The Yak - Peeping Kate is Caught in a Pickle | The Yak 1-13-25

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in Robak.com promo code Yak. Q-Zips, Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, Robak. com promo code yak qzips pull those hoodies joggers shorts row back dot com promo code yak. I'm actually wearing one of the new row back hoodies right now. So comfortable. Super comfortable. That voice you heard right there is Mark Titus aka the biggest beta pussy of all time. I was a yes until about last night. Men used to go to war. Yeah You are such a pussy for cheering. Mm-hmm. I mean I I sports I do love Titan

I'm taking this because he is humping a football. Yeah, I will say like I wish we had to do over Yeah on the celebration. So yeah Gays should have ever seen whole countries dying and they only feel passion when watching men touch each other and what was the other one? These had like thousands of retreats. It is utterly embarrassing how men have become bystanders of fake combat instead of active martial Participants what does that mean? I think it means that like Titus is a fucking loser because he watches other guys play football instead of getting into fist fights. Yep. I should be...

Yeah. I should have gone out into the streets and just like fought people. Yeah. Instead of... Yeah, like those guys. Those guys aren't doing that. That was so lit. But the Tate celebration, you played again? Yeah.

Makes it so perfect because I... He's a lawyer! Hold on, pause it for a sec. I saw these tweets and I was like alright these are like some you know Andrew Tate adjacent like real men shouldn't watch other men play sports kind of guys and I like this is a ridiculous take and then I watching Tate celebration I was like do these guys have a point yeah they're on to something thousands of people are agreeing with this, we're in the wrong. Yeah, run it back.

And then two days later, there's the picture of Titus getting kissed by a man. I was trying to go arm around, I thought we were going to bounce up and jump up and down. Right, together. So I go arm around the shoulder, jumping up and down, and then he starts just fucking thrusting. Yeah. He had his own idea. He's throwing off my rhythm, jumping up and down.

So then I had half a mind to like thrust with them, but then I Like no, I don't want to jump I want to thrust and I was like, yeah, but that's right where I'm like I think this guy's got a point. Yeah That wasn't a loving oh, oh yeah, oh Man I do love it though that take like you just can't watch can't watch football. Yeah, and then I get that Yeah, that guy's happy as fuck I went to dinner with the wanton Don on on Friday night, and I guess it was Saturday night Friday night Yeah, game was Saturday night and this guy guy comes up right as we were closing the tab and he throws his coin down. He's like, Titus.

And I was like, ah, shit. I just stood up and went right for it. He's like, can I get a picture? I was like, yeah, sure. And I just went right for it. Held it for like five to ten seconds because his wife was taking the picture. The second I got done, they were both like, we just kind of wanted a normal picture to be honest. But thanks for the smooch.

That's usually what happens with the yak kiss coin is that our fans want us to know that like if I could, if I wanted to I'd make you kiss me right now, but they're not actually looking for a kiss. Right. I want a picture. They just want you to know. Right. I've overdone it, but I always just go right for the kiss. That's what I did. I didn't even ask. They never played the coin. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Just, uh, I'm excited to do it. I like, no, I did I'd even ask is they never played the coin. Yeah. Yeah, just I'm excited to do it I'll never kiss. No, I know I'm excited every time. Oh, it's a lot. Yes. Yeah. Yeah kiss a lot of dudes These guys I French. Yeah, you will. Yeah come to the uh, come to the national championship stream Nick

We'll get you know, yeah taken. Yeah, just guys guys. Oh make yeah, I guess yes make out Fights Just guys. Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah. Just make out. Nah, I'm too busy fighting other people. I feel like you guys do, huh? Too busy fighting other people. Yeah, we got fights. That's the only way to redeem yourself. You have to get, you have to thrust on him this time. Or you just punch him. If you're really... Just knock him the fuck out.

We should fight each other? Yeah. On Monday? When you get excited, just hit him. Our team won, let's square up. Just fucking beat the shit out of each other. No, they have a point. They have a point.

It was kind of gay. It's got to be such a sick life to be like, I don't watch sports. Beat the shit out of each other. No, they have a point. They have a point. It's got to be such a sick life to be like, I don't watch sports. I just, and I don't come. Yeah. So what demo? I don't have a girlfriend. What demo is that?

That was up to that? I think, doesn't it seem like it's the online man's man. Yeah. So alpha, that they could never imagine watching another man Arthur I mean, dude, you can't you can't come in a titan titans. Is that that be your profile picture? That's a strong job Christian painter for the warrior. He's a warrior. Whoa, what's his website going? What's going on on his website?

Wait, how many followers look at our work? Should we start fucking with warriors should we buy some we have Wait this guy's a paint paint. I does art Okay, clearly he was projecting I think that's immaculate The awesome scroll down is just like one dude sucking another dude off that's what warriors used to do battle But they got their backs turned to a football game Dream of watching that but I will suck And Brandon's back yeah, hi good to have you back good to be back. How long we got you for

At least a week, maybe credit to me. I only said you weren't built for it one time Man, I was trying to do the yak the other day with with all that shit going on and I just had to leave I went and laid down and I slept for three hours here I drove home and then I was just I think I had the flu I was out of it for three and a half four days It was bad. It was a bad one. It was very bad because I actually thought you were having a stroke. I'm gonna send TJ our text.

This was when you were, I believe this is when you were driving home. Yeah. And I legit thought you were having a stroke. Yeah. Because you were down real bad. What did you have? I, it was either the flu or maybe the COVID, I don't know.

Whatever, whatever it was. That neurovirus. I never got out of the house. But I didn't, I got home after doing the Yak on Thursday afternoon and I didn't crank my car again until this morning. I never, I never left the house. It was, it was bad. Vomiting, throwing up.

Diarrhea. And puking. It was, it was all of it. The diarrhea didn't come to the last day It was a lake of anything down. No not for not till Saturday night. So you were drinking then puke Yep, I had that like maybe a month ago. That's a bad feeling. I got over it a day, but that's it's not a competition Yeah, not a competition. You don't know that you had the same thing You don't know that you had the same thing I had. Not a competition.

I had... Stating facts. Not a competition. I had all kinds of stuff. Can you hear me? I still sound fucked up. Do you think the timing of this affects your rankings for college football? I don't think so.

To me, it makes me hurt for college football. The fact that I was beset by this during the college football playoff is really a loss for college football, not for me. Do you think the ratings were not up to par because you weren't involved? I think it can be pointed to, yeah. I think you've got to point at it and say, what happened? Only 17 million watched Penn State and Notre Dame. Again, not a competition, but when I had the same thing that you had.

Don't think you had the same thing. My body made sure that I only had it on Saturday, the one day off a week. I wasn't anticipating you making this a competition between yourself and me not you kind of just will you will it away I literally was like I woke up Saturday morning started puking and I was like alright, dude You got 12 hours to do this and I just fucking you activate the fuck out of it Yeah, you're a professional in 12 hours. I would like to back to work right stay I would like to thank Kate mark Kyle Nick and Danny for to send me a text checking on me and seeing if I was Okay, I say you attacks you did not yeah, I did. I don't want to interrupt your last

You said I'm sorry. I'm bad sick. I said why I think the why was because you said I'm sorry I didn't get that I'm bad sick before and then you wrote back Drinking gone You were hamming it up. I was supposed to be driving. Now we need to know your text policing sickness. Oh me. You just did. Yeah. I didn't know. I was trying to make him feel bad for trying to make me feel bad about being sick. He tacked off. This was he served it. I was just returning serve. I thought you were upset that we didn't send you a text. I don't think you understood the sentence I said. KB didn't send you a text. I don't think you, you understood the sentence

I said. KB didn't send you a text. No, I, he obviously didn't, but I was saying that he, he, Kate, Mark and Nick did and you didn't, you were the only one that didn't. Well, no KB. No, he didn't. None of you did actually, but I'm not, I told you, I didn't want to interrupt your vacation. Right. Not like you were having your time off. I didn't want to get involved in your Christmas you're having right you're I didn't want to time off I didn't I want to get involved in your Christmas shopping yeah yeah really giving you time to yourself I was gonna text you about football but I seemed you didn't watch I'm gonna have you back though I'm all right thank you 3925 hey what is a wins big game boomer what happened to him when the rankings coming out I went he's taking a step back a little bit. Yeah, what happened? I don't know.

I think he's just probably got tired of everybody's bullshit. So he hasn't really tweeted as much as he used to. Wow! Whoa! That was a bad burp or whatever just happened to him. I keep waiting for the top college football personalities at 2024 list. I think he perfected it last time he did it. That would be if he retired and that's it, he'll have it forever. That's the definitive list going forward. I don't really see how that would improve or change. He got to number one, yes, hi.

And you did get, pardon my take, college football expert? I did. Did you want to say anything to the people who listened to you on Pardon My Take, and the last thing they heard was you saying, I'm going to take Penn State because Drew Aller doesn't make mistakes. You know you win some you lose some I did pick Ohio State to win the national title

and I said they would beat Texas by two touchdowns and that's exactly what happened. So our play was huge. Yeah it was huge it was gigantic. Yeah yeah it did occur to me that Drew Aller did the exact opposite thing that I said he was going to do. But that's on him, really not me. But you're also part funny man, and that was funny. Yeah. So you're just doing your job. Yeah, it was satire.

So now Ohio State plays Notre Dame, and that's going to be a useless exercise for everybody involved. Oh no. It is, the Ohio State's won. They're gonna kill them. So, were you able to watch ball this weekend? Yeah, a little bit. Alright. Good. What happened? Uh NFL games weren't that good. Uh that's about all I watch. Sunday night game was good. Yeah, Sunday night game was good. Yeah. Off tournament was good. Mississippi State lost to Kentucky. that was disappointing. Yeah, Jay Sunday football

Great game. Just like we all hope for Take the law. It's hard enough. You don't care that it was a great game. Do you know I wanted to win 77 enough and No, it sucked. We it was a competitive game, but Jane Dan was the best player on the field. It's pretty clear. We beat ourselves with the fumble on the jet sweep and the insane third inches handoff with the bad snap. So it sucked. I turned, I think, the big cat that I said to you, but it felt like in the fourth quarter, it was like last team with the ball is going to win.

And they were able to run the clock out pretty much. Getting going to those sucks. Yeah from 37 Che did two things last night That are still baffling one is he unveiled a new voice. I don't even know if we have that well You have a new voice Yeah He did like a weird voice when he started panicking the fourth quarter that I still don't really understand where it came from and the other one was

Probably one of the most egregious fan things I've ever seen the commander scored a touchdown and Chages yelled flag and there was no flag and everyone in the room was like wait what and there was never even a flag Or even like a question of a flag. He was just he was hoping for yeah Yeah, I made everyone stop you like wait what the fuck you can't call a false flag We do that all the time if you can if you're taking a guy that got in trouble Yeah False flag Jay. Yeah, I don't know what your voice your new voice is weird Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yeah, sometimes you just need a new voice started panicking

What does the new voice sound like? I can't even remember. I got to find it. I can't remember what it was. Was it when there was a fumble or something like that? Ask Evo or Jack McCarthy if they can find the new voice clip, because it was unsettling what he was doing. I don't even know what it was. So it wasn't just a one time he let out a yell.

No, he was conversing in the new voice for a little bit towards the game. But yeah. And I think it was a fumble I don't remember yeah we'll find it did you do a Gruden debriefing how did he enjoy his time in the cave I think he liked it I think he's I don't know if he I think it was a lot for him. There's a lot of football Towards the end he's like you guys just literally sit here and watch football for 10 hours. It's like yeah But I think he liked it. Yeah, I mean he had some great stories. He had some games he brought I Gave him some Che lore that kind of blew his mind the auto payment automobiles

Situation mm-hmm. He's just now getting into the walking dead. Yeah, he said. Oh yeah, I saw that clip. He likes how they snarf the people up. They snarf them right up. That is one of the best parts of the show. We also had, I think the one moment where he was like, what am I doing here was on Saturday night, we were watching Steelers Ravens

and Mike Tomlin is in the John Gruden coaching tree like he helped Mike Tomlin get his start in the NFL. I think they're very close friends and he was sitting next to Jersey Jerry who kept on saying that Mike Tomlin has a pussy for a dick and I think Gruden was like well I have no friends left. Yeah yeah that felt like you could smell the bridge burning. Yeah, yeah. But Jerry did change it. He has a dick and a pussy, but no balls.

