The Yak - Oz the Mentalist Returns to Blow Our Minds Again | The Yak 12-8-22
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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Why is the act? What if you showered together after the act?
We could shower together.
What if we all just stripped down and showered with one another?
Just like a nice post-game shower.
Yeah, see each other.
I mean, football players have that one up on us.
They get to see each other's dicks every day, and we kind of don't have that.
Do they still do, like, the YMCA showers?
I think so.
Hey, Shane nodded his head so fast.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was in the locker room Monday.
I saw a lot of skin.
How many dicks did you see? Wait, how many dicks did you see?
A couple.
Whose?
I don't want to get into that.
Why?
What positions?
Wait, pull up the depth chart.
Oh, offensive and defensive.
Were they good dicks?
Were they starting dicks?
I did not make eye contact with their penises.
You shower if you don't play?
I think you shower, yeah.
Because you warm up and everything.
It was guys that played.
Okay, pull up the depth chart.
I remember...
We're finding who's dick.
Let's get the snap count of who's dick you saw.
The game I went to in October, Brady didn't shower after the game.
And he was just in his...
He just changed into clothes.
So you've never seen Brady's dick?
I've not.
And he didn't shower after this game either. Maybe that his the strength his his power is that he doesn't shower brady's the longest tenured in the nfl right now right of course yes he has probably seen more dicks than some
urologists but he if he doesn't shower with the guys he doesn't at all well the guys still walk
around the locker room and dick out.
That's true.
There were a couple guys that were doing that.
Did they have great dicks?
Again, I didn't make eye contact with the dick.
Yeah, but you're aware that they were.
I intentionally saw that they were there, and that's fine.
That's what they do.
You can just peripherally see the quality of a dick.
You can.
No, I intentionally tried to avoid looking at it.
You scared of the dick?
I mean, I was in...
You didn't want to get caught bird watching.
Yeah, but also, Caleb had this take,
and KB agreed with it.
The best part about being an athlete in college
or the most fun was you all got to shower together
and horse around.
I never said that.
That was Caleb's take.
You love horseplay.
I said the antics and camaraderie in the locker room were top notch, not the actual showering.
Didn't Caleb say the shower?
I'm pretty sure Caleb said the showering and you agreed.
I think Rudy said that.
At team Jordan camp, I showered in a fucking bathing suit and got caught by the counselor who was younger than me and shamed for this.
Yes, this is a known story.
Yes.
This is old and told.
But we're going to find out what dick you saw.
Levante David.
You won't.
Was it like a real...
You'll have a tell.
Usually Cam Brate's dick.
Cam Brate was out with an illness.
Donovan Smith's penalized dick?
No.
Penalized.
Not four nets, of course.
Definitely not four nets.
No.
I mean, there were a bunch,
but again, I'm not looking at that.
Why does Donovan Smith hold so much?
He sucks, huh?
No, he's pretty good, actually.
Then why does he hold so much?
He's getting beat like a drum.
Yeah.
That was a tough play.
Brady made a great throw on that play.
There's multiple holds.
Yeah.
He's still a good player.
All right. I slowed down the dick talk with that. Yeah, that's good player. Alright, I slowed down
the dick talk with that.
That's alright. We have O's the Mentalist in at
115.
TJ, no rush, but if we could play
the clip of Che thinking the Bucks talk
was about him, it makes me
really, I love that so much.
I'm curious
what he's going to do today. Because he's
already filled me with awe and wonder.
Right.
What's past that?
What more do I need?
Does it become old hat at some point?
Do you not get as impressed?
I don't think so.
I think awe is the one thing.
As long as it's awe, you can, you're.
Did you guys get hit with the mentalist yesterday?
By the mentalist, the foodie mentalist at the party?
I didn't even know there was one.
There was a foodie mentalist that kind of came around
and did a little, actually some of the same stuff.
Well, no, we don't want to over-mentalize him.
With food?
No, he didn't.
There was nothing with food.
He just called himself the foodie mentalist.
But he was pretty cool shit, though.
Like the naked chef.
Is he not naked?
Not naked.
No?
Is the food naked?
Is that why he says that? No, no, he's just the naked chef. I used to have? Not naked. No. Is the food naked? Is that why he says that?
No, no.
He's just the naked chef.
I used to have a crush on him.
Jamie Oliver?
Jamie something.
Oliver, yeah.
He's the naked chef?
Yeah.
He had a little bit of a lisp to him.
Did he?
Yeah.
He's a tall guy.
Tall boy.
Uh-huh.
Great hair.
So we got the mentalist coming in.
That's a thing.
I wonder who he's going to get to.
I want him to dive deep into Kyle.
Y'all want to spin the wheel before they get in here?
Yeah, let's get that out of the way.
Deal with that shit later?
Good idea.
Thank you, Ron.
I appreciate that.
You're just a smart guy.
I appreciate that.
Getting smarter with almost every day.
Your wisdom is the fuel of your intellect.
Thank you.
Tommy has to have his wisdom teeth taken out.
What?
Already?
He's too young to get addicted.
He just is.
I don't know.
Oh, God.
I've never even had mine taken out.
In 2019, the Manhattan Smiles told me that my wisdom teeth were coming in.
You need to take care of this ASAP.
I never did.
So straight?
No oral afflictions.
Yeah.
They rot easier than regular teeth.
Mine hurt about once a year, and I'll never get them taken out.
Oh, I had mine taken out.
It was a breeze.
Senior year in high school.
Really?
I didn't get put under.
They were already through.
They just pulled them like a regular tooth.
I think best time to do it is like 22, 23, because that's when you can really appreciate
the painkillers.
Yeah.
I didn't use the painkillers.
Exactly.
You were too young to appreciate it.
I was too young to appreciate it.
I was allergic to whatever painkiller they gave me, or I was just sick from all the blood
I swallowed afterwards, and I remember vomiting off our front porch.
Just blood.
Yeah.
How'd you arrive at the outfit you put together for the day?
I know.
I'm like, oh, look at me.
I'm wearing a silly, like, I know that's annoying, but it is so fucking cold in here.
It's so fucking cold in here that I ran back, and just this was the first shit I saw.
You might have Raynoids.
My lips are turning blue.
My hands are freezing.
You should get an insomnia cookies robe.
It was literally in your pile.
I went digging through your shit.
That's not my pile.
That's Ria's.
This is from your pile.
Oh, it's Ria's.
You should stop selling robes and maybe just focus on selling milk.
You can't order milk with your delivery.
Really? That is annoying. You can just get milk with your delivery. Really?
That is annoying. Cookies and water.
Do they have milk there? They do have milk in the store. I would say 98%
of their sales are delivery.
Wait, they won't deliver milk? They had milk
a year ago at this time, not now.
Huh.
And the fact that they make you order like
12 cookies is absurd.
You can kind of order.
Oh, you can order whatever?
Order whatever.
Six?
Damn.
You can't order one cookie.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can.
No, you can't.
You didn't used to be able to.
Delivery minimum.
I've done two before.
Okay.
That's double what I said.
But that is a perfect order, though.
Two is what you'd want from there.
I think one and a half.
Two cookies, yeah.
No.
Two full cookies.
Is it two cookies?
I think that's the perfect amount.
I think so, too.
But I feel like it used to be like you had to order 12 of them,
which is just you have to be so high with so many people.
I've been out of the insomnia game.
I looked at an apartment right above an insomnia cookies.
That would have been cool.
It smells.
Yeah.
What's your guys' preferred type of milk?
I feel like there's going to be some variety.
For what?
For a cereal, for coffee, for drinking straight up?
Because I think those are all different answers.
Oh, I like coffee, so I don't know.
I grew up in a...
You're talking about like chocolate, white is chocolate,
and then the gap is bigger than anything in the world.
We could exclude chocolate.
That's obviously the goat.
I don't mind.
I don't like chocolate milk.
What are we comparing?
White and strawberry?
Skim 2%?
No, like unflavored, like regular straight white milk.
I used to buy milk powder.
It was Powerpuff Girl branded.
Fuck.
And I got banana.
It had bubbles on it, and I would make banana milk every morning.
We need to make an announcement. buttermilk is disgusting um the yak calendars and there is a
limited variety or limited selection i think they are live now in the uh in the barstool store
2023 is live and you uh how many are there? 1,000? 500?
500?
Less than 500.
Less than 500.
I actually want to get one.
If you want it, get it now.
Uh-oh.
So 25 bucks.
Mm-hmm.
How much is that a month?
Two something?
If I was smart, I would buy as many as possible, create a shortage, and then sell them at a premium.
It's got to be like off-white drops.
Yeah.
That might be the worst thing you could buy in bulk and then sell for a profit.
I would just feel terrible if I did.
No, you've got to hang on to those and sell them later.
They'll peak around maybe like August.
Yeah.
But for cereal, I go with a whole, or like a 2% milk.
Wow.
I'm a 2% guy.
I'm a 2% as well.
But now, because my son, we're whole milk, all whole milk, and I'm not buying a separate
milk for me.
I'm up to, I'm the heaviest I've been pre-pregnancy in some time.
Because I am a huge cereal eater.
How much do you weigh?
I reached my PR at the bathhouse a couple days ago.
Why don't you guess?
169.
Like your heaviest you've ever been?
Kyle, we weigh the same.
The heaviest I've ever been.
I weighed myself over Thanksgiving, and I was 169.
Do you want to back off there, or do you want to hit 170?
