The Yak - Steven's Declaring War on the NBA Stat Trackers | The Yak 5-24-23
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Where is Assassin's Rome?
We're the sons of boy dads.
I have no idea.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
Brandon, what's that?
Where's Castellani?
Yeah.
Standing somewhere. Yeah.
He works from home, so he can't be doing too much.
He's going to drop the ceiling. You're going doing too much. He's going to drop through the ceiling.
You're going to get roasted.
You're going to drop through from the ceiling.
What did you say?
What the fuck did you say?
What the fuck?
Stanko, can you close that door?
Thank you.
Stanko, did you like the Blackberry movie?
The Blackberry movie movie did you like it
shit hasn't seen it come on stickle you're a movie guy the movie's gonna you know what
i struggle with jay baruchel yeah who's that jay baruchel is like a canadian actor he's the
the main character and she's uh out of my league oh it's just two two weeper troopers no oh he was
in this is the end the the canadian like weepy he's alwaysopers? No. Oh. He was in This is the End, the Canadian weepy.
He's always the ugly skinny guy that gets the girl.
Super bad?
No.
I think he's been in The Office.
Has he?
He wasn't in The Office.
He's in Goon.
Goonies?
No, no, no.
It's This Office.
Yeah.
Oh!
She's out of my league, basically.
He's been in Tropic Thunder.
He put out a...
Oh, yeah.
He had an interview.
He's like, regrets trying to be like a superstar.
I don't know.
He won't?
I don't know.
I like Jay Barrett.
It's just a way of saying you're a superstar.
It's too much of that.
Oh, he's in the Black Bear movie?
He's the main character.
I regret being super successful.
Well, I don't know if he says he is.
He always compares himself to Jonah Hill.
Have you seen Jonah Hill?
He didn't stick at that level.
Unless it was a Photoshopped current look.
Jacked?
I know he's skinny as hell.
He's skinny.
But then I saw tweets that were like,
you guys all did this with Chadwick Boseman,
and look how that came out. I don't like when fat actors get skinny. I think I saw tweets that were like, you guys all did this with Chadwick Boseman, and look how that came out.
I don't like when fat actors get skinny.
I think fat actors just take fat actors.
Imagine being in their shoes.
Chadwick Boseman was never fat.
But he could have cancer.
No, people were making fun of him.
Yeah.
People said he looked cancerous.
No, they were just like, you guys said the same shit about Chadwick Boseman.
But he wasn't.
It didn't happen.
You didn't know.
No, but you didn't know.
Okay.
We could not know.
There could be something wrong.
Jonah Hill objectively looks worse.
It's actually the famous Nate, probably Nate's lowest moment when he wrote a blog about Stuart
Scott.
What?
He's like, look at Stuart Scott.
What happened?
Everyone's like, dude, he has cancer.
It's tough.
It's tough.
People are saying that about Post Malone right now, too.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah. People are saying that about Post Malone right now too Oh really? Yeah Yeah we probably as a society shouldn't
Just immediately judge like a change in weight like that
I think you can make fun of if they get fat
No because people are doing that to norm
People don't make fun of getting fat anymore
Do they?
I don't know
Yeah I mean I would
Yeah I'll be honest
Yeah
You shame
You fat shame
Yeah I'll make fun.
I'll roast, insult, barb, poke.
Who's a skinny person that got fat?
Famous.
Jessica Simpson.
Kelly?
Kelly Clarkson.
Oh, man.
Man, man, man.
Man, man, man.
Man, man, man.
Who's a dude that got fat?
Not with, like, age.
Maurice Johnstrew. That's... Okay, thank you, men. Men, men, men. Who's a dude that got fat? Not with, like, age. Maurice Johnstrew.
That's...
Okay, thank you, Steven.
All football players.
Fat ones get skinny, the skinny ones get fat.
That's how football players do.
So, correct?
Actors.
I don't think...
I don't think athletes count.
I mean...
Actors.
Brendan Fraser? Brendan Fraser. He got fat for I mean, Brendan Frazier?
Brendan Frazier.
He got fat for a roll, didn't he?
No, but he got fat like... And then got the roll?
The ideal men's body is him in Georgia the Jungle
and Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
Oh, Val Kilmer.
He was sick though, wasn't he?
No, I think he got sick after he got fat.
So he got fat because he was sick?
No, I think...
He got sick because he was fat? Alec Baldwin, that's just... Natural fat. That's aging sick after he got fat. So he got fat because he was sick? No, I think. He got sick because he was fat?
Alec Baldwin, that's just age.
Natural fat.
That's age fat.
I don't think Britney Spears has ever been fat.
No, Kevin Federline, not really a celebrity.
Okay.
We're striking out.
I like that TJ's taking it off to scroll by the girls.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Seems like he's scrolling for a while on this one.
No, I don't.
Oh, come on.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
There it is.
I don't think he counts either.
No.
All right.
So just Matt Perry.
No, guys just don't get fat.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Russell Crowe's a good one.
Gosling got fat, huh?
That looks like an after.
Good.
Oh, that's a good one.
Vince Vaughn.
I think he's gotten back to skinnier.
But, yeah, he's a good one.
Will Ferrell, I feel like.
Yeah, Will Ferrell was baseline kind of fat.
Yeah.
Seagal, that's not fair.
Rawls was 70.
Oh, Favreau's a good one.
Wow. Got really fat. Wow, yeah, look, that's not fair. Geralt was 70. Oh, Favreau's a good one. Wow.
Really foul.
Wow, yeah, look at that.
Okay, well, then we debunked the myth.
Did we solve anything there?
Men can get fat.
Did nothing there of any note.
Brennan Walker.
I was a skinny.
I was a beast.
When did you start, like, packing on?
You're not a fat man.
About an hour after i got
married really i was six five six five 180 in high school i was ridiculously skinny i was gross
skinny um there was about a six month period between gross skinny and gross fat that i was
an attractive guy and then i met my wife in that window and then I started getting fat. That was it.
Efficient.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's the dream, isn't it?
I've just put on a steady like five to ten pounds
for like eight years.
I had the bowl cut.
I was a very ugly high schooler.
I'm a very ugly adult,
but I was a very ugly high schooler.
I don't think you're ugly.
No, I don't think you're ugly.
Well, I'm misshapen at the least.
No.
When you look your best, like I like it when you have a beard. You're not misshapen. Yeah, I like it think you're ugly. Well, I'm misshapen at the least. No, misshapen. When you look your best,
I like it when you have a beard. You're not misshapen.
Yeah, I like it when you have your shirt off. Look at the Russian
bathhouse. Those guys are
misshapen.
Elf in the room.
Stephen Chay's having
a breakdown. Chay. He's having a breakdown.
I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're having
a breakdown. I've been doing this all year.
But you're having a special breakdown about
this specific moment. You've lost
a lot, and
your reasoning on this play is
insane. It's a little bit of a
reach, but it's scored
incorrectly. I'm confident
in that. But not for you. It would never go in
your direction. Correct. I think it's
probably about a 50-50.
Can you pull it up and explain it?
Can we start from the first step?
Because I don't know anything.
Is it Marcus Smart, three and a half rebounds.
Desperation.
It's usually Che.
I read a blog about it.
Che fighting is fine if he's in the right, but he is desperate and wrong.
I'm probably about 40 to 50% on these.
You're not going to break this.
You're not going to break this. You're not going to break this.
So the play is, I think Marcus Smart should be attributed to this rebound
by the letter of the law.
What is the letter of the law?
So the letter of the law is a controlled tap.
Which is what Robert Williams did.
He tapped it to Grant Williams.
No.
Grant Williams is not the person who received it.
Marcus Smart never controlled that ball.
I argue that he did, and he's about to collide with a defender
and pass it to Grant Williams, who doesn't have to move when he receives the pass.
That's a controlled tap.
But he's tapping it to a guy who doesn't get it.
He was trying to get it with his right hand.
He was getting it to Marcus Smart.
What are you talking about?
He literally tapped it to Marcus Smart.
I think he's tapping it to Grant Williams and Smart intercepts it.
They're in completely different areas.
Che, is it common for the NBA to change their official stats?
There have been four times that I have gotten this.
It's much harder in the postseason.
And it's also really hard when you're wrong.
I'd rather be wrong nine times and be right once.
But you have no chance on this one.
I'd rather be right nine times and be wrong once.
Well, I'm saying I would rather be right one time, wrong nine times,
than never try.
Like, people are betting this.
Right, right.
But I would rather not try.
I would rather not be wrong and try to argue being right over and over.
A sage.
It's not over and over.
I've done this probably about 12 times, 10 times this year maybe,
and we've gotten four changed.
Right, but this one is so blatantly not what you're saying.
You're seeing something.
You explain something, and then you play the video,
and what you explained is not what happened.
So who do you think should get credit for the rebound?
Fucking Robert Williams, if anyone.
Good, good.
That's a win because they should review that because it's attributed to Grant Williams.
Okay, but that's not a win. You still lost.
It's wrong, but at least I got eyes on it.
You never were close.
It used to be the first guy, and it went to the last guy?
It went to the last guy.
And the middle guy has nothing to do with it.
The middle guy's never going to get it.
Never, and that's where Steven looks crazy.
In real time, tweeted uh from the trusted
account that is either a robert williams rebound or marcus smart there's no way that's grant
williams in any closer to grant williams than his market smart i disagree i disagree with you
disagree yeah you're wrong marcus smart tries to control it never does correct i if you go back and
slow down he is about to collide with his left touches it, and it looks like he may be controlling it,
but his right hand comes back to try to get it.
He dribbles it twice.
He misses.
He whiffs.
He never has it.
He's about to collide with the defender and passes it to Grant Williams,
who does not have to move.
He does not pass this ball.
That's one dribble, and then he passes it right there
because he's about to get –
That's not a pass.
That's not a pass, dude.
He was trying to grab that ball.
That was not a pass. Look at his right pass, dude. He was trying to grab that ball. That was not a pass.
Look at his right hand, Steven.
He's trying to grab it.
So you, Brandon, who do you think should be attributed to this rebound?
Robert Williams, the first guy.
Okay, great.
So we can all agree.
He's saying that, but that's not, you want it for Marcus Smart.
It never in a million years is Marcus Smart's rebound.
It's more Grant Williams' rebound than Marcus Smart's.
Let me finish.
So we're all in agreement that it's an incorrect ruling.
No, I don't give a fuck.
I think Grant Williams, you can make the argument.
Right, you don't give a fuck, but you just said Grant Williams.
No, no, no.
Grant Williams having that rebound is not.
It doesn't affect you.
If I'm ranking them, I go Robert, Grant, Smart.
I go Robert, Grant.
Who is that?
Duncan Robinson or Max Truce?
Max Truce, then Smart.
Max Truce never has the ball.
Doesn't matter.
He was close to it.
That's how far away Marcus Smart is from getting that rebound.
The last time this was at the Knicks game.
That was two times ago.
We actually got a Marcus Smart rebound overturned like two weeks ago.
You think NBA stats, whoever's running is like, oh, this fucking guy.
Yeah, they're like, God damn it.
You're not going to get it.
At this point, they don't even read the complaint anymore.
I think.
They're just watching the game, knowing what Stephen Shea bet and being like, Marcus Smart, just please don't go near any rebounds.
Like, this is going to ruin my night.
So I brought this up in real time.
There's a minute 25 left in the first half.
And I kind of let it go.
That's actually the perfect time for it to happen.
Halftime, they can look at it and hopefully make an adjustment.
When they got back from half, it wasn't changed. I was like, it's probably not going to work out. I didn't let it go. That's actually the perfect time for it to happen. Halftime, they can look at it and hopefully make an adjustment. When they got back from half, it wasn't changed.
So I was like, it's probably not going to work out.
I didn't buzz it again.
Until in the last four minutes, he got two rebounds.
So it's the difference between a win and a loss.
No, it's not.
Desperation.
If it's overturned, it's a winning ticket.
If it's not, it's a losing ticket.
What I noticed was you sent out another tweet right before you went to bed
being like, going to bed, hope they change you hope we wake up for something lucky and then i saw a
tweet at 6 45 a.m you're like woke up still not lucky like it got sad oh yeah no i was bummed out
because i felt like we should have won based on the way that i'm interpreting the rule way
no way we all agree we way. We all agree.
We all agree.
We all agree.
It's an incorrect ruling in which case I'm going to push for it.
I agree that it is certainly,
I can see the case for all it was.
And I said that in real time too,
it's incorrect.
And they should have at least looked at it.
I can live with the fact that it,
we lost and that's my fault,
but if they at least got eyes on it,
I did my job.
But what more could you do?
Nothing. What could, what could you do at all? on it, I did my job. But what more could you do? Nothing.
What could you do at all?
Bring it to the attention of NBA stats.
Do you enjoy watching basketball?
I do.
Or are you just watching Marcus Smart run around?
You do bet Marcus Smart a fucking shit ton.
20 of his last 30 games is playoff games over two and a half rebounds.
Are you even watching the ball go in or are you just watching Marcus Smart?
I'm doing both.
Just watching Marcus Smart go up and down the court.
You don't think I have my eyes locked
on the guy that I bet on the entire game?
Right, I know.
That's why I'm saying, like, he wasn't...
Marcus Smart wasn't really in on the action last night,
so you didn't really watch the game.
The game's miserable.
Marcus Smart run up and down the court.
Yeah.
That's what I do for the people.
I'm the people's champion.
Did the people ask you? You're not, because your and down the court. Yeah. That's what I do for the people. I'm the people's champion. Did the people ask you?
You're not because your record has not been good.
Do you think you should at this point just take the easiest win you can possibly take?
I don't know. So, like, Jason Tatum, as low as you can possibly get on points.
Or points.
Well, I'm not going to go over, like, if it's too juiced, I'm not going to take it.
