The Yak - Mackenzie Joins to Set the Stage for Her Dating Show | The Yak 1-7-25

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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People have seen but if you haven't seen Stanko our good friend passed away on Sunday. Mm-hmm He was part of this show we had a big day for him last spring. Really, really sad. The word I keep coming to is unfair because he was an awesome dude, great friend, co-worker, everything. He's 32 years old and he had just got married and to have cancer take his life, it's just really, really unfair and heartbreaking. And I, we had to at least address it. I know that we don't do serious stuff on this show, but, um, we love Stanko and we appreciate also, I want to say a couple of people I wanted to

shout out one is all the fans who, uh, I know when we did Stanko day, uh, the money we raised was, was really awesome. And he was super, super appreciative of that. And I know that it meant a lot to him. So thank you to all the fans of this show. And then everyone who, you know, reached out to him privately. I also want to say, like everyone had his back and everyone, you know, tried to make it is, I think he felt very loved in the end. So I'm happy for that. is like everyone had his back and everyone tried to make it is I think he felt very loved in the end. So I'm happy for that. And I barstool is a weird world and we fight and we have weird stuff happen.

But there's bigger things and, and, and it's kind of a perspective moment where his death puts into perspective that you know, the important things are your family, your friends, your health. And yeah, just really sad, really unfair. Maybe the saddest thing that can happen in life. Yeah. And now his support system needs a support system. Yeah. Because they've been through hell and they're going through hell. So yeah. And I know people will want to help any way they can I we don't have anything set up yet When we do I obviously will tell everyone and will whatever that looks like

We will we'll make sure everyone knows But yeah, really really unfair and really really sad and I'm just thinking about his family and his wife Yeah, and all his Friends outside of work and yeah, sucks a lot. Yeah, I said on the rundown, check out stankostance.com. It's a great way to hear his voice and see his personality and just keep, you know, it's a cool way to see how awesome of a guy he was. Yeah. Yeah.

A lot of writing there, whether it's movie reviews or is recaps during yeah cancer, which are just really powerful Yeah, and he was able to put that into words It's just the saddest thing in the world Yeah And it actually like it's a it would be a cool thing if that website if you use that website And you you know I use it for movie reviews like hey, I needed what I want to watch a new movie Here's a movie. I've never watched what did stanko great it. Yeah, I want to watch a new movie. Here's a movie I've never watched. What did Stanko grade it? Yeah, I think he has thousands.

So many. That is kind of a cool. He's a beast. To keep using that website. Yeah. Yeah, really, really sad. And I don't really know if there's anything else to say other than we're all very sad about it.

And I know our fans, I was just thinking, I was laughing about, when mincy ran the 10k He ran the whole time the whole time We had him get wet and he biked home, and he broke his arm because yeah, that's right Rone started the rumor that he was cooking the gambling house with with just an apron why did we believe? But stanko never really refuted That was the funniest part that had that dry sense of humor Anyone else would have been like

Fuck you! No I didn't! Yeah, Rone came down one day and stanko was just there with an apron, no clothes on cooking eggs for everyone in the gambling house But yeah, we'll let everyone know we'll keep everyone updated on what comes

of you know, whether it be a fund or something. I don't know what it's going to look like. I know he was very he like even the the stanko day he was super, super appreciative. But he also understand he said to me is like a lot of people don't have anything like I have a good support system. So even at the end, he was kind of selfless, which is says a lot about him as the character Okay, should we transit? What do we transition to? See this big pair of scissors, oh yeah big scissors, what's that for look how big these scissors are We're doing a ribbon cutting today. That's fine. We can do that later, but did you want to cut it? You got chicken in your throat brother. I don't have chicken in my throat

Yeah, you do I didn't even have chicken skin all up in up in your chicken. What was the last time you had it? These have you gargled since you've had the last chicken. I had a little chicken There's so much chicken in this chicken in my throat These scissors those are awesome so I can conceive of scissors that size, but if they were a hundred times bigger than that Oh, there's no scissors a hundred times bigger than oh, yeah, I think Casey does Casey, Illinois. Mr. Beast has That is how wealth should be like you just have giant shit giant regular shit and poor people should have tiny shit Shit giant regular shit and poor people should have tiny shit You're naked because your clothes are just this big

Yeah, yeah that But that's not a hundred times no, but that's still pretty cool Those are big scissors Big-ass scissors. Yeah. Yeah, we do have a ribbon cutting There's really no other use for scissors that large than cutting ribbons, huh? circumcising me There's really no so you buy those for one reason. We came up with big scissors and we came up with big checks for presentation. Big checks rock.

But you don't cash a big check. Are scissors the number one thing when a child holds it, you have to immediately be like, don't run with those? Well, before the show started, Nick was like, Kyle, how fast can you run with those? Yeah, I'm kind of curious. We should do scissor race It's the number one thing that parents like oh that will hurt someone I'm even worried about Brandon holding them right now No, I'm fine. How sharp are they Brandon are they are they cut the prep sheet legitimate scissors? Yeah, let's see if it can cut your hair Brandon These are scissors.

Did your parents tell you not to run with a lollipop in your mouth? Yeah. My parents didn't tell me not to run with anything. I think they encouraged me to run more with anything. My parents would take away my lollipop when the stick started to show on the candy, so I wouldn't swallow the candy. My dad gave me a gun at three. You got a gun?

Did you ever get a big scissors? Just jog with this pistol. Run to the liquor store. The scissors are big but the ribbon you cut is the same size. Yes, well they're kind of big ribbons. These are pretty awesome scissors. They're legitimate scissors. Just really big. We got to cut something. Yeah, as long as you get a haircut. Big scissors was my rugby nickname. Yeah, that's right. College. That's right.

What should we cut? We'll cut a basketball. We can't cut a basketball. You don't think so? We have a ton of them. Soccer ball, man. I think you could cut a basketball. You physically can't cut a basketball?

I don't know. Here, you take the scissors. I don't want the scissors. I don't want the scissors either. Oh, cut this snowman's leg off. Should we see? Where? Seems like it could be a good one.

Oh, yeah. That would be a good one. What'd the snowman do? He's got, uh, those skinny legs. I don't know. He's kind of cute. Yeah, he's got his leg off. Yeah.

Snowmen aren't even supposed to have legs, so. Wow. Bring me the snowman. Get the snowman. Bicect his legs. He's got it. Bring me the snowman. Get the snowman. Bisect his legs. He's got it, I'll tell you now. I'm feeling he's got a metal leg.

What about this NC State jacket? No, that's Quigs. Quigs is for me. It's not happening. It's a wire. Oh, it's a wire. I can't cut it. But that's also going to be a wire.

Yeah, it's going to also be a wire. Throw him at the broken TV oh Scissors suck oh no For those listening on the podcast it's not working. Yeah, he's cutting of snowman oh Why don't we cut the thing that we have the scissors for? Should we just do it, TJ? Yeah, do the app. All right. So. This is exciting.

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That's a sick hat. That's good. Brandon? We're going to fuck around and get shredded? Yeah. Yeah. We got a Golf Pro and a Kim. And then we're going to do a tanning shredded. Yeah. Yeah, we got a we got a golf pro and yeah him and then we're gonna do a tanning week Yeah, yeah, that's that's separate. Yeah, did y'all come up with a plan to improve us this year. Mm-hmm

You got us off road. You've got us a gym. Yeah, where'd you ten week? All right, guess we're all I mean ten weeks gonna rock you guys all are in for ten. We all look yeah Yeah, but are we gonna? They're assumed there's gonna be varying levels of tan. Somebody will get a little, somebody's gonna get a whole lot. No, I want us all looking like Jersey Shore. I want that. All do the same.

There was a ad. I want to be orange, really. There was an ad that Danny and I did for Roeback for the Yak where we were playing wavelength. And I don't know if it was the lighting, but my face, I look like a Jabberwock. Yeah, right. It was shockingly white. Yeah, we all just look like a Jabberwock. Yeah, right. It was shockingly white.

Yeah, we all just look like ghouls. Yeah. All right, go cut it. Well, there's no ribbon. Don't we all have to go? Is there a ribbon? There's nothing to cut. What?

Need three people to go. All right. There is a ribbon that's on the ground we gotta hold up. Oh, Steven, get out there. Brandon, get out there. And Nick. Nick, get out there.

There's gonna be a line for that Stairmaster. I think it's gonna be the most popular. We're all going to get fat asses. It's going to be awesome. This is actually really awesome. It's awesome. Yeah, it's so nice. Let's go.

Woo! Yeah. You have to say something. You have to say something. What? You have to say something. You have to say something. Talk about your fitness goals. Your fitness goals. You have three best athletes.

That's not. That joke landed, dude. Are you ready yeah all right uh thank you Planet Fitness Kind of a... Kind of a shitty speech. Yeah, it could have been a better speech. Great gym, not a great speech. Oh, he's doing it again.

Shout out Planet Fitness. Oh. Much better. No, I don't know about that. Shout out. Try to sound like a... Oh, he's going again, he's going again. Well, maybe I'll get it this time.

Doing a couple reps. Let's go, Ben. Yeah! I just want to see if he can do it. Other side, other side, other side. Turn around, other side. Oh, no. Speech.

You gotta say something. There's no excuses for our lazy asses that are not getting shaped in that right now. Thanks to Planet Fitness, appreciate their sponsorship. Let's make it a good 20-25. Yeah! I wanna give one, I'm gonna give one. Yeah. Speech.

One more go! One more go! To honor, if you can't, no just kidding. There we go. We're gonna get ripped. There we go. Wow. That stair machine, man. Yep. Brandon.

Brandon, you don't take the stairs. I know, I know, that's what I'm saying. You need an elevator machine. Elevator machine. We have stairs in this office you could have been using. But you don't use them. That's to get places. That's not to make yourself look better. What do you think, Brandon?

I thought you were fired over. I thought you were fired over. You're going to use it? I said thank you Planet Fitness. And then you said shout out. Which one's better? Both sucked. Damn it.

You like fitness, don't you, Brandon? I do like fitness. I think we should all take Do you like planet yeah planet fitness I like planet to you like planet yeah Yeah, did mincy say 2045 he did he did what? Have a great 2045. Oh, we did. Oh, we did He stumbled on the words, but I don't know those were letters or numbers What? He said, let's have a great 2045. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. I'm almost certain. I think he did. He stumbled on the words, but I don't know.

Those were letters. They're numbers. Oh, yeah. Look at the meatheads already. Chef Donnie's been wearing that thing out already. Yeah. He's been here. What if we did a body part wheel, where that's

the only body part we're allowed to see? Like one giant left arm or one really big calf. That would be crazy. I'm that. You have like one giant left arm. Oh god damn. Or one really big calf. That would be crazy. I'm gonna get jacked. The best time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. Oh. Don't wait until you can't move anymore. That's true.

Wow. Take care of your legs. Be the wolf. Rudy's gonna get the fattest ass, isn't he? Yeah. God damn. Yeah, really, just. Shout out like that. Just. That's Timothy. Shall we made it like 10 times in his

uh like Nard War interview. So it's it's cool again. Shout out. PFT is just wearing pajamas. Yeah. Jumpsuit January has become pajama. He's just wearing pajamas every day. Where does he even get adult onesies? I found a place. Does he need that support? No. But it's good to have a spotter. For steps. Yeah, I think I might just start walking on the treadmill. Yeah?