No balls, yeah. His pussy is where the balls would be. With a dick above it. That could be. That could be lovely if he had a dick. I think I'd always be hard. Yeah. Yeah.

Being that close to a pussy. And then you wouldn't be able to bend you wouldn't be able to yeah Yeah, it would be the ultimate form of a paradox. That's pure hell. Yeah, cuz I would be hard if I was touch Hmm, I think you would play then you would Yeah, if you had probably only thinking about your dick you also have a pussy, right? Yeah, I think you would I think you'd play just the tip with your soft dick But like then it then you'd be rubbing it would be hard with your dick you also have a pussy right? Yeah I think you would play just the tip with your soft dick. But like then you'd be rubbing and it would be hard but then you couldn't reach it. Would you jerk off and finger yourself?

Yeah, I already do. I think it would evolve to defy physics. I think the dick would end up curved like a Dothraki sword. Yeah that was a moment where I think Rune was like, what the fuck am I doing here? He basically was doing our Brandon bit, but it was like real. Yeah. Whereas like ruining all his friendships.

That's pretty real for me. No. Art hasn't texted me in like two months. Tiny dick? Yes, tiny dick. Hmm. I wonder what he's doing. Now art hasn't texted me in like two months time. Yes tiny What he's doing no idea project hanging out with his real friends y'all Chased him off He's got friends you up you brought another yeah, you text him all the time

You're lying text him all the time But yet you brought another friend art to the office and you were like Nick is my buddy art and I was about to say He said not that art. No, it's different. Yeah, that confused me, too Yeah, two arts. I have two arts. Yeah, well shit. Yeah, they both are Thursdays. Oh, this is I don't know This is Chicago art and that's a Antioch art. Ah, yeah, Chicago arts good good guy. No, he's the gay orgy guy. No Bukaki art no He doesn't partake in him, he just puts them together. Yes, he's an organizer.

He does an e-vite. Make sure you check your emails on Friday afternoons. So I'm just going to go out and I'm going to befriend the gay guy that has a dick and a pussy and see how you guys and so on. You're going to call him straight? Yes, straight. He's a legend. see how you guys insult him. You wanna call him straight? Yeah, straight. Yeah. I think he's a legend. They call him Sishat.

Straight. Straight as hell. How was everyone else's weekend? I called 911 this weekend. What? Yeah. Whoa. Like 3 a.m., some dude was just screaming

help outside the window. So I went outside, didn't see anything. And called 911. Whoa. And it popped up on the Citizen app. I made it on the Citizen app. Wow. Shit. When you heard him, you obviously had a distinct notion of which direction it was coming from. Yes.

You checked that direction and he wasn't there? I didn't see anything. I went out on my porch. I didn't want to go too far out. But it's, yeah. He sounded like he was down the street or? What a rush. In your... No, no. He sounded down the street. Okay. But it wasn't like help. I'm being attacked. I thought it sounded not, yeah. You sound like he was down the street? What a rush. In your. No, no, he sounded down the street. Okay. But it wasn't like help, I'm being attacked.

I thought, it sounded medical to me. That's like that, what's the name of the woman? The famous story? Kitty Genovese. Kitty Genovese. When like all the people in. Everybody heard it. How did you?

Huh? Good pool cake. Yeah, thank you. Wow. It's the famous story of like the woman who was getting attacked in New York City and all the...there's a psychological study about it. Bystander.

Yeah, bystander. And everybody thought everybody else was going to call, but nobody called. Nobody called and she ended up getting a murder. Again why Chris Daughtry was eliminated from American Idol. Everybody voted for their second favorite because they knew he was safe. Same. Same. Exactly the same.

Yeah, the bystander effects. Like, oh, someone else will take care of it. Yeah. I took yeah, exactly. Yeah the bystander effects like oh someone else will take care. Yeah Mm-hmm. I took care of it and then the rush I felt when it's like black that popped up on the citizen app No, they come to your door the what the the crew the police no, okay? No, I didn't give my address. I said I hear it in this area and maybe they took care of it Maybe you saved a life this isn't that or not that just didn't know. Yeah, I'm a hero You might be a hero nothing on the news about a body. You might be a nuisance Maybe you took the police away from something they really needed to do could very well be the citizens app is just

Like for Karen's and people with anxiety to further their anxiety. Yep You just want you're just watching it constantly Yeah, yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, I think I'd rather just live oblivious. Yeah, during COVID, it'd be like there's someone 30 feet away from you who's infected. I don't need to know that. Yeah, I don't want to know that shit.

I'm in the neighborhood, watch Facebook groups, and whenever there's something spicy, I screenshot it and I send it to Pat right away. Like, ooh, look at this app. That's where the real Karens go, because real real Karen's also have trouble navigating the app in the phone They do Overwhelming you have to pay per month on blur the pedos on the citizen app. Oh Yeah, the pedos are blurred Yeah, that's a wall pedo citizen But it makes it fun because you look at the blur just like does that my fucking neighbor

You're like squinting at it to try and see wait how many pedos you have living around you That's crazy. But it makes it fun because you look at the blur and just like, is that my fucking neighbor? You're like squinting at it to try and see. Wait, how many pedos you have living around you? It's kind of a gathering. Really? Yeah. Shit, pay while the pedos? Yeah, that should be free.

Yeah, that's information you'd need to know. And then you can only listen to the first 14 seconds of the scanner. Ah. You gotta pay for Citizen Bro. Maybe that guy screaming, finally unlocked the pedo feature, help! Pedos all around!

Yeah, right. All right, so you are a hero. No follow up though? We don't know. None. We don't know. None, and I don't know how to find it. That's bold of you to go outside.

Yeah. Just porch, just porch. Oh, okay. That's outside though. Yeah, cuz that could be someone screaming help, and then you come out And they're like yeah, gotcha help me get a guy on the floor shit. Maybe not for me. Oh, we robbed this guy. Yeah When you guys moved out here, did you uh search how many pedals live in the area because I did Because they're hitting one more Yeah, because I did. Because they were getting one more. Why do you brag about it like that? Yeah, how many live near you? I don't remember, but the number was low enough where you're comfortable.

And you can see like the address. Is it anywhere in the neighborhood? And it was nowhere close to the home. What's the number that's low enough? I don't exactly recall. But I do remember when I was doing like home buying research to like look in the areas and search number of sex offenders, all that stuff. It's never zero.

It's never zero. No, yeah. But you can see like, you know, these cross streets. Are we talking like any in your like specific suburb? Yes. Like how many? Or no, not specific suburb, but like, or yes, in the zip code I believe it was.

But those are the ones who just got caught. Yeah. Those are the ones making the move. The profession. Those are the bad pedos, yeah, the pedos that are bad at. Those are the important and the unsuccessful. I would rather my pedos be klutzy and be caught

than be slived. So if anything, it's, you know, it's a sigh of relief. Yeah, to be surrounded. Shitty pedophiles These pedophiles suck. Yeah, if you live in a zone where there's no documented pedos, you're like shit They're all hiding in the good ones. I gotta believe I wouldn't get caught That seems avoidable I Don't know man, there's so many of those. Have you looked at the map?

No. Oh, the red dots. It looks, yeah. It's shocking. There's so many of those citizen pedo guys now trying to get them. That's becoming a problem. Yeah.

I almost said just as bad. They're bad. Well, they're obsessed with pedophilia in a different way. They're obsessed with, they don't care about the victim. No. They want YouTube numbers and to don't care about the victim. No. They want YouTube numbers and to wallop a guy. Correct.

Like a Chicago crew of teens just walloped, set somebody up and walloped him. Really? But he wasn't even a pedophile, he was just gay. Oh. Yeah, they pull up like the SWAT team and they don't even, they don't give no one time to speak like Bradley Martin in them. Oh yeah, they just go and start punchin'. That's a very interesting thing to think about society-wise, that that's become a brand of content.

It is like your last leg of relevancy. Yeah. It's more manly than watching football, I think. Yeah. Like that's a... True. We put it on the Planko board, we have to go out and catch a pedophile and beat his ass.

We should catch one. We're not gonna have to go out, we can find one here, probably. You think? We should catch we're gonna have to go out. We can find one here problem you think We should catch one and put them in a cage right behind That's our there's Oz underwear there's our pedo We have to catch one like a cartoon with like a box on a stick or something yeah to do it old school What do you what Brandon? What's wrong? I just sat up. Oh.

Yeah, but that's something you don't really do. I'm gonna sit back now. You gave up your pillow. I always give up my pillow. Really? I don't use the pillow. You do? Yeah, I never use the pillow in this chair.

I like the pillow. This chair is barely big enough for a pillow. I have no idea why there's a pillow in this chair. Look at how well I fill out this chair you do Now all of you are sitting on pillows like idiots. I like it. I like mine on the side side pillow I go back. I move mine around. Yeah, what shift it up throughout the show me. I am It's just me in the chair. Where's your pillow Danny took it? That's right behind you I'll tell me those cars characters. Can you name Brandon on your oh?

I got him wait remember might be the only one I can get This cars too all right Shit This is all cars lightning McQueen tow mater tow mater Wow, you're just doing the easy ones hold on sandy It's Cruz on there. I don't see Cruz. Cruz isn't in cars one. Oh, it's just cars one. There's

Doc. Doc. Doc uh Hudson. Okay. Um I think that's all I got. That was really bad. Yeah. Well, it's the it's the I don't know all their names either. Okay. The husband and wife, the only thing and then there's is Enzo Ferrari no that's cars 3

your cars too no what are the guys names that love the for okay whatever that's to your pee oh the Italian guys tires we know yeah yeah shit that's my hoodie learn more Sarge Sarge. You wanna take it home and study it? I have no idea why TJ's not zooming in on it but that's fine. I gotta get better at my car's names. You're doing just fine bud. I have a not a hypothetical. Say you say you have a neighbor. I'm a big window watcher. Okay. I'm always looking out the window. Home today, cause my kid's daycare teacher was sick,

so home with my kid. Frosted glass. I think my neighbor thinks no one can see. Oh. When I tell you every detail of their body. Ah. Oh. Huge window. Every detail of their body oh Huge window mm-hmm

In the sunshine at night. It's like a blur because I've seen like the silhouette in there at night Every detail well should I write them today? I was like I have to write them a letter and be like hey But then would you rather know if it was you would you rather know or not know write the letter in Mandarin scripts so they think it's a Chinese person okay yeah male or female matters big time I don't want anyone to know who knows where I don't like I don't know before you say I'm envisioning it like the hottest woman ever yeah if it if it's dicking balls, you gotta make them stop. Yeah, like the hottest woman. If it's the hottest woman, fucking hot woman.

Nice tits, don't say a word. She's really hot? That's a wonderful shit. Hot tits? Oh my god. I'm just saying, it's like. Wait, Kate, we should come to your place. Yeah.

We'll take care of it. Well, we get like, I'm right off a main street. And so like a lot of like construction, it's like a waiting spot for like vehicles come and go throughout the day. And like when I'm telling you, my job, and so a lot of construction, it's like a waiting spot for vehicles come and go throughout the day, and when I'm telling you, my jaw, I was feeding my son, and I looked up, and I was like, oh my God. And they're fully naked?

