The Yak - The N-F-L Wrap Draft | The Yak 4-27-23
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Is Mike's hat on?
Mike isn't on.
Is it on now? Yes.
It's on now. I had to go to the doctor because my neck
hurt so much because I was giving so many people nods.
Yes.
That wasn't worth the build up.
I think it was.
The mic not being on kind of killed that one.
This is what happened to you in Austin.
It is, exactly.
This kills it.
That wasn't funny at all.
You try again in like 30 minutes.
You guys ever go to sleep?
Oh, that sucked.
You guys hoodies to sleep, guys?
No.
What?
Jay, are you no shirt under the hoodie right now?
No, I have a shirt.
Is it deep V?
Oh, my God.
Jay, bastard.
That is a deep V.
Son of a bitch.
I brought a dress shirt today.
No, Che, take off the sweatshirt.
I want to see you in this.
You look like you're about to just make like 12 over easy eggs
and open hand slap your wife.
I did make some eggs this morning.
Oh, no, no.
That is a big one.
That looks like me.
Cigarette loosely hanging from your mouth.
I think you're more shirtless than shirted.
That shit's translucent.
You're about to smoke a cigarette on a fire escape.
It's an undershirt for a dress shirt.
Slap a dog.
Sass, I don't want to air this out in public,
but I think I saw you at makeout point last night
what again let me smell your tongue no wonder it's from the hours of making out 5 p.m to
6 a.m i was there your tongue tender today yeah bruised tenderized um all right so we got a draft today ron is late ron's under ron's
stuck on the train you're doing the nfl draft again how long has it been since we did a draft
it was like it was kyle's greedy wheel i think over a year it was the the hamburger was it the
hamburger draft yeah h-a-m molusca m was like in march oh was that that's
when he had that thing with the reedy yeah i think it's been over a year that was greedy
wheel too because it was the hardest i've ever laughed yeah the greedy wheel was incredible so
we are going to do greedy wheel again we are yes we're going to change it up so we're not going to
get wet because we've done that we'll be that in the drafts later in the draft later we're all here
till fucking midnight so how it's going to work is we all brought an N, an F, and an L, and a mystery item.
We're going to present all of our items, and then we'll put them all out in the different spots,
and then we'll have the wheel, and if your name comes up, you get to pick.
And what was the greedy wheel again?
If you go greedy, you bought a very hot, hot sauce. Yes.
That is the first thing you have to put on.
What is it?
It's Devil's Duel.
You gotta go like a couple good
gentlemen's. It looks standard. Yeah, it doesn't
look like super, super hot, but hot enough.
Greedy twice, I think you do it again
or is there like a... We have tuna fish.
You have to add tuna salad
to your wrap way worse this is
adding on to it and then the third thing is you do find you don't get wet but your wrap does you
have to dunk the wrap in water yeah yeah all right no humans will get wet but the greedy wheel if you
go greedy a fourth time again dunk it in water yes anybody you think to get wraps kate i did
yeah it did okay uh also you're not reading our chats. Yeah, clearly.
It was in a show.
This was at like 10 a.m., brother.
What was it?
It was.
Pretty unfortunate, Brandon.
Way before your bitch-ass show started.
Phone over there?
That chair?
No?
Yes?
What are you?
No.
And then greedy five times,
you do have to go get wet.
Yeah, I like that. I forget what that is. What is so we spun the wheel wrap you have to go in the shower in the shower with the wrap
brilliant yeah what what what is it what is greedy we have a wheel with everybody's name if it lands
on your name you pick your ingredient if it lands on you again you pick your second lands on you
again pick your third but then if it lands on you a fourth time, that's greedy. Oh, I think it was three was greedy.
No, because there's three things.
What's the issue?
Oh, yes, yes.
What's going on, Brando?
Just the case.
I hate when that happens.
Brando.
What did you do with my phone?
I hate when I find a case when I'm looking for my phone.
That's your case.
What did you do with my phone?
I didn't do anything with your phone.
If the case is there, the phone has to be close.
Is that my phone? Or is that your phone?
It's my phone. Brandon, try calling it.
Beep boop boop boop.
Oh, it's the phone.
Where is it? Is it in...
I don't know. What was the greedy?
It's a name wheel.
And if it lands on your name, you pick an ingredient.
Lands on your name again, pick an ingredient.
And if it lands on your name a fourth time and you. Lands on your name again, pick an ingredient. And if it lands on your name a fourth time
and you're complete before everybody has their ingredients,
you're greedy.
Fifth time, because we're doing four.
There's the protein.
Yeah, there's the mystery item.
Oh, I love this.
I love this.
You can sit in here until Roan gets here.
Yeah.
Taylor's here.
Hey, hello.
Taylor's here.
What's up, big boy?
Good to see you.
Yeah, close that. We don't want Will in here. Remember that time? Taylor's here. What's up, big boy? Good to see you. Yeah, close that.
We don't want Will in here.
Remember that time?
Taylor, remember that time we had an awesome time as a yak?
No, no, we're good.
We had back spasms.
We got all of our seats.
No, we're good.
We're good, Will.
Will, we're good.
Hey, it's great to see you.
Is this one on?
It is.
Good.
That was such a fun time when you came
and did the...
That was a lot of fun.
I wish so badly it was a case race
and not a juice race or whatever the fuck that was.
It was a tank race.
Wait, but you were part of the only tank race
in Yak history.
I'm defeated, team.
I don't think we can lose.
You're really for the boys.
If you guys give Will shit, I promise I'll kill myself.
Hey, Will,
this is what they do, right?
This is what they do.
They're trying to divide
and conquer right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Another member of your body.
Remembering awesome times.
Will had back spasms.
I literally brought
Toradol to his house
the night before.
He basically crawled
to his door.
I was down.
I handed it to him
on the floor.
He was down bad.
Yeah.
But he knows what he did.
Look at him standing
so good now. What do you mean I know what I did? You know what happened. Bailed on your brother. He was down bad. Yeah. But he knows what he did. Look at him standing so good now.
What do you mean I know what I did?
You know what happened.
Bailed on your brother.
You know what happened to you.
I couldn't bail.
I was just, I couldn't perform.
The definition of bailing is what you did.
I couldn't perform.
You guys need to stop this.
Where's Roan?
You guys have to be on the same team.
We are on the same team.
Sounds like you're not.
I literally just said.
Will bailed when I was in Nashville, too.
You see, you always do a good job throwing in that little wedge.
It's always early. It's good to see you. It's always early in the first five minutes.
You guys are here for the draft tonight?
Yep.
NFL draft's going to be awesome.
That show's going to be awesome.
I saw Brandon Walker walked in, didn't say hi to me.
He big-timed me again.
He slapped me on the ass as he walked by.
That's not big-timing you.
That is an interaction.
And you turned around and you saw me.
You shook my hand and said, did you bring me a gold chain? I you saw me you shook my hand you said did you bring me a gold chain i was like what are you oh i thought you'd
bring me a gold chain i thought that was our oh do you and being the gentleman i am i gave i was
like do you want to wear this little betty he said no i thought you were just going to bring
me one and he really walked away so that's how my day started at barstool headquarters
is there anything you want to say you're gonna to call, Big Cat? Hello? Oh, what's up?
Just calling to see where your phone was, but I guess you have it.
Yep, all good.
All right, Big Dog.
All right, see ya.
You going to give it to me?
That's my second phone.
It's draft day.
Like Schefter, I got two phones.
Phil, does it feel weird being on the yak and not showing your penis?
Early. Yeah, it is still
early. Yeah, I guess so.
You gotta get a few in me.
What?
You gotta get a few penises in you?
Oz?
Say what?
How's everybody doing?
KB, how you been?
Good.
I'm not skipping songs.
When I play, no skipping songs, you'll enjoy music more.
When you don't skip songs?
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
Because we succumb to the instant gratification of just picking our favorite songs,
and then it loses.
It gets watered down.
So don't skip a song.
I agree with this. Put a playlist on, put a station on, and don't skip.
If you listen to an album, dive deeper than the first few songs on the album.
It works.
I've saved so many new songs that I like with this method.
I disagree.
Okay.
I think you're wasting your time listening to bad songs.
You're trying to take that dopamine level. You're trying to take down his dopamine level.
He's trying to take down his dopamine level.
Not in a trough, yeah.
Kyle keeps a log of his dopamine.
How's it been?
Today has been great.
What did you wake up at?
I haven't been sleeping well, but I've been doing the cold showers.
Oh, yes.
I don't know if they help.
You're on your Huberman shit.
Yeah, big time pilled.
How long do you get in the cold shower?
Two minutes?
Horribly, like 30 seconds.
So are you getting clean?
It's not like a wash yourself shower.
It's just to make yourself very uncomfortable.
So do you take hot wash yourself showers?
Yeah, that's a separate thing.
Okay.
So do you dry off and then get back in?
Yeah, get back in.
Yeah. Put his clothes on and be like, all right, well, now it's time to take him right back off.
A regular shower.
I'm with you on the cold showers.
I don't know about the music thing, but I'm definitely with you on the cold showers.
You do it?
Yeah.
Cold showers?
I do a cold tub instead.
So do you, because I've tried to do like the 30 seconds cold at the end and I'm such a pussy.
Yeah, I feel like you got to start cold.
Yeah. It's all about just doing it right away. You a pussy. Yeah, I feel like you've got to start cold. Yeah.
It's all about just doing it right away.
Yeah, you've just got to.
You've got to do that.
Doesn't that negate the cold?
I feel like you've got to end cold.
Yeah.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
Huberman would have been able to explain this better than me.
Okay.
Not me.
It's hard to re-explain what he said.
Yeah, but he says it so well.
He says it so well.
Every single time.
He says it so well.
You've got to end cold.
You're a Huberman guy as well?
Oh, we're all Huberman.
I'm all about it.
Just about.
Oh, I didn't know who it was until yesterday.
We're putting everyone on.
Yeah, Will and I do a good 16-8 every single day.
I don't know.
16-8.
Intermittent fasting.
Hey, BC, all you need is 11 minutes a week in cold showers,
and you'll start losing weight.
You'll start short.
Really?
Yeah, you'll burn fat faster.
11 minutes?
That's a lot of minutes.
That's a week.
11 minutes a week.
No, no, no, 11 minutes a week, so we're talking. No, I understand, but that's a lot of minutes a week. 11 minutes a week. No, no, no. 11 minutes a week.
So we're talking... No, I understand, but that's
a lot of minutes.
You just do 11 minutes at once.
I just said I was a pussy for doing 30 seconds.
You could do that, I think.
Yeah, you boys have no idea. I don't know if it works.
You guys sound like you're not on your human shit.
I don't know if it's like, you can start at...
Say you only want to go twice a week.
If you do 11 minutes in one day, you actually gain weight really fast.
Today I walked out of the gym feeling like I was on a low dose of ecstasy.
That's a great feeling.
While I listened to music that I didn't even love.
Was it endorphins from the gym?
I don't know.
I think it's just the illusion of improvement.
I mean, you talk about it, Will.
Squatting, that's like a drug.
Squatting is a drug.
Squatting's a drug.
It really is.
It's no different than Adderall or Speed.
If you squat heavy, you feel so much energy the rest of the day.
Yeah, once you leave the gym.
But when you're looking at squatting heavy, you're like, fuck, I don't want to.
It sucks.
So if I have Adderall in one hand and then you have to go squat 300 pounds,
which one are you taking?
Squat all day.
Yeah.
All day.
Right.
Foxhole guy.
Yeah.
You're a foxhole guy.
You jerk off like four times?
Yeah.
Does squatting make you horny?
Adderall.
Oh, it gets your testosterone going.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Adderall is taken away from that T.
Yeah.
Squatting has never made me feel even close to as good as like two light beers has.
Two light beers is awesome.
You squatted?
Yeah.
All right, just checking.
Dude, what's your squat depth look like?
Let's see.
I have perfect squat.
Oh, give us the depth.
Give us the depth.
We've made you do this before.
Yeah.
We have done it.
I did it.
I feel like you have really good ankle mobility.
He has good form.
Ankles can flip all the way around.
Let's see.
No.
Oh, okay. No, I'll do it Let's see. No. Oh, okay.
No, I'll do it.
Show us your depth.
Yeah, let's just see your depth.
Yeah, he can do the backwards walk, right?
What if your trousers split and your balls pop out?
Oh, that's deeper than deep.
Can you keep your toes pointed forward and keep your heels on the ground,
squat all the way down like you just did?
That's impressive.
Yeah, that's good.
That's impressive.
Will, can you do that?
No.
I've always thought you had good hip mobility, buddy.
Except doing that with my toes pointed forward hurt a little bit.
Hurt my knees more.
Knees over toes.
When I would squat, I would always put my toes pointed out.
Yeah.
There's a whole.
I'll tell you what another Huberman thing, since we were talking about cold showers,
this sauna protocol we did.
30 minutes in the sauna at like north of 180,
30 minutes, and then you have a cooling period where you'll just stand outside for five minutes.
You're not doing 30 minutes straight in 180, are you?
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
I can, I do like the 200 in like 10 minutes.
It's like Nordic shit.
If you do, if you do, it's like 180 to 210.
If you can be in the sauna for 30 minutes, out for five, Will.
Cooling period.
And then go back in for another 30 minutes.
So an hour total of sauna.
You can hack into your growth hormone.
And like, well, I think it's like 16-fold.
Well, did you do that twice?
Does this get easier over time?
Two hours and 20 minutes.
Does it get easier over time?
Because right now I can't do that.
I mean, being in the heat gets easier over time, but that protocol is fucking...
You ever do sauna cold tub?
That will wake you up.
Contrast?
Yeah, that's good for the recovery.
Yeah, that's good for recovery, but if you're doing HGH stuff...
Yeah, we're trying to get into...
There's different studies that...
We're doing natural HGH.
Yeah, natural HGH.