For walks? Oh yeah. That's what I did. That's going to make a lot more sense than what I do every day. TJ, tell them, it's such a no-brainer, the incline walk. Incline walk an hour? Do you sweat? so it's fun? Yeah, but so easy how much of an effort is so low and the reward is so high exactly. It's It's if you're just trying to lose weight and look thinner. That's the move. That's the move man

I'm gonna try to start walking a mile every day Brandon shoes whoa and it's you Brandon how does this impact your morning walks you think? to start walking a mile every day. Branded shoes. Whoa. Branded shoes. Brandon, how does this impact your morning walks, you think? Oh, well, I think I will do it on the treadmill now. Yeah, and I think I will. That's not as interesting for a bus. It isn't, but it'll be a lot.

When I'm walking back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, I guess it does get a little, like you're walking 30, 50 feet and then you're turning. We also could watch something. Yeah, good. Yeah. The um, I wish you guys were here in the morning when Brandon wakes up for his nap. He is just grumpy cat. I'm not grumpy. It's just your face. Like you're hair all mess office. I was meeting with someone this morning and you had like your shoes in your hands and you look like, no, I was coming. I wasn't grumpy at that point. I can't always come and talk to you You were you were busy, and I just turned around did you wake up erect? No, I didn't wake up erect damn it

Didn't wake up a right. I promise you tomorrow if I wake up erect. I'll come straight to your office Okay, no done. I'll handle that No problem. I know my way up around a boner. I said handle that. No problem. I know my way around a boner. I told myself, I told myself, yesterday I got here at six. I got some experience with a boner. I got here at six and I went straight through,

I just worked out. I had two workouts yesterday. Yesterday I was exactly who I want to be. And I said, I'm not gonna sleep anymore in the mornings, it's just not. And when I got here this morning, I'm like, well, if I just sleep an hour, and I get up at 6.30, if I get up at 7.30,

I can still get my workout in before mostly and be fine. And I woke up at 9 o'clock, or 8.30. You're not a caffeine guy, are you? No. That's what I did. I didn't take my caffeine shot. That's why it went wrong. I worked out last night.

Oh, look at the bros. Then I got. They're just hanging out now. The bros are hanging out. Yeah, the goal for the gauntlet for people asking is just, we could put it like one foot forward and then there's... Yeah, we'll be fine. Those racks are pretty flush against the wall.

Did I tell you guys I got a hot tub? Oh no. No. Pretty sick. That's the best. Why didn't you tell us? I don't know. When did you get it, for Christmas?

It was like two weeks ago. Let's quake it. We can. I went in last night. It was so cold out. It was awesome. Oh, in the cold. That's got to be the best time to do it, right?

The best. When it's freezing outside. Yeah. And did you do that little scamper in the house? Yeah, a little scamper. Yeah. It was a little scamper. Yeah.

Yeah, I got a hot tub. It's pretty sick. It's awesome. Yeah. It's a milestone. It's very exciting. I've always wanted one. Brandon's Country Club doesn't even have a hot tub. That's true. They don't have a bathroom.

Actually, not true. They have the hottest of tubs. No, they don't. The hottest tub in Wisconsin. Hot tub wars? Illinois. Or Iowa. Who knows where it is?

The Midwest. Somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be tubbing. That's a solid, amazing two minutes. I was in there for like 20. You could stay for 20's a solid amazing two minutes. I Was in there for like 20 or you could stay for 20, but the first two. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right Yeah, the first two is great. Yeah use the Jets. Yeah. Oh, yeah, just sit right everyone. Oh, yeah Are you figuring out a TV situation you go? No TVs? Oh, I gotta figure it so it faces just a brick wall

Yeah, I'm just like, this should be a TV. Problem is I'm a little maxed out on TVs in terms of asking for another one. I guess I could just get it, but I also don't know how to install a TV on a brick wall. Asking for another one? I have too many. How many do you have?

TV reveal. Oh, do you have more than 13? No way. I'm gonna say he has Five and eight. Yeah, what's the number that makes makes you go? Wow? That's a lot of TVs Well, are you counting for every room in the house like anything over one hand to think yeah, all right I think it's normal for sports guys to have like three in their living room 14. I have 14 Kyle great max out on TV. Alright, let's walk me through the TV situation. Yeah, there's a lot of rooms. Your main sports watching, you got five there? Basement five. Okay, that's five. You have a living room

TV by itself? That's one. How are the five distributed? Line? Big one in the middle, two small ones on each side. Alright. Okay. So we're at six. You have a bedroom TV. Bedroom TV. Seven. Does each kid have their own bedroom TV? No. Oh, you might have kids. No bedrooms and kids rooms?

No TVs and kids rooms. So we're at seven. So we have a bathroom TV somewhere. No, across the hall from the bedroom is another TV room on the second floor that has three. So that gets us to 10. We're still four short. Gym TV.

Wait, how are we at ten? What we attend for? No five six seven Ten eight nine ten should I have sixteen? Jim I four Jim you have four yeah, it's a four. It's a Well, no, it's four one. How many in your wine cellar? No wine cellar. Two in my office. Garage? No garage. You have two in your

office? Two in my office. What's the two in the office for? I mean I know why you have a TV. Late at night and then I have two TVs. Your tennis court? Your tennis court? The tennis court is just one big television. The ground is one big TV. I'm kind of maxed out on TV for stable Dan I'm just gonna go ahead and say it I don't live at your house but if you've got 16 TVs a 17 for the hot tub ain't gonna be a problem 16 to 17 ain't nothing well there's already a 17 hands on the sakes so it actually be the 18th where how many TV's it's a lot of you're playing coy now no 17 is gonna go on the roof deck and then

I have the perfect solution for you. Oh my god. I had this setup So it's for the master bathroom right with the hot tub. I assume no the hot tub side. Oh hot tub's outside Oh, yeah, it's hot. We're gonna set up a series of That would be awesome I put a hot tub in my if I just had a gym bathroom We had a hot tub in my old house in the master bathroom, but it's attached. That's not a hot tub It was a jet tub. It was a jet. It's not a hot tub. That's a tub. Okay He's talking about standalone hot tub that is there to be a hot tub I want to know about your setup there, Jay

But we had a splitter going to the wall because it is hard to install like cable boxes and tile walls right a splitter from the Bedroom so you could theoretically my wife and I could be in two separate rooms bet in the bathtub or hot tub Whatever or in the bedroom watching the same show same time, but you can't watch different shows You can if you change the inputs Got it So if that was not a solution by the way different shows You can if you change the inputs Got it So if that was not a solution by the way I was gonna say that was your situation day

And that would have been a solution well I thought it was in if it was in the master bathroom though I spent enough time in my bathroom just sitting on the toilet I don't need a TV in there I feel like I just spent even more time Yeah, you what's not worried about with the hot tub you get a TV out there. You might just be spending hours That's why I'm You get a TV out there. You might just be spending hours But let's stop being silly what need a TV what about yeah, but every time you go there You're gonna be like damn. I wish cuz it's literally staring at a brick wall. So a TV on a brick wall looks awesome It does TV critics are like the steak guys of

Technological masculine. What do you mean? Like they they get like steak guys when you like show a picture of your TV. Oh, yeah. Hypercritical. I don't give a fuck about how my TV is set up. I just want to be able to watch every game. Too big, too small, too high. Don't always sell.

It's always four-tension. Oh, wires, cords. Too high. Mine aren't fancy. Chief got dragged last year for his too small TV. Well, that one was crazy. Show that picture, he was so far away from his TV. Yeah it was a block away from his couch. Yeah college basketball season is actually when the TVs get real. You know what could be a work around especially for the brick wall? Projector. Ooh. Not a bad idea. Is that

trashy now? I think outdoors are nice. Yeah, because they're like 4K projection. They're really nice. So people across the lake from me in the summer will put a screen out right by the lake and project onto it. And I'm jealous every fucking time. You got to do that. It's not that expensive. TVs are the only thing in life.

And my TV is not too high. That's crazy. How do you not have a couch in front of it, too? Sitting on, like, a side couch. 400 feet. But where would you put it on that specific wall? I'd put it there, but I'd put the couch closer. Well, that wall is also begging for a TV.

Yeah. Or maybe hang it lower on the TV. So is there anything else like this in technology, in life, where TVs have gotten significantly cheaper? No, they cost nothing. They're the cheapest thing. Why are cars so expensive and TVs are so cheap?

Why is beef jerky so expensive? The only thing that went opposite. Yeah. What else? Uh... I think it's only TVs. Yeah. I can't think of anything. Shoes went up. Everything went up. Everything went up. I think my brain is still stuck in expensive

TV land because we keep talking about getting a new one, but I'm like, it's such a big deal. No, you go get a $300. So like the TV, the two TVs in my office are probably like $200 each. Yeah, like we're not expensive laptops. Are they cheaper? I haven't bought a laptop Still there's iPhones I'm about Everything's plenty. No play tickets. But what we're playing it's like in the 70s I feel like they were cheaper somehow and how did TVs get my only thing is cheaper I would have assumed by now plane tickets would be like 50 bucks I think because I thought we was guys like me we I just use my phone for everything I think back in the day TVs they were gigantic productions with a lot

of parts and a lot of everything and now they're not that. Yeah. Now they're a tube and a thing and a card inside. A thing and a card. A thing and a card. He's right about the card. A screen and a card. You think it's you think you're suppressing TV. I think more people use their smartphone to consume media. Yeah. We're at every movie you watched last year was on your I know I guess that's weird. Remember I bought you that thing. You did. And I've been I've been loving it. You never really loving. What is it? What is it? Thank you for that on a more regular base. What is it again? It's the thing that I used to watch TV. Yeah, how does it work?

It's like the 16 by 3. It has like, it takes the 2 Ds and the As. I think it's just a neck pillow with the Y. It was literally a neck pillow with the Y. I was talking about the specs. Yeah, I thought I really hit something on that. Gift giving for adults is about the The the principle yeah, mm-hmm. It's like thank you so much. You thought of me. Yeah

Yeah, I mean your birthday's coming up remember last year I wanted you all out That was too much and I it was Was I got you like three pairs of shoes. You did. Yeah. I'm gonna have to do that again. What am I gonna do this year? Four pairs of shoes? Yeah. Well, I'm gonna have to go crazy this year. I'm gonna have to go crazy. All right, let's talk about Lucy. Lucy is the obvious choice for the true nicotine pouch connoisseurs. That's why they are the official nicotine pouch partner of Barstool Sports. Lucy pouches go up to 12mg in strength and have a unique shape that feels great. Lucy breakers are the only pouches with a hydration capsule inside.

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And yesterday? No. I started beta blockers. Oh, you're on beta blockers. A little bit. I don't think I love them. Why? Instead, I want to be like firing on all cylinders,

but I'm a little bit too chilled out and fatigued. Yeah. So I feel like Calypso. Calypso? From Bluey. Oh yeah. Creamed corn. Yeah. Why do you know Bluey? I watch clips. Good show. Just clips. I don't watch the full of them. You know what's very funny? Minions. Recaps. Minions? They're a laugh. Are they funny? Minions, they make them so adults can laugh too. Is it like modern day Shrek? Because Shrek's funny. Yeah.

I've never seen Shrek. Shrek's hilarious. What's an example of a funny minion situation? Yeah, what are they? Never seen Shrek. Never seen Shrek? No. Not surprised. Never sat down and watched it. Not surprised. I've not.

Minions, what is funny? What do they do? They're funny. There's a very good short. Very, very good short. The Lego movies are funny too, which I don't know if you're making them anymore, but they're funny. Do the minions talk?

