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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello.
How's your 24-hour span?
This is going to go well.
Welcome into the Yak.
Can you play that video I just posted?
TJ, this is how I was feeling all morning long.
It's going to be fine.
They don't even remember.
Those guys are cool.
This is going to be bad.
So, yeah, welcome to the Yak.
Maybe I should do.
Maybe they don't remember.
Maybe they don't remember.
Check into the comments.
Do they remember?
Remember L.A., how awesome that shit was?
Oh, Jerry Rico here.
Oh, L's, L, L cat. Yep. Okay. was oh jerry rico are here oh l's l l cat yep okay i will hold it i will hold the l
before you get into that can i put it on my shoulders can i just say that every single
one of those people that unfollowed yesterday unsubscribed resubscribe well we we people i i did laugh at
a few people being like they lost 7 000 subscribers yesterday and then i looked and it was like
actually we gained 100 right um so yeah we're in the yak it's the yak we're back uh classic yak
gang jerry i don't really know where to go i mean there were some people who were taking it so
seriously they were like i will never watch this show again i will never trust anything again I don't really know where to go. I mean, there were some people who were taking it so seriously.
They were like, I will never watch this show again.
I will never trust anything again.
All right.
What do they want us to fucking do?
Here's where I'm at.
I feel very good with my decisions.
I wish it had gone a different way.
I wish it was booze.
I still think it might be booze.
Who takes a piss with a turd sitting right there on the toilet?
I thought booze was going to fall under the scrutiny of questioning on the act yesterday.
He didn't.
Anyone who paid attention can figure out who it probably is.
And the only other thing I'll say is it wasn't a woman.
Definitively.
So you just go from there.
And if I reveal number seven, the backlash to that would be so significantly worse than what I'm dealing with right now.
Because it would just be so significantly worse.
So that's the decision I've made.
I will take the L's.
People just avalanche me with L's.
But I can sleep well at night knowing that of the two roads that we could have gone,
I went the road that was the L that I'll own the L, not the world owns the L.
Right.
It's amazing how much you protect Taffer.
Taffer, yeah.
I wish it was Taffer.
I actually was taking a shit.
No joke, guys.
I was taking a shit just a few minutes ago in that bathroom.
There was a small part of me that was like, what if I just shit on the toilet right now
and just start this whole cycle again?
How funny that would be if I just did it myself.
That'd be great.
You poo-pooed my idea yesterday of just faking a video with you.
It was actually you all along.
I know.
Last night, I almost texted Booz.
I was like, how much money just to own up to it?
Right. No. Last night I almost texted Booz. I was like, how much money just to own up to it?
Objectively speaking, and I've seen every episode of the Yak,
yesterday was one of my favorite episodes.
It was incredible.
It was also very funny because on the Yak chat afterwards,
Steven was like, that was one of the best episodes.
And Caleb just responded.
He's like, I didn't watch the episode, but based on steven's analysis it was probably the worst episode ever but yes i do think that there was an hour and 15 that was very very
fun yeah um you know i i understand who's who's the guy wim hof no no that's the breathing guy
no the game of thrones guys i i i empathize with them now what it... It's hard to land the plane. It's like Ozarks.
Yeah, whoa.
Dude.
Good show, bad ending.
Dude.
I'm not giving anything away.
That's what he's saying.
That literally was just fucking released
like four days ago.
Bad ending doesn't mean anything.
Well, it means the ending was bad.
God damn it.
You can't spoil four days after Netflix releases it.
Technically, he didn't tell you what happened.
I didn't tell you what happened.
I know, but that's...
Rico's the villain now.
You had time to watch.
Rico's the villain.
I have not had time.
Are you doing working?
Literally.
It got released on Friday.
I was at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night.
I was at office last night.
You could have watched.
I was watching.
Playoffs. You could have watched programs. I was watching playoffs.
You could have watched programs. I can't believe you just did that.
Everyone L Rico.
You could have watched pro.
They already are.
You got them.
No, people like that.
I think that's one of the positives that's come out of this is that people enjoy Jerry and Rico in this setting.
And I think you guys should, you know, when we can get you in the mix, we should get you in the mix.
You guys normally suck.
Yeah, you guys normally are terrible.
That's a good career model.
I'll pay my own way, fly out to Chicago, do it once a month,
maybe get like $100.
I'll live high living.
Can I say something right now?
I think Rico's going to move.
Why don't you bring up that text I sent you last night?
What was it?
Did you hear the conversation they had on Pick Central?
No, I think Rico's going to move.
Well, they're arguing over which one's going to be the
big dog at New York headquarters next year.
Jerry looked at me yesterday.
He just looked around the whole office. He goes,
I think I'm going to take this thing over.
Yeah, I think Jerry really thinks he's
going to. And then he goes,
Oh, listen, I've been to 30. My train
got to go.
Maybe I've been squeezing people out because I haven't found a running mate.
Yeah.
You guys would go-
You guys would stab each other in the back so fast.
So fast.
No.
What were you telling me about Rico last night?
What did I say?
You know what you're saying.
You told me yesterday you've already passed him as a personality.
That's what he does, Rick.
You know us. Like that. Yeah. All yesterday you've already passed him as a personality. That's what he does, Reed. You know us.
Like that.
Yeah.
All right, so.
Who initiated you?
So, I am actually considering because we do have.
I wasn't too hard on the hazing.
Just had to pick up a couple of parking tabs at the Jersey house.
It's crazy.
I didn't take any blood.
Nothing.
I remember when Jerry parked in that handicapped spot that didn't.
That was such.
Oh, my God.
Such.
We tell that story on here?
Yeah, we did it on here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jerry just being like, they towed me after sitting at the Hoboken house for seven hours,
and he sent me a picture.
It was just the most blatant handicapped spot of all time.
Fucking bullshit.
Basically, a person in a wheelchair sitting on the spot.
I'm so uncomfortable right now.
Well, because you've been eating.
Everything is so tight.
You're in your school clothes. Yeah, you've been eating. Everything is so tight. You're in your school clothes.
Yeah, you've been eating McDonald's. You just ate $30 worth of McDonald's. $18.
You should have seen it. Content Kim's
husband, also known as Alex Bennett's dad,
walked in.
He's in the office today. I went up,
introduced myself. He goes
over to Jerry. Jerry shakes his
hand and then immediately just takes out
a sleeve of fries. He's like, you want one? My hands were so greasy. I saw a Jerry shakes his hand and then immediately just takes out a sleeve of fries.
He's like, you want one?
My hands were so greasy.
I saw a man shaking his hand.
He's like, dress so proper.
He's wearing like golf clothes.
That's like proper.
That's proper.
He's wearing like a pullover.
He's dressed proper.
I agree with you.
No, he's a good guy to know.
You can tell that's a guy that has his shit together.
He has some connections for sure.
Yeah.
Hopefully we could be slinging Oklahoma City tickets a couple years and they board this
place up.
Yeah.
I texted Rico last night.
I said to him, I'll read you the text.
I says, you know what I said to you.
You know what he said, Rico.
Shit.
I said, we were just chatting back and forth and I said, you'll end up in Chicago.
Just watch.
That's what I said. Wow. Yeah, no, he will. It i said you'll end up in chicago just watch that's what i said wow and it's funny no he will it's funny you said it's funny he said you brought that up
he's gonna go to chicago yeah i i just 100 and so are you oh no i'm not yeah yeah yeah i'll die in
that city they'll kill me no they won't they'll kill me killed here eventually i won't i mean
here and like to try state here no we were having a funny discussion how in Jerry's world,
Justin Fields is a bad guy for not taking a picture with Jersey Jerry.
Big Ben is a great guy.
Yeah.
In Jerry's world.
I mean, I don't want to say the wrong things here
But you know
You have that option
No
Jerry's the only person
In the history of Barstool
Where if someone
Like someone hit me up
From Chicago Radio
And was like
Can we get Jersey Jerry's number
We want to have him on air. And I said, no.
I was like, I know Jerry.
And you know you. Yeah, I know me.
That would have been bad. Yeah.
You need tape delay.
