The Yak - The Yak Goes To Battle In The High Noon Home Run Derby | The Yak 12-8-23

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Speaker 0 1, 2, 3. Speaker 2 0 1, 2, 3. Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and high dunes. I don't care if I ever get back for it's root.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Root root for the high dunes. If they don't win, it's a shame. They always win. One, two, three high noons. Sit by my belly. And you're actually good.
Starting point is 00:01:09 You're doing great. They're really good. That's good. At the old high noon. High noon with a ball in my duvet. Hey, all right. Play ball. Let's get some dinner.
Starting point is 00:01:22 You don't do play ball after. And the thing is, we wrote that. You definitely don't do play ball after. And the thing is, we wrote that. You definitely don't do play ball. Keep playing ball. A couple more innings. Continue the ball that you were playing. Ozzy Osbourne has the best one of all time. Have you ever seen him do the stretch at Wrigley?
Starting point is 00:01:38 No. Oh, he was so fucked up. He was like just mumbling and just, it was awesome. Yeah. Ozzy. Roseanne had a pretty bad ozzy roseanne had a pretty bad one too roseanne pretty bad one dick had one where i think they told the story that he was golfing uh in like the suburbs and he knew he had to do it and they kept on being like coach like you gotta go you gotta go to wrigley like you're doing the seventh inning stretch and he was like on like
Starting point is 00:02:00 the 15th hole he's like don't worry don't worry he like left the golf course in like the sixth inning literally got there walked in did it and then left it was just like that's it i'm like it's not gonna it's not gonna fuck up my golfing uh all right welcome in very special episode this is not a regular yak episode there's a bonus episode so that means legally you can't complain it's bonus it's free free bonus episode wiffle Ball Home Run Derby presented by High Noon. It's going to be great. We have eight competitors today. We figured out the rules, so it should be a fun thinking like McGuire, Sosa, kind of like bombs left and right. $500 cash prize.
Starting point is 00:02:46 High Noon Trophy. TJ, do we have a look at the trophy? Look at that. Yeah. Golly. Sick trophy. High Noon Trophy up for grabs. I want that.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Rules are simple. We're going to spin a wheel. We're going to have four first round matchups. The winners of those matchups go to the second round and the finals. Each batter gets 10 outs. And on their ninth out, we have a yellow wiffle ball that will count as two home runs. We will show everyone where the home run line is.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Jerry will be the ump, the ref. Every call that he makes is final. We all agree with that? Yeah, but what if he decides to change his call? Jerry, by the way. Thank you, Titus. Appreciate that. Thanks so much.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Jerry. By the way. Well, why are you? Who is the only player to win the home run derby? Hold on, hold on. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Jerry, give me mine back because mine's not going to do anything now. Give me mine back too.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Well, it's for the prize. Oh, well, if he's taking his back. Okay, all right. So TJ, how difficult would be a video replay be? Give me like 10 seconds to think about it okay my call right well yeah i was gonna say everyone gets one replay per 10 outs that's a good idea but we'll we'll see because it all depends on if tj if it's a if it's problematic we won't do the replay yeah yeah mook i like how you have the jersey it just says hi no that's like the script
Starting point is 00:04:26 for every conversation you have with a chick i can replay let that settle in yep i'm just gonna let hey no that's happened before actually i've seen it yeah you can You can do replay, TJ. Yeah. Okay, so one replay. You can call for one replay on a call in the course of, like, a round. That fair? Everyone agree? Yeah. Otherwise, every call that Jerry makes, you can argue it, but it will be final.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Can we scream at him? You can scream at him. He has the ability to – I don't think you should throw anyone out, but I think you can give someone an extra out if they cross the line. Okay. I think that's fair. I don't plan on doing that.
Starting point is 00:05:11 But it adds a little tension to the situation where if you do it, you can just be like, out. You have to do it once. Yeah. You're going to have to. Does your headband get bigger every time I see you? I think I just get fatter. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Huh? It expands on your head. Yeah, it gets wider. Wider and wider. It gains weight with you. And then the only other rule that should be fun, so everyone's going to have a matchup that we're going to find out by the wheel. We've decided because the dimensions of the wiffle ball home run derby field
Starting point is 00:05:44 are a little weird and the ceiling is problematic. If you hit the ceiling, it will not be an out unless the person you're playing against catches it off the ceiling. So there's a defensive aspect to it, which will be fun because we figured like when we did it, when we tested out the home run derby a couple weeks ago, everyone was hitting the ceiling, which would have been home runs, and they were getting outs for it. We're going to take that out of the game. So if you hit the ceiling, it's not an out unless the person catches it. Everyone cool? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Let's do it. Let's play some ball. All right. Matchup time. And Fasoli's the automatic pitcher. Yeah, I'll say one thing about last time he pitched in the home run derby I was like Vassoli give me a second He was like I stopped for no one
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah Love that He's gonna make a Vassoli show There is a strike zone too as well Jerry So if you take a pitch and it hits the strike zone That's an out Yep So you can't take strikes
Starting point is 00:06:37 That's completely fair Okay Alright this is for matchup one. That's the replay that we're hearing. And it's Mookie. Mookie will go first. That's how we'll do it. I want to avoid this matchup.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Yeah, I don't want Mookie. Do I know who I'm going up against or no? We're going to find out right now. No, it's going to be a surprise. You'll see the wheel that we just did. You'll never find out. We're actually going to have you, Matt, we're going to out right no it's gonna be a surprise the wheel that we'll never find out we're actually gonna have you yeah we're gonna all close our eyes yeah yeah and then we're gonna submit all of our results secret ballot like a silent silent derby yeah oh a silent derby
Starting point is 00:07:16 well give me a nick i want to bury you all right so you guys ready yeah i guess so we can just should we start we should wait to spin the next ones right tj or do you want to bury you. All right, so you guys ready? Yeah, I guess so. Should we wait to spin the next ones, right, TJ? Or do you want to spin all of them? We can wait. Okay. All right. The boys are up. I'll come out and I'll explain where the home run derby line is.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Damn. Mook, you're up first. Okay. Oh, everybody left. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, you can leave me and Brandon here. I have some things to say to them. Are the cool kids in here or out there?
Starting point is 00:07:51 I think they're in here. They're in here. Okay. That's a good battle between cool. Kyle, did you Google my hometown for your chapter? Did you just... For your chapter of the book? Oh, I included something.
Starting point is 00:08:03 They're talking. They're talking. Multiple conversations. Yeah, the fat beam. You have to hit it over the fat beam. Okay, I included something. They're talking. Multiple conversations. Yeah, the fat beam. You have to hit it over the fat beam. Okay, then it's your home run. Yes. If you hit the fat beam, that's not a home run.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Anything over the fat beam, pretend that it's like Wrigley with the baskets. Okay. If there's just a basket on the fat beam, that's a home run. Cool. Which I think we're actually going to make baskets. I think we're going to put that in there. Can we talk now? And off the ceiling's not now unless they catch it.
Starting point is 00:08:31 So the – we've lowered the fence from last time. I think I'm actually going to have someone – I'm going to see if someone can build us Wrigley baskets. Oh, hell yeah. For future. Hell yeah. How awesome would that be? That would be sick.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Fuck yes. Yeah, Brendan? What? You got something? You had a point. No, I had nothing. Kyle and I. Brendan, you go.
Starting point is 00:09:00 No, I'm good. Okay, you go. I'm good. Kyle. Kyle, your turn. What are we doing? Is that just looking at the first pitch? Are we on?
Starting point is 00:09:10 He's trying to find the strike zone. All right. Yeah, so if people are looking right now, it's the bottom of the high noon flag all the way across. That beam is the line. And you couldn't have already done this, Fazola. You had to wait until. If you hit the beam, it's not a home run. If you hit over the beam, it is a home run. You couldn't have already done this fazola you had to wait until if you hit if you hit the beam it's not a home run if you over the beam it is a home you couldn't have already done
Starting point is 00:09:28 this you got to warm up yeah you had to wait till you're on camera you've been standing out there for an hour tell uh mook to move up we hit from the red and black cross last time all right move up a little mook should bring the strike zone with him yeah bring the strike zone with you no you play defense, Nick. Although, TJ, we were hitting from a little bit farther back. It was better. Okay. Move it back a little. I don't think distance is going to be the problem.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Yeah. There you go. That's perfect. Trajectory is the issue. Yeah, move back just a skosh, Mook. There you go. Okay. Are we live? Yeah, we're live we're live we're live balls live balls live
Starting point is 00:10:08 balls oh boy oh you gotta call it out jerry jerry stand next to fasoli so we can see you in the camera home run all right yeah all right first home, there's going to be a lot more home runs. I like this. This is going to be fun. Oh, that would have been a good one. Oh! Oh, he's calling it out. He's calling it out. I was hitting it right in the middle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Love that, Jerry. Oh. Oh, come on. Nothing. Out. Okay. Okay. No, I think it went over the thing.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Hey, his calls are final. Out. Trying to swing too hard. So if it hits the ceiling right above you, it doesn't count? Well, I don't think that one hit the ceiling. Oh, oh, oh. Nothing. What?
