The Yak - Shane Gillis Teaches The Boys A Lesson | Yak 3-2-22

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hey-o. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Hey-oh. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. The thing about the Yak is it's the fans. It's the forgiving-ass fans. Yes, yes.

It's Ash. Hey. Hey. Those are the crookedest glasses Wait is there no frame on the set? I don't know Why are they Those are Those are both tiny and huge

At the same time Wait You stand up and do one spin We'll only ask you once Just one spin I'm so tired of this You look tired of it Stand up and do one spin. We'll only ask you once. Just one spin. I'm so tired of this. You look tired of it.

Damn, y'all made KB Morpheus. Y'all really pushed him to Morpheus. You're laughing, but they did. You're like Morpheus that's still loading. So sick. It's all redundant. I'm so tired of being you've never seen the matrix that's not very morpheus have you i don't know i've never seen it you're lawrence fishburne yeah you're like trinity's son that's like trying to be like her freedom writers akila and the b was it freedom writers Maybe. Manchurian Candidate.

Damn, you have changed. Boys in the Hood. Is Eric Bana in that? I think so. Yeah. He sneaks into most things. Happy Ash Wednesday to those who celebrate. Hell yeah.

None of us here ashed up? Nah. I haven't seen an ash in the book. Maybe, but I don't know. Again, who's to say hopefully nobody eats meat today that's your sacrifice to Jesus but you can have like a mountain of pierogies really struggle for the man fish is fine

salmon is better than any meat. You think so? You think it's the best fish? The best easily accessible fish? I think it's the best common protein. The best common? Yeah, their uncommon proteins?

I think pork belly would be ahead of it, but it's not as common. Yeah, well there are fish like I would take salmon over steak. I'd take salmon over steak. You think swordfish is a common protein? Uncommon. Oh. You think you'd take salmon over steak?

I would take steak over salmon. I'd take steak over salmon. Salmon is low, low, low. I'd take salmon over chicken, though. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. The only thing with salmon is you buy it and you have to cook it that day.

And it's tough to perfect. Yeah. Oh, I think it's very forgiving to cook it that day. And it's tough to perfect. Yeah. Oh, it's a small window. I think it's very forgiving to cook, yeah. That's why people like cooking it. It's good at all points. Yeah, because you can undercook it and steal it. I got to be real with you guys.

I've never had salmon. You know what I was wondering the other day? I'm trying to play along. If you get salmon from the grocery store, can you just eat it without cooking it? No, there's sushi-grade salmon. So that's not safe. And you could. I mean, you could.. So that's not safe. And you could. I mean, you could.

It just wouldn't be. Yeah, you could. Okay. Like when you see videos of people just slicing straight salmon, that's a different cut. Okay. No, and I don't mean to objectify. Do you have an enormous fucking dick today? Yeah, he does.

Good God. Jesus, dude. My word. Y'all see that? Yeah, we peep. Since when? Big ass cock. How?

I've been doing semen retention. Yeah, it's been inflating, bro. Hell yeah. I'm on day two. Oh, shit. Wow. You're ready to bust. I kind of want KB undercover.

I want you to go talk to Beeman or something. She subtweeted me again over the weekend. What'd she do? She said guys throw on a pair of Jordans and a vintage tee and I forget. You never wear Jordans. You don't own a pair of Jordans. No, I did this weekend. Is that why you're doing this?

No, this is... Guys throw on a leather jacket. Pushed over the edge. All black. Yeah. No. We have to address the wet wheel. You can.

We have to decide as a team what we're going to do about it. We're going to do a wet wheel fight. As the person, the deity who invented it, who created the wet wheel, I think it... It's up to you to kill it?

It was up to me to kill it. And it's dead. If we do it one more time, we probably need to kill it soon. It's going to eat us. It's set brothers against brothers. I mean, everybody agreed on an elimination, but we're going to do a real wet wheel Friday with the whole crew. And a draft.

And a draft, and we're going to eat the meat. Is there a wheel, or is it guaranteed we're getting wet Friday? It's going to be one dry person. That's dumb. Can we just talk about the logistics of it? There are diminishing returns here. It's not as funny seeing people wet as it was.

I get it. It's all about integrity. It's not funny. Everyone was saying the wheel has been ran dry. It's been beaten into the ground. It's not funny and it isn't. We don't, it's ran dry. It's been beaten into the ground. It's not funny and it isn't. We don't want to see the chat. The chat can suck my dick. I mean,

I don't want to like, no, there's nothing fun about doing a draft for like three hours while we're just soaking wet the entire time. It's already going to be

a very fun episode and something where, no, it'd be, it'd be really funny if eight straight people got soaking wet. Then sat and got, you know... A little drier.

Older, progressively. I will be bringing Tommy to participate in the show. Has Tommy ever been wet? In his life? Yeah. I don't think so. Can we put a slip and slide down? Can we make it fun?

Can he pool? We need to change the idea of wet. A sprinkler. Wet's a mindset. Jacuzzi would be sick. Can you bring back juices wild? We could juice wild. Oh, I don't.

We could do a juice. Visually, that's not any more stimulating than water. Yeah, one juice is wild was enough. I think we all get wet with a different liquid. Hot coffee's wild. Hot coffee's wild. What about like a 60-yard slip-and-slide flip cup from one tip of the office to the other?

Would not mind that. That would go mega viral. Slip-and-slides are awesome. We used to do them in the hockey locker room. There's also a lot of glass here. Naked? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but you shoved somebody into the glass.

What surface? What surface? The shower? Some of the showers in hockey locker rooms are just massive long, huge tile rooms. It's only for like, when we won something special, we'd do a slip and slide. I'd argue slip and sliding after a loss. Get your mind

right. Yeah, yeah. Me and the boys, we did a tough loss. We did a slip slip and slide got our mentals correct yeah yeah that was you go dick down uh yeah you always go dick down yeah yeah yeah yeah one the one of the funniest things i ever saw in my life this kid went dick up he like got a really good running start went went ass and like just like sitting up straight legs out and someone opened the door of the bathroom no bullshit the door went right through his legs dick right into the door it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen i've never hit my bare dick on anything it sucks i mean i actually haven't either but that was the first time i ever saw it and it was it was so funny it was great it was like jackass IRL. It's amazing. Everything's funny or naked. That's no.

That's true. Everything is funny or naked. Yeah. Naked itself is funny. Yeah. Naked itself is funny. Especially dudes. It has to be like an embarrassed naked.

I hate when I hit a confident naked man. Yeah. I think that's lame. Yeah. I agree with that. But naked dudes are just objectively hilarious. Like if a streaker is too comfortable and he's like windmilling and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. Agreed. Your favorite comedy is just a gay porn. Sounds like it. This is hilarious. Like, dude, are you not seeing the humor in this? You're just geeking out. Come on over.

We'll watch something funny. Probably my favorite comedy. Oh, man. This is going gonna be a weird narrative now starting but yeah i just had to be said those slip and slides are fun yeah i've i've never been uh naked with like uh never knew a group of men yeah well it's just hockey culture like it's jarring when you first start it when you're when you're like you can't look at me right i looked at him it's wrestling culture too yeah it just that's part of being in the locker room yeah you're gonna be naked you're gonna do antics you're gonna you're gonna hurt each other you're gonna whip each other with towels you're gonna right you're gonna get a handful of soap from the dispensers and just

toss it at people which can hurt with if done at the right velocity. You're speaking my language. Yeah, we would do soap dodgeball, and it does hurt. In the eyes or just anywhere? Like the impact of it? It kind of stings, yeah. Yeah. I guess it is thicker than you think. Especially if you get the soap that comes in the locker room,

like the wall stuff. That's basically like jello. That's gunk, yeah. So you can really huck it. A little loud, girls. A little bit loud. A little loud. Can you close the door?

