The Yak - Tensions SKYROCKET Over the Pop Tart Movie | The Yak 5-9-24

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

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Promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q's is full of hoodies, joggers, shorts. Are those things loud? I don't think so. I don't hear them. They were onips, poles, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Are those things loud? I don't think so. I don't hear them. They were on yesterday, right? I don't think so.

Hmm. Che Guevara might be a bad guy. Yeah. No, no, no. There's no mine. He's a bad guy. Yeah, I read. I read it.

Bad guy. I looked that one up. But, like, the thing is, we're dumb. Yeah. Very dumb. Also, you did your own research. I did my one up. But the thing is, we're dumb. Yeah. Very dumb. You did your own research. I did my own research. We went on record as saying, who cares? Right.

That's true. That's true. Who cares? Who cares? Yeah. Who are we to take a high ground? I really feel. I mean, I've been on a nice little two-week stretch where I'm starting to ask myself,

like, am I just a dumb guy? You've been brave yeah yeah mook you should be suspended right now we can get to you um from this show yeah from life from trust me I've been thinking about that for a while mook missed from your toenail wake up mincey I did but you got tattled on yeah he cc'd the yak he tagged the what happened you he the so we have this guy mincey okay he's one of the most reliable guys we got right yeah he's dependable whenever you need him somewhere he's there doing this again brandon this is this one is kind of tongue-in-cheek okay Okay. This is called sarcasm, Brandon.

Brandon, I'm opening right now. Sarcasm. Yeah, we're all fluent in it. Yeah. Sarcasm much? I wasn't talking about your general tone or the words you were saying. I was just meaning the subject. No, Mook missed Wake Up Mincy this one.

Okay. I did. But yeah, it was very funny. I'm sure he had a lot of things prepped for you, too. Way to end that, Brandon. Never mind. What do you mean? I was going to do the whole, like, oh, he's so dependable.

Why could you ever have someone cancel on him? Right. But yeah, Mincy being like, I can't believe Mook didn't show up. It's like, dude, you don't show up to anything. But then Mincy went home sick, right? He went home right away. Yeah. Right after.

Well, he did have to work a lot this week. And we could do it tomorrow, but there's no show. There's no wake up Mincy. There's no wake up Mincy, yeah. You have to wait a few weeks now to go back home. But I'll say this. I woke up today, 7.20 a.m. for an 8.20 call time. He gave me a time slot to show up.

He said, I'm going to cook with Billy for a little bit. Then we'll tag you in. 745, I'm calling Ubers for my apartment. How could you? One, they're 45 bucks during peak rush hour. I was like, I'll eat it. I don't care. I was calling Uber Blacks.

I was calling everything. Got canceled on like five times. Damn. And there was a whole pajama situation. Actually, now that you've explained it all, I actually think it's Mincy's fault. He should, for guests, he should give. Uber Black. Yeah, he should have a car pick you up.

Like, you think if you go on Kimmel, they're making the guests go get an Uber? Exactly. You know, Titus would know. Bendo is out. No, yeah, no. Oh, yeah. Have you been on Kimmel? But you missing this kind of turned into me appearing on Thursday.

Oh, no. I thought you knew that. How? It's always just a, well. Have you been on Kimmel? But you missing this kind of turned into me appearing on Thursday. Oh, no. I thought you knew that. How? It's always just, well, it was tweeted. What goes on on that program? It was all good. I wouldn't know. Did he tell you that?

Can we get? No, we forget. Is there clips? Does anyone post clips? You muted me. I've been on. He basically just asks you to tell your life story. I like to do, what I like to do is watch Wake Up Mincy by scrolling through the video and see how much of the video, if you go fast, is just the cameras on Mincy versus the other

person. Yeah. Because it's usually like a 90% to 10%. So that means that he's talking. Like if you just scroll, you can just do the Billy interview. You just scroll through it. It's just stuck on. Well, he does have to stand up and manually move the cameras when he has a guest come on.

That's true. I'm going to say it. It might be controversial. I miss the old Wake Up Mincy. I just think it was. The old one. The racist version? At its peak.

Uncensored. Yeah. Raw. Raw. He was doing it for the love of the game. He's kind of sold out a little bit. Mincy Raw. Yeah. How we He was doing it for the love of the game. He just kind of sold out a little bit. Mincy Raw. Yeah.

How we all want it. I had one other thing that we have to discuss. I watched Unfrosted. Same. Same. I knew you guys did. Okay, so do we want to – I feel like I know –

I watched 13. I know exactly what happened without watching. Okay. This is going to hurt me to say. I'm closer to Stephen Che than I am to Jeff. Whoa. I didn't expect that. Now, I'm not at 9.2, but I'm at like a 5 out of 10. They're both wrong.

A 5 out of 10 is closer to Stephen Che. That's such a safe thing to say. Zero and nine are wrong. Right. So it's a five? He's being stupid saying 9.2, and Jeff's being stupid saying zero. He's closer. I would go like- I would say all three of you are kind of pussyfooting.

Yeah, I think everybody's- I go three and a half. I go three and a half. There are moments, but most of it is garbage. It's a Netflix movie that's made to be super cheesy and dumb. Is it like in the same vein as like an Adam Sandler? Yes. Yes.

So if you go into it with that perspective, there in no world could be a zero. Like Billy Madison? No, the Netflix one. What was it, like Hubie Halloween or something? But even dumb movies have, if they've got that quality of writer and comedian, they're going to have really good jokes somewhere in there. This one doesn't. Have you watched some of those I've not watched a Hubie Halloween, no.

You watched the whole thing, Big Cat? I have 10 minutes left. Oh my god. I would say if I was like 12 watching it, I think I would think it was neat. But you're an adult. It was bright and colorful and there's goofy dumb jokes. But what value did it bring to you but you're an adult so bright and colorful and there's dumb cheesy dumb jokes yeah but what value did it bring to you as a you're a zero so how is it a five

because it's when you watch these movies that are direct like if if all right if i had paid money and went to a movie theater watch it i would be like that was a two out of ten but when you turn on some of these movies that are on the streaming apps you know that it's like all right i want something to just kind of ignore and have on in the background for an hour and a half that should be a two no that's a two then as a no but i knew but you're getting nothing out of it you're going in you have to enter the right you have to enter with the right mind you made the right going in so you're i think your rating should be a scale. What's the minimum you think this movie could be? The minimum this could have been

is a two and the maximum it could have ever been is a six. Okay. You're a two to six. Right. That's how,

that's how I'm going to predict it. You said if you saw it in a theater it would be a two. Right, because I would have been pissed. It's a two. No, because,

no, oh, you don't think there's a difference? He never had that. No, obviously. When did your mood ascend during this?

You're judging, I like Bill Burr as JFK. You're judging the movie. You're not judging the experience. Bill Burr as JFK. I thought it was funny. I like that part. I saw kids in a dumpster, and I was like, all right.

Oh, Titus. Yeah, the kids were kind of funny, too. Oh, no. That was Steven's favorite part. Oh, they got funnier. Oh, no. Not my favorite part, but those were good characters in the movie. Oh, no.

You guys took- They made me turn it off. I was like, this kid's getting sucked. I thought Quaker Oats guy was funny. oh no not my favorite part but those those were good characters in the movie oh no you guys that's they made me turn it off i was like this guy's guy was funny are you grandma's holes wait you guys don't think though that like going to a movie versus watching a movie at home you judge it a little bit different i don't oh that's that's absurd brandon that's crazy if no i'm going to the theater's an experience i think when think when I sit down to watch a movie, no matter how I watch it, I'm judging the movie. I'm not judging my experience. I agree with you, Brandon. I think that's a bit crazy.

It's a different experience. You're judging purely the movie. I'm judging the quality of what they made. These movies are a different genre now. They're made for streaming and they're made to not be like the peak of these streaming movies is not a 10 this was a big release no it wasn't i didn't know it was coming out they put a lot you're meant to be scrolling your phone yes they didn't jerry seinfeld just did you see who's in the movie so

what makes this a good movie is that you can scroll your phone and take a nap during it yeah this is a movie like a horrible movie no two you can scroll your phone and take a nap during it. Yeah. This is a movie that's a horrible movie. No. It's a two. You said if I went to the theater, it's a two. It's just different types of movies. Correct. Like you've liked McDonald's, but you've also liked Surf and Turf.

Correct. Unmeal, not the podcast. Unfrosted is a movie that you fuck to. You bring a girl over and you watch that movie. I don't think that's true. I think it's a fuck movie. It's a movie you ignore is what you're saying. Yes. Yeah. I don't know. I judge. I think it's a fuck movie. It's a movie you ignore is what you're saying. Yes.

I don't know. I judge. The Adam Sandler thing is spot on. It's a big ensemble cast that's made for streaming that it's like I'm not going in to be like, man, this movie is going to change me. I'm going to be thinking about this movie for a long time. You go in being like, ah, what the fuck? Scrolling through Netflix on a Friday night being like, ah, fuck the fuck's scrolling through Netflix on a Friday night

being like, ah, fuck it, we'll watch this. I want to do this for a living. I want to make movies like that then. Yeah. If you sit on success when you're like, my goal in making this movie is to make total horse shit that no one wants to actually watch and we just sleep during it. No, that's not exactly right. Why is anybody making any other movie if there's an audience for this stuff?

It wasn't, I don't want to watch this. You have to make it good enough that somebody will be like, kept you engaged. It was cheesy. It was stupid. So would you recommend to me, go home and wash or go home and lay in my bed and think about New Plattson? Everything you're saying is what I believe as well.

We're just coming to very different conclusions. You're like, it was bad. It was cheesy. I stopped watching. I don like, it was bad. It was cheesy. I stopped watching. I don't think it was bad. I think there's a time and a place for this. You have to be in a mood to watch Oppenheimer. You have to be in a mood to watch Hot Rod.

But you're not judging the movie at that point. Is it better than a random Rockies baseball game? Did I bet on it? No, you didn't bet on it. Then yes. It is. game did i bet on it no you didn't bet on it then yes it is okay wow so there is like if you said you want to watch uh the rockies versus the diamondbacks but you didn't bet on it i would take unfrosted if you said i bet on it i would take yeah i like this i like this way

of yeah it's a good scale yeah that is the rocky diamondback line all right that's a great that's a great way to frame it. What did Stanko say about it? That's who I trust. Yeah, we need to check that. Stanko Stance. If I'm going to the theater or I'm sitting at home, as soon as the previews stop, as soon as everything stops, I'm just judging the movie that I'm watching.

No matter where I'm at. What about the new Twister movie? The theater has a higher standard. Stephen was very wrong. But my point, more than anything, is that movie can't be a zero because i know what that movie is supposed to be i didn't go in with any expectation that doesn't you're not part of the movie that doesn't really those type of movies they're not trying to make a great movie that's okay there's other movies that are not trying to make a great movie and

they fucking suck and i don't I think it was better than that. Say that. What's the worst movie you guys have seen? It was better than a Tacky Hallmark movie by far. It's better than Sharknado. Miscue. It's better than Miscue?

Way better. This was Schindler's List compared to Miscue. I guess I kind of lean closer to Stephen than I do to Jeff D. Lowe. But Stephen's also insane. Oh, he is. 9.2 is crazy. I think zero is more insane than 9.2. They're both crazy.

It was very four out of ten. Thank you, TJ. So it was like right around, yes. I laughed multiple times. I wanted to kill myself during it multiple times. Jeff Lowe's saying Steven was in engagement baiting while also giving it a

zero out of a hundred. Yeah, that's a good point. Would you ever watch it again? That was funny. Well, I have to finish it first. There's a lot of great movies I wouldn't watch. No, I would never watch Saving Private Ryan again A rewatchable movie?

That's crazy It's an incredible movie I just can't watch it again It's too much I think a rewatchable movie has to be You can't start a rewatchable movie if it's not like a 7.5 I think dumb movies are more rewatchable than serious movies Well, I also like dumb movies

Like a 10 out of 10 perfect movie is like Bloodsport to me. Okay. Yeah. I've watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall like a hundred times, but I've only rewatched Dark Knight probably. And which do you like more?

Different movies. There we go. Different movies. Yeah, okay. Wow. Damn. You got to watch some of these Adam Sandler movies and you'll understand the genre

that I'm talking about. I'm not ever watching an Adam Sandler movie again. Whoa. What? Uncut Gems? I don't really like Adam Sandler movies therefore I'm not going to watch them. Don't say therefore. Like even the old ones? The one he did with Jennifer Aniston. I enjoyed

that one. It was straight to Netflix. Was that man-made? What? Like they I don't know which is naturally occur yeah I just I think this is just a new it's like in the

last five years this is just a new genre that needs to be judged differently where it's like we know this movie isn't good enough to go to the theaters but it's good enough I want to I want to make those movies yeah how do we do this? I think you get paid a lot. I think you have to make the best sitcom of all time first.

That's now. Now get him on this one. Yes. Stephen could not have been more wrong about the Seinfeld humor part. You're way off. That's not Seinfeld humor at all. It had he had the B movie tone. He talked and everything.

