The Yak - Mook Goes AIRBORNE as We Raise Money for Stanko | The Yak 5-17-24

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

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KB, you look different. No, he doesn't. Gained a lot of weight. No, I think you're actually, you and KB kind of have the same build. No. Yeah. That's an insult to KB. He's very fit, more fit than I am. We're so nice to Kyle.

We should just be brutally mean to him whenever he's not here. I couldn't do it, yeah. But when he's not here. I can't do it. I can't either. Stanko Day, though. Hello, everyone. So when he's not here. I can't do it. I can't either. Stanko Day, though. Hello, everyone. So here's what we got planned today.

If anyone who isn't aware, our good friend John Stanko, last week he wrote a blog. He unfortunately has stage. Is that his name? What? John Stanko? Yeah, Jonathan. I don't like that I know that. I didn't know his name. Yeah, it's John Stanko? Yeah, Jonathan. I don't like that I know that. I didn't know his name.

Yeah, it's Jonathan Stanko. Okay. I guess Jonathan. When you said John, it just kind of... Is Stanko short for anything? Stankonia? No, I think it's real. I thought it would have to be like...

Jonathan Stankonia? Stankovich or something. But no, it's Stanko. Stanko, okay. It's a great last name. Yeah. Good last name. So he, last week, wrote a blog.

He has stage four stomach cancer. Really, really fucked up, sad. We love Stanko. He's been part of the Yak in some of our funniest moments. He's an integral part of everything we do at Barstool, behind the scenes, in the tech room. So today what we're going to do is we have a special Stanko-themed game that we're going to play that is all of Stanko's favorite things

all work together in a game that will end up with two people, one having to ride a bike over the other on a ramp that they built here. Because Stanko famously. I'm glad you rolled through, man. Potter, you're trial by fire right now. You're going to be a yak legend if you can hang today.

I mean, I don't know the fella, and it's a terrible circumstance, obviously, but I'm going to do my best in the trivia, I guess. Yeah. You were a stunt boy before, right? I was, yeah. When? His penis for an only fans oh that was that's true too but i was in morning radio i was doing the stunts oh hell yes back in the day he did stunts on the radio that didn't have any video right before youtube existed i like that yeah where they were like josh is standing on the corner you know what

i mean like people would drive by or something but that's all the people that would see me. It was terrible. That's great. So, yeah, so it's going to be great. So the bike in the ramp is because Stanko famously broke his arm after getting wet one day on the yak. So we figured the least we could do is maybe have someone else get bodily injury. But let's put up his Venmo. So here's the deal.

If you can't give any money, don't give any money. Totally understand. This is for Stanko's wedding that is a month away. So it's basically the Yak giving Stanko a wedding gift. You know, he'll use it for his honeymoon. He'll get first-class tickets where he goes to his honeymoon. Whatever you want to give. If it's a dollar, great. If it's $ if it's zero dollars also fine we're there's no pressure

we're going to be have fun with this day and so the trip the the competition that we have set up which we'll yak for a little bit before we get into it we'll all lead to the final round and we'll have stanko stanko is going to be on standby to zoom in and host the final round. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, so it's going to be great. It's going to be a great day. I'm very excited for our guy. Also, I did the numbers.

Oh, no, no. Jerry's. All right, so Jerry, I almost thought I did the numbers wrong. Jerry is Kate's body double for all physical activities. Perfect. Because there are some physical things that we're going to have to do. I'm thinking about it too. Potter is at an extreme disadvantage

for some of these things. That's my lot in life. Is he? There's a competition that you have to know at least a little bit of the layout of the office. You're right. Luke, did you give him a tour yesterday? I did not. Also also Potter can't see yeah

no how blind are you pretty blind those are big glass I mean you want to give it you want to give a game dude they're like drunk goggles yeah let me let me get them let me get him. Let me get him. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, so thick. Even just looking through it. Oh, my God. Look at the skin on his face. I wish I knew what you looked like. Is this what you see? I would imagine. That's what people say.

Yeah, it's crazy, dude. They're so thick. Try to do the gauntlet. That was... Big Cat, look at the camera. All right. Look at the camera. Where right. Look at the camera. Look up a little bit.

Dude, you're going to get a migraine. Oh, yeah. This is crazy, man. It's like bulletproof glass. It really is. I was thinking if I run the gauntlet without my glasses, how long would I still be Jeff D. Lowe, do you think? Yeah.

Probably. It would be tough to shoot the three-pointer. I don't know who would lose to Jeff. Who came close the other day? Paul Rabel. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Gerald. I came close.

But that was post-marathon. Yeah. Yeah, how's your body, Jerry? All good, back to normal. Back to normal? Yeah, pretty much. Was it a full week recovery? Four days, five days, yeah.

I needed it. Nice. Is that a lacrosse ball? Yep. Like a practice lacrosse ball. I think it's a practice one, though. Oh, I see, because the real ones, you were throwing it pretty hard before. They have concrete in them.

I mean, you were getting hit with the ball pretty hard before. Me? Yeah. Oh, from Dan. Yeah, yeah. But they have concrete in them, the normal ones. Yeah, they got something in them. That can't be true, right?

Concrete? I'm pretty sure they got concrete in them. Really? They're pretty solid. Yeah, the big ones that could, like, break everything? Yeah. Yeah, those are just the fun ones. All right, so before we

get to the game how was uh last night you haven't heard about it because i was there on the program and i heard about it twice okay i heard about it this morning yeah he's taking the show on the road he's telling everyone about it he's going on tour yeah mincy also just texted me uh he said let me find it i'm tweeting out the stanko link he invited only the women in the office to his pool at his apartment yeah today today yeah that's a move he said the pool is opening today you want to come over and he only said it to women i got my suit in my bag i'm ready to go uh mincy just texted me a minute ago saying uh citation police report from scheffler deal from my louisville attorney friend if you want to use

it he just sent me the police report that's been very public for the last five hours. Yeah, because of who? Mincy. Mincy, probably, yeah. He's the source. Scotty Scheffler, what a day. What a day. Mincy left his keys. What are you doing with the glasses? I'm in pain right now.

Oh, because you're hungover? A throbbing headache. Yeah. I'm going to keep them on. I don't care how big of an idiot I look. Mincy last night left his backpack and keys at the Laugh Factory. Had to go home and sleep in the lobby of his apartment.

What? And then today they don't open again until like 6.30 so he's just out of his apartment. And he was supposed to download Adobe Premiere onto his computer so he could get a lesson. Yep. And now that's delayed. Jesus Christ. But he actually did pretty well last night. Yeah, that's delayed. Jesus Christ. But he actually did, he didn't,

he did pretty well last night. Yeah, he's a good storyteller. He did. He brought the energy. Good host. He might have taken two breaths in 10 minutes. It was just all gas.

Yeah. And he called out Brandon a couple times, and that was, it was pretty good. Yep. Shots caught me off guard. Said he drew a bigger crowd

than you. Wow. Reiterated that he was the king of the south many times over you yeah no he didn't I don't know I see no reason for him to lie about him having a bigger crowd well have you ever had a crowd

well I did the same thing he did he was there for yours and you weren't there for his correct um he would have probably more of an understanding about whose crowd was bigger wouldn't he that's true and wednesdays are the big fucking party night dude should be more popular should be do you think he learned from me watching you though i don't think he learns from watching anybody he simply waits for his time to do whatever he's going to do. I was impressed by him. Same.

Do we have clips? Are we going to watch? We have clips, but it's kind of just him rambling. Yeah, what I was told was there were no jokes. There were no punchlines. I was going to say, what's the funniest joke? He told his life story. What was the biggest laugh?

He got laughs. What was the biggest laugh he got laughs what was like the biggest laugh i mean not that he was talking i don't yeah i don't want to burn his material yeah right but he he had some he had some childhood stories that got laughs oh okay yeah and then at one point he was talking about poker and he said i'm basically rain man oh and we were like yeah i i don't i think that immediately disqualifies himself from being rain man because rain man no rain man doesn't know that he's rain man oh you know what i mean yeah but rain man rain man just wasn't but there wasn't a previous rain man for him to compare himself to right as a rain man but say rain man wouldn't be like, I'm special. Rain Man's just like, I want to watch Waterman. But Brandon's saying if in the Rain Man universe there was a Rain Man movie that Dustin Hoffman could have been watching.

He would have been Rain Man? Oh, my God. Saying representation matters. Mintz had been before Rain Man. Rain Man might be saying, I'm Ben Mintz. Yeah. I don't think so because I think the whole point of Rain Man is he's not aware of anything. Toothpicks. Have you of anything. Toothpicks.

Have you met him? Toothpicks. So Rain Man was just a movie about an autistic guy before autism. Everyone knew what it was. Yeah. You're right. And who played him again? Dustin Hoffman.

Dustin Hoffman. Could that happen again? Yeah. Yeah. What, Rain Man? It's Tom Cruise. It happens every day. It's happened a lot.

It happens all around this office. To Barstool Sports. To Barstool Sports. There's a whole bunch of Rain Man? It's Tom Cruise. It happens every day. It happens all around this office. To Barstool Sports. Yeah. Barstool Sports. There's a whole bunch of Rain Men watching right now. Just make Rain Man, but instead of winning tons of money at poker, it's just guys being able to post the perfect meme for Scotty Shepard getting arrested. It's like, oh, the new college football game came out?

Get our Rain Mans. Oh, we have this office at the fucking high food. Yeah, we have Rainmen. Yeah. They're ready to go. Yeah. I know the exact Fresh Prince of Bel-Air gift to use for this. It's a Rainman.

Got them everywhere. So it was a good night, though? It was a great night. Great night. Nick killed. Nick murdered. Nick murdered harder than I've ever seen him murder before yeah he always kills thank you guys and mook did good it was you did so good it was i felt like a proud mom like sitting i don't know it was just exciting to see you guys i was it felt really good to have everybody come out

yeah yeah kate you're glowing today is it because you went out last night i needed that i needed that so bad i needed that so bad and also i forgot this morning chaps was like did you bring your bike you told big cat and i was like oh my god i did three beers in last night when the yak was looking for a bicycle i was like i'll ride mine in uh you can't ride no i can't so but chaps has his yes We have a bike and a helmet. You were in your glory last night. I was in your bag. I did have, I was running down the street with a beer and a cigarette and like whatever. It was great. Mincy did callbacks each time he got up.

He like referenced something the previous comedian had said. Wow. And then guess who kept coming up to me in the balcony and saying, I could do this. I could do this. Smokes. Yeah. No way. Of course. So you got gotta get him up next give him a taste of i did at the end he came up for the q a he did he came

up for the q a and got his forehead roasted yeah so yeah we called him avatar the last hair bender i like that yeah it was great too so many good stoolies came out when i was leaving the bar at the end of the night one of the guys who had been at the show happened to be walking by with a giant bag of Taco Bell and just handed me a Baja Blast. Oh, yeah. And I was like, thanks, man. Yeah, it was just great. It was awesome that all those people came out. I'm sorry.

I'm buzzing. No, that's a hero move. Yeah. Brandon, you're glowing. I am. Mincy was good. Had energy. You had better jokes.

Yes. Wait, hold on, hold on. What? I can't vouch for the crowd size. Big Cat, I don't think you understand how goofy you look. There we go. One more, one more. Move it closer.

Got it. The one joke I saw that somebody sent in to me last night was somebody asked me and meant something, and he said, oh, yeah, Brandon Walker, I tell you what, he makes my job easy. Yeah, he did say that. That ain't me. Yeah, what? There was a Q&A at the end, and they said, Ben,

like what are your plans this year at Barstool? And he was just like, Brandon Walker makes my job easy. Oh. Oh. To someone who believes that Brandon Walker is the true king of the South, how would you change his mind? I think he needs to just go to the South with me and see how wild he gets. Because it's just a traveling circus and it's every day is just completely

bananas. I think also just you know I feel more confident in this crowd tonight. We filled this son of a bitch up. I was here for Brandon Walker three months ago. I don't know man. I think there was probably what, I mean we got a solid hundred more people in here tonight. But Brandon's great, though, in all seriousness, though. No, no, I love Brandon. No. He's, I mean, he makes my job kind of easy. He's so easy to hate. All you have to do is just be a decent, genuine person and be yourself,

and then you just look good by comparison. He was talking incredible amounts of shit. Wow. Yeah. That was the nicest amount of shit ever. There were a few other times, too. That's fine. That's fine.

It's Vincy not understanding why his job is easy is perfect. Yeah. That's where he's reigned, man. Like, yeah, my job is so easy because Brandon Walker's here. Yep, because Brandon Walker's hateable. Not because I don't do a goddamn thing. And I'm such a pussy, I'll let him just fucking float. That has nothing to do with it.

His job would be so hard if it weren't for you. I guess he owes me everything. There would be no... Yeah. We had one other thing we had to talk about. Steven. Oh, no. I don't. Why? I don Oh, no. I don't.

Why? I don't have it. I don't have the mental fortitude today, but let's try. Steven's kind of a rain man, yeah? Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah, no, big time rain man. Yeah. Big time rain man.

He's one of our many. He's our athletic rain man. Prime Sean Kemp. Yeah, Prime Sean Kemp. He just felt really good about that. He just, yeah, he was like, thanks, Potter. That was was really nice of you not realizing what you said uh oven burgers he put he put out his oven burger did he i didn't tasty god damn you the hate on oven burgers what'd it say the hate on oven burgers is unreal don Don't have the char, but still tastes great. You're just making

a meatloaf. That's all it is. Getting ratioed, but it's perfectly cooked, and then you just see blood? And it's not perfectly cooked because it doesn't have the burger char. It's so uneven. And it doesn't... It looks like something you give a dying dog

as a last meal. Yes. That is exactly what it is. Fuck yeah, feed him. On a paper plate, too. Yeah. I mean, that was in the office. I made it last night. I brought it in this morning.

Oh, that was a cold one? I took the photo cold, and then I heated it up and cut it up. So you made it in the oven. You put it in Tupperware. You brought it in, put it in the microwave, ate it. I put it in a Ziploc bag, but other than that, yes. Oh, man. There's the chair bounce.

Why not just reheat it in the oven? Yeah, why not just cook it here? We have an oven. I've never heard of it. That stumped him Bouncing Bouncing on it All time stump

Che rides dude He rides that chair That's a guy that rides Yeah Doesn't everybody? Technically What? I have no idea

Let's go Stanko Day Stanko Day Alright Stanko Day Okay Soanko Day. All right. All right. Go, go, go. Stanko Day. Okay. So here's how it's going to work. There are seven of us competing.

Like I said, Jerry is Kate's body double. So there's seven of us competing, including Stephen Che. We have six rounds. And how it's going to work is each round, the winner of that round is then safe. Okay. So they then don't commit so if you win the first round you're you're out of the competition not to marry all leading to the final round will be two people and they will go head to head in uh trivia bonus round hosted

by stanko okay okay so the first thing we have Is We're going to do The dizzy candle challenge Everyone's involved Okay What we're gonna do Is We're gonna put A candle

In a donut Underneath the hoop You spin for 15 seconds You gotta blow out the candle And you gotta eat the donut And that's your time. Does everyone understand? Do we have a, I hate to do this. Gluten-free donuts. Oh shit. All right. So we won't eat the donut. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll no, that's fine. I'll

get sick. Just blow it out. That's fine. No, this is, this is stanko day. This is stanko day. No, it's all right. We don't, you don't, we want your tum-tum to hurt on the day that we're doing a fun read for a guy with a stomach cancer. I'm eating the donut. Nick, far be it that you have a little gas, Stanko hasn't been able to eat solids in a month. I will eat the donut. I lost the plot there for a second. And I appreciate having a friend like you to reel me in. Does the donut have gluten?