Yep. Thank you, Tico. Hi, Tico. Thank you. What's up? Tico's the longest hugger. She'll hug you. It'll be like...

Just long. It's like a three-minute hug. It's a slow dance. Nothing wrong with it. I dreaded slow dance. That's a preposterous jug of water. Thanks, I just got it. It's pretty sick.

I was sick of just refilling small cups of water all day, so I got this guy. You only go three times a day. Three of these. The doctor recommends three of these a day. Three of those a day? You're going to be pissing nonstop. The doctor doesn't use that as a unit of measurement.

He uses measurements as a unit of measurement, Kyle. It has it on there. I see it now. But yeah, no, it's a lot of water, but it makes you feel better. It's good for you. You're supposed to drink like a gallon a day. KB, how much was the fit? Don't get me started.

Because you ran out to buy that jacket, yes? I needed therapy. Settled for retail. Speaking of running, I'd love to see you run in that jacket. That would look fucking awesome. Yeah, and can you turn a corner fast? I can turn, yeah. Can you do a lap around the office?

Is that mechanical bike still working? I would like a time of 400, I think. I think I can do sub 55. Can you do a lap around the office right now? No. I just want to see that thing in the wind. Yeah, me too. I want to see it flap.

You look like an anime character. Is this the new you or is this just today? No, I like to switch it up every once in a while so what's this personality i don't know i did have like a crisis yesterday i could tell yeah because of the wheel or or other stuff i was just having fun you're having fun in a crisis going at it yeah yeah you're in the mix the man in the arena. We did a podcast yesterday with Ken Jack, The Bracket, and we talked about Joseph Kony on it, Kony 2012. The United States upped his bounty last year to $17 billion.

Two weeks ago they did this. Two weeks ago? $17 billion. He's on record being alive and very well. He's never been better. Very healthy. Yeah. $17 billion?

Billion dollars. What are we doing here? Let's go kill this dude. It would be good content, but you think anybody... You've got to mow through kids. Oh, really? That was his thing, right? Still is.

Oh, that would be tough. Enslaved kids. I want to send Billy. Tell Billy that. He's going to be on a plane to Africa. Billy, do you remember Kony 2012? Oh, he seems like he has opinions. The U.S. updated his bounty two weeks ago to $17 billion.

$17 billion? Yeah. There's only a mil on Putin's head right now. Uh-huh. Saw that oligarch put that out. An oligarch put a bounty on Putin's head right now Uh huh Saw that oligarch put that out An oligarch put a bounty on Putin's head Anti-Putin oligarch put one mill on his head That doesn't seem like a lot

I know That's not even close to a lot I mean Putin's the richest man in the world Yeah to killing like one of the Tony's 17 deaths can't be right I think Bin Laden was Do you think you could kill him He only has an army of 100 children right now At its Bin Laden was... Do you think you could kill him?

He only has an army of 100 children right now. At its peak, it was 3,000. It's 100 right now. It would be a paradox, like a trolley problem. If he's surrounded by children... One-on-one, I could beat the shit out of him. It's not one-on-one. It's like a trolley. You're going to have to kill children to kill him. They're surrounding his whole body. You've got to bait him into a 1v1.

Have you ever seen Beasts of No Nation? No. That movie's fucking crazy. you ever seen Beasts of No Nation? No. That movie's fucking crazy. Say it again? Beasts of No Nation. Beasts of No Nation. It was on Netflix. A criteria film?

It's the one with Idris Elba being the warlord. Oh, okay. He's like, what did he say? I don't know. We don't know. He had a famous quote. It won Oscars. It came out. As had a famous quote. It won Oscars. It came out.

As movies do. Yeah. It's pretty cool. But yeah, I think 17 billion. What? So just on the Coney thing, it's 17 billion shillings. Oh, shillings. Baby boy, that's violent.

And then shillings, which pretty much equates to nothing. 70 bucks. What's the conversion rate? How much? 5 mil 5 mil 5 mil US dollar

17 billion Ugandan shillings Ugandan shillings I'm not even going to try anymore What the fuck is 5 mil? 17 billion shillings Wow Ugandan shillings

I know but what's What's Coney getting up to nowadays? He's chilling. He chills at a bungalow on Lake Victoria and is into photography. It's verified on Twitter. His producer credits on Young Sheldon. No, him and his hundred kids

since there's no real war. I believe they're making honey, right? So he's sending the kids into now beehives to get honey. Apparently it's great honey. They just fuck around. Have you ever used Burt's Bees? No way. Yep.

That's his honey? Yeah, you have access to any smelling salts. I think that the crew could benefit from that. You guys want to get into our stash? Yes. Yeah, that'd be cool. You guys want to just get really after it, get some nosebleeds? Yeah.

Awesome. I'll grab them. Can you get a nosebleed from doing enough? Nosebleeds? Yeah, you just lose all sense of smell, your mucous membrane

gets so thin that you just start bleeding. Yeah, let's do it. I don't want to do that. That sounds fun. That's not, that doesn't happen, that's only if you do

a bunch of them. That's when you're like ripping them like real crazy. Like, okay. Let's go medium're ripping them real crazy. Okay. Let's go medium crazy. Let's go medium crazy. Nasal passage is the vaginal canal of the upper body,

and it's very fragile and sensitive. What about the mouth? Are you doing any nasal? Pull me once. Is that a little nasal sex you're talking about? No, I meant more so the sensitivity. Again, what about the mouth? The sensitivity.

The mouth can be... I've never done smelling stuff. Go through some things. Isn't the mouth skin the same as the pussy skin? I could tickle my nostril with a microscopic fiber and still sneeze. I wouldn't cough if the same thing was done to my oral passages. You're saying that if you did that to a vagina, it would...

I'd say the... I hate this new character. I hate it so much. They can come in different varieties. Do you hear something crazy? The vaginal canal is sensitive to the male penis. No, but to his point... Is the G spot in the ear? No, no, he's actually right. To his point, to his point... The finger and other digits. The G-spot in the ear. No, no.

He's actually right. To his point, to his point, one of the closest reactions to an orgasm is a sneeze caused by the same type of nerve endings. Doesn't a sneeze come from a mouth, too? Isn't it a nose and mouth? No, no, no. It originates in the nose. It's to

expunge all germs. It doesn't take a Rhodes Scholar to theorize that, exactly. I hate it so much. Yeah, dude, he looks like a guy that'd be like, yeah, I'm a vagina expert. A vagina expert? It's like a drug dealer rule, like you don't mess with your own supply.

You've never seen a pussy. Never. But you are an expert. You're a pussy expert who has never seen, felt. You've seen diagrams. It's like how the best NFL coach is D3. Are you getting the salts? Yeah.

So wait, what's the D3 of pussy? The nostril. Always has been. The nostril is junior college, which is more competitive than Division III. In many cases. He was grabbing the salts. Those are the most crooked. Like, I don't understand the shape of those glasses.

At least from that garage sale. There was no garage sale. I mean that garage sale. We were walking to get Korean chicken, and KB always stays about 10 feet back. We get to the restaurant. I'm not going first. A group of people were with, and we're like, where And KB always stays about 10 feet back. We get to the restaurant. I'm not going first. A group of people we're with. And we're like, where's KB?

He comes in like 20 minutes later and he just throws a bunch of sunglasses down on the table. And he was like, there was a garage sale. And we're like, where? We're in like Manhattan. There's no where. No garages. It's not Chicago. Yeah, exactly.

