The Yak - The Yak: Champion Edition | The Yak 11-3-21
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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak. I am the only one untalented enough to not have somewhere else to be today. The Anus Boys and the Son of a Boy Dad crew, they're in Boston for a live show.
Owen is kind of like a wart on their skin, so he's with them.
Big Cat is off doing something, and I am left here.
But, as you saw yesterday, they all voted their own champions,
so they have their own representative here in studio.
So I will go around the room.
Yesterday in Sass's chair was Jersey Jerry,
so Jersey Jerry chose Sass as champion, and they chose Ebony.
Hello, Ebony.
Hello. Of course they're going to choose me.
Why wouldn't they choose you?
Exactly. Why wouldn't you want to choose me?
How are you doing?
I feel amazing. You look beautiful as always. I always look're going to choose me. Why wouldn't they choose you? Exactly. Why wouldn't you want to choose me? How are you doing? I feel amazing.
You look beautiful as always.
I always look beautiful, but thank you.
Our relationship should go prime time.
I think people should know that you and I are great friends.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I feel like we're more than friends.
We're more like family.
Family.
Me and you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So moving on, we'll get back to everybody.
But moving on, we get to KB's seat.
KB, the hysterically funny sociopathic one.
He chose McKenzie.
Hi, McKenzie.
Hi.
McKenzie, you are KB's champion today.
How does that make you feel?
It makes me feel good.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Why do you think you're KB's champion?
I don't know.
I do think it is in part because I was sitting out there when you guys chose,
so he might have just looked at me.
He just saw you.
Yeah, he was just like, yeah, that works for me.
Okay, McKenzie is here, so the female contingent is on board.
All right, we move along to Roan,
who chose somebody who's not a stranger to the Yak
or anything that we do.
It is Glenny Balls.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I had no idea we were walking into this yesterday.
Big Cat just told me he'd be on the Yak tomorrow at 1,
so I'm here. Excited to be here. I didn't know I was walking
to this crew, but it's a lovely crew. I'm very, very thrilled. And yeah, so shout out to Roe and
me and him are, I guess, kind of desk mates. Happy to be here. One question. Yeah. When I woke up
this morning in New Jersey, it was 36 degrees. Yes, sir. What was it at your house? It was about
42, but I'm going to give you the
whole rundown. So today we record the pro football show and I always like to wear my
balls beachwear shirt on pro football show and balls beachwear. I like to wear it out. Mostly,
I don't like to wear just leisurely walking around the office. So I threw on a little tank
top and a sweatshirt, made my way here. And then once I get here, tank top comes out. It's not
cold in here. It's beautiful in here. Ball balls beachwear will come on for the show and feels great can i ask you a marketing question sure do you feel like
an opportunity to be on the yak should have been a good opportunity to wear your balls beachwear
that didn't cross my mind but i i should have worn it on here sure i forgot to i want it to be more
more relaxed to maybe be attempt to be funny on the show and i'm more relaxed in my tank top
so this is your this is your funny outfit no it's not my funny outfit it show and I'm more relaxed in my tank top. So this is your, this is your funny outfit.
No,
it's not my funny outfit.
It just,
I feel more at ease in my tank top rather than in my Hawaiian shirt at one o'clock on Wednesday.
All right.
You look good.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
All right.
I,
of course I'm here.
Now this empty chair right here is the one that's bothering me most.
Can we please show this empty chair?
Jersey Jerry is the hot new flavor at Barstool, right?
He's, Big Cat's been bringing him into the Yak.
Everything's going great with Jersey Jerry.
Everybody loves Jersey Jerry.
He's got a Jersey Jerry army.
And he was asked to be at the Yak, and he has texted no one.
He has told no one.
I don't know what he's doing.
He is not here.
Disappointing.
Now, Nick.
Nick yesterday chose Fastuli to be his champion but sometime during
the night that changed and i don't know why it changed but nick chose a replacement champion
for his champion and he has chosen another friend of the yak who's been here frequently
tivo hello tivo hey brandon thanks for having me. Why were you chosen?
I actually think I have an idea.
This weekend.
That's too many qualifiers.
You think you have an idea?
Yeah.
Just go, I think, or I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Okay.
This weekend, I had a tweet about getting cucked down in Viadai.
And, you know, I don't have a huge Twitter, but it got a little traction.
And Nick is like the king of cuck Twitter.
Can I see that tweet, please?
Tevo's getting cucked in Fidei tweet, please?
Yeah, I got cucked down in Fidei.
It was tough.
And Nick is the king of cuck Twitter, so he chose.
He said, like, Gaz commented, Nick, what do you think?
Nick said I had potential.
He said the kid's got potential, so I don't know if he was grooming me.
To be king cuck so I don't know if he was grooming me. To be King Cook?
I don't know.
I don't know if I want to be King Cook, but the truth hurts sometimes.
Okay, so I do want to see this tweet because I haven't seen this tweet.
I obviously follow you.
You're one of my favorite followers.
You don't follow me.
It's devastating.
I've been waiting.
I give you a dap every single day.
Some might say the best d app in the office is in
our corner every single day i just i'm almost certain i follow you can't get a follow yeah
okay i follow you now all right uh what are so at tivo teven at tivo t-e-v-o and that's tivo teven
t-e-e-v-e-n okay that's That's a lot. A lot of easy. Tevo Tevin.
Follow him right now.
Let's see how many we can get you to.
So not only am I following you, I'm also trying to get you follows from the fans.
That's what friends do.
Isn't that nice?
That's great.
All right.
We got that cuck tweet up yet, TJ?
Did you delete it?
No.
It should be there.
Did you delete the cuck tweet?
No.
That would be a complete cuck move. Anyway. When was it should be day. Did you delete the cuck tweet? That would be a complete cuck move.
When was it?
Saturday afternoon.
Your Twitter does look weird right now.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Your Twitter looks like you haven't tweeted anything.
I mean, I'm not a Twitter guy.
If I find something funny, I tweet it out.
I like to support all you guys.
You're not a Twitter guy.
In the last four hours, you have five tweets.
Support.
All right, let's move on from you.
We'll get back to the cuck.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just ran into the girl I'm dating in Friday with her overnight bag when she said it was a girl's weekend in the Poconos.
Oh.
Style points.
Style points for a relative meme.
Yes. That was a live. That's like a live. That's for a relative meme. Yes.
That was a live.
That's like a live.
That's a topical, topical that happened Saturday.
That happened 30 minutes before.
Right.
So there you go.
Bam.
No, she could have.
What if she was headed to her, to DePoconos?
She doesn't.
She lives in Jersey, so that's kind of like.
Oh, she wouldn't go through.
No.
Okay.
All right. So she was getting fucked. and i was getting cucked yeah you think she had a good time probably better time than with me
all right so lastly we have um we have the loquacious owen who sits on the far right. Owen is in Boston with the Anus and the Son of a Boy Dad crew.
And he chose...
I'm just going to go ahead and be honest.
So I've been here for two years, April 2019.
I have seen Greer many, many times.
And I think I've probably seen him 500 times, as you do when you work with somebody.
He and I have talked once.
So, Greer, you're Owens' champion.
How does that make you feel?
It feels good.
I'm not surprised.
He kind of tries to shoehorn me into different things all the time.
So, this was his opportunity.
He took it.
Are you nervous?
Somewhat, yeah.
It's just the –
Well, Steven told me I was going to host earlier. None of the funny people – I was like, I don't want to do that. and he took it. Are you nervous? Somewhat, yeah. It's just the... It's just...
Well, Stephen told me
I was going to host earlier.
None of the funny people...
I was like,
I don't want to do that.
Okay, I did try to get
other people to host.
Okay.
And I said,
let Greer and Jerry host.
Jerry's not fucking here
and then you outright declined.
I didn't outright decline.
I was kind of like,
why are we doing that?
I don't...
Listen,
the other guys aren't here.
I'm left to do the show.
I kind of suck, so I needed help.
There you go. That's our data guy right there.