No, I had about three pounds of water weight.
There we go.
I'm like 155.
You're only like 10 pounds heavier than me right now.
It's the whole milk.
It's all the cereal I'm eating.
Yeah, you didn't have cereal.
Are you drinking?
I don't mind.
Are you having fun cereal?
Thanks for answering.
Of course.
I love knowing people's names.
Why don't you go over to her desk
and look through her purse too?
Yeah.
That's two this month.
Reese's Puffs?
Reese's Puffs.
Never been a Reese's Puffs.
Hurts your mouth.
They're waterproof.
No.
Kicks are waterproof.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, those will hurt.
Corn Pops.
They never get soggy.
You're just saying all the cereals.
What's the shiny one
that's in a yellow box?
Corn Pops.
Corn Pops are waterproof.
It's weird.
What the hell?
I get those in my sleep. Oh, they are. Yeah. No, they get soggy. No's in a yellow box. Corn pops. Corn pops are waterproof. It's weird. What the hell? I get those in my sleep.
Oh, they are.
Yeah.
No, they get soggy.
No.
Well, after a long time.
Oh, yeah.
After a while, they become like wet cardboard.
Yeah.
They get soggy.
But at first, they have more longevity in the bowl.
Yeah.
They're not a bad cereal.
Not at all.
I gave up cereal.
Why?
Yeah, I don't eat it.
I'm no sugary.
It's good, but.
I love it.
It's fantastic.
Cereal and milk is like, I don't know who the hell tricked us into thinking that that was sugary. It's good, but... I love it. It's fantastic. Cereal and milk is like, I don't know who the hell
tricked us into thinking
that that was the one.
It's better than a British breakfast.
I don't think it works.
That was just breakfast as a whole.
Like, the nutrition from breakfast
was cereal and Pop-Tarts.
Yeah.
What?
That shit is...
We got fooled.
That shit is not good.
We didn't get fooled.
We, I feel like, did the fooling.
We fooled ourselves?
No, we fooled the parents.
Into giving us candy breakfast.
That shit is a delicious candy.
Toaster strudels?
It would always say, like, part of a complete breakfast and then show the cereal, but then
there would be, like, fruit and, like, other stuff.
Yeah.
Fuck him?
Did he fuck you up?
Dude, he fucked me so hard.
Something new?
I don't want to talk about it. He's coming in here wait we're sass we did it we will put it out call no show tube let's just say this without giving anything away i'm so stupid he asked me He asked me to... He tried to guess my lock screen number.
I'm so stupid.
I forgot my lock screen number when he asked me to guess it.
And I was thinking of my ATM number.
And he guessed my ATM number.
Oh, my.
He guessed your ATM number?
He was trying to do my lock screen number, right?
And he was like, all right, you're thinking of your number.
You're thinking of your number.
Like, all right.
And he was walking me through the whole thing, and then he punches it in.
He's like, that's not it.
And then I was like, oh, fuck.
And he's like, is that another number?
And I was like, yeah, that's my ATM number.
That's what I was thinking because I confused the two. so he guessed the correct number that i had been thinking the whole
time and it wasn't my lock screen number god damn it was fucking crazy you might have to burn him
yeah mental look there he is oh my god wait let's uh is he setting something up i hope he leaves me
alone now i don't want to i don't want to do this anymore. He just did something.
He just did something about his act.
Even that one little motion was him doing something.
I don't even want to see.
Don't even look at it.
He guessed one of those.
I was wrong.
No one knows.
I was thinking of a wrong number for the thing he was trying to guess,
but he guessed the one that I was thinking of.
Did he mention the Chicago Bears in passing unrelated to you completely?
What? Because he did
that with the Bucs with Che. That's true.
Can we play that clip or not?
I want it so bad. Are we going to look at it? Let's just look at it.
Oh!
It was the hands
for me that really...
Oh my
God. What's up everyone? What's up everyone
What's up
It's seriously not like okay
Alright here he is
O's the mentalist
I didn't give anything away
From what
He said he fucked our boy up
You fucked me up I told him
So you want to sit there to start and then you can get in
I told him because I don't want to give away the video But I told him the fact that you were trying to guess my lock screen number and I'm so stupid I was thinking my ATM number and you guessed my ATM number.
That's infinitely better.
It's insane.
I told him, think of your phone code and that's like, how could you have thought of something that I didn't even think of?
How did you get the ATM code?
That never even entered the equation.
I'm so fucking weird.
Now I'm just distracting Big Cat as my guy is cleaning out his bank account.
I got to do that chase.
It's going to take a long time.
Right now.
A lot of money in there.
It's taking it rain.
Can I ask you a question?
What movie best tells the story of mentalists?
Do you know what I mean?
There's a lot of movies about mentalists and people in your world.
Are there any movies that you're like,
that's a pretty good representation?
There's one that's super creepy,
but Nightmare Alley is pretty darn close,
minus the me killing a bunch of people.
But just the way that they show the behind the scenes
of kind of how he works and how...
Is it based in truth?
I have no idea.
I don't think so, no.
I don't think so, no.
It's a good movie, though.
Guillermo del Toro.
It was kind of dark, but Now You See Me is good, but it's hyper-sensationalized.
Like the Woody Harrelson character.
I love that movie, by the way.
A couple of my boys were consultants on that movie.
But that one's a little, you know what I mean, when Hollywood kind of ups the ante.
Yeah, they did too much.
Were your boys the consultants on the sequel to that movie?
I think so.
Why did they not name it Now You Don't?
I don't know.
They called it Now You See Me 2.
I just think it's a big mistake.
Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
Now You Don't, yeah.
That's definitely been bothering you.
O's, people have been saying O's.
Yeah, apologies.
It's a weird name, man.
You've got to blame my parents.
Everyone thinks it's a stage name, like I would want to mispronounce a name.
It's a killer.
I was born in Israel, and in Israel, my name is actually not as weird as here.
So in Israel, it's Oz.
That's just how they say it.
So there, if you write my name, everyone's like, oh, yeah, Oz.
But here, it's Wizard of Oz, and I'm doing mentalism magic.
So it's like, dude, go lean into it.
So I was going to be Oz when I was a teenager. My parents were like, no, in kind of broken English, like, you're Oz. And so I'm like mentalism magic. So it's like, dude, go lean into it. I was going to be Oz when I was a teenager.
My parents were like, no.
In kind of broken English, like, you're Oz.
And so I'm like, Oz.
I really did think it was a stage name.
That's crazy.
Oh, no.
I would have been Big Cat.
I like that.
Yeah.
Or Merchant of Death.
Merchant of Death.
Yeah.
M-O-D-E-O.
All right.
So however you want to set it up, please stop fucking with me.
I'm already messed up for that.
Nah, get him again, dude.
Get him again.
I'm leaving it for the end.
Steven is the guy.
My lock screen is impossible.
Wait, did they tell you?
I cheat way too much.
What?
They tell you it's something that just dropped from me yesterday.
So my other.
Yeah, plug all your stuff because everyone should be following everything.
You're going to think one thing that's a little closer to my non day job.
What's that?
Yeah.
Over the summer, I just had a documentary drop
You can go on my Instagram
Where these guys filmed me
So this summer, the hottest day of the summer
Was August 4th
And I ran from Montauk
So if everybody knows Long Island
From the tip of New York, from Montauk
I ran two times square
In 21 hours and change
Not like a trick, i literally ran during the hottest
day and it's the fastest time anyone's ever crossed long island by foot in history and so
these guys how many people have tried yeah just one guy so that was this movie just dropped it's
called m2m manhattan or montauk to manhattan wait it has nothing to do with magic this is so i
have gotten more press in the last year you'd
be shocked like i was on the front page i had a cover story in the new york times last year i set
a world record i ran around central park more times in a day than any human in history i ran
116 miles around central park uh and i raised 116 000 for ukraine at the time in april and this was
a cover story of the new york times page two, Wall Street Journal, because it's not mentalism.
This is what I do on the side.
You're a driven guy.
That might be more mentalism.
Extra credit.
At the New York City Marathon, I got 30th place.
You got 30?
Yeah, this does.
It's a realm hop.
It's a realm hop.
Wait, you got 30th place?
Yep.
When do the Kenyans stop?
They're like one to 20.
Okay.
All right. Okay, all right.
Okay.
Damn.
What's the farthest you've ever run?
153 miles.
Where was that?
In Greece.
Oh, my God.
Not once.
I'm happy Zah's here today.
Hey, Zah.
What up?
How we doing?
You don't like this stuff.
Yeah, nah. The mentalism or the running or both or all of the above?
Nah, all of the above. Yeah. The mentalism or the running or both or all of the above. All of the above.
All of the above.
Yeah.
All right.
So check out that.
Where can we watch that documentary?
These guys did a great job.
So it's on YouTube.
It's all over YouTube right now.
And it dropped on my Instagram.
But the people that made it, a couple of guys, shout out to Robbie Ballinger, Rhys Robinson.
These guys were unbelievable.
They were like flying drones.
This guy was on rollerblades going backwards filming me.
This guy ate it like three times.
I was more worried about him dying during this run on rollerblades backwards than uh than me running
130 miles but that's on at o's the mentalist so it's not it looks like oz but it's o's oz the
mentalist yeah so everyone follow him it's oz the mentalist on twitter also instagram instagram's
my main platform i try to hit twitter but man i man, I'm not. Yeah. All right. Are you guys good at Twitter?
