The Yak - The Jersey Boys Haggle A Street Vendor and Come Away With a Haul | The Yak 5-31-22
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We're back. We're back.
Better than ever.
See ya, baby.
Can I just say I'm in a fucking great mood today?
You shook my hand.
I know.
I feel fucking great today.
I don't know what's going on, dude.
My brain feels fucking incredible.
It's the boys.
It's the boys.
It's the boys.
It's the weather.
You shook my fucking hand.
It's dope, bro.
Great. How's the MDW? Fucking sick. It's the boys. It's the weather. Shook my fucking hand. It's dope, bro. Great.
How was the MDW?
Fucking sick.
Sick.
Yeah?
Fucking sick, boys.
You had a good MDW?
Yeah, I was in here recording with the boys.
You were when?
Yesterday.
What time?
Early.
Not that early.
It was like 1.
Yeah, it's early for us.
We were here late.
Yeah, you were here late.
Someone's got to keep the lights on in this place.
All-time funny PMT.
All-time funny PMT.
All-time episode.
Stav.
Incredible.
An absolute quote.
Stav, are you mad that he was here?
No, why would I be mad about that? You just gave me that face.
No, I was going to say all-time funny son of a boy, Dad.
We're gassing up the bros.
Yeah, we're having a good mood.
The bros will gas us in turn.
He wants to gas himself up.
Owen, were you a little upset when I said him, when I said Stav was in,
and I was like, yeah, there are a lot of fans here in this office,
and he's like, yeah, because my fan base is all 20-year-old losers.
Yeah, that's me.
Hand up, I haven't listened yet, but I'm very excited to do so right after this.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
What a great day.
Yes, dude.
Awesome day.
What a great day.
Jerry's in this bitch.
Jerry.
You see, can you post a picture that Jerry took care of some business today for me?
Oh, yeah, the riffraff outside.
The construction going out on right outside.
I don't think it can be overstated how quickly Jerry got out.
It was incredible.
So there's a bunch of construction going on right outside of the office.
Literally, they're on scaffolding taking brick away from the exterior.
And I was like, Jerry, could you go just get a time frame for me?
Because I'm a big believer in, like, if you tell me something's going to take two weeks, I can deal with it.
Because I can mentally prepare.
But if it feels like it's endless, I'm fucked.
Jerry put on the hard hat and the vest, went right out there.
He was like, I'm the supervisor for the building.
They offered to stop the job.
Jerry had the power of the entire construction crew in his hands within like 30 seconds.
Dude, where did you pull the vest from?
I'm picturing you pulling back a Steelers jersey like Superman.
Having the vest under there.
Did you know his neon yellow is that more powerful than orange?
Yeah, way more powerful, for sure.
Also, he was already wearing the hard hat.
He didn't put the hard hat to go on out there.
He was already wearing it.
It was an all-time move, though.
Jerry, tell me if this is true, though.
The guys out there, they got a certain amount of time to do the job,
and it's like we have to have this job done in nine weeks,
and so they might finish the job in six or seven weeks, but then they have to kind of stretch the job to make sure the job. And it's like, we have to have this job done in nine weeks. And so they might finish the job in six or seven weeks,
but then they have to
kind of stretch the job
to make sure the job
lasts long enough.
Listen, there's always
a time frame,
but they never meet it.
Yeah.
Never.
Yeah.
That's why it's the union.
Yeah, right.
Get some extra pay.
That's why it's the union.
It was great, though.
They thought he was OSHA.
He could have just shut
the whole fucking thing down.
OSHA walking around
in shorts and... Kenny Pickett. Kenny Pickett jersey and tennis shoes.
That's funny.
That was great, Jerry.
Kenny Pickett OTAs.
Yes, yes.
Mitch is getting the first team reps, which I'm happy about.
He deserves it.
You know what I mean?
Kenny's third straight.
It's a matter of time, though.
They didn't draft Kenny to have him sit.
Let me ask you this.
Jerry might have reprimanded Kenny this weekend.
Don't bring that up, please.
Why?
What did he pick it to?
Stop.
Why?
I don't want that on there.
Why?
Everybody forget that they heard that.
Kenny Pickett was enjoying his MDW in Jersey Shore,
and Jerry was like,
it's a bad look to be out in Jersey Shore.
Why is it a bad look? I just don't want my kid. The worst look, I heard something about him to be out in Jersey Shore. Why is it a bad look?
I just don't want my kid.
The worst look, I heard something about him, too, in Jersey Shore.
Well, he's hanging with Glennie.
No, Glennie was invited to hang out with him and went to try and see Daniel Jones instead.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, Glennie, that's fucked up.
The Hollywood would pick it.
Yeah, for sure.
Not Glennie, Hollywood and someone.
He big-timed your quarterback.
Yeah, I mean, but listen, I got nothing against Kenny.
I just said, listen, it's a bad look.
He's from Jersey.
He's enjoying his first MDW.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm just looking out for the guy.
He's young.
Where do you think he should be?
I think he should be starting the playbook in Pittsburgh.
It's my take.
Does he get holidays?
No, he gets holidays.
I get it.
You know what I mean?
You want to have fun.
Brady wasn't down the Jersey Shore, though.
No.
It's a great point.
Stephen Jay, what do you think about this NFL take here?
I think he's right. I'm right in line with Jerry.
I mean, he hasn't proven anything yet.
Gary knows the playbook.
You can't talk about him like that, Stephen. Jerry can.
Well, I'm Tex friends with him, so.
Yeah, that's true.
He came to your birthday dinner.
Yes, he did.
Yeah?
All right, so what else is going on?
Sass, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
Yeah, no, we did the show, that show last week.
Yes, yes.
Did you have any mics this weekend?
No, it was a slow weekend for me.
Damn.
I just hung out, watched a lot of movies.
Yeah, what did you watch?
Moneyball?
No, I watched Almost Famous, Adventureland.
What was the other one?
What was the Shia LaBeouf one I was talking about?
Sterbia.
Sterbia?
Did you guys random movie?
Yeah.
Grown Ups yesterday.
Did you go see Top Gun?
I didn't.
We're going to see it this week.
Awesome.
You saw it?
Watched more McDonald's new special.
Awesome.
How was that?
Top Gun is awesome.
What is Top Gun?
What's that?
Okay, okay.
Jerry.
I've never seen it, honestly. Top Gun, never. Best is Top Gun? What's that? Okay, okay. Jerry. I've never seen it, honestly.
Top Gun, never.
Best movie ever.
Never seen it.
Biggest movie in America right now?
Well, I see it all on Twitter, but I don't know what it is.
Me and Tommy and the other two boys went and saw it yesterday.
It didn't hold the kids' attention, but it held mine.
It was a good movie.
It was a great movie.
It was a good movie.
Maybe the best movie ever made.
I'm not a goose.
Why am I a goose?
Yeah, you are a goose.
Better than the original?
I think it's better than the original.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, let's pull back on that.
I think the original was groundbreaking.
We're back on that.
Let's pull back on that.
Yeah, it was the originals.
Nothing really happened.
I mean-
The reason why I think it's better, no spoilers, is the original was very much like a time piece.
Like it was an 80s movie.
Yeah.
This one rocks.
But this one was like a throwback to an 80s or 90s movie, which we haven't seen in forever.
It was just enough cheesy 90s action.
I was like, fuck, this was awesome.
Was there any talk to me, Gooses?
Oh, yeah.
There was?
Oh, yeah.
No spoilers, dude.
Well, that's not a spoiler.
How's that a spoiler?
Because you just spoiled the whole, I don't even have to see it anymore.
Yeah, you just spoiled it.
God damn it.
That was the only thing I wanted to see.
Fresh talk to me goose.
Can I say one thing about the movie that really bothered me for about a minute until they explained it?
It's not a spoiler at all.
Okay.
Meg Ryan?
There's a scene on the beach where they're playing football.
Yeah.
Dogfight football.
So stupid.
I couldn't figure it out.
I was like, why are there two footballs?
Yeah.
Dogfight football.
And then they showed one team playing offense.
Is that a real thing somebody does?
What the hell is going on?
Okay.
All right.
Dogfight football.
No, it was very stupid.
They basically were like, we had that scene where everyone was topless playing volleyball.
We got to figure out a new thing for it. Well, why wouldn't they just, they should have just thrown the volleyball scene back in. basically were like we had that scene where everyone was topless playing volleyball yeah we
got to figure out a new thing for it well why wouldn't they just they should have just thrown
the volleyball scene back in but that's that's why i loved it it was like different but it was
the same they should have done like a 12 minute ad for spike ball oh that would have been good
should have played full court 21 that would have been good by the way we got to play where we have
i think we have that coming up um jerry are you, has it dawned on you that you've started a revolution with the Jerry Dog?
I got so many Jerry Dogs this weekend.
Yeah, it's crazy.
People smushing their hot dogs.
I love it.
You got to start selling them.
Yeah.
A personalized Jerry?
A factory where people are personalized.
Yeah, what you do is you have people send.
If you send Jerry a hot dog to the office.
It's like an autograph.
It's a reverse stamp.
Yeah, with the stamp sending it back, packaging back, and $20, he'll Jerry dog it and send it back.
$100.
He was going to be spoiled by then.
No, hot dogs don't go bad.
People won't get it to eat.
They'll get it to have.
They'll get it in a plastic bag.
Yeah.
Making waves in the medical community.
They said you could have three now.
Yeah.
A year.
Very dumb.
Less calories.
Doesn't stick.
As an adult autograph seeker, you have to be able to respect if someone sends you that.
I wouldn't say that.
Yeah, it's not something that someone would eat.
It's more like they frame it.
Right.
They smoosh it even more into a frame.
I mean, you said it took a grant.
You don't have an AAS?
No.
AAS?
What would you do, man, if you were my age?
Not get autographed.
Yes, you would.
Yes, you would.
If you were his age, you would be.
He's 12.
Stop it.
What would you do if you were my age?