Yeah, no, it wouldn't have worked. Or tape delay.
I was saving you from you.
I remember the whole situation happened and I
was texting you damn back and forth.
And I was like, hey, what if I
send this tweet? And you were like, that's a very bad tweet.
That one will get you very, very, very much in trouble.
All right, so I'm hoping the wheel has justice for me.
Again, people are here.
What if Saturday night on the Canelo B-Vol pay-per-view
we just start the show
with a video of number 7.
I thought you were going to say a wheel.
Gotta buy it. Who knows?
I don't know.
It could be anything.
How much money do you think you can make if
you had suspect 7
and you had the video and you said
hey, purchase this. How much money do you think you can make? I don't think that much. make if like you you had like number suspect seven and you had the video and you said hey
purchase this how much money you think you can make i don't think that much i think two people
i mean we're still at 1999 at the end of the day we're talking about a poop on a toilet i will sell
that video right now i got offers for 50 bucks in my idea did you yeah it's a very funny video
some kid messaged me hey jersey jerry if it was blank this person don't respond i got that a lot too
i responded immediately yeah yeah i didn't respond somebody would pay 50 to find out who
left a dribble of shit on the toilet seat it was more than a dribble i'd say he's a dribble
also i'm just all right this is the last i'll say of it uh if you pay attention to the act you know
who it is and let's just leave
it at that let's leave it at that it's not a woman that's as definitive as I can get on everything
else is everything else you if you put together two things like if you go one plus one equals two
you got it and then we just move away from it because we don't want to touch that anymore
not to be as wise as Yoda to figure it out. Exactly. And I thought it was still a good show, and I thought the ending was tough.
I got to do better at my endings.
Boy, the journey to get there was tough.
It was fun.
I had fun.
I mean, I got lost in the investigation world.
I haven't slept the last two weeks.
Probably a little too lost.
Probably too lost.
Is that a passion of yours that you've been wanting to follow?
No, not really.
I think I've handed in my gun and my badge.
I'm done.
I don't have the heart.
I'd love to see you walk away.
I would do the like.
You don't think there's opportunity on the table for case season three with Dan Katz?
No, I think I would find out who it is and then I'd be like, oh, shit.
I like that person.
Don't want him to go to jail.
Investigating like a Mountain West quarterback.
Yeah, let's pretend this never happened.
Okay.
Should we spin the wheel?
I think there's ever a day that the wheel lands on wet.
Today.
And the crowd would go wild.
Yep.
It is today.
Quigs.
Quigs is commenting L.
Quigs put an L on the chat. What the fuck, Quigs. Quigs is commenting L. Quigs put an L in the chat.
What the fuck, Quigs?
Sad to see his hard work go wasted.
I think Owen put L's in the chat yesterday.
I guess I'll just say one last, last thing.
Oh, we're done.
No, no, no.
One last, last thing.
All right.
If you are a fan of the Yak.
Thank you.
And you can figure it out.
You figured it out.
If you haven't figured it out, at some point in the next let's
say three months there'll be more clues that will will easily give it away that you just have to pay
attention for and that's that it's a wrap and that's a wrap there was the one the thing that
made me laugh the most was the one guy who's like tired uh unsubscribing, wired, subscribing,
so they get to $100,000 or 100,000 subs,
so Big Cat just gets drunk and blurts it out.
Because I was that close to blurting it out sober.
Oh, yeah, I will.
When we do the case race, it's going to be a wrap.
I'll fucking put – we'll break down the video back and forth.
The faster they do the case race, the faster they come out.
Yeah, no, we'll have that thing like the Zapruder.
We'll just be fucking – I'll be breaking it down like all 22.
Steven, what's up?
We haven't seen you in like three days.
You were at your little sales conference on Monday.
How did you think I did on my Q&A?
You did great.
You did great.
Give me a shout out, which I appreciated.
What did I even say?
You said I was going to crush same game parlays next year.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you did great. I think you answered a lot of – I don't want to say same-game parlays next year? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you did great.
I think you answered a lot of, I don't want to say hard-hitting questions,
but you answered a lot of good questions that were in-depth
and gave people insight that don't necessarily have that window into you a lot.
For people that don't know, Big Cat did a, I don't know,
20, 25-minute Q&A with Erica for the whole sales org
and affiliate orgs that were there.
That's exciting.
And was very insightful.
Yeah, and then Hank followed him up.
Yeah.
That was the picture I showed of Suit Hank.
That was crazy.
The whole world in the palm of his hands.
I've never seen Hank more uncomfortable than when you were about to watch him do a presentation.
Oh, yeah.
He was so mad.
He has to leave.
Because I pulled out my phone.
Yeah, he knew right away.
Yep.
Yeah, worlds colliding.
You satisfied with that presentation, Jerry?
How many ads came out from friend to Jerry? I know you right away. Yep. Yeah, worlds colliding. You satisfied with that presentation, Jerry? How many ads came out from friend to Jerry?
I know you're concerned.
Yeah, just been getting a lot of DMs on my Instagram.
They want to watch the show.
I send them up to sales, but we get no response.
I don't know if it's-
The comment, Jerry?
Jerry's going to be the hamburger king of the world.
I gave the guy to send it to.
Huh?
I gave Jerry the guy to send it to.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's what they all said.
Was it 1-800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF?
No, I mean, I don't do sales.
I would hand it off to him.
I heard you sent him to Resnick.
Is that true?
The only guy.
Thank you.
Wait, you said you hated him?
I absolutely hated him.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
I just knew it.
My angle was he didn't work here.
That's all.
I liked Resnick.
Now, yeah, enough time. I've't know that. I just knew it. My angle was he didn't work here. That's all. I like Dresdick. Now, yeah, enough time.
I've told enough people.
He's one of the only people that I ever worked with in my career that I hated.
What?
Hated.
Wow.
And Steve and Che both hate the same guy?
Yeah.
If he is listening, fuck you.
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
Damn.
I didn't know this.
What's this guy?
Can I give you a little tidbit?
I can't say how I got it, but I do know that he was going to graduate classes,
and when they introduce yourself.
Let's not just totally ruin this guy.
You know what?
He was Suspect 7, Resnick.
It's not a harmful.
In the beginning, they say, say what you work for, right?
So it's like, you know, IBM.
He would say Barstool.
As the class went on, or like the next semester of the class, I worked for a media company.
Wait, who told you this?
A 100% certifiable lock source.
Wow, what a source.
I like Dresnick.
I don't know.
I had no problem with him.
I didn't know there was beef.
That's fucking hilarious.
I don't think Steven –
I just met somebody who didn't work here.
How long ago was this guy? I should have said Matt Browning.
He left.
What did he paint
your wife's fences?
No, no, definitely not.
No, he was he was
very nice for those
that he was supposed
to be nice to.
Oh, we got a lot of those.
A lot of those.
Brandon Walker's one of those.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
That's the Walker model.
Matt Browning got me
Boston Gold for free.
I said, hey, Matty,
give me a login.
So you were stealing from the company.
Oh, my God.
You just admitted to it.
That's probably why Barstool Gold didn't work.
I was getting paid.
Oh, yeah, Rico probably shared it with all of Staten Island.
Oh, come on.
The whole fucking rock had Barstool Gold
for free.
Did all your top riders get the log in?
No.
I remember they showed me a map, and it was like,
the city had a bunch of Barstool Gold,
and the rock was just a black hole.
The heat map.
One little dot.
All right, let's spin the wheel.
Let's spin the wheel.
Spin it.
Spin that shit.
That was a good show.
That was all right. That was all right.
Okay.
All right.
Will takes care of us.
Do the people want me to do an extra spin just for myself?
Yeah, probably.
Now that you said it out loud, I can't imagine they're going to say no.
All right, go ahead.
Spin it for just myself.
This has nothing to do with anyone else but me.
And don't erase it. Don't erase the ahead. Spin it for just myself. This has nothing to do with anyone else but me. And don't erase it.
Don't erase the spot.
Oh, wow.
The wheel's really taking care of you.
The wheel is just.
Yeah.
I feel like it always lands on dry.
