The Yak - Mintzy's Last Day in New York | The Yak 12-13-22

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This will never work. It's actually going through my head. What was? How this would never work. It wouldn't. No, we need a straight man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Feet maybe? Am I that red? Am I that red? No, not at all. Is it the lighting? Yeah, then cut to me? Am I that red? Am I that red? No, not at all. Is it the lighting? Yeah, then cut to me. Am I this translucent? Yeah, come on.
Starting point is 00:00:50 We got to figure that out. Yeah, this juxtaposition is wild. You want to switch me seats? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Can we cut to Kyle? Yeah, see, look at that. That's a good hue.
Starting point is 00:01:13 That's a damn good cut to me. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty pink, but that's okay. There's Mincy in his last day. Last day clothing. What a fit. What a fit. He looks frantic.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Maybe that's just always him. Sassy boy, what's up, friend? How's it going, boys? You guys are going to be a little late. Doing pro football show? Pro football show. Roan, I think, is filming something with Tommy. So it's just the boys. And let's have a little fun by? Pro football show. Roan, I think, is filming something with Tommy. So it's just the boys.
Starting point is 00:01:45 And let's have a little fun by getting serious as hell. Za, what's going on, brother? I'm good, man. What's going on, man? I saw your tweet. Everything good? Yeah, yeah. It got figured out.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Thank you to the stoolies that reached out. We're one degree of separation from figuring that out. So it's a matter of time. So somebody made a website. Did you see that? No. Oh, I did not see that. MaryZah.com What's going on? Citizenship stuff, I believe. Visa stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Visa stuff. Can we check out MaryZah.com? I think somebody made a website. Oh yeah, I saw it. Oh shit, it is there. I think somebody made a website. Oh, yeah, I saw it. Did you? I didn't click the – Oh, shit, it is there.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah. Wait, hold on. So we don't have TJ back here. How about we do that when TJ's back? We'll do it when TJ's back. Yeah. But it's an active website. It's – I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I haven't looked at it. Would you get married? Would you have a Visa wedding, Zuck? No, no. What if she was bad as fuck bro you know what happens you know what they do so so i actually explored that back in 2014 when i graduated college with my bachelor's yeah and uh you know things were things were tight i ended up having to go back to school because i wanted to stay in here and not leave what they do is they will charge you they'll charge you like 10 grand for the marriage.
Starting point is 00:03:06 So what it is is they give you a conditional green card. You have to be married for three years. So it's conditional for three years. So they accept. You pay them 10 grand, and then within those three years, they tell you divorce or pay up. Really? That type of deal.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Exactly. So that route is a risky businessman. But what if she's bad as fuck? And rich? Zah. All right, I'll do it then. Badass. Badass.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I'll do it then. I'll do it then. All right. So, okay, look at this. Aw. So somebody made a time machine, made this website in 2004. Yeah, that's insane.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I didn't know you could still do this. I whipped that up in Mrs. Hilberry's class. Yeah. What was your first password in Mrs. Hilberry's class? You got assigned a random one. Oh, and I think I remember. I think it was a school supply. Mine was pencil. And mine
Starting point is 00:04:02 wasn't pencil, but it was in the same arena as pencil. Yeah. Not like lead or anything, like in a school supply. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a lunchbox. Yes. That was Logan Seidler's, not yours.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Do you guys have lunchboxes? Oh, yeah. Mine looked like a football. It looked like an actual football. It had a leather coat on it, too. Really? It was the size of a football. You had a lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:04:23 Yeah. Like till when? That's like a till fourth grade. You had a lunchbox? Yeah. Like, till when? That's like a till fourth grade. It's a till, mine was probably before that. Probably till second grade, then I brown bagged. Brown bag, yeah. And then I would get mad when my mom wrote my name like too fancy. Oh, yeah, no name.
Starting point is 00:04:36 You didn't do name on your bag? I'm the one who had it. It was with me the whole time. I'm not going to get confused. I stopped lunchbox early, but I did non-paper bag book covers too late. I did the stretchy ones that you could wear as a do-rag. Always, always. I think I did that forever.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Really? You didn't do paper bag? No. Those are way easier. My mom wrapped my sandwich in foil, which I still resent her for. I don't know why. It made the sandwich worse somehow. It's better than the sandwich being in saran.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Who did that? My mom. Mine was always in foil. Saran? My mom would saran them. What would you prefer, a Ziploc? Ziploc, yeah. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:05:18 I was always a foil. My mom was the worst lunch packer fucking ever. Ever. Ever. My mom knew what she was doing. My mom was the worst lunch packer fucking ever. Ever. Ever. My mom knew what she was doing. My mom was half-assed. She half-assed it big time. I brought it up, and she was like, yeah, I wasn't good.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Back to our computer class. Sass, did you have a computer class? We had a computer class when I was in elementary school. We had to walk to a building that was an orphanage. Our kids would run around amok. was in like elementary school we had to walk to a building that was an orphanage we had our kids would run around amok so our school was next to an orphanage and we had to we didn't have a computer lab so we had to use the orphanages yeah orphanages um i thought it was my mom worked at that orphanage they had us typing in like htt like the whole website name you had to type in the whole thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No shortcut.
Starting point is 00:06:05 You did not have to do that. There was a piece of paper taped above the keyboard, so you couldn't look at your typing. Yeah. Do you remember? You got in trouble. Right. But I still peck.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I don't do the hand setup. I hate it about me. I peck. I have to look down at the keyboard and just do my two pointer fingers. I peck faster than the common dude, Qwerty. You don't peck faster than a common man, Qwerty? I think I do. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:33 No way. There ain't no way. Qwerty is proven. It's tried and true. I had to do a typing class when I was in fifth grade. Yeah? Yeah. Like speed typing?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yeah, like you had to get to a certain level of words per minute. Dude, I didn't make it past the 8s tables and times tables, speed tests. You remember speed tests? Yeah, yeah. I never made it past the 8s. Dude, that was like the only thing I was ever good at. It was awful. 12 times 11.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Off the top. No. 121? Why does Mincy have the cameras on? I don't know. Is that 11 times 11? I don't know. That's not 8.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I thought we were doing 8s. 132. Well, the common one, it was up to 12. 12 was the tough one. 9 is the easiest because they got the trick. 9 was easy. What's the trick you do for 9? You put your finger down.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I never did the finger. I didn't. I did 9 times. Let's say 9 times is a hack. I wasn't fucking around with anything. I had a hack. If you were using fingers. What is it?
Starting point is 00:07:27 Three times nine, 27. I did nine times seven. Okay, so what's one less than seven? Six. Three times nine, even 27. Then what plus six equals nine? Three, 63. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I think if I went back to like eighth grade, I would fail all the classes. What time is it? I got to get out of here by 6 p.m. I have a doodling class. I. I have a doodling class. What? I'm going to a doodling class. I believe that, but what? I signed up.
Starting point is 00:07:50 It was $25 through Eventbrite. I'm going to a doodling class at 6 p.m. It's going to be the worst people in the world. The worst. Pedophile heavy. I might be, but I'm going to take a doodling class at 6. I'm going to come in tomorrow and be so fucking good. This is cool, but where are all the kids at?
Starting point is 00:08:07 It's going to be the people who... No, no, no. This is an adult doodling class. It's going to be the people who overcorrect their pedophilia by being vastly against it, or they advocate so hard against pedophilia where it's creepy. They devote their life to trying to stop pedophilia.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Alright, yeah. This is an adult doodling. Let me do a deep dive on this suspected pedophile and see what he's up to. It's like that don't fuck with cats. I've never seen it. You guys see it? Have you seen it? Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:37 That shit is insane. The people going after him are always worse. People that went after him should be in prison. Really? Just like the creepiest people of all time. People love solving. Yeah. And this guy was doing some fucked up things to the cats.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I don't know. Yeah, but there was like five people saw it. And then they like went all, it was like really weird. Mind you, this isn't a drawing class. What is this? Are you going somewhere? Yeah. You're going to a location.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah, I'm going to an art studio. How'd'd you find it it's taught by a friend's girlfriend rash yeah oh okay i'm in on it she's a good person you want to come tonight i mean i do i like to doodle but you're not very good is it begin like are you going to turn the let the word dog into a dog? That's pretty base level stuff. That would probably be in the kids doodling class. This is the adult, the one where you turn the word jumbo into an elephant. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Let me know how it is. Roni, what are you doing at 6 p.m. tonight? Nothing. The wife's out. Really? She's been let's party. I'm going to an adult doodling class at six if you want to come. It's probably nude.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Doodling? It's not nudes? I've heard of these in New York. I don't know anything about it. It's got to be a twist. 50-person gatherings, art house type of shit. I've seen it on TikTok, dude, and then there's a naked woman in the middle of it. That sounds awesome. You guys are trying to set me up.
Starting point is 00:10:05 No, I'm going. I I'm going see some titties you ever see the video of like the sex class where like the lady was demonstrating how to ride and all the girls oh yeah that video was
Starting point is 00:10:12 fucking nuts no what everyone like everyone gasped as if like she told them how to like solve a
Starting point is 00:10:21 that video can we pull that up the guy the guy demonstrator? The guy who's just laying flat on his black with no facial expressions. He was black. He was black though, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:32 That's what made it funnier. Some of them were riding pillows. They're all riding pillows. Is it a riding class? It was a riding class. She did the maneuver where you switch from front to back without dismounting. I would be afraid of dick.