They just do that laugh. They have their own language. You know, changed everything. Pixar changed everything when they made every movie for kids but also kept enough laughs in there for adults. Yeah. Like you can watch any Pixar. They didn't like it used to be. Oh Brandon I took a movie recommendation of yours I watched the Sonic movies. They're good. Yeah. Oh I saw it Rizler saw it. They are. Oh he said it was the best movies of all time. They are. He wanted to give a hug to ever made it the all-time way better than they have any right-to-be movies

Really I had to take my kids to them and I was I was dreading going to sign the hedgehog when I took my kids I guess four years ago the first time and it was fantastic change that how you say that by the way You got to take your kids to what I say I had to take my kids No, I I got to take my kids out No, I got to take my kids out, but I had to take them to Sonic the Hedgehog. That's the way I was looking at it. Your kids had to bring you. That's a moment, that's a core memory.

Right. And you're saying, oh, I had. Oh, I planned my whole year around the Sonic movies coming out. My kid now is ready to go see Sonic 4. Which one's out right now? Sonic 3. They're going to put out a 4?

They're gonna see it Saturday. The post-credit scene had a, Let's see it too. credit scene had a you know would my kids like it yeah for sure they'd like it is Jim carrying all of them yeah yeah scary he's great I got a one kid this kind of a pussy I wouldn't call it scary but but for a little kid it might be my wife gets mad because I say that out loud but he's a pussy pussy. Sometimes with him in the room, I'll just, I'll spell it out.

You'll say. He's being a little bit of a P-U-S-S-Y. How old is he? Five. Yeah, that's the age you know. Yeah. My youngest is a doggo. Fucking dog.

He's a dog. What would you rather have, an extrovert or an introvert kid boy? Yeah Take extra for it. I have I have one of both. Yeah, I think extrovert You don't want them to yeah unless they're like brilliant I Mean I'm who at the end of day who cares those are in his pros and doesn't really matter I have one, you know, you ever been somebody's house and they have a cat but you've never seen the cat because as soon as a company comes over it disappears? I have a kid like

that. I love that. I have a kid that just will just hide when people are over. He's an outdoor kid though, right? That's KB. Yeah. Oh, the worst was being like upstairs in your room and there was company over and you had to finally walk down. The walk down was horrible. All the attention was on you. you finally walked down the walk down was horrible

Look who came down Or having to do the the like sit at the adult table for dinner. I can I leave now Kyle's got a lot to say How's school? How school is the worst question? Oh No, you can be like good Yeah, just never you're not supposed to you're not supposed to say that any girlfriend and you got a girlfriend You got a little girlfriend. No, no, no, I don't I don't ask my kids how school was No, cuz it's a loaded question they got all like you got to ask a pointed question like hey Did you who'd you play with today? Okay? Yeah, I open-ended. Yeah, yes

No, yeah, how school is like you're just always gonna get fine good. Mm-hmm I asked Tommy how school and I allow him to lie to me. Yeah, I'm gonna find out what he fucking did I want him to Introduce what was your interpretation of school Tommy? Yeah To get in trouble? We're on about a two month streak of him being okay. Let's go. He's been okay but we had, October was rough.

Is he goofing or is he like, you think he's like seriously malcontent? There's some goofing that is interpreted as malcontentry but he's mostly goofing. How's detention work? Does he stay after school or do you have to go before? He's had to do both before. He's had to do both. He's doing okay though. He's doing better now.

Were any of you detention kids? I can't see. I was a detention and in school suspension kid. ISS, that was serious. What'd you do? I was just a shithead. Just a shithead. I was not a detention. I got sent to the office for a lot. I was serious. What'd you do? I was just a shithead. Just a shithead. I was not a detent.

I got sent to the office of law. I was good. I was a really, really good boy. I got detention on my last day of high school. What? You know how the seniors, I don't know if you guys did, the seniors get out early and don't have to come the last couple days of school?

That's what we did. And at 12.30 on this particular day, school goes to 3 o'clock. But at 12.30, the seniors could all leave leave and that was their last day and they're gone forever and I'm walking down the hall and I I say I'm getting the fuck out of here and Miss Petrie the English teacher heard me and came out of her came out of her class English miss Petrie should have been science Petrie came out and she said Brandon Walker come here and she she gave me detention on the last day of your

Senior year like no. Yeah. No, I Should have been like that Wait actually had to sit well, no, did they say me the principal's office done graduation yet? Oh cuz that's Promin graduation held over your head like oh, yeah have to do is walk. I love that woman. I've seen her 50 times since graduation. We always talk about it. She apologized or anything? No, she said, well, you just shouldn't have done that.

And you know that. You can't talk like that. Good woman. Good people. The Peetras are good people. We had detentions accompanied every fine we got. All boys Catholic high school. So if you got a dress code, then you have to automatically serve detention.

Wow. And they would have a fine for anything. Like someone could, remember gleeking? Yeah. What was gleeking again? It was like spraying your spit on someone. Yeah, you have like a gland in back, but they'd be like, uh, spitting fine. It would never just be detention.

And you'd look, like spitting fine's actually a thing here. Well spitting on another person should absolutely be a problem. That's detention. It's not spitting, it's gleeking. That's spitting. What is gleeking? It's like when you yawn and spit shoots out. You ever accidentally spree your dentist right in the face

by accident? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like peeling an orange when juices fly. You can control that? Yeah, there's a clan. It feels crazy, too, when it happens. There's like a terrible tickle. It's only happened to me a couple of times in life, but it's notable no no we're talking about leaking not queefing yeah

You've let some rip is that That real yeah That's something we always joke about, but. Queef eliminators. Queef eliminators. Wait, what are they exactly? They're just so far out of the vagina? Yeah. I won't say if it's real or not,

but I will say it's embarrassing. You went to Wisconsin for four years. Yeah. Never? Queefing? Queefs? You've never experienced one? A queef? No.

In your year shot? No. I don't even think I've ever seen one in a video. Is that a big 10 thing I have a terrible time in college. That's a big 10 Madison the queefing capital of the would be even queef Can you actually write that? Madison would become any college any conference you'd be like the big ten would be the queef we lead the way oh yeah 100% yeah, I don't think that's a nice cold winter. Yeah, Minnesota

A Vart tampons can is that just absorb the sound any fart do you think do you think? Wisconsin would would lead the league in or would be like a Minnesota or like a Purdue Wisconsin would lead the league in, or would be like a Minnesota or like a Purdue? Purdue, Purdue, Purdue. Iowa's a big queef school. A cheese-induced queef? Yeah. Oh.

Oh, the curves went right to my puss. Oh, good. CIQ, dude. Oh. Culver's goes right to your puss. Oh. If, I mean, if the Big 10 is the queef capital then the match and has to be in the Mac Mac and the action is definitely the Mac is a

squirt conference bowling green squirts yes bowling green squirts for sure I'm trying to poke holes in this they're both correct yeah right I would picture warmer climates as more queef friendly. So wait, what would the SEC be? So queefs are Big Ten, squirting is Maxxion. SEC's too. Well, I mean, I think the SEC queefs a little faster. The Big Ten has more volume to it.

Yeah, it rumbles. It's like thunder. The SEC has more humid. More humid. Beefy queef, yeah. Big Ten, we grow our grass out a little bit a little slower more physical we play more physical It's big boy queef you get in the trenches

The queefs are just different the SEC I Should have a smell it shouldn't hmm. Can you just earn a Queue from a fart Kate? Do you think if you lined up a bunch of women and said you know? Oh, that's a great game house five of my five five of you Blindfold I Swear to God there are women that can actually like make themselves queef they can be like oh Let's all close our eyes and TJ somebody who love one or two we have to get Brandi you want to host those fly out Jeff Dela

Can you find a queef for a fart there are people who can definitely do it on command though There's a lady who blows bubbles. Oh How does bubbles yes, I've seen the ping-pongs this is more impressive what's the ping-pongs No, it's like an armpit fart got it wait That's not like Velcro I've seen the water. No, it's like an armpit fart Got it. Wait. Oh That's not like Velcro That's an SEC that might be a song about That's a far that's a fart or

Queef right there That's heart as far as dogs that's That was a queef. That was a queef? No. Wait, play that one again. That was a queef. That's a queef. That's a part. That's a queef. Oh! That was... That was poop. That's someone shitting rocks.

Someone ate a lot of rocks. That was the queef. That's someone shitting rocks. Someone ate a lot of rocks. That was the queef. That was a sorority queef. That was very... Brandon? Any input, brother? Oh, that's a UCLA queef. Technically Big Ten, but... Oh, that's a UCLA queef technically big ten but Brandon there is southern culture doesn't even acknowledge queefs. I'm having trouble. I don't think yet. There's no word

Is that the queef TJ? This is a YouTube video called funny queef sex fart by sharty fart and the four funny TJ comment comment who listened to this in 2025. Oh shit. Sharty fart and the four funny farts. Why are they named like a doo-wop band? Outside of a barber shop. Pussy fart. Oh jeez. outside of a barber shop.

Pussy fart. Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I don't know if I want to. Do we want to watch this? I don't want to face to the queef. No. Wait, did she do it with her mouth though? Then I do want to watch it. Hey, TJ, did you see Zuckerberg said that Instagram, they're like no, are we gonna be able to puke on Instagram again?

Oh. Case race. I didn't see that. Yeah he did. Zuckerberg, why is Zuckerberg, why, why does he look like this? He's leveling up. But it's weird. He's getting better at speaking, at like coming across as a cool human.

He wears a chain and he like- He's doing Muay Thai or something right? Yeah. He's like winning. Fucking sports team, dude. Why isn't he ever? Why isn't he ever like rumored for Bezos gets rumored by sports teams, Zuck? Yeah, it feels like he's not old enough. He's in the market to do that. Yeah, not do that. He's an NFL team. But like, what is to do that. Yeah, do not do that. He's But like what is the chances that you have a good NFL team like one and 15%

One and 32, would you want to be the owner of a 7 and 9 team? Yeah. Okay. I'd want to Be awesome. Well, you'd have to go to every game and like in that suite and when that's true you would not be able to watch all the games people will be chanting sell the team people don't like you it's gonna be mostly who's the who handle a sell the team champ what owner has had not great success on the field on the court or whatever and the fans aren't necessarily calling for their head is there a guy that's like our teams Donald's or not the Donald sir who replaced Donald Sterling the ball ball bomber yeah see the answer he built a new stadium he did the whole thing where it's like the Clippers guy

you can just spend a lot of money in free agency or build a new stadium and everyone be like all right he's not that bad yeah buys you time who's a Pacers owner don't the Seahawks love their owner Simon's were the mall people the Simons I don't know mall people? The Simons? I don't know. I don't know who owns the Pacers. I don't know. I don't know my owners like I used to.

I used to name every owner. I don't know if I can name 15 owners right now. You can name 15 owners. I don't think I could. Is there a Sporkle with name owners? I can name a lot of owners in the NFL. Could you name half the owners in the NFL? Yeah.

Alright, here we go. Alright, I'll start. I got you. Hold on. Spork NFL? Yeah. All right. Here we go. I'll start. I got you. Hold on. Let's go. It's not sparkles up. I know you're itching. Oh, I don't know. Is there one TJ? There's certainly got to be NFL owner. I got. All right. You want me go? Well, hold on. We're going to give you the team. All right. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. I'm going to Arizona. Oh, fuck. Bidwell. Does he still own it oh he does it all right all right Balkans is is Arthur blank Ravens is Bishadi BIS CI O TTI bills is Pagula don't know Panthers is that fucking dude all the guy with the hat to Tepper yeah bears is McCasky. This might be dated.

This is old. This is old. There's a C in McCasky, not a K. All right, just count. I'll go with it. I got it up. You can just tell me. EY.

So I'll go down this. You got them all right. Yeah. Panthers is Tepper. McCasky. Bengals is Brown. Browns is Haslam. Yeah.

