The Yak - Steven Joined The Mile High Club...Kinda | The Yak 5-6-24

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

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Roback.com. We have Julio here. What up? What up? Thank you. Good to be here. Where's Titus? He had to go handle some business.

Whoa. Is he going to be here for the show? He will not be here for the show, and I was supposed to tell you before the show. All right, Julio, go sit in that seat then. That feels like a more prominent seat. Well, it just feels like a more flow seat because Titus is usually there. That seat's usually open. It's a good flow seat. It's a good flow seat.

Come on over. Julio, what are you doing here with that fat, fat ass? Oh, my God. Dude, I was in Detroit. That doesn't answer what you're doing. What are you doing here? What? Okay.

Urban areas. Most people do have to pass through Chicago once going to Detroit. I was in Detroit, and then I was like, while I was out here, I have shows coming up in Boston in June. I love Boston, so I thought maybe I'd get a chance. Two different cities. When did you land this plane? Well, dude, that's the full answer.

I wanted to come rip it here. You're in Chicago because of Detroit. And Boston. And Boston. And Boston coming up. And because it's good to see you guys. Well, dude, that's the full answer. I wanted to come rip. You're in Chicago because of Detroit. And Boston. And Boston. Boston coming up. And because it's good to see you guys. Yeah, it is good to see you. I didn't know if you had a show here tonight.

Well, I'm doing tomorrow night. The Mookster hooked me up. Oh, hell yes. So I'm going to do a quick spot. Hell yes. Yeah, the Laugh Factory. Okay, so come out to the Laugh Factory. 7.30 tomorrow.

Julio's here. Yeah. How's everything going? Are you still mad at Francis? Dude, I'm not mad at Francis. You know what's funny? I was shocked that no one asked me this last time I was here. Well, that's because I wasn't here.

Francis told us not to bring it up. Really? He demanded. And also, I wasn't here. Did he actually? No. I could see him being like, dude, just please don't bring it up. Yeah.

No, Francis and I are cool, dude. You know, I like don't see him as much because we don't do the pod together, which is like an adjustment for us. But it's fun whenever we hang and I see him around the clubs and shit. You were in his wedding. I know. I know. I spoke at his wedding.

Do you think that you'd speak at his wedding if his wedding was tomorrow? That's a good question Probably be a little sass I don't know bro It might be sass and roan It might be sass and roan And Clemmer It's possible dude

The fucking foreplay boys It's hard to say man But you still see him every now and then? Yeah all the time Dude I talk to him all the time I was talking to him yesterday Okay good We're cool Text or self or conversation? Both But you still see him every now and then? Yeah, all the time. That's good. Dude, I talk to him all the time. I was talking to him yesterday. Okay, good. We're cool.

Text or self or conversation? Both. I knew you guys were cool because otherwise I wouldn't have asked. Oh, interesting, interesting. If you guys were actually bad blood, like if I had ever gotten the idea from him that you were bad blood, I probably wouldn't have touched that. Interesting, interesting. Again, you asked Ray Romano to his face if his twins have kissed.

Yeah, but it's funny. I was there for that. face Of his twins of kids I was there for that I was there for that That was legendary But if I ever got the vibe from Francis I remember when it happened It was like this sucks He was genuinely like this sucks If I had caught the vibe that there was bad blood

Then it would have been very awkward To bring it up I would have brought it up to Francis I wouldn't have brought it up to Julia fair big difference that's nice of you yeah yeah but so I I never thought you guys had bad blood no yeah no we're cool for sure yeah it was a bummer I did we did enjoy doing the show together but you know nothing lasts forever well you can do a reunion tour now we might have to do a reunion tour and some things do last forever yeah no. Yeah, exactly. No, they actually have eternal love.

No, nothing lasts forever. Diamonds. Cockroaches. Vampires. Twinkies. Vampires. Plastic. Herp. Plastic, yeah. Military rations. Yeah, those two. The scorn of a woman. Honey. Honey.

Sun doesn't. No, it'll go. It'll go. Four billion years. Honey. Sun doesn't. No, it'll go. Four billion years. Yeah. It's not forever. It's still long. We're just taking their word for that because they're just. What's the.

Oh, Immortal Leo. Immortal Leo. Leo will. What's Rust's Rust? Or is it just Rust forever? I think Rust is his final form. No, Rust turns to dust. Rust is dust?

No. Rust to dust. Rust to dust. That's just. Is that true? That's why it's called that. Yeah, I think rust is his final form. No, rust turns to dust. Rust to dust? No. Rust to dust? Rust to dust. That's true? That's why it's called that. Yeah, I think so. That's not why it's called that. Why would it be called that?

It just rhymes. I think rust goes to dust. That does make sense. Wow. And have you ever seen rust dust? What about other languages? Huh? Huh?

What about other languages? What? In Europe, it's still rust, and they're still dust, but they don't rhyme. How do you know? We didn't put them together because they rhyme in europe okay no okay look big brain thought this is a big brain we're not the only people that speak all right so american rust lasts forever no no no dust american only dust yeah is that a metaphor about the industrial revolution it is thank you so what does rust turn into in Lithuania? Sounds like a country song. American rust. Alright, Rougine. Rougine. Now what

is dust? Oh, my wrong. Please rhyme. Please be Dougine. Alright, so what rhymes with Rougine? Cougine. Yeah, so rust turns into food? I tell you where I got that. That'd be awesome. Rust turns into your cousin. Yeah. Rusty's a good cousin

name. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Rusty's a kid. Rusty's a good cousin name. Yeah, it is. Rusty's always the kid who has the firecrackers first. Yes. Yeah. A lot of in-school detention. Real chapped lips. Rusty is the guy who fixes up my parents' apartment all the time and he drives a motorcycle. My dad feels cool being Rusty adjacent.

He's like, I'm going to help Rusty pick up his motorcycle. I'm going to help Rusty. He's excited whenever Rusty comes around. No way you guys know more than one Rusty. My dad's best friend's Rusty. He drives a military jeep with the gun on the back. I bet he does. I know a Rust. One Rusty. I know a child Rusty

and I know an adult Rusty. Like when you were a child? You don't know a child Rusty. A neighborhood boy? No, I know an adult Rusty. Like when you were a child? I don't know. I don't know a child. You don't know a child. A neighborhood boy? No, I know a child Rusty. I don't know a Rusty. Is Rusty short for something? Rustin.

Rustin. Russell. I don't think it's Rustin. Rustin. Rustin. Louisiana. Yeah, it's just the R version of Justin. Rustin is a name, though.

Is it? I kind of like it. Rustin Kelly. Good singer. What do you got, Brandon? None of them. Rustin is a name, though. Is it? I kind of like it. Rustin Kelly. Good singer. What do you got, Brandon? Nothing. No, give it to us. Come on.

You had a soul. I didn't. Oh, do you have a Rust in your life? I don't have any Rusties. No, zero Rusties. What were you going to say? I wasn't going to say anything. Oh, you were going to say,

He's going to tell us about a new friend. You bit your tongue. Oh, no. You have a new friend? When you said the R version of Justin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Rustin. I thought I was going to make an off-color joke, but I didn't.

Got it. Stopped myself, but you guys were going to make it. Oh, he's the R version. We named him Justin, but it turned out now we call him Rustin. Yeah, you do the genetic. That is a good name for one. Yeah, you do the genetic testing, and you're like, well, I guess he's a Rusty. Yeah, you got to throw the R.

Rustin. Rusty Rustin. Rust. I love to say it. Rust is a good name. Strong American name. Rust or Rusty? Rust.

Rust. Rust. Rust. Rusty. You think there's anybody out there named just Rust? Yes, absolutely. It has to be. That's a sick name.

Yeah. Yeah. They name everything. Yeah. There's a frat boy at Ole Miss named Rust. You think? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

I don't think Rust is a college-bound boy. No, they use last names for first names. Somebody out there's last name is Rust. Rustin is a real name. Yeah. Rustin, yes. Rustin's a real name. Welcome to now.

Okay, yeah. I thought we were saying it wasn't. No, I'm going to start calling your shit out. Fuck you. Alright. How do we even get on Rust? Oh, Rust turns to dust. Rust turns to dust.

Nothing lasts forever. They're showing showing Especially their podcast Yeah That's how we got here Yeah That's how we got here That wasn't even close to forever No

But hey it's still going It's still going Gallerati is still holding it down That's true You know In case you guys feel like Listening still I

I Watch the clips Oh thank you Yeah I like your dynamic With your fiance Thank you She's very funny Thank you. Yeah. It's nice to be able to watch the clips. I like your dynamic with your fiance. Thank you. She's very funny.

Thank you. I appreciate it. She's got that, like, I don't want to deal with your shit vibe. I like that dynamic a lot. That'll go away when you get married, though. She's a good Midwestern broad. I'm actually staying with her. I'm staying with her.

You're on your Nadeau shit right now? She is. Oh, broad. She is, you know. You're staying with her family? My old ball and chain. Yeah, I'm staying with her. You're on your new douche shit right now? She is. Oh, broad. She is, you know. You're staying with her family? My old ball and chain. Yeah, I'm staying with her family. She is not present either.

Oh. That's weird. No, this is the first time, and they insisted. They're very hospitable, and I'm staying with them, and it is a big milestone for us. Were they the type of family that wouldn't let you sleep in the same room with her when you were in the house? Definitely not. Definitely not. They're chill about that.

And when you say they insisted, did they really insist? Yes. So I had intended to get a hotel and the hotel was fairly close to where they live and my fiance and her sister were both like, you're being really weird if you don't stay at the house. It's extremely weird.

It is. It is weird. No, I would do hotel. Demand hotel. Are you going to jerk off in their house? I haven't decided specifically. Okay. Decide right now. I think you should.

Make a decision right now. This is like LeBron's decision. Go to the heat. Okay, then no. I'm not taking my talents to their house. Okay, all right. What if you get real horny? Yeah.

Then I will be- We're going to send him porn tonight. Yeah, we're going to send you porn. Everybody listening, send Julia your favorite fucking... Yeah, everyone send me porn. Look at this boy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, wheel decides.

Okay. Let's flood it. Yeah. This is final. All right. All right. Nice. This feels as if it's manipulated.

TJ, let's do that for all of us. Mook's next. Just show your future in-laws the wheel. Just be like, I can't do anything about it. Guys, I'm sorry. I told you this was a work trip. I have to come. Would you rather me do it in the bathroom or the bedroom?

I'll let you guys decide that. Your daughter's not here. I don't know what else to come. Would you rather me do it in the bathroom or the bedroom? I'll let you guys decide that. Your daughter's not here. I don't know what else to do. TJ will send you the link to the wheel, and you can just be like, here, we'll pull this up, and we can figure out where you want me to do it. Or if they're watching in there. But you have to put a slice there.

Their bed. Wait, I have to what to their bed? You have to put a slice on it that says their bed. Like, we'll make the wheel. TJ, I have to what to their bed? You have to put a slice on it that says their bed. Like, we'll make the wheel. TJ, we'll show you. Like, do, you know, the bedroom you're staying in. Oh, right, right. Shower.

Let's get a backyard. Bathroom. Backyard. Backyard jerk-off. Their bed. Their car. Kitchen. I've never done an outdoor.

Their car. Do they have any pets? Imagine a backyard jerk-off. A backyard jerk-off. That's like the sequel to Backyard Jerk-Off. Pablo Sanchez was so good at stroking his dog. The wheelchair guy is stuck. He's the final boss.

Make him come. Is there an option to do it in the garage with the car turned on with the window open? Yes, we can do that. Let's throw that in there yeah suicidal it's supposed to be the greatest thrill i would love to if they had a pet on their pet oh they have a bunch of uh animals running around though okay so stray animals are they pets if i can catch a rabbit okay yes straight pet yeah nick great point i i haven't either No never outside Only very inside

Yes What I've never jerked off Never on a deck Never on a veranda I don't think my seed Has ever touched soil No

I'm damn near certain It's never touched What is it I don't think my seed's Ever gotten fresh air You know what You know what Fucked outside

Brandon's done a farm I've done some fucking outside I've never jerked off outside But but I've done multiple outside fucking. I don't think I have either. Multiple outside fucking. Multiple outside fucking. I've done some outside hand jobs. Yeah, there's some outdoor fucking.

Doc in the city of Maryland. Ours doesn't count as an outdoors. What? A car? No, no, that's indoors because you're inside doors. Oh, yes, I did a whitewater raft. Accidentally? It was a weak class of rapids.

This is boring. It was. If you ever go kayaking or rafting and it's not extreme, it's the most boring. You have to jerk off. You have to jerk off. All right, so wait. Spin it. This won't count, but this is what you could show them.