First, I'd go to school.
I'd go to elementary school. What if you were 12? That would be incredible if you were right? First, I'd go to school. I'd go to elementary school.
What if you went after when I'm home? That would be incredible if you were secretly 12.
Jerry was a...
Me and Jerry...
We're just living the plot of Big with Tom Hanks.
Jerry's 12 years old.
You're so fucked up, man.
Why?
I just hope your son never does that.
Never does what? Never does what?
Never does what?
He grows up and you bring him to games when he's older and he's like,
Daddy, can we get an autograph here?
Well, yeah.
No, if he says, Daddy, can we get an autograph,
he's still of the age where he can get autographs.
Hopefully.
When Big Cat's son asks for a glove for the game, he tosses him a condom.
Axe.
We'll play a real sport.
It's like the same thing you asked him for pictures
When your guests come on
No you get a picture every time
That's alright
It would be way weirder
Imagine if Stav came in and you asked him for an autograph
That'd be funny
That'd be funny as fuck
Actually speaking of which
I don't want you to change Jerry
Because I love you just the way you are.
I don't want to diminish, like, I like that you're an autograph seeker.
That's cool from you because you have a good style of it.
Stav came in and Jerry was like, I'm a big fan.
And he's like, can I get a picture?
And Jerry just took out his phone and started taking a picture of Stav.
He's like, do you want to get in it?
He's like, no, I just want a picture of him.
That's because my friend is a huge fan of his.
I've followed him for years.
He's like, can you get a picture of him?
And I'm like, okay, no problem.
He's like, just don't be in the picture.
So why would your friend want-
I wouldn't even Google a picture.
Why would he want just a picture?
So he would, would he go around being like, here's a picture of Stav?
Jerry's got a good eye.
You can tell it, Jerry.
Jerry's got a good eye. Look at this that Jerry. Jerry's got a good eye.
Look at this.
My buddy took this.
In Jerry's defense, we have a framed poster of autographs.
That's true.
No, again, I'm not going to diminish his autograph seeking.
I think it's cool.
I mean, embrace it.
It's not like I'm selling this shit, man.
There we go, Shefty.
P-Boy was here. Wow. No, you're going to sell it, though. No like I'm selling this shit, man. There we go, Shefty. P-Boy was here.
Wow.
No, you're going to sell it, though.
No, I'm not.
None of it?
Oh, hell no.
Pass it down.
Yeah, dude, that's memories.
You can't leave with it.
What if you find out one day that one of them is worth like $10 million?
Oh, that's gone.
Yeah.
You have to sell that?
I don't know. I mean, listen, I have a one-of-one Najee Harris rookie autograph with the patch.
I mean, right now I can get a good amount for it.
But if he's Hall of Famer, one of the best running backs ever.
Which he could be.
That'll go for a fucking half a mil.
Easy.
You have a Honda Swagner, right?
Original?
Yeah, T206.
I wish.
I should have had that.
Problem is, though,
for these things to be worth a lot of money,
there has to continue to be a lot of people
who want to purchase that,
who would be willing to spend
half a million dollars on an autograph.
Well, people are just spending more and more
and more on cards right now.
Do you think...
So, I mean, I actually...
I'm being serious right now.
I actually think, like,
having a hobby like that
is very cool i wish i had a hobby i wish i'd collected stuff especially in this like line
of work where i could have had access to stuff like i i was cleaning out the pile and i found
a crumpled up russell wilson signed wisconsin jersey i was like i wish i had framed that one
like that was stupid to me yeah um do you think that there are autograph seekers, though, that when...
What?
Whatever.
It's not a bad thing.
It's derogatory.
Sounds like a slur you're saying.
What would you like me to call it?
What would you like me to call it?
Derogatory.
Sounds like a slur.
Throw a man the autographs.
Autograph seekers.
Well, how would you like me to refer to it?
Just update my Twitter bio.
A hobbyist.
A hobbyist sounds worse.
When someone dies, do you think they're like, yes?
Of course, yes.
That card is worth so much more.
So are they, do you think anyone's ever orchestrated a death by their autograph?
Now that I'm thinking about it, is that not the perfect crime?
Would you consider killing somebody?
How did Michael Jackson die?
There's got to be.
There's an entourage episode where they
go to bid on like
a Sandy Koufax
jersey because they
got intel that he
was dying but it
was his dog that
was dying.
What season was
that?
The one they were
trying to make the
movie and then like
people said they
couldn't and then
they did it.
Damn.
I love that one.
That's a good
season.
Gary New new kicks?
$50 on East Bay.
Yep.
Are those golf shoes?
I don't know what they are.
They're like cross-training shoes.
Those are golf shoes.
I think you're wearing golf shoes.
I don't know.
I think you're wearing golf shoes.
See the bottom.
Yeah, these golf shoes.
Yeah, no, I think you just wore golf shoes today.
Also, is East Bay still a thing?
I think so.
It's 50 bucks. Yeah, they have their magazines. Wait, those are golf shoes, Jerry. You got candy on the bottom. You're wore golf shoes today. Also, is East Bay still a thing? I think so. It's 50 bucks.
Yeah, they have their magazines.
Wait, those are golf shoes.
You got candy on the bottom.
You're wearing golf shoes.
I'm going to zoom in on the shoes.
What's the name of those shoes right here?
Can we find them?
50 bucks.
Do you need to order?
Yeah, let me see it.
I think you're wearing, it's like when Michael Scott wore a woman's.
Did y'all see the jerseys downstairs?
Yeah, why don't you just go buy some?
Yeah, you should have bought them all for all of us.
We know you're fucking caking.
What jerseys?
Where are you eyeing up that Carmelone?
At the corner.
The guy that used to sell t-shirts on the floor?
Oh, I've seen a Sean Kemple on there.
Yeah, there's a Kobe Bryant high school jersey.
You've got a Scott Pollard down there.
Really?
Yeah.
Go buy it.
We should bring it in.
I don't have cash.
Give me some cash.
I'll go buy it, everybody.
My desk.
I don't have cash on me.
I usually have cash.
I forgot my ATM pin, too.
I wonder where he stole those from.
I don't know. But there's a 2XL Kobe Bryant high school jersey. I want to just cash on me. I usually have cash. I forgot my ATM pin, too. I wonder where he stole those from. I don't know.
But there's a 2XL Kobe Bryant high school jersey.
I want to just go buy it.
Nike Alpha Lachi.
Spin the wheel.
For a jersey?
No, we'll spin the wheel to see how much money I'll pay for jerseys.
You go get them.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Have the wheel be. Have the wheel be.
If you like the economy, brother.
Ten spots.
Well, you got to negotiate with them, Brandon.
You got to knock them.
100 to 1,000.
No, how much are the jerseys?
Like 60 a piece, I think.
We can negotiate, though.
100 to 100.
Why don't you go 60 to 600?
60 to 600, that's good.
So one.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
60 to 600.
Yes, yes, yes.
One jersey to ten jerseys.
Well, we don't need.
Hold on, let me go see if I have the cash.
There's not 10 people here.
Do the ad, do the ad.
One, two, three.
We can get jerseys just together.
What do you mean there's not 10 people?
Dude, we need to have a serious shot about your bathroom habits.
Rowan, tell them about quoting shitty, scratchy toilet paper.
Dude, the entire time on Barstool's Most Dangerous Game Show,
I was dude wiping my ass.
And then I came back to Civilization, and I tried to go without dude wipes, and I could not do that.
I could not do it. The amount of clean that it gets your b-hole, and excuse my fucking French, it is absolutely disgusting.
Dude wipes are extra large flushable wipes that are made with plant source fibers designed to give you a cleaner butt
a more refreshing finish than tp after dropping a deuce and you can flush them down the toilet
you can take them anywhere you can go into the applebee's bathroom and use one and it's not
going to clog up the applebee's bathroom and turn it into a geyser of shit go to dudewipes.com and
use code yak20 for 20 off your your entire order. Big Cat's back.
He's got cash.
We're going to go 100 to 600 on the wheel.
Okay.
And whatever it lands on, Brandon, I want you to go down there.
We're going to have someone zoom.
If you can't get a deal, you can't buy any of the jerseys.
Yeah, you've got to get a deal.
So if you get 100, you have to be able to get two jerseys.
All right.
Okay.
If we get 200, you have to be able to get four jerseys.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to be able to get a great deal out of it.
At least.
Yeah, we're not going to pay.
It's going to be you're going to have like if it lands on 200,
I'm going to give you $200,
and then you have to come back with four jerseys.
If you can't get four jerseys out of it,
you can't come back with any.
They might just be selling
them for like $25.
I asked this morning. They said $60.
So we need a deal. So whatever it is...
That guy's giving deals out. Yeah, of course he is.
But Brandon needs to actually...
Are we going to decide what jerseys we get or no?
Brandon can decide.
Why, Jerry?
It's fine.
No, that's fine.
You don't think I could do a good job of picking you up a jersey?
I think you could do a great job.
Make a request.
Did you see the picture?
Do you have headphones that you can zoom?
They put a picture up.
Who had a picture?
Brandon, you put up the picture, right?
He took the picture.
I sent it to the group.
All right, give me the wheel spin.
Come on, let's go.
Let's fucking 600.
600.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If I'm looking for deals, it shouldn't go to 600.
It should cap at 300.
Oh, that doesn't, no.
We're not doing that.
No, if we play on 600, I want 12 jerseys.
No, I'd say 15.
I want 12 jerseys.
You're giving the guy $600?
For $600, I want 12 jerseys.
That's what he should make in like three months out there.
Yeah. Stolen Target t-shirts. That's what he should make in like three months out there. Yeah.
Selling stolen Target t-shirts.
He has a couple of our t-shirts.
Have you seen?
Yeah, the Danny Don.
It does?
Yes.
Danny Don's got three years out there.
If it lands on 16.
Jerry, I DM'd you the jerseys.
Thanks.
All right.