You need to get a win.
Yeah.
So, I broke it down.
Regular season, we were 98 and 66 very good so have things been downhill since you got the hundred wins merch and you never hit it
yes yeah yes very much oh you didn't know about that oh yeah so i got merch created that i thought
i was i needed to go i think you might not get 100 yeah no, I'm well. I wanted to do it in the regular season. You had probably eight or nine games left? No, no, no.
I do as a regular season.
I'm at 115 right now.
But yeah, I went 98 and 66 in the regular season,
then including the playing games, which weren't good to me.
16 and 13 after that in the playoffs.
Since then, I'm 1 and 10, which is horrific.
And my bankroll down two-thirds in the last.
Yeah, since January, you've just been losing money.
That's an incorrect stat for the most part.
It was cherry-picked from after I started 13-4.
But you're not a playoff guy.
You do realize going 52% is not winning money.
You're assuming the juice on everything.
Yeah, he has several.
He's got a lot in there, plus 300, plus 200, stuff like that, right?
You've got those buried in sometimes.
No, but I've taken plus 120, plus 125.
I didn't win, but I got a plus 159.
You've also taken minus 140.
I've never gone minus 140 or above.
Minus 139 is a hassle to go.
Yeah, well, minus 139 is basically minus 149.
Yeah, and going 52% is not winning. All right, well, minus 139 is basically minus 139. And going 52% is not winning.
All right, well, overall, I am winning.
And how is the support at home?
I mean, when you spend your birthday watching Hornets, Pistons,
and hoping P.J. Washington hits a second three-pointer,
it's a pretty miserable existence in those days.
So I think next year what I'm going to do is I'm not going to give out a pick
every day.
Okay. I committed to that in the beginning of the season, so I'm going to do is I'm not going to give out a pick every day. I committed to that
in the beginning of the season, so I'm going to see that through.
Wait a goddamn minute.
The regular season, you did have a winning
record. I think you can improve.
I think you can improve. If you get better in year two,
don't just go away from this.
And it was successful.
It was. So what I'm going to do is I'll
play most nights, but I also limited
myself to one play every day.
So some nights you might have three.
Maybe two probably.
Maybe once in a while I'll have three.
But, yeah, some nights I'll have none.
You have four?
There were some nights where, like, Clay got them.
We got them from two to three pretty easily.
Clay was a late scratch with back spasms,
and I had to put out a pick right after like a 10 o'clock game.
So I would not put out a play that day.
So in situations like that, I'm not going to force myself.
And in game ones of the playoffs, I'm probably not going to push.
Will there be a day in the season where you have four plays?
What about Christmas when everybody's watching?
Five plays.
Say five.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to use anything.
One five play day.
On your birthday.
I do put a lot of tickets out there, so I'll continue to put those out.
Give us one five play day, you promise, right now. One five play day. On your birthday. I do put a lot of tickets out there, so I'll continue to put those out. Give us one five play day, you promise, right now.
One five play day.
Not for my official pick.
I want one five play day.
Imagine how big that day will be.
You know what?
I'm demanding it.
You have to do a five play day.
There has to be a five play day.
This isn't football, so you're not VP over this.
Five play day is going to happen next year.
It's going to be a big celebration.
I don't know why you're hemming and hawing.
I just said you have to do it.
That counts for the record?
Yeah.
Because I put the logic of it probably in a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
Opening day.
No, no, no, no.
No, I won't do that to him.
But I demand a five play day next year.
Make a four play and we can do something.
I don't know what part of this is a negotiation.
It's a five-play day.
Why don't we do...
Again.
Hear me out.
Four plays.
One of them is a golf play that we co-do with the four-play.
Okay.
All right.
That's a good idea.
Counteroffer five-play day from you.
That's not a bad counteroffer, and I think you take that.
I think you take that. Stephen you take that steven chase five play day i never want to force these people what you don't understand right now this isn't an actual negotiation oh it's not i'm gonna do a fucking
five play day next year i don't know why we're even talking about it you're gonna do it we're
getting a five play day it's gonna be a big fucking deal we need the five play day it's
gonna have to fucking i was gonna play the five play day. It's going to have to fucking happen. I was going to play the five play day.
Say it right now.
Nick's going to play the five play day.
Zod's going to play the five play day.
All of us.
We're all playing the five play day.
Jay, sign the dotted line.
Fine.
All right.
All right.
Good.
What about six?
Six.
Five play day rhymes with chase.
Six pack.
Five play day chase.
Chase five play day day. Six pack. Five play day Che. Che's five play day day.
Six pack?
Oh, six.
I've kind of branded
the six pack
for my parlays
that I do
on like Sunday Night Football
or Monday Night Football.
The lotto tickets.
Six pack.
All right.
I can't wait
for the five play day.
I'm going to guarantee
And this is not a parlay.
This is just five streets.
Let's ride five right now.
Let's ride five right now.
I might one-up it.
I might just pick a random NBA day and just have every single player,
a play on every single player that's playing in the NBA.
An all-play day.
I love that.
120 plays.
I love that.
I got to get some quigs around Robbins of 12.
Just show them what's up.
Did you get baseball cards too, Brandon?
Let's open them. It looks like it. You open it. There's a pack of baseball cards in there.
That box has been in the studio for at least
three weeks. Can I open them? They sent it to me
three weeks ago. I haven't seen it. It's been in front of
literally in front of you. I didn't know that. I checked
the mail room before. It's been in the studio.
Well, I didn't fucking see it. These are
Topps 1991 cards.
Alright, so that's... If anyone guesses
the exact player, I will give them $500.
Well, what's the parameters here?
Is there any clue, or we're just guessing straight off?
Straight off.
All right.
Will Clark.
That's your first guess?
Yep.
Oh, there's gum in here.
Somebody's got to chew the gum.
Chew it.
Ryan Sandberg.
You don't want a wheel for the gum? Oh, you're just chewing. A wheel for the gum. Oh, yeah. Gum's gone. Oh, you got to chew the gum Ryan Sandberg You don't want a wheel for the gum?
Oh you're just chewing
A wheel for the gum
Oh yeah
Gum's gone
It's 30 years old
Oh it's so bad
How many?
It's 32 years old
At least
That's fine
Oh it's 32 years old
There's no world it can be older
Yeah there is
If they made the pack in like 1990
It just disintegrated
Why would they make the 1991
baseball card set in 1990?
Alright, baseball seasons aren't like basketball.
They would make 1990s.
Kind of got in there, huh?
I don't like your tone today.
Well, you're the one that fought back on the three play day,
the four play day, and now you're at five.
Maybe that's good for me. And you were wrong
about the rebound, so I don't know that your tone
has been great.
No, Jay's having a tough go of it.
Will Clark.
How would you like to guess?
1991, Robin Ventura.
That's not a bad guess.
I want Will Clark.
Brandon, pick another.
Yeah. All right.
Mike Kruko.
Nice pick.
That was going to be my second pick.
Ryan Sandberg.
Ricky Henderson.
Is it a puzzle piece?
Yeah, it's going the opposite.
All right.
Give that to Kyle.
Kurt Miller.
Don't know who that is.
Draft pick.
He doesn't count.
Okay.
It's got to be worth something.
You guys want to know, I guess?
Oh, you're doing the whole pack.
Oh, no, I know.
Every time you have to guess a new player.
Okay, Bobby Bonilla.
I'm Googling 90s baseball players.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Ryan Sandberg.
Oh, you can't.
Can't do the same one?
Vladimir Guerrero.
Oh.
Okay.
He wasn't playing.
Bobby Bonilla. I just get Ken Griffeyero. Oh. Okay. He wasn't playing.
I just get Ken Griffey Sr.
Wow, this one was a popular one.
Ozzie Smith.
Ah.
Wade Boggs.
Jerome Walton.
This is a terrible game.
Yeah, this is awful.
Eddie Murray.
This is actually a good set.
Great rock.
Yeah.
Give me your official pick.
I'll give $100 if you get it.
In the whole pack.
Whole pack.
Will Clark is my pick.
Although we already got two stars.
Tom Glavin.
Okay.
Give me Cal Ripken Jr.
Okay.
Ryan Sandberg.
Scott Bankhead. Damn. Luis Quinones. Okay. Ryan Sandberg. Scott Bankhead.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Luis Quinones.
Luis Quinones.
Matt Williams.
That's a pretty good one.
Greg Swindell.
A lot of cards in there.
Ted Power.
Yeah.
Bob Tewksbury.
That's true.
Gerald Clark.
Black.
Jeff Hewson.
Mm-hmm.
Jose Canseco. Oh. Card. Jeff Hewson. Uh-huh. Jose Canseco.
Oh.
Card.
I could have guessed him.
Gerald Irvine and John Burkett.
Fuck.
John Burkett.
I guessed him earlier.
Jose Canseco.
What's this card worth?
I'll hit you in the stomach.
I need to go to a batting cage.
Yeah.
Bad.
I need to go to a dentist office, but I want it to be like a homie's house.
Yeah, I would love it if it was just somebody's crib.
Somebody's crib.
Oh, yeah.
The dentist is there.
Jersey Jerry, I just purchased a dentist's office.
It's my first home in Chicago.
I'm not sure why I bought a dentist's office, but I'm looking forward to the project.
Oh, what?
I need that explained.
He bought a dentist's office. He bought a dentist office.
Bought a dentist office.
He texted me yesterday.
He was like, offer accepted.
And I was like, congrats, man.
That's awesome.
And he's like, don't make fun of me.
It's a dentist's office.
That's going to be great.
Why?
For a house?
Yeah.
No, it's going to be.
What's going on there?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I saw the house.
It looks awesome.
Yeah.
There's just a lot of sinks in it
Every room has a sink
That's perfect
He just lives in a house of sinks
It's really a nice house
He's going to be living close to me
That's so funny
I need him watching the Steelers on that electric chair
I need him to just
Take a bath in every sink
Just walking sink to sink How many sinks are we talking for real on that electric chair. I need him to just take a bath in every sink.
Just walk from sink to sink.
How many sinks are we talking, for real?
I didn't count.
Maybe like...
Excluding bathrooms, probably. Oh, including bathrooms.
Hold on, excluding bathrooms.
Excluding bathrooms makes this interesting.
Yeah, right.
Excluding bathrooms, probably like five or six.
Oh, my God.
There's a sink in every room?
That's a lot of sinks.
No, I mean, it's a big house.
It's like a nice house.
Yeah, but 80% of the sinks
in most houses are bathrooms.
Correct.
Yeah.
Most people have just a sink.
Yeah.
That's not a bathroom sink.
Yeah, it's kitchen sink.
There's one sink
and then there's
however many bathrooms.
Every now and then
there'll be the one in the basement.
Sure, sure.
And you might have a bathroom.
Or the old stationary tub.
Yeah, right.
In the basement.
Or you wash your dog. Yeah. Sinks like that. Does Jerry have more sinks than you? Oh, sure. The old stationary tub. Yeah, right. In the basement. Where you wash your dog.
Yeah.
Sinks I got.
Does Jerry have more sinks than you?
Oh, right.
I'm going to storm into Erica's office.
I'm going to say I'm sitting on seven or eight sinks.
Oh, without bathrooms?
No, the bathrooms.
I got four bathrooms, so.
Yeah, yeah.
Bathrooms don't count.
Yeah, okay.
Jerry's got five non-bathroom sinks.
Five MBSs, dude.
That's insane.
And I assume they're like sink sinks.
Like they're not really, they're legit big time sinks.
Okay, you're just out.
I'm going to text him right now.
I'm counting.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to text him and tell him, send me a picture of all your sinks.
Oh, I can send it to him.
Is he there right now?
I don't want to dox his address.
No, you can't do that.
No.
I could.
He's just a sink man.
It's a sign of wealth in some cultures.
I think I'm going to enjoy Wisconsin, frankly.
You will?
Yeah.
Cheese curds.
What are you talking about?
What a cow.
Brandon's living in Wisconsin.
I basically live in Wisconsin.
Oh, really?
It's closer to Wisconsin than Chicago.
On the line?
I live very close to Wisconsin.
I mean, the border's not that far from Chicago.
I live closer to Milwaukee than Chicago.
Milwaukee and Chicago are a 90-minute drive from each other.
Jerry has a legitimate waiting room.
It's just hilarious.
I love it.
He probably got a great...
They take all the chairs out?
But is it a residential... is it zoned for residential, or did he buy a commercial spot?
A lot of places like this typically are like co, and it actually helps with the taxes.
That's definitely part of what probably happened there.
The last house I was going to rent in Jersey had a doctor's office attached to it.
It would be cool if Jerry's son became a dentist.
That would be cool.
It looks like five sinks by my side.
Five non-bathroom sinks.
Four non-bathroom, non-kitchen sinks.
I was including kitchen in that.
Yeah, four.
Four.
Took it down to four.
Or just random sinks.
What can we do
with a bunch of sinks? I piss in all of them.
Sink racism? To me, that's just five extra
toilets. Yeah.
It's just a house of toilets. It's a nine
bathroom house. Yeah, right.
Hole's a hole.
I wonder what Ronan and Sass are doing.
I don't know.
Recording? Is Kate in Chicago too?
No, she's somewhere.
She is a beach.
Beach.
We have no show Friday, by the way.
No show Friday.
Obviously Monday.
The office is closed.
No show Monday.
I think tomorrow we're going to have a guy who climbed Everest.
Donnie said that his buddy's coming.
What?
Yeah.
Solo?
Probably not.
Yeah, I don't think there'll be anyone else with him on the show.
Yeah.
Is that what you're asking?
What, are we just going to let him do the show by himself?
No, I'm just more into, like, soloists right now.
Oh, I don't think you can.
Can you solo ever?
No.
Maybe he's done solos.
That's what I would like to know, yeah.
You're really into solos.
No, I don't think anyone should.