If you're in the sauna for 20 minutes a day for 25 minutes, like two or three times a week,
you reduce your chance of dying from heart disease by like 27%.
If you do it like four to seven times a week, you get more into like the 50, 65%.
That is actually, I got that directly from Huberman.
Directly.
That was a reel that I saw like four days ago.
His mouth to your ear.
From his mouth to my ear.
The sauna is a blast.
The protocol Will's talking about, you can only do that once a week.
I'm a steam room guy.
I kind of hate this.
A steam room is way harder for me than a sauna.
I love steam room.
I love the steam room.
It fucks me up.
You can't really like.
Steam room after drinking a shit load?
Oh.
The Russians will go to the bathhouse and do this cycle like crazy and drink liquor.
You can spend all day there.
Yeah.
I want to do the leave beating thing.
The guys just naked, just beating each other.
That guy's just showing so much nut root.
He's just out there. He's in there for hours.
We're just watching him.
Eyes locked on him. All the Russians have big bellies
and tiny dicks. Not this guy.
He was all cocked.
They live forever.
They're scary as fuck.
They never leave the sauna.
They're in there every day. They're scary as fuck, too. Well, they never leave the sauna. Right. Yeah, they're in there every day.
It is actually incredible to watch them.
All right, Will and Taylor.
There's a guy at the sauna we go to.
He's always rubbing a different girl's butt cheeks.
If you look at the Spy 88's reviews, I think it's Yelp or Google,
it's all calling him a pervert.
Well, yeah, he's always rubbing a different set of butt cheeks.
Does Huberman have anything on that?
Like, if you rub a girl's butt cheeks for 15 minutes a week,
you'll live to 100?
I think if you rub a different girl's butt cheeks once a week?
Yeah.
Never fucking, just rubbing.
No, no, no, just rubbing the butt cheeks.
What does it do to you?
No, it's 37% chance less likely to have heart disease.
Was it heart disease?
I thought it was prostate shit.
Yeah, prostate too.
And it cures COVID.
I feel like
I need to get my prostate checked.
That stiff
ass stance.
Are you pissing a lot?
Yeah, let's see the squat.
Let's see the squat.
Let's see the squat.
Throw that mic over your shoulder, dude.
Throw that mic stand over your shoulder.
Oh no. He'll see you squat. Yeah. We'll see you squat. Throw that mic over your shoulder, dude. Throw that mic stand over your shoulder. Have you seen Will Chug?
Oh, no.
He'll take his pants off.
Incredible.
Show them, Will.
Come on.
Come on, Will.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Strong.
Yeah.
Come on.
Do you want the mic? All right, Kate.
I looked up for the cactus.
All right.
Well, we're going to do a draft.
We'll see you guys tonight for the draft.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. We have like a weird thing do a draft. We'll see you guys tonight for the draft.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
We have like a weird thing planned today.
We'll just see you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
You can stay if you want.
You want to stay?
That was my wait.
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I was trying to get Will out of here.
Grab a sheet.
Pull it.
All right, thank you, Taylor.
See, the Bustin' with the Boys here will be for the draft show tonight.
Rona's here.
Yes.
We're ready to go.
Fuck yes.
Excited?
It's been a year since we've done a draft.
I feel like I, in drafts past, have tried to do something a little bit safe for everybody,
something everyone will enjoy.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Yeah.
I was just saying before we started, this is the first time we've done a draft where i got
good all like very edible things oh okay that's not gonna it's not gonna matter in the end no
it's not gonna matter in the end all right i wasn't i'm an absolute dickhead today i know
pretty uh by the way bad ron uh we are doing a greedy wheel. Okay, I love that. So here's how it's going to work.
We're going to do, everyone's going to reveal their items,
their NFL and mystery item,
and then we're going to put everyone's name on the list.
If your name comes up, you get to draft something
until we all have four items.
If you have four items and your name comes up again,
that's greedy wheel.
You got to douse your wrap in hot sauce if you get it once.
You got to add tuna salad if you get it twice and if you get it three times you gotta dunk your wrap in water that's the
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The bread, too.
Why are they eating all our fucking food?
Three loaves of bread last night. What's up, Billy?
KB, wave me in.
You were standing right outside the door like... No, what Billy
was doing was asking if he can
eat that food. They said it was only for the
yak. Now that I was on the yak, I get to eat the food, right?
Yeah, you can have the food, Billy. Oh, that's a smart
move. You gotta read Billy's. I'm a Billy Whisperer when it comes to that. You really eat the food, right? Yeah, you can have the food, Billy. Oh, that's a smart move. You got to read Billy's.
I'm a Billy whisperer when it comes to that.
You really sussed that out.
Yeah, he really did.
I thought he wouldn't come in.
The funniest thing, he stopped doing it because we started calling him out.
But for part of my take, because we tape every Sunday, so we come in the office, he would text at like 10 a.m.
Being like, what are we thinking for dinner?
Because it's free dinner.
Yeah.
So it just and then he always
takes excited as fuck oh yeah he takes all the leftovers home he's a growing boy let him eat
uh okay he's going for the steak draft day oh i want to add one last thing oh he might take it all
it might be fun um when you make a selection Stephen, do you want to give like a 20-second
just quick blurb about a player that's going to be drafted tonight?
About a player, not a menu item?
No.
How about he gives a blurb about the item we selected?
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
Profile.
Yeah.
Break down.
Yeah.
Stephen Shea breakdown of the menu item.
If it's a reach and if, yeah.
Yeah.
Can you maybe all text me your menu items just so I can prep some?
I want to see some improv.
Okay.
You'll see them all when we put them out there.
Okay.
I like this.
But, yeah, give us your, let's just pretend you're going with the fries.
Give us your Stephen Che draft voice.
The fries look outstanding the green onion on the top just the perfect topping for the fried
crispiness of it i like this selection to go early in the draft today that was good great job none of
that looks bad but let's say there was something bad out there like uh uh piss flavored jello oh god
um you have to be professional you have to be professional okay piss flavored jello. Oh, God.
You have to be professional.
You have to be professional.
Okay.
I got to say, I'm surprised by this selection.
Piss flavored jello was not even on my board.
Taken early in the second.
I think Mr. Terini is going to regret this one.
You're damn good, Sherry.
You're damn good. Thanks.
That's going to be fun. Yeah Yeah. You're damn good. Thanks. That's going to be fun.
Yeah.
I love your draft voice.
Thanks.
You just slip into it so naturally.
I do.
Yeah.
We're like we I remember last year when we had you on PMT.
It was like we were talking normally and then we started and you're like this guy out of
Texas.
Bit of a tweener.
The end.
Good cone drill.
It's the only way I can communicate about those things.
By the way, happy draft day, Stephen.
I know it's your favorite day of the year.
It's a big day.
I love how excited you get for the draft.
It's a big day.
I feel really good.
Well, I felt really good.
I put up my final mock at 10 a.m.
And then I got some info after it.
What'd you get?
I don't think I'm going to defend my title.
It's the world's best.
What'd you get?
Tyree Wilson's not going, too.
Ooh.
Will Anderson's going, too.
Ooh.
Also, Ken Jack's birthday today,
so if you're an anime body pillow, stay inside.
Okay.
Do not go outside.
Trapped in that.
I went on Wake Up Mincy this morning.
Second time.
Yeah.
It's fun.
Is he still high?
Oh, yeah.
Has he done a solo episode yet?
I don't think so.
But we are working on potentially getting Barstool Sports as a sponsor,
Wake Up Mincy.
That'd be good.
I had a conversation with Erica.
So we're going to see if we can close that deal.
It's pretty big.
It's the biggest.
A media company like Barstool Sports sponsoring a wake-up show?
Can we prank him from a brand?
I want to prank him.
I love kicking people when they're up.
He's riding high.
Mack Weldon.
Who would he believe?
Coca-Cola. I was he believe Like Coca-Cola
Christian Dior
Coca-Cola yeah
Enron
What if we did a bar
Like a big bar
So competitor
Yeah
He is
He's hot
I said on
Wake Up Mincy
I'm buying all the Mincy stock
We could get him to do
An Apple read
Yeah
Apple
New iPhone
IBM
Go through all the specs.
We should do Apple and IBM and he has to choose.
Mincy, there's two really good deals, but you gotta...
Amazon.
It has you on line one.
All right, should we do the...
We have a creed?
Yeah.
Succession, the show.
Show succession.
Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Succession. The show. The show's succession. Yeah.
Okay.
Which hand are we raised?
Right.
Right.
Where is this shit?
I don't have it.
Someone's creed rich.
Somebody's creed rich.
Oh, I am.
Sorry, my bad.
Creedy.
Creedy.
That's a dunk.
Phew. Creedy. Creedy. That's a dunk. That's a dunk. Big hat.
The Draftman's Creed.
Today is the day, a day of selection,
choosing N, F, and L to create our confection.
In honor of the draft selected player by player, we will build a wrap chosen layer by layer.
You can select well, choose wise, and be keen, but it can still be ruined
by the mystery protein
it may taste gross
it may taste like a shoe
and if so
give it to the woman who is
eating for two
if it is disgusting
know it will be over soon
and we can chase it down
with a delicious high noon. Except
Brandon.
Brandon, you didn't say that
last part. I thought that was kind of weird.
I feel like you didn't say the end of it.
I'm still skating on
very shaky
ice. Billy's back.
Billy's back.
Imposterous amount of steak, guys.
He really did.
Another layer of steak underneath. He took like 60's almost like... He really did. He really did. There's another layer
of steak underneath right now.
He took like 60% of the steak
in that pan,
and he said there's enough
for everybody
when his plate was weighed down
with more steak
than the actual tray.
I'm sorry,
but it was a ridiculous
amount of steak.
He's a growing boy.
Trying to defend himself.
Damn good, too.
Damn good.
Damn good steak.
Damn good.
Damn good.
That's why we're all
so heated over this.
We're steak jealous.
Billy, shall we?
Yes.
What should we start with?
How are we going to start this thing off?
The presentation of the ends.
The wraps.
Okay.
Oh, the wraps.
Oh, great wraps.
These are big.
Turn my headphone up a little.
Classic wraps. Classic, beautiful wraps. Oh, great wraps. These are big. Turn my head up a little.
Classic wraps.
Classic, beautiful wraps.
Kate, great selection of wraps.
I was going to get spinach wraps to throw everyone for a loop.
They taste exactly the same.
Just the same.
They do.
Just make you feel a little bit better.
A little healthier.
It feels healthy.
I'm going to get another spinach wrap.
Are we just going down the row saying what we have?
Let's start with the N's.
Okay.
My N is New York style cheesecake.
Very nice.
Don't be excited about that, though.
That will clash.
Put your N.
Yeah, we'll start the N's in the pile over there.
Nick?
You want me to say my N?
Yeah.
All right.
Nutritional yeast.
Ooh.
Fun.
Fun.
That's fun.
I wonder how that pairs when it's just raw, unleavened yeast.
Does it just taste like powder?
What if you already have some?
Sorry, Kate. It's just that you're disgusting.
Okay.
I think Nick's end might be worse than Kate's end.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Kate's got a good end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What tastes...
Brandon's end?
I have some protein nut butter.
Ooh.
No BS.
What if you already have some?
Nut butter.
I really could have done Nicky's nut butter. Could have done... Yeah. You guys have some? Nut butter. I really could have done Nikki's nut butter.
Could have done, yeah.
You guys went yeast and nut butter.
All right, mine is a little cold because I bought it about an hour and a half ago,
but it is some delicious New England clam chowder.
Oh, good in a wrap.
Well on the wrap, yeah.
Oh, god.
Yeah, it'll go well on the wrap.
Oh, and it's been sitting out?
Yeah, just a little bit, just a little bit. It's not that bad so wrap. It's been sitting out. Just a little bit.
It's not that bad so far.
I did pretty decent things.
Chowder and cheesecake, though.
You won't get that.
Never with the twain chow meat.
Vanilla bean yogurt.
Noosa.
Oh, okay.
I brought an alternative for each letter if we need that.
You may need it.
Mine's kind of more of a marinade, nonfat milk.
Oh, yeah.
I really just soak that thing down.
Delicious.
More to the water, I thought.
I had a milk wrap for dinner last night.
Yeah, you have to use at least a quarter of it.
You got to wrap it really tight.
Really tight.
Got to eat it in one bite.
I brought Nutella.
Okay, that's good.
You mad man.
That is going to be-
You fucking crazy boy.
Steven, you writing these down?
Nutella feels like-
Wait, Steven, did you bring some?
I did.
Oh, okay, great.
I brought Nutella.
Oh, all right.
We got Nutella.
No, we need the mystery then.
The mystery.
Oh, yeah.
Mystery in.
No, it's boring because someone else, I think, did it. Oh. We got. Oh, we need. No, we need the mystery. The mystery. Oh, yeah. Mystery end. It's boring because someone else.
Oh.
Not so.
Butter.
That's it's five seed butter.
Tahini fusion.
OK.
OK.
That's not bad on a wrap.
So these are all kind of like pastes.
Yeah.
This is good.
It's hard to find ends.
Solid ends.
Yeah.
I brought extras as well.
All right, TJ, what do you got?
They're all like soft. You want to find a harder. No, let's see it. TJ, you'll ends, solid ends. Yeah, I brought extras as well. All right, TJ, what do you got? They're all, like, soft.
You want to find a harder one.
No, let's see.
TJ, you'll draft a wrap, too.
Oh, hell no.
What do you mean, hell no?
You brought items.
I also brought New England clam chowder, but in a can.
Oh.
Oh, God.
That's gross.
Okay.
Oh, that sucks.
Okay.
We had two Nutellas, two nut butters, and two New England clam chowder.
Yeah.
All right.
Fs.
For F, I have a little theme going.
I did fudge.
Ooh.
We have the fudge icing.
Someone could get a good dessert wrap.
That's my thing.
We'll see.
All right. What are the rules with trades?