Here we go.
Just one spin?
Yeah, one spin.
Or do you want elimination?
No, one spin.
Elimination.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. Yes. Damn, elimination? No, one spin. Elimination. Yes! Yes!
Yes.
Damn, I'm sorry, Dan.
But no, Brandon, if you can bring back 300, you should.
No, I want 12 jerseys.
No, I think 15.
You need more than 12 jerseys. I also don't really want to go down there with six.
Okay.
Six is too much.
Oh, he's going to kill.
Six is too much.
Put it in different pockets.
If I do elimination, do elimination.
No, no.
What?
No, no, no. 600. Bullshit. No, he's going to kill. Six is too much. Put it in different pockets. If I do elimination, do elimination. No, no. What? No, no, no.
600.
Bullshit.
No, no.
Why would we do elimination?
600.
Walk down and say, give me everything, the entire stand.
And start with 400 and go to the 500 and go to the 600.
I want to see you haggle.
I'm not a good haggler.
This is not.
Let Jerry do the haggling.
You're the one that wanted the jerseys.
Jerry actually would.
I can do that.
All right, Jerry can haggle.
All right, Bryn, you go with him.
You videotape.
Yeah, I'll go for three.
And Jerry's going to do it.
Tell him we need 10 jerseys.
No, no, no.
We need 12 at least.
Right, right.
We have 12 jerseys.
Tell him we got 12 people that need jerseys.
He's got a double-sided stand, so there's at least 12 jerseys there.
All right.
I think 15.
This is the dumbest $600 I've ever spent.
You sure you want to do it, Danny?
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I already said I was going to do it.
I feel bad, man.
All I wanted was a jersey.
I didn't have to cost you $600.
It's too late.
It's your fault, Brandon.
It's all your fault.
I feel bad.
Are you sure?
Yeah, come on.
Let's do it.
Bring him back three as a gift.
Bring him back three as a gift.
You know what I mean?
Something nice for him.
So what do we do?
I'm going with him.
Try and get 12 jerseys for $300.
And then if he asks, try and get 30 for $600.
It means as many jerseys as you can get.
I promise I ain't spending all $600. No 600. It means as many jerseys as you can get. I promise I ain't spending all 600.
No, but get me...
Jerry, Jerry, if he agrees to 12 for 300, 50 for 600.
Also, he might not let us film this because he's definitely breaking the law.
That's okay.
We're Jersey boys now.
He's going to think it's like a police sting that a guy with a camera is filming a jersey sale.
Should we do some Frankie Valli songs while we wear them?
He's going to think that it's fake money.
No.
Why would it be fake money?
Because why would someone spend $600 at his stand?
Because we have a show and the wheel told us we had to.
Pretty easy explanation.
What if he's watching right now?
That would be funny if he was ready to negotiate his balls off with us.
A guy at the front desk listens to PMT sometimes.
Oh, yeah.
He has no idea you work here.
You're talking about Pat?
No, no, downstairs.
Oh.
I'd come in on Saturday mornings and hear your voice.
Really?
Yeah.
Freaked me out.
Which guy?
The cool one.
The one you wouldn't expect.
Cool one.
There's the old one who doesn't really make eye contact.
Are you talking about the black guy?
Well, they're both black.
Both, yeah.
The young one is cool.
Baseball turf shoes?
He's wearing baseball turf shoes.
That's so dark.
What a find.
What a find by the people.
Change of direction must be crazy.
I'd love to see him round second.
Baseball turf shoes.
Steven, where are we at with the wedgie, by the way?
So I sent an email to, I see CDO and Nick on it.
I sent an email to the control room.
Just like logistically, we have to figure out how it will get done.
All business, Pete, not surprising. Yeah, actually I was on an email and you were like, um just like logistically we have to figure out how it'll get done um all business pete not
surprised yeah actually i was on offer yeah i was on an email and and you were like they were like
we're not construction engineers you are overthinking it yeah this should be done by
now it should just be we dude if we put a fucking if we if we put a broomstick through the now yes
yes i'm an engineer right now you see what i'm saying right through the... No. Yes. Yes, I'm an engineer right now.
You see what I'm saying? Right through the
railing,
you'd be able to hang on it.
What don't you
understand by what I'm saying right now? Go show
that. Show the stairway.
If you find a
stick that is long enough that it
can go on the other side, it will basically hold itself up.
Or we could drill two codex into the wall.
We probably need a steel thing.
No, we don't need steel.
It won't go.
A wood broomstick?
Yeah.
That would break.
I weigh 200 pounds.
Okay.
But still, dude.
You breaking it would be part of the fun.
Also, you breaking it would actually be better.
Correct.
Correct.
It would be very funny if you broke something on your body and in the office.
It would be better for you.
Right.
Because you're more likely just to break it unless you're hanging from your ass.
Wait to see Jerry.
This should be done by now.
If the spy cam is like 6.6 miles away, we could run a bungee from the top of the vessel.
Rome, we're getting it sponsored.
Yeah, Stephen's
kind of hot as by the balls here.
That's bullshit. What if we get to the next thing
on the wheel? Who's going to sponsor that?
Should we watch the spy cam here?
Brandon, can you hear us?
Talk, Brandon.
Stu?
Hey, guys.
Not far. Show Jerry. Stop showing yourself, Brandon. Stu? Not far.
Show Jerry.
Stop showing yourself, Brandon.
There he is, his baseball turf shoes.
That's one thing.
If this guy tries to fucking chase Jerry, he's got great grip.
Chase is on turf.
Giving him so much money.
Jerry, find turf if you get in trouble.
Here's the stand.
Alright, here we go.
Brandon is a terrible camera person.
Come on, Brandon. Brandon's gonna fuck
us up.
We want to see Jerry.
Kobe High School. Show Jerry!
You can't hear him!
Come on, man.
Oh my god, I'm getting furious at Brandon. The best he can do hear him. Oh, come on, man. Oh, my God.
I'm getting furious at Brandon.
The best he can do is 50.
You got to be prepared to walk away, Jerry.
Oh, there's some sick jerseys right there.
I don't think he has 12.
Okay.
I would close my eyes and get it for 40. I would close my eyes and get it for $40.
I would close my eyes and get it for $40. $400 gets all of them.
$400 gets all of them.
Do it.
Let's go, Jerry.
Get it, get it, get it.
$350.
$350.
$350.
Say $350.
$350.
I don't think we'll make a penny.
$350.
Oh, he's doing that.
I won't make a penny off it. He's'll make a penny. $350. Oh, he's doing that. I won't make a penny off it.
He's not making a penny.
He stole them.
I love that.
Don't make a penny.
We should have said that.
I don't know about $350.
Not $350.
The best I could do is $350.
And he's going to have to ask for change.
He has the $400.
Oh, he's got it.
I think he did it for $350.
And all of them.
That's a steal for $350.
All the jerseys.
That's a great investment.
But did you give him all hundreds?
We got to keep those in here.
So he's going to have to ask and have to hand them $400?
We got to keep the jerseys in here for the next case race.
Everyone has to wear a jersey.
And then we'll do face paint for the
players. Oh, what's your idea?
I like where
Zal's head's at. I call him Debtless Shrimp.
We have an empty
wall back here that needs decorating. Oh, wow.
A jersey wall. Yes, that is a jersey wall.
We get them all autographed. We get
Jason Tatum to do the Kobe one. Anytime we have a
guest in, they have to wear a jersey.
By the way, was that...
Jason Tatum and Ari Shaffir
signed Kobe jerseys? Yeah.
Jason Tatum texting Kobe. What do we think about that?
Not like me and Rome
were ripping on that. I mean, Kobe's an Android guy.
Is that why?
Or he just hasn't been paying his bill?
It just doesn't make sense. They reassigned
Kobe's number. I said that on BMT and Billy
was like, oh, and I was like, Billy, don't correct what I just said.
The joke is he's dead.
Yeah, that was a little weird.
Super weird.
It's also one of those things that, like, he texted him.
If he loses that game, obviously we never find out.
But he texted Kobe and then he lost the game.
You're going to text him again?
Yeah, I'd be like, yo, actually, my bad.
Hope you didn't parlay it.
Wait, he texted Kobe before the game?
Yeah, saying I got you today or something like that.
I didn't like that he wore the Lakers.
Me neither.
I kind of liked that more than the text.
I liked that.
But Celtics-Lakers is like an iconic rivalry.
The one thing if he tweeted out,
I was like, I'm going to do this for Kobe.
Right. But the text is just
an attempt. Look at his jerseys.
He's got them all.
Oh, fuck yes. He cleaned them out.
Can we draft the jerseys?
Which one? Not to keep.
Oh, here comes the money transaction. Uh-oh.
What do you want to do with that?
Oh, so he gave him four.
Oh, I thought he got it for three. I think he's coming.
We probably could have got a better deal than that. No, I don't think so.
Because it was
like 50 bottom line.
And like when he says bottom line, you can always get him
one more. There's another bottom line.
No, we went
two bottom lines. Look at that
police barricade that he was selling him off.
We cleaned his ass out.
What a day for that.
What's the Kings jersey?
Jason Williams.
White chocolate.
I wish it was Scott Pollard, though.
That would have been love.
That guy.
I see.
Would have been love if it was.
Now I want Jerry to put them all on at once.
Where's Sasko?
He's got to pee. He's got a Tommy Sm Where's Sasko? He's got to pee.
He's got a Tommy Smokes bladder.
He's got to pee.
He's got the bladder the size of a walnut.
He's grabbing the water.
He's performing in Arlington.
Jersey Day.
This is great.
Jersey Day.
This is massive for all of us.
I think there was a Karl Malone.
Someone's going to have to wear that.
Doesn't Nick have a Karl Malone jersey that he wore on the show for something?
Maybe.
What's his deal?
Chris D'Elia stuff?
Ah, worse.
Oh, yeah.
I actually, hand up, didn't know how bad it was.
And then we had him on PMT and everyone was like, dude.
