itself. What other questions? If the chat has questions, we can ask as much as we can. If I'm missing stuff.

Did he shit his pants? That Quakes clip. Oh, yeah. I'm going to ask him that. I mean, I've stayed consistent. I think this is a win for him. He's won this thing. It's clearly a win for him. There's no denying that.

That's what I got to ask him. If he had finished 100 hours, but Dave hadn't cut the stream, and he walked out, and everyone was like, yeah, not that many people watched, what would his reaction be? Yeah. Dave is now coming after us. That's fine. He's hit the mountain of tears.

Yeah, I think he should have been let out at 100 hours. Are you there, Clemmer? Yep, now I see you. All right, okay. Did you shit your pants? No. No. I had seven shits.

I counted all my shits. I counted all my farts. Okay. I shit seven times, never in my pants. Okay. How many farts? It was 14, 13, 12, 12, and two today. So 27 plus 43.

43 farts. Slow fart there. What? So while we lost you for a second, I was thinking about it. And it might take you a while to process it, and your answer might change when you actually figure out what everything happened. But if Dave had not cut the stream the the most likely thing would have been it would have just continued it probably wouldn't have gotten great numbers what would your reaction have been if you

come out after 100 hours in that i would have been like i the same mentality i have now is like i'm so thankful i had the chance to do this yep but it didn't work but all right well if you're in this job you have to take swings you have to like put ideas out there it would never like stop me from thinking of idea because then the worst thing you can do in this job the worst thing i can do in this job i'm old i i'm doing this and like i want to take as many swings as possible and if they don't work they don't work but if they work they work and the worst i don't want to stand still i guess that's the whole thing i don't want. They don't work. But if they work, they work. And the worst, I don't want to stand still. I get that the whole thing. I don't want to be at my desk being like, oh, there's no content for me. Like, you got to try, I think.

I don't know. No, I agree. No, I said that the fact that you tried this is commendable. It wasn't working Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday in terms of just like popping. But then you became, again, you are a cult hero online right now. Now, there is one weird thing that happened. I don't know if you guys are privy to so i came out of the office i came out of my downstairs lair and everyone was like ignoring me like every it was obviously this planned thing where they're all ignoring me i don't know what that's about well okay so like when a pitcher

hits a home run yeah yeah right i guess it went on for a while, but maybe not. Maybe I'll come out and people will be happy to see me. Yeah, people were intentionally not making it happen. Some of your coworkers were not supportive at all, and you should have some grievances. Really? Yeah, unfortunately. Who do you think? I have no idea.

I honestly don't. Others almost got fired for trying to fuck with you. Really? Yeah, so. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. almost got fired for for trying to fuck with you really yeah so unfortunately thursday so the reason why people might be quiet to you right now is thursday night uh ken jack was dropping a bowling ball on top of your room yes okay so he was fucking with you and then oh i liked it though if you watch my clip i thought it was someone like. Well, no, we didn't. Very excited. Yeah.

So he was trying to help you. So so Gia and and Kelly were were watching on a like blog post they put up to watch it. And then they flipped and they they showed the link. So then the link got like basically everyone online, like pirated the link for like an hour on Thursday. And Dave was mad because the whole point was it doesn't work if like shutting off the stream once you shut off the stream it doesn't work if you know if it goes back on it has to it has to be dark for two days and then have you come back on on friday okay all right but why would anyone get i mean it sounds like it doesn't sound like anyone's well because dave kind of it became d – it doesn't sound like anyone's working. Well, because Dave kind of – it became Dave's –

like, it became Dave's content, and then they were – like, if you had found out, it would have ruined today. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I don't know how I would have found out, though. Like, I had no communication at all. I don't know. It was just basically don't – That was –

Leave him alone. Yeah, I had no idea anything was going – like, I don't know anything that's happened since Monday at 10 o'clock in any shape or form except for that puzzle i did that had the trending topics i don't know anything that happened what what do you want to do now like what are you crazy what are you gonna get a drink go home uh i think i have i have a rat race meeting i was supposed to look at this guy he never stops working and it's because we're we're taping out next week so i want to make sure that's kind of that was one thing week. So I want to make sure that's kind of, that was one thing I'm concerned.