Nowhere near Seinfeld as a sitcom. Are you talking about quality of jokes or types of jokes? Types and quality. All of it. All of it. Nothing in that is Seinfeld-ish. Brandon sent a clip on our group text that was like not Seinfeld-ish. The same exact

dictation, same exact body language like that is Seinfeld. Maybe you don't like dictation, same exact body language. That is Seinfeld. Maybe you don't like the joke. No. That wasn't even close to a Seinfeld. What are the hallmarks of a Seinfeld? I'm talking about the sitcom now, not the man. A Seinfeld joke.

Quick, witty, not too serious. Generally a storyline. Sometimes he'll elevate his pitch or say words very quickly to elevate the funny. You're just saying Seinfeld. You're saying Seinfeld. The way he talked was very Seinfeld. He's saying that Jerry Seinfeld was in the scene. He looked like Seinfeld.

For sure. As a huge fan of the TV show, it was very similar. That type of style. I'm not saying the jokes hit exactly the same. It wasn't at all. Steven, if I had to ask you the greatest joke from Seinfeld, the one joke that you go back to right in your head right now, what would you say? And you want to be my latex salesman.

George in his underwear on the floor. And you don't understand how that is different than. Also, Seinfeld is Larry David. Seinfeld's more Larry David than it is Seinfeld. It's okay. So then these jokes are very Larry David to me. No, no, no, no, no. That actually is the most wrong.

That's way wrong. That's the most wrong thing. I retract that statement because I haven't. That is the most wrong thing that's ever been said. I retract that statement because I haven't That is the most wrong thing that's ever been said. I retract that statement because I haven't watched enough of Curb, but it was very You're out. You're out. Mark Titus is out. You're out on Che. I think I'm out

on Che. We had a good run. I think I might have to be out. Like Larry David has made one of these types of movies. Remember the one that was like he didn't invest in a car or something sour grapes um was that a commercial long hair right he had a super bowl commercial where he missed everything it was john ham was in it i think that and that was way more no maybe maybe it was a movie

i think you're thinking of a super Bowl commercial. No, Clear History. Clear History, there you go. Clear History, there it is. That was not a great movie, but it was funny in a Larry David way that was not even close to what this movie was. You've seen a lot of movies. I guess I have. Damn. Either way, I think the big conclusion is jeff d lowe and steven chair both

yeah yeah they both saw and the rest of the world can watch that movie and just be like okay okay yeah like it was cheesy there were moments i smiled and laughed a little it was cheesy it was it was deliberately very cheesy i laughed out loud two times when you meet the quaker oats guy that's funny yes i laughed yeah would you rather have one graham cracker or watch it? Ooh. Oh. No peanut butter? No peanut butter.

When was the last time I had a graham cracker? I'd rather watch it. I like this. Why would you ask that question? Then eat one graham cracker? You're in solitary confinement. Would you rather have a racquetball or watch it? Racquetball.

Racquetball all day long. That's second best ball. Racquetball beats most movies. That was skewed. I would go graham cracker with peanut butter. One magnifying glass or watch it. Are we in solitary?

Is this watch for the first time or rewatch? Watch for the first time. I'd rather watch it for the first time. Because then you have the excitement of never having seen it and you don't know what it's going to be. I think I'd go magnifying glass. What does that do in solitary? You could look at your penis. Your pores and your penis.

Your cock, yeah. I'd take the movie over magnifying glass, but not over a Jacob's Ladder. Oh, those are not. You would take a Jacob's Ladder. I would take a Jacob's Ladder. What's the metal thing? That wooden thing that you keep flipping.

Or that, yeah. The wheel? The magnet wheel. Yeah. Racquetball would be way up on the list. There was a wheel in the movie. Yeah, that was, racquetball would be hot. Oh, was a wheelo in the movie There's a wheelo in the movie What about a yo-yo I'd take the yo-yo

I'm still on racquetball number one thing Yo-yo would make me mad I'd go racquetball probably number one What about Chinese finger trap No I would break It would break Graham cracker with Fidget spinner Oh, I didn't get that away. I would break. It's five tickets. I'd fuck with it. I think it's fine. It would break.

Graham Cracker with peanut butter. Fidget spinner? Yeah, that's amazing. I'll take the fidget spinner. Fidget spinner? I would, yeah. No, I think it would be a good throw. Not over racquetball. What's over racquetball?

Non-tech. In solitary confinement? I think racquetball's at the top. Non-technology. Boomerang? I'd take 10 saltines and one slice of american cheese over this movie that's the bare minimum yeah okay just one slice yeah well that's deliberately like yeah because i would obviously if it was five slices i'd take it all day over it yeah all right i think you're heavy

on the saltines i'll go five saltines there then. Your saltine to cheese ratio is crazy. Yeah, I like saltines. I might do a deck of cards over a racquetball. Solitaire. Deck of cards, yes. I think I'd still go racquetball. It's close. Racketballs are fun when you bounce them around. I would do deck of cards.

It's tough. That is tough. How many games can you play with cards by yourself? They're solitaire. They're solitaire. Hearts. Hence the name. Trying to think of what else. No. Hearts almost certainly you have to.

You could learn sleight of hand and that would be cool. You could play blackjack. You could play war against yourself. It's practice. Just two piles. What are you practicing for? Are we in this forever or are we getting out? A year. Okay. All right.

So yeah, you could come out being the world's greatest sleight of hand. Maybe because how would you teach yourself? I need a magic book. It's the racquetball to me. I'd take a woman to have sex with. I would watch. That'd be high. I would too.

I would do racquetball. All three holes? Yeah. I would too. I would do a racquetball. All three holes? Yeah. Wait, wait. What about a woman you're not attracted to? Oh, that's a good one. Would I have a racquetball or a woman you're not that attracted to? Would you take a woman's mouth?

A woman's mouth? A disamputated mouth? Yes. Disappointed mouth. I would take a mouth it's a hole i don't know i would watch by the way the whole watching unfrosted maybe realize i would absolutely tune into just a stephen shay jeff d lowe like siskel and ebert show yes yeah oh yeah oh that needs to be done so off on everything and it And they're so genuinely themselves. That would be a hit show.

I don't know why we don't do that. Ken Jack actually just booked tomorrow, before Yak, me versus Jeff D'Lo on Frosted Debate, if any of you guys would like to join. Whoa. No. Oh, excuse me. I'll watch it.

No, I don't want to join. I don't want to join at all. I will watch it. Yeah. I don't know if I, I guess this is. I want it to be like an I quit match. I'll watch the. No, I don't want to. I want to join it all. I will watch it. Yeah. I don't know if I, I guess this is. I want it to be like an I quit match. I'll watch the clips. Yeah.

A ladder match. Yeah. Loser. Loser leaves barstool. We're playing for pinks. Is Jeff D'Lo going to be here? I think it's a Zoom. Zoom.

Got it. By the way, we did, so body armor people came by on Tuesday. We met them. Great people. They want to figure out a way to get body armor more involved in the gauntlet football throw. So what do you guys think about getting a giant body armor? Would that change it too much? Or we just have different errors?

Can't we just do a body armor table? Could, but I was thinking like the Dr. Pepper throw. Oh, oh. Would that change it? It would definitely change it. This is one of our hardest ones. What about bigger body armor bottles? Maybe make them this big, and then

each one has a hole. That would be good. I'm down to do a season two of the gauntlet, because I think we've seen everything we could possibly. Change it up a little. But yeah, they want to get involved more. So we got to figure that out. I think the big bottle with the smaller hole than the Dr. Pepper one would be very good.

Yeah. Five of them. Yeah. I think that would be good because you also would. It wouldn't. There wouldn't be any like, oh, did it hit the back or anything? Just got to get it. Yeah.

Yeah. OK, so we'll do that. I mean, the holes anything? You just got to get it in. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we'll do that. I mean, the holes could be the size of the body armor bottles. Right. Yeah. And then it's the same thing. Right. Then there's no difference.

Right. Good point. Can we also, a suggestion if we are going to revamp slightly, two things I would love to see is a mini golf hole in one added, which would be very stressful. Forever. Yeah. Or just get it in the mini golf hole. And then once the

whole thing is completed, a Dizzy Bat layup for a chance for like 10 seconds off your time or something like that. You can't do trivia after Dizzy. Well, no. Dizzy Bat's your option, so you could do Dizzy Bat if you want to shave 10 or 15, whatever arbitrary number of seconds off your time. I feel like Dizzy Bat

lives on a different universe. It also makes it way too confusing. What about each putt adds 10 seconds? But also, Che, you just made the video teaching us how to do it. Yeah, we have to use that video. I can remake it if needed. Somebody had a really good tweet. They should just show your best run. Yeah, that also could work.

But nah, Che's video is so special. That's way better than the video. Wait, can we cut in Che bowing? Che's typing. Be careful. Be careful for Che. Do like Chase Bowling? TJ's typing. Be careful. Be careful for TJ. Do I want to watch it again? No.

I did. The beginning was very good. Tragically, no. It had the same tone as Russell Wilson's Danger Witch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's that? Oh, his Subway sandwich.

It reminded me of World of T-shirts asking for it the hockey way. I don't know if you guys saw that. I haven't seen that. I'm out. I disavow. I've been off him for a while. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's down the bad path, man.

Is it the drinking? It's been a bad path, but it's, yeah. Yeah. It's just the same thing every day. Binge drinking. Damn. He needs to do that to get views. And I won't be one of them.

He's trapped. Speaking of drinking, TJ, do you want to play the clip? Yep. There's a, I don't know, what's the account? It's just drones? DroneViewHD on YouTube. Somebody on Twitter just sent me this and said, check this time stamp out. Yeah, can you maybe play like 30 seconds before on the YouTube so we can lead into it? Yeah, sure.

Brandon, what do you think? What is it? I have no idea. I think I know. I looked at it for a while before I realized what was happening. For the boys, spring break, episode 35. Love this. It's the break.

Miami River. Spring break episode 35 love this What do you mean wait keep watching what? There he is There he is There he is Working hard He's gonna be so embarrassed Wait who are we That's young Gaz That's Gaz right there

Bitches akimbo Wait play that again Oh he really lives like that Oh he does Nice back. Yeah. Just so peak, Gaz. He just lives the best life. Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Hey. And Spun's in there, too. Yeah. Spun's there? Yeah, you see Spun?

There he is. Gaz is probably sending a text right now. Be like, why didn't we, Why didn't you guys do a meme About Josh Hart getting a rebound there What the fuck Who's on that Gaz Oh man

Damn I should be good friends with Gaz I know I've always liked him I've always loved him Never expressed that until right now that clip didn't capture how fucking funny he is

he just lives the life that's yeah that's enviable yeah he's the dude you see on Instagram you're like man he's just having a better time than me in every every aspect of life there's nothing that he's

doing that isn't better than it's so sad he hasn't had kids yet what a loser what are those mystery cups? I don't want to ruin the episode. No. No, stop, Kate. You can't have mystery cups. I got mystery cups. Remember, too, Mook told us about sleeping on a couch yesterday. Yeah.

That's true. After I tried to talk about a guy who murdered a ton of people being like he's good that's true and he i googled it too he's not good no bad what did he say about mexicans i don't know yeah and when we were like was he violent we're like no i don't think yeah i was like i don't think that violent no he was very a little bit yeah i was gonna do a special mother's day episode tomorrow and i had this whole thing of events planned. I reached out in contacts with the color. I was going to get you and you color draped.

Just I'm curious to know what your season is. Oh. And then you and then I was going to have this lady come in and zap permanent ankles. I like had this whole thing. But I didn't hear back from some people. And some people were booked solid. The color things were hot. And I said, let me do a twist on it instead of Mother's Day and mother's day is kind of oversaturated it's overdone i like social

media it's everywhere and maybe not everybody is celebrating mother's day okay this year jesus christ what are you uh let's go around the room. I'm sober. Oh, my God. No, I'm good. Maybe not everybody's like, well, Mother's Day, hooray. And so, no one in particular. You want me to not celebrate? I'm sweating through my shirt. I'll not celebrate. All right, so I slept in my bed last night.

I thought, what about a twist on it? What about Mothers Day? Mothers Day? Okay. Okay. Hear me out. And since I was gonna do it tomorrow I ain't doing Mothers Day

it is show me some of these things I do think we'll have fun with this okay first off to get started and I had to do it today and so tomorrow because Zah is leaving for Zimbabwe tomorrow first time in two years, right? Close to.

Close to. And so he's an integral part. As you can see, like, Moths to a Flame. Check out Zah's shirt. He will be an integral part of one of these games today. He's already on fire. And we will be the little moths. Everyone look to the side of your seat and put them on.

Oh, my God. Okay. Well, I'll be. Go ahead and put those on. Oh my God. Okay. Well, I'll be. Go ahead and put those on. You just wrap the little elastic around. I want everyone to go into this with a good open mind because this is what we do on this show. We do stupid things.

This is experimental. It's four very quick things to get us ready for Mothra's Day weekend. So there's two little finger loops on either side of the wings. You wrap that thing around your neck. It's Velcro. You undo it and then Velcro it around your neck. And then you put the wings on your fingers. So you are a little, there had no moths. They're all butterflies,

but pretend you're a moth and put your little antennas on. He does. Make sure it's not on backwards so that we can see your wings. Okay. And then there's two finger loops on each wing. If anyone needs help, let me know. Okay. Hold on. A little backwards. And here's your little finger loop on this one.