How have I missed that boat?
I just.
No.
It's not.
You didn't miss the boat.
Twitter's good for news and sports, live sports.
That's about it.
Everything else, it's a waste of time.
Who were you telling me is the big Bucs fan?
Who's going to.
Steven.
Fanboy on me messing with Brady recently.
He might be a bigger fan of you than he is the Bucs.
Yeah.
Wow.
He loves you.
He's been texting us a countdown
until you're in the group.
You can see the last time you were here.
I was throwing those headphones, brother.
Is he saying that it's between two Wolverines,
me and Tom Brady, as to who his favorite
guy from Michigan is?
Who's over there? You said it was Stephen?
See the mentalist.
If you are watching the next couple weeks,
I was on Monday Night Countdown last night,
if anybody saw it, the Ravens.
Steven did.
And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucs in the next week.
Oh, me?
That was the greatest trick you pulled.
It's like, how did he know that I'm a Bucs fan?
Even went from 6 to midnight in that video.
Oh, man.
All right, so do you want to do anything with anyone here?
Yeah, we could do some stuff.
Okay.
Once I end, you're going to be like, what is going on here?
Let's do this.
Tell me your name.
Adam.
Adam.
Damn, not again.
We messed with Adam.
It's fine.
I'll go again.
Who did I not mess with?
Zah back in the booth.
We have not messed with Zah in the booth.
Nick, Brandon, KB, and Steven have all not been messed with.
Not to be rude.
I came in here discombobulated.
I just messed with the guys on macro dosing.
They might have macro dosed me, and the yak pulled me in last time, folks.
They were like, do some crazy stuff right now.
I'm like, where am I?
We do that.
People across me are like, who are you?
And I started blowing minds.
Yeah.
And so-
So me, Kate, and Roe, they're all off limits.
I remember Kate.
Uncle Steve. Who's that, Nick? Yeah. Nick,. So me, Kate, and Ro are all off limits. I remember Kate. Because Uncle Steve.
Who's that, Nick?
Yeah.
Nick, how about this?
Let's get in here.
Let's get deep.
I want you to think of.
Where's the camera?
Just so I know where I'm looking at.
There's one there.
Three cameras right here.
One, two, and three cameras right here.
I want you to think of somewhere you've been on a vacation.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, I front load that because I travel for work a lot.
I don't know if you get away.
A business trip has a different dynamic
than a trip that was fun.
Now, I want you to think of a place,
the trip was awesome.
Yeah.
Top to bottom.
Now, maybe you're a guy where like,
the food's got to be good
or maybe the scenery
or maybe if you have a good group
and the place sucks,
you still have a blast.
There's all different trips and components.
This could be you at Disney World
with six of your folks.
I don't know how you roll, Nick. Do you
have a trip in mind that was very fun? Do
not make it the most recent trip
you've been on. Yes. Got one?
Got one. Okay. Now we're in a room
full of mics and whenever I do this in a
sound studio, every time you whisper
there's a way I could have heard it. Do you have a pen?
No. Okay, I'll give you something to write on.
Here's what you do. I want you to jot this down. What do you think I have a pen? No. Okay, I'll give you something to write on. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to jot this down.
I think I have a pen.
Whatever you got.
It doesn't matter.
I got a marker.
Here we go.
This is not high end.
You're going to write down two things, two components.
Were you with other people?
Yeah.
If you were alone, totally fine.
No judgments.
Slight red flag.
Okay.
Somebody with you, one of those people, I want you to jot down that person's first name
and then the place.
Where'd you go?
Either the city or the country.
So jot down person's first name and the place and show maybe one or two people.
Who'd you say is over there?
Is that Brandon?
Who we got?
And?
Brandon hasn't been.
Yeah, Brandon.
No, and Heather.
Make sure I'm not peeking that I can't see in a camera anything he's doing.
You just confirm there's no way.
We're locked in with you, O's.
We know you're not doing nothing.
You're not looking at him.
You're just locked in on KB.
Hard stare.
What is he writing down?
He just winked at me.
That was adorable.
All right, I got it.
What's he writing down again?
The person they went with and where he went.
You saw it?
I got it.
You saw it?
Yes.
It's folded.
It's going to open. It's going to open. Fold it in quarters. Fold again. In quarters. Swallow it? I got it. You saw it? Yes. It's folded. It's going to open.
It's going to open.
Fold it in quarters.
Fold it again.
Quarters.
Swallow it.
I don't know where that thing's been, but yeah.
Take this sucker.
Am I hooked in?
Yeah, you can get rid of those headphones now.
You're good to go.
I saw it.
These two.
We did.
We saw it.
Shred this sucker.
Stare into my eyes as we rip this thing.
Gotcha.
Hold out.
Hold out your hands.
Rip.
Is there anything in my fingers?
No, nothing in your fingers.
Risk me.
No, I'm kidding.
I was about to.
Okay.
Here is the question.
If you need to stand at all, too,
that mic, too.
Yeah, yeah.
We might lose the headphones.
Okay.
I've got to read on this guy.
First off,
I think
that when this place came into your mind i said think
of a trip this was not the first place that came into your mind when i said think of a vacation
you debated you were debating two or three trips yeah am i right about that yeah i could tell i
could tell and some people in this position they want to impress their fellow hosts right somebody
throws out there the power play
because I was in Tahiti.
I was like, damn, Brandon, you were in Tahiti?
Just flexing on them. I don't think he wanted to do that.
I think you've been to this place more than
one time. You were like, I don't have to impress
these people. You've been there more than once, haven't you?
Damn straight you have, I can tell.
You were deliberating when was
this trip. If you've only been
someplace once, you know when you were there.
Here's what I want you to do. I want you
to try to backtrack
and give us either the year...
What's wrong? Just hand her the mic.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay. Sorry.
Or how many years ago
it was. Okay.
Tell me the year. Yeah, tell us. It would have to be
2007 or 8.
Which one are you leaning towards?
Seven.
Here's what's going to be funny.
I think you're going to check later and find out there's actually an 08.
Is that going to blow your mind?
Yeah.
That is.
He's like, what just happened?
Who has the most loud voice in this room?
I'm curious.
Big Cat probably.
Oh, I may.
It's you?
Yeah.
Big Cat.
So here's what I want to do here, Big Cat.
You're thinking, I want to kind of preface this, and I don't want to go in.
Heather, you're next to me.
We've kind of done stuff before.
Do Brandon.
Brandon's got a lot of voice.
Brandon's got a lot of voice.
So Brandon, here's what I'm going to do.
You know what?
Throw those pieces over your shoulder.
Make it rain, baby.
Make it rain.
Nick, you could have thought of any trip in your whole life.
Yeah.
There is absolutely no way that I could have known who was with you,
where you went, any of these dynamics.
And you didn't even think of the first trip.
You changed your mind more than once.
Is that right?
Yeah.
I don't want to touch or do anything.
Brandon, I'm walking over to you.
I want you to reach into my pocket.
All right.
Aw, man.
Aw, hell no.
I got your phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is that envelope?
Can you describe to the crowd what's been done to that thing?
All right, so this envelope says prediction on it,
and it is folded and is stapled shut with many staples.
Like everywhere?
Is there anywhere to get anything in or out,
or is that stapled obsessively?
Nope, it is completely shut.
Tear it open.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to. It's pounding. I think I just open. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't want to.
My heart's pounding.
I think I just tore the...
No, no.
You just rip.
It's folded in the middle so only I can staple the damn thing shut.
Okay.
All right.
Grab that note.
Folded four times.
Stapled.
Stop right there while he's doing this.
Only one fact.
Tell us.
I don't want anyone...
There's no way we can know any details besides this.
Where did you go on this trip?
You want me to say where?
Yeah.
Delaware.
Power play. Anywhere in the to say where? Yeah. Delaware. Power play.
Anywhere in the world, this guy's going
Delaware. Read that note nice and loud.
I will read this note.
You're with a bunch of people. You're thinking of one of them.
Read the note out loud. I am picturing
a vacation to Delaware
that happened in 2007
and someone with you named
Logan.
Wow.
Wow.
You saw Logan?
Yeah, Logan Sidler.
That is Logan Sidler.
You're good, too.
I ain't bad.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
You text to see if it was 2008?
I could call my mom.
I mean, I walked in like a hawk.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck? Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Who would guess Delaware for vacation?
I like how Brandon's doing CSI over here.
I'm just checking.
He's like, is there a printer inside the envelope?
That was one of my theories.
He pits.
Brandon, how about this?
You got your phone.
Grab your phone.
Yeah.
Go to your contacts.
Well, that's.
I'm already in there in the Chuck Norris pounce position. No, I'm kidding. Go to your contacts. I'm already in there
in the Chuck Norris pounce position.
No, I'm kidding. Go in there.
God damn it.
Oh, weird. I need Zah to go.
I know. I'm sorry.
No, no.
Be careful, though.
When the staples are open like this, they sometimes cut you.
Are you in your contacts?
I am in my contacts.
I want you to start scrolling.
Now, what you said was kind of,
is this phone,
you guys hear me?
Is it,
everyone's only,
it's unusual to have two phones nowadays,
but is this everybody?
This is kind of like the whole nine?
This is my whole phone, yeah.
Okay, it's work.
There's not like a,
okay, start scrolling.
All right.
Now notice,
once you get like iPhone 14,
you're probably at the 12,
you might add 11,
then like when you're stuck,
here's what you probably did.
