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Let's get wood.
I was thinking about it.
So this show, there's 10 of us.
We had a packed booth today.
Who else is in there?
A lot of bodies.
10 of us, all dudes.
Bodies?
Uh-oh.
Is that a hat of Stanko?
Stanko, did you go bedhead
on day one of a fresh haircut? Jesus
Christ. That's one of the rarer Stankos.
Yeah. It's a new haircut.
NFT that for me real quick? Yeah, can we NFT
that? Thank you.
What I was going to say was we, it is
International Women's Day,
so I think we have to figure out who
is the most feminine on this show to wish
them that, because we don't have any women.
We're very anti-women.
Anyone in here wearing a pink sweater?
All right.
Lesbian look?
Listen, listen.
Oh, okay.
I can wear T-shirts with hardcore bands.
I can wear soft pink sweaters with jiggly puffs.
I am the definition of a man that can do both.
Renaissance, man. Happy International Women's
Day, Nick. No, I'm the man
that understands the assignment,
Dan.
What was the assignment? You don't even
know the fucking assignment. I understood it and
completed it. He understood the assignment.
You left dozens of them. 7,000
retweets, 6,000 likes.
It's like a Nature Valley bar. You ate and there's still half that meal is left on the plate. No,000 retweets, 6,000 likes. It's like a Nature Valley bar.
You ate and there's still half that meal is left on the plate.
No way.
I was going to say we should show the picture of female Che, but that's probably wrong.
I want to see it.
Yeah, we can talk about it.
No, because the girl is hot.
That's my idea of a woman.
She is who we should wish International Women's Day to.
I would fuck girl Che.
Me too.
I wouldn't. Why? What why it's only 20 she's
in denver we gotta block out her name and all the everything yeah don't do that now we can't show her
blur her face yeah he's blur face look at this it looks exactly like
or his face too
you could just put chase face face over top of it.
No one violated more than Brianna Chicken Fry with that big cat lookalike ass.
Oh, that girl.
That poor girl.
Yeah, but she's done that multiple times.
She thought it was getting me.
It was like, you're getting your friend.
Isn't she the woman of this show, though?
I feel like Chicken Fry is.
She's the queen of the show.
Queen of the app.
Let's get Beeman's ass in here.
Beeman's ass in here, bro?
Yeah, actually,
I don't care.
Come on.
Come on.
Beeman.
Get Beeman.
I'd like to at least
just wish her.
You've got a lot to say
without opening her mouth.
What does that mean?
What do you mean by that?
I think she has a lot to say,
but she hasn't quite
gotten to the point to say it.
Yeah.
She didn't say it with her chest.
You got flies buzzing around your stanky ass.
Oh, no, your tattoo's gone.
You finally took a shower.
God damn.
The shirt smells like old fast food.
Maybe I didn't wash it.
The way that tattoo disappeared makes me think you didn't shower for a while.
Yeah.
You do look jacked, though.
Brand shirt is this waist. The shirt's like a push-up bra. So mean. For a while. Yeah. You do look jacked, though. Brand shirt is a waste.
Shirt's like a push-up bra.
So mean.
Oh, man.
No, it's not.
It's not mean.
You're a good-looking guy.
You are.
You're a good-looking man, and you're undeniably a man.
Who's the manliest on the show?
It's me.
Besides me and KB.
It's me.
It's a feminine show.
I'd say it's Zah.
That I'm looking around.
Yeah, Zah.
Zah's no feminine.
We have a very feminine show. I'd say it's Zah. That I'm looking around. Yeah, Zah. Zah has no feminine traits. We have a very feminine show.
Yeah, we do.
I don't do flat bench.
I'd argue I'm actually the biggest feminist here.
You're the biggest feminist.
You are the biggest feminist.
So the ice cream I eat, the dessert I eat is from a company founded and led by women.
Wow.
So I actually put my money where my mouth is.
I ain't playing.
Wow.
I ain't playing. This. I ain't playing.
This guy.
All right, fine.
I'll take the crown.
I only eat Ben and Jerry's because I like dudes.
Yep.
That's how masculine you are.
Imagine if you're just like, yeah, I'm so misogynistic.
I only eat products that are made by dudes.
We should have ordered a 12-pack of those Dr. Peppers for men for today.
Yeah, 23 calories.
Yeah. Don't get it twisted, women.
I have an announcement.
Yeah, you don't know who Beeman is?
International Women's Day, Beeman is working from home.
She should.
She should.
I thought I saw her today.
Oh, no.
You don't know who Beeman is?
I know exactly who Beeman is.
Beeman's been on the show multiple times.
Easy to mix up.
Describe her.
Her name is Rachel Beeman.
She has a dog named Yogi.
He's a delightful little thing.
He's not little at all.
He's huge.
He's mid-sized at best.
He's not enormous.
He's the biggest dog I've ever seen.
He's not big at all.
He's a fucking St. Bernard.
He's an average-sized dog.
He's not big. He's a fucking St. Bernard. He is an average-sized dog. He's a Bernice Mountain dog. He is an average-sized dog.
He's not big.
He's big.
You're talking about Yogi, her dog, the brown, the black?
Call Beeman.
Call Beeman.
Oh, it was a Bernice Mountain dog.
Ever come in on International Women's Day to show off her dog?
Just ask her, would you describe Yogi as big or small?
I don't have her number.
That's a lot.
When it comes to big or small, he's big, but he's medium-sized.
I think the lack of, like, purse dogs in Mississippi is throwing off your average for a big dog.
Can we get a picture of Yogi on the screen?
This is an average-sized dog.
It's a medium-sized dog.
St. Bernard's a big dog.
He's not a St. Bernard at all.
It's an awesome dog.
Is it what size?
Large.
I believe it's a
Bernice Mountain Dog.
There we go.
Large.
Thank you.
Thank you, Spider.
If you ask people to
describe that dog in one
word, they say big.
Bernice Mountain Dog
is known to be big.
Yes.
That dog is a big
fucking dog.
You don't know what a
big dog is.
We need something to
scale.
The very good dog.
That right there,
what is that?
It's a toy. A full beater. That's a cat right there. What is that?
That's a cat right there.
That's a full-size cat.
Right next to it.
That's actually on Everest.
Yep.
That's exactly what Everest looks like. It only has one pose.
That trash can, that's industrial size.
That's a big dog.
That's a big fucking dog. That's a great dog. A good size. That's a big dog. That's a big fucking dog.
That's a great dog.
It's a good dog.
It's a great dog.
Really great dog.
I agree.
How quickly would you kill that dog, Brandon?
I wouldn't kill that dog.
Oh, you probably would because you'd be giving it way too little amount of food.
You'd be like, you're a nice little small dog.
Are you giving it as many carcinogens as possible?
Because I can't talk about this right now.
Oh, no.
Is your dog in trouble?
No, my dog's fine.
What?
Is it your fish that you killed when you transferred tanks and you killed all of them in front of your kids?
Is it your son that we're friends with?
Which, did that happen?
Is that it, Brandon?
You killed all your fish in front of your kids?
I bought him a new tank.
You have to switch the water slowly.
I did.
I did it over a three-day period.
Even the bags floating in there?
I did everything they told me to do, and I lost 80% of the fish.
80%?
How many fish did you have?
Five.
So you lost four.
That's still a genocide, though.
That is.
80% of anything is a genocide.
You tried to wipe them off the face of the earth.
My nine-year-old.
What was this?
Sunday.
My nine-year-old wants me to die.
I wish you would. A fish. He hasn't spoken to you but they're his fish i never got like i had a fish when i was younger
i never got never really built a good this is about my nine-year-old not really it's a really
dark thought but it would be kind of funny if you killed yourself and then like in 10 years
your nine-year-old now 19 year old was like why is Dad not here? It's like, well, you said you wanted him to die after you killed
all the fish. That was your wish.
We got one surviving
fish just plugging on. What's it called?
Just get more. Get $4.
Why don't you buy... They're like children of men.
I'm going to buy a bunch more, and we're just going to have
two tanks. We're going to have the old tank
and then the new tank. Death tank and the live tank.
The cursed tank.
The new tank is a big, expensive tank, and the old one's just a little seven-gall new tank. Death tank and the live tank. The cursed tank. The new tank is a big, expensive tank.
And the old one's just a little seven-gallon tank.
You want to sneak into your house and put chlorine in it?
I don't think it's necessarily necessary.
Wipe them out.
My little yogi dog?
Yeah, I mean, she's saying that's a fucking monster truck.
It's a big dog.