And I was like, oh, that was a mistake.
Yeah.
I did not realize.
Karl Malone?
I'm stupid to not realize it yeah what he's done
some fucked up shit i think he impregnated like a 15 year old 15 year old yeah and then neglected
the child yeah not a good guy that was that's what i if i if anyone ever asked me like what's
the one interview like that back i'd say that one what about the quest guy who oh that guy was weird
that story's so fucking funny.
Yeah, the Quest.
I don't know if you can find it.
TJ, A-Rod and I interviewed the Quest guy,
and he had a part where he said,
like, when did your whole life change?
He's like, when I woke up one day
and I realized that if someone came into my house
and tried to rape my wife, I couldn't defend her.
I was like, whoa.
Then I invented Quest.
Like, that was an answer, her. I was like, whoa. Then I invented Quest.
That was an answer, buddy.
That's quite the answer.
Who were you talking about before?
Not a good guy.
He has no idea who that is.
Obviously, when things happen in the 90s like that,
you don't really... At the time, you always heard that he's not a really good guy
and then you find out later.
Yeah, what'd you get?
$350?
Oh, love it. Let's do a jersey good guy, and then you find out later. You happy? Yeah. What'd you get, $350? Oh, love it.
Oh, Jerry.
All right, let's do a jersey reveal.
Great job, Jerry.
All right, what do we got?
What do we got?
What do we got?
You do it.
You do it.
I want Jerry to put them all on.
Put every single one of them on.
Start with the smaller ones.
Start with the one.
We'll leave Pickett on.
No, but you have to put them on top of each other.
Pickett on top of each other?
Yeah, you can.
Well, you don't want to disrespect that jersey.
Dang.
Oh, you got another picket shirt.
Vince Carter.
Jersey day.
And the fucking shorts.
How many jerseys did we end up getting?
Ten.
Ten?
All of his jerseys.
Ten for $3.50?
$35 a pop?
What's that?
That's pretty good.
It's Vince Carter.
That's nice. Nice. Is that big? What is that? It's pretty good. It's Vince Carter. That's nice.
Nice.
Is that big?
What is that?
Is it a little small?
Put your elbow in my ass.
Yeah, let's see the size on all of them because that one looks small too.
Orlando looks bigger.
So Shaquille O'Neal?
I used to have one of those.
That's a sick one.
You should put that one on first.
That is a tight jersey.
Where do you think these jerseys, Where are the jerseys from?
Does it say on the tag? Actually, you know what?
You don't think you can get them all on?
Alright, then let's spin the wheel
and see who gets what.
What did I tell you? There's going to be a jersey wheel.
Yeah, there's going to be a jersey wheel. I want the Kobe one.
No, we got to spin it. Everyone's got to put it on
today. What if I get a tiny one?
Well, then you get a tiny one. Alright, take it off.
Put them all on. Tell TJ what they are.
Are they that small?
Are they all really small?
He's just strong.
He's a strong guy.
All right, so we got a Shaq.
We got a Vince Carter.
What's the Sonics?
We have a...
Should we put the size on the wheel, too, or no?
No, no size.
We got a Gary Payton and a Sean Kemp.
Sean Kemp, Gary Payton, Kobe.
This is a prime opportunity for a Yankee swap.
Yeah.
We have a Car Malone.
Vince Carter.
Yep.
Vince Carter, Shaq.
All these are staying here, but I want everyone to wear one for the rest of the show.
But we could just do names on the wheel.
We're going to keep them here for the case race.
We all have to wear a jersey for the case race.
Payton.
Gary Payton.
Okay, that's sick.
I like that one.
Oh, if I get the LeBron, it's going to kill me.
Malone. Malone. Yikes. Sam Malone. Oh, Malone. I like that one. Oh, if I get the LeBron, it's going to kill me.
Malone.
Yikes.
Sam Malone.
Malone.
That's an XL.
That one looks real small.
That looks dope as fuck, though.
Double LeBrons.
Two LeBrons.
Satune Squad MJ.
Triple LeBron?
What's that Toon Squad?
Is that MJ?
These fell off the back of a truck, right, Jer?
Yeah.
Does it say where... They're all the champions.
I think they're all actually pretty official.
They're definitely real.
They're Mitchell and Ness.
Yeah, Hardwood Classics.
For sure.
He had to have stolen this.
I want that one.
They're all staying here, though.
How much is a jersey?
Can you say their last names again slowly so I can put them on the wheel?
All right, fine.
Maybe you can have the Kobe.
We'll see if you get the Kobe one.
Wouldn't it be funny if we all wore our jerseys for the case race?
That's the one.
That's the one.
And that's 2X.
That's a prize possession.
All right, put them all on the wheel.
Hopefully you win it.
Jerry, we should buy a Kobe.
Can we put Jerry's jersey on the wheel too? The Kenny Pickett one should be on the wheel too. Yeah, Kenny Pickett should be on there. Yeah, we should buy a Kobe. Can we put Jerry's jersey on the wheel too?
Kenny Pickett one should be on the wheel too.
Yeah, Kenny Pickett should be on there.
Yeah, yeah, throw it on the wheel.
Yeah, yeah.
Kenny Pickett's got to be on the wheel.
It's got to go back in there.
It's got to go back in there.
It's a jersey.
Oh, it's Jersey Day.
Put up 35 for it.
It's Jersey Day.
Should I ball?
I'm playing basketball later.
Should I ball in one of these?
No, definitely not.
Ball in the Pickett.
Ball in the football jersey.
That would be sick.
Yeah, why not?
Put Kenny Pickett on the wheel.
I would love to rock picket.
How many we got now?
Avoid that.
How many did you get?
10?
So 11, 3, 6, 9 of us, and then KB and Owen.
And Nick.
Well, Kenny was going to sign that one.
Oh, that's too bad.
You're not an autograph seeker, though.
You still can't sign it.
By the way, Jerry, someone, Grit Knox on Twitter, who's a very funny follow,
those are baseball shoes.
Really?
That's why I was, I don't know if you heard me yelling.
I was like, if the guy tries to steal the money from you, find turf fast.
Those are like field turf shoes?
Yeah, he'd be lightning speed in the field turf.
Wait, so how's the wheel going to work?
Whoever it lands on gets first pick?
Oh.
Yeah, like the draft?
Or do we go like around, like Owen spins the wheel and he gets whatever?
Oh, so a double?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, he's already got the wheel.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I love it.
I absolutely love it.
But who goes first, though?
This is probably easier.
So whoever goes first gets the pick of the litter.
We got to get a wheel for the order.
A wheel for the order.
We need to, because otherwise it's unfair.
I got a good deal right there.
No t-shirts underneath the jerseys, by the way.
How are we going to do a wheel for the order?
That's not happening.
You don't have to change in front of the camera, but no t-shirts under the jersey.
I hope I don't get a medium.
You did a great job jerry 350 for 10
jerseys come on no t-shirts under we should resell them yeah we should all put them on and then we'll
resell them for 100 each ring warm with those things on good what no not charity charity before
we should start doing that we should just do game worn shirts from the yak every day that's gary
that's like garyee shit. Yeah.
Buy Jerry's baseball turf shoes.
Those were like champion jerseys.
I think they're Mitchell and Ness.
Yeah, some are Mitchell and Ness.
Yeah, there's like $350 for all of those.
We all know what they are.
We never got
them on camera.
We didn't try them on camera. we never Well He was on camera
Alright
So spin for
Order
So this
So should we just do
Whoever it is
Then left of them
Yeah
They go
They spin
They go
They spin
Okay yeah yeah
I like that
I like that
What do you mean
It's spin spin
So it lands on a name
And then we go
The other wheel
And then they spin for the jersey
Oh yeah
Fair enough
Very easy
Is that easy for TJ to go back and forth?
I think, wait, should we just do who you get to pick?
No.
I think it's funnier if you don't get to pick.
Yeah.
All right.
The wheel will decide.
The wheel is just chunky.
The wheel will be just.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
That's the funny of it, that you get a medium.
All right, go ahead.
Spin that shit.
We got to do the real wheel, too.
Someone remind me.
We get to keep the jersey?
Yeah.
Not today, though.
Yeah, not today.
After the case race, everyone gets to keep their jersey.
I want to do a case race where everyone gets to keep their jersey.
I have other jerseys, though.
What?
I have a lot of jerseys.
Okay.
You want to do once it's Jerry, he gets to pick, but if Pickett's gone, it's gone?
Yeah.
All right.
You got to win yours back.
Here we go.
I give you the option, Jerry.
There's really no advantage to this.
Sass.
No.
Sass.
Let's go.
Sass.
There's no advantage here.
No.
None. Not at all. None. It's more fair, though. I want Pickett. There's no advantage here. No. None.
Not at all.
None.
It's more fair, though.
I want Pickett.
Everybody has a chance to have the first one.
Well, let's see if you get Pickett.
No, Sass.
You don't want Pickett.
I do.
Get Kobe.
All right, spin.
It's all random.
He's going to get the Kobe.
He's getting the Kobe.
Oh, wow.
Damn it.
What a spin, Sass.
Put it on.
Yes, Sass. That's sick. I knew it. I knew it. What a spin. Sass, put it on. Yes, Sass.
That's sick.
I knew it.
I knew it.
That is sick.
What a fucking grab.
Take off your shirt.
I'm not taking off my shirt.
Take off your shirt.
You take off your shirt.
Let's go into the bathroom and do it.
All right, spin it again, TJ.
Put it on.
Put it on.
The shirt's not coming off.
That's going to look awesome on you.
Oh, we need these for basketball day.
Yeah.
You got to learn one of their moves. You got to learn one of their moves.
You have to perfect one of their fucking moves.
I hope I don't get Jason Williams.
Elbow pass.
Shut up.
I could have that jersey for $35.
Shut the fuck up.
I know.
Just bought the jerseys you wanted to buy, Jerry.
I'm not doing Kenny Pickett.
