The Yak - RoboCop (1987) Rewatch With Commentary From Paddy The Baddy | The Yak 11-19-21
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It's the Yak. It's the act. It's the act.
Brandon's out today.
Big Cat's out today.
They're both taking mental health days.
Just a reminder that it's okay to, it's really okay to be sad.
Isn't that right, Owen?
And KB?
And the host of the show today, Paddy the Batty.
My host, yeah.
You're the host today.
Oh, man, stepping up.
Yeah.
I'm already loving this.
This is a live show, no delay.
So if you say something, the show will just get taken down the following day.
Can't we swear?
Oh, we can swear.
We can swear.
Motherfuckers.
What's your favorite?
What's your favorite swear?
Thank you.
I don't know if I can say it.
Everyone bitches about it.
Oh, cunt?
Yeah, cunt.
Yeah, you can say cunt.
Yeah, we say it all the time.
Cunt's my favorite word, lad.
Yeah, words and things?
Is it one of your favorite things?
Oh, yeah, you could say that as well.
Yeah.
You could say that as well.
Yeah, it's got it all.
It covers all the bases.
It covers plenty of bases.
It's not even a slur over there, though.
Not really.
It's more of a term of endearment.
Yeah, like you call your boy a cheeky cunt.
Yeah.
A proper cunt.
Yeah.
Like, I...
As I say it to people, like...
I think the boys in the booth are jealous. Go ahead. You guys, let's cut to them. Say it.... As I say it to people, like... I think the boys in the booth are jealous.
Go ahead.
You guys, let's cut to them.
Say it.
Let's all say it.
Let's all...
Cunt.
Not bad.
Not bad.
For a first-timer.
Cunt.
That wasn't a first-timer.
It felt foreign on TJ's lips.
The cunt on TJ's lips.
That was a first-timer.
You can't even say it on Twitter, lad.
My Twitter screen took off me for calling someone...
Pardon me. For calling someone a fat ugly cunt i think it was probably for fat
they never know what fucking targeted harassment they called it that's what they called it targeted
so they were fat that's why it was targeted that's that's the only way it's targeted um
yeah what are you doing in the city?
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
What am I doing here?
I'm going to fucking slap Arsenal tomorrow, aren't we, lad?
I do know.
I'm here for the Reds.
The Reds are going to kick Arsenal's ass tomorrow, lad.
Okay, I understand so far, yeah.
But are you here for anything in particular?
Just to watch Liverpool kick Arsenal's ass off?
There's a stream tomorrow.
That's what I mean.
Oh, word.
You guys are streaming
over in Jersey, right?
I don't even know where.
Oh, they're doing it here.
Let's go.
I just do as I'm told.
Let I turn up
and rip shit up
and get off.
Couldn't have said it
better myself.
Around the corner from here.
You like it or no?
Yeah, it's sad.
We stay the end of the week
when we come for the
MSG card.
We stayed in the same hotel. Would you ever move here uh i wouldn't move to new york no but america yeah
la move to america not at least san diego's the guy that's my favorite that's where i go to
san diego's the gaff lad been there the past couple of weeks it's you were in san diego the
gaff the gaff the gaff i think so the garfield Gaff. Oh, I thought you said the Garfield.
Like we say.
The fucking cat.
Go round to his Gaff.
Meaning like his house.
That's his house.
So San Diego is the house?
It's the Gaff.
You train out there?
Yeah, I've been training a lot.
I've been there, yeah.
I've been getting some training and all that.
It's just nice as well.
Being level and all.
Yeah.
Word, word. All right. Boys. What is this? being there yeah you got some training and all that which is nice as well being leveling up yeah word word
alright
boys
what is this
what's this
we didn't put in front of me
I feel like
I feel like Ron Bergen
do you know
a little bit
a little bit
speaking of San Diego
yeah
um
yeah
for sure
that was something
that made me laugh
KB to address
doing squats
with Ebony on his shoulders?
When did you do that?
Do you know Ebony, Paddy? Yeah, two days ago.
I did a handful.
Uh-huh.
When did you squat her?
A couple days ago
on my shoulders.
Yeah, she's only about 60 kilos.
Yeah, she ain't bad.
She ain't much.
Yeah, it was easy for me.
I can probably do
about a one.
It's fine.
I need a bigger bitch.
You can get stronger, Paddy.
There's always a bigger bitch.
That's the golden rule.
That is the golden rule.
There's always a bigger one.
Every time you think you found the biggest,
lo and behold, next day.
We say big bitch.
What would you say in Britain?
Fat cunt. We we say big bitch. What would you say in Britain? Fat cunt.
A fat cunt.
Okay.
We say that as well.
What about a bird?
Like a fluffy bird?
We say like...
An emu.
A funny one, what Scousers say is,
when you reference like your girlfriend,
there's me camel.
Your camel?
Your camel.
Yeah.
Why is that?
If your girl...
Cockney ramen slang.
Your camel head.
Your beard.
Yeah, but why camel? That implies. Yeah. Why is that? If your girl... Coffin-y ramen slung. Your camel head. Your beard. Yeah, but why camel?
That implies...
Is it camel head?
That implies, like, scoliosis or something.
Yeah, yeah.
That's just something more people say.
Love it.
Love me camel.
Love it.
Look, there's our boy.
Uh-oh.
What, lads?
Oh, yeah.
What time do you call this lot?
Where the fuck is that from?
Yes.
Adam? Are we boys? No, just the
the crew
just a hiccup on the tube
just wanted to say
get that mask off lad
we haven't got germs
come on
yeah you do bro
I'm fucking looking at you right now
what are you talking about
you don't have germs bro
Paddy I'm Ron
yes lad how are we
nice to meet we
nice to meet you like why is my friend
what's going on
just talking about
Ron Begindy
and fat cunts
we were wondering
what they called
overweight women
in England
nah what do you
just call like
like
do you know
the term slag
when you like
slag someone off
yeah
no like she's a slag
what does that mean
whore she's a slut yeah she's a slag what does that mean whore
she's a slut
yeah she's a slut
okay
whore
slags one
slags another shell
dude you know what
threw me for a loop
was fanny
I always thought
it meant butt
pussy right
well I always
thought it meant butt
you mean fanny was butt
I used to think that
you never thought that
I always assumed puss
you always assumed fanny
was
no no no
I always thought fanny was butt I don't. You always assumed fanny was... No, no, no. I always thought fanny was butt.
I thought fanny was butt.
I thought fanny was butt.
I thought fanny was butt.
I thought fanny was butt.
I thought fanny was someone's asshole.
No, like a grandmom will say, like,
oh, get your fannies, like, upstairs.
They're talking about pussies.
Your fucking little pussy.
Ron, your grandma was talking about your little pussy.
I did.
I didn't know that my grandma knew about my little pussy.
Assuming my gender.
Assuming I had a pussy.
I remember I was playing Medal of Honor on the Xbox in front of my grandma
and convinced her it was Saving Private Ryan.
The show?
She was very sick.
And what, she just watched it like it was a movie?
Yeah.
She thought it was a movie.
She thought it was a first-person movie.
Whenever I think of old games like that, I just think of Xbox parties.
They were the best.
Xbox parties, yeah. Like the lobbies. The Xbox live parties. You were getting some words off. I thought you old games like that, I just think of Xbox parties. They were the best. Xbox parties, like the lobbies.
The Xbox Live parties.
You were getting some words off.
I used to say some vicious shit to people on there.
KB, what was your gamer tag?
Gone are the days.
Country Hawk.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I was too dumb and young to figure out how to set your own,
so it was like one of the default options.
It gave an adjective and a noun.
Me and my boy, I was hockey was ghost boy uh we made got one of them is was healed
giraffe what healed giraffe healed yeah that's what it was
i'm not buying it we ended up calling him like long
giraffe as a nickname yeah Yeah, Long Giraffe.
You know what I mean?
And turned into his whole nickname?
Yeah, turned into a proper nickname for him.
His whole identity just off the...
Dude, that's what the other guy did.
That's what Childish Gambino did as well, I think.
He did the Wu-Tang Clan name generator.
Yeah.
What's that?
Kind of a bad name.
It's just like the Wu-Tang Clan.
Should we pull it up?
Yeah, we should probably pull it up.
Should we get our Wu-Tang Clan names?
Yeah, let's all do it now.
Let's all do it right now.
TJ can probably get it for us.
You don't even have to do it on the phone.
TJ's got it.
TJ's fucking slick.
A lot of times when a girl is bigger in America,
we compare her to a linebacker.
That's like a bigger position in the NFL and football.
Do you guys have anything along those lines?
A fullback or something like that?
Nah, a fullback's a quick.
They run up and down the wing. Maybe a center back. Or she's like a goalie. A fullback or something like that? Nah, the fullbacks are quick. They run up and down the wing.
Maybe a center back.
Or she's like a goalie.
A goalie.
A goalie.
She's like a goalie.