Well, we had a run there where it was landing on shit every day.
I'm happy that happened because if you are a true Yak fan, you know the wheel is just.
Yep.
And so the wheel is basically telling
me that I did nothing wrong. Like the end of the last
duel. The right decision
for everyone. And tomorrow
you're probably fucked, Brandon.
Oh yeah, you're leaving, Dan.
Yeah, I'm leaving tonight. Friday we have a great
taped episode. Why didn't you get the invite, Brandon?
Huh? Why didn't you get the invite? I've never been involved
in the fight. Oh really? The fighting and shit?
I thought that was your speed. That works.
I do fake fighting. It's like Good Will Hunting.
He's gonna come in one day.
He's practicing.
I've never been part of the fight
coverage, so there's no reason for me to go to the fight
coverage. Oh, I didn't know.
I thought that was your speed.
It feels like you're taking a little shot at me.
You friggin' do the wrestling stuff.
Yeah, that's true.
Wrestling's fake fighting.
This is real, man.
That's what I just said.
But it is real, man.
It's just, you know, stage fighting.
Better real.
How more murder is in wrestling than boxing, I would say.
I don't think that's accurate.
Murders, yes, that's 100% accurate.
You can point at one.
Chris Benoit.
That's one.
Jimmy Snuka. I think I That's one. Jimmy Snuka.
Jimmy Snuka.
That was never proven.
He was never charged.
Yeah.
What about the guy who was killed in Puerto Rico?
Yeah, Bruiser Brody.
Yeah, Bruiser Brody.
Eddie Guerrero's doctor.
Eddie Guerrero's doctor.
What?
No.
None of these things are real.
The Benoit one, yes.
But there's been boxer murderers.
That was a lot of murder. There's been boxer murderers. That was a lot of murder.
There's been boxer murderers. That was an accident. That could have happened to anybody
who was rappelling from the ceiling. How come it never happened to Sting? What about, wait,
didn't Miss Elizabeth, no, not Miss Elizabeth. Miss Elizabeth was my parents' neighbor. Macho
Man's wife. Yeah. Randy Pacho. No, who is Val Venis's?
Poffo.
Played for the Reds.
Poffo.
Who's Val Venis's?
Got his dick cut off.
Who's Val Venis's wife?
You never had one.
No.
Sable?
In real life.
I don't remember.
Ray Mysterio killed a guy.
No, he did not.
That was in a ring.
It was not Ray Mysterio.
John Cena.
I love Ray Mysterio.
John Cena has been around a lot of kids that have died.
Because he's a make-a-wish.
These things are all true.
He's a make-a-wish legend.
Stating facts here for the people.
John Cena really probably could just kill a kid and get away with it.
I mean, yeah, he's beloved.
Yeah, he could go into the rooms.
Oh, the kid was dead when I got there. Sorry.
The guy is...
Who's got a better Q on the Rock? No one's got a better go into the rooms. Oh, the kid was dead when I got there. Sorry. The guy is, who's got a better Q?
Oh, no, The Rock.
No one's got a better rating than The Rock.
Brandon said he's the best trajectory in history of entertainment, The Rock.
Started out as a Miami football player, won a national title,
then became the man in wrestling, and then became the most famous movie actor in the world.
You like him, Brandon?
He's my favorite human being.
Really?
Yeah.
And he's a good actor? He's fine actor of the world. You like him, Brandon? He's my favorite human being. Really? Yeah. And he's a good actor?
He's fine.
Yeah.
What was your mindset when you saw he replied to a wrestling tweet?
It was pure unadulterated joy.
What did he reply to?
Nick had a wrestling tweet.
So it wasn't even your tweet?
It wasn't my tweet.
It doesn't count.
It was a clip of you.
It was a clip of me talking about The Rock.
And then he replied to it.
And then Nick made me reply, please come on the show.
And I felt like a little bitch.
Oh, I think you can say that.
Yeah, but I didn't want to.
I was like, just let it live on its own.
What's your take on that, Dan?
If famous people are obviously on Twitter, but their DMs are closed,
what's your take on reaching out to them?
Like, hey, would you want to come on my show?
Is that a bit too much?
No, I don't think so. Jerry, you reach out to everybody, don't you?
Can you read your Max Homa?
Yeah. Do you ever respond?
I wish I had what you got, Jerry. You just reach
out to nobody. I thought this was a good message
to Max. Yeah, it was.
Max, not Matt. I said Max.
Matt. It's Max Homa.
It's Matt Homa.
Oh, well, his name is Max on here. It's his nickname. Oh. So what did you say? Well, I said, hey, though. It's Max Homa. It's Matt Homa. Matt Homa. Oh, well, his name is Max on here.
It's his nickname.
Oh.
So what did you say?
Max Homa Max.
Well, I said, hey, Max.
Oh, well, then he's of course not going to reply.
You can call him by his name.
I said, hey, Max, Jersey Jerry here, friend of the program, friend of the big cat.
I'm available.
Wait, wait, wait.
Time, time, time, time.
Friend of the big cat?
Yeah.
Wait, friend of the program?
What program?
Off program.
What?
Just golf?
Golf.
Golf in general? Yeah. So just a friend? Your friend of golf? Her friend of the program, what program? Off program. What, just golf? Golf, yeah. Golf in general?
Yeah.
So just a friend of golf?
Your friend of golf.
Your friend of golf.
Yeah.
All golfers.
Yeah.
All right, continue.
Said, hey, Max, Jerry's Jerry here, friend of the program, friend of the Big Cat.
I'm available for caddy work.
For you, I do a huge discount, usually charge $100 for 18 holes.
But for you, $65.
I still haven't come across a green I can't read or a ball I can't find.
65 is good.
Imagine Jerry on his bag for the Masters.
Unbelievable.
He wins, and Max is like, well, you said 65 bucks.
Yeah.
You know what the cut would be if he did win?
I don't know.
It would be like, I think it's like...
7% right?
Is it 7? I thought it's 10.
I think for something like that it might be 10.
So you have like...
I love you telling a pro golfer that your skill
is finding lost golf balls.
You're going to have to worry about it
very much with that guy.
Great deal. Even easy day.
Look at that. That's when Jerry got canceled though. with that guy. And a great deal. Even easy day. Look at that.
That's when Jerry got canceled, though.
Yeah, take that down.
That was a bad day.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not going to say anything.
Send it back to Max and say Matt.
I think he'll answer.
All right, I'll just text him, like, Matt with them with the asterisk.
Okay, yeah, good, good, Good. Matt, sorry. No disrespect
meant.
Oh, man.
I didn't know his name was Matt. Wow.
One
T. I just said
two T's.
Are you serious? I'm switching
it. Yeah, switch it.
There you go.
I got it. Thank God we got that. What are you Instagram DM them? No, his Twitter. There you go. I got it.
Thank God we got that.
What, did you Instagram DM them?
No, his Twitter DMs was open.
You're big on the gram, though.
I like Instagram a lot.
You got that badge.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good badge to have, you know?
So, tomorrow.
I never called Nick Mangold. Son of a bitch. I feel so bad. Should I call him, Dan? Yeah. I think called Nick Mangold.
Son of a bitch.
I feel so bad.
Should I call him, Dan?
Yeah.
I think you should call him.
I feel so fucking bad.
What were you supposed to call him about?
Ah, something...
I think he's gonna get some work done.
He wanted me to work for him.
Hey, call me.
I don't got his number.
Oh, gosh.
Shit.
This is awkward.
Angle?
I can call him right now.
I got his number.
Yeah, we can call him.
Call him from the booth. Are you still gonna renovate my bathroom for me? Yeah, I'm down. For sure. A hundred percent. I can call him right now. I got his number. We can call him from the booth.
Are you still going to renovate my bathroom for me?
Yeah, I'm down for sure, 100%.
I'd do it for you.
You can renovate a bathroom?
A man can do anything.
I can renovate everything.
Marty came over to my house.
He's seen everything I did.
How does that have to do with your renovation?
He renovated his mom's house.
How do you know?
Oh, that's a good point.
I guess he just believed him.
I'm just asking. I guess he just believed him. Whatever.