Is that your most famous
piece of barstool lore?
Probably, yeah.
That's you. That was early on.
I understand from other people that I talk to
that you are quite...
And you're also very funny on Twitter.
Thank you.
You're a funny guy.
You're a charming guy.
Thank you.
Why haven't we hit it off yet?
I'm pretty quiet.
I don't really introduce myself much to people.
I kind of wait for them to make the approach.
I got to be dead honest right now.
If you gave me $500 to tell you where you sit in this office, I don't think I know where you sit.
Well, I'm upstairs.
You're upstairs?
Yes, I'm upstairs.
Okay, I didn't know that.
I thought you were downstairs.
No.
Why are you upstairs?
I'm a data analyst.
But I thought the only people upstairs were like finance and ads people.
Yeah, I kind of support them.
You're looking at me like I know.
There's video down there. There's production over here. know. There's video down there.
There's production over here.
Right.
There's content over here.
There's talent, not the talent bookers.
The booking, yeah.
And then upstairs is the sales, the marketing.
And then Pete, whatever he does.
Pete's production, theoretically, right?
Theoretically.
I think that's the gist.
And then, yeah, I guess the data folks.
Confirming Greer is in the appropriate spot.
No, I believe that he was in the appropriate spot.
I didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
Okay, so we've got everybody introduced.
Also, Steven, if you could do a little back work,
could I find out where Jerry is and why he's not here?
Yep, on it.
I just DM Jerry, yak Jerry, and I'm waiting for him to respond.
This is shocking to me that he's just not.
Not only not here, just didn't tell anybody.
He was here during the planning of this.
Anyway, everybody's introduced.
Ebony, Greer, McKenzie, that's Tevo,
Glennie, McKenzie.
Nice to meet you, McKenzie.
Nice to meet you, Tevo.
Nice to meet you, Ebony.
Ebony.
I know everybody.
I feel like this is safe to say you don't know anybody.
McKenzie, Ebony, everybody good? Yeah. You're safe to say you don't know anybody Mackenzie Ebony
everybody good?
yeah
you're the only one
that don't know people in here
I know everybody
no you don't
you don't even know Greer
you see he spoke to him once
no
there's a lot of people
in this company
you can't speak to everybody
I do
I mean she is the guard
you're the receptionist
you sit there
alright and you're always
in my face
which means you're always
in my space
so you should know
these people too
you and I talk a lot.
Exactly.
And I greet, literally, Greer every time he comes in.
And you'll be standing right beside me.
Yeah.
I will say TiVo and Greer,
they're definitely two of the behind-the-scenes people.
They're definitely two of the more
in-the-mix behind-the-scenes people.
Yes.
And two great guys at that.
I will say two of the more funny, cool dudes
in the behind-the-scenes area.
Cool dudes?
Great guys.
Sounded very awkward the way you said that.
Me and Tebow went out in Vegas last month.
Great fucking time.
Yeah.
Greer, we had a wonderful time at Marina's wedding.
They're great dudes.
Greer, you're all, not Greer, but Tebow, you are the one that engineered one of the most
not iconic recent moments.
Well, what's the word?
Maybe infamous recent moments where it was all the boys.
What am I remembering?
Yeah, the Saki Bomb beer tweet.
Yes, yes, yes.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen.
I mean, that's debatable.
It was good content.
Were you shouting out Dana?
I can't remember that.
That whole thing got lost because I'm a behind-the-scenes guy.
I'm not like technically
funny twitter person but like that everybody thought those were my friends yeah they were
being annoying like me and youngstown bob were at all you can eat sushi and just these people
were being allowed the entire time and so like they they recognize bob basically so like stoolie
kids and they're being annoying so we're like all right let's just get them to do this little beer
tweet thing and just like kind of ironically funny to facilitate conversation i uh i have uh
i had a questionnaire typed up by our secretary so i've got that and then i also have i told
ebony and tevo i meant to tell everybody but i didn't get to you to bring one topic for the day
did you bring your topic you know i didn't bring to you, to bring one topic for the day. Did you bring your topic?
You know I didn't bring a topic.
Did you bring your topic?
I brought an idea.
What's your idea?
I mean, I've seen it.
You guys play it all the time.
I used to play it in college.
You want to play Family Feud?
Family Feud. You want to play Family Feud?
Oh, yeah, Family Feud.
Greer, do you want to play Family Feud?
Yes.
That's what you guys are most excited about.
All right.
We're going to get to it in a minute.
We'll let them play Family Feud.
Do you want to play Family Feud?
I've never seen it be done, but I would love to do it.
I love the show.
We've never gotten you in here for that?
No.
No, I don't know how it works.
Mackenzie, do you want to play Family Feud?
Yeah, I would love that.
Ebony, you've done it before, but do you want to do it?
I've never played Family Feud.
Idea guy right here.
Okay, so does everybody want to play Family Feud?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Wow.
One 14.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What do you mean nobody told you you were on the fucking show yesterday?
Mama said. It was never the Yak.
I'm sorry.
Mama said.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
It's my mistake.
Well, you were on the Yak.
I was.
I didn't know it was 1 o'clock.
I was doing my notes.
Jersey Jerry co-host today on the Yak.
Thanks, Steven.
Wow, that was bad.
I'm 13 minutes late, no?
You're 14 minutes late.
Do you know everybody here?
Have you met Greer?
Yeah, we met this morning in the elevator.
How was that?
Good.
A little awkward, but good.
It's hard to get to know somebody in the elevator here since we're on the second floor.
It happens immediately.
I feel like we should be on the 13th or 14th floor so we can get to know each other.
Do you know T-Vell?
Yeah.
No, you know Glennie.
Do you know Ebony?
Of course you know Ebony.
Do you know Mackenzie?
A little bit.
I never really introduced myself.
I'm Jersey Jerry.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mackenzie.
Nice to meet you.
That's beautiful.
That's fantastic.
Did you bring a topic?
Nobody's saying anything about a topic.
Jersey Jerry co-host.
I will go with a...
These are the ads for the last show.
Please don't read them. Okay.
This is not my paperwork.
Okay. Alright.
Here you go. There you go. There's your
yak prep sheet. Thank you very much.
I'd like to go with
feet.
Jerry. Let's talk feet.
Let's talk feet. So I noticed all the women
and the men in here have closed-toed
shoes today. Nobody's showing off their feet.
It's too cold to have to show feet.
I wish I could bring flip-flops to the office
just to wear flip-flops around.
You're in shorts.
You absolutely can do that. I may start, you're in shorts. That's not a bad idea. And a tank top.
You absolutely can do that.
I may start doing it.
Just slides.
Slides.
There's no reason you can't do that.
Just slides with socks like I just played a tournament team baseball game.
All right.
So feet.
Do you like a girl, Brandon, with manicured, pedicured toes?
Like good, nice, clean, white toenail polish, pretty pussy energy toes.
Answer it, Brandon.
First of all.
Or would you rather a girl who don't take care of her feet?
I think there's a gap here that you're not filling in.
I think there's somebody that takes extreme care of their feet, somebody that takes no care of their feet, and then there's just normal feet in there somewhere.
And I do like, I love pretty pussy energy.
I didn't know that extended to the toes.
I didn't know that extended to the feet.
But when I see a nice, like, I'm going to be honest.
Would I like to see a nice...
I like feet at the bottom of very attractive women.
And I don't really care what they look like.
I get that.
How about that?
I get that.
If the top of the woman is unattractive and she's got the most manicured feet ever, then that's an ugly woman.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I respect that.
What about you?
I'm the opposite.
So you'll take an ugly woman with pretty feet?
Yep.
No, you won't.
Yes, I would.
No, you wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
You would take an ugly woman with pretty feet?
Back in 012, I did that.
So is feet like your top thing?
Feet would be one of the most important things.
Okay, Jersey Jerry, young age, fell in love.
Are you really talking third person?
No.
I'd say actually junior year, 011 is when I started the fetish.
Okay.
Of the feet.
