The Yak - Mook Comes Face-to-Face with an Old Flame | The Yak 4-17-24
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Fellas, we got a big day.
Titus is back.
Roan is here.
Full house.
Yes.
It's going to be a great day.
We got to do the draft.
We got Bistro reveal.
Oh, yeah.
Which, Roan, we can explain that to you. I was just explaining to Titus.
But before we do all that, TJj are you ready with uh our guest
yeah we got will compton on because he's getting brutalized on the internet again so we wanted to
just see hear from him after yet yet again will
all right that's, that's good.
That's good.
Thank you, Will.
Will, what's going on?
What's going on?
We got a code red.
Delta Airlines.
Delta Airlines, our flight is delayed.
They're looking for a new plane.
We need an immediate face fucking on the internet.
Okay, okay.
I can do that.
But first we got to deal with this J. watt situation yeah look i'm just having a little morning stroll sipping my coffee
i'm scrolling the timeline i see that jj he quote tweets his cat that i followed for a while and he
just troll he just tries to troll and i saw jj fall victim to him I'm just thinking, oh, no, JJ got got. He just fucking grabs me by the throat and holds me underwater,
just pouring on the whole beer Olympics storyline,
which I can't help but think it's because of you, big ass.
No, no, I did not.
No, no.
He would have no clue.
He's a follower.
Pardon my take.
He's a follower, big ass.
No, no.
This is a byproduct of you.
No.
What are you?
He said, oh, man, did I rearrange?
Did I rearrange everyone's schedule to accommodate a guest only to have the guest back out?
Damn silly me.
I did not have anything to do with the original tweet.
And we don't even know if he's talking about your situation.
Yeah, and also I defended you.
Look at my, I fucking defended you right away. Every time you get all these people coming after you online i'm there in your foxhole
ready to defend your honor see no you like you i throw more gas no i said i gotta hop in my guy
wills foxhole on this one defend him technically it wasn't one guest who backed out it was multiple
guests and it's funny jj because i never saw you strut out there on punt or punt return
when the boy was out there.
We never wanted any smoke any time we played.
Yeah, but I'm sure this is going to get clipped.
Did you see Dave also?
No, he's not on.
Did you see Dave also chimed in?
Yeah, Dave's lying.
Listen, so I'm up in the air, Big Cat.
I'm texting. I'm reading the replies. I'm just getting destroyed. Dave texted me. I had to listen. So I'm up in the air, big cat. I'm going, I'm texting, I'm reading the replies.
I'm just getting destroyed.
Dave texts me, says, call me.
And I'm just like, oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Like, what is it now?
And I was like, is it positive?
I could use some good news.
He says, not positive or negative.
Anyway, we're coming down.
I call him.
We get on the phone.
We talk about whatever it was.
And then he's like, he's like, you know, I was never committed to it in the first place.
I was like, bullshit, dude.
I was like, you said yes at the start.
I was like, you said yes at the beginning.
Because when we had him at UFC, you know, we're kind of schmoozing him.
Hey, you got to do it.
Who's my partner?
He's like, okay, I can make it work.
And obviously we fell out of the good graces of Dave Fortnoy over the last month.
Dave's the most honest guy I know.
But, Will, hold on. This is actually bad because then if Dave Fortnoy, over the last month. Dave's the most honest guy I know. But, Will, hold on.
This is actually bad because then if Dave actually was committed,
that means he did back out.
That's what I'm saying.
That's worse.
Against Dave's point, you can't back out.
It's worse.
You had three people back.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
This is just a bad thing for me.
I just don't know what's happening.
No, we're just putting them back in the back out pile.
Yeah.
Look, we've lost a few guys for the Beer Olympics.
It's next man up mentality.
I'm working on a few cats right now.
I feel really good about it.
And we got to move forward.
And I need my guys on the yak and big cat.
I'm here.
Be good teammates and battle arm and arm.
Who do you think?
And you don't do it.
I have defended you every single day.
Who do you think was the guy who sent J.J. Watt's tweet to Dave to alert him?
What do you mean sent Dave the tweet to alert him?
I sent a text to Dave.
I said, do you see Wills getting brutalized online again?
He might want to hop in.
Yeah, exactly. You call me. You're like, I said, do you see Wills getting brutalized online again? You might want to hop in. Yeah, exactly. You call me,
you're like, I tell you the stories, and you're like,
man, that's crazy. You empathize very
well with me to where we're like, I'm like,
oh, Big Cat, he's a good friend. Just to go on the
internet and see that you're a completely different animal
online. Every single
time I've tweeted, I've said to defend
Will Compton.
I know you'll text me back, Hey, you'll give me advice.
We'll talk shit up. And I'm just like, Oh, he's a great guy.
Just a completely different personality.
I revealed to Will last night that I'm addicted to watching.
We'll just take bullets. There's like nothing better.
I just can't get enough of it.
He's like, Hey, can you come on the Yak again today?
And I'm like, bro, you are fucking sick of that.
All right.
So I will see you tomorrow when some other person comes after you.
Okay.
I love you, boys.
All right.
Oh, also, wait, wait, wait.
JJ Watt did say he's in for the Beer Olympics, but he can't do it that date.
If you want to move it to arizona the
week before he's in okay i'll talk it over the team we might have to we might have to build this
thing around jay jay why okay all right all right bye will all right see you just every day he's
just kidding i just like he's laughing through it though yeah he's the best he just stands in
the pocket and just takes it
and he just fucking and he i think it's his reaction is what i'm addicted to because he just like no one can just take it like will and just he makes he just tweets like a funny meme or
he's just getting brutalized and he just he just stands there but i want to see the point where he
snaps i don't he's not i don't want to see him snap because it would then ruin it you think he
has that point i don't know i don't know what it is and it's also so funny that taylor's just been
in mexico this whole time he's like has to answer for everything he's still in mexico yeah will's
just fighting off the internet by himself every day well i guess i'm on his side too but yeah
it's good he has you yeah i'm defending him he loves to accuse people of not being for
the boys though that's not a for the boys move always throwing people under the bus for not
being for the boys listen all you got to do to be for the boys is just tweet in defense of will
and then anything you say after doesn't count anything anything they just came out with some
girl dad merch buy that definitely buy that and we're lobbying them to get some Boy Dad merch on their site too.
Girl Dad merch?
Yeah, yeah.
I think they're going to get some Boy Dad merch too.
Did you get invited to Beer Olympics?
I didn't get invited.
Would you like to be?
I don't know.
I like forced my way in.
Oh, you're in.
Oh, you're in.
Yeah.
Wait, who's your partner?
I think Pat Bev.
Fuck yes.
I think that's breaking news.
You know you have the ability to do the funniest thing right now.
You could be really funny.
I know.
I mean.
You could back out.
Pep Ev is like, he might back out anyway.
Like he'll be like, no, I got to go to the Armafi Coast.
I can't fucking do that shit.
Please let me report that if he backs out.
100%.
You'll be the first to know.
Yeah.
And Max would be your teammate if you need a teammate.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Amazing.
Max is looking for a teammate.
I'm kind of like in a weird way just hoping that everyone backs out and it's just me and
Will just going beer pong for 24 hours.
And be like, I told you I was the only one who was defending you.
I'm your boy.
You got to get the comedians to back out.
They got to be the next.
Let's get some more back outs. The back outs are so fun. Get Bert. Bert Pressure to get the comedians to back out. Let's get some more back outs.
Yeah.
The back outs are so fun.
Get Burt Kreischer.
I want a lot of back outs.
They'll probably back out.
Burt Kreischer, you could probably get him to back out.
Yeah, we could back out.
Then it'll just snowball if all the cool kids are backing out.
That's what I mean.
You don't want to be the dork going to the Olympics.
I will never back out.
I'm going to say that right now.
I will never back out of the beer Olympics.
I want it to be like max and jp versus you
it's gonna be like a college pregame
i want you guys to yeah be listening to music with like a iphone in the cup
where is everyone one of us has one of us is a little sick, so we're playing with water and drinking the beers on the side.
The saddest Beer Olympics ever.
Is Jeff Lowe mad?
No, I don't think so.
He should be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he probably should be.
Yeah, he probably should be.
Bar him, I'd be pissed.
Yeah.
Rowan, you've got to start an NBA Beer Olympics. Just 40s and Henny. Yeah, he probably should be. Bar him, I'd be pissed. Yeah. Bro, you've got to start an NBA Beer Olympics.
Just 40s and Henny.
Yeah, the Olympics.
Yeah.
The actual.
Just the real Olympics.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would rule.
You should put that on.
Yeah, we should.
Like, I guess they're wine drinkers.
And beat ballers.
Yeah, I think a lot of them like to drink wine.
But I don't even think they really know a lot about wine.
I think that they just saw that some guys are drinking wine.
Yeah, who was patient zero?
Parkerization.
Was it Channing Frye?
Maybe.
Or was it?
Yeah, LeBron couldn't have been the first adopter.
I don't think he's been the first of anything.
No, he definitely.
JJ maybe?
Maybe. It has to be a patient No, he definitely. JJ maybe? Maybe.
It has to be a patient zero.
Channing Frye maybe?
Yeah, one of them had to have been the first one into one.
Titus, how was vacation?
It was awesome.
Where'd you go?
Turks and Caicos.
Shut up.
Loved it.
It's awesome.
I learned nothing about the place.
I just went to the beach every day.
Wrecked my ass in the sand.
Is it British?
Wouldn't have any idea.
I got off the plane.
Don't remember what side of the street we drive on.
Don't remember.
I got to the resort.
I just went to the beach every single day,
and it was heavenly.
Water, blue, blueness of water.
Yeah, very blue, very white sand.
What were you sipping on, big dog?
Tell me.
We had some rum punches.
I don't know.
They gave us a thing they called rum punch when I got there.
They were like, you want a rum punch?
I was like, sure do.
And then I was like, this is pretty good.
Keep them coming.
And then we did for four days.
Just kept them coming.
Best beach you've ever been on?
Absolutely.
No question about it, yeah.
That's where Drake goes.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Not to be creepy, Ron, but we just did like a slideshow of your vacation on Monday.
Yeah.
No, I was watching.
I saw it.
It warmed my heart.
I think I blushed a little bit.
Where'd you go?
Maybe Iceland.
Iceland.
Oh.
I won't go there.
It's seriously like a choose your own adventure on your Instagram stories where I'll just
like click it and it will just be like, oh, Roan's here?
Okay.
Yeah, it's fun.
I want to tell, because I feel like it's a little bit obnoxious sometimes when I like
over post.
No.
So I want to just keep it to one day.
What's the point of Instagram if you're not going to post that stuff?
Yeah, what's the point of going on vacation if you can't dangle it over other people's
You have to make everyone else feel better.
Yeah.
It's the whole point of vacation.
That's why I – were you posting a lot?
No, it was the exact opposite.
I turned my phone off.
Yeah, that was it.
It was great.
And then I turned it back on and saw I missed Farta Eliminator,
and there was a Florida Georgia line guy here.
Yeah, Florida.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that –
It feels like I missed three months.
That wasn't the crazy part about the Florida Georgia,
Tyler Hubbard being here.
He also was here when we were in the middle of a weird tangent, andook was wearing a condom when he came on yeah yeah soft soft wasn't hard
so he walked in and we're like that guy's wearing a condom got another one I didn't even realize
that's who that was that that was Florida yeah I think that was Georgia was it Georgia or the
line Georgia they they yeah they split up um so all right so So we do have to get to the B show, though, because Coulter has to go back to work.
Oh, is Coulter here?
Yeah, Coulter's here.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, what's the B show?
All right, so thrown in time is what you missed yesterday.
Who the fuck is Coulter?
Now I know.
Yeah, a legend of the game so yesterday's show started i had found uh uh mostly sports family bracelet
sitting daintily to the right of the shitter and i was like one of these guys is taking off their
bracelet to take a shit to do something unholy weird thing so i i was like where's your bracelet
brandon he's like oh it's at home where's your bracelet uh connor he's like it's at home uh sitting on my bistro and we're like
what the fuck is a bistro dude so then we made him go home and zoom us in to show us the bistro
it's literally just a chair and a table there's a bistro here it comes oh coulter there's coulter
oh here's the bistro now would you say this is a bistro? What the fuck is that? It's a bistro.
He brought his flip flops, too.
Yeah, he brought his flip flops.
So we had Connor.
What are you doing?
That's the date.
I want to date with her.
Yeah.
What?
Amanda, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah.
Do you want to do the split?
She's got the bistro. Oh, that. Wait, what? The one who did the split. She's got the bistro.
She's got the bistro.
Yeah.
Oh, that's Coulter's girl.
Oh, shit.
She called her in to help with the bistro.
Oh, mook.
Oh, mook.
He's getting his heart broken.
I got jacked by Coulter.
Yeah.
Coulter jacked you.
So anyway, so we told Connor, we're like, Connor, bring the bistro back in.
And he tried to fit it in his car and it got stuck in his car.
And he couldn't get it out.
And Coulter lives in Connor's building and saw Connor and was like, I got a toolbox.
I'll help you get it out.
And then.
They took it apart?
And then they're best friends now.
Yeah.
Coulter and Connor.
And they took it apart and then they brought it in.
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
You eat dinner alone on this?
This is so fucking. Oh my God. Sit on it, Connor. Sit on it in. This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. You eat dinner alone on this? This is so fucking...
Oh, my God.
Sit on it, Connor.
Sit on it.
What makes that a bistro?