Stanko's sitting at home watching. Luke, take your sunglasses off. Stanko would do anything to be able to eat a donut right now. Yep. All right. I will have two donuts. Oh, no, no, no. All right.

So let's set it up and then like i said the winner of this the fastest time of the dizzy blow out the candle donut challenge is then safe and then from the rest of the competition you're out for the day yes you don't have to worry about jumping over someone with a bike or getting run over jumping over like in the bike and jumbo we're the the final is the the two losers have to build a ramp and one of us jump over the other with only things we have in the office potter again i'm so glad you yeah this is so bad for you i am so terrified of having to build the ramp oh that's what that's what you're worried about because if someone is what if it's not me underneath it you're right i feel culpable out here i thought we're gonna have to light the candle that would have been What if it's not me underneath it? You're right. I feel culpable.

I thought we were going to have to light the candle. That would have been crazy. That would have been really hard. I thought you were going to have to have the match while dizzy. Yeah. Right. Or a lighter or something. Okay, we got the candles. How big is the donut?

Is that weird that it also frightens me, the donut? I'm frightened by this donut. Oh, yeah. Josh doesn't eat. Oh, yeahightened by the donut. Oh yeah. Josh doesn't eat. Oh yeah. I did come hungry. Oh good. I mean I'm always hungry.

Wait, when's the last time you ate a meal? Before I left on, what night was it, Wednesday? Yesterday was Thursday, yeah? Yeah. Okay, so Wednesday night. How are you sustaining? I drink a lot of beer. Oh, okay.

That works. A girl told me sustaining I drink a lot of beer oh okay that's that girl told me once I drink my dinner okay so there's that hops and whatnot I'm sure the cigarettes help yes I used to tell myself Guinness was a meal every now and then right it's something it's bread yeah I don't know Jerry were you ever a sick guy no okay you just vape though yeah but like you went now yeah but does your vape have nicotine? Yeah. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm.

Yep, yep. All right. Setting it up. Here's how we're going to do it. You spin for 15 seconds. Yep. Before you spin, you get to pick out what donut you want. So there's a bunch of different kinds of donuts.

You spin for 15 seconds. You blow out the donut. You blow out the candle. Eat the donut. And then you have to come back to your seat. And when you're sitting in your seat with nothing in your mouth, that's the end of the time. When does the timer start?

We can spin to see who goes first, TJ. And Jerry will be going for Kate in the physical challenge. That's right. Sorry, Jerry, and thank you. When does the timer start? The timer starts the minute you start spinning. So at the start of the 15 seconds. Yeah, so at 15 seconds we'll say go, like you can go.

Oh, actually, no, should it go? You can't do two timers, can you? It'd be a little finicky. Just do it to start spinning. Yeah, and then at 15 seconds, you just say go. Got it. Who's not on this wheel? You? You said seven people?

Yeah. So Jerry. Kate's not on the wheel. Yeah, Jerry. There's eight of you. No, Jerry. There's seven of you in the room plus Che. That's eight.

Oh. No, because Jerry and Kate are one person. Can we be Carrie on the wheel? Yeah. Four or five. Jate is better. Yeah, Jate. That sounds like a guitarist in a band. Kate or one person. Can we be Carrie on the wheel? Jate is better. That sounds like a guitarist in a band. Jate. That's eight.

Lead guitarist at Matter Baby. Seven of us plus Jay. Jay is eight. We'll have to figure that out later. Top two get eliminated here? Is that how the math worked? I did the math When you say eliminated

Eliminated is good Good Eliminated is the best Eliminated is the best thing that could happen Alright top two times get eliminated Got it Works Alright

I think I did the math right Let me pull up my sheet My handy sheet Okay So there'll be six left for movie Trying to remember how everybody did with the dizzy bat Okay. So there'll be six left for movie. Trying to remember how everybody did with the dizzy bat. Him, me, Che were probably the worst. Zero chance.

Immediate fallers. You guys are fall guys. Brandon, you're a freezer, right? I'm a freezer. Che's a freezer. Jerry's a fall guy. Big Cat's a fall guy. Are you going to yak?

Yeah. Oh, I'm going to have a bat. I'm going to have a bat. Oh, I forgot. I've already been thinking about it. How late were you out last night? He was out after. He was the last guy in the bar.

I'm usually the last guy standing, but I didn't want to third wheel it with him and his beautiful lover. Oh. Oh. I texted her, good morning, lover. Oh, you didn't say it in person? Oh, I said it a few times in person. Okay.

Yeah, but I was taking Jameson shots at like 150 in the morning. Yeah. I am going to throw up very soon. Very cool. I am surprisingly not hungover whatsoever. And I'm so thankful for it. I was out just as late. Well, it sounds like you have a-

Oh, you mean I'm a little more seasoned? Yeah. Okay, yeah, probably, yeah. You're marinated. What's the word? Chemically dependent? Yeah, Okay, yeah, probably, yeah. You're marinated. What's the word? Chemically dependent? Yeah, that's the thing. I'm a bit more pickled, I think.

Yeah, yeah. I'll get there in 10 years. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to your future, buddy. Your cards, my bud. I can see my future. You can't see your past. Or anything.

Or anything, for that matter. Okay. Is there rules to the bat? It's like spinning? You have to spin like the Dickens. Okay. That there rules to the bat? It's like spinning. Oh, you have to spin like the Dickens. You spin like the Dickens. Okay. That's the only rule.

Like the Dickens. All right, TJ. You want to spin to see who has to go first? So top two will be out of the rest of the competition and safe. How are you feeling, Brandon? I will not be eliminated this round. Neither will I. Hopefully I just, but I am going to give it a go, give it a full go.

Yep. Set the bar, Brandon. All right, Brandon. Set the bar, Brandon. Here we go, Brandon. Stanko day. Stanko day. Stanko day.

We're for stanko, big co. Get him, big boy. All right. Yeah, that's what I thought, baby. There he goes. There he goes. I think he'll do okay. He's got a pep in his step.

He'll do well at eating the donut. No, because I think his fat ass will pick the biggest one out of this. Yeah, that's true. He's going to bear claw it. Is there anything you've learned from doing the dizzy bat already? Meaning that you wouldn't do the same again? There's different types of dizzy people. Some people freeze, like Che.

Some people immediately fall, like Big Cat. And some people will step and then fall a couple times. It's very strange. Some people leap in the air and fall on their face, like Stephanie. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Don't worry. No matter what happens, I will not be able to stand up after I spin.

I've done it about six times every time I just fall down. So you're just going to crawl to the donut? I'll be able to stand back up, but it will take me a long time. I see. Like Brandon said, this is not the challenge

that I'm going to get safe from. I'll be excited. If I get safe on the first one, holy shit. Yeah, the rest of your yak is just incredible. You're just chilling. I'm just chilling. Chilling the whole time.

A little dizzy with a donut in my stomach. Oh no, he's already dizzy. Do we know what kind of donut he went with? A cruller? A cream-filled? There's a few big boys. Oh, that's a problem. If you go last, you're gonna get a problem.

God damn. Okay. You went plain glaze, old-fashioned. Right? Shout out Stan's the problem. If you go last, you're going to get a problem. God damn. Okay. You went plain glazed, old-fashioned. Right. Shout out Stan's Donuts. Do you want glazed or do you want, like, old-fashioned? I don't think there's old-fashions. There's just the old.

All right. You ready, Brandon? So at 15 seconds, we'll say go. But we're going to say go right now as well does that make sense mm-hmm like the Dickens please okay ready yeah set go oh yeah all right Say what you want about the oaf. The boy can spin. He can spin. 11, 12, 13, 14. Go. Go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, boy. He's got himself. He's doing well. Wow. He's got to sit in his seat. Oh, yeah, that's tough. Every guy sit in his seat.

I joke and die. He's got to sit in his seat. Oh, yeah, that's tough. Keep the donuts in his seat. Oh, my God. Get him, TJ. My Joe can die. Keep the timer going. What's going on? What happened? TJ. TJ, that was a big mistake. I don't like it.

Is he okay? Also, where's the sound coming from? Also, they need to turn the sound off. You got to get back to your seat, Brandon. You got to get back to your seat, Brandon. Yeah, no, you could eat it. You just have to be sitting in your seat, empty mouth. We have two Blutmans out there getting identical angles.

It's taking you a long time to eat this donut. It's got to be hard when you're dizzy. Look at it. It's like he's shaking. It's bad, Brandon. Is it hard to eat a donut dizzy? Probably is. TJ, Google that.

Yeah. Is it a stomach thing? It's like riding a roller coaster. It's like a gag reflex, right, Brandon? You can stop and take a DNF. No, you don't want to take a DNF? That's a riding a roller gag reflex, right? You can take a DNF. No, you don't want to take a DNF? That's a proud man. Do you need water? You also got a very lucky

finish. This is way more dramatic than I thought. Well, this is also Brandon. You want me to rub your sternum? Is he choking? What's happening? Brandon, you're not feeling this is also Brandon. You want me to rub your sternum? Is he choking? What is going on? What's happening?

Why are you shaking? Brandon, you're acting like this is the worst thing that's ever happened. It's like a movie where a guy's in a war. Is this something we're all going to do and be like, that was the hardest thing that's ever happened? What is going on right now? Spinning in donuts is like oil and water, dude. The body just can't take it.

What is happening? What is happening? What is happening? Are you having PTSD? Oh my god. Is the donut good? Oh, buddy. Wow. Oh. Imagine if this

takes all of us like as... It might. I think the gag reflex is the problem. Oh, fuck. Oh, this is... That was the most dramatic thing I've ever heard. Ever. You could put that to some music and I would think the man was just fighting in a battle.

Yeah. Is this going to suck? There's water right here. It's thick bread? I'm a dead man. I mean, yeah, it's going to be tough to eat. I've got to be honest. I thought our times were going to be like one minute.

Yeah. I would have guessed 45 seconds would have been like the loser. Yeah. If I went first and I did like a minute 10, I'd be like, fuck. Yeah. I'm screwed. He's still going? He's still going.

Brandon, at a certain point, you're starting to get selfish. I'm now nervous about this. You're making Stanko Day about yourself. Yeah, he is. It's fucked up, dude. Brandon, if you're going to die, just die. Yeah. It's Stanko Day.

Pick a lane here. How are you still chewing? How is this happening? Ah, okay. TJ, what happened with the timer there? Talk to the timer. Who's the timer? Doug, what happened with the timer there?

I got a little confused on what was happening, but I got for the future. All right, so how many seconds do you think you paused that for? 15. Okay, so we're going to – If 332 wins, we'll go back and review the tape. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's filmed.

I know the mistake I made. I thought I was getting the thinnest – I got a thick donut. The thing is dense. Okay? So you're going to want to go for a lighter donut okay of course i went for a i went for the smallest one but it was thick dude that donut fucked you up brandon you're the funniest guy i need stanko to watch that back and grade it as a movie yes it was that was an epic i don't think what y'all aren't getting is the donut was so dense it was just really thick donut really what we're missing sturdiness okay well let's find out

we're gonna go again for his next editing lesson mincy should cut that up to some dramatic music or something as i had a first editing like i'll turn the computer on yeah his his computer's in the laugh factory he slept in the lobby of his apartment. He slept on the couch. You have a bed here. That's crazy. All right, who's up next? All right, let's see who's up next.

Remember, everyone who's tuning in now, the Venmo's open for the entirety of the Yak. This is for Stanko's honeymoon wedding gift. It's a wedding gift from the Yak. I just donated. I did as well. All right, Jerry. Let's go, Jerry.

Do this. Come on. Kate, this is big for you. I'm going to donate one. Okay, come on, Jerry. Although it's actually not because none of the- He's the one that's going to be doing the ramp. Yeah, that's true.

So really, nothing. Yeah, Kate, enjoy. Yeah, I'll be honest. This is great. I think you've been faking the injury. Yeah. Would be the best plan ever. Yeah.

I highly recommend it to all of you. You were healthy enough for beer and cigarettes. That's true. I did slightly. You did a cartwheel last night. I did a backflip. Yeah. Good donut. All right.

Okay, Jerry. Here we go. It's all about the donut, boys. Jerry's going to crush it. It's all about the donut. Okay. Calling it now. I'm worried about that stool.

All right, Jer. Oh, somebody's going head first. You ready? Ready? From what? Uh-oh. Oh, no. Okay.

Catch his breath. All right. Here he goes. Three, two, one, go. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. He's spinning hard. Wow.

Long start. He's spinning hard. Look at me go. Oh, wow. Keep going. Faster. Uh-oh. Faster. Oh,. Look at me go. Keep going. Faster. Uh-oh. Faster.

No, no. Faster. All right, go. Go, go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. He got himself. He got himself. Oh, fuck, dude. All right. All right. There he is. Yep.

You just got to walk like that. He's right. There he is. Yep, you just got to walk like that. He's good. There he goes. He went late. Straight leg walk. Hell yeah. Yeah, he cracked the toe. He really got the walk down at the end there.

You got it, Jerry. You're crushing it. That's how long this donut takes. Use a little water if you need to. You got it. Oh, he forced it down. I didn't force it down. Oh, Jerry's crushing this. Go, Jerry. he's killing it yeah brandon i think undermining basically everything he said i think brandon's just a pussy the lighter which i don't get about my donut that

one's a light one mine was so dense it was a sturdy donut it was it was it had some weight to it some heft i'm starting to wonder to wonder if cream filled is less mass. Yeah. It's bread. Yeah. Way to go, Jerry. Pretty good time. Show us that mouth, Jerry.

What that mouth do. What that mouth do. It's stuck. Uh-oh. Oh, no. It's okay. Does someone know the Heimlich? No.

You're doing great. Water? Water? Does it hurt in your stomach? Yeah. That's okay. Does someone know the Heimlich? No. You're doing great. Water? Water? Does it hurt in your stomach? Yeah. That's a hell of a time. What a run. What a run.

That is a hell of a time. Way to go, Jer. My knee buckled on me. Oh, no. Jerry's always like a step away from a torn ACL. His fingers and his... Look at that. Wait. Go sideways. Ugh.

Wait, what? Yeah, it's broke. Just now? No, permanent. Permanently broken finger. Permanently broken finger. I think that's a decent time. That's a good time. That's a pretty good time. That's a good time. That's a good time. That's a pretty good time.

That might be the bar. What time did I fall at? The beginning? Yeah, you fell at like 13 seconds. So maybe we have to add two seconds. Whatever, if you need to. Yeah. Okay.

Pretty good time. I couldn't stand. I'm really nervous for this one. That's the bar right there. Yeah. I mean. I think Jerry's going to be safe. I think he's going to be one of the safe ones.

I don't know. Here's what you guys don't get. The density of the donut is key. Oh, we got it. Mine was hefty. That's what I was thinking. Cream filled. Yeah.

No, mine was thick. It was a thick donut. But you used an original glaze. Huh? No, I got the small. I got the no mine was thick it was a thick donut but you said original glaze huh no i got the i got the small i got the i got the it was thick it was a sturdy donut it was it was it was dense it had a lot of density to it did you see that huge one in there yeah but that's what you don't get is the density and that's fine none of y'all get the density of the donut i had you want to go one-on-one dense donut i don't i don't want to go one-on-one dense donut? I don't. One-on-one dense donut. I don't want to go one-on-one dense donut. Oh. Wait. Go one-on-one dense donut. If you win, you get his time.