I want to make sure that that's all, um, you know, doing well. Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm excited to go have,

I'm gonna have a nice steak. I think this weekend with my wife and your wife's in St. Kitts right now. She left on Tuesday. I don't blame her. Um, and, uh,

yeah. And then, you know, have a couple of ciders, have a couple more. Yeah. I haven't had any caffeine today, so I'm like very much like excited to have a, uh, yeah. And then, you know, have a couple of ciders, have a couple more. Yeah. I haven't had any caffeine today, so I'm like very much like excited to have a, have a soda. Um, yeah, that's kind of where I am.

I said, I apologize for not being more like verbose or more excited. No, you do. You were in some very, I'm kind of confused like right now. Like, and I said, I still don't understand why people would be like everywhere. Even Frank was pretending to ignore me. Like, why are people i don't get i don't know it's the it's the no no it's the picture hitting the home run yeah yeah they might they might no one's mad at you everyone's what uh what did you learn good yeah

i was bad if people were mad no everyone's ecstatic for you what did you learn about yourself climber um that i that i could that i can make like i was doing things like I was using the body armor bottles to bowl. Yep. I was, I had this, like, they gave me, like, a paper bowl with my bagel on Tuesday. I made a Frisbee out of that. I was just, like, the fact that I think I could make games out of almost anything in the room made me feel pretty happy. I was a little bummed out of myself for getting kind of down on Thursday. Kind of lost the gauge a little bit.

And I wonder, I really do, the more I think about it, the more I would talk with you guys. I really think if Dave said, hey, we pulled the plug on Wednesday, I don't know if I would have survived Thursday, honestly. I really, the more I think, if he's like, there's no, we're not, if he's like, we're plugging back in on Friday, absolutely. But if he's like, this is done, it's over, then I would feel like, oh, I should get back to work.

I would start feeling guilty and weird. So I really do think I might have walked, the more I think about it. So then it's good that you weren't told. Oh, no. A thousand. Either I would have left or not, a thousand percent better I wasn't told. You saw it today. I was all weird after I found out.

Can we get Dave back on, TJ? I told him. I asked him to. Okay, so maybe we get Dave on. What other questions do you have for us? Yeah, like it was crazy, man. You were – it was a very big debate online. It was like the Barstool fan base was torn, whether you should be told,

whether you shouldn't, whether you should come back on. It was quite a day on the internet on Wednesday. You probably still don't know the extent of how huge this was. Yeah. I have no concept. You know what was kind of a weird thing, though, was when Buffalo Wild Wings, I got to dinner. I'm like, if this was off since.

Oh, that's because Buffalo Wild Wings was tweeting in support of you. That's great. Thank you so much. But I was wondering like why would i get it if this if my reality was the stream got pulled on wednesday and it's like if that's the case then why would anyone care you know what i mean like i so that was kind of like a trigger like wait a second is there more to this than i know wait what do you mean why would anyone care what he's saying is if it was if it was actually pulled on wednesday it should have

ended to the public right there. Why are they caring so much now? Right? Is that what you're saying? Why would they get a last meal? Why would Buffalo Wild Wings send anything if it got pulled on Wednesday? So that was a little bit where I needed my head start. He's not streaming to anybody.

Why would they be sending him meals? Right. Because the whole point was we were going to come back live on Friday. No, but from my perspective, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. When I got that lunch today i'm thinking this is no one's seen this since wednesday and now i'm just oh the lunch today

yes yeah everything everything that happened today we saw so you were back live as soon as you had to start do the puzzle you're stuck in my brain was confused i'm like no one's cared about me since wednesday nobody's watching this right now, so I've been told. Yeah. What happened is, like, everyone started caring about you as soon as the stream got cut. Right, right. I understand that. I understand that reality, but my reality was different in the moment. That's what I'm trying to explain.