Give me your shoelaces, bud.
So you just sit down at dinner, stare at a wall.
You face the wall?
He faces the wall.
That's when I have, like, my laptop there where I can watch something.
Look how little the chair is.
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
It's a one-cheek chair.
One-cheek chair.
But I feel like you could just move it out one foot from the wall and slide around to the other side
and be facing your entire apartment instead of the wall.
Well, sometimes I will turn the chair around.
AC Slater?
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
This isn't your apartment.
It's not like a shared common area.
This is your furniture. It's literally facing a shared common area. This is your furniture.
It's literally facing a wall.
Facing a wall.
And he calls it a bistro.
Yeah, that's...
Why not just say I left it on the table?
A small table.
I left it on the...
It's a small table.
That's it.
Tiny table and tiny chair at my home.
And...
My mom always called it a bistro.
We were ordering it.
So, yeah, it's a bistro.
Wait.
I don't think that's on.
Your mic's not on.
His mom always called it a bistro. There it is. There you go. Your mom called it a bistro? When we were it. So, yeah, it's a bistro. Wait. I don't think that's on. Your mic's not on. His mom always called it a bistro.
There you go.
Your mom called it a bistro?
When we were putting together my apartment, my mom was like, oh, yeah, it's a bistro.
So, it's your mom's fault.
Well, if your mom said it.
Yeah, I've always called it a bistro.
Yeah, it's a bistro.
I've always said it's a bistro.
What else would you call it?
Everything that happened yesterday, if you had just said a table, none of it would have
happened.
Yeah, you're probably right.
The word bistro was everything.
One of the stupidest things I've ever done.
But shout out to Coulter.
He's the man.
And wait, real quick, because he's like, I don't want to dox where I live, but can you show Big Cat the video that you got from your window of looking down?
Coulter, you're wearing a Pirates quarter zip.
Are you trying to get on the list?
Oh, I think he's already on.
Right on.
You're probably freaking out right now.
He's probably losing his shit.
Luke, how are you doing?
I don't know what's going on right now.
It was from that clip.
Oh my god.
It's Connor carrying his bistro
into the garage. You saw him doing that and you're like, this God. Yeah. So it's just Connor. It's Connor carrying his bistro into the garage.
Yeah.
You saw him doing that.
You're like, this man needs help.
I swear I wasn't staring out the window.
I said he was going to the garage.
I get up, walked over.
He's right there.
He's right there.
Yeah.
Talking to Mike.
Yeah.
So you and you saved the day, Coulter.
Yeah.
I mean, he was struggling.
It was really wedged.
He did not have the correct tools.
And I don't know if he could have done it without me.
No, I absolutely could not have.
So you're just the alpha in this relationship now, Coulter.
You're the tool guy.
I got wounded.
I was bleeding.
What?
He was, like, supporting the table.
I was screwed.
It was a great operation.
But also, like, I still had to, like, tweet and, like, post.
And I was calling you guys.
I was like, I feel really bad.
Like, he's kind of doing all the heavy work here.
And he did cut his finger.
Damn.
Which I appreciate.
You shed blood for this table.
All right.
So, Colter, what were you going to say, Brandon?
So, how did it get here today?
We took off that left leg.
Wait, your mic's on again.
Is it on now?
Yeah.
All right.
We took off the left leg, and we were able to fit it into my car without the entire left side of it.
Then we pulled it out of my car as soon as he got here,
brought it into Mosley's sports studio,
and he once again did most of the work.
But he was putting the left side back on, and now it is full.
Is this our bistro now?
I want it.
I want to break it.
Put it in the corner, right?
Yeah, if we put it in the corner.
It's not going to fit in the corner. It's too big for the car.
No, it's not.
It's not too big for anything except your car.
I promise you now.
I also thought it might be funny to see if we could get it stuck again because I have
no idea how we got it that bad.
I was going to say what's next for the table.
I think try to get it stuck. I think it belongs
here now.
I don't want you eating dinner at that anymore, man.
You're better than that.
I live in a studio apartment. Right, but I don't want you
looking at a blank wall.
It's not blank, though. He had some decorations on the wall.
There were some decorations. There was a nice cocktail book
next to me. There was a candle.
Look how little that chair is.
There's a chance it could slide into your
asshole.
Brandon, you gotta sit on that chair. Go ahead. That's your spot it could slide into your asshole. Brandon, you got to sit on that chair.
Go ahead.
That's your spot.
Hold this, Colter.
All right, now.
In the Mostly Sports studio, Connor put together a bench, but he did it very poorly.
Oh, the bench?
You don't touch that up for him.
I asked him about it.
He said it was super easy to build.
I'm like, you must have done it wrong.
He did it.
I don't think any of us are handy unless there's something I don't know about some of you guys.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Look at that. He's going to sit there you guys. Yeah, that's perfect. Look at that.
You should just sit there all day.
Wait, I like that.
Connors Bistro.
You know what? I'll get you one of those
target signs that says Connors Bistro.
Yeah, we'll put it right above it.
But then I don't have anything for my apartment.
Yeah, we'll get you something else.
We'll get you a table.
It'll probably be easier for you to be in here during the show anyway.
Yeah.
Maybe.
It also would be easier for me to buy you a table and a chair
than get that bistro back to your house.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I absolutely know so.
100%.
No, now that I know how to disassemble it, put it back together, it'd be fine.
No, let's get you a new table.
Let's pick one out right now.
Yeah, let's get a new table.
I also have a table anytime you want to come back.
Oh, look at that.
Coulter.
Wait, Picanha just goes to Coulter's apartment just to eat dinner every night?
So be it.
Yeah.
I'll leave a key under the mat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
This is the start of a great friendship.
All right, so Coulter's got to go back to work soon, so we got to get you to do the gauntlet.
And you brought your flip-flops.
How do you guys...
Mook, chill, buddy.
You're being aggressive.
I'm not being aggressive.
You're being aggressive.
I get you're devastated.
Yeah.
But shut up.
Yeah.
Do you guys know each other?
All right, so Colter, are you ready for the gauntlet?
Are you going to do it in flip-flops?
I think I have to.
I don't think there's a choice.
Okay, all right.
All because you said yesterday I have flip-flops on when we...
Yeah, I get...
I realized we were talking about that and not all of us.
Yeah.
Are you wearing socks, too?
So socks and flip-flops?
Are you going to go...
I think they're going to come off.
Yeah.
That's okay.
You can do what you got to do.
Colter, you're...
I mean, you could do no wrong by our book.
Right.
All right, yeah, let's get it set up.
Awesome. And yeah, Connor, just stay in your
booth. Connor, stay there. Can I get my laptop? Yeah, get your
laptop. We'll get your laptop. Yeah, get your laptop.
Connor, do you know what I'm saying, though, about moving
it out and putting the chair on the other side so you're
facing the whole room? Yeah.
And we'll pick you out a new
We'll pick you out a new
We'll pick you out a new table and chair
after Colter does the yak. Let's get him a green technique we'll pick you out a new table and chair after
colter does the yak let's get him a green i want him to have a green table yeah that's free i like
yeah because he's super super uh timid and conservative when it comes to items and clothing
we went to beaverton oregon and we went to that nike warehouse where you could pick out any pair
of shoes and his what did he get the nike check was black on the pair of white shoes and his... What did he get? The Nike check was black
on the pair of white shoes
and I thought it was
a little much.
Too much.
Too loud.
Let's get him a real
freaky beaky table.
Yeah, get him a freaky table.
Get him a real freaky table.
Search Etsy for freaky table.
Shapes, colors.
Oh, have you seen
the cowboy glass table
or the sumo wrestler
glass table?
I'll pull up some pictures.
No.
They're sick as fuck.
I'd like to see it.
Let's talk tables.
We could.
Let's get him a milking table.
I'm getting a Conor Bistro sign.
A milking table?
I don't want a milking table.
Big Head, what is this package?
Yeah, it's looking.
I'm loving it.
I want to shred into that.
I already love that package.
It does look like a good package.
Oh, my God.
Wait, let's get him that.
That's awesome.
That's great. That's a great deal. Yeah, let's get him that. That's awesome.
That's a great deal. Yeah, let's get him that one.
And he can sit on the floor.
Yeah. As the culture would want.
Wait, before he starts the gauntlet, I have a problem with how the gauntlet
is being run.
It's just one small thing. I don't think
that Malasek should be able to come off of his
line at the goal.
I don't think he should be able to run out
and cut down the angle. Disagree.
I kind of love when he goes off. Yeah, when he
goes off, it's the best. It was because he
fucking stonewalled Pat Befso, Dan.
It had me
absolutely furious. When your boy
gets it, that's when it's... When your boy gets it, you want
to fucking defend your boy. I get it.
You want to rectify the rules.
But the way, whenever he comes off the line, I get scheming mad.
We'd have to clear the entire history book.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not right.
Or it could be an AD situation.
Which AD?
Anthony Davis.
Okay.
No, like a BCAD.
A BC. Oh, yeah.
Like the new era.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pat said he wants to do the gauntlet while he's
here too oh is he here uh barstool pat oh steven called him gay pat which is like you don't do
that anymore yeah he's not gay anymore oh pat could kill it yeah let's have him yeah his shoulders
hurt and i want and he wants camasta to do it. He gave that shit up. Kamasta, that shit's...
He's done it, right?
No.
No.
30, 40 minutes.
I kind of need to see Kamasta.
Oh, look at the flops.
He looks cool.
Fuck your flops, Colter.
Wait, wait, so what is going on?
I don't know.
You went on a date with this girl or won a dating show.
Yep.
Would you like to discuss?
All right, Connor, I got you your bistro sign.
Yeah, you can sit where the basketball is.
Yeah.
And maybe explain.
Connor's so shocked by things.
Like, hey, Connor Connor I got your bistro
She's like really?
It was $50 on Amazon
Custom?
Yeah
Very cool
It says Connor's Bistro
Here I'll actually send it to
I'll send it to TJ
And Connor we're gonna get you a freaky deaky table
All you had to do was just say table yesterday and none of this would have happened
but instead you decided to say bistro he can adjust the thermostat while he's there too
yeah that's pretty cool all right do you drop it one degree you know any of us in here
yeah you um i went to wisconsin oh okay okay badger love that love that yeah um mook oh i'm
familiar with whoa oh what'd you do um i won a dating show with the one and only with mook yeah
you won or he won i think he won or he won? I think he won. He won. Oh, yeah.
And then how are you here?
So weirdly enough, I work with Coulter.
Like, we're on the same exact team.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it was a bit, like, surreal.
But I was like, if he gets to go, do I get to go?
Coulter is. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course you do.
So the dating show was on a stage, and that was the extent of it.
You guys go on a date after?
Yeah, we've got some drinks.
Oh.
Yeah, I can tell.
And how did it go from your perspective?
Be honest.
Like, honestly?
Yeah.
No, no.
Oh, my God.
Be real brutal about it.
You know what, Con?
I don't respect him enough to sit through this.
Move.
Leave.
Yeah, actually, leave.
Leave, leave.
No, let's get out.
No, Coulter has to sit there for Sporkle anyway.
Yeah.
Go, go.
I swear to God we won't talk about it.
Go help out over there.
We won't tell you.
Go far away. Go help out over there. We won't tell you. Go far away.
Go far, far away.
Don't put a condom on.
Okay.
All right, he's gone.
Okay.
Am I close enough?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So brutally, how did it...
Yeah, what's the deal?
I think that he mistakes meeting for drinks when we're already out as a date and it's not a date.
Oh, no.
Okay.
All right.
Like he actively mistakes?
Yeah, was he like afterwards he's like great first date?
Did he have like a notebook that he checked?
He's like, all right, first date, check.
Did he buy the drinks?
Yeah, of course.
Nice.
Because we're both ginger, I was like, we should get, if you're familiar with the shot,
it's called Redheaded Slut.
I feel like it's only natural.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, no, if he didn't pay for the drinks, I think I'd have to walk out.
Yeah.
But you could see where his confusion would be because he won a dating show.
Right.
Kyle, go take his phone.
Make sure he's not watching the show.
Don't cheat, boo!
So did you guys
go on a second date?
I've seen him out.
So for Moop, that's a
second date. What were the circumstances
of the first date?
The first situation? He was with friends.
I was with friends. You bumped into each other?
Yeah. You realize he thinks he's
on a third date right now
that's what he's texting that's why I had to bring
it up yeah you're with friends he's with friends
yeah yeah
um
so now you're friends or
I think you're boyfriend
girlfriend yeah I don't know
I wouldn't say that
but he mook might maybe i mean can we get his reaction
when you walked in he looks so sad sitting over there i wonder why if you had to say what his
best quality is if you were selling it to somebody else um he's got good banter oh yeah good banter
you picked him to win, correct?
Well, I was behind a curtain.
This is worse than I thought.
Okay.
It was me and I was the guest of honor.
But he was funny.
He was funny.
I liked his personality.
There we go.
He had good jokes.
And yeah, it was him and some other person.
And then the audience was like, number two, number two.
And I was like, okay, yeah, good personality.
But did you want to pick number two?
No.
Did you?
No, yes.
Peer pressure.
Did you watch Love is Bond?
I did.
Did you empathize with the dude who met that girl who said she looked like Megan Fox?
Megan Fox.
Was it like that kind of situation?
No, you guys.
I can't be mean.
No, yeah.
Don't be mean.
Don't say anything.
You didn't have to say that.
Don't say that.
All right.
Well, Colts, are you ready to go?