Can you trade something once?
You can trade picks.
Yeah.
How much can something be traded?
Ad infinitum?
What do they do during a regular draft?
I don't know.
We kind of figure it out as we go.
Yeah, well, let's see how it goes.
Yeah, let's just figure it out as it goes.
Fair enough.
All right.
Flaxseed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Hank.
I don't think so, Hank.
We're going to run out.
Why are you giving him a thumbs up, Brandon?
I don't know why I did that.
Brandon already got his steak.
We let Billy eat.
We already ate.
That's why.
Give him a thumbs down, Brandon.
What is Max doing?
Max.
Oh, God.
You do some damage.
No, no, Hank. No.
Oh, he's taking the tri-portion plate.
Oh my god, he's about to... He's going
tri-portion? That bastard.
And utensils.
He reversed it.
Oh god. I guess you could
just reverse it. We are all
pushovers.
Alright, F.
Flax seed. Okay.
What is a flax seed?
As long as nobody has diverticulitis, this will get stuck in the colon.
Good?
No diver?
I have sweet potato hot fries.
Ooh.
Sweet potato hot fries.
I don't like spicy things.
Yeah, you're right.
What are the odds you get that, though?
F.
Fries.
Fries? I did fingerling potatoes get that, though? Fries. Fries?
I did fingerling potatoes.
Oh, those would be great.
Like I said, I just bought good food.
Yeah, I did.
I don't know.
I was like, I wasn't on my scorpion shit today.
I felt like, hey, someone else will do it.
Mented seaweed salad.
There it is.
Oh, okay.
Not terrible, though.
Not terrible.
The perfect draft is that we need the equal, you know, a few good things and bad things.
Otherwise, it would be easy to draft.
Oh, that looks gross.
Fermented seaweed salad?
That looks very bad.
I got a fungus.
Oh.
Chef's mix of some raw, I'm sorry, mushrooms.
Very nice.
Oyster and shiitake mushrooms.
Are we just going to eat the raw ingredients and everything, too?
Yeah.
These are edible.
Those are, yeah, but that's a food.
You got this, Brandon.
I'm fine.
I got fruit tape.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fruit tape.
You always have fruit tape on you.
Good throw.
Nice throw.
Yeah.
Okay.
Steven?
Why is Steven always surprised?
Sorry.
That's what my dad called the VHS of rent.
Fruit tape.
Oh, we got to watch this fucking thing again.
For F, I've got falafel.
Ooh.
All right.
It's delicious.
Good for a wrap.
It's one of the worst things.
Okay.
Is that a protein?
Kind of.
Maybe. I thought only the surprise item had to for a wrap. For worse things, yeah. Okay. Is that a protein? Kind of. Maybe.
I thought only the surprise item had to be a protein.
My surprise item isn't a protein, but my other three items are.
That counts.
Yeah.
I got Frosted Flakes.
Double.
That's a good one, too.
That's a good-ass scatter.
TJ, you're drafting.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we'll have two clam chowders.
Elle's?
Okay.
I did lemon meringue pie.
Wow.
Lemon meringue pie.
Delight.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Similar, I did duck lard.
Oh.
I have duck lard.
Delicious.
Did you just eat that?
Don't know.
Delicious.
That is really good.
Duck lard.
Okay, Elle's. Are you doing a mock, Che? Don't know. Delicious. That is really good. A clark. Okay.
Elves.
Are you doing a mock, Che?
Oh, nice, Brandon.
I did lemon cookies.
Ooh.
Lemon.
Not a whole lot of food to start with, El.
Okay, this one, mine is cold again.
Oh, no.
That's going to be lobster.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's lasagna.
Oh.
Oh. Yum. Cute little.'s lasagna. Oh, yum.
Cute little...
Beef lasagna.
All right.
Fun.
Liver mousse.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I like liver mousse.
What's liver mousse?
I don't know.
It's like a pasty liver.
Incredible meat.
But it's meaty.
Pork and chicken livers.
Pudding, almost.
I got lozenges. Oh, almost. I got lozenges.
Oh, nice.
Lemon mint lozenges.
Someone wants to break those up?
Ricola?
Yes.
That didn't go the way I thought it would.
That wasn't close.
I got a lemon.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
You got to eat it too, right?
You can't just zest it.
Oh, zest.
That's botchy.
Oh, yeah.
No twist. Steven? Hey, you got to eat it too, right? You can't just zest it. Oh, zest. It's botchy. Oh, yeah. No twist.
Steven?
Hey, you've got to eat it.
You can't just eat it.
Something that goes on almost every wrap.
Shredded lettuce.
Mmm.
Okay.
Interesting container.
No way.
Life savers.
Life savers.
Oh, that might ruin it.
Okay.
You can grind those up into a paste, though.
Now we have mystery items.
Oh, okay.
I was going with something salty with the sweet,
so I just got fried chicken.
Ooh.
Fried chicken tendies.
That's good.
Oh, hell yeah.
There's going to be some decent parts of everyone.
I thought we were all going to go kind of chill for some dumb.
I don't know.
What's the worst ingredient that's out there so far?
The duck lard.
I would say the mushroom.
There's going to be some bad combinations.
Yeah, there's bad combinations.
And remember, you could end up with just a scoop of tuna and hot sauce.
This is going to be a texture nightmare.
I just got Greek yogurt for my protein.
Okay.
Not terrible.
How much protein is in that test?
A lot lot I think
Probably 11 grams if I had to guess
You just got lunch Brandon
Did you say 11?
A 12 count of Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets
12 count
Are you sure it's not an 11 count Brandon?
Maybe a 10 or a 9
I think this will pop off anyone's
Sour power straws
I had the strawberry ones for breakfast Not a joke I think this will pop off anyone's. Sour Power Straws. Oh, fuck yes.
I had the strawberry ones for breakfast.
Not a joke.
Love that.
Sour Power Straws, little clam chowder and tuna.
Sweet chili popcorn chicken.
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
Saw Kyle at Whole Foods.
It was kind of funny.
It was a good interaction.
It was.
I followed him for way too long without him realizing.
Yeah. Yeah.
After the train thing, every time I go to the train, I look around and I'm like, maybe.
Yeah, he is.
I purposely don't go back to that train station.
Oh, really?
Yeah, just in case.
Twitter there.
14th.
You had a 14th?
Yeah.
He had his headphones in and I was just, it was probably like a solid 60 seconds and I
was just walking.
I was listening to mediocre music and loving it.
Yeah.
I got bologna.
I just thought it had to be
a protein, I guess.
Yeah.
Just a nice bologna.
Bologna and cheese.
Nice.
I got, uh...
This is my worst one.
Uh-oh.
Sardines.
Ooh.
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
Okay.
A lot of sardines, too.
A lot of them.
Jesus.
I got fried fish. Ooh. Which is very nice with something. Yeah. Why'd you get so many sardines too A lot of them Jesus I got fried fish
Which is very nice of something
Yeah
Why'd you get so many sardines?
I don't know
TJ?
I got bacon and cheddar sous vide egg bites from Starbucks
Oh
Three hours ago
Nice
Now what are the extra items you got, KB?
Should we swap any?
I think you You have a choice later.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Here, add this to it.
Some Werther's.
What was a Nick's spicy had?
Yeast, right?
Yeast.
Yeast.
Yeah.
Okay.
I kind of like this.
We're going to end up with some weird shit.
Also, we should just say for people, because it has been a year since we've done a draft,
so anyone listening for the first time, we started this a couple years ago,
and essentially the show is sitting at your middle school cafeteria with your friends
being like, who can eat the grossest thing?
Yeah, it's nasty.
And it's fun. We become 12
year olds again. It's dumb, but there's a strategy to this
and sometimes, I mean,
everybody has their own strategy, but there is
a right way to do this and a wrong way
to do this. The first couple were just
exclusively fucking with me.
And then it has evolved into something
greater. Sass too.
My first ever show was draft.
You had a low tolerance.
Oh, yeah.
Still do.
Oh, now you're hard.
Now you're goggins.
I'm going to be bitching the whole time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Unless I get, if I don't get what I want.
That's the N pile.
That's the F pile.
That's the L.
And that's the mystery.
Yep.
So explain how this.
Have you brought your shit out here yet?
So we're going to spin the wheel.
If your name comes up, you get to pick.
Anything.
But obviously, once you pick your N, you can't
pick double Ns.
And there's no steals?
No steals.
You can trade. You can negotiate trades.
Let's say I'm
about to get my second item. I could trade it to somebody.
What if we put a steal on the wheel,
and then if it lands on the steal,
you spin the wheel again,
and whoever it lands on gets the steal.
Oh, love that.
Love that.
Like what?
Like Mario Party.
Yeah.
Partay.
Partay.
And then the greedy wheel is once you've selected
all four of your items, and the wheel hits you,
then it starts the greedy hot sauce tuna wet.
Wait, when do people get to steal?
I think the steal is just also on the wheel.
And so if it ever lands on a steal, the next person.
If it hits steal and then it hits Kate, you get to steal from someone.
What if it's not even called steal?
Let's call it take because let's say I only have something gross
and Roan gets take from Nick, he has to take something gross from me. Yeah, so it's swap it take because let's say I only have something gross and Roan
gets take from Nick. He has to take something gross
from me. Yeah, so it's swap. Yeah, it's swap.
Swap. Okay, forced swap.
Yeah. Non-consensual
swap. Non-consensual swap. Put that on the wheel.
And it only doesn't count if it's the
first thing that it lands on. Other than that, you
have to swap. Yeah.
But it has to be letter for letter or it can
be anything.
I think it has to be letter for letter. You have to keep the Yeah. But it has to be letter for letter, or it can be anything. F.
I think it has to be letter for letter.
You have to keep the integrity of your letters.
Yes, you have to keep the integrity of the letters.
Does everyone understand that?
What?
Stephen Chai has his NFL all in one container.
What?
Oh, my God.
No, no.
You've got to separate them.
Get plates.
Get plates.
Stephen.
Right here.
You already made a wrap, Stephen. Why did you bring glass plates? Another plate? I couldn't find get plates. Steven. You already made a wrap, Steven.
I couldn't find paper plates.
They were just...
She went and got the best china set in America.
Her grandmother's china.
An heirloom.
I found them in the kitchen.
So if you don't say it...
No, Steven, keep it, keep it, keep it.
Actually, yeah, separate it.
Separate it, yeah.
Because it has to go three different times.
I hate this swap because I have a strategy in my head.
You know, strategies don't...
Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
Facts.
What is that from?
Mike Tyson.
Yeah.
Is it Mike Tyson?
Isn't it Rocky?
I thought it was Mike Tyson.
I think it's Mike Tyson.
Yeah.
So that's...
So, Stephen, you don't need
to use all three plates yeah no just keep the lettuce in there yeah is it yeah i'm pretty sure
mike it might be older than that i think that's right i might have just also said it um all right
if if it lands on swap before someone has the thing
so we have two no we take away anybody take away Nutella because remember KB already put Nutella in the mystery items.
Or do we swap twice?
Give it to KB.
Oh, do you have more mystery items?
Yeah.
So that is, Kyle can number them.
Well, if you swap and you get somebody that lands on swap, spin it again, and it's like, let's say it lands on me.
I have no ingredients.
You have to take a mystery item.
Right.
And you have to just say, like, number four, and Kyle will number them.
That's right.
I have two N's, two F's, one L.
Okay.
So just number them in your head.
Hold that L.
Oh.
Ew.
Damn, sass.
Hold on to that shit.
When did you put on those sunglasses, brother?
Nine things in every pile
Love it
So let's spin
I'm excited
Fuck, I gotta scout
What's 1-1?
Oh, alright, spin again
That's the only time we can't have a swap
That's typical
Yeah
Typically, yeah Nothing goes our way Oh, my goodness. Spin again. That's the only time we can't have a swap. That's typical. Yeah.
Typical yak.
Nothing goes our way.
What are you?
Oh, Roan, 1-1.
Oh, Adam.
Steven, you ready for your breakdown? You're going on greedy.
Greedy boy.
He's taking the fried chicken.
Fried chicken.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Fried chicken.
Fried chicken, solid, solid basis for the mystery ingredient.
Pairs excellent with a lot of things,
but we're going to have to see how the rest of the board falls
before we make a grade on this one.
Great pick, Roan.
Great fucking pick.
Had my eyes on the fried chicken the entire way.
When you're at the top of the draft board,
you're really able to just grab up whoever you want.
There's some strategy, but that kind of goes out the window
when you can take the 1A guy on your board.
Really excited about this chicken.
There is a lot of strategy now that I'm remembering this
because there's some...
All right, some shit you don't want.
Well, there's some...
Like, the L's are weak.
Well, the...
I think you've got to divide them into categories that go together.
The N's the worst.
I think L...
Yeah, maybe.
Duck fats, really.
New England clam chowder.
Some stuff is strong enough to persevere through everything.
Yeah, okay.
I think that's the fried chicken.
That wouldn't have been my 1-1.
That wouldn't have been my 1-1.
What would be yours?
We'll see if I get a 1-2. What would be yours? It wouldn't have been mine. We'll see if I get a 1-2.
What would be yours?
That would be my 1-1.
It was yours?
All right.
I had fried chicken in for interviews.
Did not like it.
Really?
I asked fried chicken if they were a cat or a dog.
What did they say?
A $100 bill to the back of the playbook.
I asked fried chicken if his mother was a hooker.
Probably was. Didn't like it. Aller. It probably was.
All right.
Spin it again.
And what happens if you get greedy as hot sauce?
Hot sauce, tuna.
Wet.
Hot sauce could kind of go good with the, maybe a little greedy.
Maybe a little.
Greedy boy.
Greedy boy.
Greedy boy. You're done for. Greedy boy. Greedy boy. You're done
for. Greedy boy.
Wow.
Rome getting one one and one
two.
What does he go with? It's definitely worth it.
This is crazy. Yeah.