She's a goalie.
So I think if you do Donald Glover on this, it'll be childish Gambino.
I'm sure.
Nope, so this isn't the right site.
But it could be random every single time, though.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
It could be.
It might just be.
What do you mean? No, no. Yeah, that's what I thought. Impossible. It might just follow you.
What do you mean?
No, no.
Oh, maybe it's not.
Look at TJ.
Fact-checking you.
He fact-checked the fuck out of me.
Go to another one. He just put me in checkmate badly.
Sight couldn't see.
Oh, Corvus Strong.
Jesus Christ, that's terrible.
That's horrible for you.
Corvus?
What's a Corvus?
That's fucking bad.
KB. KB. Whatvus? What's a Corvus? That's fucking bad. KB.
What is that?
Swag.
Evil
What is that?
You need glasses because you're the closest to the TV.
Evil Foolish.
That's a sweet rap name for you.
Evil Foolish. Where did Patty the
Batty come from? Short ferret raging.
You okay with that?
Ferret raging.
What the fuck?
They gave this motherfucker a sentence fragment.
Try the actual name, lad, and see what comes up.
Patrick Pimlet.
Yeah, what?
Come on, say Patrick, not Paddy.
Romanticist angry.
God damn.
These are some funky-ass shit names, these, lad.
These are shit.
That's better.
Paul slashing.
Paul slashing.
Paul slashed them bitches up.
I was thinking of, like, a father.
Like, Paul, like, you slashed your own dad.
Bandit mythic.
It should be the other way around.
Mythic bandit.
I like that.
I'll take that.
Yeah, mythic bandit would be better, lad.
A mythic bandit.
Oh, it's just night time.
Do Young Dolph.
No.
Stop, bro.
Stop taking a victory lap.
Come on.
It was a tense situation.
A little fucking levity, huh?
It was a victory lap over your incredible joke at a dead man's expense.
I wasn't laughing.
I was laughing at how bold you were to make that joke, not at anything else.
What was the joke?
You alley-ooped me.
Why else would you say a word?
Why would you phrase it like that?
What joke was it?
KB made a joke about a rapper
that was killed 12 hours beforehand.
Not even, yeah, yeah.
Nah, I've had, nah.
That's KB.
It's too soon.
I'm with you, lad.
Someone said that to me.
You gotta get him off.
Someone said that to me
after I put a tweet.
I got a DM from...
When Kobe died.
Oh, did you have a tweet
when Kobe died?
I didn't, like,
take the piss out of him.
You were slagging him off?
Why?
You didn't fully
take the piss out of him?
Some American said something
and I said,
lad, there's more chance
of Kobe coming back to life
than him beating me.
That's fine.
And did he win?
Did he win?
Full Shafir.
I was meant to fight him
in the November
and he missed weight
by 10 pounds
and we never fought
so his mate was still
chatting shit
I ended up just
saying to him
lad come on
more chance of Kobe
coming back to life
than your mate beating me
damn
you are
a few people bit
are you a heavy weight cutter
no
not when I go
just out of camp
I enjoy me food lad
that's good yeah
I know some people just you know know, go full death mode.
I have done in the past.
I've cut, like, I've cut 18 pounds overnight, lad.
See what I'm saying?
That's insane.
Doing baths and saunas.
Is that unhealthy?
Sauna suit, yes.
That's what I'm saying.
It's bad for your brain, long term.
Have you seen it where I was sick in the cage?
No.
Get it up, lad.
Get it the fuck, TJ.
Get it up. 18 in one day so you were just like
sauna sauna in and out sauna suit yeah and that was even worse it was even worse with that one
because i had the earache in that night and i had like one hour's kip all night and i just kept
getting in the bath out the bath in the bath and then in the end i ran out of time in the bath and
i had to just get dragged in and out of sauna. Yeah, this is it. I cut 18 pounds overnight.
And this is right before the fight?
No, this is it.
I just won, lad.
I just won.
Just won.
Yeah.
And then look, I get interviewed.
Is there footage of you cut down?
What's this now, lad?
He interviews me.
And as I'm getting interviewed, lad, I'm giving him proper one-word answers.
And, lad, I just go...
Wait, no, you puke?
Yeah, lad.
Everyone thinks it's blood.
As you know, when I talk, I don't normally shut up.
But, look, I'm like, shit, I'm going to spew you.
You can tell.
Oh, yeah, that's a pre-puke face.
Why does it go...
Oh, you were just staring out into nothing. You look out there. Oh, yeah, that's a pre-puke face. Why is it gross? Oh, you were just staring out into nothing.
You look out there.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
There's the breathing.
A little bit too much saliva in the mouth.
Yeah, but 45 is your weight class at the minute.
Only 21 I grow in diabetes.
Okay. He was expecting a little bit more out of you.
I turned now and I'm like,
here's a bucket.
Good job, that was main event.
What do you think you need to do a bit more of now?
We know you're on the ground, but what do you want
to work on with your team at NextGen now?
Diet.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
The crowd was into it.
Oh, that looks like blood.
That's what everyone said.
They thought it was blood, lad.
That's like one of my most viewed clips on YouTube.
What was it from?
Was it from just everything you ate after you cut the weight?
I ate them as...
And then swallowing, I guess, blood.
No, it was off just...
I'd done five rounds.
I was exhausted.
After three rounds, I got back to the corner and said,
lad, I'm fucked.
I can't...
I'm fucked.
They were like...
I was like
I don't know if I can carry on
they were like
fucking short you're out
you will carry on
and I just got through
the last two rounds
I lost the last two rounds
but I'd won the first three
so I knew I was three rounds up
I just avoided them
what were you doing
for the last two rounds
just getting your ass beat
and being sick
that's why I had a big fat lift
like that lad
I was just moving away
moving away
trying to grab hold of him
shit like that but he never finished me lad trying to grab hold of him um like that but
you never finished me not i mean there we go finished you so you guys weigh in like
employees you weigh in like 24 hours before the fight yeah and how much do you think you put on
with that one that went back into that fight about 170 but about 25 pounds
25 in a day yeah because i'd cut 18 cut 18 overnight. It's still like, that's still fucking hard as shit.
About 20 pounds,
something like that.
Is that,
what is that mostly from?
Water weight.
A lot of water weight,
yeah.
Like last time,
lad.
Oh yeah.
There's a belt on.
Last time,
lad,
I,
the picture on the left
is incredible.
The picture on the left,
that was going to get me
made to come and stand
behind me and do that.
Oh,
a pregnancy picture.
I was going to put the picture up
and put six months gone.
Six months. But, yeah, picture. I was going to put the picture up and put six months gone. Six months.
But, yeah, with the last one,
I only had to do, like, three pounds in a sauna.
Yeah, it's not bad at all.
It's nothing.
But then even then, the way you did 155 and a half,
and the next day when I woke up, it was 172.
Still, 155.
How tall are you?
5'10".
Is there a chance that they, like,
stop letting people cut weight?
Like, is there...
I can diet to 155, literally.
I can diet to it.
So I'd be happy if they did that.
In fighting, like, in wrestling, people, like, died from cutting weight.
So they, like, implemented a certification where you have to, like, be hydrated.
But people just cheat that.
We would bring in, like, five-hour energy bottles of water and use that as our pick
1FC do something similar
1FC do something where like
if you're a flyweight
you're gonna have to
weigh in at like
135
if you're a bouncer
you're weighing at 145
you know what I mean
you're weighing at like
the weight above
and you check your water
what's inside
make sure you're not
cutting weight
but people figure out
ways around it
that fella who beat
Demetrius Johnson a couple of months ago he lad, he looked like a weight class above him.
Yeah.
He was just way bigger?
Yeah.
So what does it do to your brain?
You said it fucks up your brain, KB?
People say that, like persistent dehydration, malnutrition.
It's long-term effects on your mind.
That makes a lot of sense.
It's very neurotoxic.
That one, see that one there?
That was the fourth time that year.
That was the fourth time
in seven months
I'd made 145
and every single one of them
I had a big weight cut.
Jesus.
And every one
it got progressively worse.
Shit.
Were you just tired
on the day of the fight?
Like,
if you only had one hour
of sleep the day before?
Like,
you just fucking...
The night before the fight
it went like that
because you're weighing
on the frat.
Oh,
gotcha,
gotcha.
Two nights before.
Another reason I spewed up there
because it was a
I used to be an absolute helmet lad
I fucking
I went and got a
you said a helmet
yeah
what the fuck is that
what's a helmet
that's another way
like a dumbass
were you a dumbass
that's what it said
oh yeah
that makes sense
I like these helmet ass
I went to fucking
Starbucks lad
and got a hot chocolate
and a
and some Ferrero Rocher he's from the Tesco just before we got on the min lad, and got a hot chocolate. And some Ferrero Rocher.
He's from the Tesco just before we got on the minibus.
You got a sweet tooth.
Some chocolates?