Starting point is 00:11:08 Oh, oh You just got That just happened in the middle of the we're doing a special fan on the court oh my god What the fuck I hope we got that on camera. I hope we got that on camera. I'm a camera guy over there. What just happened? Let's get me going wait boo come here and talk in the mic real quick You just got smoked bro, you just got smoked look what the What the f- That's like runny and- Time out for Mook.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I'm in white. I'm whiter somehow. You just got smoked, bro. Did he just pie you in the face? He just cream-pied you. Yeah, he smoked you! Oh no. I look scary right now. That is so creamy. Dude, he smoked you. I got cream pie by smokes. Oh, no. I look scary right now. That is so creamy.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Dude, he smoked you. That was one of the greatest pranks I've ever seen in my life. Getting in my eye. Yeah, go wipe off. Only one home run. Go wipe off. Do we have a replay of that, TJ? What the fuck? That was good.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Did he tell anybody he was going to do that? He told me. He told me that he was going to cream pie Mook, and I was like, okay. I don't know what that means. I thought he was going to fuck him in the ass and cut him. I didn't think he was going to. That's reasonable. Tying him while he's trying to do a home run derby is not reasonable at all.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Oh, he got smoked. He got smoked. Oh, my God. Wait, do we have read falling? Yeah Shit how bad did you fall? Did you have the camera on when you fell all right, so we're gonna read cam You'll be you'll be able to see it people People at home will edit that in. Oh my god dude. You good? You good?
Starting point is 00:13:13 You good? Read cam. You good? The reaction was great. We thought like something, we thought maybe he got pi'd again. Damn. Okay. Reaction was great. We thought maybe he got pied again. Damn. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That's what a smokes prank is. I'm not ready. Like anybody is. Yeah, that was an awesome prank. Yeah. I would just light his house on fire if he did that. TJ, this TV said it's about to. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:13:43 That was wrong. TJ, the TV's about to turn off. Oh, there we got it. Do we have something to clean up the batter's box? Okay. Well, that was an interesting start. I mean, dude, that was an awesome prank. He's a good prankster. Because the thing is, like, you don't think that someone's going to run up and just, like,
Starting point is 00:14:02 violently cream pie you. No. That's the last thing you'd expect. Yeah. Especially during the home run der and just like violently cream pie you no the last thing you'd expect no especially during the home run derby a surprise cream he got so he got so pranked the worst cream pie like he got him i think this might be bad for me mook's gonna now be pissed yeah that well y'all have to wonder if it's over well we have to wonder like what level of smoked was that if that was like a one out of ten all right are you saying there might be more pies coming
Starting point is 00:14:34 all i'm saying is this happened very early in the show that is true and we're not even in the show. How would you guys have taken that? Not well. I would not have taken that. Not well. That's not the – No, not well. It's not – like I told Smokes when he said he had a great prank for me, I said if it's funny, I won't care. I don't think that was funny enough.
Starting point is 00:14:59 No, for me to – Because it was mook. That was a – Yeah, that's funny for mook, but I don't think I would be able to take it. I don't think that would be funny. Also, that was one of the most elaborate pranks I've ever seen. Like the – Very innovative.
Starting point is 00:15:14 The planning and everything. Oh. Hit the top. That's nothing. Hit the ceiling, though. That's nothing. So no, sure. What happens, Dan? It hit the ceiling. Your call. Your nothing. So no, Stratton. What happens, Dan?
Starting point is 00:15:25 It hit the ceiling. Your call. Hit the. Your call. I'd say a home run. All right. So stay consistent then. Nick is very close to the range of just catching a line drive.
Starting point is 00:15:36 It's going to be hard to catch one off the ceiling. No, I'm talking about in the face. Yeah. That too. How many do you think are going to be caught off the ceiling in the five hours probably not like two maybe two yeah that's got to be a home run right that has to be a discretionary like that's oh it's a light it's jerry what what is the accessory it's you're the you're the ump out. Oh That was a bomb
Starting point is 00:16:07 No, no, no, but if it hit the ceiling hit the lights, but it's a light or the that's a time That should be nothing right. Okay, doing is nothing. Okay, but it didn't hit the ceiling it hit the light I'm gonna let you call. I'm not gonna get involved It's a spectrum I think we all agree that call made no sense. I know That's a home run Home runs are subjective as we know. Yeah, are we? Nothing. No Jerry's the call Listen if he stays consistently bad as an ump, we're all good.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Right? Eight outs. Eight outs. As long as he's bad with everyone. Yeah. I don't know. Home run. Home run.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Okay, nice. He's got four. Eight outs, four homers. Jesus. Oh, my God, Fazoli. All right, so we immediately have gotten a better home run derby. Out. The red bat and the –
Starting point is 00:17:12 Money ball, money ball, money ball. Money ball. High noon money ball. The high noon money ball. High noon money ball. Brought to you by High Noon. Oh, he's hitting his asthma inhaler. That's PEDs.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yeah. That's PEDs. Call him out, Jerry. You might haveEDs. Yeah. Jerry, is he allowed to do that? That's PEDs. Call him out, Jerry. You might have to call him out. Jerry, is that PEDs? I think there are literal steroids in asthma inhalers. There could be.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I think there's like a steroid. Yeah. Jerry! Home run. Of course. I'm sorry. It's too... Home run. Does it stay money ball sorry. It's two. Home run. Does it stay money ball?
Starting point is 00:17:48 Oh, another one. It stays money ball. That was two points. Oh, he's going big. Oh, man. The money ball is crushing. Nick's in trouble. Out.
Starting point is 00:18:00 All right. All right. Eight. Eight dingers. Seems solid. Nice job, Mook. Nice job, Mook. Nice job, Mook! So, we should probably gather balls, huh?
Starting point is 00:18:09 No, so Mook, you're- Yeah, Mook's coming in. You don't go to the high noon, uh, after cam until you are eliminated. Alright, come on, Nicky. There's got to be more people here that can. Well, that first at bat took 12 minutes, so we should be right on pace. There was a pie. Yeah, there could be a pie in every bat.
Starting point is 00:18:38 That's true. We don't know that there's not a pie in every bat. I promise you guys, if I see Nicky Smokes running, I'm going to yell pineapple really loud. Okay? Okay. One of the best high noon flavors. Home run! Oh, let's go, Nick! No.
Starting point is 00:18:59 You got to reset the outs. Oh, bomb, but hit the ceiling. Hit the ceiling. Doesn't count. Home run. Wow, Nick. Get hot, Nick. Let's go, Nick.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Out. Out. Out. Good music. Oh. Like a 70s cop drama. Out. Come on, Nick. I don't know how many I've had.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Take a timeout if you need. That's five outs. Out. Damn. Show. Damn. Showed a flag. Oh, he's got milks in the hailer. Nice. Brandon, only player to win it three times, the Derby?
Starting point is 00:19:56 I don't know. McGuire, maybe? Griffey. Who is it? Correct. Griffey or McGuire? Griffey. Oh.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Everyone, Bobby Abreu won it. Hit like 43, didn't he? And then he fucked up his swing. Yeah. Everyone's like, damn, he shouldn't do the home run. Ceiling. The one in Fenway was the best, right? The one.
Starting point is 00:20:13 That was McGuire. His peak steroids. Yeah, his peak steroids. There was hitting the ball into the night. And then you had the short. I mean, the left field short, obviously, in Fenway. Ceiling. The big monster.
Starting point is 00:20:23 I like the one where Berman got excited on every home run and kept saying back, back, back, back, back. Nothing. Oh, yeah, I remember that one, yeah. I think there was – was there a sick one in Baltimore? Five or six. Might have been. Seven outs.
Starting point is 00:20:35 How was Josh Hamilton at? No, whoa. Off like four in a row didn't count his outs. Yeah, I know. I'm reacting to the graphic. We have seven outs. They're counting? He's just saying where it was
Starting point is 00:20:45 six he's the ump you're the ump Jerry you gotta keep track Jerry I might have just given Jerry too much oh I went to a home run derby once you did?
Starting point is 00:21:04 oh I did too in Atlanta I saw Sammy Sosa win I went to the one run derby once. You did? Oh, I did too. In Atlanta. I saw Sammy Sosa win. I went to the one in Miami, John Carlos Stanton. So he has the record, right? No, Aaron Judge. Did you take your glove?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Me and PFT had the huge glove. Yeah. And we actually were like, we had six seats in left field. Yeah. Didn't come close. Sully doesn't move with a lot of urgency. Home run. There we go. I like the delayed calls.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Just processing it. Sailing nothing. Home run. Nice. Home run. home run nice home run wow let's go he's locked in catch that boy
Starting point is 00:22:02 nothing out not your pitch nick out uh money ball money ball money ball come on nick you have five you need two of these to win no nice good good eye good eye good eye oh mook has advanced that was I'm just gonna be tough to beat Good job, Luke. Okay is gonna be tough to beat the money ball is I mean he hit two money balls Yeah, Nick goes over the jumbotron to give us closing thoughts Nick you go to the jumbotron. Give your closing thoughts
Starting point is 00:22:36 There's a mic there. There's a mic there All right rounds or first matchup in round one is done. Luke is, I would say, the odds-on favorite right now. Hello? Is this on? Yeah. Is this on? Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Yeah, I guess I hit less home runs than Luke. That's fair. You idiot. Yeah, he was re-energized after the pying. That's Smoke smoke's fault Grab a high noon Thank you guys God bless Grab a high noon
Starting point is 00:23:08 Would love one That's a good sound He's breathing a little heavy Might need that asthma inhaler again Really really good Okay Luke are there actual steroids in your inhaler Yeah it's albuterol
Starting point is 00:23:24 So you were literally You're on the gear Okay. Luke, are there actual steroids in your inhaler? Yeah, it's albuterol. Yeah. Yeah. So you were literally doing steroids. You're juiced. You're literally doing steroids. You're on the gear. No one said anything about juicing. It's true. We didn't.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I feel like Jerry's down with that. No, I'm pro steroids. Speaking of juicing, high noon. Delicious. Delicious. I kind of want one now. Oh, there's real fruit juice in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Okay. The pear. Low key. Jerry, how do we think that went ump-wise? Good. You just got to get your confidence. Yeah, I just don't want to make the wrong call. You just got to go with whatever you have.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I have one suggestion. When the home run happens, yell dinger like the guy at the Rockies game trying to get the mascots attended. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Do not.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Don't do that? No. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Just like that. Do not. Don't do that? No. Okay. Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I just got it. It was a joke, Jerry. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, I can't. Home run. Home run. You got it.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah. All right. Next matchup. So now he goes into another round, right? He's in the next round. Yeah. Brandon up first. Who's he going up
Starting point is 00:24:25 against it's gonna be you Titus Luke how many total hormones the money balls fuck me money balls I hit two on the money ball yeah two on the money ball. Yeah, two on the money ball was huge. That was big, yeah. Huge. All right, Brando. Damn it. I thought you were going to beat me. I got impatient. But you know what? That's a lesson.