And then you do another side. This is great audio. Everyone's, Nick, perfect. You got it. You look great. You can all help each other out here. Kate, if we're not celebrating Mother's Day. Yeah.

I got you this Mother's Day shirt. And I don't, Kyle, turn away. Oh, podcast mom. Just like a normal mom. Only way cooler. I will wear that with pride i'll still wear it i'll still take it okay so i have four quick silly games the first one's just to get the blood going and and this is kind of a mother's day gift to me because i'm just going to be sitting here relaxing enjoying it while you guys do the activities I like this Kate okay what you you deserve a mother's day and if your mother's day is

embarrassing us then we should we should be all gung-ho look at us okay we look fucking ridiculous you do now look behind your seats you have this more this is a game like Oprah this is a game called mothballs those are your little mothballs like our. This is a game called mothballs. Those are your little mothballs. Like our testicles? Yes. Those are your mothballs. Okay. Tie that to your ankle, please.

And tie it. Give yourself a little leeway. So, yeah, use the very end. And tie it pretty good onto your ankles. And those are your little mothballs. Yep. You choose whichever ankle. Well, I got to take my finger off. Okay. Yep. You choose whichever ankle. Okay. This is great so far. Okay. Wait, what are we,

what are we doing? You tie your little mothballs to your ankle. And then this is just the first little thing to get the blood going. Okay. Once it is tied, you all stand in the center of the room here. And you want to be the last one with an unpopped balloon. Oh, I like this. I like this. Yeah. Wait, should we go out in the court? Wherever you think is best.

But it works best if it's in more of a confined space. So I would say like. In the circle, in the barstool logo. That's a little small, but maybe within the red square where are the greens yeah there you go how about one of the uh no i think within the red square of in the center court would be easy and you're just want to be the last one with unstomped balls. Even one remaining is fine, but whoever is the last one with at least one mothball remaining is the winner, and you need your wings a-flappin'. Okay.

You're a little... Yeah, preferably. This whole thing is more for me than anyone else, just to sit here and relax and enjoy. Shout-out to all the yak moms out there. Hope you're also enjoying this too. Mook is totally struggling with his wings. I'm the St. Joe's owl.

The most waving of all time. Yeah. Oh. You guys stay inside the red. Stay inside the red. Okay. Mook's out. Megan, you want to come down here and watch us?

Oh, I need her up there for the next part. Where's Kyle? Oh, she needs to be up there. Hold on. Where's Kyle? Okay. Oh, he doesn't have him. Oh, yeah.

He doesn't have him. Oh, he doesn't have him. Okay. This is just to embarrass ourselves. I love it. Yes. This is all we're... Thank you. Hold on. Oh, Kate. this is just okay I'm ready so what are we doing um is Kyle doing it no worries All right, so Kyle's out. Kyle's out. Sit back down, Kyle. Wait, did you shut him in the door?

Yeah. Tell everyone. All right, so we're going. On your mark, get set, go. Go, go, go. Man, I would have been so good at this. This is dumb, right? No, this is a fun game. It's not too long. I'm afraid they're gonna get tangled.

Who's showing the most promise? I think Big Cat's competitive enough. Well, they're all competitive. Mook's surprisingly agile. He is. Oh, somebody lost a balloon. I'm taking breaks. Okay. You're out of breath.

No, you keep going, Moss. So Nicky lost his balloon like I did. Wait, get loose. It's off. It's off. I asked Ohio's Tate to help me blow the balloons, and he said he couldn't because he doesn't know how to tie balloons that are blown. I don't know if I do either.

They're all up out of the circle. They're all up out of the circle. It's so dumb. Titus is out. Nick has no balloons. Big Cat won. Should we just let him keep going? Yeah, I think so. We're close.

Although Nick's not playing offense. He's only playing defense. Nick, slide tackle. You don't have to do it with your feet do you should we throw him a knife oh wow he's baiting him in this is classic Mothra right here he's gonna take it dominate big Cat with both balls. Wow. Still both his little mothballs on. Wow. Impressive. Yeah. Good strategy. Okay, you guys thought

that was fun. Don't worry, it gets even better. This next game is called Catcher in the Rye. Okay. Okay. Two butterfly nuts here. So two people will go at a time.

There's people. I have hundreds and hundreds of paper moths up in the balcony. People are going to be throwing them down. You have 30 seconds to catch as many as you can. Two people will go at a time. The person who catches the least amount of butterflies has to do a double shot of rye. Oh. Okay.

Rye whiskey. Oh, no. All right. So I don't know who wants to go first. I'll try. Okay. Megan. Okay, we're getting ready.

We're still wearing these? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Big time. Okay. we're getting ready oh yeah absolutely yeah big time okay here you go so i'm up one nothing here you go yes you're up one nothing okay what do we get if we win whoever of people are going to go two at a time just for time's sake. And there's going to be 30 seconds on the clock.

Whoever at the end of everybody going has the least amount of mobs in their net. So ridiculous. Has to do a double shot of right. Okay. Again, this is more of a treat for me. Okay. On your mark. Get set.

Go. Go. Oh, no. This is a height game. Yeah. Fuck. Damn it. Nobody's catching anything.

Zero. No one yet? Oh, Nick got one. Oh, oh. Nick got two. This is so dumb. I'm still... I'm still... I'm still... This is so dumb. I'm so sorry. Who's got anything?

Chef? I am. Aha. Again, great listening for everyone. I can't get my rope off. Shit. Time. Time.

Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time.

Time. Time. Time. Time. No. Time. Brandon has zero? I agree. Okay. Brandon with zero. I'm probably going to have to drink it. Well, we'll see. It's probably going to be you. Okay.

Who's up next? Mook? I think it should be Big Cat because of their height. All right. Well, okay. There's still more butterflies up there. There's a ton of them. So, we just... That was hard.

It was. I thought it was going to be a little easier. The butterflies fall very fast. Okay. Ready? Go! Go! Well, they're not bear competitors.

What are you doing? I got one. Walk off? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's zero. All you got to do is get one. All right.

All right, eat two. Guys, it's really easy. But they're not competing. They're just trying. Just get one. Just get one. It's really easy to do, Brandon. All you got to do is get one.

By the way, I asked Paige to get the worst. I was like, get the worst rye whiskey that you could possibly find. Oh, no. But they're just going to work in tandem. Let's just get one. Ready, go. Okay. All right.

All right. Here you go. Can you pass that over to Brandon? Good job, everybody. That was fun. I like that game a lot. I love. All right. All right. Here you go. Can you pass that over to Brandon? Good job, everybody. That was fun. I like that game a lot. I love Mother's Day. Nice little double shot there.

I'll just get rules. Brandon, I will give you 10 seconds to catch two. If you get it, I'll do it. You got to take that. Yeah, you got to take that. Wait, but someone's got to be out there with him. We need butterfly people again. Go ahead gotta take that. Wait, but someone's gotta be out there with him. We need butterfly people again. Y'all didn't do it. No, someone's gotta be out there with him.

No. I didn't compete. Y'all just went together. We actually fought. Alright. What are you putting up for this? If you don't get it, what happens? You gotta take a I'll just make it. A body shot off mincee go dude get the two no can i go get my sunglasses go get oh yes

here we go all right don't look though okay nobody's gonna's going to look. I'm going to look. I'm very much looking. Yeah, it's a bad one. Oh, no. Yeah, what is rye? What cocktail is rye in? That's a good question. I don't really know. It smells vanilla-y. Uh-huh.

That's pretty. That's not. Is that old-fashioned? Keep going. I think it is old-fashioned. You should have caught more butterflies. Do it all in one. It's a shot.

But it wasn't fair. Me and you fought. We battled. Yeah. We battled. There was no rule that said you had to battle. You were just naturally adversarial. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you should have worked in tandem with Nick. You're... What? You want some? No. You want some? I caught a butterfly. Nope. what? You want some? No. You want some? I caught a butterfly. No, you know you want.

Buddy, I caught a butterfly. I'll do a little taste. Yeah. Okay. Not the whole thing. Yeah, you just approach everything as like I zero some game. Nick was also out there. All you do is catch one.

Oh. Oh. Oh. That's bad. That's good. That's good. No, I'm good. People are always like, oh, this liquor is good. Chug it like you would Gatorade. Yeah. Great point.

Give it back. It's my punishment. Drink it like you would drink a glass of water next to your bed when you wake up in the morning. It's good. People are like, oh, tequila is amazing. Get in there, Bernie. You're kind of a pussy. Get in there.

Go. Go. Go. Oh, you do like it. Yeah. Oh. Oh, no. Still spit on our floor that's our pissing floor that was the yak floor we love this floor okay this next thing and we're almost done just one last thing

i'm having fun okay what are the mystery cups kate i must know okay the mystery cup oh you mean the cup the the eight cups with a question mark those oh yeah those are that establishes the mystery we're gonna do the za guessing what we're eating game oh so and this is this game's called like moths chew a flame oh and all the snacks are fiery and spicy. Very much so. You're a fucking bitch, man. And I mean, like, I ordered these specifically offline. Like, I couldn't just find them in a store. Like, two of the snacks are normal, regular. Okay.

The rest of them, some of them very, very spicy. Can I throw my challenge flag? No. One of the games resulted in me taking whiskey. Yeah. The other one involved balloons. Uh-huh. Now this one is spicy food.

Yes. Kate, what about us with dietary restrictions? Oh, that's a good point. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, but you're screwed. There's some things I think you can- I'll try. If not, don't worry about it.

It's just a little tummy. It's just a bite. Just a bite. It's just a bite. Yeah. It's just a bite. It's just a bite. So you don't know what's in the cup. You can note by do each other if you want. Oh. It's just a bite. Just a bite. It's just a bite. Yeah. It's just a bite. So you don't know what's in the cup.

You can note by do each other if you want. Oh. It matters. Good point. And then I gave Zah, because these are so niche, I gave Zah a chart of what the snacks are, kind of, so he's able to guess, but he has to guess off that. Okay. What are the snacks?

He has a master sheet. Oh, wait. Should we not? You guys, do you want to hear what the things are, I guess? Yeah. Since you can't see anyway. Yeah. I'd you can't see anyway yeah i'd like to know okay to know so we have spicy mexican gushers okay that's nothing insanity jurassic jerky okay carolina reaper balls two million reaper whatever um extreme almonds not that bad mott's fruit, fiery jelly beans and then mini anillo wafers

Alright, so there's no hot chip in there No, I didn't want to do like you're going to be shitting black What about the one with the 2 million Scoville Those are the worst ones That's the worst thing you could get That feels like a lot of Scoville It's 2.3 million Scoville

That's a lot of Scoville How much is hot chip? That's a lot of Scoville. How much is hot chip? Got to be a lot. That's a lot of Scoville. That's true. 2 million has to be a lot. Jalapeno is about 3,500. Jalapeno is 3,500. This is 2 million.

This is 2 million? That's what the bag said. It said the hottest balls. Well, boys, are we in or are we out? I suppose we're in because what are the odds we get that one? Yeah, we're in. All right, so are you going to hand them out or we just go pick them up? You want to pick them up?

No, can't look. Okay. We're in on we just go pick them up? You want to pick them up? No, I can't look. Okay. Brandon, hand them. Maybe grab me one. You got to touch it. It's yours. Okay. This is very nerve-wracking.

Okay. One's got to take a bite. I don't think I'm okay. It's tough. I'm not confident Can you hand me one? I'm lazy Uh oh, tightest process of elimination That's probably easy, the balls are what you don't want The balls are really truly the thing you don't want

And then Zah's gonna guess Using his Zah descriptors Wait, do you have one? Yeah, I'm gonna do it too Alright Should I go first and we'll just go down the line? his Zada scripters. Do you have one? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to do it to you. All right. Should I go first and we'll just go down the line? Yeah.

Have him guess. Okay. You want me blindfolded, right? Yeah, blindfold Zada. What if Zada doesn't get any right? Is there a punishment? Yeah, he has to eat them all. Yeah.

He should work down from hottest to non-hottest and if everyone he gets right he goes down the rung. Yeah. Yeah. And he only gets like because he has the chart he only gets one guess at what down the rung. Yeah. Yeah. And he only gets, like, because he has the chart,

he only gets one guess at what it is? Yeah. Okay. He's blindfolded? No, I think anything you get, you can see the food. Okay. If you pick it up. What is he judging it based off of our sound?

Anything you get wrong, you should have to take a bite of. Oh, yeah, if you get it wrong. Yeah, if you get it wrong, you have to take a bite of it. How are you with spicy foods? I'm good. I'm good with everything, man. Cast iron stomach. All right.

What was that? Cast iron stomach. Cast iron stomach. He doesn't wash it. Titus, have you ever seen this in action? Wait, did you wear that shirt on purpose? No, Kate gave it to me. Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's fucking awesome. It's a great shirt. We're the moths, and he's a little lame. All right, come on. Put on your blindfolds. I don't think Titus knows about Zaz's food guessing abilities. Yeah, you don't know.

Yeah, Zaz. I don't know. I got to get up and you'll grill. Get the headphones on, right? No, I got to hear it. No, the headphones. No, put the headphones on. We'll eat into the mic.