You probably inherited people from 10 years ago.
So when people look through their phone, most of us don't do it.
You just call your favorites or you just ask Siri.
So you're looking, start scrolling.
He's seeing people and he's like, I don't even know that person.
Just looked at one and you were like, great restaurant.
You're judging.
What I want you to do, Brandon, is I want you to be genuinely surprised.
So keep scrolling. But you're going to do this.
You're going to pick a name or a person, but the way I want to play this is I want you
to be genuinely shocked by your choice.
So here's what I'm going to have you do.
Tip it.
If I walk over, you're not going to hear me.
I'm a mobile dude, so it's kind of hard to move with the mic.
Do you want to walk to me or no?
Here's what I do.
What should I do if I want to walk over next to you? Yeah, you can walk to him. Do this.
Tip your phone down. Okay. Take your other finger. Yeah. And I want you to kind of start swiping.
You feel me? Swiping. Look, look. Can I hold this up so you guys see for a moment? Yes, please.
Is it scrolling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Big cat just impressed with iPhone
functionality right now. So start scrolling and whenever you want i want you to stop so go now start scrolling scrolling
whenever you want say i'm done okay all right i'm scrolling right now all right you're gonna look
i'm done done done right against your chest right there yeah now i want to have some clarity before
you pick a name on there i want to understand you don't have one name on the screen right now
if you take your phone and start swiping you you have a list. You have a list to choose
from.
I've been talking for a while, so it might have timed out.
So don't worry about that. It might have locked because I've been
talking forever. How big is your font?
Is it like normal, super small, or kind of
big? Normal. So most people, normal
font have like 8 to 10 names.
It might have, just check, did your
phone time out already? No, it's
good, but it... Just time out, meaning is it still on the screen?
It did time out.
That's okay.
Just unlock and go back to where you were.
Okay.
Look at that list.
It is not where you started, correct?
Right.
Okay.
How many names?
Is it roughly eight to ten names?
It is roughly eight to ten, yeah.
When you open a book, Brandon, I throw you a book, I say open it.
Where do your eyes naturally go on a page?
Middle, bottom, or top? Top left. Okay. Well, that's not everybody, man. I go in a book, I say open it. Where do your eyes naturally go on a page? Middle, bottom, or top?
Top left.
Okay, well, that's not everybody, man. I go in the middle. I always cheat.
Well, that's where I would go. Okay.
If that's what you do, that's what you do. So I want you to look at the name at the top
of your list right now where you ended up. Do you see that name?
I do.
Okay. Put your phone away. Put it down.
No chance.
Here we go. This is very unusual of me not to have a marker and something to write on.
Is there a marker around here somewhere?
Paper.
We'll get one.
We'll get one right there.
What happened to your marker?
Steven's running one in.
I've got this.
It's kind of small, though.
Yeah, Steven's running in.
Just grab a pen, Steven.
Do you have a clipboard or something, a marker?
I've got a marker, but if you've got something I could write on.
No clipboard?
You could write on. oh, this might be
Oh, there's like a pad of paper right there.
Came ill-prepared here, folks.
That's it. Yes, yes. Forget it.
Steven, we got it.
We got it, Steve.
Here's my thoughts.
One, you weren't confused.
So when people look at their phone and they have no idea who the hell it is
or if it's an email address,
it's always tough for me to do. Also, if that person has an AOL, I'm going to judge them.
I'm going to judge them harshly.
So will Heather, apparently.
How many?
Kate.
Kate, sorry.
No worries.
Testing you.
I like that name, though.
I felt good on it.
You're better Heather than me.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
I think that works, doesn't it?
I think she's been lying to us.
I believe you more than her.
Yeah, yeah.
At this point, Nick is like, lean into it.
You're Heather from now on.
I want you to think of the first letter.
Okay.
Let me ask you a question.
One word, two words, three words, four words, five words.
How many words are in this entry?
Don't say don't say don't.
You're about to say something.
How many words?
Three.
Interesting. He was about to say something. How many words? Three. Interesting.
He was about to say something.
Some people, what they do is they put a name and then the bar they met the person.
Kidding.
You're in trouble, Brandon.
Or I wonder
if this person, if you put
a doctor in there, why is there three
names, right? But maybe it's a nickname.
There's something up here.
So here's what I want you to do.
I want you to, in your mind, which word is the most interesting to you?
Just think of it.
Is it the first, second, or third word?
Just think of it in your head.
Just think, which word's the most interesting?
Want me to tell you?
No, I want you to think it.
All right.
The one that...
Got it.
Is it the second word?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I could tell.
All right, here's what I want you to do.
Second word, mix up the letters.
Mix up the letters. Okay. And then stop and word mix up the letters mix up the letters and
then stop and grab one of the letters out of that name maybe something that's interesting or just
catch your grab that letter out you got it when i asked him to think of a name you know what he did
he said k like saying okay but it was a foreshadowing you just thought of the letter K too, didn't you? Am I right? Just whatever.
You didn't write anything.
You didn't say anything.
You literally took your phone, scrolled, looked at any name on the screen.
I told you, look up any name. You say, I want the top one.
I go, damn right you want the top one.
You're in charge.
Close your eyes.
Oh, my.
Oh, God.
That's got to be right.
Hold on, hold on.
No impregnation.
Hold on, hold on.
Open your eyes.
I'm just intrigued why there's three words.
Why are there three?
Okay, hold on.
Would anybody in this room know this person?
No.
Yeah.
Close your eyes one more time.
This is just not possible. Close your eyes.
Wow.
That's something he would do.
Open your eyes.
What is this person's first name?
The person's name is Mario.
Mario.
I love that.
That's not what you call Mario, is it?
No.
So tell me, what do you call him?
Well, in my phone.
Yeah.
He was very similar to another person in high school.
Yeah.
But I say it's not him.
Oh, it's not?
Who is it not?
It's not Bucky Cobb. Oh!
It's not Bucky Cobb.
You,
can I just say something real quick?
You don't know us?
You couldn't have picked
like a worse person
to have that game with
because he doesn't save,
he saves the weirdest
contacts ever.
Like all his numbers,
he doesn't save
anyone's number here.
He just has weird contacts
like that shit.
Unbelievable.
What the fuck?
Mario and Bucky hung out a lot in
high school.
They look alike?
They've got one similarity, yeah.
Wow.
Oh.
That was awesome.
Holy shit
That was awesome
Well done
Well done
Man and how you feeling?
I don't know
Violated huh?
At least
You were the fucking
I felt bad for him
When he started doing it
Because the name it came up
Was like
That's
That's
Not a normal name
The one
The one thing
When we were trying to poke holes
It's like okay
Maybe he sees something
When we were writing
Or he can like
I feel weird right now
He fucks you up.
At least you can probably run farther than him.
Brandon, think about what color underwear you're wearing.
I'm totally kidding.
He's like...
I have no idea.
Stained.
I mean, I don't...
Above the equator.
I like how the producer's like, so when should we do the tricks at the beginning?
I'm like, do them at the end or they won't be able to talk about anything else.
Eason Point. 8, a.k.a. or they won't be able to talk about anything else. Yeah, holy shit. East End Point.
Wow.
8 a.k.a. Heather doesn't even know what to say right now.
I want to be Heather now.
Has anyone ever done anything crazy
or offered you anything to figure out your...
Well, I've had the craziest...
So this is a funny story where I did a show.
I do a lot of corporate events,
and I do a lot in finance in the financial services world
because literally I used to work on Wall street. That was my day job before
I quit and did this. And I had a hedge fund that is very big and very well known. I can't say their
name. I'm getting sued who hired me to a show. And exactly what just happened with big cat and
Brandon is I hacked their CEO's phone, like his code, his six digit code. And then I guess somebody
else's like childhood friend. They didn't talk to 20 years 20 years and i we got a frantic call my manager got a call the next day where
they were super mad and she calls me and she's like yo are they they're super mad i'm like
she's like did the show go poorly i'm like no it's amazing i like two standing ovations they
they had a blast i don't i was like i don't understand what's going on their cto their
chief technology officer got super in trouble because they thought I had hacked their systems.
So they're like, we need to know from an actual
security perspective is did he
hack our CEO's phone and what else does he
know? And they're like, dude, it's a mentalist show.
He is not a nefarious
actor.
But you could. Probably.
You needed to.
Push came to shove.
Do you ever do gambling picks?
I've had a few years where I did Super Bowls on my Instagram,
and I got them right three years in a row,
and then I ate humble pie on year four.
And it's not a psychic thing.
Everyone's like, well, how can you not get it right?
Because I'm not psychic.
I don't know the future.
Right.
I don't even, like, it's not what I'm doing has nothing to do with that.
It's grounded in science.
You know how to read people and how they behave.
Like, how did we know that he picked a K?
He could have picked any other letter.
Wow.
When we were in there with PFT,
we were in the PFT,
he changed his mind a bunch of times.
How did you know I picked this letter?
I didn't even know I'd pick it.
I'm like, because that's what I do.
Fuck, man.
I have done gambling,
but some of my advantages are neutralized.
This has been lucrative enough that maybe at some point, I'll decide that I'm going to pour all my mental energy into gambling, but so far this has been better for me.
Fuck, man.
When you were a trader, did you ever use any of—were you cross-pollinating your interests at all?
For sure.
Yeah?
Well, this was my side hustle.
So I went to Michigan
and I paid for school doing this.
It's like a big catch rate too.