Cowboys is Jerry Jones. Broncos is the Waltons. The Lions are the Fords, Packers are the fans or whatever. The Packers. Losers. Texans, I don't have Texans. Colts is Ursay, Jaguars is Khan, Chiefs is Hunt, Dolphins is Ross, Vikings is Wylf,

Patriots is Craft, Saints is Loomis. LoO. 2 O's. Giants is Mara. Jets is Johnson. Raiders is Davis. Eagles is Lurie. Oh wow. Steelers is Rooney. Chargers is... Oh fuck, I know them. Still pretty fucking impressive. Yeah. 49ers is de Barlow. Still? Yeah, I think so. De Bartolo.

Bartolo. Seahawks is, I don't know who the Seahawks are now, because it was Microsoft. What's his name? It still is, huh? Paul Allen? Paul Allen. Is it still the Allen family?

Yeah. Rams is the fucking guy who owns the West Cronk The fucking guy was Cronkite Cronkite. Yeah Bucks is Glazer Titans is Adams Redskins is Yeah, what's the name Harris? I? Don't know almost certainly you got the Cardinals Josh Harris. I did not get the Cardinals This is a bit of a big well had to sell. It is Bidwell. Is he still? According to Wikipedia. Oh, it is Bidwell. Oh, Benson. Mickey Loomis was the GM. No, this is old. This is old. Oh, yeah. No, the Spanos family still owns the Chargers. Just Dan Snyder is on the Redskins. This is old. It's at St. Louis Rams. But I was like 27. That was impressive.

I could not have done that. I could never do the... NFL is the one I'm going to get the most of. NBA I might get three. NBA you get more than three. Yeah, I don't know. Ballmer. Ballmer, Buss family, Matt Ishbia. Yep. Dan Gilbert. Is he still on the Cavs? Oh, there you go.

Fucking... Motherfucking... He's a son Gilbert is he still on the guess oh yeah fucking Huh motherfucking Reinsdorf Reinsdorf yeah, Dan already said that one though, so Gilbert Gilbert Dolan Dolan Yep, uh fucking Who owns the house back or what I'll run for the Celtics wake grow spec yeah Josh Harris six. Dolan? For the Celtics. Wicc Grosbeck. Yeah.

Josh Harris for the Sixers. Josh Harris. I wanna say Dolan. This is fun stuff we're doing. Yeah, good stuff. Oh, Yankees. Oh yeah, we can, oh. Notable team owners. Oh.

Steinbrenner, Kraft, Jones. These are easy. Who owns the Mavericks now? Fertitas? It's gonna be Cuban though. Yeah. Because this is an old one or say Dolan Probably Snyder typing up a fucking storm right now us Jordan

Is what they'll list it? Is owning a team like a who's that super moneymaker? Is it more of a Henry? Both make money. I think you make a shit ton of money. Who owns the penguins? Um, Mario Lemieux. Mario Lemieux. Is he the majority owner? I don't know.

Yeah. No shit, he owns it. He has that much money? Yeah. I was waiting his name. I didn't know he had that much money. No. I think NHL franchises cost like $70,000.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. How much could you buy the Columbus Blue Jackets for? We should buy the Columbus Blue Jackets. A couple hundred million. Yeah, I's like, yeah. How much could you buy the Columbus blue jackets for? We should buy the Columbus blue jackets. Yeah, I don't think they're very expensive. What's the cheapest team to buy right now? An MLS team, but that doesn't count. She's got too bad ass. What is the cheapest team to buy? Martha Firestone Ford.

That's a great name. Holy shit. Wait, did she marry the Firestone girl? No, I think she was the tires girl, girl and then she got married with cars guy. That's pretty cool Huh? Fire so I didn't know fire stone was actually a family family name. I just thought they came with a cool name for a tire That's a sweet. That's a sweet surname. Is there a good year family? Oh, here we go hurricanes 220 You remember Roy firestone. No. Oh, yeah, but he didn't know them. Yeah the carol. They're the they're the cheapest

This is a couple years ago. So inflation about the read that he could buy the Hurricanes That'll be so sick, but would it know I yeah I don't know don't you have to have like a shit ton more than the value of the team you have to have that Yeah, it's small percentage of yeah. I don't know if I'd want to own a hockey team I'd want to own any team Just going to the ice every night as the owner? Come on Do they really do that?

Well what if your game I guess you could What if they play on a Sunday? What do you mean? During football season Well you own the team Right, so I would You probably have a suite with as many TVs as you want.

Not 16. You just put a gambling cave inside your suite. That's true, I guess. But then they would show me, and it'd be like, he's watching football again. But that makes you likable. Yeah, they would hate you. What the fuck?

He's not even watching his own team. You could have some influence on the schedule. If we have to play on Sunday, we're not playing at Sunday at noon Yeah, but there's football days. All right fine. I'd play Sunday at 9 a.m. Doesn't the Rams owner own a Premier League team as well? You still know nuggets to owns the nuggets He owns every avalanche and arsenal arsenal. I hate him Spending all your money on the Rams fucking guts. Listen, Za, he's an incredible owner. He won a Super Bowl? No, he's not.

He won an NBA title and a Stanley Cup in the last five years. That's incredible. He might be the best owner. What a run. That does nothing for him. He's an asshole. He's the fucking worst. Do we have a Yak best owner?

Should we give that award? Oh, are we giving that award? To Stan Kronke? Well deserved. No one's done more than him in the last five years. What a run. He makes everybody leave his suite when he has to shit. Really?

Yeah. I will never forgive the Walmarts for marrying him. The Walmarts? That's how he got his money. The Walmarts married Crocky and he married a Walton man. He married one of the Wal-Mart girls. And then did he have his own money? So he got Nuncompeat, I think how he made he made it big times that he got like non-compete

warehousing stuff for for for the Walmart's I love Rich dudes to get rich for like that cuz like there's one thing to be I was the Los Angeles gorillas There's one it's called dude there's one thing to be a rich dude is like yeah I invented the you know the cure for this or I invented a computer that no one... But like, he just had some warehouses. That's awesome. It's like Shad Khan, the owner of the Jaguars. He just created a bumper garb. A muffler? Yeah, or a bumper garb. And then now he has the Jags.

Yeah, now he has the Jags. He has a soccer team too. Yeah. Go back to his Wikipedia. He owns Fulham. Fulham. Look at all that stuff he's won. Scroll down.. He's an incredible. Oh my god. Yeah, no Arsenal nothing. He's a fucking ass Well, they won the MLS Cup. That's the big how much can you ask your he's your owner like he's oh, he's winning everything

Oh make me win But he's he's worth that would actually piss me off so much if he won everything but the team Yeah, he used our small balance sheet to like prop up the Rams and all that shit That's that's what pisses me off is that he used arsenals money to make his other teams better Wait, so he married the Walmart Eris and then that's how he did it So that gave him money to do what he wanted to do and he built all his plazas next to Walmart stores Which probably nobody else could because they wouldn't give the contracts to anybody but him.

Yeah, smart guy. Smart. What's she look like? The Walmart heiress sounds ugly. Yeah. Sounds real ugly. But uglier than the Walmart guys. Oh.

Wait, no. That's the dog head. That's perfectly acceptable. She looks super center. That's a big forehead, I perfect. That's acceptable. She looks... Super-centered. That's a big forehead, I'll say. She looks like she could... I'll tell you what it's like. I'll say it.

A five-head. I know. She looks like someone that could make me eat my vegetables. She's yelling. I would say Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah. It's kind of who I pictured giving you attention. Yeah.

High school. That's the woman that hurt you. FBCU grad. She was older. Say the F word. Sure, she's fun. Kate heard you. If you see you grab her. She was older. Say the F word. Sure, she's fun. Kate, you had no problem, back when we used to go after historical women, presidents'

wives who were born in 1731, you couldn't stand when we went after them, but you had no problem going after this lady. They're not around to defend themselves. She might call into the show and bitch me out. We don't have a phone. Wow. We got a Lucas's. She has a big forehead then.

Also, she's really rich. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. She has got a big forehead. So she's really rich. Yeah. Yeah, I don't mind because she's super rich. Yeah. Have you seen their yacht? The Walton lot? It's a doozy. Is it? Let me see. Yeah, you can tell those people they have big foreheads. Could we sink it? Shit. Oh, fuck. No. Dude, a yacht would be so awesome. It's as silent as a stealth warship.

I don't want my yacht to be silent. Would you ever get sick of going on a yacht? Not if everyone do where they going What do you get they just go out in the ocean knowing that no one can be there except them? They they like they just you know they'll put out a splash your hedonism. I think yes Which is awesome yeah Yes. Which is awesome. Yeah.

Kyle, was it you that you said Zac Efron is now just a yacht boy? They got a hot tub. The celebrity gossip sites that I follow say that, yeah, he's a yacht boy. So he's made most... A lot of actors and actresses make more money from yachting than anything they've done in their career. What do you mean? He makes money from yachting. Billionaires have them come on their yacht for an extended period of time, and I guess there's an implication.

Oh. Remember Yacht Week? Yeah. Is that like a festival? Yeah, they were like selling tickets to it. It's like a bunch of yachts parked up in the same area, like the playpen almost in Chicago. But it was like in like, I think it was the Mediterranean. I think Casey went. Someone we know went.

Somebody we know went to, yeah. I just remember watching the video and being like, I'm not allowed on that. Oh yeah. I wouldn't fit in. I'd take my shirt off and be like, no. No thing. They'd throw you on a canoe.

Rich people don't do cannonballs, do they? Oh. No, they do like pencil dives. If they do, it's ironically. They do little dives. Little dives. Little tiny dives. No, they're just going in the shallow end. They don't splash. Do they oh? No, they're just going in the shallow end they don't splash not getting their hair wet And they got and they probably got jet skis on their yacht that they just whip around back that'd be pretty fun

Okay, four birthdays for celebrities rank them in order of how much you'd want So you're 25 and you want to impress your ex by being cool with this person. All right. They'll comment on your Instagrams. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you're just cool with them. Yeah. Lewis Hamilton, Nick Cage, Lamar Jackson, Blue Ivy Carter. That's gotta be be last how old is she Jackson Hamilton she's 13 so her daddy's range Jackson Hamilton Ivy Carter cage oh you the disrespect to cage I don't have any Ivy Carter I think Ivy Carter would be first I've been Carter was in the JZ family. But if you're 25 and cool with a 13 year old Yeah, but it's like you know that actually works for the JZ. It's not weird, but it's your one degree of separation

You're in the family's radar Beyonce. I think Lewis Hamilton might be number one. I hate international. Yeah, he's like sir if Sir Lewis Hamilton if my ex-girlfriend knew that I was close with sir Lewis Hamilton There's like a mystique to it, too. He's like like how the fuck would you be friends with this guy? Yeah, if you're in like Monica with ya You know Lewis sir Lewis Hamilton totally quarterback of Race car man, you know it is He's hot too I I'm really upset about the Nick Cage

hate. Nick Cage. Nick Cage would be for my boys. Yeah. I don't know if women get... Women love Nick Cage in Moonstruck. Oh, the Cher movie? He's never had a weird thing, right? He just is weird. He's got like a pyramid with skulls. Is he hard-nit guy? Who's Jeff Goblin? Yeah Nick Cage is a nepo baby. I don't know if you were boys with Nick Cage I think you're actually like damn. He's that would be probably fucking some crazy shit. Yes Do women know Nick Cage like that? Yes, okay. Yeah, I thought he was I thought he was ours he's not like looked at as like a Beacon of attractiveness. No, but he's like he's super rich. He's kind of weird. I thought he was ours. He's not looked at as like a beacon of attractiveness.