This is theoretical. Yeah, this is a theoretical. Because then they feel like they have the power, even wait, spin it. This won't count, but this is what you could show them. This is theoretical. Yeah, this is a theoretical. Because then they feel like they have the power, even though they don't. You get to... On bed. On bed. What's the most extreme activity you think

someone's ever done while jerking off? Oh, look, see? That's perfect. Skydiving. Oh, fuck it. That's rude. Skydiving. Probably war.

Thank you. Yeah, war. Definitely war. Combat. Yeah, that's a That's rude. Skydiving. Probably war. Thank you. Yeah, war. War. Combat. Yeah, that's a big thing in, what's that show about Iraq on HBO? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that one. It's a big thing on that show?

They talk about like jerking off and taking pictures. Oh. In the port-a-potty. Just in the middle of Iraq. No, dude. The most extreme one, someone will like saw your trigger alert, but they'll saw your balls off while you're doing it. It's supposed to be-

Wait, what? That's a thing. What's he talking about? It's a thing. It's been done more than once. What do you mean, that's a thing? What's he talking about? Is there a name for it?

We just went from whitewater rafts and get your balls sawed off? You said she asked the most extreme scenario, and it's supposed to be one of the greatest thrills, they say, to the people who've done it to get- but to get what wait i think i have a photo i have a photo of an ancient painting of that i believe yes why when you say sawed off yeah i have this well i think that you can like you can scissor that i'm you know i'm not specifically sure about the technique but it's a thing that it's like an extreme fetish i used to uh put this on my story whenever west virginia lost wouldn't the feeling of the saw chopping off your balls like outweigh the pleasure but it also once you do it and you're like that was awesome you can't do it again

right that is sort of the part like raises the stakes oh my god my God, Nick. Much ends the stakes. Yeah. It's like seppuku. Is that it? I don't know. Did you say that? Can we show that? Oh, my. Art? I don't know. I don't think so. I think you can.

It's art, TJ. That's my first saved image on my phone. Why? Who is this dude? I don't know. It's from a painting. TJ, why can't we show it? It's art.

There's balls in it. Right, but it's art. Nick, can you say this? Can we blur the- Sure. Thanks, man. Sure thing in it. Right, but it's art. Can we blur them? Yeah, sure. Thanks, man. Sure thing,

pal. Thanks, man. This guy doesn't even look happy. Oh, some hefty balls, too. They were.

They were big balls. You think this will get the stream taken down? Probably. I don't know. His balls looks like an ash cheek. They're big balls. Yeah. Can you blur it so the people that's

the art you can see it it's not they are the balls weren't actually they were enlarged for yeah that's great do we have a knife right here that's great the guy that was jerking off when pompeii was happening no that's got to be the most i was taking a shit there's probably a cut that it might have been self-blurring there was a pompe, I think. Dude, my uncle was born as it was erupting, the last time it erupted. And they had to flee. In 79 AD? No.

Are you in Fleming, too? This is in 1940-whatever. Like, whenever the last time it happened. I didn't know it happened more than once. I didn't either. Well, that was, like, the catastrophic one, but it happened. I guess it makes sense.

There was time to evacuate. They didn't have to, like, run out as he was coming out. He was able to be born, and then they had to relocate. Got it. If my plane was going down, I think I'd... No. No. Start cranking. Why not? It's not a bad idea. How could you get it going? Because what if it doesn't crash? You have an almost

famous situation. Is that how that movie goes? Say again? I've jerked off on a plane before. No, no. In the bathroom. That's frowned upon. That's depraved. Mile high club, baby. No, no, no.

No, no. That's a joke from The Hangover. Are you sure you did that, Che? Positive. I did it for that. What? Well, you did it because of The Hangover? No, but way before the hangover came out. I was probably like... Oh, you were a pioneer? 14 or 15.

Oh, well, then that's... The pause game. Well, that actually... No. No, that makes it less weird. No. Yes. No.

Yes. At no point on a plane should jerking off in the bathroom coming to your mind whether you're 14 counterpoint 34 counterpoint 14's fine dude 14's fine i'm with brandon no yeah counterpoint 14 i'm gonna start with you guys have been catastrophically horny you've never thought of doing that even as a 14 year old no oh yeah on a yeah. On a plane. I was never on a plane. I guess I never got really horny on a plane. Long flight, brother. Yeah, how long was the flight, Steve? What's the details here?

Oops, I feel like it was cross-country, so probably five hours. You don't remember the flight? I think it was going to New Jersey, Seattle, and New Jersey, Vancouver. See, this is why I actually side with him. No. Because he doesn't know the details.

This was so long ago. This is like... This was so long ago. This was like maybe it was either very early high school or maybe before high school. This is like someone cheating on their wife with like a prostitute. Like, it didn't really matter. He doesn't... It was purely because he had to... He was 14. It doesn't matter how old he was.

No. Jerking off on a plane is not enough. What's wrong with it? Just out of curiosity. Well, you're on a plane. Good point. You're surrounded by people. But you're not. You're in a bathroom. Dude, coming out of that bathroom must have been so scary. Wait, Steven, you went in the bathroom, right?

Correct. Yes. Laboratory. Correct. Because if you were one of the guys who was like jerking off underneath a towel or a blanket. But I think him not knowing the details actually sides with him even more. Because if he knew the details, then it's like a weird yeah, you know, I made love to myself.

He just was a 14-year-old horny kid. Correct. I feel like that plays. I don't know. I'm fine with the idea of it. I think I hate it. I think it's depraved and sick. 14-0.

Did you feel shame? You shouldn't be allowed to fly. No, I felt very proud. Proud. That's what's wrong with that. Mile High Club. No, we're not the Mile High Club. That's not the Mile High Club.

It's not the Mile High Club. Oh, it is. This is a problem with defending Che. If you defend Che, he's got like 17 more things to say. You can't defend him more than one level. I know. We need Titus here to say it's okay, Che. Every emotion is intensified

at 35,000 feet, including horniness. Yeah. I've definitely woken up with a boner on a plane. For sure. Absolutely. Absolutely has happened. Wait, are we flying private back from Vegas? Yeah. I'm going to do it. I will too.

No! This is giving 14 years old. Let's all crank it. Yeah, let's not even go in the bathroom. Fine. Is it just you? I think Danny Conrad's social. He'll crank it.

Yeah, there's like seven or eight of us. My boy will crank it. We'll get a big blanket. We'll get a big blanket. Play the biscuit game. What's the biscuit game? Oh, no. You know the biscuit game. Oogie biscuit game oh no you know the cookie okay okay with a

bisque off with a bag of cheddar sun chips would you rather have a perv son who like creeps out all the girls at his school and like gets rejected by them or a perv son who beats it ballistic exclusively to AI? Beats it ballistic to AI. Yeah, for sure. Is it better or worse to lust over AI girls? As long as the AI girls don't look exactly like somebody. It's adjacent.

I feel like it's even somehow creepier. I think I'd rather my son do cartoon. Really? Anime? Not anime, but like Lela from Futurama. She was hot. You got the one eye? Yeah, it's the one.

I didn't watch that show, but I know the characters. That's weird. I'm aware of the character. I'm aware of the poster of the characters. And she's the only woman in there, right? No. She was hot, right? No. She was hot, though. Very.

Aged well, too. She was hot enough that you looked past the one eye. For sure. Yeah. What other characters do you know? Futurama. There's a robot. Bender.

Yeah. You knew that, though. I don't. Why are you accusing me of knowing the show? You watched that show. I have never. I might have watched it once, but I knew the robot with the arms and then the woman with the big eye.

Never watched the Cleveland show. I know there's a bear on it. I don't think I've ever watched the Cleveland show. I haven't either. Is there a bear on it? Yep. So you just become aware. American dad has a fish in a bowl that talks you'd rather have a sex pest son um no you don't want to say no i think it's but i think it's

weirder to lust over ai girls than but it's it's less real girls it's weirder not obviously not acting on yeah yeah you could also not know about He's not acting He's not actually fucking AI Less collateral damage With the AI Far less As a parent

You can ignore that one Really? Because it probably happens Behind closed doors Would you rather your son Catch him Which one? Real or AI?

AI Extremely AI Yeah But you'd ignore that as a parent If he's beating it ballistic Ballistic Ballistic part Yeah I threw that in there What's beating it ballistic? Ballistic. Ballistic part. Yeah, I threw that in there.

What's beating a ballistic mean? You know what it is. Oh, you've been there. It's like the Dickens. He's spinning the cock like the Dickens. He's going when he can't even go. Yeah. That behavior isn't sustainable.

It's a phase. You can rest assured knowing he'll grow up. I can tell you it's not a phase. Being it ballistic Ballistic Ballistic Oh we've evolved Since you were last on here We do dizzy things now

Oh Yeah Do you want to try I'd like to yeah Yeah we might have to Have you try I'd like to We can also give you

A redemption on the gauntlet Later We've also been like Twerking at the end of the show. Nice try. Nice try. By the way, the gauntlet is starting to put fear in professional athletes, which is great.

Wait, what? So I went to the Cubs game. I brought my kids to the Cubs game yesterday, and we were sitting a few rows behind the dugout, and Christian Yellich on the Brewers, a friend of mine, I saw him, and I went downich on the Brewers, a friend of mine, I saw him, and I went down, and he gave my kids a ball, and we were talking, and I was like,

why don't you come by? He's like, I'm injured, and I don't want to be around the gauntlet injured. So he basically was admitting he's got to put up a good gauntlet. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, they're starting to feel it. They know that when they come here, the gauntlet awaits. They don't want the Cam Newton to happen.

Right. Cam Newton doesn't even remember that he did that. No. Someone will come up to him and be like, dude, you sucked at the gauntlet. He's like, what? There's no chance. No chance. There's a lot of people who come to me that would remember.

That is not a prevailing memory. Yeah, right. You can go up to Spencer Torkels and be like, yeah, I did cry. Yeah. Cam Newton, no chance. He then beat up five people at the same time a few months after. Yeah. Full redemption.

That was a good redemption. Yeah, but still five older kids. That's why he beat them up. And his hat never came off. That's impressive. But I think he had his dreadlocks going through it, so that may have been like a secure. A binding agent. A binding agent.

Like a kebab. Like, yeah, stabbed through the hat. Much like a kebab. Much like a secure. A binding agent. A binding agent. Like a kebab. Yeah, it's stabbed through the hat. Much like a kebab. Exactly like a kebab. So you guys have a good Kentucky Derby? Titus Dresden. It always just passes me. I'm like, oh, that's over.

You just missed it. Oh, yeah. Sorry if I should have watched it. No, no, you don't have to. I ignore that. I always want to watch it, and then I miss it. It is very good. Did you have a good one?

No, I lost everything. The horse's name was Dan. I always want to watch it, and then I miss it. It is very good. Did you have a good one? No, I lost everything. The horse's name was Dan. I know. Didn't bet on Dan? Nope. Mystic Dan. He wouldn't have won if I did. Did it ever cross your mind?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Jerry told me before. He was like, you have to bet this. And I was like, nah. And then he won. Who'd you bet? Sierra Leone?

Fierceness, and then a couple others. Was your jockey American? That is a problem. I don't think so. PFT's party was fun though. It looked fun. It looked good, yeah. For the record, I was invited.

I must have missed the invite. Oh, you were? Yeah. I was not. Did you go, Kate? I was invited. The thought of chasing a toddler around the party just was... Well, that's what I did.

I brought my daughter, and we got there, and the first thing she said is she said, I want to look in every room. So we literally opened every single room. That's fun. We went through the whole house. We opened every door. She looked through every room.

He's got some cool fucking rooms, too. Yeah, yeah. It was like basically we were doing a a home inspection with a three year old. Brandon, what you doing? I like that. Nothing. You're texting PFT right now. Yep.