Have you started watching...
Oh, we're one of the...
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I think they're filming a token clip, so...
Yeah.
Probably the only ones that ever see that.
What? yeah probably the only ones that ever see that what big head i located a psychic all right give it to me i uh i gotta get in contact with him
because he does like public appearances but somebody just sent me this picture and said
this is oh my god i need him him. I would assume that's him.
His name is Gary Spivey.
He's been doing this on TV and stuff for years.
Why have I heard that name?
Yeah, because you've seen that guy.
Because he taught Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff how to be Mr. Wonderful again.
Yes.
Back in WCW in the 80s or 90s or whatever.
Do you remember that?
I do well.
Don't think you do.
He was a lot skinnier back then.
He's a guy that got fat.
Well, look, his hair has just grown over the years.
What?
What is that hair?
Yeah.
What is that?
How?
What is it?
Who's he convincing?
That's not hair.
It's been growing steadily since.
Oh, that.
That's not hair.
Not at all.
What do you mean?
It's not human hair. It's been growing for decades. all. What do you mean? What do you mean? That's not human hair.
It's been growing for decades.
TJ, what do you mean?
That's not hair.
That ain't white boy hair.
It looks like he's face down in a massage chair.
Yeah, he does.
Good call.
TJ, you think that's his actual hair?
He's about to get new rude.
He wrote on it.
There's the letter M.
You write on your hair?
That isn't...
But, like, he's a white man.
That's not hair.
No.
He's saying it is.
He's trying to convince people.
He's convinced TJ.
Look at that.
Looks like he's wearing a helmet.
It's a massage pillow.
Looks like he's in Spaceballs.
Whoa.
Hey, now.
What's he doing there?
Yeah, I like this guy.
I like him a lot.
We need to figure out some kind of situation where he trips.
Is he claimed for that to be hair?
Has he ever claimed that it's his hair?
TJ's claiming it is.
I think it might have started out as his hair in the very beginning,
and then he switched to the gimmick.
What are we talking about?
Is it ever his hair? No. very beginning and then he switched to the gimmick? What are we talking about?
Is it ever his hair?
No.
Is he half black, half old-timey judge?
Yeah, he's from the colonial times.
Sounds awesome.
Yeah, he sounds awesome, but I need to get to the bottom of that.
The hair. Has he ever addressed it on a video?
Can we do the yak in a wind tunnel?
I guess we just need to get him and ask him these questions.
Yeah, but where is he?
I would suck if he was just like, yeah, dude, this is a wig.
What are you guys, idiots?
Yeah, you'd make us feel so dumb.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Takes it off.
He's just bald.
But how do you even arrive at that wig if you're going to do a wig?
He stands out. He's just bald. But how do you even arrive at that wig if you're going to do a wig? He stands out.
He's memorable.
Yeah, I guess so.
They're the boys.
They're the boys.
They're taping some shit.
Boys.
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat drug in.
What were you two scoundrels doing?
We were just shooting something for Out of Order.
Ooh, yeah.
We were following the freaking rules.
Oh.
We decided to film our podcast at a different location.
Oh.
Yeah, a little Mean Girls 101.
That's how you get the numbers.
It's facts.
And I'm hot.
It was fun. It was a good time.
Gaz has been telling us that though.
He's like, if you want to change things up,
try recording it in your apartment.
Gaz just emails us once a month
saying it's been our worst month yet.
Yeah, we get that all the time.
We get our grade and it's like, well you guys failed
Facebook again.
Yeah, those grades hurt.
Yeah.
Failing Facebook?
Yeah, just not hitting the social posts and stuff.
It's like, ah, fuck.
We're all doing enough.
Yeah, we're all giving our best.
Giving our best.
That's for six reels a day.
That's too many reels.
My God.
It's like a fishing store.
Yeah.
Act something like that.
Oh, totally, totally.
Like a movie theater yes thank you so
to catch you up shay is going to do a five play day next year in the nba jerry is getting a house
with uh five sinks in it five extra sinks five and five non-bathroom bs's five non-bathroom sinks
and then gary spivey has a wig no well we don't know if it's a wig. Gary's got five NBSs.
Good balance to that bat.
He bought a dentist office.
Gary bought a dentist office.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Great deal.
What the hell?
Good deal.
Think about five NBSs.
Where are they?
Vanities and hallways?
All throughout.
Like a hair salon?
He has to have the hallway sink.
Did your dentist office have a hallway sink?
Oh, he'll have a hallway sink. Yeah, you got to have the hallway sink. Did your dentist office have a hallway sink? Oh, he'll have a hallway sink.
Yeah, you've got to have a hallway sink.
Ugh.
I hate the dentist.
Well, don't go to Jerry's house.
I haven't been to the dentist in a while.
I should go.
When was the last time you went to Jerry's house?
There's no way.
You've been to the dentist at least in the last five years.
Yeah.
Right.
You're fine.
About four years ago.
Fine.
Five years ago, he was in high school.
Right. You're fine. That was when I went. That was the Five years ago He was in high school Right
That's what
You're fine
That was when I went
That was the last time
I went was in high school
Okay
You're probably
Such a little fucking punk
Spitting in the dentist's face
Yeah
Pulling your dick out
Exactly
Gross
You're gross man
What else is up?
Yeah what have you guys
Been up to?
I just caught you up.
That's everything?
The entirety of the episode.
Yeah, Che was being obstinate for a while there.
A lot of obstinance.
Until college, pretty much.
Five?
That was actually a great one, Che.
He's content-brained.
He's different now.
That was fucking good.
God damn it.
He's nice with it. He's different now. That was fucking good. God damn it. He's nice with it.
He's been very obstinate.
So five plays a day?
One day, five plays.
Five play a day.
And we're all going to play him.
Because the play a day has been ruining his personal life.
He had to watch the Hornets on his birthday.
He had to watch P.J. Tucker try to get a rebound.
I didn't understand what it meant at first.
He's doing five a day?
No, just one day.
If you want him to, we can make him do that.
Well, he should have a week of five a day.
That's awesome.
Oh.
Like rivalry week.
Or maybe like a ladder week.
Ladder.
Mondays, one play.
Tuesdays, two.
Seven play Sundays.
Seven play Sunday.
Ladder week.
Ladder week.
You're adding ladder week as well.
Seven play Saturday, seven play Sunday?
We're going to have ladder week.
It should be one.
And actually, that probably doesn't make sense with the NBA schedule.
Because there are some days where it's extremely light.
I'm going to tell you something.
I don't care what it makes sense with the NBA schedule.
It's ladder week.
Find the ladder.
Ladder week is going to be electric.
Climb it.
Yes.
Ladder week is going to.
Ladder week is going to rule.
I think you have the endurance.
Yeah, I wish this week was ladder week.
Progressive overload like that?
Can you handle it?
Why not next week?
There's not enough games.
Not enough games.
Baseball?
Not a game every day.
Ladder week.
It's not bat, Brandon.
It's a bat.
I know.
I know it's a bat.
I don't want to swing.
It's a Mississippi State bat sent to me by Mitchell Bat Company.
Who's doing
Nashville, Tennessee.
Baseball stuff this year. The game is not
growing. Game is dead.
So he's growing up without us.
I think Mincy's just going to be like
still doing the same stuff. We should
just put it on the blog.
Yeah, I guess you could.
You just blog all his tweets.
He's the same guy.
We talked to him last night.
Yeah.
Damn.
He met the Vandy Whistler.
Really?
Yeah.
That's huge.
Is that video?
He's most equipped to weather a storm like this.
What is the difference, though, if we just reposted all his videos and put his-
I just don't think we're giving him a- we fixed the glitch.
Yeah, we just-
We fixed the glitch.
We put his tweets on the blog today in Mincy.
Do you think that this is all a massive cover-up for the murder of the Vandy Whistler?
Yes.
I mean, the Vandy Whistler showed up yesterday in his video.
Oh, he did?
I did not see that.
Is that a real Vandy Whistler?
Well, there are two Vandy Whistlers.
Exactly.
He has been using the backup Vandy Whistler.
He's never gotten the starter.
Never gotten the starter. Wait, that wasn't the guy yesterday? No, that using the backup Vandy Whistler. He's never gotten the starter. Never gotten the starter.
Wait, that wasn't the guy yesterday?
No, that's the backup.
Real Vandy Whistler is...
Dead?
No, he's more famous.
He's a better Whistler.
This guy is his backup.
So there was the Vandy Whistler.
There's two Vandy Whistlers.
Did Minty have his dust up with the main guy last year or no?
No.
Both times it's been the backup.
DJ, can you make sure that you just stay on the Mincy beat if he ever does live radio?
I'd like to call in.
DJ, when we were in Omaha, we saw the starter.
Is he allowed to call into Barstool stuff or no?
I think so.
As long as we're not paying him, I guess.
Yeah.
He doesn't work here.
Jesus.
Tell him he needs to do more stuff even though he doesn't work for us.
We need this to be live.
We can still get daily reports from him.
Yeah.
Did he miss such an opportunity by not sending in a daily report the day he got fired?
I don't know.
Got fired.
Fired.
It's only one thing, Mincy.
We're the other two things.
Not nearly enough.
Did you have the video of him with the Vandy Whistler yesterday?
Yeah, I don't know why we aren't just living.
He just freaking shows off.
Yeah.
I thought I got rid of you last year.
I thought I got rid of this asshole last year.
Does the Vandy Whistler not talk?
It's hard to get rid of him.
They said the other Whistler died, but they came out of Tennessee.
That was false.
Big Cat, I did not kill the Vandy Whistler. Sounds but they came out of Tennessee. That was false. Big Cat,
I did not kill
the Vandy Whistler.
Sounds like a guy
who's still talking to you.
See?
Yeah.
This is our content.
Damn.
I retreated it.
Good numbers on that, too.
2,800 likes.
Let's go.
Go, Mincy, go.
Yeah.
You should have
run a 10K.
I kind of like
because Mincy likes everybody
and is very positive.
He fucking hates that guy.
Yeah, he does.
Get the fuck out of here.
Scram.
That's enough from you.
The meanest thing Mincy can say to somebody is scram.
Scram.
Get on now.
Get.
Go pound some sand.
I'd love to see just like a really angry Mincy.
Hold the bat.
I don't think he gets angry. Some people
don't, like myself. He's gotten angry
at Brandon before. True. You know what,
Brandon? You think you're better than us?
He did. He did get mad at me a couple times.
But he like, it's almost
part of the show. He like forgave you immediately.
Yeah, he apologized. He might say unspeakable
shit about him being a big titty bitch or
something. Ah, cross-eyed.
Ah, you said big titty bitch, too.
I say that, too?
Of course.
Probably.
It was an egg bowl.
That's not fair.
Oh, he'll be there for the egg bowl this year.
No, don't make me do that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to.
Yeah, I don't want to do that shit again.
That's a live stream.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah, that's true.
We'll do a tape delay.
We'll release the Egg Bowl in January.
Heavily edited.
Heavily edited.
I mean, you just have to speak out against it if he says something crazy because he doesn't work for us.
Oh, yeah, that's a dentist office.
We'd trade texts to us.
It's a dentist office? Und, Che texted us. It's a, it's a dentist office?
Undeniably.
Good for Jerry.
He's coming up on the world.
Is it a dentist office?
The hell?
Damn,
I want to live in a weird place.
Oh,
yeah,
dude,
there's literally a reception desk. It's a window. It's a reception. Yeah, I'm like live in a weird place. Oh, yeah. Dude, there's literally a reception desk.
It's a window. It's a reception.
Yeah, I'm, like, nervous looking at it.
Oh, dude, that would be so sick if Jerry hired a receptionist for his house.
Yeah.
It's, like, falsely pleasing.
If you moved into a doctor's office, do you think you'd ever get rid of the smell?
No, never.
The feeling of it?
It's a sterile smell.
You think people die in here?
Yeah.
On the table?
On the dent?
How annually, how many people die at the dentist's office?
About 16.
16?
I think it's something like 30,000 a year.
No, okay.
A real number, how many people die at the dentist?
30?
20.
Probably 30.
What do you want us to say?
U.S.
Yeah, what do you want us to say USA. What do you want?
At the dentist?
What answer do you want?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What about the member when Frank told us that person went to the dentist and got AIDS?
Yeah, that's true.
Scared him from ever going to the dentist.
You're not dying at the dentist.
You're dying from something that happened.
From the AIDS.
Yeah.
From AIDS.
I'd say at least one person dies a year at the dentist's office.
Really?
From what?
From going under and never waking up.
I think it's got to be more than that.
2.6.
Maybe a lot of people overdose at the dentist.
2.6.
That's not a whole lot of people.
Anesthesia.
Yeah, sedation.
They just never wake up.
That's a good way to die.
That wouldn't be a bad way to die at all,
except the last thing you do is go to the dentist.
That would suck. Yeah, but you wouldn't be a bad way to die at all, except the last thing you do is go to the dentist. Oh, that would suck.
Yeah, but you wouldn't undergo anything.
But the day that you have to go to the dentist is always a bad day.
You're also dying that day, which makes it a bad day.
Yeah.
But I think actually going to the dentist is worse than dying.
Would you rather die in a car wreck on the way to the dentist?
No.
Because that's the worst part is driving there.
I'd rather have the dentist cancel and then drive and then die in a car wreck.
Have to die on that day.
What's the best way to get the dentist to cancel?
He calls you and says, hey, by the way, we got to move it like six minutes. Then you're happy.
You want to die?
If the last call, if I died on a call of someone canceling an appointment, best way to die.
You'd be so happy.
I once had the, I said it on the show, I had the dentist, I canceled while I was in the chair because they couldn't get the nitrous open.
Amazing.
It was the best feeling ever.
What if you have debilitating tooth pain and you need to go to the
dentist? Sometimes you need to go.