No, but he's like, he's super rich. He's kind of weird. But he's also, I feel like, got a rockin' body. I think he lost all his money. I bet he's got a lot of money. He's got skulls. No, he's super red. He was a big ass.

He definitely has a seller of skulls. Also, his name is Nick Cage, like Nicholas Cage. That's just a cool name. Yeah, and he's got family money. Yeah. From what? He's a copelock. He's never worked.

He's been bankrupt like 100 times. Yeah, I know. He has been bankrupt. Yeah, and he's got family money. Yeah, he's never he's a copa. He's never 100 times. Yeah, I know he has a Not real bankrupt Up every two years. Oh, he chose the last name cage. Oh Yeah, and Coppola's an awesome last He's ugly. I had no idea Certain ugly guys that are hot. Let me take your that makes sense. Okay ugly guys with money. Yeah There's something about him I feel like he's got a hot body for an old guy I don't know that to be true, but I just have a feeling oh, I thought he was ripped and con air

Yeah, I thought he was a son Have you seen moon struck Kate no gotta go home with him and share I Bet I would love it fantastic movie. Maybe in my top ten cage rocks no chance. That's in your top. I think so man He stole the decoration Oh, yes, that was the plot of the film ever saw the movie. I thought I never seen national trip I thought he's trying to track it down as somebody else's quote. He stole it. He uses a map. Brandon, you got a National Treasure. I don't have to see it. The Rock is the top ten action movie ever. Y'all are throwing around the word top ten a little. Brandon, you're a movie guy. Top ten action movies.

This is a massive blind spot. The Rock. Action movies? The is is Indiana Jones a brook by our joy that's an adventure the rock brock I don't think the rocks. I don't know if the rocks making it man. What? Do they fucking they went underneath the the water into the Alcatraz? I like con air more than the rock I'm gonna say that too con airs face off is sick to face off is sick ghost rider Those riders cool rock is awesome. How have you not seen national treasure? It's pretty good. I'm not sure making the top ten action movies You want to watch national treasure right brand you got to watch national treasure speed speed better speed is great. He's deflecting No, I don't want to watch national treasure you that's like a that's a brain a walker movie. There's certain movies

I've made it far. There's a decent chance. You would think that's the greatest movie ever made It's brain a walker be like holy shit, that's the best movie I've ever seen. And he'd think it was based on a true story. Yeah. I'm sitting right here. Oh. He'd be like, I showed my boys and taught them a lot about this country.

You know that Nick Cannon stole the decoration of Independence? The Freemasons. Tommy's really big into the Freemasons now. You watch? I'm sure that phase is coming. What are the Freemasons? They're I'm sure that's the phase is coming what are the Freemasons oh they're the ones with the G the compass with the G no it's like on walls they have secret songs and chants and they're like only they know they're not the Elks Thomas Jefferson of Freemason was he like the founder we see

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We've opened it yet. Well, yeah, I think we have to make the form with her today. Oh, yeah, we haven't even opened it. You think? I'll make one prediction for one of her X. One of her X will be? Too passionate about sports team? No, she's a Bills fan.

Do you think we'll push back on any of them? Do you think she'll say something and we, as guys, will be like, no, come on, McKenzie, that's not fair? Or do you think we'll just be like, no, we'll do that? Are we going to shit on our way with shit and mouse? I hope so, right? I think there'll be at least one where we're like, that's unreal.

Come on in. One thing they were talking about yesterday, we were saying they want pictures of the guy's bathrooms. I'm saying even the best guy kind of has a dirty bathroom. Yeah. And they're going to clean it beforehand. Hi, Mackenzie. Hello.

Do you have a list? Is that what you've got? How are you presenting this to us? I don't know. Our point? What are the certain requirements? like a some things right now, but like So can we pull up the malice sec application that we built and like we're just gonna build build an application similar to that Yeah, are you excited? Yeah, how are you feeling? I'm very nervous. Okay, but I'm excited, but I'm excited

Does your does your family know? Oh, yeah, like everybody was like,, oh so your dad was telling me about the dating show. Oh, hey! Oh, they're excited then? No, yeah they're excited. Would they come out for a final episode? Oh, for sure. Okay. You've been pretty open about your journey.

You went to the singles night. I saw your TikTok in Chicago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you went to a singles night in Chicago? Yeah, yeah. How'd it go? I did, like I don't know like I guess you're on the deal I only talked to the girls that I went with so okay. I did not go well

Do they have to be a Bills fan? No, but they can't be a Chiefs fan. Can't be a Chiefs fan What about your Notre Dame fan too? So what's the other? Like a Michigan fan or yeah like like Michigan or Ohio State, but that wouldn't be No Chiefs fans. No Chiefs fans for sure. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Do you have a list of things that are no-goes or are they like? Things you could get like is it an immediate? No, right like an ache is probably immediately you're out Yeah, I don't have like X would like depend on if I Like knew them right they like did something in front of you find out. Yeah, I don't have, like, icks would like depend on if I like knew them. Right. And they like did something in front of me.

You find out the icks in person. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't have any icks that are like, oh, if he does that, that would be weird. What about a neck tattoo? Yeah, probably not. Okay.

But we're open to certain things. Yeah, yeah, there's no- You never know. Yeah, no like, no like real deal breakers. Could be a nice next tattoo. Other than like the obvious. Cheese fans. Yeah, you said.

Right. You said we. There's a squad of women behind this. No, I need them to be part of this. We've been talking. OK, so what are your list? What's the list of it? Well, it's not really like.

Oh, here's Malicex. OK, yeah. Are you able to be in Chicago or later date to appear in a video? Yes. What's your first name, last initial? That's a must. You've got to.

Describe your ideal Saturday. What time do you normally go to bed at night? Do you want kids? Yes or no. What is your profession? What are your vices? Have you ever hooked up with Nikki Smokes of Barstool? I think you should keep that on your list. Yeah. And drop your Instagram or social media in here. Have you ever hooked up with Nikki smokes a parstool?

Okay, so we didn't really have any that should know actually changed to have you ever been blocked by Brandon Walker, oh That's my most common DM can you tell Brandon to unblock me'll just block That's like big D to he blocks everyone. Yeah I yeah, I was gonna say like job and profession like what do they do for work? That's a good one I like that much do you care about the height and weight and like physical They yeah, do you have a tell that what you would say is like your type? Careful. So we can put a weight limit on how's right next. Yeah. What is like your.

No, I mean, like, I don't really have. You see you do like a 411 dude. Well, no, they have to be taller than me. But like, that's not that tall. Are you five one? OK, so but like, I guess like minimum like five seven Look the body's boys some heelies. What if they wrestle your five one?

And we were dealt Alright so what yes, so you have your ex like I have Cigarettes yeah, I would say no smoking or alopecia weed Weed smoking that's fine. Okay, like vaping really no vaping. Yeah, that's like weird to me, okay Nonviolent felony No to me. Okay. Nonviolent felony. No. Okay. We're open to. Okay. Not so fast. What do you have? Just present your. No, I don't really have any like set things. I just had a list of stuff. Yeah, go through it. Let's go through it. Well, the cheese fan, yes, that's just a funny one. Yeah. Vaping or smoking. Yeah. No vaping. No.

Cigarettes though? That's cool. No. What about weed vape? I don't think it's cool. Uh, no. Uh, yeah, that's fine. Okay.

Is there things we need to know? Yes or no? Yes or yes? This is gonna be so good. No, I don't know. I have like serial data on there, like if they just like are always dating someone or like always have a girlfriend.

Yep. But again, these are things that like you can't really know based on yeah like an application I think I think we're submission form We just want like a couple things to weed out Like if you if this person had it it would be an immediate note like the mouse that thing was you know if you basically Go to bed past midnight like it's a no because he doesn't want that how many girlfriends in the last three years we put That on there. Yeah, that's fine. Okay anything over five, but also keep in mind McKinsey you could you can change these guys. Yeah Yeah, some of them might go to bed at 1 a.m. But you once we should get at least one wild horse

I think we get about 10 or there's gonna be a few I think yeah, they're applying to be on the bar stool Yeah, yeah, if it makes it easier. Those are more like wild donkeys. Yeah, yeah. I want to do that. I'll eat a tin can. If it makes it easier, maybe like something they do on the first date after you meet them, that's an immediate ick too. They gotta pay for it. Right. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have it. Well, just tell us your list. No high school diploma.

Read your list. Well, my musts are be nice, be funny, have a job, work out. Nothing crazy, but just to be healthy. Have more than two pillows on their bed. OK, that's big. Well, now, more than two? You could change that. You will change that. Three. Every girl does it. At least three. But three plus. Well now that's a good more than two you could change that like you will change that three every girl does at least

Three three plus what a man nearly needs what two two is I'm a three pillow Will you sleep with two I'm a two pillow you have to have like others just to be on the bed Maybe one of your legs. Yeah Under my head one between my leg or like would make the most sense because that it's even yeah I'm just actin for Under my head one between my leg or like would make the most sense because that it's even yeah I'm just actin for that's great Sometimes I stack high you That's a definite now Brandon's out all right. He also has that no I know I'm just saying what else are giving me ideas

That was that was what if the dudes really hot and has two pillows. Yeah, that's fine Then you know what is super hot really hot and has two pillows. Yeah, that's fine. Then you know, what are these? Super hot what it and has one pillow Totally fine. What if he's my pillows son? He's the heir to the my pillow throne Ironically doesn't have any pillow. Yeah, that'd be weird that why why don't you get like he's his dad He's dead. Yeah, no, that's out cuz Why would you hate your dad? His dad cheated on his mom? Now he's back hypothetically and smoked cigarettes. Yeah, and was a chief said he's out on his mom. Okay, well maybe. Now he's back. Hypothetically, I don't know. And smoked cigarettes. Yeah.

And was a chiefs fan. He's out, he's out. He just does this every night. Anti-Semitic. I have pluses or like, close with their family, like family person. What, how close? You're Rogers, you're out.

Add to the list, how many times per week do you call your mom? That's a good one. How close is too close? What if he's, what if he's- You don't want a mom-ish boy. Yeah, no, you don't want that. You don't want that.

Oh, it's all Italians out But again like you can't really know that you should pick one race or like one Not a drop of sweet Big plus for me is a golfer. Oh so I wouldn't say like you're definitely out if you don't golf but Not a drop of sweet blood. A big plus for me is a golfer. Oh! Wow. So I wouldn't say you're definitely out if you don't golf, but it's like a 90%. That's handicapped then. So, yeah.

So like my handicap is 30, so I'm not that good, but I can keep up. That's bad. Yeah, no, I know. I don't play enough. I just have it. That's actually handicapped. So I'm saying you have to have a better handicap than me. But again that's like a low bar.

Alright so. Not good. Throw it out there. So golfer, maybe someone smart. Smart? That would be nice. Harvard. Doesn't matter. What would their ideal gauntlet time be? What if they owned a home by a golf course multiple homes

Yeah, like by one of the most where they play the US Open That'd be cool. What if other dudes worship the ground they walk You don't want you don't want McKenzie date rigs Come on. He owns a golf course? Yeah, he owns a house on the golf course. Riggs Cottage. Oh, I know that.

Access to the cottage would be nice. I was thinking he owns the golf course. He owns a very nice cottage near the course. Well, yeah, my dad's been to every Barstool Classic, so my human Riggs are chill. So that would be great. They've already met. Yeah. Approves.

Does the Canada need to live in Chicago or you open to long distance um great question Steve it's definitely it's not like Yeah, I'm open to it how big be better if they want here, but how big of a barstool fan do you um? Like say this person had it uh fuck ass coin No, then no, okay. I think you waited till third. Yeah, I think like Madeline I have talked about this like ask what coin fuck ass coin Like if they listen a part of my take and they like know about barstool, okay?