All right.
TJ, you ready?
Yep.
I fucking love Kate.
You said for her to be brutal.
It always does.
Nobody was helping me out here.
She'll set up people to be in the worst position and go, aw.
Make me feel old.
What year did you graduate Wisconsin?
29, 20, 23. Oh, my you graduate Wisconsin? 29, 2023.
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, that was shocking.
That was recent.
That was very recent.
That was like months ago.
Some may say.
Actually, the most recent.
Wait, yeah.
Yeah, you can't be more recent.
All right, ready, Coulter?
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen a tactic like that.
Every single bag.
Oh, he's short.
He's doing well.
Oh, he's short.
Got it.
Oh.
Oh.
I think the flip-flops are messing him up.
Wow.
Oh, no.
Oh, the soccer and flip-flops.
Oh.
Oh. it was close
So yeah, he's wearing flip-flops because yesterday we said oh, we'll have you do the gauntlet tomorrow
He's like oh, I'm wearing flip-flops for like dude. It's 24 hours
And then he decided he's gonna wear foot oh
Connor don't you typically watch the show on YouTube?
See, you'd be robbing us of this, Roan.
But he's on his line. Oh, his face!
He's on his line right there.
He's panicking.
Yeah, he is panicking.
He shouldn't have done flip-flops.
Connor, mook cam.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Malice.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Flip-flops were a bad idea.
Oh, he's just toying with us.
Oh, no.
He's toying with you, Coulter.
Oh, no.
You got this, Coulter.
Come on, Coulter.
Remember, you can do no wrong.
Connor, you did this to him.
You put him in there. He's gassed.
He's gassed.
Oh, fuck.
No.
Oh. Yeah. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go.
That went in.
There we go.
No, no, no.
Keep going.
Brandon, that went in.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Here we go, Coulter.
There it is.
There it is.
Still under two. He's still kind of rocking. Oh, thatoulter. There it is. Oh, there it is. Still under two.
He's still kind of rocking.
Oh, that was.
We're going to have to see that again to make sure that's not what that is.
It might be.
Is he confused?
I don't know if he.
He's not wearing his glasses.
I don't know if he ever learned.
Wait, that's not.
Is it the glasses? It's got to be. He's never learned. The glasses don't know if he ever learned. Wait, that's not...
Is it the glasses?
It's got to be.
He's never learned.
So glasses is making him throw it that way?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, Coulter.
Remember, Coulter's a legend.
Oh, no.
The flip-flop.
Oh, no.
This is getting bad.
It's going so high.
I just know everyone in our office is watching right now.
Oh no!
How's it going so high?
Alright, Mook.
Yeah, Mook.
This is good for you, bud.
This is huge!
Oh no, Coulter.
It's okay.
Nice and low on this one.
How much does Coulter wish he was just on his plane right now?
But now he's gotta worry about...
There it is!
He had to wear the fucking flip flops.
Alright, let's hope he has a shot.
We- yeah.
Oh, I'm kind of afraid.
I'm a little afraid too.
He'll be alright.
He'll be okay, I know it.
Yeah, he's-
No, he's not!
He's so good!
I can't! you can't. Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, Colter.
Oh, no.
Nick just saying he'll be okay right before that.
You're good.
Take a break.
Take a break.
TJ put him on Jeff D. Lowe watch.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You don't want to be on D. Lowe watch.
He's got to hurry up.
You still have plenty of time.
He's got plenty of time.
Take a breather.
He's got to be close.
He's so nice.
He's got to take like a minute to just breathe.
He's actively taking a break.
This might make Mook feel worse.
Him?
Him?
Come on, get in.
Let's go, Coulter. Come on, Coulter. Oh, he's got a... Come on, get in. Let's go, Coulter.
Come on, Coulter.
Oh, God.
All right.
Good backspin.
That was great backspin.
Great backspin.
Really good art.
That's always what you want in a basketball shot.
Backspin.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, all right.
It's on its way.
This really does...
Oh, there we go.
You're pretty.
You're sitting fine.
Nice.
All right, Colton, let's go.
Let's finish it hot.
Flip-flops were a bad idea.
Ten movies featuring Chris Farley?
Is your toe bleeding?
His toe's bleeding.
Oh, I'm bleeding.
More injuries.
His second day in a row bleeding for the yak.
First Farley movies?
Five states granted statehood in the U.S.
Does he get a lifeline or no?
After the year 1900?
No, he just...
Alaska?
Yeah.
He didn't answer anything.
Hawaii?
I think that territory.
West?
This is hard to read.
You know any of those seven first names of the following athletes?
These are kind of hard ones.
Yeah, these are difficult.
All right, common destinations for bachelorette parties, USC.
Nashville.
Okay.
Nice.
Going there this weekend, see Shane Gillis.
Nice.
Charleston.
Miami.
I like that.
Miami.
I think big. Las Vegas. Miami. I think big.
Las Vegas.
Yeah.
LA.
Okay.
Piggly Wiggly.
That's a bachelorette party.
I love going there.
How many more?
Three more.
There's Amanda Show.
Two more. Nice. Two more. Come on. Vanderpump more. There's Amanda's show. Mm-hmm.
Two more.
Nice.
Two more, come on.
Vanderpump rules.
There you go.
Hey.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
GSP.
See if 10 title fight wins.
George St. Pierre.
Do you have any crystal?
Oh, you got it.
Yay.
All right, you saved yourself.
6-12. That's good. Not even bottom three. Pierre. Do you have any Christmas? Oh, you got it. Yay! All right, you saved yourself. 6-12.
That's good.
Not even bottom three.
Boss, thank you so much for letting me come.
I'm not coming back to work.
I'm dead.
Get her some body armor.
Colter, at what point do you think it went bad?
We missed the first soccer shot.
I thought I made it.
Yeah.
Brutal.
Adrenaline dumped.
Yeah.
I'm out of shape.
Yeah.
I heard you guys laughing. Yeah. Ohutal. Adrenaline dumped. Yeah. I'm out of shape. Yeah. I heard you guys laughing.
Yeah.
Oh, you beat Mantis and Za.
Oh, you're above a whole list of dudes.
You beat me blindfolded.
It could be worse.
Yeah.
You beat Stu.
Oh, I want flops, asterisks, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You need that.
You need that.
You need that.
After the O, also.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, Colter, thank you so much, man.
No, thanks for having me.
You're a Yak legend.
I will offer you, let's say, three months' time.
Well, you're best friends with Connor now.
We will do a Colter redemption.
Yeah, with shoes.
Gauntlet.
I think I'm going to start exercising.
Okay.
That would be a good start.
Okay.
Maybe find a gym.
Yep.
Maybe you could hook it up.
Tell me where you're getting all them shots up.
Learn how to throw a football.
The football, the brain turns off.
I know everybody says it when they do bad.
You start to panic.
Especially when they keep.
And I've never been.
I don't know.
Yeah, football is the most demoralizing part of this by far.
You have to go get your own shot.
It's funnier.
Brandon was being helpful following me along,
but him shaking his head after every bad shot.
Oh, yeah.
It stings.
It does.
Yeah, hearing people laughing at you
as you're going through it is tough.
Yeah, it's not great.
It's not a fun spot to be in.
I want you guys to like me.
But it was.
No, I like you more.
It's like a mediocre
four-minute performance.
That's not...
No one remembers that.
First or last,
anything in between
is just forgettable, right?
I guess I'm not last.
That's pretty cool.
No mercy from Allison.
Yeah, you're kind of a dick.
Yeah, he was being a huge dick. That could be argued. Yeah, you're kind of a dick. Yeah, he was being a huge dick.
That could be argued.
Yeah, see?
Okay.
Thank you so much.
This place is sweet. You guys are the best.
Yeah, you're the best.
Thank you for saving Connor's life.
You literally saved his life.
He would have been stuck without a...
He would have just had a bistro in his car for the rest of his life.
Forever. Helped two Con of his life. Forever.
Helped two Connors today. Yeah.
No. Oh, actually, yeah.
Third date? I don't know.
Third date, though, yeah. If no date,
maybe some closure?
Oh, I think we've had the closure.
The closure.
Closure's happened.
Alright, well, thank you guys so much. Appreciate you guys.
Thanks for coming in. You guys are the best. Connor, you got a question? Can I get up to show them? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, thank you guys so much. Appreciate you guys. Thanks for coming in.
You guys are the best.
Connor, you got a question?
Can I get up to show them?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Can I get up?
What, you think you're in detention?
He's going to raise his hand.
He's like, grab your bistro.
Thank you so much, Colton.
You're the man.
Yeah, Connor thinks he's like a lighthouse keeper now.
Yeah.
Can I leave my watch?
I was gone.
What happened to me?
What was her name again?
Mandy?
Amanda.
No.
Amy?
Amanda.
Amanda.
Amanda.
Oh, wait.
Mandy.
Mandy.
TJ, hit the
We just want to know your name.
Make sure we got you.
We were trying to get
Oh, no.
Hang out right there.
Oh, I hope it wasn't on the move.
Hit the hug wheel right now.
I need it to land on me
Right now
Connor just stay right there
For a second
Hug wheel for Amanda
Yeah do the picture there
For both of them
This sucks
Go go go
The only person
It would be okay
To land on is me
Come on
Come on
Come on. Come on. Come on.
There we go.
And Coulter, too.
And Coulter, too.
Coulter, too.
Coulter, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Coulter.
Love it.
Mook's just in the background.
In the background scowling.
Look at him.
He's just back there.
Oh, no.
This is the villain origin story.
So she said that he counts dates as things that aren't dates, basically.
Like, he thinks when they're meeting up that it's a date, and she said that it's not a date.
They, like, ran into each other for drinks with friends.
Yeah, their first date was she was with her friends, he was with his friends.
Serendipitously.
I mean, he's won a dating show with her.
Yeah, but also...
It's a reasonable reason for him to run a dating show because he was behind a curtain.
No, that's not why.
That was just a thing that was also a thing.
She mentioned the curtain.
But I thought...
She mentioned the curtain.
I thought we saw the video and they were eye to eye at one point.
Yeah.
Let's see if he says bye.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, look.
He's...
Oh, how's he gonna...
Oh!
It's a loop!
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that wasn't much of a hook.
That was nice.
That was nice.
I didn't like the... Oh, no. It much of a hug. That was nice. Oh, no.
It's a sad walk away.
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I bet Klay Thompson.
I said, I feel it in my plums.
He's going to go off tonight.
He went 0 for 10.
He was off.
He was very off.
Yeah, he did.
You're right.
Mook, what's up? Hey, man.
You know a lot of people love you, man.
I don't think I can look you guys in the eyes anymore.
I wasn't.
Are you my boys or no? What just happened?
What just went down?
We were protecting you, so yeah.
She walked away. She goes, I said some mean things about you.
What?
Oh, man.
No, she actually only said factual things.
It's your interpretation if they're mean or not.
You're fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
No, I think our reaction.
She said you guys got drinks.
Yeah.
Would that be a date?
Oh.
And doesn't everyone want feedback in that realm?
Right?
We're helping.
Your reaction when she walked in. I want to in that realm? Right? We're helping. Your reaction when she walked in.
I want to see that again.
Amanda?
That was crazy.
Yeah, I just feel violated.
Yeah, weird day for you, huh?
Yeah.
Was she your number one right now?
Was. That's good then it's like like kate was saying the feedback is so important i don't know important so like what what what if the nfl team's just like we're never gonna watch film
right right they would lose every game right just knowing now you get closure too so you can
i don't know I don't know.
I don't know if I have this in me.
He didn't say anything negative about you as a person.
No, definitely not.
She said you guys both have red hair, so you got red-headed slut shots.
True or false?
Yeah.
Yeah, that happened.
She was a very nice woman, and you went on a date with her.
That's fucking awesome.
Thanks, Gus.
Yeah.
That's all I got on that.
Maybe this will like re-spark it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should text her right now.
She said your banter was incredible.
She did.
She did say that.
She said incredible banter.
She said your banter was incredible.
You should text her right now
and be like,
that was a great date.
Seeing you at the office.
That's why Moog's the best.
He's down for it.
And look in the mean.
There you go, Moog. Get back out there.
Hey, great day today.
Yes.
I think you're back in.
And just be like, so this was the third date,
so... What are date so What are we
What are we
You could actually put it on us
The guys are wondering what are we
Let's do drinks soon
By the way
What are we
Oh man
Then just send one more
Just be like that was weird right
i i don't know if i'm ever gonna go back into the replay of the siak and found find out what you
guys were talking we didn't really say much we listened yeah we listened intently having been
out there alongside mook there was some intense laughter. We did laugh. No, we laughed. We laughed a little bit.
A little laughter.
What did Jimmy V say?
Every day you got to laugh, you got to cry.
Yeah, but he was facing his death due to cancer.
Yep, that's that.
This guy was similar.
Right.
We're all facing death.
Yeah.
You laugh, you got to cry, you got to talk to your friend's blind date
and get all the details on a show that thousands of people are watching.
That's what Jimmy V said. And when it's not you
it's just so much easier to laugh.
You know? I mean by the end of the day
that didn't help.
That sounded like
a Will Compton defense.
It'll be into the hundreds of thousands.
By the end of the day.
I feel you.
No one should be subjected to an impromptu feedback session from someone.
But he wasn't.
But why...
Yeah, that was probably the last thing you were expecting, huh?
Can we add feedback session to the wheel?
Someone who loves us has to come on while we step away and give us...