Starting point is 00:24:57 For a second round, lowest score in the first round goes first. Okay. So you get a benefit for staying in there and keep hitting. Dude, I'm all sweaty and creamed up right now. That's good. That's you at your best. You like one of my elaborate that prank must have been It's super elaborate cuz like you don't think that you're gonna get pied when you come to work ever right now It's cream said he had a plan since Wednesday. That was it a full setup Like a full two days to spread whipped cream in a plate
Starting point is 00:25:25 We always just whipped cream? There was no pie? It was just cream, yeah. It's better than shaving cream. It's in my eye right now. I can't really see out of it. Alright, you ready? Good. Here comes Brandon. Let's see if he swings like a pussy like he did last time.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I hated that. Oh, he's still doing it. He's swinging like a pussy. Nothing. The pipe, it didn't go. I love it. Brandon, it's still doing it. Swinging like a pussy. Yep. Nothing Pipe it didn't go. Look it. I love it The first fucking pitch Brandon Hey, you should give him an out for that. Look. Oh, he's swinging like a bitch. Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:05 Brandon you're losing your cool, man. You can't take extra swings. Oh, he's chasing. He's also just swinging that way again when, like, the whole reason to swing that way was because the ceiling wasn't out. Now it's not. So there's no reason not to just swing fully. Let it rip, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Nothing. Out. I would love to see Fasoli paint a corner rip, yeah. Nothing. Out. I would love to see Fasoli paint a corner here on Brandon. Nothing. Nothing. Fasoli. Fasoli, paint those corners. He's losing it. Out. Oh, he sucks.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Yeah. And this is one of those things that Brandon definitely cares about. Out. Yes. Definitely cares about. Time. Time. It would be cooler if he was doing this and hitting him hard.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah. How many homers? Zero. Zero? Zero, Jerry? You want the roids? Come on, tell me how many out. Six. Zero homers. Jerry? Six out. Wait, the mic didn't get it. How many homers? Zero. Zero? Zero, Jerry? You want the roids? Somebody tell me how many outs. Six.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Zero homers. Jerry? Six outs. Wait, the mic didn't get it. How many homers? Zero. Zero. You got to think that if that first one had been called a homer, it probably would be doing well.
Starting point is 00:27:15 It hit the pipe. Those aren't the rules. The pipe is before the wall. The pipe is before the wall. No, he's actually been consistent. That hit that Mook had. Yes. Same thing. Yep Keep calm pop
Starting point is 00:27:35 Nothing no, what do you mean? Yeah, hit the wall yeah out yeah, that's enough that's enough and Brandon has two home runs zero. Oh fuck you won't replay Brandon Out said not who you mad at right now Out world against Brandon. Money ball. Money ball. We fucked with him. Brandon, these are worth double.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Double, so you're going to want to hit at least one. All the homers you've hit so far would have been doubled if they were with these balls. If only. I hope he swings and misses. Out. He got zero. He got zero. Come on, Za. Za just needs one.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Za needs one. No, because I wasn't a home run, Brandon. It would have been a home run. All right, Brandon, do you want one? Hit the pipe. All right, give him one. Yeah, we'll give you one. No, hit this pipe.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Hit that pipe right there. Oh, if he loses to Za. Give him one. Come on, Za. People's champ, Za. People's champ. Need a Za walk-off. Oh. So if he hits one Za. Give him one. Come on, Za. People's champ, Za. People's champ. He does a walk-off. So if he hits one, he can just go.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Come on, Za. Come on, Za. Come on, Za. Out. Okay, all right. He can get some lift on that. Yeah. If he hits one, we got a storm momentum.
Starting point is 00:29:01 All right. Out. I'm looking for the strike zone. Come on, Za. Come on, Zah. Come on, Zah. Out. Come on, Zah. We need this focus, Zah. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Hit the ceiling. Nothing. Hit the ceiling. Out. Wait for your pitch, Zah. Out. Wait for your pitch, Zaha. Out. This is a battle. Fine.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Oh, get out. Nothing. Hit the ceiling. Nothing. That's the light. Hit the light. What? No.
Starting point is 00:29:42 The ceiling. Such a bitch, man. Brandon, hit the ceiling. T a bitch, man. Brandon. Toss him, Jerry. This light is part of the ceiling, right? Was it the last round? Jerry, take away one of his hovers. Take away one of his hovers.
Starting point is 00:29:54 What is up? I think you have five outs. He's got five right now. Yeah. Come on, Zaha. Out. Damn it. Six.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Nothing. He's battling. Nothing. Come on. Nothing. Man up first. Good eyes, Zaha. Out. Come on.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Home run. Home run. It hit up top. It hit up top! Off the ceiling there! Oh my god! ZA! Let's go ZA! Oh he's doing the Lebron!
Starting point is 00:30:54 Oh he's doing it! What is that? Oh do the whole thing for us! Do it for the camera! ZA! ZA! Yeah! Yeah! So! What a fucking round!
Starting point is 00:31:10 Holy shit. Oh man. That was the right call. That was the right call. Brandon's gonna think we're fucking with him. That was all in his control. Yeah. He sucked. What a match up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Nothing controversial. No controversy. Hit off the ceiling and then hit past the home run. Home run. Home run. That's a home run. Yes. You had one of those in that round in your first round.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Yep. He can't complain. Cannot complain. But he will. Yes. Oh, he will. He will. But he cannot. He's the person that cares about this the most.
Starting point is 00:31:43 The most. By far. By far. He was acting super casual, too. Uh- cannot. He's the person that cares about this the most. The most. By far. By far. He was acting super casual, too. Uh-huh. Especially because he wanted that trophy so bad. It means a lot to him. This was supposed to be his redemption story.
Starting point is 00:31:55 He's back doing these special videos. Oh, this is incredible. And it's almost like he didn't do the video. Yeah. Yeah. The record books show nothing. He definitely left, too, right? Yeah, he left.
Starting point is 00:32:06 He's not coming back. No, he left. No, he'll come back. He'll come back. Maybe go wrangle him. He'll come back. He's probably going to eat his Chick-fil-A. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Yeah. That's exactly what he's doing. He's got to calm down. He's got to go eat his food, and then he's going to come. All right. Next matchup. That was fantastic. It was a great end.
Starting point is 00:32:19 What a walk-off. All right. The first two have been good. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm a significantly better athlete than brandon yes yeah by far you got like legitimately hot there for a second yeah how many times do you have to prove i don't know man what else do i have to do yeah certifiable fact big care steven shea versus titus oh yes god oh we need it oh god we need it we need it
Starting point is 00:32:50 can we just call them out can you just call them out no fine we'll spend i like the call they're just gonna call out would be great it's just gonna be titus oh damn it i wanted that to i'll do it for you yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. Hey. Champion? Tribute? What's the word? Champion.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Champion. What's a tribute? That's Hunger Games. I volunteer as tribute. Oh, I volunteer as tribute. Yeah, this is more of like you're fighting for, he's fighting for your honor. And remind me, when would champions come into play in folklore? Like a duel, and it was just like if i was a king and
Starting point is 00:33:25 you were like i'm challenging you to a duel i'm picking my best knight as my champion yeah that's who represents me when it's used as a verb what does that mean i'm championing championing like funding you're like leading leading it yeah yeah yeah nick's championing for people with rickets everywhere everywhere i'm stepping up. You're stepping up. Yeah, I'm the father who stepped up. I can't wait to be a stepdad, dude. All the dirty work out of it. I just get to raise them.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Dude, I'm going to be such a good stepdad. You would. One day. You'd be great. Dude, that's all I've ever wanted to be when I was a kid. I think it's probably best case scenario. Take out the shame. There's no personal shame when your kid fucks.
Starting point is 00:34:17 What if your kids don't fuck with you? What if the stepkids are like... The virgin stepdad. I'm the virgin stepdad. Joseph was, right? I mean, that's the story stepdad. I'm the virgin stepdad. Joseph was, right? I mean, that's the story of Christmas. Oh. Nothing. I don't know if anybody's gonna catch one off the ceiling. It's impossible to track. No. Very tough.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I would've had that one with you, but it got stuck. It would almost have to just fall in there. Oh, no, I was running out there to tackle you. Oh, I would've. It would have to be like a sandlot situation where you just put your glove up and bend the jet and it jet right to you. Hey, is that your sister out in left field? Naked?
Starting point is 00:34:54 Fasoli's getting tired. Exhausted, even. Oh, no. Home run. Okay. That was a hack. Who did Brandon lose to? Big Cat?
Starting point is 00:35:07 No, it was actually Zah. Yeah, Zah. Out! No disrespect to Zah. Oh, we caught it. We got a catch. Out! Right?
Starting point is 00:35:15 Catch. Did go over. You're the ref, Jerry. Make the call. He caught it. But the rule is, it's, and it's, you catch it.
Starting point is 00:35:21 You're a ref. You're the ref. You're the ref. He caught it. Jerry, be the ref And it hit the ceiling Yes Out
Starting point is 00:35:30 Out Out Damn Yeah Jerry signed with Big Cat Who would have thought Who would you say Che's player comparisons are
Starting point is 00:35:40 Home run counts still Oh Alright That's what we're doing Home run counts still Is that what we're doing Alright Home run and an out Home run and an out Home run and out. Oh, all right. That's fair. Is that what we're doing? All right. Home run and an out.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Home run and an out on the same play. Home run and out is the call. I like it. I would trade that. That's innovative officiating. A little something for him. A little something for him. Out.
