The Yak - We Foolishly Asked to Play Cheah's Celebrity Guesser Game Again | The Yak 1-15-25

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

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Check out the new Hezzy hoodie, which I've been wearing. Very comfortable, very comfortable. Hello everyone. What's up? Hey. What's the most popular.org? What?

What's the most popular.org? Oh, this is a great start. Health care? You think? That's.gov. That's gov. Oh, that's gov. PBS? Are they dot org? They gotta be. They gotta be dot org. How do you get a dot org? I don't know. I'd love one. What makes you an organization? Couldn't we be one? Yak dot org? That would be so sick, hey? That would be so sick. Do we still follow those

rules? Like with the... Oh, Wikipedia. Yeah, all you really gotta do is type in the word now. Yeah. Yeah. It's org. Gov. Edu. Edu. And then other country codes.

Every country has their own. Well, how does... US is calm. Yeah, but there's also a co now, isn't there? Wait. Yeah, what's co? What's co? Hold on.

I think we're... We're calm? I think US got calm. I think you guys got caught. No, are we dot US? What you're saying that like if you're in Germany, you don't do dot com. I don't know. No, same internet. It's like, but like there's all of their signs say they're like whatever their country abbreviation is and we're calm. I don't think is there, there's probably a dot us that we don't really kind of surprised. We're still doing the whole type out the dot com part. Yeah. I think that's dead. Yeah Yeah, that never why should we still have to do that?

Dude, I feel like it might be kind of dead. Yeah, I don't do it. I think about it every once in a while. I Think I do it dotnet we forgot about dotnet Should we tear list them thought edu What is what is that? He is never a website though it's just an oh this is their website I think this has to be a college website to volu gets all their wads from their fucking abbreviation aq kind of rocks why it's artica because it's dot TV and a lot of a lot of people use that all the money goes to to which is dot TV I think we have barstool dot TV right I

think it plays a bowling alley. Yeah Tuvalu gets all that's them their main source of money. What's Tuvalu again? Drowning island of nobody 16,000 people the island is going to disappear right now seriously. It's on more like to to Lou Happy wacky Wednesday Mark Yeah thanks guys I was wondering if you noticed Just get a little crazy on a Wednesday Damn This is making me feel like the smelly

kid in class Well, shoe fits Kate did fart, it's not, I didn't throw everyone off It was a big ten queef it's not, I didn't throw everyone off. It was a queef. Right before the show. It was a big ten queef. Danny's sick. Ugh. Again. Oh my god.

Well not. Not that sick. Yeah. He's starting to get a reputation though. Yeah. Sick boy. He's a sick boy. That's what we should call him.

Sick boy. And Stephen Chay didn't get us any clips of him swimming, which. I don't think he wanted to, but. We knew it wasn't gonna happen. Something's up. It was never in the air. I think he's dodgy paddling. I absolutely will, it's a small pool. They're like 12 or 13 people there

I'm not gonna, but how hard did you try not that try hard? Did you try it all? Did you just walk in and immediately admit defeat? I didn't admit defeat immediately because there were fewer people we started, but then we got in five minutes later There are a million people so why didn't you do it when you started? That's where the suspicion comes in from me. He doesn't experience shame. No. Some of them are like kids.

I'm not going to film. You're on the adult side of the pool. It's dicey. It's dicey on the adult side? Well, on the adult side, it's teenagers. Are kids using fake IDs to get into the adult side of the pool? So you did 1.75 laps last night? I did. How many times did it take you?

Like how many you went down you did You went down in seven five back. No wait Yeah, I did like I did like down all the way almost all the way back waited like 20 minutes And then did the same thing I understand your reasoning, but now that you're saying there are kids there I want to see it even more. Yeah, I want to see weaving in and out of the kids and splashing around I want to see it like a five-year-old Swimming perfectly next to like beating them in a race. They also could blur Your surroundings we have editing we have the tech People would need to I will I will absolutely get footage of this

It's not gonna be as soon as I can do it, I will do it. It's not like you to throw up this many obstacles, though. I get the weirdness of... like, when I'm filming my kids for just to send to my parents, I, like, try to make it obvious that I'm not filming other kids. I don't know. I get the awkwardness of the other kids. We might just have to go to a pool around here. That's a women perk, though. People don't assume pedophile.