She purposely ambushed you.
Yeah, she knew you worked here.
She could have texted you, right?
She's the one who, yeah.
Did you have her number?
Yeah.
Did she have yours?
Yeah.
No heads up?
No heads up whatsoever.
And she didn't...
That rocks.
She's obsessed with you.
Yeah, I enjoy it.
Oh, she's...
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Dude.
She had no...
I mean, it was nice talking to her.
She kind of had no purpose here.
It was Coulter that was doing the takeover.
I know what you guys are doing right now
you're all on my shit list
she saw an opportunity come
I was with you
all on my shit list
take the power back
get a restraining order out on her
oh yeah
no break up with her
that was too much
too far stalking at my own workplace
way too fast
you're calling her you came to my place of work without giving me a heads up hello far stalking at my own workplace. Way too fast. This is Connor.
You came to my place of work without giving me a heads up.
Hello? Hey,
just want to let you know, it's over, toots.
Oh.
It wasn't even, again, I just
get it.
Oh.
I laugh.
Oh.
She got you on that one.
It might be time for me to hang it up in general do you mean like your head yeah just no oh man yeah it's unfair because i truly can't imagine being in that
in your scenario no no i would that would be it's a nightmare painful thank god you guys
regardless of what i mean well no, but I didn't.
But I was so caught off guard.
You have to understand.
Yeah.
Right.
I was going to, and it was so funny, though, what she was saying.
No.
Can we play when she walked in?
I just want to see your reaction.
Before I walked out, I just.
Here it comes.
Oh, Coulter.
There's Coulter.
Oh.
Here's the bistro.
Now, would you say this is a bistro?
What the fuck is that? Yeah, right. It's a bistro. Oh, he brought his this is a bistro? What the fuck is that?
It's a bistro.
He brought his flip-flops, too.
Yeah, he brought his flip-flops.
So we had Connor.
What are you doing?
That's the date.
I want to date with her.
Yeah.
What?
Amanda!
What are you doing?
Yeah, dude, she's obsessed with you.
She's obsessed with you.
She's, yeah. That's clingy.'s obsessed with you. She's, yeah.
That's clingy.
That was clingy.
That was clingy.
I would say I turned white as a ghost, but I'm already fucking translucent.
You dodged a bullet.
Yeah.
No, yeah, dude.
I'll walk you to your car tonight.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't have a car, but Uber.
Well, she could be anywhere then.
Yeah.
Check behind your doors.
All right, well, this has been fun. Yeah, man. be anywhere then. Yeah. Check behind your doors. All right.
Well, this has been fun.
Yeah, man.
What a twist.
What a twist.
But you have to understand
it's like when you like
if you're like on vacation
and you see someone
who knows someone
that you know
it's like
we're going to talk
about you.
This is the same exact thing.
It's the same exact thing.
Look at Megan making money's face after the hug at the end.
Watch Megan.
Oh, Hank and Megan.
Oh, no.
She went to hug.
You saluted.
Yeah, he did do a salute.
She wants you so bad.
That was amazing.
I mean, that's funny.
Let's go spin zones for Mook real quick.
Just rapid fire.
I bet you there's some girls watching right now that get a kink out of this.
Humiliation fetish.
Yeah, right.
And they're like, I want Mook.
That's where you go?
Yeah.
No, no.
Spin zones.
Spin zones.
Listen, no bad ideas.
Spin zone.
There's some girl watching right now who's like, I want to go on a date with Mook and then come and tell the yak about it.
But it could have just been there's a girl watching now that likes Mook
based on the interactions.
Yes.
That's yours.
That's your brainstorming.
Good job, Brandon.
Yeah, yeah.
Spin Zone, Spin Zone, Spin Zone.
You're a proven dating show winner,
and there could be more dating shows in your future because of your track record.
And maybe one starts here from this.
Yes.
You're a good hugger.
Good hugger.
She's well put together.
She's attractive.
You went on a date with her.
Other girls are going to see that and be like,
whoa, he's kind of like the Costanza effect.
And you're mysterious.
You have good banter, she said.
A woman could be on a date with you and not even know it.
Right, right.
Good point, Kate. Great point good banter, she said. A woman could be on a date with you and not even know it. Right, right. Good point, Keith.
Great point.
That's a good spin zone.
Oh, man.
Yeah, these are spin zones.
You're going to come out on top.
Oh, she said you took a shot?
Yeah, she's the one who suggested it.
Slutty ass shot.
Right, which is like compromising your morals yeah you
can handle your liquor yeah yeah you paid for it gentlemanly oh she said that out said you paid for
everything yeah yep um banter great uh i'm shutting down no no no let's your legs look
really let's let's flood the dms let's flood DMs. And then, hell, maybe one day you'll end up at the office by surprise.
Yeah.
We'll see how you react.
Telling us everything.
Yeah.
Oh, here's one.
You guys could have fucked, and then she could have told us a lot worse stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so lucky you never did.
Yeah.
Good silver lining. lining yeah that is
it could have been like yeah he lasted only
10 seconds and it was gross
she didn't say any of that
you got really lucky
for real though what
embarrassing happened
you won the dating show you went out to drink
I don't know what you guys talked about
we literally just said how was the date.
It wasn't anything.
Okay, all right.
She was like, we went on.
Tell us how.
Okay.
The extent of the negativity was like it wasn't actually like too much of a date.
That was pretty much the most negative.
I mean, it's not embarrassing.
What you did was what any guy would do.
And I had your back in that situation.
I was like, you understood how this could be confusing because he won a dating show.
You could understand why he would think there's dates going on.
I was going to say that, but Ron didn't do it.
And he was, yeah, Titus had that glimmer in his eye like he was going to say that.
I was about to.
It's just a lot of shock factor and processing from like 10 minutes behind right now.
She blindsided you.
That was a dirty, dirty trick.
Dirty trick.
But very, but also like, hat tip her, she gets the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a dirty, dirty trick. But also, hat tip her.
She gets the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a great move.
Oh, she's coming out on top.
Yeah, yeah.
But you're not.
We're big Amanda fans.
You're not ruined.
No.
Damaged goods?
That's sexy.
Yeah.
Rehabilitation project.
Someone can fix you.
I'll take that.
I like that.
Yeah.
I can fix him. Yeah. You needabilitation project. Someone can fix you. I'll take that. I like that. Yeah. I can fix him.
Yeah.
You need nurtured.
Yes.
She said she really liked you when you were behind the curtain, too.
Yeah, that's true.
So that's a good.
She did.
100% said that.
Yeah, she said that.
So maybe wear a shower curtain out.
Okay.
Brandon, do you have any sheets?
You should actually convert to
Muslim and become a woman.
Oh, you'd be an Islamic woman.
Yeah, you should be.
If you're an Islamic woman, you would probably
clean up. I'd do great.
Yeah. I knew we'd find a spin zone.
All that banter.
Mook has a girl over. It's like the Wizard of Oz.
He's behind them.
Don't come back here
all right feel better
yeah yeah you're all right until I
open up Twitter and yeah no I think
people are gonna defend you I got I saw
one tweet and then I
closed my phone and said what just
happened on the yak will
take years of therapy for you to that's
it's fun it's fun but everybody should years of therapy for you to recover. That's funny. It's fun. It's funny.
But everybody should be in therapy.
Yeah.
At the moment.
Yeah.
You should definitely be in therapy.
I don't do therapy.
No.
I raw dog it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll get involved.
Okay.
But I might do today.
Respect.
Raw dog life.
Raw dog life.
Raw dog life.
No Adderall.
No antis.
I'm just feeling everything.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
That's good.
You have to sit in your emotions because it's like waves.
They'll come up and then recede just like a wave upon the shore.
You have to basically go on a date with your emotions or drinks.
That was probably one of the best moments of her year, having that.
You gave her that.
You're responsible for it.
She might want more.
She want to do that again.
Yeah.
Coulter also was terrible at the gauntlet.
Yeah, I know.
His toes bleed.
The worst I've ever seen.
Wait, so her and Coulter are...
I don't know.
Sounds like they're just coworkers.
Oh, they're coworkers.
It's probably a work-wife situation.
Connor and Coulter are best friends now.
She's not old enough to be a work-wife.
She hasn't been in the workforce long enough to be work-wed, right?
Could have been a shotgun work-wedding.
Can I say that would be a super cute meet-cute for her and the other Connor.
What other Connor? Oh, yeah. Oh, that other Connor. connor oh yeah so you're not trying to hook her up with
the other i'm just saying oh he's eating his bistro microwave yeah he's eating lunch connor
thoughts yeah connor would you like to see your i got your i sent it to tj i got you a sign it's
coming we're gonna put it right over your bistro and and then we've got to find, so it's Connor's Bistro.
Free kisses.
Free kisses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to kiss him.
All you've got to do is ask.
Yeah, that's it.
Just ask.
Let's pick out his table.
Yeah, let's pick out your table.
All right.
Yeah, let's pick out your table.
But you watch it on the show on a delay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch it on Rumble.
Okay.
Watch it on Rumble and put on your headphones and let us know when you get to the point.
It'll be too late to stop us.
It'll already be bought.
That's true.
What kind of table are you guys thinking? I think we head to Etsy.
Yeah, something handcrafted.
Certainly.
It cannot be square.
No, no.
Or rectangular.
It's on odd shapes.
It's on a block.
It does have to work with a studio apartment though no it doesn't
i feel like it doesn't no i want to see it in his place no we should get him yeah is there
something we can get suspended suspended from the ceiling or some shit like a murphy bed table
tj can you just search nutty table on it yeah nutty. Damn, that table's nutty.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
Is that a nutty butter? Is that a nutter butter table?
Oh, you get them a table for a squirrel?
No.
Those are just fake nutty buddies.
Should we try crazy?
Why would you pay $20 for fake nutty buddies when you just buy?
Yeah, I don't.
Well, ants.
Ants.
Yeah.
And uncles.
Oh, that's cool.
What is that?
That's a bushy tail saloon, dude.
What do you mean, what is that?
I kind of like the... Can you look up sexy table?
Oh, a sexy table.
What is that?
We got you a loaf of banana bread.
We took your table.
A picnic table.
Yeah, we do need a sexy table.
These are all for squirrels.
Yeah.
I guess that could be confusing.
Whoa.
Look at that mouth. That's a chest. Oh, the... What is that? Get him that. Get guess that could be confusing. Whoa. Look at that mouth.
That's a chest.
Oh, the woman.
Get him, Matt.
Get him, Matt.
Golden woman.
Oh, those are dominatrix tables.
What is that?
Oh, that's a table?
It's just like every reply in all your tweets.
Wait, what's that one?
Golden woman.
The golden one.
Whoa.
Oh, my God. Love Battleshiphip game is that big enough though no trick is side table we want him to eventually eat with somebody at
his table right yeah oh true it's got to be able to fit a chair like the legs whoa wait go back
oh that's $400 only five five left. Better act quick.
Look on the very left there.
That table right there.
What's that?
That's just a naked woman.
Naked woman.
Naked woman.
Going up to Connor's plain little apartment
and then that's just there.
I think it's sexy.
Why don't you go on Amazon?
Let's just look like cool tables.
Also, when Connor's mom visits,
she's going to need somewhere to eat too.
We want to be respectful here.
Yeah, you're right.
You can put a big...
What kind of table makes a person want to get topless?
Yeah, we need a table that moves and sways and bounces.
Gaudy table?
Try a unique bounces. Yeah. Gaudy table? Try unique table.
Yeah.
Eccentric table.
We just got to find the right.
Is that cum?
Should we add the word dinner?
Should we add dinner table?
Oh, yeah, maybe dinner.
What about like a swing table?
These are all small tables.
Is that one an aquarium?
Oh, that's big enough.
Oh, no, it's not big enough.
Maybe try bistro. Is there a table that's an aquarium? Actually, that's big enough for... Oh, no, it's not big enough. Maybe try bistro.
Is there a table that's an aquarium?
Yeah, try...
Actually, yeah, let's see bistro.
You're right.
Bistro table.
An aquarium table, Nick.
This is going to be all those little round tables that we saw yesterday.
Bog him down with a high-maintenance table.
Bistro table set.
Oh, look at that one for two.
Oh, that's cute.
The chairs fit right in.
He's not going to be able to work on that table, though, is he?
I don't know.
Yeah, it could fit a laptop.
Let him take his table back.
Wine bottles.
I mean, the bistro's already here.
You bought a sign already.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
They don't need these sweeping shots.
That could be a still image.
Dude, dinner.
Table. Can we get like a lightning bolt shape? Dinner table for two. Weeping shots. That could be a still image. Dude, dinner.
Table.
Can we get like a lightning bolt shape?
Dinner table for two. Oh my God.
Or like skinny table.
I'll be honest.
Tables are not as.
Yeah, they're not as.
Exciting.
Boring.
By the way, that's exactly what he's sitting at.
And they are not called bistros.
They're called skinny tables.
Yeah, skinny table.
All right, I'll just buy him a table.
I'll just buy him a random table.
Dinner table.
All right, yeah, I guess.
Wayfair has a cool Tyrant T-Rex table.
I'll let him pick it up.
Oh, a T-Rex table?
Oh, yeah, Wayfair would have some crazy tables.
Oh, and you get like a child.
Christopher's table.
Oh, yes, I want that one.
Show that one again.
It's got to be.
I will buy him this.
That's pretty good.
I don't know if he'll sit in it.
Does that come with like the mats you have to sit on?
He promised he'd sit in it.