Yeah, Wayne is in a little man.
Oh, yeah, he is.
Did she let you use her dog for an ad?
He's bigger than life.
Absolutely.
He is larger than life. Yeah, you're he is. He's not. He's bigger than life. Absolutely. He is larger than life.
Yeah, you're right.
Wait, so there's two tanks.
One is a regular tank.
The other tank is Auschwitz.
That's right.
You're just going to keep transferring them?
No, I'm not going to transfer anymore.
He's going to live in the tank that he can survive in,
and then I got to get the other one up to code and get him.
Up to code?
A two-tank home is a little bit of a hoopty
move i did everything i did everything the people at petco told me to do i don't think you did i
did tell me how you did that work there part-time what'd you do break it down i i got i got the new
tank i got uh i put new water in it and i took half the water out of their tank put it in there
uh and and and tried to get the bacteria and all that and get it going and the filter.
And I put in the conditioner they wanted me to put in,
and I let it marinate.
I let it germinate for three days.
You put conditioner in it?
And I put them in.
Was it wood?
It was almost immediate.
I put the adequate amount of wood in there.
Fish love wood.
Yeah.
My childhood fish blew up, like exploded in my tank because i fed it too much
oh is it a puffer wow um i don't know whatever you get at the store those don't blow fish they
just die i remember when we used to have larry like people get mad because we went through like
a couple there was a stretch where our larry died every two weeks. People were like, this is so fucked up.
It's a goldfish.
Well, my six-year-old, I thought he was attached to the blue one.
Bluey, he called him.
And I thought he was attached.
And when Bluey died, he was the last one to die.
My six-year-old, I broke it to him.
I said, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Bluey died.
And he said, can I flush it?
And I said, what?
He said, can I flush it now? I said what? He said can I flush it now?
And I said yeah go get it.
Ran and got the fish. Ran to the toilet.
Flushed it and was so excited.
He picked up with his bare hand? Serial killer.
Yeah. Now is Tommy
implicated in this? Tommy is not
tied to the fish. Tommy doesn't give a fuck
about the fish. Okay which would make you think
huh. Tommy's not allowed
in the same tank.
So Tommy doesn't like the fish. This is think, huh. Tommy's not allowed in the same room as the fish tank.
So Tommy doesn't like the fish. This is all tied together.
Tommy likes doing cool shit.
This is all tied together.
Tommy got to come multiple times to here to the YAC, got to have a special trip to New York.
That's a big deal.
The nine-year-old was getting a little upset.
I said, what do you want?
And he said, fish.
And he wanted to have a goldfish. I said, all right, well, I'll buy
you a tank and it's going to be your thing.
Tommy gets to do this. You're going to get to
have goldfish.
Why don't you just let him smoke cigarettes?
Why don't we have the nine-year-old in here?
Why don't we have another special trip to New York?
We'll come to fish live. The nine-year-old
is negotiating right now. He wants to
come in, but I can't. I'm not going to put him on camera.
Why? I don't want them all there. Get them on a podcast. I don't come in, but I can't. I'm not going to put him on camera. Why? I don't want
him all there. Get him on a podcast.
I don't want them all to be like that.
Tommy's built for startup.
He's a different breed.
The nine-year-old is shy. He won't
talk to y'all. That's like Venus Williams
was the first one to go pro, and then
Serena, a couple years later,
they had to make sure Serena was ready, but Serena
turned out to be Serena. You think there's a better Tommy behind Tommy?
I'm not saying that Serena's better than Venus.
They both put up numbers.
Serena's much better than Venus.
The International Women's Day, you're pitting them against each other?
I'm not pitting them against each other.
Serena is objectively better than Venus.
They're a team.
Every other...
They're a team.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
Did you get it?
Yep.
Look at you.
Look at those reflexes.
He didn't get it.
I don't feel great about it circling me.
So we got to get new fish.
I did get it, bitch.
I had a fish tank when I was younger
and one of them ate all the other fish.
And then we had one medium-sized fish.
Human morality stops at fish.
It does.
Jesus was throwing rods.
Right.
No one gives a fuck about a tormenting fish. That does. Yeah. Jesus was throwing rods. Right. That's not a thing. No one gives a fuck about a tormenting fish.
The worst
form of torture is like a hook going
through your fucking mouth.
You're dragging to release.
Dragging you around along the boat.
That's just normalized. They also tortured
animals. In the Bible?
In the Bible, yeah. Oh, it's sacrificing.
Yeah, it's sacrificing.
You're right. That's what we do when we eat it no we just fucking we just torture fish for fun yeah i used to fish and we
would have these lures that had like three hooks but it was like the triple hooks yeah that really
make sure you get them in there and that shit they would like swallow it and it would you'd
have to like the guts it would almost die it would almost die every single time yeah
getting like nine hooks out of a fish is pretty difficult well you have pliers to like... Their guts. It would almost die. It would almost die every single time, yeah. Getting like nine hooks
out of a fish
is pretty difficult.
Or you have pliers
to pick them out.
We think the most...
Yeah, and then we like,
oh, I let it go back in.
Imagine us,
like a hook the size
of a Timbaland boot.
Timbaland?
Timbaland?
What do you say?
I think you wore a Nike boot.
You're going through our list.
A rapper?
Timbo.
With my goo?
That man cool.
Booked again.
Timbaland.
Timbaland.
Whatever I say, y'all gotta do.
Timbaland.
Timbaland.
When we were on the lobster boat with this guy,
and he accidentally got a fish in his lobster cage,
he would just pick it up, and he'd be so pissed,
he'd spike it on the ground.
Damn.
Really?
Yeah.
Aren't their memories so bad that if they had
a hook in their cheek, they would just
forget that they were experiencing it? Oh yeah, seconds later
you can catch the same fish. Yeah.
They're really dumb. Very dumb.
Small brains. How do you even test that?
Yeah. How do you test
Oh, they keep getting caught. Give it a wordle.
Wouldn't you think that if they were smart enough
they would not, no fish would get caught twice?
The whole SpongeBob episode about this.
Yeah, that's true.
That is where we found out.
They're playing on the hooks.
Oh, that's right.
Have you ever fished for a long time?
I love fishing.
Fishing is my favorite thing to do in life.
Yeah, we know you love all those fish.
I would really like to.
I went fly fishing in Wyoming at the top of a mountain and I caught a nice little
fish about this big.
It's nice and little.
We saw the cow.
Did you see a cow on that mountain?
Don't want to talk about that.
Am I more embarrassing moments?
I thought he saw a cow and it was just
a female moose.
Isn't that what you call
a female moose?
You're right. I wasn't. what you call a female moose? Yeah. All right.
You were right.
I wasn't.
You spin the wheel real quick?
Fuck me.
Let's do it real quick.
On International Women's Day?
Just do it real quick.
Should we have a woman come in and spin it? Let's not even think about it.
Let's not even think about it.
Let's just do it real quick.
Yeah, we don't think about it.
Let's rip the band-aid off.
Let's do it.
That's the one thing women can do.
Spin a wheel.
Spin a white.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no. Hey! my God. Oh, no.
Hey!
Almost on titles!
Fucking go, boy!
Alright!
Me! Me hungry!
My stomach rumbling!
Oh, man!
Alright, here we go. I just realized, too, this just means I have to buy it? Oh, man. What a day. All right, here we go.
I just realized, too, this just means I have to buy it?
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
For sure.
In the wheels.
Oh, yeah.
We did say we spent money. You don't have to buy it.
He buys it.
Yeah.
Let's make someone go pick it up.
All right, Lomo Saltado.
Mortar.
Let's order five from two different places, though.
I'll order some, too.
What an electric thing. Oh, wait. I want them to two different places, though. Making them make pin Lomo Saltado. What an electric thing.
Oh, wait.
Do you want them to get the profit, though?
Same place.
Should we just go back up to our kitchen?
Everyone gets a Percy Lomo Saltado on your Uber Eats,
and then we get ten drivers, too.
We have a race?
Yeah.
We can do a race.
Saltado race?
You want me to...
I'll order five.
Okay.
Well, who's the five that has to order their own?
Let's just get a bunch and do a fucking Alright everyone
A smorgasbord
A mukbang episode
Alright
Are we supposed to be ordering right now
So what are we doing
I'm gonna order three
I got yours Sass I got yours Bray
Where are you ordering from
I got yours Nick
I got yours Steven Someone get Zahn? Yeah, I got yours. Take three. I got yours, Nick. Kyle, get Roan.
I got yours, Steven. Someone get Zahn, TJs.
I got them. I got four.