People love that. Yes. Can you find Zaz's clip of the long crunch? To give people, so any new Yak listeners, this is a throwback? Yeah, I was familiar with the taking the shot thing, and he was reading our faces. One of Zah's specialties.

We could have someone else do it tomorrow, but I was thinking nobody does descriptors like Zah. It's Zah. So what does he get? He's guessing the type of snack that we have? The way you chew into the mic, he will be able to using descriptors, guess exactly what you're eating. We did this once. It started with one of our best shows ever we did

when we were still on Sirius. It was Guess What Candy We're Eating. So we all ate candy into the mic and people called in guessing. It was a long show. Actually, play that clip too, TJ. This is great. This is down memory lane.

A clip show. Yeah, we're doing a clip show. What's that? They might need me for the... Oh, for the clips. Oh, yeah. All right, let's play the clips. Let's set the stage before we do this.

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where I have to eat a habanero and then go on stage oh yeah Laugh Factory should be fun they just made you do that or it's like a preface of the show

little gimmick oh like the dating thing exactly so you think the habanero will show up in two weeks and harass you on your job I'm gonna take the habanero out for a date.

For sure. Which means just seeing it. Yeah, just being aware of its existence. Buying it a beer. Bumping into it at a bar. Are we doing the clip? Yeah, we are. Okay.

What was that? What was that? Hold on. What was that noise? It might be the two-run promo with DraftKings. I know a bunch of guys better than a diamond back. Oh, okay? Play the Rockies guys. Oh, we got to get Jerry watching on frosted in there The Quaker Oats joke Who's going to the desk? Does he have a helper? Alright, go ahead. As long as he can hear.

Alright, everyone be quiet. Who has candy? I have number one, so I can open it up and show the camera. Don't show the camera, let them play along. It's going to be hard to open. Fire it off in the chat if you know. I love this. Make sure you're subscribing.

You're going to want to hear this. You're going to want to hear this. You're going to want to hear these chews. That sounds like a soft waffle. Oh, he hasn't even... Nope, nope, nope. All right, all right, all right. I got it. All right, here he goes.

Big crunch. Big initial crunch. All right, so one initial crunch. I'll go again. Once you've broken it... I'll go again. Once you've broken it. I'll go again. Go again. Massive crunch.

And then what was a long crunch? The long crunch was the best. You have the reasons, DJ. We did this for like 45 minutes straight, people calling in being like, Junior Mints, no. Like over and over. Oh, I think I, yeah. You're getting mad. Yeah.

You've shown me this before. The answer is a reason. Yeah. You've been eating candy all day. All right. You ready, Zaha? Yes, sir. Okay.

So this is Kate. All right. Okay. Should I show people or have them? Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Why do we never know how to do this thing? You got multiple of each item, right? Because I might need like two or three. I do. I have multiple. Yeah. No. Don't show the people.

Let the people guess at home. Okay. Okay. I'm going to my mouth. Ooh, okay. Okay, so a Brittley kind of initial bite. It is Brittley. Something cracking.

And then the later bite is giving the gummy gooey. Do we have to finish it? It's your name. Could we go again one more time? Oh, God damn it. What was the noise you should have talked to me? Take as many as you want. You get 10 total throughout the whole room.

Oh, my God. All right. A little. Okay, right. She's ready. Ready? Oh. Oh.

What? All right, Zai. I think I can reference. I can reference my list. Take your time. Well, it's way spicier than I thought. Zai, you have to eat this. She could be lying to you. Do you need another one, Zaha. I think I can reference my list. Take your time. Well, it's way spicier than I thought. Zaha, you have to eat this. She could be lying to you.

Do you need another one, Zaha? It could be. Oh, yeah, he does. Do you need to hear one more? Actually, that second one threw me. No, I think you're right. One more. You need to hear one more.

One more. Yeah. One more. Come on. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, here it goes. Now, really listen this time, Zaha. Everyone be very quiet, please.

I'm good. I'm good. Okay, ready? That one doesn't sound okay. So it's a break with a little chew. It's so good, isn't it? It's giving me kind of like jelly bean kind of vibes. Okay. Because the outer shell of the jelly bean kind of vibes. Okay. Because the outer shell of the jelly bean is that hard part.

And then the middle gets glue. Okay, can I get one more? Are you kidding me? Yeah, one more. One more. I have tears coming down my face. I just spit all over Titus and Phil. Don't touch your eyes.

Careful around your eyes. Don't touch your eyes. Don't touch your eyes. Oh, good point. Can I reference my list? Yeah, you can reference a list. You can put it away, right? Yeah, she put it away.

All righty. So it's giving me gummy bears vibes. Why are your shoulders like that? Why are your shoulders like that? Why are you comfy? You look like the headphones up. You look like like Stephen Che on a train. Shout out Tazza. I'm going to go with the fiery jelly bean.

Yes, you are correct. Wow. What is that on the Scoville scale? What was that experience? These were so much worse than I thought it was going to be. They gave me automatic hiccups. And I have a ton of drool in my mouth. Good game.

We're good, right? Here comes number two, Zah. Want to keep going? Yeah. All right, Zah, you ready? Yes, sir. Fire away. Ooh, no brittle.

This was a... Not a brittle in sight. This was... Hold on. No, no, you got to give me that again, Mark. Yeah, got to. Got to. You got to give me that again. Come on, Mike.

Here we go. Mark, sorry. All right. That's giving the crunchy in the middle vibes. I'm guessing this probably has, it's one of those fucking wafer things with the chocolatey coating because you fight through the initial bite and then it gives the crunch at the end. All right. One more?

Yeah. But there's a shocking lack of brittle. He's crying. Alright, here we go. I think... Alright, you know what? I'm going to give my guess.

Let me reference my list. He's got a reference list. Here comes the shoulders. That's the shoulders. Shoulders. Mark's one of them guys that tries to throw you off. Yeah, he is one of them guys. Shifty.

One of them guys. Shifty boy. That was a little extra. So my guess is going to be the mini Nilla wafers. He was probably trying to throw me off. He's damn good. Oh, Zal.

He's damn good. And the wafer crunch. If he gets any of them wrong, don't say what it is. Because that way it leaves the illusion for the last part. Got it. Wow, two for two. Wow. Zal, you ready?

Oh, yeah. Born ready. Ew. Ugh. Gross. Okay. So that's got that, that's got that phlegmy, phlegmy bottom of my fucking mouth, back of my throat kind of

thing that means no uh no uh no crunch it could be one of okay okay all right first read that's my first read the the back of the throat is the initial thing all right can i can i get one more i'll run it back I didn't hear a carnivore tooth terror into that eliminates that other option that I was thinking of it's's gooey, so I've done. It's gooey without the initial. So it can't be. And the bean is gone. All right, hit me with one more, Mook.

Okay. With one more. All right. Mm-hmm. Mm. it was a lot of work okay all right all right all right let me look at my list ah chewy shoulders up no crunch chewy no crunch what's on my list that's chewy no crunch cannot be the jelly bean because that has a crunch. What are these? No, Carolina balls would have a crunch. Didn't have the fuck, one of two things.

His face has kind of turned red. So I'm going to go with the Spicy Mexican Gushers Yes Wow This is incredible It's on fire you might say How spicy are they? They're not that bad

I could take down a couple more Alright Next one Spicy Okay that's where we're at That's where we're at Alright boom Where did you get Spicy Mexican Gushers?

Amazon And they're like Oh, so sorry Wait, no, I want to hear What's your rationale? The chew The chew The chew's the back of the

The back of the throat That's where the spice When the spice hits you It's one of those You know where you cough from? That's where the chew was And then I looked at your I looked at your ass

And you were red So I knew it wasn't I knew it wasn't the fucking jelly bean, the other gusher thing. Got it. I was thinking more logistically where did they come from, but yeah. All right. KB's up. All right. Tijuana, by the way.

Okay. Oh. Oh. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Okay Wait hit me with another one. On the door.

I need a... Hold on, hold on. I need an exaggerated because I think your mouth was kind of closed in that thing. I need a... You're very right. I need a bite with your mouth open.

An exaggerated... Okay. Crunch. Big time. That's the fucking money crunch that we're looking for. And it's as clean as hell. There's nothing that kills the fucking crunch sound, so that means that it ain't coated. It's like a straight up.

That's a straight up crunch. Are you sure you're remembering it right? Wafer-esque. You know what, Nick? You might be right, bro. It might have thrown me off a little bit. Did I not miss a little chocolate? Wait, KB, hit me with that.

Was that a little chocolate that I said? Okay, okay. And I got a little snuff got a little sniffles at the at the end there so imply some heat so crunch big time crunch uninterrupted dog you know what it is big time crunch uninterrupted crunch don't touch your eyes gives me the what are they called He's crying. He's crying. These fucking things. What are these ones called? Is it the... Wait, hold on. The balls.

The Reaper balls. Yeah, the balls. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. How are you doing, Kyle? Good job, Zaz.

Four for four. Oh, man. You just took down six million Scovilles? You ready, Zaz? Yes, sir. Here we go. And if he gets this right, me and Brandon should go at the same time. Oh, man. You just took down six million Scovilles. You ready, Zah? Yes, sir. Here we go. And if he gets this right, me and Brandon should go at the same time.

Oh, my God. Here we go. Holy shit. Okay. Okay Woo Mucusy little Woo Mucusy Lip smacking Tongue smacking Lip smacking

I guess is what Mucusy First bite No no I didn't sense any crunch You wanna hit me with another one Yeah I hit him with another one Might as well

Are you sure Yes sir Yes sir I feel like you really going to do it off that one. Oh, my God. All right, that's enough, Zai. You got it. I might be cooked

this is throwing me off I thought I sensed some crunch on the first and the second hold on my brain might be broken yeah it might be do you need one more that would do Kyle is in bad shape

I'm in bad shape too I am soaked in sweat so many scruples Kyle is in bad shape. I'm in bad shape too. I am soaked in sweat. Oh my god. This is fun. So many scruples. Alright, chewy. Chewy, no crunch. Chewy, no crunch.

No carnivore tear sound. So we did the balls. Wow, that's... Huh. Huh. It's hot. Huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I may have got a bad read on this one Might have

I'm gonna go with the Jurassic Park jerky You are correct But I did get a bad read on it I had to use deductive reason That shit is hot Wait same time Yeah cause otherwise you'll be able to deductive reason. That shit is hot. Brandon, you and I have to go at the same time. Wait, same time? Yeah, because otherwise you'll be able to deductive. Oh, true, true.

I also think we should have to spin all of these items for Steven and TJ to see. Wait, I can't. I can't. Wait, hold on. You can just point at who can go, right? Because I can't see who's. Oh, yeah. Or.

Well. I don't know. Whatever. Yeah. Let's see. I don't know whatever Okay whoever that is The first one I need a Make him have another one

No that's what I was about to say They had a closed mouth bite I need an exaggerated open mouth The crunch wasn't fighting through the lips I need an open open mouth to hear. The crunch wasn't fighting through the lips. I need an open mouth. Want a drink? Water? You want water?

Yeah. Can you get some dude wipes so we can wipe our hands? All right, big crunch, big crunch. Big Cat was talking. Massive crunch. You were talking through. Yeah, I got you one more. I didn't catch the beginning because Big Cat was talking right into the mic.

Yeah. Yeah. All righty. And whoever that is has, I'm just, I believe I remember what was left. Those must be the almonds. Yeah, you got it. Correct. You win.

You nailed it. Nick, let me get some of those moths. These are mine. Yeah, I need some, please. Can you pass these moths down? Anything to change. Damn, I didn't get to have my moths What's a moth What's this

I just had fruit snacks Fruit snacks What I think It pulls you down You're gonna be into this aren't you Like the meditative state It puts you in Kyle

This You were incredible This sucks Yeah that was incredible That was good Oh my god That was so hot Oh my god Yours were those the two

hottest i think so my mouth is it's not pleasant no i'm yeah legit sweating um all right you guys should spin the wheel tj and steven to see which one you get to eat get your hands so you don't and then the very last thing is whoever's running the gauntlet today. I got super dark tanning goggles that because malls are nocturnal and it's like nighttime when you put these on. And so you have to run the gauntlet. I love that. Your wings and your antenna.

I love that. You're like a little moth at night doing the nocturnal gauntlet. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is bad. I'm sorry, guys. No, you're not. You're not. You're not. No, I'm not. Sorry. No, I'm sorry for me It's in my mind You're not You're not No I'm not sorry

No I'm sorry for me Your Mother's Day gift Yeah my mom died for this Oh shit Yeah thank God you didn't have to do a Mother's Day thing Yeah Oh man Alright TJ spin it

I want to see you and Steven have to Yeah these balls are legit Like someone needs to try one Jerky in the balls I'll do a ball You want to do a ball cheat? Give me a ball Steven what do you want to do? These balls are legit. Someone needs to try one. Jerky and the balls. I'll do a ball. You want to do a ball cheat? Give me a ball.

Steven, what do you want to do? You want to do a ball? You want to do jerky? Either is fine. All right. Do a ball jerky sandwich. Yeah, do some jerky and balls. Always doing balls and jerky. Oh, my God.

You're sweating, right? Crying. I'm just sweating. I think that would kill. I think the balls would kill me. Yeah. I'm not sure. Also, how hot were the almonds?