My folks actually moved back to Israel
and this I paid for tuition
and everything,
like books, everything.
So I was doing this on the side.
I worked at restaurants
and I did gigs.
And so I was doing this all the time
and everywhere I go,
I just kind of do this.
Think about if you go to a restaurant
and then you start doing stuff
and the manager's like,
well, come work here.
Everywhere you go, kind of people.
When I got interviewed for jobs,
my resume said professional magician and mentalist.
You think that the guy interviewing me
or the girl interviewing me at the end
isn't like, show me a trick?
That's it, you're hired.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's true.
Wow.
I tell everybody who's got kids,
I'm like, make sure your kid learns two good tricks.
That's what I'm doing with my kids.
Yeah.
Because you have a leg up in life everywhere.
Let's say you go backpacking in Europe or Asia,
you don't speak the language. You do one crazy
trick, you got instant friends everywhere.
Or they'll, like, hang you. Yeah.
Depending on the right country.
You said you had three kids. Do any of them, do you
see any of them being future mentalists?
Do they have it? I don't know, man.
I didn't know I had it. Potentially.
One of them, right? Maybe. I don't know. Middle. I didn't know I had it. Potentially. One of them, right?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Middle child.
Middle child's a clone of me.
Yeah, I got it.
He is me.
He's boisterous, and he's me.
He's like, if you took me and cloned me small versus my daughter is just my wife, but like
a new version and adorable.
And then my oldest son is leagues above me.
So everyone, you know how it is.
You got kids.
Yeah, fuck.
They are.
But everybody's asked me, like, what's going to happen when they're older? and then my oldest son is leagues above me. So everyone, you know how it is. You got kids. Fuck. They are.
But everybody's asking me, like,
what's going to happen when they're older?
And I go, my daughter's in store for a world of hurt where if she's, like, lying to me, she's 14,
and she's like, I'm hanging out with Becky.
I'm like, look at me.
Who's Noah?
Yeah, right.
Think of his address.
I go 817 73rd Street.
I know who the hell he is.
She's not going to pull anything over on her dad.
Look at Brandon.
Yeah, he's fucked up.
Brandon's checked out.
He's like, does Mario know him?
Do you know Bucky Cox?
I do, of course.
He hit a home run when we were in fourth grade over the lights.
Don't tell me.
I know.
Oh, you don't.
You don't know that.
Does it ever come up in your marriage or anything like that?
You kind of have to tuck it away and separate church and state over there?
I try to separate church and state, but it's a very turned-on approach.
Everybody thinks this is like that movie, Dating Myself Here,
What Women Want with Mel Gibson.
Where he just hears everything.
Sticking out the whole time.
That is not my life.
I have to hyper-focus.
So it's kind of the same way.
I can't go run a fast marathon just at a moment's notice.
You got to like train, get ready.
And it's the same thing with the mentalist stuff where day to day, I'm kind of a civilian.
Back when I was on the come up, I had kind of thing that blew me up was about a few years ago.
I was on America's Got Talent.
I got third and that kind of like then I had TV show and NBC and just a bunch of other stuff.
But back in the day, I was doing this stuff everywhere just to meet people, network.
Like, you know, that's how you get your,
there's no playbook for how you become a professional mentalist.
Right.
Yeah.
Do you think there's a point in your life where you'll, like, lose it?
You know what?
I've actually been concerned about that not so much as
I think you have to stay sharp mentally.
Right.
And the running actually feeds into it.
Like, I will go do shows.
I did a show in Key West.
I've done a race in Key West where you run from Key Largo to Key West, 100 miles.
If anyone's ever done that drive, it's incredible.
You ever seen the movie True Lies with Schwarzenegger?
Of course, yes.
Like, when the helicopter blows up the bridge.
Ever since that movie, I'm like, I want to go to the Keys, and I've run it twice.
And so why do I mention that?
Is during that run, I am just, like, hyper-focused on what I'm going to do, even though I'm falling apart.
And that same zone that you get into during these races where I had heat stroke, I was a mess, I can come back from it.
Is during shows, I will run.
One of the days before that, I ran 44 miles, 6 hours, 89 degrees.
15 minutes after I finished that run, showered, shaved, bam, threw in a suit on.
I did a show for CEO of one of the top 10 companies in the world.
And they had no idea unless he followed me on Instagram.
He's like, dude, did you just run 44 miles?
I'm like, yes, I just finished.
I actually get more dialed in and in the zone by running
that it keeps my mental acuity.
So everyone's got different stuff.
When other mentalists do have similar skill sets to you,
how do you make sure that you differentiate your skill sets?
So it's almost this landscape where there's no competition because there's so few of us.
Right.
Like go to YouTube and Google mentalists and TV appearances, and there's a handful of people
that are doing all of them. It's not a knock. It's just kind of the cream rises to the top is what ends up happening because the people that can do this in an entertaining way
and keep changing what they do and evolving versus just having like one or two tricks.
So I think it's constantly growing and doing new stuff. And we're friends. It's not like even a
frenemy situation. There's so many events and people that want to like call and do stuff. And
there's so few of us that we're rarely competing with each other.
We're kind of friends with each other.
But how do you differentiate?
I think just my background being in Wall Street, knowing numbers as a kid, I was kind of like a math genius.
So my memory and my math stuff has factored in really well in how I do stuff where I can analyze things very, very quickly.
Sports betting wouldn't be a bad thing.
I have friends that are sports bettors and I kind of enjoy it but i've never i've never sat down because it's something like
you have to study yeah you can't just wing it i can't go walk in the room and no you have to
really study that and be smart about how you do it like one of the other dudes who's on this show
is a comedian a stand-up comic and he's fledgling he's like uh he sits in your seat but he's not
here today um but he's uh here today. But he's like,
there's no there's no like proving grounds for mentalists. Like nobody's going to like
open mic mentalists or something like that. You kind of have to come out and be good.
Nailed it. You nailed it. So when you're doing a card trick, if you're a magician,
when you do magic, you go practice in front of the mirror. You go practice for five years
before you do your trick once and you will kill it. When you come up to somebody, they
pick the card. Bam. I'm going to find that card perfectly.
But you said it, comedy, you never know if a joke is funny
until you go to an audience, right?
Perform and see if it's funny.
You don't know.
You could think it's funny.
Mentalism, you have to actually try to read people.
And so you're going to fail for years before you get good.
I have to ask, like, do you have one particular,
like you have to have failed along the way,
like in front of people. Do you have one time, you have to have failed along the way in front of people.
Do you have one time that sticks out that was like a flub?
Oh, I ate it so hard.
And thank God this clip probably lives on YouTube somewhere.
But I did a live morning show and it was local.
It wasn't like a big national show like Today Show or something like that.
Even though I've had things go almost wrong on the Today Show, but that's a different story.
And this woman just thought of a celebrity.
And just in the moment, I just whiffed it.
I just guessed the total wrong person.
Yeah.
And then there's like a, oh, well, did you?
She's like, no.
And then it was just, all right, well, good try.
Cut to commercial.
Yeah, my heart would explode.
It's awkward and cringe at the same time.
But you know what it is that's great?
People are at that moment, they go, oh, crap, this isn't fake.
Like if this was all faked, he would have gotten it right.
Right.
You know what I mean?
So it actually humanizes you in a certain way.
I can't wait for them to see what I did.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying.
Like I screwed up and you got that.
Oh, the inception thing.
If you guys watch part of my take later, that was true.
That was like, for me, that was like painting a Picasso
because there were so many layers to pulling that off.
And what you guys all did and just when you rewatch that video, it's going to fry you twice as hard.
It was 2008.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
My mom texted me.
Wow.
Are you currently.
You didn't write that.
You didn't say that.
There is no conceivable way anybody would know that.
You didn't even know.
That's crazy.
I like how Nick right now is like, stay away from my mom, bro.
Yeah, I mean.
Stay away from my mom.
He said that you're going to look back and it's probably 2008 he did say yeah Delaware so vague to do we do love to be as great agave damn dude we appreciate coming what it's all about chasing
your dream man I had no idea this was a possible profession that's gotten me all over the world
meet people it's it's incredible. Yeah.
You're the best.
I mean, you are.
Steven, do you have any questions?
Yeah, because I heard that you're Schefter's guy, Adam Schefter.
Dude, Schefter and me, my boy.
Big, big shout out.
I think if you look at how this all happened, the reason I'm even here at this event is
Schefter brought me into ESPN.
I'd been at ESPN a few years ago ago and then we just did all this stuff for the
teams. Blew up and hopefully
we got a lot more to come. I think this thing, if
anybody hasn't watched them yet, go
just look up ESPN
Mentalist or Oz Perlman and I did
something for the Seahawks. The clip with DK
Metcalf went ballistic viral.
Even though there is
a scene in there. You had
Uncle, you were thinking of, who were
you thinking of last time we were here?
Oh, my brother Jeff.
Your brother Jeff.
Yeah, yeah.
So there's a scene where I had one of the guys on the team think of something, and I
held his hand.
It was a little awkward moment where I said, dude, look in the palm of your hand right
now.
And he's like, okay, you should watch it.
I don't want to spoil it.
And I said, lock hands.
It's a weird thing to have another grown man hold hands with you in front of a whole team
of football players.
But I said, trust me on this.
And I said, we have never spoken a word in our life.
Same way.
I walk in this room and I go think of anybody dead or alive,
family or friend right now in this moment,
that means something in your life that made you be who you are today.