You wouldn't have gone. I know, but I could have. He had to know that I wouldn't have gone. No, because I got invited and he thought I wasn't going to go and I still made a way to go. That's what I'm saying. He should still extend the invite. So the fact that I didn't get an invite is double insulting because he knows I wouldn't have

come. You're right. I was a harmless invitation that he could have just simply given just like he gave to Dan even though Dan ended up coming. Yeah. Well I'll be honest I would have gone too. I also thought it was Sunday for some reason and I was driving back from this park and I saw people outside the bars wearing hats and I was like

oh shit it's right now. So like how it passes you by and you don't realize it it happened to me yeah I had a migraine what do you think the rules are about bringing some kind of treat to a party and then taking it when no one eats it oh no one poor for it's yours

no if no one eats it that's that's disrespectful on that's yours yeah okay if no one I didn't do that but I brought we brought cupcakes and my daughter was very upset the next day when she's like where are the cupcakes like well we brought them to the party she's like were they on your own dish no we went and bought them and but she could not under she couldn't comprehend like we went and purchased the she picked out the cupcakes we brought them to the party and then the next day there were just no cupcakes i understand i

think there's blurred lines when it's not on your own dish yeah i feel like a toddler gives you free pass to do almost anything yeah i should have taken them back it's a piker move dude you can't leave with the thing you brought it's a piker again though the three-year-old was like where are my cupcakes three is different how can i use piker i want to i want to say piker what's that a piker it's just like a fucking piker dude what does that? A piker is just like a fucking piker, dude. What does that mean? Yes. You just showed balls. We just spun a wheel to where you're going to jerk off.

Are you serious right now? I'm sorry. It's a reflex. Wait. Piker. Yeah. It's like a piker. All right.

Here's a piker move. You show up with alcohol to the party, and then you don't drink it, and you drink other alcohol at the party first. Is this a slur? No. That's classic piker. I would do that. It feels like a slur.

I'm picturing like a traveler. Simplistic. This is a slur. Simplistic individuals. This is so slurring. Impacting the operations of the market or business. We got to find the roots of this because it's going to be bad. Yeah.

What is it? Yeah. Oh, it's good safety, Jay. I don't think it is. I think it was like the slaves who tarred the highways. You think so? I think. We still had slaves when we were tarring?

When we had highways? We made the highway. The highways didn't come until like the- Until after floors. The scenes of the 20s. Until the 80s. When did highways happen? This is the 40s.

Oh, don't start. I've been on my interstates in the 40s. The highway across the country. This could be any decade. Oh, don't start. I'm going to blow up my interstates in the 40s. Yeah. The highway across the country. This could be any decade. Highways could be Rome. Piker, cautious, timid gambler who- Only makes small bets. You should know that.

Oh, that's okay. Pike County, Missouri. It also refers to a poor white migrant from the southern states of the- Uh-oh. Fuck, am I a piker? Oh, shit. Yes, I'm a piker. You caught a stray here, dude. I'm a piker. You caught a stray here, dude.

I'm a piker. You're a piker, dude. Oh, okay. I think I'm going to start using piker. I like that. Fucking pikers. Piker. Wait, when did the highways get invented?

Well, I think we needed cars first, right? We had trails, right? Did we have just out and out roads? Sounds like we had dirt. We definitely had streets. Oh, man. 53? Well, that's the interstate, right?

Yeah. What about when did the Intercontinental Railroad complete? I don't even know when that... 1980s? 1880s? 1850? 1906. Did the guy that hammered them real fast that beat the machine, is that what he was building?

I don't know. I just know the last spike went in in Utah. John Henry? I don't know. Big John Henry. But then who was the guy with the big ox? That's Paul Bunyan. You knew that.

I didn't. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe is his blue ox. You knew that. Didn't know that. You knew that.

How'd you know about the blue ox without knowing the name? I just know Lila, Bender, and Zoidberg. Julia, when do you think floors were invented? Floors? Yeah. No one even knows what- Like hardwood floors? Just floors.

Like real floors. Not dirt. The ground isn't the actual earth. Wait, the ground? But what if you sort of doctor the ground to be flat? No, that doesn't count. Floors, some sort of material. Okay. Be it wood, be it marble, be it whatever.

Leather. Tiles. Floors were invented by the ancient Egyptians. Ah, fuck. Nerd. Yeah, no, I said 1850. I was going to say 3000 BC. I think that might be exactly right.

1850. I mean, wasn't Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Yeah, that probably had wood floors. That's what I'm saying. It only had three walls. Well's what I'm saying. Wait, didn't it only have three walls? Well, that's not... What? Didn't he have a three-walled... No.

Wasn't he born in Illinois? Yeah. Yeah. Honest Abe. But I think it was... Yeah, he was born in a log cabin, wasn't he? But I thought the whole thing was a three-walled log cabin. That's not possible, is it?

A triangle house, but I thought it was like he was so poor it only had three walls. Is that a thing? A floor is not a wall, right? What? No. Okay, check me. Yeah, floor's not a wall. Welcome to now, dude.

Yeah. What are the three walls? It's just a tent. I thought it was so poor it was almost like a lean-to, a shanty. Wait, how can you only have three walls? No, you can't. Like a wooden teepee. You have to have at least four walls.

We have three walls. Two sides and two sides. I thought it was like this. He was so poor, he had three walls. He couldn't afford a fourth. It could happen. What is that? That's not...

Let's do that again. What was that? But if you think about it, if it was like one, two, three, it's a triangle. No, but then what's in the front? Sometimes... There's a door in one of the triangle panels. Well, it could just be three walls, triangle on the ground with a roof. What are you doing?

They lean into each other. I just Googled it, three walled cabin. But that would be four walls. You'd have a front, a back, and then two on top. The missing wall of a three-sided cabin is easily replaced with a fireplace, just a big old doorway, entryway, or shelves. By the way, was he actually born in Kentucky? Why am I making that up?

It's like a debate. He's got some ties to kentucky somewhere he does yeah in kentucky as well but i forget if he was born in kentucky he lived in i think missouri has some ties missouri's got something okay and north carolina ohio debate over flight that's flight yeah yeah oh no but he claims that the rights were born in ohio but they went to north carolina to do flight the first legit flight that went all they like kept circling happened in Ohio, but they went to North Carolina to do a flight. The first legit flight that kept circling happened in Dayton. But the first successful takeoff without a successful landing happened at Kitty Hawk. Wait, they died? Why do you know this so certainly?

I just went to the Dayton Aviation National Historic Site. How do they have a successful takeoff, not a successful landing, and survive? Yeah, well, it was perilous. Was the Che masturbation in there? Che jerking off on the Wright Brothers plane. Oh, I got to beat off of you. I think I'm giving that to North Carolina. That's North Carolina.

The first, I forget how they describe it, but the first flight itself was North Carolina, but the first continuous whatever flight that then also landed was in Dayton. Landing is very important. Ten years later. Anyone can fly without landing. Yeah, you can just jump off a building. So Ohio should be was in Dayton. Landing is very important. Ten years later. You can fly without landing. Yeah, you can just jump off a building. So Ohio should be first in landing. Yeah.

Which is probably the most important thing. It's damn near impossible in my head. Ohio's the sequel. Yeah. And it's a good sequel. Terminator 2. Wow. Did another Boeing person die?

Yes. Yeah, mysteriously. 45 years old. I was thinking about that as I was flying astray. Did another Boeing person die? Yes. Yeah, mysteriously. 45 years old. I was thinking about that as I was flying astray. I'm not a tinfoil hat lady, but I genuinely think something's going on. Oh, no way. It took you to the second Boeing person? Boeing makes good airplanes.

Don't take too big of a leap, Kate. Boeing is awesome. Airbus can fuck themselves. What's the context here? Boeing dudes are just dying? Yeah there's a whistleblower I did see one person had a very funny tweet They were just like hey they tagged Boeing

They're like hey Boeing my bookie's been talking a lot of shit about you guys You know what I thought that made myself feel better about that? That the type of people who are like whistleblowing If it's completely bullshit Are also the type of people who are like whistleblowing if it's completely bullshit are also the type of people who like potentially die randomly you're right i'll be goddamn yeah i'm like crazy offender and then they're just oh crazy people do die they just do yeah but that's what they want you to think oh shit yeah they want you to think that person was so crazy they just died

interesting did you see that pastor no over the weekend no his wife went missing and up in the woods yeah and he gave this whole sermon he's laughing and joking and doesn't mention her in the very end of the mass he's like by the way we all know my wife was a little crazy and i guess she forgot her meds and she offed herself in the woods this weekend it was him of course i'm dead but anyway he tried to make her he tried to paint her as crazy come out that it's him well i'm just saying that allegedly joked about it yeah no he preached a sermon in the end he said by the way just want y'all to pray for me my wife killed herself last night you saw this yeah yeah oh man

what what uh region of the world i don't know but he's like you know she forgot her mitt like for months and she her last post was like hashtag justice hashtag like everybody watch out because crazy but he was trying to paint her he like had all this stuff talking about how you know that's gaslighting that's what like when people are like oh you're gaslighting me when you like want me to you know eat mexican food and i want italian that's nothing being like yep hey my wife was crazy she was gonna kill her so that's gaslighting murder oh this okay this guy makes oh he's a killer he's a piker yeah he is this guy's a piker for sure dude yeah i've been to a church like this and one of the things he said too was like before i say this next thing

remember don't stop giving money to the church oh no we're not going to do an altar call today instead instead I'm going to have you stand up and I'm going to make an announcement and after the announcement I'm going to ask that you leave church quietly and don't talk about the announcement

so y'all can stand to your feet he said don't talk about the announcement this is going to the internet announcement i also want to say that um my request to you is that you will continue to come to church and serve and give um it's asking a lot right yeah i'm taking a little bit of a break and i don't want to have to worry about the church my break may be a few days a few weeks i don't know um i got a call late last night. My wife has passed away. Yeah.

It was self-induced, and it was up in North Carolina. And we're going to have a funeral for her next Sunday here at 3 p.m. It's so awkward. Wait, time out. Also, I have another time out for you. Time out. Wait, wait, wait. Why do you make everyone stand?

Yeah. And he told them not to talk about it. And he was seen at a bar like the next night drinking martinis with a woman that he'd been talking to since she was 14. Oh. I'm just saying. I'd be pissed if I had to stand for that.

I think he was going to dismiss him afterwards. He just wanted to make it short. I'm just kind of going on adrenaline right now oh y'all pray for me and my kids and uh she was still you slayed this is gaslighting and so um i'm sure there'll be more details to come but um just keep our family in your prayers and i'm gonna let pastor randall a bishop i'm just gonna say to say right now, too, I don't trust a pastor wearing that type of flannel. Because that's like the, I'm a hot pastor. Yeah. Agreed.

New age. Cowboy, pro boy. Yeah. Remember that video we watched a few months ago of the pastor admitting to stealing all that money? It's like, people are saying I did it. Well, I did. But God told me to. But God told me to. But God told me to.

I need my preacher in a suit. Yeah. Maybe that's old school, but I need my preacher in a suit. Yeah. I mean, pastors fucking adults seems like forward progress. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, drinking with a woman after your wife has passed away,

I feel like that's like fairly standard behavior, though. Yeah. The 14 thing, I don't know about. She's older now. You're right, Nick. That is progress. Killing your wife, not a piker move, just by the way. It's not.

Okay. Noted, noted. For the sake of classification. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like an all-in kind of thing jerking off in her parents house after she's dead piker move the killing or it's not okay wait so have you have you have you gone to your family your in-laws house yet yeah i've been many times yeah but like this trip yes okay was it. Was it weird? No, it was great. So you were wrong. No, I wasn't wrong.

But like, I am just always afraid of like getting too comfortable in any scenario. I would think it'd be the reverse. Like having to like talk to them for a long time. No, no, they're cool. Right, but they're still. No, no. I sincerely mean that. Like I like hanging out with them. Her dad's a man. We have a lot of similar interests. Her mom, no, they're cool. Right, but they're still... No, no, I sincerely mean that. Like, I like hanging out with them.

Her dad's a man. We have a lot of similar interests. Her mom's very youthful and cool. Her sister also happens to be there. Oh, you hate her. Oh. Her mom texts like... You threw in youthful.

Youthful. She's youthful. She's 19. No, but she'll text like LMAO. Like, is your mother-in-law hot? That's what I picked up from that. I don't feel comfortable. Youthful's hot.

Youthful's hot. Yeah. She just uses colloquial slang in text messages. You're saying words today. Yeah. That was a word you should know. No, no clue. No idea.

No, I met some of Mook's friends this weekend. He's lucky to know words. Yeah, we're big. I met one of your boys. He was just real bloody. Oh, I met some of Mook's friends this weekend. He's lucky to know words. Yeah, we're big. I met one of your boys. He was just real bloody. Oh, yeah, all the time. His face was really bloody. Did you get in a fight?

No, no, no. He hit it off of a urinal? He went head first into a urinal Friday night. How? Just dead sober. No. What? Just immediately right into the urinal.

Yeah, you're lucky. You're the brains of the organization. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you're staying with hot mother-in-law. Yeah, I'm staying with the in-laws. It's a nice setup.

