The Yak - The Wheel Decides If Brandon Gets A Hawaiian Vacation | The Yak 5-7-24

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

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20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. We got Julio here again. What up? Julio, did you jerk off in your in-law's house? I did not. What?

What the fuck, dude? I'm a respectful guest. Did you get hard? No. I would have loved it. Why? I would have said I did. I did not. To impress us.

And, you know, I'm getting married soon. Like, I need all the good juju possible. Need all your cum. This is the first, you know, the first time I've stayed with them without her there and if they happen to hear this, they will without a doubt regret it. Why? People jerk off. People get hard. People jerk off

all the time. We didn't say you were going to jerk off to her mom. We didn't say that. This is encouraging. Hopefully they will feel ballistic. Yes is encouraging. Hopefully they will feel. Ballistic. Yes, Frank.

Oh, man. What's he making? Fuck out of that thing. London broil. London broil. And I mean pound it. Pound that fucking meat. Pound, pound, pound, pound. Pound, pound, pound, pound.

Hear me? Cracker of the day, by the way. Pound, pound, pound, pound. Hear me? Cracker of the day, by the way. Pound, pound, pound, pound. What is it? Frank the Tank won Cracker of the Day. Won Cracker of the Day? Why are people surprised about that? Like, of course he did.

I don't think Frank's a cracker. AB gave him Cracker of the Day? Yeah. Frank's above that. That's amazing. Congrats to Fleming. Yeah. Do you get a big cracker?

I don't know. That would be cool. We had a bunch of NBA draft prospects working out here this morning. That was kind of cool. Yeah. That was intimidating. Nah, they're on my fucking turf. Yeah, dude.

I could hoop them up. No problem. Kyle Filipowski was here. Sick. Yeah. Oh, he was here? Yeah, had a nice moment. What group were they with? What was the name of the company? Mosky was here. Sick. Yeah. Oh, he was here? Yeah, had a nice moment. What is it?

Big time Kyle. What group were they with? What was the name of the company? Priority. Yeah. They trained a bunch of the guys. It's crazy, yeah, when you see the levels. Yes.

At work. They're like, those guys are obviously way better than all of us. But then those guys are desperate to get a shot. Correct. At the NBA. Yeah. Think about that. They're all of us.

No, but it's the levels of like those guys are incredible at basketball. How much better they are than us. The way you look up at these guys, you're like, holy shit, these are the best players that have ever touched this floor. Those guys, that group is not like the NBA all-stars. Right. That group is a group of guys that is like, I will do anything to get a shot at the NBA. Right.

Statistically speaking, most of those guys won't have, like maybe one of them will have like a 10-year career in the NBA. At best. That's not true. None of them are Anthony Edwards. Yes. And yet you see them out there and you're like, is this the greatest collection of basketball players you've ever seen?

Right. Who's closer in talent, Jeff D'Lo to you or you to them? Oh. You got to give yourself a Jeff D'Lo to you or you to them? Oh. You got to give yourself. I have to. I'm not even – that's not even me gassing myself up. It's more that we all saw Jeff D'Lo. It would have been great to have Jeff D'Lo just run a drill with them.

Just to watch them. Mind if I work it? Yeah, interact. It would have been fantastic. What percentage of those guys could play overseas but think that that would suck and choose not to? All of them could play overseas. Are they the guys who are here?

Like them, but, like, broadly the people who maybe don't make the draft, who maybe get a contract somewhere. Yeah, I always wondered. Most of them eventually make their way overseas. The attitudes have changed a lot. It used to be seen as a bad thing to have to go overseas, but now I think basketball overseas has caught up to where American guys will go over there and not be ashamed of it.

But most American guys who played high-level Division I could play overseas, but most overseas leagues have a cap on Americans. So you're only allowed two Americans on each team. Oh, interesting. But if they had no cap on Americans, like you would see a lot more guys be able to play overseas. I think once upon a time guys were too proud to do it, but that time is gone.

Once they realize they can just live there and not pay taxes. Right. And you live pretty nicely like in like Lithuania. Yeah. I imagine so. You're on that salary. Some are making like a million plus. Really?

Yeah. You still have to pay income tax, though. No, not if you, well. Here. Really? It depends. Well, it depends. I don't want to out anyone I might have known who played overseas,

but if you just make sure you're not in America long enough in the year, you can kind of just not pay taxes interesting yeah like it's a hard thing to keep track of yeah like if you're like oh i was only here for two months yeah and then like greece i don't think has taxes i'm pretty sure they like culturally do not have taxes they just don't believe in it culturally we don't do this which kind of rocks that's awesome i think that's why, like, every 10 years, the Greece economy explodes. Yeah, and they're like, well, we don't have any money. Should we start paying taxes?

Mama mia. Nah, fuck that. Yeah, we'll just do more Instagram ads for Mykonos. Yep. That's how their whole economy runs. I also have something I want to do today. I'm going to actually send a text message. I have a little birdie told me something that I want to test out.

And it won't take away from the show, but it requires certain someone coming down here. Does it have anything to do with that desk over there? It does have something to do with that desk, which I actually want to put in the center of the court. Let's see. That's ominous. Yeah. It is. So I don't want to tip him off.

You know what? I will because he's probably, well, no, let's see what he says. And then we'll, it's something. We need to check the tag? We might need to check the tag. We might have to figure that out. What else we got going on brandon uh yeah man chilling i did a telephone poll today what what do you did a

i thought you hit your car in your survey i thought you did a survey it's way less exciting than that Less exciting than a telephone survey? Yeah I picked a simple one that said There was a sticker on the telephone pole It said need a band name Or got a band name Call this number

And I thought up a band name and I called the number What did you think of? The band name? Madababy Call them back What is that? What is is that did someone pick up no it was a fax number i gotta try to get nice nice hobby but i think what a way to use your waste your life life away how do you spell matta baby m-a-t-t-a space b-a-b-y and is this like a like a raffi

type music where like it's like a baby band in my head it's like a holden mccork it's you say what's a matter what's a matter i say nothing i'm fine but i just think oh it's so bad i didn't get it it's a cool name yeah and in my mind it's'm fine. But I just think Madababy is a cool name. It's a cool name. Yeah. And in my mind, it's like a lady grunge band. I had the whole thing thought out, and then I called, and it was a fax number. So I have to fax it over later. You have to call back.

That's the worst band ever. A lady grunge band called Madababy would be my least favorite thing. Fuck you. Think of everything last. Nazis exist. Oh, they're well above. Mattababy. Cancer.

Cancer. Above. Cancer would be a better name. Cancer and the Nazis would be a better name. Nazi cancer. Nazi cancer is sick. No, but keep at it. Keep at it, Kate.

You got this. I would go see Nazi cancer. Oh, yeah. See how easy that was? Yeah. The cancer. What the fuck? I tried something new today.

Okay. These are laughing tears now. Oh, thank God. All right, well, that was cool. Call them back, please. I think that should be a series. You call them once a day. Well, it's a fax number.

It goes... I have to fax it. I called it and it was like. So then did you fax it? I'm going to. Do we have a fax machine here? Oh, I don't know. And then I was going to do a cool logo and like send it.

What's the logo? For Madda Baby? Yeah. It's just, it's like written out like lightning bolt. Oh, you got to do it now. I think we need these shirts in the store. Who's farming this information with a fax machine?

Who's on the other end of it? You're definitely gonna end up getting scammed. It always leads back to trafficking. I was gonna ask them for a name too. Just think of the worst things and we combine them and they're better than bad. Racism. Tsunamis.

The racist tsunami. The racist tsunami. Oh, that would be awesome. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome, yeah. Yeah. Murder earthquake. Oh, these are all cool.

Tornado warning. Murder earthquake. murder sick just tornado warning would be sick man yeah murder quake is definitely a movie they're gonna yeah like shark how what is a murder quake don't know it's a quake that what's a sharknado they figured that out that's a that's a tornado it's right on a shark. A murder quake is a quake. Were you asking? An earthquake that... Do they have knives in it? Uh-oh. In the...

Mincy. All right, Mincy. Thank you, God. Can you take that desk and put it over on the turf? Yep. Okay. And sit on the desk for a second over there. We have to talk before we do what I want to do.

You can face us. I'll carry the chair for you. Thank you, Brandon. Good man. Here's what we got. What do we got with this? I've been... Well, no. We have to wait until he's...

Take the chair. I'll wait to say it. We can talk to Kate more. No, that's okay. All right, all right. I'll wait to say it. I'll wait to say it. We can talk to Kate more. Yeah, we can. No, that's okay. Make fun of Kate more. I literally sweat through the back of my flannel just now. A band called Kate's Ideas would be awesome.

Okay. Yeah. All right. All right, make sure he can't hear us, TJ. Yeah. Okay. So I've been alerted to maybe a fact. We're going to test it out that Mincy might have ghostwriters for his blogs.

Oh, my God. What? No. No way. I don't think it's true, but I need to find out. So what we're going to do is we're going to come up with like. Where did you hear this? Don't worry about it.

Okay. How valid is their argument? I don't know. I want to say right now, I don't believe it. I think he actually knows my blog. But also, when I heard this little tidbit, I was like, oh, that's interesting. Maybe we should see if it's true. Have you read his blogs?

Unless he's outsourcing them to Chennai. Yeah, but he is always on the phone. He is. So let's come up with six blog topics. We'll have him come back in. We'll spin the wheel. He's going to sit there silently. He gets 20 minutes to write a blog.

All right. Okay. So what should we have him? But I think that he should have to. Not to cancel. A lot of his, I think he has to embed a tweet. Because he's been embedding tweets. And title it, submit it.

Yeah, yeah. Embed a tweet. And I'll tell Nate, just post it right away. Yeah. And he's got to do the thumbnail. Yes, put a thumbnail in. Something that is- Images, thumbnails, tweets.

Something that is funny for the show or something that- Whatever. Sierra Mist. Okay. Okay. Sierra Mist. Did you hear? No.

Whoa, that got sensual They lost their whoever owns Sierra Mist Lost the IP to a girl named Sierra Mist What? Foreign star? No a TikToker That's why they're starry or whatever Oh Okay so Sierra Mist is one of the topics

What other topics Best band names Yeah Of all time Kendrick Drake Rapief Can it be something

That he does already Like What Like marathon training I don't know Yeah maybe something He already is interested Like what

Top five rules To go into a concert Yeah That's pretty good We'll throw that on there Best times to visit New Orleans I want him to Have to actually do this right now

Not be able to outsource it So it's gotta be like a Surprise No but that No because maybe it's better if it's something he doesn't know So that he has to actually do the research and figure it out. Yeah. So do you want to spin the wheel

or do you want to just come up with the topic? We should just come up with side of it. Did you say the NHL lottery is coming up? Yeah. Like a preview? NHL lottery preview? NHL lottery preview. Yeah, I like that.

What else? Best outfits for every body type. Oh, the Met Gala? The Met. The Met. Yes. Winners and losers of the Met Gala. Yes.

He has to embed a tweet. Well, he could just Google that and copy and paste. But then we'd... It'll be obvious. Yeah, I guess you're right. Well, wait. Shouldn't we have his desk the other way so we could look at his screen? Oh, yeah.

Good point. That's clever. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Can I just watch it? I can watch the back end and watch him screen? Oh, yeah. Good point. That's clever. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Can I just watch it? I can watch the back end and watch him blog? Oh, yeah, you can. He's not allowed to use his phone, right? He's not allowed to use his phone.

Okay. All right, so winners and losers of the Met Gala? Yeah. And I want also a quick loser. Make sure one of the losers is Sierra Mist. Yeah. Okay. All right, Mincy, come on. He has no idea?

No. No idea. He has his phone. Yeah, you can leave that there. Come talk into the mic right here. It's a real Mac Jones walk, draft walk. Yeah. Mincy, welcome back.

Talking to that mic right there. Welcome back. How was vacation? It was a the same thing. Were you actually? Welcome back. Talking to that mic right there. Welcome back. How was vacation? It was a really big week. Yeah? Yeah, it was fun. Well, give us a quick 60 seconds. Okay.

The best part of it was the Rolling Stones show on Thursday. Nice. It was unbelievable. Back in New Orleans. They brought Irma Thomas up 60 years later after she sang Thomas on my side, which was their first big hit. That was cool. The Havana Gala around the House of Blues

was wild when I bent the chair. Yep. For sure. That was an interesting pick with me and Kim Mulkey. That's for sure. Yep. I put up a trillion in the state senate. Hell yeah.

I did four for the turnover. That was cool. I don't know. I made a couple poker final tables. I'm feeling a little heat there. All right. Nice. And I raged in Tipitinas until 4 a.m. a couple nights.

And Neil Francis' next big super star music. Nice. That's what I got. Nice. Okay. Sounds like a good week. All right. So I wanted to do something.

I'm not mad at you. I more was like that was a vacation and it was maybe perturbed i don't know so i figured i want to do something uh to to to mic really heavy uh just get you back to work like you know let's get back to grinding so what we're gonna do is you're gonna go on that desk right now you're gonna write a blog okay your blog is going to be Winners and Losers of the Met Gala. Okay. One of the losers has to be Sierra Mist, the soda. You can figure out why.

