The Yak - The Yak Does Battle AGAIN in WWE 2K24 | The Yak 3-15-24
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Wow.
We look good, guys.
Look at Kyle.
We're joined by Liv Morgan and Big E.
Thank you so much.
It's our special WWE 2K24 episode.
We did this last year.
I just want to say thank you to the people who actually like to sponsor our show and do these fun things.
They trust our vision.
We trust theirs.
These shows are why we get a job.
And yeah, it's going to be fun.
Do we need like a jump scare warning from MOOC?
Oh, jeez.
It's too late.
Yeah.
Sweet god, dude.
I have red, shaded glasses on.
I still look the whitest I've ever looked in my entire life.
Yeah.
You look good, dude.
So we filmed, where are the promos going to go?
Is that social before?
That'll be Thursday's episode.
Yeah, oh, Thursday.
All right, so we filmed some promos.
People probably saw it.
But I want to know first from Biggie and Liv,
what did you think?
We're terrible, right?
Yes.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I appreciate the enthusiasm.
Yeah.
A lot of enthusiasm, which is a big part of cutting prom.
I didn't think y'all were terrible.
I thought you guys were, like, witty.
Like, I was like, oh, there was, you know.
You liked my line when I told Stephen
Chan I was going to eat his pussy.
I did.
She did enjoy that.
She did enjoy that.
I said, see that pussy?
I'm going to eat it.
Lap it up.
Put you in an ambulance.
Yeah.
So what was our big shortcoming?
It's not like you guys go right to the F's and the B's.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got to build.
You got to build.
It's cheap.
It's cheap.
Not very good.
Take me on a ride before you, yeah.
That's true.
We go 0 to 60 right away.
Very quick.
You guys also have the instinct to, like, change your voice.
Like, I just felt like I was trying
to do, like, aulk or a macho man
that's stereotypical yeah all right that's good yeah I felt like that was very I don't know why
you'd feel the need to change your voice you look natural just talk like this yeah talk oh wow that
was cool as hell I like this um like I always talk before we start playing video games, I don't know if you guys know this,
but Brandon has a podcast called Wrestling.
I've been on it.
Me too.
You guys are the reason why it got canceled.
Well, that's not...
Not me.
That was an uncomfortable joke.
I had to make it.
You both enjoyed your time on it, yes?
Yeah.
Brandon, can you ask some wrestling questions?
I can.
Well, first of all...
Yeah, the floor is yours.
All right, one of the features of this game is 40 years of
WrestleMania, right? WrestleMania is coming up.
This has got to get everybody...
The excitement inside the company has got to
go through the roof this time of year, right?
Great question, Brandon.
Thank you.
He's been so nervous.
Hey, Patrick Holmes,
you're playing in the Super Bowl.
Are you excited?
Big E, what's your love language? He's been so nervous. Hey, Patrick Holmes, you're playing in the Super Bowl. Are you nervous? Excited?
All right.
Big E, what's your love language?
Is it gift giving, words of affirmation?
Quality time, actually.
Quality time?
When was the last time you butterfly kissed?
Uh...
It's been a few years.
Easy question.
Yeah.
See, these are the things people want to know.
Well, why didn't y'all start?
I just...
Are you guys wrestling in WrestleMania?
No, I'm still out with my broken neck,
so I've been out for...
You have a broken neck right now?
I broke my neck in three places.
She has a broken back.
You did, too?
Hey, congrats!
Great lines.
She has, uh, seven broken vertebraes right this second.
Right this second.
Really?
Seven?
Yeah.
I only have three.
Pussy.
Hey, how are you doing with that?
You good?
Good.
You look good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
How long has that been recovery?
It's actually, like, right at two years,
but I've hurt my C1 in two places,
so that's a tricky bone.
You know, I don't want to be in a wheelchair anytime soon, so...
Yeah, yeah.
That neck brace would fit me like a hula hoop.
Wait, so are you wrestling in WrestleMania?
Um, I don't know yet. We'll see.
Oh! You'll be there.
No, you'll be there. Nice.
You'll get there. Yeah, we'll see. Brandon's gonna be at WrestleMania. I am. I don't know yet. We'll see. You'll be there. No, you'll be there. Nice. You'll get there.
Yeah, we'll see.
Brandon's going to be at WrestleMania.
I am.
I'm going to WrestleMania.
He ditched Titus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, well, she's not going to watch.
She's not allowed to watch the show.
Your daughter?
I haven't told my little girl I'm taking her to WrestleMania
yet.
Oh.
You guys deserve the surprise.
Yeah.
And a couple of years ago at Madison Square Garden,
Liv took a picture with my daughter backstage.
She gave her a special treat and said,
hey, I'll take a picture with her, and it was very nice.
Do you remember this?
Yeah.
Oh.
She doesn't.
She does.
No, I do.
I asked about his daughter earlier,
because I remember this.
Well, you asked me about my daughters,
and that was just one.
I know.
I know.
I was like, just damn it.
Yeah.
The other one was a boy, and you said it was a girl.
All right.
Other?
Wait, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
It was my little boy. He was with us. Was he shaggy at the time? No, he was just,. Wait, yeah? Yeah, it was my little boy.
He was with us.
Was he shaggy at the time?
No, he was just a little white guy.
He remembers your little butch daughter.
No, yeah, you did.
You took time and then you didn't say shit.
All right, let's move on.
What other questions you got, Brandon?
I don't have any more questions.
No, try again.
I don't want to take another question.
You can't end on that question.
No, I'm going to ask something.
Your one question, are you excited for WrestleMania?
You left it at that.
WrestleMania is a good talking point.
I thought we could do it.
So bad.
You went with love language, and everybody clapped like seals.
Have you ever said that before?
Have you ever been in public with your love language?
It was introspective.
Is it quality time?
Quality time.
Yeah.
You're talking to a gift giver right here.
What's your favorite cheeseburger topping?
Come on, dude. Jesus. Fuck you, Brandon. Yeah. You're talking to a gift giver right here. What's your favorite cheeseburger topping? Come on, dude.
Yeesh.
Jesus.
Fuck you, Brandon.
Great.
I got one for you, Biggie.
You're better than that.
What's up?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Oh.
Good question.
Good one.
Great question.
Does this show have a big...
It is a tough one.
You asked if it's excited for wrestling.
I'm going on the fence.
I'm going to say a hot dog is not a sandwich.
Okay, all right.
Oh, it is. Oh, what's the beat we got going? It not a sandwich. Oh, it is.
It's a sandwich.
It's two breads.
It's one.
It's one bread.
But it's like, no.
It's one bread.
It is.
It's connected.
It's one piece of bread, but it acts as two.
This is good.
And then it has a filling.
It's a sandwich.
Yeah, you just chained this.
It's like, is a pita a sandwich?
It turns into a debate.
It's one piece of bread, but it acts as two.
I'm going to say it's not a sandwich.
A pita?
A pita pocket?
Mediterranean sandwich.
Is that a sandwich?
Brandon's cooking over there.
He's got a question.
Go ahead, Brandon.
Biggie, Liv Morgan.
Why wouldn't Harry Potter cast a spell to just fix his vision?
Good question, Brandon.
Good question.
Good question.
Wow, good question.
Because Harry acts with honor.
He fixed a broken arm.
Seems like he could have just taken care of himself first before he worked on everybody else.
Wait, was that a joke?
There was a spell to fix his broken arm.
TJ, can you go back to that shot?
Just to be...
Honest to God kyle's scary
you look awesome kyle i actually left the room when i did my promos against kyle and i had to
leave the room because i i'm afraid to know i don't know what you said and i'm afraid to find
out to be honest with you what did you say i don't know i How did I do? You say you didn't like it.
Liv is very kind when it comes to this.
You have some work to do.
I can't even remember.
Well, what did you say, Kyle?
I said I was going to turn her into postpartum puree and drink her off the floor with a silly straw.
You thought that?
It's pretty good.
It's also the you're an open book, but all the pages are glued together.
Oh, you guys hate it.
You're making a joke about an open book, but all the pages are glued together. Oh, you guys hate it. We can talk about an open book, but all the pages are glued together.
It didn't really make sense.
I think the explanation was that there is none.
It's a paradox.
I'm an open book, but all my pages are glued together.
I might be afraid of Kyle now, too.
My promo, I was being playful with Brandon.
I was like, I'm going to bury you like I already buried my pop-up and then he was like everyone hates you
You're the worst person here. That's too far. You were being playful saying you would bury me like you buried your dead grandfather
Yes, what you didn't care for you not a good relationship with your grandfather. Yeah, you know, it was a it was a bit
It was just he it was real. I asked you if you made him up. Then your promo was fired because we all believed it.
I was acting.
That's your grandpa?
I was acting.
I had to finish it.
You have all of your grandparents?
No, no.
I have one left.
So they are dead.
Who's dead and who's alive?
A lot of them are dead.
Isn't your grandpa?
I can't keep track anymore.
You really dug yourself into a hole here.
Is your grandpa the grandparent that's alive?
Yeah.
No, we buried him in 2023.
Oh, nice.
Yeah. When did he die? I him in 2023. Oh, nice. Yeah.
When did he die?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Arch, should we play some video?
Oh, I have one last question.
Liv, do you like my pedicure?
Ooh.
Oh, I do. Quit pointing your toe.
I do.
Yeah, you are pointing your toe.
You're pointing.
I do.
When did you get that?
I finished.
Biggie has a foot fetish. Do you get gel on your toe? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I can admire good toes. I finished Tell her how much it cost it was $400
Yeah, We held one in there.
Oh.
Yeah.
So how long does it take to get these off?
If you got gel, it looks like you even might have got acrylic.
I don't know.
You're probably going to take about maybe the month.
The month?
Yeah.
That's going to be on for a month.