And I said,
who is it?
He goes,
my uncle Steve.
And I said,
open your hand.
And it was written on the palm of his hand.
And he just straight up didn't react,
packed his bags.
GTFO got out of that room, walked up, and left the training camp.
If you don't believe me, you've got to watch it. You can't script that.
I love in the comments.
I always love the comments that are like, that's fake, that's that.
I'm like, bro, you could not fake that.
Oh, you can't.
We shot that 100 times.
We couldn't have faked a reaction that good.
What about Chris Angel levitating Shaq over Shaq's house house i can't fake that either i'm a big fan i we stand on the shoulders of
giants i have actually been next to shack we've done a couple events together and he is until
you've been next to shack and i am very i am like to say european size my wife will say petite very
embarrassing but i'm like rounding up to five eight8", at best. Dude, Shaq can just, it's crazy how big he is.
He could palm my head and just lift me like nothing.
By the way, Steven, that wasn't a question.
You just were like, Shafty.
And when he answered, you acted shocked as if he had did it again.
You were right.
What a trick.
I have got to give a big shout out if he hears this,
but Adam Shafter, love you, bro.
He is awesome.
And then kind of all these things have happened since.
Even though if you go back, throwback, I was on ESPN.
There was this, did I tell you guys this last time?
I don't think I did.
It snowed in Connecticut.
Have you guys ever been up to their Bristol?
Has anyone ever been up there?
Dan has.
It's kind of off the beaten path.
And it snowed so much, it was like a snowpocalypse that the governor of connecticut
you can fact check this a few years ago shut down the state nobody can be on the roads until 7 p.m
so i had a hit time i went up there and there's one hotel that everybody stays at if they go to
espn and i was on uh trey and mike or mike and mike it was trey wingo and so they had me on
freaked everybody out real jay williams man jay's awesome i loved him he was everybody sleeps over
it's like a 24-hour marathon.
Have you guys ever seen that on ESPN?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't sleep.
They don't brush their teeth.
It's crazy.
They're all wearing like flip-flops.
And anyway, I do something for them.
At 7 a.m., they shut down the state.
So I'm stuck at the thing.
I'm like thinking I'll hit the bar.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Can't go outside.
So I now get a call from SportsCenter.
As I'm at the bar, just like undid my tie, chilling.
And they're like, yo yo no one can stop talking about
this can you come back and do sports center
I'm like uh yeah cause it's kind of a
planned segment and I'm like
yeah yeah when and they're like in 24 minutes
you're live on air
I'm like what so I run upstairs
throw the tie off always bring a second suit
folks always bring a change of outfit
pro move
if you're sweating if you're anything someone spills on you i switch shirts switch tie mind you i haven't even come up with
what the hell i'm going to do for another five minute segment on probably the most watched tv
show on in the country i think if you had a pound of you i'm on sports center and i do that and then
four other shows call and all day i keep doing shows and so sports center plays all day because
they can't get new talent.
Do you understand?
They can't get the normal people to interview.
Oh, yes.
So I end up being on ESPN.
I don't know how many times.
It was over 20 times in one day.
So much.
And I did one trick.
I'll show you at the end.
I don't want to spoil it,
but I do something where someone thinks of somebody famous
and I don't want to tell you what I do,
but I do it and the reveal is LeBron James,
the guy thought of LeBron.
LeBron sees this on TV
and tweets, who is this
guy, O's Perlman? He's on
more than I am on ESPN.
I retweeted it. It was like
one of my moments. I'll never forget.
I was on 20-something times that
day. Unbelievable.
Sometimes it's better to be lucky
than it is good.
Oh, man.
Do you have one more trick?
Can we get Steven in here?
Yes.
Super fan.
Get me in here.
Yes.
Look how excited he is. If you ask him to think of somebody famous, I can promise you it's not a famous person.
Yeah.
It'll be somebody famous to him.
All right.
So what's the, where can he go?
I got to stand up for this.
Oh, you should.
Steven?
Wait, you should ask him a Jeopardy question first.
Ask him a Jeopardy question.
Switch seats with him.
You need to stand up, right?
I want us to both stand.
Yeah, so we play a game that's called Jeopardy.
His last name's Che.
And it's Steven.
It's reverse.
Am I having this right?
It's reverse Jeopardy where he tells you the answer,
and it's all opinion based on Steven. the answer and then you have to, and it's all
opinion based on Steven.
Okay.
So do you have one, Steven?
You can do an old one.
You want me to do an old one?
Yeah, sure.
All right.
Is this, is this, I can't do this.
This is a mentalist trick.
No, no, no.
This is the dumbest thing ever.
Take it.
You might not get it.
All right, go ahead.
This is going to be really hard.
Yeah, I know.
Do it after we're going to do.
Do it at the end. All right. We'll tail end it. You ready? Yes. Can I come over there? Are we going to be able hard. Yeah, I know. Do it after what we're going to do. Do it at the end. We'll tail end it.
You ready? Can I come over there? Are we going to
be able to share the mic? Are we singing a duet? This is going to be adorable.
That's fine.
Be careful you're in front of the camera, Stephen.
I like your sweatshirt, Stephen.
Looks very soft.
Where'd you get it?
Bam.
I put together a list of
famous people.
Do me a favor. They're on business cards, and I want you to name some of them out loud.
We don't have to do all of them.
Ooh, Kanye. I don't know if I can keep him in here anymore.
This list is six months old. What happened?
Sorry, dude. You're out.
Ellen DeGeneres, sweetheart Tiger Woods.
There's athletes, comedians politicians singers
rappers uh highly anti-semitic no i'm kidding uh what do i do i don't want you because notice he
said names and there's different inflections when he said some of them ryan gosling what a dream
boat so i got excited he's got it i'm gonna mix these up i do not want you to just look through
and pick a favorite i want you to kind of do this random.
So reach in.
There is 50 people in here.
Grab one.
Be specific.
Be whatever.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Grab one.
Grab one.
Grab one.
You got one?
And here we go.
I'm going to get Steven.
And who didn't help?
You haven't helped?
No.
Get in here.
Get in here.
Come on.
Wait, what do you go by?
KB.
KB?
K or KB.
Are you too far or do you want to come over
Or
If I can stay here
That's fine
Whatever you want
Whatever you want
You saw all these little people
You heard some of the names
He said
I did yeah
Hold your finger up
Quick quick quick
Grab one
Go go go
Take one take one
You got one
And now this is a warning
I'm going to come over
And will you cover my eyes
Yes
Okay
Just cover me up
Okay
I don't mind if KB
And Steven show everybody
As long as I can't possibly see.
He can't see.
My hands are clasped over. There's no way.
Are we good?
Not yet. And then they've got to show KB.
I can't tell what...
I see both.
Okay, got him.
Did you do that?
Okay, put them away.
Hide them.
Do you have each other's?
I didn't know that, no. I have.
I didn't know that.
So stick it back.
Okay.
Shut it in there.
Close it up.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Same deal.
Same deal.
Okay.
Get it in there.
And close it up.
And this is the moment.
I see Big Cat thinking I'm going to do something sneaky or cheap.
So take these cards.
Mix them up.
Like, mix them down.
Just make sure he can't see anything.
Now, the list, just so we're clear. Close them up, rubber band, out of sight, out of mind.
The list is half men, half women.
Equal opportunity.
And I look at body language reads.
And I think, maybe he seems relatively happy.
Relatively.
Steven's hiding.
Steven's hiding.
Hear me out.
He ain't that good.
Scale of one to ten.
Ten is you adore this person.
You are a super fan
like Brady
or the way you feel about me.
Thanks, Steven.
One to ten.
Ten is you love this person.
Five is neutral.
There are no feelings
in either direction.
One is you actually
hate this person.
Okay?
One to ten,
I want you to,
in your mind,
kind of narrow down a number.
See, I think he likes this person.
I think you're hugging
a high seven.
Maybe you round up to an eight.
Were you an eight there
in your mind?
Not fully an eight.
Were you like a 7.4?
And you're being a stick in the mud on me?
A little bit lower.
Under seven?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay, maybe, you know what?
I got a vibe.
Maybe you used to like this person more,
and then it went down.
I don't know why.
Look at me this way.
I think, could have been man or woman,
man or woman,
I think somebody,
there's politicians there,
but they're polarizing.
Oh, wow.
You know, you missed it. They're each thinking of a celebrity.
They're each thinking of a celebrity. You went to take a leak. I'm thinking the number one. You went number one.
Number two would have been longer. Hold on. Hold on. Look this way.
He's good. Damn, he's good. Holy
fuck.
You watched the beginning
of the show. You've watched the whole thing out there. Kind of like I
started from the bottom and now we're at the top.
It's Drake, isn't it? Now we're here? Hold on. KB, you're thinking of somebody.
And I want everyone to see this.
It was Drake, is that right?
My business card. Can we see this? Which camera am I playing to?
This one? Am I in bad lighting?
Should I move over here so you can see me better?
Bam. Business card.
Business card. And scissors.
Bam.
Whoa, you had scissors on you the whole time?
Security.
These are safety
scissors. I want you to picture, KB, your person's
face. Eyes, ears, nose,
hair. Here we go. Got it.
There. There.
There.
I think your person's smiling.
I think your person's happy
in your mind.
Told you.
List half men, half women.
Generally, it's more defined.
The jawline is what gives it away.
50-50 here.
I'm almost done.