I just ordered four Lomo Saltados.
Who else is ordering?
You. $100.
Jesus. They're not cheap.
Yeah, never mind.
Fuck it. The wheel is just.
The best one if y'all are ordering is
Capella. That's what I'm getting.
I getting waterboarded today?
Yeah.
I don't think so, bro.
Why not?
Wouldn't you have second thoughts?
Yeah, but I think I'm still going to go through with it.
We didn't set it up.
I watched a video by this dude named Tim Kennedy on Joe Rogan.
He says it's all mental.
Oh, okay.
Everything's all mental.
All right, my Lomos have been ordered.
He's the most annoying person alive okay. Everything's all mental. All right, my Lomos have been ordered. He sucks.
He's the most annoying person alive.
What a treat that is.
Lomos Saltado.
That was nice.
How many more should I order?
I'll get like two or three.
There's a beef and a chicken.
Oh, maybe a chicken.
Chicken Saltados?
Does that then get removed from the wheel?
That one.
That's the only one that doesn't get removed.
Okay.
We're just going to be eating Lomo Saltado every other day.
Maybe add El Saltado every time we get one.
I think the wheel just rewarded us.
It did.
We've been very good to the wheel, and the wheel's been good to us.
How about some Papayenas?
Where are you ordering from?
The only place I could find it was $29 for one.
I got it.
Mine was $25.
Yeah, $25.
Pop.
That's crazy.
Okay, I got Lomo Saltultano and a mystery dessert.
Oh.
I love a mystery dessert.
Thank you for reminding.
Sometimes.
All right, if I'm going to get waterboarded, though, I'd like to do it before Lomo Sultano's
arrived.
Yeah, you need to.
I don't know.
What if we do it with it?
What if we waterboarded you with Lomo Sultano's?
I would sign up for that.
It's a soupy.
That won't work.
No?
How bad do you want it?
Bad.
You do?
Well, let's waterboard the motherfucker.
So maybe we do it in the bathroom so we can really get the water going.
I don't want to get, like, soaked.
Well, I don't think that's...
I think if you want to be waterboarded...
You just want to drink water with a blanket on your face.
I don't think you can say that. Well, I guess I'll do it. You just want to drink water with a blanket on your face. I don't think you can say that.
Well, I guess I'll do it. I just have to change before.
I got a flight
today. You're sending mixed signals.
I'm going soaked. A lot of mixed signals.
You think I'm going to be the only person on my flight who got waterboarded earlier?
Listen, pal, we can't have mixed signals.
I don't know. It's hard to say.
Where are you flying? TSA is checking you through.
We can't have mixed signals when it
comes to torture.
He says, Tim Kennedy says it's not torture. Oh. Joe Rog is checking you through. You can't have mixed signals when it comes to torture. Tim Kennedy says it's not torture.
Oh. Joe Rogan says it is.
Oh. Why is Tim Kennedy
why are we trusting his opinion on it?
He put out a 45 minute video
of him getting waterboarded. He's like
under attack by ISIS and
stuff. He's on their personal hit list.
He sucks ass.
Once you get waterboarded, you're going to feel invincible'm the only thing i'm nervous about is this one dude on reddit
who was like one of my buddies got waterboarded and he has not he had nightmares every day for
a year about drowning and it actually took a huge toll on him mentally i was like well i can't handle
that no no wait what definitely not then they were like you actually can draw you can drown from
it it's called dry drowning yeah i mean you could drown if you drink too much water there's a lot
of not worried about it yeah dry wasn't that choking i mean you choke when you're like
suffocating yeah i think well if you want to do it i will we will we will get the bench from
the part of my take studio put it in the shower shower, and then we'll go, zoom, and we'll
fucking do it. Okay.
What bench? The bench bench.
Flat bench, bro. You wouldn't understand.
You don't do that shit. I don't do. That's
sus. It does incline in there. Is it sus?
Lay flat on my bench.
Whoa, how do you have a... What the fuck?
Do you have dumbbells? You can do that? That's not the bench.
I can do anything. Wait, can you check it?
Show us all room. Show us Mincy.
Yeah, where's Mincy?
No.
That's just a pod one.
Pod two.
This is crazy.
You should just listen to someone's podcast.
Does it have audio?
Where's that room?
Stay talking shit in those rooms.
That's KFC's studio.
Oh! Oh!
Chill, chill, bro.
Stop, stop, stop.
He started jerking off.
He was about to.
Gambling cave.
This is very bad for us.
Where is everybody?
I've had this before.
This is a really bad thing for us to have at our disposal.
Run down.
We've got to use this.
Okay.
Let me see that mincey boy.
Kyle, would anybody wrestle you in the gambling cave right now?
Anyone here?
This camera angle would be good for wrestling.
I don't.
Yeah, that's a nice wrestling angle.
Is there sound on that?
No.
I bet Jetski would.
Because we could really do some spying.
He was not bad.
Some real good spying.
Hardcore.
Jetski has the right frame.
He's one of the only people who ever would.
Who ever did.
I've wrestled you.
I've wrestled you too.
RIP Paige.
Everybody has.
Everybody's wrestled you.
Wait, can we get Mincy?
I don't know if we have a camera pointing to that particular edge of the office.
He's fresh off of what?
Nine cities, 23 days?
A year's worth of memories in 24 days.
Thanked himself.
Did he say it was a year's worth of memories?
Yeah.
Wow.
I can only imagine what kind of shit he was getting into.
Sober, too?
Imagine getting to nine cities in 24 days.
You want to do it?
Do you want to do it?
Billy, do you want to do it?
Yeah, I'll do it.
I can't do it in here? No, because we're going to get it? Billy, do you want to do it? Yeah, I'll do it. I can't do it in here?
No, because we're going to get it wet in here.
Can you grab the bench?
The actual bench?
We're going to waterboard a little.
Yeah, you can help us.
Put it in the shower.
Billy looks way too excited.
Very excited.
All right, where is he?
He's just staring at that wall.
Look at that wall That's a staring wall
Right
That looks
That looks like an I spy book
Where's Mintz
There was some charm to that
Colin Cooper was sitting in his chair
What the fuck
I guess he's gone
I mean he did a show
So he probably went off on tour. Oh, no.
Don't do that.
Jealous fuck. No, I'm just saying he probably went off on tour
again. You're so
jealous. So jealous. With jealous
rage. It actually disgusts me.
I am jealous. Oh, we should do working camps.
He's actually working.
Actually, I was clapping sarcastically.
Oh, I was.
Tommy's working. Tommy's working.
Rudy's working.
Why'd you drop the Tommy?
What?
Why'd you drop Tommy?
Anyone find out if waterboarding would be frowned upon?
I think it's fine.
All right, cool.
I'm not worried about it.
I'm going to personally say that you said okay.
Where's Joey and Pat?
What do you have against me?
What is the chat saying?
Do you think it's a bad idea?
You want to see me burn?
Yeah.
I want to see your whole...
Are you worried about the chat's opinion about you waterboarding?
No.
I just don't know.
Well, I don't want to get in trouble.
No, you won't.
You won't get in trouble for being waterboarded.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Make them shame me. I don't know. I don't know. Billy is the one getting the bench. No, you won't. You won't get in trouble for being waterboarded. Yeah, I guess that's true. Victim shame.
I don't know.
Billy is the one getting the bench.
There he goes.
Love this. He's on the phone.
He's talking to his waterboarding guy.
I'm about to waterboard again.
We got a live one.
We talked to Ray Care this past week
while we were storm chasing.
Wait, the stream Are you live?
Caleb, like, FaceTimes with him all the time.
What?
I believe that.
Yeah.
All right, so let's FaceTime with Caleb.
We can FaceTime with him and ask him if it's cool.
Oh, there's Mincy.
Mincy!
Oh, nice.
We got Mincy.
A haircut.
He knew he was coming.
Yeah, where were you walking to?
Where were you walking, Mincy?
I was upstairs seeing the boys from the social group.
Get on that mic. So, uh... What are we doing? you walking, Mincy? Upstairs seeing the boys from the social media. Get on that mic.
So the Mincy tour is over?
I mean, is it ever really over?
It's on a break.
How would you say it went?
Like a 1 to 10 success scale?
I'm going to go like Dave's ratings to not just say it was perfect because nothing is,
but I'd give it at least an 8.8.
Okay, 8.8.
It was really good.
At most, what would you give it?
I mean, the peaks.
The ride in the New Orleans Mardi Gras parade was, I mean, you know,
you were laughing when I said it was top 10, top 15.