If you got gel, yeah.
Damn.
Take your toenails right off.
Did you get your hands done, too?
No.
It was $400 for just the feet.
$200 a foot.
I got scammed, Biggie. I don't know what to say. I got scammed. Did you tip your hands done too? No. $400 for just the feet. $200 a foot. I got scammed, Biggie.
I don't know what to say.
I got scammed.
Did you tip, Big Cat?
What?
Did you tip?
$100.
Oh, my God.
On top of the $400?
Well, yeah, that's 20%.
$500 pedicure.
Standard industry fare.
Yeah.
$20 for every.
Yeah, I guess if she had said a thousand
dollars i would have had to tip 200 oh my god 40 a toe yeah okay all right well let's play some
video games oh yeah i would love to what's wrong what are you what are you throwing to us just uh
oh yeah brandon you the ad do the ad for the for the game all right it to me. I'll talk about WWE 2K24. It is out this week.
WWE 2K24, finish your story, which is, you know, Cody Rhodes is on the cover.
Everybody here cool with Cody Rhodes?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Just relax.
I was just asking a question, man.
Just answering the question.
And you already didn't like the question, so I'm a Cody Rhodes guy.
It's not my fault you asked a terrible question.
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Yeah.
Good work.
Thank you.
Great work, Brandon.
Should we get going?
Yeah, you want to get us to the –
Oh, yeah.
So Brandon bought this game, and he's been practicing.
Oh, boy.
I mean, the game rocks, but he is going to probably be the best at this game.
Biggie, how often are you – when you're two years out,
do you watch and you're like, man, I wish this was out there?
I mean, I watch.
I mean, the nice thing is I can sit back and I watch more as a fan.
So I worry less about myself and where I'm at in the show.
But I sit back, you know, we're a big traveling circus, so I have a lot of friends.
So it's nice to be able to kind of just watch my friends do their thing.
Yeah.
Have you gone on the road at all?
Yeah.
I'm still around doing things.
Certainly a broken neck would prohibit you from doing your job. It definitely would.
But you said torn ACL
would be a million.
You have different jobs.
You do not have the same job as Big E.
I mean, technically I wrestled more than him today.
This is fair.
It doesn't prevent you
from doing your actual job.
I wrestled today, so I was
a, you could say I was a professional wrestler.
But you came in and said, I want to wrestle.
You cannot say that.
Don't you have a shoulder issue currently?
Yes.
Are you getting your million dollar payout?
I have to read into it.
It just happened a little while ago.
This is awesome.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
You got to drop your hips there.
I'm more worried about your concussion than your shoulder.
Chaps actually gave me a concussion test on his iPhone,
passed with a flying cough.
There's also no way we know if he has a concussion.
What does that mean? Did he download an app?
No, he just played Candy Crush for five minutes.
No, he made me look at a light back and forth.
I was good.
What was the shoulder injury? According to my doctor me look at a light back and forth. I was good. What was it?
Shoulder injury?
According to my doctor, it's a sprained AC joint.
Wait, not your doctor.
Not his doctor?
He'll be good.
According to your doctor?
You already saw a doctor?
Pro football doc.
Pro football doc.
You already saw a doctor between...
I sent pro football doc the video.
Because, you know, he's a professional football player.
So you just sprained it?
You didn't even tear it?
It was just a sprain?
I have to see tomorrow.
I may have to go get x-rayed.
Six to eight weeks of rehab.
He'll be good. He doesn't. No get it. Six to eight weeks of rehab.
He'll be good.
He doesn't.
No, he just called somebody.
He's fine.
The doctor didn't touch him or see him in person.
He just called him.
Some are saying I might not throw a football for months.
Che, a left shoulder?
The world would be robbed.
You're not a lefty.
You're a right-handed guy.
I know, but full body.
Full body motion.
Throw a football?
What about roofball? Throw a football like this? Can you Throw a football? What about roofball?
Can you play roofball?
When's roofball?
Next week.
Oh, fuck.
Too bad.
All right, casket match.
First Brandon casket match.
Let's go.
Looking at that casket, someone has definitely been in that casket.
Wait, is that a used casket? There's a real casket right there, and it looks like. But how is a casket, someone has definitely been in that casket before. Wait, is that a used casket?
There is a real casket right there, and it looks like.
But how is a casket?
What's your favorite?
I don't know, but it looks like there's been a body in it.
Cool.
Very yellow.
Oh, I like Money in the Bank.
And what's the punishment for this one, TJ?
Do you have to go in the casket?
I'll spin for it.
Oh, okay, perfect.
Oh, now.
What are the options?
I think I'd freak out in the casket.
I don't.
I don't like the reminder of my mortality.
You don't think you'd freak out? No, I don't think you'd freak out. It'sket. I don't I don't like the reminder of my mortality
It's not that bad. Okay. I was in there. It's pretty pretty comfy. I want to live about the size of
It's finally over
Or any time I try oh, there's the pun in stone-cold stunners growing up fight or breakfast stop slap Brandon press X Oh Brandon, that's perfect. You love mousetrap. What's cinder block?
Thing to mousetrap if it's Brandon, can it be his nipple? Yeah
I'm not no shouldnling my mouth. Okay, with that, you don't want to know it.
I'm not, no.
Shouldn't have had him out.
No, I do my thing. Shouldn't have had him out.
Provocation there.
Yeah.
I apologize for my nipples being out, but here's what it is.
Casket.
All right.
Go to the arena.
We want money in the bank arena.
Do you feel like that's disrespectful to the flag?
Yeah, America's never been worse than what it is right now on your body.
This,
Vietnam.
Big gap between.
Wait, do I also
have to be on Jason's?
I bet. I'm going to be BFW.
Yeah, you probably do. No, you have to be Mintz.
I don't want to be Mintz. No, you have to be Mintz.
I want to pay money to not be Mintz.
I'll give you $100. I don't deal.
I want to see my entrance. You have to be Mince. I want to pay money to not be Mince. I'll give you $100. I don't deal.
I want to see my entrance.
I want to see my entrance.
Let him do it once.
I want to see his entrance.
He's going to beat Mook.
He'll beat Mook, but then you have to be him next time.
I think Mook has to switch back.
Wait, is it custom Super?
Barstool, Barstool?
Yeah, it's custom.
You're good.
Oh, there it is.
You're good.
You're there.
You're there.
Thank you.
Oh, you got two moves.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
All right, so we got Brandon versus Mook.
Casket match is our first match.
Let's go.
Mook, you look fantastic.
I know.
I look so good.
He really does.
And I look great right now.
So their goal is to get the other opponent in the casket, shut the door.
Got to shut it.
I'm guessing there's special buttons to. I don't know how to play. I didn't mean to skip the other opponent in the casket shut the door yeah and i'm guessing there's special buttons
to i don't know how to play i didn't mean to skip the answer brandon this is the only oh why do you
play oh oh oh oh get out i don't want this carry by pressing r1 and hold it okay i don't know did
you pause it no no no they're just giving you prompts so you know how to play hold on i'm gonna press start and get rid of that i'm gonna get rid of that get rid of it uh options i'm about
to whack i got you i got you yeah is it no you're right tutorial right it's cheating tutorial this
is a cheat go back tutorial tutorial archives i don't think that's it that's just watching it yeah
oh all right well i would have got back let's just go into it. Let's go back
You're about to get Steven Chait out there Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh.
Oh.
Look how big Brandon is.
Oh, no.
Pick him up.
Luke, quit it.
Oh, nut shot.
Oh.
What are Brandon's needs?
Get him in the casket.
Where is it? There he is.
Is it open?
Oh, no.
Oh, does he have to open it?
I gotta open it.
Golly, Miss Molly.
Golly, Miss Molly.
We look like brothers.
Oh.
No, we don't.
Little kidney spot there.
Oh, my back.
Get him.
How many times have you actually won a game?
Why do you keep battling him like that?
I don't know.
Why not?
Oh.
I'm trying to get him to come out.
Oh, my back.
Get him. How many times have you actually won? Why do you keep grabbing him by the throat?
I don't know, why not?
Oh!
I just realized what it says on the side of his singlet.
It said not brawl. What does it say?
Oh don't. Okay.
Awesome dude, you gotta
You gotta fuck him up before you try to put him in the casket.
You gotta fuck him up before you try to put him in the casket.
Isn't today Pi Day?
Yeah you gotta like...
Instant recovery.
Oh, is that a lip shirt?
It's right in the center.
Love that for me.
Somebody with money for tickets, too.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
That's a dream come true.
What did that smell like?
Let's go.
Can someone get in the casket trying to get out
He's almost done Brandon. Oh, yeah, that's a good one falling apart
Open it up. Yeah, that's how you open it. Yeah, buddy.
Come here.
Oh, they're making it.
Oh.
Attack the penis.
Okay.
All right, grab him.
Oh.
Hey, how hard, how bad do those ring steps hurt?
They don't feel great.
They don't feel great.
They don't feel great.
They're solid.
Yeah, no, no.
It's metal.
It hurts.
Okay.
Dragging.
Dragging.
Back to the casket.
I'm trying.
I don't know how to, no, no, no, not the stairs.
No, that's how you open it.
It's probably from the other side.
We know how to open it.
Yeah, I think it's from that side.
Open it, Brandon, open it.
There we go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get him!
Get him!
We're dancing.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Dirty moves.
Oh, so do you have to toss them over the top rope
and make them land in the casket?
Uh, you're right.
Oh, so we got to go back in.
You got to poison mist?
Because the way that it's formatted, yeah.
Poison mist.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Yeah.
No. Get him in the ring.
Oh.
Brandon's just showboating now.
He's done, Brandon.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm getting him.
Take him.
It's back by the ring.