Oh my god.
You can do a lot of damage here.
Oh boy.
I figured.
That might have been finger off the hand off the chest. lot of damage here. Oh, boy. Yeah, I figured. I knew it was going to happen. Oh! It'll happen. Oh!
Oh!
That might have been finger off the, hand off the chest. That was the right move.
Hand off the chest move.
Going forward, hand off the chest move is the rule.
Is it?
Okay.
No showmanship?
No.
No.
You're rolling potatoes at two.
Wow.
Nick, was it you that was saying that when we do the draft that Roan's going to end up
having a good meal?
Yeah, always.
Every single time.
Always. That's why the swap, I mean, the swap will fuck me having a good meal. Yeah, always. Every single time. Always.
That's why the swap,
I mean the swap will fuck me.
It's guaranteed to fuck me.
Yeah, when we did sandwiches
and you had like,
you had like a dessert sandwich.
Forme.
What letter is that?
That would be F.
Fingerling.
Fried chicken.
Fried chicken was mystery.
Mystery protein.
My mystery protein, yeah.
Jay?
Fingerling potatoes.
Fingerling potatoes.
I mean they go with everything.
You could, as a side, it could be as a main.
You could put it in a wrap, do it a little Pittsburgh style.
Fingerling potatoes, strong pick, second overall.
Good job, Jay.
I'm hoping for the hot sauce.
I'm hoping to get a little greedy.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Yeah, but you're sitting pretty.
If you get too greedy, you get tuna.
Yeah, that's fine.
I love tuna.
Put that whole thing up.
Yeah, but you love tuna with some of these items?
My chicken and fingerling might
overpower.
Nothing stronger than the taste of a plain potato.
Do I detect
some rosemary? Some chives?
Rosemary and chive?
Okay.
If Roan gets this again...
... If Roan gets this again... Come on.
Stop.
Yep.
Damn it.
Fuck.
I do not like how this is going.
We should do the wet.
The wet should be milk wet.
Milk wet.
Yeah.
That one's getting milk wet.
Okay, KB's up.
KB's up.
What do you see?
He's hovering over the Fs. You got five? I think he's... It's a smoke screen. Yeah.B's up. KB's up. What do you see? He's hovering over the Fs.
I think it's a smoke screen.
Yeah.
It's lying.
Okay, what's your best available?
We don't want to give that away before he picks, right?
No, no, for you.
Oh, he can't hear me?
No.
I really like fried fish.
I knew he was going to do that.
Lettuce. Smart move.
Smart, smart move.
That was genius.
That was my one-one.
That was a genius, genius move.
Basically just don't have an item.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But if you get something that tastes disgusting,
he's not going to have an item that tastes good.
That's a high floor.
Yeah.
I was just going to say lettuce, very high floor.
Goes with everything.
Basically, I can't miss prospect in the L category,
which has a lot of variability.
Yes.
Low ceiling, though.
No ceiling.
Where is it going to take you?
No ceiling.
There's no ceiling on lettuce.
Definitely not a franchise player.
I'm happy to be here.
But as far as the L category, I like it.
You're living on a fourth floor with no ceiling.
Yeah. Okay.
Good pick.
I want to get a pick so bad.
Me too.
I love the addition. Swap.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So next name gets a swap.
Yeah. But with who?
Yeah, with one of us?
So should we say no?
Next spin gets a swap at the end.
No, take an item and then swap it.
What?
I think next person should just take an already drafted item.
No, but they should pick an item, right?
Yeah.
Oh, they should take it and that person gets it.
No, but the whole point of the swap is you give someone something bad.
Since we're not going in order, I think you can just take an item,
and that person just has to try to get another one.
We can leave it up to them.
We can get another pick?
Eventually.
In a way?
No.
That's not a swap, is it?
Yeah.
They should pick an item.
Pick an item and then swap.
Or should we save?
That would be a dickhead thing.
Do you get to save the swipe?
Or save the swap for the end?
No.
Okay. It's going to come up again. Do you get to save the swipe or save the swap for the end? No. Okay.
It's going to come up again.
Do you get to bank a swap?
That might be.
So next person.
They get a swap instead of an item.
So then later in the draft.
You don't have an item.
At the end of the draft, they have swaps.
They can pick what they want.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
You can save a swap.
Okay.
Save your swap.
I like that.
Whoever this is is not picking an item.
He's just got the swap.
So then everybody's going to save their swaps till the end.
Yeah. I think you have to do it immediately. Okay. So I think you pick an item. He's just got the swap. So then everybody's going to save their swaps until the end. Yeah.
I think you have to do it immediately.
Okay.
So I think you pick an item, and then you swap.
Deal.
Okay.
And we're mean runners.
There's two elements here.
You get to fuck somebody when you swap.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, that's the whole point of the swap.
Can items be swapped as much as you want?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
And you have to keep the integrity of the NFL mystery item.
That's right.
You have to end up with those.
Trade rumors on fried chicken right now.
All right.
What if Rohn or KB get this?
Huh.
We'll deal with that when it happens, which definitely is going to happen.
100%.
Ooh, Brandon.
All right.
Brandon.
Brandon, but don't do me dirty, though.
Brandon.
As a man-to-man. Brandon. Brandon, this is a game me dirty, though. As a man-to-man.
Brandon, this is a game. You can swap from the Ls or Fs.
You don't want to be the lettuce guy?
You do.
Come on.
I'm definitely not coming for you.
Come on.
Who's got fried chicken?
Who's got fried chicken?
I'm just saying the thing you pick, don't do me dirty.
Or if you want to do me dirty, it's going to come back for you.
If I don't do you dirty.
That's right.
If I don't do you dirty, you're still going to do me dirty.
No, he won't.
No, he won't.
Come on, bro.
You can believe Rome.
You got me a hat.
I'm indebted to you.
Where's my shirt?
Yeah, where's my shirt?
It's at home.
So, Brandon, think about it.
We're already locked in together, so just don't do me dirty.
I know you're going to come for this fried chicken.
It's a great choice.
You want something bad off the board, too. You do want something dirty. I know you're going to come for this fried chicken. It's a great choice. You're going to love it.
You want something bad off the board, too.
You do want something bad.
Brandon, you have to take an F for a mystery item for your swap.
Yes, you do, because you've got to keep the integrity of the draft.
Yes, you have to keep the integrity of the draft.
You have to swap a mystery item for a mystery item or F with an F.
It's got to stay within category.
Stand back up.
No, no.
I want to talk to Rowan for a second.
Let's talk about it. I mean, I just don't get it. Don't hit me with the up. I want to talk to Rome for a second. Let's talk about it.
Don't hit me with the yogurt.
What I'm about to do,
you better pay it back later.
I got you.
Believe him this time. I don't know why.
You absolute fool.
Good man.
Good trade.
Like a puppet on a stick. Chick-fil-A for the fried chicken. Good man. That man. Good trade. Oh, wow. He went. Puppet on a fillet for the fried chicken.
Good man.
That's a good trade.
I think that everybody can be happy about that, right?
Because you didn't lose anything with the Chick-fil-A.
You gained a partner.
Yes.
Okay.
And some fried chicken.
You're 1A on your draft board.
What do you think, Steven?
Break it down.
Coward move.
Brandon just playing it safe, trying to make an ally.
He's going to get screwed in the end.
This is just how these things go.
I think there's a clear winner in this deal, and it's Roan.
Avoid the potential deadly swap, and he stays with a very high floor item in the Chick-fil-A nuggets.
High floor.
I got what I wanted.
He got what he wanted.
I think we're fine.
For now.
For now.
Roan, I swear to fucking God.
How could I do anything to you?
Unless you get a swap.
I'll swap for something that, I mean, this is still good.
This is a good flavor.
Get his chicken back.
It is up.
All right, Kate, you still have your strategy to play with.
Because the swaps are throwing me off.
Kate, I promise whatever you take, I'm taking it.
Take the milk then.
Take the milk, Kate.
Take the milk. If he promised it, take the milk then Take the milk Kate Take the milk If he promised it
Take the milk
Yeah I would take the milk
I would take the milk
Milk's wide open
Milk is now my new 1A
That checks out for her
This seems wild
But I feel like it's a neutral thing
That can help cancel out other shit
That no one's going to be coming at me for
And I can live with
That's as good as mine
Strong
Chase got an actual
Shake in his head
He's got an XL sheet
He's like
Alright at the fifth pick Brandon has an XL sheet. He's like, all right, at the fifth pick.
Brandon has an XL sheet as well.
Is that a reach, Jay?
I feel like it's a reach, honestly, looking at the category, the end category.
She could have went with her own New York cheesecake, which is a delectable dessert.
Instead, go with the nut butter, a little bit plain.
If you've got allergies, obviously a potentially deadly selection.
That's true. It is true. If you've got allergies, obviously a potentially deadly selection, but it's a... Allergies.
That's true.
What?
It is true.
She knows her own allergies.
Yeah, but if you're breaking down the draft pick,
there is the potential that the person
is going to go commit a crime or kill you.
Somebody may have taken it off their board completely
and making it ineligible for a swap.
You?
I think that was a smart pick.
Yeah, I do too.
I think so too.
It was a very smart pick.
Middle of the road.
Okay.
I want it.
Spin it, spin it.
Me too.
I want a pick so bad.
I hate this.
Screwed, Sass.
Sass might be fucked.
Oh, Roan is now two away from green.
Green, green boy. Roan is now two away from green. Green. This man.
Greedy boy.
Tuna and hot sauce.
So he has mystery and finger-linked potatoes.
He needs N and L.
What's in this guy?
That is lasagna.
Beef lasagna.
That's duck lard.
He's really looking at the L's There's a clear
Oh I see it
Clear one L on my board
Yeah
For him
Yeah
That
Tella
Salty with the sweet
I would have been my one one pick
Yeah me too
Like easy
Spread it on
On the stomach
But this is something.
You have like a
fried chicken.
That has to be a menu item.
Chocolate sandwich.
I dip my fries in my Frosty.
This is something right here.
This is devastating.
I'm going to get fucked.
You're going to have a duck lard
sardine mushroom crumble, crumble, yeast wrap.
Nutella, I think, has a strong value overall.
But with his pairs, I mean, this is going with Chick-fil-A nuggets,
Fingerling potatoes.
He could have went with the – or should I not tip the tip of pick?
No, no, go ahead.
Oh, you're going to say cheesecake.
You have your own.
No, no.
I was going to say L lemon, which paired perfectly with the Fingerling potatoes.
Kind of a neutral.
Damn.
I think that was the easy pick to go with his wrap.
This is all savory, Steven.
No, no, no.
You don't know what you're talking about.
This is all savory.
I don't think you understand flavor profiles.
I don't understand if you can squeeze the lemon, but you have to put the lemon on.
You have to eat the lemon.
Oh, yeah, that is.
You don't zest the lemon.
You eat the lemon.
Eat the lemon.
We're peeling the lemon, and you're getting like an orange.
Yeah.
Orange.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Yes.
It's a lemon.
It's a food.
It's not a seasoning.
All right.
Come on now.
Let's be dumb.
I would have gone with mints.
You dumbass.
Stephen Che. Hey. The announcer. Stephen Che.
The announcer himself.
In here.
Scurry in here.
I got to hold on.
Look at the board.
You look at the board and look.
What the hell are you looking at, Stephen?
Board.
The selections.
They're out here.
Well, I have them on a list out here.
I got my draft board in here.
Literally right here.
I think I have to see them.
I think you're wrong.
He's got a board.
A lot of Che.
Damn.
So I have to eat the whole lemon?
You gotta eat some lemon.
You have to put a piece of lemon in your slice.
It's not like you eat all the mushrooms.
You can't zest it. You can't squeeze it.
You peel it and kind of mush it up in there.
Like the pulp.
And all Nutella's are off the board now, right? There's one nut butter left. Nope. I squeeze it. You peel it and kind of mush it up in there. Yeah. Like the pulp. And all Nutella's are off the board now, right?
Yes.
Okay.
There's one nut butter left.
Nope.
I got it.
Here he comes.
Oh.
Pick is in.
Looking confident.
There we go.
I went straight to his fish.
Oh, he's a man. What we go. I went straight to his fish.
Oh, he's a man.
What a man.
Ew.
He woke up with fish on his mind.
That's going to go bad with so much of the shit in here.
Fish and milk.
It's actually genius by Steven to pick something he loves that everyone else doesn't want.
Yeah.
That's gross.
Because good with lemon.
Okay.
If you love a quarterback, it doesn't matter what position you're in, you take it. You don't pass on it.
It's true.
Fried fish, perfect base for a wrap because the thing that's under – you underestimate it.
It takes up a lot of space.
So the volume of everything else is cut down on that.
Fried fish, I think, can pair things that are gross, whether I get greedy with hot sauce or even Nutella or tuna, like I think it can work.
Now pan yourself from the perspective of a critic.
That's what I just did.
No, you did it from a – be critical of yourself.
If you were critical, if you had the opposite view of what you think.
Yeah, that would be like – what you just did is like the Panthers GM being on the ESPN
desk.
But PR.
Right.
And being like, this is Bryce Young, great first pick.
Hmm.
Okay.
Novel concept.
So if I could criticize this pick, fish is kind of gross.
I did it.
You nailed it.
Yeah.
No more needs to be said.
Perfect.
Deep down, you knew that the whole time.
You bought fish.
That's really what everyone else is thinking.
You bought and picked fish, and you know it's kind of gross.
I just said it in one sentence.
Fish is kind of gross.
All right.
Spit again.
Oh, God. Oh, man. One of one, Stephen again. Oh, God.
Oh, man.
One of one, Stephen Che.
Oh.
Kate, up again.
Ugh.
Oh, Nick, Sass, and myself and TJ are the only ones who have zero items.
I think this bodes well for us.
No.
No.
No.
Unless we get hot.
It should be noted official is part of the mystery, not F.
Of course.