Went all the way to Chicago. It was like a pop-up garage sale. You paid money for those? Like $2. What else did I get? You got two pairs of sunglasses. You got a badge that was like Chief Autism Officer.

Yeah, I thought that was a pickup. It was like the co-captain of the Autism Awareness Walk in 2012. And then you got Jason Mraz's album with The Remedy on it. I forget which album it is. Yeah. All for $2.

Oh, what? We're doing the salts. Oh, yeah. Those are intense. Like, those, that's a different album. I can do them. That's the nose torque. Those aren't the little ampules.

Called nose torque? Yeah. That's awesome. It doesn't look like a hit-o. I snag. You can't pass. Maybe you can do them first. Kyle, explain to us the sensations, the notes that you're getting. Yeah, like a nose

sommelier. Oh, dude, this is intense. Now, can you sniff these with a pussy, Kyle? Yeah. How would a pussy react to that? It's different things. Nostrils are aromas, scents, feelings. The pussy is just appendages. Dude, unfortunately...

That's not true at all. All right, KB, you've had more than enough? Unfortunately, these aren't that strong. You've got to shake it up a little to get it going. The ampules are the good stuff, but they took them off Amazon. Absolute bullshit. Are these used in war? I like the snap and crack,

the pouches. Yeah, those are the ampules, the snap and crack. Those are the fun ones. Take like three of those, put them in a water bottle. You slip those in between the tab of the can,

the top of the can, and it's there for every sip. Oh, damn. Are you feeling right now? It's like... It's like ammonia. Whoa. Isn't it ammonia?

Smoking a menthol through your nose. No, it smelled crazy in there. Those aren't even the good ones. The good ones are supposed to hit you in the fucking... Feel like someone's stabbing your brain, and then you're like... I don't know if I would like that. There's better drugs to try. Are they wet, though?

Gross. Wait, did you touch them? No, like the side is wet. That's probably from Kyle. Yeah. I've got his fingers all over him. Sweating. Let's not do this.

It's like the same sensation as if you dive off a swimming pool. Or off a diving board into a swimming pool. He's on the side of an above-ground pool just diving onto the ground. This is just like smelling salts, dude. What is the comparison in sensations? You've never hit your face on water really hard and had to... You look like a sensation expert right now. Settler's Cab in 2009, if you know.

No. Who would know that? If you know the swimming pool and the height of the diving board. What is the point of that, though? Because, like, I don't feel anything. So, no, well, the thing is, the good stuff, unfortunately, those have been in the studio for a long time. We've done a full football season with them,

but when you fresh crack them, like, if you're feeling sleepy or a little, like, lackadaisical, like, not in the mood, those, like, get you going, get you in the mood. Can we get some of the good ones? Have you done this before like coitus? I don't think, I don't think, not that kind of mood. Like for example, if you see videos of like the mountain

or like half your Bjornsson or Eddie Hall just like smelling before a deadlift. Boys. Half his face is paralyzed now. It gets the adrenaline going so that you unlock that extra fear muscle that mothers get when they're lifting cars off babies.

You should just get Whippets. Pass them here. What drug do we do with Joey and Pat? Nail polish remover. Poppers. Lay under the chair. Relax your asshole. Relax opens your asshole, yeah. It relaxes your asshole.

That was a unique sensation. Kyle, what was that sensation? I was just flushed. Hot. Yeah. Lashes. It wasn't great. This is better than when I drank it at OU.

Number Fest 2016. You could drink it? I know. I did it. Did you get a poison? They were passing it around. I thought it was like a shot of something. You definitely You can drink it? I know, I did it. Did you get a poison? You were passing it around, I thought it was like a shot of something. You definitely can't drink it.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Poison. Like a little shot. Jesus Christ. Damn, dude. I feel like this is the exact opposite. I feel like this gives you a little tighten.

Isn't like... So you're saying... You're making sure everyone knows that smelling straws are a very straight drug tighten your asshole no dicks can get in actually if you get smelling salts are like if you're not as gay as a

popper guy you take a popper and it loosens the ass and if somebody slides in you take that and it'll be like a guillotine like a reverse cigar cutter. Yeah, I'm going to hold on to these. Have you ever seen that movie Teeth?

About vagina dentata? No. I've heard about it. Yeah, vaginas can grow teeth. No. Is this a documentary or? This one's a horror film. Okay.

That one hit me hard. Like the horror universe, they can grow teeth? No, no. Like women have. It's my nose. There's been cases where women have like had one or two teeth down there. Pygmies? Is it a horror movie or a horror movie?

Flew too close. I suppose both. Yeah. Saz flew too close to the sun. Like the blood was just about to start pouring out of my nose oh I mean what you're going through yeah

yeah it's like a it looks like you almost just came yeah it definitely hits the brain you know I love them because I got a fucked up nose

me too it's catawampus it's like what's it called I got a buckled septum Me too. It's catawampus. It's like, what's it called? I got a buckled septum. Boxing didn't help it. So, like, definitely need a nose job. So, I can't really breathe through my nose all the time.

But that stuff opens it up. You never got hit when boxing. Well, I got hit the fucking two months before. You fuck with wasabi? Wasabi. Yeah, wasabi. Fucking horseradish sauce. Cocktail sauce. Umami. Yeah. Wasabi Yeah wasabi Fucking Horse radish sauce Like

Cocktail sauce Umami Yeah It transcends tastes Yeah What does horse radish sauce Do that to you Well like you know

I mean It's really strong Here's your sign St. Elmo's St. Elmo's Never gotten like that Clear sinuses from that Well you gotta get

The really horse radish You gotta get it from St. Elmo's Yeah it sounds like it Have you guys ever seen Hellraiser No Well, you got to get the really horse radish. You got to get it from Sade almost. Yeah, it sounds like it. Have you guys ever seen Hellraiser? No. TJ, can you pull up Butterball from Hellraiser?

He's one of the Hellraiser's minions. Where's the one with all the nails in his hand? It's a pinhead, yeah. One of his boys, Butterball, one of the scarier ones, looks exactly like KB right now. No, I don't resemble a minion. No, he's a horror character. I mean, KB makes now. No, I don't resemble a minion. No, he's like a horror character. I mean, KB makes some great points over there. Yeah, look at that.

When KB gets damp, dude. Come on. The leather, the shades. Dude, I made it, I think, four minutes into this movie and I couldn't do it. It's so gory. Yeah. Oof.

That's like Frankie and KB. It's Frankie and KB's child. So juvenile. I hate that whatever genre creates those characters. There's like weird. Such a cop out. There's weird. What are you talking about?

Gore and like facial anomalies that are, you know. But a mainstay in cinema for ages. I think gore is a cop out. Like Goonies. Like why was, what's his face so graphic? Chunk? Yeah. I just figured.

Not Chunk, whatever his boy was. Can't remember his name. See, just. Brandon, you should know this. I know that. I never saw Goonies. What, dude? I never saw Goonies. What, dude? I never saw Goonies.

You're the most Goonies guy I've ever seen. Yeah, that sounds like a Goonies guy. I understand what I look like, but I've never seen Goonies. No, you don't look like that. You look like somebody who would like that. I'm not saying you look like the deformed guy. Well, I get that every day on my DMs. Really?

No, you don't. Sloth, is that his name? Yeah, it is. Sloth, there it is. You operate like a Goonies kid. You have the same interests as the characters from the Goonies. Never saw Goonies. When we're roommates, we're going to watch that.

You guys are all legs crossed guys. That's right. Oh, yeah. Sophisticated gentlemen. No, it's a natural human progression. It's protecting the testes. You were sitting a while. You haven't evolved to that point yet.

Damn. Protecting my nuts from you. You're not worried about sperm count in those jeans? These? What is your count? These aren't these skinny. I'm not worried about that. I'm talking about denim in general.