Because Brandon is like. He's done. He's dead. I tried to switch them, and he said no. He wanted to be a martyr. What an idiot. He wanted to be a hero. I was shocked.

No, he thought they weren't going to be hot. But Brandon came anything hot. No. Oh, TJ's just crushing hero. I was shocked. No, he thought they weren't going to be hot, but Brandon came anything hot. No. Oh, TJ's just crushing it. Wow. TJ. No hesitation. TJ's a hot sauce guy.

No, I think he's- That's a mistake, TJ. What are you doing? TJ, did you do a ball and the jerky? Both. His face is calm. Gangster. Gangster?

Did you do the jerky? Wouldn't it be gangster if we ate these balls? Oh, yeah. It's good jerky. It's just very hot. Okay. Now we got to get ourselves back together. Yeah.

No. I'm good. It's not getting worse. It's just lingering. Right. It's like I have the sweats of like I just ran to get my plane sweat you know what i mean where it's like it's not a workout sweat right it's like a uncomfortable like i wish definitely uncomfortable your car what ac wasn't on as you drove directly onto the runway to catch your

plane yeah yeah yeah or like getting into your car on a hot summer day in the first like two minutes before your car ac comes on. Yeah. Holy. That's what. Ooh, it might be getting worse. Uh-oh. Internally. Uh-oh. Internally. You already have gastro.

You're a shit man. Make sure you wipe your hands. This is better than the chip, I think. The gummy bear sent me home from work when Vibs did that. I didn't do that. Oh, yeah. I don't want to ruin everyone's day. No, no, no.

You don't want to ruin it. Who passed out on the subway? Someone passed out on the subway? After a Vibs spicy thing. No way. Yeah. The hot chip is the worst. Yeah.

I almost got that. I was like, no, that would completely derail. I remember I did the hot chip, and it just, like, for an hour, I was just sweating. My mouth was just numb. The wheel made me do the hot chip once. Oh, yeah. hour i was just sweating my mouth was just numb the wheel made me do the hot chip once oh yeah after i got swirled and frank's remnants do you know what i had uh i had a random memory of that we should maybe put back on the wheel when roan had to get nails for an entire oh i loved that that was so much fun he had to get get a nail job. Like actual extensions.

Acrylics. Said he couldn't wipe his ass. Everything was so sassy. Yeah, he'd just be like this all week. Gay hands. Yeah. Oh, man. I do not do well with spice at all.

No. Literally anything other than the Nilla wafers probably. The fruit snacks might have been too spicy for me. Brandon is dead. Yeah, I think he's probably laying down somewhere. We'll never see him again. The fruit snacks might have been too spicy for me. Brandon is dead. I think he's probably laying down somewhere. We'll never see him again. Can we find him?

I want to get Jerry in here. I want to hear how his legs are doing. He texted me this morning saying he's doing really bad. I saw him walking around. It was not good. There he is. Text him and tell him to come upstairs. Elevators down, but come upstairs to my house. Well, no, I'll have him go grab a body armor across the court.

Off the table. Do you think he's injured or just sore? Probably both. Yeah, I'd say both. Yeah. I want to see him walk How are you Ka? Pretty bad

Yeah it's pretty bad Yeah Oh TJ you house yours good It's pretty bad Yeah Oh he's getting red It's like my face is numb Yeah why did you go so hard?

Did you have like three of them TJ? Yeah I said fuck it up. Let's run it. You had three too, Kyle. And where did Steven go? He went to go find something to neutralize the pain. To neutralize the pain. He just had the jerky?

I know he said that verbatim. He only had the jerky, right? I don't know. I think he had some. So I had some too. I had the balls and those were awful. The balls might be that. You had the balls off.

The jerky tastes delicious. Pause, pause, pause. Right. The jerky tastes great. It's just very, very hot. Yeah, this kind of sucks. Yeah, you know when you put something hot in your mouth and even before you chew it, you're like, uh-oh. That's the jerky. I put it on my tongue

and I was like, no. Here comes Brandon. He's okay. All right, Brandon. Come on, Brandon. How you doing? Warrior. He did have the rye whiskey too, which that's got, you gotta be just heartburn. Your heart is a volcano

right now. It's like my tongue is getting attacked. My tongue is like Trey just wanted to snap. My tongue hurts. Oh, here he goes. My aunts are biting my tongue The aunts are biting Not my aunt

She's in jail Your aunt's in jail? Probably I Yeah I feel that Oh there he goes Oh we're in the What are we doing?

That's not good We're just seeing how he's walking Oh yeah not great Yep And then when he picks it up I'm gonna be like Oh I actually wanted the other flavor Bottom shelf's the coldest We're just seeing how he's walking. Oh, yeah. Not great. Yeah. And then when he picks it up, I'm going to be like, oh, I actually wanted the other flavor. Bottom shelf is the coldest. Yeah.

That one. Yeah. No, no, no. On the table. A little hurry, maybe? He's moving slow. We got to get him a scooter. We should have him do the gauntlet. Post-marathon gauntlet.

Feels like getting in a car crash after you run a marathon. Nothing. Are those warm on the table? Oh, yeah, we wanted a cold one. Come on, we wanted a cold one come on come on you wanted a cold one come on well all right well i didn't want that flavor what flavor now come here come here sit jerry sit oh i've been sitting a lot yeah how how are you feeling like tell us how your how your body's recovering.

Took you a long time to get here. Took me an hour to get out of bed. Like trying to get out? Yes. So how are you feeling? I feel good. Well, not I don't feel good, but I was able to actually get out today. What did you do yesterday? After it, I drove home and then got home about 8.30.

Your girlfriend gave you a bath? She showered me. She showered you? She showered you. I was in the fetal position in the bathroom, and she scrubbed me down and then helped me get into bed. I passed out for three hours, woke up, and then slept the next nine or ten hours. And I just didn't go. A good sleep?

Yeah, it was good. Today is more sore than yesterday for some reason. Yep, it'll happen. It's the second day. Yeah, so today this part is bad, whatever this is. The ankle? The foot. The top of the foot? Yeah, that's the worst. Whatever this is. The ankle? The foot. The top of the foot?

Yeah, that's the worst. Yesterday was this. Did you run right now? No. No shot. What if you had to? I mean, depends on what is have to. Active shooter.

Pit bull chasing you. No, no. No. And another thing is, I know I'm getting flack for it a little bit but for what you ran a marathon i didn't really run it but true you completed it i did complete it a marathon but i i think average joe and i'm a little maybe above would it be above no be below average yeah i still think an average guy who doesn't work out to do that would take him a long time. I couldn't do it.

No chance. I could do it. No. I mean, you could finish it, yes. I could finish it faster. How faster, though? How many hours did it take you? 11.

11, but there was breaks. What would that put you in? What place? The course would have closed. Yeah. They would have opened it back up to traffic. You would have been the the course would have closed yeah they would open it back up to traffic you would have been they said al roker hit by a car yeah also i think treadmill was harder um what did oprah run hers in i don't know it was like two hours and 38 minutes no way no way what what al roker seven hours my God. Seven and a half hours, maybe. I could do seven easy.

On the treadmill? Yeah, because- But I also had all the challenges and stuff, too. Think about it. Seven is 15 minute miles. Yeah, damn, but it's different. That 15 minute miles is walking. Yeah, over 430, yeah.

It's different. It's walking for 26 miles in a row. I understand, but that's not- I couldn't do it. It's different, dude. I don't think so. It is, dude. Try it. I might have to. How much is mental? 13 to 20

is miserable. It's bad. I might have to do it. What happens at 20? Is that a known thing? I called Stu and I was talking to Stu and he was like, wait until you get to 13. You're going to feel like

you never want to stop. And I wanted to stop Stu and he was like, wait till you get to 13. You're going to feel like you never want to stop. And I wanted to stop at 13. Bad. Do you have more respect for marathoners now? Oh, yeah. 100%. 100%. But the backwards thing was stupid.

That took an hour. It was so dumb. That was dumb. But the donuts, surprisingly, weren't really a problem. Maybe we'll wait a couple months and you and I will race. No, I will race. No, I'm out. Why?

I'm out on the marathon again. Why? You already did it. I did it. Steven Shea, too. Six and a half. No shot. Six and a half?

No shot. I miscalculated. About seven and a half. Seven is walking. Yeah, but Dan, you have to keep that pace for 26 miles. I get that part. It's 100% no way. All right, so what are we going to bet?

I don't have anything to bet. Borrow some money. Your house. Like KB. Okay, KB's in shape. Yeah. Works out. Wrestler.

Conditioned. I'd say maybe seven. Seven hours? No. What is that pace? I got to defend my guy here. You're killing that. All right, Jerry, so what we'll do is we'll figure out. What is a 10-minute pace?

We'll figure out another, whatever the next Jerry After Dark that's going to be a long stream is going to be. I'll just get the treadmill, and I'll just be in the background yeah but you think okay four and a half hours you're not losing to Oprah by three hours I just but I'm saying the same but I'm not talking about just going on the ground I'm talking about the treadmill same scenario everything I had to do oh yeah you know what I mean oh I gotta go backwards too yeah like all that stuff I'm saying I'm not saying just KB going on the street and doing it like that's different. You don't think I could do it in seven hours

just doing it with none of the backwards stuff? I don't know. 16 minutes a mile is slow. That's like a walk, right? It's slow. Yeah, but what about mile 19? I also would run a little too.

I think you guys don't understand the mental part too towards the end. People train for years to do marathons. No, they don't. I did one without training. They don't. They do not train for years. You did one? Yeah.

Well, some marathoners do. Anyone can do a marathon. And I drank the Friday night before heavily. I think if you say everyone can do a marathon, I think 80% of people here can't. Complete it? Well, 80% of people here can't. Complete it? Oh, well, 80% is a little high. I think a lot of people would give up.

I'm going to have to do a marathon. People train for a year because they're trying to do a marathon. That sucks. I'll never do a marathon. I don't want to. I will never do a marathon. If you're trying to just complete it. D, it's hard, D. I don't think it would be that hard. I'm not saying just complete it. D, it's hard, D. I don't. No drizzling. Pause. I don't think it'd be that hard.

I'm not saying I'd go fast. I'm saying seven hours is not hard to complete. Yeah, but the thing is, what's weird is, like, yes, I did take breaks, but like. Ian Barrett's probably out there right now just fucking rubbing his hands. Oh, I forgot about Ian Barrett. Who's that? No, who's the dude who didn't show up to golf? Bobo.

Bobo. Bobo. Bobo, yeah. All right, so next time you do a Jerry After Dark that's a long time, we'll just get a treadmill and go in the background. I'm not saying I'm going to do the backwards mile. I'm saying straight up marathon. Well, then you can't really compare mine then. Well, I'm not.

Because I had different things to do. But you were never doing a seven-minute mile. No, no, 100%. No way. Never. Treadmill too though is more impressive to me because it is so mental and like at least doing the regular one there's people cheering you on. You have different stuff to look at.

Blah blah blah. I don't know if I could do it on a treadmill would be. By the end I was like calling people and I'm like can you just talk to me because my brain is like flipping. Like I can't. Well it was hard. It was really hard. Also, you can't feel progress on a treadmill, right? No.

Then you're like looking at the screen the whole time. It was tough. Did you get blisters or anything? Or chafing? My bottom is sore right here. All right. I'm going to do it. I'm not going to train. I'm going to do seven.

I'll do under seven hours. 26.2 miles. Under seven hours. Did you do 26.2? Yeah. You sure? Positive. You did the.2? Yes. On the last one, we did 2.2 to. Under seven hours. Did you do 26.2? Yeah. You sure? Positive. You did the.2?

Yes, on the last one. We did 2.2 to finish. Okay. Did you sleep on the treadmill? For 15, I think, 20 minutes, yeah. Was it running? No. I was passed out on it.

Like, I don't know. There should be a competition. Like a marathon. Again, I'm not saying I could do it fast. I know my limitations. I think under seven hours is not that hard. I think you're overestimating. You'd get so bored on that treadmill.

Well, yeah. You would hate it. I think you could do it. I think you could do it. I think you could do it. I think you can finish. I would bet you can't do it on your side. So Billy didn't do his continuously, right? Yeah, I think he did.

No, he took a couple breaks, but he did it fast. Yeah, he did his really fast. How long was it? I don't know. 16 minute miles? Yeah, that's walking. Yeah, but D, it's consistent with you have to do that from start to finish. But you can start faster. Yeah, I would probably run a couple miles just so that I could then walk really fast.

Does that help or hurt? But then it might fuck you back at the end. I'm not trying to. I know I could do that. Seven hours. Under seven hours. Under seven hours. Okay, so no challenges. I'm not trying I'm just I know I could do that 7 hours under 7 hours so no challenges I'll throw in a couple donuts but yeah no backwards mile

because I understand the backwards mile that did take a long time yeah it took like an hour almost I think walking slow is easier than sitting and my time on the treadmill yeah sitting is pretty god damn easy I think walking slow is easier depends on the treadmill yeah sitting is pretty god damn easy I think walking slow is easier

sitting for oh that's a good challenge can I slow walk longer than you could sit can you sit there for 7 hours and not ever give up oh I think we gotta put the treadmill next to me the chair next to the treadmill

oh a sitting marathon you have to sit next to me. I mean, the chair next to the treadmill. This is a great idea. I'm not. Oh, a sitting marathon. Yeah, you have to sit next to me. I didn't say I could sit for seven hours. You don't think you could do it? You were just boasting about your sitting ability. Sitting's easy, but I couldn't do it for seven hours. And like you have to pee in a bottle, can't get up, like really have to stay there. Oh, no, I can't.