Of the feet, yeah.
Does Glennie, Glennie, do you know about Feet the Street?
Is that his foot March Madness tournament?
He told me that the first time I met him, and I loved it.
I'm not a foot guy, but I mean, Feet March Madness sounds fantastic.
Honestly, if you're going to ask him, he's a foot guy, and he has a March Madness bracket style.
I know he's a foot guy, but I didn't know if it was a joke or he was actually deep into it.
Well, yeah, we're working on it.
Are you going to do like regional qualifiers and stuff?
Do you like people submit their feet?
Correct.
And then you rank them?
Exactly.
So last year for the 2021 inaugural Feet to Streets hosted by Jersey Jerry, there were
16 girls who submitted applications to me via direct message on Instagram, videos, lotion
play, getting pedicures.
And I just ranked them 1 to 16.
So New Jersey would be the north bracket.
Of course.
Florida would be like south.
Arizona west.
You know what I mean?
Stuff like that.
Does anyone win anything?
Yeah.
So the winner last year received a $250 Amazon gift card.
Wait, when is this starting?
Right.
You trying to take parts in that, McKenzie?
You trying to give in?
Yeah.
That's not a bad deal.
We could do some prelims right now.
Yeah, we could do.
Yeah, I think we can.
I mean, why not?
Ebony, can we?
Oh, look, you trying to start out.
Yeah, start with the black one.
No.
Like, yeah, let me see your feet.
No, it's winter. I can't show my feet right now. No, start with the black one. No. Like, yeah, let me see your feet. No, it's winter.
I can't show my feet right now.
No, can't show your feet right now.
Why not?
I feel like you, you know, in the winter and summer, your feet should still be done.
Yeah.
You know?
I think it depends if you're going, if you're planning for somebody to see your feet, right?
Yeah, that's what I would think.
Ebony, are your feet done?
Yeah, they're done.
They could be touched up.
But they're done, though.
Yeah, they're done.
What color?
White?
White, yeah. That's pretty pussy energy. But they're done, though. Yeah, they're done. What color? White? White, yeah.
That's pretty pussy energy.
Pretty pussy, because I got a pretty pussy.
Stop it.
You're trying to find people.
You stop.
You stop.
What's going on?
Ebony, you would compete, right, in the tournament?
Absolutely.
Yeah, why not?
I feel like you should rank the girls in the office.
I would love to do that.
I think Casey might be interested in joining.
Yeah, I can see that for her.
Yeah, she's all for any ranking as far as all that goes.
Do you think that might get in the realm of problematic,
just ranking women's feet in the office,
maybe if they don't want to be in it?
That's what the deal is.
Not so the deal with the tournament,
but Dave, he likes the idea of it,
but he just don't know how it will go over with the Barstool community.
You know, because it could – you know, it's very wild the way I did it last year.
You know, just got some things to talk about.
But I think we can get it done, 2022, second year of the Feet to Streets.
I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Hold on.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Tebow, give him your seat for just a second.
I got to ask him a question.
I got to ask him a question.
Well, that's the –
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
I'm sorry.
Future Tech, we learned about you a couple weeks ago.
You had three BMWs.
That's right.
But when you were here two weeks ago, you didn't look like this.
No.
What did we do to you?
What happened?
I saw you make the mention last week on the show.
I did.
Two weeks ago, we had you on the show, found out about your BMWs.
You're obviously a very successful guy.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
But you showed up last week, and you changed a little bit.
A little bit.
What happened? Actually, you guys had a little bit. A little bit. What happened?
Actually, you guys had caught me at a very off day.
I had spent the last three weeks before that episode.
My dog was going downhill.
So the Friday before the show, he had passed away.
So I literally had not gotten a haircut, did not put that much effort into my getting in gear that morning.
So you're bouncing back.
You're bouncing back.
Absolutely.
Congratulations.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
So this is you?
Yes.
Yes.
And what we saw two weeks ago was not you?
No, that was probably the worst day you guys could have grabbed me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We didn't know.
We didn't know.
No, no trouble.
No trouble.
So you're here to see Pete again?
Yeah, yeah, doing work here for Future Tech.
Now, you've here for Future Tech.
Now, you've got the Mohawk.
Is this the standard thing, or do you get a little wilder?
Are there other options?
No, no, this is about the craziest I get.
I try to keep it pretty tame.
I'm on web meetings a lot, so depending on the customer,
Barstool is obviously on the wild side of my customer list.
But I'll knock it back for web conferences if I need to play the conservative part.
This is pretty pussy energy.
I like this.
This is really good.
This is fantastic.
All right, you can go to your meeting.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to know what was going on.
I'm sorry about your dog.
Hopefully you get a new one or don't.
Whatever.
Yeah, I think we're going to wait until the weather warms up a little bit.
Yeah. All right. Well, thank you very much. You're welcome. Thanks. All right I think we're going to wait until the weather warms up a little bit. Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
All right.
There we go.
We've got the explanation.
Future tech. T-Vol, please.
Please have your seat again.
Jerry, you're co-hosting.
Where are we going?
We were still talking about the feed, I think.
Yeah, we were still just chatting about the feed, the tournament.
I just think feet are disgusting, Jerry.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't want to look at a woman's feet.
I don't want to touch a woman's feet. I just want to, you know. Even when you were – I'm not saying disgusting, Jerry. I'm going to be honest. I don't want to look at a woman's feet. I don't want to touch a woman's feet.
I just want to, you know.
Even when you were, I'm not saying you're old.
I'm saying even in your younger days, you didn't really care.
Especially in my younger days.
Wow.
Yes, yes.
There are, listen, we have some women here.
There are certain women's body parts that I really enjoy.
Feet are just not in the top five of that.
Wow.
So, Jerry, you like.
Can we get the top five list?
Yeah.
Oh, well. Let's go through it. Brandon five list? Yeah. Oh, well, I mean,
let's go through it.
Brandon's the ass man.
No, no, no, I'm actually,
no, I'm not.
You're a titty man?
I'm a titties guy.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah,
you're staring at my tits, so.
That's not really,
that's not really information
to these people.
No, I, I.
I feel like that's how
we started our friendship,
you know, wink, wink.
Should me staring at you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not true.
Staring at my tits.
Well, I shouldn't be saying that
because you're married, but whatever. We were doing small talk. That wasn't titty related. Yeah,. I shouldn't be saying that because you're married.
We were doing small talk.
That wasn't titty related.
We didn't make eye contact, Brandon.
We did not. You were staring down.
I remember what I had on too.
He said it was small talk. Don't be calling her titties small.
He loves them big.
That's what he tells me all the time.
Look at your lips and everything, Brandon.
I don't really love this.
He's getting hot. Look, he's'm not. I don't really love this.
Look, he's getting hot.
He's getting hot.
Look, he's getting hot.
I don't love this.
I don't love this at all.
Yeah, change the conversation.
Ebony, why don't you tell Brandon what you're going to do to Jersey Jerry if I win the fight?
He wants me to jerk him off of my feet.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my word.
He asked me if I could jerk him off of my feet This is the last episode
Of the Yak ever maybe
I think I liked the show better
When you were at your fucking desk
Alright
That's what you asked her
Yes
I can't confirm or deny
You're the one who brought it up
You care about a woman's feet
No I'm never really looking I'm sure I would notice If they were terrible If they were terrible yes You're the one who brought it up You care about a woman's feet?
No, I'm never really looking I'm sure I would notice if they were terrible
If they were terrible, yes
Also, you know that Green Line guy on Twitter?
He's big on feet
He says if they're dirty feet, that's a dirty woman
Absolutely, I agree
I don't know
I feel like women don't like men with dirty fingernails
But there's a fine line between average feet and dirty feet, right?
Dirty feet, yes.
That tells you that you've got a dirty person, whether it's a man, a woman, or whatever.
Absolutely.
How many nails?
Immaculate.
But you have dainty little hands.
I still take care of my hands and my feet.
That's pretty shocking because you're blue collar.
Yeah.