I'm not getting his time. You get his time. There's six of y'all to go. Play for picks. We can't stop and do all this. We're good. This is for... I don't want to eat a donut again.

I'm good. We're good. Jerry has bested me in the donut. You don't want to eat a donut? Mm-hmm. Look at me in the eyes. I don't want to eat a donut dizzy. Okay. No, you don't have to get dizzy. You can be just one-on-one straight- in the donut. You don't want to eat a donut? Mm-hmm. Look at me in the eyes. I don't want to eat a donut dizzying. Okay.

No, you don't have to get dizzy. Just one-on-one straight up dense. No, what y'all don't get is how dense the donut was. That's all. It was a thick donut. Well, there's probably a lot of dense donuts in there. Is there more of that? I think there is.

I don't know. Yeah. I think there is a lot. There's no way to know, really. I'm going to try it. Okay. You're going to go dense? I think I'm going to go dense.

Wow. You want me to go show you the donut? No. No, he'll figure it out. There's a coffee one, I think, in there. A coffee one? It's like this big. Did you see it, Brandon?

Yeah. That's a problem. That's who's going to go last, right? He's going to have to eat that. But I think we got enough to where that won't get gotten to. Unless somebody wants to do that. Get in the lay of the land on the donut. Unless somebody wants to be a badass and go for the coffee one.

But if you do the coffee one, that would be hard to swallow because it's dense. Is that what you're saying? I don't know if that's as dense. Who's to fucking say? Y'all don't really understand. If it's dense, would that be hard to? The one I had? Yeah.

Was so dense. Okay. It had a heft to it. The coffee one could be powdered, and that could be tough with the powder attacking you. It would attack. I want a powder. Yeah, there's no. Yeah, like I'm going with the one I want. It's going to attack your throat.

Yeah, but I want... You like that? Yeah, I just want to eat it. I haven't had a donut in well over a year. You know what, Potter? Uh-oh, Jerry, you puking? Oh, no. Wait, come back, Jerry! If he pukes, it doesn't count. Hold on! Is he puking?

If he's puking, that's a DQ. DQ. Wow. DQ. That was he puking? If he's puking, that's a DQ. DQ. Wow. Automatic DQ. That was a puke. What if he's- Liam, get him. Find him. Find Jerry.

Jerry went that way. That way. Are you going to puke because you're hungover? What if it's diarrhea? You know it. Diarrhea is- Laman doesn't know what that way means. Yeah.

At least he's going briskly. He went the other direction. His urgency level is nothing. His max speed is Yeti. Oh, hairline. Hairline cam. Oh, jeez. Wee-wee.

Hairline cam. Oh, my lord. I don't think Smokes has done one thing of work since he signed his new contract. Right now, if you look at him, he's eating lunch already in his basketball gear to play basketball. Yeah. But his energy has been great. He's been intoxicating to be around. He's like J.R. Smith after the cat.

He just signed a contract. He's like, I'm good. It's got to be a good feeling. Ah, must be wonderful. Jerry will be honest if he puked. All right, let's spin it again. Does he have an arm flap? I didn't know what that was.

They call them bingo wings. Bingo wings? You go bingo and your underarms flap around. Bingo wings. Did you find him? That's good. Did he puke? No.

What's he doing? What happened? Taking a dump. Taking a dump? I knew it. That's also a constant puke. I think that's 30 seconds. No.

That's a butt puke. No, don't do that. There's no way he pooped out the donut. Right, exactly. He probably did. He ate it't do that. There's no way he pooped out the donut. Right, exactly. He probably did. He ate it fast, man. Yeah. Went right through.

He probably just barged through. I think Jerry's innards just being straight. It's like Donnie with that Asian guy. He does the tornado beers. Oh, yes. I think if you spin before you eat a donut, it just immediately poops out. Wow. Yeah, your whole body becomes that.

That's the tornado beer. That's a good one. Yeah. It's like a toilet. Mook, are you worried, bud? Yeah. Alright. Let's go. You've been quiet. I want to get this out of the way so bad. Who's up next? Has anyone puked on your

beautiful basketball foot yet? Oh, yeah. Jerry. Many times. Oh, okay. Many times. So it's Cena. He's pissed and puked. Yeah. Why didn't he just shit out there then? You're right. Should've. So Che is great, Potter, because he freezes. Ooh, okay. I might freeze too.

I think that's a good idea, because then you're getting your wits about you. Yeah. He doesn't do it on purpose. Oh, okay. His body naturally just freezes. What a stride out to the center. That's how he walks. He's a cocky motherfucker. Yeah.

Emphasis on cock. Let's see. What's he going to go with? He's surveying the donuts. And this man just ate a giant piece of ground beef. Yeah. Simple vanilla iced. Ooh, that's a smart choice.

But will it be dense? I'm starting to think I chose the wrong donut because it was so dense. Well, y'all don't really understand. What happened? You got bitched by a donut. No puke? Your stomach flipped? What does that mean, your stomach flipped?

I had to use the bathroom. A little poopsie? Yeah. Did the donut come out? No. Are you sure? Positive. There was no pink frosting in the?

No. All right, Steven. Oh, my God. Why is he? Don't let him be on the. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go. No, spin for real.

Spin faster. Faster. spin for real. Spin faster. He's trying to get ahead of the edge. Spin. Spin. That is not even close to the dickhead. Spin. Spin. Three, two, one, go.

Freeze. Oh. Frozen. Just so frozen. Oh frozen he's back alright now this post pickup freeze will get you too

here he comes oh he's downing it oh yeah it's over he's going for it Brandon just is terrible what a walk yeah just cause you're

holding a donut you're walking like a lady oh my god he's already done yeah walking like he's tiptoeing into someone's home. To be fair. Look at this. Whoa.

Oh, my God. Jeez. Oh, my God. Steven. Yeah. Go, go, go, go. Well, I don't know. He has to be able to use the rules while chewing.

Yeah, of course. Always has to know the rules. Jerry fell down and only was 30 seconds more. It's crazy. Oh, he's not done yet It's taking a while to chew here You're still dizzy That's what I'm worried about

I remained dizzy for a while This is taking way too long on this last bite I'm going in dizzy Time Time How many of you have seen that face? Oh, yeah. POV, you're about to feel really good.

Steven ate 99% of that donut in four seconds and 1% in a minute. Yeah. That was a long shoot. It does get significantly harder. Denser? No. I wouldn't say that. What you guys don't understand is the one I chose was way too dense.

I wish I knew which one you chose because I want to avoid that one at all costs here. I don't know. I think it was the only one. Yeah. Oh, thank God. It was size. I chose the smallest. Yeah.

Okay. But also the densest. It's so dense. I don't think y'all really get it. All right. Next up. If he has a heart attack and dies, does that- That is automatic really get it. All right, next up. If he has a heart attack and dies, does that... That is automatic disqualification. Okay, all right.

And no fundraiser. No fundraiser. No fundraiser. No fundraiser. No fundraiser. If you die via donut, no fundraiser. It's a hard and fast rule here. All right.

Oh, boy. Oh, man. You ready to fall? No pressure. Oh, boy. Oh, man. You ready to fall? No pressure. Here we go. Your times are safe, Jerry and Che. No way. Yes.

The boy can't stay on his feet. Ah. Really? He's a donut guy. Well, I fell. That's really, it's not the dizzy part. It's the donut. It's the dizzy for me.

It's the donut. It's the donut. It was the donut for me. And Big Cat, you know, he really cares. He wants to be number one here. Nick knows I don't like desserts. What if Big Cat struggles with the donut? We can't afford.

I think it depends on the density of it, really. Bad for his brand. We can't afford to have Big Cat get hurt going over that ramp. He needs to win here. No, I think Big Cat getting hurt going over the ramp would be exactly what. That would be the thing that would be good. That's like Scottie Shep to win here. No, I think Big Cat getting hurt going over the ramp would be exactly what I think. That would be good. Why did he get arrested?

You ready, TJ? 3, 2, 1, go! Oh my word! He's moving! Holy shit! And he's not even at 5 seconds now. Damn, this might hurt him. 4, 3, 2, 1, And he's not even at five. Five seconds now. Damn. This might hurt him. Four. Three.

Two. Uh-oh, he's tripped. One. Go. Go. Oh, no. Oh, he's down. He's down.

Oh, boy. He's down. It's a crawl. It's a crawl. That's fair. That's what I would do. Yeah, it's in play. Smart.

He's up. Oh. He almost touched the fire. Oh, yeah. He's going hard. He's a donut guy. Oh, yeah. He's going hard. He's a donut guy. Yeah, this is the easy part. Looking good.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, he just drooled so much. What y'all don't get. Ew. Oh, no. Oh, he has half a donut left. It's one.

The density's key, guys. Oh, my God. Oh, that thing is dense. There's a lot of heft to it. That's a thick donut. He could barely hold it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, I got it. Jordan Belfort crawling to his car. It's thick. A big thing of liquid poured out of his mouth. This isn't the first time he's eaten a donut laterally. There's a hip. That's true. He's powering through it.

All right, I'm safe. This is his natural position. I feel like this is the way. There's just no way. There we go. Oh, no. Finish. Finish.

No sprinkle left behind. He's in the chair. Tears. We were saying, I mean, Brandon was shaking, and I was like, that's great. Now he's crying. What you guys don't get. We get it now. We understand.

Let me speak. Let me talk. What it is is the density. It might take me a half hour to eat a donut after spinning around. Oh, my God. Come on. You got a dense one. Oh, no.

All right. Done. Did you go powder wow no I didn't so the tears are because

when I was on the ground and I took the first bite and I just had a fucking southern hicks voice ringing in my head being like the density

what did I tell you like oh no the first bite I knew I got the dense one. Yeah. Oh, no. There's a heft to it. Oh, there's such a heft to it, Brandon.

There's a weight to it that you don't really get in the others. Okay. I'm not sure y'all are getting it. No. I get it. I get it now. I'm scared I'm going to get it. I don't want to get the dense one.

Oh, it's a lot of density. It's hard to explain, but the second and third bites are exponentially harder than the first bite. That's pretty easy to explain. All right. Oh. Oh. Thank you. Okay.

That was a pretty good time, though. Oh, man. I told you I was going to fall. Nothing I can do. Yeah. You went down right off. I fell twice. I mean, I was going to fall. Nothing I can do. Yeah. You went down right off. I fell twice. I mean, I just...

Oh, man. No shame in that. I thought you were going to get it easy. You were at like 30 seconds. I know. You were like halfway through the donut. Oh. What did he go?

Powder. Is that powder? Oh, my God. Mistake. Powder? Powder. Is that powder? Oh, my God. Mistake. Powder? That one's mistake. He's diving in. He's going to choke on it.

I don't know why nobody's using their water. We count you down. Lock your hat. Are you ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, good spinning. Oh, my gosh. Hat right off.

He's spinning his ass off. His hair really adds to it. Really good spin. Uh-oh. Three, two, one, go. Uh-oh. He's fighting through it. That's good's a good hour go nick come on nick it's all about the donut oh look at that so much powder how's the powder powder

it's gonna attack your throat. Oh, no. Trembling. It's the gluten. I'm going to try to describe it to you guys. There's a density to it. Like there's almost a half. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

A huge thing of powder just came out of his. If it went straight through Jerry, what's it going to do to your gluten-free ass over here? Come on. Come on, Nick. You can do this. You can do this. 20 seconds. You've got to get under 130. Come on.

Oh, shaking. He's shaking. Oh, dear. He's shaking. Oh, he's going for it. Oh, fuck. Going for it. He's shaking.

15 seconds now. Michael J. Fox on a Saturday morning. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Holy shit. Didn't get. 15 seconds now. Michael J. Fox on a Saturday morning. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Holy shit. Didn't get it by a second. Holy shit. Close.

I ate donuts on Saturday mornings. Oh. Oh. Come on. Oh, no. I don't think he's got it. He was so close. That was close.

Wait, is he number two now? No. No. He's three. Damn. Okay. This is the most dangerous activity. It's the world's most dangerous sport.

I was inhaling powder. It was making me cough. That's the thing. I told you. Yeah, powder's tough. Golly. I just wanted a powdered donut so bad. Oh, God.

Thank you. Let's see if these boys, there's three more. Fuck. Was it dense? What's the time to beat 130? Here's what Brandon's not telling you. It is so goddamn dense. There's a weight to it.

To finish second, you would need one minute, 30.59 seconds. 30.59. All right. All that. It looks like cows have been sitting there. No, no. Look at the bottom of his pants. Yeah.

Covered in powder. All right. We got three left. Can you feel the gluten immediately? Yeah. What happens there? This is only the first game of like six. Yeah.

The other games are quicker. This is probably the longest game by far. Fuck. We got some true. We have non-physicalysical games a lot of non-physical games coming up all right mook oh man we could see fireworks on this one here we go hangover could be a problem yeah problem mook don't, don't think the shots you ripped. Keep that out of your head. Jameson, too.

He's so... Oof. Yeah. No, the knight got away from us. If I don't go powder, I think I'm... You get it, right? I shave ten seconds.

Yeah. It was tasty. Hmm. Yes, if he... I shaped 10 seconds. Yeah. It was tasty. If he pukes, he has to puke on camera, right? Yeah. Yeah, then he's disqualified. Then he's also disqualified, yeah. From the whole thing or just this round?

Well, disqualified from the whole thing would be good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You got chocolate? Chocolate. Oh, he picked a dense one. That's the one I got. That's a dense one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You got chocolate? Chocolate. Oh, he picked a dense one. That's the one I got. That's a dense one.

Oh, shit. Look at her. She had to fight putting the cake away. I think that one's good. It pushes back. Ready, Mook? And he's violently hungover. Oh, yeah.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one, go. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, he's doing this. He's going way too fast. Yeah, he doesn't like himself.

No, why is he doing this? 3, 2, 1. Oh, no. Oh, no, that was a hard fall. I thought he was going to take the camera out. Come on. Oh, God. I thought he was going to take the camera out. Come on. Oh, God. I thought he was going to run right past it.

All right. Yeah. He's forcing it. Oh, he knows. No, it's a dense one. It's dense. Come on. Oh, no.

Push it down, Book. Oh, no. Push it down. You got a great time right now. I feel like we're in the splash zone over here. You got a great time. That's dense. Yeah.

That's dense. You can see the way it fit off. It's not just great time. That's dense. Yeah, it's dense. You can see the way it bit off. That's just the density. Oh, no. Oh, no, not yet. Oh, he's going right by Kate to puke. It's so thick. You know what it is?

That is a thick-ass donut. You know what it is? I don't have a clue what it is. Why did you pick that? Great value. The density. Great value. Is this the options we have left are all dead?

No, no, no. There's some deceiving ones. I think the smaller ones look like you should take them, and then they just- Shouldn't take it. Yeah, you shouldn't take it. Because Brandon and I took two of the smallest donuts. Oh, there is a garbage there. Okay.

I thought he was just choosing his puke corner. No, we puke by Kate. All right, Mook. Are you giving up? No. Well, I mean, you're- You, Mook. Are you giving up? No. You're about to lose. You're only halfway through with the donut. You're done. No, don't give up.

He's done. He doesn't have to eat the donut. Oh yeah, eat the donut. Eat another donut. Oh no. He had no chance. Okay, Potter and Titus. Can one of you get under 130? I think Titus is going to get this. Yeah, me too. I'm going to certainly try. Yeah. You're good with a bat?