You can do your own research. Okay, so I'm allowed to use my phone to look stuff up? You're not allowed to use your phone. You're allowed to use your computer. Okay. All right, so you cannot use your phone. Leave your phone in here. You can use your computer.

We need it to be titled. You need to have a thumbnail. You need to embed one or two tweets. And I need it posted in 25 minutes. Okay, so winners and losers of the Met Gala, including Sierra, missed as a loser. Yes. Okay. All right.

I'm going to leave my phone in here. Yep. Let's do it. Okay. It can be based on fashion. It can be based on behavior. Do better on the blogging. You're turning 30 in a day.

You see the reports. We're making an effort. We'll make this four. All right. Okay. It can be based on fashion. It can be based on behavior. We're making an effort. Make his four. All right. Okay. All right. He's off and running. He's taking his phone with him.

He's got the phone. He's taking his phone with him. Yeah. After I told him no phone. Mets. Hey, Mets. Phone. Thank you. Just give it to me. Oh, thanks, man. All right. phone thank you thanks man

we'll just keep yakking we'll update when we get there I don't think he has ghostwriters I don't either well somebody thinks he does it would be the most stunning thing ever did it come from a reputable source I can't say where it came from

if he did have one, if this turns out to be true, it only adds to his allure. It does. Right? No! I think it does. I think it does. That's the problem. We find out he's ghostwriting. It's still a W. It's a huge W.

Look at him just sitting there. If he's got an army of ghostwriters, that is actually the preferred outcome of this for him. Yeah, it'd be amazing. A ghostwriter for a blog titled, It is a great time to announce more mincey content is coming. Is that his most recent one? No, that's from January.

I'm going through his archives right now. But this is not about him, so this would be where he would have to use a ghostwriter. Look at that brain. Or just upload it, like embedding a tweet. Yeah. is not about him so this would be where he would have to use a ghostwriter look at that brain or just upload it like embedding a tweet yeah he's cooking over there i wouldn't be able to do it i forgot yeah you would be able to do it yeah yeah i'm not sure yeah you'd find the button you'd find it you'd find it um steven i saw jeff d lowe gave uh your favorite movie a zero out of

100 it wasn't my favorite movie but yeah he, he gave it a 0 out of 100. No, what I said was correct. He didn't like a single thing. It's crazy. And he also accused me of making my review good for engagement, which couldn't be farther from the truth. The only review I'd seen going into the movie was his, and I said I was disappointed because the trailer looked good.

If I thought it was bad, I would have said it was bad. I have no problem saying movies are bad. Did you have LOL moments? I laughed almost throughout the whole thing. Jesus. It's the polar opposite of his experience. Worst movie ever made. That's a very funny picture to go with that oh man you gave it a 9.2 out of 10

yeah i will not be addressing steven chase review of this movie in which he gives it over a 9 out of 10 and hails it as one of the better comedies in recent memory i don't believe that is a genuine review and i'm convinced he's doing it for engagement he's not that's out of anger unfortunately no he's we had like a somewhat heated text exchange on Saturday. Somebody's got to watch it. Somebody in here. I will watch it. I'll watch it this weekend.

I thought it was – I don't think it's for everyone. I think if you like Seinfeld and you like that type of humor, I think it's great. And if you're in the mood for a silly movie, it's about Pop-Tarts. But I very much enjoyed it. I thought the whole thing was funny. My wife liked it too. Is it full length? It's like a real movie?

It's like an hour and a half, hour and a half. Oh, that's too long for a Pop-Tart movie. The movie's about Pop-Tarts? 9.2 out of 10. It's about Pop-Tarts? This killed me. Jerry Seinfeld put out a movie about Pop-Tarts?

What the fuck? Wait, that's the worst thing thank you thank you yeah you're welcome so airy gave most overrated too long only two trailers Oppenheimer it stunk to

way too long for killers of the flower moon and then 9.2 out of 10 for unfrosted and 8.7 for aviation I agree with you on aviation that was a great movie migration migration Killers of the Flower Moon, and then 9.2 out of 10 for Unfrosted, and 8.7 for Aviation. I agree with you on Aviation. That was a great movie. Migration, Migration. Migration, sorry.

That was a great movie. Yeah, that was a great family film. Can you give us one joke or sub-scene of the movie that you laughed at? What's he doing? There is a – without spoiling it, there's a scene. I think it's in one of the previews where they're at a funeral for – No, no, no, no, no. Where are you going?

No, we don't need you for 25 minutes. I'm going to check a screen. Every five minutes, I'm going to check the screen. TJ said he can look in the back end. Is there a blog up? Is there a page up yet, TJ? TJ, make sure you don't dox anything. I can't see it.

It says Ben Mint is editing, but I can't see the... You can't view other people's blogs he's on fiverr oh my god but there's there's a there's a scene in the with a funeral where a delivery truck driver has died and his wife is asking questions about it and i think that's a very funny scene sounds funny what it was a question it's just like how did my husband die he was like a serial delivery driver and um they get into it's a dangerous profession and things like that there are some funny off color things i i kind of want instead of watching this movie i kind of want steven to have to like do a table reading for us oh yeah just make it the least funny thing ever. So, before this show, Stephen had me tag along as he recorded a video that we're going to show guests for the gauntlet.

Okay. He recorded a walkthrough of the gauntlet. I guess we told him to do it yesterday? Yes. It might be the worst thing ever produced by Barstool. Of course. He kept on bowing at the start. He kept bowing?

He kept doing this? He bowed? At the start of it. Why are you bowing? That's just how I address people. No, it's not. Never. I've never seen you bow. You've never bowed. You've never once bowed. I've never once seen you bow ever. That was a joke. Oh.

Well, god damn it. It was a joke. He got us. He fucking got us. I'm gonna edit it down. This is what they asked him to do. It was a joke. He got us. He fucking got us. I'm going to edit it down. This is what they asked me to do. Brandon was in shock that on a show he was on yesterday, they asked me to do this and he did not remember. What do you mean they? They're right here.

Don't call them they. No, that's our pronoun. It is crazy. Y'all seem pretty triggered by Steven. They are. Also, Mark, just welcome back. Steven once masturbated in an airplane bathroom and considers himself part of the Mile High Club. So I'll let you chew on that for a second.

Sorry, Brandon. Are you talking about a minor sexual experiences on air? Oh! Oh, he's good. Sicko! Sicko! Sicko! You're gross!

You're great! You're great! He brought it up! Sicko! Whoa! No! It's over your head. It's over your head. I'm not pointing at you.

That's gross, Brandon. Disgusting. Wait, you weren't 18 when you jerked off? No. Then I have no comment on the matter. Brandon. What is wrong with you? Talking about a 14-year-old's masturbation.

How are y'all doing this? Kate wrote a very funny blog on it yesterday. Uh oh, Kate. Uh oh. I didn't mention. Well, Kate's senior penis. Yes, that's true. Senior penis? What? Senior penis? That's a good band name.

Senior penis? Hola. That's a character. Senior penis. Senior penis. hola that's a character senior penis tries to sell trucks in mississippi hey what's up i'm senior he's a bathroom attendant i also don't i don't want to get too triggered by Steven, but him just being like, Jamal Murray did the most disgusting thing ever last night triggered me hard.

Did he also tweet that he couldn't see him do it? Yeah. What was the most disgusting thing? Throwing the heat pad? Yeah. I called it, I said he was a giant baby. Was he not? He was complaining the entire,

he was yelling at officials right in front of him. He was fouling when he didn't, he was fouling to make a point and he got pissed off because they were getting blown out he wasn't getting called he threw a heating pad on the court which someone could have landed on and slipped and actually they could have they could have they could have could have yeah very canadian behavior yeah i hate the could have yeah i said it last night but if i was the commissioner it would just all my punishments would be like, did anyone get injured? Okay, no? All right, then nothing.

Yeah. Could have slipped, hit their head, blood everywhere. The paramedics come rushing in. They slip on the blood. Now they slip. Heating pad starts a fire. Yep. Now there's mass chaos in the stands.

Everyone gets trampled. I mean, Mark, you've played a lot of high-level basketball. Has anyone thrown something onto the court? Like a player in the game that was on the bench? A heating pad once. Oh, yeah, when you were playing in the Western Conference semifinals. A lot of people died. We were in the Western Conference semifinals.

That's why I take this so seriously. Wow. Because I remember this very thing happening. Yeah, I remember seeing you. You turned the yoke and you're like, is that a heating pad? I always forget you're on the fucking Nuggets. That's a good bit. Mark's on the Nuggets.

He's on the Nuggets. I got a guy on the Nuggets on the show. But yeah. I experienced my first kiss coin at Wrigley on Sunday. Oh! Yeah. It was one of the Chicago's. Because there's two different ones, right? There's one that's a circle and one that's this. I think there's three or four now.

Oh, there's three or four now? Yeah, we flooded the market. So I was very flustered. I was running to get a beer. A guy goes, Titusus and i just gave him a head nod shows the coin and i was like oh cool man because like it didn't fully register i was like oh you like the yak sweet man he's like right here oh fuck fuck dude at the baseball game not at the game no dude on a sunday what the fuck Yeah Oh that's double hell

Yeah I'd love to explain that To like the dudes That went to games In like suits In like the 1910s Someday this game We're gonna have

Kiss coin At historic Wrigley Field I lost my Kiss coin virginity So That's a good one Did you meet Zach Eady

I did not No You did Yeah Was he chewing gum Wearing a hat He was not He was wearing a hat That's a good one. Did you meet Zach Eaddy? I did not, no. You did? Yeah. Was he chewing gum, wearing a hat? He was wearing a hat, not chewing gum, stood on business, which I appreciated. I was like, why don't you come by the office?

We'd love to have you on. He's like, you guys have talked a lot of shit. We did. And I was like, yeah, we have. He didn't get booed, did he? I don't think he got booed. He threw out the first pitch. He's not bad. Horrendous first pitch. Horrendous. He didn't get booed, did he? I don't think he got booed. He threw out the first pitch. He's not bad. Horrendous first pitch.

Horrendous. He's never coming in here. No. No. So you have a big NBA career? He is big. He's big. He's improved a lot.

He's out on all of Barstool because. No, I think we squashed it. I was like, look, I had to talk shit. Yeah. You know, you're a Wisconsin fan. Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, as soon as soon if you notice as soon as we played you for the last time i completely flipped and i was like he's not that bad because i didn't have to deal with him anymore and he was like yeah that's true you did um and yeah fletcher lawyer was with him

and was like yeah we love barstool but you guys did talk a lot of shit and i was like yeah we did we didn't talk shit about fletcher lawyer no but i mean it was it was like one of those i did fletcher lawyer falls down a lot he flops a lot it was one of those exchanges it was like it was kind of fair points on all sides like yeah he was right we talked shit yeah i was right yeah i did i do i did talk a lot of shit yeah cool yeah it's all right it's okay it's okay to have different opinions we talked shit about philipowski. He was here this morning. I talked to him. I was like, I'm so happy that you're walking.

He's like, that was a really tough time in my life. He seems like a good guy. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that. Yeah, Brandon has the picture of Filipowski crying in our studio. Mostly sports studio. I also, I told him straight up, I was like, once a Duke guy goes pro,

the hate starts to fade. It starts to, but it doesn't always. Oh, no. Duke guys, they do the thing where they get like a Euro haircut or like a tattoo. Yeah. And you're like, did that guy go to Duke? Yeah.

Nope. Yeah, J.J. Redick did that. J.J. Redick did it. I think Kyle Singler. Kyle Singler. Yeah. Kyle Singler kind of did it to need to get the weird haircut. Yep.

And they just, they kind of like disassociate from Duke. And you're like, oh, yeah. They try something. Kyrie. Kyrie. Oh, yeah. Forget about it. Yeah.

They do a good job of shedding their Duke once they get to Duke. Josh McRoberts grew his hair out. Yeah. Right. Some people keep their Duke when they go to Duke. Well, Ben Cherow doesn't need to do anything because he has a crazy name. Yep. And the Plumlees have always kept their Duke.

Yeah. Battier? Battier kept his Duke. Don Levy kept his Duke. Battier? Battier kept his Duke. Don Levy kept his Duke. Battier was a likable Duke. But his last name's too fancy. Yeah. Silent R?

I guess he kept his Duke because he kept taking charges all the way through. Yeah, but a lot of the guys do. It might be the Duke white guys. They're like, oh, I can't. I got to get away from them. They're the white guys. They don't want to be Christian later. Right.

Right. They don't want everyone to be like, Duke. It's like when Disney kids start dressing sexy. Yeah. Exactly like that. Exactly like that. Exactly. 100%.

I was going to say Disney kids. It's like when Disney kids. It actually is. Yeah, Lovato last night. Yeah. She dressed sexy. Sabrina. It's a Met Gala?