He did promise.
Yeah, he did.
Let's get him that one.
You're right.
He did promise.
Oh, it's the size of a soccer ball?
What?
What?
That's not.
No.
That just can't be.
That's the smallest thing i've ever seen
that makes it cute though could we get one even maybe just for in here yeah we might just need
that he might need some more tables separately from this all right so um i'll find him one i'll
buy him one uh ron is there something you want to tell us i touched a montana boy you motherfucker
i touched a montana boy you motherfucker. I touched a Montana boy.
You motherfucker.
With my hand.
I had honestly forgot that we had made that bet,
and the Montana boys were in the office yesterday,
and Austin came up to me.
Loyal, loyal Austin Jenkins came up to me,
the most loyal guy that we have around here,
and he told me that I had made that bet,
that I owe a touch of the Montana boy,
and I smacked him right on his back.
He was shocked.
I think he was a little bit off-put, to be honest.
Do you have video?
There's video.
I sent it to TJ.
It might be in the chat.
If not, I could send it again.
So now you won.
What did I win?
I think you won the Montana Boy.
Oh, you get him.
That's my boy.
Why did you pick that one?
I touched the worst one.
Oh, you didn't touch Mark?
You didn't touch Mark Estes? So the good ones
are still out there. Yeah.
Or does this now
just change to last person to touch
a Montana boy? I think it might be last one
to touch one of the boys. Montana boy
eliminator. Yeah, but I know if it's
last one to touch the Montana boy, if they come in, I'm not
going to touch them. I'm going to wait and see if you can. No, but the last one
you have to take a bus to Montana.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Last to touch a Montana boy.
Look.
Maybe one of these guys want to hold it or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait for it.
Yeah.
You confused the fuck out of me.
You touched him.
Way to go, Rode.
He was like,
what the fuck?
I could have told him.
I could have told him
what was up, but.
You could have touched
the other two.
Did you chicken out?
Yeah, I was right there.
I mean, I bantered with them.
Did you think about
kissing Mark?
I don't have a kiss like that.
Oh, man.
He had juicy lips.
He and I fucking
shared a
dura log like lady and the tramp we sucked down some chopped wood from one end to the other it
was fucking delightful i get what you're saying you know what a dura log is like the the lighter
log yeah yeah he put his lips around one end of it i put my lips around the other one And we chewed down until we were making out
Oh cool
You get what I'm saying
Yeah I know I do
Tommy Smoke's video coming out soon with these boys
So they were just as hot in person
Who's the Pat Mahomes looking dude
He's the one I touched
Yes you did touch me
You think that he knows Yeah, he's the one I touched. Yes, you did touch me.
You think that he knows?
He has to know deep down.
That he's the worst?
No, no, that he's the worst one.
I think he knows, but I think the worst Montana boy isn't a bad thing.
Yeah.
You think so?
He knows they're lifting him up.
Yeah, but then he feels like he's on the fringe.
I mean, I can, I, I don't know. Would you rather be the worst Montana boy or just never a Montana boy?
Or the best on the yak?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Were the other guys, weren't there more Montana boys and they whittled it down to only three
or five boys?
Five boys.
I thought in the other videos there's other hotter guys
But that guy might be like
Well I got touched
So he's now
He might be number one Montana boy
Yeah well he's one in my heart
In my touch rankings
He's the number one
Marcus is still number one
But did you see Tyler Cameron was in Tommy Smoke's video?
And they said that Tyler Cameron also had a dalliance with Kristen Cavallari.
What?
Cavallari.
And then they ran into each other.
I also heard Fugman had a supposed date.
Who?
Fugman?
Who's Fugman?
We know who Fugman is.
We have a Fugman?
We don't know who Fugman is.
We have a Fugman.
Oh, I know who Fugman is? Yeah, you know who Fugman is. We have a Fugman? We don't know who Fugman is. We have a Fugman. Oh, I know who Fugman is?
Yeah, you know who Fugman is.
Who the fuck is Fugman?
I know who Fugman is.
We know who Fugman is.
Yeah, you know who Fugman is.
They said that Fugman was supposed to go on a date with Cavallari, too.
I've seen the...
Who's Fugman?
Harrison Fugman.
Harry Fugman.
Harry Fugman.
No way.
I don't know who I'm talking about. Yeah. Remember the first time I grazed eyes on that name? On Harrison Fugman. Harry Fugman. No way. I don't know who I'm talking about.
Remember the first time I grazed eyes on that name.
Harrison Fugman.
No, who's Harrison Fugman?
He's the new Mr. Alex.
Oh, that's his last name?
His last name is Fugman.
Yes, yeah.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
That's a tough name.
So, Fug, but yeah.
They said that Fugman was supposed to go on a date with Christian Cavallari, too.
Fugman?
Fugman.
A Montana boy.
Oh, man.
Tyler Cameron and Fugman.
Fugman.
Damn, look at you.
And Steven from And J. Cutler.
Oh, man.
She's got the fucking Avengers.
I mean, once you get a Fugman.
First person to touch a Fugman?
Yeah, I'll touch a Fugman.
Where are you going to find one, though?
Fugman.
Mr. Fugman.
What a name.
It's so fun to say.
Yeah.
It sounds like a slur.
Yeah.
I don't know why she's not scooping
that name up alex fugman i would she she learned her her lesson from the past and had fugman on
the podcast immediately oh yep yeah that's where i so that's where because i was watching the
podcast i learned the uh the news about the high-profile date.
So he was supposed, she was supposed, no, Fugman was supposed to go out on another date.
And he was someone more high-profile.
And everyone thinks it's Kristen Cavallari.
And then Alex basically stole Fugman from Cavallari.
And now, because of that, Cavalieri's dating a Montana boy.
Wow.
Dominoes.
It's because of who?
What if?
In another world, Alex Bennett is dating a Montana boy.
Wow.
You missed out.
The sliding doors are crazy.
You never know what's coming your way when things don't work out.
You're about to be dating a Fugman.
Yeah.
I'm dating a Fugman. I'll just get you a Fugman. Yeah. I'm dating a Fugman.
I'll just get you a Fugman.
You can't just get a Fugman.
They don't grow much. You earn one.
What is this package?
I saw that too.
Why was Joey carrying a black baby?
He was. I saw that too. I'll just throw that around.
Someone sent us the bottle.
What?
Wait, was it a real black baby? No, not real. It was a doll. Someone sent us the bottle. What? Oh.
Wait, was it a real bottle? No, no, no.
Not real.
It was a doll.
Question remains.
Question remains.
Way more understandable.
All right.
He's in his Brad Pitt story arc right now.
Let him do it.
And we'll start ignoring it.
What happened to those kids?
Did they return them?
One of the kids put up a mean Instagram story about Brad Pitt.
What?
Oh, like scathing.
Mean, mean.
Said he's like a real piece of shit, terrible temper, like abusive, awful guy.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I don't believe him.
What about Jolie?
She got, she's good?
I think she's okay.
Oh, Angelina Jolie.
Yeah, they're cool.
You're thinking of a man named Jolie.
Jolie Young, former defensive coordinator of Mississippi State.
Jolie Fugman.
Come back to us, Brandon.
Yeah, sorry.
Why don't you say Jolie?
I'm back in 1995 blitzing.
Fugman.
What's up, Caroline?
Hey, Caroline.
Caroline.
Yeah, we got everyone in the office.
We're going to do the draft soon.
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That is done.
Good work. I'd like to get Fogman
on the yak.
Can't get that out of my head now.
His name is an earworm.
It really is. He has a popcorn
company with the Jonas Brothers.
That's right, and I've actually tried it.
It's really good.
I believe.
I had it before I knew he was Fugman, because I just found out he was Fugman.
He also has a chicken skin company.
What?
I've had that before.
Chicken skin?
Yeah, we got a bag of it in New Orleans.
Like Eric Cartman going to KFC and taking the...
Oh, yeah.
But it's like chips.
Like pork rinds?
Skin off of...
It's good.
It's good, too.
Really good.
Damn.
I bet that's good.
Okay.
Fugman did this?
That's some Fugman joint.
Fugman got the chips.
Fug did it.
Why would he not put his name on everything?
Yeah.
Founder and CEO of four companies.
Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, wow.
Busy guy.
He's from Vancouver.
He lived in Singapore, i think oh wow damn
know a little too much about fogman i watched the i watched the episode
i'm trying to support uh the nuts on clark at the airport took down your picture what
oh i saw infuriating why it was an awkward rate that worker in there someone probably
stole it like like that North Korean
tourist. They put him to jail.
Yeah, it's gotta be what happened.
Dude, I walked in like Ric Flair,
just like...
And it wasn't there?
They're all looking at me like, who the fuck are you? And I'm like,
come on. I'm the guy on the side.
I'm the Pope. And I turn and I look and there's
no picture.
Yeah, that's me. They have the same sandwich board up, though, but there's no picture.
Or there's, like, another picture on the other side.
It's cleaner, honestly.
I love seeing Connor Griffin just there.
What are you?
Hey, what is that?
What's he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
Why are we zoomed in?
To a million percent.
He's our Glenn Humperdinck.
But you have to zoom in to a million percent?
Oh, wow.
That was Glenn Humperdinck.
You're doing all the way in your nose.
Glenn Humperdinck?
I know the name Humperdinck.
Did I just date myself?
Humperdinck was part of a children's book.
Engelbert Humperdinck.
Engelbert Humperdinck.
Who was that?
Loved saying that in school. He's our Glenn Humperdinck was part of a children's book? Engelbert Humperdinck. Engelbert Humperdinck. Who was that? Loved saying that in school.
These are Glenn Humperdinck.
Who's that?
Just saying it again doesn't mean we know what it is.
You know who Glenn Humperdinck is.
I don't.
I know Sir Oliver Humperdinck.
He's Tom Green's friend that used to sit in the window.
Oh, yeah.
That's just Glenn.
Yeah, I think his last name's Humperdinck.
Okay.
He only called him Glenn, though, didn't he?
Oh, is that...
Did I make up...
Did you make up Glenn Humberdink?
Wait, hold on a second.
Did I make up Humberdink?
I don't think his name was Humber...
Yeah, it was Glenn...
Oh, music class.
What was Glenn from Tom Green's show's name?
Humberdink.
Hump...
Hump...
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck. Hump... Oh, it's so close. Humplick? Hold on. I wish his name was a humperdink
okay so oh this box
is someone sent
the bobbleheads at mincy from the
famous mincy bobblehead video
do we want him to open it no Someone sent the bobbleheads at Mincy from the famous Mincy bobblehead video. Oh.
Do we want him to open it?
No.
Okay.
Mincy?
Yeah.
There's no way you can fuck it up again, though.
It would almost...
There's just no way.
We just have him open it up out on the court.
Yeah.
Pels are playing tomorrow night.
You want him to open the whole box and then what's in the box?
They're playing Friday night. See if he can open up this box and then what's in the box? They're playing Friday night.
Yeah, see if he can open up this box.
They're playing tomorrow night.
There's no way.
I don't think he can take that box.
Or is it a doubleheader Friday night with both of them?
Oh, yeah.
Correction.
Friday.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's right.
Apologize.
I was part of that too, and I apologize.
There's too much tape.
Steven, are you – did I see a clip that said you used to be a tough guy?
What? Yes. guy? What?
Yes.
What?
What does that mean?
There was –
Oh, yeah.
On the bracket we debated, I think, things that make you think people are tough.
And one of the things was a person that goes over and asks people do we have a problem
here and I have done that several
times so you were do we have a problem here
several times yes in what context
when his little friends
were starting shit
my best friend in college
was a smaller guy he was like 5'7
and he would like to
get into little scraps at bars
get into little scraps tiny bars. Get into little scraps.
Tiny, itty-bitty scraps.
The cutest little scraps you've ever seen.
And you were the guy who –
A little scrap?
Wait, so did anyone say, yes, we have a problem?
No.
Not to the point where, like, blows are swinging,
but typically me and or another guy would come in
and it would de-escalate very quickly.
Did you ever say that to anyone bigger than you?
Yes.
Wow.
That's tough.
That is tough.
I could see it, honestly.
Like just the way that you present yourself and your aura.
Do we have a problem here?
Keep in mind, at this point, I've had several drinks too.
We know, yeah.
Can you say it the way you said it?
Yeah.
Do we have a problem here?
That was a little fast.
I don't know what I would respond to that.
All right, then you might be about it.
Was anyone about it?
No, not officially.
Well, yeah, because your teensy itty bitty friend was probably
fighting like people.
Yeah, I don't know. Stephen came up to me
and said that even in the middle of like a
scuffle, I'd just be like, what?
Did I leave my lights on in my car?
Well, that was a very
long time ago.
Did you get in fights in college?
Nothing that was like
serious swinging stuff, but yeah, some altercations.
Who's that guy?
So we have two people here who won.
What the hell?
What, Brandon, did you fuck him too?
No, they won the Stella Blue Yak auction, and they paid a lot of money for it.
So they're here for an auction.
Oh, hello.
Welcome.
Met him earlier.
Yeah, so thank you to them. We had that. Oh, hey, very cool. Yeah. Met him earlier. Yeah. So thank you to them.
We had that.
Oh, hey.
Very cool.
Yeah.
What was the gala called?
The furball.
Yeah.
The furball.
And we had that yak.
The basket.
Free, yeah.
I fuck with that guy heavy.
Why?
He just looks like an Irish uncle.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah.
I just feel comfortable.
Yeah.