Starting point is 00:10:48 That post-sex pissed after that would look like your porn. Yeah, you can let up for a second. The fire hose. We taped two two-liters together. Science. Dude, I did a deep dive on her Instagram, and it's like all that. Can we pull up some riding lessons? Where's a more stimulating place for me to sit?
Starting point is 00:11:12 We're adding riding lessons to the wheel. Well, Big Cat and Brandon are going to come in. They're going to be here in 15. Kate is sick. Oh, I shouldn't. Kate's sick then. And twisted. Rob, were you actually sick?
Starting point is 00:11:26 Wait, what was the crowd reaction like to seeing her? If I remember correctly, it was like, oh. Or, oh. Okay. They didn't know you could do that? I'll find the video. She spins around without taking the dick out? Yeah, but everyone's like that simple shit.
Starting point is 00:11:42 That's algebra one. The guy has like jeans on. He's not actually like... She's not even showing... You want a penis? You want a penis to be present? Well, it's like it's easier said than done. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Even a dildo, banana, or glass flashlight? Nothing needs to be in her pussy. There's an outcast that has a line about pulling the condom off with her pussy muscle. Did they? I think so. I know that there's that one song where, like, I can grip it, I can glide it, I can do all the little tricks and I can keep it inside it. I think that's what they're talking about, keeping the dick inside.
Starting point is 00:12:18 What does grip mean in modern slang? Like, quirk? I think it means a pussy that, is so tight that it squeezes squeezes the penis i don't know i think am i wrong is that isn't that every pussy i think that's so tight that it squeezes the penis oh as it comes out maybe it it like stays it hangs on like uh have you seen a comedian girl that everyone that's so bad that everyone's calling her like the grip reaper? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know what that is. What's that mean? I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Call her the grip reaper? The grip reaper. Does she have a really tight pussy or maybe a- It's nothing to do with a pussy, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:12:59 A really loose pussy? I'll get in. Was she a key grip? What does that mean? Oh, yeah. On a film set, maybe? I've always wanted to be a best boy on a film. Yeah, best boy sounds good.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Just be there, hang around, show off my dimples. What does best boy do? I think everyone's a boom operator, but I don't know what a best boy is. I don't know. I don't think you could do it. You're too much of a rascal. Best boy is just, there's no sarcasm to it. I feel like best boy is a little bit of Wally
Starting point is 00:13:23 Eddie Haskell type of thing. Money burn himself. He's caramelizing the onions right now, but that's a lot of onions. How was the steak yesterday? I didn't get one. I got one. Only three. What? Only three people get it.
Starting point is 00:13:40 It sucked. Only three people get an Omaha steak. Achieve gifting greatness when you give the gift of perfectly aged, tender, and delicious Omaha steaks. We all love their steaks, but their burgers and dogs are also terrific. Today, I think we're doing burgers. Omaha steaks have put together a delicious selection of various... Sorry, Nick. We have to do this before the segment.
Starting point is 00:13:58 The guys aren't back yet, so let's hold on the Omaha reason. No, I was just talking. I was nodding that. I was just talking. That's a riff. We interrupted my riff, so I guess you give me the next topic to talk about, Jay. Sorry about that. I watched Smile last night.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Was it horrific? Scary as fuck. Uh-oh. Yeah. I can tell your eyes are wide as hell right now. Bro, it was so scary. Oh, I've seen the trailer. Was it scary?
Starting point is 00:14:23 It was actually really scary. It has that eyebrowless girl in it, right? Mia Goth? Goth? I don't know that bitch. I don't know. But it was way scarier than Barbarian by a mile. It's Barbarian.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I don't know. I guess I should probably just save this for our podcast. Was it scarier than The Menu? I haven't seen The Menu. I haven't seen a scary movie since It Follows, which is pretty good. It Follows is pretty good. Very good, actually. I never watched it. Sound menu. I haven't seen a scary movie since It Follows, which is pretty good. It Follows is pretty good. Very good, actually. I never watched it.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Soundtrack. Yeah. Solid sound. I actually saw it before I knew it was popular to like. Yeah, because the premise is something that you'd click on. A sexually transmitted demon? Yeah. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:14:56 That's what that's about? Actually, It Follows. It spooked me. Everyone was saying that It Follows and Smile was the same thing, but not sexual. Knowing not. Happy then. In the booth. I go straight to the Reddits. thing, but not sexual. Knowing not. Happy then. In the booth. I go straight to the Reddits.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Well, I want to get spooked. I go to the real Reddit stories like the toy box killer. Yeah, that shit's awesome. The pictures, the thread. Morbid reality. Morbid reality, like the eeriest pictures thread. I don't get spooked by eerie pictures. The subreddit last photo is the last photo
Starting point is 00:15:25 of a person right before they die. That's spooky. That spooks me for some reason. Oh, the one... I was talking about the one where the guy just like no one knows what happened.
Starting point is 00:15:32 He just went into a store and never came out. That was a bar in Columbus. Yeah. Slavic broad in like the high heels who was about to get murdered and the guy took a picture of her.
Starting point is 00:15:40 That was spooky. Oh, yeah. I don't like looking at like... No, hated it. But it keeps you engaged. What else? Gives you tight. There don't like looking at... No, I hated it, but it keeps you engaged. What else? It keeps you tight. There was some like...
Starting point is 00:15:48 It was a pussy grip. Some like Nazi guy who like... It was before and after, before he realized the painter at his party was Jewish. And it was...
Starting point is 00:15:58 This one was the piano play. It was the look of hate. Something like that. The look of hate. That was very spooky. It was a Nazi general that found out the photographer was Jewish, right? Isn't that what happens in the movie with...
Starting point is 00:16:10 What's it called? Adrian Brody? Isn't there a super similar plot? Or I guess it's obviously a real story. What is that movie with Adam Driver? Where he plays like the... Marriage story? Detective Nazi.
Starting point is 00:16:22 His wife founds out her husband's Jewish and gets furious. Wants to divorce him immediately. Something like that happens. He finds out the photographer's Jewish. Black Klansman? Yeah, Black Klansman. I haven't seen that. It's not great.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Really? I was kind of bored, yeah. It's pretty bad. I've been bored with popular movies. I brought up that movie Patterson that Adam Driver's in. He's just a poet and a mailman, but he wants to be a full-time poet. Suck. That's not a job. Yeah. Sounds like Charles
Starting point is 00:16:51 Bukowski. That's not a job. A full-time poet? Yeah. FTP. I don't think you could be a FTP. Probably not now. When was it? What about Milk and Honey? He's burning up over there
Starting point is 00:17:06 he's putting on these nice red peppers though milk and honey she had a sequel too didn't she what's milk and honey that's that
Starting point is 00:17:17 rupee cower poet she's uh just like it was like a real like a little doodle doodles were not good oh like rm drake shit we'll not be using those it's just like yeah it was like a little doodle. Doodles were not good. Oh, like RM Drake shit? We'll not be using those.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It was like that anti-creativity movement. Yeah. I don't fuck with that. That's basically what AI is. Anti-creativity. It's pretty good. You guys been on the AI thing? The one where it writes for you?
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah. Holy shit. I'm seeing massive flames in that guy's eyeballs. That was not supposed to happen. Donnie's smiling. Did I see... Yeah, I saw a flame. You saw a fireball.
Starting point is 00:17:54 I saw a fireball. Yes. It was like a two-foot flame. I saw a fireball. Security's killing them. Holy shit. Donnie... What the fuck are you guys doing?
Starting point is 00:18:05 This is our new seats. Kyle looks too red in that seat. I look too pasty in that one. Got his hue there. And I am a nice rosy pink over here rather than a translucent white. I think that we should re-rank the seats. We should rank the seats and every week the fans should rank us. We sit in our seats like it's a podium.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I like that. That sounds like a good idea. That'll be good be good for morale yeah what do you think the number one seat is i guess the middle number one one sounds good ron yeah it's not great everyone's everyone's down with it um i'm coming out of it thankfully you sick on sunday yeah sunday was. We hung out on Saturday night and then I woke up the next morning feeling terrible but I felt fine
Starting point is 00:18:49 when we hung out. That's what a night with Sass will do to you. Yeah. Seriously. Sass. Seriously Sass is such a fucking demon
Starting point is 00:18:55 in the streets of New York. Sorry for being late. We were finishing pro football football show. Sorry Brandon. Fine. Yeah. You're on.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Gleach. Oh yeah. Yeah it stinks. Sorry that's tough. What a year. Yep. It's a good guy. Hell of a guy. Yeah, get around. Gleech. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it stinks. Sorry, that's tough. What a year. Yep. He's a good guy. Hell of a guy.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Hell of a coach. Hell of a guy. Also, all-time yak moment. Hold in. Yeah, can we play that? I retweeted it. God damn it. We should definitely play that.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I retweeted it. You can find it on my Twitter. All-time yak moment. Yeah, classic. What was that one? I remember the Kiffin one. It was the, we were doing Friday Vibes, and you had been up until the point of the Friday Vibes, Brandon had been like, let me have Mike Leach's phone number.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Let me have Mike Leach's phone number. I'm going down to Mississippi. Let me have Mike Leach's phone number. I was like, nope, nope, just, you know, guy stuff. Totally. And I got him to call in. We'll play the call. It was such a great moment. Your face.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Also, your transformation body face is just insane every time I see a video from two years ago. It's good though, right? Yeah, you look better. It's great. I think we all look better. Look how young he looks. Another call, then we'll go to...
Starting point is 00:20:02 And then Rowan will do it. Let's go to Mike in Starkville. What? Coach, what's up? Hey, how are you doing? We're doing great. We're feeling the vibe. What?