You have white collar hands.
Yeah, I have a scrub brush at home.
I do my toes and my feet every night.. Yeah, I have a scrub brush at home.
I do my toes and my feet every night.
I don't even have a scrub brush.
My toes and my hands.
Mackenzie, scrub brush?
No, I don't.
No.
Can I see your hands?
Yeah, they're really small.
They're bigger than his.
They might be bigger than mine. I don't know.
They're absolutely bigger than mine.
They're really small.
Can you hold your hand up?
Yeah.
Oh, they are small.
Very close. They're very close. That is really close up? Yeah Oh they are small Very close
They're very close
That is really close
This is like the closest
I've ever been to anyone
I mean I'm gonna need you guys
I'm gonna need the hands
To come closer
Do we need to compare?
Yeah yeah yeah
Might be close
Yeah
Alright
Okay alright
Right there
Right there
Oh Jerry's got her by a little bit
By a little bit
A little bit
Here Jerry
Just for control
Okay alright
What a real man Yeah that's what That's what a masturbating Hand looks like Probably a little bit. A little bit. Here, Jerry, just for control. Okay, all right.
What a real man.
Yeah, that's what a masturbating hand looks like.
I don't know.
Jerry, you're hosting.
Take it somewhere.
All right, question.
We'll start with Greer.
What do you do at Barstool?
Data analyst.
Greer, how long have you been at Barstool?
Three and a half years. Greer, how long have you been at Barstool? Three and a half years. Greer,
how did you get here?
Gaz emailed me to be an intern. I think it's Gaz.
Greer, who is your
favorite person at Barstool?
Owen.
That's not really a good pick.
That's a good pick. Owen's cool.
He's like the sixth best person on the Yak.
I mean, I'm seventh, but he's sixth.
All right.
Let's see.
Who's your least favorite person at Barstool?
Mikey Podcasts.
Yes, that checks out.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
Thief.
Yeah, he is a thief.
What is your favorite memory at Barstool?
Probably the first
pop punk concert. That was fun.
That was a lot of fun. I went to pop punk the other day
or in wherever we were, Indiana.
It's pretty fucking fun. Yeah, a lot of fun.
I thought I was going to be the old guy too cool
for school. I wasn't going to get into it.
I was sitting right beside Frankie
behind him being a bitch.
Being a complete bitch.
Who's the most underrated person at Barstool in your opinion?
Underrated?
Yeah.
Shit, that's a loaded question.
Could it be Ebony?
Could it be Glennie?
Could it be PFT?
Could it be Rudy?
Could it be Brandon?
All these people are properly rated.
I'm going to go with KB. Nobody talks
about his writing anymore.
His writing is elite.
To me, KB
and Nick are the two funniest people we got.
KB is the guy
that when he's actually going
my sides hurt.
Yeah, exactly.
I have to stop myself.
And I think he's somehow still underrated.
Yeah, I would agree with that. Although,
I don't know if everybody saw it, I whipped his ass yesterday.
Can't say I caught it. What'd you do?
Yesterday, during the act,
he tried to get strong with me and
stop me from coming back in, and I bullied him.
I fucking pushed him.
I was stronger than him. I'm stronger than
Kyle Bauer. I'm saying that right now.
Brandon Walker's stronger than Kyle Bauer.
You saw it, Steven.
I pushed his ass right in here, picked him up, sat in my chair.
Did I not?
I mean, you weigh, what, 100?
Okay, Steven.
You weigh what, 120 pounds more than him?
I weigh 260 pounds, but he's the one that initiated the contact.
I'm still stronger than him.
You're, like, almost double his weight and his size.
Yeah, how tall are you?
I'm 6'5". What do we think KD is? Probably like
5'8". Oh, he's 5'7". If I'm
5'8", he's got to be like, I think he's probably
an inch shorter than me, so
a foot taller, 100 pounds. Around 5'7".
Yeah, yeah.
Plus he's cutting weight for the torso
shed, or torso off?
But no, he's not cutting weight for the torso shed, he's getting stronger. Torso reveal. He's getting stronger for the torso shed Or torso off But no he's not cutting weight for the torso shed
He's getting stronger
Torso reveal
He's getting stronger for the torso reveal
No he's
I mean yes
But he's also just like not eating
Greer can we see your torso
No
This torso has never been worse
Tebow torso
I don't even think I have a torso
It just morphed into like one
I mean you have a torso Is It just morphed into like one.
You have a torso.
Is that the hips? It's under the...
No, the torso is the whole thing up here.
Everything up here, right?
There's a lot.
There's a lot going on.
What's the problem with your torso?
I think this show's already had enough dings.
I don't think we want to go show torso.
Especially this one.
I mean, you guys think this...
I mean, we talk about...
We've talked about very cancelable things a lot on this show.
There's nothing we're going to say today that'sable things cancel the show yeah torso Jerry
I mean you're working out rough and rowdy you'll see the torso love that are
you gonna love that yeah you're not gonna like come out in a shirt or no
hell no okay it's blue collar blue collar body what's going on in your mind
today you seem like you got a lot going on I do, I got a lot of work today
I got a lot, a lot of work
Mushed the line, the yak
Then I got the pro football show
And then I got a stream later
Just a busy day for Jersey Jerry
Guy needs some feet to calm him down
Maybe a torso, ebony
Sorry, that's too much, right?
I always knew since day one that he loved me.
Since day one.
Yeah.
Out of all the chicks in the office, he wants me to use my feet to jerk him off.
No, I'm sure he's probably asked multiple women.
Did you ask multiple women?
Nope.
Yeah, you see, I believe I'm just the only one.
I think you're the only one he's comfortable asking.
Yeah, because everybody else, you know, I'm comfortable with that shit.
I'm like, sure, why not?
You better win now.
You talk about it anyway, so I don't know that he's going to worry about you.
No.
I mean, I'll be honest here.
I didn't, this is before I got hired.
I just want that on the record.
Before I got hired from Barstool, I didn't mention anything about feet, but I did ask
Erica on a date for pizza.
No, I knew that.
I knew that.
And you were worried when you did get hired if that was going to be a problem.
Yeah, I thought it was a problem.
How did you do it?
You messaged her or something?
Yeah, I messaged her.
I forget what I said.
I can pull it up pretty fast here.
Something along the lines like, hey, if you're ever in the area or something like that.
Erica Nardini.
And she never answered?
Even when you got hired?
Never answered.
It never came up?
No.
I mean, you can't rule it out.
She's never said no.
No, she never replied, so it's still on the table, I guess.
Did she see it or just on read?
No, she never saw it.
So the chance exists Jerry comes in one day and Erica's like,
okay, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
And they just go out on a date.
Yeah, you never know. Do we know if Erica's aware
of the DM? Almost certain.
We've talked about it on this show a lot.
I don't think she is aware because I think she would have said
yes. Didn't they talk about it on the
day Portnoy show too?
No, I don't think we talked about it
on that show. Okay.
We could get
Danielle in here to put it on the schedule.
Maybe we could go ahead and lock that in. We could get Danielle in here to put it on the schedule, maybe. Right, yeah.
Maybe just go ahead and lock that in.
I mean, we could.
She's pretty busy.
Danielle?
Yeah, she's booked.
No, Erica.
Well, yeah, she's busy,
but you don't think
she would have dinner
with Jersey Jerry?
Or at least schedule
a look at the DM.
Maybe I'm not her type, right?
Yeah, no.
Probably like a height requirement.
Yeah, probably.
Might be.
I mean, that was a shot. No, that's not a shot. She took a shot. Might be. I mean, that was a shot.
No, that's not a shot.
She took a shot.
It's a fact.
I'm not tall.
It's a fact.
Damn, you're trying to start signing up.
I'm not trying to start signing up.
You're trying to, Brandon.
I love you, too.
Don't be jealous.
I am a little jealous.
It's enough for me to spread around, literally.
That's what I heard.
Oh, you want this, Brandon.
So, let's see.
Mackenzie.