Yes, yes.
How are we, Dave?
You good?
There will be college football tomorrow.
College football.
College football shit.
It's soccer Saturday.
Soccer Saturday.
It's not soccer, though.
It's footy lad
yeah
your football's handball
I'm with that
the older in the land
American handball
this guy doesn't know
it's the fastest growing sport
it's the most popular sport
in the world
which is
footy
footy
no American handball is
no no no yours
yeah you know that
you know that
he's on it
he knows better
so what are you going to do
to impose your will on Dave
Dave kind of just came in and
Grabbed that Mike
Because he's gonna get more feet
Bully Dave that I can bully because I know I know me level I know me level
So that means you can bully pretty much anyone can Can you bully Erica? Can you bully... Who else can...
I'll do what I want.
Fucking go.
Let's go.
Walk into Erica's office.
Be like, I'm the token CEO now.
You should.
You got to.
How was last night?
How was the live show?
It was good, lads.
It was good.
We had a laugh.
We had a proper laugh.
The only thing was...
Uh-oh. it was good we had a laugh we had a proper laugh but eh the only thing we have to do
uh oh
I was going to say
lad I got pissed off
lad I lost my bank card
last night
you did?
I do it every weekend
for me
it's the only card
I can use
all of them in America
lad
you need some money?
apple pack
let's put together
some money for Paddy
yeah
get on the dole.
All right.
Yeah.
Owen-Roder on Venmo.
He'll send it to you.
Owen-Roder.
It's O-E-D.
Fuck yeah.
What's wrong with being on the dole, though?
I feel like everybody in here is like, I got too much pride to be on the dole.
That's something I've never been on.
What are we talking about?
The dole, bro. been on what are we talking about
yeah the gyro check what is it yeah i don't even know what that is no it's like a welfare yeah
foreign language unemployment yeah yeah unemployment or welfare
like a welfare check
like that's what
McGregor says
Duddy McGregor says
I was getting welfare checks
until like the week
before he fought
in the UFC
really
yeah
that's fucking nuts
how much is
I never got a single
welfare check
done it all myself
yeah
there we go
fuck yeah
I watched a movie about it
and the dudes were like
I've never been on the dole
like I got too much pride to be on the dole why can't you be on the dole I'd love to be on the dole give dudes were like, I've never been on the dole. Like, I got too much pride to be on the dole.
Why can't you be on the dole?
I'd love to be on the dole.
Give me on the dole.
I want to get on the dole.
You were never on the dole?
Were you ever on the streets busking for money?
Not busking.
Like, we had to do some shit, but we got through it.
We got through it.
Yeah.
We were only young.
Yeah, dude, I want to get on the dole, bro.
I'm trying to get...
It's only like 90 quid a week.
That's all the quid it is?
Yeah. What can you even get with that? How much qu It's only like 90 quid a week. That's all a quid is? Yeah.
What can you even get with that?
How much quid?
I need more quid than that.
Shit.
90 quid?
That's like 20 Ferrero Rochers
and like 30 hot chocolates,
probably.
Lad, it's...
It's about fucking
five gram of decent hash.
You know what I mean?
That's about it.
Damn, you only have hash
two over there, huh?
Where's the...
There's all sorts over there,
lad, just not as much as here.
The fucking skunk?
Yeah.
He's smoking the fucking skunk.
You've been watching, lad.
You've been watching.
He's smoking the fucking skunk.
The skunk?
He sounds like a jock.
The fucking skunk, dude.
Your wee cunt.
What do they fucking spray on the shit to make it skunk?
Oh, is that how it got its name?
It smells like that?
No, that's just weed.
But it's like weed.
I thought they sprayed it with like Raid or some shit like that.
They spray it with some trash.
No, there was one.
What was it?
There was one with Gruen.
Like, you can grow in people's bedrooms.
Oh, yeah?
It's called cheese.
It's called cheese?
Fucking Gruen.
The smell of it is proper strong.
Well, stronger than these. Bedroom cheese? A little bedroom cheese smell of it is proper strong. Well, stronger than these.
Bedroom cheese.
A little bedroom cheese.
That doesn't sound great.
Yeah, that sounds disgusting.
Yeah, lad, fucking hell, the weather's shit by ours, lad.
You can't grow weed outdoors.
You know, people have to get in the Marsbach bedroom.
I don't get a few pots.
That's probably why it's so expensive, or why you got the hash.
Yeah, it is.
It's a lot more expensive back home, like, and the quality is nowhere near as good. Everybody's building up zoots, putting tobacco in there and shit. That's a lot more expensive back home, and the quality is nowhere near as good.
Everybody's building up zoos,
putting tobacco in there and shit.
That's a joint, lad.
Yeah.
That's a joint.
A fucking joint.
Yous do blunts.
Yeah, we do blunts, but joints as well.
You fuck with the spice?
You like Whippets?
The K2?
If anyone here ended up on Spice, lad,
they'd be on the street next week like that.
That's how they look. That's how they look?
That's how they look.
That's Spice's
rough gear, lad.
People end up on it
in the UK.
People end up on it
in prison.
Yeah.
In jail, lad.
It's killing you guys.
You see all videos
of people in jail
going...
Because of the Spice.
Because of the Spice.
That's the equivalent
to our K2,
like synthetic weed.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Rough, lad. But some places that's all you can get is K2, like synthetic weed. Oh, really? Yeah.
But some places, that's all you can get is K2. Spice is fish food, you know?
It smells like it.
No, I don't know.
K2 smells like fish food.
Oh, it is.
Is it actually fish food?
It's something to do with fish, yeah.
We should try it.
We should try it.
I would try it.
Because it probably isn't like that for everybody.
I wouldn't say it if I was you, lad.
I'd be like Bobby.
Once you have a go, you're fucked on it, lad. I'd be like was you, lad. I've heard it's like Bobby. Once you have a go, you're fucking hooked on it, lad.
I've heard it's like heroin, lad.
Yeah, that sounds awesome, man.
The way people talk about heroin
fucking sounds incredible, bro.
I'll be honest, I've said
if I'm ever on my deathbed and I've been
told I've got like a few days
to live, go and get me
some heavy Bob
and we'll fucking
shoot it up, mate.
The fuck?
You'll snort some Bobby?
Is Bobby heroin?
That's meant to be the...
Yeah, yeah, it's heroin.
Give me some Bobby
and some Mandy.
Maybe some Charlie.
What about the Charlie, though?
What's that?
I'm on an iPhone 7.
You're on an iPhone 7?
Me too.
The home button.
I love the press feel.
I like the way
it's the fingerprint.
That's not too bad,
but lad,
the other day, do you want to know why I've got this phone?
The other day, I was on a jog
in San Diego. I always
keep mentioning to Graham, it's these grids.
Lad, why are your grids that big?
Subtitles.
Lad, I just think of it whenever
I see these fucking grids anyway.
Oh, really? Sewer.
You thought you were going to fall into it? I had to climb in it. Oh, really? Sewer. Sewer. Sewer. You thought you were
going to fall into it?
I had to climb in it.
Oh, because you dropped
your phone?
Oh, it fell in.
I was jogging,
twisted my ankle,
fell over.
Fucking.
Went flying, lad,
on this road in San Diego.
Phone went out my hand.
I seen my phone sliding.
I was like,
don't, don't, don't, don't.
And it dropped it off fucking eight feet down. I went to slide state and I was like don't don't don't don't and it dropped the bar
fucking 8 feet down
like I went to
slide state
and I noticed
there was like
a little ladder
so I had to
it was like
one of the fucking
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
you crawled down
in the sewer
I had to climb down
the steps
to get my phone out
yeah
sneaky goaded
I had to
I jogged back
got back to the gaff
and was like
yeah my phone's working,
FaceTime me, mate.
As I'm on FaceTime, my screen goes black.
So you went down to the sewer for nothing.
You got a sewer phone.
You have a gaff in San Diego, but San Diego's also the gaff?
Yeah, San Diego is the gaff.
You got a place there?
You stay there?
No, it's not my place.
Yeah, the embassy suite.
And Slatter could be getting a place there next year, lad.
You never know.
You never know.
Might have to
is that the favorite
city you've been to
how many cities
have you been to
out here
New York
Texas
and San Diego
Texas is one of the
biggest cities
it's fucking massive
is it Frisco
or Fresno
Fresno
oh it's California
Frisco
it's the Dallas
Dallas yeah
Frisco and I went
to where JFK
got shot in that as well
Yeah
Of course
Did you go there to see where
You just wanted to see where he got shot?
Yeah
That's all they have in Dallas
That is all they have in Dallas
Yeah, the mob killed JFK
They did
I thought it was the fucking FBI
Yeah, I thought it was the inside job
No, it was the mob, lad
He was getting involved in shit in Cuba
He had no business in
Damn, the fucking Bay of Pigs Damn Good job. No, it was the mob lad. He was getting involved in shit in Cuba. He had no business in.