I'm not very well. No, no. There was that, but we were watching, and you were like, it was clear that you didn't realize whether you were live or not even in that moment on friday today there was a moment when i was walking when one of the i call it the darth vader cameras it's like this camera and it was tracking me oh yeah i saw you say that motherfucker like there's no but then i was thinking maybe it's only cutting in when dave's talking to me and then they cut out i thought it was like intermittent at that point got it but i knew at that moment they at least are watching me a tiny bit what what question is anyone asking questions in the chat why didn't they do the challenges the first

two days oh why did you yeah so people were mad that you didn't do the challenges right so the first challenge was the impossible puzzle with the oven mitts honestly i just couldn't do it you saw you see how bad i am with puzzles i'm like i can't do this really bad at puzzles yeah really bad at puzzles the second day was the rice not how much you saw this i believe it was a faulty challenge i counted 7 000 grains of rice and then i mapped it out and then they made a mistake on tuesday they gave me the air conditioner remote which had a clock on it so i was able to time how long it took me to count rice because of that i extrapolated that it was too many rice to count in one day. So there I said I'm on strike Until you give me more terms. I'm on strike and I tried to negotiate. Oh my god count 12,000 and Vib said it was non-negotiable

This is where I'm confused though after that I think it was on went Thursday Bibbs was like pissy with me and he's like then just quick cuz I wanted the keys I wanted the keys the other lockers and I was fighting i wanted there's all sorts of signs in the room i want the keys i want the keys i wrote blogs i don't the blogs ever got published i wrote blogs every day about how i wanted the keys and uh and vim said if i open the keys it's not solitary confinement which i don't which i had an argument with doesn't make any sense but i never unlocked the locker so there's four challenges i would have gladly done because i'm so bored but i never opened them do you know that you slept for one day for 11 hours

i'm not surprised i'm not surprised at all i you it's so so i don't get i believe it or not i don't get tired i don't sleep a lot we will not we will not believe that. That's fine. Yeah. I really, I sleep like five hours a day. You're an insomniac, aren't you? I am. I go to bed at like, I'll go to bed at like between two and three. I get up between seven and eight. I mean, my Twitter history before this should show that like I am, this is true. But you're so bored.

There's nothing else to do. And it's like, and that those cots are so cozy. It's the same cots they use for surviving barstool so i would just like sit down and next thing i know i fell asleep i'm like fuck sometimes i didn't want to fall asleep because it made it harder to fall asleep at night and i still fell asleep yeah there was also a clip on name show on thursday that very funny they did a live check-in of you yeah and you were sitting on your bed with your baseball almanac and you got up and they were like oh he might be doing something and then you put the baseball

almanac to the side to take a nap and it was literally like a live check-in and it was so fucking funny um yeah i found i took a lot of like a lunchtime naps which i i yeah you were sleeping a lot yeah yeah i'm, I'm like, ah. Because my theory was I'll wake up when the lunch gets delivered. So I would take a nap, and then when I heard the lunch tray, it would wake me up. That way I wouldn't sleep for too long. That was the mentality, which is bizarre.

Yeah, that's probably why this part of the reason the stream got cut. All right, so what other questions? I tried to stay awake. I know. I thought I had more activities to do that would keep me more stimulated i didn't what any other questions from the chat tj and i wonder if dave's gonna join i don't know if he is how is dave mad at is dave mad at me uh probably not he had a blast with this whole song okay but uh i don't know if he's happy he says you didn't complete he's not on your side bullshit no one no one no one would believe that i did not see a person i did not i saw a uh the

beginning of a camera like a tiny bit of a camera and that told me oh shit that's why i go what time is it what time you probably heard that yeah and then i went immediately right back i did not see human being if i i mean not to be like the whole world might not believe me it sounds like some dude thank god but like i know for my soul i did not see a person for 100 hours i know that the um it was yeah it was thrilling i mean i it was it was crazy how much it divided everyone like people were very mad which is what you want to do is like a company is like get everyone passionate about something passionate about something care about something everyone became invested in this and pick their sides i i genuinely appreciate

anyone who who cared at all like that's crazy that's crazy to me i'm i'm i'm elated i'm so happy this became something that people cared about at all like you know however it took the road to get there i'm just happy people gave a shit at all like that's awesome yeah that's great what else yeah frank uh singing punishment yes oh yeah yeah so that was i think the the part like so and i agreed with dave throughout the whole thing that like yeah cut the stream it's gonna make it incredible on friday i think dave was frustrated because like the rice you explained the puzzle you didn't do unplugging the Frank speakers and sleeping. He was like, why are we like, let's,

let's unplug this and then we'll bring it back at the end and be like, you have been streaming to no one. You're probably right. I could only, I don't disagree with that notion at all. And Dave knows content, you know, content, you guys know content, you know, far more than I'll ever know. My mentality was I, I woke up three times. It seemed to be every hour.