Starting point is 00:35:55 No. Give him up. Shea is like a cross between, I'd say, Mike Trout and Shohei Otani. Okay. Yeah. I was going to go Hideki Matsuyama. Out. Yeah, Fusoli is the most tired he's ever been.
Starting point is 00:36:17 He's gassed. Out. Four. Five. Damn, I walked into a buzzsaw, man. You did. The joke was good. Five.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Five outs. Five outs. Out. Another catch? Nick, I thought you were going to crush me at one point. You got hot. I was locked in. No funny business, no jokes.
Starting point is 00:36:46 What if you catch one not off the ceiling that's already an out? Is that a double out? Like if it's just like a little pop-out. Dan almost just caught like a weak pop-up right there. I think that should count as a double out. Seven eight eight eight eight out Yeah Out I need to come clean yesterday, I forgot the Titans were a football team with two Titans on the outside. Yeah, we know. You literally could not remember the Titans. That's the one thing. It's that and the Alamo you can't do.
Starting point is 00:37:31 It was double funny because you were trolling the Titans. Wasn't troll. It wasn't on purpose. Oh, really? Forgot the Titans. And they're so whatever. They were like, Nick's fucking with us right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Forgot. Yeah. Damn. I'm not gonna hurt my time for a joke. There's time and place. Never. Yeah. Don't joke on this show. I'm done with jokes. Completely.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Standing on business now? Business. Strictly business? Ten toes? Completely Standing on business now? Business Strictly business? Tentos? Tentos on business That would even replace jokes with That would actually be funny Seriousness?
Starting point is 00:38:11 That would actually be funny if you Fact? No it won't Shut up You came on this show and never You just never told a joke I only say facts You should get irate about facts
Starting point is 00:38:23 Like you're real passionate about facts. I'm not even gonna have opinions. Yeah. Alright, big chat! Hold on! Wow. Uh-oh. Ow!
Starting point is 00:38:35 He wants it. I have, like, cream that's, like, molded into my skin right now. It's probably gonna be good for your skin. Nothing! Yeah, now, like, I'm sweating a little, so it's, like, sinking into my skin. Oh, below. Yeah, yeah. Out, out. Sorry, sorry. I bet you, like, it has some good properties for the skin.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Catch that. Nothing. If it was real cream, yeah. Mm-hmm. Out. I wonder what the most calories ever consumed during a baseball game is. Out. By a player.
Starting point is 00:39:04 By a player. By a player. They used to say that Babe Ruth has eaten hot dogs and cigarettes in between doubleheaders. Yeah, that's... I can see that, but in the dugout. It would have to be a pitcher that's not pitching, right? Let's go, Cap. Didn't the Red Sox bullpen used to, like, eat barbecue and drink beer or something? Wasn't that, like, a thing?
Starting point is 00:39:24 Really? Oh, that's amazing. Like, the 04 Red Sox,pen used to, like, eat barbecue and drink beer or something. Wasn't that, like, a thing? Really? Oh, that's amazing. Like, the 04 Red Sox, like, that era. Oh, that recent. I would have guessed, like, 60s. Oh, like Johnny Damon? Like, I don't know why. Those guys are our cavemen.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Yeah, I want to say that, like, that team, Eucalyptus, Ortiz. Oh, big time. Wait for your pitch. Out. Oh, no. It's so hard to wait for your pitch. I don't think you need to swing that hard. You just want to swing.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah. Yeah, it's a wiffle ball. You just want to take hacks. Out. Oh, no. Oh, no. Choking. There we go. There it is. There we go there there we go one more Dan Oh tied up out one more
Starting point is 00:40:13 Nick's flashlight is on like an old man I'm looking for something man. Oh, that's it Nothing. No. Nothing. Groovy music. Good eye. This is from an NFL films dupe. Out. Moneyball. One more moneyball.
Starting point is 00:40:38 What do you do if it's a tie? Probably a tiebreaker. Swing off. Do it for Titus. There it is. Home run. There we go. Walk off. Moneyball walk off. Go for Titus. There it is. There we go. Walk off. Money ball walk off.
Starting point is 00:40:49 My champion. Champion. Yeah. Did Brandon not fulfill his obligation? No, I don't think he did. But has Brandon gone yet? Yeah, Brandon went. Well, not really.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Yeah, that's what I mean. Has he really? Oh, should I keep swinging so that I can go second? Nah. It's way cooler. Should we just spin the wheel again for the second round? It's already stopped. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:17 That's true. Good point. Yeah, we'll just spin the wheel for the second. Mic's not on. Yeah, that's fine. I think it's probably for the best. Yeah, this is... I tried really hard. I'm really happy with my performance. Am I good now? fine. I think it's probably for the best. Yeah, this is – I tried really hard. I'm really happy of my performance.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Am I good now? Yeah. I had fun with my buddies. Tough round to start. I started out pretty hot. I got two in the first two or three outs, but then just cooled off. Sully was throwing some good pitches. Just couldn't get a good read on it.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Big had a great performance. Clutch. Money ball. He literally is just doing cliche. Money ball. To win it on the last one, but I'll call for the nice grapefruit tequila seltzer. I like the tequila ones.
Starting point is 00:41:49 That was standing at the locker room and you told us nothing. He'll be replaced by AI in one month. Started out hot, saw some pitches. There's no I. Felt good. Felt good out there. Just got beat today, but tomorrow's another day when you're back out there.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Blessed to play the game I love. All thanks to Jesus. So it's me and KB, I would assume. Yeah, so who goes first? Oh, we're spinning for this. I like the comedians. That's who's on first. So Brandon did leave?
Starting point is 00:42:24 I guess. By the way, Jerry, so if Brandon complains, Jerry gave me the exact same call where I hit one that was a clear home run that hit the light right before the balcony, and he called it nothing. That was quite innovative, the out home run call. I liked that. You also hit the white that Brandon hit, and there was an out. Yeah. Does anyone have any Advil?
Starting point is 00:42:50 There is some out on the— You want me to go grab you one? No, no, no, it's all right. I'll have someone go grab it. I had two of them for breakfast. We need to get KB Rec Specs. Yeah. Like a fifth grade basketball.
Starting point is 00:43:01 He likes not being able to see. Jerry, is there anyone over there? No. Upstairs. No, is there anyone over there? No. Upstairs. No, I just need someone to grab me some Advil. KB looks enormous. Yeah. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Is he a dark horse to win this? Yeah. Did he hit any in the other derby? Ready? Yeah. Yeah. I went 0 for in the other derby? Ready? Yeah. Yeah. I went 0 for in the other derby. Yep.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Nothing. All right, Kyle. Nothing. All right, Kyle. Oh. Nothing. All right, KB. Out.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I'm a little gassed. Yeah. Yeah. I was swinging my hardest. I was swinging too hard because I was so nervous for Titus. Out. Ooh. I would rather have a monster blast hit the ceiling than a little blooper be a home run.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yeah, or strike swing. I just feel sticky now. Yeah, that's probably the cream. Out. Oh, Brandon's back. Hello, Brandon. Hey, Brandon. Hi, Brandon.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Did you go eat your Chick-fil-A? No, I just had to cool off. Yeah. Hi Brandon Did you go eat your Chick-fil-A? No I just had to cool off Yeah Anything to say? Out Jersey Jerry is a crook and a thief And anything he's involved with is a shame He literally made the same call for me
Starting point is 00:44:38 Is he paying attention? Don't worry about what's happening over here He literally made the same call against me He made the same calls in the match before. Yeah. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. The first one hit the pipe.
Starting point is 00:44:48 I hit a bomb. That was a home run for you. No, it wasn't. It was a home run for somebody. It was Moog. No. I hit a bomb right where you hit it, and it was called. My ball, my ninth ball went higher than Zah's home run ball.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That is the truth. But. Nope. Then you hit one. Then he hit one and beat me. But he stopped. Home run. Oh, nice, KB.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Nice hack. That was a fucking dinger. Fasoli kind of quick pitched him. Yeah, he quick. Yeah, he did. You quick pitched him right there. Early up there. That was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:45:17 You quick pitched him. He waits for no one. Money ball. Money ball. Money ball. Not money ball. He's got three. If I hit the second most home runs and I'm out, I'm going to be a little bitter. Yeah, you went up.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Who won your matchup? Mook. Oh. Nothing. On money balls. Actually, I hit the most home runs. No, I don't. Because he hit.
Starting point is 00:45:41 I'll be out on the most home runs. I hit two money balls, though. Although I stopped. Right. I hit five without. But he hit six. Yeah, but I hit two money balls though Although I stopped I had five without But he had six Yeah but I hit six total Oh I thought they were counted
Starting point is 00:45:49 Oh okay Yeah yeah Just one extra point KB's got three Did you win? I beat Che with a walk off money ball Yeah I was sweating for you over here I was very nervous
Starting point is 00:46:02 Because I can't lose to Che You can't And Titus If you lost to Che Would you have pulled a Brandon Or. I was very nervous because I can't lose to Che. You can't. And Titus. If you lost to Che, would you have pulled a Brandon or just I need a second? Well, I told Titus I didn't want to let him down. It was like Babe Ruth in the hospital promising the kid two home runs. Yeah, you were Titus' champion.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Three? Well, he hit three. He promised two? I think he promised one. Nobody has used their replays yet, by the way. No, I don't think we have time for it. I probably should have. Yeah, you had a chance. It was clear that Jerry had an agenda from the start.