That's probably ideal what if they like but like I'm at you to man on Lucas's Instagram. No For sure deal breaker what if they're in the cha-hive You'd a man on Lucas's Instagram. No, okay for sure Deal-breaker what if they're in the cha-hive? That is probably like they know too much, okay agreed yeah, and they're weird but if they follow well Yeah, you want them being like oh you work for the pizza guy if all I know part of my yeah Yes, like oh big cat day That's a big one, but obviously I think we're gonna get a lot. I follow the Instagram page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know Danny

Conrad. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's my favorite. Okay. Anything else? So, so we have, I think we have good things to go off of. Yeah. Yeah, I think job was on that, right? Yeah. It's a big one. And you want them in Chicago? Yeah, I think. You can. You? Yeah, and you want them in Chicago Yeah, I think you can do what kind of car they drive like a 50 mile range Yeah, ideally, but like I'm open to ho TVs they have yeah, is there too many TVs pets Like if they had 16 TVs in their house would that be too many that no, I don't think so Okay, cool. It'd be like they have a big house then yeah

If they have a big house if they have just a normal house, that's that would be then that's weird If they live in like a studio apartment, they have 16 kids. They're just like Morgan Freeman and Batman Yeah, the security room with all the TV's what about like cryptocurrency? Oh, yeah I like what if they're what if they're you want you want to know how far coin how much fart coin? They know shit coin. No, I don't want them to have any crypto. Okay, okay Brandon brought up a good question pets Yeah, I'm fine with pets. Okay, it's all good. Are they encouraged? Dogs are encouraged. You want to see pictures of their dogs. Yes cat I don't I'm not a huge fan of cats, but I can warm up to them snake, but also

I'm a huge fan of cats, but I can warm up to them. Snake. But also, snake, no. Chicken. Chicken. No. Birds. No, definitely not. Two of them.

Monkey. No. Beetles. No. I'd say dog or cat. Terrible. Dog or cat, maybe fish. Bunny?

Pig? You're gonna rule out bunny guys? Okay, maybe bunny. But if you're having a buddy as a single man, that's concerning. Yeah, something's wrong. Hey, you wanna come back and see my bunny. Yeah, that guy's gonna kill. Yeah, exactly game consumption um less than ten hours a week, I don't love it, but Like yeah, you're gonna kill a lot of the pool

What about like what is a reasonable like I guess hour and a half a night sports gambling every night Would be a lot. Yeah sports gambling's yeah, okay responsibly What about like guys who do like basically whatever Rogan tells them to do or no? We're the net the most recent guy on Rogan is like I'm doing Jaco I'm doing fucking he wakes up at 3 a.m. Every day and what if he has a podcast? Um well, oh it depends if I get successful or not. Oh, I like that What about if he's like listen? I don't like Andrew Tate, but no okay out What if when he reads yes to you finger on the book

Mouth the words yeah, no, and then he licks his finger on the book. He has to mouth the words. Yeah. No. And then he licks his finger before turning it off. No. That's weird. That's weird. What if he raw dogs the flight? Is that what they call it? Yeah.

Yeah. You just stare at the putty. Stares on you. That's fine. That's not hurting anyone. OK. Whatever. What show could he watch that you'd be like, no, thank you?

Oh, gosh. HGTV. Wrestling. I'm not a huge wrestling person, but if you want to watch it, it's Your man, oh Yeah, I won't join but is a guy who's into Bravo a plus or minus a plus for sure Straight men like Bravo. Yeah, I love Bravo. Yeah, is there a preferred music genre? No, I Don't think so opera

If that's preferred that'd be like for for as in he's obsessed Opera I'd have probably nothing in common with him. You don't know that he's a die-hard bills fan who loves Die her whole her tables on Sunday Go into the opera on Monday. Do you want one of those guys that they're smashing tables in the tailgate? Probably not so I want ketchup and mustard all over themselves you want to date Pinto Ron You know Pinto Ron, it's ketchup guy. Oh, yeah, you want to date him. No, okay. What if they have a nickname they gave themselves? Oh Sledge yeah, I don't think so bulldog Always ops for the Chilean sea bass at a steakhouse because he hates chewing

Is there a conference of school he could have gone to that would be out No, I think like if he still is acting as a frat bro yeah yeah that'd be out probably there like takes pride in his fraternity he's still active on Facebook like post statuses oh that'd be weird yeah is either wanting or not wanting kids a deal-breaker yeah yeah kids yes yeah kids yes. I think we need to figure out more things to like definitive things. Shay why are you boring us with these boring ass questions? Do they want kids? No I appreciate it. We live in Chicago. We gotta get back to the important stuff. They have to put their social media handle right? What if they have no social

media at all? That's a plus yeah, that's fine. That's fine Yeah, huge point. What if they don't vote never have Point you're saying fine with change anything. I'd say that's a wire. Why aren't you okay? Get off my ass what if you games an hour and a half a night? They say the president's doesn't change my day to day. I'm not a citizen, I'm Swedish. That's why I can't look. What if he's super right leaning or super left leaning?

Like that dominates his, it doesn't matter which one. It's his personality. No, yeah, super either way is... Rank what you would like his sports fandoms to be in terms of like he's a football guy or NBA one through four. Huh. So like football, basketball, hockey, baseball, baseball. I'd say baseball number one. Oh, oh, this is good. That's not that's rare so you want it like Mike Lupica yeah Bob Cosby yeah um Jericho Abbas don't know baseball

football hockey basketball I try say baseball, football, hockey, basketball. Okay. Okay. I'd like for them all to cook one dish for you. That'd be nice. Can they add on the thing? You just want to eat. Like, signature dish?

Yeah, but I- That's fine. If you can find a man who could cook, that'd be good for all of us. Yeah, because I'm not good at cooking. He does. So it'd be a plus if he was. What if he does, like, too much volunteering? I don if he does like too much volunteering I? Don't think there is too much

As one hobby that's like he's written like he loves like obsessed with rollerblading Fucking loves it like he's got a blade. He has like a picture of a roller blade framed on his wall like if he wakes up in the morning, he puts his feet in row if you don't And he doesn't blade for like five days. He's like god fucking damn it. Yeah, where are my blades? Would that be I guess it depends on his other attributes. Okay, and to the guys watching that are on the fence What do you what are you gonna what? Pitch to them why they should sign up. Oh I'm not very Good at like well, you know, the pizza guy, hyping myself.

Wait, are you saying for me? Like, why would they want to come on the show? Yeah, I'll do it. You're funny. I can't imagine you're very high maintenance. No, no, I'm a very kind person. Yeah. I'd say like, I have a good job. You told me to go fuck myself one day. That's good That's like a plus. Yeah, that's actually that makes you plus. That's a plus I parked one inch over you're into your parking spot. You said get the I don't have a car So that piece of fucking shit. I don't drive confident. I want you You were MVP of last year's producer bowl. Yeah Yes

You know, I wouldn't say like I'm some sort of smoke show I would never claim that but like I think my personality makes up for all that What I'm like really fun and nice and fun. What are your motivations? What a gorgeous in person a lot of guys Yeah, they were a catch join this show What is your motivation for doing this? What are your goals? What do you hope comes out of this? Are you looking for your husband? Are you looking for a guy? That would be awesome.

That would be so crazy. Or are you just looking for a guy to be incredible. Go out on a few dates? Are you open to the idea that quite possibly your husband could be in this competition? Yeah, the rest of your life. Yeah, that'd be very funny.

Why not? Exactly. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be an incredible, would we all be invited to the wedding? Yeah, for sure. Okay, nice. And standing up in it, right? Yes, well that'd be great. That'd be an incredible, would we all be invited to the wedding? Yeah, for sure. Okay, nice. And standing up in it, right? Yes, well that'd be on his choice.

Oh, well we'll make it his choice. You guys could be bridesmaids too if you wanted. Deal. No, yeah, I'm open to whatever. Like whatever comes of it, whatever happens. How many boyfriends have you had? I've only had one boyfriend. Okay, okay.

So we need to find a guy are there any names that we can't do oh good question no no no no Austin's no Billy's no Peter's Leroy I don't think names like a smoke show Ulysses walks in here. That's fine. It might be 5% Swedish And he's actually rollerblades in here If I saw him rollerblading I would get the X. Oh, yeah But what if he was a big hockey player and now we rollerblade right somebody Office in his name's you listen, I'm fighting for that. I think we should all have golden tickets that saves them from elimination.

Yeah. Nope, I do. Yeah. We should do like the voice where we have to turn around. Oh, yeah, we should. And then we each have a team of boys. Yeah. I'm actually going to love that.

I do too. Yeah, because at the end of the day, this is just as much for you as it is for us. No, and that's 100%. Yes. I hope that happens boys and what challenges Age range oh yeah, okay, I would say like older than like 26 and up how old are you 28 okay?

26 to 30 no higher than five. Yeah, I'd say 3. Oh yeah, how high can we go? Yeah, 34 or 5. 34 or 5. Sorry, Brandon. It's alright. He's already out because all the... What if he has kids? Yeah, oh.

That's okay. Okay. Okay. What if he's married? No. Okay. Why is he? No, I'm just saying if he has kids in his What if he has three kids? Yeah?

Two different girls. Oh Yeah Hmm interesting. I don't think that'd be a deal breaker. Okay, I I'm gonna say yes, it is Five to five Other thing is I'm really bad at like no only six inches taller than you He's gotta go I'm really bad at like knowing heights anyway So I don't like I don't even know like the range of how tall they would be like if I was looking at someone

Like they're just taller than me. So it's really anybody that's what if we get a seven footer in here? That'd be crazy That might be too tall I want a footer in here wait you say you know the tattoos yes tattoos tattoos are fine Okay, like full arm like Tattoos, yes, tattoos. Tattoos are fine. Okay. Like full arm, like sleeves. You think we have any seven footers? A face tattoo. Yeah. In the audience?

Might be a lot. You think we have any seven footers? I think we have at least one seven footer. Yeah. Can we do that? Tallest yak? I don't think we did. I was the oldest.

We may have discussed it, but we never unveiled. We did oldest. We gave tallest to that guy who was just in the midst of measuring tape. Oh yeah, he was the tallest piercings um Prince Albert probably not okay okay nipple one nipple one nipple pierced yeah I guess it's fine Tear snipples he has four kids We're almost the one Almost the one

All right, I think we got some stuff to go we do I think we're gonna do the submission forms then in the next couple weeks We're gonna start. Yeah, I have the submission form ready We need maybe one or two other dilimiters we can talk about that. Okay, we can discuss we can discuss all right perfect all right Thanks guys Thank you. Let's make it yeah, get some normal people hopefully. Oh, they won't be I know but maybe I think there'll be one normal guy Yeah, yeah, and we'll hate him. Yeah before Bad content get this guy Should we do the same thing where we do the pictures of their like we? You guys are gonna whittle it down to like 25 30

Yes, and then we'll whittle then we'll start unveiling them and then we'll get to five that we'll bring in. Yes Okay, I like that. I want to, like, I feel like the quality dudes would be guys submitting their friend. Yeah, I want like, Can we do that? Or like sisters, or like girlfriends. But they obviously have to consent and not be involved. They have to consent.

Yes, yes. But like, also I feel like putting it out there, like you can, if you ask them, submit somebody. Cause I feel like that might be a good way to get yeah normal yeah okay all right ready to go all right thanks great all right thank you wait what are we aiming to take this you can't rush love not next week but the week after maybe start doing the whittling down okay are we gonna do going to do it like Malasek, where it's going to be Monday to Friday? Or? Yeah.