I think the cancellation of the dentist appointment
actually gets rid of the tooth pain
momentarily.
What's the best thing to cancel? A dentist
appointment. Is it? Has to be.
I don't know, man. Plans with
friends that you don't really like that much?
Yeah, plans with friends that aren't really friends.
Like a work trip?
Work trip getting canceled is pretty fucking sick.
I've had some midnight shows in New York get canceled.
That's sick.
That is a great feeling.
I bet you people have canceled suicide.
Oh, yeah.
That's going to be a good one.
Not really, though.
Interviews getting canceled.
It's not like you're instantly happy.
You're probably still pretty like, this sucks.
It's probably a relief.
Yeah.
Getting an interview canceled, even if it's a great interview,
always a thrill. Yeah.
Just the idea of having to work.
Anything. Yeah.
What, Brandon?
Hit his balls on the bat.
Hit your balls with the bat.
You fucking idiot.
One of the worst things to hit your balls.
A baseball bat.
Yeah, that's going to be a tough one.
Okay, big boy.
I like how Zah turned up his mic to laugh at him.
Che wanted to talk about that.
Even so, that would have been an awesome move.
Hey, what do you got, bro?
I'm just going to say I love going to the dentist
Mouth feels great after
God damn you
Mouth feels great
What feels great about your mouth
That didn't feel great before
Once it's like fully clean
And like
Sparkly
Feels awesome
He's actually not wrong
I have a new dentist
Where it's not as bad
Where they don't shame me
And they put on HGTV
On like a TV above my head
I have a dentist That is such a good dentist.
He's a stoolie, and I met him, and I've started going to the dentist regularly.
Does he put you under?
Puts me under.
Probably looks at your wiener.
Also has, well, no, it's not under.
It's the laughing gas.
Oh, yeah.
And then gets to watch Netflix, and he doesn't shame me.
He's such a good dentist.
I told him I might fly back just to go to the dentist.
Should.
It's worthwhile.
Or just when you're in town, be like, hey, you have, like, a second to look under the hood.
Yeah.
And if canceled on him, and he doesn't care.
Like, I think he knows, like, whenever I make an appointment, like, I'll cancel a couple times.
Yeah.
Keep you honest.
Yeah.
Worst when they get mad, and you're like, what are you? I'm like, yeah, I'll cancel a couple times. Yeah. Keep you honest. Yeah. Worst when they get mad,
and you're like,
what are you,
I'm like, yeah, I'm not going.
That's it.
Yeah.
What are you gonna,
what are you gonna do about it?
I'm not going.
There are things like that
as an adult that you, like,
it's like, uh,
the reverse is like
lying to your doctor.
Yeah.
Why would you lie to your doctor?
They're not gonna arrest you.
Yeah.
They're not gonna get mad.
Yeah, if the doctor says,
like, how much do you drink
and you like
that's the one person
you should tell the truth to
what come on
right
it's like
you're under arrest
you shouldn't be drinking that much
I'm going to tell your mom
I'm going to have to tell your mommy
that's how it was
when you were younger
yeah I know
but like when you get
when you're an adult
like what is the doctor going to say
don't do that
okay
I'll keep doing that
yeah
that's how I felt when we did
most dangerous games last year.
They were like,
no drinking.
As who?
I'm 21. I'm allowed
to drink if I want to drink.
You're not like my teacher.
It's a very liberating feeling.
This year they heeded that. This year they didn't
have a free thinker like you to be like, no, I'm going to drink. This year they heated that. This year they didn't have a free thinker like you to be like,
no, I'm going to drink.
This year they were just like,
all right, fine,
we will not drink.
Pussies.
Damn.
Made for a much better show, though.
What were you going to say, Che?
Che, if you like going to the dentist,
what do you not like?
What do you actively not like?
What is something you cannot
find any joy what makes
you feel dread i had to drop my car off really early this morning at a toyota center to get
checked that was pretty annoying that is far better than going to the dentist no way to wake
up early pack up the whole family's driving for like two hours before i got on the train
two hours where'd you have to take it this It was a whole thing. How did you externalize your frustration?
Didn't smile.
Oh, no.
That's sometimes the only thing you can do is just not smile.
Sometimes you can do the snap.
Yeah, or sigh.
Sigh.
Heavy sighs.
Dude, I'm cussing.
What?
I'm going to cuss every time.
Around your kids?
That's what the case was?
I was around my kids, yeah.
I was in prison.
But you knew that it was planned?
I planned it, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm fine with anything that's planned.
It's like the minor inconveniences where I'm like, just kill me.
Unplanned.
Yeah.
Let's go to the furniture store.
It's raining.
Yeah, it's raining Yeah
It's raining
Death
There's a lot of bad shit out there
What?
I'm just running
Like most things
Suck
There's a delay
Most shit is bad
I'm furious
Doing most things
Doing almost everything
Sucks
Seriously
Like anything you have to do
Sucks Yeah if you could do a free will It's totally different Yeah It's all a mindset Seriously Like anything you have to do sucks
Yeah if you could do a free will
It's totally different
It's all mindset
It is all mindset but sometimes you just have days
Where you're like I can't believe
And it's something that takes like an hour
And you're like I cannot even fathom that I have to do this
Yeah today I had to go
Go to a golf course to do like a
Shoot for a golden mug we have coming up.
I fucking hated it.
Yeah.
I played two holes of golf, and I was like, this sucks.
Get me out of here.
Or you could say, I got to play two holes of golf today.
But that's just how your brain is wired, and your brain is wired different than most people, Stephen.
And that's a good, lucky thing for you.
Getting your first vaccine is like a 24-hour adventure.
Right?
It was that one time.
First is only once.
Really, you are, though.
It is a mindset.
You just don't think about it.
It's not bad.
Even like, I got to go pick up my medication downstairs.
What?
And that's like, Jesus Christ.
Another thing.
That's like keeping you alive.
That'll take me 30 seconds.
And it's also like in the grand scheme of things, you don't have a lot of things you have to do.
No.
That one will get me.
Like you ever catch yourself on a day where you have to like do one thing?
Yeah.
Oh, this day sucks.
Yeah.
You realize like, wait, I only had to do one thing.
It never takes more than two hours.
It wasn't a big deal at all.
I live right above my wash and fold.
I keep my hamper by my door, and I'm just like, I don't feel like carrying this down.
No.
I'll do it.
We're all a bunch of pussies.
Yeah.
When it really comes down to it.
You know what solves all that?
Getting high for the activity.
Yeah.
You smoke for the activity, and it's just like— That's a slippery slope, though.
You're at a level where you can do that,
but for me, there's a thin margin where it's enjoyable to do things high.
I've got to start to do this.
I might say—
Just a little bit.
Maybe I'll buy some—
I don't smoke a whole joint or even a half a joint.
Right.
Maybe a quarter. You smoke a little a joint. Right. Maybe a quarter.
You don't.
You smoke little tiny joints.
You also, like, I do think there are some people, like,
weed is almost like a drug they need.
Not, like, addictive, but, like, you operate well on it.
Yeah, we operate just as well.
I was with you and Francis.
I was paralyzed.
I was pretty high that night, too.
Francis smokes a lot.
When I was in San Francisco
me and Francis
went to a weed store
for him
and he bought
$500 worth of weed.
He brought back
like ounces of shit.
He really does
smoke that much?
The shit that he gave me
I never had
like good weed.
It was all like
these like crazy edibles
and all these pre-rolls.
Why?
Because he has like
tasks to do
like fucking cooking
and walking the dog
and he's like
I'm going to do these high.
Yeah he just said it was a little bit better to just do them a little bit high.
I think he just does it when he goes to bed.
Yeah, he needs five ounces for when he goes to bed.
He said he does.
And then he was like, I think I've got to tone it down because I've been waking up high.
Then he was asking me open-ended questions about climate change and subtropical emigration.
Forcing you to answer.
Yeah.
It was fun, though.
Yeah, it was interesting.
We did a game night at Francis' house.
When?
Oh, with KB?
It was for content.
Oh.
We filmed it.
Really?
When's that coming out?
Soon, hopefully.
Actually, did I just spoil that?
We played with him.
I think it matters.
Yeah, we played a game.
Nick, Kyle, me, and Francis.
Oh, hell yeah.
Four people. Sounds really fun. It was very fun., and Francis. Oh, hell yeah. Four people.
Sounds really fun.
It was very fun.
I love playing games.
One special guest.
Sounds great.
Why didn't I get invited?
Seth Rollins.
Seth Rollins was our fifth.
Oh, shit.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
The wrestler.
But hopefully it's a new series
that happens frequently
and everybody will be playing in it.
Sounds fun.
Game night?
Game night.
Simple as. I've been wanting
to play Monopoly on this show for a while.
I want to as well. I'm not playing Monopoly.
Monopoly is so fun. I'll skip the fucking show.
I want to play Monopoly. It's the worst game.
It's the worst fucking game. It's the best game.
Should we play Monopoly tomorrow?
I know everything. I humor you a lot.
Yeah, you don't.
Because I don't play your fucking weird-ass, like...
Oh, yeah, he has some weird ones.
He does have some weird-ass games.
It's the games that you play.
I would have been wedgying you, like, never before.
It's on?
Never before.
I would have been wedgying you.
What is that?
I would have been giving you the...
I would have been cartoon bullying you.
Wedgying you from the flagpole.
I'd be on the lamppost outside.
Damn it.
No, I've played some of those games.
I got really into D&D for a while.
Oh, D&D's fun.
Yeah.
Fun.
Yeah.
We're playing again soon.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Shit.
All right.
When I say we, I'm saying you.
How big's the budget? 300 million. Okay. It. All right. When I say we, I'm saying you. How big's the budget?
300 million.
Okay.
It's not bad.
Like Avengers.
I want a full set of plate armor.
Mm-hmm.
You need it.
I do.
I'm going to need a fucking top hat for when we play Monopoly.
I want to play Monopoly.
I'll make you guys one.
It was 300.
You don't want to play Monopoly tomorrow, KB?
No, Nick doesn't.
I would definitely play Monopoly. I'm just saying there's a lot of games I'd rather play. Play Monopoly. He has one. It was $300. You don't want to play Monopoly tomorrow, KB? No, Nick doesn't. I would definitely play Monopoly.
I'm just saying there's a lot of games I'd rather play.
Play Monopoly.
I just won't come.
I thought tomorrow we had Eversky.
I would just take...
Yeah, well, he could play Monopoly.
Yeah, should we do something fun for tomorrow?
Yeah, let's play Monopoly.
Have an Eversky.
I said something fun.
Monopoly work on a live YouTube?
I don't think it would,
because I think that's a game where you get so into it,
but I think you have to be playing it to be that into it.
You could win or lose on the first turn
and then have to sit for seven hours.
Nick, you could commentate if you don't want to play.
Yeah, okay, I'll do that.
What about Risk?
Risk is fun.
I've never played Risk.
I like the game that we played, Wavelength.
Wavelength was fun.
What's Wavelength?
Let's just put it out before Francis puts out his game.
Let's see what happens.
We're going to shelf that. Let's make it funny as hell. We're going to do Let's see what happens. You guys just want to shelf that.
Let's make it funny as hell.
We're spending a lot of format without you.
You guys ever play Codenames?
Yeah.
That's fun.
Crypto's better than Codenames.
Crypto's awesome.
But to crypto, I do Crypto Fridays with Big T.
We play every morning.
That's what you were playing?
Yeah.
Oh.
Should we play Salad Bowl?
I also play Love Letter every day.
Love Letter mornings.
I would do Salad Bowl tomorrow.
Vibs. What do you play with the Clemmer group, the group over there? Love Letter every day. Love Letter mornings. I would do Salad Bowl tomorrow. What do you play with the group over there?
Love Letter.
You have to win princess kisses.
I think I have played that.
There's a lot of games I've never heard of.
You draw a picture on your phone
and everybody else has to guess what they're drawing.
Telestrations would be fun for the Yak.
We can do that tomorrow.
Scribbleo is a computer game.
You can play with your phone. Yeah, Scribbleo is fun. We can do that tomorrow. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Scribble-io is a computer game. Okay.
Let's do that.
Yeah, Scribble-io is fun.
Pull it up.
Maybe a little salad.
Let's play it right now.
Fuck it.
Let's play it right the
fuck now.
You want to do the
high noon ad, Reed?
I do.
Buddy, but one person?
I want to.
Let's play some Scribble-io.
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Where'd you get that bat for real?
Mitchell Bat Company sent it to me because I am a Mississippi State fan.
Give me a swing.
Give me your swing.
Okay.
I don't know if I can swing.
You don't know what you're saying.
You can.
You can.
Go to the lobby and do it.
No, no.
Do it in here.
Do it in here.
Ah, you're going to hit one of those lights.
That's how I play Monopoly. No. I was going to hit one of those lights. Sass, I'll play Monopoly.
No.
I was going to say psych.
Luckily, I'm such a fucking nice person.
I didn't even have to say psych.
Terrible swing.
That's not true at all.
Sass has a good swing.
Great swing.
What's he doing?
He's going out to the lobby.
He's going to be better if he does it fast.
Yeah, it's not. It's lobby. He's going to be better if he does it fast. Yeah, it's not.
It's terrible.
It's even worse.
Messy swing.
That was a pretty good swing.
He got a hole in his swing.
He swung down.
Yeah, he did.
Was that bad or good?
That was awesome.
I said it was awesome, but TJ says he got a hole in his swing.
I said it was good.
Ryan Howard.
He's not swinging level.
Who wants Titus to notice him so bad?
He does.
Titus didn't even bat an eye.
I wasn't bad, Brandon.
I'll give it to you.
TJ, what, you think that sucked ass?
It was better than the first one, but a fastball is going right over your ass.
I went six for 21 at Cooperstown.
Hit bombs.