Of course.
That's confusing.
What are you thinking, Kate?
Talk us through it.
She's picking.
Spin it again.
We'll speed it up.
Yeah, we'll speed it up.
So as soon as someone gets up, we'll spin again.
Look at this motherfucker right there.
Oh!
Eight selected. The fruit, the straws.
I don't know about that.
She is so pregnant.
It has selected sour straws.
Roan has selected the lemon cookies.
Wait a minute.
Roan has all his ingredients.
He has all his ingredients.
Next one is greedy.
He's swapping lemon with his fries.
Somebody swaps with him.
Oh, he's still greedy.
Yeah, you're right.
Hot sauce will go with this, though.
I'm preparing for a greedy.
I'm worried about the tuna salad, but...
Spin again.
You can just...
I mean, I don't know what Kate is doing right now.
Nut butter and sour straws.
All right.
Yeah, it's true.
Just a highly unlikely pair.
Big cats on the board.
They're just things that I know I can stomach,
and there's things on this ground that I know I can't.
Yeah, me too.
Mushrooms.
I can't do sardines and two mushrooms.
I don't do seafood at all, ever.
Buffalo chicken, popcorn.
Yep, they went for it.
Yep, good pick.
Buffalo popcorn chicken.
Now that pile is really looking good.
Yeah, that pile's getting bad.
What pile is that?
There's eggs, sardines, and yogurt.
And bologna.
That's the mystery.
Bologna's the hot pick right now.
Bologna is, everybody's courting bologna right now.
Okay.
Stevie, you can just chime in whenever you,
you don't have to do it for every pick,
but just ones that you think are.
Bologna can't believe it's in the green room still.
TJ.
I think Bologna's about to get picked.
Come get him.
Hey, come get Bologna, man.
I think Buffalo shrimp is a good individual thing.
Buffalo chicken.
It's not buffalo.
It's sweet chili.
Oh.
That'll cover a wide array of –
Sweet chili, popcorn, shrimp.
Oh, it's shrimp.
I think I can kill some potential bad flavors.
It was shrimp.
I also didn't know it was shrimp when I picked it.
Half pound of bologna.
It doesn't look like it.
It looks like chicken.
I thought it was chicken.
I thought it was chicken, too.
There goes bologna.
Bologna's off the board.
I'll run on the mystery items.
Oh, you got to build your base.
Yeah.
I need to swap bad.
Those are now bad.
Yes, how are you feeling?
Not good.
Fuck. Fuck.
Okay.
So that's been the first couple rounds.
Let's see.
There's a pile of things in front of you, Ron.
I'm about to get pillaged.
Everyone's got one item.
So we're all done now, right?
We can start eating, right?
Ron, I'll trade you for your chicken next year's first.
You first. No's a good...
You first.
No, I'll hold.
Alright, fuck. Spin that thing then.
A first in your shoes.
Hell of a spelling of baloney.
Alright, the rich get richer.
Hey!
Kate has three items now.
So, Kate, you have nut butter and sour straws.
You had last pick.
What are you doing?
Nut butter and sour straws.
Going with the lemon cream.
All right.
Lemon cream.
That's not bad.
You don't have a mystery item.
This stuff is doable, though.
You're full on dessert now, so if somebody messes you up with sardines, you're going to be fucked.
Mystery item is the sour straws, I believe.
Oh, yes, that's right.
Yeah, my mystery item is the sour straws.
Wait, what did you do?
Was that the lemon meringue?
But both of these things can cover the taste of something.
Hey, it's Flummox by her draft.
Sass!
Let's go, Sass!
What do you got, Sassy?
Come on, Sass.
Let me see you, Sass.
Your first pick.
Egg Bites.
It's got to be Egg Bites.
Yogurt.
He's always looking, peeking in at it.
Wait, Nick, you're the only one who hasn't gotten a pick?
That's right, Dan.
Frosted Flakes, that would be light.
He's going.
Oh, he touched the fudge.
He touched the fudge. He's going with the f he almost touched the fudge. He touched the fudge.
He's going with the fudge.
Wow.
Good pick.
It looks good.
I don't want the mushrooms.
And I wanted something that would cover.
Nick.
Let's go, Nick.
There you go.
There we go.
Justice.
Everyone has at least one item now.
Egg bites. Taking the egg bites. Off the go. Justice. Everyone has at least one item now. Egg bites.
Taking the egg bites.
Off the board.
I'm eating the sardines.
Mystery items left are yogurt and sardines.
Who doesn't have mystery?
There's only two mystery left?
Yeah.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
You were sass.
It's the two of you.
What is it, mystery?
He doesn't have one, right?
It's yogurt or sardines.
Or Che has fish.
Does CJ have bologna?
Yeah.
That was a heavy run on mystery items. I think we went like, right? It's yogurt or sardines. Shea has fish. Does CJ have bologna? Yeah.
That was a heavy run on mystery items.
I think we went like four out of the last five picks.
All right.
Oh, God.
Kate. Kate.
It is now on the greedy watch.
You get one last pick.
What's your last letter?
Greedy, greedy.
Now, her draft strategy is coming to fruition with a dessert wrap.
She also, I'm going to say.
Frosted Flakes.
He actually has done a fantastic job of drafting things that no one wants.
Low profile.
Low profile.
She is swap proof.
We're seeing prime Mike Mayock right now.
Yeah.
It's impressive what you put together.
I think the Frosted Flakes might get taken, but.
I feel good about this.
Okay.
All right.
But also nervous now.
Oh, my God.
Because none of this would go good with hot sauce.
Come on.
Sass.
Phew.
Let's go, Sass.
Let's go, Sass.
Oh, no.
Come on, Sass.
Oh, no.
Oh, yogurt.
Unless there's a swap.
And there's a mystery. And there's a mystery.
And there's a mystery.
Or alternative bag.
Oh, that's why he's waiting on that.
Oh.
The puppet master.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I bought it.
All right, so KB's looking at Edison Sardines.
Actually, it's pretty bad.
Brandon.
Brandon.
Here we go.
Here we go, Brandon.
Brandon's second selection. Pretty shame, Brandon. I can see Brandon liking it. Brandon Brandon's second selection
I can see Brandon liking it
Brandon has fried chicken for his F
The lasagna could go good with it
That's nice and savory
Steven any comments on the last few picks?
No fried chicken for your best
I mean Kate's just
Nut butter, sour straws, lemon meringue
And frosted flakes
I guess it's not wet
People have been neglecting This pile frosted flakes. I guess it's not wet. You bastard. Sweet.
People have been neglecting this pile.
And this pile is heinous.
It's horrible.
I think Nick got great value
with the egg bites.
Thank you, Steve.
There's some character concerns.
That's going to haunt everyone
ignoring that pile.
Dude.
You went with...
The least bad thing over there is yogurt.
Yogurt.
The least bad thing over there is yogurt.
Vanilla bean.
Oh, nice.
Vanilla bean and chicken.
Okay.
It's not great.
Yeast would have gone fine.
No, that's a good pick.
That over there is wretched.
I feel like cheesecake and chicken.
Like chicken and waffles.
I don't want to take yogurt to go bad because this is just not cold at all. I think you'd be more nervous about the clam chowder and the tuna than the yogurt.
Oh, yeah.
Jay.
Oh, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there.
Run me that nutritional yeast.
Oh, he's going.
Oh, yeast. going. Oh, yeast.
Okay.
All right.
Spin it again.
Starting to put together a nice draft.
KB's been in a drought.
I know.
There.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
All right, big cat.
What do you got your eyes on, brother?
Oh, I don't know.
The lasagna.
No one's talking about the milk.
And the milk's right there.
They've been mummed.
Milk's right there.
I almost feel like milk's not that bad, because it'll just kind of...
I'm going to get crazy.
Oh, what the fuck?
Crazy.
He's already got sweet chili popcorn.
Oh.
Fruit tape.
Fruit tape.
Strong choice.
Throw all draft boards out the window now.
Sweet with the shrimp?
Sweet.
Tape and shrimp.
Because there's probably a little sweetness to that.
Could have got the chips, the fries.
Yeah, I didn't want them.
I wanted the fruit tape.
I love fruit.
I bet your flaxseed tastes like nothing.
It is good.
It is like a consistent taste.
Yeah.
It's a big brain move.
You pair that with the buffalo or the sweet chili shrimp,
make a TikTok out of it, go crazy.
Oh, yeah, I will make a TikTok.
I bet that shit goes crazy.
Just pipe in a crunch.
Game over.
Made a TikTok last night.
She called his own suggestion a big brain move.
Erica actually asked me for real.
She was like, is it true that the doctor said that Mincy wasn't going to be able to walk again?
I told her, yeah, right?
Okay.
It's been that.
I think I made a mistake.
Yeah.
Oh!
I'm okay.
Jesus.
Eatering, getting close to reading.
Poor Nick.
Real close to reading.
Looking grim for me.
It could be only athletics. Greedy boy. Poor Nick. Looking grim for me. It could be you only have lettuce.
I forgot.
Your lettuce isn't going to mask the cake.
Shut up.
What are you putting together here?
What did you just grab?
Cheesecake.
Cheesecake is a great spread.
Banking on shrimp.
Shrimp.
Yeah, stop.
Shrimp fruit tape.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
The ends are going to get rough.
There's milk.
There's clam chowder.
Nut butter.
Two clam chowders as well.
Two clam chowders.
I think nut butter is perfect.
Just the idea of getting clam chowder and tuna.
Getting fucked.
But there's duck lard and liver mousse here.
I don't think clam chowder makes tuna.
But there's more there.
Clam chowder and tuna would be fine.
Liver mousse is nice.
Is liver mousse nice?
I like it.
Dunked in milk?
No way liver mousse.
All right, so Greedy Watch.
Greedy Watch, Roan, Kate.
I'm now on Greedy Watch.
I have three of my four.
Yeah, one greedy gets me hot sauce.
Hot sauce ruins yours, Kate.
Big cat.
Hot sauce might make rum.
Hot sauce sets mine off.
I could use some hot sauce.
Okay.
You're not even close.
Lettuce.
Lettuce.
Man, this lettuce is spicy as fuck.
Okay. Man, this lettuce is spicy as fuck.
Okay.
Yes.
TJ.
Come on.
Maybe.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
All right, TJ, what do you want?
He's got to come look.
He's got to suss it out a little bit.
No, he's going nut butter.
No, he took nutritional yeast.
So is he going F's? What does nutritional yeast taste like?
I opened it up. It smells exactly like fish food.
So we need some plates, right?
It's a vegan replacement for cheese.
I think that's actually a great pick by TJ.
What is liver mousse?
Like a whipped up liver.
It's a mousse.
Is it like liver worst?
That's a good one.
Yes, but it has a mousse consistency. It's very light,. Oh, is it like liver worst? Lasagna off the board. Is it like liver worst? Yeah, that's a good one. Yes, but it has a mousse consistency.
It's very light, soupable, spreadable.
Lasagna and bologna.
Okay, so a spread wouldn't be horrible.
Yeah, I think the liver.
You say lasagna is a protein?
Well.
It's got beef in it.
Protein-ish.
Oh, beef.
You got two silent Gs.
Lasagna and bologna is not bad.
Bologna.
Bologna and lasagna.
I've definitely had lasagna and bologna in my belly at the same time many times before.
It's called breakfast.
It's called bologna lasagna.
All right.
Okay.
So Nick and KB only have one.
Yeah.
All right.
KB.
Oh.
Oh, no. Oh, wow. KB Oh no
Oh wow
KB's back up
Now KB has an advantage here because he knows that
The sardines are left and there's no one else
Almost took them
Literally almost just took them
I shouldn't have said anything
You bastard
Yeah
Nut butter Nut butter You bastard. Yep. Yeah, nut butter.
That N is just...
The nut butter.
That's one by a lot.
This whole corner over here is...
Yeah, Roan, you might be fucked
because you do have just the most swappable...
A lot of tradable stuff,
but I mean, it depends on...
If you want to go with sweet,
there's like, this is very tradable.
The cheesecake is tradable.
Oh, no, no.
The nut butter...
No, the cheesecake's not sweet.
Nothing compares to chicken fingers and fries.
And Brandon has the chicken fingers.
Don't point me out.
Sure he does.
Better does.
Brandon has the 1A.
Why don't you point me out?
He said chicken fingers and fries.
Actually, see, Brandon?
You thought you had an ally.
I am your ally.
You turned on me real quick right there.
How did I turn on you?
I reported the news.
Facts don't care about your opinions.
You're going to fuck me, aren't you?
How am I going to fuck you?
He's dude.
He's going to fuck you. I dude he's gonna fuck you i think the
lettuce is the most swappable for real because it is it is yeah because the l pile is gross yeah
all right spit it again at what point does greedy end uh when it's over when we're out of greedies
or there's like everybody there's three levels to greedy. Does everybody have to go through the same levels?
Or once you take hot sauce...
Everybody has to get through their own level.
They have to go through their own level.
Level three greed is you just let that thing soak.
Milk.
In milk?
Milk will be level four greed.
God fucking...
Nick!
Nick is second selection for Nick.
He's got eggs.
So far.
Talk to us, Nick.
Give us what you're thinking.
Breakfast.
I'm coming to terms with the fact that the end pile is gross.
It's bad.
It's just milk now.
Go.
I'm going lemon.
Ew, no.
You have to eat it.
Terrible pick.
Terrible pick.
You don't have five hour old.
Terrible pick.
Strong pick.
That's a terrible pick.
Strong pick.
I'm in an egg.
Look at the rest there.
That's the best one available.
Yeah, that's bad too.
Crush up a little Ricola's?
That's lemon flavored.
Oh, that's true.
Fuck.
Got me there. Damn it. Foiled again. That's the flavored. Oh, that's true. Fuck. Caught me there.
Damn it, foiled again.
That was the most mad
I've ever been.
Yeah, what the fuck?