Well, I guess we'll find out about the Met Gala. We have We have palm on forehead Right now Oh no This is where the ghostwriter Is perfect Wait he was on the phone

Correct? No we took his phone Oh I thought He might be emailing His ghostwriter He could be Does he get texts on that thing? It's I before E

Except that There's no way He figured out How to get an I message on there It would be great If we had his phone and just said a text like, I'm in the middle of a meeting.

I saw your email. I can't write about the Mech Gala right now. I mean, I think he's still trying to enter his password to get into the computer. Yeah, I mean, that's part of it. Can he blog under pressure? He's definitely been typing with those two fingers there.

We should have made him get dizzy before. He never did dizzy before. Yeah, he'll have to do dizzy back. Maybe midway. Wait, so what other Disney kids got sexy? I think they all got sexy, right? Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Sabrina Carpenter. And they shed their Disney?

Yeah. So it does work. Zendaya. Well, like Miley Cyrus. Yeah. Miley Cyrus. All right, so that's a good. I just don't know. It made sense. Iea. Well, like Miley Cyrus. Roderick Miley Cyrus. That's a good. I just don't know.

It made sense. I don't know Disney children. It's strange to see. That was a test. I thought Brandon was going to be all over it after his earlier thing about Jay. He liked him before this show. Once I aged out. See ya.

Good luck to you. So you were actually, last night you went home and you thought about a 14-year-old jerking off. No, I never thought about it until we got here today. And Titus wasn't here yesterday, and I wanted him, he's doing his new stupid thing where he's acting like Che's not the worst person in the world anymore, and I said, well, he needs to hear this. What are you talking about?

What a flip. You've done a face turn on Stephen Che. He's got a tinfoil hat on over there. You've done a face turn. I call it like I see it, Brandon. Why did you start seeing it this way? Listen, it pains me to say it. One example, I am a Che guy.

His Knicks are playing my Pacers right now. So it just kind of makes me, you know, maybe we're not going to see eye to eye on that. That could be one example of something we don't see eye to eye on. But there aren't a lot of other examples. Theoretically, if somebody did walk in here and say, hey, I once beat off on an airplane. I'm now part of the

Mile High Club. What would you say to that? I would wonder how old they are. You're just a kid, man. Yeah, it's a kid. Don't talk about that to me. It's some context. An adult. But it's a grown man now. I just, yeah. Did grow.

Yeah. Look at his face. Look at him. Look at his face. Look at him. Look at him. It's way more offensive if it were big-dicked Stephen Chay as he looks as he's in front of us right now. I don't even think that dick could jerk off in an airplane bathroom. Yeah. Couldn't fit.

He just had a tiny dick then. I think you might be jealous because you're not in the club. Yes. That's exactly what it is. Why are y'all trying to might be jealous because you're not in the club. Yes. That's exactly what it is. Why are y'all trying to make Stephen Chay the coolest motherfucker in the world now? I'm jerking off on a plane in June. You're making him this mythical character that has a huge dick now. With Big Cat.

Yeah. We're going to jerk off. Listen. Is it cool to be in the Mile High Club? Yes. Is Stephen Chay the only one in this room who's in the Mile High Club? Also yes. To the math not just the Mile

High Club the minor underage Mile High Club yes exclusive can I go look at the screen yes

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Wow. He's actually writing? A blog is being constructed with sentences, with words. There's a tweet that appears to be embedded. Oh. So mythos. Bad intel. Bad intel.

Although I will ask him after if he's ever had someone. Yeah. We have to see how cohesive the blog is too. Now, I mean, I'm not sure. It was better than I would have anticipated. Really? Well, he can know how to blog and also have. Yeah, that's right.

This was just a very simple test of, like, if he didn't even know how to get a blog up. It was open and shut case. So we've gotten through the first hurdle. Yeah, he is on the blog editing site, and he is doing the right thing. I thought the multi-factor authentication to get into the

back end would have fucked him up that would have got me yeah yeah that would have definitely that would have got me he's just so intense looking i saw an ai video of you talking college wrestling on the podcast i saw that too. What the hell? I got hyped for a second. What was that? Big news. Oklahoma State's coach? Yeah. Penn State golden boy. That's something I would have just said if they asked me to say it.

Yeah, you would have just talked about it. I would have just done a video being like big news. Y'all want to fill us in on the rest of it? What was the big news? Nah. You don't know. Penn State Olympic champion, Golden Boy, national champion. Just got the Oklahoma State job.

Yeah, huge news. Coaching job? Head coaching job. What's Golden Boy? Good. Just a lot like he's their star. I thought it was an award. Oh, no. Is Penn State upset like he's going to tell Oklahoma all our secrets? Or like, no, that's no. Is Penn State upset? Like he's going to tell Oklahoma all our secrets?

Or like, no, that's just the way it is. Well, Penn State has some secrets. Oh, good point. Brandon? Would you say it's sending shockwaves through the sport? It is. Oh, big time. Oh, it was big time shockwaves.

Yeah. Wow. It was, I had to sit down when I saw it. Wow. But you said it was an AI version of you, but now you're sitting there acting like you're an authority on this. Well, I saw the AI version, and then I looked up what I was being AI'd for.

So you learned from yourself what it is. Correct. Myself told me. It was big time news. That's crazy. Is it a dick move for me to enter the building through the side door? I do it every time. It's less doors. One door.

As opposed to three. I don't want the front desk guy to think like, oh, I'm avoiding you on purpose. You guys go to the side door? Sometimes. It's one door. I didn't know we had one. But it's more walking. It is more walking. A little bit. Yeah, but less doors. No, but there's a side door at the front door.

There's a side door at the front door. I don't have a key card yet. I've been emailing all the time. I don't have the app or there's a side door at the front door. There's a side door at the front door. I don't have a key card yet. I've been emailing all the time. I don't have the app or anything. We're talking about the side door. Oh, no, I'm talking about the side door right next to the front. Right. Yeah, but then you have to walk all the way around.

You have to walk the square. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I don't want to make him have to press the button. One door. But yeah, he probably thinks there's beef. I'll tell him. Tell him we're cool. What's his name?

Today's. This is a new one, right? Yeah. I don't know this one. I know his last name. This might be his first name. You know his last name. St. Valentine.

Oh. Yeah, it is. Okay. St. Valentine speaking of did you guys see Security Guy oh yeah oh we gotta play it what did he do

he did TikTok with his daughter oh that's great yeah I like Mike yeah he popped off he took over he took over the video yeah

pretty good yes oh good He took over the video. Pretty good. Oh, good. Look at the face. He kind of stole the show. He just wiggled. Had to jump on. This is the move right here.

And he has a loaded gun in his pocket. Oh, yeah. I love Mike. He's the best. He's no St. Valentine. No St. Valentine. We got four minutes. You got four minutes. Is it worse if he knows how to do it and still has other people do it?

Yeah. Yeah, good point. Oh, we got a confused look. I'm going to tell Nate right now to just push it through. Let's see. I wouldn't mind that being his office from now on, though. Something kind of artistic about it. There really is.

Are you saying that word right? No, I'm not. I knew it right away. Yeah, yeah. There really is. Are you saying that word right? No, I'm not. I knew it right away. Kate with her rhodicism. He is struggling. He's making the faces I would make When I'm cheating On a test

And like trying to convince A teacher that I'm not Not a bad point Yeah I wouldn't be shocked If Mincy had steam Come out of his ears When he had a spicy food

He's just been on vacation He got He got He was very nervous Yesterday when I saw him. I was like, how was your vacation? He was like, well, it wasn't vacation. I was like, how was your vacation? He was like, good.

I'm like, good. Good. I'm cool with you going anywhere. Just let's clarify what they are. Vacation is fine. Everyone deserves vacation. Everyone should get a little vacay brandon you you deserve a vacation yeah brandon when are you going on vacation

yep i would love to go you've been asking questions like you're trying to prepare one or what prepare a vacation yeah i i would like to go to hawaii this year oh um but i don't know i might i might just just go up to Lake Michigan or something for the summer. That's very similar. No, just something. That's what I told you. Travel to something like that I think would be perfect for you and your family. Why don't you surprise us?

Do something. Really nice? No, I don't mean for us. I just mean you go somewhere. You went to Bolivia. No one saw that coming. Well, I don't have a passport. Oh, that's right. That would be surprising.

My wife desperately wants to travel. That's all she wants to do. And you just won't get a passport? I just... I don't even know how to get started with a passport. I've never even considered getting a passport, but now I've got to take her to Spain and Italy. Yes, you do. You guys would love Bolivia. Get it together. Idaho. Wait, you've been to Bolivia to Spain and Italy. Yes, you do. You guys would love Bolivia. Get it together. Idaho.

Wait, you've been to Bolivia? No. The reputation precedes itself. They got great salt flats if you want to rip it. That's a crazy thing to say. Never been to Bolivia. Oh, no. I play that role all the time. Yeah, that's true.

If I were going to South America, I think I'd do Chile. Chile? He's a yes. I thought Argentina's got the beef. No, Chile. Chile's got beef. Isn't that the long, skinny one? Yeah.

Isn't it? They have dangerous airports? Is it hard to land a plane in Chile? I don't think so. Oh, that one crazy one? Oh, that's Nepal. Those are like islands. Oh, no.

The video of LATAM Airlines, like the nose of the plane getting ripped off of it. Not great. That's Chile's national airline. But that was a fluke. All right, so Chile's out. No, dude. Chile's a good call. Italy's probably first. Machu Picchu.

Australia, I've always wanted to go to. Do a new wonder of the world. What are the new wonders? Yeah, I've always wanted to go to. Petra. Petra, Chichen Itza. Is Chichen Itza's one of those? Let's get you a passport.

That's not ancient? How do you do it? You could just go to Lake Geneva. It is, but it's still up. Isn't there a Lake Geneva not ancient You could just go to Lake Geneva It's still up Isn't there a Lake Geneva in Italy? I have been to Lake Geneva Geneva, Switzerland

Lake Geneva No, it's Wisconsin I've been there I've been to Popeye's there 5 seconds 3, 2, 1 Start wrapping up I'm done I've been to Popeye's there. Good. Five seconds. Wow. Three, two, one. Start wrapping up.

I'm done. Oh, shit. Hell yeah, Mincy. All right. Did you submit it? I have not submitted it yet. I cannot. Submit it.

I tagged the act, too. Thank you. Oh, thanks. Good stuff. Mincy, I'm posting this sight unseen. That's good work. That's great TJ. Thank you. I don't even know. It looks real. It does. Should I be

nervous that I told Nate to post it sight unseen? No. I don't think Nate has the ability to do it sight unseen. We'll just take it down if it sucks. Yeah. I would control that. From the brief thing I saw, so I don't see him. We'll just take it down if this sucks. Yeah. I would control that. From the brief thing I saw, it's okay. It's solid.

He definitely didn't follow the rules of Getty Images. That, probably not. You're right. Yeah. But if he knows how to blog, he probably knows how to follow the rules. Yeah. Good point. Or you can compare it to the most recent one. I just think it was bad intel.

It's like Drake's kid. Well, we'll find out because we'll ask him the question after too. Dude, Puerto Rico, no passport. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to go. I don't know where I want to go. I just want to go on vacation.

Wisconsin Dells. I'd just settle for a week in go. I just want to go on vacation. Wisconsin Dells. I just settled for a week in Mississippi. This motherfucker gets to go every other goddamn week. Let me plan a vacation for you. Plan it. Yeah? Yeah. Deal.

Actually? Yeah. You'll go? I'll go wherever y'all want to send me. All right. Well, my family has to go, too. Sure. You're sending Tommy Walker as well.

Do you think he'd like Iran? He probably would. I think he'd like Iran? He probably would. I think he'd be fascinated. He'd climb the social ladder. I'll come with you, dude. Have you been to Iran? No. You've been to Iraq?

I have been to Iraq, yeah. Afghanistan? Not Iran, though. The visa's tricky. But with enough planning, we'd be able to do it for his whole family and me. Iran. The Walkers go to Iran. Has a ring to it.

No, what if we just went to a nice place with a beach and- North Korea. Great beaches in Iran. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, dude, the Persian Gulf in the summer is like a hot tub. Yeah. There you go, Brandon.

Look how long my arms look. Holy. All right, so where do you want to go? Why don't we just spin a globe? And we'll schedule it. It needs to be in the United States. So let's spin the country. Yeah, can we spin the country?

Wait, have you seen those things where everybody has a quick little PowerPoint about where their family should go on vacation? What if we each presented a vacation for Brandon and he had to pick? Yeah, we'll do all America. Guam. Oh, Guam. America. That's America. Yeah, we'll do all America. Guam. Oh, Guam. America. That's America.

Yeah, dude. We own Guam. All of it? Yeah. Every inch. Old damn thing. Good for us. Good for us.

Oh, yeah. Did a lot of bomb testing out there. Good, good. United States plus Hawaii and Alaska. And Guam. And Guam. Gotta throw in Guam. Gotta throw Guam in there. Alaska. And Guam. And Guam. Got to throw in Guam. Got to throw Guam in there.