Yeah, do you have your 15?
I can go a few off the top of my head.
All right, go ahead.
Number one and two are definitely being in the Saints NFC Championship
when they beat the Vikings and far through the pick over the middle.
Okay.
1A with Tony being at the Super Bowl.
Yep.
Saints Colts.
Okay, I'm going to have to do some thinking behind that.
Those are my favorite two.
We've got two.
Those are my favorite two.
13 to go.
13 to go is a lot.
All right, I'm actually going to have to do some thinking.
Okay, I'd like to see it in blog form. Okay, that's
a blog. Top 15 moments of your life.
I'm going to have to do some serious analysis.
Tweet out that you're working on the blog.
Let the people know that it's coming. There's going to be a
Mincy Tour blog coming.
Oh, is there? Yeah, that's coming this afternoon.
Hell yes. That was bananas.
Yes, I did that for you because
I had that all planned out when you were doing
your coffee.
Logistics of setting that up. When you were doing your coffee tweet, I did that for you because I had that all planned out when you were doing your coffee. Passing slow, yeah.
When you were doing your coffee. The logistics of setting that up.
When you were doing your coffee tweet, I had planned it like, do you want the banana with your coffee?
Yes, yes.
That was thought out.
International mincey day.
I dropped the hint that Fat Tuesday was going to be bananas.
It was.
Yeah.
And the photo of your eyes day one and day 24.
Jarring.
You look tired.
Yeah.
Yeah, it went hard, man.
You know, just tried to do everything I could literally for 24 days.
And, you know, that was the end of it, man.
And we'll be back there in a few weeks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude.
And we've got it set up.
That Final Four weekend, I mean, I don't know what's –
I'm not going to say anything.
I don't know what all is announced and what isn't yet.
But Friday to Monday, four-day experience for everybody.
Oh.
It's a whole deal.
Final Four in Kiev.
And it's going to be a whole throwdown.
I'm excited.
I'm very excited.
Oh, good.
Yeah, we're excited.
New Orleans is excited.
I would love to see Tiger Nation in Kiev.
That's true.
All right.
Well, thank you, Mincy.
Appreciate it.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Yes.
Yes.
The energy's up in the office.
Absolutely.
Mincy's back. So I think's up in the office. Absolutely. And she's back.
So I think we turn on the shower.
Back to the boarding.
Yeah, we turn on the shower, and then we also pour water into his mouth.
The shower is not going to do anything.
So how many people?
It sets a baseline of like, ooh.
I know.
The shower's going to be annoying because then my clothes are all going to get wet.
Who's in charge of the waterboarding?
I'm not.
Not it.
AB. I think it's a KB and Owen job.
We can do it.
Who's filming on the phone?
That could be a Stephen Che.
Or I could film Kyle Kempour. Can we show
female Che yet? But you have to
get a lot of water. Do we have a water
jug that you can pour?
We should. We have a bar.
Or a hose?
Yeah, we can get one.
A hose would be ideal.
You know how you do it in like spurts?
Yeah, you don't just empty the whole thing for like five minutes straight.
Yeah, I want to see that.
You should learn up on how to waterboard first, KB, just so you do it right.
I have an idea.
I have a feel.
Okay.
All right, so go.
I mean, it's in there.
Just go by feel then. Ready to go already? What vessel am I pouring? Just use one of a feel. Alright, so go. It's in there.
Ready to go already?
What vessel am I pouring? Just use one of these helmets.
A helmet? Yeah.
I'll use one of the helmets.
That's perfect for holding water.
There's holes in the top of the helmet.
How else are you going to pour the water?
Let's test it.
He's not a begonia.
He's a begonia.
Yeah, he is.
Perfect. Yeah, he is. He always has. Oh, poor man. Don't.
Perfect.
Yeah, that worked.
Now dump.
Can you dump?
Can you dump on?
Yeah.
That's good.
Perfect.
We always get our pile of wires wet.
There's no holes in the towel bed.
We have a bird's nest pile of wires here. Just soak it. It's got a nice soak. I need a towel. Let's no holes in the towel bed. We have a word system pile of wires here.
We just soak it. It's got a nice
soak. I need a towel.
We got to clean these wires.
We got towels over here. Right there, yeah. Oh, for my face.
The gray one right there.
I'm not using the gray one. No, the gray one actually isn't
the pistol. It's a different gray one. We have a bunch of gray ones.
There actually is. It's a white one then. There's a bag
of gray ones that haven't been used right there under
all that shit, I think.
Yeah, there is.
What's the time that I'm trying to get?
45 minutes.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not doing 45 minutes.
How about five seconds?
You don't think I'm going to do five seconds?
No.
Have you met you?
Well, it's not.
No, we're going to do spurts.
So you'll be able to take it for a while.
Alright.
There she is.
This is uncomfortable. We should take this down.
But again,
beautiful girl. Take it off. Beautiful girl. Take it off.
Take it off.
National Women's Day. We're trying to
celebrate. Trying to figure out a way to be women adjacent
on this show
refuses to have women on it
think about the moves they could do together
she could unlock his eye
she can get into his fucking
photos
on his eye cloud look at all his plays.
Bucks plays.
We got to talk about the Tourette's girl.
She made an appearance on Dr. Phil.
Still doing the bit and I respect it.
I think she's just serious.
What if it's not a bit?
And she just has to.
Wait, what is this?
The Tourette's girl.
You weren't here.
I'm not sure you're going to like this.
There is a Tourette's girl who't here I'm not sure there is a Tourette's
girl who seems to be maybe exaggerating her illness Kyle brought in a video of a girl with
Tourette's and he wanted to call her out for faking and then we nobody thought she was like
oh I was with him I was I'm not sure she was fake until we re-watched it she was fucking like
dabbing and flossing and like it's whoo and like giving the. And then she went on Dr. Phil and was off the top.
She was like, you're bald.
Play the clip.
This reminds me of that Redskins cheerleader.
Remember, she got caught.
You got to find that, too.
There's a Redskins cheerleader.
Which is the funniest
thing in the world because she probably practiced that.
She can say whatever she wants. Rehearsed calling
him bald off the top. He's coming back in.
Mincey's got something else. What's up, Mincey?
I thought about it and have three other experiences
to put in the top five pretty quickly.
75th in the World Series
main for 90 grand.
Yep.
The time I won $100,000 in a week playing online poker.
Yeah.
Wow.
Insane.
And that was 2010 Jazz Fest.
I got to see Pearl Jam and Panic.
And I won an online tournament for 76K Tuesday and won for 15K on Sunday.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
That was right after the St. Super Bowl.
And then the whole process of the video with me screaming at Kiffin
and getting hired at Barstool.
Love it.
Yep, that's a good five.
That's a good time.
That's got to be –
It's about five through ten.
And then being at the Masters in 04 when Mickelson won it for the first time.
It's six?
It's in the six through ten.
Got it.
The energy for that.
And then one other poker one was when I had $100 to my name
and I won a $20 online tournament for 10K.
I was 23. Whoa. I thought I was a millionaire20 online tournament for $10K. I was 23.
Whoa.
I thought I was a millionaire.
And I remember I called my mom the next day
and she was like, oh no, we've lost our son.
Yeah.
I was like, this is not going to lead anywhere.
What a nightmare.
Okay.
What about eight?
How about eight?
Can I give you one more?
Yeah, go ahead.
You played a cash session with Channing Tatum.
That was good too.
That was a good one.
That's like 11.
No, but I did say I'd trade it. I won like 20 straight hands against him. And he's like 11 but i did say i traded he like i was i won like 20
straight hands against him and he's like man you're really good at poker like you want to teach me
something i was like only if you'll send me all the women you pass on a day-to-day basis
he laughed really hard but he didn't pass you any he sent i actually gave me his number and i
texted him like hey you want a poker lesson and he he blew me off. Text him again right now.
That was a long time ago. I don't think I still have it.
Heck. So wait, the women that he
passed, he was going to send your way?
Yeah. It was your request.
It was like 3 a.m.
You Ben? Fanning sent me?
I guess I have to fuck you.
Fanning said
to come fuck you?
Yeah, alright.
Don't have it that was like
20
2013
how did you lose it
I don't know man
that was a lot of fun
a lot of things have happened
between
yeah
now and then
the Ray Liotta poker story
that I always tell
y'all have already heard before
that's gotta be top 10 too
I think I have
I think I've heard that.
Roan hasn't.
Want the 30 second version?
What's the other length? 45 minutes.
There's no in between.
