The Yak - The World Needs More Fugmans | The Yak 5-21-24

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

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Roback.com. What was that clap? I was just going to clap. I was going to. Yeah. Luke is back from his day off. I was going to compliment you I like that shirt

Back with my new scar That's not a scar That's a scab And I'm going to pick it That's a scab That's a pre-scar If that's scars That's what my stink bomb scar is

Why haven't they made A product that's just like a scab you can pick? Like on a sheet of paper. Oh, my God. Did you see that somewhere? No. You saw that in the forums. What?

That's a tremendous idea. That's already a thing. You think I stole that from someone? Yeah. Scab form? Damn. No, I did not. You can buy these at Bob's.

I love that. I haven't thought of, I had one two weeks ago. Yep, that's what I'm talking about. No, but I want it like actually. A real scab. I want it to look like flesh. Yeah, on a piece of paper. Just do the real thing.

Just do it. Actually, it'd be great if it was like. Like a flesh. Yeah, it was just a scab at the end. Yeah, right. You could almost tape it. You could tape it to your arm and just pick it off your arm. Just Elmer's glue on your scab.

It's truly the greatest toy. We started the show with look at my scab. Look at my scar. It's not a scar. It's a scab. It will be a scar. It's not clear cut. I'll make sure.

Not a scar. Okay, fine. Can we add eat your scab to the wheel? No. Okay. We can add eat mooch scab. Yeah, yeah No. Okay. We can add eat mooch scab. Yeah, yeah. No.

Yeah. I thought you meant eat your own scab. No. I'm a little upset at you. Can scabs give you AIDS? I'm a little upset at you. It was more so like- I might not be able to get over this moment.

It was more so like that was such a good idea- It's a compliment. That it had to have already- What forum? It had like something you pay for. The forums? Like a subscription-based forum for geniuses. Scab forums? Yeah, Mensa. But the thing is like, Big Cat, you're forums. Like a subscription-based forum for genius. Scab forums?

A Mensa. But the thing is like, Big Cat, you're a successful forum. Big Cat's a successful forum. I love the idea that much. I forgot he was talking about the Mensa forums. You're a member of the Mensa forums? Yeah.

Shit, all right, we need scabs. Someone needs to come up with that idea. You just did. Well, no, I'm still scabs. Somebody needs to make it. I mean, I can just be your scab boy and you can pick my scabs oh no maybe no yeah no no okay i don't yeah i want it to be my own yeah because

the best part of scabs is like the feeling too i know i don't think i've had a good scab in a while i haven't either if you guys want one jump off a fucking ramp over titus and you'll get one no you gotta go well it's gone now. That's a scar. That was a good one. I fell down my stairs holding my baby. Oh, God. Yeah. That's a bad one.

Held on to the football. Wait, you've done that, Brandon? Oh, yeah. You've done that, kid? Everybody's done that. I've slipped with him in my arms. Yeah. This is a thing you just, I think it just happens.

You just like hope it doesn't go bad. I held on to him tight. I had a baby in one hand and a plate in the other. Which one did you choose? What circumstance was that? He used to have five kids. Walking out, walking. I wasn't downstairs.

I was just walking. I was just carrying. I had to carry the baby somewhere. I had to carry the plate somewhere. A fooded plate? Yeah. It was a fooded plate. Oh, okay.

Because you held it like this. I thought it was just something. No, it was like this. How do you fall? What do you mean? You fall to protect the baby. But it's stairs. How do you fall downstairs? I was you fall to protect the baby but it stares how do you how do you fall downstairs i was like it stares it was seven in the morning one one by one baby in one hand

three-year-old yelling at me missed one step fell three steps like i hit i hit my ass slid like three steps also babies suddenly out of nowhere will just be like yeah right throw their weight around out of nowhere and it's it's like 25 pounds just flinging around in your arms. The first like 30 minutes of every day with a bunch of toddlers is like basically like the guy who is just dropping everything in the infomercial. Oh, yeah. That's essentially what it is. The first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Yeah, right.

So you're just hoping that everyone, yeah, no one's head gets blown off. Right. Wait, did you guys discuss at any length the developmentally advanced baby? The Orlando baby? The one that was in the four seasons? But I love him. That baby is smart. You would love this baby.

Or Hayden. That baby is smart as fuck. I'll give an unbiased take on this baby. Show me the baby. Is there some trickery involved here? I know. Mental trickery because I was like, wait, something is up. A lot of people are trying to go to Orlando to hunt

it. I saw a group you could join to go hunt the baby. Hold on. I have one thing. Titus, you don't fall downstairs ever? No. Never? No. You've never fell downstairs?

I mean, I didn't realize that was like a thing. I had a big fallen jersey, scraped both elbows. No, then you fall. Have you ever tripped? I've like tripped, yeah, I've tripped. But like a big one, like a big? I've never like, I've never like walked down, no, the idea of. He can't afford stairs.

I'm not a pro athlete. You can't conceive this. This is bullshit. Yeah, that's what I was. I was like, did you trip on like a toy that was left on the street? Oh, you might skip a step. You might short a step. You might do a lot of things.

There's steps. Yeah. Falling down the steps in Vegas ruined my entire Super Bowl week. I was in tremendous pain. I feel like it's a pretty simple thing. This is how you get in the league. Yep. They ask you the first question.

They say, have you ever tripped down the stairs? That's why I'm not in the league. That's why Titus was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, dude.'s why I'm not in the league. That's why Titus was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, dude. Yeah, I'm flabbergasted a little bit. It's incredible that you, the coordination.

There is a direct correlation between basketball skills and falling downstairs. Right, and making the NFL. Look at Lowe. Look at Lowe's tumble. Yeah. All right, so let's see this baby. This baby knows shit, by the way. I have a question for everybody.

Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? Me! Wait, how old is this baby? Nobody can really get a gauge. That was it? Yeah. Hold on, how old is this baby? It's taking over the whole internet.

I mean, this baby's at least, that's a big baby. This baby is too young to comprehend that question and answer appropriately. Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? I want to see something else. I also, this baby's at least, that's a big baby. This baby is too young to comprehend that question and answer appropriately. Who wants to go to the Four Seasons? I want to see something else. I also, yeah. That baby's advanced. That baby might have just been tricked. Like, anytime you ask a question in this manner.

Yeah. Well, that's what it is. Right. It's fun. How old is this baby? Who wants to go to the Four Seasons, Orlando? The baby is probably, what, 10? I mean, come on.

Do we have any other? Wait, is this an expert talking? Oh, no. I thought this was a. Do we have any other clips of this baby? Oh, there's a lot of joke clips. Oh, it's just that clip. That's the only.

I do like that. I don't think that's enough to the top. I do like that we're trending back to just like micro looks and like videos are going viral of just that. Yeah. Who's the dingus kid that you showed? Aberdingus? It's like one-half-second clips.

That's it. That's all you need. You see one-half-second. You just need the clippable moment. I thought the fathers would be more floored by that. I'm out on that baby. Do you want to hunt the baby? The mom behind the camera is obviously doing like this.

Because you can see the baby's eyes look up. So it's telling it to, it's mentally tricking it to do that who wants to get tossed into volcano you've done yeah to get him to look at the camera or whatever that baby's looking right at the camera and reacting i think it's real i think that's an advanced that's an advanced i think why it might just be an advanced baby i have a clip i could show you of my baby. He likes to test limits where he goes and puts his finger right next to the electric socket. I love this. What is this? It sounds like a splendid time.

I'll bring all the necessities. There's a lot of me. If you are still watching this, help me. I am a 33-year-old man. That's funny. Okay, that's funny. I work at a corporate office. I was kidnapped on my way back home by this family and forced into a one-year- That's funny. I work at a corporate office. I was kidnapped on my way back

home by this family and forced into a one-year-old's body. I need your help. I can't get out. I have a family. Please help me. Wait, what if this is real? What if we need to help Mark? All of this because of a half-second clip. Of the baby going like this.

My son recreated. I could probably recreate my son also. He'll go. He's one, and he'll test limits. He'll go up to an electrical socket. I'll be like, no, no, no. And he'll look back, and he'll laugh at me. And then he'll be like, almost touch it.

And I'll be like, no, no, no. And get closer and closer. So I think babies can. They have little interactions. If you get a clip you're like damn that's an advance i had i had four kids i have one kid that was talking and answering questions at like 11 months 10 months it was tommy tommy would talk in sentences very very early so i could see where this baby's big this baby is yeah also i should just say my son's only been

electrocuted three times that's's not bad. That's fine. Well, the Four Seasons of Orlando reached out to them. It was like they ended up getting some sick trip. Oh, I don't like that. They're going to pimp this baby out. Yeah. Like CAA or like, yeah, has hit him up and been like, this baby's got some promise.

Yeah, this baby's going to play tight end. Yeah. Well, this will be a good look. We'll see how versatile it is. Yeah. If every video that comes out from the trip is just me. Oh. It's me some promise. This baby's going to play tight end. Yeah. Well, this will be a good look. We'll see how versatile it is. Yeah. If every video that comes out from the trip is just me. Oh. It's me. Yeah.

That's kind of, yeah. Then we realize. Like it's old. One trick. One trick, yeah. Who's a racist? Me. Right.

You can say that. Yeah. We can have fun with that. Yeah. We should start doing that. We'll find out if this baby's a fraud or not. Yeah. Who wants to sing Bone Thugs?

Me. Kate, bring your baby in. Let's get your baby canceled. Yeah. I think we could. I think you'd baby in. Let's get your baby canceled. Yeah, I think we could. I think you'd do it. I've got a couple moves. Yeah. Let's see.

A canceled baby. Who's the youngest person that's been canceled? Wow, that's a great question. Oh. You've got to be at least- One of the Stranger Things kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. He got canceled.

What about Little Tay-Tay? Little Tay. Oh, Little Tay. Kind of. Well well didn't she fake she faked her death yeah but the kids staring at the native american and uh oh yeah sandman was that his last name yeah yeah it's like a high school friend oh the kid uh the kid the at the chiefs raiders game yes oh yeah he wasn't even doing anything wrong. He was like eight years old. Yeah, they were like, let's get this fucking out of here. Get him out of here. Yeah.

Yeah. Imagine, yeah, being like that kid in like 15 years, first day at a new job. Like, you know, say one fun fact about you. Well, I was eight and I got canceled. Yeah. Yeah, so the baby was just probably imitating the the mom i kind of like it i'm now coming around on the baby i would like to see another i need to see more is he a one-hit wonder gotta be tuned in it's the only video well that's the last video that that person's posted i want to see him in

maybe like a remix of it like a dj set million views. Somebody did a really good succession theme song thing to it. Wait, how sunburned is she? Wait, is she? Is this the mom? Yeah. What's up with these fucking... Is she very sunburned? Why is she so red down there?

What's up with these hot couples having kids? I don't know. It's fucked up. Is that a shirt? Those aren't parents. That guy wasn't a mom. Oh, I thought she was sunburned. It's fucked up. Is that a shirt? Those aren't parents. That guy wasn't a mom. Oh, I thought she was a son. Baby flew the plane.

Me. It would be more suspicious if they did a lot of baby content. Yeah, that is a one-off. It would also be crazy. Whoa, okay. I see the milkers. That might have been the baby's debut. That baby is still breastfeeding. On purpose.

That explains the size of the baby. She was showing her tits to the baby. She was nude in that video. That baby was well fed. Suck on those. There it is. I'm now jealous of that baby. Fuck Orlando.

God damn it. I want that baby God damn it I want that baby's life That's what it is We figured it out Yeah now everyone's What if like the whole internet Just gets jealous of that baby Yeah what are the comments on that one

Fuck this privileged baby Baby's got it all. She's... Where was her at? Let's go to Riggs. I just want to see if there's any more baby stuff. Yeah, we should probably get the baby in the office or something like that while we can. Oh. Too much shirt.

Oh. Oh. Comment. Too much shirt. Where's boss baby? Where's that baby? Wait, did that mirror said you fat fuck? Oh, yeah. What a gym. Need more baby.

Should we play the clip? Yeah. Huh. Yeah. I think we got to play the clip. Jerry's? I didn't find. No, the original too.

What? I didn't see it until like two seconds ago, and it was. I didn't see it. I have no idea what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. All right, so I want to see your guys reaction to the clip oh man so then the next question is are we getting married yes and the plan i know we had said the plan that's just no oh i right i don't propose to him him. Is that who I think it is?