Nice.
Six for 21.
Yeah, that's not good.
Not bad, though.
It's kind of bad.
75?
Yeah, playing against a 12-year-old.
Well, you were 12.
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, wow.
Way better than him.
No way.
The way that he makes it sound.
It's a home run every time.
It's odd.
His swing is good, but his stance was garbage.
Oh, he threw in a golf swing.
Boy loves his swing.
Oh, yeah.
You think Blattman knows how?
Not good. No. No, you were better. No. It's a weird. Oh, yeah. You think Blattman knows how?
Not good.
No.
No, you were better.
You were.
It's a weird. You almost fell.
It ain't natural.
Good stance.
My shoulder exploded.
It did?
Hurt.
Hurt when I did the golf swing.
How was my golf swing?
Clean.
Well, it was a baseball bat.
Oh. Ow. God. a baseball bat. Oh!
Ow!
Ow! What are you owling at?
Oh, god damn it!
Ow! Skeet skeet!
Ah! He's trying to land it.
You got it.
There. A little less.
It's not going to break.
That was it. That was it.
Yes, that was it. It's softer. Oh, it's not going to break. That was it. That was it.
Yes, that was it.
Softer. He's going to throw it higher.
Yeah. Oh, I think lower.
I really like the sound.
That is a good sound.
No.
No.
Freaking, what if he BoJack's in that?
Better when he did it over his head.
So where are you going to put that in Titus' studio?
Let's, uh...
Yeah, hopefully there's a storage closet in there.
I'll have it on my half in the background.
You have a third, right?
I have a half.
We have a half.
Let's see who has the best backflip out there.
Yeah.
Braden, you go first.
Backflip or backflip? Backflip. Oh, I thought you there. Yeah. Braden, you go first. Bat flip or back flip?
Bat flip.
Oh, I thought you said back flip.
Dan, don't flip the bat.
It's a new... I want to display that bat.
It's for my backdrop.
Where's backdrop?
Don't flip that bat on the concrete.
It's going to be loud.
And... Fuck! It's going to be loud. And.
Fuck!
Oh, no.
That was clean.
Titus just, he hasn't flinched.
What brand headphones are those?
Oh no Oh no
Taking his bong going home
I didn't go full backflip
I could have gone way higher
Could have punctured the roof
Whoa
Held it back a little
Zoom in on the bracket
Can't zoom
No don't Don't freaking do it Oh no What? Zoom in on the bracket. Can't zoom?
No, don't.
Don't freaking do it.
Oh, no.
What?
No, it's empty, right?
Yeah.
Where's he going?
I don't know.
What else is going on, boys?
Sleepy.
I'm tired, too.
Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
I don't know.
You got loose last night?
No.
I had a weird realization last night that we're less than a month away from the days getting shorter again.
What?
No.
Roan, why would you say that?
Really?
So we really have to fucking soak it up right now.
Now is the time.
I hardly get sunlight.
Now is the time. This month and then the next month are is the time. I hardly get sunlight. Now is the time.
This month and then the next month are like the two months of the longest sunlight.
We need that shit.
We need to soak that shit up.
Yeah.
Are we playing Scribbleo?
Pull the link.
He sent the link.
Did you create a private room?
I did.
Brandon.
How do we get in the private room? Click on the link.
Brandon, God damn it. How do we get in the front room? Click on the link. Brandon, goddammit.
Okay, I'm in.
No, I'm not.
A lot of people rocking Jalen Hurts merch today.
Jalen.
Jalen.
All right.
And can you show it?
TJ, your screen?
Yeah, why don't we start?
It's pretty fucking cool.
You say Pete got some pussy last night?
That wasn't a big bat flip.
You chipped it.
No, I did not.
You chipped the bat.
No, I did not.
You chipped the bat.
Well, now everyone's saying that.
Did you see his bat?
Game used. I had now everyone's saying that. Did you see his bat? Game used.
I had that bat for 30 minutes.
It was actually, what?
It was in the studio for like two months.
They said they sent it to me two months ago.
I never saw it.
Apparently, it was in here.
I looked in the mail room.
I looked everywhere.
It was in here the whole time.
It was standing up next to the store over there.
I opened that today, and you chipped it on the same show I opened.'m gonna sign it the chip no i don't want you to sign how will they
know who chipped it it'd be anyone's chip and then it's just some pine tar on it it looks way
better if it looks it's a display bat no it's better if it's not that cost me 675 dollars no
it didn't no they sent it to me for free.
I would have felt so bad.
No, I don't.
No, you wouldn't have.
Yeah, $675?
Yeah.
What are we doing?
It was $675?
No, it's much cheaper than that, but it's... It's free.
It's not cheaper, but it's less expensive.
Thank you.
Well, it's significantly less expensive.
It's free.
Free to me, yes.
I don't know how much the layperson would have to. Someone just DM'd me and said,
can you ask Brandon about his alleged Taylor Swift ticket side hustle?
Oh, what?
What are you doing?
What?
Okay, well, that's just somebody made up a DM and sent it to Sass.
You've been buying Bulk's Taylor Swift tickets?
It's absolutely not made up.
Are you serious?
First of all, I don't even know where.
I know she's on tour right now.
How would I stay ahead of that?
Oh.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
All right, what are we doing here, TJ?
Are we all in?
No.
Brandon's not.
Brandon, get in Scribbleo.
Brandon, I told you to make a TikTok two weeks ago, and you didn't do it.
I'm going to do it.
All right.
You got Taylor Swift.
Cass, you're not in here either.
I'm trying to figure out how to join.
You just clicked a link.
You were in, and you left.
I was in or my name?
Wetsuit.
I was wetsuit.
I left, though.
Now I'm back in.
Refresh.
Or can you?
I have an ad.
I just said play.
Okay. All right. We're all in here. Putting advertisement. Oh, here we go. I got an ad. I just said play. Okay, all right, we're all in here.
Putting advertisement.
Oh, here we go.
I got an ad for a make-out point.
We don't have sass in.
EFW is choosing a word.
Oh, fuck.
Brandon, start drawing.
Everybody else type guesses.
Oh, we guess?
Where do we type guesses?
Oh, tap to guess.
Do we get unlimited? Where do we type guesses? Are we typing guesses? Oh, we guess? Where do we type guesses? Oh, tap to guess. Oh. Where?
Do we get unlimited?
Where do you guess?
Is this a penis?
I just typed tree into the chat.
What the fuck are you drawing, dude?
Oh, I know.
Oh, no.
Where do you guess?
At the bottom.
What the hell is this?
Can I start over?
No.
Boy.
How, Stephen?
It's a seven-letter word.
I fucked it up.
Is it a hammock?
Can I go backwards?
No, it's not.
Is there a way to go backwards?
Stephen goes, yeah. Is there a way to go backwards? Steven gets the yaw.
When someone gets it right, does it stop?
Can I start over at all?
Do anything?
You use a different color.
There's colors?
Gotta be.
Can I downvote this?
Yeah.
I downvoted it.
All right.
I wish I could start over and there would be mountains and not trees.
Can I describe what I'd like to draw? Can I describe what I'd like to draw?
Can I describe what I'd like to draw?
There has to be a way to go
backwards.
There is.
And time.
That's how I skew.
Zip line.
Zip line.
I was trying to do two
trees, a zip line, but they wouldn't be between trees.
That's the word you chose?
Is it me now?
Shit.
That guitar would have been easier.
Oh, no.
This is fun, and I'm going to get this right now.
Fuck.
Okay. Okay.
I was going to do that too.
You bastard.
What?
Patrick's house.
Yep.
It's hard to type on this.
I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.
This is like the original Blackberry keypad.
Should I go back?
Yep, Sass.
Should I go back?
What?
Son.
You're just going to type it out?
What?
I haven't heard of Sidney.
Wait.
Oh.
It's like five words.
Did I guess the word?
Yeah, he got it.
There's no way.
Sidney Opera House?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I was just typing that. Sidney Opera House.
I couldn't find the...
It's so hard to type on this.
I'm going to go back. I could have nailed type on this. I'm going to go back.
I could have nailed that.
I guess I'm going to guess it too now.
Yeah, you all should type it.
You get points if you get it right.
But I can't get over to the P.
Yeah, there's no...
The P is just...
Come on.
Oh, I got 75.
Nice.
Good work, boys.
Okay, Roan.
Fuck me.
I'll just send the Opera House.com.
You typed in the search.
Are you looking up the spelling?
Yeah, he typed in the bottom of...
Okay, Roan.
Six letter.
Che left the room.
Oh, it says the amount of letters?
Yeah, the top six.
I don't see that.
So let's guess this.
I ran out of time to guess this.
What?
Mm-hmm.
What is this?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Everything looks like a penis.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Now he's spelling as well.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Motion line.
Motion line.
Good girl.
And that's really all you need.
Huh.
Huh.
That's all we need, huh?
Oh, fuck.
I picked the wrong word.
No way. Oh, that's all we need, huh? Oh, fuck. I picked the wrong word.
No way.
What was your word?
My first word was head.
Oh, that would have been easy.
I have a whole other word.
All right.
I'm deleting all of it. Oh, it was faucet.
It was faucet.
I was about to guess that, too.
Fuck, it was head.
All right, KB.
Good head.
This has been a smash hit.
Yeah, I think we're only playing one round of this.
Yeah.
Then we'll get into some sparkle.
Yeah, then we'll get into some sparkle.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on?
Why am I typing this shit in? What the fuck is going on? Why am I typing this shit in?
What the fuck?
How the fuck are you guys getting this?
What's the word?
I've said it twice.
Why am I not getting it?
I think you did.
Oh.
You're green and Steven's green.
Okay, good.
Oh, well.
I can't get it.
What is it?
Dude, come on. Okay, good. Oh, well. I can't get it. What is it?
Dude, come on. It's so easy.
So, so goddamn easy.
South?
Well, I was just the right side circled.
What the fuck?
That's where the South is.
Oh, culturally, the South is not.
You kind of nailed that, KB.
That's the American South.
Fuck.
Who's up?
I hate this. TJ. Who's up? I hate this.
TJ.
Thumbs down.
Four-letter word?
This isn't drawing.
Wrong.
Wait, we can all see it's the word.
Yeah, I'm going to guess it.
What? Because it's his screen. You can see the his word. Yeah, that's it. What?
Because it's his screen.
You can see the draw this.
Got it.
I ran.
How'd you do that?
Oh, shit.
You got paint?
How, KB?
How have you not got it?
All right.
It's not fun.
I already did the cheat.
Round two, I never got to fucking draw.
I never got to go yet either.
What the hell is this?
How many rounds are there?
I just want to draw once.
Three.
What?
Three rounds, okay.
How did it?
God damn it.
Guessing is the drawing is the funnest part.
How do we know?
Eat letters?
Roan? How do you see this? This is me? Yeahest part. How do we know? Eat letters? Roan?
How do you see this?
This is me?
Yeah.
What?
No.
I can't even see my word.
Top.
You have an ad?
I got a big ass ad.
I got a fucking ad.
Minority.
Minority.
Oh, you would have had fun with that.
Oh, damn.
I got create.
Oh, this is going to be good.
Stephen Chase choosing a word. Oh, damn. We got create. Oh, this is going to be good. Stephen Chase choosing a word.
Yeah.
Penis.
Baguette, baguette. What?
The fuck?
We know what that is.
What the fuck?
Oh, TJ.
What the hell?
You guys got it?
Yep. What? How the fuck? You guys got it? Yep.
What the hell the fuck are you guys getting it?
I don't know what it is.
I can see it on TJ's screen.
Oh.
Oh, I had it.
You did that, though.
I already guessed that, didn't I?
Oh, I did Bandags.
You did Band-Aid before me, but it was just...
I wrote Bandags.
It's pretty good.
Why'd you put it somewhere left?
I thought it was a potato at first.
Rone's still guessing bandage.
Sass?
Oh, let's go, Sass.
Oh, let's go. Six. six
oh my god
that's all you get
have fun
got it
beat Kyle
I should get points for that
for how well of a drawing that was
that's the easiest thing to draw
what is it
you wouldn't have done it
you guys would have been doing
some fucking weird shit look at. What is it? You wouldn't have done it. You guys would have been doing some fucking weird shit.
Look at that. What is it?
Yeah, you know.
He actually did too much.
How did you guys get that so fast?
That's what he's drawing.
That's all it could be.
Mountains, I said.
Like a crown? Bart Simpson's hair?
Yeah, it could be Bart Simpson's hair.
Still has not guessed it.
Ron's guessing mountain baguette.
Baguette.
Okay.
Let's go, Nick.
Graphic design is your passion.
It is.
Speaking of which, are you even supposed to be on the show right now?
Are you supposed to be designing?
I should be designing right now.
Is that your full-time position?
Yeah.
Nah, I got it right.
The eight?
Oh.
I said...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh, I clicked the wrong fucking button.
Oops.
What?
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Um, um, um.
Don't panic.
Damn, that was clean.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Boys find motor skills are crazy.
Down bar.
DJ, guess that.
Keep drawing.
That's all I got for you guys I don't know fuck
how'd you get that TJ are you cheating
has to be I'm a gamer bro
I can't fathom what is the
right image
down
download
pretty good
download
thanks guys
oh
that was eyelid
that I thought I clicked
yeah we all got that
thanks guys
alright let's go
you pointed at the eyebrow
eyelid
there's no
oh
you have no points
here we go Brandon
this might suck
oh it definitely sucks.
Keep going.
We have to finish the game.
Let's play this for the next week.
And let's not talk and focus here.
Crown.
Basquiat.
Burger King crown.
How many?
Helmet.
Royalty Reality
Reality
Wrestling
Raspberry
Fruit King
King Fruit
Raspberry
Raspberry Crown?
Ray?
No
What the fuck?
Raspberry parade.