I'm just asking.
I want...
All right.
I literally sent a live video to Marty when I was working on my mom's...
And where's the live video?
Marty's phone, probably, or my phone.
Jerry, I want one of those tubs where the water falls down from the ceiling.
That's classy.
You do that?
It's classy.
That's nice.
I actually didn't even like that.
Oh, it made a terrible sound.
Yeah, it's loud.
Very weird.
Matt Homa, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
So funny.
I just texted
Matt and I asked him if he would respond.
We'll see.
Might hit you for that bathroom work.
Yeah, I mean, no.
We might need this one renovated pretty soon.
I know Dave's been having a really hard time building his house, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think he's been having a hard time.
Oh, what if that, yeah, if you went down there?
Just need a few weeks down in Miami.
A little reno job?
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Permits are tough to get by.
Now, do you do?
Yeah, I'm not a permacist.
Yeah, I was going to say, you don't seem like a permacist to me.
The union?
Yeah.
Dan, you know I'm a union.
For little jobs.
You know I'm a union.
For little jobs.
What do you mean for little jobs? Like if you had a little job, like a little thing. You know I'm a unionist. For little jobs. What do you mean for little jobs?
If you had a little job, like a little thing, maybe you're building a deck.
All right.
Who'd you hire?
You mean a couple of my buddies?
Is it a non-union, guys?
No, they're all union.
All right, Jerry.
So I need a 16 by 20 deck built on the back of my house.
16 by 20?
Sure. What's that going to cost me? I mean, I'm need a 16 by 20 deck built on the back of my house. 16 by 20? Sure.
What are you getting?
What's that going to cost me?
You want me to help?
I mean, I'm not a deck guy.
Lumbas through the roof.
You want me to help?
More of like a bathroom kitchen.
All right, I need a new clawfoot tub in my bathroom.
Oh, the clawfoot.
That's classic.
A clawfoot tub in my bathroom.
And I need one of those fancy faucets.
What are we talking about there?
In your bathroom?
Yeah.
What's the nicest bathroom?
That I've ever done?
Yeah.
I want to be able to fuck my wife in my bathtub.
Whoa.
Make that happen.
My bathroom downstairs.
Can you Google the nicest bathrooms, TJ?
I mean, obviously.
I want to see if you could do one of those.
No, dude, definitely not.
Why?
The nicest, but a nice.
No, I want the nicest.
I want Jerry to make the nicest bathroom.
You know, because you're making fun of me.
I'm not making fun of you.
No, you are.
No, you are.
You are.
No, I'm not.
He doesn't respect labor.
Look at that.
Look at that bathroom.
Can you do that bathroom?
I'm making a mockery on this show.
I don't think I'm making a mockery.
You know what it is, Jerry?
I'm making a mockery.
Jerry, you're sitting with two millionaires.
They got city hands.
I'm not making a mockery.
They've been counting money their whole life.
Yep.
I'm not making a mockery.
Let me see.
Show me.
I grew up in a trailer. Show me what you did. I'll not making a mockery. Let me see. Show me. I grew up in a trailer.
Show me what you did. Marty's phone
doesn't even work anymore.
Call Marty? Yeah.
Marty just doesn't want to talk to you. They got phones on that
trip. I can call Nick Terani right now.
Has he been screening you? Yeah.
Why? He's not answering. He's doing a challenge
today. Dude, he's a piece of shit because
Oh, I like this. No, because
he doesn't answer my phone call for a couple days, right? And then all of a sudden, he's a piece of shit because... Oh, I like this. No, because... He's been Resnick. He doesn't answer my phone call for a couple days, right?
And then all of a sudden, he's like, yo, who pooped?
And I was like, yo, send me 500.
And he's like laughing my ass off.
And he's like, by the way, you do whack that driver.
I said, don't try to butter me up, Marty.
He was like, oh, I was being serious.
Jerry, they're probably on a challenge.
No, that's disrespectful. I always reply to you, Jerry. Always was like, oh, I was being serious. Jerry, they're probably on a challenge. No, that's
disrespectful. I always reply to you, Jerry.
Always. What's on?
What do you have that save does? Nick.
Nick.
Who's calling? Nick.
Hey, we got Jerry here
for you. Perfect.
Jerry. Oh, hey, Nick. What's going
on? Hey, I'm so sorry.
I forgot to get back to you. I've just been so busy. But hey, hey, Nick. What's going on? Hey, I'm so sorry. I forgot to get back to you.
I've just been so busy.
But, hey, yeah, I wanted to chat.
You had a question?
Do you need a bathroom done or anything like that, a kitchen?
No, no.
I'm worried about these caddying services.
I've got a couple of member guests coming up.
Okay.
I want to see if you're available.
I'm available.
I'm available for sure, 100%.
Did you give him the discount too?
Yeah, $65 for 18 holes.
$65 for 18.
I think we can nail that back a little bit.
Oh, don't do this, Sherry.
Sherry, I signed a few max deals, Nick.
Do this, Sherry.
Next thing you know, you're going to be caddying for free.
What is Nick Mangold?
You signed a few max deals, Nick.
Future Hall of Famer, Sherry.
Do it, Sherry. Listen, for you, because I want to max deals, Nick. Future Hall of Famer, Jerry. I know.
Listen, for you,
because I want to meet you,
I'll do 60,
but that's it.
That's the best.
Perfect.
That's the best, Jerry.
When is this going to be?
When do you want to do it, Nick?
It'll be this spring.
Oh, hell yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I'm down.
Just so you know,
I usually charge
$100 an hour,
but you get a discount
for sure.
$100 an hour?
I mean $100, $118, $118.
You carrying both bags?
Yeah, dude.
I'll walk the whole shit.
No problem.
I bet Nick Mangold's got a heavy-ass bag.
Oh, for sure.
Of course.
You got to have a tour bag.
Nick, are you going to have Jerry remake your bath?
I mean, depending on what you guys do with the case race at the house, I might
need his services. That actually would be
funny if we did
a simultaneous case.
Now, you guys don't ever do anything.
We're going to fucking do it. A simultaneous
case race where Jerry had
to race to see if he could renovate all of Nick
Mangold's bathroom. Before he gets drunk?
No, while we do
the race. Who finishes first?
That's so funny.
You can cut corners.
No, but he gets to match as many guys.
So how many guys in the case race?
Yeah, that's true.
You get a whole crew.
He gets his part of his crew.
Union or non-union?
I'll go down, help out.
This guy I would call non-union for sure.
Oh, Jerry.
I mean, I have to.
I'll hold a pail.
I'll put a big rat outside Nick's house.
I'll hold a pail. I'll help you out.
Don't bring that rat
to my house.
Alright, well, Nick, we'll talk when we get to
100,000. We're in.
Yeah, talk to me. Alright, love it. Thanks, Nick.
Take it easy, Nick. I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Thanks, guys. Have a good one. Alright, see ya.
You never met Nick? No. Great guy. Best guy.
Yeah, he's cool as hell. He always talks to me
on Twitter and stuff. The message
he gave me was like, I thought he wanted
a bathroom done because... What was the message he said?
He was like...
We need to start pushing
Nick to be a Hall of Famer because
he actually borderlined a Hall of Famer. Wait, he's
not a Hall of Famer? No.
I think it's hard for all...
But he was the best center. I know, but it's hard for linemen
who don't win Super Bowls and that bullshit.
But he definitely was the best in the league.
He was like between decades.
I'll delete that because he was drafted, I think, like 06.
Yeah.
We got to get that.
But he was the best center in football for almost 10 years.
Yeah, he deserves the Hall of Fame.
That's a crime.
Well, we should start pushing it.
I asked him about it.
He said he was like one or two All-Pros short from the required.
So he could be.
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets in at all,
but I think it could be a little bit of a wait just because there's a lot.
The fact that they limit the amount of people that gets in.
Right.
It's definitely going to be one of them.
Like you said, he's one or two All-Pros short.
That changes, though.
If no linemen do it in the next – whatever.
It's like baseball.
Well, it's also one of those things that once you get the storyline going,
that's the big part.