Yes.
I'll use the questionnaire that I've come up with.
What was your first impression of all the show's regular hosts, starting with Big Cat?
Wait, what?
What was your first impression of Big Cat?
Well, the first time I met him, I was on this show, actually.
And you guys asked me to name a country, and I couldn't.
So that was my first impression.
That was probably the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yes.
No, I agree.
A horrible, like, incident.
Can we, let's, all right.
Just name a country.
Redemption time.
Okay.
In five seconds, Mackenzie, name a country.
Mexico.
Thank you.
I've been practicing since.
Mackenzie, name another country.
Canada.
All right.
Jerry.
I didn't think Canada was a country.
Name a state west of the Mississippi.
West of the Mississippi.
A state.
West of the Mississippi. State. West of the Mississippi.
I'd say Colorado.
Wild guess.
I like these.
Weir, name a country in Europe.
Italy.
Nice.
Nice.
Ebony.
You want to bring some Bronx shit up.
I feel it.
Name a continent called Australia.
Brandon's balls.
Both down under.
Yes.
Tebow.
Name a state in New England.
Massachusetts.
That's good.
This is good.
This is good.
Everybody's passing the test.
Everybody's passing the test.
Glennie. What's passing the test. Everybody's passing the test. Glennie!
What's up, bud?
Name a state in the heartland.
In the heart, Nebraska.
Alright.
I think that was everybody.
Everybody passed.
What is your...
Stephen Che wrote out
every question on demand.
I'm having fun. You guys having fun? I'm having fun You guys having fun?
I'm having fun
Interject whenever you like
Alright so Brandon
Who's your favorite person at Barstool?
Don't stare at me like that
You're a fucking bitch
You tell me this like I'm supposed
to fill away
I'm that bitch
if you want to refer
to me as a bitch
that bitch
I'll go Nick Terani
I think he's the most
underrated guy we got
not only is he funny
on the act
not only has he got
great blogs
but a lot of the jokes
you see in other shows
probably have his
fingerprints on them
I'll go Nick Terani
does that make sense?
Yes.
Mackenzie,
who's your favorite
person at Barstool?
Honestly,
probably Big Cat.
He was before
I started here.
That's just pandering.
Yeah, probably actually.
He's not here.
You can say anybody else.
No, but I'm being honest.
If he was here,
I would have said Big Cat
because I wouldn't be
on the gravy train just as much as anybody. No, I'm just being honest. Like, if he was here, I would have said Big Cat because, you know, I want to be on the gravy train
just as much as anybody.
No, I'm just being honest.
I like Nick, too.
I think he's, like,
the funniest person here.
Lenny, who's your favorite
person at Barstool?
My favorite person at Barstool?
I love a lot of people.
I love everybody,
but off the top of my head,
Roan.
Caleb.
Caleb.
Caleb.
Caleb, obviously.
Caleb's got you in the mix.
Caleb's my guy. Yeah, Caleb's my guy. I owe my life to Caleb, so Caleb's my favorite person, Caleb. Caleb, obviously. Caleb got you in the mix. Caleb's my guy.
Yeah, Caleb's my guy.
I owe my life to Caleb, so Caleb's my favorite person, yeah.
Could you also sing, please, a little bit of Unwritten by Natasha?
Staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window.
So close you can almost taste it.
Release your inhibitions.
Feel the rain on your skin.
No one else can feel it for you.
Only you can let it in.
No one else.
No one else.
There we go, T-Bo.
That was good.
That was really good.
I fucking love T-Bo.
T-Bo's the man.
T-Bo's the man.
T-Bo's a huge vibes guy.
Can I tell you one thing?
T-Bo is the biggest vibes guy I've ever met.
Me and T-Bo, we haven't really hung out much.
Like I said, we went to Vegas earlier.
First time. It was like the first time we ever hung out.
First time we ever hung out.
He took me to a pool party in the middle of the day with wrestler Mojo Rawley.
And just brought me around everyone in the whole club.
Not afraid to talk to anybody.
Don't forget about Dana Brooks.
Dana Brooks was a smoke show.
Dana Brooks was a smoke show. Dana Brooks was a smoke show
in that bikini.
I've never seen a more
fearless guy in a club.
He's the best.
Remember our little private pool?
He's the best.
Dana Brooks, the wrestler?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, she, yeah.
He got her in some
balls beachwear.
Yeah, we got her
in balls beachwear.
And then her fiance, Uli,
he holds the record
for quickest knockout
in mixed martial arts
fighting history.
That's pretty cool. You could go
for that record in rough and rowdy. He's not
UFC guy. He's a bare knuckle boxer.
How quick was he? Do you remember? It was like one second.
It's unbeatable.
They don't start at the end of the cage. They literally
start in the middle and he just
Superman punch broke this guy's jaw.
It was unbelievable.
That's Tevo. That was the day. That's the tag team. start in the middle and he just superman punch broke this guy's jaw it was unbelievable that's great oh wait wait wait
so that's Tevo with
that was the day
that's the tag team
Dana Brooke and Mandy Rose
Tevo has like a
Tevo has a double life
he's a double agent
how did you pull that off
I just love the people
the people love me
you see good vibes
I'm telling you Brandon
he's a
he's a vibes
he's a dragon
you should send that
to the girl
who cucked you
and be like what's up this guy you get him, he's a dragon full of vibes. You should send that to the girl who cucked you.
You'd be like, what's up?
This guy, you get him out,
he's one of the most fun guys to go out with at Barstool Sports.
So was that the weekend we were at SummerSlam?
Zanos.
Zanos.
You and I were there for Barstool.
Tebow, you were just there.
You were just there. You weren't there for Barstool.
You were just there.
We were just there having a time.
How come you didn't grab me for the vibes?
No, I did.
I was like, where's Brandon?
They said you guys went out to eat.
You got a Sunday, and you said you're going to bed.
Yeah, I asked.
Trust me.
I was keeping tabs.
There's nobody else I wanted on stage at Omni Nightclub.
No, yeah.
Tebow, he's one of those double life guys.
You get Tebow out at night, it's a wild time.
He's a great guy.
We should have taken this yak on the road.
We should have taken this yak to a nightclub at 1 o'clock and let you set the vibe.
That would be awesome.
That would have been fantastic.
All right.
Anybody have any hidden talents or interesting hobbies?
Ebony, yours are illegal.
Greer, what's going on in your life?
Not a whole hell of a lot.
You need to go to lunch or something.
We could go bowling together. Okay Not a whole hell of a lot. You need to go to lunch or something. Okay.
We go bowling together.
Okay.
I would like that a lot.
Just learn each other.
Greer, you've been going out a lot recently?
Yeah, a lot.
Where do you go out in Manhattan?
I mean, the gym.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I forgot you're like an elected official at the gym.
You're one of the mayors of the gym.
You're talking about the gym saloon, not the gym, right?
Yeah, no.
Not the gym.
I have not been to the gym in ages.
There's a lot of guys here that are made guys at the gym, and I forgot.
You're up there.
You're like the underboss.
I appreciate that.
Well-deserved.
We haven't gone out in a while.
We had a great time at Marina's wedding, but outside of that, we haven't really talked much.
Yeah, we did, yeah.
Greer is from Canada, for those wondering, and we had a wonderful time discussing how delightful Nickelback actually is.
Yeah, they were good.
Did you discuss Montreal handjobs? I think we probably did,
yeah. That's the
first thing I always bring up when we talk about Canada.
I'm like, oh, Montreal. Handjobs.
Not handjobs. Newer massages.
Handjobs.
They're not really handjobs.
Alright, you know what?
We've dicked around long enough.
Zah, you got it ready over there?
My God, Zah, what are you eating?
Talk about some guy that likes to party.
Zah, Zah.
Chicken wings.
Okay, so Zah, we're going to let Greer go first.
Come on, Greer.
Good answers, good answers.
Greer's up first.
We're always in search of the perfect game.
Do you want help or do you want to ride solo?
I guess if we're doing solo, I'll do solo.