Yeah, I know, but I got to work on his nerve. It's a nerve hole right now. You got to wear him down. You got him. I'm getting him. Take him. The cat is back by the ring. Yeah, no, but I gotta work on his nerve.
It's a nerve hole right now.
You gotta wear him down.
You gotta wear him down.
Wear him down.
That one hurts every time.
Butt to the face.
Okay, I'm going back in.
I'm going back in.
Run, run, run, run.
Don't go back in.
Let's just get in the casket move.
Take the steps, yep.
Get in.
Now get him.
Come in. No. Hold it. There we go. It's open. Now get him. Come in.
No.
There we go.
It's open.
Well, why did he go back in the ring?
Get back out here.
We have to get thrown.
I don't think that's true.
No, I do think it's true.
Okay.
No.
Get him.
No.
Yep.
Come on, Mook. Do some taunts. Get them. Yep.
Come on, Mook.
Do some taunts.
I'm trying.
I do that often.
Yeah.
Get up.
That's my favorite thing to do. That is a good signature move.
I'm glad it's in the game.
What do you call it?
I don't know.
Out with it.
Number two.
Oh, toss it.
There we go.
In the casket. In the casket.
I'm whipping his ass.
You're whipping his ass?
Three-hour match, because Brandon just has to show off.
Yeah.
Throw him in the rope.
I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it's grab
and then, like, triangle.
There we go get them in here
finish it finish it you gotta close it close it close it move it over there
no oh so you have to get out the ring and then close it. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can't close it from inside the ring.
I'll do that again.
Yeah, just do it again.
Oh, no.
Now Brandon's going to get you.
Oh, no.
I'm going to do it first.
Brandon, drop him.
Put him in the casket, Brandon.
All right, all right.
Enough of your showboating.
I'm just...
Brandon, you're doing tricks on it.
Just fucking put me in.
No.
Oh, no.
Get in there.
Don't give up yet.
Get in there.
Oh, I had no control over that.
Jump off.
Smart.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry.
Get him in there, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Yep.
You love my balls.
Zui.
Ooh.
Oh.
A little dance.
Beautiful.
Nice little dance.
All right.
Pick him up.
By the ears?
Oh.
Should we go back in?
No.
Oh, finish him.
Nice roll, Mook.
That was sick.
Oh.
Get him in.
Yeah.
Someone has a poison mist move.
Who is it?
It sounds like a Pokemon.
Poison mist.
Yeah, you gotta use that mist.
Anyway.
Hey, hey, hey.
Put him in.
Put him in.
No.
No.
Are we sure we know how to put him in?
We don't, we're not. We have no idea. You have to lift him and walk to no. Oh. Oh. Are we sure we know how to put him? We don't, we're not.
We have no idea.
You have to lift him and walk to it.
Okay.
You see, you have poison mist.
It's like, I can't.
There we go.
Close it, close it.
Oh my gosh.
Keep.
No.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Thought I had him.
How do I step on the ground?
Come back out here.
I'm trying, I'm trying. Come back out here.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
L1, L1.
I'm dumb right now.
I'll come get you.
Oh.
Piece of shit.
Oh, shit.
There's things under the ring, such as a baseball bat.
I'm trying to get that.
Oh, look.
Oh, Moog, take it.
Oh, no.
Pick it up.
Oh, you scared him. You saw his face? Get him in there. Oh, look at Mook's face.
You look so dumb.
I want the bat.
Try L1.
Oh, you refinish her.
Uh-oh.
Cameras are going crazy.
Cameras are going crazy.
How do you get out of the ring?
Fly him on the buckle.
I don't know how to get out.
L1 is to get out.
Yeah, there we go, move.
There we go.
Back flip off.
Okay, now get, yeah.
There you go, buddy.
He only gets up one way.
Reasonably step down.
You don't want to.
Wrong way.
Yeah, okay.
I'm trying, man.
There you go.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
What the hell?
Bruce.
All right. Whoa. Teach him a lesson. Ankin. Oh, look, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, me in the casket. Dude, I'm trying.
Okay.
Look how red your belly is.
Yeah, well, I'm playing the game.
All right.
We got to get, one of us has to get in there.
Please.
Charged finisher.
R2 and X.
Okay, I'm looking out for it.
I'm trying to pick him up again.
Come on.
Get him.
I think we can both agree if we go outside the ring,
we got a better chance of getting that.
You think going out is better?
There's a baseball bat right there.
Why are you ignoring that?
How did you get out?
L1 and down.
L1 in the direction of the rope.
I'm telling him what to do.
L1 in this. There's no reason to get weapons. I'm telling him what to do.
L1 in this.
There's no reason to get weapons.
There you go.
Get him.
All right.
Got it.
Now throw his ass in the casket.
Now go ahead and throw him in the casket.
All right.
Pick me up.
Pick me up.
Go in the casket. All right. Out the box. all right take me up pick me up
stop fighting back just let me throw you in the casket
okay there's a casket here when was the last time you saw a casket in person
um when my dad and stepdad dad come on put him in
put him in the casket. Oh.
That was very sad.
Speaking of wrestling,
who sent you a cameo from a pro wrestler
when your dad died?
Was that you or the yak?
That was me.
That was you?
Which wrestler?
Yeah.
Mick Foley.
Oh, I wasn't.
And it was...
And it ended up being
the most heartfelt thing
of all time.
She asked him to send me
a message for my dad dying.
He sent me a six-minute message.
It was the most heartfelt. Detailing... We all just made fun of you. Yeah, y'all just made fun of me. from my dad died. He sent me a six-minute message
Detailing Yeah, y'all made fun of yeah
And then he just sent me a six six minute message
Detailing how what it's like to lose a loved one and how many fight through this was unbelievable
It was the most thoughtful thing of all time. Yeah
Anyways, yeah in that casket
Put me in put me no no see look talking about tragedy is helping
you right oh yeah yeah i don't know if this is ever happening pick him up he keeps fighting back
every time i try to pick him up just let it happen i'm trying there we go there you go get him in
there he's hurt bye bye what's up i'm not there it. Close it. He's hurt. Bye bye.
What's up, Biden?
I'm not.
There it is.
There it is.
Circle, circle, circle.
It's a chain.
Actually fight move.
Square.
Square.
Get out of there.
Yeah.
All right.
Hard fought.
Well done.
Hard fought.
Good help.
Good help.
Yeah.
He's freaking out.
All right. He's freaking out. All right. Oh, nice. Wow. You can see, like, the sweat on him.
He just has to get in there.
Oh, yes. It's very detailed.
He's got to lay in there.
He's all rad.
Although there are...
The details. We love the details.
Yeah, but there I have, like, saggy...
All right, Brandon, start setting up the next game.
His is a perk here.
Brandon, because you know how to use this game.
Set up the next match while we do the punishment.
All right. Who's going next?
Who's going next, Steve?
Let's do Titus and Nick.
Titus and Nick. What's their stipulation?
It was going to be a casket,
but maybe we should do a backstage brawl.
Backstage brawl.
Love that. Love backstage brawl.
Alright, and then spin the wheel for
Mook. Let's see what his punishment is.
My thumb hurts so bad.
Come on, bud.
You ever get injured playing a video game?
He's never, not once.
Can't be saying that out loud.
Played for 15 minutes.
Oh, bottles.
Cinder block.
Whoa.
What's cinder block?
What is that?
What is that?
It's your punishment.
Your punishment is cinder block.
That sounds horrible.
I love it.
This is going to be you right here.
All right, thanks.
And then I have to go into a casket.
Yeah. Okay. Just put the is going to be you right here. All right, thanks. And then I have to go into a casket. Yeah.
Okay.
Let's put the cinder block on the casket.
Titus, do you want me to do it?
Or you got it?
Ooh, Nicky, he's a 75. Yeah, everybody else was 85.
Yeah.
Oh, there's the cinder block.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm doing it to him?
What are you doing to him?
Yeah, I think he's smashing over his head.
No.
Is that thing hard?
Yeah.
It looks a little...
It's a cinder block.
Oh.
Oh, jeez.
Ew.
You got all the dust on me. I swear, he's slinking over his back. Can I feel hard? Yeah. It looks a little cinder block. Oh. Ew. It got all the dust in me.
I swear it's breaking over his back.
Can I feel that?
No.
Yeah, yeah, later in the sack.
That's going to suck.
Go on all fours.
Yeah, on all fours.
Break it on his back.
Pause.
Yeah, break it on my back.
That might be it.
No, I don't think it will hurt.
Wait, you're in front of the camera.
Yeah.
Come on the other side.
It's just a real cinder block. It's not going to hurt.
What would you say is the proper method?
I've never done this before.
Like, right here.
It's like...
Right here.
Don't hit his head.
Right here.
Okay.
Give me a three, two, one.
All right, three.
Wind up big.
Wind up big.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Do you have another one?
That's it.
What happened?
You didn't take it, bro.
He swung it too fast.
Oh, get in the casket.
Get in the casket.
Get in the freaking casket.
Bye.
See ya.
Bye-bye.
Brandon.
How do...
Wait, you said get your vape?
Yeah, you should close it and let him vape his way out.
I'll hotbox it.
Do I have to just, like, chill in here for a little bit? Yeah, you should close it and let him vape his way out. I'll hotbox it. Yeah, yeah, for forever.
I think the casket is forever, right?
Yeah, I think it's forever.
That's how it works.
Let's go as long as it weeps.
Until you freak out.
Don't fart.
Don't get in there.
All right, guys.
You talking to me already? No. We... Until you freak out. Don't fart. I'll s- Alright, he's in.
You talking to me already?
No, him.
He's in the bathroom.
Why would you give out a fart in my face?
There's probably an allotted amount of air.
I'll take a- I'll google this.
Are we doing- are we locking it?
Alright.