Oh, you guys think what the dye? Yeah. That's what it's about? That's what Nick was telling us. What is denim, Billy? No cheat codes Denim's cotton dyed with indigo That is what it is

Shit We're just zooming in on my crotch We do that a lot That's why we cross our legs Or lack thereof crotch Gotta stay safe Owen is dicked up today. You're good dick pants.

You guys do this a lot? Where are my dick pants? You have dick updates all the time? It's basically the only thing I do. Owen's girlfriend, before he leaves, you're not leaving the house in those dick pants. Those dick pants away. We gotta get those in the store. I don't have the flexibility for this.

Yeah, the newest anus piece of merch is the dick pants. It We gotta get those in the store. I don't have the flexibility for this. Yeah, the newest anus piece emerged is the dick pants. It makes your dick huge. I swear to God, just trust me. We do need more feminine products for men in the store. What do you mean? The most DMs I've ever gotten

from a put-on was my... Oh. What's up? Mr. Gillis. Oh, shit, I'm in here. Oh, dude, that guy's so cool. He looks so much like Frankie. You guys notice that? A. Mr. Gillis. Oh, shit. I'm in here. Oh, dude, that guy's so cool. He looks so much like Frankie. You guys notice that?

A little bit. What up? Yo. What are we doing? We're live right now. No delay. It's a roll of the dice. Slurs are fun.

Oh. Dick pants right now. Yeah, best dick pants. His dick looks huge in those pants today, but we think it's the cut. Good dick. Uh-huh. Not bad, huh? Uh-huh. A little. But once you we think it's the cut. Good dick. Not bad, huh? Once you see it outside of the pants. Wait, is that the front?

It's all the pants. It's all the dick. That's nice. Happy Ash Wednesday, my guy. Would you like to indulge in some smelling salts? Yeah, I'll do a smelling salt. Joe Rogan stole this bit from us, actually. Really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Last time I heard this it sucked They're not that strong Yeah They're not that strong No no pack a lip It's not that bad

No They're not fresh That's nothing to me dude Did you use this before football? No never During? Never Never

After? Never The pre-salts era What's going on in here? It's Morpheus day You used him at some point One of us has to dress as Morpheus Never. After? Never. The pre-salts era. What's going on in here? It's Morpheus Day on the Yak. You used him at some point. One of us has to dress as Morpheus. I won't say who.

What are you doing? What are you here for? I'm doing Friday Night Pints. Oh, nice. It's a good day for it. Good day and time for Friday Night Pints. Friday Night Pints should be live, but that's just me. That's what we are.

I thought you had an aversion for live shows. Give me that. I'm Nick, by the way. Yeah, what's going on? I know you guys. I'm Billy. Billy, what's up? Owen.

How are you? Good. So do you have a big dick? We don't know. We've known him for a while. We're very close. What does that mean? You look kind of special needs. You look like an Eastern European. Yeah. Doesn't he? What about something that's not a human?

Somebody who's not human? What would you compare him to if you had to pick something that's not sentient? What do you guys call him? An ironing board or a coin star. Coin star? Coin star. He gets that a lot.

I get coin star mainly, dude. Yeah, you need to get that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, guys. Get your sip on it. What an appearance. Pleasure.

No, no. We just used you for the thumbnail, but I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Yeah, man. What? No. No one gets paid. Not going to happen.

One day. We had a movie star in here yesterday, and we didn't know. I'm so upset. I'm very embarrassed about that. He's one of the few that I do know. Who? Jason Clarke. Did you guys know? I knew he was a movie star.

I didn't know who he was, though. In our defense, he looks older and much thinner in person than he does in movies. Yeah, exactly. I just watched Devil all the time or something. We all guessed he was a director of some sort. Some sort of writer.

So mad. Who is he? Pull him up. He's in a lot of stuff. Jason Clarke. He's like the main character of Zero Dark Thirty. Zero Dark Thirty. Also, Everest. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Yeah. Was he wearing glasses yesterday? Yes. That's him? Yeah. Yes, we know him. He looks nothing like that. I know.

We didn't recognize him. The gray hair fucked me up. That's what threw me off the set. Everest is a good-ass movie. I love's great everest is a good ass movie i love that is a good movie that book is fire too like the main character he plays rob hall yeah all those planet of the apes were good at that fucking filmography oh lawless that movie sucked very successful guy like he's probably the most famous person that's ever been on the yak lawless on the yak, for like 10 seconds.

We just walked around. The crazy Richard. We brought him in here because this guy just... Yeah, but even that guy's not... Deion's been on the Yak. He's bigger. Deion's been on the Yak.

He's Hall of Fame. Are you raising your hand for yourself? I don't mean to spoil it, but was that the guy that killed Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty? No. Spoil what?

The Bin Laden killing? Spoiler alert. Bin Laden lied. Only on like season four of CNN right now. Not Jim from The Office did it. No. Oh, boys. No.

He was like behind the scenes like CIA. The people that killed him were the Navy SEALs. It was like Chris Pratt, right? I can't believe that guy was on the show. It was some other dude, but Chris Pratt was like the leader of that group. I'm mixing up the Benghazi movie with Jim from The Office. Yeah, that's a different entirely. It's just another Middle Eastern movie. Yeah.

But it's a point of contention who killed Bin Laden. There's been three. Real life. They gave Coney his entire life. I thought it was like there was one dude, and they were like, you just killed Bin Laden. No, the real Navy SEALs say that, or still Navy SEALs don't say who killed him, and then the guy that wrote the book, they say that are still navy seals don't say who killed him and the guy

that wrote the book they say that he like was on the lower level and then after they killed bin laden he like went upstairs and shot his dead body oh damn that's what they say but it's like a contentious point i think that's just proof that we need to eliminate the aquatic requirements from becoming a navy seal there was no water in those Pakistani mountains. They're called the SEALs. Sea. And Navy. They didn't need to traverse water to kill that man.

Just sea elves. Yeah, but they do. I think some people are just bad swimmers, but they would be exceptional SEALs. They become Army Rangers. SEAL's an acronym. That's why. Billy, what's SEAL stand for?

I don't know. It's like Earth, Air, Land, and Sea. That's why. Billy, what's SEAL stand for? I don't know. It's like Earth, Air, Land, and Sea. Oh, yeah. Sea, Earth, Air, Land. Wait, what's the difference between Earth and Land? I don't think that's right. I think it's Earth and Land. It's absolutely right. But he says Earth.

Yeah, well, sorry I wasn't... Wait, what's the E? What the fuck is the E? Oh, that's bullshit. Find out's the E? What the fuck is the E? I don't know. Oh, that's bullshit. It's just a bad... Find out what the E is when you join. They thought of the acronym first.

Ecstasy. So it's salt. Yeah, it's salt. Maybe salts. Yeah. Salts. Sea, air, land, team. Shit.

Yeah. Was you saying you would have been a Navy SEAL if there was no water involved? Not me, but I know that's a requirement. That's what Army Rangers are. A lot of guys who fail SEAL training. They become Army Rangers. What about Green Berets? Green Berets up there, right?