What? I don't think that we can go in with a clear-cut yes. I would agree with that. We cannot go in with a clear-cut yes. Because we're not that planned. Oh, my God. Why does that footage exist? That was so uncomfortable.

That should have gone where Steve Irwin's tapes went. She put that out? Yeah. For a podcast? I think so. No one made her do that? No. They had to have forgotten to cut it.

I don't know. She could be a genius. She is. I know that that's the clip that's going to take. But at what cost? That's a great point. It doesn't matter. That's as low it doesn't matter i don't think there is uh content over everything a high enough cost at what cost would be too much but jerry's edit was funny yeah what was jerry's edit the next question is are we getting married yes and the plan i know we had said the plan. That's just no.

He called. It's an evil world we live in. I mean, dude, that's a wild thing to say to a girl that has your baby. No, it's not that great wow be fug me get yourself a fug man yeah did she put that clip out or was that clipped from the show i'm thinking that was clipped from the show and they forgot to edit it i think that guy clipped it she said we're getting married he said no and she said yeah i agree play it again next question is are we getting married yes and the plan i know we had said the plan that's just no oh right i don't propose to him Said the plan. That's just no. Right. I don't propose to him.

What? I don't think that we can go in with a clear cut yes. I would agree with that. I would agree with that. We cannot go with a clear cut yes. I mean, I feel like there's a chance we're getting Dinosaur again. I don't know, dude. That's not.

That felt real. And that also is like you're getting dinosaured for but also yeah if you don't put that clip out you're not really getting the benefit yeah that's oh man you know i know this is in barstool twitter this has a chance to take over the entire internet of people that have no idea who these people are yeah yeah yeah you don't really need to know any backstory just watch that clip and that's just a gut punch of cringe well then you're just like i want to tune into the rest of this podcast yeah yeah pretty i'm not yeah not really yeah what is he was he just a guest for that episode or is that their dynamic i I don't know. Co-hosts. All I know is he's Fugman.

I don't know the nature of the Fugman, yeah. Get yourself a Fugman. Fuck around with a Fugman and find out. The only way you can know if you have a Fugman for yourself. Fuck around and find out. Fuck around and find out. I kind of want to sell that shirt. Yeah.

Bug around and find out. Oh, man. Yeah, is this a point in Fugman's favor or against him? Because on the one hand, yeah, it does seem kind of cool to just be like, no, we're not getting married. But also, you just got this woman pregnant out of nowhere, right? It's also like, I think it's totally normal to have a baby and not be married, but don't have the conversation on a podcast.

Right, right. That's the part. It is the title of the podcast episode. What's the title of the podcast? Are We Still Getting Married? Oh, so that might be it. They know what they're doing. Two weeks ago.

That's the whole thing. And I'll be honest, I do want to know if she told her ex. So when we say they know what they're doing, what is she doing? Why would you tell your ex? Is that like a promotion? Make my life a train wreck on purpose for content? Yeah. That's the idea?

And that's lucrative. In her mind, that's... I'm just trying to understand the process here. I got a prediction. And that's lucrative. In her mind, that's... Yeah. I'm just trying to understand the process here. I got a prediction. Uh-oh. I think Alex Bennett is going to be a real housewife within the next five years. I can see that.

Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. Bravo. Probably a good one, too. I guess, or real house. Or a bad one too I guess Or Real House Or a bad one Are we getting married? Real House

It's not a click cut Yeah Yeah Fogman on that show would be electric I need more of him Did you guys watch the Ashley Madison documentary yet? No

That tore apart Wheeling, West Virginia Oh I bet Wasn't it like 90% was dudes? Single dudes Can I give a spoiler? It was free for women to sign up, only the men had to pay and it was like an arcade

system instead of paying for a subscription you paid for like tokens and so if you wanted to keep talking to this woman you had to keep buying more tokens turns out spoiler alert if you're gonna watch it most of the women were bots oh no we're paying uh and some of the women's profiles were like real women like the stripper who broke up Sandra Bullock and that biker dude. So guys who were talking to her online were like showing up at her strip club being like, I can't believe we have such a good connection. And she's like, what the fuck are you talking about? But there's a couple, a vlogger couple who, do you remember the video is from 2015 where he hides in the bathroom and steals her pee and does the pregnancy test and tells her she's pregnant no you guys remember that i hated that video with

my whole heart and soul and when this couple showed up in the documentary turns out he was an ashley madison guy go figure but they were one of the og like family vlogger family oh yeah and in one of the episodes he hides in the bathroom until after she pees because he has a feeling. And he's like, oh, look what we got here. I got the pee. I don't know if you can find it. He's like, I'm going to be the first man ever to tell the woman she's pregnant. And he dips the thing in the toilet and she's pregnant.

And he comes out and he surprises her at breakfast with her own pregnancy. Oh, that's weird. And she, yeah. Why didn't she flush the toilet? That was my question there was no toilet paper i know but but like news cameras came to their house they were on like good morning america like everyone believed it for some reason in 2015 and that's so so the ashley madison thing so like i think that we could get we could make insane advances in all types of technology.

We could be 100 years from now, and the one thing that will stay consistent is horny dudes online talking to bots. Oh, yeah. And being like, oh, this chick wants to fuck me. That's just how the internet works. Yeah, that's how the brain works. Especially if you see them in a chat or anything,

you're like, whoa, chicks here? Like all the chicks right now. Shout out all the chicks in the Yak chat. There's probably hundreds. Lady Yakers. Thousands. Thousands, really. And they all want to fuck the guys who are in the chat.

Yeah, half. They want to fuck all of us. Right. Totally. So horny for us. So horny. Me. Me.

It's growing on you guys. Yeah, that baby's, well, I mean, the milkers. Yeah. It's going to grow well. Viral babies. The Charlie kid is probably what? 100. 100 years old now?

Yeah. Charlie Bittman? Yeah. Charlie Bittman. Charlie. Him and then peanut butter baby. Oh, yeah. He's old.

They got to be so old now. Yeah, that kind of fucks me up thinking about that. Was Charlie Pittman was like 2006? Yeah, it was like early, early, early. First YouTube ever. So, yeah, that kid might be 30. No. What do you mean he might?

He's like, you could be 28. You think that's an older video than when they posted it? Oh, I forgot. All right. I was thinking of David at the dentist. Sorry. You're thinking of the kids in the car, right? Yes.

Yeah. So, yeah, these kids are what, though? They're two. So that was 18. Wait, no. Charlie is six. Oh, we're not going to be able to do that math. No.

Oh, wait. No, there it is. They're eight and a half. 12 years ago so yet Harry is 20 Harry is 20 yeah Charlie is 18 wow wow nobody's four and a quarter why don't they do the ages like I hate British I hate that yeah you think he uses that as like an icebreaker Yes At like colleges Yeah He would have to Definitely Oh I'm the bit my finger kid

He probably gets chicks To bite his finger I think you gotta use Everything at your disposal Yeah Hey Hey You wanna bite my finger babe

Can I show you another clip From the Fugman interview Oh boy Yes of course Oh no I was like yeah And you were like So we don't have to have

Like a discussion over that And I was like nope Just discussed And you were like, so we don't have to have a discussion over that? And I was like, nope, just discussed it. It's going to be Fugman. And I think you said why. And I was like, well, since we're planning on getting married anyways, I'm coming behind the baby with the last name it sounds like. So we're going to be a family one day. So let's just ahead of the curve.

She can have it because it merits knowing at this point when i found out i was pregnant we delayed the wedding so i know that we're not getting married anytime soon we're going to get into that but i was down for the i wanted her to have your last name i find it funny when two people remember a conversation that happens so differently oh my my God. I said it. Oh my God. This show is incredible. Yeah, that's good entertainment.

The monster energy drink ties it all together for me. He's just sucking on a monster energy. He's just like, I gotta find a way to survive. Fogman. Fogman, open invite on the act this motherfucker is not getting married i want to open invite for fuggman on the act but the wait that confirmed the baby will be

a fuggman yes yeah which i'm happy that's great news the world needs more fuggman fuggman jr yeah i hope fuggmans are like genghis khan. Yeah, I want their lineage to be traced back. You do a 23andMe, and it's like 90% of the world is Fugman. Yeah. Knocking girls up, not marrying them at all. I want it to be like spiders. You're always three feet from a Fugman. I swallowed three in my sleep. Six degrees of fun.

It's so easy. Oh, fuck. That is quite something. Quite something. Good for them. Sounds like... You want to do the Game Time ad read? Oh, yeah, because I want to talk about

what's happening maybe Thursday. Can you do a rowback, too? We never did a rowback. I did rowback. I'll do rowback, too. Luke said he had a scab, and then we kind of got lost. You guys know how much we love rowback. I don't think we did rowback.

I 100% did rowback. We did rowback, but that's okay. TJ, I... You can just do it. Well, he tried to say I didn't do rowback. Well, you did it, but let me just do it again. TJ, go... Take it back, TJ.

We'll go back and look, TJ, together. TJ, take it back. I'm sorry about my scar. It's a scab. TJ, take it back. No, he wants to go prove it. Let's go, TJ. Roback, the Arzelia collection is back. Wait, wait.

You can just do it. Will you just? Okay. This is us coming in. This is early. It's that late every time? It's two minutes so people can join. I'm just kidding.

That's it, right? 20% off your first purchase. Good dub. I'll takeip Sport. Good dub. I'll take the out. Good dub. Mousetrap. Mousetrap. Yeah.

Mousetrap. It's going to be punishment. You need to be punished. You've been a bad boy. Let's exile him to Mount Pillar. TJ's been a bad boy. Did you know you can get tickets to the big game right now? No, you know what, TJ?

I know what your punishment is. Oh, God. I'd like you to reach out to Fugman and invite him. Punishment or pleasure, brother? Hell yeah. Please book Fugman. Thank you. Okay, go ahead.

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I was saying you're going to the Cubs game tomorrow. Uncle Doug gets here tomorrow. Yep. And then Thursday, is he going to come on for a little bit? Thursday, he's coming in tomorrow. He lands at 930. And then we're going to go to the Cubs game tomorrow night. And then we're also going to go to the day game on Thursday.

So I'll bring him on the act for a little bit before we go to the game. Beautiful. So Uncle Doug will be here on the act Thursday. I'll be at the Cubs game tomorrow, and i talked to uncle doug yesterday i called to make sure he had everything and uh it's a little bit worse than i thought he's never been i asked him if he's ever been to chicago he said shit no and i said how far north have you been he said well i've only been as north as kentucky and I only went there last year. So he's never been north of Nashville, Tennessee until last year.

This is his first time out of the south. Period. Wow. And he's flying. He's flying. Does he know the war's over? Um, it might not be. He's going to come up here with a musket? We'll see.

Has he seen films? No, he's an unaware guy. Lie adjusted? Yeah, he's fine. Funny guy. Great guy. Well, that's good that on Thursday there'll be a – because you'll have to go to the game, so we'll get some Doug,

but there'll be a finite. He asked if he needed to get a shave and a haircut. I said no. Just come however you want to come. Do you think Doug will do the gauntlet? No, Doug can't do the gauntlet. Too old. How old's Doug? My mom's

67, so he's 65, 66. You got him staying at your house? We're going to stay in a hotel the first night, and then we're going to go to the house, and we're going to go fishing the rest of the week. Oh, nice. Love it. We might go up into Wisconsin fishing. Love it. I might be here Friday, might not. I don't know. I'm going to be out tomorrow. But Uncle Doug will be here, and Wisconsin fishing. Love it. I might be here Friday. I might not. I don't know. I'm going to be out tomorrow.

Yeah. I'm out. But Uncle Doug will be here, and then we'll do it. Oh, yeah, the jerky. I want the jerky. So this is clearly 100% a side deal that Jerry has worked out. He's working it out right now. Why'd you wait until right now?

Sit down, Jerry. He texted me and said, can I bring some jerky on the yak? I said, yes, because I like jerky. But whatever company gave Jerry this jerky. Why can't you just give me the jerky now? Probably gave him $500. Oh, it's different. Dan, it's worse than that.

It's getting like a $20,000 ad. Dan, it's worse than that. It's not a company. His name is Rob. We became friendly over Twitter DMs. He used to send me jer company. His name is Rob. We became friendly over Twitter DMs. He used to send me jerky. I lost his number.