I can't. I can't go 45 minutes without peeing. I was saying in a bottle, you can sit and pee. All right, so are we doing Clue next week? Clue, yes. Tuesday night. No, Lucas just told me it got delayed. right, so are we doing Clue next week? Clue, yes. Tuesday night. No, Lucas just told me it got delayed. Oh, it got delayed.

Oh, it got delayed, okay. So you might have to run another marathon. No, I'm not on a marathon. I'm on an ultra marathon. D, I don't know, man. Uh-oh. Iron Man triathlon. Kyle's struggling.

Kyle's struggling. Do you want to do the gauntlet today? No, I mean, it's impossible. Would you beat Jeff D. Lowe's time? Yeah, probably. I think you would. My shoulders are bad, but... From the marathon?

Marathon, yeah. Oh. Alright, I'll try to beat Jeff D. Lowe's time. Alright, I'll call you back in. We're not going to do it yet. We're going to do it in a little bit. We're going to yak a little more. And then we'll have you try to beat Jeff T. Lowe. Yeah! All right, I'll call you back in. We're not going to do it yet. We're going to do it in a little bit. We're going to yak a little more. And then we'll have you try to beat Jeff T. Lowe this time.

Yeah, no, I didn't eat. That was just for you to... Kyle's hurting right now. He's in pain. Pain, pain. He ate two or three of them, right? Three. I got back to normal.

What was my almonds soaked in? It was bad. My face was numb. Habanero or something like that. I think Jay's struggling. The jerky was a good 20 minutes hot, but then it ends. So Nick just didn't have to eat anything? I had to have a fruit snack.

Yeah. Motts. Yeah. One of the spiciest things you got? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Brittany, you don't like any spice. No spice. Anything jalapeno is too spicy for me. Yeah. One of the spiciest things you got. Yeah, Brittany, you don't like any spice. No spice. Anything jalapeno is too spicy for me.

We're mild boys. I try to switch with you. I'm a mild boy. Yeah. Why didn't you switch? Because I didn't know what he had. I knew he had a gummy bear or looked like a fruit snack, but I didn't know it was just a plain Mott's fruit snack.

I wasn't listening. The jerky and the balls were Reaper peppers and everything else. That's the worst. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. Want to do the High Noon ad, Nick? Sure do.

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So apparently the Bussin Boys are country music journalists now? I don't follow this. Well, I was really upset because I was on vacation when you had the one FGL guy come in. Georgia. Oh, yeah. I just saw a mook with a condom on. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I was an FGL guy back in the

day for sure. And they broke up? They broke up. When? It was a Biden-Trump difference. Seriously? Yeah. And that's what Will and them are... So T-Hubs goes on bussing. BK gets upset about it. And BK's like, I need to come on bussing.

They're like, absolutely, come on bussing. I guess they just put the episode out today, the rebuttal. Yep. So now they are... And the rebuttal's interesting. Yeah, they are the country music guys. What happened with the rebuttal? He was saying that Tyler unfollowed him

and he was just like, I don't like seeing what you're posting. I don't want to spoil it. So they literally got, they broke up over politics? Yep. So Georgia's Trump

and Florida's Biden? No. Or Georgia's Biden. The guy that was in here was Biden, I believe. Yeah. Got it. I think so.

I think it was over Che and communism. Yeah. One of them gave Unfrosted a nine. I didn't know there were liberal country music stars. Oh, yeah. There have always been a lot. Oh, shit. Basically, he has a song with Zelinsky.

Yeah. Morgan Wallen. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Yeah, he doesen. Oh, yeah. Interesting. He does things liberally for sure. I missed it. Says him, too. Kyle, you okay? Mouth fine.

Stomach is the problem. Oh, no. But no, it's fine. We got to figure out how we're going to do tomorrow's episode. I'm very excited. We have a fashion reveal. I think we all come dressed like this, or however we're going to do tomorrow's episode. I'm very excited. We have a fashion reveal. I think we all come dressed like this. Or however you're going to be dressed. And one by one we exit and come back in.

Can we have a runway? With our own entrance. Yeah, do a runway right there. I think I have multiple outfits. Me too. Me and Nick. I might have two. Oh, wow.

I might have to go to the store. I went to the Wicker Park Fashion District after work yesterday, and I wanted to kill myself. Well, what'd you say? I wanted to kill myself. You wanted to kill yourself. Oh, suicide. I wanted to kill myself. When you say it like that, I also want to kill myself.

Yeah, sorry. I went into eight different different stores tried a million things and but it's gotta be things that you actually want to wear this summer yeah yeah

I didn't know if you guys were gonna get like joke outfits no you're getting like I'm getting things I'm gonna try like if you guys

legitimately think I look good I would wear it I would never wear but I okay yeah yeah I'm very excited to see what Che comes up with

I know I can't even imagine It's gonna be like a button down with stripes It's gonna be the Bucks jerseys with like the digital clock Yeah It's gonna be like a Ray Lewis jersey Like this is what I've been really thinking about wearing this summer Bold choice Yeah we have a Riley Cooper jersey upstairs

Yeah we do In the Anis studio? Yeah I have have a Riley Cooper jersey upstairs. Yeah, we do. In the Innis studio? Yeah. I have a Wander Franco jersey. Ooh. That guy did some stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Where is he now? Is he a good guy? We have a family member that sends all Mostly Sports just sends me all the jerseys that are canceled. I have a Jefferson Davis jersey. Oh. What did he play? And what number do you wear? He sent me the same package, an Al Jefferson and an Anthony Davis jersey. Oh, cool. Oh. What did he play? And what number did he win? He sent me the same package, an Al Jefferson and an Anthony Davis jersey.

Oh, cool. Oh. He puts thought into it. Were you giddy when you got it? I like Fieldcrest High School here in Monoc, Illinois. It's actually a pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well. It's a cool logo. It's not like I've got the jersey. Oh. That's Fieldc logo. It's not like I've got the jersey. Oh. That's way to go, Fieldcrest. Fieldcrest Knights. Brandon, did you tell your wife that you're going to Idaho?

No, I haven't told Tommy, the wife, or anybody. I've kept that. Not even the birds? Not the birds. But me and my wife don't really see each other until the morning. Oh, wow. When I get home, I get a kid, she gets a kid, and we go to a ballpark. Yeah, so last night you pitched.

I didn't pitch last night. I wasn't the pitcher. But I was the dugout mom last night. So I held the book and got them in line and called out who the next three were and then the next three. And you guys won? We lost 12-0. We lost 12-0, and the other team just beat us pretty pretty good all their kids were getting any hits yeah any hits we had a couple hits uh my kid didn't uh but but the the other kids on our

team did did your kid hear about that on the drive home no we went to we went to culver's and he had some cheese curds and and some ice cream and had a way you celebrated a 12 nothing loss yeah that's crazy and the walker house we will always have ice cream win or lose good day. Wait, you celebrated a 12-0 loss? Yeah, that's crazy. In the Walker house, we will always have ice cream win or lose. Okay. Mississippi State fans. But Kurds? Oh, he got Kurds, yeah.

He got Kurds. We don't go to Culver's without the Kurds. But, yeah, it was a tough loss. He's eight, and I don't even think we keep score, but we know the score. And it was 12-0. It was a lot, yeah. And the other coaches were, like, getting mad at the strike zone that we were giving. They were 9-0, and one of the coaches got sassy about a strike zone.

And he was like 44 and looked like he was 60. I hope he dies. No, he's fine. Oh, he's fine. Yeah, he's fine. He's a nice guy. Were you in Antioch? Huh? Were you in Antioch?

Yeah, we were in Antioch. Was it Antioch Blue? What are you doing? What? Who'd you? What are you doing? Why are you calling the team names out? There's only two team names?

Blue and Red. And you're on Red? No, we play neighboring towns. Oh, okay. I don't know what town we played last night. RB something. RB Baseball Association. Whatever RB is up there.

You guys will get a win. Will we get a win? We're 2-2. We're fine. Are the kids having fun? I don't think so. Are you?

I'm one for two in migraines so I was fine last night. I didn't get a migraine. But I was also a dugout mom last night. I didn't get a migraine. But I was also dug out mom last night. I might not go Saturday. Do you wear a hat? I wear whatever I can. Yeah. What does that mean?

I wear whatever I can. I wear sunglasses. I don't wear hats because I can't wear hats. Yes, you can. Let's get you a burka. Just cover up. I don't know if that would help with the sun. Yeah, that would make it worse, right?

What about they have the air conditioning neck thing? My wife bought me that for Father's Day one year. And? Tommy sold it. Tommy's now. Yeah. Damn it. Tommy steals most of my Father's Day gifts.

Damn it. That starts happening. Carry around a parasol. What? Like the little umbrella. Yeah, just a little dainty umbrella. No, I don't need a parasol. What? Like the little umbrella. Yeah, just a little dainty umbrella. No, I don't need a parasol. I can't pull off a parasol.

Yeah, you could. Oh, you'd be so cute with it. You definitely could. You could spin it when you walk. So cute. Dainty-like? What about one of those big old floppy hats? Dainty mode.

I can't do a floppy hat. Bring in some hats tomorrow. That's what tomorrow's for. You want to do hat day? I'll do hat day for myself. A hat could be a part of it. That's part of your fashion. I have a hat in my outfit. Yeah, in some hats tomorrow. That's what tomorrow is for. You want to do hat day? I'll do hat day for myself. A hat could be a part of it. That's part of your fashion. I have a hat in my outfit.

Yeah. Do some hats. You guys have to have accessories also. All right. Just so you know. Why are you calling the shots on this? Because. Yeah, what the fuck?

Just have your own day. We already did Mother's Day. We did Mother's Day. Because I just would like to see what everyone's. I'm excited. Did you even buy anything yesterday? No, I got an ice cream cone uh

and I almost cried in the car that sounds like a standard Wednesday yeah women's shopping trip the usual that could happen Nick are you nervous that I'm dressing you so yeah because I know what that means

it means I become your property your little bitch. Well, we're going to look the same. I'm more nervous about the side-by-side bulges. Oh, you shouldn't be nervous about that. Unless you're nervous for both of us. I'm nervous for both of us. Okay, yeah.

Yeah, if you're nervous for both of us. It's going to be two small dicks. Yep. Like the topographical map of Kansas. Yeah, exactly. Two little, yeah. Little mole hill. Yeah, it's going to, yeah.

Yeah. That'll be fine. Why don't you stuff yourselves? Oh, Kyle would like that joke. I think we could. He's struggling. He's struggling. I love that shit.

Okay, all right. He's struggling. Let the guy struggle in peace. Okay. I try to hide a lot of my body especially my my cockabells yeah not with these complex pattern huh can't see anything steven what do you got on your sheet today give us the best one It was a lot of movie based stuff

Because of the Unfrosted What is your favorite rewards program And why Okay Let's have Jerry run What does that mean It's a rewards program And let's get this conversation started

Let's get this conversation started let's get this conversation started I'm a sucker for any hole punch card Jay I don't like those I like seeing the progress I always forget are you guys doing rewards programs they have some when you pay with Apple Pay

it automatically puts you in them yeah I mean I guess what rewards programs are you in, Che? I do like, well, ice cream hole punch ones. You have a vaccine hole punch. Oh, yeah. He said, what? Where do you get that?

I got that. You get the suck off Fauci after five. Oh, the vaccine. Yes. Yes. All right, Leah, let's just have Jerry and the moth run the gauntlet. So we got to figure out who's going to be running it in the eye thing. So spin the wheel for that.

The moth. It's a nocturnal gauntlet. These feel like nighttime when you put them on. Those are funny. They're super dark. Oh, like nighttime when you put them on. Those are funny. They're super dark. Oh, nice. Che, that's perfect. That's Steve.

Will you be able to see without your glasses? No. Okay. Where'd he go? Put your glasses on over top of him. Che, you're the one who has to do the gauntlet. Yeah. With these.

Will you be able to see? Well, it won't matter. No, this will be good. Don't be mad at me, but you also need antennas. I got you. You need the antennas. Yep. Have to have the antennas.

Che. Yep. And the loops, the wings have to be looped through your fingers. Che, do you want to apologize to Mark for what the Knicks are doing to the Pacers? Yeah. What do you think about Rick Carlisle saying the Knicks are doing to the Pacers? Yeah. What do you think about Rick Carlisle saying that it's rigged? Confirming.

The Indiana Pacers coach has confirmed that the NBA is rigged. He said he wanted small market teams to have a shot. It isn't like Minnesota. I mean, they're technically not the betting favorite, but I think they're a lot of people's choice to win the NBA title, and they're a small market team. I think he should maybe concentrate on keeping his best players in the lineup. T.J. McConnell was out the last, like, seven minutes of the game. Good points. That's a good point.

I would say, yeah. Carl, giant baby. They failed 78 complaints. Yeah, 78. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. My vision's terrible.