Wait, a naked woman? The shower is in the window. The hottest naked woman. It's like an old ass apartment where I think the landlord just didn't give a shit, and it looks like it's frosted glass. You could see every, and I was like, oh my God. But then I was like, if it was me, would want to know or what I want to just live in ignorance

and then I was like well what if some creep sees it and then she gets murdered well you told us you said you see all the details what were the details I'm just saying I'm in a pickle cuz I'm like and then what if they have a ring camera and then what if I'm the weirdo for telling her you're reporting but wouldn't you want to know if it was you I think you're naked in front of a window you naturally have a feeling. She might just be into it. Into it, yeah.

Did the beef tell you to just wait it out? He's like, oh, I've known for months. He's been into it. No, but I was like, Pat, there is like, oh my God. And we were both like, holy shit. But I think I might include that in the letter. Like, hey, but if you do know, doesn't bother me, you keep doing you.

What's the body? Better than mine. Which is tough to than mine Which is tough to beat which is tough to be scrapped into like a sketch artist a criminal I'm just saying 36 double D That's what I'm thinking Like they were like shaving their legs in the way like you could see at like everything you could see everything and I'm like I gotta get over there today It's their back is right in the way it's like right there. So it's I don't know

You know what you need to do you take a video of it and then send it to us And then go over and be like hey look I got this video And here are the guys watching it. Yeah. Which of the guys do you like? Yeah. Do you like any of these guys more than a friend? OK. And then C.

All right. Do you like like any of these? Yeah, I think you have to say, ah. Oh, actually, I don't think you say anything. You 100% say something. No, I don't think you do. No. They have to know.

I would not say anything. I think it would destroy me If I felt like I had no idea and then someone wrote a letter I'd be like, oh my god How would you have no idea though? You know, just find out their birthday and buy them curtains Okay, you run the risk of it backfiring where instead of being appreciative of you telling her she's gonna be like Why did you wait so long to tell me? Yeah, right known this for how long it's like when somebody has a booger or something Yeah, I was gonna I just today I happened to look over and oh my goodness to be like, why did you wait so long to tell me? You've known this for how long? It's like when somebody has a booger or something stuck in their teeth. I was going to be like, I just today, I happened to look over and oh my goodness, I was like trying, I don't know.

I think I'm going to tell her. You live in an apartment building? It's like a condo complex. How many other people do you think would have that view? Like eight other townhouses. Is it a? At least, at least a lot of people. Cute, like that's a naked person or is it crankable? Yeah, is it a like is at least at least a lot of people cute like that's a naked person or is it crankable yes so beef is actually broken broke

hook so he hasn't told us wait are you is your silence meaning that it's crankable oh it sounds like it's like I was stunned I was like, Oh my God. Yeah. Be sure to wash her hair. And like, Oh my God. You know what? Herbal Essence commercial. Oh, I'm going to start like leaving products on the front porch. Oh my God. Is this the only unit that's that way? Yes, it's an old like a part.

It's like like one of those duplexes. Chicago, the old brownstones is like a duplex and it's it's. But your unit. I wouldn't say anything the same or I would know I feel like they know I do too. I feel like that's kind of what they're into Beaves like all right. I'm gonna say something that's you cuz nice hour for like 30 minutes every time I looked over I was like it's still going and you can go there like if you're walking by your place You can see this or the hundred percent. It would like view from your place

No, no, no anyone on the sidewalk and I'm near like a man I'm like on a main thoroughfare to everyone walks their dogs to the place that cross street is really busy what is it yeah I'm just saying a lot like interesting yeah it's a busy spot and I know I'm not the only one that's seen it I didn't know I didn't buy a window in my bathroom, but it's like Yeah, there's no blinds or anything and I just assumed it was Or my shower I should say and I just assumed it was like mirrored on the other side I found out my wife was walking the dog. I was taking a shower at night and she's like just comes in the house

She's like you realize like you just see your face she just comes in the house, she's like, you realize you just see your face? When you're showering? I was like, no, I didn't, I just assumed. She's like, yeah, we should probably, but it's only like neck high, so it's not that big of a deal. But I didn't know, so maybe she doesn't know. That's, I don't know.

I am gonna write the letter. You would assume that if you were installing like a glass thing in a shower setting that well You know what it's it's just a window. It's literally a window in the shower It's massive And I think you know when people put the it's like sticker peel sticker on it that has like almost like camouflage But glass like that's all it is but like you can I'll quit talking about it now But I all morning I think we all got to take a a peek first Did she ever press up against the glass?

There's like a lot of bending over What does that mean I don't like that word Awesome like thought bubble I want no ham. You want a nice ham or a nice big piece of ham? Honey baked ham. My brain just had a record scratch. Is it sliced or is it one big piece?

It's two big pieces. Oh, okay. Well, now we're circling back to... Okay. I was saying. And now if I leave the letter and then like my face is on a ring cam and then this comes up I'm sorry you can say we got a hole. Do you talk to this person? Do not get involved friends? No, but I've seen the people they're like run out to their mail. No their names. Do they know your name?

No, do not get involved Would you want to know? Yes, I want to know because no I would want to know cuz I You want to know yes, I want to know because no I would want to know cuz I Your mouth I have a huge bush and that would be Oh my god bushes in the window They write your letter hey lady Doing it, but just clean up Do not get involved I think I have no you don't You're you're not a getting paid you gotta get involved

You're not a get involved you gotta get involved, but I think you need to go face to face no I gotta go that's crazy. I think I'm gonna be like I'm a woman like you. I'm old take a picture I'm not sure I'm saying. I'm an old mom. I'm harmless. Hey, old mom who lives somewhere near you. Send the beef. Yeah. Yeah. The beef's been gone for a while. Yeah.

You see him in the window, that's how I find out. If beef knows about it, I don't want you to ruin it for the beef. I do wonder if he's known before. No, he would say something. Yeah, he would, he definitely would. Think of your sons. Don't take this from your sons when they grow up. Yeah, yeah.

You're robbing them. Yeah, yeah, wow. I would never get involved in that. I'm absolutely... Oh, no way. By end of day today, though. She definitely knows. You're going to write a note? You're going do what slip and written you're gonna pull like a the watcher

Yeah, I'm gonna put it in their mailbox. Yeah, maybe I'll put a baklava on wait, so it's frosted glass Some chick would desert all over her face left me the weirdest note What if you get caught looking? I was looking. I kept looking over to see if she was still there and I was like oh my god this is the longest shower ever. I would not say a word.

Okay. That's just so awkward. So awkward. She's gonna know it's you that wrote the letter too. First of all, nice, but you should know yeah, yeah Start on the citizens app. Yeah, do you do plot ease? Should we write the letter for oh Maybe I'll use AI put it in a I have a T. Yeah at least eight units can see your tiny pussy

at least eight units can see your tiny pussy. I think it's like that's a thing people get off on is like showing off. Yeah, I know that like people who live along the highline in New York and along the 606. I think some of those people like like being seen. Yeah, but it's always something you have to accept like unavoidable shower window, like full body. I have. It's not a picture. It's I'm not a creep. I would not's not a picture it's I'm not a creep I would not take like a picture how long did you watch but I just wait

you do have a picture it's not show us the picture can I preface this it was not to ever put this anywhere and you can't see anything it's just cuz Pat was downstairs and I was like oh I'm making myself sound so bad right now. It's already done. You've got a picture. Just show us the, it's not a picture. It's you can't see anything. I just want to give you an idea. So the screen of my window blurred. So you can't see anything, but so that's, that's it. Oh, but I mean, without the screen, it's the full body is, do you see what I'm saying? I just saw Yeah. No, would she likely be in a position outside of her home to

see to have that vantage point to see like, oh, that's my windows, my shower window. But if she never sees anyone in it, it looks blurry. She asked to use her shower. Interesting. Yeah. Have her stand outside. I don't think she might not. Hey, go outside. I gotta show you or give nothing. Yes. Yes That's yeah, I would say yeah, and when if you asked only women I think they would say you gotta tell her cuz what if some creep is like stopped to smoke a cigarette in this construction Truck and he looks up, and he's like oh, she wants listen a lot of date line

Or you could do the say you could do something similar shower for her to see it, and then think about her own behaviors by seeing you. Like if she sees me and she's like, man, I'm glad my windows are, oh. Oh, yeah. So have Beeve walk around naked, and then she sees that, and then she's like, what if I was, yeah.

Yeah, you could just write on the note a link to this show. Oh, yeah. And then she'll be'll know wait. That's my neighbor this already is making me a bad person right now Little bit looking into somebody's home when they're most vulnerable mm-hmm then talking about it No, I just I would just not get involved. I know a hundred percent. I know I know by the end of day I'll have a lot just kind just like saw like a lump one day Oh, yeah Listen I've been watching you have to tell her Yeah, I didn't want to do this. You've got a weird lump growing on you. Yeah

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January 28th, sorry. I'm going with that. Sounds fine. There's that pause thing. When is that? I don't know what time it is. Oh, the morning of the 29th. Oh, OK.

We'll just go hungover. Oh, pause the 28th, I thought. We'll just go hungover. All right, yeah. 28th. We also could probably start it earlier in the evening. Yeah. So we don't have to be like.

But I do think this one will be long. I think it'll be long. I have set, so how we're going to do it is we're going to do the four birthday boys are the captains. So me, KB Chay and PFT PFT I Think I've set up so it's gonna be teams of three. I think I've set up fair Teams of two and then we have to add the the third to each team. Do you want to hear them? Yeah. Yes. I

Have right now Let's see. Let's get it. I have myself and or sorry. The first team is chain Titus that plus one. So your plus one will probably be the the best of the remit of the of the rest you know I mean yeah okay so your third will not be like cater Brandon might be like Danny Conrad or something or yeah whatever so I'm just saying drinking yeah surprising pairing to put me and Che together it's just how the numbers worked out yeah uh well I mean you are you are also are the champion that's true yeah one one seed you are one seed. How do we kick KB? You got your throat fixed? I did not That's right. I was very close, but yeah, you were on the table. I was on the table we get we could change this thing Yeah, this is my first step. No, no me and Che. Yeah, like my first stab at it. Uh me and will

KB and Nick Mangold Wow. Yeah, that would be fair Pft and Dana beers, I think if you want to slug you want to switch. Yeah someone You're better drinker than me Titus Yeah, but I'm You're better drinker than will I'm not gonna have the nervousness of this being my first one Do you want to be on my time? I'm gonna what if you're dressed as Hitler? Do you want to be on my team and chaise on will's team? Sounds like I'm changing

No, no, no me and shea me and chair boy you guys and cha the way I set this up is you guys would then get the best Third that's what my point. Yeah. Yeah, it's me and Che because now you're trying to do 3d chess here 40 chess We're like you put us together so that I would push back so then you'd split us up smart really We're just gonna stick with the original Yeah, can you bring that to Che chasing to the entry KB and Nick Mangold That's an interesting so I'm a I'm a drummer boy What do you mean? I don't think I will do anything he leads him into battle Nick Mangold. I think is gonna be should I?

Should I just be like a mascot or I think you could have coach and not I could have one per right the coach Maybe just be the head coach drink up here Time call time I'm gonna play you don't want to do what he's doing cuz I can get like three But Nick Mangle is gonna be okay Yeah, I can't imagine but is he like double someone like mark. I think so. He's been one probably Probably two years. All right Last time how big I'm There will be a sophomore slump I promise

So we like those I like I like I do say it's Brandon for a full participant because the past he's been No, he's a be rough. Yeah, is he gonna? Yeah, Rafa will be important here to assuming he's here if a beer isn't finished. Yeah, so the other three so we have Danny Nick Kate and then we'll figure out the fourth We're gonna I mean I can be the fourth well offered to to rown and then if he can't do it We'll get someone else in the office But like you guys would get Danny Yeah Like we'd get Kate or Nick whatever we think is fair But like you guys would get Danny Yeah

Like we'd get Kate or Nick whatever we think is fair What do y'all think about Danny think he's gonna drink well? I think Danny's gonna fucking go nuts. Danny will have six then he'll leave cuz he just has to fuck something typically But I think this is gonna be it. But I think this is going to be a fun one. I like this. There's a little strategy, too. Yeah. Like, listen, I'm not going to last much longer.