Like, you know, in ten years when you get people talking about it
and the storyline starts getting going,
that's when people start to pay attention.
Let's see.
Seven-time pro bowl or two-time first-team all pro.
So, yeah, Tony Buscelli was five-time proler, two-time first-team All-Pro. So, yeah, Tony Buscelli was five-time Pro Bowler, three-time first-team All-Pro.
He was like a – he's almost a special exception because he was a very short career.
And in that time – same thing with, like, Kurt Warner.
Like, short career, but, like, did a lot in that very short time.
Mangold played, what, 10, 11 years?
So he's getting penalized for playing longer?
Almost, yeah.
That's a shame.
It is a shame.
I want to be there.
I want to be there in Canton. He's my friend. Great player. Good guy. Good – really good guy., yeah. That's a shame. It is a shame. I want to be there.
I want to be there in Canton.
He's my friend.
Great player.
Good guy.
Good, really good guy. First-round pick as a center.
Hall of Fame human being.
Great guy.
When did you meet him?
Who?
Angle.
Like a million times?
He comes in here a lot.
50 times?
He listens to the show.
Yeah, I knew that.
I've been here three years.
He thinks he's the only one who knows him.
Just checking.
I've been here three, five.
Just checking.
How much was your contract, Brandon? Brandon wasn't at that. Just checking. Just checking. How much was your contract, Brandon?
Brandon wasn't at that.
Three mil.
You asked me this yesterday.
I'm not going to tell you.
Three mil.
Yes, nicely.
Can we do hot or cold?
Yeah, let's do hot or cold.
Come on, Brandon, just hot or cold.
Yes, nicely.
Harry, you're not going to make what I make.
Yes, nicely.
You know what I'm doing with my next contract, Dan?
He told me this. One dollar over? No, better. I'm going to say, hey, Yes, nicely. You know what I'm doing with my next contract, Dan? He told me this. One dollar over?
No, better. I'm going to say,
hey, Dave, listen.
For the record, I have no idea what Brandon makes.
Three million. Just make me
one penny over what he makes. One penny?
Okay, we'll start.
A hundred thousand.
Old.
Cold. Three mil.
No, no, no. He's not hot.
He's not warm.
No warm.
Okay.
Let's do 600,000.
I still say that's cold.
How long was your deal?
How long was your deal?
Three year?
Or four year?
I don't know.
Was there any options?
If I had to give one solid guess, this would be my guess.
Brandon Walker got a three year deal for $800,000.
A year?
No, for the three years.
The three years total, $800,000?
You are freezing cold.
Oh.
That's crazy.
Told you.
That is fucking
Brandon we're becoming friends
Yeah what's up
You guys have been enemies
Out of your friends
We respect each other
We have good chemistry now
Yeah
What happened
That got the chemistry
It's a bad vibes guy
You did call that out
Yeah I mean listen
Would I watch a stream with Brandon
No Would I sit next to Brandon No Would I watch a stream with Brandon?
No.
Would I sit next to Brandon?
No.
Friends outside of a stream?
Yeah, for sure.
Why wouldn't you watch a stream with me? It's just a vibe, dude.
Wait, Rico's a good vibes guy?
This is the worst vibes guy in the company.
He's actually the worst vibes person alive.
I could watch a game next to Rico.
But if Rico's Miko, like he just wants...
He just shouts stuff out.
He just wants himself to...
He doesn't want...
Like, I love...
You're messing with the situation.
My favorite...
I was actually re-watching
The March Man.
This one,
Marty's getting so mad
when I was going like this
about the plane.
Yeah, it's like when I...
He's such a...
Marty was being a me guy there
because the bolt in it
helped me go on the plane.
Everyone was rooting for points.
But here's the thing.
Double helped me.
When I think of all the streams
we've done, the best streams are always not the ones where
I have won the biggest bet.
It's when everyone won together.
For sure.
100%.
Jelly, that run, that was friendship.
Yeah.
Miko's not that guy.
Remember even the Jelly game?
He didn't even bet it.
Dan.
You didn't bet Dan.
No.
Jerry.
You didn't have UAB.
You didn't have the UAB in the conference finals. You had just Jelly's points. No. Jerry. You didn't have UAB. I'm going to say about them turning again.
You didn't have the UAB in the conference finals.
You had just Jelly's points.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
You didn't bet.
I think if he had Jelly's points, though, that still makes him part of Team Jelly.
But it's a very much conflicting thing.
I guess.
They're not conflicting, but one could have happened and one could have not.
He could have won and you could have lost, correct?
Right.
And we all could have lost because we all had the game.
What did you all want?
Thank God.
I can't believe you were worth over a million dollars.
I didn't say that.
You don't know which way he was cold.
I didn't say that at all.
You have no idea which way you were cold.
Also, get out of my pockets, Jerry.
I'm not.
I'm just going to look at another man's money.
I've got to get a feel for this.
Why?
I haven't been in this industry long.
I don't need to ask Rick or Marty their salary.
Don't be coming up the big mouth.
Are you trying to negotiate already?
You've been here for-
Hell no.
I'm trying to be Brandon Walker.
You know what I tell everybody?
Find out what Ben Hitz is making.
I don't care how big or how small I get.
When I sign a deal, I don't renegotiate because I signed that deal.
Nobody signed it for me.
I stick to my contract.
And I said that from day one.
I told Dave that in the office.
You mark my words.
Within these two years, I will never ask you for a renegotiation.
I'll renegotiate that motherfucker in a week.
He did it once a week.
Okay, so what?
No.
It doesn't matter.
No, no, no.
Follow me here.
Stand by my word.
What if I wanted to sign you to a deal? No. Well, no, no. Follow me here. Stand by my word. What if I wanted to sign you to a deal?
No.
Well, you work here.
Oh, I know.
But when your deal parcels up, I want to sign you to just work for me.
Cat management.
Personally.
Cat management.
40-year deal.
40-year deal.
$100,000 a year.
40 years. Fuck no.100,000 a year. 40 years.
Fuck no.
I make over that now.
Yeah, but you get 40 years of knowing that you're going to get it.
I'm surprised.
How?
It's a $4 million deal.
That's a $4 million deal.
I want to lock you in.
40 years?
I want to lock you in for 40 years.
Bobby Bonilla deal.
From what I've learned from you in the last three minutes, that you never renegotiate a deal,
I would like to lock you in.
And if you want to throw in your son, too, I'll take him. Right. But you can never renegotiate. You can never renegotiated. I would like to lock you in. And if you want to throw in your son, too, I'll take him.
Right.
So you can never renegotiate.
You can never renegotiate.
However, you want to do a 99-year deal between you and your son, you'll finish it out?
We'll definitely finish it out.
Okay.
Think about it.
That's just the opening offer.
You can negotiate 40 years.
I'd like to sign you for 40 years.
Negotiation with Dave was hard.
He's a hard negotiator. I mean, Dave was hard. He's a hard negotiator.
I mean, I was there.
It was not hard at all.
I took a minute and a half.
It's tough. He's a tough negotiator.
I'll say that.
Rico's a different camp.
Made me storm out a few times.
Are we going to renegotiate when Pickham starts?
When's your negotiation? I think we have to.
You haven't had the summer squeeze out yet.
I'm not doing that again. Come on. It doesn't like Rico anymore. I think we have to. Yeah, I think we have to. Well, you haven't had the summer squeeze out yet. Yeah, that's true.
We're not again.
Come on.
He doesn't like Rico anymore.
I can see that.
I don't know what I did.
I knew it.
Don't you have a lifetime deal?
Like, no matter what?
Yes, he does.
He's testing it.
There's only a few people who have lifetime deals.
So he thinks he's getting fired every other day.
Yeah.
Yeah, I always get that call from Rico, like, hey, what's up, Brie?
Well, have you started looking for a job yet?
No.
He's like, well, give it a year.
You'll see.
So positive, that Rico.
Crazy.
He's always so positive.
All right, what else we got going on?
Now that we've played that game.