That shit scared me.
Why are you screaming?
It's lemon flavored.
It's lemon flavored,
but now you have acidic eggs.
Shut up.
Spin it again. Spin it again.
Spin it again.
That was very Jerry Seinfeld.
Yeah.
It's lemon flavored.
I told the stewardess it was lemon flavored.
I don't know what I would do if I was scrunched.
The back-to-back picks make you feel good.
Oh, you're going with the milk.
Oh, God.
You're going with the milk and eggs.
Milk will balance out the lemon.
Milk, eggs, and lemon.
No, it won't.
It will curdle it.
It will balance out the lemon.
What have I done?
You need some Tums.
Oh, it will curdle.
Very badly.
Yeah, Nick, it's going to make those balls.
It's going to make milk.
Thank you, Spider. Spider's got some plates. Yeah, yeah. it's going to make those like balls. It has egg milk. Thank you, Spider.
Spider's got some plates.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got plates.
Legend.
Paper towels for us.
He's from Racing.
Definitely listen to the-
Spider, go eat your snot back up there, buddy.
Thank you.
Snot back, bro.
Yeah, fix you a plate.
Fix you a plate.
Come on now, Spider.
Hee hee.
All right.
Brando. Oh.
So what do you have left that you have to pick?
F or an L.
Going greedy watch or what?
He will be after this pick.
Yeah, I knew it.
Smart.
Sweet potato.
Smart man.
Smart man.
That's a nice meal you got cooking there, brother.
That yogurt is non-mixed.
It's like a little crunch wrap.
No, the yogurt is a piece.
You got a big target on your back.
No.
Remind me, next draft, we should do a rule where whatever you bring, you can't pick any of your own items.
I like that, too.
Then he'll just bring the most items.
No, that'd be scorpion draft.
I'd bring my own shit.
Or fried fish, one or the other.
Brandon.
Greedy, greedy.
Greedy, greedy, greedy, greedy.
There's going to be a lot of greedy.
I know.
I can't wait.
Greedy boy.
And Brandon Livermoose.
That's nice.
That's going to be nice. You got it. You got it. You got it. That's nice. That's going to be nice.
You got it.
You got it.
That's mine.
That's going to be nice.
You were contemplating putting it back there.
Yeah, you were.
That's a deceptive.
Don't try and play dumb.
Don't try and play dumb.
I was not contemplating.
Yeah, you tried.
You did.
You didn't hesitate.
You leaned in.
No, Brandon, you're about to be eating.
Was I going to get the Lifesavers, the lard, or the lemon cough drops?
Lard could have been all right.
What's the other thing you have on the other side of your?
Noosa yogurt.
Oh, the yogurt.
So, Brandon's on greedy watch.
Brandon, by the way, cannot deal with hot sauce.
No.
That's correct.
You better hope that.
Brandon, Kate, and Roan are all on greedy watch.
Yes.
And, Sass, what do you have?
I have yogurt and fudge.
That's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh!
Look at that hot sauce.
That's not bad.
One away from tuna
and two away from wet.
Tuna changes it.
Wet wrap.
Tuna ruins.
I wouldn't say it ruins it, but it's good.
Tuna ruins.
Also been sitting out for about two hours.
Nutella and tuna is like the comically bad combination.
I didn't see the Nutella.
Someone's going to get wet wrap.
Someone's going to get wet wrap for sure.
Okay.
Okay, what do you want?
I'll bring it in, brother.
Okay, what's on your board?
Fried fish.
Right now I just have fish, which is a mystery.
Wait, does Che have the least?
I have the least, yes.
I would like flaxseed.
Good choice.
You can't taste it.
You can't taste it.
All right.
All right.
Oh.
Hey.
It is hot sauce. Hot sauce, Kate. That doesn't go well with my taste. All right. Oh. Hey. It is hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
Kate.
That doesn't go well with my taste.
Hot sauce.
But I'd still do it.
Those are still things I could eat.
You just can't get the tuna or wet.
Right.
I don't eat seafood ever at all in any circumstance, so that would fuck me.
That would be.
Tuna and wet will ruin everything.
I can deal with the hot sauce.
That's fine.
Wet tuna.
Ugh. Wet tuna. Ugh. Wet tuna. Hot wet will ruin everything. I can deal with the hot sauce. That's fine. Wet tuna. Wet tuna.
Ugh.
Wet tuna.
Hot wet tuna.
Brandon.
Oh, greedy.
Hot sauce Brandon.
Greedy boy.
Know the man is hot sauce Brandon.
Brandon, don't you know not all of us have gone?
We didn't think this through, by the way.
Greedy.
We're definitely going to, there's going to be many people Who get to wet Every single second
So
Yeah for real
Statistically everybody will
Yeah
Besides one
I'm wet yeah
Yeah KB you're feeling good
Sardines I'm worried
I guess what you really want
Is to not get picked
Yeah not getting picked
Is
Oh
Swap time
This changes everything.
Swap time.
Jay, would you like to announce there's a trade?
Ron, you want to hit that jingle?
I think pre-draft snacks should be eliminated after they finish these steaks.
Yeah. They're filling up finish these steaks. Yeah.
They're filling up on good sweet treats.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Swap it.
The wrap tastes worse.
Hours ago.
Say about the natural trade.
Swapping.
There has been a trade.
Stephen Che.
Stephen Che.
Uh-oh.
Swap with whoever you want.
Oh, he doesn't want to give up his fried fish.
Fried fish is my 1-1.
That's not what he gives up.
He gives up something.
Doesn't he pick first?
Oh, no.
He picks out here.
No, no, no.
That's the only thing.
He didn't have anything.
Oh, fuck.
He can trade whatever he wants.
Wait, am I picking in this one?
No, you trade whatever you want.
So what item?
Whoever you want for whatever you want.
What's your other item that you have?
Flaxseed, which is
it's fine.
So you have to trade
with someone else's F.
Who's got the
fingerling potatoes?
Roan.
That's fine.
Ooh, nice fish and
potatoes.
That's better for you,
Roan.
You did lose a good
base, though.
Oh, he gets the
flaxseed, not the fish.
He gets flaxseed.
Oh.
That's fine.
That's fine.
They might be winning the poll.
Lost a solid base, I will say.
And you also have hot sauce.
Easy swap.
Thank you, brother. So good.
Okay.
Steven's got something cooking now.
How did he not take the
chicken? No. No.
It is tuna.
Oh, that dessert.
Tuna, hot sauce, and one away from wet.
Hey, what were you learning?
What were you thinking?
I'm not being so greedy.
I don't get to go to La Bernardin.
I got to put tuna on my thing.
That realistically might affect your baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Mercury.
I have a spin zone for you, Kate.
The first time we did the greedy wheel was you had to go get wet, and Kyle got wet like
14 times.
His shirt was down to his ankle.
He just had to keep going in.
I'd rather do that.
This is better than that.
I'd rather do that.
I'll join you.
B, let's go.
B.
Atta boy, B.
All right, we're actually getting pretty close here.
Yeah, we are.
What letters do you need?
You have lettuce, falafel.
Waffle.
Easy pick.
Spin it again.
Kyle's looks okay.
A waffle with tahini and lettuce?
That's something you would get.
Yeah, you might win.
Che.
Che.
Hey, getting close to greedy. What do you want? I'll bring it in, brother.
So I've pretty much resigned.
Somebody took the milk already, right? That's right.
Okay, so I'm
my dish goes very well with
clam chowder, which I'm okay with.
Alright. Water cold.
You want the canned? Yeah.
No, so I'm going to leave that because that's
the only choice left for the end. Am I correct? There's two different clams. But there's one that's worse. The canned, I. No, so I'm going to leave that because that's the only choice left for the ends.
Am I correct?
There's two different clam chops.
But there's one that's worse.
The canned, I would say, is worse.
Because that will be very cold.
When did you get the...
I got it at...
What time were we at Whole Foods, Kyle?
Noon?
Okay.
Yeah, about noon.
When it's down to a foregone conclusion, are we going to keep spinning?
No, I'm going, I think I'm
I'm going lozenges
Because I think the rest of them kind of messes up my meal
Great pick, great fucking pick
It's better than Nick's lemon
You've lost your damn mind
You crush those up
You can joke about whatever you want
Don't fuck around with this
Wet about whatever you want. Don't fuck around with this.
Wet! Wet!
Yay!
Alright, now she's off the board.
She's off the wheel. You can take her off the wheel.
No milk?
We do one more milk wet.
What did I do to the wheel?
Wet is wet.
Alright, so take Kate off the wheel. Tsk Wet is wet. Wet's wet. Yeah, wet's wet. All right, so take Kate
off the wheel.
Tsk, tsk, Kate.
She's reached her max.
Do you regret your
earlier picks now that
you're going to have to
add tuna to it?
No, because anything
with tuna would have
been just my worst
case scenario.
Anything dunked wet
with tuna would be
I think you have to
pour the water.
Do you think you have
to dunk the whole wrap
or you have to pour
the water in the wrap?
I think you dunk.
I think it's got to
be a dunk.
That's so gross. So gross. That's bad. I think you dunk. I think it's got to be a dunk. That's so gross.
So gross.
That's bad.
Yep.
Wet bread.
When will she learn?
Should I go fill up a bowl with water?
Yes.
Yes.
Actually, yes.
All right, Nick.
Everyone who gets wet has to dunk in the same bowl.
Damn, you're on greedy watch.
What's your last ingredient?
Seaweed.
Not terrible.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Not good, but it's not that bad.
I don't know.
Is it going to be like fermented?
It's pretty good.
Oh, nice.
Do you have tuna yet or no?
Huh?
Do you have tuna yet or no? No? Do you have tuna yet or no?
No.
Oh, no, that's actually really good.
Well, take it.
What was your third thing?
Or you don't have it?
He doesn't have a third thing.
Does Brandon have hot sauce yet?
No.
Yes.
Yes, he does.
He does.
He does.
He does.
Do we have hot sauce yet?
No, I wouldn't mind.
Swap. Swap time
It's gonna be a big one
We be swapping
Swap
Go
Swap
Double swap
Double swap Never been swap. Double swap.
Never been has.
Not in history.
Not in the modern era. This is the next one that gets to swap twice.
This has never happened?
Ever happened.
Double swap.
Yeah.
Ever double swap.
What's that mean?
The next person gets two swaps?
Yes.
Double swaps.
Holy shit.
We're not going to go two.
This is a game changer.
Oh, no.
If it goes swap again, the next person gets three swaps.
Yeah.
Double swap. This is unbelievable. Knots is the Gonzo era. No, no. If it goes swap again, the next person gets three swaps. Yeah. Double swap.
Oh, this is unbelievable.
Knott's is the Gonzo era.
No, no.
Shout out Gonzo.
Legend.
R.I.P.
That little thing.
What was it?
Little thing. It was raw. Oh, it's roadan. Oh, it's Roan. What was it? Little T.
Roan.
It was Roan.
Oh, it's Roan.
It's Pat.
Oh, the phone.
That fuck's Roan.
Who are the Fs?
Who are the Fs?
You have to double swap.
Fruit.
Falafel.
And fudge.
I'm worried about your french fries in the back.
Is it the same people?
Is it the same two?
What do you have, F?
No.
No, you can double swap fingerling potatoes.
Fingerling potatoes.
No, you can swap twice.
Two different people.
I don't have anything.
You could fuck over Brandon if you wanted.
Brandon, do you want to do both?
I'll give you the option because I'm going to take your chicken.
Okay?
But do you want the flaxseed oil instead of the fries Or should I go ahead and get me the fingerling potatoes
Back from Steven to go with me
I'm back up against the corner
The chicken's gone right
I'd rather keep my fries
Okay so I'm going to take the chicken and I'm going to take the fingerling back
I'm going to go back to my original
Why did you so bad to say I'm going to take the chicken and the fries
God damn it Because I'm going to go back to my original. Why did you so bad to say I'm going to take the chicken and the fries?
God damn it.
Because I'm going to take the chicken, okay?
Okay.
That's my chicken.
Okay.
So Roan is back to his original.
Is that a greedy from Roan?
No.
Yeah, that was going to be two questions I had.
One, is that a greedy?
No, I don't think that counts as a greedy because you didn't go over four.
And then two is those that have reached max greedy on the wheel for swap potential.
They are still on the wheel for swap potential. So Kate should be on swap wheels.
Oh, yeah, so she can swap.
Copy.
Rowan just got a double swap.
A double swap.
So I wound up with the fingerling potatoes back and the fried chicken back.
He always ends up with that. He always comes out on top. We're putting you back on the wheel so you can swap. Yeah, next time we hit a swap. Double swap. So I wound up with the fingerling potatoes back and the fried chicken back. It always ends up.
It always comes up.
We're putting you back on the wheel so you can swap.
Yeah, next time we hit a swap.
But it doesn't matter.
You might as well just sink water.
Well, you're still getting tuna and hot sauce.
Right, and I have to dunk it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's what you do.
So nothing matters anymore?
Oh, nothing matters.
Okay.
Okay.
Spin it again.
That's nice water, though.
It is.
That'll be delicious.
TJ.
Sit.
Sit.
TJ, what do you want?
There's one F, right?
There's, yes, the fungus.
Mushrooms.
Yeah, fungi.
Not bad.
Fungi.
All right.
Spin it again.
Spin it again Community water that we dunk in
It is, yeah, it's community
Alright, so that's extra greedy and I'm fucked
Are you also dunking?
Yeah, everyone's got a greed
So wait, you've got to dunk
Tuna, he's got tuna
Oh, tuna now
Oh, you have tuna now?
I just got fucked
Oh, tuna doesn't completely destroy that
As perfect as this was though, it just got fucked by tuna.
It's no longer perfect.
Now I almost have to hope for a swap.
Why?
What do you want to get rid of?
I've already gotten three swaps.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
Fuck.
Yeah, the tuna fucked.
I was done.