Can't forget Guam. How about the U.S. Virgin Islands? Are those U.S.? Yeah. Brandon, I already got a plan for you, man. St. John. What's your suggestion? You're going to stay in the Hotel Del Coronado, San Diego.

San Diego. Yes. They did that in Baywatch. Okay. It's a little haunted. Is there a ghost in there? Yep. Yeah.

But it's right by the military base. You can see planes land real low. Tommy would love that. CJ in Baywatch saw that. Okay. Oh, that's a good one. And the a little haunted. Is there a ghost in there? Yep. Yeah. But it's right by the military base, so you can see planes land real low. Tommy would love that. CJ and Baywatch saw that. Okay. Oh, that's a good one. And the waves are calm. The waves are calm, but you could skimboard.

Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Is that a Baywatch quote? That is a Baywatch quote. That's the first lyric of the song. My favorite Baywatch quote is, damn, look at those big titties. Look at them titties. Pamela Anderson was at the Met last night. She looked phenomenal.

She was there? Amazing. Pull her up. She's still famous? She looked so good. Yes, she is. Yes, she is still famous. Did you watch the documentary?

Yes. It was great. This was all current famous people. How'd she get the invitation? She's not... The doc blew her up, and now she's like super hot right now because she's refusing to wear makeup,

and she's just like, I'm just going to eat. Yeah, that part of the doc I didn't like. She's having a renaissance. She's hot right now metaphor. Look at her. God damn. She's very gracefully. She's straight up hot.

I mean, she's so hot. Doesn't she have hepatitis? She doesn't. She's wearing it hotly. Still so hot. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that.

What was the theme of the- Well, we'll find out. Hepatitis. Sleeping beauty. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. What was the theme of the Met? Well, we'll find out. Hepatitis. Sleeping beauty. Yeah. I just did a quick once over on Mincy's blog. 426 words.

Guess how many are I? Oh. Well, let's read it. I don't think that many. Like seven. 17. You can't make the Met about you. Do you think he describes why he's writing the blog? Yes.

Because of the Met? That's probably half of it. All right. Last night's winner loses the Met about you. Do you think he describes why he's writing the blog? Yes. Because of the- That's probably half of it. All right. Last night's winner and losers of the Met Gala from a lifelong expert. I got asked to do a blog on winners and losers of the Met Gala during Barstool Yaki. Bartool. Bartool Yaki. You read it.

You read it, Brandon, because you have a Southern accent. I got to be honest. Do you want me to do it really Southern? Yeah, whatever. I got to be honest. I do not have a freaking clue about this event other than seeing chicks in the office tweet about it. It looks like a huge New York high society fundraiser with A-list celebrities everywhere. The theme was Garden of Time.

I did some research online and here is what I have so far. Winners. Actress Greta Lee. She won Best Dressed in Washington Post. This isn't really her opinion. Her dress is beautiful. It's Best Dressed in Washington Post. This isn't really his opinion. Her dress is beautiful. It's just the singer Tyla. I have no clue who the heck

she is, but she also won Best Dressed. She wore sand. Sensing a theme here, Washington Post might have been used. John Galliano. He dressed six guests, including Kim Kardashian, the actress Zendaya, and the rapper Bad Bunny, apparently. The hell if I know.

It's an embedded tweet. We have an embedded tweet here from Chicks in the Office. All right. We have a photo. Scroll down. Yep. Four, Sydney Sweeney. She has black hair now?

Yeah. I don't like that. What the fuck? That's bad. That's bad. She had body glitter. Apparently, she changed her hair as it is not blonde in this picture, but no one has been hotter than Sidney Sweeney lately.

And I cannot say I'm surprised she was showing off a low-cut dress. Okay. Number five, Nicole Kidman. This is the classiest way to be horny. Yeah. Nicole looks great in this long white gown. She is aging. Wait, can we go to the Washington Post winners and losers? There's also a lot of black in that white gown. She's aging. Wait, can we go to the Washington Post winners and losers?

There's also a lot of black in that white gown. Losers. Animals. Animals? Apparently, they are usually involved in the Met Gala, but there were none to be found. What does that mean? Wait, what does that mean?

When have animals been involved in the Met Gala? Now he's right. But like how? All right. Number two, Sierra Mist. Look at this. They got dropped by Pepsi earlier as their official soda. I am lost as to how this relates to the Met Gala? Question mark. Number two, Sierra Mist. Look at this. They got dropped by Pepsi earlier as their official soda. I am lost as to how this relates to the Met Gala?

Question mark, question mark, question mark. But that cannot be good for them. Starry replaced them as they were unable to gain market share. Okay. As their official soda? Is that the first time he's ever used the phrase market share, you think? Yeah. Three, Chris Hemsworth.

He was one of the hosts of the event, but his suit did not meet the Garden of Time theme and people were disappointed. Okay. Matt Damon. Matt wore a plain black tux, which had nothing to do with the theme. Number five, Kylie Jenner. She was labeled as the goddess of disappointment after her outfit did not inspire people. Number six.

Oh, here we go. We're getting political. All the people who had to deal with protesters on the streets of NYC. There was a 1,000-person Palestinian protest deal with protesters on the streets of NYC. There was a 1,000 person Palestinian protest near the event in the streets of New York. It does not look like they affected the actual event at least. I still cannot say

I know what the hell I'm writing about, but at least I broadened my horizons checking out the fashion at the Met Gala. There were a lot of beautiful looking celebrities and it looks like the event raised a ton of dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign. I am not much of a high society celebrity fan, but broaden your horizons. Broaden, capitalize, your capitalize horizons.

Okay. That was pretty good. That received an unfrosted 9.2 out of 10. That was absolutely fine, yeah. That was good. All right, Mincy, come back in here. That was good. You can just come on in.

Crushed it. See how easy that is, too? All right, Mincy. Is he going to walk to the mic or not? No, just don't say it. There we go Alright so Mincy Your blog

Good Better than we expected What do they say in life Outperforming expectations is the key When expectations are low That's not Cormac McCarthy Did you use Did you read any articles to get your So it's probably just a Cormac McCarthy.

Did you read any articles to get your knowledge up? I did read that Washington Post article for some. I knew it. Can we look up the Washington Post article? I Googled Met Gala winners and losers, and I found a Yahoo article about the losers, and then I went through all the chicks in the office tweets with pics. Okay, good job. I thought to incorporate that for the embedding tweets with pics. Okay. Good job. I thought to incorporate that because, yeah, for the embedding tweets.

It was a surprisingly good blog. Thank you. We have 420-something words. Yeah. Yeah, TJ, can we see the sources real quick? Was there anything pulled directly from it? I mean, the winners, the Washington Post thing, directly from it? The winners, the Washington Post thing,

I definitely said whoever they said was best dressed. Yeah, yeah. Did you learn something? What about Tyla? Best Met Gala look. There she is in sand. Okay. Oh, that's what that was? Mm-hmm.

All right. Here are some Post favorite looks. Rebecca Ferguson. Tyla. there we go okay skipped over taylor russell greta lee greta lee was number one will welch that's a nice suit cool uh you didn't use any of these people nicole kidman well that's oh there it is nice the white town that's beautiful bad pony bad pony co-chair all right good job mincy um so mincy i i was doing this experiment one because i wanted to see you just blog so show you how easy it is very easy to blog too um have you at any point in the past in your career barcelona used a ghostwriter never never never never once never i love that i've when i can't say i've

been the most consistent blogger but every time i've written a blog it's been you yeah it's been me fucking love it yeah all right myth butts Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to keep submitting. You know, for the work reports, keep submitting three a day. Love it. Yeah. That was great. That was great. And then I've got a big meeting with Corey to learn how to edit tomorrow, so that's going

to be great. That's going to be something. All right. Last thing we need to do is dizzy bat. Okay. Welcome back, Mincy. Thank you. Thank you, Big Cat.

Yes. Welcome back. Good to have you back, Mincy. Thank you. Thank you, Big Cat. Yes, welcome back. Good to have you back, Mincy. When's the next vacation? We're going to be kicking it around here for a while. I can tell I kind of annoyed you on this one last week. No, I'm not annoyed. It's more like when you do vacation, just say it's a vacation.

I thought, okay, I think I, I mean, the lines are always blurred in my crazy brain. True. But, I don't know. At least we some some big clicks so it's true we did get some big clicks we got some big clicks so at least we did something i do have a question the next thing i was looking at i was gonna i'm just gonna come to you and hank for now on i don't want that you don't want that maybe i'm maybe i'm gonna go back to do whatever you want don't ask me to dance. This is the Mincy conundrum.

Where it's like, if I want to have him not take constant vacations, he's going to then ask me. Well, he said he was sticking around for a while, but what were you going to ask Mincy? The next thing that was on my radar, because I've had the Vandy Whistler blowups at the SEC tournament the last two years in baseball. Yeah, you killed the guy. One of them's dead, yeah.

It wasn't me me one of them died though when is it one so it's in two weeks but my question no but my question is i want to take wake up mitzi and do it on the tailgate out and left field before the nine o'clock yes do it so do it do it and i'll pay for it i've got places you paid for the this last year yeah yeah you know you me you and me had to talk when i came up here yeah this summer and you said you can still travel but you got to pay for it yes and i said and i took that as okay yes yes i probably went a little liberal with it last week well it was all right so the reason why last week annoyed me a little was uh you'd done wake

up mincy for like four four weeks in a row, five weeks in a row, and then you're like, I'm just not going to do it. And then also I heard a story about maybe scheduling of the dozen where you had everyone scheduled a specific time and then you didn't show up because you were on an airplane. Yeah, my flight got delayed. I told Jeff that my flight would land an hour and a half before

and then freaking weather, they rerouted it. Got it. Because that's the only part that bothers me when you affect other people. Yeah, no, I get that. But I had planned on, I was supposed to land an hour and a half earlier and the weather.

All right, so you know what? I just do you. Sure. Yes. And remind me, if I get annoyed, remind me I said this. Okay, but keep blogging more and learn the editing. Blogging more. Learn the editing. Blogging more. Learn the editing to get more content.

Wake Up Mincy can happen wherever you are. Okay. I don't know if I'm authorized to do this, but I think you should go viral more too. Also that. Like pepper in a little more viral stuff. I feel like that's not the problem. No, I mean you've been doing great.

I feel like that's not the problem. I always feel like I... Do more though. Because that's your best stuff. Your best stuff is like the viral stuff. It's organic. Whatever else. So just do the more viral stuff.

Maybe we come up with a – And I think it's not a problem. Maybe we come up with a Mincy algorithm that like every video he gets that's over a million views, he gets another day that he can stay on the road. Yeah. That is where you're awesome at, Mincy. So you just keep going viral. The big cat can't say anything.

I can't say anything. Yeah. Did the Kim Mulkey pic count as viral? Yeah, that was viral. Viral. Okay. I think you had two virals. Fucking viral.

Two virals for five days. So we got to up that where it's got to be five virals for five days. Okay. Yeah. But what's in it for Mincy? True. Good point. That's a good point.

What if he gets five virals in a row he gets that bonus day yeah bonus five days in a row i also want to bring up feel a little heated this poker table and been final tabling some stuff lately so yeah yeah we gotta figure that out we do i'm telling you i'm feeling feeling a little hot yeah mincy's one all right all right coach you the dizzy bat mincy's one of those guys that like what, if he stayed away, I would stay mad. But then once he comes back, I no longer can be mad. Yeah. Because you just see him, and you're just like, okay.

That's fine. It is what it is. And the one thing I don't want is him coming to me to clear every trip he takes. So we're back to just whatever you want to do. With the viral stipulation. Yeah, you got to keep going viral. It was the smallest dog house of all time. Brandon.

Brandon beside himself. I need the viral trip. Yeah, no. He can stay gone as long as he stays viral. The minute he has a day he doesn't go viral, he has to come back. Fly back That day The whole thing resets It's a conundrum because the second he tries

What if he just hits the slip? Viral Then he packs his bags and gets the fuck out of here Wait if he went viral today, he gets to leave. Yeah. He's got to go viral. Three, two, one, go. Put your head down.

Put your head down. Watching a seizure. This is like watching somebody move in a strobe light. Uh-oh, I'm looking away. I can't look. How much longer? One. Go.

Go. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. Oh my god. Viral. Yes. Viral. Viral. God He pulls me back in he beats is in it all right pack your suitcase your suitcase Yeah, you got it. You got it travel now. You get it you get a day if that goes viral my contract is up and i'm leaving well you want to do a viral deal with me leaving awesome for saturday night i'm doing my bet okay yeah i'm running in the inaugural running music fest in chicago called the night nation run it's a 5k with djs and music fest i'm out of soldier field

i love it like glow sticks and stuff so i've got to figure out how i can wear like a gopro you love it one of the ringer and mincy we got a deal now you go you go away doesn't count weekends weekends are yours on three you got to stay viral every day you stay viral you can stay away i'll see y'all all right deal all right fucking great deal there's a great mincy but like if you don't go viral you gotta come right back midnight you gotta come right back fuck all y'all if i go viral obviously blog come right back If I go viral I'll obviously blog it Yeah right What constitutes as viral? A million

Alright I gotta find this whistler Yeah you do Alright You just basically have to videotape everything you do Cause something will It's you Right Alright this is good Cause now it's not like him just going away Because something will. It's you. Right. It's always an accident. Right. And so you got the.