So I put out a tweet a couple weeks ago. Lost my jerky plugs number. Can anybody help me find it? He's seen the tweet. Messaged me. Thinking about going into business with him. So we're thinking about branding this as Jerry's Jerky. Rob is going to make the jerky.

Okay. And we're going to sell it. Well, it's not Jerry's jerky. It's Rob's jerky. It's Rob's jerky. You're like the George Floyd. I could be the face of the jerky. Got some questions. Yeah. Okay. Question number one. Yeah. You're starting a company. Last night you had a lot of tweets about bankruptcy. Well, that was because Antonio Brown. Okay.

But you were asking a lot of questions. Yeah, but I was curious why you have to announce it. You announced it on Twitter. Yes, but I was curious why you have to announce it. You announced it on Twitter. Yes, but I wanted answers to it. Like, why does somebody have to declare bankruptcy or file for bankruptcy? Why can't they just go about their life? It made me feel uncomfortable. No, I'm good.

We're in a decent spot right now, D. Trust me. Are we? Yeah, we're in a good spot. Because everyone replying being like, oh, bankruptcy is when you get to basically eliminate all your debts. Well, yes, I did start to do some research. Yeah. And realistically, you can do that.

I can just run these cards up. And then in seven years, I'll clean slate. Again, it puts me in a- No, we're in a good spot. Trust me, D. We're in a good spot. Just pass out the jersey. I want an honest opinion. Private debts don't count. Yes, doesn opinion. Private tets don't count.

Yes, doesn't count. Private tets don't count. Pass out the fucking jerky. If you guys can tell me, like, listen, be honest with me. If this is a miss, just say it's a miss. If it's a hit, though, tell me it's a hit. What flavor is this? I'm not sure.

Well, how's the ice cream truck going? Not good. Okay. Thank you, Jer. Moist to the touch. This is Rob's jerky. Soon to be Jerry's jerky. Where is he located out of, Jerry?

Bully Beef. Oh, that's a good name. Bully Beef is great. Bully Beef? Where'd you find that one? Perform. Yeah. Thank you, Jerry.

Jerry, this is incredible. Do you think so? Yeah. I think it has a great kick to it. Oh, that's a good piece. I find the right piece. Jerry, it's a great jerky. Thank you.

I think going in the jerky business is more difficult than you might think it is. He just has to be the face. Yeah. And it's not. You just make the jerky and then sell it. Oh, that's good shit. What do you think? Phenomenal jerky.

I think it's teriyaki. It's great. Teriyaki, yeah. It's a little bit spicier, I think. You and Rob make a good team. You think Barstool will get behind this? No. You and Rob make a good team You think Barstool will get behind this? No But I mean I'm gonna have to

How good is it though? That's good jerky It is good jerky right? He's worrying me saying everybody has a dehydrator Everybody's doing this Yeah but does everyone have bully beef? Every road trip I buy a bag of jerky for a crazy amount of money. Everybody's trying to get into jerky is all I'm saying.

Are they? Who's everyone? Is it you? No. Is it Tiny Dick Hart? It's a competitive market. No, he's in pizza. Oh.

Oh, yeah. I knew that. I knew that. I knew that. Rank this as the jerky that you've had in your life. It's not the best. Pauline is better. Who's Pauline?

Pauline of the meat market. Pauline is better, but this is good. It's different. Pauline is better jerky. Much better than the standard Jack Link's you'd get out of the gas station. Yes. This is better. Gary, how are you going to mass produce this?

Well, that's what I was hoping maybe. China? Dave and Dan can maybe get behind it some way, too. We flood the streets with it. Watch out for Brandon to invest. If they get behind it, what are you for? Dave's a better face for the jerky than Jerry is. I think Dave got too much going on.

I'm just looking for money from him. He's got too much going on on his side. Same. Huh. I think this guy got a hit here. I've had a lot of jerky. I really have. This is my favorite so far.

Okay. There's got to be like a catch, right? There has to be like maybe. Bully beef. Is that the only catch? Become a bully. Maybe this is beef jerky for the inner city. Yeah.

Now we're talking. Yeah, I don't want to see the inner city eating jerky much. Yeah, we need to bring. What about the outer city? The outskirts as well. Okay. Inner city jerky. Alpha male jerky?

Maybe we get that one guy on Twitter, Nick, Nick Alpha male. Yeah, yeah. Australian guy? Yeah. Andrew Tate jerky? No. You're off him? How do we market him?

I'm not all. I'm on the fence. Okay. I'm on the fence, Nick. You're on the fence. You like it. I love it. Why don'm on the fence. Okay. I'm on the fence, Nick. You're on the fence. You like it. I love it. Why don't we invest?

Everybody invest. Brandon, grab me one more. He does. Brandon, let me get a piece of that. I'm already highly leveraged in the Jerry department. So I don't know. Yeah, you're not very diversified with your investment. No, no.

No. So I don't know if this is a good idea for me to just be like, here's another. Well, right now he's producing it in his kitchen. Okay. So I think we could start there. Where is he? I don't know.

You know, I'm not sure what state. I can ask him. I can text him. I'm not sure what state he's in. Oh, he texted me. He texted me just now. Ooh. Thanks for bringing that on.

I'm watching the act now. Shout out Rob. Where do you live, Rob? Great fucking jerky. It's the perfect level of spice where it's like right. I don't want it any higher, but it's like right. Very good jerky. The perfect spice.

Moist. Not stuck in my teeth. Yeah. Okay. What about yak jerky? You can do that. Yak flavor. They got the yak, the bull, the picture of the animal.

That's a good one. Yeah, I'd eat a yak, the bull, the picture of the animal. Mm-hmm. That's a good one. Yeah, I'd eat a yak. Put a kiss coin in every single one. Kiss coin in the bottom of one of every 100. Yeah. That's a good idea. I like that.

Maybe a razor blade in one of them as well. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. I like that a lot. I don't like that. That's jerky for alphas. Yeah.

You could die eating this. I think there's something with bringing jerky to the inner city. A lot of them probably don't even know what it is, and they would love it. It's also very expensive. Do you get them in all the bodegas and stuff? Maybe like a beat the streets program. Okay. Maybe an expo at schools.

Yeah. Just teaching them what jerky is. Like dare, but for jerky. Awareness. Like, hey, this is a tremendous treat. You guys. No, Dan. It is a tremendous treat. You guys. No, Dan. It's good jerky.

I don't know what you want to say. I do want to try that other place, though. What is it called? Palina. Palina. Palina? Palina Meat Market. How far is that from here?

Not far. Palina Meat Market? Palina Meat Market, yeah. And what are they? They just sell it off the shelf? They have, like, these big hunks of jerky, and they shave it for you. Oh, they, like, on the spot. Yeah.

So good. Incredible. So good. Yeah, I don't think we're at for you. Oh, they like on the spot. Yeah. Oh, so good. Incredible. So good. Yeah. I don't think we're at that level yet, but you'll get there. Yeah. Fantastic. Thank you, Jerry.

Shout out, Rob. Yeah. Rob. Good job, Rob. What is the rule on side deals? Because Mincy's car very obviously broke down and then he just put out an Instagram video that it's the best place to get a car fixed. Wait, he did?

Yeah. Mincy, by the way, viral watch. Oh, yeah. He's on viral watch. He's on viral watch. You want to give him a warning? I've given him warnings today. I said, you are on viral watch.

He's like, Saturday's tweet didn't count. I said, no. Saturday's counted for Monday, if anything. But now we're on. So, and I don't think what Mincy, I had to explain to him, too, is he has the rest of the day to go viral. If he doesn't go viral today, he has to come back to Chicago tomorrow. Yes. He can then go back out.

Yes, of course. He can go right back out. We should have a button that he just has to press and it resets. Yeah, he can fly here. He doesn't even have to get out of the airport. He can just get right back on a plane and go back out, but he's got to pay for his own flights, and then it then it will reset and i do count so monday was a travel day i'm not counting travel days but tuesday he's there this is the day if he wants to advance to tomorrow he

has to go viral today midnight tonight yeah how close has he came have we have we seen any even was there anything on wake up mincy this morning that came close? Oh, God, no. He's been trying, though. Say he does a tweet like the other day, like, I drove five hours from this airport, blah, blah, blah. And his tweet, that tweet did okay, but it was Quigs' remix of it that did well. Not him. Can a remix or something somebody does based off of it?

Ah. I don't think so. That's a Quigs production. That's a Quigs viral tweet. I don't know, though That's a Quigs production. That's a Quigs viral tweet. I don't know, though, but it is. Yeah, he did. Quigs do it without Vincey, though. But, like, if you eat a great meal, you do need the ingredients. I might count that.

It would be case by case. It would be case by case. What if the tweet goes viral, he sends it out during the day, goes viral overnight? I'll count that. Okay. overnight? I'll count that. Okay. Yeah, I'll count that. Well, his strategy should be shooting shots.

Correct. That's the whole point of this. And therein lies the issue. He can't just go away for a week and just be like, I'm not working. Yeah. He's got to shoot shots. I want mincey content. Produce content.

Right. He's got to flood the show. And not just say the word content. Pucks on working. Yeah. He's got to shoot shots. I want mincey content. Produce content. Right. He's got to flood the show. And not just say the word content. Pucks on net. Yeah. One of them is going to go in. Yeah. His last tweet was an hour ago.

It has 14. No, pardon me, 31 likes. Yeah. That's almost impossible to do. Does it? Yeah. Is this my drink? What do you do for like tremendous misses? So it's a video that obviously intentionally tried to go viral, gets 12 likes.

Is there a punishment for misses? No, no punishment for misses. No, because I want to see him. The whole point of this is to try to get him to work. Yeah. I thought he was going to go viral yesterday with his Laugh Factory clips. Yeah? Yeah I thought he was gonna go viral yesterday With his Laugh Factory clips Yeah I thought people were gonna just like Keep

Building on it And being like What the fuck is this Cause weren't the clips too long too They were very long Right You can't Yeah

30 You know 30 minutes set Post the whole thing Yeah You know who is going viral? Our drink judge.

Who? Drink judge. Our drink judge. We have a drink judge. Drink judge. Our drink judge. Fill us in a little bit more. Cocktail?

Novelty drink judge cocktail another novelty drink judge novelty drink judge IPA man no Stephen Che no you didn't see this thread yesterday he decided that he was going to do

a tropical drink review thread and he did like 8 drinks No. He decided that he was going to do a tropical drink review thread. And he did like eight drinks. Oh, he got wasted. I didn't watch any of them. Did he get wasted? He got wasted and then keeps scrolling. He's looking less than you. Look at how many drinks there are.

He's drinking all of these drinks. It's just full of sugar. He's turning Mexican. He kind of looks Puerto Rican, yeah. A pink panther. Look at his face. His face looks like it's in pain. This is all throughout a day? Yes. That's turning Mexican. He kind of looks Puerto Rican, yeah. A pink panther. Look at his face. His face looks like it's in pain. This is all throughout a day?

Yes. That's too much. Yes. Oh, he's got to be sugar. Hold on. Hold on. Amy Weiss. Hold on.

Hold on. I have diarrhea and I'm questionable to return tonight. Yeah. Who could have seen that coming? What's his cadence like in that last video? Oh, he's back. He's like barely. Wait, play it again.

Look at the first second of this video. He's like putting puke down his throat. I know that lip. When you smack your lips after sugary drinks. Enjoy your vacation, man. Yeah, a lot of them. Yeah, he just ruined a day of his vacation judging drinks. Also, he's speaking like he's in a library.

I think he's just so subdued. Oh, he's back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.

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We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.

We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.

We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. This is his wife doing the video too. Enjoy Mexico, man. Yeah. We got mint. I hope he shits in the pool.

I hope the pool security doesn't let him go in the hot tub they're like we saw you you have shit in your ass call the hotel call the hotel right now hey you can't let this man in the pool with shit in his ass

and cum on his chest oh shit in his ass. And cum on his chest. Mincy said, I'm going viral tonight. Fear not. What's his plan? Yeah, he's done for. Tell him to try as an exhibition right now. Go viral right now. That's also risky to try to wait for tonight,

thinking he has one surefire. Because if he thinks he has a good idea, that means it's the worst. Yeah, correct. Say if he goes viral in the next hour, he gets a free day. You should get the idea. You don't have to say it, but get what the idea is. So that you're aware of it.