It's great. Where are you sleeping? In my fiance's bed. Childhood room? Childhood room. Is it still set up like a? No, it's like it's evolved to some degree but she is she's not a person who likes change so i don't know that she wants it to change so when they

do change she's actually upset about it okay you got to come up with the inside joke with them to piss off your fiancee we have one actually oh nice no i was saying how i was showing her my special and i asked for specific feedback and i was like only watch it with this in mind and then she started giving me broad feedback and her dad was like surprise there oh nice that is good that's pretty good yeah you got one on her now yeah yeah so all good though man that's yeah i don't know i wouldn't want to be caught in a long conversation but you know what i mean though i don't want to like leave like forget to put something away or like i'm just laying around and you know what i mean and like fart or just like having a heavy presence even the idea of just showing up to the

house with my luggage being like yeah where should i go it's like yeah you should put your luggage in the bushes i left it in the car till the night okay nice Okay, nice. That was smart. Yeah. I'm with you. I would be on pins and needles. Yeah, me too. Brandon, how are you with your wife's side? We do fine. Uh-oh. Yikes.

We do well. Yeah. We do very well. Have you stayed alone there without the wife? No. Why would that ever happen? You'd have to be a psycho to do that. Yeah, you're right. When there's a good hotel nearby.

Even if there's no wife, there's going to be kids. So I'm 20 years past, like, fiancé stage. So fuck it. I could just, yeah. I don't care. Do you call your in-laws? We're all just waiting to die. Do you call the mom and dad?

Not the dead one, no. Okay, yeah. They lose title of... Yeah. But the mom... Stripped of the titles. The mom is still alive. Brandon at the funeral.

No dad of mine will be dead. Brandon goes up to the basket. I lost that bet too. He puts his sticker on that says dad and then just takes it off. Just performative. No, no, no, no. But we both only have our mothers left. So it's a very small group.

Do you think her parents were pumped when she was marrying you? Were they like, all right, this is- Well, I called and asked the dad for permission like you were supposed to do. Yeah. You didn't do it in person? You didn't do it in person? There was a big gap between- I was with her and there was a big gap between where I would have had to go.

I guess I should have. Yeah, you probably should have. But I did call him, and he seemed excited. Yeah. How should you? Is it over dinner? How do you do that? He bought us a recliner for a wedding.

He's fishing, fishing trip, hunting. Yeah, I did it on a car ride. Just go to his house and say, hey, I'd like to talk to you. I did it too. Phone call, though. Yeah? But both parents. Is that going to go away with the next generation?

Would you expect that? Oh, I definitely expect that. oh i definitely expect you would want that i expect my daughter yeah i'll be pissed if i don't i want to be able to i want to be able to fuck with them yeah no you would fuck oh yeah i'd be like absolutely not or at least act like you're like you're weighing out the option yeah no i i will definitely yeah i probably will i would imagine i'll probably break up at least a few relationships with my daughter. Ask how much they make. That's a plan, yeah. Yeah.

She'll have to get like at least three or four down the line before I'm like, all right, fine. Done. Done. Done. First and second. Yeah. Oh, it's going to rule.

I like the idea. I mean, that situation is like the most awkward situation for the guy. And knowing that I have that power, power oh i will take advantage of that i like the idea of your answer being all right fine yeah no no i'm just gonna be like whatever nah i don't think so i don't think so nah and like try again still carry out the day make him go yeah right with you guys he'd be like good talk nah you're still super nice to him he's just psychologically tortured you making him sign a prenup yeah oh how does that work i don't know

but like it must be able to apply to the big cat family estate yeah although that stuff is weird i don't because like you like i yeah i don't know how any of that shit you should just blow all your money by then you won't have to worry about it. I probably will. Do you have to be a certain level of wealthy to have an estate? No, I think you can do it. It's just a will. Yeah. I never know what that means.

Anyone can make a will or an estate. Anybody can make a will, but the estate is your assets and whatnot, right? Yeah. You can still create one. Do you need to be in the green overall? If my student loans are more than my net worth, i have an estate give your kids like the debt pass on your debt your least favorite child that happens yeah that very much happens i'm still you can buy meth with a credit i'm still 100 grand in the hole oh Yeah. Yeah. I'm fighting that battle every day.

How much meth is that? Huh? How much? Oh, it's not really the meth per se, but what, what the meth made him do. You shouldn't be able to have debt once you die.

Yeah. That's crazy. That's a good news about it. He doesn't. Right. I do. Yeah, that's true.

Good point. Good point. Yeah. Good point. He's free and clear. There's these things called reverse mortgages. There's these things called, oh, they'll get old people. Old people and druggies, they'll get them.

Were you more sad or mad when he went? I'm furious. Yeah. Yeah, the mail. I remember before my grandfather died, he would just be filling out all the, like, you can win this if you fill this out. And just take his money but he i mean apple doesn't fall far from the tree like yeah if someone mails you something

being like you could win a million dollars you gotta fill that you have to he was he was probably pretty close to winning one of those at some point definitely do they still do a publisher's clearinghouse like with the big million dollar checks? Yeah, no, that was one of the ones that you would always do. Yeah, yeah. Those are real, right? I think so. The check is real. I saw someone on my flight with one and she was a big check. What?

It wasn't like... Wait, this flight? No, no. Oh, I was going to say, that should have been the start of the yak. What? I saw someone with a giant check that they had won and it was cardboard and it was the actual check. And there was this whole fight over putting it above in the

Arion space because it was going to break the check. And everybody on the flight was bitching about it. It was crazy. I would be starstruck. I have a picture of it. I thought that died with Ed McMahon. Wasn't that his deal? Was it?

Yeah, he was Publisher's Clearinghouse, wasn't he? That shit ruled. He would go to people's houses. He would show up to people's houses with it. Yeah, I don't know if this check was that specifically, but the big check reminded me of it. I thought that was always just a prop. I thought so, too. This was the actual check.

They went to the bank with that? She's like, I have to go to the bank with this. No, no, no. She was lying. There's no way. She was dumb. I'll find it. She was dumb. I'll find it. I'll find it. No, no, no. You can't fold it. She was lying. There's no way. I'll show you guys the truth. She was dumb. I'll find it.

No, but she was dumb. She was a woman. We tried to do that by the old office. Kate had to get a big check. That's right. And I took it to the bank. And I asked, do you cash checks like this? And she said no.

And they do now. Do I have the picture? Oh, sweetie, no. I'll find it. What do we got for ads today? Oh, yeah. Oh, Brandon, want to do Steven Singer? Man.

You do. You hate Steven Singer. I do. Mother's Day is this Sunday. I'm going to say it again for everybody on the show. Mother's Day is this Sunday. Make sure you're taking care of everybody. I've already done it. Yeah, I have too. Who'd you buy a Mother's Day is this Sunday. Make sure you're taking care of everybody. I've already done it.

Yeah, I have too. Who'd you buy a Mother's Day gift for? I had a couple. I had a couple. I actually got really lucky this Mother's Day because I bought jewelry for my wife like maybe six months ago. And then the place emailed me and they were like, hey think she would like this for mother's day i was like great bang send me the bill i like you fucking rock mother's day is this sunday the moms in our lives put up with a lot sure some of us were angels but others not so much toast to mom

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Yes. Friday? I'm panicking. Friday? I'm panicking. I thought it was today. I'm wearing some bold pants today. I noticed I said train conductor.

But this was summer pants. Those pants are not. That's not summer. Are they bold because you're like, that's what people in the Holocaust wore? They are a little bit. Yeah. I was thinking train conductor more. Why are y'all still dressed like it's winter? That's what people in the Holocaust wore? They are a little bit, yeah. I was thinking train conductor more. Why are y'all still dressed like it's winter?

What are you talking about? It's cold in here. It's 60 degrees today. It's 70 if it's a degree. If it's a pile, I'm going to wear a sweatshirt for as long as I possibly can. Why? You should get shorts and shirts. Because I'm fat.

I'm fat. Yeah, I know. You dress gross. You make us all shorts and the shirts. Because I'm fat. I'm fat. Yeah, I know. You dress gross. You make us all want to puke. I think it's okay now. I'm wearing Nickelodeon. Yeah, but I bet you can't name more than half the characters on there. I can name at least seven of the characters.

You're doing the fat guy move, which I appreciate, is just put enough things on your shirt that just gets everyone confused. You peacock. That's what mystery taught us. What? The pickup artist. Why are you dressed like a swimmer? Put enough things on your shirt that just gets everyone confused. That's what mystery taught us. The pickup artist. Why are you dressed like a swimmer? I have purchased us some linen. Thank you. Very excited and very nervous.

Very nervous. I have done two things. I bought, we're going to actually test if money matters when it comes to linen. Yours is more expensive. No, no, no. I bought us somewhat matching outfits that were very expensive. Oh, Jesus. But then I also bought us cheap linen pants. We'll see the difference.

Well, thank you. I'm very appreciative. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think the cheap will show cock and balls? I actually think the expensive might. That's do you think the cheap will show cock and balls? I actually think the expensive might. Oh, that's what you're paying for. Expensive looked like it was a little bit more snug fitting.

OK, interesting. I'm excited. Yeah. So, yeah, that's Friday. We're going to test out some outfits. Hopefully it's warm. If not, it will just be a sweatshirt. I don't like you doing that.

Did you find the check? No. Oh, sorry. I thought you don't like me doing what? I had a guy on the last plane in the airport we were in Myrtle Beach and he was walking around with a huge like ask me about Jesus it was something like that

it was something about Jesus I get on the plane it's just me and the two kids and there was an empty seat and I'm thinking the plane wasn't full I'm like nobody in their right mind is going to look at me in this row with a baby on my lap and a toddler and take this seat when there's other empty seats here comes the guy with his sign and they put it they were all struggling to put it the sign up in the bin sat next to me and the whole time he's scribbling furiously in his thing and then when the plane landed he handed it to me and goes, these are the prayers I was writing for you during the flight.

Oh, no. It was nice. It was very nice. And I thought of all the people who couldn't get mad at me if the kids were freaking out. Jesus guy, right? Yeah. So it was kind of ideal. But the whole time, scribbling furiously.

And then at the end, and I have a whole other book of his prayers for me. But Jesus guys are different breeds than just Catholics or Christians. Yeah, yeah. Or no. This was a layover for him and he was on his way to San Francisco to live homelessly amongst the people. I don't like that.

Very nice guy. Homeless guy on the plane? How many people buy a plane ticket to go be homeless? A lot of people go to Hawaii to do it. Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. He was super nice.

He was really nice. I need this check. I'm finding it. I'm finding it. That was exciting. I figured out the date, and I will have the check shortly. Boom, found it. Sound like you're paying a bill.

You have TJ's number? Send it to me. I'll send it to TJ. That's a good way to break into somebody's house, like an older person. Just show up with a public house check. You can just kick in the door, I'm sure. You can say the words.

This woman on the flight took a picture of it and I asked if I could take a picture of it on her phone because it seemed invasive to ask her to airdrop me. Is that good form? You have a picture of her picture. I have a picture of her picture. I didn't take picture of the check.

I didn't take it as the check was coming back. This is a weird picture you sent me. I know, but this is the check, dude. Hold on, let me take a picture of it so now I'll have three and then I'll send it to the group chat. A nesting ball situation. That's not what I thought the check would look like. Is it not big? It's giant, though. It's giant.

Putting it in the group chat. Elevate 2023. $550. That's it? Wait. Yeah. But it's a giant check. Yeah, but that's crazy.

There's got to be a minimum for giant check. Yeah. Yeah. A grand? It's got to be over a grand. I think it might have to be over five grand. Dude, the people in first class were bitching about it. They're like, all this over $500?

I'm like, yeah, they were right. Wait, I don't know what I'm looking at. It's laying across the seats. Oh, it's laying right there. That's a big-ass check. It's so stupid. Oh, it's bent. $500.

That's crazy. That's boy bent. That's a... Yeah. What's Elevate 2023? Yeah, what is that that learn how to dunk okay elevate 2020 let's look up with that sounds like a christian conference christian thing i wonder if you could try to mobile deposit that

i'm like yeah you'd have to get like panoramic yeah take it from like a deck psych psych congress what? what's happening? I don't know I we should have said this at the beginning I have not stopped thinking about

Katie and the balloons oh that was a great video guys I mean I all I want to do is put people in balloons now if you told me

that like the rest of my life I was just putting people into balloons I have a theory that every culture would laugh at that video. Julio, when you travel, can you show this video to people and see? Can we get a laugh in every country? Yeah, like some Afghani laugh. Without a doubt.

Still so underrated that Kyle, I said this to him when I saw him this morning, that there was a moment where he thought he was going to put his head in there. Yeah. No, I was going to. Right, I know, but that was crazy. No. Yes. Your logic was nobody's ever done this before.