Raspberry beret.
Get raspberry out of here.
Did you accidentally write raspberry?
What are you doing?
One minute.
Okay.
Oh.
Prince.
Prince.
Prince.
Write it.
Prince. Brandon, Write it. Prince.
Brandon, that's like...
Well, I picked.
1990, what is it?
I picked it.
I picked Prince.
What's it say at the top?
It has 11 letters.
11 letters.
Is it Prince Prince?
No, I picked the wrong words.
It's like you guys.
I think something's wrong with it.
It is.
I don't have time to do it now.
You did 11 letters.
Well, try. Guys, it was underground. I don't know how you do it now. You did 11 letters. Well, try.
Guys, it was underground.
I don't know how you didn't get that.
Underground?
It was Prince.
I chose Prince.
What was fucking Raspberry King?
Raspberry Beret.
Raspberry Beret.
The Prince was a crown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's this?
Who's this?
You must have a third party in here.
Probably me.
Everybody needs to check their word.
I don't even know what this could possibly be.
Oh.
Yep, got it.
Oval shirt.
Overshirt.
A gun?
Shirt-o
shirt zero
shirt circle
this is good
I
shirt
shirt
shirt
okay I'm seeing a circle
and then an arrow
pointing to a sleeve
yeah
circle sleeve
round
rounded shoulders
round shoulders
shirt
okay
shirt
TJ's damn good
it's just shirt It's just shirt.
It's just shirt.
Why the circle?
Why the circle?
World of t-shirts.
Oh.
What?
You should have put some country in there.
Was that the circle of the world?
Yeah, that was the world.
No, I respect this.
This was good.
Okay.
Look, here you go.
There it is. There it is. Are you boycotting? No, I'm in. You're good. Okay. Look, there you go. There it is.
There it is.
Are you boycotting?
No, I'm in.
You're man-cotting.
Good world.
What are you talking about?
I'm in.
I'm playing my heart out.
You got zero.
It is a good world.
Yeah, that's a good world.
I'm in.
Why don't we get to round three?
Oh, good God.
Can we please get to round three?
This is painful.
If anybody tweets anything bad about the show, I'll respond and agree.
I can't be.
Listen, sometimes they're misses.
Yeah.
This is one of them.
The beauty of a daily show.
Sure.
All right, Kyle.
Go ahead and think.
Stop letting me draw.
Oh, God. Oh, no, Kyle. Don't refresh. It'll put your score at zero. Did you pick the right word? Alright Kyle Go ahead and think Stop letting me draw Oh god
Oh no Kyle
Don't refresh
It'll put your score at zero
Did you pick the right word?
Just make it
Just make it
Charades
It's just not
Just charade it
Word salad
Charade it out loud
Fucking piss me off
Say it out loud
I just want to draw
Why wouldn't it work?
Why wouldn't it
Charade it
Charade it
You'll get it instantly
Do it Charade again? Charade, you'll get it instantly.
Do it!
Charade that thing. Fucking...
Oh.
Shogun?
Wait, Shogun?
I picked Tickle!
This game sucks!
Yeah, disconnect, connection lost.
What the fuck?
It's so bad.
I lost. I left the room.
Shit app.
Shit app.
Got it!
15 second app.
Oh, Stephen Che.
I can't.
Count.
Oh.
Why didn't.
Great one to you, Jay.
Brandon, count the sides.
Count the sides, Brandon. Just count the sides, man.
Oh. count the sides, Brent. Just count the sides, man. Oh,
hexagon.
Even if I'd counted,
I don't know that I knew that was hexagon.
Oh,
I got disconnected.
That was the first time I did that.
KB choosing a word.
Fuck,
Kyle,
this sucks.
I have a Subaru ad.
This fucking sucks.
You have zero points.
This is the worst.
You just lost all your points.
Prince was good.
It's not letting me.
What am I doing wrong?
I'm just watching a Subaru ad.
I'm touching it.
I'm out.
What could I possibly be doing wrong?
Have you tried touching it?
All right, let's fire up some Sporkle.
Not enough.
Not enough of this.
God damn it.
That's partially on.
That's a low point for us.
That game should be fun.
That was a low point.
Disgusting how mad that game should be.
That game should be fun.
I'm furious.
Remember, was it Draw with Friends, or what was it called?
Yeah.
It was the drawing one.
That was early.
That was better tech.
That was the problem, was the tech.
The keyboard was insane.
I chose Prince.
All right, let's play some Sporkle.
Ready, Zah?
There's Booze here.
I just shot him a text.
So, yeah, waiting on him.
Oh, I'll do the last ad.
Oh, HelloFresh.
Sass.
Yeah, the ad.
It's right in front of you.
Okay.
You okay?
Hmm?
I'm looking at titties.
What?
So you're looking at titties?
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I chose Monday.
They gave me Friday, and I said, I'm going to go Monday because I'm on the road a lot on Fridays, and I want my food to arrive early.
Makes sense.
At a bad time when I'm not home.
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it tells you how much time it's going to take you to cook that meal.
So you can go like fast meals, long meals.
Me, I'm a fast meal guy.
Most of mine were around
anywhere from 20 to 30
minutes.
And also it's like two
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You can like save that
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Or if you're like
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That's a lot of meals.
Not that fat.
And honestly, it's two servings a meal.
So it's like, what is that, 30-something?
32.
I said it before you.
Very simple math.
I said it before you.
Not really.
Yes, I did.
You questioned it at first.
We actually had this exact same conversation on Son of a Boy Dad, and I still forgot what it was.
Yeah.
HelloFresh.com slash Yak16.
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Got it.
It's like two servings.
So how many is that?
32.
32 free meals.
Mm-hmm.
We should do a spin on Sporkle.
Okay.
Sporkle.
We've got to figure out what the punishment would be,
but I think we should go around and you say a subject,
and if you don't win, you lose.
Oh, I like that.
I love that.
I love that.
Oh, yeah?
Because look who's here for it.
This is what we pay you the big bucks for.
Oh, no.
Boo.
Oh.
So what would be the punishment, though?
Maybe just there isn't one.
Shame.
You got to throw away your shoes.
Yep.
The rest of the show?
Yeah, that's life for the best.
Oh, we could play strip, Sporkle.
What shoes are those?
Those make you look athletic.
Yeah, dress for the job you want.
Oh.
What's the job you want?
A rock climbing instructor?
Agility coach for an all-star baseball team.
Coach me, dude. Start with me.
I want to learn some agility.
Hey, you got to throw away your shoes.
Let me hit you as hard as I can with this box.
I actually want you to.
I would take that over shoes.
How about one over the other?
I'm going to be digging them from
the trash. No digging either.
Once they're gone, they're gone.
Digging is allowed. You could hit us with a box, but everybody
would still have their shoes.
I would like to keep my shoes.
The chances are you'll keep your shoes.
Nobody's losing.
Whoever beats you gets to decide.
It can't be anything bad.
Yeah.
Okay. It can't be anything bad. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
It can't be anything bad.
It has a deposit.
It could just be a direct transaction to $50.
$50.
$50.
It'd be like, go get me something from Dwayne Reed.
Yeah.
I'm hungry right now.
I'll get my lunch.
Something on that level.
No, no, no.
You got to buy the person a crew neck.
Yeah, I can go for a crew neck.
You have to leave right now.
I love a crew neck.
I'm going to buy the person a crew neck.
All right.
So, Sash, you're up first.
Oh, I have to go first? Wait, there's going to be six crew. I love a crew neck. All right. So, Sash, you're up first. Do I have to go first?
Wait, there's going to be six crew necks, Bob?
Sorry.
No, no, no, no.
So you pick it.
Nobody's getting punished.
Okay.
Play it exactly the same.
If you lose, whoever beats you gets to do it.
Now I'm nervous because I just realized that they're you versus us.
We all have to go around.
Yeah, I don't think I have a topic that I can be on.
All right, I'll do Bob Dylan because I did it.
There's a TJ in this.
Easted. TJ, do you want it? Or Che? Yeah, I don't think I have a topic that I can be on. All right, I'll do Bob Dylan because I did it. There's a TJ in this. He's wasted.
TJ, do you want, or Che?
Che and TJ?
Yeah.
That makes it so it's like there's a very good chance that you could lose.
Oh, yeah, all right, so we'll just do this room.
We'll do this room.
All right.
Are we doing a different topic or are we doing random?
Yeah, yeah, so Bob Dylan what?
I don't know.
Just look up Bob Dylan.
There's a bunch of them.
Do any of them.
You can't do the one you did the other night.
I don't remember which one I did.
Bob Dylan albums?
Sure.
No.
So for this one, I would know zero probably.
Right.
I've never.
Let's do songs by image.
Oh, by image.
I like this. I like this. Oh, by image. I like this.
I like this.
Oh, yeah, because you get choices.
All right.
So, Sass, you go first.
It's only three minutes, though.
Is that too short?
Only 12 questions.
It should be easy to win.
All right, I'll start.
Boy.
All right.
Let's do bottom right.
Oh, okay.
I see it. Okay. Wait, this is. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. bottom right. Oh, okay. I see it.
Okay.
Wait, this is...
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
All right.
This is the easiest thing ever.
Yeah, this is too easy.
You guys are not going to...
I don't know all the titles of the song.
No, no, no.
Now it's you, Roan.
You, Roan.
Like a rolling stone.
You got to pick the stone, though.
You got to go to the image.
All along the...
That's the second row.
That's the watchtower
Come on
Or is it not his song
Yeah it is
Under on
The
Mountain
I'm gonna say cup
This is way too easy
Way too easy
Looks like sass
I get one right
It's something too easy
Keep scrolling
Those shoes would have been in the garbage.
Oh, missing word, Bob Dylan?
Why don't you just do Bob Dylan songs at the top?
Because that was albums in the album.
No, it's songs.
60s.
Okay, do that.
Ooh, 60s.
Oh, God.
There you go.
So now you need to know every single song off every album?
That's insane.
No, you just have to outlast us.
You just have to outlast us.
You just have to outlast us.
Oh, that's tough.
I know four.
All right, I'll go Visions of Johanna.
Ooh, really?
Probably shouldn't have done that.
You should have gone with one.
Yeah.
Oh, it's my favorite song.
Along the Watchtower.
Who wins?
Can you help him with Johanna at all?
I don't know how to spell it.
I know it's on Blonde on Blonde, though.
Uh-oh.
Can we look it up for him?
J-O-H
Uh-oh, Sass.
Maybe A-N-N-A?
What's the word? There you go.
Along the Watchtower.
That's right. Yeah, it's not on any of those albums.
Fine. Fool ass. I've never not on any of those albums Fine Fool ass
I've never listened to any of this shit
Like a Rolling Stone
Laudet
The number one song of all time
Girl from the North Country
Uh oh
That's on there
I know he just knows
That's kind of the only one I can think of.
Oh, double.
I'm just going to correct Rome.
Can we scroll up a little bit so I can see?
All along the Watchtower.
I still don't think it's on any of these albums, man.
That's fine.
Oh, it is.
Well, look at you.
The one I've seen Sass sing a karaoke verbatim.
Hurricane.
What?
Wait, can we scroll up so we can see the top of those albums?
You're out, Nick.
I think I'm out.
Tass, you go.
I'm stumped.
Oh, no.
After five songs?
I'll go...
Yeah, dude, you're on the spot.
You have to get this.
Just get one.
There's 103 songs up there.
You have art all over your apartment.
Stop talking, you're making me fucking nervous.
Oh, you don't know now.
103 songs!
Unlace those shoes, big boy.
They're in the trash.
The problem was Blood on the Tracks isn't on here, which is like my favorite album.
That is a problem.
Big problem.
These are the 60s.
Ah, you guys are stressing me out.
I mean, how many more minutes do you want?
Stop.
Stop.
There's 98 options.
Stop.
13 minutes.
I'll do Peggy Day.
Oh, fuck.
I forget.
What was the last cup of coffee?
I don't know if that's on here either.
No, it should be.
It's one more cup of coffee.
Oh, then I'm out. I'm out. I'll go one more cup of coffee oh i'm out i'll go one more cup of coffee
buddy you don't want your shoes oh oh damn i'm out come on brandon nothing all right i'll pass
you one good win not really that was stressful. Dude, it's scary.
Barone, what are you going to choose?
I guess the Eagles.
Oh.
Okay.
Hotel California.
Something Eagles related.
Hopefully I can outlast you motherfuckers.
I don't think I have a single other topic.
Search like Philadelphia Eagles. Scroll down, yeah.
You're going to have to search for Philadelphia.
Oh.
Starting QBs.
Let's do it. That's pretty good. That starting qb's philip let's do oh that's
pretty good that's pretty good all right let's do it what about any nfl team besides the eagles
that was one of them that's a real that's a real that's a niche all right donovan mcnabb
you're a fucking Eagles fan, Boos.
You spelled his first name wrong.
Maybe just do McNabb.
Yeah, just do McNabb.
Only one C.
Two Bs. Two Bs.
You're almost there.
All right.
Eagles quarterback, Randall Cunningham.
Uh-oh.
He's a Viking.
Since 1999?
Yeah.
1999?
Fuck.
Out.
Yeah, it's out.
Jeff Garcia.
God damn you.
We're on the same team, Dick.
Oh.
Yeah, we're all on the same team.
Oh, I know.
Is it now?
When was this made?
Look at the years.
I know. It goes up to 2000. The made? Look at the years. I know.
It goes up to 2000.
The recent ones.
Wait, it actually goes past.
There you go.
Jalen Hurts is going to be on here.
I can't see the years.
Yeah.
They update this quickly.
Jalen Hurts.
And booze.
For these, you can just type in the last name.
Vic.
Nice.
I'm out. I don't have any. None? No. I was going to do J name. Vic. Nice. I'm out.
I don't have any.
None?
No.