Well, it's got to be Vandy Whistler, right? No, I don't think they play today. They might play today. They might play today. I think it's going to be him on one of those radar machines or him trying to be in a batting cage or something. You think he's going to do slapstick, like intentionally hurt himself? I don't know if he'll hurt himself, but I think he's planning to do some sort of baseball activity.

Around there, there's always these kid zones or fan zones. He's done it before. Remember when he umpired? Oh, yeah, and he called that kid out and stepped on him a little? Yeah, and the kid, it was a weird one. He just did this or something and very unathletically. He also did a batting cage video once, which was okay. That he couldn't keep the helmet on?

Is that what it was? Maybe. I like that idea, Nick. Incentivize him to go viral in the next hour. Just so we can see an attempt. Yeah, so we can see what he tries. Okay, I'm calling the hotel. I don't want to dox the hotel, so I'm going to take this and I'll put it on speaker.

But yeah, Steven, he's a little onto it because he said, where are you staying? He said, why? Should you be saying that you are staying at the hotel and you saw a tweet of a guy you're a fan of and you just don't want him in the pool with you? What if he really gets kicked out of the pool? Amazing. Yeah, that would be awesome. He's had diarrhea in the last 14 days. I couldn't help but to notice his ass was filled with shit We should do the

Mints has to go viral during the Yak I guess I'm an extra day Yeah Like a freebie I need to see him If you go viral while we're on air. I want to do two things at once. We'll tell him that. Yeah.

We can multitask. Let's get two pots on the stove at the same time. We're getting real dense in here, Brandon. Very dense. There's a real heft to what we're doing. Kind of a weight to it.

I got death threats via DM for that one for the dense donuts? oh those people just want you to die you fucking ruined it on a fundraising show about cancer? they said you ruined it? it was the same normal guys that are unhinged let's see

we need you I'm just texting guys that are unhinged. Yeah, I get those. Let's see. I'm just texting him. We need you to go viral during the act. We'll get you an extra day for that. Give him a call. We got multiple calls? Yeah, because big cats can't be on speaker just yet. I'll just tell him to hold on if big cat comes on.

Hello? Hello? Hey. What's up? Hold on. Hello? Hello? Hey. What's up? Hold on. Hello? Okay, Mince? Yeah, I'm here.

How are you doing? Good. How are you? Listen, we're on the Yak for probably another hour at least. We need you to go viral during the Yak, and for that we'll get you two days to stay down there. We'll get you an extra day. After the act.

Okay, the only thing I got planned – is this on the act right now? This is on the act right now. I mean, I've got Tommy – Don't tell me what you have planned. You say you might as well just try it. I mean, I'm going to go viral tonight for sure. Well, dude, go double viral. Double viral? Go double viral.

That would give him three days. Go double viral. That's three him three days. Go double viral. That's three days. Look, I'm waiting. The LSU game just ended, and I've got Tommy White, and our players are coming by our tailgate. That's fine. Figure out a way to go viral in the next hour.

Is that the viral video? And you get a double bonus. Okay. Let me brainstorm. Well, I wouldn't. All right. Good luck. Look, I've got two things right. Good luck. Look,

I've got two things planned that I know are going to go super viral. That's tonight. Do it now. All right. I'm going to go off speaker real quick.

Hold on. What's your viral thing tonight? I'm off speaker. He knows for a fact it's going to go super viral. People might intentionally not watch.

Yeah, exactly. Which would be very funny. very funny. If you could do something during the act, that'd be great. Just tell him to try something, and if he goes viral, it's a free day. All right, thanks. We'll give him a coupon.

You can't lose. A viral-less day. Yeah. Is this thing tonight going to go viral? It's 50-50. It could. It could. It could. Is it him?

What? Is he slipping on a banana peel? Is it an act? Is it a staged act? It's an act. No, it's a thing he's going to do at a game. That's all I can really say. Yeah.

That sucks. Is he taking his shirt off and spinning it in the air? God, I hope so. That wouldn't go viral. I think it might. I don't know. I think that would go would go viral he just took his shirt off and spun it in the air like a crazy person i don't think it's going to depend on the like what if he's straight yeah that would go viral in like the disease sense he doesn't get in trouble because he has no butt. There's nothing there to get mad at.

He's butt naked, but you can see... He's more clothed naked. Hey, what? Where is his penis? It's all just blurred. That's a self-blurring body. Big Cat, what's going on over there? I just keep pressing numbers

and then it just goes, it rings and then goes to nothing. What kind of hotel is this? Yeah, there's going to be shit floating in the pool. We have to alert them. Wait, what happened with Mincy? We told him to try to go. He says he assures us he's going viral tonight.

Guaranteed. Super viral. But he says he's going to try to go viral in the next hour. He said, let me brainstorm for a while. Oh, God. Wait, Brandon, why don't you do the ad? Shady Rays. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports, Shady Rays.

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He's wearing a Trust the Data hat, and he's an Asian man, and he tweeted that he has diarrhea, and I just want to make sure that he doesn't get in the hot tub. I'm sorry. I do call in with a perennial pool. Would you like to see? I just wanted to just maybe the... Can you put me to the pool? I just wanted to just

Maybe the Can you put me to the pool I just want to make sure This man doesn't go into The hot tub Because he has diarrhea Licking Yeah

Pedro Santana 308 I'm out I'm out I'm out Oh come on You can't beat that one Pedro

I thought Pedro Santana Would have fucking Damn it What if someone else Already called And they're like Not again I'm gonna send an email

Yeah with a screenshot Of the tweet If they could If they could print out Che's pic tweet And put it on the pool i'm telling chas in the headshot of jay too if you see this man this man has diarrhea in his ass do not let him in the pool wait is there some way we know he does have a dirty ass we did do the wipe off oh yeah yeah yeah that's a real concern And that was a non-diarrhea day.

Yeah, that was a normal day. You never know. We assume it was a non-diarrhea day. I'm going to find their Twitter. I'm going to DM it. Yeah, tag them. How many drinks did he have? Eight?

Eight drinks. Explosive diarrhea. Eight drinks. And there's no way he could have cleaned up at his sobriety. You know, he's too drunk to clean up his ass full. Oh, sure. That's tough. All right, I found too drunk to clean up his ass full. Oh, sure. That's tough. All right, I found their Twitter.

I'm hitting them up. Oh, boy. To a guest. Hi, I want to reach out and alert you to a guest staying at your resort who has diarrhea. Oh, you can tag the tweet too, right? Yeah, and would like to make sure he does not enter any hot tubs.

Parentheses, due to the bio-risk. Due to the bio-risk. Bio-risk. A new strain of COVID will be born. Thank you. Yeah, I have family members staying here and I don't want them exposed to fecal matter. I'm going to say thank you slash gracious.

I have family members staying with autoimmune disease. Who are allergic to diarrhea. Maybe he's being obnoxious and braggadocious about it. I'm diarrhea boy. Who are allergic to diarrhea. Yeah. Maybe he's being obnoxious and braggadocious about it.

I'm diarrhea boy. Yeah, he was calling himself diarrhea boy at the pool and then doing a jackknife. Which statistically has the most water hit the asshole. I said they're allergic to diarrhea and forgot their EpiPen. Okay. And just be like, he'll be the Asian doing the jackknife. And then text

Che and ask him to send a video of him doing a jackknife. Yeah. The worst thing, like, again, I know you guys don't care, but you have enough followers that I can see them kicking him out of the pool. That would be the best thing ever. Che is not on vacation right now. He's doing all this work.

We're helping him. By teaching him a fucking lesson. This is not going to work, by the way. He is not a 0% Che. No, it's Mexico. They don't care about shit in the water. Not a chance. Yeah, and ask Jay.

Hey, we have a bet that you can't do a jackknife. Okay. All right, this is good. This is good. Wait, have you guys ever shit in a pool before? Never. What? No body of water. Nobody's shit in a pool, dude?

Yeah. You haven't either. What the fuck, dude? I went through a phase. There's not a phase. You're shitting your pants and happening in a pool. I don't know, maybe like seven. That's too old. Like four and under. Yeah, they called me Sir Poops a lot.

My family did, and I was just clear in pools for a whole summer. Why were they putting you in pools? Because I said I wouldn't do it again, and I did just clearing pools for a whole summer. Why were they putting you in pools? Because I said I wouldn't do it again, and I did it again. How old were you? I don't know. I would have to ask my mom, but I think like five, six, seven around there. It does happen a lot.

No, it doesn't. No, not with Mike, but I have friends that were lifeguards at pools in the summer growing up, and they said you'd be shocked at how much. Kids will do it. What's a lot? Kids shit at least once a week in the summer. Really? I've you'd be shocked at how much. Kids will do it. What's a lot? Kids shit like at least once a week in the summer. Really? I've been at a pool where it's happened.

I've never seen a turtle. Yeah, they have to. It's a disaster. This is what we're Yeah, this is what I said. Hi, I wanted to reach out and alert you to a guest staying at a resort who has diarrhea and would like to make sure he does I fucking missed so many. I restored to his diarrhea and would like to make sure he does... I fucking missed so many words.

Does enter any hot tubs due to the bio-risk. I have family members staying here who are allergic to diarrhea and did not bring their EpiPen. Thank you, Gracias. He'll be the Asian man doing a jackpot in the pool. And then I texted Steve. I said, can you send us a video of you doing a jackpot? Yeah. Thank you, slash, Gracias.

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There you go. I did it. So we have possible Jack Knight from Che and a possible viral attempt from Mincy. And now we wait. So I told him. I updated. I also sent the tweet saying he was downgraded. He's out.

I also sent the diarrhea tweet. Good. I will call again, too. I'm going to send an email. I want him thrown out. I want sent the diarrhea tweet. I will call again, too. I'm going to send an email. I want him thrown out. I want it so bad. I need him in cuffs. If he doesn't spend one night

in a Mexican prison, we've not done our jobs. Just like a printed out sign just like, this man can't go in here due to feces. Going to jail for diarrhea. Dude, I would be the biggest criminal in the world. Alright, I'm sending an email with full details.

They need to be alerted. Yeah, just as long as they're aware. Because I won't be able to rest at night knowing other people are in that pool. The thought of unsanitary water in Mexico doesn't sit right with me. That beach was remarkably empty, wasn't it?

Yeah. Huge, too. I mean, it's also Mexico in late May. Is that not a good time to go? I think it's pretty hot. I think most. Yeah, but it's on a beach. Yeah.

But I think most of those places. You think that's where you go in like February? Yeah. Packed. Oh. I've never been to Mexico. Can't go because you don't have a passport. I have to go to Idaho. Yeah. Am I going to Idaho? Yeah. Oh, packed. I've never been to Mexico. Can't go because you don't have a passport. I have to go to Idaho.

Am I going to Idaho? Yeah. Oh, cool, cool. Probably should get that booked. Me and Tom. Oh, yeah, we're going to. I canceled the flight credit from Perth. We got to do that soon before it goes away because that's a lot of money down the drain.

I forgot about that. I sure didn't. You got to go to Perth. Yep. Get to. Yes sure didn't. You got to go to Perth. Yep. Get to. Yes, thank you. Steven said, did the hotel ban me from the pool? I said, we're trying.

Yeah. We are trying. Is he watching the show right now? No, I just texted him asking him where he's staying. What? Why would he ask that question? Because I said, I was like, we're trying to get you a hot tub. I was like, tell me where. He said, why do you need my hotel? I was like, because're trying to get you a hot tub. I was like, tell me where.

He said, why do you need my hotel? I was like, because we're alerting them that you have diarrhea. And he gave it to you after that? Yeah. Che's down for anything. He is. He's the most down guy in the world. Okay.

FaceTime Che right now and have him put his phone in his pocket and ask the pool if it's okay if he can swim in the pool after having diarrhea. Diarrhea. Yeah. He said he's going to lunch right now so it's gonna be a while probably gonna get more diarrhea yeah food on top of diarrhea is more diarrhea perfect recipe so mincey's going viral right now i one of y'all can call if you want to follow up but i said i said he's got an hour he acted i don't think he's gonna follow the hour timeline. Yeah, no urgency really. There was no urgency whatsoever.

And I don't think he really got what I was trying to – I was trying to give him two extra days. That didn't seem to – he seems so self-assured that he's going viral tonight. Which means he's not. Yeah, he's not shooting shots at all. He's trying to snipe his viral moment. He wants a buzzer beater, which makes no sense. He's got his eye locked in.

Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe he's right. You said he has a shot. Maybe that's the way to do it. Because you say, you announce at 10 p.m., I will be putting out the viral video. Everyone's waiting with bated breath.

Locked in and watch it. And then even if they hate it, they're interacting with it. You just need views. I know what the idea is. You do? Yeah. Is it. Yeah. And then even if they hate it, they're interacting with these views. Yeah. I know what the idea is. You do. Yeah. Is it good? It's not going to go viral.

No. Is he trying? I think it's 50 50. I think big cat's going to retweet it and say, I can't believe Mincy thought this would go viral. And then everyone's. No, I'm not going to.

I'm not going to retweet it. Fuck that. Yeah. Does you just view count, right? Yeah. Yeah. Or he could trend. Okay.

So are we in solidarity that we're not going to retweet it? Or if it's good enough, we will retweet it? No, you guys can retweet it. I'm not. Okay. Unless it's really good. Is this something that will draw a reaction from a live crowd? It could.

Okay. It's not as good as streaking, which I still think is on the table. How far do you think he'd get? He wouldn't get over the wall. I don't know if he could get his pants down. If he gets out onto the field. He sneaks in the right field corner and starts running, trying to get to third base. How far do you think he'd get? Is he greased or not?

Always. He's greased. He's is he greased or not? Always. He's greased. He's greased. He's going to be out there for a while. We got a spade, Damon. There's nowhere to grab him. Dude, if he goes streaking fully greased, then he gets viral. The full week.

No, he gets a viral immunity for a year. I'll say that right now, Mincy. Full greased streak. You will not have to... You can do whatever you want for an entire calendar. I gotta say, that's worth it. Yeah. I mean, he could wear

like a thong. Hey man, grease me up. He doesn't have to be fully naked. I don't want him to get like arrested. He could get arrested anyway, but yeah, he could wear a thong and do it. I don't want him to be considered Arrested Yeah Well he'd get arrested anyway But yeah he could wear You could wear a thong And do it I don't want him to be considered

Like a predator Right There's children there So thong But very like shiny greased Glistening Glistening greased Although

He should do that I mean that's a great deal for him He'd end up catching on fire Him being a predator Would be pretty funny Yeah If like we had to have whatever the... I don't know if it was just the police would show up and do interviews with us being like,

is it okay he works here if we're just on a map? I think we just have to have a sign in the front. Yeah. The only problem is I think he'd get a lifetime ban from the SEC tournament and that would kill him. Oh, no. I think that would kill him. No, that would be the most devastating thing to be impossible.

What if he did it for a good cause? He had hogs for the cause written across his chest. Yeah. And then. QR code. Yeah, QR code. Re-stop. Like the G disappears and it says hose.

You can get far. Hose for a cause. Oh, someone's cooking. Oh, yeah. Is that onions? Do I pick up onions? Yeah, did you get an onion there? I think it's a deep fryer yeah Is that onions? Do I pick up onions? Did you get an onion there? I think it's a deep fryer An onion?

How does he make it fry? I don't smell it That's what I'm trying to say I don't either Oh I do I don't Well I don't I don't think smells go to this corner

We're in a bad smell corner? Yeah There's Donnie Y'all waft it That's not Thank you boys You got nothing Y'all waft it. That's not. Thank you, boys. You got nothing.

Just smells like hands now. Smells like Vim. Yeah, that smells good. Damn. You guys are missing out. Come over here. Come over to this side. Don't do it, Brandon. I don't believe it.

No, it smells great over here. Should we do a whirlpool? Should we all run in a circle real quick? Good? When something first hits the frying pan with breadcrumbs, slightly burnt. Make the sizzle noise. Do they make candles that are just like,

candles, sautéed onion candles would be cool. That would be awesome. I bet they have it. Yeah. You didn't. That would be awesome. Bet they have it. You didn't. But which message board? Which subscription based message board was that from?

Sign up for an app. There's an app that's just genius ideas for free. Ideas to pass off on your own. Had all the ideas. Mensa form. Is there a mensa form what is mensa gotta be you have to have an iq over 120 or something have you guys what do they do though is that low is it 120 we should try to get into mensa who have you guys ever done an iq

test no no i'm surprised we haven't i'm horrified to do it. We should do one. What's on it? I don't even know. Pass. What is it? Okay, two of the most well-known IQ tests are Stanford, Binet, and Cattell. I'll explain in more detail. Price, quality, and ferraments in the top 2% mean scoring 132 or more in the Stanford, Binet, or 148.

So, can you take them online, or do you have to buy them? I don't know. I'll buy the crew. Cheap one. Let's see if I can buy the crew some IQ tests. And then do you have to pay to be in Mensa every year? Like they get together? Yeah, I don't know.

What do they do? Is it like a networking thing? Party? Yeah, is there a Mensa? I wonder if there's ever been a Mensa rager. There was a Mensa party on Full House one time. What? I think because Jesse went and he fell out of place.

Yeah. How do you get the test? There was another one where they got tricked into going to a Mensa. Is that the Simpsons? I don't know. Oh, let's take an IQ test. No. They got tricked into going to Mensa.

I'm horrified by this. All right, let's take an IQ test. Do we get a professional? No, let's just do it as a group. We all going to do it. Oh, yeah. Collective. Still dog shit.

Hey, Kate, can you miss a day? Do you need a card to pay for it? Wait, can you find us one? Wait. IQ tests are administered by trained professionals. No, but there's got to be an online one that we can find. Yeah, you're going to take the fake Wonderlic, though. No, but TJ, find us the best possible online IQ test.

There's got to be a really good IQ test. I would like to know our cumulative IQ. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's find one. Now these Mensa message boards, are they like clean, well-groomed, smart-ass dudes? Or are these dudes that are like, let's come together and be entrepreneurial and do real stuff?

I don't know if I've ever met a proven genius. I don't think the real smart people would join Mensa. Get Big Cat back, please. Big Cat! Big Cat! Why do we need his card? We have a guest. We have a guest.

We have a guest! I see. Tell him to run. Big Cat, run. Run, run, run, run, run. They said we have a guest. Hurry, sit down, sit down, sit down. Don't look.

Holy shit. What? Oh! Fogman! It's Chip. I'm seeing myself in the main feed. It's Fogman! Fogman, what's Tripp. I'm seeing myself in the main feed. It's Fogman! Fogman, what's up, dude?

Did not have this in my bingo card. Neither did we. TJ got punished because he didn't... I did the ad to start the show. He said I didn't, so we went back and we said, his punishment is he's got to try to book Fogman, and then he booked Fogman. Yeah. Well, here we are. We went back and we said his punishment is he's got to try to book Fugman. And then he booked Fugman.

Yeah. Well, here we are. So I guess first question is, are you going to get married? That's a good question. The challenge is, so it's funny, like when that was recorded, I sent it to a friend. episode was like is there anything you need to cut and he said cut that yeah yeah no that's a good friend that's a good friend both of us were dumb enough to double down and say no like we think that that accurately describes the situation which like i wish i had when you're getting roasted by the internet it'd be nice to like come on and say no no like that that isn't how it's supposed to be interpreted

like i kind of got a double down on it yeah you could never get married to alex no no no yeah that's okay all right back up sorry my bad that is not it it's it the game plan was to get married and uh and then when when we figured out there's a kid on the way we just hit pause on it and you know it will we get married at a point in the future there's a very good chance but is it booked and and like on like confirmed like no so uh yeah i i don't have anything overly insightful to to say about it other than like what i said i love her uh our relationship is has been a lot of fun we're super excited for the kid will we get married in in the future i hope hope so. Is it firmed up today? No. Yeah. Okay.

Alright, so wait, do you guys know if you're having a boy or girl? We're having a girl. Congratulations. Congratulations. Should we do some name ideas? I mean, you gotta watch the episode. We talk about names. Alright, so give us a couple that are out there.

First of all, very, very happy that we get another Fugman. Mm-hmm. Yep. We want the world to be filled to the brim with Fugmans. I wish I had a shirt that said Fugman on it. Well, we got a shirt for you. With your permission, we wanted to make a shirt Fug around and find out. Okay.

That's a yes? It's just Alex's face when you said no. I don't think I can give permission to that. Okay, alright, fair. But you know, one of the Oh. Did you see

Jersey Jerry's tweet? Yeah, so describe how this situation has all developed from our end. Would that be interesting? did you see Jersey Jerry's tweet? yeah so can you describe how this situation has all developed from our end? would that be interesting? yeah of course so yesterday there was a tweet that came out from one of y'all's accounts

about fumbling a bag right? that's a fan that was a fan account that was not us okay but same thing yeah we're we're a pro fuggman show okay it was a very good tweet though okay it wasn't i agree wait what was the tweet it was like who's fumbled the biggest bag and then some fan account was oh wait but then it was ex-husband dad owns the okc thunder ex-husband mom is a medium but that's

not that's not our account no that's not our account also we should say that she it's a verified account that says stooley on it. So not our account, not our account. But like funny tweets. And what I wanted, you know, obviously mean, but like, you know, she loves to laugh at herself. I wanted her to reply. Forgot to mention she got knocked up by a jew named fun yeah why oh that would have killed that would have been incredible here's the issue you can't make fun of jews if you're not jewish like we're not good at taking the joke oh but she's she's

she's got fugment inside of her yeah she's i i think she has jewish in her now yeah yes she's literally carrying a fugman good point but i don't know how how the jews of twitter would have would have reacted got it and i'm not a big twitter guy god i tweeted that's very apparent because you thought that guy worked for us and and so like we let it we let it there was just like not a good response to it because you don't want to come up and start like defending yourself right like what are you having to do come on hey guys stop stop saying fuggman like what's that yeah uh and so like you think it's passed and then they clip that that video and I open up my Twitter and I saw it. Then I walk in and I tell him, like, hey, this shit's they just tweeted something else.

It's going viral. And then I guess you tweeted it. And then I saw Jerry tweeted it and Jerry said City Up Boys. I don't know what that means, but I like the sound of it. Yeah. City boys. City boys up. What does that mean? I don't know.

City boys up means boy. It's like misogyny. It's boys eating. Yeah. It's like getting guys doing better than women. It's like guys knocking someone up and being like, I ain't marrying you. Well, that's not the case. You're not.

Right, right, right, right, right. I was just giving you an example of what a city boy is. Yeah. I was giving you a city boy example. Did you go into that podcast, you two, and were like, we're going to have this conversation. It might be uncomfortable and it might rile people up. Or was that just impromptu? Yeah. It might be uncomfortable and it might rile people up. Or was that just impromptu? Yeah, the whole the whole like premise of just Alex is for her to have a platform where she just goes up and like really speaks it how it is.

So everything from what went down with her divorce to our relationship to the kid and and parenting and everything in between. So I think it's the I think, you know, the way she describes it, it's going to be like a very, you know, a lifestyle podcast focused on, you know, what's happening with her, which largely will be family oriented and hence like why, you know, we do have conversations like that, like tomorrow or Thursday, we're dropping an interview with like a really successful entrepreneur who talks about like finances of a kid and how he thinks about you know how he thinks about raising his child the next week which I think y'all will get

a kick up we're gonna like live do our finances and prenup on the podcast oh yeah well yes yes y'all can assess how big of a bag she found. Okay.

I like that. I like that. So was there promotional motivation or was that intended just for the core audience of the podcast? Were you planning on clipping that out and posting it yourselves? Was it clipped? I don't know. That was the guy who clipped that.

Yeah. Like from, from your, the socials on your end, were you guys planning on putting that out as a clip it's it's not it's it's not my podcast sure i don't know if they're not like was that clip by the internet was that somebody is clipped by the internet yeah i don't know yeah well dude fuggman you rock you rock fuggman does we're a Fugman first show. Can I get an understanding of who's in the room? Like, all I see is my giant face, and then six.

It's Nick, Brandon, myself, Big Cat, KB, Mook, Titus, and Kate. Hello. Okay. Hi, everyone. Hi. Hello. Hello. We're a Fugman first show.

We're pro-Fugman. Yeah. We'd love some popcorn in the office. Oh. All right. We're pro-Fugman. Would love some popcorn in the office. Oh. Actually, Fugman, I tried your popcorn like two years ago. I love it. Before I even knew that you were the one who made it.