Damn, the fucking Bay of Pigs?
Damn.
Now, do you think Zuckerberg's a lizard, or?
Didn't he have to come out there on a video today and explain that he's not a lizard, someone said to me?
Yeah, he's using barbecue sauce to humanize himself.
Yeah.
Well, if you've got to explain that you're not a lizard, then you probably are.
You probably are.
Wise words. Bieber is, too. Justin Bieber's a lizard, then you probably are. You probably are. Wise words.
Bieber is, too.
Justin Bieber's a lizard, too.
You think Bieber's a lizard? You never saw that video?
Nah.
Where his eyes go fucking...
Yo, TJ, you've got to pull that video up, please.
Where Justin Bieber's eyes kind of go...
They go reptilian?
There's also a video of him and Selena buying meth in Los Feliz.
People think the queen's a shapeshifting lizard in the UK.
Really? I heard that. Some people's heads are gone. Why would you pick that shape? Helmet. people think the queen's a shape shift and lizard in the UK really
some people's heads are gone
why would she pick that shape
of all the shapes
she chose an elderly woman
there's better shapes
there could be way better shapes
dude you know what I saw
that really fucked me up
that kamikaze pilots
three people would have to go
on the mission
that shit fucked the drummer boy in the back that wasn't just one person me up that kamikaze pilots three people would have to go on the mission and they
had a fucking like a second pilot's like communications. Oh, fuck. These are the amounts of people that die in there for no reason at all.
Misstep in efficiency.
They only need one month.
Do those planes have seatbelts?
I think they did, dude.
What a waste of oxygen tank.
The allocation of funds makes no sense.
Do you think they have small talk on it?
Do you think they get nervous when there's turbulence?
Oh, shit.
I fucking hate flying.
This is going to get better, right?
The whole ride isn't going to be like this.
A little like that on the line, but then I'm on each other's shoulder.
It's terrifying.
Do they have snacks on board?
At first they said that they were flying the full planes,
and then they realized that it was just like they're dumping millions of dollars down the toilet,
and so they started stripping down the planes to make them shitty but i was reading these articles about them and like these these guys who are like 92 when they're like
recounting it but they were like we would have to uh like land our planes sometimes like something
would go wrong and like there were like failed kamikaze missions where they just landed they
just like lived that was like failing for them i them i can't believe that i'd fail every single time i'll be failing on purpose but three people just
seem so unnecessary way too much it just fucked me up to read it i don't need one person to fly
yeah that's honest if you need to be a good pilot either you're not landing
if you want to be on a kamikaze plane you want to be flying it
yeah
the guy that's doing
the communications
if I was him
I'd be jumping out love
yeah
definitely
why not
definitely
there's always been
unnecessary
like the drummer boy
in like the civil war
that shit's hilarious
that's so funny
it's just like
all these men
heavily rugged bearded men
marching to their death and then like a boy just like playing.
Well, it's the equivalent of like putting on headphones to go for like a long run, an excruciating run.
You need the pump up music.
They didn't have streaming back then.
They did play something.
They needed a boy.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, did you see this shit?
I don't like this
How do you do that
Wow is it black though
Is it fake
I don't know
Look at that shit bro
That shit doesn't look fake
That shit looks fucking real
The OG clip is off YouTube
It's only debunking theories
Thank you
Damn Thank you It's some bullshit Debunking Theories. Thank you.
Thank you.
It's some bullshit.
They're trying to fucking silence us, the people who fucking know.
Dude, but people on Japanese warships, they'd have full bands playing and shit.
They would have a 20-piece band.
That's dope.
On the warship.
Yeah, just a ton of people playing as the pilots fly off.
Do you think those are the same level as other soldiers?
If that happened nowadays, you'd need prestige worldwide.
Just on the boats.
Prestige.
Worldwide.
Lead them on their love.
Or something more modern, at least some kind of DJ.
DJ.
Yeah, a war DJ.
A war DJ.
It's like some Mad Max shit. Just a fucking sick of DJ. They just have people. Yeah, a war DJ. A war DJ. It's like some Mad Max shit.
Just a fucking sick war DJ.
Some horrible, what's that fucking type of music called again?
Dubstep.
Yeah.
Going into war with the Martin Garrix times Oasis mashup.
That would get me wanting to kill. Wasn't there like a war movie recently, like a World War II movie that had a dubstep soundtrack?
Really?
It was the Red Tails, Red Hawks, something like that. Yeah. There had a dubstep soundtrack really it was
the Red Tails Redhawks don't make that yeah there was a dubstep song in the
trailer yeah it's kind of sick that's kind of mentioned this to someone else
do they but I watched that don't care today and that's such a bad film
Dunkirk's bad Dunkirk Harry Styles that was critically acclaimed right yeah and
seeing it was because it was saying it was gonna win Yeah. And when I watched it and seeing it was critical,
a lot of people were saying
it was going to win the Oscars.
When I watched it,
I was like,
that's why it didn't win
the fucking Oscars.
It was nominated?
Why?
What did you see?
Harry Styles just being a soldier
and you're like,
you're in a boy band?
Tom Hardy's just sitting
in a fucking plane holding.
He is.
Do nothing else.
Just sits in a plane.
Yeah, there was a lot
of sitting around
for a war movie.
Everybody's just sitting
on boats, sitting in planes. Everybody's just waiting. Go and fight someone. Yeah, it was a lot of sitting around for a war movie. Everybody's just sitting on boats, sitting in planes.
Everybody's just waiting.
Go and fight someone in a little car.
Yeah, exactly.
Blow someone's head off.
That's the reality of it.
I feel like old war movies, they used to just...
A lot of sitting around.
There'd be explosions and people would have to jump out of a tower or something like that.
It was the least realistic looking explosions.
And I was trying to think, what were the first war movies where they show people getting their fucking heads blown off yeah
or like arms fucking ripped off robo platoon maybe because i was yeah one of the first one
what was full metal jacket maybe yeah like that yeah i know robocop had the guy get his head like
the shot through the head and it was an x rating so they had to like oh really because he got shot
in the head remember robocoCop, lad?
RoboCop was sick.
Yeah.
Remember the body at the end of it, lad?
The big crazy machine?
Yeah.
That big old thing.
It was like from Star Wars.
Dude, I never saw RoboCop.
TJ, can you put on RoboCop?
Yeah, let's just fucking watch RoboCop. I actually never got around to it.
Or Kindergarten Cop.
Oh, I watched Kindergarten Cop.
You've never seen Kindergarten Cop?
Not even once.
I've seen Jingle All the Way, but not Kindergarten Cop.
You've never seen Kindergarten Cop? Kindergarten Cop pops the The Way, but not Kindergarten Cop. You've never seen Kindergarten Cop?
Not even a snippet.
Take them headphones off.
Go on.
I'm going to watch it.
Go watch Kindergarten Cop.
Say it like a buck.
It's incredible.
I can't believe you haven't seen Kindergarten Cop.
He's got a fucking fillet.
That's like saying you haven't seen A Knight's Tale.
That's my favorite movie.
I rewatch it every week.
Or saying you haven't seen Black Knight
with Martin Lawrence.
He's never seen Black Knight.
You never saw Black Knight?
Not even a little bit.
Go home.
Go home.
Go watch the Black Knight.
Get out of here now.
Go watch the Black Knight.
He goes back in time
and it's a black dude
and he fucking lands.
He goes back in time
and he becomes a knight.
Picture a knight
but he's a black knight, dude.
He throws everyone for a loop, dude.
Picture a knight, but in a basketball jersey.
What's the Martin Lawrence film, though, lad?
Blue Streak.
No, that one's funny.
I'm thinking of the one where he gets stung by a bee,
and he gets the busy sack.
What the fuck is that?
What?
He's got the what?
Bee movie?
No, I'll get it up now.
That's fucking Seinfeld.
That's still security, is it?
What is it?
National security? Yeah, no, no. National security is a National Security, is it? What is it? National Security.
No, National Security is a movie.
He gets stung by a bee.
It wasn't good.
You haven't seen that, Owen?
No.
Go home.
Go home.
Go fucking watch it.
Nah, that's not that good.
Alright, yeah.
I guess Robocop.
Honestly, we should just have Robocop in the background.
Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
Patty, I had a question about my favorite movie.
It's Eurotrip.
Oh, yeah. 2004. What do you think of it? Or how was that received? Yeah, that was quite yeah, dude. Paddy, I had a question about my favorite movie. It's Eurotrip. Oh, yeah.
2004.
What do you think of it?
Or how was that received?
Yeah, that was quite funny, lad.
Except for the nude beach, though, bro.
The nude beach was whack, bro.
I went into that movie expecting to see titties,
and it was a bunch of dongs.
It's just like Roadtrip, innit?
Yeah.
But Euro.
Yeah, it's just literally like Roadtrip.
Best scene is when the dude does the robot, though.