You're good with a dizzy? I don't know. I haven't dizzy much in my life. I feel like I'm dizzy all the time. It went okay. Oh, yeah, it's those glasses you're wearing. Yeah. All right, Potter.

I guess we'll have to wait and see one. I'll be honest. I'm really interested to see how this goes. Yeah. I don't think it's going to go well. No? Even the winners have not gone well. No. Is he taking glasses off?

No, he can't. I'm afraid he's going to break them. Um. We have an update on Stanko donations. I asked him, how many Taylor Swift questions do we have an update on stanko donations he goes glass i asked him uh how many taylor swift questions we have 10 okay so maybe we'll switch because the only other one that could take the only other physical one that could take a long time we'll switch that the uh mincey portion of Okay Yes Skip that No it's He is not gonna be speaking At all So don't worry

Alright It's really just the density Is the big thing Okay I'm done with the word density Yeah What? I'm tapped out

Why? I'm telling you right now I'm tapped out It's too much density Threaten him You shouldn't have written a game. If you say it one more time, you've got to eat another donut. Say it, Brandon.

Say it one more time. Every time you say it, it's another donut. When you talk about the heft of a donut, you hate it's a donut. All right, Potter, you ready? They're almost girthy. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. I thought that was going to be your –

Oh, he's going good. He's going good. Good spin. I feel like shorter guys Get less dizzy maybe He's doing it with Great intensity Yeah But again his glasses Oh fuck

Oh no Oh shit Oh no Propensity And go Go Go Oh yeah

Oh Oh Oh That was a freaky Oh Stay low Stay low This is up high You gotta stay low Keep it low Oh, he's a freak. That was a freak. Stay low. Stay low.

This is up high. You got to stay low. Keep it low. Low man wins. That's like he was sneaking to catch Santa. He's still sneaking. Quit sneaking. Why are you sneaking so much, man?

He's sneaking around. You said he was a spidery guy. You said he's good at slinking. All right, you got 40 seconds here. Oh, he's slithering around. You could do it. You got it. You could do it. You're taking polite bites.

Yeah, you are. Again, he doesn't eat normally. You're not on a date, man. Oh, no. Oh, he's cooked. I'm done. He's cooked. Give it one last push.

Yeah, one more push. Push. Push. Get it all in there. Nice push. That was great. I can one more push. Push. Push. Push. Get it all in there. Nice push. That was great. I can't eat. You can't eat.

You can't eat. It was a great sneak. Yeah. Top five sneaker, bottom five. That's a great effort. I thought you were talking about his shoes. I thought those were cool, too. Oh, my God.

The number for Stanko, anyone want to guess? This is incredible. The Yacht fans are the best. $3,000. He's going to have an incredible honeymoon wedding gift. $3,000 would you guess? Yeah. You don't think highly of our fans.

I'd say over $10,000 if I had to guess. $22,000. Oh, my God. Shout out. Yes, thank you, guys. 22K. Oh, my God. Shout out. Oh, my God. Yes. Thank you, guys. Fucking incredible.

That's great. And this is going to be huge because this is, I mean, Stanko is one of the best guys ever. And like I said, I want him flying first class to his honeymoon. I want him to do something. I want him to go to a Taylor Swift concert. I want him to just do the things that he wants to do while he's battling all this. So you guys are the best. That's incredible.

Incredible. And we'll talk to him shortly. Okay. Go ahead, Titus. Shout out all the thumbs up the chat or thumbs up the video. Yeah. Thank you to everyone. Fucking awesome.

Holy shit. $22,000. That's crazy. That's insane. Now, I did give $20,000 video. Yeah. Thank you to everyone. Fucking awesome. Holy shit. $22,000. That's crazy. Now, I did give $20,000 myself. No, I'm just kidding. I requested steak. Requested steak. I have people.

I forgot to private mine. I have people sending me 69 cents. Oh, nice. Thank you. Appreciate it. I was really being tedious with the donut. Yeah. But you have to because of the donut.

Brandon. A clobber. because of the donut. Brandon. I'll clobber. Don't say it, Brandon. This is for the village boys, Steven. Village boys. But he doesn't live in the village anymore. Yeah. It's also a village.

Different village. Different village. The donuts have a certain presence to them. There's a heft to them. Shut the fuck up. And there's a way up. And that's key. And you think it's all about the spinning. But really, it's about the viscosity of the dough.

I agree a thousand percent. Yeah, it was so dry. Oh, that looks like that. That in a good way. But, you know, that's a big boy. No, no, no. Cruelers are notoriously pocket filled. Yeah, they are the lightest of the donut.

That's a smart choice. That was smart. All right, Titus, you ready? It lightest of the donut. That's a smart choice. That was smart. All right, Titus, you ready? It looks so big, though. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Three, two, one, go. Ruling of Dickens?

He could spin a little faster. A little faster. He could spin a little faster. There you go. Yeah, what is this? There it is. Uh-oh, he's going off course. I was like a fighter pilot

when i was spinning i like black two one go oh pulled some g's oh oh nice shot he's got it oh boy oh come on wow he's crushing it crueler He's got it. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh. Come on. Wow. He's crushing it. Crueler.

He's crushing it. Yeah, he took half of it in the first bite. That's tough. I don't know if that's smart. Crueler was easy. And it looked like the biggest donut. But it's just in there right now. It's not down.

He's got 45 seconds. Yeah, you got plenty of time. The key here, really, though, is not the size of the donut. It's the heart of the man. I'm going to fucking kill you. Go, go, go. Yeah, you got plenty of time. The key here, really, though, is not the size of the donut. It's the heart of the man. I'm going to fucking kill you. Go, go, go. You got plenty of time. 30 seconds.

25 seconds. You don't have plenty of time. You got to go. You got to go. You got to go. 20 seconds. You got to go now. You got to press it now, Titus. Now. You have to go. You got to go. You got to go. 20 seconds. You got to go now. You got to press it now, Titus. Now.

You have 15 seconds. 15 seconds to produce an empty mouth. He has a glimmer. Follow what you got. Nine. Follow what you got. Eight. Seven.

Six. Five. Four. Three. Oh, God. Two. Oh, God. One.

Oh! That was a little off. That was a dick move by you. Oh, no. I mean, he was never even close. He had so much donut in his mouth still. That was a great reveal. I was like, he did it.

Che and Kate eliminated. Oh, wow. Okay. Hell yeah, good job. Nice job, Jerry. Thank you wow. Okay. Hell yeah. Good job, Jerry. Nice job, Jerry. Thank you. Huge, Jerry. Huge.

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Stanko Movie Reviews. So here's how it's going to work. Connor Griffin will say a movie. You have to guess the grade that Stanko gave that movie. Now, everyone should know Stanko does pluses and minuses. So it's A plus, A minus. A plus, A, A minus. You guess if you're within one grade of that movie, you survive. So if you guess A and he gave it an A plus, that's a correct answer.

What if you guess B and he gave it an A plus? That is incorrect. Okay, all right. If you guess a B plus and he gave it an A minus or a B, that's a correct answer. If you guess an A plus and he gave it an A plus. One up, one down a correct answer. If you guess a B plus and he gave it a one up, one down. One up, one down. I should have waited until Titus was here. Titus, we're doing

Stanko movie reviews. Connor Griffin has a list of movies. We're going to go around. He says the movie. You have to guess the grade that Stanko gave it. If you're within one grade of it, you survive. Last one standing is officially safe. So if you guess A- and he gave it an A or a B+, that's a correct answer.

If you guess A- and he gave it an A+, that's an incorrect answer. All right. Yep. All right, we're going to wait for Nick. And what happens if you guess it wrong? Well, you're not guessing. You're out. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You are good, eh? You got us. I got us. If you guess it wrong, you, you're not guessing. You're out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I got us. I got us. Guess it wrong, you're eliminated. Okay. And everyone should go check out Stanko Stance. His blog, he's reviewed, what, 3,000 movies?

Over 3,032 movies. Every episode of the last, like, four year of The Bachelor. He does golf courses where he reviews every single hole. That's pretty cool. I didn't know that. that's pretty cool i didn't know that that's pretty cool yeah can we get a handful of uh of grades just to get an idea of what he how he sees you're trying to set the bar somewhere just a primer yeah i don't know too well so i don't either oh well no i don't know his grading right i don't i've also never

seen a movie okay that's right i I told Connor to pick movies that people most likely have seen. Do you need to go watch a bunch of movies real quick? Shawshank Redemption, he gave it an A+. Okay. Maybe that's all I need. That's a thick movie, too. Okay.

Alright. Okay, Connor, so we're going to start with Nick. We're going to go two oh and we're gonna go Two strikes and you're out so you get two strikes So on your second incorrect answer You're officially out so Nick You'll start and we'll go around cause it's all of us

It's the six of us and the last Person standing is safe We'll go to the next round Ready Nick Pulp Fiction Stanko gave Pulp Fiction. Stanko gave Pulp Fiction an A-.

That's what I thought. That's spot on. Yes. Good shit, Nick. Great guess. I don't want to get run over by a bike. Forrest Gump Stanko is not the most cynical person But he might have a little bit in there

I'm gonna go He gives it a He gives it a B plus That is spot on again Wow Wait Connor how many movies did you get 60 Oh okay I could go back to the list Wow. Wait, Connor, how many movies did you get? 60. Oh, okay.

So we can't do two strikes. All right. Okay. I could go back to the list. Yeah, yeah. This is tough for me because I've never seen a movie. Big Cat. That's true.

Jurassic Park. It's about dinosaurs. You motherfucker. I've never seen it. Jeff Goldblum. Okay. All right. It's incredible.

Incredible. It's a classic. It's a really good movie. Jeff Goldblum pulled his dick out in that movie? No, his name was Hard Dick. Oh, all right. It's incredible. Incredible. It's a really good movie. Jeff Goldblum pulled his dick out in that movie? No, his name was Hard Dick. Oh, that was the picture. I'm going to say Stanko gave it. I have not seen this movie.

I don't think you have to see the movie to think of what he gave it. I've seen the movie. I have no idea what the hell he gave it. That didn't help me at all. No, no. Throw him off. Oh, shit, you don't know what he gave it. That really hung in the air all. No, no. Throw him off. Oh, shit. You don't know what he gave you.

That really hung in the air for a while. Yeah. I was trying to make sense of it. I was digesting it. The way that Tony said it to me was very like, hey, you got this. Matter of fact. No, he was really talking down to you. There's nothing that he said that helped me.

You don't need to see the movie. I'm going to say A minus. It was an A. Wow. All right. Good. I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. All right, here we go. Potter?

Mm-hmm. Schindler's List. Wow. That's a heavy one, too. Mm-hmm. Dinosaurs. I would think, I would hope, I'm going to go with just a straight A. It was a B.

Oh! Potter's got a B. Oh! Potter's got a strike. A B for Schindler's List? That's crazy. Wild. That's crazy. Shout out to everyone who donated a stanko. It's going straight to Hamas.

Okay. Mook. Let's do it. All right. 2001, A Space Odyssey. I've never seen that. It doesn't matter. Give him the same line, Potter.

Tell him. Tell him. You don't need to see it. All right. I'm going to go with a B. It was a C+. Wow. Strike. He's got a strike.

Jeez. All right. Does only one person get eliminated from this one? Yeah, one person, the winner of this. It's going to be me and Potter on this fucking bike, dude. I don't know. I know it's going to be. Yeah. If I'm around for Taylor Swift trivia, I wrote it, so I think I'm safe.

Okay. Titus, Finding Nemo. Ooh. Okay. Titus, Finding Nemo. I mean, it's a great film. It's a great film. Terrific movie. It's a great film. And Stanko's not an unreasonable man, so he obviously gave it an A-. A-plus.

Whoa, strike. What? Yeah. That's not good. Wait, time, time, time. Time, time. I was on a strike. It's two off.

Time. You're two off. I was like two off. There's not good. Wait, time, time, time. Time, time. I was on a strike. It's off. Time. You're two off. I was like two off. There's three grades of letter? No, if he did A minus, A. A, A plus. There's three grades of letter. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, you said A to get that. What an insane scale. That's it. Oh, my God. I thought there were two grades of letter. I got a strike from B to C plus. It's B plus B, B minus.

Okay, all right. Which is, hold on. B to C plus is a totally different thing. No, it's not. It's two away. B minus C plus. Yeah. It's the exact same.

It's not the, this is crazy. It's the exact same thing. B and C are two different letters. Oh, Titus, it's the exact same thing. A minus, A plus, A and A. I hear you. You're wrong. A and A.

Okay, all right. Here we go. So Potter, Mook, and Titus all have a strike. We'll see. We'll remember. All right, all right. We all. Here we go. So Potter, Mook, and Titus all have a strike. We'll see. We'll remember. All right. All right.

We all do not. Right. So do we go to Che now? No, Che's out. Che survived. All right. Yep. Gotcha. All right, Nick.

La La Land. Oh. B plus. It was another A plus. Oh! A plus. Thank you. You gave La La Land an A plus. You gave it! A plus. Thank you. Gave La La Land an A+.

Gave it an A+. God damn. I guess I'm learning the scale now. Yeah. But are you? I am. Because I'm still lost. We haven't seen any of them.

Okay, yeah, no. I have not seen La La Land. All right, Brandon. Inside Out. Great movie. That movie sucks. It's dense. Inside Out. Great movie. That movie sucks. It's dense. That movie doesn't suck.

Come on, Brandon. I think he liked it. I think he liked it a lot. But he didn't love it. Yep, talk it out. B plus. It was an A. Oh.

Wait. Oh, that was an A minus. B plus. It was an A. Oh. Wow. Wait. That's a strike. Oh, that would be an A minus. Yeah. All right. Let's see. If I win this, you can never say I've never seen a movie again. No deal.

Oh, okay. I tried. All right. It's an old one, but one of the all-time greats, Citizen Kane. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'll just go with the safe pick, A. B plus. Fuck!

All right. Wait, he threw you off with his an all-time great. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, I mean, it is a classic, but... People say it's the greatest movie of all time. Well, not Stanko. Have you seen it? No, he's got La La Land ranked way higher of all time. Well, not Stanko. Have you seen it? No, he's got La La Land

ranked way higher. A+. Yeah, let's roast him. Yeah, wait. Let's turn this around. Fuck him. Alright, Potter, you're up. If any of you get it wrong, you're out. The original Lion King. Oh, man. Nemo was...

I think he's got it higher than a Nemo. I'm gonna go A minus It was an A Okay alright Water Water survives Mook Yep Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

One of my faves A minus B Oh Mook is out Mook is out That's, Mook is out. Mook is out. That's tough. Mook is out. That's tough.

Okay, Titus. Titus. No, no, give me that one. Give me the other one. Give me the next one. Got you. I'll skip to the other one. Avengers Infinity War.

Go back to the first one. Go back to the other one. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hmm. Hmm. Go back to the other one. Oh, no. That's Infinity War was the fucking one with the guy. Okay. That is a – he loved it. He loved that.

That's an A. He loved that. A minus. Yeah. All right. He loved that. And it survives. Nick? Yeah. That's an A. He loved that. A minus. Yeah. All right. He loved that. And it survives. Nick?

Yeah. We all are one strike away. So if I get it wrong and I'm out and you guys get it wrong, we're all back in? Yes. Okay. Whiplash. 2014. Oh.

Whiplash. That was a car accident movie? I'm going to be a pussy. No. You're thinking of Crash? No that was the drummer movie It's the drummer So help me God You're thinking of

Whiplash Crash is the symbol You're thinking of You're thinking of Ford versus Ferrari Ferrari No you're thinking of car A minus

It was an A Oh It's good right? Safe Damn Survives This is fun I'm having fun Dances with wolves Oh Oh, he's good, right? Damn. Survives. This is fun.