Starting point is 00:20:13 It's feeling great. How's everything with you? Well, it's going pretty good. I mean, despite the fact we're not allowed to do anything, it's been pretty busy anyway. I mean, yeah, I mean, they've carved out a bunch of rules on what we can't do, but nevertheless, we're on the phones and having meetings all the time. And then you're checking on the welfare of your players too.
Starting point is 00:20:40 And then everybody's excited to get rolling when that day comes love it love it we got uh my my guy brandon walker uh who is the biggest mississippi state fan who i think you're you're planning on meeting sometime in july he's here with me right now hey coach hey coach how you doing hey how you doing doing good how you like starkville so far oh Oh, it's great. I'll tell you, it reminds me well, it reminds me a lot of a lot of the favorite towns that I've been in. It reminds me of Aldostan, Georgia.
Starting point is 00:21:14 It reminds me of Coleman, Washington. You know, it's got the old college spirit and vibe about it, which is always important. But then also outstanding restaurants. Yeah, but then also outstanding restaurants. Outstanding, that's true. I really agree, but actually some places,
Starting point is 00:21:32 all three of those places had great restaurants. I maybe have to give the overall nod to Starkville. I mean, you can't even get into, like if you ask somebody in Starkville what the best barbecue is,
Starting point is 00:21:47 you better not be in a hurry because they're going to engage in a debate that in the end is going to be unresolved. I know. I like Spotlight myself out there on Martin Luther King. Spotlight's the best. Little Dewey's good, too, but then Petty's on Highway 12 is terrific, too. It's an only-hour show. I really like Petty's.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I've been to Dewey's, been to Petty's. I thought Petty's on Highway 12 is terrific, too. It's an only-hour show. Yeah, I really like Petty's. I've been to Dewey's, been to Petty's. That Petty's was an outstanding spotlight I needed, too. That's the holy grail. Petty's closed. I love it. I love it. So, Coach, Brandon's going to win. Are you going back down to start?
Starting point is 00:22:16 I think that's it. I'm going in July. I'm going in July. That's great. Legendary guy. Yeah. You guys both look really young in that. Really young.
Starting point is 00:22:23 It's weird looking back at old clips. I know. I also had a Mike Leach story where in the old office, it was just two studios. One was podcast studio, one was radio studio, and the main board was all the same. And we were supposed to interview Mike Leach, and a random caller just got through to our side, and he just pretended to be Mike Leach. We interviewed caller like just got through to our side and he just pretended to be Mike Leach we interviewed him for like 10 minutes and then like me and PFT the whole time like I don't think this is Mike Leach then we like asked him a specific question he's like I'm not Mike
Starting point is 00:22:55 Leach guys that's hilarious yeah that's awesome man yeah he's the best he he really was yeah sorry Brandon and in uh Mincy's last day? Oh, my God. Just tragedy on tragedy. It's been a rough day. Mincy's starting his vacation December 13th? December 13th. There's only 12 days to Christmas, so he has to get a running start at it. That's longer than the college kids get.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah. No, Khan said that. He was like, Mincy just is on a college calendar. He also asked, I think, one of the Rundown editors. Well, he invited PFT to his final Rundown. You mean like to sit in on it? No, to be on it. He was like a very big honor.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And then he asked, I think, Zupi to create a Mincy highlight package. Best of Mints. He asked for a Best of Mints, yeah. He asked for a Best of Mints. So the Rundown today will be four and a half of mints, yeah. He asked for a best of mints. So the rundown today will be four and a half hours. Yeah, yeah. And he's dressed up, walking around, talking to people about his last day. He told me that it's really not a last day because he'll be back in late January.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Oh, okay. So he was planning on never coming back. Yeah. Yeah, I figured. I mean, he's not leaving Barstool. What is he doing? He's boots on the ground, brother. Moving to New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:24:10 We're about to pop off in Louisiana. Yeah. Barbecue reviews. Concert reviews. Sportsbook reviews. Game reviews that he goes to games. Oh, yeah. He's going to block so many people in the aisle.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Someone else was telling me that someone tweeted, like, they pulled up Mincy's last, like, 15 blogs, and every single one of them was like, I did this. He's one in a billion. He is. He's kind of dressed like a Jerry Springer contestant today yeah he looks like he doesn't pay his child's he's losing custody today
Starting point is 00:24:51 poor bastard I'm going to miss him I am all but dead I took a hard fall from Barstool Grace I showed off track speed I did not have a great Saturday put it mildly oh man all but dead. I took a hard fall from Barstool Grace. I showed off track speed. I did not have a great Saturday. Put it mildly. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I owe me. Did he blog about his extension? He did. Oh, yeah. I think there's financials in there. Yeah. I probably just posted the contract. Wait, I like the thumbnail of that one, though. That's good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Oh, three pictures for three years. Wait, I like the thumbnail of that one, though. That's good. Mincy. Oh, three pictures for three years. Oh, yeah. Got it. Symbolism. There really isn't anyone like him. No. I don't want him to go. I don't either. It's one of those things that, like, if you love something, let it go.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And maybe he'll come back once every, like, six months. Or maybe we'll all do it too. And maybe he'll come back once every like six months. Or maybe we'll all relocate to New Orleans and kind of have him be the hub of the wheel. Do you think it'll get to a point where Dave's like, you have to come back to New York? No. I mean, Mincy's kind of, he's just.
Starting point is 00:25:58 He's made. He's just part of Barstool. Yeah. He's like a barnacle on a whale. Yeah. Just there like a barnacle on a whale. Yeah. He's just there. Holy shit. He's a made man like the MTV show Made.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah. He wants to become a sports gambling content creator. Yeah. It's just like, you know, he's there. What are you going to do? It's Mincy. What's your favorite Mincy memory, Che? Lots to choose from, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Tons. Probably the two that stand out are the College World Series, that video. All-time run. Yep. Was it the no-hitter? The Outlighters kid or something like that. Hits a home run after he's talking about what a pitching duel it is. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:26:49 And then the one somewhat recently where he was late and running from the path. We joke, but I would love to watch a best of. I do too. We should definitely have him do a one last fast banana. We'll have to have that.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Wet banana was really good too. Oh yeah, there he is. After the rundown, let's get him in for a fast banana. See if he can break his record. Oh my god, look at the shade of the man. I knew that visual would be...
Starting point is 00:27:23 God damn. Yeah, I'm kind of sad. Yeah, I am too. We all are. We all... I think we speak for everyone in this room right now when I say we're sad. You're allowed to. Yeah, I accept that.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Brandon? Brandon? Brandon? Sad day. Respect the king of the south. A sad day. Mike Leach was a hell of a coach. He was my guy do you
Starting point is 00:27:46 think like outside of like war and criminal activities like call uh college football head coach is the most high pressure job in america oh it's hard to measure but you like up there baby heart surgeon yeah what about baby heart surgeon? You didn't think about baby heart surgeon? They go in there with full confidence. They know they're going to get it done. They have no doubts. Sometimes they don't. I also don't think there's a lot of competition for their jobs. They have no doubts in their mind.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Kyle, just admit, you forgot baby heart surgeon. I forgot baby heart surgeon. Would you rather lose a football game or a pillow game? Dude, if you're a baby and already dealing with that shit, just give up. You're a baby getting heart surgery? That's a long road. Yeah, it is. Cholesterol's too high.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I forgot about baby heart surgery. You always forget about baby heart surgery when you talk about toughest jobs. But if a baby heart surgeon fucks up, only like maybe 10 people find out about it. If a college coach fucks up, there's hundreds of... I can't tell you one baby heart surgeon
Starting point is 00:28:43 who's fucked up. I also don't think there's a lot of competition for baby heart surgery. Like, I don't know how many surgeons are lining up for that. There can't be too many. Even if you mess up, you're like, okay, well, I'm still the only baby heart surgeon. The next baby's still coming to me. Can't fire me. Yeah, just move on to the next baby.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Too big to fail. I think it would be worse to be like a toddler heart surgeon. Oh. They have a personality. Famous toddler heart surgeon. Famous toddler heart surgeon. Yeah. How many a personality. Famous toddler heart surgeon. Famous toddler heart surgeon. Yeah. How many famous toddlers
Starting point is 00:29:07 need heart surgery? Have there ever been any? A lot. It's high pressure. Stressed out. You ever seen the Shriners commercials? Pretty sure Greg Olson's son
Starting point is 00:29:14 got one. Yeah. Greg Olson's famous. Jimmy Kimmel's son as well? I think so. Yeah. There's a lot of... Famous toddlers.
Starting point is 00:29:22 The baby surgeon of the stars. Should we do Steak Wheel? I think we should. Omaha Steaks sponsoring the whole week. You guys missed a fireball from Chef Donnie. Oh, shit. It smells so good, I haven't had much. Legitimate fireball.
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Starting point is 00:30:30 Support us. Support a sponsor. OmahaSteaks.com. Use code YAK. We're going to do Oregon Trail on Thursday, and we're going to have to eat whatever we kill. And the food today, and I think the rest of the week, Chef Donnie's getting creative with. So I just watched him pour some likeujou on these, whatever those are. Aujou?
Starting point is 00:30:49 Aujou, yes. Bless you. Clip it, clip it, clip it. All right, this is a big wheel. Does everyone want one? I want one. You got one last week. I got one yesterday.