True. That's true. If in normal design, there's a pool around here. That's a women perk Pool there then I could do that there too. That's probably a pool in New Orleans. Yeah mincey's friend. Oh, yeah He's gonna I am I'm actually excited for mincy in New Orleans cuz I just don't know what that's gonna look like What if he just doesn't uh, he's just like I I'm going to take a look at it easy. I don't think we can stop him from coming. He's just going to come on his own volition. No, but I'm saying, what if that week he's just like, I'm just going to stay in school. Yeah, he's like, I'm just going to blog really hard. Yeah. The one week the whole company's there.

Yeah. Did you see the murderers row of celebrities that have our shared dick length birthday no it's it got me like legit amped up I like fist pumped at my phone in the back of the uber so June 26th yeah really good birthday what is it I got low hand a Lordy oh shit got some good shit we have some real good job that's a cancer cancer dick on day the Lordy was a hard reply hurry block that's Ernie we got some real viners shit Mikey Williams yeah this is yeah

Johnston damn not too bad huh oh jeeter jeeters are way too low some fuckers fuckers who's they are all I say it every time but I want a real famous birthdays calm that just has actual just in his birthday Vic. Yeah Sharp's birthday. Yeah, it's our dick length. I think it's Wyatt McClure's birthday, too, isn't it? Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, that's right It is Oh go bear ooh Offerman Offerman yeah nice

That's our dick. That's a pretty solid... Lordy. We have a Lordy dick. Yeah, and we're going to do bumper stickers? If we sell one, miracle. 6.26. Yeah, it's the cumulative length of my favorite podcast's dicks, excluding the female.

And people will obviously see it and assume it's a marathon. Fuck, no. Actually, now that we've said it out loud. It is, yeah. I like it. I feel like. I just threw it out there.

Do you guys like that idea? Yeah, no, it's a good idea. I don't think we'll sell a bunch, but it's a good idea. So I guess that would be a good idea. What about a yak ruler that only goes just that far? You can compare the things that are our dick size. Yeah. Yes.

What about a yak banana that's exactly that size, because people use a banana to compare you want us to sell specific length bananas Hybrid grow bananas Is our banana farm it only grows to this length we spend trillions of dollars on it Oh, you're wearing a shea and sharp shirt. Yeah, I was I did you give me this to me So remember for the Yacht Christmas thing my thing was sharp and dangerous so I got the Rodney Dangerfield game board and this came late so it was sharp and dangerous. Oh okay. That's a nice shirt. It was just laying there when I was out sick the other day and it was just here when I got back.

But I had a nice note on it for you. I didn't see the note. I don't think it made it. But that's a good shirt. That's the sharp part of the gift. Yeah, it's cool Yeah, thank you for my shirt. You're welcome. Did you get funked up raining? I did. Yeah, you're your shape. Yeah I went there yesterday. Yeah, you look good yesterday afternoon. How's funk good good damn good catch anyone No, no, I'm trying to get a free funk No, but he's he he he asked me about the video every time if I saw it. Oh! Yeah, I saw it.

Saw it. And it was 100% real, right? I don't know. Have I told you all about the bathroom at the Funk Place? No. It's nothing but titties on the wall. What? Naked? It's decades and decades of Playboy titties. That's awesome. Are they

surrounding the bathroom? Are they like cut out like just it? That's kind of why I go now. I didn't even have to pee yesterday and I just went in there and I just took a look. I took in the titties yeah. What uh what do we want to go to see titties go to fun? Is it all old or is it like some newer? There's some old there's through the years, some, you know I always thought older titties look different but a lot of them look modern. There's a lot of modern titties. So Blake before the first time you take a bathroom break does he like tip you off a little bit? No he said the first

time I ever went he's like hey man go to the bathroom. I was like alright I'll go check it out because obviously something was in there. And I went and looked, and it was just titties as far as the eye could see. Is there a ladies' room? Don't think so. Don't think so. Maybe.

This triggered a memory for me. When my uncle passed away a few years ago, my aunt gave me all of his old Sports Illustrated, but also Playboys. Interesting. And that was weird. I don't know why I had not thought of that until right now. Yeah.

Giving someone a dead person's Playboys. This is what he beat to. And when I was there yesterday, and you probably had the same feeling looking back at those, bushes were out of, oh my gosh. Oh yeah. They were something. They went crazy. Yeah.