Thank you very much. The Jonas Brothers popcorn. Yeah, we created that brand with them. That shit is so good. For people who don't know, he has a popcorn... You do popcorn, chicken... Skins? Is he fucking rich, too yeah so you have a bag yourself yeah he's got the popcorn bag that that that could have been the tweet is like i she fumbled a bag but did she fumble and did she stumble into a new bag yeah nah you got to keep the Jewish thing. I agree.

We have a pretty big business. Yeah. I'm a fan. He's got a popcorn that's like sweet and salty. It's not like kettle corn. It's so good. There it is. Where did you try it?

I think I saw it on like an Instagram ad and I just tried it. Or maybe it was like in the office and then I bought a bunch. Okay. Well, happy to send y'all some we got this uh fried chicken skin product as well called flock which like some people love other people hate so i'm sure you guys can uh taste that during streaming and and those who hate it can take a big dump on me and tell me how shitty of a snack it is cool yeah not us not us sounds good. Sounds good. Not us. If we hate it, we'll keep our opinion to ourselves. Big pussies.

Yeah. All right, so Fugman, thank you. We appreciate it. We are a Fugman First show. If you're ever in Chicago, we'd love to have you come by.

And yeah, we'll get some of your snacks and we'll give you a live taste test review. And make more of you, please. Yeah. More Fugman.

The world needs more. The plan is for four. Yeah. More Fugman. The world needs more. The plan is for four. Oh! More Fugmans! Is that breaking news? Four Fugs! Y'all got to listen to the pod. Thank you.

Oh, wow. Thank you. Appreciate it. We'll see you, man. Fugman. God damn it, he was likeable. Yeah, he was. Unreal.

Yes, he was. I think I'm a Fugman fan. Oh, wow. Bennett might have came out all right. I think I'm a Fugman fan. Oh, wow. Bennett might have came out alright. I think so. She knows what she's doing. I just thought she got knocked up and then was never going to get married, you know, like some people.

That tweet would have rocked. Those two should help Mincy go viral. Consultants. Fuck. Fugman. Mincycy consultant what if mincy hired consultants just like the oh don't put it back as blogs yeah don't i don't put it back i like fuckman a lot dude that the popcorn like because you know i'm being honest because i had it before i even knew it was a fuckman joint it's really really, really good. I'm going to order some.

If I were him, I would have never appeared on this program. Kudos to him. It sounded like he was completely oblivious as to what was going to happen or what was happening. It's a good way to live. Good looking guy, too. Yep. All right. Really tasteful house.

Good looking. He's got a good take on the internet too yeah well he did he doesn't know anything about it that's the best thing that's the best way to take city up just fly in and like be funny but don't it's like what's the old uh was it iced tea had that one or no log on talk a little shit log off yeah and then the other one being like, how can you get harassed on the internet? Just close your eyes. Yeah, it can't be cyberbullied. That was Tyler's creative idea.

It can't be cyberbullied, just close your eyes. That's the Fugman Protocol. He's got it all fucking figured out, man. Yeah, he does. Oh no, we have an update on... Wait, this has been a crazy day of just internet updates. What do we have a We have a update on Wait this has been a crazy day of just Internet updates What do we have now

Another Bosco war with Book it with Trent guy Oh yeah Trent I think Trent has weighed in Wait what's this one There's a whole saga now So the saga is alright so here's what happened I was on the run down yesterday I was like Rico you All you do do is obsessively consume all the –

like any content that could potentially say your name. That's all he does. Like that's 14 hours a day. He's like, no, I'm a changed guy. I don't care. I just worry about myself. And then like maybe two minutes later, he started bashing Nicky Smokes for going to the Preakness

with this guy, book it with Trent, who's a Twitter gambler. Why does it Rico like him? I don't know, but it's just a classic case of Rico, like policing other people's actions being like, why is he there with them?

Like kind of tattling, but not tattling. And then Nikki smokes went at Rico and was like grown man, family and all keeping tabs on who a 24 year old goes on. Nikki shouldn't have said the 24th thing that hairline because a lot of people like do your 24 24 year old goes on trips with and who I interact with on Twitter. Anyone who is good to me and I'm good to them including you. Why don't you just send me the people on your do.

This is hard to read. Oh you're fine. On your do not interact list so I can go through them all. Pretty reasonable response. Yeah, reasonable response. Yeah, I thought so. And then they buried the hatchet, but then Book It With Trent, who Rico was tattling with,

just released a statement. I want to hear this. You guys are yapping up a storm, talking shit about me. You don't even know me. I don't even know you. I've never talked to you. Okay, I know you're jealous. We had a freaking beautiful suite for the Kentucky Derby. Were you there? Probably not,

but I was with your boy, Nikki smokes. And we had a grand time out here running your mouth, calling me deplorable, me deplorable. Aren't you the guy who damn near almost killed somebody throwing a high noon at full speed. The same guy who was bullying somebody else's wife on the internet from barstool i get it engagement's low we got to get them numbers up the show numbers aren't doing what you thought they would be doing so you got to stir the pot on the twitter feed i get it you're not the first guy to do this you take a look in the mirror first he could have done better running around calling others yeah but what is he got somebody write that for him yeah it does feel like he's reading a telephone.

What is Rico's issue with this guy? He exists. Yeah. Yeah. He's on Twitter and does gambling, and Rico, you know, doesn't like that. Yeah, got it. I mean, I like that. This guy seems fine.

I've never met him, or I don't know anything about him, but. He said everything that's already been said. Yeah. Yeah. I think somebody wrote him some talking points That's all And it might have been Dave or Big Cat Oh wow

But this will then The full circle of this will be Rico will claim that he didn't start a war with this guy Even though he did And that will be seen Yeah because he squashed it with Nicky Smokes He's going to claim the whole thing was squashed Yeah that guy had no right to come at him.

And round and round we go. Do you know that guy? I know of him. Yeah, I don't know him. Do we have an IQ test, TJ? That was Fugman. Should we do a mints update? Fugman is the best.

Yeah, I get it. I get it. I kind of get it, too. I'd carry his child. Yeah. Even if he didn't want to marry me. Me. Me.

I'm still trying to figure out the motivation and intention behind even having that conversation. I think they just pair. I mean, they're doing their finances. Is it like we're the transparent couple having therapy live for our audience? Yeah, I don't know. I think the way he explained it, though, made a lot of sense. They were going to get married, and the baby happened, and he's like, well, we'll get married down the made a lot of sense like they they were going to get married and the baby happened and he's like well we'll get married down the road and she's like we're going to get married and he says whoa what down the road right he just

said the word no right yeah that felt like that that's always tough it's tough like makes for a great clip i love you and then you like i like you too yeah makes for a great clip but yeah thank you i appreciate that love yeah i hope they're happy what was your mincey update i said should i call him because we're running out of show he's no he's not gonna do it he's he was so disinterested because he he was disinterested yeah he just did not want to do so but he's so confident not even confident he knows it's gonna go super viral yeah but he said that. So if he's confident and it doesn't happen, are you really going to bring him home tomorrow? Yes.

Okay. He has to come home. Again, he can go back. Bring it home, John B. But he's got to come back. He knows that. Wait, you think he's just going to drive here, touch Chicago, and go right back?

That's totally fine. If he crosses the state border, that counts. I think he should go into the office. I'm okay with him if he wants to stay at the airport. Mincy is a poker player. What if he calls the bluff? What if there is no bluff? You have to come back.

The bluff is like, fuck you. I'm not coming back. I'm staying at this. What leverage does he have? And then I will text him and be like, Mincy's got to go. I will. I mean, he can't. I'm working on it. I think Mincy's going to go. I will. I mean, he can't just... I'm working on it. I know what you're saying.

I think Mincy's going to go... I think Mincy, you're going to be like, Mincy, you have to come back. He's like, nah. We've set the standard. We have set the standard. And then he'll just do his thing.

We've set the standard that there are no repercussions. Okay. I agree with you. Because I do... That's my fear in all this. Not that I want Mincy to be punished. I just want...

For comedic effect, I do want him to fly back, touch Chicago. Me too. I just want to see that. The content. Because he is making content about the SEC tournament, right? That's like part of his shtick. I think he's going there. He's going there.

That's where he wants to be. Yeah, there's no reason for – he's not doing anything. It's not sold. He could do it from here. Of course. That's where he wants to be He's not doing anything. It's not sold. He could do it from here. Of course. That's where he wants to be in the world right now. Right. Okay.

And he has already started. He's speaking around to the office of everybody who's got a good baseball team, saying, hey, if your team makes it to Omaha, I'll go out there with you. I hope. He said it to me. I think he said it to Big T. He just wants to make sure he's got a place in Omaha. Yeah.

That is a fun week, though. You going to go? Only if Mississippi State goes. Are they going to go? They've got potential, but probably not. Shit. They're in the mix. TJ, did you find us an IQ test?

Yeah, there's not like one specific online one. And some of them are like an hour long, but this one is shorter. You see like a taste maybe? Wait, hold on. Do the High Noon ad. Yeah. Just do like an IQ Sporkle. IQ Sporkle.

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Visit HighNoonSpirits.com to find a pack near you. HighNoonSpirits.com to find a pack near you. Highnoonspirits.com to find a pack near you. What's up? What's up, Kate? What's going on, Brandon? What was happening? Nothing. I wasn't doing anything.

I wasn't trying. Got something on your mind? No, I was just going to see if Nick and we would, nothing. Something you want to say? I have nothing to say. Do you have something to say? Do you want us to get Pat on and pressure him? Yes.

Into marrying you? Yes. I'll be honest. I never want to get married on and pressure him into marrying you? I'll be honest. I never want to get married. Oh. Again. Again. Yeah.

No, I joke about it. But you did the ring finger thing. You were like. I did. Yeah, no, I know. I'm just joking around. What about a big old rock? What about you just be engaged forever?

No interest in it. None. None. What about all his money, though? I'm okay. Are we talking about Kate's Fugman situation? situation yeah i'm all right be fugman he's gotta come up with the popcorn this online test gives an indication of general cognitive abilities represented by an icu iq sorb kate say the word we'll get you that we'll get you a rock we'll get you married all right

might not be we do the wedding here yeah oh yeah office do the call it and do the wedding here? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do the gauntlet and then the wedding. Have them do the gauntlet. Yeah, you're waiting at the end. You may kiss the bride, but first you must make a cornhole. Score a soccer goal. Dizzy wedding. Dizzy wedding. You have to walk down the aisle dizzy.

Oh, shit. If we can sell it through sales, I'll get married. There. You have to kiss. Interesting. All right, here we go. Here we up. You didn't have to kiss. Interesting. All right, here we go. Here we go. We're going to need Kyle. Yeah.

All right, so we're 18 to 50. 18 to 50. Yeah, I think we barely fit in that. Kyle is definitely the smartest of all the Yak universe. All right, we got this. I think the office. Our collective IQ. Jay's in Mexico.

Here we go. There's our Asian. All right. Oh, no, I'm out oh that's that's nobody panic well wait that's just an example oh shit i am horrible i was already out after the example all right in this example you see red line boxes one of which is empty you have to yeah b is the it's you gotta figure out here's the other thing sequentially because this is a collective yeah this is a collective iq okay one of us has to at least answer one question. Yeah, sure. So we can't just be like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

Maybe Kyle can be final answer person. Okay. But we have to, everyone has to chip in. You said this was cumulative. This wasn't, okay. All right, here we go. Start the test. I'll smell it now.

Well, it's B, right? Kyle walked out of the room. Kyle walked out of the room. All right, we can, we can, we can, we can. We'll be all right. All right, all right. All right, here we go. Start the test. I'll smell it now. Well, it's B, right? Kyle walked out of the room. All right, we can go. All right, exercise. So this one's obviously bottom right. Yeah. So A.

Yes. A. Okay. Yes. Okay, I didn't even know. That was a little fast. That was a lot fast. Yeah, a lot fast.

So we're going to go. Square plus square. We need a diamond inside. We need a square. We need a diamond. It's E. No. You were wrong. You did the wrong thing. We need a square. We need a diamond. It's E. No. No.

You were wrong. You did the wrong thing. E was right there. Okay. All right. We're going. Everybody relax. Oh, it's timed.

It's too fast. It's timed. It's 25 minutes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Circle, circle, circle. Blank circle plus blank circle. It's the empty triangle.

The empty triangle. F. F. The empty triangle. All right, Brady, you do this one. No, no. The empty triangle. F. All right, Brandy, you do this one. No, no, I'm good. Brandy, you do this. Scroll down, TJ.