Starting point is 00:31:03 You don't feel good. I don't want one, but I want to stay on the wheel because I want to prevent someone else from getting one. That'd be awesome. That's why you were there yesterday. You were playing defense. I was on it. You would have to eat a cold steak today, though.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I fuck with a cold steak. All right. White people shit. Let's do it. Place me. Place me. Place me. Place me.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Place me. Place me. Fuck. God damn it. All right, Jay. Jay, you going to break your... You going to eat the bun? Yeah, he's got to. You got to eat the bun. For anything show related, I can do it. All right, Jay. Jay, you going to eat the bun? You got to eat the bun. For anything show related, I can do it.
Starting point is 00:31:29 There's never been, by the way, just as an aside, there's never been a worse deal in the world than Stephen Jay doing the TB12 method for a year for this shit-ass Bucs team. Yeah. Or a guy who got a divorce. Like, you do this, you put yourself through torture to watch a terrible
Starting point is 00:31:50 football team. I was fed legitimately bad intel. What do you mean? Before I made that offer, I checked. Hey, this is not happening, right? And they're like, yeah, it's fucking done. Well, I was told on very good sources. Oh, that he retired?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yes. His intel told him that the Bucs would be good. Yeah. No, my intel told me he's not coming back. I forgot Brady retired. He did retire for like 30 days. Who was your source? I would never give that up.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Are they in the Bucs, though? I know it. You don't. Yeah, I do. You think you do. Oh, I know the other guy, too. The first guy gave me the other guy. You want me to say it?
Starting point is 00:32:28 No, I don't. Okay. It's not you giving it. You got both guys? Oh, I got both guys. If you have both guys, that's disturbing. No problem. Got both guys.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Doesn't even sound like trouble to him to get both guys. I have both guys' numbers. All right. Go eat your steak, bitch. I got both guys' numbers. All right. Go eat your steak, bitch. I got both guys. For sure? I don't have the second guy. Look what he's doing to that sandwich.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I don't have the second guy, but he'll never know that I don't have the second guy. He'll end up telling you. Oh, he will. I'll be like, three, two, one, say the name. Okay, cool. What's going on with his hoodie? It's got a little extra. Yeah, a little fat neck. Oh, yeah. What's going on with his hoodie? It's got a little extra... A little fat neck.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Oh, yeah. Front fabric. All right. Just kind of zip it. Turn it backwards. Spin it again. Fuck. I really want a steak so bad.
Starting point is 00:33:17 I'm going to have to make steak for dinner if I don't get this. Double burger? Damn. Yes. TJ. So everybody stays on to a double? We do it here.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I'm going to make a steak tonight. I'm going to have no choice but to make a steak tonight with Omar Steaks. I will after my class. Huh? I have an adult doodling class. Six o'clock today. What? Did you doodle well already? I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Are you teaching it? No. I'm in it. It's a nude painting class. No, it's not. It's adult doodling. Why do you have to learn how to doodle? I know how to doodle.
Starting point is 00:33:59 This is adult doodling. It's a doodle meeting. It's not a class. I'll learn how to doodle better. You're a better doodler than everyone in that class. Chance. Absolute chance. Why are they in the class?
Starting point is 00:34:08 If there are better doodlers than you, who's a great doodler? The teacher is an excellent doodler. Right, but you're better than them. No way. Okay. So a bunch of great doodlers are getting together to learn how to doodle. Doodle. Different tactics and techniques.
Starting point is 00:34:23 So it's networking or you're learning. Is there a professor or is there is there a professor or is it more as a professor any technique takes away from just the freedom of doodling doesn't it i think doodling is an art form i think you're you're almost slandering it right now this is like when i uh i signed up for an improv class in like i don't know 2014 because i was like i just want to you know get get my comedy chops up. And I showed up and it was like a bunch of 22-year-olds. And when we had a break in the first hour,
Starting point is 00:34:52 I just was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I never came back. I'm just going to go home and blog. Doodling seems to enjoy this. It's so bad, dude. Improv is to acting. It's paid like 500 bucks for it. I'd imagine. I was just like, I'm going to go blog.
Starting point is 00:35:02 This isn't for me. You just called it an art form. What is? Doodling. Doodling it an art form what is? doodling it's improv art I don't know where that nib is gonna go just don't think you need to learn how to doodle that's all we'll see you tomorrow spin it again
Starting point is 00:35:17 trying to have friends come with me fuck double burger you gotta eat two burgers friends come with me. Fuck! Double burger, Che. Double burger. You gotta eat two burgers, Che. There's a burger for each source that Big Cat knows.
Starting point is 00:35:32 You have to eat both. I don't think I can eat that much. I already ate my real one. You gotta eat both. You have to eat both. Unless you want Omaha burgers to pull. Oh, you have to eat both. I think you have to.
Starting point is 00:35:44 But I don't want to eat both. Yeah, dude. I think you have to eat both. I think you have to. But I don't want to eat both. Yeah, dude. Okay. I don't want to get wet. You gotta. Big ass hood. Damn, I just want to see it, though. I want to see it up.
Starting point is 00:35:56 You didn't even get any in here to smell it. That hood is nuts. Steven, come sit here. It's not even a hood. Front hood? I think he just has it on backwards. What the hell is that? It's how these uncircumcised.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Oh, it's a turtleneck. My hoodie's not backwards. It's a front hood. What the fuck is that? Stephen, come sit right here and eat both. Is that a mock neck? No, it has strings. Hey, what's going on with this hoodie?
Starting point is 00:36:18 What's your garment? My hoodie. It's got a bit of a neck. It's got a bit of a neck? Put it on. How'd that work? Like Takeo Spikes. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:36:33 It's a shame none of us get it, but thank you, Chef Donnie. That was a big old fireball you had. That was pretty good. Yeah. Donnie, are you going to be ready for Thursday? Because we have to eat what we kill. Oh, yeah? Yeah, so it's going to be, you've? Because we have to eat what we kill. Oh, yeah? Yeah, so it's going to be, you got to go steak, steak, steak, like a lot of steaks.
Starting point is 00:36:50 All right. I'm in. All you're ready. Eat burgers, too. Hot dogs. Everything. Okay, let's see this hood. Who else had a big neck?
Starting point is 00:37:01 Paul Puzlesny? Yeah, he had a wide neck. Paul Puzlesny? He had a wide neck. He had spikes. Paul Puzlesny had a big neck? Paul Puzlesny? Yeah, he had a wide neck. Paul Puzlesny? He had a wide neck. He had spikes. Paul Puzlesny had a huge neck. You called it a hoodie. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Why would you need that? What that is? I don't know. Is that for robbing an old Navy? I think it's Gap, maybe? There's no way Gap makes that. How do you wear it up? Just wear it like this.
Starting point is 00:37:26 If you were to put it on, how would you? This is. Draw the strings. Yeah, draw the strings. What's it doing? Peeking out a bird bat. Yeah, I don't know. I like it.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I get compliments on this. Looks like an astronaut helmet should lock into that. You're right. Flame him. Roast his ass. Turn off Steven's mic. Is that a gift? Can you show us that burger outwards to the camera? I just want to see how it's cooked.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I think it's two. I hate it. I don't either. You gotta finish both of them. God, it looks delicious. It's so good. Donnie's a fucking great chef. God damn it, that looks really good. The bread looks good too. Everything looks delicious. It's so good. Donnie's a fucking great chef. God damn it, that looks really good. The bread looks good, too. Everything looks good. I'm a private chef, cook for money, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Did you just order, Big Jack? Steak. A big steak for yourself. You could probably order Peter Luger to here. With its two Michelin stars. I got it. I think I lost a Michelin star. Lost its only.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Oh, it only had one? Did you guys see Sam Bankman freed? Went to jail? Yeah, he got extradited. He'll probably hold up well in jail. Seems like someone will hold up well in jail. Oh, he's the dude from FTX?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Outside of the crimes he did, well in jail? Seems like someone will hold up well in jail. He'll be fine. Oh, he's the dude from FTX? Yeah. He is quite, like, outside of the crimes he did, it's gotta suck for him because, like, I didn't know who he was and he is an ugly dude. And have you heard his voice? Oh, it's terrible.
Starting point is 00:38:56 He's a textbook dork. He's the biggest dork ever, so now it's like the world just found out you're a huge dork. Yeah. It's way worse than going to jail.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Not to play devil's advocate for him, but I kind of... Like, he didn't expect it all to come crumbling down. Oh, I think he did. I don't think he did it maliciously, knowing one day that, like, he was robbing Peter to pay Paul. I thought that he...
Starting point is 00:39:18 I think he just thought that crypto would go up forever and people would use him as, like, a crypto buying... That's illegal. That's like saying Bernie Madoff was just like hoping that Bernie Madoff was robbing like it was it was like one guy to the next guy. That's what he did. I thought it was just like there
Starting point is 00:39:34 was a massive fund and people tried to withdraw from the fund and there was not enough liquidity to like he had another fund though that was paying his FTX was paying Alameda or whatever which he controlled he was just putting FTX was paying Alameda or whatever, which he controlled. He was just putting it. He was both Peter and Paul.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Yeah. He was both Peter and Paul. Yeah. Got it. I understand. But he is a dork. I don't know. I kind of want to find a way to be on his side.
Starting point is 00:39:55 It must have been sweet for these last. It must have been bittersweet these last days in the Bahamas, just like chilling on the beach in his billionaire mansion. Being like, I'm not getting arrested. Do dorks have fun at the beach? No. I don't think so. No way. He doesn't take his shirt off at the beach.