Shit, that has to be. Green Berets won the highest ranks. Not a rank. It's tough to be a badass when you're wearing a beret. Squadrons. Oh. What? Green berets? I'm just saying a beret in general is not a cool hat They wear berets? The French were considered cool at one point

When? Back when they helped the Americans win the revolution So we sort of modeled some of our Military off of them I met a green beret one time in the day and he asked me if i worked for gay stool i swear to god what swear to god say yes how do you get how do you respond to that i was like yeah yeah i do work for gay stool what's the context i was at a bar and he was like you look familiar he's like you work for gay stool and i was like yeah he recognized you from

barstool gay stool so he knew he follows gay stool yeah and then yeah and then how do you know tell me that he's a green beret the worst is when someone in like a friend group is like hey this guy works for barstool nobody ever cares nobody ever gives and everyone looks over at you and you're wearing that him can't you tell when i was in wyoming my buddies we were like my my friend's mom was there and she was going up to everyone telling them oh he has a podcast on barstool and these are like people who live in like the center of wyoming on a ranch yeah they could not care less they didn't even know what a podcast was no and she just kept doing it. Yeah. Dude. It's the worst is when you're with people that you're like don't know about Barstool

and you're like trying to introduce them and like make them like you for who you are and then some random person comes up to you and they're just so confused like what's going on? Yeah that situation rises a lot often. What?

I kind of want you to go undercover in that. I want you to go sit at Friday Night Pints and just brood. Just brood. I also want to see a lap. I want to see speed. Can you just go frustratingly make a cocktail in the middle of Pines? Please. Like you really fucking need it right now. You're just frustratingly pouring gin into a glass.

They probably haven't even started yet. They're just gathering. Well, they still have two days. A while. You guys have no idea how long it takes to record Fortnite Pints. They record up until where it airs. Yeah. Take after take after take. That's the perfectionist those guys are.

John Feidelberg, no perfectionist. He's a lot of face things going on right now. Either a lot or just one. Either one big thing or several little things. And I can't tell. Oh, man. What else is going on? Where's Riley? Oh, yeah, yeah. Where's Riley? Look there. Oh, man. What else is going on? Where's Riley?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Where's Riley? Look there. Oh, man. Is that right now? Yep. Is that a real photographer? I want Frank to get arrested.

He's going to be in the New York Post or something. Oh, yeah. Manfrott hates baseball. Let the world know. Rob Manfrott hates baseball. Let the world know. Rob Manfrott hates baseball. Let the world know. Rob Manfrott hates baseball. Let the world know.

Rob Manfrott hates baseball. So, wait. Is he at the? Headquarters, yeah, on 6th Ave. Is the headquarter? Oh, I thought that was just the MLB store. It might be. I think it is.

Just the MLB store? Is this live? Are the headquarters above it? I would like to watch live if that's a possibility. Best we can do is give you a Mets hat. What a loop this is. Is that all loop? I thought it was a long video.

It doesn't look like he's walking in one circle. They make a perfect loop. That's not the only protest in the city, too. Wait a minute. What the fuck? When does this begin and end? It's a perfect loop. Okay.

I like that comment. Hates it. Hates. Good on Frank. Jerry and Doug's doing their part Doing their thing Frank's I don't understand how he has the vocal

Like Stamina To just keep going Practice Comes from the belly That's where the voice booms from That's right He talks non-stop

I just get tired Doing that Tired of talking? Tired of yelling Yeah Do you yell often? That's right. He talks nonstop. I just get tired doing that. Tired of talking? Tired of yelling. Yeah. Do you yell often? Not really. I've never seen you yell.

Are you sad your roommate's not coming over? Or not your roommate, but your apartment mate isn't coming over for a while? For a second. Extended tour. The Mincy tour has been extended. Yeah, that was big. Funniest thing was me calling him because I'm realizing I'm missing stuff around my apartment and he has it all in his apartment.

What's he have? Like a speaker. He borrows it to listen to the Grateful Dead or widespread panic. Do you guys share a wall? Yeah. Are they thin walls? They're decent.

There's like one place in the apartment where you can just hear everything happening in his apartment. And unfortunately, it's the bathroom. So like you're taking a shit. You're hearing everything, whether you like it or not, what's going on in Ben's apartment. And sometimes he takes calls at weird hours, but you can't really understand him because of his thick accent when he talks to people from the south. He's always on the phone. You remind me.

Always. Always on the phone. So you just hear him and you're like, ah, thanks. He's like, what. He's always on the phone. You remind me. Always. Always on the phone. So just hear him be like, ah, thanks. He's like, ah, thanks. He's like, what the fuck's going on? I would make it hard to poop.

Yeah. Exactly what it sounds like. No, but extending the tour, he's got to be exhausted. So I hope he... Is it still a tour or is it a residency? Oh, it's a tour.

He's traversing different Louisiana cities. He's going to...ston is now on the tour how how many weeks has it been 18 days two and a half right now so i called it like it's nearing the point where people if they go like abroad for that long they say they lived in london yeah the keys yeah i think it's a residence it needs a visa to be down there right now so think about this i call ben after after the Super Bowl asking where my speaker is and I'm like, yo, when you coming back? And he goes,

I might never come back. Like, what? He goes, I'm definitely not staying until March. Oh, Benjamin. When are we going to update the phone sign? From this to what? I don't know, but phones aren't shaped like that anymore. It would have to be that.

Yeah, I don't think we need to update it. Well, phones aren't shaped like this anymore, Sass. Okay, so guns were never shaped like this. Yeah, that's true. Is a gun ever shaped like this? Somewhat. No, it's upside down. Oh, wow, yeah, it is.

It is upside down. I feel like, no, no, the flintlock pistols. Flintlock pistol. How could we forget? Yeah, they're going to need to update sign language here soon. It's due for an overhaul. Emojis, too. Emojis, too.

Why emojis? You used to get in trouble in school if you did this. Did you guys play blow darts in high school? Yes. Often. What's that? Like if you blow dart somebody. Spitballs?

No, no, it's invisible. The person has to fall wherever they are This kid like broke both his arms It was always a treat, yeah Oh, Mr. President You guys know that game? No So basically like

One of your You're like rolling around in a group And then one of the boys What do you mean? Pardon? What? Pardon? Physically rolling?

Yeah, we just roll Like you're like Let's say you're like somewhere On the grass, on Molly Yeah You're just like No,'s say you're somewhere. On the grass, on Molly. You're just like, no, no. Which one? So you're just going to get ice cream or something. And one of your boys is like this.

Rolling out. Oh, okay. Pulling out. Like Limp Bizkit. No, like Secret Service to your ear, hearing messages. Then you keep your finger up until the last person in the group hasn't got their finger up. That person is the president.

So when he yells, Mr. President, you tackle them. Oh tackle them oh get to like get them down because there's a sniper you tap okay i like that i like that a lot one guy who isn't paying attention gets tackled what about crew dissing what's crew dissing you have to be solo or with only one other person you go out in public and you uh when you pass a crew of like four to four plus, you just shout, that's a weak-ass crew. That's a weak-ass crew. We only did that on, what was the night before Halloween? Devil's Night. Yeah, that's when we purchased.

Mischief Night. Yeah, Devil's Night. I think it was both. I never heard Devil's Night. In Jersey, it's Mischief Night. So why don't we have Mitzi Cam? Just for reference. heard Devil's Night. In Jersey, it's Mischief Night. So why do we have Mincy Cam? Just for reference. And that's live.

That is live. He hasn't moved yet. I love how that was like the big Fat Tuesday plan. Yeah, with Brent on 10. So I commissioned yesterday a Photoshop just to see what it would look like. And if you were to wear this at night, TJ, I just sent it to you. I don't know if we should put it up. I got cold feet.

I couldn't tweet it out. Or is it the shape of the... It's not a Photoshop. You literally just put the photo in black and white. You put the photo in black and white. It doesn't look good from there. It changes everything. Let's see it.

Let's see it. It changes. Oh, no. Yeah. Don't do that. I mean, it's just an interesting visual. It looks almost too real. Yeah. Don't do that. I mean, it's just an interesting visual. It looks almost too real. Yeah.