Middle left. F. Middle left. F. F. They keep talking. I know. We're getting left out.

All right, up. Shit, this is hard. This one's easier. Yeah, it's B, right? It's going to be a C. No, it's not B. No. It's going to be D.

D. All right, I think everyone has to do one answer. I just did. I did D. No, you didn't. You said B first. All right, Nick, you're up. Oh, Jesus. Okay.

This is Tetris. This one's very confusing. I know this one. You know this one. Help me out, then. I don't. I know this one. You know this one. Help me out then. I know this one. Is it going to be E? This is easy.

Yeah. This is easy. You need six. This is easy. All right. Bottom right. Okay. Top. Oh, man.

What the hell? Top again. It's going to have five. So two, three. One, two, three. Two, three, four. All the way on the left. Three, four, five.

Or on the bottom. E. Primarily on the bottom. Brandon, we don't have that. I was trying, and we don't have good cues. It's E. Yeah, it's E. E.

E. Brandon, go. No, I just did. I tried to go. Go, Brandon. All right. Oh, my God. This is a dense one.

This one has a real. I don't get this at all. I think it's going to be this. This is a dense one. This one has a real. I don't get this at all. I think it's going to be this. This has a heft to it. This has a real weight. I don't like this one. This has a real. Pass.

It looks like it's the second shape upside down. So, like, the first one's flipped. The second one's flipped. The third one's going to be that shape but flipped. So, C. What? I'm going to go C. Oh, yep flipped so see what i'm gonna go see oh yep i see what you're saying yeah all right let me try this let me try this go big cat okay okay okay

okay you got this yeah you got that's that is jesus i'm an idiot oh yeah that is that's an easy one that's an easy one did we click on the children's IQ one? I mean, that is like laughable. I don't know how this is. It's D. Everybody shut up. I was doing it. I was going to get to D. Let the man do it.

I was going to get to D. I'm out. Up, left, down. Up, down. Right, up, left. Left. Oh, yeah. It's left, left. Yeah, we, yeah. It's, it's, it's. Left, left.

No, it's. Yeah, we know it. I don't. Do we? It's up. It's up, right? Yeah. You just turn it left twice.

It's up, but which one? Oh. It would be. It's D. Yeah, D. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it's D.

This will be our best podcast in weeks. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It was D. This will be our best podcast in weeks. Wow. I mean, we gave the people. Che diarrhea, we gave the people. Listen, let's exit this. Because by chance, we don't get to make fun of Mintz. Finish. Go finish.

Hit finish. That's A. Yeah, let's see what we get. Hit finish. How can you just finish 11 questions in? That's A. That's A. That's A.

That's A. Yeah, let's see what finish we get. That wasn't fun, though. No, it's see what we get. Hit finish. How can you just finish 11 questions in? I want to say. Yeah, let's see what finish. That wasn't fun, though. No, it wasn't fun at all. No. The score is below 100? Oh, no shit. We gave up. I thought it was going to be like Jack and Jill have five apples. Those are all the same.

That what an IQ test is? You got to do shapes? Christ, I hope not. That sucked. That sucked. So bad at shapes. That's what I had to do to get into the gifted program at school in third grade. But the shapes were on the table. You had to move them and stuff. Wait, was I autistic? Yes.

Top math. What are these? It's a letter T in a series. I don't even understand that question. Well, that's going to be... It's just asking what letter... Do you know the alphabets with that? Yeah.

I'll have to count backwards. That's too much. Can you do the alphabet backwards easy? Did your dad teach you that? He didn't teach me much. 21? Do drug addicts do alphabets? I think alcoholics.

Correct answer, not present. Was he an alcohol guy? No. 20. He's better than that. 21. It's a MENCI program. Just drugs.

So you're down to sober. Minus 50. Yep. If a circle is one, how many is an octagon? Eight. Well, it seems like eight. Yeah. Which of the following is the least like the other?

No, novel. Shit. You of the following is the least like the others? Note, novel, novel. Shit. You said noble. I'm out. Uh-oh. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

That's noble. Like a fucking belly button? Is there like a street smarts busted balls test I could take? A sports gambling test? You're a busted balls genius. Yeah. Fuck. This is not my IQ.

Damn. And also, there's no way to raise it, right? You can't study and be... I think it is what it is. You just get branded with it at age eight, and you just have to live the rest of your life. No way. Fuck.

Well, is it ever changing? Smart's test. Streets. That's not really a questionnaire Yeah You can just Yeah we're a good judge of character Oh yeah that was stupid

Check Mincy's Twitter IQ's dumb All of us are geniuses in our own way Check Mincy's Twitter. It's probably nothing. IQ's dumb. All of us are geniuses in our own way. He just reposted the clip of the Yaxay and Mincy's on Viral Watch. Okay. And he tweeted, is LSU back? Okay, those are not good. What if that just went viral?

Yeah, with like 10 million likes. I need a Mincy and Liffey Don collab That would go viral That would go viral Oh yeah that would definitely go viral She's wherever Skeens is right Don't you follow him around now I think so He's good

Yeah he's good So Like The best in how long Years Decades Century Strasburg Best rookie Best rookie since Strasburg maybe like the best in how long? Years, decades, centuries? Year, year.

Strasburg? Strasburg was probably. Best rookie since Strasburg maybe? That's tough. That's a decade. Is baseball good at hype? Yeah, pretty good. I think this guy should be more.

I think it's way better. It's not that good at hype, right? But like every player that's hyped. Like Bryce Harper was hyped up. Yeah. That was 20 years ago. He was the most hyped. That was like 20 years ago.

Yeah, but it's not – No, I don't think – These guys can only come around so often. Surely Otani was coming over and it was like we didn't realize how good he was. I think he was hyped, wasn't he? I don't think that that's – I think they're great at hype. I think they're accurate with their hype.

Yeah, they don't overhype. Well, it's just hard to hype because – When's the last player with hype? Jackson Holiday was hyped. He's 18. He's 19. He was like 0 for 30. Yeah, but he's too young to even be there.

The hype doesn't compare to football or baseball. No. Basketball's the best at hype. Hockey's getting good at hype. Hockey is getting good at hype. Hockey's been good at hype. They have a generational guy every other year. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Macklin Celebrini. Yeah. Is it fair to say

the game is too slow for that kind of hype? Baseball? Because it's like you can hype up a guy, and then it's like – It's more maybe that like – Well, see you again in 20 minutes. She's right on that. She's right on that. You know?

Yeah. The world moves too fast for baseball's hype. Also, in baseball, you do something good three out of every ten times. Yeah. Well, not if you're a pitcher. Unless you're a pitcher. Unless you're a pitcher. Pitcher hype works.

And Paul Skeens is – Yeah, now I want to watch every time he pitches. He's awesome. He was incredible his second start. I think his first start he was all right. Okay, yeah. He's been awesome. You met Sax Boy.

Yeah, I bumped into Sax Boy. What the fuck? Yeah, I was walking down the street and I just heard him coming in a yellow windbreaker. That feels not like a coincidence. People said that to me. In a city of millions, Saxboy's... I was walking down the street and I bumped into Saxboy. I was nowhere near the office, though, so it felt coincidental.

Yeah, no chance that was coincidence. Who's Saxboy? Saxboy's the guy that ranked me high in the Pirates ranking. He was here? No, he was in Chicago for the Cubs. Pirates, yeah. Did you guys talk? Real quick. He was nice. He was just like, hey, can I get a picture? It Pirates. Do you guys talk? Real quick.

He was nice. He was just like, hey, can I get a picture? It's great seeing you. And then he went away. Yeah. Great seeing you outside your apartment. Somebody touched my shoulder. He's like, Nick, what's up?

And I freaked out. Holy shit. Sax boy. Oh, man. Yeah. Did he post a picture? Yeah. Sax boy.

I assumed you guys had met up. No. No, he just bumped into him. That doesn't guys had met up. No, no. He just bumped into him. That's. That doesn't seem like a coincidence. Listen, listen. Wait for next. Wait for the ranking.

Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. And the game had just ended, but he was down by like 10 Lizzie. Oh, look at him. I know exactly where you are. That that wasn't a coincidence. Really? No. Oh, look at him. I know exactly where you are. That wasn't a coincidence. Really?

No. Oh, heaven. That's not right. No, it's not an extra regular. What do you mean it's not a coincidence? Listen, listen. He stalked you? No, he didn't.

No, no, no. That's a pretty busy street. Sax Boy would not do that. Sax Boy's a good guy. That's a busy street. I'm not saying he stalked you. It's a busy street. What are you saying?

It would make it a coincidence. Randomly bumped into Nick and Rudy on the street. Oh, Rudy. He said Sax he stalked you. What are you saying? It would make it a coincidence. Randomly bumped into Nick and Rudy on the street. Oh, Rudy. He said Sax Boy. Told you. I just, yeah. Wait. I drove by.

He kind of made it seem like you stopped him. You recognize? You like immediately knew that was Sax Boy? I immediately knew that was Sax Boy. I follow Sax Boy and he does those videos in the yellow windbreaker. Had Rudy been tweeting or Instagramming? No. Who's this?

That's an Uber driver I had. You were with... Good picture. Thanks, man. Love you. You were with Obelisk earlier that day. Obelisk the Tormentor,

the Yu-Gi-Oh. Yes, the Yu-Gi-Oh monster. What the hell are y'all talking about? I've been bumping into people. You're going to the game tomorrow night too? Yeah. Oh, that'll be fun.

Grace. Where are you sitting um my seats his seats i bought mine but thursday i gotta buy mine so oh you could take mine but you said i want to sit in the sun i said that no oh i offered my seats and he said first of all i don't want to take your seats two days but you said are your seats brandy you definitely would you definitely would you just know my seats are in the sun? Brandon, you definitely would do that. Yes, they're in the sun. You definitely would. You just know my seats are in the sun. It's 77 degrees. I got to sit in the shade. Right.

Yeah. So that's why you're not. But why would you make fun of me for that? Who went to more Blackhawks games with your tickets? You or Brandon? He did. No, no. I went to four.

I went to five. You didn't go to five. I went to five. But next year, we're going to split them. Yeah. Yeah. You know, a fair amount. Yeah.

Oh, I have – My problem was the Blackhawks games, they played so many Sunday games in football season. Tough. I have an exciting thing. Maybe exciting. Y'all know I've been giving money to my high school, right? And I gave them money for the rings. Yes.

By the way, if I go down there soon, I'll get yours. Anyway, the guy, the athletic director, sent me what they might name after me. And I'm going to send it to TJ right now. Oh, shit. And you're excited about it. What about me? Well, you gave 20% of what I gave. Right, but still.

I'll get something named after you. I'll get something named after you. But he has zero allegiance. Yeah, I wanted something. I'll get you something. I'll get you something. Maybe if they, you know what I'll settle for? Brandon Walker, but it's spelled Brandan Walker.

That's what I want. That's what I want. That's what I want. His name has a type of Brandan. Yeah. Brandan. That's 20%. How many letters are in your name?

Well, I gave $10,000. Right, I gave $2,000. That's less than 20%. All I want is one letter changed. i want an o being an a all right i you brandon i would i don't ask for i got you i would like it brand fair it's fair it's fair i'll i don't even know i'm not even asking for brand daniel which you might be asking for that no no no uh tj i just sent you what they might name after me which by the way is not, is not a sign.

You don't know what it is. No. You think we could guess? It's not a physical sign or anything. It's not like a building. Vending machine. Okay. Yeah, is it like a patch of grass?

No. Is this a human? You're going to name a human after him? We've got a three-week-old boy. The Whitewater Fountain? TJ, no guesses? Well, you're excited about it, so I can't imagine. TJ, show this. This is what they might

name after me. They're going to use the Brandon Walker No, no, no, no, no, no. The Brandan Walker Light Show. Wait, that's not a thing. That's not a thing at all. I'd be pissed the fuck off. You're happy?

10K for that? Brandon, I'd be so fucking mad. What? That's a touchdown, and now time for another Brandon Walker Light Show. No, same right. The Brandan Walker Light Show. Those features are the same as your phone. They're not going to say that.

This isn't. They're not going to say time. Time. For the Brandan Walker Light Show. Time. Yeah, you're right. What? Brandon, they're not going to say that Brandan for the Brandon Walker light show. Yeah, you're right. What?