Starting point is 00:46:30 That's not true. You lost your composure on pitch one. Yeah, when he blew a call on pitch one. I hit the top pipe right over the wall. Which was called an out for everyone else. No, it was not. Nobody hit that particular pipe. You also missed it because Jerry had an innovative call.
Starting point is 00:46:45 He called Che a home run and out at the same time. That broke barriers across baseball. He also called an out on me when I just swung after the plate. We didn't add that. Should have hit more home runs on the other pitches. No, we didn't. We didn't add that to the graphic. Yeah, you should have hit more home runs on the other pitches.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Probably should have. Home run. I'm not talking to TJ right now. Yeah, you're mad at TJ Wow, you mad at yourself Probably the most mad at myself. Yeah. Yeah, you should be mad at yourself. Are you gonna punish? Oh, holy shit That was that was a that was very Brand so mad He's scowled at the ball and the ball turned away from him. It's like the guy in Men in Black.
Starting point is 00:47:25 That was so smooth. It was like that. These pitches are terrible. Five. Fasoli sucks, dude. Fasoli sucks. Fasoli and Jerry suck. I love Jerry.
Starting point is 00:47:41 I love Jerry. I hate Fasoli. Great job. I love Jerry. I love Jer. I hate for so reach job So it's milk against out cat boom no we're gonna Respin cuz we we like I stopped I saw I still had swings Wings yeah, so we're gonna just do it. There's a still at hella swings Yeah, he could have you could by like eight. He had like eight outs. He probably would have pimped a couple more out.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah, easily. Oh, this is actually getting close. He needs one of these. If he had a pitcher. Yeah, for real. Oh, little lean in. It's always on empty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Little lean in. Okay, B. Oh! I didn't even know he was in there. I forgot he was here today. I thought he was in the bathroom or something. That's great. Flying.
Starting point is 00:48:43 That was a good pitch. Oh, yeah. Getting a defensive out on somebody to win would be amazing. Oh, yeah. Getting a defensive out on somebody to win would be amazing. Oh, my God. Out. Oh, Mark. He needs one. One for a walk-off.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Good eye. There it is. I did it. Out. Oh, see? No, that's nothing. No, that's nothing. That has to be nothing. Oh, nothing. I did it. Oh, see? No, that's nothing. No, that's nothing. That has to be nothing.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing. Yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. You're right, you're right. Hit the ceiling. Nothing, nothing. Where'd it hit? It hit the poor Mickey Spokes. Here's a replay.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Replay. Replay? All right, replay, replay. No, no, replay. Replay, replay, replay. He's got replay. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. No, no, replay. You, no, replay. Replay, replay, replay. He's got replay. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 00:49:26 No, no, replay it. You know that you do. Replay. He's going to get a replay real quick. I swear to God, if it hit that same fucking pipe. All right, here's the replay. Here's the replay, Jerry. I respect Jerry.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Can you go slow-mo? What's this? I respect Jerry. I can't. And conclusive? I got't. Inconclusive? I got to see. Is there a zoom possible? Because I feel like it hit here.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Oh. There it is. I did it. Out. I don't think it ever got there. Okay. Make the call. It never got there.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Nothing. Oh, that's tough. It never got there. Nothing. Oh, that's tough. It never got cleared. Behind him, Homer Derby's about him. That's fine. No, it's not. That's the same call he's made. He made that call for everyone.
Starting point is 00:50:15 He didn't. No, come on. He made that call for everyone. That was the same call that I got, that you got. Nothing. Come on, Titus. Home run. There it is.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Ball on the line. Walk off. No controversy. None. Way to go, Titus. KB. KB to the Jumbotron. Hey, TJ, what do we do if we run out of time?
Starting point is 00:50:42 I don't know. I can't believe I'm saying this. Can we stop and finish it after? Yeah. Okay. So I think maybe that's what do we do if we run out of time? I don't know. I can't believe I'm saying this. Can we stop and finish it after? Yeah. Okay. So I think maybe that's what we should do, but we could try to get through another round. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might be on Brandon's side with one of Brandon's freakouts now. You got the same call that we've all gotten, though.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Yeah, but the difference, Dan, is I didn't experience it when you guys did. Yeah, okay, that's fair. When I experienced it, it's now a problem. Yeah. You understand? I get it. Yeah. When I'm sitting here observing, I'm like, who gives a shit?
Starting point is 00:51:06 If you want to say Jerry's been bad. What's the last pipe, Brandon? Mine hit the last pipe. Do we want to watch the replay now? If you want to say Jerry's been bad, you can, but he's been consistent. He has been consistent. I'm not mad at Jerry. What's the point of having him if y'all are just going to passionately defend him?
Starting point is 00:51:19 Let me argue with him. Let me argue with him. I'm not mad at Jerry. I'm mad at the feeling of smoking the shit out of baseball at a great angle and being told you're out or you know yeah i mean those are the rules yeah that's what i was frustrated with so i get it brandon but also you did his zero home runs no i did zero two two it's two now yeah my my second one went higher than zaz home run how does look what was your first one? The first one was the one that hit the pipe. The second one hit the wall right here, and that was higher than the one he called on.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Not only... There were two missed home runs from the rest. You keep saying it hit the pipe, that means it wasn't a home run. It hit the last pipe above the... If it hits the ceiling... That pipe is through the wall. It hit the skinny pipe. It hit that pipe. It hit the skinny pipe.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Skinny pipe. Skinny pipe. I don't know what pipe they're talking about. Yeah, it's the skinny pipe. It hit that pipe. It hit the skinny pipe. Skinny pipe. Skinny pipe. I don't know what pipe they're talking about. Yeah, it's the skinny. Oh, the skinny pipe? Yeah, the skinny pipe. Oh, that changes everything. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:52:23 It hit the skinny pipe. All right, TJ, should we try to get through one more round? Yeah, it'll be Mook and Zah. No, we're going to spin it. We're going to spin it. Spin what? We're going to spin the wheel to see. Because Zah and I stopped.
Starting point is 00:52:38 So we're going to spin it again for the next round matchups. It's a reseeding. I got out too. I'm embarrassed. If you stopped, then you could have hit more well if we just stopped too we wanted the walk off because i stopped i also stopped everybody yeah but yeah if you if you if we reseed but you stop we don't reseed we have four people left spin the wheel to see the two that match up right yeah that's right yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what we're doing why even do that why not the first two
Starting point is 00:53:03 second two okay i don't care in a while since your voice has done that Loss days Which way we're doing just spin the wheel. Yeah, it's been the way it's been the hell. Yeah 15 minutes. Yeah, how much time do you need to reset? Five minutes. All right, so then let's just stop right now, and then we'll just do the second round right after the yak. We'll do an hour and a half yak. Okay. Cool.
Starting point is 00:53:28 All right. Clap. Clap. Clap. Okay. It's time for the semifinals. So we took a break because we had to tape the actual yak. We were taping this. We ran long.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Then the real yak started. It's normal time. And because of that, Jerry had to run. We were using him. We told him that we'd be done by noon, and we weren't. So he had to run. He had something else he had to do for Jerry after dark. So we decided
Starting point is 00:54:25 we need a new referee for the semi-finals and finals and we thought there's only one man who could do it so introducing one man who seems to know the rule book better yeah yeah introducing jerry number two jerry two jerry two bigger and better one man who's having a great day yeah a great day so so brandon yes uh how will you be calling this because we had consistency in the first round you will have consistency okay it will be fair it will be just and everybody who fucking wronged me the first time okay it's coming back oh no yeah sounds very fair yeah unbiased who Who wronged you? There's a list. Okay. There's a list.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Whoa. I thought the guy who wronged you left. Jerry? Yeah. There are multiple people. There were guys cheering Jerry on while he was doing it. So you know the rules, though. The ceiling is nothing. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Ceiling is nothing. Home run is above this line right here. Yeah. But if it hits that pipe way up here behind everything, it's apparently not a fucking home run okay do i get the replay of that no don't need to replay um i know where the home runs are i know where the outs are and i will be fair okay and if it hits ceiling and goes over that fence it's a home it really should be nothing even though it was a home run when i did it well so you you missed it because you you walked you stomped off hold it for me jerry did have a very unique call when stephen
Starting point is 00:55:45 che was up that i don't know if you would do that was the home run and the outcome hit the ceiling yeah it hit over the uh top yeah and then back and i caught it so he called it a home run and out it was both that's actually fair i know yeah it was a great it was right that one checks out that one checks out innovative call yeah home run in and out. Your eye is like swelling up. Yeah, no, I've been assaulted at work. I have a – It's genuinely swelling up.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I'm going to have a black eye. There was an altercation earlier. Well, now people know what happened. Okay, well – Before we started taping it. Yeah, if they watch that episode. It's very funny. Someone's just watching this.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Yeah. Yeah, and he storms out and comes back. He storms out and comes back with a black eye. And Jerry's not the ref. In a ref outfit. Jerry's gone. You killed Jerry. He's got a black eye.
Starting point is 00:56:35 He fought Jerry to the death and took his body. So we've gone full circle now because in this show, Mook has already been attacked by a pie the first time. I thought that was the only pie of the day. And the other yak we just did a couple of minutes ago, he tried to attack Mook again with a pie instead of attacking me. That was a weird part of it. Why did he decide that he had to do it twice?
Starting point is 00:56:53 I didn't get that. I've already done it to you. So I filmed him beforehand for a TikTok, and he was going to try to five pie you today. Oh, my God. He still might come back right now. The intro is like, what's up nicky smokes there's an element y'all don't know there's when i went to build the pie for him i didn't put chocolate on there because i was mad he was out of whipped cream it was out
Starting point is 00:57:20 so he didn't have three more pies waiting yeah i think three more whipped cream they're already made that's why he's so mad at you not that you pied him but now you derailed his entire five pie oh i'm nervous there's more pies i think he pivoted from five pie now well he's done from you to me he's 10 pie well i got away i put on the burners folks i want to pie my co-worker mook five times today oh Oh, my God. Wait, do you have that video? I love it so much. Do you take it with his phone or yours?