Starting point is 00:40:11 They have their own beach probably. Dorks still don't have fun at the beach. Brings his backpack to the beach. They're probably terrified of other people on the beach, but if they have their own beach, I think they do. What's a dork on the beach? Pull up a picture of him on the beach. Probably walks around with flippers on. Bless you.
Starting point is 00:40:25 He was having a good time. He's not a dork though. Zuck? No, he on the beach. He probably walks around with like flippers on. Bless you. He was having a good time. He's not a dork though. Zuck? He's not. He's the man. He's not a dork. He does Krav Maga and shit. He's a fucking alpha. He is. He did six months of jujitsu and now he's talking like he's fucking Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Let me see Sam Bakeman freed on a beach. He definitely, yeah. No chance. Look at this guy. Get a haircut, dude. That's the other thing. Why wouldn't you get a haircut before everyone?
Starting point is 00:40:51 Looks like a combination of the six of us. Yeah. That's a waste of, oh my God. Yeah. Dork. He's actually not as dorky looking as I expected him to be. Oh, yes he is. I know he walks on his. Look at him. Look at his hands. That guy works at Barstool. Yeah. Dork. He's actually not as dorky looking as I expected him to be. Oh, yes he is. I know he walks on his...
Starting point is 00:41:05 Look at him. Look at his hands. That guy works at Barstool. Yeah. A hundred percent. It's Meek Phil. It might be. It kind of is.
Starting point is 00:41:14 And Meek Phil kind of looks like me. Uh-oh. No. Yeah. People thought that was me in the video where he kicked Frank's chair. Oh. Yeah. Frank did? Nope. Stew. Stuart Feiner.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Oh. Stew's not exactly an intention to details guy. Stuart? Stuart thought that? Stuart thought that. I don't want you confused by any other stews. Stew pickles.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Boymaker. Jay, maybe a little bit more pace on that sandwich? Seems like you're a lollygag. We do have a stew upstairs who's like a genius. Yeah. Runs like a lot of stuff, and it's very funny whenever someone's like, stew, and I immediately think finer, and then they're like, stew did this. I'm like, oh.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Okay, that makes sense. Stew changed the code on the rough and rowdy. Yeah, he's like, huh? I thought all he could do was eat clit and ass. He can code. He can program. What the fuck? Clit and ass just takes precedence.
Starting point is 00:42:16 15 minutes of ass eating, I'm just desperate to see all the ways that he changes it up the whole time. Yeah. Without ever going back to the clit. That's got to be a lot. That's got to be in your head, the shot clock. I feel like you have to go out, you kiss cheek, kiss cheek, go.
Starting point is 00:42:33 There has to be some sort of... Yeah. Like a genuflect. You ever think about... You take intermissions to make out with each butt cheek? No, no. If I had to guess how the good ones do it. How the greats, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Steven, do you ever visualize Stu eating his wife's ass? No. Take a bite. And then while you're chewing, think about it. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Oh, Stu, keep eating my ass. That's what she was saying.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I don't know what Stu's family looks like. He posts them all the time. He brings them to the office constantly. His son I think I've met before. You know what Stu looks like, so that's half the equation. He's a fine looking dude. There's the other Stu. Height impaired.
Starting point is 00:43:19 There's the other Stu. You rarely see him. He lives in Nashville. Wow. What? Height impaired? He lives in Nashville. Stu? Yeah. He lives in Nashville. Wow. What? He lives in Nashville. Stu?
Starting point is 00:43:27 Yeah. He lives in Nashville. How does everybody get to live in the South? What do you mean he lives in Nashville? Oh, Tennessee. I mean, what do you not understand about that? He's here all the time. He comes here once a month. We just happen to see him?
Starting point is 00:43:40 Today's the day he's here? Yeah. And we just brought him up for the first time ever? Yeah, he's a good dude. I know him. Oh, you know him? I'm seeing how that's coincidental I used to work with him pretty closely oh somewhat closely
Starting point is 00:43:50 probably hates you no we have a great relationship let's hear the other side of that alright down the hatch come on we have another burger left growing boy
Starting point is 00:44:03 keep eating how did you like that bun it's a good bun right Mitch. Come on. We have another burger left. Growing boy. Keep eating. How did you like that bun? It's a good bun, right? Is it brioche? I think it's ciabatta. You thought I would say that was brioche. Nah.
Starting point is 00:44:21 No, not at all, my friend. Brandon. Hey. I want to play the video you sent. No. All right. That one's just for you guys. Please. That. I want to play the video you sent. No. All right. That was just for you guys. Please.
Starting point is 00:44:28 That was just for you guys. It's so funny. Can we talk about it? Wait, I didn't watch it. How? Why not? You're selfish. You are.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Yeah, I've been the, you know. Brandon sent a video to the group chat last night. I do want to watch it now. Watch it now. Turn the volume up so we can all hear night. I do want to watch it now. Watch it now. 20 seconds. Turn the volume up so we can all hear it. Let's keep this one to ourselves. This one's harmless. I'm going to watch. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I agree with that. Context is just we won't say anything else. Tommy had a question. Yeah. He had a question. About the birds and the bees. It was a coming of age question. He had a question about a specific number.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Yeah. A position, if you will. And then Stephen Cheh responded. Stephen Cheh just made it perverted. Yeah, he responded in the chat, 69 is an awesome position. 69 is underrated. Oh, we're just saying it. Just didn't even acknowledge the Tommy part.
Starting point is 00:45:17 We ignored it. Yeah, Stephen Cheh just, from the cloud, 69 is an awesome position. Made me want to throw up. It's a pretty harmless video yeah but i just just some things i gotta keep in the house yeah i get it i get it you want to preserve your child best part about the video was when you were like where did you hear that and he's like from you yeah i heard it from you dad that's his default answer because i never would have said that in front of that old like drug commercial i learned from you, Dad. That's his default answer, because I never would have said that in front of him. That old, like, drug commercial. I learned from you. He's such a cogent speaker. He was like, yeah, I hear it pretty often
Starting point is 00:45:50 on YouTube. I see it pretty often. And it's always in a joking manner. Yeah. Yeah. Stephen's like, don't joke about that. He's crazy cogent. So fucking underrated. So cogent. I would say 69ing is probably the most talked about sex position in the world. And I would say it's overrated. It can't be underrated. I cogent. So really cogent. I would say 69ing is probably the most talked about sex position in the world.
Starting point is 00:46:06 And I would say it's overrated. It can't be underrated. Yeah. I would say it's overrated as well. Yeah, it's very overrated. Now, reverse cowgirl? Underrated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:15 No one's ever talking about that. Oh. Nobody talks about it. In 07, we talked about it. Nobody talks about reverse cowboy. Yeah, true. We walked in on KB doing it. You did.
Starting point is 00:46:24 But we were just talking. Didn't bat an eye. Who didn't? You or him? Me. I batted eyes. You batted an eye. At him.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah. We were talking about the clip of the teacher. Oh, yeah, earlier. Dude, finish the bun, Steven. You're leaving massive pieces of bun uneaten. I'd like to see that. Oh, yeah, can we pull up pieces of bun uneaten. I'd like to see that. Can we pull up the riding lessons? I don't know how to search that.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I looked it up. I found it, but it wasn't the clip I was looking for. Is it like Libs of TikTok posted it? They might have. No, it's more like it was a celebratory account. I think that people were in awe. These women are taking riding lessons from some savant whore.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Oh. This woman who just knows how to ride, and they're just, like, oohing and awing, cooing around this woman as she, like, gives the secrets of keeping the dick inside the pussy. There's also not one person in the class who's under the age of 55, I would say. Or under the weight of 210. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then it's an important lesson. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then it's an important lesson. Of course.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah. It's very important. I think that whatever is happening in that class is extremely important. Probably fruitful. Fruit for thought. We have it. It really is. I looked up riding lessons on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:47:39 It's all just little kids riding horses. There's no nudity in it, right? For YouTube. What? There's no nudity in the clip, right? No. Just watch it. Stop talking more eating. You have a nudity in it, right? For YouTube. What? There's no nudity in the clip, right? No. Just watch it. Stop talking more eating.
Starting point is 00:47:48 You have a lot of burger left, Che. Also, turn off Che's mic, please. I can hear his lips smacking. Maybe raise your hoodie to muffle the sound. Is that what it's for? Yeah, it's for loud chewers. Was that an online purchase? Do you see it on the rack?
Starting point is 00:48:12 What are you doing with that bun? He's hiding it. Finish the bun. Alright, I want a clean plate. Brandon, why don't you do the other ad? Okay. Which one is it? Ridge. Do we do Ridge?
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Starting point is 00:49:20 at 30 styles but they're all good looking wallets they're they're key case is nice too nick always has his out and he's just swinging it around. I fidget with it often. I think it's the reason that he's so likable. That's it? Ridge Wallet key case. Ridge Wallet key case is Nick's secret sauce. Yeah, were you likable before you got that?
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Starting point is 00:49:55 It depends on how they're acting. Are they acting like women? Yeah, I would. How about just colloquially like that bitch? Ah, nah. The bitch over there? Yeah, I would, yeah. You do?
Starting point is 00:50:08 I have to speak to people who have pictures in their room once. Yeah, I think so. I found a wallet in the subway the other day. Picked it up. I was like, wait, wait, what do I do? I just left it there. My hero. What do I do?
Starting point is 00:50:23 Who do you take it to? What do you do? Otherwise, it take it to? What do you do? Otherwise, it's a ton of thankless legwork unless you just leave it there. Or you could clean them out. What am I to do? Yeah, and if they go back to where they left it and it's not there. But it's just like it depends on how much you trust the rest of the world. Like do you trust everyone else to just leave it there?