All right. This is good. Because now it's not like him just going away and just doing one thing and then staying away for seven days. He's got to keep going viral. Yeah. I love this plan. I mean, it's 10 p.m.

Mincy hasn't gone viral yet. He's got to tweet me. He's got to tweet me. In case of emergency. All eyes are on Mincy at that point. I mean, we're all locked in. It's the best idea yet. Oh, man.

Andy, did he just made the layout? Yes. Yeah. Oh. Phone. Phone. Legend. Legend. Yep.

There he goes. The viral man. Just numbies. That's all he's got to be thinking. Just mincy with the numbers just floating around. The rain man. Yeah. Like, I got to go viral.

Brandon. Brandon, if you go viral. Brandon. It's only a couple. Brandon, if you go viral, maybe, you know what? You could go on a vacation. You could maybe tweet one of your, like, oh, here are the five worst sports movies. I got here at 545 this morning. Yeah? You need to do a consistent morning daily thing.

Yeah, did that go viral? Oh, well, then you shouldn't have. Less time driving, more time going viral. It did. Brandon, if you had one day to go viral, what would you do? Go find Kim Mulkey without makeup. That's a good one. So, Hawaii, you think? think san diego uh shorter flight what i don't think san diego why is a long flight that's a long my youngest my youngest kid's eight he can handle it but that's

no i i'm not talking about your kids i'm talking about that's millions of views you got to get to accrue that i feel like i've five years i've accrued a couple days it's kind of views. You've got to get to accrue that. I feel like I've got five years. I've accrued a couple days. It's kind of a what have you done for me lately league. It's a recency bias. It's a daily viral check-in. It's the magic of this company. It's a clean slate every morning. You were out there when we talked.

Yeah, no, I heard. He said he would check with me so you said if he just keeps doing these 30 second twitter videos he can just stay on the road they have to go viral yeah but the the the mincey put the scariest thing in front of me by saying i'll check with you first before i do something and i don't want that. No, I think he needs to do that more. There needs to be more regulation. What he needs is structure. He needs a boss that he can talk to all the time.

The checks and balances are what I'm trying to avoid. He might make me retire if he had to check in every day. I'm done with this life. Can't do it anymore. Are you going to confront the person you got intel from? Yeah let's talk about the bad intel

No I'm not going to confront that person Are they in these walls? Sometimes I'll tell you guys I can tell you guys after Playing it back in my head The intel probably Probably was Not the most trustworthy.

Still was very funny, though, to just hear that. That Mintzy could potentially have ghostwriters. It was a funny thought. You perked up when I told you. It was a very funny thought. Because the fact that he's on his phone all the time is where I was like, this could potentially be true. New challenge.

Write a blog as Mintzy. oh be his ghost writer whoa i i i yeah i did this i did that all right it's okay brandon i didn't say anything was wrong you threw the bat and discussed then he hit the fucking layup yeah yeah that was it's true he probably got straightened out there yeah yeah first time he ever saw he spun hard too oh yeah dude he does everything 110 that's what he does except work sounding like a hater you brandon's that was like the greatest four days of brandon's career here where i like momentarily didn't like mincey yeah he was so happy when i got hired man so happy that i had just like seen the light and he's like everything's gonna change now big cat no longer likes mincey he's gonna start cracking the whip and then all it, everything's going to change now. Big Cat no longer likes Mincy. He's going to start cracking the whip. Then all it took was for him to show back up and I was like, I love this guy. Brandon, you shouldn't hate Mincy.

When I got hired, I said, you know what? I'm going to go to New York and I'm going to fight in the face of this southern stereotype where we're all fat and lazy and stupid and can't do anything. Then I was knocking it out of the park and then Dave then dave hired ben mentz and he made it his entire goddamn life and y'all think it's so fucking adorable it's funny it's funny yeah he's really funny he's naturally really funny he's just kind of got that it yeah yeah he's got he's got a net if you keep working if you keep getting up at 5 30 in the the morning, you'll find it. You can get there, Brandon.

That's what I was going to say. You shouldn't hate him. You should use that as motivation. You think I'll have to move to LA to work? You can get on his level at some point. Oh, yeah, probably. What did you say? When I do go to the ringer.

Will I have to move to LA? Will I get to talk to Simmons? Mincy was the ringer for a while. Acting stint. You'll love it there, man. I'll put in a good word. I think I'll do good. I would love to be able to somehow have Mincy go work at other media companies for a week just to see what they do.

Mincy on first. You keep saying that word. What? Work? Yeah. Oh. Mincey debating with Greeny. She has no idea what they're talking about.

Oh, man. Guy tickles me. You have to admit it, Brandon. There's a Genesee Claw. Yeah. For sure. He's got that something. quoi. He's got that something. Yeah, certainly. Let's do something else.

TJ, did Billy make an announcement? Uh-oh. Well, no. First off, I would like to thank anyone who donated to the campaign, bought any merchandise, volunteered on the campaign trail, or signed a petition. It was a long road from collecting signatures in the rain to navigating the national media

and not battling my opponents in the voting booth but the courtroom. Unfortunately, we had to suspend the campaign. We took on a system built for non-incumbents and outsiders to fail. Our grassroots campaign simply did not have the time or resources to take on the entrenched establishment with unlimited firepower. That said, I didn't lose shit. I simply did not make weight for the fight. And though I will not be getting into the lane or on the ballot box, I will still continue

to fight for the exact issues that brought me to start this campaign. I will continue to oppose politicians that use the federal government as their own money laundering scheme. I will continue to oppose the national debt that's rising and going to impact the next generation. I will continue to fight the housing crisis that's impacting even people running for Congress and having to run out of their parents' basement. Look, guys can't buy houses. This won't be the last time you see me fight the machine. I now know how it works, and next time I'll have the time to beat it. If you'd like to hear the specifics why we had to suspend

the campaign, stuff we couldn't talk about before while we were in a legal battle, I have my campaign strategist on episode three of Audio Crack, my new podcast. Zach Worrell, my campaign strategist, will be joining us. And that is Audio Crack on all platforms, spelled audio regularly, C-R-A-I-C, Audio Crack, both on Spotify, Apple Music, Apple Podcast. And it'll probably be in a link connected to this tweet, Instagram or blog. Thank you so much for following through the campaign and I hope you enjoy some of my new projects. My sweatshirt came in this morning.

Yeah. Well, for one I'm shocked. Didn't see that coming. He didn't lose. He will continue to oppose the national debt. Thank you, Billy. So where did that, where's the money go was there money i think i bought a sweatshirt for 50 bucks donated yeah so much money also equipment for audio crack so he just got he he's off macrodosing as of last week

which would you think would open up his schedule but now he doesn't have time huh yeah i think he's gonna put the money towards the national debt he'll just send it in which you'd think would open up his schedule, but now he doesn't have time? Huh. You think he's going to put the money towards a national debt? He'll just send it in? Yeah, he should. He'll pave this down a little bit? Yeah, it's like when, I don't know if you guys are dating me, but my grandmother on my birthday used to send me an actual check for $10.

Oh, yeah. Just be like, here you go. Here you go, national debt. Here's a check for $1,000. He walks to Capitol Hill, slaps it on the table. Make sure it goes towards the principal. Let's get a little step in the right direction. Pay this down.

Okay, so Billy's out. I never saw that coming. He didn't lose. He didn't make weight. But he just didn't make weight, which Billy's out. I never saw that coming. He didn't lose. He didn't make weight. But he just didn't make weight, which is a win, right? Of course, yeah. No, it's not. I didn't lose.

Don't let them put in the newspaper I lost. He never got to compete. Well, he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man. But it was a hell of a month and a half. Yeah, it was fun.

Did I get played? I think so. Oh, no. I mean, I... A better sweatshirt now. Yeah, it is a better sweatshirt now. Yeah, true. I played it correctly. I said I was waiting until he got a little further to donate,

and now we're here so what do we do did he not endorse any you should endorse jim toes yeah that's true oh yeah that's probably next step where jim toes to spend the campaign then you give your endorsement jim toes was tweeting about you gotta let the candidates come to you and ask for the endorsement got it yeah your sweatshirt stays funny now nick yeah there was a there was a chance it could have become horrifying it's like when we stole Make America Great Again hats. We did. I can't believe that.

That's when it was funny. He sold a lot of them, too. This could have become horrifying. This is the best case. I'll wear it tomorrow because I was afraid. Now it'll just always be funny yeah he didn't last long enough for the uh trump endorsement either i would welcome that next time around i feel like this ain't the last time he's he's got a career in in political punditry yeah like that's kind

of like all you have to do is he was a candidate it's like a guy coaching like one year and then he gets called coach for the rest of his life he's like he yeah i was like go on news max they'll be like former candidate congressional candidate he's always in the race he's in yeah he's a politician that's all he is a politician he's a full politician damn oh man a full politician now. Damn. Oh, man. I hope he made so much money off this. That'd be so funny. He was just waiting for the check to clear. He's like, all right, I'm out.

Yeah. It's not OnlyFans anymore. Barstow employees are going to be running for office. Yeah. Jeez. Never saw that coming. What other ads we got? Brandon, you want to do the farmer's dog?

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Good read. Thank you very much. It felt good. It felt pure. It was from my heart. You a Shrek guy? I am a Shrek guy. I love Shrek.

Love Shrek 2. You like Shrek 2 more than Shrek 1? I like them both equally. Wow. It's Shrek the Third and Shrek Forever After where I fall apart, but I do like Shrek 2. I think Shrek 2 has the funnier scenes. Shrek 1, overall, the better movie. Okay.

Do the gingerbread man voice. I cannot think of it. I can't think of what he says. Not my gumdrop buttons. I love that. Yeah, that's what I want. Couldn't think of what he said. Didn't he get waterboarded?

He got milked. He got milked. He got milked. But in the second one, when they do the cops thing with knights chasing after white broncos. That's very funny. And then when Pinocchio turns into a real boy for a second, that's very funny. But in the first one, when they do the Welcome to Duloc song, that's awesome. Yeah, because you think they're going to say ass. Ass.

But they don't. They say face. Yeah. Yeah. Good movies, Shrek. The quality of animated movies in this century has been outstanding. Really outstanding. Shrek hasn't aged well.

I think it's aged wonderfully. You think it's aged poorly? I think it looks a little raw. Well, it's a 24-year-old technology. Sure, of course. Yeah. I think it looks pretty wonderfully. You think it's aged poorly? I think it looks a little raw. Well, it's a 24-year-old technology. Sure, of course. Yeah. I think it looks pretty good. Watch it again.

Have you seen Toy Story recently? I haven't. I was never a big Toy Story guy, though. Andy looks goofy as hell. Andy does? Sid was always terrifying to look at. Yeah. I never liked Sid.

But the new ones, again, I'm so lucky to have kids in the time of Frozen and Moana and on and on and on. Moana's amazing. Yeah. They got more Toy Stories coming? I think they do have one coming. There's a ton of them now, isn't there? There's like five or six of them. There's four now with five coming, I believe.

Five's coming? I think five's coming. And they're all good, right? Yeah. Yeah, but three was like the perfect ending and then they said, fuck it, we're going to do four. Right. But when we were kids, the- They made a second Inside Out?

Fuck that noise. Oh, wow. The Aladdin 2 and 3 and 4 were all terrible. Those were straight to VHS. Yeah, yeah. That was Jafar's- Jafar's Return of Jafar, yeah. The Thousand Nights or whatever were all garbage. Did y'all watch the live action Aladdin with Will Smith? No Jafar, yeah. The Thousand Knights or whatever are all garbage.

Did y'all watch the live action Aladdin with Will Smith? No. Oh, boy. Yeah, rough. Was it? Rough, yeah. Steven probably liked it, but it was rough. All right.

Lion King 1 1⁄2, surprisingly funny. Never saw it. There was a Lion King 1 1⁄2? Yeah, I believe it was happening the same time as lion king but it was what timon and pumbaa were up to oh those motherfuckers we should remake lion king timon and pumbaa well the incian spider there's an animated scene right now there's an animated one called is it simba an animated one called, is it Simba's Pride? Is it gay?

No, it's not very good. Pride Rock, something. I don't know. I don't know what it's called, but it's not very good. Simba's Pride Parade. It's been in the last 10 years. Probably, dude. So I could go to San Diego. I go to San Diego.

Again, Hawaii's the leader in the clubhouse. If y'all talk me out of going to Hawaii. Because here's the thing. Tommy Walker, his favorite thing in life is beach. Oceans and beach. That's what he loves. Ideally, we would live by one, but we can't. So I want to give that to him.