You can do it yourself. You just make it black and white. Oh, you really do. If someone else does it and posts it, we might retweet it. Oh, immediately. Yeah. We can't post it ourselves. I couldn't do it.

We'll put your tweet up on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Billy, I feel like you're the one who has the most not secrets oh god it's like a perfect mix of a Unabomber and he looks angry too no it's it's it's not a

Unabomber it's actually a Ku Klux Klan's member yeah that's a Unabomber but the Unabomber that is that's the artwork for content and you can even hear like what's on the tip of his tongue. Right, yes. Yeah, that's the exact expression.

Take the color away. That's the face that I'd imagine you'd make. It's loading. That word is loading, and it's at 99%. He just landed in Daytona Beach. He was confused about the demographics of the locals. He was at Bethune-Cookman. He was a Bethune cookman. That's a man that just got cut off in traffic.

Oh, man. But what's chilling Mincy like? Has he ever watched a movie? Yeah. He'll just come in. Has he ever asked you probing questions about your personal life? No, the funniest thing is like coming home from like a late night and you just find Mincy on your couch and you're just like, what?

Oh, that's a thing? He just comes in. Wait, does he not have a couch or something? Yeah, like sometimes I'll like, I have more furniture than he does. And how much furniture do you have? Couch. Okay. You have furniture.

He has one of those Chinese mats. Yeah, Mincy keeps an Asian household. You're up one-nothing on furniture. He has a perfect tea set. He doesn't like sitting for long, I've noticed. In the office, I've noticed, if he sits for more than five minutes, he gets up and he kind of... He will pass out in the gambling cave asleep listening to Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro, yeah.

He listens to Ben Shapiro to fall asleep? Yeah. That's a tough motherfucker. An odd choice to fall asleep to. You know how when you let your dog out in the backyard, it has that dirt path of where it just runs every time? Yeah. Vincey has that in his apartment. Yeah, exactly.

I've always said that he does get zoomies. He paces. Yeah, he'll get up and he's a pacer. He's on the phone yelling, walking. Yeah. Yeah. I picture it like you guys are the roommates in office space. It's actually good because even though we live in different apartments,

you guys are still brothers. You have just enough roommate interaction. Yeah. Do you keep your door open or does he have a key? I keep the back door open and that's how he gets in. Okay. That's how he gets it. Okay. That's how he gets it.

You share a balcony? Yeah, we share a balcony which goes into a garden. Is the door he goes in the same size as the full door? Do you have a mince? Yeah, yeah. No, there's a dog door. He lets out my dog.

That's why I leave the back door open. Is it a sliding glass door? No. He would have walked through that day one. You guys ever post games? Imprints of his face on there. When you get back from the bar? Well, yeah, we shoot the shit.

Watch some YouTube videos. When he's sober. Throw on some concert videos. Yeah, yeah. He'll have concert videos on. He'll be using my speaker. I'll walk in. It's like party never stops.

Yeah. You're like, it's widespread panic night. Rules. Concert videos are a blast. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Totally.

Yeah. It's like being there. 100%. Mike Grinnell is a big concert video guy. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Totally. Yeah. It's like being there. A hundred percent. Mike Grinnell is a big concert video guy. Really? Yeah. We'd come home late from the bar. He's like, dude, you got to see this fucking cold play set.

And I'm like, all right, let's run it. You know what I got into recently? There's that DJ group that like plays sets in like really like mountains and cool places. You know what I'm saying? I know. I don't know what that is. Who are they called? I forget the name of it.

God damn it, Billy. Now we're going to just wonder. I thought it was a little more widespread. Panic? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's like, I remember there's like drone videos of them in like the Alps. David Guetta.

I've seen this. I've seen this. I need a crowd to fully enjoy the. Well, there is a crowd. There's like a little crowd. Little crowd. But they're pretty wild. My upstairs neighbor. wild to fully enjoy the well there is a crowd there's like a little crowd little crowd but they're pretty wild my upstairs neighbor i don't know if it's a new neighbor entirely or he just started having sex but i i've been hearing it lately and there's a middle ground where i either

want to not hear it at all or hear exactly what's going on when it it's slightly muffled, I get frustrated. Yeah. And try to find the source. I want to hear what's going on. Is it T-Ho? T-Ho? What's that? Your DJ, T-Ho? Maybe. I thought you were talking about your...

The French guy? No, my... French DJ, T-Ho? Yes, yes, this is it. This is it. The girl who lives right next to me gets dumped every single night. Where's the crowd, Billy?

That looks like... Broken up with? Yes, every night. This guy looks like he's in... You have woated neighbors. I have woated neighbors because she gets dumped and then the other guy

is like a very petite gay Asian man, maybe Thai, somewhere like from that area and he sneezes very loud and calls noise complaints on me three times a day. Oh. Yeah, so you had the pop a shot

and you had to replace the balls with foam balls because you kept getting noise complaints and now you're still getting it. I went over a drain. You got a noise complaint when KB, just the sound of him repeatedly taking his keys out. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what that was about. It's like Watts' Lake Michigan set. It's exactly the same. Which he has done. I'm sure it sounds sick too. There is a crowd. You could tell me this is Mumford & Sons and I wouldn't be able to say it isn't.

Might be. I would. But like why is he doing this? Because it looks dope as fuck. I don't like it. The ambiance. How many views does it have? Yeah. It's the experience.

Nah, this guy's a... The fact that he can do it is pretty awesome. Yeah. There's other ones too. I don't think he's the only DJ who does it. But, cool stuff. Yeah, that's cool.

The only problem is that it's to an audience of zero. Right. But, is it zero? What if he causes an avalanche? Yeah, just a whole family of Billy Goats get wiped out. That's,

visually, it's a pretty awesome view. I think he tapes the hat to the top of his head. He's gotta. It's gotta be windy. It's gotta be taped. Do you think it's pre-recorded? It's the coldest you've ever been.

That's a stupid fucking hat. What do you mean pre-recorded? Do you think we're watching a what? No, like a pre-recorded set. Oh, it's dubbed over music is what you're saying. No, like a pre-recorded set. You know what? Oh, it's dubbed over music is what you're saying. Yeah, like he's just fucking around. That's just a music video then. Yeah.

You know there's like a big discrepancy whether DJs play their music or... Because it turns out you can actually hit the beep-bop-boop stuff while it's playing. Yeah, yeah. I think they do that. You think they hit it? I would guess. I would say they all just hit play, and then they just fuck around.

And the parts they want. They can fiddle with the dials, but it's not doing anything noticeable. And also, like, every genre does that. I saw Justin Bieber. He didn't sing a single song. He just danced. If it was Where Are You Now, then that was part of it. It was more of a dance performance than a singing.

I saw the Purpose Tour, the entire show. You went? He danced. He didn't sing. That would piss me off. Does he just say lines occasionally? He lip-syncs parts of the song, but he's not even near a mic, just dancing for most of it. That's most rap concerts.

It's hard to have the vocals. Yeah, Playboy Cardi does that. He doesn't really sing. That's why I'll go on record saying Azalea Banks is one of the greatest hip-hop artists of all time. She will rap and sing the entire song. You know who else does that is J. Cole. I went to a J. Cole concert.

I actually shit myself at this concert, but he rapped every single word. It was unbelievable. Back it up a little bit. Yeah, I shit myself. Like how much poop? You were so impressed with the way he did it? It was unbelievable. Back it up a little bit for the concert. Yeah, I shit myself. Like how much poop? You were so impressed with the way he did it? It was a disaster. So it was me

and a girl I was dating at the time. And I went to Chipotle. I'd imagine she was really hot. So hot. And then I went to Chipotle beforehand with her. And I kind of nervous to eat sometimes. She didn't finish like any of her bowls. So I ate two bowls.