I haven't seen it in that long, so I can't remember. What do you want about the in-betweeners, dude? Euro. Yeah. Yeah. It's just literally like roads. Best scene is when the dude does the robot though. Yeah.
I haven't seen it in that long.
I can't remember.
What do you want about the in-betweeners there?
I love the in-betweeners.
That's the TV program.
Yeah.
They had two movies I think. Yeah.
They made two films.
Yeah.
They made two films.
What's the in-betweeners?
I love it.
You don't know the in-betweeners?
You're a Peep Show fan?
What are they in between?
Peep Show.
Peep Show is quite funny.
You know what I discovered a couple of months ago,
which is proper funny, lad?
Modern Family.
Modern Family's good.
Lad, it's progressive.
You know that...
You're laughing me head off at that, me like...
You know, only one of those gay dudes on the show is gay.
Can you pick which one?
Can you guess which one's actually gay?
The red-headed dude or the fat dude?
I'm gonna go with the fat dude.
You're wrong. You're wrong. Am I? It? The red-headed dude or the fat dude? I'm going to go with the fat dude. You're wrong.
You're wrong.
It's the red-headed dude, yeah.
Yeah, the fat dude used to date somebody that used to work here.
Pardon?
What?
Julie Stewart Binks.
Shut up.
No, is that true?
And Eric Stokes.
There's, like, pictures of them on the red carpet.
They ran around?
She must be devastated now thinking
shit
nah she's doing well
she's got her own thing going
but he's definitely
rich as fuck though
now that
that money has to be
rolling in
it must be beautiful money
syndication money
he's definitely
getting crazy money
what's that other new one
that we miss
is being much like
love and I'm start
Frankie and Grace is it
oh yeah
that is quite funny that you know I don't know Frankie and Grace is it oh yeah that is quite funny
that you know
I don't know
Frankie and Grace
I don't know that
it's got Matt and Sheenan
where he's
KB hooked up with
Elijah Dushku
last weekend
remember her
yeah
an Albanian
double headed bird
tattooed on the
bottom of her neck
I don't know
what the fuck
is going on
oh you would know
if you saw
too bad Robocop
is on
otherwise
I'd pull it off
oh yeah
like the first scene
in Robocop is up there with fucking, like you're like, whoa, this
is heavy. Really? I've never seen it. Is it about to happen? Yeah, it's about to happen.
The first scene, you're like, Jesus, this is meant to be a fucking 12 or something.
Is somebody about to get fucking killed in a studio or something like that? It's like
the first scene in Conan the Barbarian, love. You're dropping these movies I haven't seen.
You've never seen Conan?
I haven't seen Conan.
Jesus.
I'm sorry, bro.
I've seen fucking...
It's another legend.
I've seen movies.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, man.
What a guy.
Arnold.
Can you guys shut up?
I'm trying to watch a fucking movie.
I actually kind of am, too.
But without sound on, I'm trying to pick up context clues.
It's this scene now.
They'll let this fair scene.
It goes off.
Oh, this is Detroit?
Are you hoping to get to Detroit?
It's not actually Detroit.
That's Dallas.
No way.
They thought Dallas looked like a future Detroit.
Really?
Yeah.
No way.
Well, you have been to Dallas.
I was going to say, if you're trying to get to Detroit.
That's why he's all robo-copped up right now.
I've never been to Detroit.
This guy's a classic police chief.
A get-in-my-office- a classic police chief. A get in my office
ass type police chief.
You know what another
good one I like
that always reminds me
because it's Arnie again.
Time Cop.
No, not Time Cop.
What was it called?
Last Action Hero.
Last Action Hero.
That's incredible.
That's fucking incredible
because it's funny
but it's also fucking
a lot of action.
A lot of action.
You never seen that?
No, I've seen Shaun of the Dead.
All right.
Belter.
All right, that's a flex.
That's a belter for sure.
It's on ITV2 in the UK at 172 weeks or something.
What about Run Fat Boy Run?
Is that still on over there, or is that politically incorrect?
No, not as much, but in Bruges.
You could say that in Bruges.
Fucking fantastic.
What a film, that belter film.
Shit. I watched it on the plane coming here lad
it's an old one
but it's one of my favourites
breakfast at Tiffany's
you want breakfast
at Tiffany's
oh yeah
Good Will Hunting
is an unbelievable film
you know
what a film
makes you want to be a man
makes you want to be
your own man
makes you want to be
a janitor
makes you want to
just go and put a note
on your mate's doorstep
and just fuck off to another city.
I've always wanted to disappear.
Ever since I appeared, I've wanted to disappear.
You can do that in America, though, lad.
It's that big.
England's that small and there's that many CCTV cameras, lad.
You can't fucking go anywhere without everyone knowing.
They just still see you.
You're just down the road.
They're like, that's you, Paddy.
You're fucked, lad. I guess he like, that's you, Paddy.
He's there.
I'm never coming back.
Yeah, you're like there.
With cell phones, it's hard to fuck off with cell phones, too.
Just call you up right away.
Is some shit about to go down in the police station?
No, no, no, no. I want another fellow officer who's being shot.
Don Cheadle.
Rick Moranis.
Rick Moranis.
He's about to get duffed. No. You see the video. Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. He's about to get duffed.
No.
You see the video of Rick Moranis getting punched in New York?
That was a shame.
As soon as he said he was, like, unretired from acting.
This dude was like, nope, nuh-uh.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Ghostbusters.
The old dude with the glasses.
He got just punched in New York.
Why?
Back of the head.
Random civilian.
Random civilian.
That should happen more often if you think about it.
Disgruntled homeless man
just duffed him.
He just fucking smoked him.
That's not funny.
You can't laugh at that.
He's an old man.
The homeless people
here are just different.
Like, there's a fellow
walking around the other day
and like,
his head was on land
with his hips.
Oh, he was hung.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of people, yeah.
Yeah, bro. That that happens everywhere some of them
aren't even homeless no yeah what are you up to yeah you're shaped like a curse of arm no yeah
they look like the the rollings they look like a staple remover surely that hurts more the fact
you're walking like that stand up straight you'll feel a lot better just do it and it
that video in new york what I've seen where a news crew
like followed some woman
who went back to a car
and she was
panhandling
and it turned out
she was rich
she had a Mercedes
driving away
she was walking around
with a little
good for her
get your money
we should do an inspirational video
where we tell the homeless
to stand up straight
yeah
stand up straight
you'll get a Mercedes someday
yeah I know what
he's gonna have to do
If this is this scene
In a minute you know
Think that on the way
To this scene
Now it gets
Gets heavy
Holy fuck
We should have a movie
Playing the entire
It starts
It starts
It starts
Robocop
Robocop starts
Proper
There's no sound
It's pretty small
Yesterday's episode
Got taken down
By the ostrich people
By the way
The ostrich people
No Georgie
They took our video down No way It's back up now Without that in it I was still in the I did. Oh, no. Georgie.
No way.
I was still in the honeymoon stage of idolizing him.
Now he's going to take us down.
What ostrich people?
The Russians who were cooking the ostrich.
I thought you meant the guy from your shirt.
The guy who made your shirt.
Everybody thought it was the Dolph joke
that got the episode taken down.
That was tame.
It's back up now though
oh it's up
and that wasn't a joke
it was more of a
he's fucking Russian
there's these Russian ostrich people
they were eating an ostrich
they don't fuck
yeah
should we watch it again
after Robocop
are we gonna have to have
a black bar like right there
there
right after Robocop
yeah
I wanna see what happens
I can't wait for you to see
this first scene
Colin Powell
that's very exciting
this first scene you keep saying first rest in peace. This first scene.
You keep saying first scene.
What do you mean?
It's the first act.
This is when he's still a man.
Oh, so he starts as a man?
And he gets killed.
What?
Is that what I mean?
And then he turns into a machine and then towards the end.
He ain't a RoboCop at first, motherfucker.
I thought he was born a RoboCop.
You're not born a RoboCop.
Why?
You're made a RoboCop. Man fucks machine and then out pops a RoboCop. You're not born a RoboCop. Why? You're made a RoboCop.
Man fucks machine and then out pops a RoboCop.
Actually, machine would probably have...
Thank you for putting that little pop-up down, TJ.
Yeah, machine got fucked in the ass.
It would have to be a machine getting fucked in the ass.
Do machines have assholes?
Machine got fucked in the fanny.
Vacuums have assholes for sure.
Vacuums just have mouths
No they have assholes
Where's the vacuums asshole
When you like pop it open and take the shit out
Look how bad the CGI is as well
Wait what is this
That is the guy
They made that
That's just a robot without a man in
This robot is prone to glitches.
Yeah.
Because as you can see here, they may try to test this thing.
Where is it going to be patrolling?
The streets of Detroit.
They bring that shit to Philly, we'll kick it over.
This was 1987.
Holy shit.
That's like a Star Wars type of thing, though.