Nah.
The basket is closed.
There is a mic in there.
Oh, you can hear him.
Talk.
Oh yeah, he's got a mic in there.
What's up, chat? Go fuck yourself.
Oh, wow.
No, he-
No, you can't.
We can't hear him, but there is a mic taped in.
Yeah, we can't hear you.
Put the padlock on the other side.
Yeah.
And the chain has to go around it twice.
There we go.
How long does it have to be in there for?
A normal, healthy person might have 10 minutes to an hour inside a cabinet.
Okay, so we'll go an hour.
What does 10 minutes in air?
I'm not a normal, healthy person.
That is a good point. That is a very good point. All right, we'll go an hour. What does 10 minutes in air? I'm not a normal healthy person. That is a good point.
All right, we'll compromise.
55 minutes.
Or 6 hours to 36 hours,
depending on who you ask.
He'll be fine.
I thought it would be like a longer shelf life.
Take a nap, Mook.
I'm chilling.
This is nice.
Oh, my God.
Wait, he's an 85 and I'm a 75?
All right, here we go.
Damn.
Why do you score yourself so low?
I didn't make this.
I think somebody just has it out for me.
All right, backstage brawl.
Here we go.
Nick vs. Mark.
Oh my God.
Maybe don't press anything.
Yeah, I'm not.
Okay.
Yeah, watch the intro.
Nope.
No intros. Oh, backstage brawl.
You both look cool as hell.
I'll say that.
I mean, Titus looks.
Titus looks way cooler.
Whoa. Hey.
Oh, I just looks French.
Oh, wait, what's I just doing?
It doesn't French.
Put it to you. Is that blood?
No. Come on. Come on.
Already.
How do you win this one?
You get out of the back.
So you just pinfall, right?
Pinfall.
Well, there's no ref back there.
Right?
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Is it just the first blood?
It might just be a first blood match.
Whoever takes too much damage and can't get up.
I have no idea.
Jerry's not there to park in that spot. Brandon, where do they keep the weapons here?
Well, there's chairs everywhere.
Hit up, friend.
You can climb on the cases.
You can climb up where that ladder is.
I'm out right now.
You can probably body slam them off of that and kill them.
Reverse it.
Watch this, Mark.
You're in red already.
Whoa!
Y'all ever thought to, like, fight to make sure
they don't have chairs everywhere
so you can't get hit with them?
Mm, like an empty room.
I mean, the arena's full of chairs.
It's an impossible mission.
Those are more seats than chairs.
Mark, you're winning.
What are you doing to me?
Yeah, but they have pictures on them.
Nobody wants to ruin them.
I don't really know.
I'm mashing them.
Drag me around.
Woohoo.
I have one with your face on it.
Give me a rug burn.
What's up here?
That's all the time.
I don't like that.
I don't like that at all.
Survivor Series.
I've been out of commission for this entire time.
The one that was just me?
Nick, you were right.
Press X.
I think so, yeah.
Oh, I didn't.
Whoa, I should press X.
Nick has yet to show up to the match. I've pressed, oh boy didn't- Whoa, I should press X. Brooklyn, yeah. Good. Nick has yet to show up to the match.
I've pressed- oh boy.
Have you been on a chair?
Oh!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fuck him off!
Yes!
Break his glasses!
Break that nerd's glasses.
Possum attack.
Oh.
That means play dead and then get him.
Oh.
Yo, it's hot as fuck in here.
I've been attacked.
Oh. Oh. All right. Down he goes. Nick's starting to fight back.
Oh, fuck.
He loves that.
Hip toss.
Get him.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Crush him, yes.
Oh, man.
You have to submit him?
Pinfall.
Oh, that one was good.
That was good.
Oh, yeah.
That was good.
That was good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Crush, yes. Did you submit him? Pinfall.
That was good, that was a good one.
Use some weapons.
How do I run?
Okay.
It's a backstage brawl.
I really have no idea.
I wanna go grab.
There we go.
Someone find out how you win this one.
There we go.
What about a hockey stick?
Climb the ladder.
Hey, come here, let me hit you with this chair.
Yeah. There we go. There we go. We got a chair versus a table stick? Climb the ladder. Hey, come here. Let me hit you with this chair. Yeah.
There we go.
There we go. Chair versus table.
Well, well, well.
Oh, yes.
Chair beats table every time.
Boom.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do you mind if I just kill you?
Just.
Oh, no.
I'm just kidding.
Hold on.
Hold on, man. Hold on, buddy.
Titus, time. Time.
Okay. Fine. Thank you.
So, Moose just in the casket right now? Yeah.
I'm outta here.
I'm gone. I'm gone.
Oh!
Wait. I want you to try to hit me.
That was awesome. Can I hit you with a cardboard box?
Whoa. Well, what just happened? They're too far apart. Can I hit you with a cardboard box?
Whoa.
What just happened?
Too far apart.
Is this a ladder?
Nick's running.
What does it mean that the bar below my name is all green?
That means that you have full health.
Come up here.
Trust me.
It'll be the worst mistake you've ever made.
Get him, Nicky.
Thank you, Pook.
Come on.
You should push him off immediately.
Do we know how they win this?
Can you go in the elevator?
Oh, fuck.
That would be more convenient.
Oh, no, Nick. What?
I think it's pinfall.
Oh, it's submission?
Try to go in the elevator.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh.
Oh.
This game is awesome.
I want to throw him off.
Uh-oh.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I'm going to try to...
What are you going to try to do?
What is that position? Can I tell you something nerdy I do with this game. What?
I'll uh when I'm ready to go to bed. Oh go over
I'll start a 30-man Royal Rumble and then I'll I'll take I'll take what you know
I'll try to think who's gonna win and then I'll watch it like it's an actual Royal Rumble. You don't actually play
You just watch sometimes
No, no, no, I will then I'll wake up and I'll be like, oh that one's over
I'll start another one and then
My creative characters in there
Well, this game is I just downloaded it last night so I don't have any I
Don't have any but you know Roman was a lot. Is there this an activity share with your kids?
This is more just you.
Whoa!
Ow!
You break my leg?
It was, like, until destination.
Okay, just health goes too low.
All right.
All right, so Titus.
That's a pretty realistic game, I'd say.
Yeah.
You just beat him bad.
He just stomped his ankle out.
All right.
So, Brandon, set up the next game while we spin the wheel.
I can't. I'll throw up
for eggs. Ambulance
match, so it's me and Che. We have an ambulance
here, right? Yep.
So one of you is...
Yeah. Alright, one-on-one.
I wanted to throw you off that top leg
so bad. I wanted to figure out how to do it.
Same. I was trying
so hard. You can't eat eggs?
No, I can. I would just throw up. Yeah, who won I was trying so hard. You can't eat eggs. No, I can I would just throw up
Yeah, who won?
Bottles someone maybe mousetrap
No, I didn't hear anything. Honestly if you didn't keep talking every now and then I would
Bottles hit him with a bottle. This is fun
Make sure you wait to make sure you're really in the screen.
Brandon broke a bottle over my head earlier that we didn't really get to watch it.
I love the sound.
Here comes Spider.
Pass the controller?
Across your face?
I guess.
No, on the top of his head.
It's going to knock your glasses off.
Top of the head?
Top of the head.
Top of the head.
Double the top of the head. off. Top of the head? Top of the head. And you're gonna break your glasses. Top of the head.
Top of the head.
I think, where are you?
Double the top of the head.
Oh my god.
Double the top of the head?
Yeah.
Good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh god.
Put your head down.
Oh god.
Yeah!
Oh!
That was awesome.
You okay?
That was awesome.
Yay!
Quick.
Yeah, only an inch.
Get his ass.
Get his ass.
Oh my god. That was okay. Yeah. That was cool. That was cool. That his ass. Yeah. Those bottles rock. How did that feel?
It stung a little, huh?
Yeah.
I kind of want to take one to the head.
I kind of want to do a real bottle.
Yeah.
Yeah, Spider, next time we get bottles, just mix in one real one.
Yeah.
All right.
Handles match.
Holy shit.
What button do I press?
Press the button.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Oh,, just mix in one real one. Yeah.
Ambulance match.
Holy shit.
What button do I press?
Whatever you want to press.
So there's no...
Che.
Oh, Che, look at your Bucks pants.
So this is...
Oh, Steve.
This is similar to the casket.
You have to throw them in the ambulance and shut the door.
Where's the ambulance?
Probably in the aisle way.
I would imagine.
Exactly where you think they put it.
Oh, no.
Top of the ramp.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. the aisle way. I would imagine.
Exactly where you think they put it. No.
Is it up there?
I thought they didn't.
Yeah, usually up there.
I guess I'm stupid.
How do I get out?
No, it's okay.
Right there.
More than me though.
How do I get out?
Hey, 15 years old.
No one in town.
There we go. Wake up, dude.
You got me.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Here we go.
There we go.
All right, let's go. I don't know. I'm sorry. There we go. There we go. All right, let's go.
I don't know.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
End it now.
Oh, my knee.
I don't know how to pick them up.
Oh.
Call it O?
I was going to say, oh.
Circle.
Circle. Circle.
Wait, I call it O, too.
I call it O.
Who called it O?
Some people call it square box.
Oh!
No!
It's square, triangle, X, and oh, yeah, that's what I say
Bitch now, oh my god You gotta close it. No way. Okay. There he is
Two doors
Shit There's only one door Oh yeah, there's a ladder there. Climb the ambulance. Shit. It's a very convenient ladder.
I thought there was only one door.
That's very practical for an ambulance.
How can we get to the top of this?
Uh-oh.
Ooh.
How do I get him in there?
Jake, get a weapon under there.
Ooh.
Jake, climb on the ambulance.
I want to.
Climb on the ambulance.
Whoa.