Oh, you're up solo. Okay, so we'll see. We'll compete'll do solo oh you're up solo okay so so we'll
see we'll compete and we'll see i won't compete but we'll see name something every person in
america should be able to afford food food good answer good answer good answer there's a bad
answer uh water water what that's free that wasn't thatis. Shelter. Shelter.
This is kind of awful.
Isn't that...
Oh, my God.
What the...
Close.
Close.
Good answer.
E-S.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I'm thinking car.
I'm thinking house.
I was thinking cell phone.
What about toilet paper?
Toilet paper.
Every person in America should be able to afford a TV.
How do you say shelter for housing?
I don't know.
That's food, water, shelter.
That's what everyone says.
He's a classy guy.
Melendez is good in the second round.
Watch out.
How do you know?
All right.
It's okay.
Double points right here.
Name something that people roast.
Pig.
Pig.
You got lucky on that one.
I mean, people?
What?
Like if you roast each other.
Oh, you mean jokes.
Okay.
People.
Doc, can you quit talking to Avery?
Was it people, Zod?
Zod, did you quit?
What'd you say?
You weren't listening to us.
Not at all.
I got nothing on that.
Vegetable?
Yeah, I got vegetables.
I like that.
Roasted onion?
Roasted potatoes?
It's a vegetable, isn't it?
What?
Roast.
Potatoes are vegetables, no? It is a vegetable. Come on down to What? Roast. Potatoes are vegetables, no?
It is a vegetable.
Come on down to the roast.
Delicious.
That would be under.
Right.
Tofu?
Yeah, I got nothing here.
Nuts, maybe?
Yeah, try tofu.
Ooh, I like nuts.
I like nuts.
I like nuts.
Did you get it?
Oh.
Yeah!
Oh, marshmallow.
I got excited. I thought it was nuts. I think toast, not roast. Yeah. Oh, Marshall. I got excited.
I thought it was nuts.
I think toast, not roast.
All right, triple points.
Oh, you're winning anyway.
Here we go.
This is the big moment right here.
Good answers.
Are we all playing together?
You're going to get your turn.
Okay.
Just wait.
I wasn't sure if I was supposed to help or not.
Name something golfers might lose during a round of golf.
Ball.
Of course, yes.
Club.
Oh, that would be difficult, but no, it's not. No. Tea. I course, yes. Club. Oh, that would be difficult, but...
No, it's not.
No.
T.
I've done it.
No, no, no.
T.
Yeah.
No, not T.
T.
There he goes.
Yep.
Temper.
Temper.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Great round.
Great.
Wow.
Fast money.
Can I just...
Guys, feud is on the screen.
How did you misspell it in the cam?
It's right there in front of you.
Besides your rose, name the best-selling flower shop.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Okay.
Name a sport in which foreign athletes
are usually superior to Americans.
Hockey.
Hockey.
Not hockey.
Name a word that rhymes with song.
Don't say donk.
Don't say donk.
Oh yeah, say it.
Bong.
No.
Name a place you go but you wouldn. Yeah, bong. No. Bong. Right, Jersey Terry?
Name a place you'd go but you wouldn't want to work there.
Quickly.
Grocery store.
Grocery store.
Eight seconds.
Hurry up.
Six seconds.
Besides Santa, who else knows you've been naughty or nice?
Ooh, girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
You'll never get it in.
I might have got it.
Daisy.
Ten.
Not great.
Hokey.
Zero.
Soccer.
Bong.
Seven.
This is awful.
I wish you weren't.
Oh, my God.
17 in the fast money.
This is bad.
You lost.
That was tough.
You made it to fast money. You made it to fast money tough. Hey, you made it to fast money, though.
Hey, you made it to fast money.
Good job.
You made it to fast money.
All right, who's next?
Are we going in order?
Tevo.
Tevo, you are up next.
Tevo.
How's your hair preparation every morning, Greer?
Is it just get up and tie it back?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, once I get out of the shower, it's wet, comb the shower, just it's wet, comb it back, tie it up.
We talking a shampoo situation every day?
Maybe a conditioner?
Not every day, but probably twice a week.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Bad to wash your hair every day, right?
It is.
I've heard that, but I can't not wash my hair every day.
Yeah, it's different for boys, though.
I'm a man.
For men, I'm sorry.
I'm a man who's made four children.
I don't know if anyone cares, but I wash mine every six months.
We can tell, Zod.
Look at your hair.
That's racist.
All right.
Let's go with Tebow.
Tebow, Zod.
I need you here, buddy.
Let's do it.
This is me and you.
Zod's barely paying attention.
He doesn't type well most days, but he's not even paying attention.
He's going to focus now.
Is there a soccer game going on?
He's going to focus now, or else we soccer game? He's going to focus now or else
we're just going to recap. Name something you'd hate to discover
bit you while you were sleeping.
What? Spider.
Spider. Snake.
Where the
fuck are you sleeping?
Snake.
Scorpion.
What?
Bite. Who's going to bite me?
Okay.
Wife.
Wife.
I would be delighted if my wife.
Child.
Child.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog was the next one.
Dog is a good one.
But, Ebony, you'll get your turn.
How is that not a dog?
Wow.
All right.
What's a bite us while we're sleeping?
A bat.
Of course, a bat.
Yes.
How often do you go to bed with a bat in the room?
I don't know.
That was a tough one.
Never.
You're still up.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
There you go.
All right, here we go.
Double points.
Double points.
This is where it matters.
Right, right.
Name a pet some people keep that others would try to kill if they saw it in their house.
A rat.
Rat.
Rat.
Very good.
This might have the same number one answer.
Yeah.
Bug.
Bugs.
Snake.
Snake.
Sure.
Sure.
Snake.
There you go.
All right.
Let's think.
What would you try to kill?
Spider.
Spider.
Spider.
Spider.
Who would kill a cat? Who would kill a cat? Spider? Yeah. Spider. Spider. Spider. Spider. Who would kill a cat?
Who would kill a cat?
Spider?
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
A spider?
Yeah, like a tarantula?
What?
That's awful.
That's a bitch.
What would you try to kill if it was in your house?
Well.
Pets.
Certain types of people?
Yeah, like a muskrat.
Oh.
What?
Muskrat?
I don't know.
Do you know what a muskrat is?
I know I would kill it if it was in my house.
A muskrat would fuck you up.
A fulcrate, yes.
Okay, alright.
Piranha, lizard, cat.
Oh, wow.
Cat was right.
Wow.
Wait, didn't rat didn't go for mouse?
That's tough.
That's tough.
Rat didn't go for mouse.
That's tough.
If a motherfucker breaks in my house and kills my cat, I'm going to kill him.
Right, and like, why are we killing cats?
All right, well, tough, tough.
You want to make a pussy joke?
Did you want to make a pussy joke?
Okay, all right.
Name something people fall from.
Trees.
Yes, that's KB.
Building. Yes. That's KB. Building.
Yes.
I don't know why I keep saying yes.
Swing set.
Yes, Quaint.
That's awful.
What?
No, swing set?
Why would you not fall from a swing set or a playground?
I got one.
All right.
Go for it, Brandon.
How about grace?
Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't even get to play Fast Money. What? I'm giving you an answer, go for it, Brandon. How about Grace? Oh, Jesus Christ.
I didn't even get to play Fast Money.
What?
I'm giving you an answer.
You've got 30 seconds.
People fall.
Fall.
Plane.
Bike.
Oh, I like the bike.
The ladder.
Ladder.
Ladder's number one answer.
Yeah, ladder's going to be there.
Stairs.
Tebow, I don't say this lightly.
You're fucking stupid.
Yeah.
Jerry, you've played before.
Are you opting out?
I don't have to play again.
I mean, I'll play, but I don't have to play again.
Well, we just got to get the others.
Yeah, let's get Glennie to go.
Yeah, so we got three more that have to play.
Yeah, go ahead.
If we have time at the end, you will play.
Yeah, I'll play.