That's why you didn't college instead of studying.
Go blue.
I'm done.
I think you picked a guy.
Am I correct?
Yes.
Tell us all.
I am all done cutting with these scissors.
You might want to zoom out a little bit.
Zoom out a little bit. Zoom out a little bit.
Zoom out.
Stop right there.
What is this guy's name?
Say it.
Who'd you think of?
Who is he?
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Say hello to Arnold.
No way.
What the fuck?
Zoom in.
Schwarzenegger.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
KB.
That's how we end the show.
I was losing my mind.
Arnold Schwarzenegger on a magnet.
Stick him on the fridge.
And that is yours.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
All right.
O's the medalist.
You're the best.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Follow him on Instagram.
Follow him on Twitter.
Watch the new documentary.
You're the man.
You guys are going to dig it.
That was a fun one.
Yes.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Holy shit.
That's so impressive.
Holy shit.
I think we got to kill him.
What?
Let me see that.
But he's good at everything.
Bucky Cox.
How did he do that?
Not even his real name.
How did he do that?
I'm more stuck on the first two.
Brandon's especially I cannot figure out at all.
Brandon's blows my mind.
Because he didn't write it or anything.
How could he have known?
You were thinking of K?
I didn't really pick one, but yeah, I was around K.
Wait.
Huh.
Hold on.
He made me memorize a number when he first came in, and I still have the number.
Oh, you're going to drive me insane.
You're a sleeper cell now.
I think he just did that to fuck with me.
Oh, God damn it.
He literally had me...
Before he leaves, I want to see if...
See if it's Brandon's phone pin.
Fucking jick, man.
Holy shit.
I'm going to take a piss and I'll try to catch him.
That is insane.
He is so good.
It makes my brain feel tired.
Did we spin the wheel?
No, about a 10-minute period after mine where I just was checked out.
Oh, no. You were just scowling for mine where I just was checked out. Oh, no.
You were just scowling for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
So wait, what is the thing in common between Mario and Bucky?
We were all in the same fourth grade class.
Between them.
Mario and Bucky, they're not, no.
Mario and Bucky?
Yeah, yeah, Mario.
Unless it's Mario and that's-
Chalmers?
Well, Bucky's real name is Terrence. Okay. Mario and Bucky? Yeah, yeah, Mario. Unless it's Mario and that's – Chalmers? Well, Bucky's real name is Terrence.
Okay.
Mario and Terrence.
And Bucky?
No, that was his name, Bucky.
And he could really hit.
He was a good baseball player.
But they were both about the same size, played about the same athletic skill positions.
What size?
You're around that 6'1", 200-pound range now, probably.
They're both black.
Yeah.
But Mario is a black guy.
He's just throwing me for a loop.
Yeah.
Mario.
That's a pretty.
Is it?
Yeah.
What's some other?
Charles is the only one I thought of.
He's Alaskan.
Yeah, right.
He's a little bit of an outlier.
Who's another one?
Manningham.
I guess Andretti.
I guess the Italians are actually black.
Multiple Mario Williams, I think.
Let's spin that wheel.
Yeah.
Let's give it a spin.
Want to rip an ad first?
Probably.
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I feel weird.
I feel weird.
I feel weird.
I feel unsettled.
Game time is the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.
I wonder if you could get tickets to O's shows on GameTime.
They're probably just in my GameTime app right now.
But that might be because a function of how easy GameTime is to use.
It's ridiculously easy.
Just a couple swipes.
It's a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last-minute deals on tickets to sports, concerts, shows, maybe even a mentalist show.
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If you haven't given Game Time a shot yet,
I don't know what you're waiting for.
I think now is the time.
In fact, do it right now.
You guys are going to absolutely love this app.
You might just scroll around for fun on the Game Time app.
It's that enthralling.
We've been going to Game Time all year.
I might mess around and go to a Sixers. Oh, there's O's.
I used it to see that Hugh Jackman show with
my mom. What show?
The one with the showman? No, no, no, no. It was just
him. Really?
A solo Hugh Jackman? Well, yeah, it's he's singing
and dancing. Oh, the music man.
The music man. Oh, wait, the music
man with Henry
Hill? Like Herbert Hill? The music man? That music man? Henry Hill? Like Herbert Hill?
The music man?
Henry Hill's a good fella.
Herbert Hill.
I don't know.
Cat, was he right?
He said just keep the number.
Forever?
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, man.
He says nine years from now.
It was crazy.
He had me do like, it was like my zip code in college plus my weight plus a random birthday number of someone I know
is like plus something else, and it was just a five-digit number,
and now it's just in my head.
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Yeah, we got to spin the wheel.
That dude is good at his life.
He's very good.
He's insane.
I don't know how you start that.
If none of that really, you can't take lessons anymore.
You all right, Brandon?
I just, I feel like Zah right now.
I got a little Zah-ness.
Zah, how do you feel?
I want nothing to do with that stuff.
I have nothing to do with it at all.
That's freaky.
Oh, my gosh.
That's a little bit freaky, to be honest with you.
How about to my boy, Bucky Cox?
You're on the Astros, the Larry White Chevrolet Astros together.
Oh, I thought you meant the Astros.
Well, I'm the 9- and 10-year-old Astros.
Yeah, that was dope how in Little League they just give you the hat of the actual team.
Oh, we did.
A little hat collection.
We didn't.
That was after me.
We just wore yellow uniforms with yellow hats that said.
Astros, like an A on it or something?
We all had WP on our hats.
I grew up in West Point.
Ah, okay.
Do we sell all the calendars?
There's 30 left.
Oh, shit.
Can I see one?
We don't have any.
We don't have any.
That limited edition.
And we lost the only sample, right?
If we show the images, people can just steal the calendar.
Oh, we do have to spin.
Can we put everyone's name on the wheel except mine right now?
Why?
It's your spin. For what? I'll tell you once we put everyone's name on the wheel except mine right now Why Let's do a spin I'll tell you once we get everyone's name on there
Are you doing wheel tricks now
Except mine
Oh
I feel like he's going to pay somebody some money though
Oh yeah
We got the merch bonus
For the coin
I figured
The girls upstairs were like Who should we give it to Take me off too got the merch bonus for the coin. I figured the girls
upstairs were like, who should we give it to?
Take me off too.
Oh no, no, no.
Everyone's
spinning. It's just whoever lands
on gets it.
He asked me for the name.
Take Che off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was too pumped.
I kissed someone. I also kissed someone. Take Che off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was too pumped. I kissed someone.
This is good. I also kissed
someone. Take me off. Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Put Che back on. Actually,
I'm giving my slot to Brandon.
No, no, no, no, no. He needs it.
I'm the only one who's off. Everyone else is on.
You know how expensive dog surgery is?
I think you should be on it. Fine, fuck it. Put me on too.
Oh, a big cat on it. Alright, everyone's on
and no one can complain. Whoever it lands on should be on it. Fine, fuck it. Put me on, too. Oh, I'm a big cat on it. All right, everyone's on, and no one can complain.
Whoever it lands on, just whoever it lands on, that's who I'm texting.
I think we should do one honorary slot for Tommy Walker.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
That gives us all less.
All right, he can have your spot.
No, no, no.
Everyone stop.
It's just all of our names.
All right, go.
No, Tommy did. One spin, whoever it lands on. It's Sass. Oh, no, no. Everyone stop. It's just all of our names. All right, go. No, Tommy did.
One spin, whoever it
lands on.
It's Sass.
Oh, no, he's not even
here.
Come on, come on.
Zah, zah, zah, zah.
Yeah!
The wheel is so just.
Yeah!
It's just.
All right.
So how much money is
that?
A little bit.
It's a little bit.
It's a little bit.
Hell yeah.
That's nice, huh?
We could all just split it, though. There you go. That would bit. It's a little bit. That's nice. We could all just split it though.
There you go.
That would suck.
That's his reward
for enduring a magic show.
Yeah, that thing.
Yes.
You don't have to get
us all spicy fish,
but if you want to get
us spicy fish
as a thank you,
we would definitely
accept spicy fish
as a show.
We'd accept spicy fish?
Yeah, we would.
I actually had something
way better in mind that you're going to have to wait until next year.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Pussy.
Roommate pussy.
It's something from home.
You'll get the bonus.
It was the amount that I was like, divided by 10, everyone would just be bummed to get this.
Yeah, would it be anything specific?
Right.
Yeah. 10, everyone would just be bummed to get this. Yeah, it wouldn't be anything specific. Right, yeah.
If we all got that in our check, we'd be like,
what? Yeah, you wouldn't notice, but then
if Zaha comes through with a
fat sack and a big-ass spicy
fish roll, let's just split.
Hell yeah. Is there any way I can split it with my
booth boys, or? No, no, no.
No, no, no. This is fair. Every time you do
it, whatever you want. No, this is the rule going forward.
If we ever hit merch bonuses, it's the wheel.
All right.
I like that.
We kind of celebrate with a big spiced fish.
Is it spiced or spicy?
Big difference.
I guess spiced fruit on Christmas.
You guys ever have spiced fruit?
What the hell is that?
I had spiced fruit every Christmas.
What is it?
I've had spiced fruit. What is it? It? I had spiced fruit every Christmas. Oh, spiced fruit. I've had spiced fruit.
What is it?
It's phenomenal.
It seems to be self-explanatory.
Is it like when the Guatemalan ladies put paprika on the cantaloupe?
Oh, no.