That was a sign of a strong woman Yeah, just a three foot long bush. You know that shit grips. Oh, yeah, like Velcro Mm-hmm. I bet you when they stopped doing it that was hot too for the first time. Mm-hmm I think I throw up everywhere. Yeah, I'm constantly throwing on it. Yeah ever stop. I think that's what everybody thinks Yeah, these these don't really make some bushes. Yeah and to yeah. Oh, yeah, well would porn stop Oh, yeah, you're not gonna sit here and I don't blame porn porn did that started filming people fucking they're like wait a second get that here What if we had no they had there was bushy porn back in the day right yeah yeah there had to have been but then the the first porn with no bush must have been like 4k it must be good

like the Wizard of Oz introducing color to everyone yeah taking a restrictor plate off a race car yeah we're going fast now yeah you see every oh my god you can see it all all of it too much you guys too much you I think there's too much no you don't you think we see too much when we were watching I don't like modern porn there's too much I'll just saw your own base cam there's two there's two there's too much but whole and modern porn way too much we'll see all that guy or gal or both yeah I don't know you know you gal or both gal. I don't know It is weird that every porn you've ever watched like they always have like a 20-second just

Back of the ass ball shot. Yeah, you're like why we have this. Yeah, not necessary makes you appreciate the highlights Yeah, that's true. That's a pee break. Yeah, that's a Shot I'm gonna go piss Incompletion okay, not everything can be a 40-yard bomb. Yeah, it's telling a story and that's an important part Yeah, there's a call. There's a call back to that long term. So it's a fullback dive. It's not a it's not Yeah, oh, yeah, that's how he's in there. We showed the balls. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, that's how he's in there. We showed the balls. Yeah, that's right You have to see the whole thing the back of the balls wait where that come come? Fuck 20 minutes. I didn't see that guy's balls

They gave us as you're in the restroom Nick you So I told you You're foreshadowing to come with the balls. What's the longest consecutive duration of an adult film you've watched in a row? In a row? Longest ever maybe around eight minutes twelve minutes? Yeah I don't know if I even... Yeah. Skip around? Yeah. A little

beginning? You were like a teenager and you didn't watch like a whole movie? Not a whole movie Yeah, I don't know if I even yeah skip around yeah a little beginning You didn't watch like a whole movie not a whole movie. Oh, I've always been a house of pain you got it Yeah, I think pirates is the one that yeah the creek of the Caribbean for the no the porn pirates How much fucking is in that or is that more movie? There's a lot of fucking okay? Okay, but a great quality and neat story Well, I mean back when Cinemax was the thing and they would show the movies at night, you know, you would have to wade through

like 20 minutes of stuff. Yeah, some of that softcore stuff. Yeah. To get to where you were going. To get the belly button fucking. Yeah. Yeah, Pirates is one. Well, that's what we had.

Pirates is also one of the greatest Barstool stories. When Pirate Simon downloaded the entire porn on the WiFi in the Milton office and then denied it. And we had to interrogate him. And he also shaved his head before the interrogation. Swear to God, he got a haircut. He didn't wanna get a drug test. Yeah, Dave interrogated him and he just,

he got a whole new look right before the interrogation. I feel him like you gotta make a quick decision if you're gonna go deny or lean into it but you gotta be ready to lean into it. Right it is just so funny that he like crashed the Wi-Fi because he was downloading a full-length porn. Was it illegally like on the Pirate Bay? I think so I think he was getting it illegally I mean it wasn't good Wi-Fi anyway pirates yeah there it is. I mean that's less embarrassing than Kyle and was getting expelled from Kent State for downloading moves like Jagger. Yeah What I had to go to court? Wait, what for downloading moves like Jay haven't heard this story. No, I haven't. Oh man, you don't know Kyle

There's a lot of that's deep Kyle There's a lot of Kyle. That's deep Kyle. It is deep Kyle. We visited Kyle. Did you sell your diploma on KB no swag dot com and your retainer? For twenty dollars. Wait so what you were doing in a library or something? I did the Pirate Bay. It was the illegal downloading site. I downloaded a bunch of music but they specifically nabbed moves like Jagger. And they wanted to embarrass you. Yeah, it was like in the emails, like in like fine print and I had to do go to court. I had to do it like a long class, like a full course on copywriting. Oh my God.