I'm going to drink as much as I can this round. You take this 30 minutes off, or 10 minutes off. And we also have Deutsch. Oh, good god. I can drink. How is Stephen as a drinker? Stephen's a pretty good. He's a solid drinker.

Yeah, he's not bad. He's down for the cause. OK, I don't know which way it went. He'll stretch himself. Leave it out on the field Like if you ranked every if you rank this room and Che it's probably Titus me Che. Okay there That's probably one two three, right? Yeah, I would think so. Yeah, I've seen the tick-tock about the before and after the last case race, right? Yeah

Che afterwards Yeah When he was just in the we watch you know he was on hug Everybody's everybody said I'm ultimate warrior this to me before the case race this to me after the case race everybody does it We're it was set for you check for the case. We get a puke in your beer is that pure right here There's that's cute This is me before the case race. Kurt Angle.

I just vomited my guts out. This is me after the case race. Hi, I'm CM Punk. And this is me after the case race. I'm CM Punk. And this is me after the case race. Ah! Hey, everybody.

I'm Mankind. This is me before the case race. What's up, Connor, you big fucking pussy. you ginger fucking bitch. I'm Jake the snake this is me before the case race. I'm Jake the snake and this is me after the case race. I'm man what you want me to say? I'm mankind and this is me after double-digit drinks. What's up brother this is Hollywood Hogan for the case race Do we have Che in the bathroom yeah in the bathroom was the best I'm the iron cheek, this is me after 14 beers. Better maybe. Do we have Che in the bathroom? Yeah, Che in the bathroom was the best. And then do we do a challenge at the end, like the balloon? Yeah, we have to.

I think we should do the balloon. What's the balloon? Maybe balloon. I'm dead. Run it back. Losing team has to get their guy in a balloon. When was the PFT hair thing, was that the last one? Yeah, that was the last one. That? Was that the last? Yeah, that was

That was one of the only moments from the end Like I vividly remember because I feel like time slowed down and he was calling for help Yeah, no one was able to because I just had scissors in my hand and it was I was not the guy to have scissors in Their hand at that moment. You were ready to trim but I did I cut him out had to That was. I'm so excited. Dana, Nick Mangold and Will Compton is going to be well on trio. So yeah, that Tuesday. So I'll tell them that Tuesday. Yeah, we'll do it in the late afternoon. And then everyone's

got to come up with a theme for their team Three teams have I just need yours. Oh Off camera so they could do so you came up with a thing. Yeah. Oh Boy, yep. Yeah, but is it football the team? Oh, I think I think you're gonna like it I guess question is are the the thirds being added before the show or yeah during the show cuz they won't know the theme No, no, we'll add it. We'll figure out the thirds being added before the show or yeah during the show because they won't know the theme no no We'll add it. We'll figure out the thirds We just need to get a fourth person to figure out I'll be to make it if I need to be the fourth I'll be the for we'll ask Ron tomorrow

He'll be here And if he can't do it then we'll we'll figure out who the force is and then we'll just make the teams even off that Can we maybe make the third person a surprise like to everyone like we'll know it's gonna be someone in this room All right, yeah Like we're doing like full costume again, right? Yeah, I feel like that added to it last. Oh, yeah Absolutely. Okay. Do you have the video of Che in the bathroom? He was talking about a bed or something He's like I need two more rebounds from Sabrina Ionescu.

My way, Cody. Everybody's having fun but me. I've never seen that one. There was another one though where he was crying in the bathroom like moaning Myrtle Yeah, you were trying to puke and then you're like psych Keep on saying he loves me. Oh He's an I love you guy. Yeah, he's hugging so much I love you guy, but he had like short-term memory loss with the hugs

He'd hug you stop the hug and immediately go for another yeah and a ten second time drunk. Oh double whammy. Yeah. Try to wrestle someone. Don't do that. Try to hug someone. Don't do that. What can't you do? Can't do shit around here. Can't exist. Yeah, there was one where I think he was at the toilet trying to puke and he was just like talking about a bed or something.

And just in so much pain. And you didn't puke, right? Oh, no. PFT put his finger down your throat. and he was just talking about a bed or something and just in so much pain. And you didn't puke, right? Oh no, PFT put his finger down your throat. Yes he did. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that sucked. That was actually good.

I never did that before. I just imagine the Ubers picking everybody up. I was still in my garb. Oh, I had a full beard on my... You excited, Brandon? Yeah, I'll be excited on my... You excited Brandon? Yeah, I'll be excited to watch my friends drink. They are fun. Having a ref is important.

It is, even though the last time was one of the worst experiences of my life. I got attacked multiple times. I got punched in the head by the wonton Don who doesn't remember doing it. He just went and took a shower in the middle of the show. Dana Beers assaulted me in full view of the camera. It was fun. Dana Beers? Yeah, he was in the last one. No, he wasn't. Dana? Yeah, he was. Remember, he had the macho man me right in front of everybody. Dana, oh my god.

Yeah. Yeah. He was just out right away though. That was the problem. That wasn't good. Oh yeah, he got wheeled out. Yeah, that's right. Disappointing showing, but not his fault. I'm pretty sure he was the macho man. Yeah. He was, yeah. Which is ironic given the focal point of his costume. Yeah. Right. Penis-less. Dan is such a fun guy to have around he's a blast yeah We're drinking micro bruce Oh shit! Oh, I'm sticking! Dana, bitch! Oh... We're drinking micro-brews tonight. Oh my god, this dick is so cool.

What an entrance. Welcome to the home team! Oh, oh! Oh my god, child! That wasn't fun for you, Brad? He knocked over Brad! I do not remember that. Yeah, he was there. The Royal Rumble format is so...

That will be a yearly thing. In the summer we have to was. The Royal Rumble format is so... That will be a yearly thing. Yeah. In the summer, we have to just do the Royal Rumble format once a year, because it is so much fun when the music hits. Oh, God. That was such a blast. All right. Well, I'm excited.

I'm excited, but also dreading it. I'm dreading the hangover. It's just the next day It's the worst the worst day ever. It's not like we're gonna be at a dog shelter. Yeah Those smell good. Yeah Helping out doing our part doing our part Yeah, we should just start a little earlier in the day. So that way I just can't I pregame it cuz I got nervous That's right. That's right. What are those boxes? I don't know. I was just playing with the tape I didn't mean to bring it big one or the small one

No, no, I just I'm sorry the tape made it wanted to be played with not play with it What are those? Oh, I'm telling she was in the bathroom silent for a couple minutes and then randomly old Kelsey Plum only has three points points in half. No, this is the worst. I can't even make myself throw up. I've never been so successful at that. Dude, Casey plus three points back. Oh, that's so perfect. Chet, you want to do that ad? We got a new sponsor. Big sponsor. We do dream sponsor

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Cracker turn it sideways Okay, wait like a half break it in half So half pretty stable width of a measurement the width of a half the height of a graham crack No, it's as a width damn. What are you not getting the width of one? Yeah, this is embarrassing when you break the perforations of the that's the word No, yep, and then you stand it up tall so it's the height but the It's really the width of the taller side is the... The width of the graham cracker is standing up. The width of the graham cracker?

It depends on what side you're standing on. So which side? It's supposed to be the short side standing up. Short side standing up long ways. But that's still pretty tall. Short side standing up long ways? That's exactly right. And that's perpendicular to not dealing with width that's not the height that is the height of this you ate you want that

no you don't want that's a think about it show us the height well on this show us on the screen what TJ is showing right which side there's so no that that so that's the width TJ gets it but that's the width that's the width TJ gets it, but that's the width. That's the I said if you turn it So you have to turn it sideways comes the house now. It's oh Okay, not of the peanut butter cup is the height the quarter into the honey made graham crack on its side got it Yeah, no the height which sides off the height the height with height of a quad turn on side Wait, which side is that's that's length then? Those that turn it on its side. Which way would you say turn on its side which side?

The long side so Steve about your laying down are you a foot tall? Hmm this is exactly as what tall as what TJ is highlighting there, okay? That's the length. That's the way What's the what's the turning it on its side? You have cuz that's what I'm good. What is if you were to turn it on its side and put it next to the cup Okay, they but what if you turn the cup on its side? Then you just don't do that when you turn on the side mark Side so the width is now the height correct Exactly why wouldn't you just say the width I mean I'm nailing this right now. This is exactly

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What's that are there still some over there that rocks is full of them Oh, I'm gonna have to I thought you were showing the width of the axon. That's the height It's on its side How many applications we have from McKenzie right now It's on its side. Steven. How many applications do we have from McKenzie right now? 3,200. Oh, God. Kate, y'all poured over them and are doing some work with it? Man, oh man, we knocked out like a third of them

on Friday night. 1,100. 1,100 of them. I feel like that's enough, you could stop. We could stop, well, we still don't have that many green lights out of that amount. I heard there was some- There's a good amount.

Some married men? Couple married guys. I'd like to have one in. Couple married guys, couple guys with girlfriends, couple guys who said throughout the thing they were completely single, but then when we looked at their social media, definitely were not.

Couple guys, a lot of guys who I think just wanna to be up but the refreshing thing was there's a ton of guys who genuinely seem like really good guys that's just good that might just be some good liars i don't i think they do because then we poured over their socials and stuff also fellas we're still going through unlock your socials yeah i want to put these boys through the ringer. So next week we're starting the like 30 to 5, right? Yes, so we're almost what we want to do is whittle it down to like 30 this week we'll be done in like probably a day or two and then By the end of this week

We need to come up with new criteria for those guys to send in for us to review right and then Monday We start whittling those down to five, and then the following week, oh, feel bad for whoever's coming in for their date the day after the case. No, guys, we were nice to the women that made the round of 25 right. We're going to destroy these men, correct? Of course.

I think they're aware. I think they're. Yeah, bring in your gun. All right, good. Just have it lay in the middle of the floor. But there was a lot of really nice guys, as simple as the questions were with like funny answers and nice little Social medias who call their mom But we'll be able to make fun of them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's huge. Yeah, that's

Yeah Yeah, yeah, I need one Slob there's a couple that I think too Yeah, yeah, I need one slob. There's a couple that I think too we were all looking through it and I was like you keep forgetting you're looking at it for Mackenzie so I'm like accepting the smokers and the whatever I'm like yeah yeah yeah she doesn't know what she likes yet. So there's some people we kept it interesting. So there's going to be some guys to get in there that would fit the Kate dating profile.

That's important. Yes, uh-huh, definitely. Yeah and I'm going to go back through and look at some of the red flags and maybe redo the Kate dating profile. That's important. Yes, uh-huh, definitely. Yeah, and I'm gonna go back through and look at some of the red flags and maybe redo a couple of those too. But yeah, I don't want this to like jump the shark kind of thing, but I think we got some good selections in there.

That's what worries me. Still a lot to go. Well, I had some shitheads in there. There we go. Don't worry. Did we cut it off? Because I heard the other day we had like 3,000 and now we're up to 3,200 As we were doing it, it was like growing. Yeah. No. Cut off.

No more. The deadline is there. But yeah, it was fun going through them. And uh, and What was the most common theme among men? I had, I wish I brought my notebook in here because I was writing down some of the funniest and like most absurd shit. And I didn't bring my notebook in here

Probably but I'll save it I might have a PowerPoint when I when we reveal the top 30 to go over like the highlights of what was like the worst Yeah, um Some guys like just straight up mad at women but applied anyway The question how is your dating life, guys just started going off. Like how was my dating life? Well they ghost me every time and blah blah blah. Or like angry divorced guys or there's a couple of those.

Yeah. Yeah I guess they try to cast it like a reality show. Like it's assholes, some douche bags. Have you seen any that make you think I should report this person to the authorities? Couple of the angry divorced guys, yeah. Have any dick pics snuck in yet? No, none.