Barbacoa? No, chicken, but I got the chili verde, which I don't usually get. So my stomach was like, what is this? A steak. Yeah, it was bad, bad mistake. Anyways, we get there. Stomach is just going haywire.

And I told her I was like, I got to go to the bathroom. It's at Red Rocks and Red Rocks doesn't have really any bathroom. So it's a public park. All they have is porta potty. So I'm like, I really got to go to the bathroom. It's at Red Rocks, and Red Rocks doesn't have really any bathrooms. It's a public park. All they have is porta-potties. I'm like, I really got to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. The closest bathroom is like 100 yards away, so I'm shuffling there. Oh, yeah, been there.

Can't even take full strides. Yeah. Asshole is like four knocks. Flinching the cheeks together as hard as you can. So I make it to the porta-potty for the first one, for the first one, and I get there. But you know how when your stomach's really fucked, you can get that first wave out of the way yeah but you can't get the second one second wave

is yeah it's holding it's a little until until you get up and then 10 seconds later the second wave comes exactly so i'm like as soon as i go is this what you were looking for yeah as soon as you get a blitzkrieg it's yes yeah so the second i know the second shock wave is coming so i go back and i'm like i'm just trying to muscle through it but the second one the second tremor is even worse than the first one. So I told her this one. I'm like, listen, I got to go to the bathroom again. My stomach's not feeling that great.

I have to come clean at that point. As soon as I get up to go to the second one, there's just something comes over me. There's nothing I can do. I just shit myself. Oh, you did shit yourself. Shit myself with force. And I was wearing my big game underwear. I had my white Calvin Klein's on. That is big game. big game underwear i had my white calvin kleins on that has been a game underwear but white calvin kleins so i then have to make a hundred

yard walk you should you were on a date at a concert and shit your pants you were in logging though i imagine nightmare what is hot lava hot lava what uh color were your pants black okay good huge bounce yes they were black so i make it all the way there and i'm in a porta potty it's the summer so it's like it's hot it's a disaster so in my head i'm like all right listen you already shit yourself you got to move past that we got to just like take off your pants get rid of the underwear so i have to get ass naked in this porta potty it took your shirt off too yeah because it's so hot i didn't want to start sweating too much so i took my i was ass naked in this porta potty, only my shoes.

And I'd throw away the underwear. I'd clean up the best I can. Luckily, they had those wet wipes. They usually don't have those. So that was fucking huge. So anyways, I got through all that. Luckily, that second shock was the last one. So I went through the whole rest of the concert just commando.

And then I went home. And as soon as we got back, I was like, I'm going to shower because we just had a concert. So luckily, I had an easy out for a shower and she never knew oh she 100% knew yeah I bet you smell like there's a chance I pulled it off smell like you smell like absolute shit or rectal residue in any way on your pants no or. No, no, no. Wet wipes. I mean, there was wet wipes. I think that there was residue.

I think he was fine. There was residue in the capacity where like, you know how when you fire a gun and they can do forensic evidence to see like the powder from like a bullet? Yeah. It was probably that, but there was no visual evidence of poop.

Plus high altitude, a lot of sopping wet teens and young adults. The fact that it was at a concert helped my case a lot because Red Rocks in and of itself is a very smelly place. There's a lot of stuff. Red Rocks is smelly?

Well, I mean, a lot of, I mean, shit goes down there, dude. Tell me this, RJ. Skrillex 2015. RJ? Yeah. Are you familiar with that set? Arguably one of the greatest

electronic dance music Concerts American history 56 minutes into that live show Is one of the most insane things I've ever seen It's like an earthquake Luckily the concert got me through it Did you actually go to that show?

What are you guys talking about? Can we cut to Glennie Koolcam? I don't know what time it is I've been struggling to focus I'm not 100% sure What are you guys talking about? Can we cut to Glennie Coolcam? Yeah, I don't know what's happening. I've been struggling to focus. I'm not 100% sure, but I think that that's maybe... This must be part of his OnlyFans. The girl on the right was in the office two weeks ago. Oh, okay.

But there's another girl that just went to the bathroom. I'll go sit next to him and just don't say anything. He's making... Yes, dude, yes. Evan Where's he going? Hold on He's got something Give him some water

Balls know something is up Balls definitely knows something is up Circle from behind He's approaching from behind Don't approach from behind Somebody's sitting there Oh what is he doing Oh no

You have to sit Oh no it. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Lenny. Balls playing cool. Balls is so uncomfortable right now. Look at his arms. That girl's so nervous. She's got the opposite outfit of him.

Is that the girl that... Oh, God. What? Is that the girl? Oh, God. Is that the girl that stabbed somebody? I don't know, but that's a full tit. Wait. Well, that's neat. I think Frank is in here. Tevo's lurking.

What the? Wait, is that just a whole? That's got to be a T-shirt on under there, right? EJ, can you even see if her pants are leather or denim? No, I was kidding. Oh, no, that's disgusting. DJ, can you even see if her pants are leather or denim? No. I was kidding. No, that's disgusting. Yeah, no, let's just go back to the studio.

Okay. And let's go down to Kyle, see if he's playing cool. What's T-Bone doing? T-Bone, T-Bone. What's Tebow doing? Tebow, Tebow, Tebow. Why would we ever put the screen where you can see it outside? Yeah, you're right. Because I don't think we ever intended on having this camera be used to spy on people in the lobby. We should make this one way to the lab. What were your findings?

What was the scouting report? KB, they did not fuck with you. No, and they knew they saw the television. They still didn't. They're still looking. They're mad. I think they're interested. Did you see that girl's entire breast?

Pretty much. Lower 75. The ideal 75. From the tropic of Capricorn down. What did you say when you... That's my favorite part. We heard you. I could see your mouth moving.

No, I made sure to only use filler language. Please describe. Did you go hip? Hip? You were using your hip lingo? That's tough. Yo, dead ass, is this chair taking? No, I wasn't.

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It's like Adam 22 He's going to interview them and then he fucks them after. Yeah. Like that's part two of the show. It's like Adam 22. He's guaranteed all of them jobs. Low jobs. Fine print. Scott's tots.

What he calls his dick bulge. The fine print. Jesus. Yeah, come on in. I can get you guys hired. It's like 75 people waiting to get hired by Glennie.

Glennie was playing cool guy with me. He was like, he was like, he's like 75 people waiting to get hired by Glennie. Glennie was playing cool guy with me. He was like, he's the resident whack packer. What? Balls models. Is this legal? So it says you were the hottest girl in your high school and now you live in Miami and have an OnlyFans? That's every question to every girl.

That's it. Yeah. Very cool. Very cool. Very cool. All right, now we're to the fucking portion. There was a period of time for like two years where people were constantly obsessing over how much money girls paid on OnlyFans. Yeah.

I don't think that ever ended. I think it's died out a little bit, but it was just always like, this person makes $2 million a year. The bubble popped? Yeah. Did the money slowed down at all? Bubble popped. Britney. Britney's putting it out there.

She's putting it out there for free. Renner. For the cultures. For the cultures. She puts the smallest emoji over her cooch. Yeah. That's her doing. I thought that's somebody doing it.

Oh, you thought it was Fully Nude? No, she's throwing emoji. On the OnlyFans? No, she hasn't made one yet. She probably, I mean, it could be someone else. She probably was going to post them fully nude, and then someone was like, let's throw an emoji over this. Make it smaller.