Starting point is 00:57:49 His. I want to see that intro. Yeah. That's so perfect. All right, so what we're going to do is we're going to spin the wheel and decide the matchups for semifinal, and then it'll be the final. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:04 All right, cool. Ready? Let's do this thing. Vasoli, you get your energy back. This is the person who's going first. He fell on those rollerblades. Yeah, it took us. What the hell's happening?
Starting point is 00:58:16 He's playing in the background right now. Titus is up first. Who's he playing? I hope it's Big Cat. I hope it's Mook. I hope it's big cat, but I fear no man. I Win this thing you gotta beat them all you're right. Uh-huh That's not a bracket work, yeah, that's true. That's not at all how brackets work. Yes, it's big cat Brazil Yes, it's big cat Brazil
Starting point is 00:58:45 Okay, so it was the exact thing that we had so you mook is so scared of me and Titus Yeah, you think Zaza Oh easy. I just want to see in the final. Oh, okay I want to I want to pimp home runs in your face in the final interesting Don't come to chicken. Oh shit. I gotta get up. He's counting his chickens Boys Don't count your chickens. Oh shit. I gotta get up. He's counting his chickens Boys We could do this done this we've done it we've done it It's always checking his watch Why does it look like a sweatband on Jerry, but it looks like Brandon had a head injury
Starting point is 00:59:21 It looks more like he tells you John and oh yeah. He looks like he was in an infirmary. Yeah, right. All right. Oh. That's a home run. Jeez. That's a home run. Enough hot.
Starting point is 00:59:33 He's on fire. He's on fire. He's on fire. Shit. That's an out. I'll be honest. I know Titus would have squirmed If the cops came
Starting point is 00:59:47 But I would love to see that happen You would have hated that That's an out Freaked out That is It's nothing Nothing Nathan
Starting point is 00:59:58 That's nothing Oh Oh Through his hands Through his hands Nothing Oh. Oh. Oh, through his hands. Through his hands. Nothing. Good hustle. Good hustle.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Good effort. Out. And the pitch from Fasoli. Get it. I think it's a dinger. That's nothing. Titus with one, three outs. That is nothing.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Good loft on it. Please calm down. Brandon, how goes it out there? It's going good. Titus is, like, getting emotional about it. He's getting frustrated. It's hard to watch. Just hit the fucking ball, dude.
Starting point is 01:00:48 I need Fasoli to get hit in the face. That's a home run. Home run. I want to hit him in the face and his eyes open up for the first time. Getting hospitalized from a wiffle ball. Think anybody's ever died playing wiffle ball? Like from the ball? What was that? Thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Do you think you could kill somebody with a wiffle ball bat? Sully threw a curve ball. I think that was a South Park episode. Oh, it might have been. Sully's thrown curve balls. Titus is looking good. I think Big Cat just called Titus unk. He ain't no unk.
Starting point is 01:01:37 That's an out. Five. Five outs, four home runs. He's had a lot of nothings. Yeah. What? That's his fifth. He's had a lot of nothings. Yeah. What? That's his fifth. He's had a lot of nothings.
Starting point is 01:01:50 That's an out. That's six. That's an out. That's an out. Is that an eight out? Eight. Eight out. You're starting with an out. Eight out?
Starting point is 01:02:14 Eight out. What'd you eat out? Nothing. Nothing. Nathan. Nothing. Nathan. Titus with eight outs.
Starting point is 01:02:26 That's an out. Goal ball. Goal ball. These count for two. Off a good pitch. Let's see if Big T moves up there. Yeah, there he is right there. Top right.
Starting point is 01:02:43 He's not moving. No, he's locked in. I didn't hit the blue part. Fusilli's paying corners. You gotta let me up. Wait, where's Nicky Smokes? Can we find him on the camera? Alright, we need to start swinging now. I would imagine Smokes went home. I don't know, man. As long as you throw it the same way. I don't know man. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. You know it.
Starting point is 01:03:06 As long as you throw it the same way. That's bullshit. Four home runs for Mark Titus. Uh oh. You gotta field. Two thirty. Game's at three. You're not gonna play defense?
Starting point is 01:03:15 No, it's a three. It's four easy. You don't need to. Cocky, cocky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, don't play. Don't play. That was a good effort.
Starting point is 01:03:23 These men just can't help themselves. They love to compete. They love to play. They love, no, no. No, no, don't play. Don't play. That was a good effort. These men just can't help themselves. They love to compete. Love it. Look at it, four. Four, three.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Four. Four. Four home runs. Big Cat needs five to walk it off. Who would I rather beat? Who'd you rather beat? Big Cat or five to walk it off. Who would I rather beat? Who'd you rather beat? Big Cat or Titus. Or Za. I got to beat Za still.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Yeah, you're already, you're fucked. Za, I'm talking smoke over here, bro. No, I'm taking notes. I'm taking notes. Keeping receipts? I'm keeping receipts, bro. Oh, God. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Nothing. No call. That's Brandon. That's a dinger. That was almost a home run out. That's the exact same one to beat me. And y'all cheer. Y'all clap. Brandon's a huge cut. He's complaining as if it was the only pitch he saw I know He hit zero other home runs Never taken accountability
Starting point is 01:04:30 Never Enormous cunt All the time Home run That was a pimp job Oh back to back He's in a groove now Big Cat's standing far away from the plate
Starting point is 01:04:53 What a strategy For the podcast listeners I'm listening to a home run derby right now That's a home run One more and you walk it off One out right now that's a home run one more you walk it off one out now he's gonna stand up and watch him get walked off on. All right, two outs. There it is.
Starting point is 01:05:38 And no. It's crazy. Oh. And over. Wow. Walk off. What a performance. Mark with a big cow And over. Wow. Walk off. What a performance. Mark with a hundred. I mean, Big Cat was cooking.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Yeah. Yeah, he was on pace for like 20. Now I'm nervous. That was MVP shit. MVP shit. MVP shit. Good stuff. Mook.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Yeah. Beats out with yellow back. That box stance, far from the plate. Yeah. That's a move. I took notes. Can we see our... Guerrero I took notes. Can we see – A little lag Guerrero hitting the ball.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Can we see Titus get hit in his monster penis? I mean, it's the biggest target out there. Put the balls up. Let me check your arms. Brandon's saying afterwards, that's an out. After he got smoked in the dick. Oh, Titus is talking right now. His mic's not on.
Starting point is 01:06:31 All right. So I'm going to grab a high noon. Yeah. And I don't know. Go cheer on the rest of the guys. Good guy. Wait, do it again, Titus. Do it again.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Do it again. Run it back. Yeah, there was nothing I could do. Dan was on fire. Big Cat was smoking the shit out of every ball he saw. I got a little frustrated by Fazoli's pitching. He was jamming me a little bit. And when he wasn't jamming me, he was throwing some junk in the dirt away from me.
Starting point is 01:06:57 But that's okay because it wouldn't have mattered. It would not have mattered. Dan was on fire. And I will humbly take my loss. I will also take this tangerine high noon, and I will go have myself a good time with the rest of the losers of the show. Thank you. And here he is getting hit in the penis.
Starting point is 01:07:13 In his giant cock. I want to see it again. I want to see it again. Oh, he didn't just lose. I want to see it again. I'm listening to a home run derby right now. That's a home run. One more, and you walk just lose. Let's see it again. I'm listening to a home run derby right now. That's a home run. One more.
Starting point is 01:07:27 You walk it off. One out. It's one out. Oh. Oh, no. It got me in the hip. Okay. It wasn't the dick shot, but it still stings.
Starting point is 01:07:44 That's still scary because you're like, whoa, the dick shot but uh it still stings that's still like scary because you're like whoa that was close and it still hurt like it still smoked my hip all right spin to see who goes first you were on fire i was on fire i found it you were cooking not having the pressure to to be your champion help me me. All right, fellas. Because that's a situation where I don't care if I lose to you, I care if I lost to Che. Yeah, yeah. You can't lose to Che.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Can't have it. All right, Za. Play ball. All right. Wait. Wait. Hold on, Za. Hold on one sec for Soley.
Starting point is 01:08:28 That good? wait hold on hold on one sec for solely is that good yep cool play ball play ball i actually i was telling you to say it okay you can say play ball nick good eye go first and your... Mook went first. Okay. I was noticing a pattern of whoever goes second was winning, but you were the, I went second. That's an out. All right. Zah is the people's champ. Knocking out Brandon. Cinderella run.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Get out. Home run. Yeah, let's go, Zah. Come on. Throw the ball over the fucking plate. I'm swinging everything. Ump, I'm not hearing any calls. Any calls.
Starting point is 01:09:23 You don't get any calls. Come on, Blue. I'm going to any calls. Any calls. We don't get any calls. Come on, Blue. I'm going to pull the footage. I don't owe you anything. Shut up. I'm doing this. Nicky Smokes and Brandon back at it. Brandon, we're just not doing calls anymore.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Ask Brandon how many outs now. Brandon, how many outs? Nicky Smokes is over here. How many outs? Ask him how many outs. How many outs? I don't count the outs. You all count the outs.
Starting point is 01:09:42 You're the umpire. I like how he's doing this. Six, right? Six. Yes. What the fuck? Oh, no. We're going to the booth.
Starting point is 01:09:59 What's he looking at? That's an out. No. Granted. That's an out. The ref Brandon. That's an out. The ref is a wanker. You hear me? The ref is a wanker.
Starting point is 01:10:11 No, review it. What was it? Review it. No, review it. Review. Review. Use your review. Actually review.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Review. Type update. Use your review. VAR. Give us the VAR. VAR. There we go. All right.