The fact that they're acting like they're going to just put that on the streets.
Also, you could just go behind it. That's just a Star Wars type of thing though. The fact that they're acting like they're going to just put that on the streets. Also, you could just go behind it.
That's just not turning around.
I don't think you quite understand, Ron.
You'll learn.
You've got all the crazy infrared and Bluetooth shit connected to you.
You can go away and invent something.
Look at this guy.
Young up-and-comer in the company.
Look at that jawline.
Why don't you test it?
Oh, he's about to shoot the robot?
No. He's just testing it about to shoot the robot? No.
He's just testing it out.
What the fuck?
Seeing if it'll...
That's a beautiful gun.
Shiny-ass gun.
Yeah, it looks like a deagle.
A lot like, doesn't it?
That was a fucking deagle.
That dude had a fucking deagle.
Look at that.
Right into action.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck. I am on the edge
of my seat right now
and he can't even
put the gun down
because he doesn't
want to kill it
because he has empathy
honestly that's probably
going to help
when machines take over
that there were some
human beings
that had empathy
toward robots
you're about to
eat your crow brother
it's glitched up
and he's got one
on the chest
what the fuck
oh yeah he's still a criminal why what. What the fuck? Oh, yeah.
He's still a criminal.
Why?
What did he do?
He had the gun pointed at a cop.
But he didn't do that on purpose.
That's why he was saying it was prone to glitches.
Oh, no.
Hell, yeah.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
That's so gross. Let's go. How sick is Robocop? Oh, shit. That was awesome. What the fuck?
That's so gross. Let's go.
How sick is Robocop?
Oh, shit.
That was awesome.
Oh, my God.
Play that back.
The most lame death in this movie.
What the fuck?
He's still going.
He's still going.
Yeah, look.
He's going.
He's went back.
He's went back.
He kills him.
And then, so I didn't sort you in.
Did he, when he's lying down, he starts shooting him in the dick?
He just actually kills him. He's remaining upright. He jumps back when he's lying down he starts shooting him in the dick he jumps back
like this
ejected
closed casket
it's perfect
it works
perfectly
no one will
ever commit a crime again.
That's not even the dark bit.
That's not the dark bit yet.
No.
Robocop rules.
What else rules?
Travis Matthew apparel.
This reminds me of sitting at my grandma's.
I thought it was a bath.
Lounging at your grandma's.
Maybe some sweatpants.
The age of eight or nine.
Yes, dude.
What were you eating?
Let's get some grandma food in here.
Let's fucking munch and watch Robocop.
Some York patties.
Salami and coleslaw or cheese and crackers.
Some cheese and crackers.
Some tinned fish or something.
I would never turn Patty's mic down.
Never.
That was better.
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That's such an American name, Travis Matthew.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
You guys don't have any British Travises?
When I hear people shout
Tiny Temple,
his real name is Travis, right?
Yeah, then his nickname
is Tiny Temple.
You know what I mean?
So you got some Travises.
He thought, yeah,
I can't get called Travis,
call me Tiny Temper.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, don't call me Travis.
Tiny Temper.
Tiny Temper is sound.
Better than Travis.
What the?
Where's the cop oh no
they thought that we
stopped paying attention
to the fucking RoboCop
nah we're all in
on RoboCop
we're half tempted
to tell you
to turn our mics off
and put the volume
on on RoboCop
yeah
we wouldn't get
the channel taken down
we'd easily be watching
this just chilling
you watch our faces
RoboCop's that old they lad. They've probably got Robocop
on YouTube for free.
Yeah, it has to. 87?
87, lad.
That's old as fuck, man. It's like nearly
35 years old, lad. Scary, lad.
Is that...
I thought, like... So Schwarzenegger... Is that
Schwarzenegger? No, they tried to cast him.
So Schwarzenegger's not in Robocop. No, he's not
in Robocop.
Why did I think he was?
Kindergarten.
He probably came out around the same time
as Terminator.
Time Cop.
Oh, Time Cop.
Yeah, that's got to be it.
And Terminator.
The fact those all came out
around the same time.
Same studios, too, I think.
Really?
Orion?
How the fuck do you know
all this, bro?
I watched a lot of that shit.
Why does he know that shit
He just does
Why
I watch a TV show on
This
You studying for something
On Robocop
Like three days ago
Yeah
Why does Brandon's sister
Always have a hurt foot
Yeah
A lot of
That she didn't have that on last night
I don't think so
I was with her last night
She didn't have it on
Then I come in this morning
I was like
Why have you got that on
She said Me feet Me shoes with I was with her last night She didn't have it on And I come in this morning I was like Why have you got that on She said
Me shoes with it
And me feet last night
Yeah
That sucks
I could see you
Look like you broke your ankle girl
She does
She does look like
A broken ankle girl
Her brother is usually
On this show
That's the younger sister
Where's he at
Exactly
He looks like
If you got into spice
Heavy
He does You guys are related Somehow Yeah Is he, yeah? Exactly. He looks like if you got into Spice Heavy.
He does.
You guys are related somehow. He looks like if you got into Spice.
Yeah, there's the dancing scene.
There's where it goes off.
There's the bad guy.
Oh, shit.
These are the bad guys?
There's the bad guy.
Oh, pop up.
The bad guy with his gigs on.
Are we going to see more guts?
Oh, my God.
Guts aplenty.
Really?
This movie's gutted out like that?
Yeah.
Someone's rated X?
They were going to rate this shit X?
Is there sex in the movie?
Hell no.
People getting blasted?
Zero romance in this movie.
Oh, really? There's no romantic interest?
Not at all.
That's sick.
Any women characters even?
Yeah, but she's kind of
androgynous right there.
That's her with the helmet on?
Yeah.
Tall-ass helmet.
No one in the 80s
was in their 20s.
Everyone looks
35 plus.
There was no, like,
22-year-old in the 80s.
Because people
were all trying to crack.
Yeah.
Not only actors,
if you look at the athletes.
The athletes are even worse.
They all look old as fuck.
Look at him with two guns.
He's got one of Kimbo.
Damn, two guns
is such a savage move.
Because which one are you pointing?
Which one are you focusing on?
And then look at that, though, lads.
Who'd they shoot at?
Where the fuck are they?
Where's he gone?
Dallas.
That's right where your boy was shot.
Yeah.
Come on, guts.
And he tried to call it Detroit.
Fucking bad, that, you know.
Yeah, Detroit's never going to be like that.
It's a shame.
It's like at the start of Braveheart,
where it just starts with an outright lie.
What was that?
What was the line, Braveheart?
The year's wrong.
Oh, really?
Fixable.
The year it says Richard the Lionheart.
No, it says it, though.
It's not just Ryan.
It says it.
He said the year wrong, the daft cunts.
Damn.
Those assholes.
What fucking idiots.
Every fucking Mel Gibson film is the same, though, isn't it, love?
Yeah.
It's about someone whose community is getting treated badly, and he fights back.
I like that shit.
Jesus.
I like that shit, too.
What's the deal with the American one against the British?
Apocalypto.
Apocalypto.
Braveheart.
No, not Braveheart.
Patriot.
The Patriot.
The Patriot, that's it.
You guys like that one over there?
Yeah, I like the Patriot.
You're a regular cinephile.
And that We Were Soldiers is not the other one as well.
Jesus.
You've seen all of Gibson's work?
Yeah, I'm a film buff, to be honest.
A lot of lively films.
How about Beverly Hills Cop?
You ever see that one?
That starts in Detroit.
No, no.
That starts in proper Detroit.
You're going to like that one.
What other cities are you trying to get to while you're in the U.S.?
Which ones have caught your eye?
Which ones tickled your fancy?
What are some sweet-ass cities?
San Francisco.
Yeah.
Nashville.
L.A.
You'd like Nashville.
Love Nashville.
Nashville, yeah.
Asheville.
I'm trying to think of the hot places, lad, because I'm not into this cold, me lad.
I want to go to Chicago and Boston and that though.
Not in the winter though.
You've got to go in the summertime.
It's going to be colder there than it is here, especially Chicago.
You've got to get you down to El Paso.
Yeah, you run around there.
The cartel is right there.
Juarez, Mexico, right over the border.
Isn't San Diego close to Tijuana?
Yeah, yeah.
Less cartel, though.
I think they're really in Juarez.
Yeah, dude.
You got to go box the cartel, bro.
That'd be sick.
Just you fighting 30 cartel.
I'm not getting chopped up.
Just fucking box them, bro.
They're still decapitating people
hanging their heads on freeways.
They still are?
They didn't cut that shit out yet, man. Cut that out.
Cut that out, man.
Yeah, at the US government, isn't that just often
love? He knows in danger.
KB.
When you made that joke about the past
rapper yesterday, I got a DM
from a... Oh, his crew?
No, an account that had zero
followers, zero following, and it just
like, no picture, and it said, KB's going to pay for that.
So, uh, yeah, you might.