I mean, basically,
I was wearing a tie-dyed shirt, looked like shit
because I'd been out partying around the country for a couple
weeks and I was playing poker. Really?
This is 2011, man.
This is like, look,
38-year- old me is very
mature compared to 28 year old when i had a lot of money running around new orleans me y'all would
have y'all have they're there y'all had a field day with all that stuff but i was raising a lot
of hands because i play aggressive poker and i was wearing a tie-dyed shirt it looked rough and
he starts calling me skimpy and i was like man i've been called a lot of nicknames in my life
i've never been called skimpy so like the ninth, the ninth time he did it, I'm like, I'm never going to see this guy again.
I stood up at the Harris table and slammed my hands down and said,
you really are a funny guy.
Ah!
I didn't think it was funny, but everybody else lost it.
That was awesome.
I'm sure there are more, but those are the ones that have come to me.
I'll do some more thinking.
Let's go.
What style cop is that?
I don't know.
It's Ole Miss.
Oh, it's one Ole Miss athletic department sent me, so I'll wear it.
Like it.
Love it.
Love it.
Thank you, Mincy.
One more.
Thanks.
Is this one of our Lomos?
Mine ain't here yet.
Mine ain't even out for delivery yet.
Oh, shit.
I don't even think mine's done
is this motherfucker
getting waterboarded
TJ I just
I just sent you the setup
if you want to post it
Channing sent me
you gotta fuck Vincy
he just has like a dime
at his door
he's like oh
you're here to fuck me
Channing send ya
I'm all through
I'm over the other ones I'll be shy oh here's another one I'm all through I'm over the other ones
I'll be shy
Oh here's another one
What the hell
Yeah Channing's been
Sending me these girls
To fuck
I learned
I taught
I taught about a bluff
I taught about a bluff
Now I'm just
Swimming in pussy
Whenever he does Talk about that Like Look at that 10 years ago i was fucking wild like i really uh what what i just wonder what it was like i just wonder what he was like yeah we need to orchestrate
a field day i guess with the younger minces what were all the things that he did like was he
obviously i know because in my head i I've seen, like, crazy party guys
in my college days,
and I don't know what, like,
what he could have done that would surprise me.
Oh, I promise he was special.
Like, what kind of shit, though?
You can just tell.
Like, breaking, like,
breaking, like, pots over his head or some shit,
or, like, throwing eggs at, like, cop cars,
or, like, what kind of shit?
Yeah.
Something like that, maybe.
It's like being naked, or, like...
It's always, like, naked. It's always naked.
I just picture him with an unlimited motor.
Yeah.
Never stopping.
Like 3 a.m. being like, let's start a widespread panic concert on DVD until like 7 a.m.
Yeah, and do a power hour to it or something like that.
I respect it.
The best it never was.
The man has never led me astray. I'm trying to find this Tourette's clip
did you find the Redskins cheerleader
you saw that one
remember the girl who had
that's what their name was
who got like the injection
what did she say she got like a shot
she was like walking
she got bit by a dog all time video and then they found out that she just
had completely made it all up she could only walk backwards was that her or was that someone else
somebody else i think oh but it was something like that it was just one of the funniest internet
moments probably like 10 years ago because that woman was made up the one who could only walk
backwards who was just like yeah dog't, yeah. Dog bite,
a vaccine, Redskins cheerleader.
Do you think there's more insane people now
or we just see everybody? See everyone.
And also everyone thinks that like their
particular quirks or insanity
are like the coolest, craziest things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
Yeah, okay, so we gotta find the video
it was all
all time
so search her on YouTube
that's a long article
my word
stop
Pat Cassidy's involved in that
Pat Cassidy bit her
you asked Kate yesterday
and she was like
I don't know if it was him
it could have been
he's done a lot of weird shit
she's a writer
she is a writer
true he's kind of like if weird shit. She's a rider. She is a rider. True.
He's kind of like if men stayed on track.
Yeah, a little bit.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Wait.
What is this?
What is this? She was faking it.
25-year-old Desiree Jennings
showed me how she can't walk
without twisting jerky movements.
But she walks backwards normally.
She has a rare one-in-a-million neurological disorder that was triggered 10 days after she got a seasonal flu shot.
Wait, she made this all up, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
We can make fun of her.
Are we sure?
Can we pause it? It's all made up. Are we sure? Can we pause it?
It's all made up. Can we find, can we
make sure? It is made up.
It looks made up. I just had a flash where I was like, wait.
She actually
is really fucked up.
And that's the most fucked up thing about it, is that
she just completely made it all up.
It's very funny if she made it up. I want to watch that
again and laugh. At her.
At her making it up, not at her affliction. But the fact that that's what she assumed it up. I want to watch that again and laugh. At her. At her making it up, not at her
affliction. But the fact that
that's what she assumed it would sound like is even more
fucked up than anything we could say.
She's the true
villain. But also, KB
should be having the same pangs of thoughts of like,
what if the Tourette's girl's not making it up?
I'm on her side regardless.
Why?
Because it's fucking funny.
What if she's not doing it to be funny?
Where the fuck is this clip?
I'm going to ENT today to get my ears cleaned out,
to get the fucking wax blasted out of my ears.
And from what I understand, there's a copious amount of wax in my ears.
Who told you that?
A doctor like two years ago.
Oh.
And it's only been building up.
Someone sent it to me.
Thank you.
It's about to be chunks
of fucking wax
coming out of my shits.
Fuck yeah.
That's exciting.
I'm going to be able to hear
so much better.
Oh yeah,
she was totally faking it.
Yep, totally faking it.
Now look at this.
This has the
secret camera video
of her not walking like that.
Well now,
new video raises questions about what is really going on.
Here's KCAL 9's Lena Nguyen.
The video was painful to watch.
Almost as painful as the violent muscle spasms Desiree Jennings said she was experiencing.
In October, Jennings claimed she developed a rare muscle disorder called dystonia
after getting a seasonal flu shot.
The illness made it tough for her to talk. a rare muscle disorder called dystonia after getting a seasonal flu shot.
The illness made it tough for her to talk.
It's a battle every day.
Even more bizarre.
Look at the guy.
Wait, go back.
Yeah, that was so sad.
Boyfriend was like, you're so. Even made it tough for her to talk.
You did good there, honey.
It's a battle every day.
Oh, no.
Even more bizarre.
He literally rolled his eyes.
Walking forward, but not walking backwards. And she could run, but couldn Even more bizarre. He literally rolled his eyes. Walking forward, but not walking backwards.
And she could run, but couldn't stop easily.
I want people to look at me.
She cheerleaded for a living.
But look at Jennings now.
Oh, look at her.
Inside Edition supplied this video of her walking normally, playing with her dogs, shopping, and even driving.
Inside Edition had been secretly taping Jennings for weeks.
We've been trying to reach you and you have not been returning our phone calls.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's going on?
It looks like you've made a complete recovery.
Well, I don't want to say complete recovery.
I still have a lot of cognitive issues.
Oh, she did a fucking ax.
British?
What ax?
I was a British.
She took on an ax? I want to hear that again. Cognitive issues. Cognitive issues. C? She did a fucking ax. British? What ax? I was a British. She took on an
ax.
I want to hear that
again.
Cognitive issues.
Cognitive.
It looks like you've
made a complete
recovery.
Well, I don't want to
say complete recovery.
I still have a lot of
cognitive issues.
What was
Australian?
What was
this chick?
Jennings case by
psychogenic component.
Psychogenic meaning a
mental or psychological
cause for the symptoms.
Jennings calls the idea that her
illness is all in her head crazy.
I mean, people are
free to believe whatever they want,
but clearly
what I've been going through, I know it's not psychogenic
and it's not a hoax.
Wait a minute, what is she?
Jennings spoke with a foreign accent
that she'd never had before.
There's no way a flu shot can cause someone's accent to change.
One more thing to notice.
When Inside Edition first approached Jennings in this parking lot, she seemed to be walking normally.
But after their interview, she walked to her car sideways.
Lena Wynn, KCAL 9 News.
Oh my God, that's so much better than I remember.
What is she up to now?
Yeah, what's her name?
What's her first name?
Desiree Jennings.
I love to, just as an aside, it just dawned on me, International Women's Day.
What did the act do to celebrate?
We mocked women.
Fucking crazy bitch.
Made a mockery.
Let me out.
If we want to watch a women dub, we could do How Can You Slap?
Yeah.
Did she slap?
Dude, that was an incredible video.
I didn't remember all of that.
The Australian accent's incredible.
She's probably managing an outback.
You can say I'm bald.