How's the chat doing TJ
are they back to normal
they're getting there
they like that you did a second wheel spin
yeah
I think they wanted you to get wet though
I know they wanted to but the wheel is just
we can't say the wheel is just one time
and then it's unjust the next
the wheel has agreed with all my decisions
this is going to be one of those moments that in like a year from now is just one time and then it's unjust the next. The wheel has agreed with all my decisions.
This is going to be one of those moments that in like a year from now,
people are going to be like,
well, you did that day.
I didn't like it, but I respect it.
Integrity in the long term.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, now they're back to hell.
I do appreciate a good troll.
I think they're mad at how much money Brandon makes.
No, we've given away nothing about what I make.
Can I borrow some money?
You've given away nothing about what I make.
He hasn't picked up a lunch in three years.
That's a fact.
That's not a fact at all.
That's a fact.
I used to come in unpaid in the summer with salads.
Okay.
All right.
What do you want?
Spread it around. I got four mouths to feed. Five mouths to feed. W right. What do you want to say?
Spread it around.
I got four mouths to feed.
Five mouths to feed.
Wife doesn't do shit either.
Dan's a spread it around guy.
Jerry's a spread it around guy. I blow through my money.
Spread it around.
You ever get a tap on the shoulder?
Hey, is mozzarella in there?
Is it antipasto?
Any of it from Brandon?
No.
What about me?
Don't do that.
Yeah, you a couple times.
Don't do that.
Don't do it.
He'll say it.
He'll say it, Brandon.
He's going to say it, Brandon.
Remember when Rico, we, oh, I mean, people could have zoomed in on that.
You idiots.
That is.
That is.
TJ, could people zoom in on that?
Congrats.
Congrats. Oh, no, Brandon.
What?
You've showed your phone the way it's facing out.
Good for you.
Give me that now or no?
Good for you, Brandon.
I'm going to have to fucking...
I'm going to have to reveal number seven just to get the heat off.
Rico is sick.
Rico's out of here.
This is amazing.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
Congrats, Brandon.
Good for you, man.
You deserve it.
Rico's got to take a walk.
He's got to take a walk.
Jerry, that is not my salary. Oh, no? No. Oh, you misread it, man. He deserves it. Rico's got to take a walk. He's got to take a walk. Jerry, that is not
my salary.
Oh, you misread it, too.
He misread it as well.
You idiots.
I don't understand it. I thought I got it.
It's like when Rico did the math
wrong and he showed it to me on his calculator
and everyone was like, Rico makes
$400,000 every year
for working like 10 days a year. I've seen that in YouTube comments. Yeah, it's like, that makes $400,000 every year for working like 10 days a year.
I've seen that in YouTube comments.
Yeah, it's like, that's not what you think.
He's really bothered.
He's very bothered.
It's a very fake number I just showed you.
Yeah, you should be like, hey, I think you had that wrong, Rico.
That's just the first year.
No, that's what I said.
It's three.
Look, I put a year.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you put a year?
Yeah, it was a year.
I didn't read that part.
Yeah.
That's great.
That is a fake number, but it's a real number.
Yeah, because I know what it is.
I believe the first part of that, not the last part you just said.
Okay, well, that's also a fake number.
All of that's fake.
That is a fake number.
Everything I showed you is fake.
Higher or lower?
Goddammit, Jerry, I'm not going to tell you how much I make.
All right, all right, no problem.
Jerry, maybe give out your credit card number again.
I'll give out my credit card right now.
If I tell you how much I make?
Just give out the first four numbers.
Oh, I didn't bring my wallet.
Oh, 4750.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
If you want to know for real, I'll have a conversation with you afterwards.
We can go to lunch one day and I'll tell you exactly.
One day, one day, yeah.
Okay.
One day you guys can go.
This is not correct.
No, I could see that being correct, though.
I mean, you're saying it's not correct, but I could see where that would be like.
Yeah, I could see that.
I mean, I do a lot.
I know you do do a lot.
I give you that.
You're a hard worker.
You're late.
Well, anything after 3 o'clock is late to you.
You know, I just.
That's not correct, though, because if that were correct, I'd need a raise.
You know?
But I could say in the last, like, three months, I've definitely been staying until, like, 5, 6, 7.
Last night I was here until 7.
Really?
Doing what?
Shooting the basketball
Yeah
Were you practicing last night?
Yeah, I was
You motherfucker
He was on fire today
Yeah
Because he was practicing all night
Well, that's what
That's legal?
Yeah
You can get good
Jerry, when's the Kentucky Derby show?
Okay, yeah
Can I do an ad for myself? Yeah So, yeah I'm's the Kentucky Derby show? Okay, yeah. Am I doing an ad for myself? Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm doing a
Kentucky Derby show.
I'm recording it today. It's going to drop
Friday night at around 7.
It'll be
on my YouTube, and also
Barstool's going to post it, and
Viva La Stool, and probably the sports
book will post it, too. So it'll be like
a 30 to 45 minute show, me breaking down the horses and giving'll post it to. So it'll be like a 30 to like 45 minute show, me breaking down the horses and like giving
my picks and stuff.
So it'll be interesting.
Yes.
Are you going to take some questions?
Yeah.
You know what?
If whoever's listening, if they want to message me.
Yeah.
People want to tweet you.
Maybe use a hashtag.
Tweet me.
Let's think of a good hashtag.
I usually say more to come a lot.
Jerry's Kids?
No.
The Second Mile?
No.
Hashtag AskJerseyJerry.
No, it's got to be something that's smaller.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Kentucky Jerby?
Kentucky Jerry, maybe? Kentucky Jerry? Yeah, Kentucky Jerby. Kentucky Jerry, maybe.
Kentucky Jerry.
Yeah.
I like that.
Kentucky Jerry.
You know what?
Let's do this.
Oh, what about JD Braska?
Yeah.
JD Braska.
Hashtag JD Braska.
Yeah.
R a S K a hashtag JD Braska.
That's big.
That's big JD right there.
Taking some questions for the Derby and I'll use that hashtag and I'll put them on my show. That's all it right there. Taking some questions for the derby. Use that hashtag.
And I'll put them on my show.
That's all it took to send you to a nap?
It wasn't real.
Hey, you know what?
Think about it.
Maybe we do need to renegotiate.
Yeah, I think so.
It's a great number.
Listen, I'll be honest with you, Rico, because I love you.
They wanted me, because I really do love you.
They wanted me to be like, oh, Jerry, tell them it's fake, please.
It's not fake.
I don't think it's fake.
Without a doubt. I have no doubt. I know we need to it's fake, please. It's not fake. I don't think it's fake. Without a doubt.
I have no doubt.
I know we need to come back on the show.
It's not a full panel.
So I shut my eyes for five minutes.
No, I know for a fact it's real.
I actually think he low-balled it.
I think it's so exuberant.
You got it.
You got it.
Exuberant?
You don't get paid the big bucks.
You don't have that word in your vocabulary.
He didn't want to.
Try it again.
Exuberant?
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Exorbitant.
Big.
J.D. Braska.
We fucking suck, huh, Rico?
I mean, just, you know, look at the future.
I'm going to tweet this right now. When are the future. They're shutting the doors on us.
I'm going to tweet this right now.
When are the questions going to be in?
Send them today before 3 o'clock.
Oh, that's not a lot of time.
Yeah, but the people will watch.
They'll see.
And you know what?
That's crazy, man.
What's crazy?
It's crazy.
It's a fake number.
Stop it.
Yeah, but he works. Rick, he works. He's here fake number. Something. Yeah, but he works.
Greek, he works.
He's here late all the time.
He does the show.
You know what I mean?
Fucking goes to the college football show, does the wrestling, picks central, the yak.
I mean, he's doing a lot of stuff.
You got to take that into account.
Not the best stream guy, but hard work.
Oh, terrible stream guy.
Bottom tier stream guy. I am work. Oh, terrible stream guy. Bottom tier stream guy.
I am not. I have one moment.
And, by the
way, you two skated it on it. I
ate all of that. I ate all of that.
And both of y'all could have been in it. Because you fought
back. I ate all of it. Yeah, I fought back.
We'll fight back next time. Why do you only wave
to the women? That is accurate.