There's the busy woman getting fucked up.
She's just being dropped, like she got knocked off a 30-foot drop, and she's shunned.
She just got punched in the head?
Yeah, she's just being punched, and it was like a cartoon.
She went flying about.
She got punched in the helmet, though.
Her big-ass helmet. Can you got punched in the helmet though. Her big ass helmet.
Can you look cool in a helmet? Anybody?
No. Football players?
Yeah, they have to have a visor.
Those dudes look cool.
Or handball. American handball players.
American handball players.
Say it like you see it, please.
Say it like you see it.
American handball players. What are their helmets?
Horseback riders look the worst in helmets.
They look terrible.
Those shit sit so high on their head.
F1 drivers.
There's another one who wear helmets.
Soldiers.
Soldiers.
Old soldiers.
They just be wearing a tin hat.
Just some tin.
It's like, I need a spike for the top of this.
For what?
Yeah, you're just going to run into someone.
You're just going to bend in half and fucking charge into someone.
That's the mad thing.
That is the mad thing about American handball, all that.
The way the person doesn't have to be holding the ball,
but I can still run behind you and twat you at about 30 miles an hour
and try and break your spine.
Can you do that?
Yeah.
Of course.
If you can catch him.
Lad, if you haven't got the ball,
my man over there
has got to just run into you
and tackle you
as hard as he wants.
That's fucked up shit.
It is fucked up.
I think it's good
to keep your head on a swivel.
That's like doing team MMA
and letting one kid
stand in the corner
and me just coming behind him
and going,
fuck off.
Doesn't that sound fun though? Doesn't that sound fun, though?
Doesn't that sound fun a little bit?
No, it sounds proper alas.
So they're killing themselves.
Can't remember what they had for breakfast.
Oh, yeah.
Robocop's getting cornered.
Oh, yeah.
He's got shotguns, points at him in all directions.
What the fuck?
What has he got?
Wait, how did he come back to life?
He turned into a robot.
He hasn't become Robocop yet, that's the thing, lad.
But I thought he just got shot in the stomach and shit.
No, that wasn't RoboCop.
Oh, that's just a random dude?
Fucking hell, come on, lad, switch on.
I'm trying to fucking keep up.
I'm asking questions.
I can't hear anything.
I need you guys to voice the characters.
This is like the one movie where you don't need dialogue.
Yeah, you don't.
I'm lost.
See, that is like the
mad scientist criminal who's in charge of them.
What could Robocop be about?
Just all
the good guys have, like, stunning
jawlines and fucking are young
and then all the bad guys are just
in the scene and airlines.
It's Red Forbid.
Red Forbid.
Look, he's got this helmet took off him.
It really is Red Forbid. It actuallyholes. Red form. Look, he's got this helmet stuck off him. It really is red form.
Yeah, it actually is.
He's just handsome.
Owen's just into the movie.
Yeah.
Oh, and you're stashing up again?
I like it.
He is.
I'm thinking about it, yeah.
I have the just for men at home.
Are you dying it?
I might tonight.
I might join you.
Me too.
Dark ass mustache.
Mustaches for the fellas.
I can't even grow a mustache, Todd.
I got a shave.
I think you could.
I see a little bit from the side profile.
But they were dated tonight, the 5th of November, I got a shave,
because it was the day before MSG, when UFC was on.
You think KBS pukes or not?
All I've got is that bum fluff.
That's literally all I've got.
The bum fluff on the bottom?
Yeah, that's all I get.
I only get bum fluff, lad.
I don't really get a proper beard.
You call it bum fluff?
Yeah, bum fluff.
Is that like puke?
It's funny,
I had to say to my dad,
he's going to get a shave,
he goes,
get a lollipop stick, lad,
you'll be able to wipe that off.
Just twirling it.
Yeah, the lollipop stick.
He's like,
just put your head out the window, lad,
it'll blow off.
You had a good cameo at MSG.
You were sweaty as hell, though. That's why I think of it as Udion, lad. I'll blow off. You had a good cameo at MSG. You were sweaty as hell, though.
Lad, that's why I think of it at Odeon, lad.
I have the same shit.
I can't wear red, grey.
Like, Graeme's told me I can't wear navy anymore.
Look, he's just had his hand shot off.
Yeah, he shot his fucking hand.
His whole hand's been shot off.
You guys just laughing?
They're villains.
They're criminals.
It's just villainous.
Oh, no.
That shit was geysering Oh my god
She's just woke up now
Miraculously
The daft bitch
Looks like Jason Pierre Paul
That guy's hand is fucked
He's still alright
God damn
I think he's gonna make it
It should have been Schwarzenegger though
Nah he didn't fit into the suit.
Oh, God damn.
He looked too big.
Clean off.
They're blowing his arms off.
Just taking it.
Remaining upright.
Just upright.
That's how I would get shot.
Just pure 12-gauge shotguns.
I'm not going down.
You ain't going down. This guy's shotguns. I'm not going down. I ain't going down.
This guy's a fighter.
I'm dancing.
He's like the baddie in Terminator 2 when he splits in half and then just comes back together.
I haven't seen it.
You going to kick me out?
Kick him out.
You haven't seen Terminator 2?
Go home.
I haven't seen Terminator 2.
Go home, watch it.
That's waste of not seeing Kindergarten Cop, that life.
You've got to have seen Terminator 2.
What's your guilty pleasure movie?
You like rom-coms?
Loving other drugs?
A Knight's Tale, probably.
That's just not guilty, bro.
There's nothing guilty about that.
It's half shit, lad, but it's good at the same time.
It's prideful.
It's not guilty.
What about a women's movie?
What about 500 Days of Summer?
Crazy, stupid love.
Never seen it.
Notting Hill. Never seen it. Nodding Hill.
Spectacular now.
What was that?
There was a funny film he put on.
What did it make me laugh?
I think it was called Girls Trip.
Yeah, that was funny.
That's fucking funny.
That was funny.
That is fucking funny.
Bridesmaids, that's a funny one.
Bridesmaids is funny as well.
It's a funny ladies movie.
But what about something real romantic?
Like, that's not intended to be funny.
That's intended
to make you cry.
You ever cry?
I cry at films, mate.
Yeah?
Like a women's film?
You cry about the love?
I've never seen the film
The Champ.
The Champ?
No.
You cry probably
because you relate, though.
No, it's one of the most
heart-wrenching scenes
you've ever seen
in a movie, lad.
Yeah, someone gets shot.
Little kid crying.
Don't die, champ.
Don't die.
Shut up. Fucking heavy. If you don't cry to that, lad, you haven Little kid crying. Don't die, champ. Don't die. That's fucking heavy.
If you don't cry to that lad, you haven't got feelings.
You ever see What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
No.
That's a good one.
That's like the American version.
I'm trying to think of other films I've cried.
That lad I've cried at major films.
You know what?
Lion King?
I probably cried watching Cheaper by the Dozen.
Yeah, we'll get you.
Hilary Duff.
Steve Martin?
I sit there and start crying. my beard looks at me and goes are you messing yeah i'm like no i really mean it and
i've cried watching advert in the uk lad i swear lad it's fucking heavy they got good fucking
advertisements just lad that's something what fucked up the advert in amer America. Wow. Like, did they tell you something?
Ah, this tablet can help with depression, blah, blah.
And then it goes, this can also cause seizures.
This might make you want to kill yourself.
Yeah, this might make you go into more of a depression.
I'm like, what the fuck's going on with the adverts here?
I guess we're the only country that does advertisements for drugs.
Yeah, definitely.
It's very weird to any other people.
I don't see advertisements for paracetamol, lad.
Cialis by Ford.
That's fucking mad, lad.
Yeah, it is crazy.
Yeah, look, here he is getting operated on anyway.
I can't believe they didn't squeeze a sex scene
into this movie, though.
That shit is wild.
You've just seen how many times he got shot.
Do you think he's got a dick left?
No, he has no dick. Come on, lad. They shot his dick off, shot do you think he's got a dick left nah he has no dick
they shot his dick off too
yeah he's got no dick
him lad
that's the main
operative of the
of the Robocop
is to shoot your dick off
emasculate you
what the fuck is this
I
nah it's to demasculate
you didn't it lad
demasculate
I thought
yeah yeah yeah
damn
it's a nice neighbourhood that though since he was living in yeah yeah damn it's a nice neighborhood
that though
since he was living in Detroit
you know
yeah
and he's just dying
that's his last
that's what he's seeing
as he dies
that's what's going through his head
yeah he's thinking all mad things
fuck
Dan what do you think
you'll think about
right before you go
Elizabeth Hurley's nude body
I'm open
I'm open
I'm bobby'd up to the nads
that's all
I'm not thinking about anything
I'm thinking of fucking shape-shifting
lizards. That's the best thing about being
in a hospital, is they kind of take that pact
of doing heroin at the end of your life
and they just legalise it. They're like, take a ton
of morphine. Take all the fucking
morphine in the world. You'll have no idea
where you are. It's going to be pain
management and you'll just feel fucking incredible.