I noticed that last week.
She tells me every day.
Yeah, you're bald, you're bald, you're bald.
You're bald.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
What is the...
You'd be a lot prettier if you weren't crazy.
Oh, you're bald.
Sorry.
You say I'm bald?
Yeah.
I noticed that last week.
She might have it.
She tells me every day.
Yeah, you're bald, you're bald, you're bald.
You're bald.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, that might be real.
I don't know.
That person said her first video was on TikTok.
She doesn't have any tics.
Oh, no way.
She talks.
That was really lame.
It was pretty fucking good.
It was fine.
Wait, can we pull up her first video?
Can we just snopes it?
Let's just wipe.
Desiree Jennings is a fucking hero.
What year was that?
It was like 2009.
Swine flu times.
Sideways walk to her car.
The accent.
Original anti-vax too.
Yeah, the original anti-vax.
Yeah, she's probably having a field day with this vaccine.
Oh, yeah.
It's back.
She was actually a genius before her time.
Because if she did that now, she would be a star.
She'd be on Dr. Phil.
Yeah, I had the COVID vaccine.
Look at me now.
She would be a star.
She probably died of COVID because she didn't get the vaccine.
I wonder who is telling the people at Inside Edition,
like, this bitch is faking.
Film her.
Why would they assume that was a lie?
Or how did it even get to them?
Like, dystonia is like other people have dystonia.
It's not like everybody who has dystonia gets an Inside Edition special.
I mean, the doctor said that it's impossible for that to be caused by a flu shot.
I think maybe they got that interview first.
Yeah, probably.
And then they went to talk.
So you think she Googled what to have and then decided to go have it?
I think she convinced herself she had it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think she knew she was lying.
No way.
She's probably nuts.
Like a hypochondriac.
She knew she was lying.
She was shopping at Target.
She's like laughing.
But then she comes back with the Australian accent.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Veggie money.
Oh, we got breaking news?
Mr. Slickly Cunt.
Whoa.
Wait, what?
Wow.
Oh, no.
Holy.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Russell Wilson. Oh, no. Oh no Oh no
Not Russell Wilson
Oh no
Oh no
Wow
Blake Bostack
I wonder what
Yeah that's him
That's the man
What did they have
The ninth overall pick
Damn
Who did Shafter be tweeting
About the war right now
Yeah there are bigger things.
I'm deep into this Desiree Jennings stuff,
and it has ties to Dan Snyder, Jim Carrey, and Illuminati.
Al Jim Carrey?
Jim Carrey was married to Jenny McCarthy,
who was the lead of the anti-vax movement.
That was really sharp.
It's all coming together.
Desiree Jennings worked for Nickelodeon's Dan Snyder.
Feet guy.
Yes, huge feet guy.
Started Snyder Healthcare, which was also alternative medicine.
Started a healthcare company?
Anti-vax based around Scientology with help from Tom Cruise.
Oh, no.
Should we waterboard SAS?
No, why not?
Hey, Steven, what are your thoughts on that?
We've got to talk about that real quick.
I want to know how much they gave up.
Was it three firsts?
It obviously had to be two firsts at least.
That is crazy.
So now, I mean, we just talked to Kenny Pickett.
Seattle has not formally interviewed him yet.
The AFC West is nuts.
Yes, we've got Russell Wilson, Herbert, Mahomes, Derek Carr is the worst quarterback in the division.
Why do you say it like that?
I mean, Derek Carr is an average to above average quarterback,
and he's the worst quarterback in the division, I think, by a pretty healthy margin.
That's crazy.
Now, Wilson wasn't great this year, but I assume it was because he got hurt.
Yeah, but his four or five games before he got hurt, he was balling.
Yeah.
I mean, he's still really good. He's 33 years old.
I mean, that's big time.
Denver has a ready-made
roster, essentially. Schefter said it's the biggest
trade in NFL history.
So it must be like four first-round picks.
What did they give up? I wouldn't be surprised if they gave up
picks and a player.
Like a very good player.
Who?
I don't know.
Bradley Chubb may be a little bit too old,
but Pat Sertan likes the second or someone like that.
Didn't Von Miller last night say that he's trying to be back in Denver?
No, probably.
Didn't he say, like, I'm trying to get back to, like, the 5280 or something like that,
which is the elevation of their stadium?
Maybe he knew beforehand.
Shit.
Aren't Kanye and AB buying the Denver Broncos?
Yeah.
That's a stunner.
Did you have that on your radar?
I knew Denver was all in, but I was...
As soon as Rodgers signed they were probably
trying to get rogers and then they're like oh we can't get rogers all right here's the package for
we're on our way must be sick russell wilson's way too short from what i heard it was a bidding war
for aaron rogers and if denver ponied up the amount of dollars that he would command which
apparently is 50 mil then they could he could essentially get his way there.
But Russell Wilson is cheaper than that,
but you obviously have to give up.
They would have to give up a lot for either,
but wow, Russell Wilson on the move is very surprising.
So the Bucs are a lock for Bridgewater now.
Did you give yourself Derek Stingley in the mock draft at 25?
27.
27?
Is he like a top 10 pick?
Yes.
Some projected, but he's been falling due to medicals.
He's not falling to 27.
No, I've heard things that he's going to fall in the 20s.
Oh.
You want to do this again?
You want to guarantee the other way this time?
I'd like to do it again, Steven.
Let's do it again.
Let's run it back.
It depends.
I mean, right now, right now, he didn't participate in the combine.
He got cleared from medical, so he will participate as pro day.
That could change a lot of stuff.
Right now, he has not checked out medically.
You think he's in the 20s right now?
Right now, yes.
I've never seen one mock draft, and I'm pretty tapped into it.
You read mine, so you did.
Not one credible mock draft.
Junior analyst?
Where there has been. I thought it was a there has been, where he's been mocked
anywhere in the 20s.
I introduced Steven to Kenny Pickett
as our junior draft analyst and a little part
of him died inside.
He's like, ugh. You gave your team
the best possible player you could give them.
I mean, he's a very high
risk, high reward guy.
He hasn't played well in two years.
You know what you're doing.
What constitutes a very good mock draft?
One that's right?
I think I have my finger on the pulse pretty well this time.
You have Kyler, Eli, and Florida going at, what did you have, like 15 or something?
Are you guys going to be in person this year?
I don't know if we've decided yet.
You should.
I think so.
I think it would be good in person.
A big desk.
Yeah, a big desk would be fun.
We've talked about a desk.
You can bring people.
Get you a piano.
You can zoom people on.
Yeah, we can do that.
I'm not opposed to it at all.
There are LOMOs out there.
Is that what they are?
I have not seen a LOMO yet.
There's stuff.
We can't leave until they all get here.
There's stuff sitting on the table over there.
My shits are about to arrive in three minutes.
On the table table.
That is stunned right now. I should be here by now.
I'm fucking stunned.
Do you want to see if that's mine?
That's obviously Pandex.
Mine are ten minutes away.
Does Russell Wilson want to be in Denver
because it's geographically closer to God?
Wow, this is really impressive.
That's some Lomos right there.
Does it have the credit card number on there?
Where's the credit card number?
Those are my Lomos.
Find the credit card number, TJ.
Hey, go get my Lomos.
That's what I said not to.
No, no, no.
Get a Lomos.
Also, just grab the Panda Express.
Let's see what someone bought.
Are we going to mix them all together in a pot?
Yeah.
Big fat.
My shit was high end.
My shit was rated 4.9.
Mine's two.
Which one did you get?
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
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Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two.
Mine's two. Mine's two. Mine's two. Mine's two. Which one did you get? Mine's two. Oh, you got... Mine was expensive. Did you get the flan?
Yeah.
Yeah, how did you know I got the flan?
I got flan two.
Wait, you got flan two?
That was my mystery dessert.
I know, I got two orders
of flan.
Did we order from the P.O.P.O.?
No, I ordered from...
Someone else probably got it.
Is that just a combo?
Did someone get from Coppelius?
Flan and Lomo Sultano.
Who got from...
Yeah, who got from Coppelius?
You got a single Lomo.
I didn't get Coppelius.
Oh, I did.
Owen got one.
That's for Zah?
Sure.
Mine comes with two Fons.
Put it in the middle.
We won't finish the show until all the Lomos are here.
Yeah, put it in the middle.
Yeah, I can't do multiple $25 meals.
Yeah.
All right, Sass, you want to do this?
The Yak has bankrupted itself
because it keeps hitting Lomos.
All-time Lomos.
They're begging for a wet.
Please.