I was going to do Jalen Hurts.
Damn.
Carson Wentz.
I'm out.
Oh.
Nick Foles.
Ooh.
Come on, Brandon.
Oh.
Cobb. Yes. K-O-L-B. Oh. Cobb.
Yes.
K-O-L-B.
Yes.
Sam Bradford.
Oh, yes.
Uh-oh.
Doug Peterson.
Uh-oh.
The D, yeah.
Got it.
Oh, I don't think I have it.
Shit.
Wait. Shit. Wait.
Oh, uh...
Carter Minshew.
Damn.
Wow.
Come on, Brandon.
You're out.
This is tough.
I'm out.
Okay.
Come on, Nick.
Roan, you nervous?
Yeah.
You're out?
Yeah.
All right, so it's me versus Roan.
Come on, big cat.
I don't think I have any more.
Roan.
Does Roan have
a draw?
A draw is a
loss for him,
right?
Yeah.
Is it?
I think so.
He didn't win.
Come on.
Drawed.
How about
Mike McMahon,
MCMAHON.
Right.
Sounds right.
MAHON.
MAHON.
So suspenseful.
I don't think he started any games or played any games.
What about Nate Sudfeld?
Sudfeld.
F-E-L-D?
I think it's F-I-E-L-D.
There's an I in there.
I-E-L-D?
No.
F-E-I-L-D?
The D-T?
It's Sudfeld. The two DD? Oh. Oh. F-E-I-L-D? The D-T? It's.
The two Ds.
I'm out.
You won, Roan.
Okay.
I'm going to do one that's so general knowledge that I'm definitely going to lose.
All right.
Maybe.
Hold on.
Give up.
I want to see the other one.
I want to see that.
A-J-P.
Sanchez.
Sanchez.
Oh.
Coy.
Yeah.
Coy. The young starter for the Eagles? Yeah. He was on the dream team. I don't remember that at all. Yeah. Fuck. AJ Sanchez Sanchez Oh Hoy Yeah Vince Young
Started for the Eagles
Yeah
He was on the dream team
I don't remember that at all
Yeah
Should have gotten
There's a clip right now
Of Julian Edelman
Tackling Vince Young
Yes
Yes
Running around the internet
Yes
Fuck
Alright
Maybe you're gonna kill us
With whatever you're about to do
Nah
I'm not gonna do geography
I'll do
College logos Ooh That's a fun one Brandon Whatever you're about to do. I'm not going to do geography. I'll do college logos.
That's a fun one.
Brandon.
Just perk up.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Dude.
I might need to.
Want to switch?
There you go.
That should be it.
College sports logos.
That one might be really easy.
I don't want to do it.
Yeah.
Give me like a.
No, it's too easy.
All division one?
No, I'll get all. We'll get all. Yeah, that's too it. Yeah. Give me like a. No, let's do this. All division one. I'll get all.
We'll get all.
Yeah, that's too easy.
Yeah.
Go.
Just keep scrolling down.
It might get tough for some people towards the end.
Sports logos too.
They do a hundred tiny logos.
How tiny?
Yeah, but that's not.
Oh, there's corporate.
Oh, those are just regular logos.
Yeah, those are corporate.
Who likes college sports logos three?
See how far they go.
Okay. That's corporate. College Sports Logos 3, see how far they go. Okay.
That's tougher.
We can do the next one. If someone's out,
they're out.
Go ahead.
Penn State.
Louisville.
I don't know any of these.
I might lose this. Can we scroll down a little bit? Is there more at the end. Yeah, I might lose this.
Can we scroll down a little bit?
Is there more at the end?
Yeah, you should be fine.
You should be fine.
You should be totally fine right now.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, Tass is out.
Oh, no, I'm not out.
I got a guess in me.
I'm out.
Guess.
You're out.
Go with, like, the, I don't know, the Wildcats.
Oh, it needs to be a school? Yeah. Oh of out. Guess. You're out. Go with, like, the, I don't know, the Wildcats. Oh, it needs to be a school?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
The dogs.
We're out of minutes here.
It's a Wildcat universe.
Should we pause it so we don't run out?
He needs to be out.
He's out.
No, no, let's do...
35 seconds.
You're out.
Virginia.
Okay, you're out.
You're out.
Okay.
Fresno State.
I didn't go to college.
Toledo.
Kansas.
Maryland.
Colorado.
UConn.
Vanderbilt.
Good one.
It's a tough one to spell, though.
ILT.
Minnesota. Yeah, though. ILT. Minnesota.
Yeah, I'm losing this.
South Florida.
NC State.
USF.
Wait, you just skipped us.
No, no, no.
He said.
Oh, so LSU.
I believe that's Western Michigan.
Western Michigan.
He's trying to take cheat codes.
Me?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I might be out.
Is that Nevada?
Yeah, you got it.
Iowa State.
Ball State. Ball State.
Boston College.
Where's that?
Troy.
New Mexico State.
Is that the...
No.
Northern Illinois?
Yeah. Will I go?
Oh, shit. It's KB.
Oh, fuck.
Is that...
Is that...
Washington? Yeah.
Northern Illinois.
Arkansas State.
Bowling Green.
Bowling.
Oh, fuck.
Is it one more?
Yep.
Oh, the top right.
I think that might be Missouri State.
Uh-oh.
Probably not.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I'm out.
Shit.
Is it UAB?
Is that Cornell?
Hold on.
We're still going.
Someone's got to get it.
UAB.
No?
I think that is San Diego State at the bottom.
Whoa.
Alternate logo?
Yeah.
Wow.
Damn.
Bruneck, we spin the wheel for you.
Is that Montana?
I think that's UCLA maybe.
Is it Maine?
Nah.
Montana State?
I think it's UCLA.
Top, right?
Is it alternate for UCLA?
Yeah.
Bang.
Wow.
Nailed it.
So I won.
So Kyle, you have to bat flip. You have to bat flip. Oh, no, no, bang. Nailed it. So I won.
You have to bat flip.
You have to bat flip with Brandon's bat.
No, I won't do that. You have to.
You have to.
He respects my property.
He's not going to do it.
If he respected it, he really wouldn't have lost like that.
That wasn't on the table.
I don't.
Okay, I'll go logos again. Do you want me to hit you with the box? No. Hit him with the box. Hit him on the table. I don't. Okay, I'll go logos again.
Do you want me to hit you with the box?
No.
Yeah, hit him with the box.
Hit him with the box.
Hit me hard.
You want sports logos?
What kind of logos?
Sports logos.
Same thing.
I feel confident.
Actually, no.
Do all the professional sports teams.
Oh.
Jesus, that sounded painful.
It's true.
It was a box.
Sorry, Kyle.
What are you doing?
All the professional sports teams.
You were good at that
Yeah
This should take a while
Oh professional
I think we'll know
Logos
No no no
It's too easy
It's blacked out though
It's blacked out
This is really really hard
It's not
It's pretty easy
Alright you can go college logos again
Just do a different
No no no
You gotta do your thing
Do your thing
I didn't know all those
College logos is fun
If you put in Big Four Sports
It should come up with Big Four Sports team.
We know all of those.
That would take way too long.
Maybe not.
When you get down to it, you forget teams.
Keeping track.
Okay.
It's really hard to remember all the teams.
Let's do it.
Let's do a timer on it so you get 10 seconds because otherwise.
If it's going to be all, we have to guess the one it's on.
Not logos, right?
Not logos.
Just teams. Just you list the teams. Not logos, right? Not logos, just teams.
You list the teams.
Yeah, just go down.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and you eventually get to a point where you're like,
I don't remember all the teams. If you go down far enough, you'll probably just see one for all of them.
Big Four Sports Team.
Division Blitz.
Try typing in name if they're good with team names name the united states big four
sports was down there the big four sports team name all the big fours
there it is yep oh yeah oh yeah this is fun all right This is fun. All right. This is fun. Holy shit. Okay. Here we go.
Oakland A's.
We got to go quick.
Red Sox.
Yankees.
Oh, it took Reds.
Oh, shit.
OKB.
Knox.
Oh, you dickhead.
I'm doing Eagles.
Knox.
Eagles.
Go, Seth. I don't think they did Eagles yet. L Eagles. Knox. Eagles. Go, Seth.
I don't think they did Eagles yet.
Lakers.
Ooh.
Cubs.
Up there.
Eat.
Steelers.
Can you add time?
Mariners.
We should be able to do this.
I don't know.
Rockies.
Celtics. It gets tough. Rockies. Celtics.
It gets tough.
Diamondbacks.
Red Sox.
You already did Red Sox.
Oh!
Oh, it didn't take it.
I told y'all what happened.
Okay, you're right.
Fox.
Lions.
Kraken.
Why?
Nice.
Padres.
Bills.
Nice.
Bears.
White Sox.
Coyotes.
Trailblazers.
Browns.
Bruins.
Blackhawks.
Giants.
Magic.
Kings.
Double.
Hawks.
Oilers. Nice. Bulls. double hawks oilers bulls
orphans
so funny to hear this
in the podcast
jazz
falcons
maple leaves
jets nets Maple Leafs Jets
Nets
Penguins
Penguins
49ers
Bengals
Bucs
Tampa Bay Bucs
Buccaneers.
Grizzlies.
It's going to get good.
Rams.
Sharks.
The Mets.
The Mets.
Giants.
Oh, he's out.
Out.
So that's it? Yeah. I mean, that's insane. Why? I said Giants already. Yeah, Giants is up's out Out So that's it
Yeah
I mean that's insane
Why
I said Giants already
Yeah Giants is up there
Alright
That's how it's gonna eliminate people
Giants is up there twice
I know it just seems crazy
That like
I can't even
That's how we're gonna eliminate people
I can't even fucking see it
You'll repeat it
Vikings
Broncos
Packers
Can't wait for you to get out Brandon Angels You're the one that did it Saints Broncos. Packers.
Can't wait for you to get out, Brandon.
Angels.
You're the one that did it.
Saints.
Seahawks.
Sorry, I forgot the sass out.
Patriots.
Texans.
Clippers.
Nuggets.
Rockets.
Rangers.
Cowboys.
Dodgers.
Yeah, it's too much pressure.
Commanders.
Pelicans.
Lightning.
Timberwolves.
Suns.
Islanders. Devils
Rays
That's a lot of pressure
Holy shit
Yeah
Hornets
Oh fuck
I did not
Spurs
Flyers
Brewers
I can't see any
Tampa Bay Rays
That's already You typed the wrong thing.
Blues.
You're a hack.
He's so mad.
Flames.
Oh, they're resuming in now?
Oh, shit.
Chargers.
Jets.
Winnipeg.
Party.
Throw it up there.
Fuck. I'll do it with theg. This is tape. Party's out. They're up there. Fuck.
I'll be with the Bucs.
Florida Panthers.
Damn it.
CSAS?
I just route like a man.
Because you got to go for 15 more minutes.
15 minutes.
This quiz is only 12 minutes long.
Canadian.
Colts.
I should have realized.
I picked the Jets.
The other Jets.
Oh, it's me now?
Yeah.
Predators.
Hey.
This is going to get intense.
Hurricane.
Zuh.
Blue Jays.
Yeah.
Jaguars. Yeah. Jaguars.
Yeah.
The Orioles.
Avalanche.
Me?
Yeah.
The Wild.
Kansas City Chiefs.
The St. Louis Cardinals. Kansas City Chiefs.
The St. Louis Cardinals.
The Cavaliers.
The Stars. The Stars.
Five.
Four. Three. Who is it? Throne. Four.
Three.
Who is it?
It's Roan.
Two.
I blanked.
One.
Roan's out.
I blanked.
It gets hard.
Really hard.
Can't wait for Brandon to lose.
Where are we at?
Where are we at?
Give him a countdown, TJ, when he gets close.
And he's got to be close.
He's close.
You're getting there.
You're getting there. You're getting there.
Pacers.
Oh, what a pull.
Pistons.
Mavericks.
Oh, I'm rooting.
It's me now?
Yeah.
You know who it is.
Eight, seven, six.
Wins.
That would be it for me. 8, 7, 6 wins this is the
Seattle
Seahawks
done
KB come on
Astros
get em Kyle
Thunder
fuck
Royals get em Kyle Kyle. Thunder. Fuck.
Royals.
Get him, Kyle.
Five.
No, not five.
Four.
Not five.
Three.
I hear a five.
Five. The Phillies.
Four.
God damn it.
Oh, no.
He's good. He's got time. Count him down. Five. He's good.
He's got time.
Count him down.
Five, four, three, two, five.
Washington Wizards.
Wow.
Wow.
Washington Boy P.
Five, four.
Washington Nationals.
Fucking A.
Capitals.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Oh, God.
Run on Washington.
K.P. Run on Washington. Seconditals. Woo-hoo-hoo. Oh, God. Run on Washington. KP.
Run on Washington. Second win.
Five, four, three, two, one.
There's nothing.
Ah.
This is hard.
I won.
Yeah, I can't stop.
You're trash.
Trash.
You said Giants.
You're trash.
You got Knicks. Ohash. You got Knicks.
Oh, we forgot the Knicks.
Vegas Golden Knights.
Forgettable team.
Ravens.
Oh.
We forgot the 76ers.
Ha.
Those are the fun ones where you just have to like.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of things that are a lot.
I didn't have fun.
Too much pressure. Two logos again. Oh. I didn't have fun. There was pressure.
Do logos again.
Oh.
Why?
Because I beat your ass?
No.
I did beat your ass.
Enter continental champion.
Oh, come on.
Do something fun like I just did.
No.
Don't get hit with a box.
Boxes hurt.
Nick, we really need you here.
I've been faking the whole time.
Fuck. Fuck.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I think you just got to name wrestlers, right?
Yeah.
You just got to name wrestlers.
Let's go, boys.
That's kind of all you got to do.