Starting point is 00:50:42 In Japan, they probably would just like it would be there three days later. Yeah. But, you know, do you think that you to just leave it there? In Japan, they probably would just, like, it would be there three days later. Yeah. But, you know, do you think that you're more trustworthy than everybody else? Are you the keeper of the wallet? Nah, I didn't care. Because maybe you get $20. Like, what's the... Oh, you checked.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Yeah. If there was $500, would you have cared? My weird ass went to the Duke game the other day. The fuck? What? Yeah, Duke, Iowa. have cared? My weird ass went to the Duke game the other day. The fuck? What? Yeah, Duke, Iowa. By yourself? The old lady took me.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Oh. It was actually fly. It was fun. I loved watching. We had good seats. Like a good basketball game. Yeah. It wasn't even a good game, but I really enjoyed watching.
Starting point is 00:51:21 The Duke fans were predictably obnoxious. Did you go to Duke? In such a dorky way, too, throwing out stats. Did they go to Duke, your old lady? No. She's fucking around with one of the players, I think. Why else would you go? He didn't get any playing time.
Starting point is 00:51:40 He's not going to get in, right? Did you know what it was? Why are you wearing a big pin with a player's face on it? Yeah, that doesn't make sense. She also sent you a picture courtside at an Atlanta Hawks game, right? Oh, man. That's so new. Your girl should never be in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I'm trying to think of cities you don't want your girl to be in. Atlanta is number one. Over Miami? I think Miami is pretty tough. There's one rocket launcher, and it's in Atlanta. And if your girl posts the mirror pic with the rocket launcher, she's at that rapper's house. It's a wrap.
Starting point is 00:52:11 What do you mean? There is a rocket launcher going around somewhere in Atlanta. You've got to know some producer or rapper to get to the house party. It's a lower level. Yeah, Lil Nar used to have a rocket launcher. Maybe they're going around. Is he still around? I think he's just doing narcotic, the clothing line.
Starting point is 00:52:32 There's one rocket launcher in all of Atlanta? I'm sure there's more. There's one and if your girl's posing with it. It's over. It's a wrap. You getting the pipe? It's a wrap. You getting the WMD? It's on Facebook Marketplace. That's straight up bazooka. Did You getting the pipe? It's a wrap. You getting the WMD? It's on Facebook Marketplace. That's straight up bazooka.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Did you enjoy the game? Yes. That's a guided missile. Yes, I like basketball. Did you go to the Texas-Illinois game right before it that went to overtime? I arrived as it was ending. That's kind of dope. That's that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Maybe you'll see another one soon. Chris Beard is a free man Chris Beard's a bad dude Oh, yeah Yeah, that got rough What happened? He's got arrested Strangled his wife
Starting point is 00:53:13 His fiance, yeah His fiance What did she do? She broke his glasses Oh, fuck Oh, yeah He snapped his glasses I think college football coach is the most high pressure
Starting point is 00:53:24 It's very high pressure. It's very high pressure. You can throw out things like firefighter. But I think something about just having to stand on the sidelines and not being able to get a true adrenaline rush makes it way more. It's not just that. They don't sleep. They're constantly working. They work until 2 a.m. every night.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Being someone like Neil Brown. Everybody's calling for his head. He's in a small town. He can't enjoy life. Even Nick Saban, if you're the best, they're still calling for your head. I don't think Kirby Smart enjoys his life. No. I think it's probably the least enjoyable, unless you're the top dog.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Even so, it's so hard to stay on top. Never stops. There's maybe one moment you're getting clowned. Even so, it's so hard to stay on top. Never stops. There's like maybe one moment. You're getting clowned at any second. Yeah. No matter who you are. And that's the bad thing about accomplishing something
Starting point is 00:54:12 is someone's always like, what's next? Yeah. People are like, never do anything great. Look at his paycheck. It's like, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:21 He's still not enjoying life. Why you should never accomplish anything. That's dead honest. If you win a championship, like the next day, the second story is like, are they going to repeat? Yeah. But if you lose a championship, they understand that you're not going to repeat next year, so you don't even have the pressure. Losing a championship is better than winning a championship. I was having a conversation about Northwestern's head coach, Fitzgerald, who's a great coach, but he's raised the expectations of that program,
Starting point is 00:54:46 so now he's, like, fucked. Doing a good job is bad for your job. Right. He's made it so that they expect to win six, seven games, but they're Northwestern, so that's not fair. It really isn't. The only enjoyable part is, like, the little climb up, like the leaps. But even so, look at Deion trying to make leaps,
Starting point is 00:55:03 and everybody's like Dion hates HBCUs like yeah or just Dion's not swag wasn't there like McVay retirement rumors after the Super Bowl last year I think you regret they have three wins yeah four wins NFL's different I think NFL coaching is it's way less pressure way less pressure on the recruit college is a different right and you ultimately like someone else is making the roster. It's hard. College teams should have GMs. I've been saying that.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I've been saying that the program should hire legit general managers who deal with, like, salary cap, NIL, scouting, all that stuff. Recruiting. Yeah. Like, if you can have someone else do the recruiting and someone else do the coaching, I think that that would be – people have different skill sets. There are people who are probably way more XO-oriented and way more... That's an
Starting point is 00:55:48 actual sports take. I think college football coaches now probably are going to trend towards being GMs more than they are coaches. No, they need GMs. No, but I think going forward with this transfer portal stuff, the better ones will be the GMs. But what about the GM job? Well, I don't think that's actually going to happen. No, that should happen.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Was that Al Franken? Yeah. Was that Al Franken? No. Oh, I don't think that's actually going to happen. No, that should happen. Was that Al Franken? Yeah. Is that Al Franken? No. Oh, it looked like Al Franken. It's somebody, though. Who is it? Al Franken? That was a cool-ass hat. Franken's here. We had Stein yesterday. Is that Franken? Was it Frankenstein-type shit? Where the fuck's Igor?
Starting point is 00:56:20 Frankenstein-type shit. What was that? But if that was Al Franken wearing some beat- up black chucks on his little sass shit I mean I would see Franken probably doesn't bro wear great shoes
Starting point is 00:56:30 he was just on some political or some comic podcast who the fuck was he he's struggling oh wow yeah
Starting point is 00:56:39 he's struggling that's the yeah you've taken deep breaths yeah yeah you're struggling why don't you hit the bench press it's a lot of food I had lunch before this That's the core. Taking deep breaths. Yeah, you're struck. Why don't you hit the bench press?
Starting point is 00:56:46 It's a lot of food. I had lunch before this. Love it. And the bread. You ate like a bird, dude. You had a fucking salad. You want to talk about bitches? Men who eat salads.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Yes. I eat a salad every day. Bitch. I've been on a salad kick for dinner and it makes me feel really good for dinner man I mean for lunch
Starting point is 00:57:11 I understand it's buffalo chicken salad here's what you gotta do you gotta chop it all up and you gotta toss it to the completion and like 10% of salad places
Starting point is 00:57:20 are doing that you know what the hardest part about chop it up I want it all chopped up why are you so passionate about telling them how to eat the salad that's how I want it all chopped up. Why are you so passionate about telling them how to eat the salad?
Starting point is 00:57:26 That's how I want a salad. I want everything chopped up. I want to taste everything. I don't want it just to be individual things piled on one another. No, no. You're playing building blocks. Chop it all up.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Sass, you know what the hardest part about eating a salad is? Remember to take out your tampon before. Hey-oh! You like that? No, but it is nice going to bed, not being like, wow, I feel terrible.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Your food is my food's food. I like to go to bed wanting to puke. Yeah, that's what happens. In my sleep. You guys go to bed right after you eat? Right after. Directly after. I eat in my bathroom.
Starting point is 00:58:01 On your way? Yeah. You're like taking off your shirt, taking a bite. This is legitimately what I do, though. No, I do not do that. I was joking. I'm to order dinner, lay in bed, eat it. Pass out.
Starting point is 00:58:13 You eat in bed? There's nowhere else to eat. You do everything in bed. There's nowhere else to eat. Either that or stand. Have you found any food in your bed? No. No.
Starting point is 00:58:23 It just sticks to his body when he rolls over to sleep. No, I have a nice little method. Because you order the Uber Eats, you take the plastic bag that comes with the Uber Eats, you lay that out on the bed. Oh, my God. And then you put the food on top of it. But at least your neighborhood's sick. It is an awesome neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:58:45 It's worth it. Yeah, at least I don't live fucking four hours away. Damn. Yeah, I'm looking at you, bro. Me?
Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah. We live 20 minutes away. From where? May as well be four hours. Four hours from where? I live a chip and a
Starting point is 00:58:58 putt away. You walk to the office, right? Yeah. All the time. I definitely can get here faster on the subway than you walking. I took the subway this morning. You just said you walk all the office, right? Yeah, all the time. I definitely can get here faster on the subway than you walking.
Starting point is 00:59:05 I took the subway this morning. You just said you walk all the time. I switch it up. I usually take the subway and walk home. This goalpost moving bastard. Don't fucking neighborhood shame me. Also, you cannot get here faster on the subway than I can walk to my apartment. But I don't have to eat in my bed.