I don't know if that was the case or not. But I'm like, I'm not going to get sleep. So I gave a warning. I'm like, all right, do it again. I'm unplugging it. I unplugged it, went to sleep, and then it was plugged back in. I don't know if Viv snuck in. Oh, shit.

I did not see him. That happened. Oh, that's a plot twist. I did not see anyone plug it in. All I know is snuck in oh shit i did not see him that happened oh that's a plot twist i did not see anyone plug it in uh all i know is the sound came back on again and i think i yelled i'm in a booby trap room don't make me kevin mccallister i'm gonna then i'm gonna turn against you guys like i'm gonna now uh fight that uh so uh and then i unplugged it again and i plugged it back in um yeah no i think you guys are probably right.

That would have been better for content, but honestly, I was just, I was just tired. I don't have, I don't have a good answer beyond that. Yeah. All right. Anything else, TJ? I mean, you're going to, next week you'll probably have more coherent answers because you'll be able to actually see what happened. Have you turned on your phone?

No, my phone is, I don't even have my phone on me. I had my... Oh, I gave my phone to Vibs, who I think he said he was going to put it in my briefcase, which is downstairs. So I don't even know what my phone is, honestly, right now.

Got it. I'm very curious to see how many text messages you have. Anything else, TJ, that we missed? Yes. Did you ask him about the extra 15 minutes or whatever? Are you aware that you spent an extra 12 minutes after the 100 hours?

No. Honestly, you could have told me it was 12.30 or 2.30. I had no concept of time at that point. None. I didn't know what time I woke up. Honestly, I had no idea anything was over. None. No idea.

Did my blogs get published? I don't know. I don't remember seeing them. They were handwritten blogs they were going to take photos of and post them. And they would have looked like a deranged maniac. Then certainly not. My handwriting is horrible. Certainly not.

I don't think so. Yeah, they did. Yeah, I think I wrote six blogs. Six blogs. I mean, either. Including one today. A five-pager today. However you spin it, two Fridays in a row, you've captivated the Barstool world.

Got to keep it going. What are we doing next Friday? What's next Friday? What's next Friday, Clemen? We have a freezer we could get in. Both Fridays are really because I'm inept. I'm inept at athletic ability, and I'm inept at – Oh, there they go.

Yeah, your blog's got posted. All right, good. All right, good. Only told them that. I wrote six oh man so no but yes i do think that that's exactly right clumber you're you're ineptness at the like the the beginning of the stream making it interesting then led to dave cutting it and then made it wildly interesting on friday i i was like this place is so crazy like just if you just show up like crazy shit can happen if you have an idea and you just show up to sing on Friday. I, I, like, this place is so crazy. Like, just, if you just show up,

like, crazy shit can happen. If you have an idea and you just show up, crazy shit can happen. I think the last two weeks have proven that. Like,

just, yeah, crazy shit can happen. Just, that's, that's, that's my takeaway from this. I love it.

I love it. I mean, I figured you'd have this reaction and I said that on Wednesday. You got that dog in you. So, okay. Well, is that it for Clemmer?

Yeah, Clemmer. Congratulations. Incredible performance. Thank you, guys. Yeah, live it up, embrace everything. We'll let you know if the wet wheel hits because you'd be on the wheel for that. All right.

I haven't. Yeah, that's fine. I'm kidding, Clemmer. You don't have to be on the wet wheel. Actually, no. I have four changes of clothes in my suitcase. I still can't believe you did jeans the whole time. That's fucking insane.

No, at night I would put on sweatpants. Oh, okay. All still can't believe you did jeans the whole time. That's fucking insane. I know. At night, I would put on sweatpants. Oh, okay. All right. Every day, he would get ready for work. That makes sense. That's right. How to get ready for work the next day.