And I couldn't use the Wi-Fi on campus. You got banned for me? Fight the punishment. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's insane. Moves Like Jagger's an amazing song Yeah, I was the same year. I got nabbed for booze and and puffin. It was just a rest after a rest after a rest three herpy bouts My scalp on my mouth and on my neck all non-sexual. That's the worst part. Oh, yeah all non-sexual wait

So how long did you were you banned on the Wi-Fi? All four years. Because I never finished what I had to finish. That makes school impossible. I didn't bring my lab. How did you do? The library. Go to the library computer. Oh, the library computer.

Damn. Is that how you became a go to coffee shops and hotel lobbies guy? I was used to it like I care how I can't be At home or at my office Yeah, you used to just bounce around New York City getting free Wi-Fi then you'd show up to the office for like 20 minutes, and you just be back out Bounce waiting on you Waiting on you to give me some kind of invite

Yeah, just waiting on you to give me some kind of invite That's nuts four years and no Wi-Fi Would you like ask your friends to like hey, can I borrow your Wi-Fi real quick stuff like that? but I was so it was so habitual to go to the library and I was a Last-minute err its moves like Jagger triggering for you. I like payphone better, but it's I think that Adam Levine's his voice phenomenal, and the band does a great job. Like, one of the most consistent bands of all time. What was the DM he sent? Uh, oh my god, your fucking body, holy fucking fuck.

That one. I want to name my first daughter after you. Oh, man. You said that? I believe. There's no way to sext and have it not look terrible. I would rather have my dick leaked than my sext. Yeah.

Because it's just like you're just sexting with a loaded gun and your brain is not working the same way. Oh my God, your body. But I think when you're him, like your confidence reaches a level that is so unhuman and unrealistic that you don't know what the limits are. Everything you say works say his success rate I know high But I would always think it is truly unreal how fucking hot you are like it blows me like he's holding his dick in

His hand when he says yeah, I mean I think the same seeing you in person. I was like fucked You're 50 times hotter in person. So am I hold that rock I may need to see the booty Hold that rock. I made it to see the booty Oh, man, I was just assumed a guy like that. Who's that hot like he doesn't need to sext he just needs to just right He doesn't know like what's good You're like could just be like hey, I think you're pretty and that was it. That's it. Yeah Cuz like everyone thinks he's hot he doesn't have to he doesn't have to be in his own head where he's like I hope this is hot shit. Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck that body of yours is

Yeah, but he's delusional as to what's bad because everything has worked right? He's just at you that's pure cock blood type right? That was yeah, 100% cock blood. It it still kind of worked it looks like yes who was it that he was talking to this I remember watching your ass Brando what you to read it watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me but otherwise I'm amazing all right Kate you give it a try it was that like a response to what's up? Yeah, how's your day? Also, well, permanently scar me is not. How was her ass jiggling on a table?

Not what? She ought to have been... Jiggling on a table. Were they fucking on the kitchen maybe? But she was laying on her stomach on a table? What everyday action could she have been doing? He was replying to a video of her doing. I couldn't help but notice your ass jiggling on that table.

Huh. Yeah. Hmm. Man. Good text though. I may need to see the booty plays. I think that still plays. That's polite. I might text my wife right now. Fuck.

Fuck. Everybody text your partner right now. Tell us what they say. Oh it's, oh it it's he's doing it He's gonna do it. Oh Wait, so what ended up happening with that? Did he get divorced? No, he was married. They still are they're still married. They're still together. Oh, I forgot about that And did he name the child after her? Did I make that up that he said that no no that's a that's the that's the one line where I'm like

I don't know how she stayed yeah after that that's fucking crazy There's a lot of lines. There's a lot, but that's the one so is it is the child is the child's not named after her I think it might be oh Look and I forget the exact story, but you can't you just can't do that Yeah, cuz then like you tell people like that. Yeah, because then you tell people, hey, well how'd you get your name? It was a girl I was fucking. Yeah, Adam Levine, his name is Unborn Baby

after his mistress. Okay. I use poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in any kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair, nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period of my life. What'd he do?