Starting point is 00:59:27 You wish you could eat in your bed. That's a fact. You wish you had that. I don't have to choose video games versus air conditioning. I could have both. Steven, way to go. Steve. It was very good.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I don't feel great, though. Just go throw up. What? Just go throw up. That's not fucking funny, all right don't feel great, though. Just go throw up. That's not fucking funny, all right, bro? Yeah, dude. Very insensitive, all right? You're lucky Castellani doesn't have his phone. That was quite a mince. That was another great mincey move.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Oh, yeah. You feel like the world's coming down on me? Let me talk about how I'm such a good co-worker. I called the guy in rehab. Did he do that? Yes. That was nice of him, I guess no it was it was sweet but it also was a little transparent it was self-serving it was uh it was very that was crystal clear well on the bright side uh on the bright side of this crazy
Starting point is 01:00:20 day yeah i got to talk to one of my best friends. Chris, he called me once. This was a while ago. Did you pick up? Yeah. To commend me. A rediscovering? To be very nice. Yeah, he sent me the really boosted my mood. Yeah, he's a genuine, really good guy.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Man. The thing with Tommy is still one of the funniest things. Yeah. What thing? We got another autistic of the funniest things. Yeah. What thing? We got another autistic dude in the office. Makes me feel good. He's like Tommy. He's talking to Tommy. Like a hero of mine.
Starting point is 01:00:52 People know that? Has that gone public? I don't think. Dave's talked about that. Dave's talked about it. Okay. All right. Sure.
Starting point is 01:00:58 It's funny. I'm positive. I didn't think that one had gotten out. It is funny. Kanye said that to Tommy too. I'm positive. You see Kanye yesterday? Claiming. Positive. Claiming A. Yeah. Claim funny. Kanye said that to Tommy too. I'm positive. You see Kanye yesterday claiming a crib?
Starting point is 01:01:09 Claiming autism? Kanye is? Yeah, he just claimed autism. You can't just do that. No. Well, Kanye's got to claim something at this point. So he's just grasping
Starting point is 01:01:19 at anything he can. Well, yeah, maybe it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. Let's see what sticks. See what works. Oh! It's like Spacey of jail free card. I see what sticks. See what works. It's like Spacey coming out as gay. Yes, exactly. That was an all-timer.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Where he's like, I'm coming out of the closet. Wait, but dude, we wanted you to apologize for assaulting everyone. I'll apologize as a gay man. All of those boys. That makes you a gay rapist. Pick and affliction. 0 for 2. Dog, yeah. man all of those boys makes you a gay rapist you're picking a flick oh for two dog yeah okay one or the other dude has he done one of his videos recently he always doesn't make christmas
Starting point is 01:01:55 time yeah as frank underwood is that was you pull up one of them tj it's so unsettling so weird staring through your soul where is he right now he? Is he in Italy? Somewhere, yeah. Freeman, though, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's probably living the life still. I'll still watch K-Pax when it's on. He's been tweeted since 2020.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Oh, that was the last Christmas one? Yeah. Let's watch it for old time's sake. Oh, so we haven't had a Christmas video in a while. 1-800-X-MAS. That's right. What would Christmas Eve be without a message from me?
Starting point is 01:02:29 It would be fine. That's right. What would Christmas Eve be without a message from me? That's right. Look, this past year, I've I've
Starting point is 01:02:43 Listen. Yeah. year. Listen. Yeah. A lot of people have reached out to me this past year and have shared their own struggles. With being a rapist? My ability to be there for them has really
Starting point is 01:03:01 only been possible because of my own difficulties. And while it's my privilege to offer support, has really only been possible because of my own difficulties. Does he look like Bill Murray? I'm done with him. He's such a good actor. He's so good. What a skill. He just said his own problems allowed him to help people with problems. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:16 He just wrote off his problems. He did a tax write-off on his problems. Yeah. Actually, a good thing. Yeah. I help so many people with my problems. He needs those. He needs his problems.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Thank God he was... I've been contacted by so many people with my problems. He needs those. He needs his problems. Thank God he was I've been contacted by so many rapists and I've helped him through. I guess starters you're going to want to be gay. I guess it is like
Starting point is 01:03:33 when you do perspective you could do something bad and you're like well at least I'm not a rapist like Kevin Spacey. Yeah. So thanks Kevin. But you probably can't
Starting point is 01:03:41 act like him too. Like the only person that even is on the same playing field are some of the greatest actors of all time. But who even has that? If you are a rapist, you know that he can empathize with you. He outshone Pitt in Seven. Yeah. Just smolders.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Yeah, he did. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. What are you talking about? Yes, he did. What are you talking about, Sass? Sass? Sass?
Starting point is 01:04:02 You think Pitt outacted him? What's in the box? What's in the box what's in the box right nobody makes fun of that line that is true he was barely in the movie he outdid it he outdid him he was good in that movie stole every scene i fucking love that movie yeah rocks We should do a live watch along We should just watch like Dorm room poster movies one day On some COVID Like Like that's what we were doing
Starting point is 01:04:31 During COVID Just watching Throwing on movies Yeah What are the other dorm room poster movies Goondock Saints What movie did we watch Old school
Starting point is 01:04:38 Probably not anymore Holy Grail Okay That was when I was I'd never We watched Hoosiers right Yeah Hoosiers, right? Yeah, Hoosiers was good,
Starting point is 01:04:47 but there was one movie we watched, like, damn, this movie sucks. Memento. Memento. Sandlot. Sandlot might have been... And the program wasn't great. Yeah, the program didn't really hold up. Oh, you guys didn't like Sandlot?
Starting point is 01:04:54 No, it's just we realized that it's just like, it's not really a movie, it's a... It's a skit. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, it's a clip show, yeah. For a 12-year-old. We watched Blue Chips, it was good. Blue Chips is great. I love a clip show. For a 12-year-old. We watched Blue Chips. It was good.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Blue Chips is great. I love Blue Chips. I don't think we watched Hoosiers, did we? I think we did. What's the one where someone has to dry out? The coach gets drunk? That's Hoosiers. That's Blue Chips as well, yeah. That's Ben Affleck.
Starting point is 01:05:21 What's the one where Leonardo does heroin? Basketball Diaries? I haven't seen it. That movie is dark. Is he a the one where Leonardo does heroin? Basketball Diaries? I haven't seen it. That movie is dark. Yeah? Well, also the beach, right? Is he a high schooler that does heroin? Yeah, he's just loopy as hell.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Does he do it on the beach? I think that's the beach. No, he does heroin on the beach. Does heroin on the beach? Doesn't he? I don't think basketball diaries is wild. You get sand in your needle hole. That'd be bad.
Starting point is 01:05:41 That's some New York shit. What? Doing heroin on the beach as like high school kids. Yeah, that's true. I feel like high school kids in New York always get into like crazy trouble. Yeah. Not like normal trouble, small town trouble. Something rises to trouble in New York.
Starting point is 01:05:58 I really think so. Kids that grew up in New York have seen some crazy shit. I got to rewatch kids. Yeah, they're like taking the subway by themselves when they're like eight. Yeah, small things rise to trouble when you're in a small town. But in New York you really have to fuck up. Also, when you're in a small town, everyone hears about it.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Kids is fucked up. Kids is awesome though. It's awesome, but it's fucked up bad. Yeah, it is. Remember the movie 13? I just remember the poster of the girl sticking her tongue out with her pierced tongue. Right I just remember the poster of the girl sticking her tongue out with her pierced tongue. Right? Was that the poster?
Starting point is 01:06:28 Just throw HIV around. Blue stain on her tongue? I thought she had a piercing on her tongue. That was... Maybe it was both. Chromo remixed to dance. Throw the hiv all around each other. It's a SoundCloud effort, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:40 KB, what are your favorite garage tracks this year? I don't even know. What does that mean? Garage? Like the type of music? Chicago music. Let me look. Garage.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Garage. We're talking garage. Like Fred. Fred again. Still the best. Hey. He's got some good garage tracks. We're in the semifinals and we have $3,000 on the line.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Oh, whoa. Yeah. Of the Worldifinals, and we have $3,000 on the line. Oh, whoa, yeah. Of the World Cup. The World Cup. So who has... Yeah, Big Cat eliminated my best team. Who has Croatia? I don't.
Starting point is 01:07:12 You do? So it's you against you. Yeah. Argentina against Croatia today. Oh, shit. That's today? It's right now. This has been going on.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Do people just go there for a month and just... Am I still on top? And then tomorrow, it doesn't matter on top. It only matters where it's brandished to me. Top goals, yeah, it gets a punishment for a lot. Yeah, but the money, though, is... I think you're pretty much confirmed for top goals. France wins. Everyone just owes me
Starting point is 01:07:35 $100. Yeah. That would suck. France isn't going to win. England almost beat France. You guys have been saying this. England played a better game than France. No, they didn't. Yeah, they did. No, they didn't.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Statistically, they did. No, they didn't. Look at the stats. The only chance they had to score was penalty kicks. Look at the stats. They had more shots on goal, I think. Caleb and I were in deep discussions with Buda Ben and Chef Donnie to run back our Paris video. But we can't go on Sunday. Discussions with Buddha Ben and Chef Donnie to run back our Paris video. Yes. Oh.
Starting point is 01:08:05 But we can't go on Sunday. I got a gambling competition and a bunch of shit to do next week. And he's got a bunch of interviews and stuff lined up. So maybe you guys should go. Content hack. Post it. The same one again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:20 What? The same video. I don't think Buddha Ben wants that. Post it again. Yeah. He wants to redo it. He wants to run it back. But we weren think Budapest wants that posted again. Yeah, he wants to redo it. He wants to run it back. But we weren't even definitely going to go to France. We were considering Croatia, Morocco.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Argentina? Probably not Argentina. Just pop by Iran when you're on the trip. It just takes a while to get that visa approved. Argentina? Everyone's like, anytime I post something, people are like, shut the fuck up if you're not in Iran already. It seems like things have gotten worse there, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah I post something, people are like, shut the fuck up if you're not in Iran already.