Shocking. A couple, one guy's answer for every single one was 12 inch penis. That he has a 12 inch penis. Oh, that's just... You gotta put him through. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wanna call him out on air.

Yeah, I wanna see it. We have to prove it. Couple guys did include size. Yeah, I wish I had my notebook because I wrote down a bunch of, I'll have a little, I'll have a presentation ready for highlights and lowlights of what we went through. But every few minutes, like sitting around the table,

it was fun because somebody would be like, I got, I got a either real bad one or a real good one. So it's nice. Any weird names? Foreign? We had, we are at like eight different countries now. So it's nice any weird names Foreign We had we're at like eight different countries now. Oh, whoa Canada France South America Mexico that's a okay Saudi Arabia there was like Yeah, South America South America

Yeah, that country. Well, you know. A few from that. No, no, no. They're all the same, huh? They have it. Name one in there. Bolivia. Okay.

We have a Bolivian? Maybe. We gotta put the Bolivian in. Got it. And then I've had guys in my DMs being like, hey, you know, that submitted trying to bolster themselves. Does that help? I think a little bit.

Okay. If I can stalk you out a little more, suss you out. Shows you got chutzpah. I don't know. Looking forward to it. I don't know about that. If I can stalk you out a little more, suss you out. Shows you got chutzpah. I don't know. Looking forward. I don't know about just saying in an application you have a 12 inch penis. Got my attention.

Important information. But anybody can say that. I'm okay with it. But what if he lied? What if he does in fact have a 12 inch penis then you have to say it. You gotta be upfront. Right.

Yeah. That's a good point. I Right. Yeah. That's a good point. I would feel betrayed if like, he was like eliminating, he was like by the way. Yeah right. Should we have included penis size? Yeah. Honestly yes, we should have. There's a few questions afterwards that I'm like damn we should have included. We can do that for the next round. Yeah. That'll be fine. I think the next round of questions will be really good. And we'll. I'd like a microwave. Okay, I'll just ask you guys, can you could you say I have a blank inch penis and be directly right? Do you know how long your penis is? I don't know how long mine is. Uh, I mean, I still have a scar from

like pressing the rulers part. Yeah. Yeah, just trying to get I never measure my penis Really? That's crazy. I definitely have post growth so I think I know yeah, huh post the guy know what it is Yeah, I wouldn't even hazard a guess ballpark within like how if you never measure I could ballpark it like a ballpark it probably With is a guessing game with But you could ballpark it like a ballpark is sure but I couldn't say if you said Brandon you have to get it Right, what is it? I would be like, I don't know. I guess it's this would it make you like valedictorian of your class No, not at my class. No

You should be doing like marks every year like how you did with kids when they were growing up. Yeah. That means what? What's the actual average? Probably like eight. Shit. Isn't it like four?

It's not eight. It's not? It's always really promising. I'm gonna measure it. Yeah. I feel like it's eight probably. And is it, it's hard, right? That's why you have to measure it? Or is it soft? Soft I'm like it's eight probably and is it it's hard right? That's a oh, or is it soft soft? I'm like one But what if soft and you're pulling it like a stretch Armstrong mine doesn't have the elasticity no no

Stubborn even then I'm still using the centimeter side. It's bad So it's gotta be hard, right? Yeah, it'd be hard. What's the average height of a? Mopeding this question up to the entire room Does anybody know the average male American height five foot? Anybody in the room can answer Five to five ten five ten. Okay, so use that as a jumping-off point Well, we're talking about dick so well, how big is a five? Not big of a dick is on a five ten man They get very late to height

No, I know for a fact it doesn't shit you Dudes that say they have a small dick usually have a regular dick right done it enough to where I think no You've hammered it oh guys gotta believe No, yeah, there's No, yeah, there's not but yeah the next round should be like you have to be a certain height to ride rollercoasters That should be we should do that with dick size and enter the dating show. Okay What McKenzie say the average penis between five and five point one and five point five? Wait, but is this hard or it's gotta be hard. Why don't you best make all in tier bias?

Is this hard or? It's gotta be. It's gotta be hard. Why do you keep asking that question? Volunteer bias. Oh, that's correct. Volunteer bias, everybody. I know, I know. I'm just asking, because like, I think.

Where are they getting this stat though? Has the doctor ever measured your heart penises? I think it's all voluntary. No, just taste. But it's all voluntary. What's the average taste of me? Three, six, one for a flaccid Jesus, that's a problem We have to think what kind of guys are volunteering this then I think the research is cute

I did it only volunteer big nobody submitting like oh, I'm gonna tell my penis size if you have a small penis I'm gonna measure right? We should all measure and then just release the numbers, but no names attached yes Yeah, like one of those yeah, well no it's like people have to take the test we just post it and then just never speak Yeah, all right. I'm in Fuck it. It's a blind Everyone just measured tonight, and then we'll just list our stats or we just list the average in my penis in my head oh yeah we could average ours yeah

oh yeah yeah that's better all right somebody has to know the our mean dick no everyone send send your your size to Stephen solo tonight. And Stephen will calculate it. Put it into a data. I wanna know that. Because I'm afraid of how I'd act if mine was the biggest or small. I'm gonna call Stephen from a paper.

We'll be able to tell by reaction. The next day. Dude, if I'm above average. Well, no, it'd be funny to see what the average is and know what your own is. Let's find the average yak peen. Yeah. I will put a

Some type of bag or a septic on the door and we can all put randomly just so I don't Nobody knows what he steals the bag yeah All right, so we'll find this out tomorrow. Oh are we not releasing the numbers? Yeah, we are We'll all put our number in mean Mean, median, and then. Wait, let me stop right here. So our homework assignment is to go home, measure our hard dick, come back right in inches, like 6.3, 5.4, own a sheet of paper, put it in Stephen Shade's bag.

He will average them out, and we will have our. Yes. A grand reveal of the mean dick. But that's it. Yes. And then just in case it gets like, I'm cutting out the numbers like a ransom note Yeah, yeah, not letting the hand right back to me. Yeah, I'm gonna change my handwriting. I'm sure the audience would like this right yeah absolutely

But if somebody does leave the show leave the company we do have to adjust over under Remember are we are we? Are we as a show bigger smaller than the average That's really tough No, I'm saying the averages. Oh, okay, because all we know is Titus and you and that it's bad Well, no, we know he's got a hog. That's that's that can't you assign that that's a that's a width He said he couldn't put it in the big body armor. He probably can figure it out.

He doesn't know height or width. That's true. He's trying to fit his dick in sideways. Turn it on your side. He's stuffing it in. Zy was talking about his dick on TikTok. Yeah. What? Great TikTok.

What? And the most common question I get in regards to dwarfism is Is my Johnson, I guess What is it? Regular is it the dwarf size is it whatever? I mean the answer is I am a dwarf But I also am black. Yes, Sa. I love it, Sa. I keep getting DMs saying you guys have to talk about what Eddie just tweeted. Apparently Eddie just dropped a bomb on Twitter or something.

I don't know what he tweeted. If he beat us to mean reveal All right, what are we taking that it's gonna be oh my god wait wait wait wait wait what was he expecting whoa? He said possible raccoon. What do we think I was prepared to see him pull out? Oh? No, is this a snake snake? I'm going snake it might be snake I'm gonna tell me your giant rat rat to be rat. I want to say like iguana a human I'm thinking a non-solid other crocodile person hiding under the meat a baby That's a snake. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

It's gonna be a that's a mop. That's a oh It's gonna be a snake. That's a mop. That's a swift. Alright. Let's see. Did Eddie take this video or no? Oh my god. What is... That's a snake.

What is that? What the fuck is that? Oh it's a coyote! Oh! Oh! Oh! Holy shit! Oh! What? It went right back in! And you guys think I couldn't take that thing?

Yeah, you could. Come on, he's fucking... I was like pulling a rabbit out of my hand. Oh my god! What was her plan after they got it out? I think they have something around its neck right now. I thought it was a forward face. No, she's got a broom. Jump right back in.

Oh my god. I thought it was an ostrich. That was awesome. I thought it was like an emu or something. Wow. Holy shit. A fucking coyote? Our park has a ton of them at night.

It's crazy. Yeah. They're everywhere. That was that altie? That's just me outside your window howling. Holy shit. That was at Aldi? But how did it get in there?

Brandon, do you go to Aldi? I do go to... Oh, so it was an off-brand coyote. I do go to Aldi a lot. Holy shit. How did it get in there? They got the best sausage. They must.

How did it get in the store? We have gifts that have been sent to us. Oh good transition. Oh, wait, where are the gifts? These boxes? Those two boxes. All right, but we also have to talk about Danny. I you nailed it with welcome to planet Che. Che telling us the Chips Ahoy is kids stuff and then he Saran wraps his eggs with Kraft Singles. Oh, the breakfast. What is it?

You suffocated these days. You didn't see Che's breakfast? No. It's going to. Not only using Kraft Singles, but fully endorsing them. It's the biggest pad of butter. That's butter, by the way. Yeah.

It's butter, and that's not cheese? No. Did Kraft come out with butter singles? Look at that. God, it looks so bad. It looks like old nach not cheese. No craft come out with butter singles Looks so bad. It looks like old nacho cheese, and it looks like it's not supposed to be growing on it This was definitely delicious Potatoes look good, but again you're like craft singles is a child's treat right caption This is for the Kraft singles category singles cat what Capsules what's the Kraft singles? Yeah, what cat homemade breakfast of the year with Kraft singles? Oh?

That category right uses it I guess Every year we determine the best homemade breakfast of the year while using Kraft singles that is too much butter forgot about that Crap singles that is too much butter god about that Category still tough for the same week you just say chips ahoy our children. I also think I also think using craft singles That could probably be beat Jay. I Don't know. I think we could beat that you think so yeah the less craft singles the better He used like three slices to yeah, maybe even do the craft singles We'll put on top of like potatoes like bacon and hash browns hash browns Yeah, someone asked if Steven forgot to take the plastic off. It does look

Remember whenever slapping them on their babies faces. Oh, yeah, that was cool. Yeah, I wanted I didn't like those Yeah, I slapped one up on a street sign in a story and it was there like literally all year I have a tweet thread somewhere Untouch change composition at all? Just stayed there all year long. Damn. I need to get this. Yeah. We got to open these.

Don't open the box. They're slapping them on babies' faces? It was like a social media trend. Can we go back to that part? Titus, you have kind of eased off of social media, and you're right. You're correct. Yeah.

When we talk about this stuff, just let it go. People from across the room would just frisbee. Well, sometimes I am curious. Other times, I'm sorry I asked it'd be a woman like a She's standing in her kitchen. She's like okay. Well. This is I'm just a home Homemaker, and then and there's a baby right there, and she just slaps of the baby with the cheese. Oh, okay Yeah, they surprisingly stick pretty well Sweet some people don't my face

Yeah, you know breakfast. I need to get back on. I don't like this. No, I hate it. That cheese should not be on that baby's face. That just seems... Yeah, you could do this with anything to a baby. Make him stop crying. Why was this a trend? Why did this... It makes it...

Was this like a COVID thing? I don't know, it must have been. I don't know It does make it does seem to be working That's good It just works Wow It's gotta be top of head it can't be face they're gonna subconsciously be scarred from cheese growing up and not know why. That one scared him. Oh, jeez.

Next time I'm being a bitch, we all just hit me with cheese. I like that now. All right, Che, what are these boxes? So a friend of Sage on the sales team has a All right, Che, what are these boxes? So a friend of Sage on the sales team has a, his friend has a family business that's a memorabilia thing. Right. Prime Time Signatures, I believe, is the name of the company.