You don't know what they're going to show prior to subscribing? I don't know. Is there like a specification like this I showed? Do you have OnlyFans? I have no fucking idea. Actually, as someone who had OnlyFans who made content, Billy Feetball, I didn't think anyone would actually sign up for it. I made it like super expensive, like $100 to sign up for a year just like because I

thought no one would actually do it. Yeah. Three people did it and i just had one picture on there and just like funny pictures it was like a joke i thought no one would actually do it anyways they started to get very angry because i false advertised what i was going to be doing and i was like dude i've said this from the start it's a prank why did you buy this because i never thought anyone actually do it so did you end up posting more feet? Did they strong arm you?

Of course. Yeah. Yeah, you got to, I mean. Did you? You're providing a service. You have to. No, I can't with like three. You can't not really.

It's just like, bang. So yes. The answer is yes, you did. Yeah, but now it's over. It's done. Doesn't sound like it. Yeah, I don't know what they like preface it with. They probably dropped some like trailers or something. Let people know it's over. It's done. Doesn't sound like it. Yeah, I don't know what they preface it with. They probably dropped some trailers or something.

Let people know what's up. Usually it's just their Instagram. These are the kind of questions that balls probably ask. They don't look very entertaining. A Disney girl, Bella Thorne. Bella Thorne? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She did one and she got millions day one.

And then it was just her Instagram pictures. She got fucked because apparently she made too much money that OnlyFans couldn't pay the rest of the people on the platform. So everyone was turning against her. No, I think it was everybody was pissed that it was just her Instagram photos. Yeah, I think both are true. In testing the charges which locked up OnlyFans' accounts. Yeah, I know something happened where it was like she made so much money

and they couldn't afford to pay her. Or they couldn't afford to pay. They had to pay her, but they couldn't afford to pay other people. I see you're worried about the money. We're worried about the titties. Well, yeah. No, she was not naked. I'm almost 2 million percent sure that's the OnlyFans girl that stabbed her boyfriend

really yeah I'm almost 100% sure wait can we pull up OnlyFans girl that stabbed what do you mean Jeannie Exum how's that tattoo still on you did you change glasses too yeah I weirdly hate this so much more than the other look I just don't want to be myself.

Oh, you might be right. I almost am 100% sure that's her. Does Glennie know this? Wait, go to Glennie's Instagram or Twitter. Glennie! No, because... Get out of the movie line! No, because Glennie and Jack Mack were...

Oh, no! When it happened, Glennie and Jack Mack were tweeting her defense. They were coming to her honor. Who's the boyfriend? I don't know. Leonard Balls was stabbed eight times but died with a smile on his face. How did we get this?

Oh, we can do that. Is that her? It looks like her. I don't like this. I don't like that at all. I don't know what her face looks like yet. Oh, no. Oh, it's her.

I'm pretty sure that's her. It is her. Because I know she lives in New York. I would like to hear. I'm very curious. What's Glennie? Like, are these hard-hitting interviews? Oh, yeah.

Tears. I haven't caught them. Yeah, tears. A cry. Glennie cries. Ears. Has this show been announced? No, I don't know.

What's the name of the show? I don't know if it's a show. It's just him doing it for... Yeah, I don't think... He did the first one. He did the first one on most of the... He's not even putting them out. Dukes.

It's called Glenny's... Dukes. Dukes. Dukes. Called Glenny's Balls... What's going on in there? What is that? Glenny's got a little project going on.

Yeah. It's like some bonk show because a lot of OnlyFans girls. Is that the girl that stabbed her boyfriend? That's exactly who it is. Okay why the wonder I literally just saw them by the way it was triggering saw the tits yes does she have them out in the industry her shirt is very tiny so I'd like you she probably didn't like an Eric Harris cosplayer sitting next to her We can't show that What's she doing?

Look at Stefan just buzzing back there He's buzzing Look at the boys What the hell's going on? Alright, let's cut the show Wait, wait, wait, what's going on? We'll get the YouTube channel taken down.

We can't show it. We're looking at Google boobs. You can use words. Her shirt is coming like TJ. Want to show me? I can't. I'm not getting the YouTube channel shut down. You guys probably shouldn't be watching.

Yeah, this is such an invasion of privacy. He's going to post this online. It's not a secret. I don't like this. No, but he's going to cut it. He's's going to post this online. I don't like this. No, but he's going to cut it. He's not going to post her nude on the podcast. I mean, she wasn't nude. It creeped up.

Also, to be fair, I guess she posted hundreds of times a day, every day. This feels weird. We didn't pay the $4.99. I'm going to go give her $5. I have $5 in my pocket. I'm going to knock and her $5. I have $5 in my pocket. I'm going to knock and just walk in. I guess I'm here for a month. This was the one day.

I guess I'm with you for a month now. First day of Oz on the Yak for the same period of time. Getting in trouble for some sort of... Yeah, this will fall on you, Billy. Yeah, this is Billy's fault. We liked having you here today, Billy. I had fun. Thanks for having me.

Yeah. You boys, anything else we want to talk about? Who is this person that just walked in? It's a private eye. See? That's Carmen Sandiego. Sherlock Holmes. Oh, shit.

He goes under the alias Glenny Bonds. Have you seen him? Have you heard of him? I've been on his case for 10 years now. I feel the need to interact with him. That guy's not new. There's no way. That's interact with him. I mean, that guy's not an Uber Eats driver. There's no way. That's an Uber Eats driver.

He dropped off his Uber Eats. There's no way. It's an already sandwich. There's no way. That is unreal. There's no way that's an Uber Eats driver. Like your meal comes with the DNA of your ex-lover. Wait, I think he traveled from the past and looked up current jobs.

That's an Uber Eats driver? He got a job as an Uber Eats driver. That was unreal. He is the man. looked up current jobs. That's an Uber Eats driver? He got a job as an Uber Eats driver. That was unreal. He is the man. I was so sick. Who ordered the food? Because you can look at their profile. It was Colin Cooper.

He loves cutlets. I'm going to be honest. That guy probably serves depositions and he covers to get into people's office. He's probably serving Jeannie, the stabber. That rocked. Yeah, he might serve depositions. That's what Seth Rogen's character did in... Proxy server.

Pineapple Express. That's actually a great way to get access. What? Everything. To be a door dasher. So if you have the credentials, you can enter buildings. Who ordered Doris Toros? Yeah, they just have to say their name.

And then you have the serve note in the food. Between the cheeseburger. That would suck ass, dude. You bite into a chicken teriyaki and there's a subpoena in it. Fuck. You've been served.

This tastes like a subpoena in it. Yeah? Fuck. You've been served. Just a fucking sub... This tastes like a subpoena. No way. Why does my panini taste like a subpoena? Are these my divorce papers? What the fuck? Oh, man.

All right. You boys have anything else? Anything else to get off your fucking chest? Apologies. KB, don't do this What could you say in the show? I'm not Why are you so sweaty?

Why are your pants so high? The chairs are awkward That's why his pants got high It's true And he's not sorry About yesterday We're gonna get wet Friday What happened yesterday?

Just relax Billy Chill out Billy It was fucked up Heart just goes out to Riley He had a once in a lifetime Performance And it was overshadowed So it did become about

The wet wheel When Riley So granted I did come up With everything he did The rest of the show Was amazing I pretty much created that You created him Created him Created the wet wheel when Riley... So granted, I did come up with everything he did. I pretty much created that. You created him. Created him, created the wet wheel.

And yeah, are you regretting your creation? It was your idea to switch from Randy Carson's to Riley. Yeah. Carson. It's over. Surprisingly, I'm calm. It's nice. It's good. to Riley. Yeah. So, surprisingly, I'm calm. That's nice.

That's good. All right. Anything else? That's it. That was the Yak. All right. Is that the first time they're... Merch in the store.

Wet room merch in the store. Still get it. We have towels now too. It's the act