Dude, Myrtle Beach. No. No. I don't want to be like that guy go to the beach that uh that prescott got beat up at panama city that's panama city that's that's falling on hard times it's more 30a now 30a is where it's at yeah why don't you just go back to the gulf i would go to the gulf i'd go to destin or sandestin or 30a but i i oh i think i'm going to 30a. Oh, here we go. Yeah, it's kind of... What about Biloxi?

That's every country. I thought we were doing states. I can't go out without a passport. All right, let's do all the states. Let's do all the states. I think I'm going to 30A. Here's all the states. Are you going to like watercolor and all that down there?

Rosemary? Yeah, yeah, Rosemary Beach. So beautiful. Yeah, I'm doing that in June for three days. That's going to be wonderful. White, white sandy beaches and crystal clear water. Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of... Southern architecture. A bunch of trash from the south. That's going to be wonderful. White, sandy beaches and crystal clear water. Yeah. Yeah.

Southern architecture. Bunch of trash from the south. I'm excited. It's cool. We have a- I mean, it's against my will. I didn't want to go on vacation. I'm sorry, man.

Yeah, no. My wife was like, we're going here. I was like, what? For just three days? It's tough. Tuesday to Saturday. You're flying? Yeah.

What? It's just a tough place to fly to. I think you gotta fly to Pensacola and drive a couple hours, maybe? Oh, yeah. Wow. That look was awesome. I want to be able to do that one day. Damn.

Damn. Oh, shit. That was so cool. You know what? He said he has an airplane. I'm fucking leaving. Whoa. Isn't there a Panama City airport?

I didn't mean to do that, Brandon. How good did that feel, though? That felt good. I mean, you're telling me how hard it is to get there. It's actually remarkably easy. That's a culmination of a lot of years of hard work. That's the end goal right there. Yeah, that was right there, that moment.

I've never made that face before. That's a really hard place. And you never will. None of us lot of years of hard work. That's the end goal right there. Yeah, that was right there, that moment. I've never made that face before. That's a really hard face. And you never will. None of us will. None of us will. It was a frown, smile, nod. Come on, man. Just waiting for me to catch up a little bit.

It's not that hard. I think maybe 15 minutes from where I'm standing. That does make the three days make a little more sense because you're just going to go right there. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I hate it. San Diego, the water is a little cold sometimes.

That's what I've heard the Pacific is cold. How would you know the water in California? It comes up from the Arctic. It comes right up from the Arctic. That doesn't make sense. Straight shot north. Comes down from, yeah, and the Atlantic

it comes up from the equator. So we gotta spin the wheel for states. That's true. You didn't know that? I knew the Pacific was cold. The Pacific's cold because the water comes from up north. Are we locking this in? You get three. Three to choose from?

Oh, Alabama. Hey, there we go. Oh, good. Damn it. Why don't I go to Alabama? That's great. I am a... I want to go to Alabama.

Mobile. Okay. All right, I can go to Orange Beach. You'll love it. You ever been? Yeah, many... Alabama? Yeah.

Did you live near there? Dolphin Island. My mom is from... My people are from Alabama. You'll love Alabama, dude. My Uncle Doug's from Alabama. He lives in Baltimore right now. If you need some recommendations,

I've been a couple times. I can. I've been to Orange Beach. I almost got in a fight there right when I got hired at Barstool. Oh, yeah. That's right. Why?

Guy was mean to my kid on the beach. Oh, shit. I threatened to burn down his whole fucking house. Damn. And his hometown. I don't know why I said his hometown. You were going to huff and puff.

That's when I thought you were a real hothead. I was. He treated my kid poorly on the beach. People get on the beach and they think they can just do whatever. What's the second state? That's a healthy spin.

Oh, damn. Boise. Yeah, Boise bound. That's a healthy spin. Oh. Oh, damn. Boise. Yeah, Boise bound. All right. They got hot springs, militias. Alabama. They have hot springs in Idaho?

Oh, yeah. Idaho has some real cool shit, actually. Idaho's awesome. The home of Frank Fleming. They got the big Yosemite. You can go tubing right through the middle of Boise. No, they don't. Yellowstone.

They're still clear. Yellowstone, that's what I meant. Jellystone. Yeah, yeah, Yellowstone. Yellowstone's in Wyoming. It's in Idaho as well. And Idaho. It goes far.

Yosemite's in California. I meant Yellowstone. Okay. Okay, don't. You didn't think Yellowstone was in Idaho. I don't think it's barely in Idaho if it is in Idaho. It's barely in there. No, there's some good lakes. You could get some

beach time in there. It would be nice. Idaho is actually beautiful. I'm sure it is. Big Sky Country, I'd love to... That's Montana. The entire region is the Sun Valley. I'll go to Pocatello. No, I'm not going to... What? No! Okay, Alabama, Idaho.

Are we doing three? Yes. You don't like the first two. It means it's this one. Yep. It's going to have to be this one. I'm not going to lock in. Dolphin Island, Alabama is a top tier beach. Is it really or are you joking? Connecticut! That's the worst state imaginable.

That's the worst one you've ever been to. Long Island Sound. It's all a fucking parking lot. Good pizza. It's fine. A lot of jellyfish though in the Long Island Sound. Your wife all a fucking parking lot. Good pizza. Good pizza. Yep. Really good pizza. It's fine. Their beaches are pretty good. A lot of jellyfish, though, in the Long Island Sound. Your wife's going to be excited. Wait until the winter and go to a basketball game.

Yeah. It'll be fun. Like, go to Yukon. You want me to take my vacation in Big East in January? They won two national championships in a row, Brandon. Wait until, like, Xavier's coming. No sun. Xavier coming to town.

Yeah, dude. Big game. I'm going to motherfucking Hawaii. Sick. Hartford Civic Center. All right. I'll make it. Home of WrestleMania. Brandon, dude. Big game. I'm going to motherfucking Hawaii. Sick. Hartford Civic Center. All right, I'll make it. Home of WrestleMania. Brandon, how about we make a deal?

You can go to Hawaii, but you got to get in the first 15 spins. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Sweeten the pot. Sweeten the pot. Come back. Yeah, don't be. $2,000. If I hit Hawaii, you have to give me $2,000.

No. But if you don't, he gets to pick the state you go to. $15 you want to get? All right. I'm going to sweeten the pot. I'll give you $2,000. No, I don't want you to. No, no, no.

He gets to pick the state. If you don't land, it doesn't land. All right. I get 15 tries at Hawaii, and if I don't get Hawaii, you pick the state. doesn't land all right he gets i get 15 tries in hawaii and if i don't get hawaii you pick the state out of the 15 and if you do get hawaii he gives you two thousand dollars to spend no no here's what we'll do here's what we'll do you get 15 tries yeah if you don't get hawaii i get to pick the state if you get hawaii in the first 15 i will pay for the nicest dinner in hawai Love this. Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah.

Let's go. Yeah. So we're three down. We're three down. Uh-huh. Twelve to go. The stats are not on your side. Three down.

It's only a 30% chance, correct? No, no. Wait. Let's let him reset. I'll let you reset. I'll let you reset. Do the states leave the wheel? Do they come off?

Yeah. The states leave because we've got to make a list of them. Okay. Yeah. So your odds will get better. All right. All right. And then are you picking from the states that were hit?

Yeah, the 15 states that are hit. I get to pick whichever state. And the specific location? We build the itinerary on the yak. Yes. All states are active, right? Keep in mind, my family's going. They don't have to if it's not Hawaii.

No, they have to. One kid. Yeah. You and one kid. And a cat, they have to. One kid. You and one kid. And a cat. You have to bring a cat. Tommy's allergic to cats. Okay, here's the deal.

You either have to bring your entire family or you have to bring both birds. Imagine him having to go to fucking Arkansas with two birds. I'm checking into a hotel. Them birds are tired of our shit. Oh, man. All right, Brandon.

15 tries. 15 tries. I'm rooting for you, brother. I am too. I want you to go to Mama's. Yeah. Fish, that place is incredible. And we'll run up the tab.

I'll probably take her. We'll run up the tab. Okay. Oh, man. A lot of states. I'm going to give you one other wrinkle. Why are we doing another? It's actually a flat jealous.

I'm going to give you one other wrinkle. Now? Yeah. You get one chance in the 15 spins to say this is the Hawaii spin. And if you get that right, I'll pay first class tickets for you and your wife. But I need something in return. That is? When we say that if we pick the state and we pick the itinerary,

you have to do the exact itinerary that we pick. If I get two days free. Okay, deal. So two days for us. Well, I will say, you know what? Two days for us. You get two days. We get two days.

I get the rest of it. We get two days of itinerary. Yeah. So you get one. This is the Hawaii spin. Okay. All right. And if you get it, it's first class tickets for you and your wife.

Okay. All right. Okay. This is exciting. I have chills. When are you going to use your Hawaii spin? Statistically, at the end. Yeah.

Yeah. But it would suck, though, if you got Hawaii without the Hawaii. So, right. The more spins, the more odds it is. So, maybe right now. Yeah, do it. Spin now. Oh, this is a Hawaii spin.

No, no, no. It's not a Hawaii spin. No, no, no. Just spin. Okay. We, no. It's not a wise spin. It's a spin. Okay. We got Wyoming on the board. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Georgia. Yeah, you love the Bulldogs. Savannah. That's good to have a rush. Holy fuck, that was exciting. I love this game. It's the best game ever. Who wants to go on vacation next?

Oh my god. We do have the week of 4th of July off. Alan's coming. Alright. Tybee Island, that's fun. Not really. No.

It was all right. No. St. Simon's Island would be the choice there. Okay. Okay. Right on it right now. That's been it. Yeah, that's not.

I'll never touch it again. I think you'll get it. This one won't be close. This one won't be close. This one won't be close. Ooh. We just got back. Look at you. You've got to be rooting for good states, too, because I get to pick.

Georgia, Wyoming, Nevada. Grand Canyon, tough for us. Just promise me it won't be Nevada. I can't promise anything. I will be talking to my colleagues here. We'll decide as a group. Are you picking of the 15? Yeah, well, we are picking.

Yeah, we are picking. Or Brandon's going to Hawaii. Or Brandon's going to Hawaii. All right. Spin. Oh, I thought you wanted to do it. You wanted to pick your Hawaii spin. Oh, no way.

Damn it. He's got Idaho. God damn it. Oh, no way. Damn it. He's got Idaho. God damn it. Oh, man. That was... Damn it. You're right there.

You're right there, Brandon. I got 11 more. We're good. You're good. You're so good. You got this. We're all around. You got this. Focus.

You're pin-seeking it. Brandon, focus. You're good. You're so good. You got this. We're all around. You got this. Focus. You're in seeking it. Focus. You gotta focus. It's just a wheel. Focus. This is a throwaway spin. You're not going to get close. Okay. Because you're right next to it. I'm not going to get close. You never know. Wait, does that land on Illinois? No. Oh, what does it land on?

Idaho. It's Wyoming, Nevada, Idaho, and Georgia. Wyoming, Georgia, Nevada, Idaho, and Georgia. Wyoming, Georgia, Nevada, Idaho. What is your worst case? Not bad. All good. What is your worst case scenario?

Nevada, probably. I have a worst case for you. Lake Tahoe is beautiful, Bruce. Oh, I have a worst case. What do you think it is? I think if we made him go to Iowa. No, I think Illinois. Iowa?

Yeah. He hates Iowa. And it's just nothing vacation-wise. He just drives there, yeah. Does he have to stay in that state for the duration? Or, like, if he gets Jersey, can he go to New York City? No, he's got to stay in it for the duration. So if he gets Jersey, he would not be able to go to New York City?

Correct, but he'd go to the Jersey Shore. Okay, that'd be fine. Iowa might be the least. He could go to the Jersey Shore. He would have to spend two days at Frank Fleming's house. Titus, what did you think about that question? Great question, Steven. Very useful question.

I think we all had that question. We were all wondering what the fucking point of the state wheel was. He only has to land there. Yeah, great question, Steven. Thank you, Mark. Yeah. Good job, Mark. I went to Illinois

and then his itinerary has just come back to work. Oh, fuck. Okay. This is a throwaway. I wouldn't use it here. I've got it. Yeah.

Do you know when you're doing it? No. It's going to be feel. It's going to be gut. It's going to be gut. I like that. Spin it. Come on. Not Arkansas.

Oh, Arkansas. Down there. Not Arkansas. Some good states, Brandon. A lot of caves. Spin it. That's caves. Spin it. That's fun. Spin it.

Nope, not even close. See? Dollywood? These are great. That's actually a beautiful state. You are on record as saying all 50 states are tied for number one. All 50 states are tied for number one. Yeah. I don't believe in bad states because people get the wrong idea.

I wonder why you came up with that. Because you pieces of shit judged my state without having ever gone there. I've been. I've driven through. You have not. Yes, I have. Driving through isn't going to a state. I drove all the way through.

Did you spend the night? We were in an RV, so I might have spent the night. No, no, no, no, no. That doesn't. You We were in the RV, so I might have spent the night. No, no, no, no, no. That doesn't – you were in the RV. Yeah, I might have spent the night. That counts. All right. Spend it.