How about that?
Brandon, I'm having everyone wear the jersey for the rest of the act for humor.
I understand.
And they're putting it back in the pile.
Then you can get it.
I understand.
I'll let you have it.
Yeah, this feels right.
Looks good.
Yeah, that does.
Yo.
That's the best Kobe move.
You look like you played for Indiana in like 2002.
Your best Kobe move.
I say we do a.
What are you going to do?
Oh.
That was signature Kobe.
That's just a taste.
That's a Heil Hitler.
I hate it again.
I hate that one. That was signature code. That's just a taste. That's a Heil Hitler, I think. That was prime code.
Do it again.
1939 Germany, brother.
All right.
Come on, Jerry.
I hope it's one of us.
Oh, okay.
I got a loaded deck.
I got a loaded deck.
Are we allowed to swap?
After, we'll figure everything out. I just want everyone
in a jersey right now.
All right, fair enough.
Don't worry about that after.
We can figure that out after.
Do an auction for him. Yeah, I just want to see everyone
in a jersey. Auction draft? I'd auction
with Brandon for the Kobe jersey.
Oh, shit!
Medium! To medium!
Jack is small.
He's at the bottom.
Oh, the very bottom.
Shaq is real tight.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's skin tight.
It's a medium right there, buddy.
This is like a double XL, isn't it?
Yeah.
Brandon, you wouldn't fit in there.
You're going to look hench in this, brother.
Your arms might not go.
Oh, there you go.
Wait a minute.
Oh, damn. That actually actually looks But you look fucking
You're a medium
Looks good as hell
You're a medium
Jack
Slim cat
That's how
Big cat
Dude
With the vertical pinstripes
It is slimming
That's two good jerseys
Off the board
Yeah
Fucking
I feel good in there
What's the worst jersey in there
The Malone
I think the T-shirt Malone is by far the worst.
Oh, it's tight sitting down.
We got a word from Rico.
You look like Kamasta.
What did he say?
I want Williams bad.
Tell him.
Tell him he wants to come in right now.
He can.
We can add him to the wheel.
We have enough jerseys.
We can add him to the wheel.
Add him to the wheel.
Who?
Rico.
Rico.
I just want him to get Carl Malone That would be so fucking awesome
Can TJ rig it for Carl Malone?
No we can't
Should we have to post a picture
I've thought about rigging the wheel before
And then I realized that
The entire show would fall apart
If we rigged the wheel
Nothing would be real after that
Should whoever gets Carl Malone
Or what's his name?
No we'll take a picture
Yeah they have to take a picture
We'll take a team picture after
Out there
With all of us standing with a basketball.
I think we should have to do solos too.
Then it'll be just a random.
The ball.
Yeah.
Holding a ball.
All right.
Spin it again.
Is Rico on?
Yeah, Rico's on.
This is a tight jersey.
God.
Can't get over how good Sass looks on a jersey.
Che.
TJ.
Oh, no, it's Che.
Che, all right.
A fist pump and a yawn at the same time.
What if you get the double XL and I got the media?
Dan's looking for you.
Tell him to get in here.
In the act.
Hurry up in the act.
Well, you want the Williams jersey?
He said come in.
All right, spin it again for Che.
You got to do the move, too.
You got to do someone's move.
Oh, it's...
Oh, come on, give it to him.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Put it on, Che.
Take off your shirt.
Put it on.
You got to do his move.
You got to do his big guy move.
Yeah.
You got to do his move.
He's got a couple good ones.
Chill, bro.
Man, Che.
I thought we were doing shirts on.
Oh, it's shirts off.
There we go, Che.
Oh, yeah.
You look good.
You look great.
Oh!
Whoa, the mailman.
All right.
What was that?
What was that register?
I have no idea.
Jerry Seinfeld at us. Is this the smallest jersey in the whole thing? I don't know. What was that register? I have no idea. Jerry Seinfeld at us.
Is this the smallest jersey in the whole?
Yeah, by far.
Yes, it's one of them.
Okay.
What's the deal with airplane food?
This is getting tighter by the minute.
It feels so much tighter sitting down.
That's why the diesel was bulimic.
Next stop.
It didn't even fit in his jersey.
Spin that thing.
I might ball in a jersey tonight.
You've been balling a lot. Yeah. I would have loved to ball. We balled even fit in his jersey. Spin that thing. I might ball in a jersey tonight. You've been balling a lot.
Yeah.
I would have loved to ball.
We balled a lot in the woods.
Zah.
What do you got, Zah?
What do you got, Zah?
What do you want, Zah?
Can he pick it?
Actually, I fuck with white chocolate.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Is Rico coming in or what? Yeah, he said, yeah. All right. He's going to be pissed if Zah gets with white chocolate. Oh, okay. Oh. Nice. Is Rico coming in or what?
Yeah, he said, yeah.
All right.
You're going to be pissed if Zod gets this white chocolate.
All right, go ahead and spin it, TJ.
We're going to look good.
Our team picture is going to look awesome.
I'm pumped.
Ooh, LeBron.
It looks like LeBron.
Oh, yeah. LeBron Cav It looks like LeBron. Oh, yeah.
LeBron Cavs.
Oh, damn.
Ugly-ass jerseys.
I like it.
That's a good-looking jersey.
Fuck that.
Agh, fuck yeah.
No returns.
We should go return them. Yeah.
Return them tomorrow.
Sorry, bro.
They didn't fit.
Oh, that's good.
It's a nice one.
Oh, by the way, I need to say this.
Do the LeBron silencer.
You know how he does that?
You know how he does it?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Fuck yes.
The guy that sold them to us said check back next week.
He'll go get some more.
Oh, god damn it.
I'm definitely going to buy all those, too.
That's when Ness needs to increase their security this week?
We're going to have to.
Yeah.
All right, Rico, you're on the wheel.
Why are you sitting like FDR?
His legs are cold.
You got to take your shirt off if you're going to put on a jersey.
How did I get rolled into this?
You wanted the white top.
It's still in play.
I thought that was fun.
I don't need it that bad.
It's in play.
You also don't need to.
Yeah, but you do.
Stass is the only one who won't.
All right, go ahead.
Spin it.
You guys cleaned it out.
I go, hey, buddy, you got jerseys?
Somebody just bought them.
Yeah, I bought all of them.
Gary got me a great deal.
How much were they?
$350 for 10.
That's a great deal.
Owen.
They're good jerseys, too.
See what Owen gets.
I hope Owen gets a Kenny Pickett.
Kenny Pickett's in the mix.
We made Jerry Pitcher.
Interesting.
Had to.
It's Jersey Day.
Here I am so alone.
Oh!
Owen got it.
The white chocolate. Yes. Great one it. The white chocolate.
Yes.
Great one.
That is a great looking jersey.
Green.
Wow.
Touch of purple.
Fire.
I'm out.
Oh, no, no.
Go shirt.
No shirt.
Go no shirt.
Go no shirt.
Come on, Owen.
Our boys are insecure.
Owen.
Oh, you were better than that. I'm terribly uncomfortable with my body. You don't have. Our boys are insecure. Owen. Oh, you were better
than that. I'm terribly uncomfortable
with my body. You don't have to do it on camera.
Just go in the hallway.
I'm holding out for the picket.
You know, and didn't get the wife beater memo.
That looks good. What are the sizes
left? I don't know.
Here we go. Spin it.
The Vince Carter and the Sonics jerseys
are awesome. This one's sick.
Yeah, but they never wore that.
They never wore that.
Kempton.
Is that true?
No, Kempton.
This is a Durant.
They never wore that.
Rico.
TJ.
TJ.
Spin it, TJ.
Wow.
I just want Brandon to get the smallest one left.
What is the smallest one left?
That's my medium.
Might be that one.
I think I honestly have the smallest one.
I had a run with this exact jersey in college.
All right, Kemp.
Nice grab, TJ.
What size is it?
XL.
XL.
Damn.
You got a LeBron.
Let's spin it again.
Do we have to get wet in these jerseys
That would be incredible
Get jerseied up and then get wet
Damn that would suck
I love my boys wearing jerseys
That's pulled me off the lunch line
Come back into this
What were you shopping for?
What did you get?
Oh no that's our thing
Oh got it got it
Oh never mind
I love getting my boys Oh no that's our thing Oh got it got it Oh nevermind Me and Ron got a side
I love getting my boys
I love getting my boys in them
Yeah
Yeah that's dope
That was such a power move by you
I love
The way you redistribute your wealth dude
Yeah give it away
Kobe huh
Can't keep my money
That's the
I mean if any of us ever fucking are blessed
You know that we gotta
We gotta have to live in the image.
You text him now, Seth?
Yeah.
Yeah, text Kobe.
Should I?
Yeah.
What if he replies?
All right, spin it again.
Brandon's getting nervous.
About what?
Text Kobe a link to your Arlington ticket.
Roan, let's go, Roan.
I'm rooting for you.
Let's go.
I want you to get. I like all of them.
I don't want the picket. I want you to have the picket back.
LeBron is trash.
There's a Lakers LeBron.
I like the color scheme of that, though.
Yeah, but dude, the
Peyton or the Toon Squad or the Vince Carter,
those are the prime ones left.
Go ahead. Oh, the picket.
The picket is nice. The Pickett is awesome.
I actually might buy that jersey.
Oh, Peyton.
Hey.
Love.
That's a good one.
That's a real good jersey.
That's a good one.
Nice.
Here we go.
Look, see?
Rowan knows how to do it like a man.
You can get off camera real quick.
Yeah, I just can't do that.
Can't take your shirt off at all?
No, it doesn't come off.
Off camera?
You guys are good looking guys. It doesn't come off. Off camera? You guys are good-looking guys.
It doesn't come off at home.
All right, boom.
Look at him.
He looks great.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Damn.
All right, do the glove.
What does he do?
Just get down and maybe defensive stance?
Yeah.
We're feeling it now.
That whole squad.