They're not going to say to Brandon Walker, time. That's not a solid liquid or gas. Time. That's only a concept. That's not our stadium. Our stadium is much bigger. That concept sucks. That sucks. Brandon, you should be so mad.

Why can't y'all be happy for my light show? Because that's a slap in the face. Yeah, no, you should want more. I want the light show. Get someone to fit in you, dude. Dude. That's nothing. Imagine you're in the graveyard on a Friday night. That's what we call our stadium. Imagine you're in the graveyard on a friday night that's

what we call our stadium imagine you're in the graveyard and we score a touchdown to go up 49 nothing and boom the brandan walker light show hits they're not going to call i'm not going to say brandan walker time we're going to do i know the guy that talks i'll tell him to say it he's not he better say brandan he'll say brandan walker light show one person complains about epilepsy it's done yeah Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you're liable. You're liable if someone has a seizure. We don't have epilepsy in Mississippi.

If someone has a seizure, I believe that. He is right. That's all you. Brandon, I love you, dude, and you deserve way more than that. That's crazy. Well, what do y'all want me to get? I said no to the field house because I don't think I deserve that. You're cemented somewhere. Why don't you deserve the field house?

You deserve it. Come on, dude. This is the one time you don't have a giant ego? Think about the sign. I never have a giant ego. Having it say Brandan Walker Fieldhouse would be awesome. Wait, you turned down a fieldhouse? For a live show?

Yeah. As someone who's invested in this, we have to turn. That's the first offer. That's not a thing. Yeah, that's the first offer. But now it's weird if he goes back and says, never mind, I would like the field house. I feel like. We want the field house.

We would like the field house. I was comfortable with the light show. The light show is not cool. That is for kids. They have animation. That's no legacy. You didn't even think about. No legacy at all.

What if we're down 30 and they hit the light show in the fourth quarter? West Point Green Wave are never down 30. Ever? Damn right. I've never been to a high school football game and been like, this light show is sick. Have you ever seen a light show after a touchdown in a high school football game? Yeah. No, you haven't. Name three. I haven't. How many

stadiums can you name named after people? 100? In the world? Yeah. I don't know if I get to 100, but I could get to 4. Can you name any light name named after people? 100? In the world? Yeah. I don't know if I'd get to 100, but I could get to four. Can you name any light shows named after people? Fuck. Nobody remembers who the light show's named after. Yeah. But no high schools really have them.

I think you should lean into the touchdown celebration. Maybe a hologram. Oh, a hologram would be cool. Oh, a Brandon hologram? Yeah, you should have them name the touchdowns after you. a hologram. Oh, a hologram would be cool. Oh, a Brandon hologram? Yeah, you should have them name the touchdowns after you. That's a Brandon Walker touchdown. No, they just can't say touchdown anymore.

That's a Brandon Walker. And another Brandon Walker for the West Point Wave. By touchdown. By the word touchdown. Yeah, I want the touchdown. That will happen in the NFL. There will be like, it'll be a subway when you're playing it. All right, let me see if the field is better than light

table. Yeah, dude, I want you to have something awesome. I'm not trying to be mean to you. I thought the light show was awesome. I just don't think it's no, it's

like no unique, but no one's going to hear it being like, damn, thanks, Brandon Walker. Yeah. Who's this? What a light show. Who's this named after? Yeah, they see the Brandan Walker Fieldhouse.

You can't even take a picture in front of it. If they let you pick the songs, and if they let you, I don't know. I kind of get it. It's unique. Let's see. Where's your spine, Kate? Yeah, I know. The Fieldhouse.

I would explain it. What if we named the Fieldhouse after you for five years? Yes. Five years? We'll re-up. The field house. I would explain it. Explain it. What if we name the field house after you for five years? Yes. Five years? We'll re-up. A contract? We'll re-up. Yeah, I mean, they're going to want money down the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great deal, yeah. That deal. But make sure that it's... You're going to be pissed about the light show. It has to say Brandon. If it doesn't, then the... Can I just give you your two grand back?

No. For my O? No. The O's not for sale? No, the O's not for sale. The O's been taken off the table. All right, Brandon. That O's an A.

I mean, that's a great inside joke. All right. Who's named Brandon? Do you want the D capitalized as well? No, I don't need the D capitalized. No, I want it to look like a type. What's his brand name? No, I don't need to do that. No, I want it to look like a type. Yeah, well, I'm just winning. Like, there's our sign.

That's okay. There's my A right there. You get the rest. That guy graduated from here, gave money. Can't even spell his own name. That's been a great, yeah. You deserve something physical, man. Yeah.

That's fine. I was excited about the last show. I was fine. No, you deserve physical. I also something physical, man. Yeah. That's fine. I was excited about the light show. I was fine. No, you deserve physical. I also... Then we got to police them because if they don't say Brandan Walker light show after every touchdown, I'm going to ask my money back. Yeah.

It becomes a whole thing. It's a job for us. Yeah. It's an investment. All right. We'll figure it out. I'll talk to him later. The field house will rock.

Yeah, but then that's on the Fieldhouse. That's on the Fieldhouse, right? If you're in the stadium, you don't see the name of the Fieldhouse. How about you ask them this? So let's get the Fieldhouse, Brandan Walker Fieldhouse. Right. Let's open up negotiating the Yak Light Show. What's the price?

Now, y'all are going for the light show? I would like that. I would like that. That's electric. I think that's it. I'll chip in 5K for the light show. Absolutely. That would be fun. I got like 50 bucks. I can like that. I would like that. That's a lecture. I think that's it. I'll chip in 5K for the light show. Absolutely. That would be fun.

I got like 50 bucks. I can. Yeah. I'll take the light show. After every touchdown, and they score a lot. They score a lot. Oh, yeah. They probably average 50 points a game.

Yeah. Let's get the light show. That's, yeah. Business no-brainer. That'd be awesome. She had everything. She bought everything. Concession stand?

Yeah. You're getting that. Would fit. I had a concession stand. All right, I'll talk to him later and we'll see what we got. Oh, man. I just really want to be excited for you. That's all I want.

Well, I'll get it. I'll take care of it. I'll probably go down in July and we'll finalize everything. Can we come down? None of y'all are coming. Why? Yes, you can all come down to Mississippi. I will. Who's in? For the light show. If we have the light show. Me!

Yeah. I ain't going down for a field house. I'm going down for a field house. I went to the light show. Yeah, wait, that building's boring as fuck. I guess if the light show came with a sign. You need a sign. If you had a sign by the light show, I think that would work.

Can one of the light show things be your face being put on the field somehow? Like there's a light. There's like a laser. My face or the Yak logo? Your face. That would be cool. If part of the light show is like it's flashing Brandon Walker's face every time. Oh, my God.

That would be cool. Yeah, but maybe if we had a sign that said, this light show is brought to you by Brandan Walker. Yeah. So I'd like a sign. So if you want the light show, just make sure they put up a sign for us. Okay. I'm willing to pay for the sign.

I'll figure it out. We already paid for it. No, but I'm saying the actual physical sign. Like a plaque. Yeah, or a billboard. Yeah. In the end zone. Okay.

On the 10-yard line. That'd be cool. That'd be cool. On the 10. On the 10. Yeah, what That'd be cool. That'd be cool. On the 10. On the 10. Yeah, what if we get painted on the field? Ooh. On the 25-yard line.

Light show brought to you by Brandan Walker. What about you get the coin toss and your head's on the coin? Oh, that's good. How am I going to get my head on a coin? That's good. I call Brandon. We have so custom coins here. We talked about it yesterday.

What if the ref wants to kiss me? Not that. Oh, a kiss. Oh, Yak should sponsor a team and have the kiss coin be the coin toss. You'd have to kiss. All right. Okay, well, this has been a great yak. Yeah.

A lot of stuff. A lot has happened. A lot of stuff. Chuck just sent me something we might have to buy. Oh, boy. Boom bands? All right. Wait, boy. Oh, wow. Boom bands? Oh, no. Wait, this looks incredible. Right? Oh, this is

going to be a disaster. Oh, Chuck. What? You dickhead. Oh, this is going to be incredible. That looks... I don't think I get it. That looks fun for about a minute and a half What's the objective here? For 15 seconds

How many corporate team building events are going to have people doing that shit? How to Yeah, got it Can you do more than four? Which side So it has to be very coordinated, right? There's no way that's fun. No.

Stepping back and forth. We should do it blindfolded. Yes. Dizzy bat boom band. How much is a boom band, Big Cat? Someone commented this is the whitest thing ever. Keep clicking through. Try to find one minority.

Take part in this. Go through the whole social media. Try to find one person that's not white. From the... Oh, I'm the creator. Boomer bands. They haven't posted in a year. So this probably failed.

Oh, there's a boom of ghosts. Yeah, I just bought two. Hell yeah. Alright, three days. That's cheaper than I thought. I bought the pink one and the yellow one. Nice. Sweet.

Do you want to play the Jeff D. Lowe thing real quick? He just wanted us to talk about the dozen. Alright, we'll talk about tomorrow dozen tickets uh on sale now yeah on sale dozen weeks coming up in a month and uh the final four so this year they're doing something very cool jeff d low we're gonna do uh the dozen is gonna be live so there'll be no spoilers it'll be live And then the live final four will be in Chicago on that Thursday. So you buy two.

Oh, yeah. Sweet poster. Great poster. Yeah, that's awesome. Sick poster. Brandon, who do you think the experts are going to lose to in the finals this year? I don't think that was necessary. That was a shot that was, I don't know, probably Frankettes.

No, we aren't built for this. You aren't, no. Yeah, because now we... I guarantee you not. Is that supposed to be you next to Kirk? Yeah, I don't know how Dave got that look. Wait, zoom in on Brandon. Where is he? I'm right there.

Everybody got real flattering. Everyone looks a lot better. Some got great, some just got fucked. He looks like Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. I look good. The cat looks awesome. Dana got fucked. just got fucked You look like Olmec From Legends of the Hidden Temple I look good The cat looks awesome Dana got fucked Dana got

Dana got so fucked Oh no Dana And wait When are Ronan Sass here? God damn Titus Next week for Roof Ball They'll be here Wednesday

Thursday Friday So Thursday is Roof Ball So we're set for Roof Ball Oh Nick and Keevy look great Yeah Nick and Keevy That's the best next ever looked yeah cool kirk does not look like kirk that's just not kirk who does he look eddie and clem look interesting too who do you think was

most mad they got left off uh rico rico smitty clemmer um White Sox Dave. Rico? White Sox Dave. No. No chance he got upset. Do you know the answer? It's Rico. Oh. Is it?

It is? I don't know, but it is. Did he mention it? I'm sure to someone. Rico Bosco is a candidate in a who do you think got the most matches. Yeah, right. I'll write him in if he's in a candidate. Yeah, right. I think he's the favorite.

Make sure he wins the fan vote. All right. Spin the wheel, TJ. So I'm out tomorrow. I'll be back Thursday. Uncle Doug will be in reset. We need a reset bad. Damn.

We got a thug and a Doug this week Oh nice Good week on the hack I'm excited to meet Uncle Doug I think he's gonna do the gauntlet No he will He will He won't

Oh he will No I'd ask that we don't ask him to do it Oh We'll ask Also Paige is out On vacation for a week Something bad's going to happen right

Yeah What next week Where's our leaf blower We need to put Kyle in a balloon again Disaster It actually is making me nervous I know Paige does so much stuff

That we don't even see That keeps this place running She's in non-stop Panic and stress does so much stuff that we don't even see that keeps this place running. She's in non-stop panic and stress. But also not. She's cool as hell. You need to step in and not let her go. Cancel her vacation.

Tell her hotel that she has diarrhea. Yes. Yes. I gotta call them back. We have a pool man, but we need a fug man. It'll evolve to that eventually. Yes Yes Yes Yes I gotta call them back I really need to hammer them We have a Pullman But we need a Fugman It'll evolve to that eventually

Alright see you guys tomorrow It's the act It's your straw jack style Let's stay for a while It's a yak It's a yak It's a yak Yeah it's time to talk shop

We're doing Yankee Swap It's a yak It's a yak Thanks, Fogman. Also, buy those Dozen tickets. Links in the chat. I'll be there. Maybe on stage. Maybe in the crowd.

Who knows? I play the Dozen tonight. Go leave nice comments in the comments for me. Okay, see you tomorrow. I love you. Bye.