I'm having fun. Dances with Wolves. That's a great movie that he might not have liked. Classic. Costner. There's wolves in it. It's actually just one. It's pretty long.

What's the difference between that and, what was the Gary Paulsen book? White Fang. Yeah. No difference. Ohsen book? White Fang. Yeah. No difference. Oh, man. White Fang. That was the first movie that made me cry. White Fang?

Book was better. A. It was an A plus. Wow. He loves that movie. Okay. Stressful. I know.

Very stressful. A plus. All right. That's a great movie. Yeah. Big Cat. Rudy. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Oh, that's stressful. I know. It's very stressful. A plus. All right. That's a great movie. Yeah. Big Cat. Rudy. Oh, no. Oh, shit.

Oh, that's tough. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. B plus. There's another A plus. Oh! Oh! Oh, Stanko!

Oh, damn. He likes Rudy better than Schindler. Oh, man. Schindler's list is taking it here. La La Land. I'm out. All right. Wow. Okay. Potter taking it here. La La Land. I'm out. All right. Wow.

Okay. Potter, Titus. The next movie is E.T. Ooh. I'm going to go B+. That's spot on. Yeah. Wow.

Wow. The hang of Stanko's movie. Yeah. Potter knows Stanko better than anyone. Yeah. Okay. Don't fuckanko better than anyone. Yeah. Okay. Don't fuck me, Connor. Connor.

21 Jump Street. Which one? He fucked you. He fucked me. He fucked you. He fucked me. He fucked you good. He fucked you proper.

That is... That's A minus. It's a C minus. Oh! Titus is out. You fucked me. Connor, you've given nothing but A's and B's this whole game. It's a C minus. Yeah, he fucked you.

What the fuck? Every movie you've given is an A or a B. That's a great point. All right, Here we go. Nick, Brandon, Potter. The scale only went down to like B minus. Damn. You got fucked.

Blade Runner 2049. Whoa. Boys, I'm doing it. Oh, no. I shouldn't say A plus. You should never say A plus. No. No.

It's the dumbest thing to say. Right. But it would be cool. Yeah. It would be a walk off. It would be sick. Nope. A. It was an A it. No. No. It's the dumbest thing to say. Right. But it would be cool. Yeah, it would be a walk-off. It would be sick. Nope. A.

It was an A minus. Oh, wow. That could have been bad. That could have been real bad. If you tried to point to the fence. All right. 50 shades of gray. C.

It was an F+. F+. Wow. He fucked me. That's what I'm telling you. That's crazy. I'm telling you. I hit you in the fucking face. That's crazy.

That's what I'm telling you. Imagine giving A's and B's and then peppering in an F+. That's some incest right there. Crazy. Here we go. Potter. You're a real piece of shit. Stay alive. Family don't mean nothing, Titus. Yeah. Here we go. Potter, you're a real piece of shit. Stay alive.

Family don't mean nothing, Titus. Don't mean nothing. We'll talk. Parasite. Parasite. You don't got that. He sure didn't like Schindler's List. Yeah, but he loved Rudy.

He loved Rudy. He loved Rudy. I'm going to go B plus again. It was an A plus. Oh. Get him out of here. Nick is out. Nick is safe.

Me and Potter now. No, Nick is safe. Oh, yeah. We both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick is safe. Oh, thank God. Go to the next round.

So the people left are me, Brandon, Potter, Mook, and Titus. Okay. Mook, confidence level? Let's do Taylor Swift. Zero. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Alright, you guys, you write your answers for this one. Everybody will answer all the questions. You all have it next to you. A sharpie

and ten index cards. And if we, Connor, if we run out of Taylor Swift questions, we'll just use movie review again. Well, let's just do points, and whoever has the most points at the end. So if you get it right, you get a point. So, TJ, can you keep points for them? movie review again. Well, let's just do points and whoever has the most points at the end. So if you get it right, you get a point. Okay. So TJ, can you keep points for them?

So this is to get us to four. Potter, how's your Taylor Swift? We'll see. You know what that is? Oh, shut the fuck up, dickhead. It's the donut. Yeah. The weight of the donut. It's not that bad.

All right. Are you guys ready for Taylor Swift trivia? Yes. Yeah. All right. Taylor won a Grammy at age 20. A Romanian woman was how old when her son had a child, making her the youngest Grammy? You can be within three years.

What? Say this again. Taylor won a Grammy at age 20. A Romanian woman was how old when her son had a child, making her the youngest Grammy? The youngest grandmother within three years. I see. Okay. Youngest grandmother.

Wow. Oh, this is... Are you going to tell us to display it? Yeah. Okay, I'm ready. Is everyone ready? Mm-hmm. Three, two, one.

Brandon? 23. 22. 31. Potter, you're an idiot. Mine might be problematic. 17. Oh, God.

Oh, God. 23. Correct answer is 23 on the dot. Oh. Wow. You're an idiot. Mine might be problematic. 17. Oh, God. Oh, God. 23. Correct answer is 23 on the dot. Oh. Wow. You're good. Yeah, we're through. So you three are.

So Brandon and I are out. How did you get a point? Brandon and I are out. I said within three years. Okay, all right. Fair, fair, fair. Within three years. So we get a point.

One point for you guys. Okay. Her son was 11 when he managed. Brandon, Big Cat, and Titus got a point. Yep. All right. One of these is a Taylor Swift lyric. The other two are from F-plus ranked Hubie Halloween.

Say which one is the Taylor Swift lyric. A, true bravery is being kind, even to those who are being cruel to you. B, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent. C, don't put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart. B. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent. C. Don't put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart. Hubie Halloween's the other.

There's two Hubies and one Taylor. Okay. Is everyone ready? Hands down Yeah Hands down Okay Alright Brandon

A A Big Cat C C Said B C C

The Taylor Swift lyric was C Yes Don't put me in the basement When I want the penthouse of your heart I thought that was too lame. You can't be. I cannot believe people got that wrong. I am stunned.

I thought that was too fucking stupid. I thought that was in that bad movie. I am stunned. Talk your shit, Kate. I have two. All right, these next two. She talks shit. Jerry got her out.

No, Titus got that wrong. I got it right. Oh, you got it right. I'm the only one who got it wrong. No, Brandon got it wrong, too, and Mook got it wrong. I got it right. Oh, right on. All right, and Mook got it wrong. I got it right. Oh, right on. All right, these next ones are word games.

So Taylor Swift was born on December 13th. Right. I'm going to give you a word puzzle of other celebrities that were born on December 13th. Okay. You have to name the celebrity. Okay. The first one. Your hint is...

Cock Sienna Lesbian. Jesus Christ. And this person is an actor. Cock sienna lesbian. This is an actor? Yes. And the hint is cock sienna lesbian. Jesus.

Nice. Got it. Shares a birthday with Heath Swift. Five. Four. I don't know. Three. Two. One. Brandon Reveal.

Dick Van Dyke. Hugh Jackman. I also said Dick Van Dyke. Mook. Richard Dreyfuss. Dick Van Dyke. Big Cat. Hugh Jackman. I also said Dick Van Dyke. Mook. Richard Dreyfuss. Dick Van Dyke. Correct answer is Dick Van Dyke. All right, now that you guys have them, they're going to get a little bit harder.

Hugh Jackman. They're going to get harder? Yeah. Okay. Hugh Jackman. I don't know. This is a rock singer. Richard Dreyfuss.

That's a really good one. Richard Dreyfuss. A rock singer. Richard Drypuss. That's a really good one. Richard Drypuss, yeah. A rock singer. A male cat physically stretching out the fourth letter of the alphabet. A male cat physically stretching out the fourth letter? Yes. And this is a band that's still together, a punk rock band singer.

Oh, I don't know any of that shit. Can you say it one more time? Yes. A male cat stretching out the fourth letter of the alphabet. I don't... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No. Wait. Ten. I think I got it. What's the original clue? I think I got it. A punk rock singer. I think I got it.

I think I got it. I think I got it. Ten. Yes. Yes. Ten's down. I got it. Brandon.

I got it. I got Tom. Okay. Tom DeLong. Tom DeL down. I got it. Brandon. I got it. I got Tom. Okay. Tom DeLong. Tom DeLong. Oh, fuck. Fuck yes. Billy Joel Armstrong.

Never get those. Fuck. What'd you get? Titus? I did not get it. Okay. Mook? I just kept thinking Big Pussy.

All right. From Macy Kratos. How many more questions are there? A few more, but we could get fast. No, no, no. We don't have to. I'm just trying to see if I have a chance. Another actor.

Wait, so it's... Yeah, that's right. Yeah, all right. That's right. Okay. Some of this. This one's probably... I never get these.

All right. This is the last one of these. An actor asking a reddish-orange-furred mammal to give you the tenth letter of the alphabet. Oh, my God. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Wait, stop saying that. Asking a reddish-orange bird mammal to give you the tenth letter of the alphabet.

This is a popular, active actor. Oh, no. Wait, what did you just say? A popular what? He's active. He's living. Oh, okay. Can you say? A popular what? He's active. He's living. Oh, okay. Can you say the full thing one more time?

I don't know. Say it one more time. You're asking, you are asking a reddish-orange-furred mammal to give you the tenth letter of the alphabet. The hell's a mammal that's got fur, I guess? Oh, fuck. I actually might have. I'm stuck on mammal.

I'm either way off or I think I know it. Nailed it. Either way off or. This is fun. Yeah. I'm wrong. Okay. Ten.

And pens down Jerry you want to say I was going to say Michael J. Fox No no All I had was Fox J J. Farrow No I said Andrew Garfield Half point

Because that's funny. I said Jay Pharoah as well. No, I said Michael J. Fox. That's Jamie Foxx. Oh! Shit. Damn. What?

You did say active actor. Is he still? Jamie, give me Jay. Yeah, that's right. Jamie Foxx. Okay, got it. That's fucking good. I don't like that you attack me without thinking for yourself.

I didn't attack you. I was just trying to put it together once I knew the answer, and I couldn't do it. Okay, I can do one more of those, but let's just do something easier. Within $200, what's the average Taylor Swift ticket price in America? Is this on secondary markets? Yeah. I googled average Taylor Swift ticket price. So I don't know.

She's second only to Adele in ticket prices. Oh, Adele. I'm surprised. You said within $200? Yeah. And Titus has three Big Cat has three We will take everybody

We'll ask one more for a tie break Okay I have a couple more just in case Okay This is huge This is huge Alright Pens down

Brandon $1,400 Oh shit Big Cat $500 I said $950 Oh no $890 $1,400. Oh, shit. Big Cat. $500. I said $950. Oh, no.

$890. I went low. $764. $1,089. Does anyone get it? $1,089? I got it right. Scratched out $1,200. Holy shit.

$1,086? I got it. That's pretty good. Yeah. Potter and Mook got it. Wait. Oh, he got it by one. He got it by one. He got it by one. Mook. That's pretty good. I'm with you. Potter and Mook got it. Wait. Oh, he got it by one. He got it by one.

He got it by one. Mook. Let's go. You're still out because it's the last question. That was super impressive. What if we tie it to three? It's you versus Titus. Oh, okay.

So. Play for fun. Would you guys want. Okay, I will save a. Whatever you want to do. Okay. What city shares the same name as taylor swift's brother oh my god phrase differently what is taylor swift's brother's name but i was giving

you a hint as to that it's a guess yeah but i appreciate that but i was trying to think through it and i realized if i don't know Taylor Swift's brother's name. I gave you a city. And there's no. Okay. But if I just said, what's her brother's name? I got it. You wouldn't have a basis to guess from.

Yeah. I didn't know she had a brother. Thank you for limiting the choices to 10 million options here. For some reason, my first answer was Charlotte. That's where my brain went. I don't know why. Brother. It's not Indianapolis. I can where my brain went. I don't know why. Brother. It's not Indianapolis.

I can get back in. If you're on, if Brandon's, if I get back, if I'm right, can I get back in? No. Yep, I can.

No, you can't. You have to ask Titus. No. If I'm right, I get back in. No, Titus, he's not back in. Yeah, you do it.

If I'm right, I get back in. No, if you eat another donut. Yeah. Fair. You go mano a mano. I have no idea, so I actually will guess Indy. Okay. Okay. It's fair. You go mano a mano. I have no idea, so I actually will guess Indy. Okay.

Okay. Indy. All right. I guessed Austin. His name's Austin. Yeah! Wow. Here I thought it was Denver Swift, St. Paul Swift.

Yes. I know my Taylor Swift. It wasn't Schenectady. So I'm out. Fuck. That's it, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it. We're out of that round. All right. I think we go. So I'm out. Fuck. That's it, right? Yeah, that's it.

We're out of that round. I think we go, Connor, I think we go with the Iona one, and then we'll do the Mincy before the bonus round. So who's the four left? So it's Potter, Brandon, Titus, and Mook. Titus, you were so close with the Crueler. Yeah, I was. I didn't have any water.

I think that would have put me over if I would have had some water to suck on. How many do we have? I'm parched. Is there anything else? So do it the same way as we did movie trivia. If they run out of the Iona, then

we'll just go to movie trivia. All right. So this is Stanko loves Iona. He worked there just go to movie trivia. Alright, so this is Stanko loves Iona. He worked there. I think he went there. He worked there. Loves the Gales. So we decided to do a trivia where it is natural disasters and you have to say where it happened.

Yeah. Just give me a general location where. I might be good at this one. So Connor's going to show you a picture? Yes. Okay. Of a natural disaster. It's going's gonna be the same way one strike and you're out yeah and then if you guys keep going we'll go back to movie to finish that and then it's one last round before we get stanko on okay cool all right okay this is fun do we know the disaster or the location just a location all right if you want to throw in the disaster, though. Okay. Kate, I saw you writing down, how'd you do on Taylor Swift trivia?

Pretty good. Yeah? I did pretty good. It was fun. I also drew a lot of little characters. Oh. That's what it was. Yeah.

Okay. Brandon, are you ready? I'm ready. You're up first. Oh. Come on Well I think I certainly think That's just New Orleans After Katrina

But I'm worried it's That's New Orleans Correct Yeah Just give him Easy one to start with Give him the easy one I'm gonna get something

Titus You going last You're gonna get fucked by Connor Yeah You're easy to get Not rid of all the big disasters. No, no, no, no, no. That's a huge disaster right here.

Is this a snowstorm? Oh, that looks like a horrible disaster. That looks like a Christmas card. That looks like a Rockwell painting. The natural disaster is rolling through. Grab your umbrella. You went from Hurricane Katrina to a snowstorm. Say it differently.

And I'm supposed to indicate where this snowstorm occurred? Where it is, yes. Ah, Jesus. It doesn't even look like there's that much snow on the fucking ground. Are those people orange? Okay, I'm going to say something wild, and it's not going to help me, but I'm going to say Dallas. Dallas?

Because look it, there's no snow on the fuck dude look at the people he can't see them that's like oh closer to the screen i thought they were covered up that's most eastern block oh yeah he can't oh wait those people are that's two texans although still could be Dallas. No, I'm going to go Nepal. I don't know. It was the Afghanistan blizzard of 2008.

Oh, yeah. How could you forget that? Come on, dude. Right up here with Katrina. I remember what Kanye West said after that happened. All right. Mook? George Bush didn't care about Afghani people.