I wave to people I don't see a lot.
Be honest.
She's going into the women. That is accurate. I wave to people I don't see a lot. Be honest. She's going to the bathroom.
That bathroom's forever
tainted, by the way.
I don't know.
There's been a lot of traffic in and out of that bathroom
today. I was thinking about that this morning,
Rico. You know how you like, sometimes I wish they never
picked up that voicemail? Sometimes I
wish I never walked in that bathroom.
Nope.
I did kind of tell you the other night.
Whatever.
I don't regret anything. It was a great show.
Great PowerPoint.
Quigs is a powerpoint.
Now that I know that Quigs can create a PowerPoint
like that, there will be more PowerPoints.
So Quigs?
There will be many more PowerPoints.
No more sleep, Quigs.
That's one guy I want to talk to more.
Yeah, why?
You have that option. Yeah, no more sleep. That's one guy I want to talk to more. Yeah, why?
Just become friends with him. You have that option. He's right over there.
Quigs? Yeah.
Seems like a really good guy, you know.
You want him to make you some videos? No, not even that. See if Matt DM'd you back.
I told him that you DM'd him. He ain't gonna
DM me back, Dan. You don't think so?
No, nothing. He knows the big cat knows you.
He might be on the course right now. He didn't?
No, he's done. Oh. No, no, not he the big cat knows you. He might be on the course right now. He didn't? No, he's done.
Oh.
He's done? No, no, no.
He's done.
It's done.
Five minutes?
It's done.
He ain't going to respond.
Oh, you actually did that.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, it should work.
Maybe.
Let's see.
Yeah, I think he'll.
When did you send the first message?
I think he'll respond.
What's that from?
My shoe just fell off.
Maybe the date's on there.
I don't know.
It said the time, but it didn't say a date.
It was the other day.
You told me you'd done that.
Yeah, like a couple days ago, Dan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why did your shoe come off?
I don't know.
I was playing with it.
DAZN.com slash Barstool is going to be awesome on Saturday night.
Yes.
The whole crew.
Yep.
The whole rough and rowdy crew.
The whole rough and rowdy crew.
Robbie, Dave, and I, and then Caleb and Roan on interviews.
I mean, we talk about it all the time, but Saturday might be one of the best sports days.
It always is.
It's one of my favorite sports days.
The Saturday after Cinco de Mayo, there's always NHL, NBA.
It's even better when it is Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah, NBA, NHL playoffs, Kentucky Derby, and usually a big fight.
Always a big fight.
All day.
All day.
I'm going to also have a can't-lose parlay.
Hell yeah.
For the people.
You're going to watch the Derby in Vegas.
I bet you'll have a good spot to watch it, too.
I think we're...
Elio's a little worried.
He thinks they're watching it for the party.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
I'm worried about being part of the syndicate.
I have a lot of...
Are you scared of the syndicate. I have a lot of... Are you scared of the syndicate?
No, I'm worried because I'm joining LAO and Dave for the first time.
What happens if I lose every single one of my races and they win all their races and they have to pay me money and I look like a schlub?
You can't go into it like that.
But I'm saying that's what's at stake.
All right.
Rico, have you tried to get in the syndicate yet?
No, I can't.
Rico's not a horse guy.
No.
You say that.
He wants to get into it.
Like, you know, let him get into it, Dan.
No, but the thing, like, they're acting like I'm trying to be.
And don't take my friend, don't take my friend's tips and pawn them off as your own.
You know who I'm talking about.
I would do that.
Oh.
Tia!
Oh, no, no, no.
Because I know you already texted him saying, give me everything you got.
That's an aggressive text.
Marique.
Huh.
I just can't have friends.
Oh, that's my friend.
I'm going to have to talk to this friend.
No, that is my friend.
No, but that's my friend.
I know, but I told you, I'm managing that account.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I took you off that account.
All right, fine.
I took you off that account.
What did he say?
I've said I'm never going to bet horses year round.
I don't know enough about it
I can control humans
I can tell you what humans do
I can't do it with animals
I'm fucking around everyone should like horse racing
Once you actually learn how to do it
Derby day I told you half the reason I bought a house
Was to have a fucking party
I love the derby
I'm not going to gatekeep horse racing
It's fun
I've also said I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm just busting balls.
You heard me, but I know how to angle.
All right, let you guys run the show.
I know what to read.
This was a little much to invite yourself to Dave's box.
You know, that's a Jerry thing.
Did you watch the tape?
Jerry said we should do our own video out there.
It'd be a great day.
And then I brought up Tariqo, like, why would we do our own video?
Dave's going.
What are we going to do?
You know what I mean?
Let's go with Dave.
He's not an ass guy.
Huh?
Dave's not an ass guy.
He's never said no to me once.
Oh, he hasn't.
I'm fair.
He never asked to go to a-
The only thing he said no to me, and this is honestly, the only thing Dave has said
no to me is, listen, somebody very powerful messaged me and said, hey, hit up Dave, see
if he'll do an autograph signing for one hour for $100,000 cash.
And I messaged Dave.
I said, hey, Dave, if you want to make $100,000 cash,
this guy is willing to fly from where he lives to Miami.
You sit down for an hour.
You sign autographs for one hour.
That's it.
And he gives you $100,000 cash.
Can you do that for me?
You want it done?
Yeah.
100%.
I don't think I'd get $100,000.
I mean, you'd probably get close to it.
No, I mean, Dave's Dave.
But yes, I will sign.
Yeah, but Dave, I sent Dave the message.
He's like-
You're not going to want to do that.
The day's going to come and you're going to be like, I don't feel like it.
For one hour?
One hour, $100,000 cash.
Just do me a favor and just figure out when you see me losing in gambling, just be like,
hey, you remember that thing?
Let's do it.
I'll remind you.
Yeah.
Done.
Done. If I have a. Yeah. Done. Done.
If I have a bad week, we're in.
Okay, so Dave's only said no to you one time, but how many times has he just not answered
at all?
Dave usually does a good job of answering me.
I mean, there's times where he doesn't, but.
He likes Jerry.
Yeah, he likes me.
He answers.
By the way, I think, is everyone back next week?
I believe
Barstool vs. America gets back on Sunday
But aren't they, are they coming back?
I thought they were doing another
discovering
I think Nick said he was back next week, so we're gonna try to do
something special next week
Monday might have to swirly
Swirly, and then I think we're gonna try, if everyone's back next week
we'll do a draft day
Absolutely, it's been a long time You, we'll do a draft day. Absolutely.
It's been a long time.
You don't want to do a draft?
Try and take next Friday off.
That's going to be a draft.
Okay.
Wow, a lot of J.D. Braskett.
I mean, I'm down to tape a draft.
Good tape a draft.
Good tape a draft.
Have Friday off and promote the hell out of it.
I got to –
I think we should be using –
I think we should be utilizing the tape feature more in the summer on Fridays,
and that way we can also push it.
Like, this Friday's episode will probably screw some people up
because everyone will be back.
Who's not here on Friday?
Who is the one person who wasn't here?
Because Jerry was here.
Sass wasn't here.
Sass wasn't here, yeah.
So we have a taped episode to see who is the king of game shows on this show.
Mm-hmm.
It's a tournament of game shows on Friday.
Oh, yeah.
It was very, very funny.
I will say, I don't remember exactly.
Was it an hour or a little more than an hour?
More than an hour, yeah.
So the tournament of game shows is coming this Friday.
Pre-taped.
Very good episode.
And then tomorrow it's you.
Me and Frank right now.
I'll ask these guys.
I'm going to try to get Rudy.
I'll try to get Kate.
Those are my go-tos.
Rudy and Kate are my go-tos for the act.
Take a day off if you need me tomorrow.
If you don't need me tomorrow.
Oh, you're...
You need to squeeze in a day off?
Want to take a day off?
You have more than three days in a row.
Take a day off?
You have more than three days in a row.
I meant a day off from the yak.
If you don't need me, I won't do it.
I'll be here.
We're friends now, Jerry.
I love your Air Monarchs.
Look at those.
You know, people make fun of these shits, but honestly, they're comfortable.