Jerry, one in squad Jerry One in three
One in three chance
I know
Let's go Jerry
You're probably gonna get your jersey back
That would be just it
Wait
If you want your jersey back
If the picket is the jersey left over
You get it back
What do you mean?
There's four left
And there's three of you
You have two chances to get it really
Yeah
Alright
Here we go
Brandon what are you hoping for?
Events I don't know how big that one is It is not big Two chances to get it, really. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Brandon, what are you hoping for? Events.
I don't know how big that one is.
It is not big.
All right.
Let's find out, Brandon.
Oh, man.
It's amazing you guys know it well enough that you know what it is.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well versed in the deals.
Please stay.
I want you.
Please.
I like that color combo with you guys.
Yeah, that is.
That's nice.
And they're pre-recorded.
Oh. Oh's nice. And they're pre-recorded. Okay.
Oh, the MJ Toons.
All right.
All right.
That shirt off.
Good find, Brandon.
Nice.
That's a nice jersey brand.
Great find.
Yes, brother.
Just guys in jerseys.
Yes, brother.
I love it.
It's also a Saturdays for the Dads shirt,
which is available in the bar. It's like a moderns for the Dads shirt, which is available on the Barstool Store.
Modern day fucking bachelor party.
Brandon, that one looks a little snug.
I won't lie.
In retrospect, maybe I could have went shirtless.
Yes, you could have.
Oh, yeah.
You did it.
Black is slimming, though.
Wait, what's it on? What's it on, though. Wait, what's a slimming?
What's a slimming?
What's a slimming, though?
Ooh.
Yes, brother.
You might want to just start wearing that all the time.
You look good.
That should just be your undershirt every day.
Okay, last two.
You guys look great.
You look fucking great.
When you sit down, it really takes a break.
I know, it really does.
Sitting is not easy in these.
You got Shaq? Yeah, I got Shaq, it really takes a break. I know. It really does. Sitting is not easy in these. You got Shaq?
Yeah, I got Shaq, but it's a medium.
This is a nice Shaq jersey, though.
That one looks like it's a Sanctuary.
All right, Jerry.
Let's see what you got.
Pick it.
Pick it.
Pick it.
Pick it.
Pick it.
Pick it.
Come on.
Come on, Kenny.
Jerry, you can get Vince, and then you can get Pickett on the comeback.
That's true.
That's true.
Pickett on the comeback.
You could get Pickett on the comeback. Vince is so tight That's true. You could get Pickett on the comeback.
Vince is so tight on me.
What if Pickett's the only one left?
Oh, Pickett.
No.
Oh, fuck.
Put on the LeBron.
You hate LeBron, too.
Jerry actually is on the record saying...
Size is the Vince.
You can take your shirt off, Jerry.
Jerry's on the record saying that he doesn't have an NBA team he just roots against LeBron
are these Glennis girls
Glennis angels are here
oh yeah
so is machine gun Michael Greer
look at that
now do a LeBron
get up and do a LeBron
hold down
make it about himself.
Yeah, just silence her.
Yeah, that's it.
I actually can't tell the difference between you and LeBron.
I would have done the, that's our ball?
That's our ball?
Oh, today's the anniversary of the J.R. Smith, right?
Yes, it is.
Oh, yeah.
What do you mean? I don't think you did that. What the fuck? Is that what he did to him? Yeah. right? Oh yeah.
What the fuck?
Arms out.
Alright, spin it.
Last one for Rico. Oh.
Oh Jesus, are you okay?
What just happened to you?
He just fucking headbutted the edge of the
microphone. Alright, it's Rico. Rico, what do you okay? What just happened to you? He just fucking head-butted the edge of the microphone.
All right, it's Rico.
Rico, what do you get?
Pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it.
Yeah, it's...
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Give me it back.
Damn.
All right, wheel is just, Jerry.
Put on the vest.
That was crazy how just the wheel was.
All right. Shirt off, Rico. We all look vest. That was crazy how just the wheel was. That was love.
All right.
Shirt off, Rico.
We all look good.
Take your shirt off. What are you talking about?
Come on.
Take your shirt off.
That's a nice jersey.
That's a good jersey.
We should just be jersey guys.
I know.
Are we going to do it?
What are you doing, a team pick or what?
Yeah, we got to do a team pick.
Well, we got to spin the real wheel.
Oh, a soaking wet team pick?
Yeah.
Also, I forgot we have the gallon challenge now on there.
So that could be.
What's the gallon challenge?
To drink a gallon of milk.
Oh, come on.
And what is that called?
Gallon challenge.
Oh, there's like a thing.
Ron, what is it?
You know what it is.
Gallon challenge.
Ron, you look strong in your jersey.
So does Brandon, dude.
Brandon looks pretty good.
Brandon's standing up.
Look good as fuck.
Yeah, look, TJ looks good.
Oh, so does he.
He looks real good.
We all look good, boys.
Might be controversial to say, but Brandon standing up kind of looks like the things that, like,
transgender girls wear to, like, push their titties down so they don't.
That was a good one.
I mean, it did.
In a polite way.
You as a man can't say that when you don't take your shirt off.
But I'm very open.
That's the most controversial part.
In front of the Yak fans, that's the last.
Like, that's actually a nightmare for me.
Scare you?
Yeah. Look at me. Scare you? Yeah.
Look at me.
I took my shirt off.
But you always take your shirt off.
Your life is set.
You have children.
You have a wife.
You know what you're going to do.
Jersey Day's going well.
Oh, yeah.
We look dope, dude.
Jerseys are fucking sick.
We're about to roll up to a high school party.
Yeah, like a darty. We're about to roll up to a high school party. Yeah, like a darty.
We're about to go darty.
Jersey Day once a week.
No shower happy hour vibes.
Everybody fills back up.
Oh, I am now committed to just getting as many jerseys as possible.
You got to keep going lower and lower through to that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You should work them to like 10 for 150.
If we became regular customers,
we would just drop off whatever jerseys you get.
Can you maybe get us a TV or something?
Yeah.
Car.
We didn't know.
Stereo.
You might want to trade.
Do people wear jerseys to DJs?
Not really.
You can get in before 5 or 6.
I think they moved it back an hour.
Joey.
At 5 or 6, it's got to be a baseball jersey.
Joey and Pat, whose is your favorite jersey?
Oh, this is a lot to look at.
We got three in the booth, too.
I like the new one the best.
Okay, Jerry.
Thank you.
Okay, Sonics.
DJ's got a great Sonics shirt.
I just bought 10.
I bought 10 for $350.
Are those expensive shirts? Yes, very expensive. They're jerseys. I just bought 10. I bought 10 for $350.
Are those expensive shirts?
Yes.
Very expensive.
They're jerseys.
Jersey Day.
His is jazzy on it.
That's cute.
Well, that's also... Oh, Malone's not very...
He fucked a 12-year-old.
Oh, 15.
Is that cute?
I think it was 14.
You guys think that's cute?
Yeah.
Don't answer that, Joey.
The mics, the mics.
Joey's silence to start.
Don't answer that. All right. I mean the mics. Joey's silence to start. Don't answer that.
All right.
Nambla.
In the real world.
What?
Nambla.
What are you going to say?
He said, I'll take any shirt you have.
I said, we have a Kenny Pickett jersey to give him.
No, no.
Who are these guys?
They look really important.
The dude with the long hair?
You guys never worn a jersey.
Should we give him a jersey?
Who is that guy?
Dude, looks like he signed
the Declaration of Independence.
Dude looks like a senator
from Delaware in the 1700s
or some shit.
We're here to market
an atomic wedgie.
He's like Led Zeppelin's
promoter.
That guy actually has a face.
I thought these guys
could have a really important meeting
that Dan would have to tell you.
Nah.
Fuck it.
Roast them.
You're in the roast zone.
We should actually have like a hallway.
Like if you walk in this fucking spot, you get roasted.
Did he not?
Yeah.
Oh, he does something.
What does he do?
Well, he didn't give away if he just gave a.
He gave a strong.
He definitely has an unconventional first name.
There's no doubt in my mind he's named Michael Ramos.
He might be a Duke.
Yeah, Duke.
I was going to say George.
Duke of something.
If that guy doesn't have an accent, I'd be shocked.
Bring him in.
Yeah, an accent.
Bring him in.
Nice accent.
Not the other two.
Looks like they're in a band.
All right, well, let's spin the wheel,
and then we'll go take our team picture in front of them.
We'll keep the act going while we all go take a picture.
That would be funny to watch them watch us.
We're going to say nothing to them about it, right?
Nothing.
Oh, wow, did we get a reset?
Yeah, we did.
Can we replace prank call?
Maybe not today, but at some point.
We said that we've already done it twice.
I do like pranking Mincy.
We could easily prank him right now.
Let's call it prank Mincy.
It is his birthday, so we could easily prank him today.
Let's keep it on until after his birthday.
Standing ovation he got today.
I know.
Coming in the office.
And she did?
He also tweeted out, I think the tweet was, best way to wish me happy birthday is buy
a shirt.
Smart.
And everyone knows it's his birthday.
I think I did the same thing.
He also texted Stu Feiner last week and said, my birthday's Tuesday. Come in. Let's go to lunch.
So he just invited himself to get taken out for lunch.
Free lunch from Stu.
That was smart.
That was very smart.
All pretty good strategic.
He's generous.
Stu's generous with his money.
We should jersey the rest of the office.
I will jersey everyone.
Before your time on this planet is through.
Look at this.
If I exhale, it's bad.
Thank God it's black.
It's like sausage casing.
It doesn't look that bad.
The fucking, the horror.
You can see my belly button.
Stripes look good.
Brandon, you are in black.
Brandon, you can't tell.
Like, you actually look like skinny as fuck.
Whoa, look at this.
What?
Like an NBA jam team. NBA Jam Team Wash dudes playing basketball
We are going to wear these for basketball day
These exact ones
Or will we get some more
We find the matching shorts
Are they
Michael Rubin made them cheap these days
Ken Griffey look how fire that is.