I had such a perfect plan, and I would have got away with it, too.
KB. K.V.
K.V.
What about the mystery thing?
That's just not going to come out?
What's that?
Didn't you buy a mystery protein?
At the end, you can decide to swap one of your items
for any of the letters.
Okay, I see.
But you don't know what it is?
So, Kyle, what's your complete sandwich?
Or wrap?
Falafel, lettuce, tahini, and sardines.
Not terrible.
Sardines throws a wrench.
Sardines are good.
You've got to chew the bones.
Sardines are damn good.
It's like an ancient meal.
It is.
So, greedy is going to come up every time unless it's Sass, TJ, Big Cat, or myself.
Yes.
Everyone else is going to be greedy.
Every time except for those four.
Okay.
Here we go.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
Nope.
Sorry.
TJ has all.
TJ has all.
Oh, yeah.
They don't have all.
There's going to be a lot of greedies coming up here.
Brandon.
Come on, Big Cat.
Get to Big Cat.
Get there.
Yes.
Shit.
I'm on greedy watch.
I'll take the lifesavers.
Yep.
So who's ending up with duck fat?
So I'm getting, I already have everything, right?
I already know what I'm getting.
Who doesn't have?
So, Sass, you're getting duck fat and clam chowder.
Yeah.
Yes.
I have the worst one.
Nah.
You got fudge.
You could have duck lard.
Duck fat and a swap.
Duck lard and fudge.
You could get a swap. Duck lard and fun. You could get a swap.
And so we now just need Sass to come up twice and Steven to come up once. We're going to keep spinning until those two come up twice and once?
I think that's the one.
What's the matter?
Are you scared of a little tuna, brother?
You scared of a little tuna?
The thing is, Brandon, we're all going to be.
Everybody's going to get tuna.
You get full greedy.
You're off the wheel.
Everybody's going to get it.
You don't get to change the rules now.
I agree with Sass. I'm getting fucking duck lard. You don't get to change the rules now. I agree with Sass.
I'm getting fucking duck lard.
You don't get to change the rules.
I agree with Sass.
This is right.
Everybody in here is going to get greedy.
I'll sit here all day and night until it lands on who it needs to.
We all get wet burritos.
Who cares?
My burrito's wet.
Shut the fuck up.
Burritos are already wet.
It's a tenant of burritos.
Che?
Che?
Hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
Oh, Che's got a go.
Oh, this is great.
So now we need sass twice.
Okay.
That's all we need.
Wait, I have two categories left.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
I just have mystery and flaxseed.
Wait, no.
Mystery is fish.
Mystery is fish.
Okay.
And F is flaxseed.
So I need an N and an L. Well, wait a minute. Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry. I have the lozenges. Sorry. All right. There we fish. And F is flaxseed, so I need an N and an L.
Wait a minute. No, sorry. I have the lozenges.
Alright, there we go.
You gotta take a clear chowder.
The not can.
Okay. The store chowder.
So give Sass his two
items. Or no, we'll just wait.
Yeah, I mean, Sass, at least you're not
gonna use him. There's still some strategy for Sass.
If it lands on him, I would take the duck lard in case it lands on a swap.
Yeah, true.
And Sass, you are guaranteed not to have tuna, hot sauce, or wet.
You're the only one.
You win.
You did win.
Hot sauce might have been a help, though.
Fudge will matter.
I don't know how the duck lard's going to taste. I don't know how the duck lard's going to taste.
I don't know how the duck lard's going to match with the yogurt and the...
Can you even eat duck lard?
Oh, goddammit.
Go, go, go, go.
Now I'm wet.
Why yay?
Why yay?
It could have been on Sass.
I don't want to be alone.
Why do you want me to suffer with you?
I don't want to be alone.
I already have tuna.
Selfish, yeah.
The only way that this can tell is if I get two and if all of you guys get wet.
Because then you're all off the board.
Yes.
So take Roan off the board.
Also, the dunking goes in order of who gets it first.
Take Roan off the board and put him back on if there's a swap.
Yes, correct.
Fair.
There's not going to be a swap.
It's going to be forever.
That's tuna.
Tuna.
Tuna. I wouldn't. Yeah. Brandon. That's tuna? Tuna. Tuna.
I wouldn't.
Look for Brandon.
That ain't bad.
We have to split the tuna seven ways.
Well, I'll just.
Everyone will hand their wrap and I'll spread some tuna on.
Oh, no.
That's not.
Yes, that's not.
And the hot sauce.
Because you got to have both.
Hot sauce. Hot sauce. have both. Hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
Damn it.
I've been piping hot sauce.
Damn it.
Come on.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
All right.
Just need one more.
Why'd you say no?
Just need one more. You got to say no? Just need one more.
You've got to take the duck.
Yeah.
No, but I think it's wise for the swap.
Yeah.
Oh, but that's a, oh my God.
It looks like a, I don't know what it looks like.
Can you eat this?
Can you eat just lard?
Isn't it used to cook?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can eat it.
Don't worry.
It's like butter it's not same idea oh my god
he'd be swapping oh someone's gonna be swapping someone's getting lard
i'm willing to put this all to an end if you let me do the swapping. This could be perfect.
But what all to an end?
I could really use a swap badly right now. Oh, my God.
I could really use a swap.
Come on, come on.
I could really use a swap.
Nikki.
Nick.
Nikki swaps.
So what do you got, Nick?
What do you see?
I have lemon, egg, milk, and the seafood.
This is where it gets tough.
I interest you in some duck lard.
What are you trying to swap?
Because then we'll all say what we have.
My milk.
So that would be N?
F.
N.
Nonfat milk.
N.
Nonfat milk.
Everybody raised.
Is it nonfat or lowfat?
Non.
Who's got Nutella?
Groan's got Nutella.
What do you have, Kyle?
Not butter.
Oh, the tahini?
No.
Oh, the tahini.
Yeah, the tahini.
It's not so.
It's tahini fusion,
but it's like a five seed.
It's like this
almost sweet raisiny.
Fuck!
Take that real hard.
Soon as someone starts explaining it.
Yeah, you know it's a problem.
Yeah.
He was trying to find something that you're explaining,
and you know it's the base of your entire rap.
Did you bring that yourself?
We're just describing more flavors.
Oh, fuck.
Milk.
Milk.
Oh, no. Gre. Oh, no.
Greedy.
Hot sauce?
Yeah, that's fine.
Or you tuna?
Hot sauce.
Okay.
Oh, milk.
Milk and tuna.
And sardines.
Am I at tuna or hot sauce?
You're at tuna.
You get wet.
Next one's wet for you.
All right.
Swap, swap, swap, swap.
Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap. Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap.
Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap.
Sass, sass, sass, sass.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Sit.
Sit.
Yes!
I didn't get any greed.
Fuck.
No greed.
Okay.
So the draft is complete.
There we go.
Should we make...
Hey, I'm going to help?
I don't want to mix that up, brother.
Is anybody swapping something for a mystery item?
Well, should we do one wheel where it's two swaps and two mystery items?
So we spin it?
Yeah.
And then we spin everyone's name?
No.
Whoa.
Or mystery item?
Of course you want to do it.
It should be a mystery item.
It should be a mystery item.
I'm down for the wheel.
Let's do one mandatory mystery item.
Let's do a spin.
Three total spins of the name wheel.
If it lands on you, you can choose to swap.
If not, if someone swaps with me, they get my wet.
I like swap.
I'm saying mystery item.
Yes.
If you swap with me, you get my wet, too.
Yeah, you get my tuna.
I'll do wet before tuna.
Okay.
All right, mystery item, not swap.
We're not swapping anymore.
Three names for mystery items.
A swap for a mystery item.
If it lands on Big Cat and he says, I don't want to swap,
that's one spin off the board.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get the option.
Actually, I have...
Can you tell us what's in there now?
Oh, we can.
So you're going to just...
Four spins.
How do we choose which letter to swap?
Kyle says what he has.
Or is it for anything?
You get to choose one of your letters to swap.
Okay.
I have a letter for each.
I'll get that letter.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, Sass.
We need you to get rid of that lard.
Yeah.
Come on, Sass.
There it is.
Oh, Che, will you be doing a Mr. Item swap?
Nope.
I like my team.
One off the board.
One off the board.
A waste.
We'll do four.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Four swaps.
Four Mr. Item spins.
So that's one.
Take Che off.
Well, that counts as one, even though he didn't use it.
Yeah.
No, no, I don't think we should take him off.
Well, he's not going to use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you get it twice, he should get greedy.
Kate!
I have a question.
I have a question.
Can I trade my tuna for a mystery item?
No.
Absolutely not.
Unfortunately not.
And all I would be trading would be this for a mystery item.
One of those.
No, no, I'm not doing that.
There is Nutella in there.
We do know that.
I don't trust KB at all.
No.
All right.
If you trade your N, you would get the Nutella.
Okay.
All right.
Who's next?
I'm okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm trading no matter what.
Your trust doesn't matter.
You've got two no's.
Sass!
I know.
Is there a lard?
Give me the lard.
L?
Yeah, give me the L.
No lard today.
What is it?
Anything is good.
It's more lard.
It's more lard.
Extra.
No, Sass, yours isn't that bad now, Sass.
There's two L's.
Okay, so.
So, KB's choice?
Oh, KB's choice?
Say one or two. Number them in your head.
Say one or two.
One or two, Sass.
One or two. Say one or two.
Say left or right hand.
Wait, wait.
Switch him up. He doesn't know. He saw his left hand.
I didn't see anything.
Oh, you saw. You were peeking.
It's a little fella.
Oh, he gets cream cheesecake.
It's a cheesecake.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Wait, if somebody else wants to swap an L, that goes back in.
Kyle, left hand, right hands.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cream base right now.
You got cream on everything.
You're going to have diarrhea.
Yeah. Okay. Last spin. You got cream on everything. You're going to have diarrhea. Yeah.
Okay.
Last spin.
And we're making our wraps.
And what, do you have to eat the whole thing, right?
You have to eat the whole thing, right?
Yeah, every single bite.
Big cat.
Okay.
This is a problem.
Big cat, keep the tape.
No, get the...
Oh, this is a problem because I did just say I guarantee I will swap.
You did.
And the only thing worth...
And the only thing I was going to swap was Lifesavers.
And now the Lards.
And now Duck Lard's back.
Oh, I thought Lard wasn't.
No, I thought Lard was there right now.
Oh, it is.
Left or right.
So as a man of my word...
Man of honor.
I will swap.
The only thing I was going to swap is the Lifesavers.
So that means I have a 50-50 chance of getting Duck Lard.
Duck Lard or else something maybe great.
Be great, big cat.
Come on.
Left or right?
Be great.
Right.
Lucky day.
It's lasagna.
Attaboy.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait, what kind's lasagna. Attaboy. Okay.
Okay.
Wait, what kind of lasagna?
What is that?
I don't know if I want this.
What the fuck is that?
I didn't know how to figure out the cardboard one.
I couldn't close it, so I put it in that shit.
That's whoever has the other lasagna.
We have the same thing.
Is that a tenth of a pound of lasagna?
Yeah.
How much did you buy?
Should we get to the tenth? Yeah, yeah. Lasagna. Do we have one more? No, we're done. We have the same thing. Is that a tenth of a pound of lasagna? Yeah. How much did you buy? Should we get to a tenth?
Yeah.
Lasagna.
Do you have one more?
No, we're done.
The last one?
Yeah.
Kyle, what were the other mystery items?
Creme fraiche.
Oh, nice.
Yogurt.
Oh, they weren't bad.
Duck lard was the...
Yeah, the duck lard was the bad one.
Anything else?
No.
Okay.
Only good things.
All right, so let's start building our wraps.
Yeah.
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Okay, so...
So I needed my slab of tuna.
I need my hot sauce
and I need to dunk once it's done.
Should I pre...
Tuna slab sees? Who else needs tuna?
There's like forks and knives.
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. Me, Kate, and Brandon are tuna. I'm Who else needs tuna? I'm tuna.
Me, Kate, and Brandon are tuna.
I'm hot sauce and tuna.
We're hot sauce and tuna.
Tuna's the base?
There's more wrap somewhere.
Get your wrap and I'll tuna you up.
Great.
I have goosebumps up and down my arms right now.
Kate, could you Frisbee me a wrap?
Or Nick, you got me?
I don't know how to throw a Frisbee.
You got this.
You got this.
Do you really want to Frisbee?
Sure.
Whoa.
You don't know how to Frisbee, huh?
I hustled you.
And how many bites are we saying?
At least half the wrap. I like that. One bite. how to frisbee, huh? And how many bites are we saying? Half the,
at least half the wrap.
I like that.
One bite,
I mean,
whatever,
I'm eating my whole shit.
I'm tuning in hot sauce,
but don't you think
hot sauce should go
on at the end?
Oh, God,
that's so gross.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Shut up, Taz.
Where is the, uh... All right, thank you. Shut up, Taz. Where is the...
All right, thank you.
That's a decent amount of tuna.
I think hot sauce should be the base, isn't it?
No, no, we'll do hot sauce.
We'll get hot sauce.
We'll get hot sauce.
All right.
Big cat.
Big cat.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm going to do your hot sauce.
Big cat.
I'm not going to go crazy.
I have to do hot sauce, too.
All right, thank you.
That's fair.
That was fair.
Totally fair.
Oh, no.
Ew.
What?
Yo, what the fuck?
What are you what the fucking?
Ew, that's fucking chunky. Hot sauce. What are you what the fucking?
Sass is yogurt as hard as a rock.
It's hard?
Good?
Alright, communicate.
I've never seen yogurt take that form before.
Brandon!
Brandon spilled all his yogurt.
For your baby?
Oh my god, Brandon.
For your baby's sake, Kate, I didn't go overboard on you. Thank you.
Do you have a utensil?
It's a little bitey.
I deserve it.
Here, friendo. Who else needs hot sauce? It's a little bitey. Here, friendo.