Starting point is 01:10:22 It's official. Brandon, don't you want the guy that beat you to look better? Yeah, true. All I'm saying is the very one that got me is what's about to get him. The very one? Be unbiased. You're the ref though, Brandon. Be the change you want to see in the world.
Starting point is 01:10:38 I look old. I look old as fuck. Do I always look this old? This is the first time you've seen me. Yeah. Old as fuck But make it throw the ball Six right six yes We still on edge All right go out in the middle to make your call you seen the review talking to the mic oh you have one on nevermind Wait wait, let's get the camera on you hold on wait. Wait, wait. Hold on, the camera went upside down. Camera went upside down. Wait.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Wait. Wait. Wait. No, don't wait. Say where you were. Suspense. Oh, shit. Upon further review. Home run.
Starting point is 01:11:42 Oh! I was not expecting that. I was not either, so take it out away, right? Thank you. Take it out away. Add, home run. Oh! I was not expecting that. I was not either. So take an out away, right? Thank you. Take an out away. Add a home run. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Oh! Out! You know. No. No, no, no. Eight outs. That was the seventh out. That was the seventh out.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Oh, man. Because we took the out away. That's the seventh out. That was the seventh out. Oh, man. Yeah. Because we took the out away. Oh. That's the eighth. That's hot. Yeah. Let's go. Rock it.
Starting point is 01:12:11 Hot, Zaha. Let's go, Zaha. Get hot, Zaha. Oh. Nothing. All right. Nothing. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:12:19 You're good. You're good. You're good. Nothing. Mook with a great effort. Mook with a great effort. Nothing. Mook with a great effort. That was after someone falls. Can I help you?
Starting point is 01:12:35 Need a hand? All right. Money ball. Money ball. No pitch. No pitch. Mook rolled the ball towards him as the ball was coming. Oh.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Can't be doing that. It's day one. Can't be doing that, Mook. I'm called it. I'm called it. No pitch. Mook rolled the ball towards him as the ball was coming. Oh. Can't be doing that. It's day one. Can't be doing that, Mook. I'm called it. I'm called it. No pitch. No pitch. No pitch.
Starting point is 01:12:54 Hold on. Oh, that's good. Implication. That actually helps you. That would have been the money ball. Wow. he's right Terrible pitch Oh my word he's getting hot he's getting hot
Starting point is 01:13:19 God Wow holy shit, Zaa. Zaa's Home run. Wow. Holy shit. Zah. Zah's getting hot. Zah's going to win this. All right. Money ball. Money ball.
Starting point is 01:13:37 This would be huge. What's the home run? Five. Five home runs. Good eye. Pretty good pitch. Pretty good pitch. Ah. Oh. All right. Good eye. Pretty good pitch.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Ah! All right, five home runs. Five home runs. All right, Zah, great showing. Thank you, thank you. Good luck out there. Zah? Thank you, Zah.
Starting point is 01:14:01 If I wanted to fuck you, I'd have fucked you. Yuck. Okay. Yeah, sure. There we go. Thank you for pausing. It's five. God damn, it's five.
Starting point is 01:14:23 It's five. God damn it's five.. When did that happen? No. It's a one. It's just an out. It's not minus anything. We good? Yeah. Play ball. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Is he hurt? Got the pressure? I think it's pressure. There's a lot of pressure. Bad pitch? Really bad pitch. Oh. Chased it a little.
Starting point is 01:15:04 He's pressing, boys. He's pressing, boys. He's pressing. Oh! Rocking three-pack at us. Great contact. Three outs. You don't have to field every ball. Just throw the ball. Oh, he hit the inhaler early.
Starting point is 01:15:17 He hits the inhaler early. Oh boy. What point do we get nervous for Mook? Now. Yeah. That's four outs. He's throwing the same speed every time. Oh! That's what?
Starting point is 01:15:50 That's an out. No. Why? Explanation. I told him to throw the same speed every time. He sarcastically threw it slow. What? No pitch.
Starting point is 01:16:00 That's an insane judgment call. No pitch. No pitch. That was sarcastically thrown slow. This is why we don't give Brandon power. That's an insane judgment call. No pitch. No pitch. You were sarcastically throwing that ball. This is why we don't give Brandon power. That's an insane judgment call. Sully, don't take that. Fight that man.
Starting point is 01:16:10 He threw it 90 miles an hour, then he threw an Ephus pitch. So what? No, we're throwing batting practice. Oh, my God. Where was Brandon? What if he had hit it out? I called a no pitch on him, too. What if he had hit it out?
Starting point is 01:16:23 Brandon, when I was up, you were telling me to swing at everything. Oh my goodness. You told me – Play ball. My money ball. Play ball. Oh my gosh. We're not doing tours right now.
Starting point is 01:16:31 What are we doing? We're doing tours? Tours. Okay. Oh, Brandon just yelled. Oh man. Oh. Am I at five?
Starting point is 01:16:42 Five outs. Five outs. Oh boy. He's getting nervous. Come on, Sully. Come on. Gone. No.
Starting point is 01:16:56 Oh. Nothing. No. That's out. That is so out. That was out. Brandon, that's up there still. All right, make your call. Home run.
Starting point is 01:17:09 Hold on. I'm calling it a home run, but do we have foul territory? No. Home run. Anything for screen time. Let's see. This is an important swing. Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:19 It's out again. Home run. Uh-oh. He found it. He found it. He's just going that way. Oh, man. Home run. Holy it. He's just going that way. Oh Man home run. Holy shit. I don't love this tough start and he's back. Oh My god, nothing that could have broken him the open stances. Yep. Oh
Starting point is 01:17:39 my god, nothing. Oh He's gonna get tired, I'm sorry No, stand by your man. They will talk about that non-called out forever, because that was going to be six with zero. And a five. And Zuz's home run should have been a money ball. Yeah, because it's been nothing.
Starting point is 01:18:00 That's right. That's right. It's a lot of controversy. That's a home That's right. It's a lot of controversy. That's a home run. Oh. That didn't hit the ceiling first? That's a home run. That didn't hit the ceiling?
Starting point is 01:18:14 It did, but then it hit over the wall. I'm not the only one. That's a home run. Listen. All right. All right. We bestowed this upon you. Play ball. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:22 John, where you at? Ball. Okay. You playing? Pitch. Play ball. Okay. Oh.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Oh. Is that two outs? One out. Oh, that should have been two. Play ball. Play ball. All right. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:18:44 That's an out. That's an out. Seven out. Three home runs. Seventh out. All right. Uh-oh. That's an out. That's an out. Seven out, three home runs? Seventh out. Seven outs. Four home runs. Four home runs. He's going to win it on a money ball.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Yeah. Oh! It all comes down to the money ball. He's missing this one, and then he's going to have money ball for the win or loss. Good call. Could be either. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Oh, no. Oh, shit. He didn't have to swing at it. Oh, shit. You call the timeout? Money ball. Money ball. Money ball.
Starting point is 01:19:24 All right, move. It's either he loses or wins right here. Yeah. Zah, get in his head. Come on, Zah. Zah, moon him your butt. Zah, show him your penis. Flash him your dick, Zah. Don't miss.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Watch that closely. This is it, Mook. If you're not down there and here, this is it. This is it, Mook. You're not down to any here. This is it. This is it, Mook. The ball's smaller, too. Harder to hit. We good?
Starting point is 01:19:49 Got to make sure you get good shot. Last shot. Play ball. Play ball. Don't fuck this up, Mook. Set it first. Whammy. For the win.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:20:00 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:20:04 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my god. How did that happen? Oh my god. How did that happen? How do you let that happen? For the win, you don't even take the bat off your shoulder. You can't let that happen. Oh my god. You can't let that happen. Oh my god Oh
Starting point is 01:20:30 No, so we have a final of the cat against off big head against ah sure do oh My god look at this does everybody thought Striking out looking in a home run derby is awesome. He was so fast. He looked back. It looked like we played again. He didn't move. Yeah, he was surprised that it was there. He forgot it was there.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Oh, my God. This is so much fun. We're so mean. We want none of our peers to do well. No, I want Zah to do well. I'm pro Zah, so I just wanted Zah to win. Nothing I can do for you there. And it is kind of justice for...
Starting point is 01:21:18 He just teases dubs. He teases dubs. We should have known that was going to happen. Brandon let the first one go on the no call. So, I mean. The first one was the pitcher trying to show the umpire up. Yeah, but he threw it. But how did he show you up by throwing it and hitting it?
Starting point is 01:21:36 Nope. He threw a ball too fast. I said, don't throw it so fast. So, he went and he lobbed it very slowly to show me up. But this is your ego coming into question here everything has worked out has it not yeah that was perfect ending but you're you're supposed to just be enforcing the rules brandon we we have that's about enough out of here yeah oh it's about enough out of here shit give him an out for the next one i hope on derby all right mook finals
Starting point is 01:21:59 make sure the mic's on oh we got it got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. Okay. It was on already, Mookie. I think you turned it off. You turned it off. Try it again. Hello?
Starting point is 01:22:16 Yeah. Try it one more time. Yeah, you're good. Jack? Yeah, you're good. Can I say I'm... Yeah. Oh, no. No, no.
Starting point is 01:22:23 As long as there's no brand awareness around you. Is there any time high noon around you? This is what happens when you're mook. I don't know what happened. I lagged out. Props to Za. Za won. I'm going to thank you to high noon. I'm going to drink a. I lagged out. Props to Za.
Starting point is 01:22:45 Za won. I'm going to thank you to High Noon. I'm going to drink a lot of these. Man. Oh, no. All right. We're wheeling for that. Yeah, wheeling for who goes first.