Mook? Connor, did you come up with these? I just googled them and found random ones in the last hour before the show this is unmistakable this is fuck y'all get serious man

come on you don't know this one? I got mine in seconds the most notable natural disaster of our life Y'all get serious, man. Come on. You don't know this one? I got mine in seconds. The most notable natural disaster of our life. Really? Connor, I don't know if you're going to be our natural disaster guy. Is there a timer? I got it. Go.

Three seconds. China. That's correct. I mean, there are Chinese flags. It's a Yellow River flood. I didn't see the flags in there. I saw the flags, but I was... The flags were a dead giveaway.

Potter was in my head, though. He was like, this is awesome. Oh, that's why I saw the flag. You can see the flags? Yeah, the flags right there. That's not even a flood. There's still beach. Oh, yeah, it is.

That looks nice. It's up the Yellow River. Okay. Hey, that's probably pretty good for tubing. Yeah, I flag's right there. That's not even a flood. There's still beach. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. That looks nice. It's up the Yellow River. Okay. Hey, that's probably pretty good for tubing. Yeah, I was thinking. All right, Titus. Mm-hmm. Oh.

Uh-huh. Oh. What the fuck? Oh. Oh, Titus. I actually think I know this one. This could be Katrina. Katrina.

That's in America. I'm going to go. How specific do I have to get? Where it is? Town? If it's in America, you could do state. State? Yeah.

I would say that's Oregon. It is California. San Francisco earthquake of 1906. Damn. State? Yeah. I would say that's Oregon. It is California. Oh! San Francisco earthquake of 1906. Damn. They had roads with lines on them? They had pictures then? Yeah. Wild.

All right, so Brandon versus Mook. How'd you even know America? Let's go, Brando. I don't know. That just felt like an American picture. No, I agreed with you. Yeah, I was looking at the pot. I don't know.

It just felt America. The picture might not be from 1906, but it's from San Francisco, California. Okay. I would hope that. So they took a picture of the 1906 earthquake. Well, I googled all this an hour before the show. He's showing us AI. Don't touch this.

Everybody leave it as is until something's invented. Okay. You ever see those Instagrams where they have the video from England in the 1990s? Oh, I love those. Alright. I mean... Come on, Brandon.

Is that Mordor? Is that a depiction of Mount Vesuvius? That's a painting. Is that your answer? Yes. Yeah, it's Pompeii. That was a bad draw right there. We got Katrina Is that your answer? Yes. Yeah, it's Pompeii. Okay. Yeah, that was a bad draw right there. We got Katrina and Pompeii.

All right, Mook. If I don't get 9-11, I'm going to be pissed. Okay. Ooh, I know that one. Ooh. Ooh. All right, so we got a hurricane. Mm-hmm. It's not Katrina.

Fuck. Yeah, I do too, I think. Is it foreign? Yeah, I got nothing. Oh, fuck. Give me... Hurricane Sandy? No, no. Give me India.

No. Fuck. Is that Mississippi? Missouri. Missouri. It's Joplin. Joplin. Joplin.

I was going to say. All right, Brandon, you're safe. I mean, Brandon. You're not Brandon. You fed Brandon. I didn't know what the order was. That was great. Hey, hey, hey's tornado. Joplin. Joplin. I was going to say. All right, Brandon, you're safe. I mean, Brandon. You fed Brandon. I didn't know what the order was. That was great. Hey, hey, hey.

Brandon, walk it off. Get one more. No, I'm good. I got to pee. I'm still paying for the heft of the donut. Okay. What am I looking at here? This is mine?

No, no, you're out. It's over. I was trying to walk it off. Steve from the tech room said, I'd love to know how they came up with natural disasters in relation to Iona. Gales. A gale is an Irish warrior, not a weather happening. Fuck!

Gales is a wind, though, right? It's a wind. Well, we didn't really want to do our Irish warrior history. Yeah, we wouldn't have gotten better at that. Oh, we're so dumb. At this point, I think I could nail the Irish warrior. More than Taylor Swift. Okay.

All right, so there's three left. God damn. Titus and Potter. So here's the final. Titus, you're good, buddy. Titus, I think you're going to be okay. Che, can we get your phone for the Zoom? This next one's speed-based.

Cool. Yeah, why don't you do the high noon ad read? Of course. Yeah, this one. Also, the person we need is just not responding to me. What? Of course he isn't. He's picking through the donuts.

Mincy. All right, so this one is very simple. Stanko, one of his most heroic accomplishments was when mincey had to run his 10k stanko videotaped the whole thing he ran with him backwards right backwards and did the whole thing so in an homage to that uh feat we're going to place a cell phone that is on zoom to this show in the middle of the the room tj is going to spin the wheel if your name comes up you pick up the cell phone and you find mince find mincey you just walked right in yeah yeah yeah all right go get out of here and remember when someone finds you you have to go then to a new location. Okay.

All right. God, I hope I go first. I've got like five picked. All right. Nice. Okay. How you feeling, Mincy? Yeah, I'm good. Hell yeah.

All right, so the beauty of this, too, is I didn't tell him how many people are going to find him. So when the last person who finds him, don't tell him that it's over. So we'll just have him hide somewhere for the rest of the day. Yeah, I mean, he can't go back to his apartment, so it's kind of... That's what he'd be doing anyway. Now, I told him the only place he can't go is the loading dock over there. He can't go through those doors.

Will he listen to me? There are stairs. All right, good. Yeah, Potter's at a severe disadvantage here. So the fastest time... I'm just going to start building the ramp while I'm out there. Yeah, we're going to start the timer the minute it hits the wheel and then the minute

you have Mincy locked in on the zoom, your time is up. You might get fucked again though if Mincy just hides. I can't see being a good hider. That's why I wanted to go first. Maybe I could catch him. Yeah. I don't

want to go first. I want to get a sense of like What his hiding spaces are Because I have no idea Yeah but first The depth of No but He might get there Before he gets there

Or You want to go last Because it eliminates Two spots to go to Yeah Or Mincy Maybe not Fuck yeah

Alright so there's the camera Right there And TJ's gonna spin the wheel If your name comes up The second it hits The second it hits The timer starts TJ hits, the timer starts, TJ. I literally have only been in this room. Actually, should we make it fair

and have Jerry go for Potter on this one? Because he really has no chance. He does not know this office. But you don't have to know the office. Yeah, he's not through. I do have to just find him. He just has to find Mincy. But there's a million rooms.

But he can tell what a room is. All right, okay, all right. It doesn't help me. I get it. It doesn't. What if Jerry runs with him? I don't know how to get. Jerry can run with him.

Maybe Jerry can run with him. Jerry can run with him. All right, Jerry can run with him. That's the thing. I don't know. Maybe I don't know how many rooms there are. Yeah, yeah. So, Jerry, you run with Potter.

Potter still has to do it, but you can run with him. Wait. Why are we... Just check every room. Just to see if I get lost. Yeah, yeah. I can't give him advice, right? Right.

No, you can give him advice. I don't know what advice even does here. Yeah. Right. Look faster. Or you can say, like, there's a section of the office that you're not even going to. Right. Right, right.

Like, he might not know that there's an entire hallway. Like, there's a hallway down here. So, you him you can you can do it with him gotcha okay all right tj this is gonna be fun yeah is he gonna be like tucked underneath the desk i think he's gonna be like a child hiding behind a curtain you see his legs he's probably gonna be like yeah like my three-year-old says i'm hiding here Yeah He didn't move with very much haste So I wonder if we're going to catch him in between Whoever goes just turn the volume on the phone on the left I muted it so it wouldn't interfere

Okay Oh he said turn the volume on the phone if it lands on you Right Go Timer start Super fast. Start! Where's the timer? We don't have the timer. This is what it feels like to be Titus. We now have a timer.

Oh, there we go. Whoa. Whoa, this is crazy. We went to the kitchen. I want Mincy to giggle when he gets found. This is gonna make me throw up. He didn't check walking. He didn't check walking. He didn't check the freezer. This is gonna make me throw up. I don't like this at all. He didn't check the freezer. This is going to make me throw up.

I don't like this at all. Can we make this smaller? I don't mind it. Is Mincy hiding hiding, or he's just lurking in a room? He's hiding. Yeah, also, Jerry, if there's a fire alarm that I'm about to... Yeah, I got you. You know what I'm saying.

Where is he? Mincy! Oh, yeah, he was. That was going to be my first guess. Oh, that would have been a great thing if he's like i'm over here that's really smart mincy where are you he's gonna hide too much yeah mincy we're getting ready to start we need you oh our tactic can you do that yeah oh yeah it's you can trick the mental game mincy mincy we need you say we're. Say we're heard. He'll be near. Yeah, he'll be near.

What if Mincey walks up here before Titus even knows? He's not looking in rooms. Yeah, I think Mincey's like crouched in a little ball somewhere. He's not looking in rooms. No way. What if he's in the women's room? He's shitting. Probably.

That'd actually be pretty. This is a disaster. Now he's looking in a room. I didn't want to go first. This is so awesome. This is great. You got to open all the rooms, dude. He's probably in there taking all our Lucy's. He's not been.

He skipped so many rooms. He'd be an awful swat. Where's he? I mean, he's looking like just in the halls, I guess. Yeah, he's looking into the rooms, but he's not going in there. Mintzy would be a good hider. Yes, I think he's like. He's talked on the phone in every single corner.

Yeah, he knows every spot. Turn left, turn left. He could be under the steps. Mintz might be doing a radio speech. Yeah, I think he's way more hidden than. I keep going. This might take hours. I keep going back to the walk-in freezer.

It's going to be so funny when it's revealed what is that? oh what is that? there's TJ's new M&M tech room oh no he's almost back here oh no

this would be disastrous if he was sitting in the PMT studio and he passed it right away. Do we set a... Like at five minutes? No. No. I think there should be a DNF. This Minzy hit way too well.

This is hilarious. This is so good. Or has he not looked in all the rooms enough? He has not looked in all the rooms. He made a grave mistake not looking in all the rooms. Also, what if he's watching on his phone and is just going opposite of wherever Titus is? I'm just gathering mental notes. Here's a real thing he could have done.

What if he left? Could have. Could have. He might have left. No. I'm gathering mental notes on what to build the ramp with. Did you tell him to hide? He said not here.

I said not there, but again, it is here. We're in the bathroom. Mincy! Who's pissing? It's Ryan. It's not Mincy. Ryan's pissing. Does he do women's restroom?

Is he in the shower? Oh, he could have been in the shower. He couldn't look in the shower oh he could have been in the shower he could have been he is not looking in the shower i wanted that reveal so bad dude oh that would have freaked me out is he in the stove i don't know what if he's by the pot so you never get fine wait look behind that curtain walking i guess he's in the walk-in please Please. Please, they're so early. Oh, that would have been so great. Freezing. Check the curtains. He missed so many rooms upstairs.

I'm going to PL it. I didn't even know this. Whoa, what is that? I've never seen that in my life. Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, I give up. I give up.

All right, you give up. I looked everywhere. You didn't. Where did I not look? Oh, my God. I texted Mitzi asking where he is. Are you giving up officially? Where did I not look?

Are you officially giving up? I'm not opening doors where the people are recording. All right. Sit down. Are you giving up? 12-hour stream. He's not giving up. Titus, would you like a hint? Titus, would you like a hint?

Titus, would you like a hint? I think he's gone. Titus, can you hear us? Yeah. Yeah. The opposite of stairs. Oh. No.

Where's he going? He's just in the elevator. He's just in it? He's just the elevator he's just in it he's in the elevator oh this is going to be a hilarious reveal alright I'll give you guys a tip too so good oh fuck he's sitting. So good. Oh, fuck. He's sitting.

He said, I texted him, I said, where are you? And he said, sick one in the elevator. All right, so I'll have to give you guys a tip as well around the same time. At 440. No, I gave him a tip around four. Okay. All right. Incredible.

Okay. He's coming back. That was so good. That was a good reveal. 449. I'm just going to gather materials for the ramp while I'm out there. I don't know. That was an incredible one by him.

Okay. Put the phone back down you found a room i didn't even know existed yeah yeah all right so i i gave you a tip at four minutes i i'm gonna give them a tip at four minutes four minutes yeah four minutes i thought that was 45 minutes it was four minutes i gave you the tip at four minutes you found him four minutes four minutes and 49 seconds. You covered a lot of ground. That was crazy. Joe, are you ready if Potter gets called here?

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So slow texting back. How? I don't know. Alright, let's spin it. He's gotta be in his new spot. Alright. Is he in his new spot? Yeah. I saw him. Oh. Go get him, Mook. Time.

He turned the phone off. That's part of the time. That's part of the time. Start the clock. You have to get him on the... Yeah, start the clock. Yeah. Because you have to get him on the Zoom. You're an idiot.

How did he do that? You just hit the side button. You just locked it. Note to self. Oh, fuck. What happened? So you know how I said I saw him? Yeah.

I actually saw him go in the complete opposite direction. He can hear. Moo can hear right now. Yeah. Yeah, thank you, Kate. Oh, no. You're still running. I just made that up. No, forget it. Forget it. I'm can hear right now. Yeah. Yeah, thank you, Kate. Oh, no. You're still running. I just made that up.

No, forget it. Forget it. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. What is it? What is it? I think Moog's just trying to discover parts of the office he didn't know existed. Yeah, he's trying to get invited to places he's not allowed.

No Moog zones. Yeah. Green screen. this is him trying to get on macro what the fuck that's not what is this is there a person oh that's dave when he football show that's freaky where is he that's a bold strategy titus I did like your strategy of asking Mince where he was. I really thought it might work. Mook is covering like 1 25th of the office right now.

Brandon, shut the fuck up. Hey, you need to worry about finding Mince. You said he went to the green room though? That's where Mince was? Yep, right to the green room, though? That's where Mintzy was? Yep, right to the green room. What is this? It's a door. It's a studio.

We have another studio here? That's macro dosing, isn't it? Hey, Big T. Is Mintzy here? Okay. What was that noise? Something happened to him, Rolf. Yeah, something happened.

When I run around your office, there's going to be some people that are like, who the fuck is that? Oh, they are going to start panicking. You got to do your dizzy creep. Yes. Crawl to them. I haven't stood up since then. I might still be dizzy.

That would be something. All right. still be dizzy. That would be something. Alright. Where is Menci? I'm glad what I said had zero effect. You guys see Menci? To a normal human, it would have. You're so gay Huh?

Huh? He's actually doing a good job of sweeping the entire First floor I just think he's going too slow But if he's on the second floor he's fucked Yeah It's very clear It was hard because I wasn't sure how much

to I wasn't sure how much to like flip over stuff and dig through stuff or is it just like pop in and look yeah and Titus what was your time 4.49 yeah not good uh oh

he's fucked trying to learn Did he lock it? He's fucked. Trying to learn the office from the Zoom call. Damn it. Dude, where is he at? Yeah, he's good. Very frustrating. We have a bigger office than I realized.

This would have been easier in the old Chicago yeah oh it would have rocked I think so is it just two floors yes what if he's back in the elevator oh that would be great should we be going

by the way Mincy is I was scared about that too when I was going in there I didn't realize but Mincy is doing all of his hiding spots or references to different songs is that what he said? you have to know the widespread catalog this one is a

fish song is it hidden time? oh hidden time Chicago winter This one is a fish song. Is it hint time? Everything is. Oh, hint time. Chicago winter. Chicago winter? Yeah, that's your hint. I don't know what that hint means. What the fuck is that?