Okay. And they're fans of the Yak and wanted to send in some stuff, so there's two very cool pieces of memorabilia I don't know exactly what they are told open up the small one first we can decide I don't know I'll take or something who gets these items I'll take the bigger one who's yeah I guess that leaves me with a smaller one well I don't know that's how who sent these friend in it says fragile on the box could be a coyote in there through that like the trend and baby no I thought it was gonna be a sign pray it literally says fragile on the box. Oh, it does Reggie lay

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see dkng.co slash audio. Well, this says enjoy the gifts, Brandon. Sorry about your upcoming funeral from your friends at Primetime Signature. So I think we can agree that that says Brandon. Nope, I do. Was there a last name a last name no it says enjoy the gifts is there another Brandon this is your actually middle name your Thomas so let's see what we got here you better hurry up before Kyle gets his yeah but that we

were told open the way Kyle they said open up the small one first okay I'm not I'm not even opening it Looks like there's multiple things here. Can I open that? No why because what do you want? This yeah, okay, so it looks like I've got some sort of Jersey here That could be anybody's prime time since primetime signature specializes in movie memorabilia shots movie memorabilia. Oh My god, I don't want to look excited this appears This is a Tom Berenger sign Jake Taylor Jersey Wow Jake Taylor Clevelandians Major League Jake Taylor

Tom Berenger signed Jersey and he did sign it. I want that that is amazing give it to me Hurry up. That's amazing That's fantastic to me. Hurry up. That's amazing. That's fantastic. Good stuff. We'll just keep that in the Yacht Studio. I'll just hold onto it for everybody. Thank you. What's in there?

I just ordered a painting from Major. Oh, Tim Lattoolman Taylor. Yes. Huh? Yes. Huh? Oh. Do do do do do do.

That's pretty cool. What was the doot doos for? That's the home improvement theme song. It's more of a... Go for it. Doot doot, doot doot, doot doot. Ba doot doot, doot doot. Huh?

Now Danny, do your version. Ba doot doot, doot doot. I'm right, it starts off my way. I think there is a doot doot. Boop, ba doot doot, doot doot. Right, that sounds familiar. Now Danny? Ba doot doot, doot doot. Ba doot do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Remember when we killed him? We killed him? Yeah, oh yeah We did our 24-hour stream and then we just started tweeting about him in the middle of the night

So when people woke up he was trending and everyone's like shit what happened to Tim Allen? That was the perfect person. He actually like commented on it. He's like he made a video being like I'm still alive. Oh This is sick Cool runnings. Oh, yes Candy though. Bumpin' some of this bobsled time. That's awesome. These are incredible.

Insane. Wait. What was the company's name? Primetime Signatures. I will spend a lot of money at your website in just a second. Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to a beautiful day in Michigan only to find out I'm dead How did it happen? Tell me I'm dying to know Yeah, that was us

Yeah, we did that it was very fun Was that memes responding before he was hearing so whoa big reply guy Buzz what do you in 2020 a podcast will have me trending on a 24 hour live stream. Good meme. Good meme memes. That's good shit. Good fucking meme. Good shit right there.

That's a good fucking meme. That's how he gets that name. Damn. Shit like that. What'd you get, Kyle? Kyle? Oh. An old friend

In the box That's one brand has been trying to get that's awesome Wow, and there's a picture of J Foxx signing it. That's cool. That's a cool box too. What did you do with yours, Kate? Did you go home and just throw it in the corner? No, me. Pat's brother is a huge movie guy. Well that's why you took it from me. Yeah, to give it to someone else. Kate, I never had it. You fucked me. Yeah

He was very happy. That's amazing. It made me look good That's awesome back to the future. You start hovering or cool Yes, yeah, you got to slap me in the face Oh hard hard if you want it obviously I'll be so fucked up The intensity with which you slow All right, well that was seems like a fair trade another he has it we have to slap him in the face together if you Want it? You've been wanting that Brandon. I'm happy for you. Yeah, that's awesome, Brando What?

Give it to your dad No, your dad wanted it. No All right, you've been trying to get this. Did you want me to slap you in the face for real? No Yeah, I thought he was gonna just not do it I'm truly devastated that I slept you did that Fucked up these for a hoverboard that you just gave away. Oh, I'm taking it back. Okay. Okay. I didn't know what to do, Kyle.

You've never- I can't believe you did that. You've never given me a direct order before. I did, yeah. That wasn't a direct order, that was a choice. Sorry. If you remember though, the one time we did slap wheel and you got me,

you knocked the fucking shit out of me I did I got you good. Yeah Got him real good Huh Brandon you miss plinko day. I know and it hurt bad Plinko is gonna be part of the show y'all know how it is when you're home and and the Twitter starts to Reverberate a little bit and the words all time yak get thrown around. I think I've missed the majority. Yeah, I've missed them all time. When you miss an all time yak, you just don't even

want to go back and look at it. No, I know. The FOMO gets insane. Yeah, it hurts to the core. I remember I missed one. I think when we got to 100,000 subscribers, I was on vacation. I was like, this is why I shouldn't go on vacation.

Yeah. That's right. You weren't there for that. Having to watch you guys investigate who's shit on the toilets. Oh, no. You weren't there for that? I miss that.

I miss Shohay Otani Day. That killed me. I wasn't there for Otani Day either. Yeah, that fucking killed me. Oh, yeah, we were talking. You missed a year of episodes. Oh, no, we were talking you missed a year of episodes. Oh No, I missed three months You just took a vacation oh

Yeah, I don't know what took y'all so long to get out here. Yeah, I just got on out here and went to work Y'all are y'all took forever to get out of that fucking city Are you gonna replan in a Mississippi State trip So I did have to nobody I didn't announce it but I was going to be special guest of the Mississippi State Kentucky game and I was gonna be sitting courtside I had to cancel that this weekend that sucked but they lost anyway so it ended up being. But if you went they probably would have won. Probably yeah.

So I'll have to think about fighting off the sickness in under 12 hours. So I kept rebooking my flight until like 12 hours later and 12 hours later. And finally, I just, it got to the point of no return where I, I couldn't rebook it anymore. And I just had to eat it. Plus even if I hadn't gotten sick, the weather, it snowed down South. Yeah. I think the Memphis airport shut down.

So, yeah, they shut everything down. Yeah. Which I don't know if his history tells us the Memphis airports are traditionally a tough place to fly out of very much. So he could have found mincey's car. Yeah. So, but anyway, he seems broken lately. No, he's back. Oh, back. Okay. Yeah, we had we had a talk the other day. He's slowly coming back. He's feeling I can see it coming back to the glimmer in his eye. It's coming back. He's feeling... I can see it coming back to him. The glimmer in his eye. It's coming back.

I mean, he's about to be... They're literally doing a Super Bowl for him. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's... Does he get to go? I think he's just going on his own.

I don't think we get to choose whether he's going or not. He's just like, I'm going. We're all going, right? Yeah. Doing the show like normal, like we always do? Yeah. All right. Usually we talk about it.

We haven't even talked about it. We're just going, huh? I think so. Yeah. I think I'm going to talk to Lisa. Should we bring back punishments? I think we should. I think so, too.

Bring back some fun. I like wearing the same thing every day. Oh, yeah. Challenge it. LeBron James jersey? Yeah. LeBron James. Full uniform. And then I like wearing the same thing every day. Oh, yeah Yeah, full uniform, and I went to the Laker game in it. I like I like I Like having to wear the ankle bracelets going and deciding I don't want to wear the ankle bracelets anymore So I'm going in my room for the night, and I'm not going out and Jeff D Lo convincing me hey go across the street with me to the gas station. I said no I can't I'm not wearing the ankle bracelet I don't care and then as we were crossing the street. He took a picture of me and tweeted it out. Oh

Is it legal to wear fake house arrest ankle bracelets probably yeah, I think it would be funny if we all wore those Will there be a fake one or do we have You buy one we're just out in public all with her They're doing a fast one. Will there be a fake one or do we have to get an old one that's expired? Can you buy one? We were just out in public all with our... Boarding a plane. Yeah. House arrest brace.

Snag some. Shit. That's pretty cheap for fake ankle monitors. Why are people using fake ankle monitors? I still got my dad's. Really? Halloween costume? Yeah.

It's a keepsake. Is his ankle still attached? Your father left this to you. Is his ankle still attached? Your father left this to you? Is his ankle still attached? No, they didn't bury him in it. So you saw his ankle? Oh, flask. Oh.

All right. But that's not smart. I'm not on house arrest. I'll contain you in your house. I'm not on house arrest. I'm drunk. Gotcha. For convicted party animals. Ah, gotcha. For convicted party animals.

Oh, hell yeah. For bachelor weekends. Yeah, I don't know, like, if you walk into a stadium with that, they'd be like, hey, wait a second. You're on house arrest. Or that's a flask. Right. It's one of the two.

Yeah. There's no in-between here. Yeah, we should do ankle bracelets. I think you're right. We gotta do some one's gotta do an ankle bracelet. Yeah. I wish I hadn't slapped Kyle in the face. No, look at your prize, man.

Every time you look at it, you'll think of that. Betraying a friend who's always got your back. Yeah, that was one that was that was one You need no one is seen no convincing whatsoever. Yeah, I was eager to do it I just I didn't know I was eager now you're indebted to me mentally I know and that's exactly what I want it and you did it twice. Well, I missed the first time I did think it was weird that he was ducking it, but I guess he didn't really want it And he gave it to any part of you think he'd actually do it. I

Didn't think he was gonna do it. Yeah, I Guess I couldn't control myself. I see a hoverboard and I just got a hit Do you like an ice pack? I'd hit him at hard. I Think that's a I was gonna hit him like a bitch I think that's a phallogist. I kind of hit him like a bitch. Twice. Twice.

Goddamn. That should be your punishment for the Super Bowl. You gotta slap Kyle every day. Goddamn it, Brandon. Super Bowl's not far away. No. We'll be there in three weeks, right? I know.

And March Badness. Oh, hell yeah. It's all right on top of us again. We're on a half hour flight. I love March Badness. One of us has to wear lime It's all right on top of us again. What about half our flight? I love my one of us has to wear lime green pants all week Jay Why was that no you're not allowed to talk about hey? Why was the length of the flight noteworthy at all you said it's not far away pretty far no oh my god timewise He's that's true also. I wouldn't say two and a half hour flights that long. It's pretty convenient

Yeah, you driving there It's also I't say a two and a half hour flight that long. It's pretty convenient Yeah, you driving there It's also I doubt it's two and a half hours. It might be straight down. It might not be You swayed me yeah, that was quick My is like too a little over to you got me on that one. That's pretty cool. Yeah Wait a can I haven't done a New Orleans Super Bowl and you, I'm sure you've done several, right? I've not done a New Orleans Super Bowl. I've done a New Orleans Final Four. No, because I want to say our first Super Bowl that we went to was

2015. I think New Orleans was 2013 was last time. Was, was, what was COVID going to be? Was that New Orleans that nobody went to? Tampa. That was Tampa. I mean, New Orleans Final Four was, that was awesome. We were there. It helped the the teams that were there. Incredible. Storylines and all that. Was that Duke UNC? Yeah. Duke UNC Kansas Villanova. Wow. For for. Oh that was when Mania was in Dallas and you went to you did Mania and Final Four reverse

one time right? Yes. I did Final Four in Dallas Mania back to Final Four. Are we going to Royal Rumble? Yeah, I'm working on it. They're on different weekends this year. Yeah, I know, you told me that. Final Four is earlier than, oh no, Final Four is same time, WrestleMania is later.

Wait, where's Royal Rumble? Indianapolis, the night before we leave for the Super Bowl. Oh shit. I'm working on it, I haven't heard back. That's sick. Yeah. You gotta hear back? I don't heard back That's sick, yeah What you got to hear back? I don't know when I'll hear back. I've got the request in for all of us to hunter Yeah, but I it was for it was for I didn't know you wanted to go. Did you know I have multiple texts

Dated back months to me to you Okay, but it's fine. was oh this was your other show well no mostly mostly we were thinking about going and doing something there I'll do the video damn I guess we're out no you're not see now y'all are what kind of video are you going to do a slight in the face social video of you guys having a blast mm-hmm maybe no that's good that's good shit I'll amend I'll amend the request. No, it's okay.