Kate's just doing a torture episode. Yeah, but then she says, oh, no, I'm sorry. You crafted this. I didn't mean to do that. Wait, give us a line. Do you get these custom? Give us a line. Give us a line.

Oh, please knock next time. There it is didn't you guys knock okay what in that scene yeah no we this guy's the judge yeah yeah oh this is the judge yeah no we didn't see what we did see if you guys just released that with adam sandler in the movie i would have given it a lot better score. We didn't knock, but in the next scene, it cuts to us knocking. Great transition. Oh, that was smart. Did we come in first on your ballot? No.

No. Again, pretty, pretty, I explained myself. It was last what you saw. It was whichever movie was last was going to probably win with my goldfish brain. If you're a judge next year, we'll use this. Yeah. This will be very helpful. Get yourself last.

Adam Sandler and Jerry Seinfeld. No, just be last. And be last. Be last. Be last and you'll win. Make a movie that, yeah, you just went on in the background. He's going to struggle. Yeah.

Do you think he'll beat Jeff's time? Yes. With this? I don't know. How much can you see through those things? They're like nighttime when you put them on. I think Jerry will beat Jeff's time too. There he goes.

I'm excited for tomorrow. I think that's kind of what I want to do with the gauntlet is just handicap ourselves as much as possible just to see if we can beat Jeff. Yeah. See what level of handicap it takes to lose to Jeff. Yeah. Like, do you think that I could beat Jeff if I didn't shoot the basketball with my hands? No.

With your feet? Oh, kicking it in? Yes. These are the things I want to see. Try it. These are the things. I don't. Or if you had to, like, bounce it in.

Can you use a soccer ball, though? No. Basketball. I want to see if they can kick it in. It might hurt. Oh, yeah. He'll beat him. Yeah. He'll beat him. I don. Oh, yeah, he could do it. He'll beat him.

Yeah, he'll beat him. I don't have to do that, right? No. You could. Oh, yeah, he absolutely. Yeah. Take a watch. Wait, no.

You want this back? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think he practiced enough and had a little practice going If you handcuffed your hands together in front of you, could you I think so you can under hit it's still yeah Shoot you could throw. Yeah. You could underhand. You could still shoot. You could throw. What about like on rollerblades? Soccer would be hard. Wheelchair. Soccer would be tough.

Getting the three pointer in a wheelchair would be tough. Maybe like while giving head. No? Probably not. Probably not. That'd be tough what about while receiving receiving that'd be i'd go slow on purpose oh no i keep missing That's shoes too I gotta figure out how to get I got a whole fit I don't have anything

We're just being quiet What's going on here? We're watching you guys Alright, let's go I felt like it was about to start Yeah, I thought it was about to start My bad Ready, Steven?

Oh no, he really can't see They're like super, super dark You got it, Steve Oh, and there's butterflies everywhere Alright, ready? I guess so Three You got it, Steve. Oh, and there's butterflies everywhere. All right, ready? I guess so. Three, two, one, go.

He can't see at all. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shut him down. Oh, no. Stop it, Jake. Jake better. This could be tough. Go, Jay.

Go closer. He's trying to trick him. Get closer, Jay. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, Alice a really good time This is where it's yeah, remember I did this blindfold that's right you did this blindfolded. That's right, you did. Jerry, I think you can beat Jeff. We might be here a little bit.

Yeah, we're gonna be here for a while. I'm so sorry, everyone. No, stop saying sorry. You're gonna throw spaghetti at the wall sometime. Stop saying sorry. T Tanning glasses on. Kate, shoot or shoot? Okay. Oh, my God. Can you see it all out of those? Yeah, you can.

Fasoli was making baskets in them earlier. So this is pathetic. Oh, boy. The wings are tough. This is pathetic, Steven. Oh, got it. I'm sorry. Over here. The wings are tough. This is pathetic, Steven. Oh! Got it! Oh, close.

He's going to be fine with this. Yeah! You did it! Steven! Steven! Not bad. Yeah, no, he'll be fine. He'll be fine. Is it Lukey's birthday today?

What? What? I don't like that we call him Lukey. No, we can't. It's too... Save that for the family. Okay. I told him that. I was like, I'm never going to call you Lukey.

Lukey? Yeah. So weird. Oh, he's right there. Let's go, Che. How's he going to see Sporkle?

That's great. He's going to have to be right up next to the TV, I think. I guess we can just tell him. No. Did that go in? The most confident man in the world.

He is. Undefeated. First shot. That's what makes me believe that he's well endowed. Yeah. I don't want to be crass on this program. He's totally unfazed. Oh, you don't want to be crass on this program. He's totally unfazed. Oh, you don't want to be crass?

Just cool and calm. He's got this. They're nice looking shots. Yeah, he's right there. One of these is going in. Hmm. Someone's got to put these on after and see how blind they make you well he's also blind yeah right that's the problem it's a double blind there he's afraid i'm so afraid just run i got you you got this jay all. I will say some categories for you. Nine NBA players to win at least three MVP awards.

NBA players. Michael Jordan. MVP. Jokic. Nicole Jokic, if this is updated. Yep. Shaquille O'Neal. Are these right?

Yes. Will Chamberlain. Three states to produce the most NFL players? Florida, Texas, California, New Jersey. Texas. Georgia. You got it. You got all three.

You got all three. You need four more I can't I can't Nine countries to begin with the letter I Israel Italy Next topic Five actors to play a group of friends

In uh in grown ups Five actors to play a group of friends In the movie grown ups Adam Sandler It's a character name or they're actors You got it one more one more play the group of friends in the movie Grown Ups? Adam Sandler? It's a character name or they're actors? Actors. You got it.

One more. One more. Shit. Grown Ups? Ten names for babies of the following animals. Bear. Bear. Joey. Joey.

Yeah, there you go. Duckling. Nice. Nice. Good job, Joey. 46. Yeah, not bad at all. Shout out the militia.

Alright Jerry, you're up. Finish soft strong. You gotta beat Jeff D. Lowe. If you don't, that'll be pathetic. It'll be pathetic. It'll be pathetic. Alright, one sec. One sec.

And then it's fashion day tomorrow. I'm so nervous. No, you're gonna look good, Nick. I'm so nervous. I'm clammy. I told you. I got two types of linen Pants for us One a little tighter than the other

I got two tops I'm gonna go buy another two tops I have a pair of shorter shorts That I'm afraid to bring in You have to bring them in But Dan But Nick Alright

We're taking You guys are going all linen We're trying Yeah That's how this whole thing started. We want to become linen guys. All right, Jerry, you ready? Yeah.

Three, two, one. Brandon, are you farting into that? He's trying to fart. Go. You're standing right in front of the... No, I'm trying to fart, big guy. No, no, not you, Jerry. We couldn't see it.

Come on, Jer. Come on, Jerry. Yeah. All right, this is going to be the part that you skip. Oh, kicking is going to hurt so bad. Kicking and swinging the bat are going to suck. Oh, no. Oh, no.

The lowest energy ever. Get close. That's actually not a bad strategy against Jake. Just pretend to be wounded. Yeah. He does. There's no reason that... Oh, Jerry. Nice. Jerry should not have Just pretend to be wounded. Yeah. He does. There's no reason that Chase... Oh, Jerry.

Nice. Jay or Jerry should not have been able to score on him today. I can't believe he didn't get blistered like crazy. He's got this easy. This just... We just keep putting into perspective just how bad Jeff D'Lo is. Oh, he's got... Oh, boy.

Rebounds. Oh, no. Rebounds. Oh, no. Rebounds. We're... We're doing torture. This isn't torture. He's fine. He's fine.

You're at 137. Did you fall asleep on your couch last night? I went to bed. Oh, you're... I went to bed. I started on the couch. Is he going to air ball this? No, Jerry's got a good shot. I made an adult decision and moved to my bed.

So you almost fell into the trap again? Yeah. I caught myself slipping, turned off the Sopranos, hopped into bed, woke up early as fuck for Wake Up Mincy. Didn't make it. Didn't make it. Got tattled on. It was a whole deal too because I woke up

in my pajamas. I showered. I put my pajamas back on for the show. For Wake Up Mincy? For Wake Up Mincy. You have adult pajamas put my pajamas back on for the show. For the Wake Up Mincy? For Wake Up Mincy. You have adult pajamas? Yeah. That's a weird move.

I have, like, polo pajamas. I don't trust people who do that. It's just, like, a comfy... It's, like, I turn everything... It makes me, like, turn everything off. I feel like that's a big, like, Mormon move. To have pajamas? To be wearing adult, like, male pajamas every time you go to bed?

I think you stop wearing pajamas at 12. Yeah. It's like a mindset thing. I need to understand more information about what we're discussing. I'm talking about the pajamas you see in the Christmas card. No. Oh. Like the pattern pajamas.

Top, bottom. Oh, I love them. Fully matched. I have a specific thing I wear every night. What is that? It's just like a pair of shorts and a shirt. That's not pajamas. But they are pajama shorts and...

No. You know, I bought them to sleep in them. They're in pajamas. I would never wear them... I would never wear them anywhere else. I feel like dudes wear plaid pajama pants. I just wear boxers and a t-shirt. I just do boxers.

Every single night. It's whatever boxers you're wearing that day. Whatever t-shirt I'm wearing that day. You wear a shirt? Yeah. I do a shirt. Oh, dude, are you kidding me? I'm not fucking going shirtless.

Imagine if someone broke into my house. Great point. Great point. Trying to fight a burglar. Shit. No shirt on. All right, here we go, Jer. Dick out.

Where do you want to go? Six NFL. Oh, no, that's tough. Wow, this is a tough one. Ten evolutionary stones in Pokemon. I don't know Pokemon. I actually think Jerry might not ever get this. Five flavors in Mike and Ike.

Original fruits. Lemon lime. All right. Yeah. Fuck yeah. There's two. Cherry. Oh, take me out to the ballgame, you know.

Six NFL players to catch a TD thrown by LaDainian Tomlinson. Antonio Gates. Okay. Cook. Seven bench players for the Dream Team. Should be able to get that. Look at number two. Number two is easy.

Steve Kerr. No. Two items. Take me out to the ballgame. Cracker is easy. Steve Kerr? No. Two items take me out to the ballgame. Cracker Jacks? Yeah. And? Peanuts? Yep.

Bradley Cooper movies over 130 mil. What is it? Think really good early 90s basketball players. Just rattle off those. Jordan. No. Because we're doing bench players. Bench. Oh, no, no, no. I we were doing bench play. Bench.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm not good with basketball. What's five yamas in yoga? What's that? What's a group of bees called? No, no, no. Two actors. I don't even know who Jim Halbert is.

Take a guess on the bees. A flock. A bee. Oh, it worked for sheep. Oh, drove. Name groups of animals. Name a group of the following animals. Dolphins.

Fish. Ants. Insect. What are you doing? Groups. What do you mean? What is groups? What's groups?

Like multiple. Like a... Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. Herd. Like plural What's groups? Like multiple. Like a... Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. Herd. Like plural? Yeah, plural. Like a school of fish. Deer.

Deers. Deers. Try clams. Gorillas. I'm out on that one. Okay. I think your only option here is 90s basketball players. I think that's it.

Well, who's... I know Bradley Cooper. Who said Bradley Cooper? Bradley Cooper. Seven non-Marvel... Who said Marvel... Marvel Bradley Cooper. Non-Marvel.

Oh, one term used for a husband who watched his wife have a sex with the third party. Cuck. There you go. Beautiful. No. What? What's cuck short for? The full thing.

Full word. Formal. Oh, no. Full word for cuck, Jer. Oh, boy. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You got it. You got it.

Cuck. Cucker. Yeah. Got it. Come on, Jerry. Hold on. This was the problem last time. I'm not good with the board.

You should get the LaDainian-Thomason teammates. No. Mm-mm. Just 90s basketball players. You can get those. Okay, okay. These have to be benched, though. Yeah, but they're just really good basketball players from the 90s.

All Hall of Famers. Or teammates. Basically. So without the starting five. Yeah, but don't think about starting five. Just list guys from the 90s. Allen Iverson. No, that's the thousands. Who's the guy from the Kn five. Yeah, but don't think about starting five. Just list guys from the 90s. Allen Iverson. No, that's the thousands.

Who's the guy from the Knicks? Yeah. Yeah, hold on. I don't watch basketball, dude. That's the problem. Think about the most famous basketball players. I don't watch basketball. From the 80s.

80s. You had the Knicks, though. Spud Webb. No. Oh, my God. Spurs. Tim Duncan. No. Manu Ginobili. No. Oh, my God. Spurs. Tim Duncan. No.

Manu Ginobili. No. Earlier. Oh, Robinson. There it is. Yeah. Yep. All right.

Hold on. We're cooking two more. I got it. Okay. 80s. Think of 80s basketball. Patrick Ewing. Yes.

There it is. Who Jordan beat in the final? No, I think he was the starter. John Stockton. There we go. Patrick Ewing. Yes. There it is. Who Jordan beat in the final? No, I think he was the starter. John Stockton. There we go. Carl Malone. Oh, he might have started. 80s.

The two most famous basketball players of the 1980s. Yes. Two rivals. Hold on. Coast to coast. Stay right there. I know rivals. Black, white.