Also, anybody who's got the sunglasses on the hat, I'm like, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's party.
Also, they told me they would love to be on the wet wheel.
Oh, okay, great.
They are.
They are.
Yeah.
They're all about it.
Yeah.
All right, so where's Mincy?
Want to ping him?
I got a phone.
Is he still tracked?
Go in the left.
Go to that bathroom.
Go to the urinal and see if you can find the smudge that looks just like a pear.
At least take a picture of it.
How'd you find it?
Right in front of my eyes.
He'll find it so fast.
There's a pear smudge?
Why didn't you tell any of this?
Waiting to tell Titus, weren't you?
Hope he finds it.
Titus deserves to know.
Rick's fart was so funny.
Oh, my God.
He's just fighting online, right, you know, for the last week.
The allegations.
Yeah, he was at the bar Friday spilling his guts out trying to convince me he wasn't gay,
and it was even gayer than how he did it.
He's mad at me.
He's mad at you.
He's actually upset about this.
Yeah.
No.
A little bit.
Really?
Somebody at Bird's Nest on Friday did walk up to him and say, oh, the gay guy from the yak.
That's funny.
That's cool.
Yeah.
They knew who he was.
That's cool Yeah They knew who he was That's cool
Alright yeah
Wherever Mincy is
Need a gay guy on the act
For real
Yeah
I might turn
Are any of you motherfuckers handy?
Nick is
No
Ish
I'm not
Yeah
Like you could
Like hang
Like some lights
Or some shit like that, or could you like...
I think mount a TV is a good standard.
Nope.
You don't risk that.
Do you mean like pay someone to mount it?
I could do that.
I have a toolbox.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And how often does it get...
How many times a year do you use it?
I'll hang photos and posters.
I hung a jersey in a jersey frame.
I can build furniture in the box.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's pretty fucking good.
I don't know.
That's pretty basic.
That's low bar.
It is a low bar, but that's, I mean, we're just not a, even I think just company-wide,
most of us aren't that.
No.
Vince, here's a package for you.
Okay.
Can you go open it on the court?
I want it all the way.
Open it all the way.
No help, yeah. the way. No help.
You've got to say cross-legged.
No help.
No, you don't get any help.
Do any of you guys that have toolboxes notice that it smells like Parmesan cheese?
It doesn't.
I wish Titus was here for that.
No, it's actually a phenomenon.
Wait, what?
It's a phenomenon. How do you know it's a phenomenon? I Googled it. It's very common no, it's like actually a phenomenon. Wait, what? It's a phenomenon.
How do you know it's a phenomenon?
I Googled it.
It's very common.
Oh, yeah.
It's a rough one.
Fuck him up.
Can we just put him in a lower third?
Oh, wow.
Don't dox us, Mincy.
Turn it around, Mincy. Turn it around, Mincy.
Turn it around to the dress.
Turn it around.
He's not turning it around.
Turn it around.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
You just made it clear as day.
There you go.
There you go.
Idiots.
Oh, my gosh. Oh my god
This is
Okay
Okay, that's why you got to sit cross-legged.
So wait, Stephen, they smell like parmesan. No, there's no results on Google.
One blog post from 2013.
Stephen said the toolboxes smell like parmesan cheese.
Oh, my God.
What?
Like it's a known thing.
It's a phenomenon.
Like all toolboxes?
Like the Northern Lights. Oh. It's a phenomenon. Like all toolboxes? Like the Northern Lights.
Several.
Whoa.
Gone to our knees. It's based on acetate-handled screwdrivers.
Oh.
But yeah, so open up your toolbox. I bet it stinks like that. Okay. Alright.
I'm sorry to say, Kyle, I couldn't find the pear.
Oh.
Couldn't find the pair. Oh
Oh fuck. Somebody pissed the pair off? Yeah, I looked everywhere. I had my face in that urinal. Damn
All right, well fun little game for
Disappeared we should do this with like a heart transplant
Like you have you have 20 minutescy, otherwise we cannot use this heart.
I think Kyle's gonna find the pear.
I hope he brought his phone.
Or is he just gonna confirm it's there?
Confirm his own report?
Okay.
That seemed like a big piece of tape.
Yeah, but you can just rip the paper right you think so
This is out right staring at it looks confused excuse. There's like an escape room I
Feel bad for the box. Yeah.
Oh, he's in.
No, that's just tape.
That's just tape.
Oh, man.
Now he's in.
Kind of like package ASMR.
Sounds kind of good.
Yeah.
Guys, the New York street vendor who sells jerseys is back out this week nice week. What's he guys want me to bring some stuff? Yeah, yeah
Freshly Jersey yes
Would love to oh wow this is how mincey attacks everybody
So like little off right, oh, it's next month open it up open it up. Oh, that's oh geez
I don't think it's actually an Xbox. I think it's gonna rip the box
This one just this is this box shouldn't be that confusing. No, but it is oh
That's other there goes the box.
We've used this box the last time.
It's a valuable box.
It's like a dog in a Kong toy.
Finding parts of the box I didn't know existed.
How's your dog doing, Rowan?
Fantastic.
I love that. Beautiful. Oh my god.
Oh no. Oh my god.
Oh no way!
Ah! Ah!
Alright.
Why you gotta open that?
Oh no, it's the morning roll.
Oh well.
It's kind of a tough dig after what happened last night.
Oh boys, god dang man.
Wait five years on Zion
and have him drop.
Oh yeah. Here it comes. God dang, man. Wait five years on Zion and have him drop mmm.
Oh, yeah.
Here it comes.
Do it.
Okay.
Oh, there we go.
Oh.
There we go.
Oh.
Redemption.
Well, we'll see.
Pierre's back.
Redemption.
Could this be the voodoo to fix Zion's hamstring?
Is there anything else in there?
What's he looking at?
Watch today's Wake Up Minty featuring Robbie Fox.
Matches?
What?
Okay.
Keep looking.
Is there something else in here? No.
There's nothing in there.
All right, keep looking.
Keep looking.
Yeah, there should be a couple.
Really get in there.
Look under, like, the fold. Yeah, there's nothing. Under what? Like, the fold of the other side of the fold.
Yeah, there's nothing.
Under what?
Like the fold of the other side of the box.
There's nothing else in there.
I wonder if Mincy's parents wrapped his Christmas presents in like bags.
Christmas was a week long.
Put them in the rubber corner.
Three gifts.
Yeah.
I missed my box.
They're not Jewish, but it still takes eight nights.
Oh, we got a letter.
Why is he doing it?
I don't need to say his name. It's on it, right?
No.
At least I asked for once.
Give him a shout out. Is his name a
slur?
Hello, Yak Crew. I hope
this token of social media lore finds you well.
If Mintz is not already torn through the packaging,
you will find the same bobblehead in this other video, including here.
Please enjoy.
There we go.
Awesome.
Shout out to that guy.
Yes.
Great gift.
All right.
Thank you, Mintzy.
Thank you, Mintzy.
Terrible game.
Is he going to walk away?
Just leave it. We'll get it. I'm throwing all of them. I'm not going to do that. All right. you mincy terrible game is he gonna walk away just leave it we'll get it oh i'm not gonna do that all right what a terrible man good man can i keep
yes yeah yeah yeah you know what the wake up mincy studio or the quick pick studio no the
wake up mincy studio it's not it's it's you know jacket put it in the goddamn studio okay
let me clean up all this mess first.
Oh, man.
Hello, old friend.
Meet again.
I'm glad we're doing better this time, though.
Are we done?
I don't know.
Did he just, did he provide the answer?
He just disagreed with himself.
I'm upset. How's he gonna attack this yeah, look it does it all in one
You missed this mark yeah, I did yeah
Turks and Caicos didn't have Ben Mints. No. Oh, no.
Oh, there's styrofoam everywhere.
Filling the old pockets up.
Get in one trip.
Get in one trip.
Yeah, you got it.
Good.
Yeah, you're fine.
It's stuck to you.
It's stuck to you.
That's good.
That's fine. Make it easier to carry. That's good. That's fine.
Make it easier to carry.
There's Pierre.
Get it all.
There he goes.
See you, Mincy.
See you, Mincy.
Listen to the steps.
Oh, Mincy.
Mincy, you forgot the tape.
The tape. Take the tape.
I'm coming back.
No, no.
Come back right now.
One trip. All one trip. One trip. All one trip. I'm coming back. No, no. Come back right now. One trip.
All one trip.
One trip.
All one trip.
All one trip.
Vince.
Vincey, one trip.
He just said okay.
No.
Here he goes.
Redemption.
We never saw him again.
Should we do this draft?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got the film festival.
Do High Noon first.
Oh, yeah.
Someone want to do High Noon?
Ron? I'd love to. Do High Noon first. Oh, yeah. Someone want to do High Noon? Ron?
I'd love to.
Pass me down my blade.
Pass me my sword.
High Noon.
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This variety eight-pack features two new tequila flavors,
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Oh my God.
That sounds incredible.
And a prickly pear,
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High Noon.
Sun's up.
KB, was that pear back in there?
Is that where you went?
It's still there, yeah.
So Titus just couldn't find it?
I find that.
No.
I'll go back.
I'll go back.
Maybe someone else?
I'll do better. Now I don't know if I know what a pear looks like. I got go back. I'll go back. Maybe someone else? I'll do better.
Now I don't know if I know what a pear looks like.
I got a P.
Mr. Pear?
Yeah.
Mr. Pear.
It kind of looks like a cello.
Is this too...
No, that's a pear.
You nailed it.
That's 100% a pear.
I kind of want to see it.
Yeah, I want to see it too.
That's fully a pear.
How tight does not see it? That's fine. Did pair. I kind of want to see it. Yeah, I want to see it too. That's fully a pair. I was about to not see it.
That's fine.
Did he go to the wrong urinal perhaps?
I think it's only one urinal.
Oh, there is only one urinal in that bathroom.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Okay, so we have the teams.
We have the genres.
Rome, what are you doing today with Pat Bev?
I have a
So I have to shoot a new Amsterdam commercial
Oh, nice
At 3
And then we have a in-store appearance
At Snipes in Cicero
Nice
Clothing store
We're doing an exclusive merchandise drop
And then we're
Al Capone, dude
Is it?
And then we're doing
Stream
Then we're gonna record Then we're going to record.
Then we're going to stream tonight.
So that is, Kate, unfortunately going to cut into some of the time that I can be there for our team today.
But I'm going to do as much as I can.
PFT said he could help as well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's a pair?
Right?
Dude, that's a fucking pair.
It's almost too perfect.
That's a pretty good pair.
Perfect pair?
How did the smudge pair Someone had to do it
Wait in the urinal not the toilet
On the wall
That's what I was looking at the urinal
I was looking all over the urinal
But the wall it's right there
But what is it made of
Smudge
Life
Do y'all have smudge in your bathrooms
Why'd you say yep Do I have what Smudge. Life piss. Do you all have smudge in your bathrooms?
Why'd you say yep?
Did I answer your question?
Smudge? In my bathroom?
No, I was talking to Kate about the women's bathroom.
Alright, so it's above I took a zoomed in picture too. It's like
up and to the right. Yeah, I see it.
I have
That looks just like
a bear.
Wow. Thank you. How'd you find that? I am that looks just like a bear yeah Kyle
thank you
I need some credit for that
newspaper article
can the post pick that up
Kyle what was your reaction when you saw that
I was like damn
it's like below that TJ
it's like an always sunny
can we put a little frame around that we gotta preserve that Damn. Below that TJ. It's like an always sunny when they find it.
Can we put a little frame around that?
Yeah.
We gotta preserve that.
Preserve the smudge.
What the fuck?
It looks just like a pear.
Just like a pear.
Brandon, did you have smudge in your bathroom?
No.
No.
No.
I thought we were talking about smudge at the time.
You made it seem like it was personal bathrooms, Brandon.
Like your bathroom at home, you have smudge.
We were just going over the smudge in the men's bathroom.
Right.
Kate being the only woman here.
But I also thought you were implying Kate was a slob.
That's what I thought.
That is also, it's fine.
It's true.
Can I say something without being judged on the first part of the thing I say?
Of course.
The second part?
Okay.
First part is, in my home, in my bedroom, I have his and her bathrooms.
Wow.
Don't judge it.
Love it.
That makes sense.
I was like, this is awesome.
I have so quickly resorted back to being like 21 years old where there's just never toilet paper.
It's a mess.
Just shit everywhere.
There's like a fucking, I don't even put it back on the toilet paper thing.
It's so fast.
And I was just like, I guess I'm just this.
Just leave it sitting on the floor.
Everything.
It's amazing how fast.
I'll keep it on the floor.
It's amazing how fast it can happen.
Empty body wash.
I look like the college cribs guy if he came to my house
he'd be like look at how gross
this is
the sink doesn't really work
the soap set like your wife's sink
there's fucking hair everywhere
that's default
man setting though
the only reason guys even get better is because
they need to be in the presence of women
yeah because I literally when I wake up and go to the bathroom The only reason that guys even get better is because they need to be in the presence of women.
Yeah, because I literally, like, when I wake up and, like, go to the bathroom, I'm like, there's usually pee that I didn't flush.
Like, there's just, it's disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
Do you poop on your own pee?
I poop on my own pee. You'll poop on your pee?
Yeah, all day.
Wait.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Poop on your pee.
No problem.
Poop into your pee.
Well, you poop on it the next morning before you flush.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's been a while.
I mean, I used to, but it's...