I appreciate that, Jerry.
Sounds fun.
Let's try it.
All right, Glenny Balls.
All right.
Family Feud.
He gets up the, is this everything you guys dreamed it would be?
This is fun.
Family Feud's a good time.
So I've always been a fan of the show, you know?
Just imagine all of us hanging out after work and playing Family Feud.
Honestly, this feels like a great pregame game.
I would play this at a pregame.
Just hating each other.
Yeah. Justing other people
we'd rather be. You guys don't want to go out
this weekend? We'll get a table somewhere?
A common ground? Yeah, we'll get
a table somewhere. I don't want to do that at all. We'll do a couple bottles.
Alright.
Here we go. Family feud.
Can we move? Brandon, shut up. Okay.
Who's my opponent?
It is Marcus. Oh, this is a good opponent? It is Marcus.
This is a good opponent for you.
All right.
No.
Name a country where they drink lots of wine.
Thank God you didn't get this one, Mackenzie.
Thank God.
Italy.
Italy, yes.
Yes.
Are you ready?
USA.
Yes.
I'm going to stop saying yes at some point. What else did we say? Wine. Yes. I'm going to stop saying yes at some point.
What else did we say?
Wine.
Spain.
Spain.
Spain.
Good guess.
Good guess.
Thank you, Brandon.
And Greece.
Okay.
I am Greek.
Greece.
I am Greek.
France, Italy, Portugal is an obvious one. I am Greek. Ooh. Go.
France, Italy, Portugal is an obvious one.
You should definitely skip the obvious ones.
Well, I'm saying Spain because Portugal and Spain.
I guess go Portugal.
Yeah.
Maybe it's Iceland.
I'm shocked just not one person said USA.
Wineville.
England.
Yes.
They have wine out there?
Yeah, I heard their grapes are pretty firm.
England's like an island.
Right.
I don't picture vineyards in London.
Not enough sun.
Best chance of getting to heaven.
Name an occupation that will give you the best chance of getting to heaven.
I mean, I don't want to get too specific.
Doctor? Doctor?
You got it?
Priest.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
I would say like hospice worker,
but that's going to be way too specific. That's dark.
I don't know about that.
Firefighter?
I look forward to hospice, to be honest.
I really don't look forward to hospice at all.
Just somebody taking care of you while you die.
I'll come visit you in hospice, Brandon.
What else?
What else?
What else?
It's probably going to be in like three years.
Doctor.
One last death.
Bring Dana Brooke over.
I guess try a cop saw?
Did you bring them titties today?
Hey, if that's your dying wish, we'll make it happen.
I guarantee you my dying wish is going to be titty related.
I mean, we'll put this clip out to Dana.
Chef, chef, chef, chef.
Why?
People love food.
Nanny, nanny.
Oh, teacher.
Nurse.
There it is.
Doctor should have been with nurse.
Good point.
Oh, Marcus.
What a round.
Let's go, Glenny.
My compliments to the chef.
I know he'll be in heaven.
They make people happy.
Triple points here.
Name a piece of boxing gear.
Yes, gloves.
Mouthpiece.
Mouthpiece.
Why can't I get a number one answer with 80 points?
Because you're stupid.
Trunks. Shorts. Should we say trunks or shorts one answer with 80 points? Because you're stupid. Trunks.
Shorts.
Should we say trunks or shorts?
I'd say shorts, but trunks probably.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
Shoes.
That's the last thing they wear.
What else do they wear?
Headgear.
Headgears are?
Perfect round.
Are we going to Fast Money?
What was that noise?
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! We're going to Fast Money? What was that noise?
We're going to Fast Money.
All right, Fast Money.
Here we go.
Nobody's got it.
If toys come from North Pole, how come they say made in where?
Yes.
What?
How come?
Number one answer. Name something that can be too tight when it's around.
Tie.
Tie.
Good point.
Oh, my aching back.
This might be perfect.
This is awesome.
Name a fruit that would be almost impossible to stick up your nose.
Pineapple.
Yes.
Yes.
Name a country to which American jobs are being out.
China.
China.
I don't think you understood the first one.
China.
Let's see. Just as like a bucket list item if Glennie one. China. Let's see.
This is like a bucket list item if Glennie wins.
Hey.
How?
Hey.
How?
What?
Oh, Ty is not number one there?
Bang.
What?
Wait, wait.
We got it.
All right.
That's enough.
Plus 500.
That was big.
How is pineapple zero?
I feel like probably wouldn't.
Wait, are we going to find the comparison score?
1470.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't want to go next.
Glennie won.
Glennie's Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Okay.
All right.
There we go.
I'm not taking part in it.
All right.
Now we got to slow it down because the women got to compete.
Don't start.
Don't be sexist.
Mackenzie's going to go, so I'm going to help her because we're not going to have enough time.
We got time.
Oh, we got time today.
We got time.
For you guys, we got time.
Oh.
I'm not being sexist.
I'm being sexist and racist.
It cancels out.
All right, so Mackenzie, as soon as the ad gets done back there with Z you will uh you will go so here we go mckenzie is up family feud i can't read well you have
this little tv there can you see oh yeah all right you're up against a white guy that's gonna be easy
here we go with um when you're on a plane flight name something you worry the pilot
is doing in the cockpit.
Sleeping.
Sleeping, yes.
Number one answer.
Good.
Good.
Everybody else just got quiet.
Like, what would you, like hitting the wrong buttons, but I guess that's too long.
Fucking up, making an error.
Yeah, error.
Wrong button.
Oh. Not paying error. Wrong button. Oh.
Not paying attention.
Having sex.
Is that what you were going to put?
Not paying attention.
I don't know what else.
Drinking.
Oh, wow. Wow.
I thought of that.
Take the edge off.
You got to.
Yeah.
Long flights.
That guy was driving.
Drugs?
Drugs. Drugs. Henry R That guy was driving. Drugs.
Drugs.
Henry Ruggs was driving 156 miles an hour.
Maybe.
Need for Speed.
Jerking it?
Yeah.
That's what I was going to say.
You think he was about to.
I don't want my pilot jerking off.
I mean, it's called the cockpit.
Yeah.
Smoking.
Oh, that's drugs.
Daydreaming.
I'm going to put that as daydreaming dreaming sleeping i gotta
be honest i'm fine in my pilot smoking if as long as it's just cigarette i wonder if you were allowed
to smoke as a pilot back when you could smoke on a plane like yeah definitely probably yeah
soul plane soup dog is high okay name something testing uh drinks drinks i think in the 70s everybody smoked anyway um mixed you smoking brandon races food oh food
i mean tiger woods uh nuts jeter mixed nuts steph curry mixed nuts oh great answer um i'm not stupid mixed mama said i have no idea i'm trying to think of my brain
blanks on this show every time mixed she the jones what gets mixed wait did we do food we
did food no we already did what about like bakery about like bakery items? Like you mix a bowl.
Cookies.
Cookies.
Baked goods.
Baked goods.
No, cookies is not going to be on there.
Drugs.
Blake Griffin's brother.
Oh, drugs?
Cut it with some candy.
Reviews?
Cut it with some candy.
This is a poor performance.
Salad.
Veggies.
Batter.
Are you serious?
Batter.
Cookie batter.
We said that.
I did. I did.
It was a good answer.
You're in it.
My God, you're so in it.
This is triple points.
This is the round that matters.
Okay, I'm ready.
Why did it have an E lead?
I don't know.
She got a call.
All right, here we go.
Huge.
We asked 100 married men, name a sea creature your mother-in-law reminds you of.
Oh, my God.
Are we playing feud? Yeah, of course we're playing feud. A sea creature? mother-in-law reminds you of. Oh, oh my God. Are we playing feud?
Yeah, of course we're playing feud.
A sea creature?
Yeah.
A shark?
Shark, yes.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Not a dark.
Okay.
A sea lion.
A what?
I don't know.
Sea lion.
I don't like your chances.
A mermaid.
Maybe a mermaid.
No.
That would be a good thing.