I think I got it. You told Titus the opposite of the stairs. I gave you an incredible hint just now. Ten seconds, Mook. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Don seconds, Mook. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two,

ah, shit. Still got nine seconds. Jump off that. He's on the first floor. What does Chicago winter... Don't do it, Mook. Oh, he's in the... Chicago winter. Oh, Mook. Oh, he's in the... Yeah. Chicago winter. Oh, fuck me.

All right, we got to wait for the real, the best part. I hope he's just sitting in the fridge. This one was... Yeah, this one was the fish song. Sitting in... Thank you. Tweezer. It's going to be cold, cold, cold.

He's unbelievable. God, I don't know my fish either. Oh, you're done for then. I'm fucked. What is he doing? What are you doing? There we go. I hope he's blue. I love finding mints.

It's so much fun. He looks blue. It's so much fun finding mints. We got to do this more often. I'm actually thanking God y'all found me. I hope that was in there. I was worried he was going to make sure y'all didn't find me And freeze my ass Oh fuck

That's so funny Alright go hide Alright so you guys got to wait Until it's spun Alright so Mook will be getting biked Or spun. Alright, so Mook will be getting biked or I guess. Do they get to pick? Yeah, the winner of the last

round, which Stanko's about to call in is trivia. Stanko trivia. That winner gets to decide. They get to decide if they want to bike or go underneath the ramp. What would you guys pick? I don't want to be under. I think I'd want to be under. I would they want a bike or go underneath the ramp. Okay. What would you guys pick? I don't want to be under. I think I'd want to be under.

I would certainly want a bike. No, because I think you'd flip over the handlebars. That's a good point. No, you just got to land. All right. I couldn't ramp a bike. You guys got to beat 449. All right.

Let's spin the wheel. Say we go upstairs first, Potter, maybe. I don't know. That's my plan. Is he in position? I assume he's been in position. Say we go upstairs first, Potter, maybe. I don't know. That's my plan. Is he in position? I assume he's been in position. He's in position. Hmm.

Go. And they're off. Very careful not to. Here we go. All right. Where's the stairs? See, this is why we need Jerry. Did Mook locking it lose it for him?

Jerry doesn't know where they are. Jerry just knows where the gambling cave is. Get back in the stairs. All right. Oh, should we go? Maybe I go down go up poor Potter he has no idea

what a show to be a part of he got here just in time for the wet wheel yesterday and now probably he's going to run over by a bike well this is a guest this is for a guest

check this this is for a guest over here yeah alright nothing no what's in here every time you turn around in this office there's a Blutman behind you Just for guests. Over here? Yeah. All right, nothing. What's in here?

Every time you turn around in this office, there's a Blutman behind you. Yeah, they're everywhere. There's a shower here. What are those things on Star Trek? Hang-ons. Those things. Yeah. No, they're like little fur balls, and they... Someone working.

Reproduce at a high rate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean Futurama? No, I mean Star Trek. they reproduce at a high rate yeah yeah yeah you mean futurama no i mean star trek they're like little fur balls oh they do that in futurama poplars as well thinking of ewoks no i think it's how fast can you move star trek how fast could you move shockingly fast moves already started working on the ramp i think it's a good idea i don't i don't know if that's there's wood in the uh by there's wood in the back hall by the um big cats picking ben's bathroom maybe yeah is this based on a song he has not sent me where he is so we don't know where no idea he's the worst texter of all time. Nothing.

I don't have a tip for them if they get to four minutes. Would he go in the women's bathroom? I'm going to say no. No. At the studio? No, we're going to go downstairs. Wait, they're laughing. Is he over here? Uh-oh, that's good. Good context close there. Tribbles, Brandon?

Is he hiding in here somewhere? I think they're tribbles From Star Trek they're like furballs I don't know my dad texted me tribbles Yeah Surprising thing about them is They're here Are they recording?

There's a wait to them I feel like worst case scenario, the ramp collapses, sending the bicyclist ramming directly into the front person. And then flipping over the front. And then flipping over again. So both people end up. Yeah. That would be bad.

And Mook did not set up the legs of that. Yeah, I also don't. Should we put the ramp in the middle? Because you're going to need some space to get up to speed. All right. It's not going to work. space to get up to speed. All right. It's not going to work. Go back down. Oh, two ramps.

What's he about to do here? Hmm. Huh? What's the time? Starting over? Yes. You got about 30 seconds. This is bad.

No, you have a minute. A minute and 45 seconds. Oh, I don't know that. That's really. Yep have a minute and 45 seconds. I don't know. Good sign. Mookie Betts. Just looking for Mincy. He gets his hint at four. We don't have the hint.

I got the hint. You got the hint. It's right here. Jerry lost Potter. Jerry just ran by. Jerry just ran by. He's by the kitchen. No, he's not in here.

Oh, no. So did Jerry find Mince, and now he has to find Potter? Yeah. Jerry, are you with Potter? Wait, Jerry found Mince? No, no, no. For you. Say where you are. Where's Jerry? Find Potter. Potter, where are you with Potter? Wait, Jerry found Mint? No, no, no. For you. Say where you are.

Where Jerry find Potter? Potter, right? He's in the gambling cave. By the gambling cave. He's on the court. He's on the court. I'm giving you your tip. Tip is Sweet Home Chicago.

Potter! Potter! Hurry! Hurry, Potter! Jerry! Hurry! Hurry, Potter! Holy shit! Potter, go! Potter, go! Jerry!

Oh my god. Oh no. Did he lock it? Did he hang up? What a jump. Holy shit. Wait, I don't know this. Jerry thinks he's got it. Jerry thinks he's got it.

Come on, Connor. Here, here, here, here, here. Got him. Time. Oh, I ran up the stairs. Wow. Can we add find hidden mince to the wheel? Yes.

Seriously. We almost had him. Yeah. We almost had him earlier. The fact that they lost each other for a minute. That's amazing. Holy shit. Oh, my God.

Why is the reveal? It's so good. It's so good every time. Jerry runs so good in fire. So good. What a job by them. All right. What do we have to do?

So let's get Stanko on for the final, and then we'll get going. Every time he gets found, he goes, pretty good spot though, right? What's the final? It's decide who wants to do – whoever wins this gets to decide if they want to jump or if they want to – I'll start building a ramp for you guys. Yeah. All right, let's get Stanko on. Everyone, we're still donating.

Thank you to everyone who has donated. We have one last thing, and then we're going to do a ramp. Holy, that's not a bad ramp. Yeah, fuck you, Bray. That's a bad ramp. You've been coming at my ass. No, I haven't. I'm trying to help you out.

That's a bad ramp. That's a bad ramp. Nah, Mook, he's been coming at your ass. He's been what? It's a great ramp. He's been coming at your ass. M, I haven't. I'm trying to help you out. That's a bad ramp. That's a bad ramp. No, Mook. He's been coming at your ass. He's been what? It's a great ramp. He's been coming at your ass. Mook, that's not a good ramp. You've been coming in and around my ass.

Mook, walk up that ramp. Just walk up it. Yep. It's a good ramp. No, it's not. No, it's not. Mincy. Pretty good hiding spots.

Not too shabby, man. The elevator, I thought, was like they're never going to think of that. Ever. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking, like, I didn't want to do the obvious, like, empty spots. The freezer was a little obvious, but I thought it was great. Yeah, it was great. Okay, and then the chief went.

I thought it'd be better to be in a room with someone. Yeah. Because it was empty. It's, like, too obvious. Yep. Yeah. Well, I asked the chief. He gave good answers.

Yeah, I thought it was great. I was, like, way down there. I thought it was something. Pretty good hiding spots. So who has to go? It will be Titus and Mook. I won? Yeah, you won.

Oh, shit, I didn't even know. Yeah, dude. I sprinted at the end. We got a good clip. You were flying. Fuck, I thought I missed it. I lost him twice. I know. When Jerry realized where it was and he took off, the speed that you take off

is fantastic. I'm shy. Okay. You do need that. That's a good runway. You don't want to get the... No, that's actually great. No, Jerry, go help him. I think it's a good runway. Yeah, you need that. A big cat. You don't want to get the... No, that's actually great. No, Jer, go help him.

No, that's a good ramp. I think it's a good ramp. Now it's better. I just don't know if we're getting over anyone. Yeah, you've got to get enough speed. You've got to get enough speed. The person has to lay right at the end. Yeah.

I don't... You've got to jump a little bit. I've jumped off ramps before on bikes. Well, the wood hanging over the end is not going to hold your weight. No, that's... No, you're right. You've got to pop a wheelie as you're going Where's the bike

It's in the hallway Can I say something What does the bike look like I don't think it needs to be in the middle of the court I think it needs to be at the end so they can get a full You gotta think about camera angle You can get plenty You can go in a circle

Start at the freezer. Yeah, there's also probably enough room. I would move that pedestal thing for sure. You could have. What do you prefer? Y'all got to stop being crazy. You obviously prefer riding my bike. No.

No. I don't know that to be true. Well, it's also then you have to get in control there. Yeah, I think I'd prefer riding a bike I think the chance for injury is lower on the ground see I think it's higher on the ground you can't fall from the ground though

but the bike and a person on top of it can fall on you oh Scotty Birdie that was what they were yelling about he's two back now what a fucking day for him. That's incredible. Crazy. I'm so proud of him. I wasn't following any of it.

Me neither. I missed it. So proud of him. His car ran somebody over and then... No, no, no. There was a wreck scene. Somebody got killed. A pedestrian got killed.

They were stopping traffic. Oh, God. They told all the players to come around to go into the course. He was going around. There was a miscommunication they and there was a and then the police it feels like might have embellished it to make it seem like they didn't fuck up by arresting scotty scheffler yeah because they said that he dragged the police officer i don't think if you drag a police officer with your car you're allowed to go play golf that

day. Because they booked him for felony assault. Yeah, that feels like if you drag a police officer, you're out of the tournament. Did you find it weird that this all happened in the span of two hours? Yeah. Was the orange jumpsuit necessary? Probably not, but- I feel like they could have just done it in his regular clothes since they were going

to turn him out in an hour. Yeah, that's crazy that they made him wear the jumpsuit yeah do we have stanko yeah how are you how have you been enjoying this show the show is absolutely bonkers you guys are crazy but i appreciate it it's great did you uh how how mad were you when we thought gales were storms? That's a classic mistake, so you're not the first one to make. Not a Schindler's List guy. Right?

I haven't seen that movie probably since high school, so maybe I should do a rewatch. There we go. All right, and how are you feeling today? I'm doing good. I'm off the oxygen, so that's a plus. And huge news is I could eat marinara sauce with some soft meatballs. Oh, that's awesome.

That's where we're at for solid foods. So that's huge. Did you hear when Nick complained about having to eat a donut? I did. Oh, cool. I'd pretty much do anything to eat anything right now, so my sympathy was a little low. Yeah, understandable. How are you feeling, Nick? Are you okay? Thank you for asking. you anything to eat anything right now so my sympathy was a little low yeah understandable

how you feeling are you okay thank you for asking i really appreciate that god damn it oh my tummy's a little sore all right so what what are we at stanko, Yak fans in the Venmo? I'm overwhelmed and in shock. It's over 30K. Wow. That's incredible. All right, so we got to get first-class tickets.

We got to upgrade everything on the honeymoon. You got to tell us what you're spending on because people want to make sure you have a good time. That's awesome. I'll make sure to do that. I'm sure my fiance has some ideas. She says thank you as well. She's in shock as well. Absolutely.

Shout out to Yak fans. Yeah. The best in the world. This is so much fun today. All right. So Titus and Mook. Yeah. I got it.

Jeff D'Lo wrote a bonus round of trivia based on Stanko's interests, likes of natural disasters. We were off base. Stanko's interests, likes of natural disasters and such. We were off base. So Stanko's going to host it and you guys, I think you need a pen and a paper again and this will decide the winner who then gets to decide. Are you worried, Stanko, about this whole ramp thing? I can tell you for a

fact, you don't want to go head over handlebars because that's how I fractured my elbow. Okay. So that's a fact great okay wild okay yeah all right don't don't do that okay i'm so glad i found mincy you did it with 10 seconds oh i'm sweating but it was worth it. I've never felt more satisfied about it running so fast. The Mincy reveal in the elevator was an all-time smirk. He was so proud of himself. Just an all-time, all-time reveal. This one, too.

Hold on. I'll send you TJ. The one that Liam sent me. He's just been sitting underneath that desk. I was worried that minty might turn to like jack nicholson from the shining if we left him in the freezer all right are you guys ready i'm ready yep all right all right i'm gonna do my best look at this that's great this one

okay um all right yeah so best Jeff D'Lo impression here. It's like a bonus round from the dozen, which you guys have some experience in. I'm terrible at it. Write down your best guess, and then I'll tell you who's closest. First to five wins. So it's practice for the tournament, because I believe that's best to five and the first to five and the bonus as well. All right.

Are you guys ready? Yes. First question. First question. Worldwide box office total for 2008 The Dark Night. Total question. Oh, you want to play against me? 2008?

Yeah, I want to play. 2008 The Dark Night, correct. Oh, God. I'm so bad at trivia, dude. It's not opening weekend, right? It's the full year. It is the worldwide box office total. So the entire all-encompassing, the whole shebang.

Okay. I'm good. All right. Reveal. All right. I'm someone they're going to need to read them out one billion one point a billion 1.4 billion i can tell you that mook is the clear winner here let's go what is it i will tell you in a second putting in the numbers didn't really build up drama 999 200 999 million 240 thousand and 28 dollars wow basically as close as you can get yeah wow you've been good on these

today okay richard moves up one nothing so wait this is first three or first of five first of five okay here we go. I got to build up the drama better. All right. I'll work on that for the next one. Build up the drama. All right. Second question. Duration in seconds of Taylor Swift's song, Shake It Off.

Taylor's version. Oh. Oh. I don't know what the difference is. Duration in seconds. For the record, probably my least favorite Taylor Swift song. Oh. Which might be a hot take. For the record, probably my least favorite Taylor Swift song. Oh. Which might be a hot take.

Way to go, Jeff. Who was the other guy? Scooter Braun or something? He made the other one, right? I think so. Okay. Okay. Oh, Taylor's.

Taylor's version. I'm sure you guys have listened to both versions countless times and you know the discrepancies I'm good Okay 255 seconds 255 for Mook I did 204 204 The correct answer

219 So Titus Stanko that was better drama. 1-1. All right, getting better with the drama. Getting better with the drama. All right. The third question, let me reset.

We really win nothing. I was going to say, stakes cannot be higher. One of us is going to be in immense pain probably. The other will also be in immense pain at the end of this. I can't believe I got out of it by a fine immensely at the end. Yeah, you really survived. God, I'm't know. Maybe feel a lot of guilt. Also be in immense pain at the end of this. I can't believe I got out of it by finding Monsi at the end. Yeah, you really survived, Paul. God, I'm so lucky. All right, the third question.

You guys ready? Yep. Overall pick number where Patriots selected Julian Edelman in the 2009 NFL draft. Ooh. Shit. Shea probably just knows this off the top of his head. No. Ooh.

What the fuck? I got him. Yeah, I have no idea. All right. What do you got? Go ahead, Mook. 187. 187 for Mook.

I did 236. 187 for mook i did 236 187 for mook 236 for titus the answer 232 now this wasn't clarified beforehand but i'm going to make the executive judgment if you get a number spot on it's two points like it's two points. That was almost a monster answer. I should have got a dead on. A lot of stanko trivia left to be played, though. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

2-1 is the most dangerous lead in stanko trivia. Alright. I think Titus has the edge on this one, Mook. I'm not going to lie to you. We'll see how this one goes. Number of days Rick Pitino was head coach of Iona basketball before going to St. John's. Oh, Jesus.