Of course.
Gloating.
Jay's a little too jacked, right?
No, he thinks not enough.
All I can do is shin stomp him, but I'm shin stomping him.
Ooh.
Big Cat, did you design your wrestling gear?
Uh, yeah.
What do you think?
Good job. It looks great.
Goes well with the painted nails.
Vibrant colors.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that hurts. Oh, yeah. Oh, that hurts.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm going to need that highlight, TJ.
I'm going to need that just to watch it.
All right. How do I get him in?
Go, big cat. What do I press?
I think I was pressing triangle and then the direction.
How do I climb this? Oh, that hurt.
I'd like to climb.
Oh. Oh.
Whoa. Psych.
Fancy. Walk up to it. Oh. All right. I'd like to climb the- Oh! Oh! Whoa!
Psych!
Fancy!
Uh, walk up to it.
Oh!
Alright, I might be dead.
Oh, now he looks hurt.
Walk up to the ladder and press X, I think?
I'm trying.
I don't know if anyone can hear this.
Get him in there.
I'm dead.
Put me in there.
I'm just kinda mashing buttons.
It's really fucking hot.
That was really nice of you, but I didn't believe anything you said.
I don't know if I'm allowed to come out.
Luke, are you still alive?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
Okay, he you still alive?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
We have Moose.
He's getting hot.
Now how do I get him in?
I think triangle and then the direction.
I think you gotta...
Yeah, I say circle.
That's not crazy to say O.
Anybody?
Do I have any O brothers in here?
Oh, good.
The existence of a square and a triangle would imply it's a circle,
but I don't mind O.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right. I can't think about it like that.
I can't do anything.
And O is more awful. Climb the ladder. Have you climbed the ladder? I'm just trying to get it. Walk up and hit L. Like that
Have you climbed the ladder walk up and hit you have to go over to the ladder
Oh you bitch oh
Wait we're going the wrong direction direction. That's okay. How did the cauliflower ear come about by the way? Wrestling in high school? Getting slammed, yeah.
It just on impact, puffs right up.
Oh fuck, do I have a cauliflower ear?
That's a D1 wrestler.
Oh, you wrestled D1?
Where?
Oh, Penn State.
Oh, don't wrestle at Penn State as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's our guy.
Very cool.
All right, Steven, meet me back at the ambulance.
I mean, you know, Iowa.
I'm trying.
Let's go back to Iowa.
Wrestling school, yeah.
Same.
I wrestled in high school. Oh, you're not. I'm actually trying to walk back to the thing. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm, get in the ambulance and run him over.
I'm busy right now.
Get up, Prang.
How do I stop?
You have to walk to the ladder, Che.
Che, you have to walk to the ladder.
Turn around.
Meet me in the ambulance.
No, you're not trying.
You're obviously not trying.
Stop pressing buttons. We need the ambulance.
I'm trying to walk back.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Che, are you not playing?
Wait, Che, let go of the controller.
Wait, Che, did you not move your controller over?
No!
He ain't playing.
He's a fraud!
He's a fraud!
He's a fraud!
He's a fraud!
I win.
I win.
I win.
I win.
I win.
I win. He's not playing the entire time. Wow. All right, so I win. I win. I win. I win. I win.
He's not playing the entire time.
Wow.
All right.
So I win.
10-cali.
No, he's still.
He's 10-cali.
Wow.
I win.
I've never seen some shill I've done on my life.
So tough.
Hard over.
You literally have not been playing?
It's the computer.
It's the computer.
Clearly.
Che, you're a dumbass.
The whole time.
I was like, damn, Che's good.
He's out. You lose. You lose. You lose. All right.
We'll do another ambulance match.
Che's out.
He literally was playing.
How did you not know until?
It took him 15 minutes to realize.
How did you not know that you were playing?
The only thing that was weird was when I was trying to walk back.
Certainly not.
Certainly not.
It was everything.
You didn't control a single thing.
That would have taken the layperson one second.
That was so Che.
Can we just punish Che?
Yeah, no, he lost.
He called it.
I didn't know that.
Steve's running the show.
He said technicality's out.
Aw.
She should have to do every punishment.
No, exactly.
What the hell?
What's the last match type?
What's the punishment?
Brawl, backstage brawl.
Okay. Against. Oh my god, and KB right hey hey can I come
out of here that was so che that's the first picked up on that he wasn't
actually playing well when you do the backflip. Oh, God. You're good, man. Okay, you're fucking dumb as shit, dude.
Dumb.
Guy in a casket.
The first time you hit that backflip.
I wasn't in there, Moog.
I love it.
I do.
He had the new controller.
I thought you were playing.
Mousetrap.
Who's got the second controller?
What is it?
Mousetrap?
Yeah.
Oh.
Who's got the second controller?
Oh, Mousetrap.
Jay, is there anything I can do to get you to give me the fucking second controller?
Come on, man.
Goddamn.
Aw.
He's got an AC joint.
We all do.
Wait, are you a Bucs guy?
He's got the Mousetrap on the AC joint.
Yeah.
You're a Bucs guy, right?
Oh, Joe.
Yeah.
Okay, this big, huge Bucs guy.
He's the number one Bucs.
Oh.
Well, Joe Bucs fan.
We signed Jordan Whitehead today.
I missed that.
Yeah. Yeah. The only NFL player ever drafted by a parrot. What else did you draft? What? Well, Joe Bucks fans. He signed Jordan Whitehead today. I missed that.
Yeah.
The only NFL player ever drafted by a parrot.
By a parrot?
Yeah, the selection was announced by a parrot.
Oh.
Well, he wasn't drafted by the parrot.
No, he was drafted by the team.
Kind of. Parrot said it.
Kind of drafted by the parrot.
Oh, here comes the mouse.
I feel like Chase's injury has made his brain.
He might be.
You might be.
You might be.
Oh, thank you.
For me, right?
Where are you going to put that? Which way do I make them?
Do one on each ear.
Just throw one and try to catch it.
Just throw one and try to catch it.
Just like me.
We said hello.
Not nipples?
We're not doing the nips?
There's two.
Throw it.
Throw it and try to catch it.
Che, ready?
Wait, does that count?
No.
Hell no.
No.
Throw that over there.
They went through a huge mousetrap phase where-
I feel so bad that I used mice to trap in that.
Well, she wasn't here for that.
Yes, she was.
Yes, she was.
It was Aiden's partner.
She just tried to disassociate from the mousetraps.
Does that kill mice?
Yeah.
No, actually, no, sorry.
No, it just names them a little bit. They go to a nice little home after. But like, it can't just hold them down. Yeah, yeah, no actually no sorry
Snaps their neck all right Jay. Oh here comes a little mouse
Okay, this is Kate versus KB.
Do your toe.
Mousy.
Your pinky toe.
I'm a Knappen.
You want to do that too?
How do I run?
I do.
Mousy mouse.
Oh, my God. He's so hungry.
He wants to get in there.
He's trying to get his finger in there.
Oh, so curious.
He's going to go home tonight and just be like, how was your day?
I'm beaten up.
I'm in an ambulance.
Oh, he's gotta go in an ambulance now.
Oh, wait, is there a fight to happen?
Get the fight started.
Yep.
Oh.
Yeah.
What do you mean, oh, you've been holding the controller?
I thought we were doing another thing.
Oh, you haven't?
Separate venture.
Kate versus KB.
Okay.
I thought you wrestled.
I can't even tell.
It was just the most chain thing ever. Uh-oh. Of course. In his head, he was like, I'm crushed wrestled. I can't even tell. It was just the most Che thing ever. Uh oh. Of course.
In his head he was like, I'm crushed.
No.
I thought when I handed it to him something was wrong.
How do I walk?
I want to make sure I'm not doing a Stephen Che.
I was thinking about it.
I was like, he's really good at this.
Oh no.
How?
Oh, Che's getting in the ambulance.
And he actually needs it.
Because of his AC joint?
Can they take him away?
How do I know?
That would be awesome if they just drove away.
They just took him away to the hospital.
Can I?
Yeah.
Sweet.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. Can they take him away?
That would be awesome.
Can I?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, he's right there.
I didn't even see.
This is kind of a dream come true for him.
He's always wanted this man.
He's smirking. He's always wanted this man. He's smirking.
He's so happy.
He's comfortable.
There you go, Kate.
Where are you going, Kate?
There you go, Kate.
Getting the hell away from KB.
Yeah.
Get him, Kyle.
Throw him off.
In Che's head, he's like, I just made a huge play.
I'm walking off a hero.
Oh, they're going to drive it away.
Hell yes.
Che's gone for good. Wait, should we have not started this match, TJ? All right. We, they're gonna drive it away. Hell yeah. He's gone for good.
Wait, should we have not started this match, TJ?
All right.
We don't need to wave him off.
Yeah.
They're not actually fighting.
They're just kind of...
Yeah, they're not doing anything.
People are wondering what's happening.
They're literally...
They're getting all right.
They're playing GTA.
Yeah.
We're going on OSHA.
That was a great cutback.
Did OSHA say...
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna go back up.
I can't believe I'm standing on OSHA.
I can't believe I'm standing on OSHA. I can't believe I'm standing on OSHA. I can't believe I'm standing on OSHA. I can't believe I'm standing to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up.
I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to go back up. I'm going to one level higher. There's a giant Kyle take the elevator
Incredible the chase getting to yeah Kate get in the elevator. See you later dick. See you later dork
There he goes I what can we tell them to not bring him back
Huge win awesome. He's gone. That was great. Could have worked out better. She's gone. That was good.
Oh, ouch.
Shoot.
This is like an intervention.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing out of here?
Oh, what do you mean?
Wait a minute.
The fuck?
The voice was way too clear.
How did you skip out of that? I'm a minute. The voice was way too clear. How did you skip out of that?