Octopus maybe? Maybe a good thing Octopus maybe Octopus
Definitely a whale
Whale
An octopus I guess
Whale
What about a crab
You crabby bitch
Oh
Yeah
Crabby ass crab
You talking about the grandmother
Or you just
Talking about McKenzie
No
I mean the way you said it
I was like
Um
A sea creature
Mermaid Um oh my god i literally can't think of a turtle mermaids don't have feet jerry why do
you like that's the only one i can think of oh nice i can't think you're gonna be okay i think
you're gonna be okay so you can do it either mermaid wow wow'm shocked. My mother-in-law reminds me of a dolphin.
Oh.
There you go. You're on fast money.
Here we go. Alright. Now you gotta be fast.
I'll read and then you just give me the answer.
Okay. I'm ready. Mermaid.
Jerry.
I swear to God. Name something a caveman wanted
that he probably had a specific grunt for.
Fire. Fire.
We asked a 100 single women,
your date looked good on paper,
but in real life,
something he did just like a fish.
Name something he did just like a fish.
Oh.
Went limp.
Oh my God, can I skip?
May I drink maybe?
Drink like a fish?
You can pass.
Pass, pass.
Name a word a dieter thinks about
that starts with the letter C.
Cookies?
Cookies.
Good one, good one.
Oh.
Chubby. Cookies. Good one. Chubby.
Cookies.
That's probably the number one answer.
Out of blank.
Out of office.
Office.
Should have said control.
Gas.
That's not a good one.
Name something you might find in a tank.
A fish.
Fish.
Love that.
Number one answer.
Shoot, what was the other one?
We're back to the other one.
Name something a caveman wanted.
Oh, wait.
No.
Oh, it didn't let me go back?
That's bullshit.
Drink?
Yeah, you were right.
This will be a big answer.
Oh, that sucks.
This is tough to watch.
Out of order.
Oh, did you know that, Brandon?
I did not.
Oh, I got the last one.
Wow.
Oh, you're.
Sheesh.
So I guess we can end the show because Ebony's gone.
How was everybody's first Yak experience?
It was awesome.
I don't really care about you as much.
I really care about my burgeoning relationship with Greer
and how we're going to be great friends very soon.
I think we would be.
Based on what?
What are our commonalities?
We both like wrestling.
You like wrestling?
Yeah Done
Done
We're gonna go to Survivor Series together
You and I
Or WrestleMania or something fun
I wanna go
Dana Brooke and we can hang out with everybody
You're back
Do you wanna play or are we getting the show?
I had to take a call
My daughter got in trouble at school
I'm gonna have to go to a school And whip a math teacher's ass No, no, no play or were we in the show? Yeah, I had to take a call and my daughter got in trouble at school.
I'm going to have to go to a school and whip a math teacher's ass.
No, no, no. She actually beat someone with a
book bag. So yeah, I had to do a conference call.
Oh, good for her. No!
No, that person deserved it, I bet.
No, in like two minutes I got to do a conference call.
I believe. No, she's fine.
Mermaid.
Thanks for the Twitter shout out, Brandon.
A lot of love. Alright, Ebony, you ready for Family Feud? And then we will play your Family Feud, then we Twitter shout out, Brandon. A lot of love.
All right, Ebony, you ready for Family Feud?
And then we will play your Family Feud, then we'll get out of here.
I don't care.
We can play.
Yeah, well, I mean, you get your turn.
Okay.
As I should.
Don't be fucking racist.
Or sexist.
Or sexist, you asshole.
You got to pick one.
I can be one. You're both.
I can be one.
You're both.
You're both.
All right, Zah, we ready?
Here we go.
Ebony's up.
Look at that one.
That's what I did.
All right, here we go.
You're up against Six Erica, which is an old woman.
Wow, so I should do a black woman.
Old woman against a black woman.
This will take a while.
Name something a Powerball winner is probably worried about.
Taxes.
Taxes. Yeah, good answerball winner is probably worried about. Taxes. Taxes. Yeah.
Good answer. That is a good answer.
That's what I got.
Getting robbed.
Well, yeah. Getting robbed.
Good answer.
No. I think he was right. I don't know. I was more worried about taxes.
Your greedy ass family is showing up?
Yeah. Family.
Family. Yeah. You see, you guys have that problem. I don't know. I was more worried about taxes. You read the ass families showing up? Yeah, family. Family, yeah.
You see, you guys have that problem.
I don't.
It's more taxes.
Losing their ticket.
Oh, you're going to answer this for me, Mackenzie?
Oh, I was just trying to help.
They helped me.
That was tough.
Oh, they helped you.
No, you're like clearly answering.
I only answered one.
Yeah, well.
Here we go. Not very. Say it, you punk bitch. No, you're like clearly answering. I only answered one. Yeah, well. Here we go.
Not very.
Say it, you punk bitch.
No, I didn't say anything.
Ten seconds.
That wasn't necessary.
Jerry, you want to say it real quick?
Mermaid.
Thank you.
Mermaid.
All right, don't put that shit.
All right, you're fine.
You're still in the lead.
You're still in the lead because salespeople losing anonymity,
theft.
That was not an easy one.
That should be on Rob.
No, it kind of was.
That was not an easy one.
I'm just not.
You're up.
You're up.
You're good.
You're good.
All right, double points here.
Double points.
Let's go with
we asked 100 married men,
give me one word
you'd hate to see
in a text message
from your wife.
We need to talk.
Cheater.
That's many words. You hear that so often after today wife. We need to talk. That's many words.
You hear that so often after today's podcast.
I understand, but that's many words.
Cheater.
Cheater.
Just cheat.
Divorce?
Divorce.
You're going to get a divorce after today.
She knows.
Hate? Break? Money? Yeah, break. I'll say break. She knows Hate
Break
Money
Yeah break
I'll say break
Wow
Sorry
Brandon you should help me
With this
I said money
I said money
Okay so money
That's all you good for
You ain't good for the dick
Jesus
I'd rather be good for the money.
Yeah, that's why you got all these shows on.
That benefits both of us.
Oh, that old bitch knows all these answers.
She definitely does.
Look at her.
She's fucking killing it.
Perfect round.
She's definitely...
Let me see.
Shopping, leaving.
Yeah.
Jared? Let me see. Shopping, leaving. Yeah. Jerry?
You're okay.
Triple points right here.
You sweep this round, you're going to be fine.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be fine.
Next round.
Got to be fine.
I got to go do the college football show.
You got to have a good round.
You got to have a good round.
She knows that, Jerry.
Name something that's really, really hairy.
Pussy.
You can't say that.
I don't think pussy hair exists in here.
Name something.
Your head.
Name something that's really, really hairy.
Your head.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
I see somebody.
I see some hairy feet in Barstool.
Chest.
Chest.
Good answer.
Chesties. Oh, God. Chest. Chest. Good answer. Chesties.
Oh, God.
Maybe a lion.
A lion.
What else is hairy?
Skunk.
Skunk.
Wow.
Oh, wait.
It's a hot-legged animal.
Wow.
That's not.
That's a dumb answer.
That was a bad question.
That was a bad question.
I don't even think of gorillas as hairy animals.
Well, they are hairy, but I would never think.
I mean, every animal has... Most animals have hair.
I wouldn't think they're the number one hairy animal
on Family Feud.
Oh, I guess hairy ape.
I've heard that expression before.
I've heard that, yeah.
Can we all sing a song to end the show?
I'd rather not. What song do you want to sing?
Can I know this song this time?
Alright, let's all agree on a song.
What song?
I don't know maybe like uh you can you can be my hero baby like that's one everybody knows that one all
right that's enrique iglesias correct yes you asking me like i'm supposed to know i can be my hero. I can be your hero. I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
You just wanted to sing.
With you, yeah. You have a beautiful voice.
Thank you.
Very soft.
All right, that's the act. soft. Alright, that's the act.
Thanks.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk.
Shopper do a Yankee pop.
It's the act.
It's the act. Thank you.