I'll poop on my pee a lot.
You put toilet paper down first, though, right?
No, no, no.
I'll poop right on my pee.
I'll piss on my shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll piss on my shit, too.
I'll piss on my shit.
Oh, I piss on my shit.
I used to not understand why people
wouldn't poop on their pee
but people I guess back splash
back splash is what people are saying
yeah but it's usually a situation where you're about to get in the shower
but you don't want like pee
hitting your ass
you're fine with shit
yeah true good point
pee is sterile
old pee is sterile
that's more sterile
That's fermented
Yeah
Bottled it up
In 1948
French Bordeaux
Yeah exactly
The prisons
The prisons in France
Used to make
A beautiful piss Bordeaux
Any
What exotic fish
Did you have in Iceland
Ooh
Good question
He did
There's a lot of cod But I had fish did you have in Iceland? Good question. He did.
There's a lot of cod,
but I had, was it hake?
I've heard of it.
And then there was another one.
Not hamachi.
It's like a salmon
adjacent.
Ask yourself.
You're that guy.
Fuck, I need to ask myself.
Damn.
Kyle, remember when you accidentally ordered a stingray?
Yeah, was it skate fish?
I don't know, but you just picked it off.
It was like Arctic char.
Char.
Arctic char.
Whoa.
That looks amazing.
How was reindeer?
Reindeer was so good.
Really? But what percentage is reindeer?
What do you mean?
I don't want to be that guy.
What percentage of the deer is reindeer?
Of the meat.
It was a steak.
It was like a reindeer sausage.
Bison burgers aren't that much.
Something in Alaska, they were like,
well, was it a moose?
It was bear.
Something was like, well, we can only actually put a smidgen in oh it was a black bear bear yeah this was a pure reindeer steak it was just like a cut of cut of steak they also uh their
number one food they eat is fish number two meat that they eat rather fish. Number two meat that they eat, rather, is fish.
Number two meat that they eat is lamb.
But then number three is horses.
What?
Horses.
Did you have the opportunity to?
No, because it's taboo to serve it to tourists.
People are up in arms.
They also serve whale in a lot of places, but it's just not on the menu.
I could have maybe asked for it somewhere.
Yeah.
But there's horses everywhere just roaming the country, just like livestock.
And it's like, that's why.
Wild horses?
So they're not wild, but they're like in pens.
But they're, I mean, you can't drive anywhere without seeing a ton of horses.
And they're chopping them up and fucking staking them.
Reindeers aren't that cute.
Yeah.
They've just gotten a really good PR.
Incredible PR.
They're like Thai food.
Yeah, they're not. There's nothing special about a reindeer. Yeah. They've just gotten a really good PR. Incredible PR. They're like Thai food. Yeah, they're not. There's nothing special about a reindeer.
Yeah, but I don't
even know what... I'd hope it had like
antlers or something like that. I think they do.
Let me see a reindeer. Yeah, they do. They gotta.
Did the Blue Lagoon really mess up
your hair? It makes your hair feel like a straw, right?
You're not supposed to go under? Yeah, we actually...
I heard that
criticism from Nick, but I don't.
I didn't criticize.
That was just something I heard.
Well, yeah, not a criticism.
I'm not criticizing your criticism.
Oh, yeah, that's a moose.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a reindeer.
Connor.
Oh, we got Frank here.
Yay.
Yay.
But I think for the fellas, it doesn't matter.
And also, you shower before you go in and you shower right afterwards
okay
but there's like
you I mean you do like these
whatever face masks
exfoliation
how'd it feel
it feels great
but you have to
rinse those off with stuff anyway
so it's like you're gonna get
something in your hair regardless
I was hating from afar
I dunked in
I said fuck it
but I think that
if your hair is like
dyed or anything like that I think that it could fuck it But I think that If your hair is like Dyed Or anything like that
I think that
That'd go fuck it up
What was the temp of that?
Was it hot?
It was hot in some places
It was like
Hot in some places
Less hot in other places
There's like currents underneath
Might be
It might have been a trashy thing to do
Honestly
But it was fun
I had fun
Silicon
A lot of aloe in there great for this
kid uh tji sent you dave will's getting another one oh no that new york we're gonna have him on
tomorrow built this company for two decades only have will comes creating an international
incident embarrassment for the brand daily mail barstoolstool Sports Chief, Dave Portnoy, Reaction to Travis Colesley pulls out
all caps
of appearing
at their annual
Beer Olympics
in Las Vegas.
Beer Olympics in quotes
seems embarrassing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They shouldn't have
moved it to Las Vegas.
That was the biggest problem.
Should have had it
at Taylor's house.
Right.
Yeah, they gentrified
that shit.
Right.
You know that that's
going to involve
some Dana White gambling.
Oh, we're going to tunnel.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to tunnel.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You going back, Titus?
You have to.
I mean, I think you have to.
Yeah.
I know you have to.
Oh, Roan, do you want to, now that you, I didn't know you were going to Beer Olympics,
would you like to go to Dead & Company with me and Titus?
That sounds sublime.
I don't know if I'm in Beer Olympics.
No, it's Dead & Company.
That sounds fantastic.
I'd love to go.
Yeah, they're playing Friday and Saturday
before the Beer Olympics.
Yeah, that's pretty nice.
Beer Olympics is Monday.
It is?
Yeah.
Whole Vegas weekend?
Yeah.
Ending in Beer Olympics?
Yeah.
Good Lord.
Well, it's Monday and Tuesday
because of the Kelsey brother.
It's two days?
Why?
I don't know.
I don't.
Maybe.
Who is going to recover from that?
Maybe Monday will just be the day.
And what's the PED situation?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Lots?
I'm going to need to PED.
I think lots.
We're going to go to the tunnel of chaos.
A friend of mine told me that if he had to have one PED for a beer Olympics, it would
be acid.
What?
Because you could drink forever on acid. What? You could drink forever on acid.
And you can't get drunk on acid.
Mushrooms on the come down.
Yes.
You can drink a shit load.
That's true.
You don't get drunk.
You don't feel that traditional drunk.
That would be good for Beer Olympics.
It kind of sucks.
Yeah.
And also you'd be on acid,
which could be a bad thing.
But I believe in them.
I'm sure you could probably guzzle.
You want to do acid for the Paralympics?
I don't know.
A PD if it works.
I mean, this guy swears by it.
My friend Mike.
Doc Ellis?
Which one?
Mike said it.
Yeah.
No, he's fucking with you.
It's raps.
No, it's Mike.
It's book.
It's raps.
He would never fuck with me.
That's book.
That is book.
All right.
Let's do this draft.
So we're going to intro the draft, then we'll watch the trailer,
then we're going to draft.
So we have the four teams.
I know we didn't miss anything.
We have a film festival.
It's going to be a 48-hour film festival.
We have everyone here in the office.
We have the four teams.
Everyone's going to pick.
We have different genres, lines, tropes.
We do the draft. So the captains, all right, so here are the genres, lines, tropes. We do the draft.
So the captains.
All right.
So here are the genres, scenes, quotes, cameo, trope.
We have four captains.
Titus, you're a captain.
Yeah, I just found out about this right before we did the show.
So this is what here's.
Did you find out who's on your team?
Yeah, I was in a group chat.
Okay, because I picked for you, or we selected teams via the wheel,
but we had one nope I do, and I just wanted you to know that I used the nope I do for Che.
So you have Che on your team.
Oh, thank you.
That's awesome.
I made sure of that.
We got to get Che to say we have a problem here.
Yeah.
That's how it starts.
Yeah. Number one overall pick. Say we have a problem here. That's how it starts.
Number one overall pick.
You were the number one overall pick.
It was a wheel.
Only Che would do that.
All right, so the different teams are set up.
Titus, Nick, KB, and Kate are all the captains that will draft.
And then after the act, it's ready to go. Did your team prepare what your draft board looks like?
Basoli is so nervous.
Really?
We've already written our script, so if we don't draft, we'll be fine.
What we need. we're fucked.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
And then next Friday will be the film festival.
Jeff D. Lo, Kirk, and myself are going to be the judges.
And I don't know if there's a prize.
We'll make a prize.
Nikki Smokes is bringing two hoes.
That's the prize.
Yeah, if there's not a prize, I'll make a cash prize for it that'll be fun and then i so pft can help said he can help you kate i also
am like the tom clickio so i can i'm gonna be around all day bouncing around yeah okay
whatever is needed might be nothing all right right. Yeah. All right, so.
But we have some strategy as far as our draft.
There's some stuff we want.
There's some stuff we want to avoid.
Right, Kate?
And Tom Lay is on top of it.
He's got, we've talked at length.
Okay, so.
Havs has an outline for us, too.
So.
He's texting, yeah.
Che, you want to read the ad, and then we'll watch the trailer,
and then we'll draft, and then we'll be going.
Sure.
Boy Kills World stars Bill Skarsgård, again, John
Rich look-alike, as a boy, a deaf mute
with a vibrant imagination who's trained with a
mysterious shaman to become an instrument
of death after his family is murdered.
The boy's inner voice is voiced by legendary
voice actor H. John Benjamin.
I'm not sure which was his first name.
From Archer and Bob's Burgers.
Produced by Sam and Ronnie.
H. John Benjamin!
What are you talking about? Yeah, I don't know if it's Uh, from Archer and Bob's Burgers. Produced by Sam and Ronnie. It's H. John Benjamin.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I don't know if it's the H or the John.
His first name is H. John.
He goes by his middle name, John.
His first name is because of the H.
He wants to go by John, so he just H.
This is my first pick, Brandon.
This is my first... No, it's your nope idea.
It was actually our first pick.
So wait, what's
his first name?
It's not a letter.
His first name's
like Harold John.
Stop, stop, Ty.
Go, go, go.
His name's like
Harold John.
He goes by H John.
Finish the ad.
Finish the ad.
So you don't know
his name either.
Finish the fucking ad.
Produced by Sam Ramey
and Roy Lee.
Ramey.
It is Harold.
Sam Ramey.
Sam Ramey and Roy Lee.
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A lot of really cool inventive kills. Gamers
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It is awesome. The the trailer looks incredible. We're gonna get right into it. It's like an arcade fighter come to life
Let's roll that trailer Lovely.
This feels important.
This is the whole plan.
You cannot go in guns ablaze and security's going to be airtight.
Deeply confused. I saw this man take down an entire squad.
I did do that.
He killed over a hundred men.
Slight exaggeration.
With his bare hands.
Definitely not true.
Wait.
You forget who controls the narrative.
Not exactly how I plan to go.
Deal with him accordingly.
And lights.
Shit.
Rejoice!
Fuck!
Read my lips.
You petulant little shit. Repeat the mantra.
I am an instrument.
Shaped for this.
Damn it. that was cool yes love it i'm gonna rule okay so let's uh spin a wheel for draft order and there will be a snake draft i'm nervous you get to we'll spin the wheel you get to pick what pick
you want yeah kate what pick do you want to go with the wheel. You get to pick what pick you want. Yeah. Kate, what pick do you
want to go with if you get? What's
optimal? I don't know.
Sneak draft's always like, hey, you want to go
four? Kind of want
first. Well, what would you pick
first overall? I can't. I'm not going to
say yet. You're not in it.
No. But I'm open. Ron, if you
have any input.
I'm just really talking about that there's like one or two things I just want to avoid.
Yeah.
Yes.
Actually, I know what I don't want more than I know what I do want.
So I think getting something else in that category early on will exclude you from getting that.
Yes.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Feel free to text me if you have things that you think are avoidable.
All right.
All right. So spin it between Kate, Titus
no I'm not on it
KB
instead of me
there's your four captains
let's go
we want first pick
that's a bad choice bad choice Let's go. We want first pick.
That's a bad choice.
Bad choice.
Always want to go with the snake.
Or do you go 2-3?
I have instructions on what not to get.
There's a huge crowd of people in the gambling cave watching this. It ensures that we're not going to...
Should I go for the snake?
Oh, look at this. I love it. I'm nervous. it i'm nervous yeah you know what tom lee's got his he was what are you getting i'm
doing this i'm doing you're doing four or five yes four or five wild move that could be the
dumb no i think that's a good it won't be okay nick two or three two because everybody would
have to take stuff that you don't want or like everybody would have to take the stuff you want in the first round all in the same category.
Yeah. KB,
what do you want?
Tom, my phone is on.
If any of my team members
want to get a say in. You're captain, man.
I've been getting conflicting suggestions.
Anyone in the gambling cave who wants
to jump in whenever a draft
pick comes up, that's very much allowed.
How long do we have for draft picks?
Ten seconds.
No, no.
I have a question.
Are there no fidoos?
No.
No.
I just wanted to make that very clear.
No, this is not a yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nick?
I get one.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Do we want Pavs in here, Titus?
Yeah.
Oh, you guys need Pavs?
No, no, no.
I think you get to have Pavs come in for one pick.
Your directors get in for one pick.
I want to see whatever else.
Should we get him for the first, or should we save him?
Why did Jake Malasak just do that?
No, he gave us.
He did give us a big one.
We have enough. Oh, here he comes. Pav did give us a big one. We have enough.
Oh, here he comes.
Paps can be here for one pick.
Do you want this pick?
We don't.
You can be here for one pick.
Do you want to be here for the first pick?
I'll let you make the first pick.
If you know the one thing I don't want, I'll come in for the second.
Okay.
All right.
Love it.
Good talk.
All right.
So show the big board, and then can you cross them out as we go, TJ?
Or is that?