Starting point is 01:22:56 Look at this wheel. It's High Noon colors. Yeah. It's actually wild. It's perfect. It's written. Oh, buddy. Come on, Mike. Look at this wheel. It's high noon colors. Yeah, it's actually wild. It's perfect. It's written I'm pissed So bad at you man
Starting point is 01:23:16 I mean, yeah, like cuz here's the thing if you strike out if you if you hit one that is an out for the final out It's kind of like, okay, nice try. Yeah. I don't know what happened. That's worse than – Strikeout looking. Carlos Beltran, 2006 NLCS. That's like you can't end the season with your bat on the shoulder.
Starting point is 01:23:36 You could have whiffed, and it probably would have been better. I'm fed up. He didn't have it. I'm so fed up. Fed up with everything. Because this also was like you won the first home run derby. This was supposed to be your moment. Yeah, I lost to Brandon in a fucking swing off.
Starting point is 01:23:52 And then I... You had Zahn semis. You kind of overlooked Zahn. Remember when we go back? I looked over Zahn. Yeah, you did. Physically, mentally, everything. Pretty easy to do.
Starting point is 01:24:03 Because you did say, why don't we just keep the same bracket, which we ended up doing through the wheel, but you basically gave him bulletin board material. You did. Hey, man, you took one on the chin. Again? Every time I take one on the chin, I am fucking losing my mind. You did bring up a good point, not to pile on,
Starting point is 01:24:22 but you did swing and miss the one before the one you did. You whiffed. So it wasn't just a whiff. It was a whiff and then strike out. Oh, my God. I got into a groove. I hit like four in a row. I know.
Starting point is 01:24:34 I thought it was over. I was happy for you, proud as hell. I blame Fasoli. He can't pitch for shit. You were throwing change-ups. You were throwing fastballs. I'm going to fuck you. He's getting cute. Thank you. All right play ball All right Play ball now not play ball because the fielder Oh big oh shit hold on what time time time?
Starting point is 01:24:56 good call blue and Play ball I Don't like that tactic you just did Yeah, I know but he was getting ready to play. I'd already called play ball, then you ran on. You can stay on. You stay on. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 01:25:09 No, I want you on. It looks like he's showing you up, Brandon. Oh, do it again. I'll do it again. Brandon, it looks like he's showing you up. It looks like he's showing you up. Brandon, stay on your ground. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Who's in control here, Brandon? Everybody out here. Play ball. Play ball. I don't want to step on the lines. There we go. Let's go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:25:32 Let's go. Sauce going to win. Sauce going to win. We do this. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone.
Starting point is 01:25:43 That's an out. Whoa. That's an out. That is an out. Oh, my days. That's an out. Whoa! That's an out. That is an out. Oh my days. That's an out. Oh my days. I wouldn't let that one go again. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:26:06 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:26:14 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:26:22 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! good take good take go all right right fucking goes off let's fucking go good take yep this would be oh it's one here and it's mook in the face I'm such a fucking loser dude oh oh nothing nothing
Starting point is 01:27:00 God over on boy goes ah four four let's God. Let's go, Zah. Four. Let's go, Zah. Let's go, Zah. Let's go, Zah. What are you going to do? This is the shit you make a documentary of. Oh. Give me an out, home run counter. Five outs.
Starting point is 01:27:28 Five and five. Five and five. Five and five. He's a tank, dude. Nothing. That's an out. That's an out. Wow.
Starting point is 01:27:36 Big play. Big play. Up. Good take. Nothing. All right. Seven outs. Solid! Run. Oh, my gosh. Moneyball. Moneyball. Moneyball. Moneyball. This would be huge.
Starting point is 01:28:06 This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge.
Starting point is 01:28:14 This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge.
Starting point is 01:28:22 This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. This would be huge. this uh money ball money ball money ball money ball this would be huge this would be huge
Starting point is 01:28:31 go take oh alright alright six alright six six no one on earth is rooting for me right now. Not a single soul.
Starting point is 01:28:48 A lot of children, if they watch this, they'll be like, I hope you fail. Yeah. No, but this is real life, man, not a movie. This is going to look suspect. Yeah, it does. Yeah, a lot. I would say so. What's the most hit in one round throughout the whole derby?
Starting point is 01:29:12 That, right? Am I hit more than six? I don't know. Eight. Oh, yeah. Big Cat. Two money balls. Some people stopped before that.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Yeah. That's true. We did stop. Luke, you had eight? Big Cat was on eight points. That's right. That's right. Awesome performance. You never should have got out of the first round., you had eight? Big Cat was on eight. Eight points. That's right. That's right. Awesome performance.
Starting point is 01:29:26 You never should have got out of the first round. And you're out? Still look good after that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It is. Not now. I ate myself.
Starting point is 01:29:33 I'm out too. We're all out. I fucking ate myself. We all lost. Double swings? Every time. Everybody's going to lose this one. We went out swinging.
Starting point is 01:29:39 You ready? Yeah. Well. We're ready. TJ, ready? We're ready. Play ball ready? Yeah. We're ready. Play ball. Oh.
Starting point is 01:29:52 Oh, dickhead. Fuck you. Boo. Oh, asshole. Nothing. Pizzoli, pitch to the strike zone. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:30:12 Oh! Why'd you let it go? I don't know. Out. Oh. Saw. Nothing. There we go. I'm on the edge of my seat.
Starting point is 01:30:37 You're still changing your speed so much. Oh, my god. Wow. One run. Two. Two or three outs. Wow. Zop. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:31:01 Oh. Zop. Nothing. He's going to have to start catching some of these catch nothing it's like impossible to do it I keep yeah I keep acting like it's just do it get it that's a routine pop flies on come on Uh, three outs, two home runs. Alright. Yes, yes, yes! Ah! No it's not, Brandon. It's a double out if he catches it.
Starting point is 01:31:32 Oh, wow. Four outs. Oh, hey! Hey! Relax! No, that's uh... Is that six outs or five outs? Five outs. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Starting point is 01:31:49 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Six outs. Two homers. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Three homers, right? Two. Is he nervous?
Starting point is 01:32:18 Gotta be. Nothing. This is all Superman. Oh, my God. so nothing is our Superman oh my god Here we go. Here we go. Home run. Three home runs. This is dangerous. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:33:01 What are you going to look at? That's a home run. It's not like there's a mark from the ball. It hit the edge. Four home runs, two outs left. Zah has six. Moneyball ties. Zah has six.
Starting point is 01:33:17 Zah, Zah. Zah, get ready to play defense. Come on. He can't stop here, Zah. Zagat ready to play defense found it he found it though that's a homerun five One out, two. Nine outs. Nine outs. Win or lose here. Win or lose. Win or lose. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:13 Money ball. Yeah, money ball. Five to six. Watch your pitch. Five to six. You're up one. Money ball wins it. You're up one.
Starting point is 01:34:19 Big Cat, make sure to swing. This is so perfect. All right. So if I'm right, one out left nine outs. Yeah. One ball he either wins or he loses right here. That's right. Holy shit. I did I said I was gonna give money for Carbone from the advisors.
Starting point is 01:34:50 People watch advisors know what we're talking about. All right, Zah. That has nothing to do with this home run derby. Zah, stand up. That has nothing to do with this home run derby. I own money for Carbone. 500 enough? Any more? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:35:04 All right. Fuck the Sony. Nick. Play anymore. Oh shit. Alright. Nick. Play ball. Play ball. Oh shit. Throw him a strike. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:35:22 Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh Oh my god Yeah All right what you did to that poor boy No bag That's called clutch hitting. Oh, no. That was so perfect.
Starting point is 01:36:11 People are going to be so mad at me. My heart just got ripped out. Yeah. All-time villain move. Yeah, what? Oh. So I go to the podium, and then we'll give big cat the trophy out there oh yeah that was fucking awesome oh that was so much fun we have to do this again that had no business
Starting point is 01:36:33 being as funny yeah oh disgusted so bad how is it over there? I've never been over there. No, Mike. No, no, you got to turn it on. Press the button. Is it on? Yes. There we go. I mean, as you guys can see, I left it all out on the court,
Starting point is 01:36:56 and Big Cat's just a mean guy. He's a mean guy. Get off. That's it. That's a great speech. Devastated. Him laying down on the court from above. Trophy presentation, I suppose.
Starting point is 01:37:14 Jay's going to grab. Am I going to go out there? Jay, I'll bring it. Are you going to bring it to me or do I go there? He'll bring it to you. Okay. This really hurts. Oh, man. This is like really... I'm bum a lot of and not just Zaha but I mean Mook is down I yeah I hate that so bad I mean Zaha did deserve it for
Starting point is 01:37:33 what y'all did in the first round but man look at this oh man that looks sick Yeah This is beautiful Yeah Thank you Trophy presentation First at the High Noon Home Run Derby Champion Thank you Round of applause Round of applause
Starting point is 01:37:51 No one No Do I get a cash prize You get the cash prize From Brandon Oh shit Well I gave him the 500 To say give it to the winner
Starting point is 01:38:01 Oh boy Yeah Yeah the 500 to say give it to the winner oh boy yeah yeah i just want to say uh thank you everyone who believed in me all zero people were rooting for me in that final round uh you know hard work does pay off. Dreams come true. What an asshole. What an asshole. What's the rest of it?
Starting point is 01:38:32 Bad times don't last. Bad times don't last, but bad times do. Bad guys do. Wait, that's the most depressing phrase ever. Yeah, hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last. But bad guys do.
Starting point is 01:38:50 Zah. Oh, man. No, cut it before he does something nice. No, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. That's a show. I can't win the money. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Subscribe. We appreciate you guys. The rich get richer. I'm not taking my own money. Zai, you're taking the money. You're taking the money. Nope, nope, nope. Zai, you're fucking taking the money.
Starting point is 01:39:10 For the integrity of the sport. All right, thank you for watching. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:29 Silent day for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing it. It's the act. It's the act. Thanks, High Noon.
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