You know, after sleeping for 11 hours, how to get ready for work. All right. Well, Clemmer, yeah. Hopefully, you get a better reaction from everyone in New York. And yeah, you are the talk of the internet. Oh, that's very, very kind. Thank you, guys. I'll see you guys hopefully soon.

All right. Good job, Clemmer. Crazy. You know what would have been great plus cause Clemmer to trend again would have been seeing how long he would have stayed in there, but the mountains of tears that Barsiak would have cried would have eventually flooded him. They're acting like this was torture.

Man took a vacation. Yeah, this is the only time i've disagreed with dave and that you got to just get him out it was over he didn't know it was over it's over but i think the whole thing has been incredible yeah yeah the whole story arc clemmer and he had kind of the exact reaction i thought he would have where he's like well i went viral at the end i would have been way worse if he had been like come out of 100 hours and been like I had a thousand people watching. That's it. That would have sucked.

He's a good mindset. Yeah. He's got a dog in him. Yeah. He's built for Barstool. He's the people's champ. Oh yeah. Yeah.

His rivalry with Dave is like now has like like storybooks. Oh yeah. Chapters. So funny. I love yeah. Chapters. So funny. I loved this week so much. It was so fucking fun. What else? Anything else we missed, DJ?

Any other questions? Not really, no. Okay. A lot of people watching. Yeah. Thank you, everyone who's watching. Please subscribe. We're going to have Nick, the famous rapper, back on Monday's show.

How'd that song go, Titus? Jacking off in the motherfucking gym. Jacking off in the motherfucking gym. Jacking off in the motherfucking gym. We got copyrighted for one of those songs. No way. The one that used a Fatboy beat or something? That beat got us pinged pretty fast. those songs no one is the one that used like a fat boy oh yeah or something that beat got us pinged pretty fast can i ask one question very funny if nick sued us i shouldn't

even i shouldn't even uh i shouldn't even i shouldn't even discuss this but i have a question for you guys the uh on wednesday when everything was going down and even on thursday friday people were uh saying i was being a middleman again. I feel like I was being very straightforward with I thought Dave was right the whole time. Did I skew from that? No, I think you were on that side, though. No, people just disagreed

with your stance. What is in a middleman? That's not a middleman. They just didn't like my side. Which I understand. I think the passion... I was talking to one guy Thursday. He tweeted me so many times. I just didn't like my side. Right. Which I understand. And I think the passion. I was talking to one guy Thursday. He tweeted me so many times. I just finally was like, I'm just going to DM him and explain what's going on. And he ended it was like, I just care.

And I was like, that's the whole point. I like that. You could disagree, but you care. That's awesome. Yeah. The only time I disagreed with Dave was that they should have let him out after 100 hours. Yeah. If that's mountains and tears, that's's fine what was the plan had we not cried i don't know there was no plan he still be so did we save clemmer yeah nobody was sitting there to do anything like let him go forever or

what it would have been that would actually or yeah like dan if you weren't here what do we do because like none of us have the power to call somebody and say, let him out. So I say, yeah, I think you say Clemmer. You saved his life, really? Yeah. OK. I mean, that was fucking. So I can't tell you how like Wednesday night I was just laughing my ass off being like

we have LinkedIn versus bills versus Clemmer hashtag war. And then when Dave trolled everyone saying he was putting it on pay-per-view, people just got so angry. There were a lot of layers to this one. This one's hard to explain. It was the full reality. This one was. Yeah, no, I tried to explain.

The Jerry hole-in-one was a little easier. Jerry's trying to hit a hole-in-one. My dad was like, okay. So late. I tried to explain to someone. It's impossible. It's hard, but it's... It was vintage.

The saga, though. Barstool getting people in. People are feeling passionate about an alien man stuck in a room in New York City. That's the beauty of the whole thing. We get a movie. A Danny Boyle drama about this. And now he's back to work.

That's crazy. Yeah, he said he was going to a rat race. That was a bit much. He said when he was going in that that was going to happen. He said, I have a- Yeah, he did tell us that Friday. I had a rat race meeting scheduled for right after I get out. We're going to do a rat.