That's a good logic. We did have, this man has just gotten 90% of his body into a balloon. Yeah. It was more of a mine as well type. Mine as well, right? While I'm here. We had the Irish dude hit up and was like, congrats. Yeah, you fucking nailed the balloon.

Wait, no, he commented? Yes. That's Tad. I need to buy more of these balloons. Yeah, fucking nailed. We got to get them here. I feel like once we did it, we could do that again easily. You guys, I want you to experience the thrill of the bounce that you get.

It's like something you only achieve in dreams. You got you both the biggest losers on Friday. We did it. Yeah. We're all a team. We're all a show, right? If someone has actual jumping skills, I couldn't imagine where they went and how they went.

All right, I'm buying more of them. The part that killed me, because I watched it over and over all week. I was laughing alone in the chair at night with my watch. But the way when you were in midair, the way your head did this bobble thing, and it i don't know it's so fake it's so it's yeah it looks so fake that looks so fake and that looks especially from behind yeah my kids loved it the only thing that would have made it better is if you were completely naked

when it popped. With a condom on. That would be the funniest prank ever. Yeah, I want to get more people in balloons now that we've done it once. The thrill. Can you imagine the show opening up and we're all standing here in balloons? Last man standing. Alright, I'm buying more just so that we're always ready on deck

to get someone in a balloon. I might be the only Kate could. Alright, I'm buying more just so that we're always ready on deck. Yeah. To get someone in a balloon. I might be the only... Kate could. There's no way I could. I don't think so. I don't think I could. Don't look over here. No.

Titus might. He's a slender fella. It's a height thing. It's a height. It would get stuck. It would stretch out on the shoulders on you. Yeah. Because you have to be strong.

I mean, that was hard, right? You have to be very, very strong. Oh, White Sox Dave. Oh, yeah. White Sox Dave and Jerry at the same time. We should split us in half and race. Get somebody. Yeah.

So is there like a cutoff size limit on these balloons, or can you get even bigger? I just got the biggest one i don't know maybe there's bigger out to the gauntlet bigger yeah have somebody go through didn't you have mincey halfway in we did and then you started taking shit out of his pockets uh in the balloon yeah he's he's coming back i think i don't know he's still not here No no it's just Monday I'm going to try to get Did you see T-Bob A-Bear

We're going to try to get him here Because he's been a friend of Mincy for a long time I'd like to just get him on the act And just ask him some questions Some basic questions We're going to try to I also I got something for Minty

I'll tell you guys after We'll see what happens His dude wipes tweet was funny In Oh his dad He saw something at Walmart Yeah They've been in Walmart forever

He's the only sponsor that he has It's in his bio And he was like wow My dad just found at Walmart Congratulations he found them I don't believe it Will Price you piece of shit Have you guys been keeping up with the rap beef? No

I'm having trouble I have been Do you have any strong taste? Can I just I just listened to them both Yeah And they were good I feel like Drake is losing

I'm getting the ick from it all Oh I'm getting the ick from it all It's like ruining One of my favorite genres of music It's just like Isn't that what rap fans live for? Maybe

But it's just too much And the Kendrick ones Are just seeming so mean That it's like Dirtying me out I kind of like that That's how it should be. Yeah. A rap beef.

It's too mean. Yeah. So it's not mean enough. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I guess I'm not necessarily a huge fan of either person. Like I like both their music,

but I'm turning into a Drake sympathizer. Oh, wow. Yeah. I feel like Drake is losing. Well, Kendrick just came back and was just like, you're a pedophile,

right? Well, no, he said you have an 11 year old like, you're a pedophile. Right, well, no, he said you have an 11-year-old kid and you're a pedophile, and Drake was like, I don't have an 11-year-old kid. He's like, I'll quit rap if you can prove that I have a daughter. It's like, dude, I think the other one was the big accusation. Well, isn't the new thing? You kind of missed that part. Didn't Elon Musk just call a guy a pedophile the cave diver hero?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. He got sued. He got sued. Just randomly. Yeah. Rogers did that to Kimmel. Called him a pedophile?

No, he said he might know something about Epstein. He linked him to Epstein. Which is? Flight law. I feel like when you're losing an argument, that's the thing you go to. Yeah, the P word. The Brady roast, by the way, was very funny. Oh, yeah.

Was that promoted? Did you know it was happening? It kind of just happened. I thought it was happening Wednesday. This should have been the biggest event promoted. I had no idea it was happening. And it was live? Yeah.

It was good. And a very high level of celebrity status participating. Yeah. High level roast. Because I think Netflix has their LA Comedy Fest, so they got everyone in the room for that. It was really good. Who did the best?

Nikki Glaser. I didn't watch any. And Gronk. Gronk wrote all his own jokes, so he literally was just like Tom Brady's gay. Oh, that's amazing. His big joke was that tom went tampa and fucked bill belichick in the ass with a 1300 mile cock

and he's like and julian edelman was spitting on it and then he says like i wrote that myself yeah no gronk was, yeah. And Gronk also, his face throughout the entire thing was so funny. He didn't understand anything. No, just everything was going over his head, but he was just laughing. Affleck was horrendous. He was by far the worst.

Yeah, I didn't see that. I heard he was, like, off-putting. He just came on and he roasted, he, like, started talking about uh anonymous trolls from like buffalo saying that brady doesn't have a good arm and we're like dude the roast is about brady and he was just roasting like he was like yeah tall boy henry 69 what what do you say now we're like what oh yeah was tom brady actually pissed at je Jeff Ross, or was that performative? Mook said it was performative. I thought it was real.

I thought it was performative. I thought it was performative as well. But here's the thing. So they held nothing back. Yeah. No. I said before, I was like, if they do a karate instructor joke, that means that they're not holding anything back.

Kevin Hart did one within the first 90 seconds. Yeah. I think every person had one yeah but so the reason why i think the the brady uh telling jeff ross stopped doing that was real was he made fun of uh craft for the massage parlor brady said don't do that anymore and then no one made another joke about it yeah and it was early on and they all had aaron hernandez jokes they all had giselle jokes and i guess that was the only the fact that they never made another joke about it Makes me think that was real

Interesting And then Feidelberg was there So was Chicken Fry But it was like three hours in And it was like holy shit Yeah there's fights It was good though Roasts are fun

We should do one Nobody could take it Dave wants should do one Yeah we should Nobody could take it A formal one Dave wants to do one before he retires It'd be great One of him? Yeah

Although he would get so mean back to everyone Oh yeah I can't imagine Wait so Brady won at the end himself? Yeah How did that go? Okay People are believing his deflating joke

Like Adam Schefter is like Oh yeah There you have it. NFL reporters, yeah, really don't understand a roast. They were just taking the quotes and being like, wow. Can't believe he said this. It's like it's in the middle of a roast, dude. Because Brady did have a 9-11 joke. Well, tell it to Che and we'll test this.

Okay, let me find it. They're so cruel. It's amazing to me how mean they are. I don't know if I could handle it. I think I would just get my feelings hurt. Hernandez joke, I saw a clip of that. It was a bunch of them. Let's see.

This is what everyone thinks of me. This sucks. Yeah, Adam said, there you go. And it just says, the NFL spent, Tom Brady says, the NFL spent $20 million and found that it was more probable than not that I was generally aware that someone may have deflated my footballs. You could have just given me the $20 million. I would have just told you I fucking did it.

That's a joke. That's a joke. And he's like, there you go. He looks great, dude. Yeah. He looks square. He looks like an animated version of himself. Wow.

Has he had work done? Stupid question. Yeah, that was a very stupid question. Almost certainly, yeah. But I mean, besides just working out and getting facials, he's had work done. Can you show him now versus when he came in the league? But this is like a healthy- TJ done can you show him i'm just saying you show him now verse when he came in the league but this is like you find a side by side change this whole diet up okay all right all right let's you know what let's let's you guys i'll give you guys benefit

doubt maybe it was just a diet but let's see a side by side the second you cut out night shades your chin grows yeah no and he has a dad bod, too. Okay. There's no way. Wait, that's the same guy? Yeah, that's... Okay. And he looks even more... That's two different chins.

...different than... Okay, you got a nose. What? That's manipulating. Chin implants. Brighter on the right. Equal fat. Yeah, what...

Older. No, I don't... New hair. He lost weight. That looks like College Mark Titus On the left Do you think he has Filler like in the cheeks Is that college Mark Titus

Show a picture of him From last night He definitely does I don't know It's just Felt Kate this isn't A real question

Is this I don't know if he got Like a nose job Or like They do that chin thing Celebrities get that Chin shot Right

Yeah And it's always like Whenever you get plastic surgery, I feel like you just have to keep getting it so then you keep looking weirder. They said the Aflac was fresh off of something. Maybe coke. He was...

He bombed bad. He's probably in a bad place after that J-Lo movie came out. It's not just the movie. She's a mockery online. Yeah, and all these stories coming out about how much she sucks. She's going through it, so he's got to be going through it. That's tough. Can we show a clip or no, TJ?

Which clip? The one where Tom Brady had a very good joke about Kanye and Kim. Oh, she was on it too, right? Yeah, the look that Kim gave Tom was so fucking hot. I feel like they might have fucked. I would believe that. Sick. Thank you so much for being here.

I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad. Yeah, that's... He kind of gave her a look, too. Yeah, but that was kind of like, we're going to do it later. Fuck me eyes, yeah. You're in trouble. I'm going to ride you.

I'm going to ride you. So much trouble, I'm going to ride you. I'm going to ride you. You thought you were going to get missionary, now I'm going to ride you I'm going to ride you You thought you were going to get missionary Now I'm going to ride you I'm really in the doghouse now I'm getting ridden I'm going to ride your ass Tony Hinchcliffe was good I heard

I heard he was the best All the comedians crushed It was very apparent How the comedians crushed. And it's like very, it was very apparent how the comedians, I mean, it's what they do. And like their delivery was just so much better than the athletes. Totally. But yeah, it was good. Sick.

Live roasting. Back. Possibly. You didn't know it was on. Didn't know it was on. We could do one of you, Brandon. You'd be a good sport. No. You'd get to roast us to roast we could just do the show there you go yeah yeah that was like it's every goddamn day i don't even know what i could

fucking say about you that's what they were they were on pick central they're like rico would you get roasted i'm like just yeah subscribe to pick them let's pick them yeah dave would be funny Subscribe to Pick'em. That's Pick'em. Yeah. Dave would be funny. If you had to decide, you get to pick what level of roast you get, would you decrease it? If so, by how much? Or would you increase it or keep it the same? I would say max it out. Yeah, you got to max it out.

Because you get to go with it. If you're going to do it, do it. It makes you funnier. Yeah. And the second you're laughing at it, nobody else can really like show you for it anymore. And then when you get to destroy everyone at the end, they don't have any rebuttal. Just max it out completely. Yeah.

You have to go all the way. You also get people to write all the jokes for you. So part of being good at it is like selecting the best jokes. Yeah. Which is an interesting thing. Yeah. Unless you're Gronk. That's so funny that he wrote himself. Yeah, one of the writers was like he wrote a lot of his own material

and we were debating whether we should help him. We were like, nah, fuck it. Just let him go. It was just easy. Did Edelman write his? The Foxborough High joke? I don't think so. If it's good and they're not a comedian, you would imagine.

That just sounded like something a football player would say, the Foxborough High joke. Yeah, he had another one that I doubt he wrote that was very funny. He said he was like, I'm Jewish, but I'm the type of Jewish that people see me, and they're like, oh, he's Jewish? And Jeffrey Ross is Jewish, and he's the type of Jewish that people see him and they're like I'm thinking about joining Hamas pretty good

that is good and then Kraft and Belichick made up with a shot and Belichick wanted no piece of that he did not shake his hand or anything I like that he yeah there's some real hate there, which is awesome. You want to get dizzy?

I want to see Julio get dizzy. Yeah, you got to. Just get dizzy. What do I have to do once I'm dizzy? 15 seconds, spin on the dizzy bat, and then try to... Make a layout. Make a layout. Okay.

Have there been people who very clearly tried to seem more dizzy than they were? No. You don't have to fake it. 15 seconds is no control. Yeah. I fell every time. Yeah, I don't think anybody did that. I remember when, as a kid, you would do that.

You'd pretend to be more dizzy. I think with 15 seconds, as long as you actually give effort spinning, there's no way to fake how dizzy you are after 15 seconds. Can we throw up? No. Emphasis on the Dickens is really... Oh, yeah. Okay. How do you think he's going to do?