Starting point is 01:08:47 It seems like people, things have gotten worse there too. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, it's day by day. Yeah. What if you, what if you just flew over? That's not going there. Is there a flight that goes over Iran? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:55 It's not going there. But I'm saying you guys should go to one of the countries on Sunday. All right. I would do that. No, I'm not talking about you. I'm not allowed to? No. It's fucking Nick and KB.
Starting point is 01:09:09 My bad. Alright. You have son of a boy dad to do. That's why I can't go. Nick and KB go to Morocco? If it's a country, I'll go. You guys go to France
Starting point is 01:09:21 with Chef Donnie? Mm-hmm. I'm probably going to come with you guys. I don't think so, Sass. You're going to sit with Chef Donnie? Mm-hmm. I'm probably going to come with you guys. I don't think so, Seth. You're going to sit at home in your little crumb bed. Yeah, you crumb bed. I will say there's crumbs.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Yeah, oh, there's crumbs. A lot of crumbs. I mean, how could there not be? You weren't like this when we had to go to Lawrence, Kansas. You weren't down for Anchorage, Alaska. Bro. I would have. I actually would have loved to go there.
Starting point is 01:09:43 I think that video comes out tomorrow. I thought it was tonight at 8 tomorrow at 8 I thought Alaska came out already it was right before we had to go there because it was about to get dark all the time T-Lo's on his final shit we've lost dancing you know that song, KB?
Starting point is 01:10:06 Dancing. No, no, not that one. The Fred again one, bro. Yeah, I don't like those little sound bites he throws in. I do like them. We danced so hard last night. I like that shit. Did we spend the real one?
Starting point is 01:10:19 Oh, yeah. Oh, we got to. And can you guys also fill me in on what happened with the present gift? Yeah, you have to buy a gift. What's Ronat? Oh, $300 to $400? You're at $100. Or $80, maybe.
Starting point is 01:10:35 You might be $80. No, I'm $80. Steven just said you're $100. Pull it up, Steven. I'm $100. I already bought my gift. Oh, see? It's $80.
Starting point is 01:10:42 Did you guys see my text last night about that? Yeah. I can't do that. I can't buy multiple. I have to buy one. One. Okay. There's not a ton of options.
Starting point is 01:10:52 I bought mine yesterday, too. What? That's one of you boys wants a nice Tyson. Yeah, I bought two things that add up to $60. Whoa. You can do that.
Starting point is 01:11:02 One was... Yeah, I think you can do it, but you gotta... You can do it, but you have to... Like, it has to be a big thing. Don't get, like, a bunch of $20 things. Mine was, like, $52 plus a trinket. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Like, if you get a $450 thing plus a little thing. Okay. Fuck. I think you have to be in the ballpark. I think it has to be $400 plus. Okay. It's easier. Go to Roback.com right now.
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Starting point is 01:11:43 This vest is Roback. I think Brandon's wearing Roback. They have comfortable. This vest is Roback. I think Brandon's wearing Roback. I am. Roback is the most comfortable clothes you've ever worn in your life. Every time we do the college football show, I get a new hoodie, and it's like, holy shit, my life is even better now. I got a great life to begin with, but now I have a really great life because I have a Roback hoodie.
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Starting point is 01:12:56 I would cut oh six. I would cut. Goes over the body. I'm staying low. Turning around. Oh. Oh. How else would you do it? I think there has to be some load bearing by that man.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Hell yeah. She has to kind of squat down and keep it inside and she has to go sit bones to hip on him. What are you all cheesing about? Oh, jeez. Every reply is just real porn.
Starting point is 01:13:31 That was pretty close to us just watching porn on the stream. Every reply is like, oh, so like this? And it's just porn. That's pretty funny. The boys in the booth. They're really loving it. They have fun in there. We could do a swap show someday where we The boys in the booth. They're really loving it. They have fun in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:47 We could do a swap show someday where we're all in the booth. Oh, wow. You guys threw me off today with the seating arrangement. I would love. That would be sick if we just ran a show, like the Simpsons Halloween episode. Yeah, some shit like that. A crossover episode. All of us in the booth.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Like when the Jetsons and the Flintstones would cross over. Mm-hmm. Whoa. Simpsons and Family Guy. Did they do that? They did. It was a good one. Really?
Starting point is 01:14:11 Yeah, the Griffins went to Springfield. Yeah. Steven, can you go get Mincy to finish the show with the Fast Banana? And let's do this wheel. Let's do this wheel.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Chances are Mincy's probably already gone on vacation, but we can try. Oh, he's going to make us all clap for him. Yeah. We've lost dancing. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:34 It's a name wheel. Yeah, we're getting down to it, though. Love the name wheels. We got fake snow for Friday. What? A tree? Apparently enough to cover the entire surface of the planet. I thought you were talking about fentanyl.
Starting point is 01:14:49 I'm so excited. I want it to be like six inches of snow. I'm so excited for this Christmas special. I need to go get the dress clothes and the gift. Oh, my God. Dress clothes. Are we wearing dress clothes? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Fantastic. How dressy? Dressy. Unless you're a real goofball. It's not going to be like a case race. We're going to drink, but we're not going to try to get blackout drunk. Let it ease it in.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Okay. So dressy. Christmas dressy or dressy dressy? Either or. Could you do Christmas dressy? A red sweater with a turtleneck? I do have that Chris Evans sweater from Knives Out. Yeah, any sweater I think will do, Nick, even though you don't have a button down. I have a question.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Yes. When we do the Yankees swap, what rules do you guys play by? Oh, no. We don't know how to do that. Got it. There's going to be know how to do that. Got it. There's going to be some good-ass items. Nice try, TJ. Are y'all nervous that Sass is going to botch the $500 gift?
Starting point is 01:15:56 No. What do you mean? I'm not nervous. He is. Okay. Yeah, there's no nerves. How do you botch it? All right, Mincy.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Buy a $500 gift. Send the yak. You're going nervous. He is. Okay. Yeah, there's no nerves. How do you botch it? All right, Mincy. Buy a $500 gift. Send the yak. You're going away. Vacation. Christmas vacation starts on the 13th. You look like a vacation. There are going to be some show appearances and blogs. We're going to do a little work.
Starting point is 01:16:19 What do we got planned? A little work. We're going to get some good gambling content. We're going to get morning. Well, I'm going to start every day morning bowl game gambling videos. Oh, shit. I think that would be something that will be a good bit of fun. Every day, look out for those.
Starting point is 01:16:34 I like that. I think it will be good. I'm going to start some early morning bowl game videos. I need to do the wake-up minutes. I got some ideas, boy. What time is that going to be? What time do you have the kickoffs at 11 a.m.? We'll have a solid drop at about 10 a.m., 10.30. Okay, nice.
Starting point is 01:16:48 Yeah, we'll give it the solid, you know, the solid. So I'll wake up. But, yeah, man, so what are we doing here? We want to last banana to end the show. For the road. For the road. We were talking about our favorite. See, I appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:16:59 I appreciate it. In the standard barstool tradition since I've been here, you know, of course, just getting rained on on the way out. You created the rain. I'm a lightning rod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a lightning rod for rain. You pissed on your own shoulder and you're like, whoa, is this rain?
Starting point is 01:17:20 You'll survive. You're Mincy. You're Mincy. You do survive. You're Mincy. You're Mincy. You do it. Oh, he's going to set a record. Very pointy banana. Pointy ass banana. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:17:36 That'll be good for aerodynamics. Dog's dick. Look to the camera. Shout out Brandon Walker. Can't see the banana. Can't see the banana. Shout out to Brandon Walker. We're saying I should be fired yesterday. He'll be freezing his ass off in New Jersey. Oh, I didn't say that. Don't worry about the camera. Shout out Brandon Walker. I can't see the banana. I can't see the banana. Shout out to Brandon Walker for saying I should be fired yesterday.
Starting point is 01:17:48 He'll be freezing his ass off in New Jersey. Just look ahead. Don't worry about the mic. Don't worry about the mic. All right. Just read a countdown. Just do whatever you want. Whatever you go. Two, one.
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Starting point is 01:18:14 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Shout out to everybody all in this room. Well, like, seriously, you've all been great to me, including the production team. Josh, it's Steve and Tim. Just all great people. Very lucky to work for this company. And I just want to make sure you all know. Including Brandon, especially Brandon. Especially Brandon.
Starting point is 01:18:36 No, Brandon. I mean, I wouldn't be like, you know, Brandon. We go at it, but, you know. Vince, could you power rank your best moments of the year? We did like a little thing. Dude, PFT sang the city of New Orleans to me on an acoustic guitar. Oh, wow. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:18:53 I got a little sentimental. Yeah, yeah, you would. And if we're ever down to New Orleans. Come on with it, man. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. We're going to be down there doing the thing and be hitting a lot of pen presents in Louisiana. Going to be doing, hopefully me and Megan doing some fun stuff around that.
Starting point is 01:19:07 Love it. Anyway, I'll talk forever. All right, well, we love you, Mincy. It's all love. Thank you, Big Cat. It's all love. Thank you for everything. All right, let's end the act.
Starting point is 01:19:15 We'll see everyone tomorrow. Hey, Mincy, give it up for Mincy. See everyone tomorrow. We'll be back here, Brandon. We'll be right back. Bye, Menci.

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