I know. Don't relax. I'm there. I'm on the guy. Culture war. AIDS. I know. I'm on the war. coast. Stay right there. I know rivals. Black, white. I know. Don't relax. I'm there. I'm on the guy. Cultural war. AIDS. I know. I'm on the war.

I'm on the guy. Just hold on a second. Isaiah Thomas. You motherfucker. Oh, my God. HIV. And his counterpoint. White guy.

Everyone's like the best white guy. Everybody's the best white guy. No, he's the best white guy. Every white kid in the 80s wanted to be him. Kate, look at Kate. I get told a lot. I look like him. No, that's not going to help.

Jason Kidd. No. That's new. No. Come on, Jerry. I'm meaning to tell you that, Kate. Hold on, hold on. It's got to be somebody.

Think groups of animals with basketball players. Go fruit flavors. Where's fruit flavors? The five flavors of Mike and Ike original fruit. He might lose to Jeff. Jeff, cherry, lemon, and lime. He might lose to Jeff D'Lo. Cherry, lemon, lime.

One more. What's Jeff's time? 9.30. Oh, my God. Cherry. Oh, my God. Cherry, lemon, lime. Disney, more fruits.

Basketball players, Jerry. A Bradley Cooper movie? Magic Johnson. God. Jerry. Oh, my God. Jerry Lemon Lime. Disney, More Fruits. Basketball players, Jerry. Are you kidding me? A Bradley Cooper movie? Magic Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh, my God.

Counterpart. Counterpart. His rival. Johnson. Johnson. His rival on the other coast. He was West Coast. Who was East Coast?

He's white. Everybody that's company Williams. No. No. Who's white? Who's white. Who's East Coast? He's white. Everybody that's company Williams. No, no. Who's white? Who's white? Who's white? Not Jason Kidd. Jason Williams.

The most famous white basketball player in the history of white basketball. I don't watch ball. In all the history of white basketball. Who's white basketball? Name fruits. Cherry, lemon, lime, blueberry. Oh, my God. Raspberry.

Oh, my God. Raspberry. What's going to happen? No, dude. Cherry. Dude. It's a color. No.

No. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out of flavors. Celtics. Name fruits. Larry Bird. Cut.

Where does it go? Did he beat him? Did I beat him? How could you not get Larry Bird? I don't watch basketball. He beat him. I loved that for us. Wait, you have the...

What happened before? Jerry, you have the second worst son? Because of Sporkle, remember? Oh, my God. I don't do well in the Sporkle. Jerry. Oh my god. Hey, I'm right there. I'm okay with that.

You needed a little help? That's okay. You were barely worse after a marathon than you were normally. Yeah. The problem is never that stuff. It's the Sporkle. The Sporkle is my problem. I was on Sporkle here last time for like five or six minutes. Give Jerry a random

sporkle real quick. How could you? Give me a random one, but I'm not I don't got no brain cells. That's a problem. Yeah, that is tough. I feel it. Random. Okay. So what's the timer? Okay, doesn't matter. Alright. Five senses. Nine states

which have a double letter in their name? Illinois. Yeah. Easy, isn't it, Brandon? Illinois. Was that Mississippi? Yeah. Tennessee.

Yeah. Illinois. Five senses? Nickel penny. Smell. Touch. Look hard. Feel.

No, it's touch. That is touch. So you're good at getting five every time. Six players to win an MVP. Here, here, here. NFL MVP three times or more? NFL MVP three times or more. Patrick Mahomes?

No, he probably won it twice. There's some really famous guys how's possible let's remind roast three and three time i'm shocked you're on a dozen trivia team yeah three time mv Got to be quarterback. Tom Brady. There it is. What's that guy's name? Oh, God.

What's the next one? Three NHL teams with 10-plus Stanley Cups. Rangers. No shot. Look at the census. Let's go back to state Rangers. No shot. Look at the senses. Let's go back to state letters. State letters. It's double letter in its name.

Jared, look at the senses. Smell, touch, hear. I said feel. It didn't work. No. Hear, smell, touch. This is insane. I don't fucking know. What?

You hear something? You smell something? Hear no evil. See no evil. Right? See. See.'t fucking know. What, do you hear something? Do you smell something? Hear no evil, see no evil. Right? See, see, see. There it is. All right. Hear no evil, see no evil.

Speak. Sound, maybe. No, it's not a sense, right? Right organ. All right. States with double letters. Come on, Jerry. Illinois, Mississippi, Hawaii.

Yeah, double letter I. on, Jerry. Illinois, Mississippi, Hawaii. Yeah, double letter. There it is. Brandon. We're going to 10 here? Yeah, we're getting to 10. Double letter. Mississippi, New Jersey, no. South Dakota, no. New Jersey, no. Uh-huh. South Dakota, no.

North Dakota, no. Close to that. Florida, no. Oregon, no. You're bouncing everywhere. I'm trying. You just went Florida. You just got to one and then you left it.

I don't know if I can get to, I don't know if I know all the states. You do. I don't know. States. I wish I had a map. What about? What about what, Brandon? What?

I don't know hockey. Devils. You're a big Steelers fan? Yeah, but Bradshaw Didn't win three Where are they from God damn it What state is that in Pennsylvania

There it is Where's the double letter The N's Oh that's right Alright so Sporkle's Not your thing It ain't my thing It ain't your thing

Not your thing Alright spin the wheel TJ Tomorrow we got Fashion reveal Very excited for it Alright, so Sporkle's not your thing. It ain't my thing. It ain't your thing. Not your thing. Alright, spin the wheel, TJ. Tomorrow we got fashion reveal. Very excited for it. We're all taking risks. Hurry up. And so we're not wearing the outfits to the... No.

Start. Oh. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. We deserve this. Jerry, you're on the wheel. He's wet. Oh, boy. God fucking damn it I feel like the wheel is getting us back For yesterday's show

Brandon suck my dick wheel I'm not even going to say that Oh man Brandon this is you It's not going to be Fuck all y'all It's not going to be us It's like saying Bloody Mary in. Fuck all y'all. It's not going to be us. That's fine.

It's like saying Bloody Mary in the mirror. Yeah, you did this, Brandon. Good. It hasn't been me in years. One year. Suck my dick, suck my dick. Kyle is just gone. Yeah, someone's going to have to pull Kyle out of the depths of hell. He ate something hot.

Kate. Kate poisoned us and then said sorry. Kate reminded Kyle of his past mother and then just made him eat poison. I did like your games, though, Kate. That was fun. Thank you. An attempt was made. Any time Zah has to guess something that we're eating is instant classic in my mind.

That portion of it. That was impressive. He's the best. He's good. His descriptors are so much fun. Motherfucker. Jerry, you think it's going to be you? It should be Kate.

It should be Kate or Brandon. It should be Kate or Brandon if the wheel is just. Yeah. There it is. Nice. Would be funny if it was Kyle. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Kyle's always funny when he's wet. Stay. Oh, this is... I think this is a real chest wheel. I got a bad feeling. Yeah, Mook also deserves it for the couch. Oh. Come on. You know what? I was thinking about it. I'm happy I talked about the couch yesterday. Well, here's the couch. Oh. Come on.

You know what? I was thinking about it. I'm happy I talked about the couch yesterday. Well, here's the thing, and people will complain about every portion of this show. Oh, God damn it. Life isn't fair.

The dumbest questions still give us great moments because that's what the show is built on, people sitting around talking about whatever. Bullshit. Right. Aw, see what you did.

Thanks, Big Cat. Titus is shaking his head. Thank you, Big Cat. It's always me and KD. Titus! Yes! It's never you. Way to go, Titus. Way to go, Titus.

This is just terrible. This would be a tough send-off for Zah. You were a good sport, Jerry, for coming on. Oh, no. You were a good sport for coming on, Jerry, to talk about the marathon. We have two guys that ate three of the hot balls in the Galli-Rant marathon. Those are the three left. Stop.

Oh, no, Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. No, Jerry. I've got no luck. I've been a loser my whole life. I've been a loser my whole life. I've been a loser my whole life.

Okay, you're up 1-0. No, what? Oh, best of seven? Best of seven. Shit. Can't celebrate too early. I thought it was it. No, you're good.

You're good. Well, nothing's good, though, Jerry. There you go, 2-0. 2-0, Jerry. 2-0. two nothing. Two nothing, Jer. Two nothing. So I gotta get two more. Let's see piss outta TJ. Yeah! Two more, Jer. Two more.

Got it. No. No! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Fuck! Ugh! You won. You got two cocky there, Jer. It's even piss yellow. Two cocky. Oh no. Two cocky there, Jer. It's even piss yellow. Oh, no. Too cocky, Jerry. Oh, no.

Oh, we got two. Just like that. Oh, man. Just like that. Two-two. You got comfortable. I did. I thought it was it. We need this one bad.

Game five. Three-two. Two. But we're going back to TJ's place. Yep. Game six now. Jer, it's a wrap. You got it. You to TJ's place. Yep. Game six now. Garrett's a wrap. You got it.

You think so? Yeah. No, I don't. Maybe we're going seven. Yeah, we're going seven. Oh, we're going seven. We're going seven. Going seven.

We're going seven. That's right. I did this, and that exact angle went right to him again. Oh, no. Oh, here we go. See you. Curtains. No, you're go. Curtains. Oh, you're okay.

You're okay. You're not okay. Got to go upstairs to the shower. He's going to take like an hour. Oh, man. Elevator's broken too. I'm sorry. Are they still working on the elevator?

Yeah. Yeah, they are. Jerry, you got to take the stairs. I got to pee. I would almost. Get yourself wet and then come right back down. But for the elevator, he has to walk all the way that way and then all the way that way. Oh, yeah.

With the stairs, he'd be right at it. Can we cut to some cameras seeing him walking? Yeah. Oh, Jerry. And he was a nice guy for coming on. Very. Yeah. And the wheel just did that to him.

Just fucked him raw. Raw. Can we see him? Where is he? He might just go home. Yeah, he probably... We cut and it's just cars peeling out. He's sprinting.

Remember we used to have the camera in the shower, by the way? That was really weird. No, legally I do not. I remember. I look for it every time. I saw Big T's cock. Not everybody's gotten wet in the new place. No.

You haven't, right? I think I have. Have you? What? Gotten wet here? I haven't. I have not. I have.

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Yeah, she did. Where'd she go? Yeah, put a basketball in. I think you can do it faster than Jeff D. Lowe can hit a three. Definitely. Yeah, Kate just came in. I think you can do it faster than Jeff D. Lowe can hit a three. Definitely. Yeah, Cade just came in and fucked up Kyle today. Yeah. I can tell I'm going to have diarrhea in like an hour now.

You're going to have diarrhea? Yeah. Brandon doesn't have his headphones on. TJ's going to have diarrhea in an hour and a half. Cool, cool. That go in? Can't wait for Tim Hitchin's hitchens report on that oh here he goes yeah he's he's walking so slow

just standing behind him jerry's not even thinking about changing his clothes too which is probably not the smartest he might just go raw dog i think he is i think he's gonna do raw dog and he's gonna sit right back down in the gambling cave for the next six hours. Just be wet. And just be wet. Whatever. It is what it is.

Me and Kyle have to cook with Chef Donnie after this. Oh, yeah? What has he got you cooking up? Hibachi. Oh! We have the uniforms. Is that allowed? Here comes that bitch, Kate. Why wouldn't it be allowed? Here comes that bitch, Kate.

Why wouldn't it be allowed? Okay. That bitch, Kate. No, I'm asking. Uniforms for what? Hibachi? I think that's allowed. There's white hibachi chefs.

Yeah. Well, actually, Stephen. Hibachi. Stephen, is it allowed? Yeah, as long as you can toss the shrimp, you're good. Okay, as long as I can toss the shrimp. We really should use Stephen more for racially inappropriate jokes, because I think he would say yes to everything.

Che, it's just the hat. I have a rising sun bandana and those wooden sandals. And you're going to bow a lot. Yeah. You've got to have some type of red on you. Oh, okay. Red belt, red headband, something like that. Okay. But yeah, rest checks out. you. Oh, okay. Red belt, red headband, something like that. Okay.

But yeah, rest checks out. Cool. Rest checks out. Yeah, we can do whatever. This is nice to have. You got this. He's still probably... I want to see him walk back.

Make sure you got the... I wonder where Kyle is. He might just be laying in the studio. I genuinely feel bad. No, you don't. You didn't know that two million Scoville balls were hot. I didn't think he was going to eat them. There's really no way of knowing that.

It's just something you find out in real time. Embrace it, Kate. You're a villain. I didn't think he was going to eat more than one. Let's cancel the big thing we have. Why are these balls spicy? Oh, yes. What?

We had a big plan. You're right. Let's cancel that. She deserves it to be canceled yeah delight fest 2024 it was gonna be that's all right i understand we got a telephone pole we're gonna put in the middle of the uh basketball court just fill it with flyers oh my pole oh he's back oh he's pretty wet wet oh you Oh, you're making me mad. Oh, he's squeaking. Yeah. You know you're wet. He's wet on the front.

He's very wet. He's very wet. Is he wet? He's very wet. What are you talking about? Wet. Oh, yeah, he's wet. All right, that's the show.

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