Who else needs hot sauce?
I need a wrap.
I need hot sauce.
Brandon.
Grab me a wrap, KB.
I'm going to use four yogurt.
Do I need more?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Okay.
Do we have any more wraps?
Kate, you have more wraps?
Can I throw a flag?
Yeah, what?
Is this a respectable amount of yogurt?
Somebody gave me shiitake mushrooms, and you can't eat those raw.
What do you mean?
You can go to a hospital.
Take it out of, what was the F mystery items?
Yeah, give me anything.
Mushrooms was M.
More yogurt.
Not M.
It was fungus.
Yeah, fungus.
Mushroom.
We didn't have an M, did we?
Is this a respectable amount of yogurt?
This is like half a thing of yogurt.
Good job looking that up, TJ.
I'm sorry to complain, Pete.
My desk is slanted, and anything I put on there falls off.
It's slanted because you put shit on it.
TJ!
You've got to clean that yogurt up.
I'm not doing it.
Is this enough yogurt, guys?
All right, everyone's got hot sauce?
No, I'm not listening to you.
Anyone else need hot sauce? I need a mystery item. This is plenty of yogurt. Is this enough yogurt, guys? All right, everyone's got hot sauce? No, I'm not listening to you. Anyone else need hot sauce?
I need a mystery item.
This is plenty of yogurt.
No one else needs hot sauce?
No.
Everybody acted like mine is delicious.
Look at this base right now.
Can I get a fork?
Do we have forks?
Look at that.
That's gross.
I have fucking clam chowder on mine, dude.
I have tuna and Nutella and hot sauce.
No one eat yours until after they're all done, and then we'll go around.
Oh, my God.
You can just eat clam chowder out of a can, right?
This doesn't need to be, like, boiled or anything.
It almost certainly needs to be cooked.
It does?
No.
That's false.
It comes pre-cooked.
Do we have any forks, any extra forks?
There's forks by Nick and Kate.
Oh, can you throw me one?
Kyle, this thing I stole from you smells like shit.
Thank God.
This nut butter is great.
Someone throw me a fork or a knife?
Yeah.
Oh, this yogurt and clam chowder looks really gross.
You pass this down to Big Cat.
Thank you.
There we go.
Here's a fork. I'll give you a knife for a second. Thank you I don't think I did well Yeah we're gonna need like some paper towels
Oh
Oh that clam chowder is not good
I forgot my tuna and hot sauce spoon Clam chowder is not good. Ugh.
Ah!
Fuck me.
I forgot my tuna and hot sauce spoon.
Oh, yeah.
It was already tuna and hot sauce, and I just ate a big thing of lemon meringue pie with it.
Oh, look at this.
Cheesecake and hot sauce.
Brandon, I think you won.
Oh, liver mousse.
A little bit of lasagna?
All right.
I'm ready to wrap mine.
Hold on.
We got to show it.
Yep.
Make sure it's all above board. I'm ready to show mine. Okay, yeah. Damn, Ron, yours looks good. I'll show it. Yep. Make sure it's all above board.
I'm ready to show mine.
I'll show mine as well.
I'm about to put it in water, so... Oh, yeah.
Hold on, let's all finish.
Oh, yeah.
I'm actually not gonna hate mine at all.
Mine looks like some sort of...
There's Rone's. I'm gonna wrap mine. I'm gonna fold mine over. You've all. Mine looks like some sort of meat out of space. There's Roan's.
I'm going to wrap mine.
I'm going to fold mine over.
You've got all your Nutella in one spot.
Wait, wait, wait.
We'll say everything we have.
That's fine.
I'm not judging you.
Shrimp.
Oh, God.
Roan, but be honest.
If you had gotten the chance, you would have fucked me.
What do you mean? You would have fucked me. How so? I didn't fuck you. I gotten the chance, you would have fucked me. What do you mean?
You would have fucked me.
How so?
I didn't fuck you.
I got the chance, and I didn't do it.
Just because I had the chicken.
Oh, God.
Are those beans?
Okay.
Oh, God.
At least you could cover them in milk.
CJ, I got mine ready to present.
Yeah, mine's ready.
This is chicken nuggets with liver mousse, yogurt, hot sauce, tuna, and hot fries.
That's mine.
All right.
What did they present as well?
What are you eating there?
Yeah, what is that?
Clam chowder.
All right, what you got, Sassy?
So luckily, actually, I have two cakes.
I have...
What are you eating right now?
Chicken finger.
Oh.
I have chocolate cake, and then I have a cheesecake, and then below that I have a lot of clam chowder, and then yogurt.
So, honestly, I think the clam chowder is the only bad thing.
But I like clam chowder,
so I'm not really. And how will that be served? Dry with any tuna or hot sauce? No tuna, no dry,
no tuna, no hot sauce. Very nice. I have my chicken fingers with a fingerling potato
dusted with some crumbled up lemon cookies smeared with a baby's diaper worth of Nutella,
some hot sauce, and some tuna to be double wrapped
and dunked in some delicious body armor water.
Who else is dunking?
Just Kate and Rowan?
Yeah.
Brandon?
I've already got, no.
You mean Duncan?
I'm tuna and hot sauce.
Come on, dunk with us.
I'm not going to dunk with you.
I'm going to have to dunk with you.
Booth, what do you guys have?
I think I need a mystery item.
Presentation is fabulous.
I got bologna, lasagna, and nutritional yeast.
Actually, both of your presentations are fabulous.
I just want to show what I got.
I absolutely.
TJ's looks horrible.
TJ's looks horrible. TJ's looks horrible.
I have mystery item.
No.
I absolutely crushed this.
What do you have?
I got fried fish.
Disgusting.
Clam chowder, which goes with fried fish.
Flax seeds, which don't taste like anything.
And then a lozenge.
That's horrible, Steve.
Very good.
A lozenge?
I have two in here.
That's not a lot.
He's not going to call for days.
Yeah, you're right. I'm struggling on my
rap.
KB, what's yours looking like?
Do you need a sack?
Brandon, show yours. I've already showed mine.
Okay.
A bed of lettuce, hot sauce,
falafel,
sardines, and now milk, I guess.
Yours is so brown.
Pour it on there?
Are you going to pour the milk on?
You?
You said, do you want me to?
No, I said, how are you going to do it?
I didn't know.
Do you want me to pour the milk on?
I thought you would volunteer.
No, no.
No.
All right.
Okay.
My yogurt's ready.
Mine is ready as well.
Yeah, that looks good.
It's fine.
I have...
It looks like a breakfast burrito kind of.
It just looks delicious.
I have hot sauce.
Bake.
There's some cheesecake in here, beef lasagna, popcorn shrimp, and then three fruit roll-ups.
Yeah, you won.
IMO.
You think so?
IMO?
IMO, I think you won.
IMHO?
No.
Okay.
Not worthy of an H.
Yeah, I have tuna fish, hot sauce, nut butter, lemon meringue pie, sour straws.
I'm about to dunk it.
You made it look good.
Yeah, you made it look good.
Anyone who has to dunk lost by a lot.
Yep, I know.
I have fermented seaweed, egg bites, lemon, and nut butter tahini.
This might be okay.
Lemon is going to ruin it.
A lot of lemon.
KB, let me get that creme fraiche, please.
Yeah, gotcha.
Take half of it and pour it on the room.
Eating these?
Rolling?
Oh, wait.
I'm just one bowl.
Dunk?
Hey, you got to wrap it.
Yeah, I got to wrap mine still.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
Time out, time out.
I got wet first.
I get to dunk it first.
You motherfucker, Roan.
That didn't change anything.
What's it going to matter?
It matters.
All this shit's floating around in there.
He's doing this just to fuck with me now.
I know he is.
Roan, that is so...
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
Oh, there's all this stuff. That rap's going to heaven.
There's all these little pieces floating around in it now.
Like a Greek Orthodox band.
God, mine looks like a little coffin.
It looks like a little, that's like a Taco Bell rap.
Okay, here we go.
In his hell.
Got nothing in there.
Oh, you're going for the full.
I have to, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There it is. Nothing in there. Oh, you're going for the fall. I have to, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
One is enough.
One's enough.
One's funny.
All right.
Who wants to eat theirs
first and let us know how
it goes?
Use your liquid fast.
Go ahead, Roan.
Go ahead, Roan.
I can't watch.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's so bad.
So wet and gross.
So wet.
Wet is disgusting.
Oh.
Oh, that is so funny.
Oh, no.
Show the inside to the camera.
Oh, no.
The tuna.
Oh, the tuna.
Oh, yeah.
The tuna's not good.
The tuna was wet at some point.
Oh, no. Oh. The tuna's not good. Tuna was wet at some point. Oh, no.
Your...
Oh.
Tuna's pre-wet.
Mmm.
Oh.
I'm going to go while mine's wet.
All right.
Kate.
Oh, my God.
Come get your food before it dries.
Oh!
Oh!
What is that?
Our straw.
Our straw.
She bit out its spine.
That was the sardines.
Who had sardines, KB?
I'll go.
I wish I got hot sauce.
Yeah, I feel like hot sauce would help.
Mine's actually not that bad.
Nothing.
I keep forgetting that there's chowder in here, though.
Not bad at all.
Yeah, that seems like you did a good job.
Not bad at all.
All right, I'll take a bite of mine.
Oh, the seaweed's bad.
Oh, Nicky.
A lot of flavors going on in mine.
Brandon, you're going in?
How's the shrimp, big cat?
Shrimp's okay.
A lot of hot sauce and fruit roll-up coming through.
Hot sauce is pretty hot.
Now, Nick, don't forget to eat your lemon.
Uh-oh, Brandon.
Have lemon.
Have lemon in there Uh oh, Nicky
Oh, the problem with the fruit roll-ups
It's hard to chew, so you're chewing everything for longer
I'm going in on mine
Same with the sour straw
Ugh
Ugh
Sass? I'm waiting for the clam chowder to hit
Yeah it's a late kick
This is like a fetish right
What
Yeah
Somebody's probably jerking off right now
Yeah probably
Brandon you good man The liver What? Somebody's probably jerking off right now. Yeah, probably.
Brandon, you good, man?
The liver?
Hot sauce?
Oh, you're shaking.
You can't eat hot sauce.
How hot is the hot sauce?
Not that hot.
It's got a punch, but it's not like ruin your day hot. Kyle, how's yours?
Mine has such a weird texture.
I can't tell if I'm eating the lasagna or the shrimp.
Mine's not that bad.
One more bite to know.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Milk.
For some reason, the yogurt on mine is worse than the clam chowder.
Zoom in on Sass.
What, do I have chocolate on my face?
No.
Man loves his burrito.
Shay, did you eat yours?
I didn't.
No.
I'll give it a shorry.
I think it's going to be pretty good.
Very neat.
Neatly folded. I had to take one of the fish out because it's going to be pretty good. Very neat. Neatly folded.
I had to take one of the fish out because it wouldn't close.
How did we do this?
DJ, how's yours?
Mine's chocolate cake heavy.
I keep chewing pieces that aren't chewing.
Couldn't have been more right about fried fish being number one.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I'm all good. I just had a lot of chocolate.
Brandon, you want the rest of my bologna when I'm done, man?
Okay, thank you.
TJ, how's yours?
Pretty good.
Jay just bit into a cough drop.
Kate's struggling.
So you wet the bag and then drop the can on top of the wet bag.
And you've got shit all over your face.
There you go.
Brandon, it would have gone through the bag.
It would not have ripped a hole in the bag. It would not have ripped a hole in the back.
The tuna ruins everything.
Tuna.
Tuna is the worst part by far.
I also had liver mousse on top of my tuna, which liver mousse was bad.
You got any more of those sticks?
Yep, they're right there.
Oh, man.
That hot sauce is pretty hot.
I'm sweating a little.
Let me get a little.
Throw me the hot sauce.
I want a little bit on this.
I don't know how hot these hot fries are. Okay. Probably not very hot. So'm sweating a little. Let me get a little. Throw me the hot sauce. I want a little bit on this. I don't know how hot these hot fries are.
Okay.
Probably not very hot. So we did a draft.
We did a draft. It felt good. That was fun.
Draft days are fun.
And tomorrow. I don't know what it is then.
I don't think it's the hot sauce. Tomorrow we're eating popcorn.
Does it
have to do with that 200 pounds of popcorn
near my desk or are we getting new popcorn?
We're getting new popcorn.
Alright.
We can just do a regular yak
and do the popcorn at the end.
We don't have to make it
the focal point.
How fast do you guys think you need to tell the popcorn?
Those sticks are worse than my entire
wrap was. Yes, and they never
end. You have to chew them forever.
Those were terrible.
They pulled through all the tuna and the...
Now we saw.
You just saw air.
Why do we do it?
Nothing.
I'll say probably 15 minutes or less.
Probably 10 minutes if I try.
Probably 10 minutes.
Okay.
Thank God.
All right.
As if we got wet after all that.
Sucked.
All right, everyone, tune in to the NFL Draft Show tonight.
It's going to be awesome.
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Great yak, guys.
It's been a long time since we did it.
Yeah, much needed.
Draft, I know.
I feel you.
Draft is like.
I love the draft.
It's just like we literally become 12-year-olds again.
Yeah.
What gross things can we put on our lunch plate?
Everyone feel good?
No.
No.
Oh, okay. Well, that means that feel good? No. No.
Okay.
Well, that means that's a successful draft.
Yeah.
You go.
All right.
Okay.
See everyone tomorrow.
We'll be here.
Popcorn?
Yep.
I think we can do it
in an interesting way, too.
I'm still thinking about
maybe we pre-tape
all of us
eating a popcorn
in a room
and then we just
compare the times.
That could be interesting.
Yeah, do that.
And we'll talk about it after.
I want to go eat Outback.
Oh, yeah.
Outback.
All right, see you everyone tomorrow.
Bye-bye. We'll see you next time. you