Come on. I couldn't even. Okay. We'll get Titus' answer first because I think Mook is giving his answer first each time. I did 731. That was two years, right? 731 for Titus. 200.

Oh, you might be okay. 200. The answer 1,101. It was three years. I thought it was two as well. I thought it was two. I thought it was one. I was there for one of his. He does not remember who I am.

I can tell you that. Alright. We got next one. Rounded down to the nearest whole number. Olympic men's marathon record in minutes.

Rounded down to the nearest whole number. Whole number. Olympic men's marathon record in minutes. That's a lot of math. I'm going to do it right now. I enjoy Mook's thinking face of just putting two fingers on his head

and just forcing a number to come. He's trying not to puke. Yeah, that too. Whoa. I already did puke. That's pretty crazy. I would have been way... We're just pretending like we know. We already did puke. That's pretty crazy. I would have been way... We're just pretending like we know. We might not be right.

We might not be right. But I think that's around the ballpark. Let's not help him. Oh, sorry, we're playing over here too, guys. You guys are practicing for the tournament. Do you know the answer? No. None of us know the answer. Why'd you say we're way off?

Nick acted like me and Brandon's guess was the answer. Like, no, we're guessing they were both close. You guys had similar. Oh, close to each other. Yeah. All right. OK. Minutes for the right. Yeah. For the record, Titus is up three to one right now. Yeah. All right. I'll go first. One. Yeah. Oh, Titus. One. Sixty eight. Mook. One. Thirty five. go first uh 168 wow titus 168 mook 135 135 and the answer is 126 wow it's fast we're still here that is still here fuck it's fast i guess 119 damn has anyone run under two two hour in the world they They have, right?

Didn't somebody do it last year? I don't know. Kenya. Probably. Venture to guess. Yeah. Shout out to my soon brother-in-law who finished the Boston Marathon this year. Freaking crazy.

Shout out to him. All right. Question number six. Three-two. Tightest leading for a competition of who gets run over by a bike. Or maybe not. Or maybe not. Who breaks their elbow on a bike. Rotten Tomatoes critic score for the 2010 classic The Expendables.

Oh. The Expendables. The critic score. The guy and the other guy. Yeah, what's... What'd they do? Is that a rom-com? That's...

Okay. Potter, do you have a show tonight in Chicago? I got two, baby. Are there still tickets? Oh, yeah, probably. All right. People got to go buy tickets. They're going fast.

Where are they? Where are you going? The Comedy Bar Two shows tonight Two shows tomorrow Let's go Go see Potter Come see Potter

He was down to get His arm broken I would Fuck the shows I'd do this the whole time Oh shit You just wanna take my spot? No that was my really

Go see Potter Did you change sunglasses? Don't worry about it boss He did Reveal 44% 44 for Titus Did you change sunglasses? Don't worry about it, boss. He did. Reveal. 44%. 44 for Titus. 24%.

24. The answer, 42. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a commanding. I know the Expendables. I know the Expendables well. I know them well.

Stanko, what did you give it? It's my niche category. That's like an A. I'm going to be honest. That's like an A+. Expendables is an A+, dude? It's give it? It's my niche category. That's like an A. I'm going to be honest. That's like an A+. Expendables is an A+, dude? It's a Rudy? It's a Rudy?

Rudy was the first sports movie I ever cried to. Oh, my God. I haven't seen it probably in like five years, but when I was in high school, I cried it. You got to see Field of Dreams, brother. I cried during that too, but that was later in life. Schindler's List? No crying for Schindler's List.

I didn't cry during Schindler's List. Quote card it, please. Maybe if one of those Jews had gotten a sack. Let's be honest, guys. Would Schindler put all the jerseys on the desk? What's for Schindler code? That's how figure it out. Oh, God.

All right, callback here because we mentioned La La Land earlier. So next question involves La La Land. Total Oscar, Golden Globe, and BAFTA nominations for the 2016 film La La Land. So say those three again. Oscar. Oscar, Golden Globe. Globes. And BAFTA.

What's a BAFTA? The British actor's job. Are those like the BOFA? Brandon, have you ever won a BAFTA? Titus, you're one away. Do you want to jump off the ramp or get stomped on by a bike? Total awards. Let's see.

Throw in some globes. You gotta sprinkle in a few BAFTAs. A dash of BAFTA. A dash of a little sprinkle of BAFTA. That comes out to about about 23 BAFTA Globe Oscar nominations.

Titus with 23. 47. Okay. 47 for mook i don't like that he laughed when he said neither did i seems like a lot um 32 is the answer so titus is closer oh it takes it all right all right all right well stanko thank you thank you we Well, Stanko, thank you. Thank you, Stanko. We love you. Thank you, guys. Seriously, thank you, Yak.

I'm trying not to pull a Colby and cry on radio. But really, it's overwhelming, the love that Barstool and the Yak have given. And Big Cat, thank you, everyone. Of course. Who's reached out. It's overwhelming. It's shocking. I want to be back in the office so bad and just live a normal life and i will be soon so my plan is in june sometime and i really just can't get

back to working and making sure that what you guys need to do your job well i can help with again so really that's that's really all i'm asking for i love it i love it all right well stanko we love you love you we'll talk to you soon all right make sure you watch we might need to talk to you after one of them breaks their arms yep i'll let you know the yeah let's know the process yeah refer me to your doctor i might need some of that venmo my way wait can you grade i don't have insurance for us i'll let you know yeah i'll help you guys out but again thank you everyone so much it's it's really really appreciated all right love it thank you stanko thanks thank you guys i appreciate it all right and thank you to everyone who gave me the amount of money

it's fucking awesome that was a hell of a speech I feel like I was watching Rudy yeah Mook what do you what do you want you want to you want to ride the bike I want to jump you want to be the jumper I want to fucking don't want to jump I want to jump I think if I was I will clear

I would want to jump I don't hear you I promise okay you can probably if you promise wait jump. I will clear you, I promise. Okay. You promised you would clear me. Wait a minute. I will clear you. Try out. Give it a try out. Oh, yeah, you can try it out.

I want to see one test run from Mook before I make my decision. Of course it benefits you. Come on, Mook. I want to see one test run. Oh, I hate this. Actually, you know what? No. No try out? No, because then what if he just clears it easily? Then all this suspense is gone.

He's got to do it twice then. Mook is not going to clear it easily. But that's the suspense. I agree with Big Ken. All right. If you try it out, then if he just launches. You're just going to lay underneath. He promised to clear.

He promised to clear. You're good. All he's got to do is get eaten. So my rationale is this. I'm going to get hurt either way. No, you're not. I do think I could take the impact of something falling on me, whereas me tumbling over the bike, that creates – that's the worst-case scenario. Just make sure – Mook's just got to make sure that he pops.

Oh, he's good. He's good. Mook, don't go. Don't go. We're good. We're good. Mook, don't go. No.

Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. We're good. Don't go. No. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Do not go. Mook, don't. Mook. Where'd he go? Crash?

Crash it? He crashed. Does he not know where the... Was he screaming, where's the brakes? He took a little crash? That was the scream? He was screaming, where are the brakes? Is that what he screamed? Don't, don't, don't.

There you go, Che. No one can even square that. All right, let's go, Titus. You can get really small under there. Like, you don't have to lay out. Just get under there. Can I say something? No.

It's a good bike rider. Mook, make sure you pop the wheel. Would you go face down? Oh, no. No. It's a good bike rider. Mook, make sure you pop the wheel. Would you go face down or face up? Oh, no. Oh, no, no. You got to take it in your gut, I feel like. I think lay down with your arms up. I would lay as close to the thing as you can. Yeah, but face down or face up?

Maybe sideways. Sideways, yeah. I'd go sideways. Oh, yeah, that's probably it. Mook, I'll get you a bike, man. Mook, just promise me you'll pop the wheelie when you get up there. Whatever you do, when you come down, don't... Yeah, don't...

Yeah, make sure you... Be light. Be light as possible. Be as light as possible. Oh, yeah. I'm testing out my... Okay. Yeah, take your watch off.

This is a terrible idea. This is an awful idea. This is the most nervous I've ever had in my life. This is the craziest. Both of these guys could die. I'm so glad I didn't have to do this. No, they can't die. This is the craziest. I'm so glad I didn't have to do this. They can't die. They could both die. No, they can't.

That's a 1% chance they both die. On Stanko Day? There needs to be something under the beginning of the ramp. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the end of the... How firm is that? He's on it. Oh, no, wait a minute.

Oh, that's good. That's pretty good. I think it's good, but I don't know if the ramp is high enough. Should Titus also be wearing a helmet? He's got to really curl. I am nervous. He has to go so fast to clear it because I just saw him pop a wheelie and he only caught like one. Yeah, I'm just worried about the-

That's a big bike. It's not like a wheelie bike. No, not even close. It's like a race car bike. He's putting chalk blocks. Smart. So it can't collapse? But the little piece of wood hanging over the end, too, is going to bend.

Unless he's going fast enough. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. That's not going to help at all. This is crazy. I love it. And this makes Titus have to be further from the. Yeah, this is going to take.

Titus, grab the lacrosse helmet. Or he should probably curl up on that thing like it's. Yeah. Yeah, like curl around it. Yeah. The whole office is watching this. From the balcony. Mook, are you nervous?

A little bit. You seem collected. A little bit. You seem collected. Yeah, you're definitely like a good bike presence. Do you have a tumble plan? any? Mook, are you nervous? A little bit. You seem collected. You seem collected, yeah. You're definitely like a good bike presence. Do you have a tumble plan? Like you're going to tuck into a little ball? No, there's really no plan. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, just stay light.

Don't stomp down on them. Yeah, don't stay light. Don't have like a heft or a weight to you. Yeah. I'm oddly just not nervous. I don't know why. I love it. I love your poise. I feel like it's just going to work. Am I stupid to think it's going to work? I think I know why you're not nervous. Why?

Because we're not doing it. No, for some reason, I just think it's going to work. Yeah, do that. I don't know. I think you should want to see it. You should want to see what's coming. You can put his head in there. Yeah, you can put your head in there.

Isn't it better to brace? It's like a firing squad. Chaps, how do you think it's going to work? I trust Chaps. Nice bike. That's Chaps' bike. Seated. Tell the people out there to get their ass.

They're all in the runway. Go to Pagoga. That was all the way up your ass. That was deep. That was deep in your asshole, dude. Everybody that's standing out there is in the path of the bike. Nah. After he goes over the ramp, all these people, they're all standing where he's gonna ride no yes they'll learn their lesson

he's gonna crash into the golfs in that oh yeah he's gonna he's gonna ride the bike yo-yoing oh fuck i don't think you need a helmet. Where's the lacrosse helmet? I think he should. If I'm him, I want to see what's coming. Alistair took it home. If I'm him, I want to see what's coming.

Yeah. Yep. Again, I feel like this is going to work. I think it might be underwhelming. I think so, too, which I'd be happy with. Sure. It'd be great if it was underwhelming. But why am I so confident it's going to work?

So long as Mook doesn't chicken out and slow down and he keeps up his speed. Titus, do you think the big question for Titus is, because this has happened a few times in the last month and I love it every time. Do you think that we will get an Instagram post from Titus around five o'clock tonight being like best job in the world? This is why I love you. Or will it be like, God damn damn i missed the ringer mentions will be blowing up with people like i can't believe i used to respect this guy he was the guy to go to for big east basketball takes and now how many cum mentions are in your book the first the first sentence of my book is having a boner

i woke up with a boner. Fuck, dude, this thing doesn't fit. It's very tight. All right, let's go. We got this. You ready? Yeah. Oh, man.

Oh. I need some support. Okay, dude, you got it. All right, boys. I don't know about the back tire. No, that's what I'm thinking. That's what he's got to, like, not stomp it down, though. Oh, he's so fucked.

I would curl up. Face the ramp and curl up on that thing. Yep. Curl your body to it. Oh, no. No, you got to go on the side. You got to go on your side. What about your side?

It might be higher. It might be higher. Oh, no. Mook is going to ride over his ass like a speed bump. This is going to be bad. That might be okay. I don't like face down. Mook's face down is the best way. I think he's going to be okay. He is going to be bad. That might be okay. I don't like face down. Face down is the best way.

I think he's going to be okay. He's got to get a lot of speed. All right, he's ready. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is it going? Oh, my God. Oh, I like the other angle from the kitchen.

Leave that angle. Is that the angle we want? I think that's it. Or that. I think it's. I don't know. I think it's from the kitchen know i think it's from the kitchen i think it's from the kitchen wait wait wait wait wait wait

yeah i mean i don't know side i think it's i gotta go on i think it's this angle yeah we won't okay no no no the camera angle not yeah we're talking oh yeah sorry can you switch it tj when he gets yeah like see him coming and then switch it? All right. All right, let's go. Oh, my gosh. Shit, dude. Here it comes. Oh, that's not fast enough. That's not fast enough at all.

That's not fast enough. Oh, no. Oh! He did it. Yes. Wow. Yes. He cleared him.

Is Spook okay? I don't know. He cleared him. Yeah, man.? I don't know. He cleared him. Yeah, Mook. Yes, Mook. Wow. Oh, that was incredible. And he's so hungover.

Oh, yeah, Mook. Way to go, Mook. Way to go, Mook. Are you hurt? Yeah. You are? But no broken bones. No, my ass is fucking torn hurt? Yeah. But no broken bones. No, my ass is fucking torn apart.

Yeah, but no broken bones. Hell yeah. Way to go, Mook. Brandon, you thought the bike jumper was a better move. I got to see it. I did, yeah. Great job, Titus. Great job, Mook.

I didn't feel a thing. That was awesome. Man, he cleared you. That was the perfect level of whelming. Yeah. Of like, oh my God, this is actually going to be fun. I can't believe it happened. Look how slow you were coming out.

You don't need to go that fast. That was so fast. Oh no. That was fun, dude. That was awesome. Oh, what a day. dude. That was awesome. Oh, what a day. My ass is torn apart, but that was a good time. Oh, my God.

It's been a real TJ. Thank you, everyone, again. Really, really couldn't appreciate you more. Oh, what a fucking great day. Hit that Venmo one more time if you haven't. Yeah, hit that Venmo if you haven't. Day was a huge success. Just another time the co.

The co is just stepping up. The co steps up. Yeah, no, we're good. Good. All right. Thank you, everyone. I feel like when I talk to Seiko last night, he's like, as long as it's very yak barstool,

I feel like we nailed that. Shout out to Seiko. Yeah, I would say so. Hey, thanks for letting me be a part of it. Yeah, Potter. Go see Potter tonight. Where are you? I'm at the Comedy Bar.

Comedy Bar tonight and Saturday. If you bring your kiss coin, you can kiss Potter. That's right. 100%. Yep, yep. So anyone who brings their kiss coin, that's a free kiss from Potter. Mwah. Oh.

That was pretty damn good. One more. A little ASMR kisser? Yeah. Mwah. Oh. Nice. Potter, I assume you're going to play some basketball with user? Yeah. Oh! Nice! Potter, I assume you're going to play some basketball with us now?

Sure. Okay. Is that real? Yeah, I don't care. You want me to? You want me to play basketball? All right, thank you, everyone. We'll see you on Monday.

Woo! Awesome. awesome Hey, everybody. Have a good weekend. Make sure to hit that link in the chat, please. We love Stanko. He's a huge part of Barstool and this show, and love him so much and we support him and we wish him the best hit the link have a safe weekend guys see you on monday love you bye