I don't know. I feel like he's going to fall over. Fast as you can. Okay. Is there a good time? We'll tell you the last... Julia, start facing that wall. You don't have to have the bat on the ground. You just have it on your forehead.

All right, we're ready. Whenever you want to start, we'll start the timer. Faster. Faster. Way faster. Way faster. Faster. Way faster faster way faster faster way faster way faster way way there we go i don't know still slow three two one oh frozen oh you might get it. Still plays. Still plays.

There is no faking. No, you can't fake it. Is there anybody that didn't do it? I forgot how much I loved it. Oh, Smokes hasn't done it. PFT and Big T. They're still in macrodosing now. Nicky Smokes. They get Smokes hasn't done it. PFT and Big T. They're still in macrodosing now. Nicky Smokes.

I think it's Smokes. Did Jerry do it? No. I don't think Jerry did it. Jerry! There's a category of people that freeze. You're a freezer. I just fall over.

Like, if you want to see me fall over, I'll do it again right now. I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll just fall. Your hair looks real. I think I did it three times. You're car. You got your hair's just sticking straight up Try just try to stay up. Try your hardest I'm gonna try stay up

Whenever you're ready. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Holy fucking shit. Eight seconds. Oh, he's done. Five, four, three, two, one.

Go. Oh, yeah. Four, three, two, one. Go. Oh, yeah. Yep. Every time! Oh, fuck. It feels like taking a bong rip after you're drunk. Yes. Yeah.

Ugh. Every time. I can't, I... I got no chance. You didn't move a foot there. I just't I I Had no chance. I Just went down right away immediately Yeah, don't close them It's crazy. I'm just a terrible dizzy person. Okay go oh

He's he's moving he's gonna. He might be good at this, actually. Keep those eyes open. He's going fast. Are his eyes open? Five, four, three, two, one. Done. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That was hard. I think he's hurt. Was his shoulder hurt? No. Still plays. Holy shit. Yeah, I mean, it's impossible.

Anybody new up there? Just Nicky. Just do Nicky. Oh, Fasoli's right there. Oh, yeah. Has Fasoli not done it? No, Fasoli hasn't done it. Fasoli, you better do it. Fasoli, take off your shirt Just do Nikki. Oh, Fasoli's right there. Oh, yeah. Has Fasoli not done it? No, Fasoli hasn't done it. Fasoli, you better do it.

Fasoli, take off your shirt and do it. Harry's fucked up. Yeah, Jerry went down hard. What? It goes away kind of fast. Yeah, it goes away very quickly. Mine lingers. I wish I could stay up.

You just... That last one. I can't move. Maybe I should try 10 seconds and see if I can stay up. I can't move. Right now. Keep your eyes open. Spin fast.

Go hard, Smokes. It's on my go? Yeah, the bat has to be on your forehead. Take the hat off. I can't. You'll be a lot more aerodynamic. Spin faster. It's fresh off the Kentucky Derby.

Is that the lead? No, seven, six. I've never seen that before. Holy shit. He went down like Marvin Homolo. He didn't even get to fight. Oh, no. He had seven seconds left.

He fell so hard. I honestly think there's just people who can't spin. I'm one of them. I just think there's just people who can't spin. I'm one of them. I just, Dizzy just takes you out. Oh, he fell hard. Oh, my God. All right, do Fasoli. I did not expect that.

That was bad. Yeah, it was. Take your shirt off, Fasoli. Anything you say. Did you see Fasoli went harder with the Whitney tweet, the Bears tweet? No. He just tweeted the image. He said, fuck you, Leafs.

Oh, God. All right, ready? This is a good look for him. Yeah. All right. Go ahead whenever you want. Oh. This is going to be a disaster.

Oh, my God. He's good at spinning Oh my god What style is that I've never seen it Two Lay up Lay up

Lay it up Go Lay up That can't be real I think that's real You're really dizzy I'm curious if I did ten seconds could could I stay up? I don't think you could do one spin. I did 10 seconds, CJ, 10 seconds.

Unbelievable. Who thought of this? I want to try 10 seconds. Lucas, the Jerry after dark. I'm only going to try to stay up. I'm not going to try to do the layup. Yeah. No layup.

Okay. Go. Oh, no. Five, four, three, two, go. One, go. Nope, nope, nope. Can't do it. Shit.

That was more graceful. It was. I got no chance. I got no chance. I got no chance. It's impossible for me. I don't know what's wrong with me. Is it just... Chase is my favorite. He freezes.

He freezes. I don't know what's wrong with me. Can't do it. We're not meant to spin. You're also a quick spinner, dude. That doesn't help. Yeah, but I just... I just got no chance.

How about smokes coming out at seven? Can you just do one last one, Chase, so we can see you freeze? Yeah. Then we'll be done with it. All right. How long? 10 or 15? 15.

Facilli looked like he was in an action movie or something. Yeah, he's got... Two double roles. Guy who does his own stunts. This all goes back to Kyle being really good at it. Absolutely gassed. We've been catching guys getting handsy in there. They don't know the camera's on.

Yeah, they'll hold hands, feel each other. Where is Malasek? Very cute. I'm really disappointed in myself. You're not a spin guy. It's fine. Better that time. No, but I only did 10 seconds.

Steven's got good shoes on today. Ready, Steven? Go. Like the Dickens, Che. Faster. Go, go. Pretty good spinning. Faster. Loud feet. Faster. Faster.

Four, three, two, one. Oh, he's about to go back. Oh, man's about to run back. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh. Oh.

Oh. His freeze is so great. He just gets stuck in sand. I thought he was going uphill. Are you filming it on Caitlin Walker? Caitlin's back. Where'd she go? I think she was going uphill. Are you coming in on Caitlin Walker? Caitlin's back. Where'd she go? I think she was in Europe.

How do you not know where your sister was? You're not curious? So like, hey, my sister went to Europe. Good luck. Okay. I got kids. I ain't worried about sisters once you have kids. Can you imagine Brandon Walker in like Taken? Yeah, keep her. Yeah, they call him up. It's like, all right. No, I'm good. I ain't worried about sisters once you have kids. Can you imagine Brandon Walker in, like, Taken?

Yeah, Keeper. Yeah, they call him up. It's like, all right. Oh, no, I'm good. All right. I got a softball game I got to coach in 20 minutes. Good luck. Well, thank you.

No, good luck to you. I appreciate it. I might have to retire from softball coaching. Oh, no. Yeah. I can see this coming. It's too much. The sun.

The sun. The sun. If I play too many games. The game was 2 o'clock on Saturday, and we had about a three-hour window where it was just nothing but sunny on Saturday. And I was out there, and the other coach didn't show up, so I had to pitch, and I had to get the bats, and I had to wrangle the kids, and I got a migraine.

Oh, no. Every time I call you, you're at practice. I'm never not at practice. How often do you call him? About every other day. Yeah. For what? Chat.

Just to talk. Really? Yeah. Wow. What? Boys hanging out. That's special. What?

What's wrong with that? Just checking on your boys. You guys just chat on the phone? Yeah, we're friends. Mm-hmm. He calls me every other day. I didn't know you could do that. You can do that.

You've called me before. to chat yeah it's usually because you text me can you call me asap sometimes we end up and then i call you sometimes we end up chatting we end up chatting after we take care of the business yeah we do the business sometimes the business is just an excuse to chat oh yeah you cry wolf sometimes no just to him okay sometimes you want to chat up sometimes it's a big step to initiate thank you relationship thank you yeah when someone calls me to chat i'm usually very touched by it yeah if anyone wants to chat okay i guess i'll have to call you to chat now fuck let's all just let's fucking jule you want to chat i think my ability to talk to people outside of work has decreased because of how much

we talk at work. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's fair. That's fair. Like, I'm very bad at, like, just little conversations with people and stuff. It's like, I'm just tired of talking. Right.

I struggle with topics. Yeah. Topics are tough. I talk over people a lot. What do you mean? Really? What? Yeah. I do, topics. Yeah. Topics are tough. I talk over people a lot. Really? What? Yeah. I do too.

Yeah? I'm like, I got to make sure my thing is heard. And they're like, we're just standing here at the playground talking about kids. I'm like, I have an anecdote for that. And they're like, you don't need to do that. My ideal night is everybody else is talking and I just kind of nod. Yeah. Yeah.

How do you run out of topics, though? The topics are the same. Every day, you can still ask the same topic, just in case that's... Oh, Julia. What? What do you mean? Yeah, it doesn't chat. No, but bro, like, okay, you call me today, you ask what's up.

I tell you, tomorrow, you can ask what's up again, and I have something else to say. You'll have something else to say every day? Yeah. Well, I don't have something every day. No, definitely not. Most of my days are the same but you could say that ah it's the same man i feel like it's monotonous i need to get out there you're doing tricks i think my i only consume the things that i like the most uh like video wise tiktok Yeah. And you can just scroll past anything that's not completely interesting. Right.

And that's ruined like basic small talk. But that's different too. Every new video you like is different. New small talk fodder. But my tolerance is so high for interesting conversations. I save topics like if I go out to dinner with my wife, I'm like in the car ride. I'm like, let's not talk. You have to establish that or you just don't talk?

No, I just say, let's save it. Because that's just riding in the car with your wife. Yeah, but you don't want to do like a really good conversation in the car. It just totally burns it. It's been 12 years since I've had a really good conversation with my wife. Yeah, no, I'll save the topics. I don't know. Okay.

In the teens. But, like, if I know there's something that's going to give us, like, you know, a good, like, 10, 15 minutes of dinner, we don't, I'm like, do not bring that up in the car. I want to save that. That's pretty good. The other move is to go movie dinner. Because then you have someone talk about a dinner.

That's better. And the previews. I'm going to be telling them myself a little bit. But at dinner, sometimes we'll talk, but most of the time she'll sit down, she'll pull up a word game on her phone, she'll send me the word game, and we'll play back and forth. Oh, yeah. That's great.

That's ideal. That's fine, right? Yeah. That's amazing, yeah. Some of the best dinners I've had with my friends have been just us on our phones We'll play back and forth. Oh, yeah. That's great. That's ideal. That's fine, right? Yeah. That's amazing, yeah. Yeah. Some of the best dinners I've had with my friends have been just us on our phones being like, yeah, you see this shit? You're barely speaking to one another. Yeah.

I had a buddy come over to my place once. We napped, and then he left. Together? My boy, Smetty. No, he fell asleep on the couch. I went up to my room. I had a buddy who used to fall asleep every clockwork, every Sunday when he'd come over and watch the Bears.

Yeah, it was football. And he'd just grab a blanket and just sleep on the couch. That's amazing. And I'd wake him up for the fourth quarter. And then he'd leave? Yeah, he'd leave. Maybe we'd watch the afternoon games too, half of it. I'd always try to get him to stay.

Like, come on. Because the minute he leaves, Sunday's over. Yep. He's like, stay for the minute he leaves, Sunday's over. Yep. It's like, stay for the Nike. Yeah. Let's do a sleepover. Come on. Oh, we're due for a sleepover.

Yeah. Oh, we are due. If we hit the wheel from Mook's house. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You guys are not going to want to do that. So I've seen it, but I haven't smelled it. What's your odor sitch?

The odor's fine. There's definitely there can be a must at times. That's not fine odor then. I just have to clean the dust. You gotta clean. It's stale. Then it's fine. In your defense though, your friend just bashed his head on your toilet.

No, out of my defense, my buddy came to stay with me this weekend. He spent 12 hours in my apartment and then went to stay at our friend's house because he was like, this is just too much. Too depressed. Too little. Yeah, it's too little. There's not enough to stimulate me here. Yeah.

It was just way too much guy in the same spot. This is not enough. It's quite the complaint to leave. Your place is just not enough. This is not enough. Yeah. And I understood. I was like, I get it fully.

Too much guy in your apartment was too guy? Yeah. Yeah. And the other friend was as cool with it. He was like, yeah, I'll take him. Yeah. He's got more than one room, I'd assume. Oh, he's got a big old apartment.

Yeah. Should move in with him. Yeah. I've been thinking about moving in here dude why not yeah stop paying rent just sleep in the studio i think you can do it as long as i don't know you'll have to give up the bed every morning about 6 30 yep right if you can figure out a way for me to not have a feeling that you're doing that i don't i have no problem with that's a big place man yeah yeah but that will be part of the allure is trying to make sure that no one can totally catch on.

Yeah. I can make that happen. Yeah. You should try. That was like when Surviving Barstool was happening. I was out of my apartment in New York and they were like, isn't it miserable to be in the office all day instead of your apartment? I'm like, no, this is way better. Yeah.