It seems I was young, naive. Is that the lady? That was the girl? Wait, she said it. He'll never do it again. No. No. No, he's a serious man.

OK, serious question. I'm having another baby, and if it's with boy, I really want to do it again. No. No, no. He's a serious man. Okay, serious question. I'm having another baby and if it's with Boy, I really want to name it Summer. You okay with that? Dead serious. Wait, wait. I'm having another baby and if it's with Boy? I think that's just a typo.

Okay, well, we're dumb. Yep, yep. That seals it. Stay with us. Wait, he wanted to name his boy Summer? Why Boy? I don't know hmm His girl would be weird. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't name it after her. That's a chick

We have a boy named summer So he stayed with his wife. Yep. That's how hot he is. Yeah, and she's hot herself. She's like a hot I would guess yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd be hilarious if she was not First he was just a regular is this the girl or the wife. That's the girl Sumner not summer of some other type. Oh, that's a boy named Sumner. So she Is the head of Viacom he's dead now some nerve Ed Stone she have any videos of her last chicken You didn't know about Tuvalu You like Sumner Brendan? I do

Some Sumner titties till their ass Break you scar you. Hmm boom. Are you feeling a hundred percent healthy? I feel like you're still still fighting it a little I'm 92% healthy however I was the first to get it in my house, and it is oh raging through my house, so I feel bad My wife where'd you get it then huh? Where'd you get it? I don't know yeah, I don't know usually

Right people think Lucas was is that what it was It might have been. I had a meeting with Lucas early last week. I had a meeting with Lucas too. He was scheduling meetings. Oh, he couldn't talk, yeah. Yeah, it was Lucas. Anyway, my wife has it now, Tommy has it.

But you always wanna be the last to get it, not the first. Because if you're the last, you can not only help everyone, but then when you get sick, you're like, I helped you and you got me sick. Yeah. Everyone, please. Yeah. Everybody stop what you're doing.

Focus on me. Yeah, focus on me. If you're the first and then you're now the survivor of it, that's a bad spot. Well, I felt bad because I didn't know I was sick until I got to work. So I wouldn't have come that day if I thought I was endangering people.

But I don't think anybody's really got that much essence after me. So it's is it the flu. I got a flu Yeah, it's it. I'm calling it the flu. Why didn't we get brain and sickness? I got a shot. Did you guys know? Yeah, okay. Did you already know? Yeah, of course you did multiple multiple flu shots. Yeah hmm, I Got bullied into mine. I went and saw a doctor for the first time in like 15 years. He was just like flu shot and they just pulled it out. I was like, yeah, I guess. Yeah.

They were giving him out the VA. And when I walked in, they called me sir. Oh, no. I had the hat on. And you had to be naked for that shot. Yeah. I tried to get here. I think we don't have enough employees here to have it, to have them do what you said. You have to have a threshold of a number. Yeah, I talked to get here. I think we don't have enough employees here to have it to have them do you have to have a threshold of a number?

Yeah, I talked to HR about it. I was like can we get it and they're like, yeah, you guys don't have enough people So we gotta who is HR? The lovely woman named Kim. Okay She's awesome Rachel. Yeah, there's a couple. There's a there out there Brandon most famous HR Harold Reynolds I'll just say Something Ramos Harold. No, that's not Ramos

Yeah busters. Yeah, so Ramos stripes stripes. Yeah. Yeah, well Ramos Henry wrote Gardner Henry Rowan gardener Deki Ruts? Henry Rutt. Rowan Gardner. Rowan Gardner. Henry Rowan Gardner. Hideki Rutsui. Henry Ruggs. Oh, yeah. Is he going to play again? Brings the move.

He's going to be 26 by the time he's parole eligible. That's pretty crazy. Harriet Rubman. That's Harriet Tubman. Oh, OK. Harriet Rubman. Harriet Rubman. Not a lot. Hunter Renfro. Oh, yeah, yeah, Mississippi State. Um Harley Race

Hunter Renfro wasn't Mississippi State. Hunter Renfro the baseball player certainly was. We're talking about the football player Well, I don't even know where he is. Nick wasn't Henry Rollins. Rollins is it? Yeah, it's a Rollins. Yeah. Yeah, Hugh Cliff Richards number one. Alright. Case closed. Yeah he is. It's Cliff Richard. Oh it's Harry Roger Webb. What? Let's find some real ones. Oh Herman Ruth. Babe? No, it is George Herman Ruth. Fuck. Thought I had one there. Hannah.