Get waterboarded. You might as well get waterboarded.
Are you going to get waterboarded?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Alright, go. Do it.
If I did see Frank, just leave the bathroom.
Let's do it.
Oh, no.
Alright, so Owen, you're gonna get the zoom
And then KB's gonna figure out the water situation
Bring a water bottle
And then you can just fill it up in the sink
Well no, that's not fast enough
You need to have two water bottles
Two water bottles at the same time
The towel has to be very wet
Grab that gray towel
It gets wet progressively
Oh, it has to be wet
already, so it's soaking your... It has to
coat your mouth with wetness. Did we bully
Stanko into a hat? Looks like it.
Stanko, pop that thing off, brother.
Pop the top on that thing, Stanko.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, the angry scientist.
Oh my god, girl, you were so close with
Channing last night. Did you go home with him?
No.
Next best thing.
He was on a heater.
Suck my boy's dick right quick.
Oh no.
Channing would be the dude to do that, though.
Oh, he's a fucking goat.
That's a Channing anyway.
All-time wingman.
Drew Locke got traded as part of the deal.
It's actually a straight-up Drew Locke for Russell Wilson.
That's a great deal.
That's it.
That's incredible.
We actually do have four sports guys in here right now.
Oh, yeah.
We fucking weeded out the...
Yeah, locked the door.
Batten down the hatches.
Let's fucking talk sports.
I love even when we have a blockbuster trade in the NFL.
Russell Wilson going to the Denver Broncos.
Yeah.
KB, a part of him is like, these guys won't shut the fuck up about football.
Just get it.
Just get it.
90 seconds.
Yeah.
Did KB say anything about Steelers?
You want him?
He's a Pitt guy.
He actually said he's already been drafted by Steelers.
Yeah, but he's already been drafted by us, too.
Why did Jerry Judy just post the... I don't want Mason Rudolph.
Oh, did he get traded?
No, he just loves Drew Locke.
After you're out of college...
Multiple first-round picks.
Plus additional picks and players.
Maybe Jerry Judy?
That's the way they trade.
Jerry Judy at the booty?
That would be counterproductive, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's the way they trade Jerry Judy up your booty that would be counterproductive
wouldn't it
yeah
that's one of the
well unless they're
going to trade
I could see the
Seahawks trade in
DK Metcalf now
oh yeah
if they're just
fire sailing
I mean if they
you get a first for him
where's Chris Godwin
going to go
Drew Locke
going to the Seahawks
I think he might be
franchised the next
two hours
we'll see
Godwin yeah we'll see Drew Locke going to the Seahawks. I think he might be franchised in the next two hours. We'll see.
Godwin?
Yeah.
We'll see.
Drew Locke going to the Seahawks.
That doesn't matter.
We have the... He's not going to spy cam for them
or are they just in there
waterboarding for themselves?
I sent it down.
That would be funny
if they just came back
and Sass was just out of breath
being like,
I'm terrified.
Or like they pulled
his lifeless body out. He's's dead he's just slowly a wet fish we're just we just watch
him give him cpr in the middle while we sit and eat lomos sass would look hilarious limp oh yeah
he'd be a funny ass corpse is this wise for us to let him do this do you think that we would have to
like uh testify at a trial if he died or just the people in there?
Not all of us.
He asked,
do you think...
Recuse myself.
I mean,
he's not even getting water poured.
We're just pouring water on him.
He's getting topped off
with water.
We got more Lomos.
Fine.
How do you know?
You think if Sass died
and we went to the funeral,
we'd show up
at the funeral home
and his parents would be there
and being like,
this funeral home is itchy.
In their blood.
It is so cold in here.
His grandparents are there
and they're just like,
yeah,
this is our first time seeing him.
They like go up to the wrong corpse.
I thought,
why do you have to die on a Tuesday
so we had to have it on a,
the funeral on a Friday?
Oh,
he's done?
Are you done?
Don't go in the water while they're waterboarding?
No, we gotta wait
until all the Lomos get here.
I think we wait until the Lomos get here,
and then we end the show, but
can we cut the mics, TJ,
and people can just watch us eat?
Yeah, that'd be nice.
That's how we'll end the show.
You didn't piss on this one.
No, no.
That's the one'll end the show. You didn't piss on this one. No, no. I did not get pissed on. Puked on that one.
That's the one with all the glass.
That was a compta, right?
What?
Nothing.
They're joking.
They're fucking joking.
You can buy that wet will towel in the Barstool store right now.
Show off the towel for an ad into the camera.
Yes.
By the way, season six coins are being made.
Officially.
250 of them.
Wow.
Are they numbered?
How much are we selling them for?
I don't know.
Do we get one?
We get one, but 250 total.
We're only putting 240 out in circulation?
Yeah, I kind of love that.
That's some Bitcoin.
That is awesome.
Because then when you see the person in real life,
if they've got it, it's like, oh, fuck.
Yeah. I don't know if they got got it, it's like, oh, fuck. Yeah.
I don't know if they got a Yacht coin.
The resale market.
That's a huge red flag.
We should do season seven coins and there's like 10 of them.
Yeah, depending on how good the season was.
That's how many coins we put out.
Max of 250.
I think there should be fewer the better the season is.
Yeah, you're right.
Making it more scary.
We put out like 50,000 season seven coins.
Yeah, just flood the market with them.
But then the collector's issue are the season six coins.
Okay, okay.
This is perfect.
Oh, no.
Get Erica out of there.
Get Nardini out of there.
We need a supervisor.
Why don't you get in there?
Owen!
I'll get her. Yeah, that's there? Owen! I'll get her.
Yeah, that's a bad look.
I'll get Erica.
I just imagine being like, so you waterboarded on the yak today?
I'm probably going to get contacted.
The CEO's face.
Again, it's not really waterboarding.
He's getting water poured on him, and he's going to be like, that wasn't that bad.
It's like, well, we didn't really do it.
It's torture, but we're allowing Sass to set every
parameter and he's there
it's not torture it's like
this is like fantasy camp for torture
it's like when you get to go
and hit a dinger off
Goose Gossage
he still alive?
he said it was okay right?
yeah we did ask
he sanctioned it so therefore
performed by under supervision of professionals do not try at home do not try what you're about
to say don't do this viewer's discretion is advised so stupid but sass demanded it i've
never seen i've never seen him so excited for something three days now that he is
is that what is that gulab jamun?
Everybody guess how long he's going to last.
What is that?
Uh, 30 seconds.
No, 30 seconds.
I don't even think it's going to, like, work.
His hands aren't.
Is the towel wet?
I think Erica was already in there.
The towel's got to be wet.
Are we good?
Yeah, go ahead.
Hit him in the nuts.
Nine seconds.
This doesn't, is this okay?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
That was it.
That was it.
It went all up in my nose.
Oh, it went all up in his nose.
Oh, shit.
Like, dude, try not to get it in my nose.
More, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
You're poor.
Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's good. You're poor. Oh, that's it.
Seven seconds.
Hit him in the nuts, Owen.
Describe the sensation.
How are we?
How are we?
Oh, he's not a great...
First of all, the hardest part is the water's fucking freezing.
What?
Sass is in Guantanamo.
He's like, can we get some room temperature water here, guys?
I don't know.
How long do we have?
No, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
I think that's good.
We got a little over here.
This is uncomfortable.
This looks like a torture video.
All right. That's good, Owen. This is uncomfortable. This looks like a torture video.
Alright, that's good, Owen.
Not another cold.
Someone get the bench, too.
Owen!
Oh, he wants to do it again?
Was Kyle going to do it?
I'll give you hot water.
Hot water would be nice for him.
Toilet water.
It'd be like a spa treatment.
It goes straight into the nose. Yeah, you're laying down.
That's where they're pouring it.
This is so stupid.
Drink body armor, though.
I've been seeing body armor
in airports more. Great water
to refreshing water.
The WB with.
The WB.
What percentage of waterboarding is this?
It's nothing. It's just pouring a What percentage of waterboarding is this? It's nothing.
It's just pouring a little bit of water on him.
It's the WB.
That's a long, slow pour.
I think Sass is going to do this no matter what.
He really was very interested.
He's got it right on his nose.
It's in his mouth.
It's in his eyes.
It's like blue cocky in him.
That's not what he's pouring on his mouth. He's got a little cocky in him. The fact that you're torturing him.
That's not torturing. He's pouring it on his face.
I don't think we did it
right.
You gotta hold it down. You gotta hold it
right at all.
That was...
Exception.
That was...
That was the dumbest thing.