Fucking 90 bucks.
I hope the guy steals baseball jerseys next time.
Gary, are you trying to get me to buy that for you?
Because it's working.
I mean, I do love Kevin Griffey.
Everybody does.
I do love Kevin Griffey.
I love Kevin Griffey.
All right, spin the real wheel.
I got that Isringhausen for fucking, like, 200.
Well, all the letters wheel. I got that Isringhausen for fucking like, I don't know, like 200.
Well, all the letters.
Eric Burns as well.
Everyone's like, what the hell are these guys wearing shirts?
Oh.
Should we take this picture in front of everyone?
Yeah, who's taking it? Blattman.
Blattman.
Blattman can take it.
Blattman.
Nah.
Blattman.
Nah. We need you to take a picture. We're going to go out here. We need you to take a picture Blattman. Blattman. Nah. Blattman. Nah.
We need you to take a picture.
We're going to go out here.
We need you to take a picture.
Team picture.
All right, everyone go.
TJ, just keep the cameras running for right out there so everyone can see us take the picture.
There it is.
Beautiful. Thank you. Okay. Wait, y'all, we're here.
We're here.
We're here.
All right, ready?
One, two, three.
All right, you.
Are they going solo?
Is this it?
Solo?
Solo?
Yeah, send that to me.
That's a beautiful picture, boys.
Great picture.
That's a great picture.
That's just great times with the boys.
Good team building.
He's going to text me.
We'll post it for the people.
Owen?
Why in the motherfuckers are you doing this?
Look at that.
I know you don't like him.
It's all right.
That's the picture.
I flexed when he was about to take the picture.
Oh, wow.
Didn't do much, but I had to get all I could.
Those guys are taking pictures now.
Do we ever get an accent?
Go ask them if they have an accent.
Just ask if they have an accent.
Or ask their names.
Ask their names.
Just tell them to come on.
No, they might be actually important.
I don't know.
Now you're worried.
Yeah, there we go.
That's Icebreaker right there.
He's smart.
That's from the top.
That was very smart.
That was very smart.
He also looks like an oil baron.
He looks like so oil baron.
He looks like so many things.
Why was that like the happiest I've ever seen Ebony look?
Just be in the background of that picture.
He's been to many cattle auctions.
What a pick, guys.
We look great.
Do we?
Yeah, I just sent it to TJ.
Great handshake, too, in the front.
Yeah, it was big.
British?
Australian. Oh! What am I looking at you? Say something in the front. British? Australian.
Oh!
Am I looking at you?
Say something in the mic.
Say something in the mic.
For the people.
For the people.
Say something in that mic right there. The thing is people say good day, mate,
but that's just not right.
We had you pegged as a very important
and regal type of guy.
I'm very important, very regal.
Yeah, I mean, look, that accent plays.
When we saw you, we're like, accent.
It plays.
It plays out pretty well, doesn't it?
Yeah.
What are you doing here?
Who are you meeting with?
Trying to get wrestling back.
Nothing wrong with wrestling.
No, no, no.
Great.
Well, to my subscribers.
Are you meeting with Erica?
No, we're dealing with Jeremy today. Oh, okay. Nice. Nice. Today we're having a bit of a chat with him. Okay, no, no. Are you meeting with Erica? No, we're doing it with Jeremy today.
Oh, okay.
Nice, nice.
Today we're having
a bit of a chat with him.
Okay, what about?
Are we going big in Australia?
Maybe.
You never know.
Oh, I like her.
Hell yes.
I like this guy a lot.
What's your net worth?
Straight to the money.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
That's Jerry.
That's what he does.
He always asks people that.
Does he?
Yeah.
How's that go for you? Well, he's a billionaire. He's good. He's a billionaire.. He always asks people that. Does he? Yeah. Has that guy for you?
Well, he's a billionaire.
He's a billionaire.
You doing all right?
Crypto, crypto.
Steve asks nicely.
I'm a crypto guy.
And what's your first name, just out of curiosity?
What's his name?
Grant.
Grant.
All right, that's good.
I love everything about you, Grant.
Grant's from Australia.
I love everything about you, Grant.
Great to see you, Grant.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming in.
Should I go now?
Yeah, you can stay if you'd like.
No, no, no. I'll leave you to it Alright okay
Thank you Grant
Love it
See you later
What?
Oh yeah he should have the picket
Can we give him the picket?
Where's the picket?
You're a billionaire
We gotta start telling everyone
That Jerry's a billionaire
Jerry also has to ask him
About his net worth
That was shocking
That he actually
No it wasn't
It was the least shocking thing
The most accent face I've ever heard.
The most accent face
I've ever seen.
Whole presentation's accent.
Everything about him.
What a crazy...
So happy he was Australian.
Yeah.
Makes him so much better.
I never liked the jeans
with the suit look.
I never liked that.
He's pulling it off, though.
He looks awesome.
He pulls it off great.
I like it.
I like it.
It's a bollard.
I don't want to...
It's hard to pull it off.
I don't want to say...
I mean, you're wearing
baseball turf shoes.
The fucking LeBron Lakers jersey.
You're being like, the jeans with the suit, it's not good.
The guy who accidentally bought baseball turf shoes.
Whoa.
Did he just say hi to one of Glennie's angels?
Hey, hey, hey.
Come here, come here, come here.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's that?
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Okay, all right. Yeah. Thank you. Who are that? Oh, God. Oh, God.
All right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Who are you?
Thank you.
That's one of Glennie's angels.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Dude, did you see who just said that?
Look at the guys looking at Glennie's angels.
What's her name?
Put her in the picket jersey with no shirt on.
She can wear the picket jersey.
You want the jersey?
Are you here for Glennie?
What's your name?
Kelly. Kelly. That's nice to meet you. What Glennie? What's your name? Kelly.
Kelly.
That's nice to meet you.
What's up?
Shout out your social.
What's up?
Kelly the K.
Kelly the K.
Love it.
Okay.
Do you want a jersey?
We're doing Jersey Day.
Okay.
That matches me.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
We usually do.
We're all underneath.
We have nothing on.
We usually do.
Yeah, we usually do.
You don't have to do that. I mean, not in front of the, we usually do. You don't have to do that.
Not in front of the camera.
So are you going on Glennie's show?
Love it. Alright.
Welcome in.
Thanks for being here.
You gave her the Kenny Pickett jersey.
I'll take it back.
You can't take it back.
That's Kelly's jersey.
That's no way to treat a guest.
Kelly Pickett.
Kelly Pickett.
And how much a month?
I'm sorry?
What?
Oh, no.
I misunderstood.
What?
We should all shotgun a beer.
Oh.
Okay.
Shotgun a beer?
Well, Glennie, are you starting right now?
This is a serious workplace.
I mean, we were just meeting Kelly.
She was out in the hallway.
Yeah.
Shout out your social so people can follow you.
Kelly with a K on Instagram.
Wait, oh, it's Kelly with a K on Instagram?
Not just Kelly?
Into the mic that doesn't work?
Or does it work?
It works.
You can hear me?
Yes.
Grant looks interested.
Kelly the K.
Kelly the K.
Nobody photoshopped.
Nobody photoshopped.
Come on, Grant.
It's working again. Man, my only fans is Kelly K, if you wantoshopped. Oh, come on, Grant. Grant's lurking again.
Man, my OnlyFans is Kelly Kay, if you want to see.
That's what I was asking.
How much a month for OnlyFans?
I think it's like $4.99.
That's a great deal.
Cheap.
Hell yeah.
On sale.
I think it's like 30 days free.
You get a free trial.
Go check it out.
Hell yes.
All right, well, have fun with Glennie.
Thank you, Kelly.
Yeah, Big Cat has 300 cats.
Good to meet you.
Okay.
Grant, yeah, enjoy the jersey.
Grant is a dog.
I saw him.
Grant was on all fours barking in the lobby.
He's like, hello.
The Aussie mating call.
Yeah.
So your picket jersey.
No, I'm not giving you that back.
You wanted to give it to her, Jerry.
Yeah, you did.
You volunteered it. That's not happening. You wanted to give it to her, Jerry. Yeah, you did. You volunteered it.
That's not happening.
You tried to trade, and you got blown up.
Yeah, you tried a flesh trade.
You just kicked Grant out.
Oh, no.
No.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
It was for the show.
What's going on?
You see, you got a little cry in your voice right now.
Come on, man.
Stop.
That was for the show.
That was a bit.
That was a bit, man.
They're cheap.
They're cheap. They're not cheap, man. I paid $150 for this. You just said they were cheap. I paid $150, man. Stop. That was for the show. That was a bit. That was a bit, man. They're cheap. They're cheap.
They're not cheap, man.
I paid $150 for that.
You just said they were cheap.
I paid $150, man.
You got the LeBron jersey.
I mean, you can go in and ask for it, but I don't know.
That's kind of fucked up.
Maybe do a swap with her and you get the leather outfit.
I'm down for that.
For the jersey back, I'm down.
Jerry, you got to go get it yourself.
That ain't right, Dan.
What do you mean?
You volunteered it, Jerry.
Ellie the K.
I'm following her.
I thought it was for the show, man.
All right, go get it.
Go get it.
Go get it.
They haven't started yet.
You got time.
She gave me a dirty look when I asked how much a month.
I had to look at my feet during that.
That was so uncomfortable.
Asking how much her thing that she's in for is...
It was so uncomfortable.
She's plant-based.
She's a nature girl, too.
She's not plant-based.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, take it off first.
Plant-based and a nature girl.
Those are my two favorite things.
Plants and nature.
And girls.
Her titties.
Her fake titties are impossible burgers.
Ellie the K, I like her.
She got a new fan in me.
Ras fed.
She's so confused.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Lenny's pissed.
Oh, no.
Lenny's tired of people stealing his content.
She's not giving it back.
Oh, she gave it back.
She gave it back.