You could figure it out. Malasek was two weeks. Yeah. OK. OK. Great. Yeah, right before. So we get a decision before we go to Super Bowl.

Yeah. OK. We got the case race in there, too. Yeah, we're loading it up. We're loading up. We are loading it up. Yeah, we got tan week. Why don't you just keep saying that? When I gotta figure that

out. I don't think we're gonna get. We can't do it before Super Bowl. Why not? That's the time to do it. That's exactly when we gotta do it. I've already went. Once I was considering doing it. You're gonna show up to the Super Bowl with all your all your interviews super tan. **** Yes. They'd be like, oh my god, you're hot. Yeah. I I I also like, I don't think you realize how bad we look in the winter until yeah, TJ. Can you pull up the? The ad I did with Danny you got I you guys are gonna and then pull up like a

mid-august yak I know man. I saw that and I was like something needs to change. You can see my entire vascular system. This happens when you export an Apple clip through Premiere for some reason. I just think that's how I look.

And then pull up just a screenshot of us in like August. I'll look the same. No you won't. We all look so much better. Or from Camp Barstool. Yeah. We look tan and happy. The upper leg is always jarring when you put on the first

swimsuit of the season. Blinds. Yeah. It's bad. Yeah, I like the crab ring goons from this one place Like wills here on Friday Gruden's gonna be here this week. So we're gonna have to do another hell. Yeah Yes, have to do another that was mesmerizing. Yeah

That's me great and I guess Malin's sex gonna be here I wish I hope we took his key card it hasn't been long enough I know I know I don't really want to see him huh Jacob said the Plinko boards going going well. Oh, Jacob also told me another thing. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Intern Jacob is no longer Intern Jacob. It's full-time Jacob. Oh!

Oh, I love Jacob. That's great. Very happy for Jacob. Good for him. Awesome. Deserves it. He told me while he was on his hands and knees nailing something into the Plinko board.

Yeah, he came into my office this morning because he wanted to chat. It was just as awkward as you imagine. He just wanted to chat? Well, no, he had a couple questions for me. He wanted a raise? Very awkward. He needs a raise.

I would respect that. He would have gotten it, but it's too late now. Day one, raise. That's what Tyler O'Day did? Yeah. He wanted like a 300% raise What a guy Hope his buildings we lost him to a building

pile of concrete Not really a pile. It's in a What's that a huge definition of a pile? It's just organized. If it fell down, it would be in a pile. Right now, it's a sculpted pile. You don't have a pile anymore, do you? Ever since we went to this office. Sure, pile situation. Have you seen my office?

You have a pile on there? Oh, the office is a pile. I need to do something about it. Whitney was here over for the Classic, and he texted me one day and was like, hey, I'm taking this sweatshirt from your office. I was like, okay Don't like don't yeah why you could have just not said anything and I would never would have you've hooked me up without knowing Yeah, I think I'm one of your most complimented pieces from big that Olympic. Oh, yeah, eat a sweater. Yeah, that one's sick Oh my god. Yeah, just don't like

Throwing away shit. I wish your feet were just a little bigger. Mine? Yeah. 12 something. I'm a 14, 15. I wish you were like, if you were 13, I could steal some of your shoes I think. Yeah, I'll work on that. That's okay. Maybe you should wish for your feet to be a little smaller. I can't do that. Meet me in the middle. 13? I was meeting you in the middle. Yeah, that's true. You're not meeting me. You've been wearing a lot of new shoes. Brandon, you've been matching to your pieces. Oh, come on. Yeah, I did yesterday. Today. Yeah. Yeah, I really have. That's the

height of guy fashion. matching shoes. Yeah, I did it yesterday. It's like, damn, I look good. Yeah, you never feel better when your shoes match your shirt. Yeah. Like, wow, I really did it. These Nikes to have the same color as my shirt. I'll be goddamn. You want to do the last ad? Rip it. Rip it Brando. Rip that last ad. kickoff. kickoff is a smart, legit credit hack with no RIP that last ad. first month with auto pay you never have to worry about missing a payment so you can build credit in your sleep sign up in minutes from your phone no credit check cancel anytime kickoff is the number one credit building app out there

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3.0 changes for kickoff users starting under 600 who made their first on time payment between January 2021 March 2024 payment credit activity outside kickoff can have an impact on your credit individual results may vary. Kickoff. Do you guys see Caleb announced his departure city Lenny yeah wow damn a shame. I'm missing both yeah did you tell Caleb and Lenny that you're not going to talk him? Yeah, well, I just not I'm not talking. Yeah, yeah Che you win again

No, I like you. I was actually you got him out I actually talked to him like two months ago when he told me and he was like it's mostly che I I was nervous cuz I texted him a couple months ago When he was deciding it no I texted I called months I was like congrats on Belichick and it went green. I was like oh fuck. I think you might have blocked me And then I was texting my birthday, and it was green too So I was like oh shit, but then I hang cake told me he got a new number Okay, was this right after he did the gauntlet and finish right below two of your times?

What was the yeah, where'd he finish? In between? In between two chase? No, no, if below two chase. If below two chase. Do you have his new number? He just walked off. I don't. It's okay. Yeah, I mean it might be controversial to say it.

I don't give a fuck. I loved Caleb. I did. I liked him a lot. Oh yeah, of course. He's the best. I like him. He's gonna crush it. I think he's a very funny very talented Very handsome very much. Yeah all of those things

Yeah, I know he was I because I like I said I talked to him a couple times throughout it I know he it wasn't like a rash decision he definitely Will miss everyone at Barstool Mm-hmm. He's a man kill was man Glenn II Glenn II Glenn II is also the man. Glenn II is the man He's living living his best life Glenn II is going to in ten years

Get the hottest wife we've ever seen. Yep, you know, it's coming You know, it's yeah, I know I Think Caleb is technically my coaching tree that's one of the Cooler things I have going how so he did like a like a video like ten years ago He's like this is why I got started in media. Oh That's that's better than anything I'll ever do. Yeah.

I remember when we were goddamn. It's just simply, yeah, I'm not the guy that does the shit. I'm the guy that inspires the guy to do the shit. That's pretty cool. When we first hired Caleb, he did the smartest thing. And it was not on purpose. It was just Caleb. Dave offered him a job.

And he's like, all right, maybe. And then Dave was like, what? I just had to eat him. He was like, yeah, maybe. And then David's like, what? I just had to eat him. He's like, yeah, maybe. Yeah, director. What's the director of morale? Should I start a new series called Saturday Combo? Yeah, why not?

Do it, Danny. All right, I'm going to need a sidekick. Beef. Yeah, that'll do. Beef. Beef. Beef just fixing everyone's swing. Beef. Yeah, that'll do. Beef. Beef just fixing everyone's swing. Beef. Has he helped you out? I love beef, man.

Yeah, he fixed my swing. I have a new swing. He's here like eight and he just sits at the golf simulator and people just walk up to him like puppy dogs. Like, please help me. It's just a steady progression of people going over there to beef lessons. Yeah, I want to Paris tomorrow. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he already had it planned. You know, I have a brand new golf swing because of beef. Are you better? Yeah, it's people are going to hate it. Yeah, looks really it's going to piss people. He just gave me a he gave me a drill and I was hitting it straight with the drill and I was like why don't I just do this?

And he's like, because no one's ever done it. You look fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous. But you're hitting it straight? You're hitting it straight, yeah. Yeah, I'll show you it. Wait, is the golf simmer, can you get a view on the golf simulator? Who's on it right now?

It's open. Alright, can you get that camera go all the way there there's a lot of pressure to hit it straight here yep mm-hmm geez all right I'm gonna do it I'm gonna hit it straight website K with Presley calm my inspiration was actually mark Titus yeah I! Specifically you. Yeah. I kind of have my own Club Trillion in my mind. It's not that clear. It could be anybody.

Fucking awesome. That's cool. Yeah. This is just going to make people even matter. If you thought it was straight leg stance, piss people off. Wait, is it really that bad? It's just a stance. What are the odds he slices it here?

Um, that's a golf chart. I've seen him hit three and they were all straight. Oh, you don't see it as dramatic. Yeah, it's it's Wait, that's his that's it. Yes, it's staggered. But it looks way... look how straight it is. Wow. It faded a little bit. A tiny bit. That's it! Oh, that's pretty straight. But that didn't go far.

Well, it was the things, the pitching wedges probably in his hand. Pretty good, right? Pretty good. Yeah, we didn't like the stance. The camera angle didn't make the stance look as dramatic as it really is. Okay. But... Yeah, you kind of look... dramatic as it really is. Okay. But... Yeah, you kinda look...

It still looks bad though. Is that... that's all it takes though? All it takes. Literally go streets every time. Just shoot off one leg. Alright, well now what? What? So then...

What? Why... Round of my life? Okay, so if that fixes your swing... Yeah. And he uses that drill with other golfers Why why do you go away from that? And then what's I probably with you?

I can't hit it that I can't hit it as far as I could if I actually did a full body torque But the full body torque just always ends up in the woods So what's the emphasis put your like put more weight on your left foot or so yeah, you can't like He was explaining it like every time I went back I would basically change where the clubhead was with But if I if I can't go all the way back because my legs are like that Wow Yeah, wow impressive. I'm just gonna be a good golfer now And people are gonna

I imagine golf is a lot more fun if you're good all I want Like I bet you everything's more fun if the ball goes exactly what you wanted to go That's probably pretty fun. I explained to him was like I do not care about how far I hit it I just want to stay straight every time yeah If you get you made it so I could hit it straight every time I have no problem playing grandpa Honestly my number one complaint with golfing or my the biggest frustration I have is looking for my ball. Right. I think I might be with you. I would rather just hit it. No, no exactly where it is and hit it. If you told me I hit

it 200 off the tee straight. Yeah. And then every other shot was like 100 and 130 yards, but it was always straight. Great. But when you're with like some some power players, some NFL guys, maybe I'm going to be like, hey guys, just so you know, now you're going to really bad are there. I have a really bad injury in my right leg. Yeah. There it is. I have to shoot like this. I got a I got a spine issue playing in the NFL. And this is what my shot is now. You know me. NFL player. Beef, what a guy.

I like him. What else we got? Got anything on the prep sheet that Steven got? What is your favorite PG-13 movie? Ooh, that's a good one. I don't even know what's... Ideal sock height? Ideal sock height. Ideal sock height. Ideal sock height, that's good.

Is wearing knit hats or beanies totally fine to do all winter? Toboggan. I say toboggan too. It's a sled. Toboggan is the hat. Or the sled. Nobody knew what I was talking about. I've decided to go ahead and be myself. And I'm going to call the'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm talking about.

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They're expecting six inches of snow down there. I was going to say, it feels like the whole country is cold right now. Six inches of snow in Mississippi is like 38 feet of snow here. It's going to be like the apocalypse down there. They're not going to know what to do, right? So I'm scared about flying into Memphis and driving. I don't know. It doesn't even snow anymore.

A week ago, yeah. It did. When I was in high school, snow day every year. Yeah, it stopped. It literally doesn't snow in New York. It's still relatively early though, right? We could get some big snows. Could.

Blizzard in 96 was awesome. The middle below us got blasted this week. Indiana you're talking about? No below us like Kansas City and St. Louis and that part of the country. All the way over to DC. Oh yeah they did. Not us. Not us. We're due for another snowmageddon. Snowmageddon in 2012. Big thing in Chicago. That one was a big one. Get ready. That one had people stuck on Lakeshore Drive. Yeah. Their cars were just there. I remember Atlanta had one where, no, I don't know if it was Bobby

Cox or, the manager got stuck on the highway and Chipper Jones had to come get him on a four-wheeler. That's badass. That's so cool. I think he was, maybe it was Freddie Gonzalez, but he was stuck. The entire freeway was stuck with cars, nobody was moving, and he called Chipper Jones, Chipper Jones got on his ATV and rode out and got him and took him home. Bobby Cox, all-time great manager name.