Yeah.
All right.
Starts with me?
Yeah.
Pat Patterson.
That was stupid.
You're such a douchebag.
You can't help yourself.
Even strategically, you have to impress people. That was stupid. You're such a douchebag. You can't help yourself. Even strategically, you have to impress people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that about you, though.
Triple H.
Stone Cold.
You're going in order, aren't you, dickhead?
Just do names.
Austin.
Have you done this before?
No, I'm just telling him.
A lot of these are long names.
You can just type last names probably.
Jericho.
C-H-O.
Whoa.
Jesus.
How much?
John Cena.
Never won.
Undertaker.
I'm going to fucking kill myself. How do you not know that? Undertaker I'm gonna fucking kill myself
How do you not know that
Undertaker didn't win either
I thought he did
Morales
M-O-R-A-L-E-S
He's the second one
You are going in order
Roman Reigns
No? Maybe second one uh you're going in order the worst uh roman reigns no maybe
kurt angle
yeah
no ellie so the rock
oh it's me now savage
uh hulk hogan no i don't think so wow fuck hey he bypassed it all right kb uh goldberg All right, KB. Goldberg. You hurt people.
All right, you're out.
You're on.
You happy with yourself, Brandon?
Kinda.
Owen Hart.
Did one that was thrilling.
Okay, Hart.
Bret Hart.
One T on the Bret.
It's right. Razor Ramon.
The Mountie.
IE.
IE.
The Miz. I-E. I-E. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah.
The Miz.
Ooh.
HBK.
Val Venus.
Well, there's a lot of problems there.
Space?
No, not Valve.
Valve Venus.
Was Venus visible yesterday in the sky?
Was?
I got a picture of the moon yesterday. Steamboat.
It was crazy.
Steamboat.
There was a big star planet underneath it.
Rey Mysterio.
Can you maybe...
R-E-Y.
Maybe...
Simplify the name.
Ultimate Warrior.
How'd The Undertaker never win?
I passed it.
Mick Foley.
I don't think he did.
Type in mankind.
Mankind.
I don't think he did ever want it.
I think that's it.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, he tried to cheat.
I got one.
I got one.
That didn't fill in.
Yep.
Yep.
Keep going. Rick Rude. Tried to cheat. That didn't fill in. Mick Foley. He tried to cheat. I got one. I got one. That didn't fill in. Yep. Yep. Keep going.
Rick Rude.
Tried to cheat.
That didn't fill in.
Mick Foley.
He tried to cheat.
I think it filled in Ken Shamrock.
Yes.
And Honky Tonk, man.
Honky Tonk.
That's not right.
Edge.
We're wrong.
Good job, Roan.
Edge.
There we go, Roan.
There we go, Roan.
Mr. Perfect.
Christian.
Greg Valentine.
I don't know why we're braiding the fuck up.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Goldust.
Damn it.
Santana.
That was one. That was technically the Santana. That was one?
That was technically the Santana.
You got it wrong.
Stop.
Stop.
Carlito.
That's bullshit.
Piper.
Nope.
Yeah, that's right.
Not on there.
Not on there.
Fuck. Who's the guy with the fucking red hair shamus yep good one uh ea ea ea mus
no s e a he's right that that was the u.s
oh he's ain't on there no he's ain't on there? No He's ain't on there
Alright, you happy with yourself Brandon?
You gotta win
I am
Could I just finish the whole thing?
No
God no
Do something we can all do
Zack Ryder
Kevin Owens
What the hell
AJ Styles
We're all sitting
Let's find tiny logos
Oh yeah
Okay
You're allowed to lean and squint unless you're Kyle
You're too close
Rowan, you're allowed to squint Tass You're the first one You're allowed to lean and squint unless you're Kyle. You're too close.
Rowan, you're allowed to squint.
Tass? You're the first one that's allowed to lean.
Tass, if you get out in the first round, don't get upset.
Everybody back here can lean.
I'm going to get upset.
Yeah.
I know you are.
Ass still.
Ass on chair.
Okay.
All right.
That?
Okay.
So how far?
Ass on chair.
Ass on chair.
You're allowed to do one arm on your thigh.
Okay.
Okay. Here we go. This is perfect. All right. Nick, you're up first. All right. Okay. Ass on chair. You're allowed to do one arm on your thigh. Okay. Okay, here we go.
This is perfect.
All right, Nick, you're up first.
All right.
Okay, yeah, sure.
We ready?
Oh, practice mode?
Oh, nice.
Sick.
That's beautiful.
We have unlimited time.
All right, let's go.
Yep.
Left G.
Starbucks.
Nope.
Kyle, you're getting close to a lean, my friend.
Chanel. Oh, boy. Oh close to a lean, my friend. Chanel.
Oh, boy.
Oh, hell yeah.
Honda.
Gay.
Super gay.
Sass.
Twitter.
Yankees.
Attaboy, big cat.
CBS.
Volkswagen.
Oh, this is fun.
I think if I open my eyes wide enough, I can see.
Yeah, you're absorbing it in.
Me?
Yeah.
Louis V.
Shit.
V-U.
I know how to spell it.
V-U-I.
Two T's away.
Polo.
See you, Dana.
Apple.
Nike.
Target.
Nope.
Stop.
BP.
Stop.
NBC.
Guinness.
McDonald's.
Who wins?
McDonald's.
Kyle, what's going on with the back?
Keep it against the wall.
Tasters.
I'm cheating.
I'm sorry.
Pepsi.
Xerox.
X. X-E-R-O-X. Xerox X
X-E-R-O-X
Red Cross
How'd you know that's what it was?
Could have been Essentia Water, but
Could have been Swiss
Walmart
How'd a boy run?
Good one
That's a damn good one
T-Mobile
Maybe a space.
It's an I as well.
Firefox.
Batman.
Lame. Superman.
Rollie.
Rolex, yeah, with one L
Red Bull
AT&T
Taco Bell
Stanford
AFC Lacoste stanford afc
lacoste
he's just picking them off the lakers
pinterest
pinterest
that's definitely pinterest right it is yeah interest yahoo
oh see i'm getting blurry now i'm losing it waste management
well there's a lot of where do we begin
uh let's go with Rolling Stones.
USPS.
Nobody's out.
Manchester United.
We can't repeat because...
Oh, that guy just gave me two.
Man, you and...
It's all right.
Wait, what happened?
Oh, he's fine.
LG.
Adidas.
Now it's getting tense.
You guys got a couple in the back pocket that you're hoping not to.
You have to.
Facebook.
I might be getting hit with a box.
Sporkle.
Damn. Internet Explorer. Just saved that one. Sporkle. Damn.
Internet Explorer.
Just saved that one.
Sucking their own dick.
They're throwing it up there with the goats.
Where we at?
Kyle.
Kyle?
No.
He just went.
He just went.
Oh, Roan.
Trying to buy time, bro?
This is such a disadvantage for us over here.
Shell.
Shell. Shell.
Let's go Hertz.
That's not Hertz?
Oh, no! Sass out again!
What is that? Holiday Inn?
Toyota.
Oh, Sass out again what is that holiday in toyota oh sass hurt out again i have so many i had so many in the bank oh boy fuck oh my god texaco
texaco hey actually is like that's that is the worst thing that will happen to me today.
Why did you do that?
Maybe this week.
That's the worst thing that will happen to me.
Why did you do that?
Mitsubishi.
Why did you do that?
Oh, my TSU.
Yeah.
Rockstar.
Prudential.
Oh, it's not even close to her.
Wikipedia.
Playboy.
Sicko.
I got the second.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
What a dumbass.
Bacardi.
Bacardi.
Anyone needs like a lifeline or anything?
Love to hop back in the mix here.
Chevron.
Nice.
Uh-oh.
I just want to be.
John Deere.
How did I miss that?
GE.
How'd you know?
Comcast.
Good one.
Thanks, man.
Little Caesars.
Damn good one.
Real Little Caesars.
SAE.
No.
SAE.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You were wrong.
It wasn't SAE.
There's never an SAE in there. I see it. Hew You were wrong. It wasn't S-A-E. There's never an S-A-E in there.
I see it.
Hewlett Packard.
Ooh, I was going to go with that, Roan.
You fucking.
Maybe just HP.
These are getting hard to see.
HP in the logo of HP.
You asshole.
Liverpool.
I got one in the bank still, and that's it.
Sprint.
Doesn't matter because you're out.
It matters.
I'm still playing mentally.
All right. Yeah, I have to figure out how I want to go.
Just went.
I got it.
Anheuser-Busch.
Yep, good one.
BUS.
I don't think there's a knee.
Anheuser-Busch.
Nicky.
It's still up a little.
Oh, Nicky.
Oh, he has to.
One in.
H-E-U- H-E-U.
S-E-R.
This is getting tough.
This is getting tough.
He's lean.
Look at him.
Who's up?
One lean.
Who's up?
Dreamworks.
American Airlines.
Oh, damn.
I was going to go with that. I don't know if you need Oh, damn.
I was going to go with that.
I don't know if you need anything, man.
I'm good.
General Mills.
All right, I might be out.
Dickies.
I wish I could lean more. That's not Dickies.
I-E-S.
I-E-S.
I think you already did it.
You're out.
All right.
Dove.
Three, four.
Holiday Inn.
God damn it.
Chevy.
Oh, that was going to be me, Roan.
Zillow.
That's a lean.
Zillow.
I thought you were.
Oh, no.
You're still in.
Yeah, I'm still in.
Not you bro
Come on now
You were out first
No need to be taking cheap shots
You in still Big Cat?
Yeah I just went
I went solo
Unilever
Fuck
Oh I got one
Is that
Is that Green Hornet?
Files out
Files out
Alright me, Ronan, Nick
WWF
Yep
Yeah I thought it was Panda Express
That's why I didn't want to say it
Adobe
Green Lantern
Well yeah that's what I'm going to say
Green Lantern
Surrounded by sore sores
No I just thought I was so stupid
That it wasn't even a superhero
No No, I just thought I was so stupid that it wasn't even a superhero. No. Why not?
Australian Airways?
Mm-hmm.
I think.
I think I have two shots at this next one. I think I have two shots.
I have a couple left here.
I think I have two shots at this next one.
You're not.
All right, me and Nick.
Penguin.
Yeah.
There's two penguins.
Nice.
Mine?
Yeah.
MSN.
Oh, no.
Fuck.
It's up to me now.
Shit, shit, shit.
Shit.
Got it.
Shit.
I have four left.
Five.
Five left? Six. I'm fucked. shit got it shit four left five five left six fucked uh is that facetime oh i got a bunch
skype is that skype i know i gotta lock it in i'll lock in linux l-i-U-X. Damn, good job, Nick. That was fun. Zoom, right?
So they're still left
up there that I can see. We have Crown Royal.
Jamba Juice.
Is that S? Is that something?
See if you can get them all. Yamaha. Oh,
AIG. ING,
right? It's ING. ING's the lion,
right? Yeah, I thought it was AIG. Is that Whataburger?
I don't see.
I don't know where I'm looking right now.
Oh, the Wonder Woman?
I think the London Underground logo is up there.
Next to Liverpool?
What's the one with the kangaroo thing?
I thought that was Australian Air.
Qantas...
What's the wing?
What is that?
Is that Wonder Woman? I think it's Q-A-N-? What is it? It's Wonder Woman.
Is that Wonder Woman?
I think it's Q-A-N. No, U.
No, U.
Is that London Underground?
Nice.
Yeah.
Jamba Juice.
Where's Jamba Juice?
What's Jamba?
Under Hilton.
Can you type in Whataburger for me?
Is the S Santander?
Never.
Oh, yeah.
I bet you it is.
What's the coffee one or the tea one?
What?
W-H-A-T-A-B-U-R-G-E-R.
I don't think it is Santander.
Is that Toblerone?
That might be...
To the right of A, C, and D.
You know what?
Just never mind.
Subaru?
No.
It's really hard.
Just check out what they are.
Just check.
Just click it.
Click fix. Fuck. Just do the. Just check out what they are. Just check. Just click it. Click fix.
Fuck.
Just do the...
Show us the answers.
Volvo?
Show us the answers.
All right.
Wonder Woman.
It was Wonder Woman.
Toblerone.
Zuki.
That's Volvo?
Corona was the...
Oh, Nirvana.
I should have...
Oh, I thought that was Crown Royal, but thank God I went with Linux.
Suzuki.
I fucking knew that.
Habitat for Humanity.
What is that? That was fun, Nick. That was a blast. Suzuki. I fucking knew that. Appetite for Humanity. What is that?
That was fun, Nick.
Thank you.
That was a blast.
That was a fucking blast.
Volvo?
All right.
A couple more.
He's got a text from Fasoli.
Call me for phone a friend if you need it for Yak mini logos.
I have one.
I'm sure.
I bet you he did.
God, I miss him
Hell yes
I kind of want to do
college logos again
I swear I can't
Maybe just like the
classic ones
You've got to
redeem yourself
It's a tight recording
window today
We have people
Yeah alright
Let's end the show
Wait we've got to spin it
Spin the wheel Let's end the show. Wait, we got to spin it.
Spin the wheel.
Let's spin the wheel.
So.
Oh, wheel.
The power just go out?
Yeah.
Nice. Hopefully the internet didn't go on
Alright good show
Maybe we should be done with Sparkle
Hell no
I think we
What?
Sass
I love it
Why do you like playing it?
You're so bad at it
It's fun
You're bad
It doesn't matter
I enjoy it
It's not supposed to be fun
It is fun
I have to admit it is fun.
I have the app on my phone.
I'm going to be studying all night.
Oh, shit.
Will Compton's on Matt and Shane today.
Oh, shit.
All right.
See you tomorrow.
All right.
See you guys all tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
See you guys tomorrow. That's time to talk shop and do a Yankees love is the act Is the act