Why?
Because it's seven and a half?
Yeah.
No, because.
Those look like little, you give your dad those for Christmas tree ornaments.
That's what those look like.
Question, can I, you wear socks?
Yeah.
They're in there?
Okay.
Yeah, of course.
I don't know if it was a frank situation where you just didn't wear socks.
No, I love socks.
Look, you can see them on the side a little bit, right?
You put on Brandon's shoes real quick.
Yeah, I put on my shoes.
No.
Yeah, why not?
So big.
I know.
I'll fucking go right into them.
What is it, left, Brandon?
Clown shoes.
Yeah, go ahead.
What are you, 14?
Huh?
15.
These might be 14.
Oh, that's great.
Sorry.
I think it's a little ironic that you got small feet for a feet guy.
You know, my thing is, you know what they say about small feet, right?
What?
Small socks.
Small socks.
It was a fake number.
It's okay.
Don't let them fucking try to fucking tell you that, Reek.
I know for a fact it's real.
Of course.
They're the freaking first two guys to be like, hey, when he cuts in, just go with it, go with it, go with it.
Nah, I don't do that.
I'm a straight shooter.
Yes, you do.
I'm a straight shooter.
You go with things all the time.
Hey, he's back, Sean?
Oh, never mind.
That's Southwage. Who did you think that was? Sean. Oh, never mind. That's Southwage.
Who did you think that was?
Sean.
Loudfoot.
Sage.
I thought he meant it was $20 Chef.
I was like, nice.
It's been a while.
I can't believe you don't like you.
I didn't think you had hate in your heart, Stephen.
Yeah, that was, we're getting back to that.
I think I was also surprised.
Insane.
I never knew you had it.
There are a lot more.
This is like an Ellen situation where I'm Katy Perry,
and I'm like, Resnick was always nice to me.
Are most of the people you hate Barstool related?
I don't hate anyone.
You just.
Except.
What?
Damn.
Yep.
Just that one person?
Yep.
That's your one hate?
Probably my entire career, honestly.
It's okay with like Bin Laden, Hitler, but residents where you draw the line.
People I work with.
What about Pete?
I like Pete.
Pete and I are friends.
That's bad for you.
Did he ever talk to you like a child?
Pete?
No, I'd smack him around.
Did it to you?
Oh!
Did you fight Pete in Rough and Rowdy?
That's the thing.
I controlled myself.
Because I know he won't accept 100%.
Okay, but you would.
That means that if he accepts, you have to fight him.
Sure. We can get him to accept.
Call him. I'd need a bag. Call him.
Call him. How much could we get Pete to fight?
Fine.
We could pay Pete to fight Jay.
Yeah, no, I know. I might
personally fight him. Wait, are you talking about
all business, Pete? Yeah.
Steven doesn't like him? No, Steven.
What if I go do the autographs and then I use that money to see them fight?
Yeah, this is a...
You got a business going there.
Wow.
What would be...
What's going on here?
Did they just do a Barstool Benchmob in there?
We had the Yak.
It was already planned.
We knew what was going on.
Whoa.
In the reeks.
Oh.
Kind of like catching up.
Got it.
You've missed an episode of Barstool Benchmob for the YAC.
Yeah.
I'm still waiting for the Barstool Benchmob end of the year dinner.
It's bad, yeah.
Are you paying for it?
No, Rico was paid for it last year.
It was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've ever had in my life.
Why?
Because we went to Luger's.
It was a nice dinner.
Rico paid for it.
But then he gave a pump-up speech, and he went around the room like, you got that guest.
I was just like, what is going on right now?
Oh, no.
I think I said-
I was like, where are we?
Is he getting emotional?
No, but he was like-
I think the direct quote was, it was a good year everyone pulled their weight, and Dan
made fun of that.
No, he gave a- he was like, you did a good job.
You, like, I felt like it was like very Michael Scott vibes.
I was like, oh, get me out of here.
I said everyone pulled their weight.
That's funny.
Pete didn't pick up.
I got to do money shots.
I do that at 2-1.
I'm sorry.
Money shots?
Yeah.
That's what Megan makes money.
Because Kelly in Vegas, you know, she takes three days off a week.
Oh.
Whoa, Brandon.
This is a shots fired episode.
With what you showed me, I mean, you're pretty, I think you just passed her.
It's a fake number.
If you guys can get a Brandon Walker type bag, me and Pete, definitely.
Oh, well, we can't get that.
And also you, unfortunately, you agreed to do it without any pay.
Oh, no, the bag is in the thing.
No, no, no, but you said, I said, would you fight Pete?
And you said, yes.
So you're doing it for zero dollars.
No.
I just have to pay Pete.
No.
I would knock the shit out of Pete.
Right.
For zero dollars.
I like that.
No.
You know, you could just do that at the office.
Just knock shit out at one time.
I mean, we all get one.
Satisfaction.
I'd be careful saying that.
Rico, did you see Olin Krutz, former Bear?
Bear for life. One thing before I go. What are you doing? I would hit Pete so hard, I'd fix the saying that. Rico, did you see Olin Krutz, former Bear for Life?
One thing before I go.
What are you doing?
I would hit Pete so hard I'd fix the office's internet.
Oh!
Geez.
Wow.
Wow.
I like this.
What did this guy do?
Former Bear, I mean, great Bear player.
And he choked a co-worker at this new Chicago Sports.
Oh, yeah.
They fired him.
They fired him. They fired him.
I replied.
I was like, was it a high noon can?
Because we can.
Might be an opportunity there.
A lot of people saw that downfall.
They didn't see the lead up.
You know what I'm saying?
We've talked.
Are you still seeing a therapist?
The lead up isn't.
I took a little bit of a break.
You need to go back.
The lead up.
Why?
Hailed in comparison.
You think you're fixed?
I'm repaired.
I was running all right
without the...
I don't think you're fixed.
You're not fixed.
You're repaired.
I don't...
This is...
You'll never fix it.
This is like putting
a piece of tape
over the check engine light.
Right.
You're ignoring the wrong...
I think there's going to blow up.
I think they fixed...
Imagine me taking a day off
from my sobriety.
Imagine that.
Oh, it just couldn't... It wouldn't work. Be done. You basically just day off from my sobriety. Imagine that. Oh, it wouldn't work.
Be done.
You basically just duct taped the mirrors back on the car.
No, the car's fixed enough that the lights aren't turning on.
Like, the light is not turning on of the check engine.
Okay.
I think it's still dangerous to drive.
I don't think it passes inspection.
Yeah, listen.
Nope, I don't think you get your tags.
There's Meatball Molly.
Yeah. When an accounting firm takes its place over, yeah, I don't think you get your tags. When, you know, when... There's Meatball Molly. Yeah.
When an accounting firm takes this place over,
yeah, I'm probably going to have to go back.
You want to grab her or you want to end the show?
No, no, we're going to...
She's going to come on PMT.
Okay.
Nice.
All right.
Let's end the show.
Tomorrow, it will be Brandon, Frank...
And a crew.
And a crew. I think like seven people. I like a smaller crew, like five be Brandon, Frank. And a crew. And a crew.
I think like seven people.
I like a smaller crew, like five or six, yeah.
Okay.
And then Friday will be all of us together, pre-taped King of the Game shows.
Yep.
And then Monday, we'll all be back.
And please, please, please buy the fight.
It's going to be great.
And also, like, you know, it does help us.
You know, I've given this speech before, but these type of things can unlock big things where we don't have to travel as much.
And, you know, it'll be awesome.
I think it's going to be a great night.
It's going to be a great fight.
It's going to be a great fight anyway without us.
But then you get the added bonus that we're going to be there.
Please buy our link.
We really appreciate it.
Plus it helps recoup some of that lost revenue from wrestling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Derby show Friday.
Jersey.
JD Braska.
Send in those numbers.
Comparison.
I'm going to relax, dude.
Do you want to?
He does not.
See everyone tomorrow. It's the act Yeah it's time to talk shop
We're doing Yankees love
It's the act
It's the act
I still love you guys even if you're mad
See you tomorrow