Yeah. I'm glad people don't get hurt in them, but I love those compilations where it's like, Sliding. Just a small hill in the suburbs and someone sitting on their porch watching car after car, pingpong and down the I saw one the other day of someone who had like a

Their apartment looked over a street. We're just drunk people were just falling constantly. Oh tripping over and falling That's all you need. You wouldn't need anything else. You don't need a TV That'd be better get that for your hot tub. Yeah That'd be better. Yeah, just watch it. You should get that for your hot tub. Yeah. Compilation of people. You should livestream that to me.

Just a Ring Cam. A Ring Cam somewhere else other than your porch. Yeah, your hot tub having a TV that only plays funny YouTube clips. Puke videos. Bears getting hit in the balls. People getting hit with golf carts. I would love it.

Can't get enough of it. TJ, were you able to track down those things yep, okay, so I We posted the we were talking about with stanko, and then people were asking for a couple of his funniest moments So I thought we should play him because oh, yeah I think we have the I think we have him running with mincy which was all time, and then there was another memory Greer's coming out as a hater. What's he saying suddenly not on pace? Oh? Fuck you Greer's coming out as a hater. What's he saying? Suddenly not on pace. Oh, fuck you, Greer. Yeah, what the fuck?

Why are you guys in sunglasses? At the end of the day, it's my money. So if he does it in 31 laps and doesn't do it in 33, I'll just donate to Hawks. Look at him running. Oh, he had to take a break because his arm. He's doing what people can well actually ask for. He fully volunteered to do this, by the way.

Yeah, he ran. He suggested we do it. Ran a whole 10K holding a camera for Mincy. Oh, Rudy, there you go. Rudy's in the midst. I forgot Rudy did this. Come on, Rudy. Get him going.

And he's holding it steady. Oh, look at that head of hair on him. Looks like a drone shot. You asshole. What a dickhead. You asshole. Oh, no. He's going so slow.

He's going so slow. Oh, no, Rudy. Oh, no. I didn't know. Dick asshole York City gay pace And then what the other one I forget maybe I wasn't there for it What did you offer a certain amount of money for Taylor Swift tickets and he wouldn't? It was staunchly Taylor said he fucking loved that concert. Yep. Yeah, he did You yeah, he was like no I'll take Taylor Swift over anything. I think we were mean about that Someone said there was a there was a time when we were get cuz he was stanko to us forever And then it was a time we were trying to guess he was Stanko to us forever, and then it was a time when we were trying to guess his first name.

Oh yeah. Do you have that card? His first name is? It's just Stanko. No, it's... This is probably like the first month Chris Stanko. Is this right when we go to YouTube?

Steven just said it. It's like six months after. See it, he said Chris. Is this right? So no one knows Stanko's first name do you have a first name No one yes, no one. Yes, we will get no one. We will eventually get it Are there any bad people with your name? It's so funny that Steven was like so fucking confident. He laughed at me. See it's Chris Chris stanko I Know is I know it stanko and I texted or DM before he was even hired here Are there any a-listers with your name? Yes, Brad I need a warning

I need a warning before I see that. T.J. Oh, why is that enough for the day? I don't think A-list is that big. I think Nick is right. Like if you asked A-lister, I think the three names immediately pop in your head are George Clooney, Leo, and Brad. George Clooney does immediately pop in, but why?

Because I think he's like the longest- There's so many others. I don't think there's that many A-listers. I think we're too liberal giving out A-lists. I agree with you. I think A're too liberal giving out a life agree with you I Just should be about 20 people. I would say Chris Evans Sure, Chris Brad, but it's not Chris Cooper yeah, sure

Yeah, yeah, thank you for notice Orlando Bloom Yeah, thank you for noticing Orlando Bloom Is your name Matt Adam for driver Sandler You think Owen Wilson's an a-list what is yes doing? He's doing a J. Okay, I could debate this passionately. I was wrong The a-list should be so I just said Jason and Stephen said longer Jason Jason with like three and Jason Jason's son stanko Jake John

Jonathan there it is Jonathan's That's the most common man name. Who's the a-list Jonathan Stamos? Who's your a-list John? Yeah, who is your a-list John? John Stewart, who's your a-list John John Candy? I think of Jonathan Reese Myers Yes Oh yes, I still don't know who that is. Who is that? Who the fuck is that? Jonathan Reesmutter. Everybody's favorite A-lister. Who is Jonathan Reesmutter? Oh wait, did we pull that off then?

I don't know who that is. It's not even like Reese. It's a And you're like Jonathan like Jonathan Reese Meyer What is he in who would they go probably had seen 50 movies he'd been oh, yeah. Yeah movie Who is that guy? I'm looking he'd bend it like Beckham even Beckham He was just thank oh, I forgot I had been DMing with stanko before yeah, what was that about? He worked at Iona and we were trying to get Rick Patino on the show. Oh. And he and it basically I was just like any stoolies work at Iona and then he and I started connecting.

Yeah, he worked for Iona basketball before. That's so funny, Jonathan Rees Myers. I'm surprised that even showed up in the first page of results. Oh, man. I'm surprised that even showed up in the first page of results Stefan has stories Oh Stefan any story love it My my one Time I've known stank over four years and the one time I ever saw him let loose was I think New Orleans a couple years ago for the Final Four. He's very much, especially on work trips, get in the hotel room by nine, go to bed,

whatever. Me and Jack McCarthy were- Uh oh. I kind of let loose. We had a very busy day, but it was successful and we got a lot of stuff done, so we were like, Stanko, you should at least come out to the trashy bars with us for a drink, whatever. And we made it seem like we were gonna just do a drink and he would be tucked in by 10 p.m. so we get there

it was like one of the trashiest bourbon street bars and he was like I'll do like he's I was like what do you want to drink and he'll do he's like I'll do like a bourbon neat or like just a old man whiskey on the rocks. And I'm like, okay, I'll ask. And then Jack McCarthy has his car. He's like, what is Stanko want? And I go, he wants a whiskey neat. And he goes, what the fuck?

And and then he's like, no, his ass is getting a Jack Jack and Coke. So I say I give it to Stanko and Stanko's like, I really don't want to drink this. But he drinks it and then like 20 minutes later he's like, all right I'll do one more Jack and Coke and then I'll go home. Sips the second one down. Jack McCarthy comes with a whole thing of Jack and Cokes. He has another one. Basically we, at the end of the night, we had to beg Stanko to come home and he was the most hammered I've ever seen him and he was so drunk in fact that he went

home to he went home to the hotel and he didn't even close his hotel door and at like 7 in the morning the maid like came in and like asked if he was okay and shut it for him And it wasn't so much even the the the whiskey that guy never had sugar ever yeah Oh, yeah, so like I can't imagine how hungover he was Yeah with Jack McCarthy you never know yeah, you could never know Man all right well you like I said we'll whatever We figure out whether it be something for his wife or whatever. We'll let everyone know appreciate everyone seriously Let's yeah, let's spin the wheel.

Do we have any other ads? I don't think so. Oh, that was it. That was it. That was it. Oh, also, not that he needs thanks, but you guys remember Kevin Bonner? Yeah.

Of course. So I wanted to thank Kevin Bonner, because when Stanko was a huge Patriots fan, and when we first found out he had cancer, I texted Kevin Bonner. I was like, can you get a video from Tom Brady? He got it like immediately that's awesome So I'm about his ankle was able to get that video Tom Brady pumping him up and it meant a lot to him. So thank you, Kevin Banner That's just like those anyone who helped in any way, especially again the money we raised for he and his wife for their honeymoon

Appreciate everyone. So thank you. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. All right. All right. OK. That'll break the tension. Is here. Here we go. All right. All right. Okay. That'll break the tension. Is he here? Yeah. Okay. So do we decide we're just going to pick the person?

He still has to invite him. It's the wheel, right? Yeah, yeah. We just need to drop any wheel. I thought we did something else with it. I think they get to decide. Okay. Okay.

Let's get him down here. All right. Where is it? Can you get him che? What We see his beard it's the horrendous gray He just looks Hey, can you come on down? Yeah He just looks. Hey, can you come on down? Yeah. We need you for two minutes. We got your dinner.

We hit dinner. Can you roll? All right, one second. Come down for two seconds. It's going to be really grumpy. Yeah. As opposed to chipper. I feel like it's backfiring

because people come back from these dinners kinda saying he's really not that bad. I have a blast with White Sox Dave every time I'm with him. Yeah, he's... I'll never admit that publicly. No. Kate, of course you. Yeah, he's the you. You know. Oh. Yeah.

He's the one having the blast. Oh, yeah. That quiff blast. He's like, oh. No. He destroyed you, right? No. No.

Beat that pussy up. No. Oh. She wasn't able to walk. There he is. That's because of her back problems, too. Yeah. Looking good. Dinner. Let's cause of her back problems. Looking good.

Dinner. Let's do it. All right. All right, we're gonna spin the wheel. Yep. Oh, wait. Oh! Oh!

There we go. All right. Yeah, move. All right, done. We're good. That was easy. That was easy. White's not saving the Connors. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah. That's really all we get out of this. It's getting to see White Sox, Dave. This is kind of a waste of a space for us. What do you mean? Well, I mean...

Well, once we get... Well, you said they're going to go and have fun. They're just going to eat a nice dinner. Once he eats dinner with every single person in the office, we'll retire. Well, we'll replace it with Plinko. Yeah. We just need one incident.

Yeah. Oh, we'll get an answer. We need one incident that's like, goes mega viral. Mmm. If they can tweet a picture from the dinner that gets 100,000 likes, that's when it's off. Yeah. I think you, what would you guys do?

Can it be video too? Yeah, video. I know exactly what I'd do if I tried to get 100,000 likes. I'd cut my steak. I take a picture of my stock and I'd ask if it's if it's cooked correctly and I'd have my balls on the steak. Oh, yeah Twitter how'd I do Yep, they'll do it I would do it. Oh, there's a pew on my steak. Nuts. Yep, that'll do it. That'll do it. Oh, there's a pub on my steak.

Can you believe it? Is this too, is this too cooked too much? Yeah, complaining about a hair in your food. That's your beard. That's your beard. So get right there. No, I kinda wanna do it. Yeah, that's funny.

How do I do steak twit? What? It's just what penis poking Pussy era my sirloin just over to the Pussy one of his balls one of his balls would have to have like a mysterious lump or something to to get engagement Yeah, I think Kate you could do like a birthday cake and then queef it out Hold on a sec and then you stand up bend over backwards. Yeah. Yeah, give us a couple more TJ Couple more couple more rounds queef or fart I thought

Couple more. Couple more rounds. Queef or fart? I thought... I had no idea what you were talking about. Game show sweeping the nation. I thought, I mean, I'm sorry. I wonder if I worked for like a year if I... Earmuffs. I mean, New Year's resolution. I'm gonna queef. I'm gonna be the first dude to queef.

This year, I'm gonna queef. If somebody blew air up, up it, and then you like, could you? Well that's a fart. No. We're talking about the dick. Yeah, I'm saying could you have a dick fart? No. A dart.

I can't debate this passionately. It was wrong. The A-list should be so slow. I just said Jason and Steve. Well this is a remix. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the act.

It's the act. Have a good one everybody, we love you. Snanko is a really good friend of the show and he will be missed. Alright, see you tomorrow, love you, bye.