I was talking to Clemmer last Friday. We're going to do a rat race in Chicago. I told him we got to figure that out. That would be very, very fun to do. Because that's a good like unique content thing that he created um okay anything else uh mincy tracker it's on my phone so at any point i could ping that it also has a play sound button so it can i can chirp his the tracker oh nice so if we just want to fuck with them or if we ever want to like call him to the yeah i can

call it like he's here. You should just tell him that we'll only use it when we need him on the app. Right. He was very I don't know about if concerned is the right word, interested in what we were doing with the information of knowing where he is. Nothing. Right. Well, also, he did put it immediately on his keys and he's going to lose those keys.

But then we're going to... He won't lose his keys. I'll know where they are. Then we'll be the heroes. Yeah. be like you left your keys in the fucking yeah you know uber yeah the other thing is the sponsored gauntlet got postponed so okay so when is that going to be i think next friday it's a friday thing so we'll know next friday we have a special episode right correct oh that's right yeah yeah we can talk about that because we're gonna be doing stuff for that during the week also. Oh, okay. So next Friday we're going to have a special taped episode.

We're playing video games but also doing some stunts. Mm-hmm. Huh. We've done a similar episode before. Yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be very, very good. So get excited for that. I've heard about some of the props that are being brought in for it.

It is going to be something yeah you sent a text and I saw it and I was like wait what? we can talk about it off air or on air I guess I don't know it's happening but yeah we'll

when we have the sponsored gauntlet we'll get everyone in the office I think that's what we should do TJ with the sponsored gauntlet anyone who's not done it let's get them on it. Yeah, there are people that have voiced that they want to do it. Yeah, so let's get everyone in. It's for everyone.

Yeah, the gauntlet's for everyone. It's like the chocolate football. It's for everyone. So we got to get everyone. So next week we'll do that. And then, yeah, okay. Good show. I also got one other item of housekeeping.

Not urgent or anything like that. This should be good. Yeah. Well, Nuts on Clark wants to make a Barstool brand popcorn. Oh, that was good. We can actually make our own popcorn, and they're going to sell it for March Madness. What are we thinking? Oh, yeah.

Wet. Yeah. Wet? Wet popcorn. Okay. What, a little chocolate maybe? Yeah, a little drizzle. A little drizzle of chocolate

A little drizzle Or do we go Or do we go Scorpion And we do like a hot sauce popcorn You ever do hot sauce and popcorn It's delicious Could easily work yeah

It's so good Brandon wouldn't like that one Not a hot sauce guy Regular popcorn But with just a mousetrap At the bottom of the bucket I would be down for that. Pretty good.

What do we do now that we don't have Clemmer to watch? Or not watch? I don't know. This company will think of something. I know that. It just feels like I, yeah, I'm going to. At the end of all these streams, I get a little bit nostalgic almost instantly. Someone else should step up and do something crazier.

Yeah. I think that fridge yeah if you were hey broker back off of your oh yeah off your instinct right now if you were trying to say if you're trying to build the how long can you last in the fridge challenge like what is the how many what what's the time that you're you're presenting to the people you're saying i'm gonna go to this fridge for an hour. That doesn't feel long enough. No, I think. I'm thinking like.

That feels too long. I think the way to do it. Yeah, I think a day. 24 hour challenge of the fridge. But I think the way you do it is you start fully, like you get like a coat, you get mittens, you get hat, you get everything, maybe a sleeping bag. But then you have to give something up every like couple hours yeah so it's like you and you have to strategically think like

do i give up my underwear do i give up my socks yeah yeah sleeping bag do i keep my coat so it's like yeah like the the last like hours you and just like a heavy coat with no underwear on like naked on the bottom because you could your legs don't bother you when they get cold. It's your upper body. 24 hours in the fridge. Yeah, it might happen. Who knows? Stay tuned.

Let's spin the wheel. Hmm. Oh, that's great. Fantastic way to go into the weekend all right please subscribe see everyone monday we got a big week planned next week have a great weekend everyone get your straws, yeah, style a tape for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

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