Oh, Toddner.
Uh-oh, this isn't going to feel good.
Whatever he's about to do to me there.
I do like the casket, though.
I want to get one from my part.
Get back in it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's a nice little bed change.
Oh, I think I'm going to die.
I think I'm about to die.
Come on in my casket, babe.
I think I'm about to die.
Oh, God, I can't.
Throw him into the car.
Kyle. No.
She's a lame.
Kyle hates women.
Steve, what do you want the semifinals to be backstage brawl again?
I still-
Okay, nice.
Maybe not great at this.
That's a nice wrinkle, 2v2.
Friends become enemies.
What are you doing?
You okay? Hey, press another button. Nice wrinkle to be to friends enemies
We don't have to worry about Kate not controlling
What you got Tim's on I think this would be the funniest part. Yeah, I'm not normally a video... I enjoy it. R2 and Triangle. R2 and Triangle.
R2 and Triangle. Where's R2? Okay.
R2 and Triangle.
Come here. Come here.
I'm R2 and Triangle.
Possum attack.
Oh, why'd they take it away?
Oh, okay. I flipped him.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I put you in a little pretzel.
Technician.
Oh, okay. Technician. Sit X, sit X, sit X. This is a little hot, nice. Come here. Oh! I put you in a little pretzel. It's technician.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hit X, hit X, hit X.
This is a little hot.
Yeah.
Shit.
X now.
I'd love to see you like that, man.
Square, square.
Square.
Tell me, keep telling me.
Circle.
Circle.
Circle.
Circle.
Square, square.
Square.
Square.
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circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle,
circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle,
circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle,
circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, square, square, square, square, square, square,
square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square,
square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square,
square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square,
square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square,
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Sorry.
Oh, boy.
That's the most I've worked out in over a year.
I gotta get a breath back. She's taking a...
Suck it.
Suck it.
Okay.
No.
Kay's not in it. Suck it. Okay. No. Hopefully, K's not in it.
We lost him.
I guarantee you he asked for a vaccine when he was back there.
Now I get how this works.
R2 and square.
R2 and square.
R2 triangle.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. R2 triangle. R2 triangle, it's okay. At the same time.
What's R2, top or bottom?
It's the back one on the right.
Start right, start right.
Right trigger.
R2 triangle.
Goddamn.
Damn.
Didn't quite get it off.
R2 and X.
In my defense.
R2 X.
R2 X is the bottom one X.
The back right.
Okay, whoop, whoop.
She's taking a rest.
You were telling me this is why women shouldn't wrestle, right?
She's taking a rest.
Hey. Don't do that. I thought you were. Oh, I thought, whoop. She's taking a rest. You were telling me this is why women shouldn't wrestle, right? She's taking a rest. Hey!
Don't do that.
I thought you were-
I thought we, okay.
How'd you think of your wrestling name?
It's not a great story.
So when I first got signed, I had to send in a list of like 20 names.
And I didn't really have any good names that they wanted to use.
Actually, my first wrestling character was gonna be Mel Man.
I had this idea for a wrestling mailman.
Yeah.
But the problem is, at the time, we were doing pay-per-views on Sunday, so
I never would have delivered on Sunday.
My God, you can't be doing it.
Wait, is the joke really being serious?
Kind of serious.
No, the mailman character was a real idea that I pitched.
Anyway, people- I'm getting into the little thing again.
I might need help.
My given name's Ator, spelled with an E, and-
Square, square, square, square, square, square.
I've been an E or Big E since middle school.
Better than the mailman. Mailman. Yeah, MEL ma and then I thought I thought I had legs
Yeah, definitely. They told me we're fed X. He's like an ex-con
Che your back
Good winter on the block. I thought you had him. Good. Went around the block. How's your AC joint? Is it sick?
I actually did ask them about it.
Yeah.
And they gave me smoke bombs.
No!
Ugh.
Uh, not broken.
Circle, circle, circle.
Good.
They did.
Probably a expanded thing.
Did they look at it?
Could it not?
Yeah.
It could also be nothing, right?
Yeah.
Are you gonna get an MRI?
Yeah.
I said like wait a few days and see if it's like, the pain's like super good.
Are you having some of this?
I can lift it up.
Oh my god.
Oh.
There's like three ligaments.
That's your AC joint. There's like three ligaments.
That's your AC joint.
Steven's going to have like a hundred people give him advice on this.
Have you heard your AC joint?
Any of them that are free that I don't have to wait for?
I tore two of the three ligaments.
There's three ligaments in there?
Yeah, and I tore two of them, and then I rehabbed six to eight weeks, and then I was back to normal.
Six to eight weeks?
Oh, great.
I love it how Che got a diagnosis.
I'm sweating my...
Also, six to eight weeks. It wasn't a diagnosis. I'm sweating my ass when it took Kate like six months.
Also, six to eight weeks.
It wasn't a diagnosis.
He called it.
Six to eight weeks sucks.
Yeah, it's a long time.
Che keeps being like, no problem.
Oh, no.
He said to me, he's like, I'll be good by mid-May.
But he's thinking in football terms, that's only half the season.
I'll be back for training camp, 100%.
You're not needed at training camp.
It actually was the best time for you to get injured.
Yeah.
Off season.
Square, square, square, circle, circle.
So you're just going to miss mandatory workouts.
X, X, X, X, X.
Oh, so I'm hitting, we're both hitting this stuff at the same time.
Because he's trying to like get out of it, but you're trying to make it go.
So you guys are both hitting the same shit.
Jay, how do you feel about Baker being back?
Super excited.
16th highest paid quarterback in the league right now.
It's a great deal.
It's a great year.
Three years.
Bloop.
Third year's team option.
Love it.
Mike Evans back.
I love that too.
See his wife was the reason.
Bloop.
Yes.
Shout out Ashley Evans.
Bloop.
Shout out Ashley Evans.
Big shout out Ashley.
How are more people not talking about how I'm just
absolutely dominating Kyle right now?
Good for you.
We haven't really done anything yet.
Yeah.
All the openings.
Bloop.
I'm just walking on you.
It's good.
Kyle, do something.
Why are you making noises, Kate?
It's just what I feel inside as it's happening.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Kyle.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
That did it.
That did it.
That, wow.
The pooter kick.
I had him scorpioned above me like 15 times. Step on a crack and break your mother's back.
Oh.
Nice, Kyle.
Dang.
Good shit, Kyle.
All right, so can we bring back cinder block
for Kate? Oh, yeah. Let's hit Kate
in the back with a cinder block.
I hope my punishment's not taking
the calcium pill. What are the punishments?
Uh-oh.
I got the remote very sweaty.
Yeah, let's just do the egg. You want to do the egg,
Kate? What's the egg? You just gotta drink an egg.
Ew.
Well, the other ones might be physical and I
don't want to break your back the other ones are break your back no we're not
having chair we're not doing so let's give her the egg we do another bottle
yeah break bottles on my legs all right okay? That's what I'm saying. Drink the egg, Kate.
No one wants to hit her.
No one wants to hit her.
She's got seven broken vertebraes.
Oh, that actually would probably hurt her back too.
Oh, God.
Bottle, bottle. Don't make her throw up.
Can you hit me with an egg?
I'll take the bottle for her.
I'll take anything over the egg.
I'm fine with bottles for the legs.
I'm totally cool with that.
We got chair, chair.
Even the foot on your little shoe, you know?
I don't know what we're doing right now.
What were the other punishments we did?
Kyle, slap her.
Slap's on there.
My God.
Get a bottle on her shin.
Do a bottle on her shin.
Yeah, yeah, do my legs.
Do my legs.
That's fine.
You want something broken on your legs?
Do we have a razor?
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's it my legs. Do my legs. You want something broken on your legs? Do we have a razor? Wait, what? Yeah, that's it.
Damn.
She mentioned that.
Brutal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
That was a callback joke.
Yeah, that was a callback.
Callback joke.
Bottle.
Yeah, yeah.
Liv, you know Spider?
Yeah.
How do you know Spider?
We met at an Oscar event.
Remember that video?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Did you guys date? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Look it. spider we met at an escargot remember that video oh yeah oh yeah
did it hurt no not at all kate's gonna come in tomorrow she'll be like doctor just called me
got a broken leg shattered Chattered in three places.
But it's good that I know.
All right, what are we doing for the –
Two on two.
Would you rather 2v2?
Yeah, 2v2.
2v2, I like that.
2v2, the winner.
2v2.
Question.
Do we have two more controllers?
I did.
Hank took them.
Hank took them?
What the fuck?
We could go play games.
Why did Hank take him?
He was streaming.
All right, I got an idea.
Who's the next match?
Yeah, what are the matchups?
All right, Mook.
It's Brandon.
Brandon Big Cat.
Brandon Big Cat's the next match.
Yeah, all right, so Brandon, let's play Rock Paper Scissors Shoot to see who's
going to the final.
You wanna go straight to the final?
Yeah, we'll stand in the middle.
This is a real wrestling match.
Real wrestling.
Yeah, we'll go right to the final.
What do you mean a real wrestling match?
Brandon, get up on the turnbuckle so you have-
Delivered?
Yeah, I delivered it, man.
Best out of seven.
Why?
Why not?
Why?
Why? One,? Why? Why?
One-nothing.
Someone can score?
Yep.
One-nothing. One, Brandon.
One-one.
One-one.
One-one.
One-one.
All right, guys.
All right.
Let's mix it up.
It's getting aggressive.
Brandon, go rock.
Two-one. Two-one, Brandon. Brandon, go rock. You have to win with rock. Tough side profile. Oh, it's mix it up. It's getting aggressive. Brandon, go rock. 2-1.
2-1, Brandon.
It's best of five.
You have to win with rock.