That's love that they do that.
That is love. You don't have to go out on the street and buy some... Yeah, it's's love that they do that that is love you
don't have to go out on the street and buy it's a pretty graphic scene this one like you know
thinking about it where he's getting fucking he's getting shocked shotgun pellets in him
yeah he's they're putting the what is it called defibrillator up to the fucking bullet wounds
i want to be made just being brought back to life with a defibrillator. Really? Swear, lad. What happened? Ditch. Absolute legend.
Ditch.
Yeah, shout out Ditch.
That is classic Ditch.
We went to a festival, lad, and he ended up...
I don't know what he had, but he ended up basically dying.
And got brought back to life with a defibrillator.
He's good now?
Yeah, he's still kicking, lad.
He's still raving at Glastonbury.
He's nice, lad.
Is he clean?
Is he on straight and narrow right now?
I don't think many people in Liverpool are on the state and not a lot.
I'm one of the only ones.
Shit.
What's the fucking store that you guys have?
Come on, you fucking hell.
You've not out of town for me, man.
Yeah, you guys have that one store.
Yeah, that one store.
Like a convenience store.
Yeah, what is it?
Oh, fuck, yeah. It's real popular. that one store. Yeah, that one store. Like a convenience store. Yeah, what is it? Yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
It's real popular.
You get like sandwiches.
Asda, Tesco.
Tesco.
Tesco.
Gregg's.
Neil deals.
Gregg's is like a pasty shop.
Yeah.
Gregg's is where you get your beans and sausage pasties and then your steak slices and shit.
The works.
Yeah. That you can get like all your little donuts and that in there.
Jam donuts and things.
There's this battle rapper from out there
and he worked as like,
he was like a cashier at a store like that
and he had fucking five,
he had five kids.
His name was Senza
and he just had fucking a ton of kids
and he was just an asshole.
And it was after one of these battle rap events,
somebody like was just coming and playing the guitar
and this dude Senza who worked as a cashier, was
just screaming at the dude, being like, get the fuck
off the stage. No one wants to hear that fucking soft-ass
pussy music. And the dude turned out
to be Ed Sheeran.
And this guy was a fucking...
This guy was a cashier at this... I'm trying to remember
what fucking store it was.
Battle Rapper?
The Co-op?
Aldi?
Aldi Little? Aldi Liddle
no
let me see what the fuck
but just the fact that
fucking Heron Foods
Netto
they're like
it's gotta be one of those wrong
I'm scraping the fucking
bottle here
no bro it's not fucking one of those
it wasn't any of those
it's not any of those
fuck
sounds
this wasn't a chain
it's a one off
he sounds like a dickhead anyway
if he was saying
Ed Sheeran shit
yeah but this was before
Ed Sheeran was famous
but fuck man
they're never gonna
fucking let me know
what this was
I'm gonna find out
your best fan
I'll pay the next time
I see you lad
I need to know what that is
I'm gonna fucking tell you
what fucking story that was
I'm gonna complete this story
you're gonna fucking
get every detail
of this fucking story
I promise you that
Ed Sheeran's performing live inside of the Pokemon Go app, I think, this week.
Those things are a blast.
When Marshmallow played in the Fortnite whatever, I watched the whole thing.
Yeah, you took Molly.
You took Molly.
And you had a-
Did.
Did you actually?
He's like a DJ that wears a marshmallow helmet.
Yeah.
You rolled sack in Pleasant Park.
Yeah.
As a 27-year-old.
I hacked it so I could jump real high with my character.
It was a mod.
In-game mod.
Just taking Molly, watching a concert on your...
It was better than going to fucking Webster Hall.
But he was a video game character too, wasn't he?
Yeah.
And he was just singing a concert as hell that's something that people keep asking me when you get and put a new fc game i'm like
i don't know why not go and ask them like it's not on me let's ask them who do we ask dana
dana robbie robbie knows dana robbie robbie robbie rob. He looked the exact opposite way. What a stranger. He looked the exact opposite way.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Robbie, can we talk to Dana and get Paddy in the fucking game?
Oh, in the video game?
Yeah.
Dana doesn't do that stuff.
No, he doesn't like it.
He definitely doesn't.
Yes, he does.
He has the pool.
He's busy doing other shit, Dana.
That's some techno wizard who's putting people on the game. Yeah, text him to put in the call. Or shoot doing other shit Dana like that's some techno wizard he's putting people
on the game
yeah text him
to put in the call
or shoot a video
or something like that
just get it on his desk
let's get KB in it as well
should we shoot a video
yeah let's throw KB
in it as well
yeah yeah
shoot a video
send it over to him
we haven't brought this up
KB
very high level wrestler
hang on
we're about to shoot
this video
I'll show you my ears
after this
KB
I'm rolling this is for Dana my mom wants to know what he's Hang on, we're about to shoot this video. I'll show you my ears after this. Full K-Big. Your show is here. Full K-Big.
I'm rolling.
This is for Dana.
My mom wants to know, lad.
Dana, why is Paddy not in the video game?
We're trying to figure things out.
I'm trying to get Paddy in the video game.
He's the most on-demand person in the game.
Why is he not in the game?
Explain it.
The people want to know, lad.
They want to know.
They want to know, lad. The people want to know.
We'll get some
answers thank you jeez louise there we go dana can do this for us he had his robocop actually
walking though in action that's it it looks like arnold schwarzenegger that's not schwarzenegger
i always thought it was schwarzenegger uh it's like it's like uh sinbad and kazam
i used to have robocop as a little toy as well
oh did you yeah you still's a little action figure.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, I used to have a little action figure.
I think it was my brother's first.
I'm going to hand it down to me.
How big was it?
Thanks, Bob.
Ew.
Thanks, Bobby.
Yeah, that looks fucking disgusting, whatever that was.
But yeah, so KB used to be, or is, a fucking sick wrestler.
He still does men's league in New York.
Show him your ear, bro.
It's not bad. It's from what you've probably seen. Yeah, I have one of my mates in the gym. Adam's got like a little bum hole in New York. Show him your ear, bro. It's not bad. From what you've probably seen.
Yeah, I've one of my mates in the gym,
Adam's got like a little bum hole in his ear.
A little bum hole?
Nah, man, none of that.
He's got a little fanny in his ear.
No orifices in mine.
He's got a fanny in his ear, damn.
But maybe you could show him something.
Yeah, maybe after this.
I haven't got a single cut like
oh shit man
on this here in fact
I've got a little one
inside but that's off
getting punched in it
other than a fight
you don't have like
any traits that like
a conventional fighter
has
no I haven't got a
single tattoo
yeah what the heck
yeah
are you gonna get one
or you just don't like
things for long enough
to get a tattoo
no I just
it's not you
not a tattoo type of guy
same got you yeah I feel the same these two are though enough to get a tattoo? No, it's just... It's not you. Not a tattoo type of guy.
You know what I mean?
Same.
Got you.
Yeah, I feel the same.
These two are, though.
They're addicted to the needle.
Tattoo boys.
They're practicing for heroin.
I love body mods.
Someone who's like one of my mates back home,
there was a program
in the UK
called Tattoo Fixers
where people who've got
shit tattoos
on holidays and that,
they'd come in
and they used to do
a cover-up for them. the one of the tattoo artists on there
comes in under sessions with me in the gym journey's offered to give me a
tattoo what would you get for free and I'm like I'm good JTAR bro yeah just one
is almost looks it looks out of place just one and you see that on somebody
you assume it's for a dead person I always love it when I see people with tattoos of the Jokalot.
How often does that happen?
CJ's got a belt tattoo of the Jokalot on his leg.
All these fighters.
The fighters all think they're the Jokalot.
Are there any cliche fighter tattoos?
A cage wall.
A cage wall.
Wrestlers would always get
the USA wrestling emblem
and it was whack as hell.
The cross.
Oh, yeah, crosses.
Rappers would always get
a microphone with a long cord
coming out of it
or some music notes
on their arms.
The music notes
don't know how to read music.
They have no idea
what kind of music it is.
But they would get it.
It's like the live, laugh, love for rappers.
Tough.
Should we get the fuck out of here?
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Dude, Patty.
I'll be watching Robocop now.
Yeah, we can turn it on.
Now we can actually watch it.
Now we can hear it as well as watch it.
This one's for us now,
fellas.
Yeah.
Hell yes.
Let's crack a beer
and let's watch RoboCop.
Let's get 40s.
Let's play Edward 40 hands.
Full attention
onto a joint.
Let's fucking build one.
TJ, give the listeners
the time stamp
so they can pick up
where we left off
of RoboCop
33.55.
33.55.
You guys pick up from there. We'll 3355. 3355.
You guys pick up from there.
We'll watch it together.
Peace.
Bye.
It's the act.
It's the act. We'll see you next time.