I almost pulled Hawaii there. Ooh, look at that. Oh, Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Alabama needs to be helpful here. All right. I could be there in needs to be helpful. All right. I could be there in two and a half minutes. Right.

Perfect. Beautiful. And every time I bring you Spotted Cow, you just let it rot in your office. It's sitting in my fridge, rotting there. I don't really drink. Hawaii spin. Whoa. Hawaii spin.

For two first class tickets. Hawaii spin. I want this so bad. Hawaii spin. Whoa! Hawaii spin. For two first-class tickets. Hawaii spin. I want this so bad. No, there's no way. I kind of am rooting for him. Who are you going to take with that second ticket? Not the Hawaii spin. Whoa! He's backed off the Hawaii spin.

All right, that was smart. He's backed off the Hawaii spin. I think, Brandon, I do think that's the right call. Yeah. I think it's not hitting me. I got too excited. I got too excited. Julio, you good?

Oh. Julio! All right. He Yeah. I think it's not hitting. I got too excited. I got too excited. Julio, you good? Oh. Julio. All right. He's going Kevin McAllister on us. All right. Not the Hawaii spin. Just spin it. Brandon, trust your gut, man.

Nope. Shut the fuck up. Oh, Mookie. This is going to be bad for Mookie. All right. Good no spin. Good job, Brandon. Good no spin.

Oh, Missouri. Yikes. Beautiful sting. Spranson. Whikes. Beautiful state. Branson. Wholesome. Spin it. Oh, right away. Doesn't even let him think.

This is going worse. This is getting worse. Michigan. Massachusetts. But your odds are getting better. Yeah, your odds are getting better. You should use your Hawaii spin maybe at the end. Is it Nantucket?

Nantucket. Right? That's fun. I can't afford that. Cape Cod? Go. We're not even close to Hawaii. This is good.

North Carolina. North Carolina is beautiful. North Carolina is beautiful. North Carolina is a beautiful place. I've vacationed in North Carolina before multiple times. Yeah, we're not going to pick that state. No, definitely not. No, definitely not.

Atlantic Beach would be nice. No, we got Arkansas. We got Nevada. Missouri. Wisconsin. Missouri. Do we plan off the yak and tomorrow we present him? I think we decide the state and then we'll present him

his itinerary, his two-day itinerary in that state. That's me and Tommy and two birds? No, you can do no family but the two birds. Or family.

Yeah. No birds. I think this should be a separate venture with just the birds. You need to get away with the birds. You need to get away with the birds. Yeah.

A little Springfield, Massachusetts. Basketball, how are we going to fly with the birds? Oh, you could drive to Wisconsin. That's not true. Spread it in his bird. Spin it. I only have five tries at Hawaii left And I'm not close Oh no

Oh yeah We can have fun with that one Oh no Oh no Oh he's just going rapid fire I think this one might be it Brandon I would have used it. It's not.

I would have used it. It's not close. It's not close. Oh, gross. Oh, fuck. Providence. Newport. That's super nice.

Newport. Good beaches. Spin it. Brandon. Little Rocky. Brandon, use it now. Damn it. Patience. Are you waiting until the last? Yeah, little Rocky. Brandon, use it now. Damn it. Patience.

Are you waiting until the last? Yeah, I'm not close right now, guys. It's not even. That's a good one. Now, wait. Hold on a second. If you went to New Jersey, would you have to stay in New Jersey? I think as long as you touch down in New Jersey, you can then go.

Fuck, am I going to go to Delaware? Yeah, Dewey Beach. Two days with both birds at Frank Fleming's house to then be able to do whatever you want in New Jersey. Which is what? Whatever your heart desires. I vow never to go back to that motherfucker. Okay. Okay.

Hawaii spin. Oh, come on. Let's go. to that motherfucker. Okay. Okay. Hawaii spin. Oh! Come on, let's go. I'm rooting for you. I want it so bad. Come on. Hawaii spin. Where is it?

All-time moment. Hawaii spin. It's at like 7 o'clock. Two first-class tickets to Hawaii if he hits it on this spin. Not close. Not close. Sad. Wait.

Oh, no. Could you come up with an itinerary for Louisiana? Perhaps. Somebody could. Yeah, somebody could help us with that, I'm sure. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe Brandon has a chaperone.

I might add two more spins for something. You got to take it. One spin per dizzy bat? Do you want to take it? Yeah. Take your last spin before you get yourself in hot or water. I have two more spins I will give you. But you have to agree to it before I say what I need in return.

It's not bad, and it will not cost you any money. What could it hurt? Nick, tell him. What could it hurt? What if your last spin is Hawaii? Well, no. I'll get Hawaii, right? Yeah.

Yeah, so I guess it couldn't hurt anything. But if you don't take it now you're out of spins after this one all right brandon okay so brandon gets put three spins on there so he's got three left um the next time mark titus is out of the office uh mostly sports Sports will be hosted with Brandon. Oh. You didn't see that coming. It cost him no money. Well, now you pulled me in. Now I can't. Now I can't. Don't get your shit.

That would be a highly watched show. That would be a highly watched show. It's a one-off. It's a one-off. Only one. It would be one of the most highly regarded shows we've ever had. Highly, highly regarded. It's a one-off, Brandon. Highly regarded. It's a one-off. Only one. It would be one of the most highly regarded shows we've ever had. Highly, highly regarded. It's a one-off, Brent.

Highly regarded. It's a one-off. TJ, do you like that? It's a one-off. That would be great for mostly supporters. It would. It would. It would go viral.

It would go viral. But wait, he just has to be on, right? He doesn't have to have a mic. No, he's got to be on. He's got to host it. He's got to sit in my chair. I don't want that, Brandon. So now.

Special edition, Brandon. Karaoke Monday. But's got to sit in my chair, yeah. I don't want that, Brandon. So now, special edition, Brandon. Karaoke Monday. But this is only if it doesn't hit Hawaii. Just, Brandon, fucking focus and hit Hawaii. No, no, no. He got the two spins. That deal was made. Okay.

He's got three spins. I told you not to. You can't. So we have four spins left. No, three, because he had one spin and I added two. Oh, you only added two. I know. That's what I'm saying. No, I can't leave.

You can't go on vacation. Yeah, yeah, you two. I know, that's what I'm saying. No, I can't leave. You can't go on vacation. Yeah, yeah, you're stuck. Yeah, that's more you than me. Ah, come on. One mincey, walker, mostly sports, we do dumbies. I have tried to get away from that motherfucker for two goddamn years. Okay. All right.

But it might end up. All right, lock in. What's that state? Focus. Visualize Hawaii. Can you name the two states is between? What you're the oh my god, hey All right now we won't pick it, but that's a good thing we could pick it not a coastline All right two spins left

go line. Alright, two spins left. Go. We're not close. We haven't been close in a while. That's a beautiful state. Brandon, can I be honest? You could have afforded a trip to Hawaii easily with this good dinner. Bad deal from the start.

Yeah, this is stupid. This was a bad idea. Now you have to have... No, it's a fun idea. It's content. What about adding one spin per dizzy bat run? If you make it like Mintz did, maybe you get five. I can't. Maybe you get five.

If you don't fall. I can't do this. You want to race, Ben? No, I don't. I don't want to be involved with him ever again. I don't want to do this. I just... Let me get my span and I'll... No, no, no. I don't want to be involved with him ever again. I don't want to do this. I just, let me get my span and I'll.

No, no, no. We should add a couple. I think you should degrade yourself for more spins. You should. And we just have to figure out what that looks like. What if we didn't? And what if you just gave me a couple extra spins? I'll give you an extra spin.

For $100. No, no, no, no money. I'm throwing an extra spin on there. Two spins. I'll give you an extra spin. For $100. No, no money. I'm throwing an extra spin on there. Two spins. All right. You got two spins left. Spin it. Two spins left.

I want you to go to Hawaii. Oh, my God. That's bad. You can come with me and gritty on Mr. Edge Gray. I was going to do that anyway. Hold on. So you got one spin left. How many states do we have on the list?

A bunch. You had your back against the wall. This looks like more. Yeah, why is there still 100? Even if it's just him and the birds, we still do the two-day itinerary for him, right? Yes. I love the idea of sending him tornado chasing

with two birds in his car. Oh, that'd be good. We should have killed the birds on the itinerary. We're not going to do it as a grading thing, but I do kind of want you to have another spin. Dance for us, clown. No, no, no, no, no. Trivia. Yeah, let's do a sporkle. Sporkle. Let's do a degrading thing, but I do kind of want you to have another spin. Dance class clown. No, no, no, no, no. Trivia.

Yeah, let's do a sporkle. Sporkle. Let's do a sporkle. Let's do a sporkle. This is good. Let's do a sporkle. Let's do a sporkle. What does he have to hit?

Let's give him two minutes. All right, here's what we're going to do. Sporkle, you get two minutes. You get one minute. Wait, let's family feud it. He goes first. If I get one minute, can I go type? He has to beat somebody.

Oh. Yeah, you got to beat. Kyle, big hat. Yeah. My actual family's out there. What? Okay. My sister's right over there.

Oh. It's going to be a family oh family oh yeah yeah yeah because he's very stupid all right 90 seconds i'm gonna leave you do it every single one you beat me by you get an extra spin all right all right that's that's good brandon that's good all right but wait what is what's the downside for brandon nothing is this from the kindness of yeah it's kind of my heart i love it what's the downside for Brandon? Nothing? Is this from the kindness of... Yeah, it's the kindness of my heart.

I love it. It's the kindness of my heart. Let's do it. All right. Everybody focus. I'm going to stand over in the goal with my hands over my ears. All right.

I want you to go to Hawaii, Brandon. Well, I don't know if you'd like Hawaii. I've been trying to decide if you and your family would love Hawaii or not. I think you would. It's more so I would like to give them the experience of going to Hawaii. Okay. And they can make up their mind.

All right. We're ready, TJ? What about your migraines? I think it's cool. It's pleasant out there, right? I'm ready, TJ. Wait. I mean, it's going to be hot wherever I go because I'm going to go to a beach if I can.

Brandon, ready? I'm ready. All all right NBA three-point shootout countdown five four three two one god damn it you're fucked eight vodka uh Kobe Bryant Scalabrini Massachusetts oh god damn oh you gave matt oh kansas texas arkansas you're gonna get spins uh i don't know the south park characters um spin Spin? Jump? Juke? Seven movie genres. I don't know that movie. 12 presidents served. Bush?

Reagan? No, A. R-E-A-G-E-N. Clinton? Obama? Truman? No, no. Truman, Reagan, Carter, Nixon. uh um uh obama uh truman no no truman reagan carter nixon nixon didn't serve all kennedy didn't kennedy got killed uh truman isaac roosevelt the other one god damn it um five state what's another state that ends in s locomotive engines what is that uh fire steam

steam steam steam steam um last jennifer lopez uh affleck seven six eight rodriguez five four three two one smith zero all right that's it 16 that's pretty good that's p diddy right 3, 2, 1, 0. All right, that's it. 16. That's pretty good. That's Pete Diddy, right? That's pretty good. Or Mark Anthony.

You can stay in here probably, right? Yeah, he did really well. He got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 16. 16. All right, let me know when it's off the screen. It's off the screen. It's off.

You can come in. Brandon, come in here. Brandon. I gotta pee. He's off the screen. It's off. You can come in. Brandon, come in here. Brandon. I gotta pee. He's gotta pee. He's always gotta pee. I gotta pee. Always peeing with this guy.

I want him to go to Hawaii. I do, too. But we also have to... This is the last time we're adding spins. This will be the last spin ads. Because we gotta, you know, at some point we just gotta... I'm gonna give him another call out of Hawaii spin too for first class tickets. Out of the kindness of my heart.

Yeah, I love that. Oh, yeah. Wait until he gets back. Someone do the high noon ad. This is very fun. The moment everybody's been waiting for is finally here. The high noon pool pack is back. So grab a case, text the group, and get your friends to the nearest pool.

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He's peeing. I think if it doesn't land on Hawaii, we should try to give him a really nice vacation, but in somewhere I agree. I agree. Yeah. We'll, we'll do a nice,

I think what we do is we do, we'll do two days that are like actually fun things but one bad thing in there yeah i think we pick a good destination yep and then just throw in some yeah some wrinkles we find like a convention happening there something like that yeah i like that i like that a lot how much you get i haven't gone yet and we waited for you. Okay. All right, here we go. So everything less than 16. Yeah. If I get 10, you get six more spins.

Yeah. I'm also throwing in another Hawaii spin. You get to call it out. All right. Now we're just. No, I am. It has to have actual stuff. I know.

This has been given Hawaii. I know. No, no. This is it. This is it. I said when you were in the bathroom, I was like, this is it. This is the last thing we're doing. Also, I think. This is the. Earn Hawaii. I said when you were in the bathroom, I was like, this is it. This is the last thing we're doing. Also, I think if it's the last one on the wheel, you get to go.