It's made in the crock.
That's tain.
It's hot.
So it's soggy fruit.
Tain.
Soggy fruit.
All right.
Must be a me thing.
Uh-oh.
Just a touch of love.
Just a touch of love.
All right. Try again. We're in a drought. We, just a touch of love. All right.
Try again.
We're in a drought.
We're in a drought.
Did you all get?
No, I only did one of them.
I want to do another money wheel.
Why?
Because you didn't win it?
I'd just like to get some money.
Yeah.
How much is dog service?
I wanted to win that really badly.
Really badly?
You're the only one that wanted to win that really badly. Really badly?
I'm the only one that wanted to win that?
You haven't done Christmas shopping yet.
KV wants to.
We're going tomorrow if anybody else wants to come.
I tried last night.
Everything was closed.
Really?
It's the night time.
I'm taking my Pokemon card shop tomorrow if anybody else wants to come.
What time?
I want to go.
Right after Yak.
So next Friday is the eggnog thing.
Correct. Do we have to do the gift exchange as well? Yes. Do we have to do the, we're doing like a gift exchange as well?
Yes.
Because don't we have to pick names for that?
Gift exchange and everyone has to dress up.
We should go ahead and pick names.
Yeah, don't we have to pick names for who we're giving gifts or we're just buying a random gift for that?
Random gift.
Oh, I like pink.
I think it should be pointed.
I think it should be, I should have to buy Rowan a gift.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop it there.
No, I think it should be random. It should be a draft. Yeah, but. Oh, a draft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it there. No, I think it should be random.
It should be a draft.
Yeah, but.
Oh, a draft.
Gift draft.
Should we.
When is it?
Next Friday.
Should we spin a wheel to see how much you have to spend on the gift?
Oh, I like that.
That's a good one.
What's the peak amount?
$1,500.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's great.
Someone here gets better gifts than my son. Yes, that's great. That would hurt. That's great. Baby gifts500. Yeah. I like that. That's great. Someone here gets better gifts than my son.
Yes, that's great.
That would hurt.
That's great.
Baby gifts suck.
Yeah.
$3,500 in what increments?
$50.
$50.
Wow, does that add up?
$150, $200.
Yeah, that adds up, right?
I guess there's 10 of us, yeah.
It's not like gag gifts.
You're getting like-
So someone's paying $450?
I feel like there should be like $1, $15.
I think it should start with zero. Somebody should just have to be able to like make it or something why don't we do
$25 increments and then there's one enormous one let's do one big one one zero and then increments
in between in between like one and two hundred or something or yeah anytime works yeah homemade
should be one of them there's not a printer in here like a craft not a printer in there? No.
I'm a skeptic always.
He's sold his soul. The running shit was a bit much.
A little bit of both.
I can't be like I'm the best mentalist in the world.
Also, I have world records for my physical ability.
But again, that world record, no one's tried to run for money.
But still, I mean, he can
run 100 miles straight.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy. You think he disassociates
when he's running?
Or do you think he's thinking about running?
He can't be thinking about running.
It locks him into the mentalist stuff.
Yeah.
He just forgets what he's doing.
His focus on mentalism is so strong that he just forgets he's running.
Even if it wasn't a mental trick,
the fact that he still could cut Arnold Schwarzenegger's face was impressive.
Super impressive.
Just the artistic skills alone.
I thought there was no way it was going to look really, really like him.
I didn't know what he was doing.
I couldn't really see.
He's cutting with scissors.
You need glasses.
They're like cuticle scissors, too.
Yeah.
Like curved.
Does he have...
So all 50, he knows how to cut their face?
Honestly, probably yes.
All 50 what?
Is the world record for that?
All the cards of celebrities.
He had 50 cards of celebrities, and he drew one.
It was Arnold Schwarzenegger, so he cut his...
He artistically cut his face.
This shit is just, it breaks my heart.
It's tiring.
It's like nerve-wracking.
All right, where's the real whale?
Real, we already did it, didn't we?
I think the Not Bucky Cox was the best trick that he's done with our group.
What?
All the tricks were really good.
I think the Not Bucky Cox one was the most impressive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Damn. Who's here the most impressive. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Damn.
Who's here tomorrow?
Me.
I'm 50-50.
Ronan and I are here for an hour,
then we've got to go to Teterboro to get to Providence.
Yeah, I'm 50-50.
Philly, tomorrow night, happy hour,
plus Ruff and Rowdy at Barstool Sansom.
Wow.
For the Army-Navy game.
Wait, Ruff and Rowdy's going to be on at the bar?
I think so.
Hell yeah. Barstool Sansom, if you're in Philly for Army-Navy game. Wait, Ruff and Rowdy's going to be on at the bar? I think so. Oh, yes.
Marshall Sansom.
If you're in Philly for Army-Navy, come check it out and say hello.
CBT, Big Ev.
I think Kelly in Vegas.
Carl from Chicago.
Heather will be there.
I mean, I think that's your name.
I think I...
You wouldn't make that flub.
No, he wouldn't.
I said it three times and you accepted it the first couple times.
I did.
I felt like I had to.
I feel like he would know. And it feels light and feathery and I like it three times and you accepted it the first couple times. I did. I felt like I had to.
I feel like he would know.
And it feels light and feathery and I like it.
Feathery Heather.
Yeah, big weekend for Barstool.
We got the Rough and Rowdy Friday night.
You got a pretty crazy fucking schedule.
I do.
We're doing Rough and Rowdy Friday night in Providence.
College football show on Saturday in Philly.
Dave and I are then going to Patty the Batty in Vegas.
And I'll be back here Sunday for streaming.
Holy shit.
Sunday.
Wow.
That flight back from Vegas is going to suck dick.
Yeah.
It's private, though.
Oh, it is private.
But honestly, I would almost rather have a first class ticket on a regular plane than a private.
So you can lay down fully.
On a private, you'll still be sitting.
At least you could take your balls out on a private flight.
It's going to be quite a... Pen plane has a couch, though.
Not that one, I don't think.
It's going to be quite a 48 hours.
Who else is on the flight back from Vegas?
It's me, Robbie, and Max Delonte, producer of the year.
Yeah, you did win that.
No, but I'm fighting Max for Tyler Miller's honor.
Oh, yeah.
I've got to give you all a shout-out.
That nine-minute video you did with the third floor was really fucking funny.
Oh, thank you.
Very funny.
I would watch the 42-minute version of that.
Oh.
I never will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those mics were dumb as fuck, though.
What were those mics that
you guys were all wearing that were just flashing red and green i guess seasonal they're they're way
better than uh the mic technology sucks yeah audio is they're slack and no one wants to do it is the
problem to do it lavalier they didn't need a better name for that yeah that's like hors d'oeuvres
make it easier name.
Lavalier, yeah.
What the fuck?
You think for as long as we've been doing this, too, it would be easy?
And every single time, I'm like, what do I do?
I don't know how to do it.
Yeah.
Ad technology. Wait, so should we figure out who's giving what gifts now?
Tomorrow.
We have another ad to do, don't we?
Oh, we got to do the other ad.
Yeah.
I have a guest coming in in a second.
The calendar sold out.
When does a pick-em show?
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, quite a pick-em.
Oh, yeah.
It goes gone.
That's crazy.
He was like, hey man, I'm out of here.
And I thought he was just leaving. I was like, alright man, see ya.
Between you and me, what's he doing?
He's going to work for a competitor.
Oh. Yeah.
Dang.
Hopefully he finds the happiness he's
searching for.
That's what it's all about.
Definitely hope for that.
Definitely hope he finds the happiness
he's searching for. I wish that for all of you guys.
My guest is here.
Lovely round.
Do we have one more ad?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to do that.
I paper airplane my shit.
But it was your best paper airplane of the year.
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Alright.
Good shit, Brandon.
I thought he was coming in at like 3 o'clock.
That's not Max Duggan. Oh, it's not?
Who is that? It's Will Levis.
Motherfucker.
That's Will Levis?
All the shit you talk, bro.
I didn't talk no shit.
All the shit you talk.
Oh, shit.
Say it with your chest, Brandon.
I'm going to find it all.
No, no, no.
I didn't talk no shit.
No, no.
Oh, what?
Show's got to end.
What?
You didn't talk no shit?
Listen.
You've been shitting on that young man for fucking months now.
Kentucky fans, do y'all want to apologize to me individually about Will Levis or all at once?
Not a big deal, but I tried to tell you for months.
No, no.
That doesn't.
Five teams that lost this weekend.
Oregon, Illinois, Kentucky.
Will Levis stinks.
Oh, that's.
That's.
Yikes.
Oh, Brandon.
I'm saying he was beating the drum for months about this dude.
Oh, my God.
I'm sure he didn't.
Brandon.
Sheesh.
That's who's out there right now?
Not right.
That's awkward.
The young.
I hope he's not.
Can we do a little split?
But he says, thank.
It's enough.
It's enough.
That's enough.
It sucks.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
You're a grown man with the axe to grind against a child.
This is actually concerning.
Oh, my God. You're obsessed with this dude. Yeah. You're like, people with an axe to grind against a child. This is actually concerning. Oh, my God.
You're obsessed with this.
Yeah, you're like, people are obsessed with me online.
It got in my kitchen about it.
I had to defend my take.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right, we'll see you for tomorrow.
Who's the mentalist?
What a guy.
I see how it flies. eyes. See you tomorrow.
Thanks for buying the calendars.