You want to go? You want to go? It's the day before the Super Bowl. You won't go? I mean, I texted you saying I wanted to go. No, you didn't. Yeah, now. You just...

Okay. It's fine. Dana, you want to go? Yeah, please. Kate? Yeah. That would have been nice. Kyle? The uppercut me in the jaw. Kate? Yeah. Would have been nice. Kyle? That would cut me in the jaw.

No. No, no. No. No. November 28th was the first time I asked you. Wow. That's Thanksgiving. Wow.

That was Thanksgiving Day. Oh, because you came up because I was bringing up things I was thankful for. Yeah. God damn it, Nick. Your friendship with Brandon and I invite you to everything. I guess I'll, you know what? I'll sit out this Royal Rumble.

I'm sure there will be another one. I've never been to one. You ever been to one? Next one's in Saudi Arabia. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll go that one, big cat. That sucks. Next one's in Saudi Arabia? Yeah. That's crazy.

The girl wrestlers. They don't let them wear what they usually wear. Really? Really. They have to wear, everything has to be covered. So what, so they don't even actually have to send them? No they go. But could it just be anybody?

Yeah, I mean you can see their faces. Okay. But they can't show anything else. They're like wearing had to tell whatnot Not going to that one So do you read me a phone For this for the ones in power They have all the riches, but there's no there's no drinking drugs gambling women

I'd imagine the people that have all the riches can do that they do yeah I feel like they go up and set tents up in the desert with like their cheetahs Yeah, I always have cheetahs and like fancy Land Rovers and I think Isn't it the thing there have like big cats the lower? License plate number is like people like bid. It's like a status thing. Whoever has the lowest license plate number is the It's like a status thing. Whoever has the lowest license plate number is the Yes, is that so like car the license plate that's like number one is worth like they'll sell it for millions and millions of dollars. Yes That's a weird thing to bid on yeah, because they already all have luxury cars they need something else Ah, that's a thing in Delaware, too

Yeah, Delaware, Saudi Arabia, right? That's a thing in Delaware too. Yeah, Delaware, Saudi Arabia. Right? Delaware? Yeah, Delaware has rare license plates. If you walk around, they go down to one-digit license plates. There's a secondary market for bidding on cool or unique license plates.

They have the best license plates. I have a rule that I don't count a state I've visited unless I stop. If I just drive through there, I don't count it. But Delaware, I count. Because one time I drove through Delaware to get from Baltimore to Jersey Shore, or whatever, I was going up the East Coast. And I'm never gonna go to Delaware for my own reasons.

What, you and me should go to Rehoboth. Rehoboth? Yeah. Isn't that the gay beach? Bethany, Rehoboth, Dewey. Huh. Get to Rehoboth. Why would I go to Rehoboth. Why would I go to Rehoboth? I go to Cape May and Sea Isle City.

We should at least go up to a Smyrna volleyball game. Why do you know Delaware so well? I love Delaware. Delaware is just Philly, beaches, and chicken farms. Chicken farms, I didn't know that. Delaware got a really bad rap from Wayne's World. Yeah, I'm in Delaware. Hi.

We're in Delaware. I love it. I made it to the second round of interviews to be a Tour guide at dogfish had brewery. I was gonna move down. Oh holy shit Crisis you go how many rounds I? I'm assuming there was more. I made it to the second that I never went back. There was like 15 rounds You've been really good at it. I think I would yeah really be a great tour guide I'm assuming there was more I made to the second than I never went back. There was like 15 rounds. You would've been really good at it. I think I would really be a great tour guide. Did anyone ever do like a summer bartending

or working out of like a resort town? I applied to be a pirate. Whoa. Yeah, didn't get it in Delaware. What do you mean? There was like these, there was like outside of a restaurant they had a pirate ship and there were pirates and you would take them out

on the boat. Is this the bar that Jon Taffer saved? Oh my God. Oh. I didn't get the pirate ship. It wasn't like a bar restaurant, it was just a... It was a restaurant with like an experience outside. Okay.

Yeah. That's my dream every summer, it's like work on the boardwalk. And my parents would always see me. Always seemed like a blast. I know. They all... I applied for Wienermobile too.

Really? For summer, yeah. Wienermobile? Yeah, they college students take it around the country that would have been sick. Yeah, yeah, we talked about the dude He's a proud of it. I think that's the nutmobile was here, and they were college students, and they're like yeah It's sick. I applied for peep mobile as well What what I love mobiles always have we know what we'll be I think there's like four or five of them I think we found out the nut there's only one nut But the I tried to get the wiener mobile here, it just didn't work wasn't it here the same time I wanted the nut in the wiener at the same time. I saw the wow deal by my house

I sent a picture to you TJ. Yeah, it's huge. I was in contact them with them for a little bit Probably wanted a bunch of is it just a picture of your car mark We do the factor ad read, Brandon? Oh, of course. Ready to optimize your nutrition this year? Factor has chef-made gourmet meals that make eating well easy. They're dietitian approved, ready to heat and eat in two minutes so you can feel right and feel great no matter what life throws at you.

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No, no, no, white people love doing that. Black people love doing it off. I think all people like doing it don't think pluralizing That username girth a kid that's funny. That's great catch What's BYG? No It's gotta be something right yeah So Eddie could say it now so Eddie was just called black there

Yeah, but I think they got it backwards. Yeah. Am I wrong? No, you're right. Yeah. I think you're right. A lot of people like to take the S off. Give me an example.

I can't believe I'm a Jody. Jerry Joan. That's a good one. That's a really good example. That's a really perfect example. Jerry Joan. You had that ready to go. I can't believe I'm a Jody. Jerry Joan That's a good one. That's a really good. That's a really perfect example Jerry Joe you have that ready to go Nailed that yeah, Memphis. Yeah

You're forgot what the sex swing thing was What is that over here? Oh? Yeah, the secret sand I ordered the we ever sex swing but that I guess that's just part of it and the other part still had he just never yeah so it's two different so we're never gonna figure that out that's technically made jays TJ's now Eddie ah I got the degenerates but that was a daddy gets the Eddie got the rest of us and he got the spa the spot you spent way more than $500 on that package cow that was a gift from me. Eddie got the rest of it. Eddie got the spa. You spent way more than $500 on that package, Kyle.

That was way over $300 spa package. A custom jersey. Custom jersey, autographed jersey. Yeah. That was it. Was the autographed jersey really autographed, Reiner? No, that was replica. So yeah, it was $500. Wait, it was your handwriting? No, it was it was your handwriting No, it was it was fake, but It wasn't you a fake grinder. There's a lot of replica signatures on like Amazon There are that's like a market that's illegal I guess if you say it's like it's like a copy, you know, it's not Oh, it's like a printed on a print. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah that like what It's like a copy. You know, it's not like a printed on print. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That like what? That'd be the weirdest thing to like frame. Replica signature. But it's the same thing to anyone who sees it. I guess. Kyle, you're going to get that kayak out of here. I am.

But where are you going to put it? It'll take me a few years you have time yeah this this this place we need to do a big clean of this place there's a lot of junk did you guys see dude perfect new office yeah I'm afraid you're gonna have to it's so nice and my kids saw it. Oh like what is that? It's a secret candy room. Oh They have a candy room. Yeah Look at this fucking place I

Think I'm I'm lighting board. Oh, they got a slide Oh carts. I Think I'm at the point of maturity in my life to admit that all my hatred for Dude Perfect was 100% jealousy. These guys have the best life. The best possible, literally the best life. And they seem like great guys. Yeah. And they don't have to like, like the internet is full of just like mean people. Yeah. And like if you give your opinion, you're gonna get mean stuff back. They don't ever have to give their opinion on anything. They just have to exist.

They've never had a take. Right. Oh yeah. It's the, it's actually. They're not bad guys at all. It's actually the greatest life possible. What is that? Is he going to the secret candy room?

No. Is this the slide? Show them the secret candy room TJ. How a slide show him the secret candy room TJ I think that was a zip line At the end of their video they did like a 14 minute video unveiling it the end of it They're like oh, yeah And we have a warehouse next door that we got to figure out what to do with it And they were just doing donuts in their cars in it

Just flexing more. Where are they? In Texas? Fort Worth I think. No, they're in Frisco I think. Oh. They're all, and they've never abused the artificial pleasures of life so that all hits a little bit better.

You sound like booze. Yeah, they're super Christian. Yeah. Right now it's just a blank canvas but I think we've got Ryan Blaney and Cody eating donuts while doing donuts. See? This is just this. This is their actual show. Yeah. Right now it's just a blank canvas, but I think we've got Ryan Blaney and Cody eating donuts while doing donuts. See?

This is just this... This is their extra warehouse. My favorite part of the office. Yeah, I feel it fire as long as we're together. Man. Hey, Ryan Blaney did the gauntlet. Yeah. But do they have a tunnel?

We're cooking up an incredible store for you guys with stunts. That's true, Danny. Go back to the secret candy room. They have a store at HQ? I haven't seen the secret candy room. What's the point of any of this shit then? If that's out there, why are we here?

Brandon, would you go there? Oh yeah. The Rockies. guys are hilarious. There it is. The good stuff. You're going to have to type in the secret code. Let's just say it has something to do with when we started. Welcome to the secret candy room.

What could it be? Oh, man. Well, that was just, I want a secret candy room. This is exciting for two reasons. Number one, we have a secret candy room. Number two, I get to show my buddy room, it's so bad. Oh god. Yeah and the whole video had like, it was like Bryson DeChambeau, Nate Bargazzi, Tom Brady, like just... Noah Lyles. It's all the YouTubers coming together.

Yeah. Handle this. I gotta go. It's so sick. They're YouTube Avengers. You got Cody's office? Oh, you're not Cody? I don't have the farming kit on the green.

That's Cody Rhodes. You're Cody. You wanted another Cody around when he's not here, which is quite often. Let me know if you need anything. Yes, sir. Thank you. That's awesome. Is that Cody Rhodes?

Yeah, Cody Rhodes. He's next door. Yeah, that's great. I'll show you Kobe's office Happy to have you. Thank you. That's awesome. Is that Cody Rhodes? Yeah, Cody Rhodes, just next door. Yeah, that's great. I'll show you Kobe's office in here for a sec. No, I thought Kobe Bryant was gonna be here. Oh, now that would be. Yeah.

If there's anyone who could do it, it's them. Literally perfect. Tupac was in the room next to him. But are they happy? Yes. Or happier than you can imagine. Do they make jokes or do they just have fun? They break Guinness World Records.

They make jokes to them. What do you mean? Have they ever made you laugh? Yeah, but they also did a perfect thing where like they started as one thing and then they're like we could just be for kids. Their audience loves them. Yeah, what's the top criticism of them? How could you possibly criticize what they do? I think we were criticizing that it was was lame. But again, it was full jealous It's like cheesy is fine. Yeah, dude. Perfect complaint though, like go to their subreddit and search for it sucks dick We tried to we tried we tried to break them up by starting rumors that the bearded guy was like had too much power

I think he kind of insists upon himself a little bit. Yeah. He is the one that's the most in your face about it. He's the perfect guy. Yeah. Other than that. Have they ever had a beef, like a public beef against each other or with anyone else?

My time in the secret candy room. Yeah. No, they just exist perfectly. No scandals, no nothing? Nothing. Damn. They have the perfect life. In your mid-30s, wouldn't you rather just like go chill at home?

I think they chill at work. Did you see their office? Do you like, are you in the mood to play all the time? I am. If you're like, hey, got a busy week this week, got to throw a basketball off the tallest building. As a job, yes. That's incredible.