Everything here is better. I spend so much time here just to get out of my apartment. Right. Brandon, should we talk about Stephen's Grill? Here's my thing. Unnecessary hate on Steve. It's not hate. It is not hate.

You understood my response, right? Sure. It was not. Here's my thing. Stephen has bought houses. He's bought cars. He's done all these adult things in his life. And I don't think. He's bought cars. He's done all these adult things in his life. And I don't think...

He has children. And I don't think any of it took the level of concentration and fight that he is showing on buying a fucking grill. Go to Walmart, buy a $40 Coleman grill, buy a bag of charcoal, and go make a fire. Why are you making this such a big deal? There are a lot of options, and that's not accomplishing everything that I want. I was very close to getting a pellet grill yesterday. Fine, do it. I heard so.

Oh, is his grill just not bought yet? It's not. No, he's got krauts just by now. It's not. I'm moving it in like three or four weeks. Summer's here, buddy. There's a couple different options. Well, no.

We're in sweatshirts. When I put the tweet, there are like heavy griddle fans. There are heavy pellet grill fans. Griddle is out. Standard grill fans. You can get a griddle in addition to buying a grill. Your first step needs to be a grill, whether it's pellet, whether it's electric, whether it's gas, whether it's whatever, whether it's charcoal.

Buy a grill. Just buy a grill and get started. And then you'll say, I think I'd like this. And you can add on or whatever. Just get a grill. I'm trying to buy a forever grill, not like a $40 grill. You don't want to buy a forever grill. You've never grilled.

You can't buy a forever grill. You've never grilled. Well, I'm doing it. And your advice and your attitude are not helping. What if you don't like grillings? Another J.W. Don't you want a starter grill? You've got to learn.

You have to teach yourself first. I want to start with like a easy bake oven see if you could do that so the problem is yesterday he went and he said how about this griddle well a griddle would be fine for somebody who likes to cook outdoors and already knows how to cook on a grill but if you're only doing a griddle you're not you can do that inside i mean technically you could do all this stuff inside you can't grill on open flame inside I do you shouldn't

what are you talking about what open flame do you grill on inside well I mean open flame there's a grill in between my stove tops inside is that a gas I'm talking about fire.

Steve, what if you spend all this money on a forever grill and don't like it or don't know how to use all the bells and whistles? So then I would start with a cheapo. Yeah. Yeah, start with a cheap version. I'm just trying to get some good advice. I want some people that are in line. That's what we're doing. Here's the advice, Steven.

Go buy a $40 grill and learn how to grill with charcoal. Then you have a baseline and then you know, well, my next grill, I'm going to go with gas because it makes a little more sense. Just start. Because you're having trouble because you're asking for advice, right? And grill people are fanatical about their particular grill, so you're getting. Yeah, it's coming from three different sides. Yeah. And there's not a majority.

What are the three sides? I love this. Keep trolling the grill guy, self-proclaimed grill guy. I'm not a grill guy. You have like three grills. They're going to get so mad, Che. I do like grilling, but he's just not. Just do it.

Just do it. All right, grill people, what do we think about a griddle? I want you to never buy it. And his biggest thing. That's my favorite tape. The biggest thing he said today is his, I said, all you got to do with a grill is clean the grates every now and then. He said, clean the grates?

That's a deal breaker. You said that to me. Whoa, yeah. Cleaning is the biggest thing for you here? Well, but also- I want two things. Very easy to clean, and I want to make a steak with like char on it. Or like a-

Stephen, do you understand what you're asking? You're like like grill people online are like very fanatical you're asking you're never gonna get everyone online being like get this type of grill you're asking the online community like what kind of car should i get do you think you'll get one answer i was hoping there would be like a majority there's one there's one guy who's giving me a list of pros and cons with each, and I'm probably going to follow that. If you want the charlines, buy a charcoal grill.

Or buy a pellet grill with... Why can't he? Because he'll burn himself. I probably will. That's another thing I'm afraid of. Yeah. Then I don't think you want a grill. And you said I could cook steak on a pellet grill,

so now I might be back on the pellet grill. You can. You can. This is going to end in disaster. He's girl, so now I might be back on the pellet girl. You can. You can. This is going to end in disaster. He's going to be looking like the Rage Against the Machine album cover. I used my pellet girl yesterday. I used my pellet girl yesterday. I made 12 burgers and two steaks.

Who came over? Nobody. It was just us. I made way too many burgers. I missed by like eight. Were you hoping people would smell and come over? That's, it's all good. Oh, no.

Oh. What if you saw them hanging out without you? No, it's not that I was hoping they would come over, but I will be prepared every time that happens again. So, now I'm buying the five pound pack of hamburger meat and I'm, yeah. Yeah. I'm ready. See if you just buy a grill.

I am going to buy a grill in the next three to four weeks. I'm not moving. So I'm going to buy it before I move? Yeah. Then I just got to move that. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. I would prepare for summer 2025.

Don't go in and don't rush into this. Get all the data. Do you think you'll be grilling by July 4th? Definitely. By June 1st? That's tentatively right now the move date. Or the day before. Probably not, but that weekend?

50-50 chance. What about this? What if I brought a grill to this office and we went in the backyard and we grilled something? That would be fun. You could expense the grill, Che. Okay. Isn't putting together a grill difficult?

Oh, God. A lot of hang-ups. That were the tips. People were like, you better get it assembled. You can go to Lowe's. You can grab a handle of one that has wheels and roll it out to the... Hit the gun, the price gun. It says it costs $40. Pay them $40 and you can leave.

Oh, those aren't like the show floor ones? Or whatever? Can I hit him? Maybe. What happens if you buy them? There's no backups, no? I'm getting close getting close to you we can move on

I want you to put out today a list of 20 you've narrowed it down yeah like a recruiting baby Gronk the draft yeah you've received all the logos of the brand yeah Che do that

Alright, yeah, I'm gonna do more grill stuff I love that You should be the grill guy I might be He should be the future grill guy Yeah, the grill considerer Steve the grill considerer He's never gonna grill

I will In the next five weeks I'll be grilling He's never going to grow. I will. In the next five weeks, I'll be grilling. Five weeks. What are the Twitter stats going to look like on his first grill? Steven, you could be grilling by 3 o'clock. I'm not trying to buy something to just move it. I agree with you. Did you guys watch the Seinfeld movie this weekend?

Unfrosted? No. Everybody said that was terrible. What was your review? I loved it. Yeah. Jeff D'Lo called it the worst movie he's ever seen. Yeah.

And you... I call it must watch. I call it must watch. Yeah, this all... That's amazing. Wait, dude, the grill. I know the solution. Buy the $40 grill and leave it behind and then buy your friend a grill.

Oh. Smart. Practice grilling. All right, this makes perfect, baby. That's not a bad idea. Why don't you go up to Brandon's and grill on his and see how you like it? Come on. Are we going out there in May?

Yeah, but we're saying you need to go to Brandon's just to grill. Come this weekend and grill. And I'll walk you through it. You can get on his boat. Brandon would love that, too. It's Mother's Day weekend, so a little tight. We're giving it the whole weekend now? Well, I'll just, I don't know.

I mean, the day is enough. All right, yeah, Maybe we'll coordinate. Are we giving up Saturday, too? Yes. What? No, Saturday's the one day we have to give up. You get Friday night for yourself. Saturday and Sunday.

Saturday from noon on, it's Mother's Day. No, I think it's Saturday all day. Into Sunday night. Speaking of, quick thing real quick. You have a mic. Me, Megan, Megan Money, and Casey have a Mother's Day special out now that's out today. And we just talk mom stuff. Love it.

Yeah. Is it a television show or what? What's that? What is it? Oh, it's me, Megan, and Casey just talking mom stuff. Oh, a podcast. Yeah. It's just a one-off.

It's just a special. Mother's Day special. Nice. Out for Mother's Day, but for all the Barstool moms out there. There's a lot. Lady Yakkers. And y'all got free pajamas for that? We got free pajamas, and they're great.

I love that. I wore them home. I'm still dizzy. Yeah. Shout out Ball and Branch. Did you guys see Che's review of the movie that he was just talking about on TikTok? No. No.

So, Unfrosted is about Pop-Tarts? Oh my god. This is another dumb question. Is this just an ad? It's Pop-Tarts paid for this and it's just an ad? I don't know, but we gotta watch this fucking review. This is the review. You didn't turn the mic on. This is the review. You do this all the time on this show. Wait, you did

no audio? Why'd you post it? Yeah, I'm up. Put the sound on. The sound'm up. I'm up. Put the sound on. The sound is on. I'm up. You're just finding this out?

Facts. Watch it. Do you even know? Best review. Do you not watch before you... Seen more comments than likes, Che is cooking. Seven to 11. Che, you just now are finding this out. When did you post this?

It looks like maybe a sound issue. This is the same video I uploaded on Instagram and Twitter. I'm so bad at TikTok. All right. I'll have to re-upload that. I don't know why that happened. No, do not re-upload that.

That stays. Just start doing silent movie reviews. Damn it. I might watch them. Great movie. I recommend. Well, we don't know. We couldn't hear.

9.2 out of 10. What? Oh, my God. Every other review is just killing me wait is this like about the start of pop-tart as a company yeah it's a it's an over-the-top silly movie but it's great if you like seinfeld you like that type of humor better than air yes nine point two out of ten yeah i mean it's never it's not it's not gonna be one of these movies that's that's up for oscar and oms because it's like not that type of like serious it's not going to be one of these movies that's up for Oscar noms because it's not that type of serious movie.

It's not like Argo or Air or something like that. That's, for the most part, a great film. So Affleck's. In that vein, like serious. But for a silly movie, I thought it was awesome. What did you give Oppenheimer? Much worse, I'm sure. Maybe high sixes or low sevens

and Jeff D. Lowe was offended by this Jeff D. Lowe is coming in this week and we're going to review it with Steven Steve if you could hop on don't turn his mic on yeah of course Jeff and I had a somewhat heated

text exchange on Saturday night about this but that's also I think everyone has a heated exchange with you. You don't have heated exchanges with that. Yeah, no, that's fair. He just kept accusing me of lying, and I wasn't. I loved it. You know, you can't lie. You're not able to lie.

Honest Abe. That's right. Abe. Abe. Abe. Julia, do you want a redemption at the gauntlet? Sure. I'm going to get Malasik down here. I would love that.

Also, we got to do a video, TJ, explaining it. There's just been a lot of comments being like, when we try and explain it to guests, it seems like they're overwhelmed and confused by all the information we're all throwing out from different people. And you have to remember this, and you have to... Sporkle is this. Maybe making a 35 to 45 second

infomercial. I want Steven Shea to make it and I want to see how it goes. On what we have to do, step by step, with visual examples. It's not going to have audio. It might help for the goes. Yeah, on what we have to do step by step with visual examples. It's not going to have audio. It might help for the future. All right, so Steven, you're tasked with that. You've got to make that video for us.

What's the target length? Less than a minute. Yeah, I'd say less than 45 seconds. If a celebrity sits down and we want to show them what the gauntlet is. John Luigi Buffon over there, dude. Yeah, Malasek. Well, this is kind of his only thing that he does that he does well. What else does he do for Barstool Sports?

He's our goalie. Somebody at the bar recognized Malasek this weekend. He had his dog out at the bar, he said hey get that dog away from that guy Oh he's still so dizzy What the fuck How do I get undizzy Spin the other way Oh

Yeah That's a problem How do I get undizzy? Spin the other way. Oh. Yeah. It's a problem. Still feel off. Oh, you want to do the high noon ad, Nick? Sure thing. High noon. The moment everybody's been waiting for is finally here.

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I believe so. Should have him redeem himself. Or not. Maybe not. What if he does worse? I think he did. He probably could do worse. I don't know.

I think that's like the ceiling. The floor. The floor. The floor. What do you know about the floor? Dude, I don't know about you guys, but two-day hangovers for me are becoming a problem. Uh-oh. How old are you? 27. Oh, yeah.

Yep. It's just starting to actually kick my my ass yep it's over yeah my brain start getting you mentally physically it'll start swelling you up oh yeah you're gonna be all you'll be like a fucking ripe peach yeah you notice i got some color do i look less white no keep saying this dude i caught so much sun this weekend. Did something just break? It looks like you have maybe a mild rash.

That's what getting tan is for me. You're just getting over a rash is what tan is for you. It's a glow. You're light. Thanks, Kate. I hope Julio does a better time. He was beating himself up. What was his time last time?

I always root for the person to do very bad. Yeah. What did he get last time? I don't know. I wasn't here. I think he was decent, like, right in the middle. I'm trying to remember, and I... Which is surprising, because he seems like a guy who knows things.