Oh, he swapped the Lakers.
Oh.
Hey, you swapped the Lakers?
No, go get the Lakers.
The Lakers back.
We need the Lakers.
It's my jersey.
I bought it. Go get my jersey back No, go get the Lakers. The Lakers back. We need the Lakers. It's my jersey. I bought it.
Go get my jersey back.
You go get it back.
I don't think she wanted to give it up.
Swap her the Kenny Pickett for the Lakers.
Give her a Goodell clown shirt for it.
Give her the Kenny Pickett for the Lakers.
No.
Just get the Lakers back.
No.
Where are your shoes?
You probably wear the same shies.
Yeah.
Come on, Dan.
Get the Lakers jersey.
My run's on turds.
She wants a jersey. That's the problem. Well, tell her to pick. Yeah. Come on, Dan. Get the Lakers jersey. She wants a jersey.
That's the problem.
Well, tell her to pick.
I want her to buy a jersey.
Come on, Aaron.
Pick a jersey.
You're probably making
like a billion dollars a month.
I can't believe you did that.
Dan, come on, man.
All right, fine.
But just tell her to follow me.
Can we see if she's
already following anyone?
Like me?
I mean, Glennie.
You did just cost us a jersey.
She was eyeing us.
Yeah, you just lost eyeing us.
You lost us a jersey.
Listen, I know. Come on, man. I'm getting outside. We have a full group in here. He's going to have to buy another jersey. I cost us a jersey. She was I you just lost
Come on man, I'm good. I have a full group in here. He's gonna have to buy another Jersey
Interesting Caleb's the man and now Caleb's so cool
Italy I can we see that Jersey I just say use use the second one. I just sent to the group. He's in there now. Who is?
I think Caleb's in Italy right now.
Oh, is he?
Guy's living.
Can I just say, Instagram is pretty fucked up right now.
I went to search, and I was going to follow this new person.
One of my suggested things is John Stockton.
Why?
What?
Whoa.
Because of Karl Malone?
Yeah.
Whoa.
That actually is kind of fucked.
You did just say it a bunch, though.
I don't think I did it at all.
Kelly with a K?
Kelly the K.
That stuff doesn't weird me out.
It makes life a lot more convenient if people are listening to me and giving me what I need at my fingertips.
I'm sorry, Dan.
I didn't mean to.
No, it's all right.
I just, you know, you know I wanted that Jersey and also gave
it away I think that was the most hated
Jersey here though let's agree on that
there we are I like that you look at
that oh she's right didn't Pat say that
was his favorite jerk or no he's a no he
did say was favorite Jersey that's a
fucking squad right there boys she is
just like full sand ads.
That's a great picture.
Wow.
Sass with the fucking gang signs.
Sass went goofy on us.
I had to get a silly one.
Yeah, that's a nice one, Sass.
Love it.
Good work, boys.
Oh, we forgot a jumping one.
Yeah.
Silly one.
We've got to do a fun one.
Good show.
I wonder what happened to Grant.
What should we do with the jerseys right now?
If everyone wants to take them, they can, but I think we should use them.
Let's put them in that box.
In that box or somewhere.
Someone, no.
I'll keep them.
Steven or Zaki.
Zaki's got it.
Zaki, you got it?
I am worried that someone's going to steal my Kobe.
No, but we're going to bring these back out.
I think we play basketball in them and we do the case race in them,
and then they can be whoever's.
Who's that guy?
If you leave them in your chairs, come in there and get them.
He runs the new camera.
Interns.
We got to do interns maybe tomorrow.
Yes, that'll be great.
Come in here and start talking to them.
They scare the fuck out of me.
Why?
Yeah.
They're all big.
They're all my age.
There's like a lot of people in here
that have like fucking freshman energy
towards the interns.
Like the fucking interns are here.
That's right, dude.
Just let the interns be.
I think Billy was doing that. Good life for Sass to haze the interns. Oh, these fucking interns, here. That's right, dude. Just let the interns be. I think Billy was doing that.
Good life for Sass to Haze
the interns.
Oh, these fucking interns, dude.
I can't believe
they're fucking here, dude.
Oh, I don't care about that.
They actually intimidate
the fuck out of me.
Why?
They did last year, too.
Why?
I don't know.
Last year, Malasek
intimidated you?
Yeah.
It was a Cam and a Cameron.
That was awkward for them.
They had to go around
and tell everyone that.
Nobody had a pick wrong.
Which one's Cam?
I walked in like,
anybody got a pick?
No. They didn't? They didn't? Yeah, and then they made the girl stand.
I didn't like that. That's not cool. What the fuck?
You gotta have a pick and you gotta fucking let the lady sit.
We should just do this right now.
We already bought the girl a bottle of wine.
Really? Yeah. Respect.
Should we just do this now? Do two hours?
What? Interns. At the interns?
Yeah. I gotta go somewhere
at 3.30. I got here at 10, walked around, waited for one of them to say something to me.
None of them did to the point where I didn't know if I existed.
Do you think they thought you were an intern?
No, I think Frank told them.
It's tough because they're probably terrified but also really cocky.
Yeah.
They're probably very like.
Last year we got the Travies for the Boys video on the first day of interns.
That's true.
That was also formative and that scared the fuck out of everyone else.
They still work here.
Also, shockingly, cool-ass dude, Travi.
He's the man.
Great guy.
He is.
All right, so tomorrow we'll get the interns in.
All right.
I've got to figure out who all of them are.
How many are there?
I only saw two.
I think there was four.
There's video interns.
There's upstairs interns.
There's social interns.
There's a lot.
Any yak interns? We could make one
a yak intern. We can draft one. Are we allowed to
get any intern we want? You are, yes.
Like off the street if we wanted to?
Yes. Wow, that's crazy.
What's so funny? We should have the guy down
We should have the guy. Yeah, we should have
him do like sales intern. That would be cool.
Here's a phone
to start calling people.
Oh, we should just give him merch
and just be like,
you got to sell it on the street.
Give him a pack
and tell him to flip it.
Yeah.
That's actually not a bad idea.
He stood right in front.
Why doesn't he just run
a storefront out of shoe gasm?
It'd be good.
He's built for it.
He'd probably get haggled.
He's out there every day.
He's a grinder.
And he sells everything too
he sells like Jeffcaps
he sells guns
ARs
exclusively
Big Cat there's breaking news
bad news
good news for me
I mean this is not
it's awesome
one of your best defensive players.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Cool, Steven.
This is crazy news.
I was hoping it was going to be something way more exciting.
It ruined the finish of the show.
We had a good exit strategy.
It's like 350 pounds.
It's like the perfect defensive tackle for our scheme.
Vita Vea wasn't perfect.
He's good at those. No, he's... He's good at those, right? Having two of them is better. He does them every day. Well, Vita Vea wasn't perfect.
He's good at those.
No, he's good at those.
Having two of them is better.
He does them every day.
He would be good at those.
Dude, I fucking put a lot of work in.
A lot of airplanes folded.
You just got to do it every day.
Try one out.
I'm terrible at it.
Yeah?
I never really learned how to do it.
I think the more folds, the better.
I got to go buy an AC today.
Apartments are brutal.
It's frightening how hot our apartments are. It's 96 degrees here.
How many BTUs are you getting?
I don't know.
I don't know what to get.
I'll walk you through.
12,000.
Never enough.
12,000?
Get a 10 or a 12.
I think even a fan would change my life.
What's this for?
Your room?
Yeah. You have a small room? 12. I think even a fan would change my life. What's this for? Your room? Yeah.
You have a small room?
Tiny.
Six?
Five for your room.
How many BTUs?
12 for the living room.
I don't think we're doing living room.
No, you're not doing living room?
Yeah, we are.
Our living room gets in there as it is.
Medieval?
Yeah, we are.
Are you just going to keep the doors open of your room?
I did that last night.
I had a great system last night.
I had the window open and I had my door open
and there was a nice breeze
going through.
Yeah, I saw you had a jar
with a Stan Smith.
It's no way to live.
It did.
Innovative.
I'm going to be out on Friday.
You see.
It's the whole time.
What?
Yep.
TJ, that's not approved.
Look at fucking Pete.
He got a little bit of a suntan, and now he's going two buttons down,
little piece of shit.
I hate that guy.
What does that guy do here?
He's full-time content, though.
That's actually a great question.
He says no to people professionally.
He breaks the Wi-Fi.
He's a piece of shit.
He actively makes the Wi-Fi worse.
All he does is every time that Glennie brings in a chick for OnlyFans,
he goes and jerks off in the bathroom.
Yeah, onto the Wi-Fi router, and then bathroom. Yeah, onto the Wi-Fi router.
And then spends the next month fixing the Wi-Fi router.
The gunky cum that he put on.
No, it's not gunky.
It's dusty.
Is it dusty?
Yeah, it's chunky.
Just comes out in dusty chunks.
Like a fucking Nature Valley bar.
I was not letting that girl have that jersey.
No, you were very rude about it.
Get the LeBron back.
Get the LeBron back.
Fuck that.
This hard hitting.
I hate that we can do this.
It's so funny.
It always makes me uncomfortable.
Glennie's wearing jersey day too.
Wow.
What are the chances?
What do you think he's using his laptop for right now?
There's nothing on that.
It's a black screen.
Oh, it's probably just her OnlyFans account.
He's like looking at game film right now.
I like how he doesn't look at his subject too much.
He's looking right at her titties.
Directly at them.
We hear what they're saying?
It'd be great if we could hop in that's why they're having a good conversation
screen in there and we just stop playing the act
what is she drinking
Diet Coke
craft beer
she wants some beer
alright
that's the show
see everyone tomorrow intern day tomorrow thanks for the jersey day I want some beer. All right. All right. That's the show.
See everyone tomorrow.
Intern day tomorrow.
Thanks for the jersey day.
Yeah, feels good.
Feels good to be jerseied up with the boys. Good boys. We'll be right back. Bye.