Yeah. Yeah. Plus, I think they probably all have kids now They all are like multi multi millionaires Yeah, oh is it a secret that you've assembled a fleet of small child vehicles back there? No, they're incredible Yeah, I got my key. I was I was back there this today and you have the one little car I bought some new ones and I went back there and there's just a fucking cake. There's a fleet of small What's the rule on you can not your kids using? no I told Jerry I told yeah yeah mine are too big we told me I

could yeah my kids use yeah my kids just whip around on the on the court that's awesome and then they did that yesterday and then they watched the dude perfect yeah they're like do they think you're a failure? They're like, what? Fucking A. Yeah. Jim kind of looks just like a gym now. Yeah. And it's just got too much stuff everywhere. We do a big spring cleaning the whole office. I mean, I've tried to take most of it home.

Yeah. Should we put get a new facility like Dude Perfect on the wheel? Yeah. It's not a bad idea replace what towel it yeah We need to get our neighbor out. I don't know how Try to attack them through the tunnel Yeah, that would be the the move cuz then we could just have like a blank canvas next door that we could just Make some more cool shit wrong wall. Do you see they're in the news? Yeah Cool shit wrong wall. Do you see they're in the news? Yeah? Now they might kick us out. Oh, they're not going out money. They got like a zillion dollar grant wait So they need a new place. Yeah, my outgrow us face. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're just gonna buy this wing

They're gonna batteries gonna fully purchase the tunnel That would suck if dude perfect does ask me to come work there. I will leave for dude perfect I don't know. I would let me go. What would you do? What? You leaving for two? Until it's set right now. What do you bring to the table? You wouldn't win any of the challenges nothing I would bring my friends table, but but Garrett the purple hoser doesn't bring anything table either. He's still there Yeah, I would take a job. I mean you purple hoser. He doesn't do shit. Yeah. You'd be dressed up as the Panda. You're so deep into the Lord. Tyler wins. Oh, I love to perfect. What's Tyler's record on challenge? Tyler wins most

battle wins the most challenge. Yeah. Kobe didn't win one forever. And he finally won one or maybe that was Corey Cody wins a probably second. Yeah, there he goes. Cutting edge Chicago lithium ion battery maker to receive big federal. So then get out. You need to move to the suburbs. They need to get out. It's like a billion. You need some more space. Yeah. That's a 2,700 jobs that can't fit that there. No, that's the call they were on when we were giggling in the tunnel too loud We almost killed that deal I think we got a pool like other movie neighbors where they try to get him to move out

Yeah, we are frat house get the old battery heads to move out. Yeah, let's cause some Battery battery people have no fun. No. I see Rutledge out there. Is his eye okay? Yeah. He ultimately, I haven't revisited that old side. Yeah, I think he's back to a hundo.

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He dropped the bag. We got the ball What are you doing Steve? Good news down. Oh, what the fuck this guy's like 10 feet away It's a way fun original. Yeah Like this fucking guy we got the ball How did you say we got the ball? We got the ball give us a ball Fumble in a potential fumble in a playoff game You have the fake flag TJ. I did think they called that forward progress a little low early. They did

Guy was still fighting That's tough night for you che, but you still bounce back Yeah, but I mean che, you know, I mean the Bucs weren't gonna win the Super Bowl like it was gonna be very tough for us Yes, sir. Well, what? Yeah, you lost in the wild card. I mean you weren't you weren't nearly it was gonna be tough for you in the Super Bowl. Yeah, you lost in the wild card round. You weren't nearly as tough. It was going to be tough for you in the Super Bowl. I was fantasizing about us winning, beating the Eagles, the Vikings win tonight, Vikings beat the Lions, Vikings come to us, we beat the Vikings, and we end up in the Super Bowl

and anything can happen. But it was going to be a tough game in the Super Bowl. Realistically. Once you got there, anybody could, yeah yeah, it's a cakewalk there. Yeah We do this all the time to each other I don't remember ever doing that It's like shouting fire I think that's fair. That's a fair play It's like shouting fire in the middle of the crowd. I didn't see a smile till that clip Just guys razzin yeah Guys be are you optimistic for next year Steve very super was gonna be tough though. Yeah, what do they need to do? I got a I got to listen to the pressers today Todd. I'm reading some quotes Todd Bulls today

Overachieved while simultaneously underachieving. Oh Did you hear Todd Bulls halftime? Yes interview? Yeah That's actually not crazy no it, it was. That was insane. It was crazy. BFT tweeted it. No it's not because the left tackle is matched up against the right defense. No, it was crazy. But the fact he just couldn't get a grasp on it, it was crazy. It was crazy.

It was crazy. It's not when you think about that, you know, the left side of the offense is actually the right side of the defense. Right, but he couldn't decide on which one he wanted to head coach in a place like but in layman's day I like that bulls like you with the graham cracker That doesn't instill confidence I'm uh I'm becoming a bigger Todd Bowles guy by the day wow Why the playoff loss that did it for you Something to work with one of the quotes he had from his presser was like the older I get the more I learn he was like One of the quotes he had from his presser was like the older I get the more I learn he was like

Talking about how he's like opening up to learning new more aggressive Tendencies and going for two that type of thing so yeah I like tubbles and he's saying this after they lost the playoff game mm-hmm He didn't do these things in the you didn't really have the opportunity to but he talked about after how it was fourth and Inches down by three he was considering going for that So I like him well good next year Superlatives tough though next year so Che is a draft season for you or what yeah, we're diving into draft stuff today. Oh So this is this is why he always wins because he fucking loves getting I know season So when they lose it sucks for a minute then he realizes he gets to do what he really wants to do

Did you think about the fact I even even Donna even, it didn't even dawn on me that Gruden's gonna be on the draft show, it's gonna be electric. Oh no, it didn't. Yeah. Consider one, one iota, but yes. And Gruden has taken a strong liking to one Liam Blutman. Yeah. And Frank Flemming.

Yes, and Frank, loves Frank, loves Frank. But that's great, cuz Gruden and Blutman are perfect. Just talking nothing but ball. I think is blood. Blutman's a top expert. Yeah. My favorite. My favorite thing Gruden does is he gets a little taste of somebody and then he'll point at them and be like, we need to talk. Yeah. What's your deal? Yeah. What's your deal, man? You did that with Blutman. Yeah. I saw a couple of days ago. So it deal, man? He did that with Bloodman. Yeah. I saw a couple days ago, so it sounds like they're,

they got something budding. A fun- Absolutely. A very funny moment from the other day when we were drawing up the play, I don't know if it got picked up, but he knows most of the people here, but he doesn't know everybody.

And then I forget what position Ebo was, but he's like, who's, whatever, who's the flanker? And then Ebo's like, man, Gruden goes, what's your name? And Ebo goes, Ebo. And Gruden, you goes? What's your name? And he goes Evo and You talk kind of doesn't understand. He goes. Yeah, it is He's the man he really is What what what's your problem coach what your your problem is it looks like you have money on this fucking game.

Okay. Oh, and the best- That's good shit. The best Gruden clip was the one from Saturday when Steven asked him what his worst- Half a football. Half a football was. You find that?

Did you guys see that one? I saw that. Oh, he's just... Yeah, I think he had a fun time, but I also think there's part of him like fuck those guys The worst first half you ever have was the worst day of your fucking life We need to do exit interviews when people do their first gambling cave experience. Yeah. Yeah. I think the before and after.

You're like the case. Titus had his first week at Barstool was March Madness. That was insane. And I remember just walking into, he was doing his show after like the whole weekend I was like you okay, and he's like I think Then I watched March Madness with you people and yeah Just going to random casinos in Ohio yelling at each other You know about the the fish Nickelodeon story that you know?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was literally the Leo meme for me and PFT. That's like the highest honor. Sports podcast follows you guys and P.F. man. It's here in the house. And we yeah, James is back. And this time he brought his friend, Ken Finn Hart and ice fish spice is here. Here in the house and we yeah

And they also someone pointed out I mean they made me a catfish and they made PFT a manatee, but I'm still way bigger Gain like new fans from that no, it's just cool I mean I showed my kids they didn't fully understand but they were like, yeah, that's cool Maybe this is gonna help you become more like Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, So you can just throw it on Nickelodeon and just slap your ass off it. Jim Harbaugh got screwed. He got the Chargers got outscored 32 to six after he got captured by the Dirty Bubble. Dirty Bubble. Not good at all. Yeah. That's the last thing you want.

It's so funny. What happens if like a gruesome injury occurs They do like slime coming out of them Mar Hamlin injured Lighten up Squidward he's dead Alright, let's spin the wheel we got to do some D&D. Tim Woods is here today. Oh yeah. Legend.

Everybody was making, you know we got the free lunch and everything, and everybody's making their lunch and he's just, he's sitting at the bar. It's just funny, watch, cause he's in his full- He's fully caped. He's fully caped. Walks in fully caped. Stay caped so you don't have to get caped.

Yeah, he's the best. This is our free lunch and this is our Dungeons and Dragons guy. Yeah. It's getting a little bare out there. Yeah. You see we had a piss incident the other day. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And I saw a friend in need. Yeah, you shut up and dribbled. I did piss. I did piss a little bit Yeah, but yeah, thank you. Thank you big. Yeah, that was quite the piss a lot of piss And I'm playing you big cat We played basketball right after and I was guarding big teams like did you change? Are we putting planko on here? Oh, yeah, right goes gotta be on there. Let's do two slivers up Yeah on each side. I like that a lot the the

the the the the the the the we'll all learn because it's yes it's a the Plinko is a fluid situation I think we think of the things we do every time yeah mm-hmm other than the middle when the oh wait who's on one tomorrow oh Stephen Che Che is I am yeah you have to

be on wake up mincy I thought he got out of it didn't he oh We got the hundred you got the hundred I saw you a hundred The hell does y'all do the other day? Yeah, I think you have to go on wake up. I don't wake up mincy. You lose the coin toss you yeah You lost one toss the coin to the coin toss was to go double or nothing I lost the money I understand, but I think you didn't you lose another and then I won the coin Oh, yeah, maybe we all know you need to be on wake wake up minutes. You're right. He did he was at 400 He went double or nothing that was

What's chat saying TJ somebody owes one God damn it We demand a wall, and I think they know who they are and they're just not speaking up Hmm was it Brandon it goes to him in his head. How would I know if I, I'll do it, fuck. You going warm? Look at him, he's just walking around caped up out there. I just looked down, he was like floating by back there

in his cape. Really positive guy. I follow. If you get in his orbit and he's just like. I love that dudes fly him out like he's an NBA chick. Yes. Yeah, it's so funny Sitting courtside in a cape so we gotta spin it again. Yeah

The only coin flip I lost was for 400 200 to 400 400 or 200 to zero you're sounding like your coach now I Like those plinkos being so close together Alright so we all play cook is the court today start Thursday When is this ever Rob's Rob said he's not gonna be heartbroken if we show this set okay so but I want to I want to get the whole Plinko right experience so Thursday we'll start with the Plinko do we just start tomorrow's episode no it'll be Friday right I don't know when they're off I think the show's Thursday yeah no no but they're tape we're taping. Oh, OK.

All right. So we'll Thursday I think we'll be able to start with Plinko deal. We owe Plinko there's a surviving Barstool finale set so we can't use the court rate. And since we're delaying it, we'll all do two pox, two pox, two pox. Thursday will be Plinko day. I love that. Some to look forward to. Yeah. For the people. Two pox each. And we also should refine Plinko before Thursday. Yeah, It will be Blanco day. I love that something to look forward to yeah for the people two pucks each It's and we also should refine plinko before Thursday. Yeah, let's yeah, let's refine it So that will be our first real plinko day. Mm-hmm. Oh, I will try to get the plexiglass. Yes. Yeah This is huge. Okay Thursday plinko day bar was right. Oh, what the heck.

The bar was right. That's eight now. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Bye, have a great week, love y'all so much, thanks for all the birthday wishes, stay safe out there, see you tomorrow, bye!