Stop when you know somebody. I don't know anything. Ellen Reddy, I know her. I don't know anything. Where's the A-listers? Which one of us has the most famous initials? I don't think there's a lot of great BWs. Oh, who's that guy?

Hard to work with. I bet there's some KBs. Yeah, KBs. KBs probably up there. Homer Road Heaver. Yeah. Fairweather car. Jennifer Rush.

Rand Duchess Elena Valdemar Rovav of Russia. Is it bottle of like hearty Rosenstock is just a bottle. Holly Rowe. Oh, yeah. All right. Not great. Horrible initials. Two common letters, too.

MT. I bet there's some MT. Mike Tyson. Yeah, that's him. Mike Tyson. You might win immediately. Margaret Thatcher. Wow.

Two heavies good initials Mother Teresa mother yeah wow you know you're just like the Teresa yeah, I Should Donkey Kong you have donkey. That's pretty good. He's more famous than Don King Don King Don King It's Donkey Kong more famous than Mike Tyson Yeah, that blows Japan. Yeah, yeah. Japan. Japan is the who you're taking in a fight though. Kong. You got Kobe Bryant. I do. Um. That's huge. That's got number one. Kate Beckinsale.

Chris Bryant. Chris Bryant. He's a height. Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale. Uh KB Toys. KB ToysB toys rest in peace huge King batch nice really good BW who's BW blue whale yeah Blue whale a Wagner Brad Williams is a comic Brian Wilson. Brian Wilson. Brian Wilson. Of course. And there he is.

OK. Per Swillis. Per Swillis. Per Swillis is pretty good. Look at you go, Brandon. Look at you go. Yeah. You're crushing, dude.

Betty White. Betty White. Betty White. Don't let Brandon get on. Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters. There we go, Brandon.

All right. Pretty good. You're crushing. Billy West. Brian Williams. Brian Williams. Uh-huh. Brandon, you did really good, man.

Yeah. Killing this. Good job. And that's about it. Barry Windham. You're crushing building well Brandon you do really good man. Yeah kill And that's about it very window cat Bubba Watson one two masters Bradley Whitford West wings great show Bruce stroke bup stroke even lock Fuck yeah, Bush Bush Rod Yeah, what's that's Brandon I need to learn about him. Yeah, Brandon's got a bush And it's covered in white locks

That's your penis Penises more famous than in That's a white-haired dick Bushrod Whitelaw. Yeah, that's a white-haired dick. Oh, his name is Bullstrode. Where did Bushrod come from? I have no idea. You said it.

Did I see it wrong? So what was he? Almost certainly. He was a lawyer? Is he still alive? There was a board keeper of the Great Seal of England. You're telling me I was seeing Bushrod? Yeah, you were. Yo.

No one else saw it? We just went with it. No, we weren't. Oh, who's that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, big boy. Wow. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Small hand, big shoulder.

Big ass boy. English judge. Oh, it's Bushrod Washington. Oh, okay. I love that big boy. I'd love to get that painting. I'd love to get that hanging up. Go back to him. I like him. I like the cut of his jib.

So James... He kind of looks like White Sox Dave up close, doesn't he? What? He does. Go back to his wiki. That's White Sox Dave. I need to learn. Under James Wan. He's the younger of- he's the youngest of the twins.

James Wan must have been strong. He had posthumous twin sons? He had- Okay, so he died when they were... I don't- Under James Wan. This shit's boring. So boring. What the- this guy shouldn't have this long everybody back there get a look though is Does nothing mention his size and Aquarian studies and was the author of several papers? All right

He didn't do shit, man. Oh He did brother died at sea. What's a vicious reprobate? Oh, he feed it brother died at sea. What's a vicious reprobate? Imagine being back then like falling off a boat. That's it done nothing You can still cut it now. Probably just waving at ya Tata yeah good run dude. That was a big boy big didn't think they made him like that He must have been so swaggy I'm gonna get that picture He must have been so swaggy. What? I'm gonna get that picture. Bush, get a tattoo.