Guys who travel the world don't focus on trivia. Good point. Good point. Are you ready? I think so. Do you remember what I got last time? We'll look it up. Bad Bunny.

Yeah, we're looking it up. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Bad Bonnie Bad Bonnie You can pick up as many as you want at a time You can't touch them until we start TJ can you find us what his time is 4 minutes 8.65 seconds

4 minutes 8 seconds I want you in the 3's Low 3's TJ you ready Four minutes, eight seconds. I want you in the threes. Come on. Low threes. You got this. Okay. TJ, you ready? Yep. All right.

Three, two, one, go. Come on, Julio. And it's a wrap. Oh, you suck. Night-night. See you, dude. Come on. Oh, no. Is this really bad? Panic is setting in. Night-night. See ya, dude. Come on. Oh, no.

Is this really bad corn? Panic is setting in. Horrible start. This is so bad. See, this is way more fun than if he sank it. Yeah, I love this. Holy shit. Gets me going.

Oh, my God. Get to 30. Get to 30. Oh, yeah. 30 seconds on corn. Oh No My god, this is what we do it for All right Jake 43 seconds to get the oh

Damn those All right, Jake. 43 seconds to get the... Oh! God damn! Damn, that was a lock. Made up for it. Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, my God! Hey! Oh, my God!

Oh! Ow! He's angry. No? Football. Football. Yep! What? I thought he grazed it. He's angry. No? Football. Yup! What?

I thought he grazed it. Can I get hit the wall? Oh, Brandon. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's going to be... I don't know how he performs tomorrow. Oh, no.

Oh, that was so close. Fuck. Oh. That looks so good. Brandon wanted to give it to him there, buddy. Watch the bat. Yeah. Two minutes.

Oh, he's got a nice jumper. Yeah. Ooh. Looks good, but they're not going in. Nah, one of these is going in soon. There it is. Didn't bring the balls. He's got a nice shot.

Oh, that was good. Oh. Are you still or doing okay? Come on Crush your sporkle and you'll be good Eleven states to end in a consonant Other than S or Y Okay

Washington Nice California New Mexico Wait no not California that's a vowel Oh not Consonant without an S or a Y Michigan

Wisconsin Rhode Island Connecticut New York. Wow. Types of beans. Five colors of beans. Lima.

Snow. Colors. Colors. Oh, colors. Black. Red. Kidney is not a color. One more.

Six. See the number two. Oh, de and dos. Uh-oh. Nice. 3-29. After a bad hole. After a bad hole.

Terrible cornhole. Bad football. Bad football, bad hole. Trivia easier this time for me. Bad hole. Just goes to show you can't give up early in the game. Yeah. No.

How the hell did it take me so long last time? Jesus. Gretzky. It's embarrassing. A lot of times it's like the soccer, yeah. Yeah, interesting. What the hell did it take me so long last time? Jesus. Gretzky. It's embarrassing. A lot of times it's like the soccer. Interesting. What was Gretzky? Yeah, I got lucky on that one.

I love our Sporkle guy sneaking Bukkake in there. That's our guy. I wish Will had gotten that one for teams Will played for. That was a bad cornhole. I don't know if it was the worst. No, it was bad though. Very bad. It wasn't the worst. Are we sure it don't know if it was the worst. No, it was bad, though. Very bad. It wasn't the worst.

Are we sure it wasn't? It might have been the worst. We have the data. We're also way down on bags. We used to have, like, 15 bags. Now we've got six. Okay, well. I mean, you shaved off, like, almost 40 seconds.

I know. Fuck. Steven, anything else on the prep sheet that's pressing? Is there anything ever? Sorry about the line drives in here, by the way, guys. That was impressive. Gary Sheffield of me. Screamers in there.

No, it looks like we covered everything. Oh, you finding the next Yak game? Oh, yeah. We got to play this. That was sick. You find it, TJ. Do we have to play this? Yeah, we have to play this.

Oh, I have one I want to see you guys do too what do you mean you guys because now I feel like I have free reign to just sit here and watch this is the game you just get you have to pick there's only two places you can stand oh shit I don't get it

I love it it's 50-50 they're getting hit in the head? Yeah. So when you miss... Then the other person gets to go. Okay. You could punch him in the head by accident. Yeah.

Oh, I get it. Okay. We got to play this game. Are they trying to knock the clips off? No, I think they're just hitting each other Oh yeah We're playing this We might have to play this tomorrow

Yeah Oh he's fucking the ball He's stuck tomorrow Wait that guy flinched he could see was he cheating Oh, he came up. No. Oh. Wait, that guy flinched. He could see. Was he cheating? Yeah, we got to play that game. Come on, Brandon. That's a fun game. Yeah.

All right. You don't think so? You guys want to play it? We'll play it. No, I want you to want to play it. Kate, what's your game? I want to see you guys arm wrestle with your legs what yeah yeah it's kb and will have done that maybe the the

leg lock wrestling yeah is this i don't think i've ever done this you lay on your backs opposite each other and then you interlock knees and whoever gets the other person's foot down on the ground is the winner i don't think I'd be very good at that. Because people have strong legs. We need somebody with a good base to show it off. Somebody has done this on this show.

It's like a test of strength. What was that? That was a finish? I would tear my hamstring in half It was a long time ago Yeah, this looks like injury Yeah That's kind of why I want to see it Join me

Kate, I'll do it with you right now You know what? I have that thing going on A meeting I have to get to How many more spine shots do you have? 12 minus 2, 10 10 more 12 minus 2, 10. 10 more.

12 minus 2. Yeah, I've had two of them. You can only get 12. For life? Yeah, and then those disappear quickly, so you have to take medication to seal those gains for the rest of your life. Oh, my God. It's a whole to-do.

Do you feel different afterwards, or is it nothing? I haven't felt any different yet, but soon enough. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It sure will happen. Yeah, totally. Sure feel good. I got to get a hobby or something.

Sorry, I'm rambling. No, no. I'm trying to think of what it could ever be. I know. I know. Yeah. Assistant coach of a softball team. I got to widen my frame of reference.

So I. Do you, though? I think so. Hey, you have two boys that are about to be entering boyhood soon. That's your hobby. I know. And I haven't done anything else for like three years. I feel like, though.

Which I love it. But I haven't gone anywhere or done anything. And I need to like. I need a hobby. Yeah. I don't think you do. You're 12 years from now. My hobby is like i need a hobby yeah yeah i don't think you do you're 12 years from now like my hobby is saying i need a hobby yeah yeah like that's i've been saying i need a hobby for a really long time i don't have any hobbies i've been thinking about

i walk my son to school in the mornings and i see on the telephone poles there's all kinds of like weird ass shit stapled to them like come see my one man show about you know this isn't like random shit and or like um i saw one for this handwritten astrology thing i think i'm gonna start just doing whatever i see on the yeah document it yeah that's not bad and then i'll find some perv in your neighborhood's gonna be yeah exactly but that's how i'm like i'm just gonna start doing what i see on the street and then i'll yeah no let's make you do that yeah okay you have to do that i have to do what i see on the telephone pole it's there's gonna be like a sign tomorrow it's like do you have a broken back come bring your painkillers over let's check them out

i might let me taste test make sure they're not poison if anyone has good hobby that doesn't require physical again I think just saying you need a hobby is more than enough I'll get one what do you like you are you leaning

in any direction whatsoever no I like art yeah artsy something why don't you go to all the museums in Chicago it's learning it's not really my wheelhouse I think you should be like art no I do yes I do so it's you're enjoying it go enjoy it get an aquarium get an aquarium that's what I need is some kind of. Aquascape. Have another baby.

Yeah. Have another baby. Yeah. It's a hobby. Being pregnant is a hobby. For some people. Yeah. The Duggars. Yeah.

But isn't there something bad about them now? Gotta be. A little bit. Yeah. A little bit. They had more hobbies than having kids. Yeesh. Look at one.

None of you have hobbies? I got some hobbies Oh yeah you guys have hobbies I like national parks You have Pokemon, you travel, comedy Maps and geography That was a sneaky decision Cubs games?

Gambling Fishing Yeah Mook has the little comedy thing Yeah Mook to the little comedy thing. Yeah. It's a hobby. Mook catching strays. I don't want to do that at all.

I was thinking like video games or like baseball cards. It's like, yeah, that thing you love doing. Stuff. All right, so, Julio, tomorrow night you have a show. Are you here tomorrow? Yeah. You want to come back on? I'd love to.

Yeah. Thanks. And, yeah, the first of June, Laugh Boston. Pull up to that, too. Yeah, that's right. That's why you're here. That's why you're here. On his way to Boston. In a month.

Coming from Detroit. Yeah, I was in Detroit. He hasn't explained it. We let him off easy. Yeah, what is that explanation? I don't know. I just feel like... How far is Detroit?

No, from here... Well, flight, it's an hour. No, the drive's four, though. Good guess. Which, how is the flight an hour when you get to fly over the lake? I don't understand that. What do you mean?

Like, it's a four-hour drive and you have to go around. How is the flight still an hour? It's taking off and landing. It's like a 45-minute flight if you don't have to deal with all the bullshit. Right, right, right. I guess that makes sense.

I don't know. All right. Yeah, all right. So you'll be back tomorrow. Yeah. Good hanging, guys. I appreciate you having me. Of course.

All right. Let's spin the wheel. You should add softball coach, assistant softball coach to the wheel. You're quitting before that happens? I might go to the night games Night game only guy But I just have games all the time Why don't you get like a sun hat

Nothing works And a fan necklace You're not putting the hat on Or sunglasses or anything Nothing works Oh It's going to be super funny Oh no

Oh the tremor came back Definitely should be on the wheel Well Roan It's a Roan thing Don't let me know if it's me I gotta go do something No no no No no no

Stay stay stay stay Stay stay It's eliminated Have a game at 4 o'clock We're ending the show right now? Yeah, but he has a show after this. Where's the mousetrap? Do we have any?

Oh, yeah, there's a box of them right here. I seriously... I seriously might puke. I'm still dizzy. Sucks. I'm never getting dizzy again. Is that the first time you've done it twice? No, I did it twice last time.

I fell both times. Oh, no. Titus is the only one that can did it twice last time. I fell both times. Oh, no. Titus is the only one that can set these things. Shit. TJ can set them. Oh. Fuck. Brandon, it's not going to be you, sweetie.

I don't care if it's me. I just almost want to do it. Hey. Oh, it's the. Oh, it's eliminated. Right. Damn it. Oh. Oh, it's the... Oh, it's eliminated. Right, damn it. Well, now it's off the wheel for a while, Brandon.

No, it's not. Y'all just put it back on. When it resets, we'll see what Roan says. This isn't funny. This isn't funny anymore. I kind of agree, but Roan is... Ow! Ow! Okay, that's... It's Roan. Ow!

Okay, that's... It's Roan's lasting legacy. I agree it's not funny anymore, but... This is... Why do we do this? Because Roan... Nice. Smosh that goes. Roan has to have one last thing.

Mousetrap is his thing. Roan's here like once a week now. I wish. It's been a while. It's not going to be you, Brandon. It's not going to be you. You keep saying that. That's fine.

I don't care if it's me. I just think we're waste What we have five minutes if you make the final two it's a little bit funny Yeah, it's now funny. This is now very funny. This is funny now. You manufactured the comedy. You're the one who added the comedy. You did it, Brandon. It's on here because of you.

There's one for Kyle. This is funnier. Getting ever increasingly funnier. Give me another one. Why don't you? This is downright hilarious. Give me one one. Why don't you? This is downright hilarious. Give me one more. Hey!

Stop, stop, stop. You never know. Don't disrespect the wheel. This wheel fucking sucks. Oh, no. There's another one. Why don't you? This is hilarious.

A sleeve? It's been on the wheel forever, and it's not funny anymore. This is a height of comedy hey there you go yeah they're sweet No, no, no, no, no, no. Be a mouse about it. Now, this is very funny. Be a mouse about it. Oh, mousey.

Squeaky, squeaky mouse. Stop, stop. Get really erratic and start to spiral and go crazy. Be a real mouse. Fuck this. Don't be a fake mouse. Start motherfucking us. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't eat the cheese. Hey, don't look at me. Mouse, no. Mouse, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't eat the cheese. Mouse, no. Mouse, mouse, mouse. Mouse, don't do it, mouse. He's a curious mouse. Oh, that was funny. I wish we could rig the wheel. No way. Oh, you was funny. I wish we could rig the wheel.

No way. Oh, you're fucked. Oh, yeah, that was stupid of me. That was very funny. These ones hurt. I don't know if it's different. I think they're rat traps. Oh, yeah.

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