Tough side profile.
Oh, it's 2-2.
Holy shit.
Is this best of five?
Seven.
Seven.
You are concussed.
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon.
I think he is.
He is.
He looks concussed.
He's like Dwight Schrute when he gets concussed.
Did he hit his head?
Yeah.
Oh, on the mat?
Your eyes are like extra.
What is it?
2-2?
2-2.
Look how smooth Big Cat's legs are.
Big Cat, you do paper like a handshake?
Yeah, what was that?
What was that?
What is that?
What is that?
That's OK.
What, you want me to tell you what to do?
What?
You don't do paper up and down.
I don't know what I was doing.
You do flat paper.
Yeah, what do we call that?
Oh.
2-2?
Oh, 3-2, Brandon.
One more.
Oh.
Oh, oh, that's... That's a big count.
That's 3-3.
That's a loss.
That's got to be a loss.
Okay, 3-0.
Then 3-0.
Yeah, this is it.
This is it.
For all the marbles.
Oh, oh is it. This is it. For all the marbles. Oh, oh.
OK.
Tough visual for everyone involved.
He's going scissors.
He's going scissors.
He's going scissors.
Is that what you said?
Brandon, bring the rock.
Brandon has to go scissors in this spot.
He has to.
Brandon.
If Brandon doesn't go scissors and he loses, Brandon has to go scissors in this spot. He has to. If Brandon doesn't go scissors and he loses,
Brandon has to go scissors.
Wow.
Hell yeah, Brandon.
Who's the other matchup?
How about you determine the other one?
KB and who won the other one?
KB left just to take another entrance.
Get on up there, buddies.
Let's go. And then we don't have any time restriction on the final.
Get up.
Oh, you missed it.
We were doing Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot for the semifinals.
Best of seven.
Best of seven.
That way we have no time restrictions on the final.
We can enjoy the heck out of the final.
This is the coolest rock, paper, scissors ever.
Like that stance.
All right.
Good knee bend.
Oh, one nothing KB.
Kyle's gonna be good at this.
Two, one, one, one, one.
One, one, one, one.
Oh.
Two, one Kyle.
It's all right.
There's still a lot of times for you to catch up. Y'all gotta be.
That was out of sync.
I think that one was illegal.
2-1.
Yeah.
2-1.
Yeah, yeah, 2-1, 2-1.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
All right, come on, Mark.
3-1.
3-1.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
4-1.
That's it.
That's it.
Easy.
Done.
Smile.
Smile and Brandon.
Done. Yeah, punishment for me and Titus, Kyle and Brandon in the final. This's it. Easy. Smile. Smile and Brandon. Done.
Yeah, punishment for me and Titus, Kyle and Brandon in the final.
This is gonna be great.
Fuck.
I want paper every time.
Yeah.
Why'd you do that?
Cuz I thought that's the last thing he would see coming.
Trusting paper.
Yeah.
No, that's a pattern.
It's like you keep on doing yeah that's
what he told the whole office show the video and said this oh no oh no he didn't
spider i might have just whatever he says happened whatever just don't listen to this part of the act yeah fast forward but you you did tell us that you you dated her you told the whole office
it was we dated it was it was a thing oh no oh no that's, no. That's okay. Oh, yeah, look.
Oh, you guys had that. Wait.
Oh, got you.
That was dating.
That was dating.
Yeah, it was dating.
It's a whirlwind romance.
That's pretty much like third base.
That was dating right there.
That was dating.
That's a good old-fashioned date.
That's a sixth grade date.
Steve, I have another problem for you.
The guest ref needs a controller.
Oh, you have three.
All right, well, there you go.
Do I get to wear the shirt now?
It's ridiculous every time they come on.
What?
Who's the guest ref?
Biggie, you're the guest ref, right?
That's right.
Oh, I love it.
Where's the shirt?
You got a shirt?
I'm working on it. Okay. Do you have to wear, like, special shirts
because you're so jacked?
No, I wear normal shirts.
This is normal, large shirt. I feel like I'm snug.
It's a bigger size, I imagine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
What did you envision a special shirt to look like?
I'm just trying to chop it up.
Well done? Well done
Yeah, okay
Brandon you got a chair I guess like XL I mean I have like a big and tall do they have like
Fucking thick you know you should open up jacked and thick jacked and thick yeah
No taper I'm afraid of like the debris. I know some yeah, it's coming our way Swing real hard Fire! How do you like it, bitch?
Brick him.
Oh, and then what?
You got to brick him.
You got to brick him.
Mark, right?
Let me see the brick.
Oh!
That chair hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Wow.
Are you marking up yet?
I don't know.
It's like a five star.
Oh.
It's like a slap.
OK.
All right.
That was fun.
One, two. I like one two and i like this one
all right now titus is yep this one's gonna be the canvas looks cool yes okay and that's all right so
this one is me yeah we made a mess of this. This is awesome.
I guess I'll be Ben Mintz.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, he's a 46.
I can't be a 46.
Yeah, you can.
All right.
It kind of looks like you.
No.
No, it looks like a hybrid Ben Mintz.
I swear to God.
No, it does.
Look at that face.
Does it not look like him a little?
Oh, wow.
Everybody's downloading this game, huh?
What do you mean?
I mean, I think this has all the...
Brandon, press R1 and go to custom.
I'm not going to custom.
You want to spin the wheel for Titus?
TJ?
It's going to be egg, right?
No, it's slapper.
Slapper egg. Slapper egg, yeah.
What do you want to wear?
You want to wear a referee shirt in the game?
Yes, please.
Your original, okay.
Slap, yeah, slap.
All right, so loser of this match has to drink an egg.
Slap for an egg.
All right, who's, you need to slap him.
What is the slap, just slap him?
Slap him with the wooden leg.
I think the glass is happening.
Actually, can you slap him?
I don't wanna smack him.
How about that? Slap him.
I don't wanna smack him.
Okay, they can't.
All right, they're not allowed to.
You would've though.
I would have to take my rings off
because I would've rocked it.
I would've been awesome with the rings.
Oh.
You want your glasses on or off?
I would take them off.
Just in case.
What if he hits him and accidentally gauges your eye?
Grit your teeth.
Clench your jaw.
No. Oh, that was like the worst I've ever seen. No!
That was literally terrible.
No.
That was embarrassing.
No!
That was too much.
Just right.
I'll slap him.
I think he's been slapped.
Why is your slap all fingers?
Blow.
Oh, God.
You guys are terrible.
That's the sword.
Oh.
You guys are terrible.
I apologize.
I'm just saying.
I'm born again.
I should have just slapped him.
You really should have.
You really just should have.
It would have been a lot safer.
Slap him, Nick.
Slap him.
Slap him, Nick.
Nick, slap him.
Show him how to slap.
You're about to, right? Watch the glass. Oh. Slap him. Slap him there. Nick, slap him. Show him how to slap him.
Watch the glass.
Titus gets it.
This guy gets it.
Go ahead, Mook.
He's so good. I did get too much jaw on you, Titus.
I got a lot of jaw.
That's enough of that.
We haven't done the slap in a long time.
Oh, Brick.
I can tell y'all never slapped anyone before.
Oh, no.
Oh.
I almost killed a guy.
Really?
We only did that for like a week, right?
Yeah, we had a week where we just slapped each other.
Can I wear the shirt?
It was like every day.
I see.
Yeah, we're so mad at each other.
Yeah, Big K got a lot of jaw.
Did he get any eardrums?
Look at Mince.
Wait, what am I doing?
You're fighting back.
Why am I a devil?
I'm a speed demon.
Chaps has the app.
I need the Chaps app.
I hope it's a special shirt.
Big E, can you jump in and start fighting?
I'm trying to figure that out.
I wish you would.
There's a lot of hand waving right now.
You want me to hold something?
Yeah.
No.
I'm Big E.
Oh.
I don't think I smashed him.
You did.
Is it working?
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we did this way too often for a while.
I think someone has the wrong controller.
Oh my gosh.
It's also funny showing this video and it's just all of us face painted.
Yeah.
KB, I think you're the ref.
Yep, yep.
Oh, someone switched.
I was wondering.
Okay, okay.
There.
Alright, there.
Okay, now we're good.
Yeah, KB, we're just getting smacked around.
Kyle might just want the eggs.
Jerry, get in there. want the eggs.
Ooh, Mincy. I mean, Mincy doesn't like Kyle.
You're gonna be DQ'd.
How the fuck do I get up?
Kyle, get up!
Count on me.
Count on faster.
Count on faster.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll give him a warning.
I'll give him a warning.
Get your ass in here.
I didn't get a controls manual.
There we go.
Rip his little tail off.
Come on, KB.
Mincy.
You can't let that mince win this.
Oh shit, I'm in the wrong ring.
I look forward to the actual mincy telling people about this.
Yeah. Oh, targeting about this. Yeah.
Targeting.
Targeting.
Yeah, because this is a Royal Rumble.
Is that why they're showing us that?
Because we're at the Royal Rumble?
Yeah, probably.
All right, DQ, just relax.
Let him do his job.
DQ, DQ.
How dare you.
DQ.
You're about to be your ass.
Don't call DQ.
No, no, I don't want to call DQ. Don't be a man, don't be a man. Call DQ, do your job, E. No, no, no, I won't DQ. You're about to be your ass. Don't call DQ.
Call DQ.
Do your job, Ian.
No, no, no, I won't DQ him.
Can I put boots to him?
Steven, do you think you're being cussed?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Got him.
No, I don't.. I don't get you.
That is.
Yeah, it's all right.
I like that we're all in our hurt.
Oh, he's mad.
Oh, my God.
Stop.
Grab on me.
Trying to get the fuck out of this ring.
He tried to grab the ref.
Not that.
Sir.