Bush, that guy? Bullstrad. What were big fat Englishmen wearing in the 1300s, 1400s? Were they wearing dresses? Were they wearing pants? What were they wearing? Yeah, that's a really, I don't know. No idea.

I think they were big on tunics. Tunics? Every girl's dream. Loose fittings. Yeah, but what were they wearing down below? What were they just tights? What was going on with the whole outfit? I? think tights Huh, I don't know

That him see the women, but I was just an article called fatness of the nice Medievalist net just wear like a bed sheet Oh that medievalist net just wear like a bed sheet Yeah, moomoo. Yeah, yeah, that's a horrible name for something a fat person. I know it was really mean Yeah, they were wearing man dresses a lot You guys would be so comfy. Oh His posture is crazy good. Is that Roebuck? It might be. This was associated with being rich and royal as fuck,

I think, at one point, because it was like, you could eat so much that you could get fat, because you had access to so much food. No fuel labor whatsoever. Fat used to be power. I learned that on a tour of Alexandria, Virginia, and I was like, so I guess I would have been pretty rich back in the day.

Yeah. People respected you, you were like're like damn that guy can eat We just have like wheat yeah Getting fat back that had have been so hard so hard and the rich people would just throw regular feasts at their house Yeah, that was the party. It was just a feast and you just shit in an outhouse Yeah, we don't really do feasts anymore, huh? We should do more feasts. Thanks to finer. I got the one you guys every time Stu eats lunch. It's a feast. Yeah over-eaters anonymous Yes

Must've been did he actually go to that? Yeah I mean he is like if you ever been to Stu's house and he's like I'll get lunch He gets lunch for like 300 He just does that every single day remember we did the episode at his house and he got a food truck Yeah for just us. Yeah, whole ass food truck his house rocks That backyard is awesome. By the way game time love getting out to live events Whether it's concert or football game or a comedy show We always Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

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We're gonna do Plinko Day Friday. Adjust your calendar and we need to get We need to really gamify it. Yes. Yes, we need to figure it out for sure We got to figure it out. If we can't TJ we can't do karaoke at all it's like do karaoke at all it's like you could you could see if I would I would need the the tracks before the show so I can make sure that they wouldn't get us what if white socks Dave brought his guitar in that's fine if you play them yeah but if we're playing shit off of YouTube even karaoke tracks get pulled now pretty pretty much like 80% of the time I I was a baby then we do acapella

lyrics Okay Ketamine kind of got a mean Karate kayak oh yeah For one day like a class pet yeah, did you guys have class pets yeah hamster a rabbit whoa nice one Yeah, never did. It was awesome when you got to take it home for a weekend. That's a big responsibility for a young boy. Big time.

Rabbit's name was Comet. You really got to take it home? Yeah, for a weekend. Wow. Every kid would get a weekend. I mean, rabbits don't do anything. They just sit in their feet. Still sounds risky.

What's Spider doing? Wearing a clear hat. He is. I'm so mad that Che didn't give us that swing. Yeah, we would have still been dissecting it. I actually also was doing a trick in my head where I was like, he's just saying he didn't get it, but he's going to surprise us with it. And like, I still think he could.

I'm not ashamed of it at all. Like, I will provide it When it is appropriate something's up when it's appropriate and I can yeah if there's a pool in New Orleans I could do it there Something so hey, did you guys see Frank with world of t-shirts? Yes? So that's what a collab meeting in the world. Yeah, who do you think asked for the picture? I think t-shirts likes Frank Oh does he yeah He's on record his t-shirts still on the galaxy. Yes T-shirts is on all the above he tried to kill an emu a couple days ago. Oh, no

Yeah, he just got like loaned to Danny Duncan. Yeah Like he's like a soccer player in the EPL. We got sorda He got like sent to Florida to do a Danny Duncan Week or something and they put a video out, huh? I didn't know you could loan people Yeah, okay, I had that to the Plinko lone Brandon who is still under the Who's the guy's your base mr. Base? That's like mr. Base put out a statement that was like good luck to world of t-shirts on his time with Danny Duncan It was like it was very transactional felt Mr.. Base. I don't know mr. Base. Yeah Alex are all stepmom's pimp. What's

Yes, different guy that's a beast. That's your base, yeah. Mr. Beast used to stock World of T-shirts. Used to hijack his tours. Oh, shit, man. But then now that he hosts him, but he lives in New York City and World T-shirts almost fell through like a glass ceiling. Oh, I hate hearing that. It was bad. Yeah.