That's true. We can do that. Oh, yeah. That's true. That is true. No, he's right. That's a rule. That's a rule.

Oh, if it's the last one, you have to go twice. That would suck. That's a great rule, Kyle. Great rule. Back-to- rule, Kyle. Great rule. Back-to-back Hawaii trips. Never leave. All right, here we go. I'm ready.

Five, four, three, two, one. Why'd he do it like that? I don't know. Kobe Bryant. Brian Scalabrini. Went in the exact same order. Oh, shit. Fuck. uh brian scalabrini went in the exact same order oh shit uh

uh fuck uh obama bush clinton uh six last names whatever seven moves things you can do an rb uh spin hurdle dive oh no five let states to end with the letter s uh fuck uh fuck shit shit illinois uh what what are you doing what are you doing why are you throwing i don't know everything eight pasta sauce for barelli's uh vodka pesto uh what's the white one the creamy one fuck uh fdr um what what frd frd fdr doesn't count okay uh massachusetts uh fuck what other states What other states? What other states? Fuck. I think that was a paste. Fuck. Seven movies.

15. Three main classes. Lock on to energy. Two last husbands. Jennifer Lovett. Current ex-last husband. Ben Affleck. And Mark Anthony.

Okay. Three. I feel good about that. So you get three extras. Three. Okay. Three. I feel good about that. So you get three extras. Yeah. Good stipulation. Arkansas. Shit.

Okay. You have four spins. You have four spins. You have a Hawaii spin of those four. I got every state but Illinois. Who called Jeremy Lin the yellow mamba? True. What the fuck?

You went straight to the mambas? Yeah. For some reason, I thought Scalabrini was actually the red mamba. Oh, I did too. Well, Matt Bonner's the red mamba. Bonner's the red rocket. Well, take it up with Sporkle, dude.

Take it up with Sporkle, dude. Take it up with Sporkle, dude. All right, so you have four spins. One of them is a Hawaii spin, and then if Hawaii's the last one, you're going. What's pink? Twice in a row. Twice in a row. All right, here we go. Come on.

Four spins. Lock in. This is it. This is it. No more spins. All right. Nothing else. If you don't get in these four spins, we're deciding the state.

All right. And you get a Hawaii spin here for two first-class tickets to Hawaii. And if I get Hawaii without the spin, I get Hawaii, that means I get to go on vacation to Hawaii like I planned the whole time. And a full meal. Wait. Oh, that's on the Hawaii spin. $2,000?

No, no, no. Oh, you're right. The Hawaii spin is two first-class tickets. Okay. If you get Hawaii, you're getting a meal, the best meal of your life. That's it. Free tap. Okay.

All right. Okay. Go. Okay. Come on, Brandon. Come on. Come on, Brandon. Come on.

I'd just like to be close. We're going to. No. Almost. Nice. I thought you already got connecticut oh no that was last time when we did the three colorado's beautiful colorado's awesome wonderful you go to i don't know if you could deal with the elevation i've been there i would love to watch their

college football program too oh that's a good one i would love it maybe even stadiums a lot of buzz around that program right now you would you would love it. A lot of buzz around that program right now. You would love it. Okay. We got four or five states already that they're college football fans. If they see me, I'd be on site. It's on site. Arkansas? Oklahoma.

Arkansas. Tennessee? Nah, they're – no. Nebraska? Most of them are in jail. You up on the Huskers? No, Nebraska's fine. I'm good.

Okay. Okay. Spin. That was the one. This is the one. You think this is the one? Should have done it. Yeah.

You should have done it. It's not the one. No. It's not even close. Ooh. North Dakota. Yeah, I was thinking North Dakota. That one.

That might be the worst. I get it mixed up. I get it mixed up a lot. All right. Wait, are you going to use it? You have two Hawaii spins. It's going to be the last one. Well, you have two.

No, you have one. I have one. I have a second one. You don't want to do it right now? Why would I do it right now? Is it poetic enough that it will be the last one? Yeah, I think I'm going to walk it off. It's going to be a walk off Hawaii.

It'll be a great moment. It'll be a great yak. We're going to Hawaii walk off. It's going to be a walk-off Hawaii. It'll be a great moment. It'll be a great yak. We're going to Hawaii walk-off. Hawaii is sick. All right. Go. Oh. But that sets up pretty nice.

You're seeing the ball. That sets up pretty nice. Yuck. All right, Hawaii walk-off. Let's go, Brent. Come on. Hawaii walk-off. Right here.

Right here, boys. Win it. Not even fucking close. Not even fucking close. Now I've got to go to Michigan. All right, so, Stephen, send us that list. We'll decide one, and then keep spinning to see if you get Hawaii last. Yeah.

If you get Hawaii last, I'll do the two first class tickets. If you get Hawaii last. It's going to be the next fucking spin. Probably will. Probably will. Let's go ahead and just rip them. If it's the next spin, we all get to go except you. Rip them.

Rip them. If it's the next spin, we all get to go except you. Rip them. Rip them. Yeah. No! Woo-hoo! Come on! All right! Come on! Come on!

Holy shit! No fucking way! No fucking way! Oh, my God. If he would have got Illinois on the Sporkle. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He got one more. That would have been his wife. He would have called it on the.

Oh, my God. Oh, my. When he finds out that all he had to do was say Illinois on the Sporkle and him and his wife would be flying first class to Hawaii. What is that? Oh, he's going to be sick. He's going to be sick. Oh, no.

He's going to be sick. And I pulled Mark Anthony at the buzzer. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Have you missed one? Because he was always saving the Hawaii spin for the last one, which means if he would have got one more right, that would have been the first class spin.

Oh, this is a catastrophe. Butterfly effect. It might kill him. All-time what if. It's a catastrophe. It's brutal. Yeah. Fuck, fuck.

All right, so, Stephen, can you send us the list? Do it. On to the next. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. All right, so, Steven, can you send us the list? To a dog show. On to the next. Yeah. We'll decide that tonight, and then we'll come with a couple-day itinerary. So send it to everyone but Brandon. He was so close. Man, he was so close.

He was so close. And he didn't get Illinois? No. We're in Illinois. He states that Endon S., and he couldn't think Illinois we're in Illinois states that end in S and he couldn't think of Illinois and again if he would have thought of it he would be flying first class with his wife to Hawaii damn it that sticks with you

that one hurts the wheel is just it's an incredible wheel it's a motherfucker That one hurts. Fuck. Fuck. The wheel is just... It's an incredible wheel. It's a motherfucker. That really... It's an incredible wheel. This thing is giving us everything.

It really has. It really has. Oh, man. All right. Let's spin our wheel. Yeah. I guess so. Hopefully Brandon doesn't end up with, like...

Tau whip. Tau whip. We're good. Bold and perfect. Brandon! He's got to come back in before we end the show. Should we let him take like three states off the list? No.

We'll pick something decent. So what we have is Wyoming, Georgiaorgia nevada idaho arkansas tennessee wisconsin missouri massachusetts north carolina nebraska rhode island new jersey louisiana alaska arizona oklahoma colorado north dakota kentucky michigan i think we should probably send colorado aspen in the summer does he get to pick ahead of time whether he's taking his birds or his family? Yeah. We'll make the trip. Because that'll help us.

No, no, no. We'll make the trip, and then he gets to decide whether he wants to be a bird trip. Yeah, there's some good stuff here. Yeah, he's got good options. Brandon! Come on. I don't know if he's with us anymore. Is there a man on the train tracks up there?

I'm excited for Walker and Mincy, though, and mostly sports. Oh, that's right. You have something in the morning tomorrow, right? Yeah, I'm tied up, yeah. You can't be here? Yeah, tomorrow. When Brandon comes back in, start coughing a little bit. I just can't shake this.

Yeah, you want to go get wings tonight? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Oh, I feel for him, I do. Oh, there he is. Brandon. I feel bad. I'll get him.

He can go to Hawaii. That's the thing. We really, really tried to get him there. Yeah, like we've tried everything. No, I'll call him. No, no, no. I got him. I got him because I don't want you guys to plan.

You need to. You need to. Hey, we're looking at you right now come come back in come back in no i don't want to come back in the wheel the wheel headed out for me ever since mousetrap i don't want to know we already spin the our regular wheel we're dry i'm not worried about that the wheel just the wheel just did a lie after if i I had just been to Illinois, if I had just been to Illinois like I should have, I would have got it. Yeah.

Yeah. You were that close. You can go to Hawaii on your own. I was going to, and then y'all made me do the whole thing. But no, but you can still go to Hawaii. You're just going to have to go to Nebraska first. Nebraska! No, maybe not.

Maybe not. We haven't decided yet. Oh, young'un. Nebraska! No, maybe not. Maybe not. We haven't decided yet. Oh, young'un. Nebraska! That's a good soundbite. Can we add the Roan scream after Nebraska? Nebraska! Poor guy.

Yeah, he still can very much go to Hawaii. That's not, it wasn't a, now we probably should do this tomorrow again, where if he doesn't get Hawaii in the first 15 spins, he can never go. That, yeah, that will be the next one. The state he can never go to again. That was a blast. That was so much fun. The wheel is just, it's the funniest.

The wheel is the funniest member of this show. It has been about three years. I actually was rooting for him to get it there, and I would have happily paid for two first classes. Then the wheel was like, no, this is way funnier. Forgot the state that he was in, that he lives in to then have hawaii hit shakespearean man all right so we'll come up we'll present his itinerary tomorrow yeah yeah two days we need

a really epic reveal of the state maybe have them all go away one by one Yeah we'll get the graphics Yeah We'll do something special for that I saw Jeff D. Lowe walking We definitely need to get him to do the gauntlet tomorrow I guess food poisoning right now What?

He told you that? Before? He just was like hey I'm on my way I was talking to him last night. Oh. You called him? On the phone? A chat.

Yeah, I'm still not doing that. I'll call Brandon tonight. You probably should check it. Yeah, check it. Look at him. I'm going to call him again. Nebraska. Nebraska Hey We're done with the show

We got that thing Also I'm gonna I'm gonna pay for you To go to Hawaii No you're not No you're not I don't want that charity

But I do Yeah no we're still on the show. I wasn't going to. That was going to be a psych. Well, that would have been me. Why would you do that? All right, we're not doing Nebraska. What were you doing?

We have decided as a team we're going to do New Jersey. You know what? These motherfuckers are right here. No, we're not going to do New Jersey.

No. No, that would be too easy. We'll get him something good. All right, everyone, please like Julio. Tonight, there's still tickets? I'm not totally sure, but coming to my show on the 1st of June in Boston. Laugh box Julio, tonight, are there still tickets? I'm not totally sure.

But come to my show on the 1st of June in Boston. Laugh Boston. Oh yeah, we forgot the reason you're here. Not all about that. But yeah, laugh factor tonight too. 7.30. We're going to get you to a beach. How you doing, big guy?

We're going to do something nice. We're going to do a big reveal. It will be fun, but one shitty thing. Yeah, we've already decided as a we're gonna do a big it will be fun but one shitty thing yeah it's gonna we've already decided as a group that the two days are gonna be fun and we'll do one shitty thing and we'll find a nice we'll find the best dinner where am i going in that place we don't know we don't know you'll know talk about it okay we'll do a big video reveal all right and it's gonna be great it's gonna be great it going to be great I love itineraries you can decide after if you want to bring your family or the birds yeah you can decide after

it was the next spin Brandon I don't remember and all you had to do was get one more or if I hadn't gotten Mark Anthony Mark Anthony yeah you kind of got that late like a dick I did or TJ copying and pasting Massachusetts instead of spelling it out.

That's a great what if as well. Can you film or at least audio record when you tell your wife you're taking her to St. Louis? My wife would love that. Really? Yeah. She would figure out a way to love that, yeah. What a lady. She'd find a good church.

And we'll probably settle down there you're not coming back probably not coming back i think she'll do well cut and paste was like the diva chenzo flop last night yeah it really wasn't are you all right titus oh no i had a call you probably got what I got Oh fuck Are you getting sick? Jeff Lowe's sick He's had his throat thing I feel something So are you getting sick?

Yeah I had like a throat thing For a little while No No he's No No No No

Sounds like you need a day off I'm alright I'm alright I'll power through I'll power through Brandon Brandon I'll do that. I love you, Brandon.

Yeah, that's great. I'm going to scissor kick you in the fucking face. We did everything we could. I just kept on adding. I know. I know. It's the wheel. It's the wheel.

It's never going to happen. I wanted you to go so badly. He did give like 1,000 extra spins. Yeah. All I wanted was for you to go. It was always, if we got 18, it was going to be 19. If we got 25, it was going to be 26. You're right. if we got 25 you're right yeah the wheel wasn't was holding it back you know what's crazy because i forgot i just remember the the one it got after we were done with it remember those two where it was like

right there as well when we were going around yeah like right before you almost did it like right at the start the first spin first We almost got it. It was electric. Megan's mad at me. I got to go do the quick picks. Okay, all right. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Please subscribe. Bye. Bye. It's the act. It's your straws, yeah. Style of tape for a while.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the action