Sir.
KB, you're beating up the ref.
What am I doing?
This is exactly how the championship match should go.
Go get him.
Go get him.
Oh, no. go go get him go get him oh no this is great they can get control of it I'm trying oh you actually are very much trying Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
just talking ball.
No, no.
No.
Boy, I want to.
Hey, how much you pay?
Good distraction, good distraction.
I'm thinking about DQing him now.
Yeah, you can DQ him at any time.
Oh, get him.
Make him drink the egg.
All right.
That's cute.
He just was checking up on me.
We used to date.
Yeah.
Facts.
Facts.
Facts. Facts. F date. Yeah. You're fast.
Fast.
Fast.
You okay, by the way?
He broke up with you, right?
Yeah, it's okay.
It was a heartbreak, but time heals all.
You just getting in your runs?
Cardio, man.
Might as well.
I made days a year you guys on the road?
And what's your favorite non wrestling thing about being on the road?
If I had to ask that.
Gosh, it's so many days.
What? What is it, 300 or 256?
It's something crazy.
When I first started, we would do five shows a week every single week.
In a different town.
So yeah, I don't know if it's at 300.
It's a lot, definitely over 200. you you Oh, new referee incoming.
Is it?
In the top left.
Because you don't like that.
Yeah, they bring someone else in.
But presumably you could beat him up.
Get the new referee.
Don't let him take your spot.
No. Don't let him take your spot. Oh, I can't put hands on.
No.
Shout out to Aja.
Is she kicking me out?
She got tossed.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Big E.
Is she gonna beat up you?
I think she's kicking me out.
Is that a real ref?
Yeah.
She's not doing her job.
You gotta go.
You're just gonna leave like that?
Wow.
I got no choice in the matter. Oh, that, yeah. You're not doing your job. You gotta go. You're just gonna leave like that?
Wow. I got no choice in the matter.
That's disappointing.
Yeah.
All right.
Now you're- Hang out, okay, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.
Who knows what they're doing in the ring?
Ooh.
Kyle.
What?
You're embarrassing yourself, man.
You're a wrestler.
He's been dominating.
Ooh.
Come on, Kyle.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
There's no reason for you to be moving
Brandon is extremely on edge
You know I do that every day
I know, I don't like to use his coaster
Have you ever had something super funny happen
That you couldn't get it back together?
Yeah
Oh man
One time I was wrestling
One of my friends And we went to do this move where pretty much
she throws her arm out, but I hook under.
But you know like in grade school, you do like this.
Our armpits farted, and I could not stop laughing, both of us.
It was so bad.
I was like, man, thank goodness it was not TV.
It was just a live event because we both were just giggling and laughing the whole time.
I had a tag out.
I couldn't do it.
Being the loudest armpit farter was such a social status.
Oh, yeah, really loud.
Being the loudest, most perfect armpit farter, I couldn't believe it.
I didn't know you could do that with armpit-to-armpit contact.
Me neither.
It wasn't even – it was armpit-to-armpit contact.
Yeah, that's really a teamwork move.
Yeah, but it was by accident.
How about real farts?
How often do they happen in the ring?
Oh, good question.
I've experienced a real fart in the ring.
One of my boys, two of my boys, shit his singlet in.
Two of your boys have?
Uh-huh.
That's like a big odd.
Aramount.
Like every year, like somebody goes viral for doing that.
And that's the most viewed wrestling video. That's a big odd. Every year, somebody goes viral for doing that.
The most viewed wrestling video.
They have to bleach the mat, I assume.
Yeah, you'd have to.
No, it stays in.
The turd stays in?
Yeah, you'd always see it.
So embarrassing.
Is it a solid turd?
It's usually a little, like, runny.
OK.
I feel like, how do you?
It stays in the singlet.
Without, like, knowing you have to take a shit.
Just get squeezed?
Why didn't you go?
I think a lot of people take, like, laxatives.
Bless you.
Thanks.
I don't know if y'all heard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I felt it.
Damn.
Whoa!
We have a winner.
All right, so we got to get a mince here.
Hi, mincey. No, he didn't win. We got to get mincey in here. He didn't. No, so we got to get a mince here. All right, Mincy.
No, he didn't win.
We got to get Mincy in here.
He didn't win.
No, God damn it. That's Mincy.
No.
No, he does not.
Get Mincy.
I get the belt.
Get Mincy.
Get Mincy.
No.
No, no, no.
Mincy gets the belt.
No.
Yay.
We know where he is.
Yeah.
Yeah, give me the air tag.
Check the air tag.
What a win for Mincy.
Give me my belt.
What kind of egg is it?
What are the kinds?
There's farm fresh.
Well, ostrich.
Farm fresh eggs here in downtown Chicago.
Easter.
Could be a Cadbury.
A Cadbury.
It's a woman's egg. Chocolate. Easter
Woman's egg yeah
What's your emphasis I don't know. What did you just say? You're the smartest in the room. I feel sophisticated right now.
You look it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Those glasses are cool.
All right, let's get the egg.
Oh, great.
Look at that. It could be an egg that's, like, developed into a chick,
and it could have some blood in it.
That's facts.
That would be very well.
Mincy won.
Is he stopping to talk to someone?
Yes.
Oh, it's Farm Fresh.
No, it's a brown one at least.
He's stopping to talk to someone.
He's stopping to, what is he doing?
Take forever.
Get your belt.
He won't give it to me.
He's going to give it to Mince.
Give me my belt.
Who won?
Mince won. But you made it. Min's going to give it to Mintz. Give me my belt. Who won? Mintz won.
Mintzy!
Come on in, Mintzy.
You won the championship.
Congrats, Mintzy.
He looks more concussed than John.
Where's he going?
Elton John-dous.
You got it. That was an interesting way-dous. You got it.
That was an interesting way to come in.
You did it.
All right, Mincy, look.
You can see right there.
Come in the middle.
Come in the middle.
Come in the middle.
The middle is between us.
Come in the middle.
Between us.
The middle.
Now turn around to the camera.
Now here is your belt.
Presenting you your belt.
Woo!
Yes. Motivational. Congratulations. He does always need a belt. Presenting you your belt. Woo! Yes.
Motivational.
Congratulations.
He does always need a belt.
Number one.
Number one.
Congratulations.
Holy crap.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
That's a real belt.
That was a fake chair.
I'm so confused.
You're the champion, Mincy.
I don't feel like, I mean, I guess I'm.
You got the belt.
Yeah.
Oh, championship for Mincy.
Yeah.
Way to go.
You want to say something to your fans?
Failing up the ladder can be a good thing, boys.
Yeah.
Love it.
All right.
Thank you, Mincy. Congrats, Mincy. Great work. Great job, Mincy. Yeah. Yeah. up the ladder can be a good thing boys yeah love it all right thank you great job
like get up on the turnbuckle and show it to the fans
hell yeah bottle just give us like the
there's just stars of glass.
That's not really it though.
That's not really it.
That probably hurt, huh?
Getting hit with the belt.
Yeah, that's the only real thing that anyone got hit with today.
He went full attack mode.
That's the only...
That's crazy.
That is the only real thing that anyone got hit with today.
Not any of our hands that's your belt you're very
give it to brandon you can give it to brandon give it a break there we go you're not doing a favor
now give it to him do him a favor give him a minute mincy did you see the character that
won it's you no on the screen just give me the belt oh Oh, what's up? Yeah. Yeah. Give him the belt.
Thank you, Mincy.
Thank you all.
Appreciate it, champion.
Yay.
Good job, Mincy.
Brandon, why don't you do the turnbuckle celebration?
That's pretty customary.
A lot of guys do it.
You win the belt.
How many chances are you going to get to do that?
Do it.
Well, who's got a bottle?
Not me.
I don't have one.
Everybody show me your hands.
He's clean. He's clean.
He's clean.
Oh.
Jesus.
Go do it.
Just go do it.
Do it.
Just go do it.
Stop being a little mean.
Mickey, were you a, I don't remember,
were you a wear it guy or shoulder guy?
Wear it guy.
Wear it guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But either one's fine.
Whatever you're feeling.
Shoulder guy.
Do what you like.
No, have your moment, my friend.
Don't be a timid champion.
Now, are these ropes double reinforced?
Yeah, they're good.
That's the look.
Look at the thong coming off the neck.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo!
Here we go.
Woo!
I felt that stance.
I felt the energy.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
Proud of you. Good job, Brandon. Good work.
We got to spin our own wheel.
Also, thanks to Liv and Big E. This has been so much fun.
Thank you.
We appreciate you guys being cool with us because we're very weird.
What happened with the egg?
And shout out to W.E.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to W. out WWE 2K24.
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I nailed it that time.
What's the tagline again?
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Can I do this?
If you eat a little bit of shell, that's like the healthiest part.
Oh, nice.
Oh, what are you doing?
What do you mean? What do you doing? What do you mean?
What do you mean, what am I eating?
What do you mean?
That was very clear.
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Do we have to spin our wheel TJ?
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Now, back to the show okay
let's spin our wheel tj this is a problem for both of you guys just so you know yeah you might
have to do another um we have to get wet you might have to get wet it's not that big of a deal it's
not we have a shower here so it's really easy to do name Name wheel. This might be bad, too.
I'm going to make an executive decision and say let's spin it to start Monday's show.
Because this is taped and
it makes no sense to...
TJ, remind us that on Monday we will spin
the name wheel to start the show.
That makes sense.
Whoa, TJ!
Go back to TJ!
Thank you guys. Thank you guys for coming. All right, well, thank you guys.
Thank you guys for coming.
And thank you, WWE 2K24, a wonderful sponsor.
Like I said, we do these shows and these sponsorships so we can have the best job
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And congrats to Brandon.
All right, we'll see everyone on Monday.
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