Maybe.
You put it in like a Microsoft Paint?
Yes.
Yeah.
Just cross them out.
Has Paint made any advancements?
No.
They tried to bring out Paint 2.0, and it was garbage.
Fuck that.
Garbage.
Are you guys nervous?
A little bit, man.
I don't like the gambling cave watching.
It messed me up.
There's definitely a bad combo that you can get.
For sure.
Yeah.
I forgot about the delay.
Tom texted me after I picked 4-5.
He was like, go with the second pick.
I love that.
We're already like, all right. All I picked four or five. He's like, go with the second pick. We're already
like, I ain't good.
Can we confirm
order because you guys picked?
Titus, Brandon, KB, Kate.
No, no, no.
Titus,
Nick.
No, Titus, KB.
No, Titus, Nick.
Titus, Nick, KB, Kate.
Snake.
Alright. I have 1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
10 texts in a row from Fasoli
in the past
one minute.
What is he saying? Read them all.
Just give us the general...
Do what you think is best. We need to get to fuck. Okay, okay.
That's alright.
I think... Do what you think is best. We need to get to fuck, okay, okay, that's alright.
Do what you think is best.
It's totally worth sending.
Great strategy.
Fuck, okay.
Look at this.
His thumb's gotta be tired for solely.
Where's Rick?
Is he sitting on Joey's lot?
The Boston boys.
There he is. Cute tie-dye. Where is Rick? Is he sitting on Joey's lap? The Boston boys.
There he is.
Let's just look at him for a second. Cute side eye.
I can just see the lisp.
Look at him.
Oh.
He definitely has had moments in the last few weeks where he's just like,
remember when I was just an anonymous Twitter guy who got numbers?
That was awesome.
No longer.
No longer.
Now you're gay.
All right, here we go.
Titus, first selection.
Let's do it.
With the first pick of the Barstool Chicago Film Festival,
Team Titus selects romance slash drama.
Whoa!
I like it.
I like it a lot.
That's great for us.
That's great for us.
Use a different color, TJ.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
Romance.
And you can make it thicker, TJ.
Do you know how to use Microsoft Paint, brother?
No.
Oh, my God.
You can make it thicker.
Make it thick.
Make it as thick as you can.
Or do the spray paint.
I think you'd hit right bracket to make it larger.
There you go.
Spray paint works.
Oh, spray paint.
How thick can you make this, TJ?
Yeah, there you go.
Hell yeah, T.
All right, romance drama.
Off the board.
Nicholas.
With the second pick, we will take biopic.
Oh.
That was dumb.
That was so dumb.
I don't know what to do about Roan, and there's going to be a sex scene in it.
I'm fucking Rick.
Okay, KP.
Oh, my God.
I'm going Then I Die.
Great pick.
Great pick.
Great pick.
Great pick. Frank's Then I i die all right kate let's talk let's talk this through we know what we want to avoid so let's take something in that category okay and tom
lay has a background in this okay tom like to do one pick for you so i'm saying for the thing
we're gonna take horror as our genre that sounds crazy okay so we're going to take horror as our genre. That sounds crazy. Okay.
We're going horror.
Now the second one I might need.
Okay.
So second one, let's take a scene and we know what we want to avoid choreographed dance.
So let's take another scene from there.
That is correct.
Okay.
Let's look at that again.
So what would pair well with horror of the scenes?
A breakup, a love scene, or a fight scene?
Fight scene will be hard for us.
That's kind of like a choreographed dance in its own right.
Yeah, that also has like a, that's a heavy lift.
So, I mean.
It's either love scene or break up, and either's fine with me.
I like break up a little bit more.
Yes.
There's a little bit more juice to that.
I think so too.
Character development, we're going break up.
Ooh, TJ making Superman ass.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Wow. Ah, damn. Donnie just said fight scene or ass. Oh, fuck yeah. Wow.
Damn, Donnie just said fight scene or love.
Oh, shit.
Damn it.
There's a delay.
Breakup off the board.
There's a delay.
Back to Titus.
All right, so you guys go back to KB.
Back to KB.
Oh, got my tip.
We're going to do fight scene.
Oh.
Then I Die works with fight scene.
You happy?
With what?
With what you're about to do.
Well, the thing is, I don't want to get a choreographed dance.
We're the only team without a chick.
So love comes in all shapes and sizes.
I mean, you could do Bollywood choreography, like a Jai Ho type of deal. Triple R.
Alright, I would like to use my call of director
Nick Fasoli. Okay, Fasoli, get in
here. Fasoli,
get in here.
Just doing my job.
Just doing my job.
Alright, Fasoli.
There's a mic behind you.
There's a mic behind you.
So choreographed dance would be tough.
Yeah.
But we... It's okay.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
I mean, the love scene is something we've discussed already.
Yeah, talk into the mic.
Talk into the mic.
Talk into the mic.
Two people that we have.
Who do you have?
Nikki Smokes and Pat.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Hollywood.
That seems...
We will take...
What pictures are you showing?
We will take
Riggs tougher than the sun
Oh that's a good pick
I had a first round grade on that one
Damn
Okay
Alright
Titus has two
We have two?
Two picks
Well I know I know the two you want to call we have two two picks well i know i know the two
we want because there's the yeah the the scenes and the quotes we have instructions to avoid
you're correct yes so we have to make our two picks be yeah we were told avoid choreographed
dance and avoid uh the fazoldi glazing tweet. Okay, so you got both.
We're going to take the other two in both of those.
Love scene and last gun in the bullet.
Okay. Fuck.
Great work.
What's Fasoli's glazing tweet? It's the one he did about me.
It can be, it's fill in the
blanks. It's not about me, but it's the one he did
when I brushed my teeth
with Mincy's toothbrush.
Some people don't understand.
Oh, wow.
Our boys are fired.
Was that clap for us?
Who clapped?
I think that was for you.
Are you up, Kate?
Yes, I think so.
No, we're up.
Heavens no.
My heart is pounding.
We're up again.
We will take...
Here, can I see the board, please?
Just need to see the board.
Oh, jeez.
TJ.
TJ's getting bodied by Microsoft Pay.
Did you lose all of it, TJ?
You can press undo.
Undo.
Undo.
Undo.
There you go.
All right.
Okay.
I will take.
So we're the last people to take scenes, so we shouldn't take a scene.
It seems like for a biopic
A flashback would be handy right
We'll take flashback
Nice
That's what I was told
Am I up
I think we found TJ's one computer weakness
He's getting nice with it now
Alright go ahead KB
Okay I think we can make
montage work okay montage off the board kate and roan have two picks okay let's go uniform first
and then let's go trope yeah we're going first responder in uniform yeah yeah for sure for sure
and then i'm torn between because Tom Leigh said that
Nightmare Dream could be tougher on the editing side
and Breaking the Fourth Wall is pretty easy
but Nightmare Dream goes so good with horror.
What are we thinking, Roan?
Yeah, they're saying Nightmare Dream in the talk,
in the text right here.
It's tough.
We could call someone in.
And Breaking the Fourth Wall, you could come you have your
you have your producer tom tom tom lay tom lay
oh he likes breaking the fourth wall he already said but let's have him in here because he has a
great voice he does he's a very enjoyable voice what would you like it's okay tom we won't bite
there's a mic over here yeah Yeah. Yeah. I do.
All right.
Well, I do like.
Wait.
Turn this mic on.
I'm just saying I wanted to throw it out there.
I do like the idea of breaking the fourth wall.
Even though Nightmare Dream kind of goes with horror, I just feel like we can naturally do that anyway.
I don't know.
It would be simple that you could kind of just sprinkle it in.
Okay.
You could do a Jim Halpert look.
Did you intentionally dress like a director today?
Yes.
You do.
You nailed it.
You absolutely nailed it.
I trust your vision.
I know you're a Yankees fan, but that also.
Right?
No, I had to wear that.
I don't usually wear a hat a lot, so I had to go direct.
I think the fewest restraints we can put on ourself is the best,
and I think that breaking the fourth wall is the lightest lift of all these.
Yes. Okay. We can have our most creative freedom especially because we're tethered
to Fasoli's glazing tweet
and we have
first responder already. Follow up questions on that. I have no
idea how we're going to do that. What do you mean? It's okay.
Like with that. You just put it
in. Put it into the script.
Strong homage to it.
Word for word.
You don't have to use it. You can fill in someone else. We could start with somebody to it. A fill in the blank. Word for word? No. You don't have to use it.
It doesn't have to be me.
It can be fill in someone else.
We could start with somebody reading it and then they get hit by a car.
Like a complete...
Also, I mean...
No spoilers.
No spoilers,
but you could also just have
Fasoli break the fourth wall
and be like,
the one thing about this guy...
Oh my God!
I had nothing to do with this.
Everybody who understands entertainment
knows how scary ghosts are. Oh my god I had nothing to say Everybody who understands Entertainment Everybody who understands
Ghosts
Knows how scary
Ghosts are
People who think
The opposite of ghosts
Are going
Yeah
Yeah have your scripts done
Wow
How long are these movies
It's gonna be like
The movie Carrie
But a bucket of
Fusoli cum
Gets dumped on Big Cat
Or we could
Star Wars
I can
If you need a cameo for that tweet, I can.
All right.
Amazing.
I'm willing to do that.
Okay.
All right, great.
All right, we're set.
Yeah.
Let's go.
All right.
So we have to do it.
We have a choreographed dance, Brandon.
It's fine.
With mitts.
What was the pick there?
That's going to be great.
We're already late.
The pick was fourth wall.
Yep, breaking the fourth wall.
Okay. So we're locked in. Pick which fourth wall. Yep, breaking the fourth wall. Okay.
So we're locked in.
We have horror with a breakup, the glazing tweet, first responder, and breaking the fourth wall.
Okay.
All right, who's up?
KB.
So we're getting nightmare slash dream.
I've been told something.
I'm going to go with famous person.
Damn.
That's what Fasoli wanted us to take. Yep. Famous person
with cameo with dialogue.
Okay.
Love it.
And we get the glaze.
Nick? Oh no, we don't get the glaze.
Over 70.
We're gonna find one.
God damn it.
That's better than an animal. I know we have a dog, but
Malasek has texted into the group chat 4,000 like just fyi i got a dog oh i got a dog i can't i don't
you have dog and love scene oh
on camera this get ready to learn dog fuck, buddy. He's so ecstatic.
We're going to do another... Balasek, win it!
Anyone laughing?
No.
Not a soul.
Not a soul laughing.
We're going to do another Nickelodeon documentary about his dog.
Nobody laughed.
Not a smile.
No.
And he did that for so long.
Oh, my.
Very uncomfortable.
Oh, no.
Man.
What a bomb.
Yeah.
That was tough.
Brutal.
All right.
It's us then, right we get we're set animal we get to i mean we have animal and i think everybody's set yeah that's done yeah draft done so let's recap what we have okay
so we have romance say your teams go back tj i got a romance slash drama we have a love scene
we have dave's last gun in the bullet we have
an animal with a line of dialogue and we have
nightmare slash dream okay
that's ours Nick you have
is it biopic or biopic
biopic biopic
with a choreographed dance
the rigs tougher than
the sun tweet somebody over 70 with
a flashback okay
oh someone over 70 with a flashback okay oh someone over 70 with a flashback
yeah okay kb genre action fight scene then i die is the quote famous person cameo and montage oh
oh yeah oh that's a perfect that's perfect you had owen perfect draft and it was all built off
frank's then i die but Die that was your first pick
perfect best case scenario for this film festival
I think
I'm one of the judges
I'm judging on a binary
did I like it or not
but Jeff D. Lowe and Kirk actually know what they're talking about
they're files
alright
and then last.
I just get to work.
Nate, what was that?
Read off our.
Are we doing the act tomorrow?
Yeah, we're doing the act tomorrow.
Okay.
Just in between.
Horror breakup.
That's a fucking glazing tweet.
First responder in uniform breaking the fourth wall.
What?
Okay.
We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
And I think, so, and then PFT said he could help you guys while Rowan is out.
Shout out PFT, Nick, and Hank.
I think you guys were the ones who came up with this idea, right?
Oh, I didn't come up with it.
I was just, I was in a few meetings.
It was those guys.
Yeah, you guys, it's an awesome idea.
I'm very excited to see how it goes.
I like that there was some strategy.
Yeah.
Ooh. Hmm. And then, I guess we gotta spin our wheel
Corey's saying yes
Who's got Corey on their team?
Oh yeah
We have a ringer
Who?
Will Sparks
Oh my god
That's huge
I'm excited
These are gonna be good
A lot of talented
Not because of
The people everyone knows
But the people people don't
know like content people are going to suck at acting yes but the behind the scenes editing guys
are going to be we have shane he's going to be good yep my shane you're shane uh you're shit
for acting i think he's going to be our leading man. He makes a great A graphically.
What?
Makes a great A?
Yeah.
Like the letter A?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's just one of his strengths.
Damn.
There you go.
Has he gotten to B yet?
No.
Okay.
No, he just made a Stella blue shirt once.
He's a bubble letter?
He put Stella in the A, and it was one of the worst designs ever.
It's just the A.
It was the A of Stella?
He fucked up the A.
I can't remember what exactly, but it was just like, what did you do with this A, dude?
Damn.
No, Shane's very talented, though.
All right.
Wheel.
Great. All right. All right. Wheel. Great.
All right.
All right, so teams, ready to go, off and running.
And then, yeah, we'll see everyone tomorrow on the Yak.
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