He just poured it on his eyes.
He just gave him a bath.
But Sass is definitely going to be like, I've got waterboarded before.
It's not that bad.
Why are these people in Kiev complaining?
I've been waterboarding.
It's literally not that bad.
I'd rather get waterboarded than fucking go to work all day.
We're joking.
He is going to say that at some point. Yeah. I'm not joking. A hundred percent. It's not that bad. I'd rather get waterboarded than fucking go to work all day. We're joking. He is going to say that at some point.
Yeah.
I'm not joking.
100%.
It's not that bad.
What point do you think I get an email being like, you guys did waterboarding?
Yeah.
Probably now.
Hold me now.
We did it wrong.
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking. Is that right? I don't think we did it wrong.
You feel right?
I don't think we did it right.
I mean, you just poured it on yourself. Piss yourself too, bro?
What happened to your dick?
You're so mighty, Sass.
Sass pissed himself on top of everything?
I don't think we did it right.
I mean, the only thing is like,
the hardest part about getting waterboarded is like,
you don't know when it's going to stop. But like would stop it whenever i wanted your hands up i think they gotta hold
your hold it you gotta have your hands and also he kept on pouring on your eyes no it was going
in my mouth i did like when you're like dude it went up my nose yeah go straight up my nose
ticklish why are you tickling Do we have all the Lomos?
Can we zoom in on that one back there?
My food never comes.
Who
ordered and who has theirs? I've got
mine. I ordered and I haven't gotten it yet.
Oh, that wasn't mine that I
just brought in. Mine's about to be here.
That was probably Nick's that just came in.
That's mine's.
Yeah, that one's mine's. Pliables. That's mine. Yeah, that one's mine.
Pliables.
That ain't me.
That's a funny name.
Is that mine?
Pliables can't have Lomo Saltado.
That's a different.
That's not.
Oh, that's someone else.
Wait, that might not be. It's a Trailblazer Chop Pudding Bowl.
It might be somebody else's if it's not mine.
Yeah, I might have just stolen someone.
Gosh, here's his name.
It's Chowley.
Someone from.
That's not even Lomo's?
Is that Lomo?
It looks like it could be.
Yeah, that's Lomo's.
That's the fries right there.
Oh, yeah.
I had your own fries.
All right, so I think we're just going to end the show,
and everyone's going to watch us eat it.
Ain't so far down.
Step to the beat of my heart.
I don't need a whole lot Come from you
I got a chicken and a
Yeah, we're gonna cut the mics
And everyone's gonna watch us eat
Alright, so you cut the mics, TJ?
We actually cut the mics
Okay Okay. Okay. It's the act. It's the act.
That's time to talk shop and do a Yankees club. It's the act. It's the act. I'm just gonna
I don't know
This sucks
Let me find new music I don't know. This sucks.
Let me find new music.
Your work can feel much smoother. That one wasn't ad free.
Somebody give me music recs in the chat. Maybe some lo-fi hip-hop to chill slash study to? TJ, it's all great. Tryhard Gamer said everyone's homework before tomorrow's yak is to watch at least one tj
channel video what if we didn't do that go watch my old fortnite clips also go follow
damage at zimbo on tiktok true Thank you. අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි Thank you. so අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි the food's phenomenal by the way i didn't know what this was until we ordered it Shout out to the 6200 people that are still here
If you have food at home
Crack that shit open
Have a bite
Stay a while
Yeah, Rutgers plays Friday
If they win I might have to fly to Indianapolis for Saturday Yeah, Rutgers plays Friday.
If they win, I might have to fly to Indianapolis for Saturday.
Andrew, the food is lomo saltado.
I think it's like lamb or steak or something with fries and rice and onions and shit.
It's mad good So Somebody said zoom on the food here. Pretty good. Looking for royalty-free music?
These motherfuckers.
Put an ad on the royalty-free track?
Zoom on Brandon Brandon got you Rutgers is a four seed
I think this food's Peruvian
someone asked what country How long until Brandon notices that the camera's on his face? I'm sorry. Thank you. Kampung Kampung so
so Can we get a next zoom?
Yeah. uh Lekker smaklig. Thank you. Terima kasih telah menonton! so let's take bets in the chat who think who do you think is gonna leave the room first
vote now Kikibosh so Thank you. If you voted for KB, you're a winner.
Oh, hey, KB's coming back. Thank you. Kanskje vi kan se på denne scenen? Thank you. Putting a poll in the chat.
Who votes next?
Who leaves next?
Go vote on it. Kjell Kjell Thank you. so
so Thank you. I don't know what just happened. But have you been on Big Head or Brandon, you won? Thank you. Kanskje vi kan se på en annen måte. Gå inn på gulvet. Thank you. Thanks David, that's a kind comment.
Oh shit, right in front of me. Thanks, David. That's a kind comment. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's going for the tombstone.
Oh, the Lumos fell.
God damn it, Brandon. Terima kasih telah menonton! Thank you. so yeah we have a vacuum it doesn't work really well though we broke a bunch of glass on friday and it took like 10 minutes to vacuum up shout out enrique Thank you. Eric, the tat's pretty healed at this point.
Looks good. Thank you. Jared, I'm not sure my travel schedule for March Madness yet.
Hopefully I get to go to a game.
Oh, shit.
It's a big cat. Let's begin.
Nate, I might stream again this weekend.
It depends how Big Ten tournament stuff goes.
I might end up in Indianapolis if we go far. Thanks, FSU Brando
I appreciate that
All the kind words
I can't hear them
Mics are muted
Actually they're all talking shit about neck right now
They're like yo
It's kind of weird.
Thanks, KKiller. I appreciate that a lot.
Apex is good. I don't know how to challenge Sass.
I play a lot of Arena, not a lot of VR right now.
Just trying to figure out the guns and stuff.
But I'm pretty sure my gun skill is probably better than Sass. I just don't know just don't know how to challenge like how to set up a 1v1 in a battle royale
hank stewart kb puts a lot of his put-ons on his instagram story these days changes the record ruckers actually wins the big time i think they're 14 to 1 right now
depends on their draw obviously like if there's an upset on the top side of the bracket
they've beaten every good team, so they can beat everybody.
I just hope that they don't end up playing a 12 or a 14.
I don't want that risk.
I'd rather them play like an Iowa or something and lose than play like a Minnesota or something and have to sweat that game.
But, obviously I hope they win.
Because I would fly to Indy for Saturday.
TJ Storm Chasers collab. That almost happened two years ago.
They went to Rutgers,
but I was in Tampa for spring training right before COVID hit for short porch.
They playing Elden Ring. No, it's not my, uh, not my style.
I've tried playing like the Demon's Souls games and Dark Souls.
Kendrick tweeted about it yesterday, so it feels like work.
I'd agree with that.
It's too much effort to beat those games.
Give me a shooter I can play for 15 minutes.
TJ to Nola for Final Four?
I would love to.
I know we're doing some stuff there.
I don't know who's going yet.
I'll look, Big Cat.
Look at everyone look at Big Cat.
Oh, shit. Hey, Paris, sorry I'm bold right now.
Are we just going to sign him like a tennis player?
No war, please. Oh, business.
He just had a heart attack. අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි අපි Thank you. Is Brandon getting suspended?
No, he's probably getting executed, I said
For war crimes
He's a big Putin guy.
See, there's the vacuum.
See, it doesn't exactly look like a modern day vacuum, you know?
And there's Brandon doing his best job to point at the stuff instead of actually doing anything to clean it.
Yeah, DPS recorded this morning. Thank you. thoughts on new batman i haven't seen a movie in a theater since 2019 Thank you. do I miss being at Rutgers I don't know I feel like I'm pretty lucky that I get to go back there
and like relive stuff but yeah it was nice having like a bunch of off time and
basically just doing nothing all day and chilling but you also have to like go to like fucking math
class i don't know i think i made the most of my time can they hear the music if they put the
headphones on they can hear they might be able to hear it. Residually. Rutgers football record prediction
give me 7 wins and a bowl win
so 8 total
would be
above expectations
they won 5 this year
so I'd like 7 next year
no matter how how it's done 7 and 6 I'll take it They won five this year, so I'd like seven next year.
No matter how it's done.
Seven and six, I'll take it.
Thoughts on gas prices?
I mean, you can complain about gas prices all you want.
What are you going to do?
Not fill your car up?
You kind of just have to deal with it.
My major was sports media journalism. All right.
That's our sign to cut it.
Thanks for chilling.
4,500 people in here is really stupid, but I love you guys.
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
10X.