He's proof that you can do anything you want to. Ever. Yeah. Damn. Anything. Anything. You can't. anything literally anything and profit from it yeah that's the world of t-shirts update you guys were hot on world of t-shirts for a while there we had to disavow yeah that was probably smart yeah it couldn't support it. You had anyone new um I like that

Boy that they plays games with his friends, but he always wins fruit everybody else wins sweets just wait what every single game They play it's like strings attached to like candy and this kid with fruit every time like by happenstance Yeah, completely and he gets so pissed off wait. I want to see this now. Yeah, that's my new shit Do you know about the shit that only wins? What's his name? I know exactly what you're talking Because he like cries Candy and money no we got we owe a fellow Friday. We got yeah, we do I can find a TJ I just spent I just bought a pretty big frame portrait of that big beast of a man Yeah, I don't even remember. It was Bolsteroad, right? It was his dad.

James? Yeah, James. I can't wait to see this. How do you find bookmarks? Okay. I'll send it to you, TJ. Wait, so Brandon, when do you think you're going to be 100%? I think by Monday I'll be 100%. Okay. Okay, just inch him back up there. Yeah. Yeah I'm gonna one day's not today was my first I got here at 6 and then I Walked for an hour and then I I worked out so I'm getting back

Okay. Yeah, okay. You want some turtle chips? No Do you have some what are turtle chips? Well It's a snack. It's not as good as Reese's No. Do you have some? What are turtle chips? Uh, well... It's a snack. It's not as good as Reese's. What is it? Can I say it nicely? Um, can I show them? Yeah.

I love when you put stuff in your backpack. Turtle chips! Yeah, get Brandon the turtle chips! What the hell? These are like Korean crack But what flavor ever tried them I just heard the churros they're very good And then try to like hurt. I won't let you to try one. Yeah Maybe it will get you to 93 percent

One turtle chip can change the course of the day. Yeah Dumb question there's no turtles in this Yes dumb question very dumb no turtles. I don't know nor tortoises No, how can you not open that that's pretty bad? Open that I think it all slick pass around that's the joke that's not the Joe it's I got it. I don't got it. Make fun of them for not being able to do. There we go, Kyle.

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Like always fucking isn't being a turtle awesome because you have just you can just go in your shell when anyone fuck with you Yeah, right. I think a sea turtle would be great. Oh, oh, I don't think so those those little baby ones get picked off Yeah, and they also have the yeah, it gets get stuck in like you know straws and shit junk do they live a long time is once it once I get past like The small age yeah, you once again live forever literally once they get to the ocean Yeah, there's a sea turtle right now. That was like swimming around Columbus's ship or something There's like a crazy old sea turtle. No. I'm telling you crazy old sea turtle no I'm telling you it was right why not Columbus but like Columbus was 400 years there's a shark from 1600s that's a Greenland shark yeah there's sharks that are hundreds and hundreds of years old freezing cold water and they hardly move. Who is the explorer animal guy? That ain't Livin. Darwin. There's like a turtle that knows. I don't think there was an

explorer animal. Oh that's true. I think died it was Darwin's pet. It was good in the Galapagos Yeah, yeah, that wasn't a seat George Did he just die Harriet giant tortoise Harriet was pretty collected by Charles Darwin. Wow five is a Galapagos and how long did she live for? Holy shit Wow story she and the Irwin's had him. Kyle, I give it a... You don't love it? I give it a 6.8. Oh no, let me see. People were dubbing this like, it's 10 out of 10. They're not as... Must buy, must eat. Evo just texted us. Oh, Gabriel, yeah.

All he does is get fruit. Yeah, he's watching the show right now. Evo just said, turtle chips rock. What's Gabriel gonna get? Wait, which one is that? TGIS. Oh, no, I sent you one as well on Twitter So he they just always give him fruit. No, he just ends up with it every game bad luck I think.

Pass those to a less polluted palette. I tend to more streamline one of his super, super cut I think. But it doesn't matter, Gabriel's the new wave. Yes. I love that. You like the turtle chips? I think they're phenomenal. Phenomenal. Is that your first time having them? Yeah. Those are very good. You didn't have one? Can't.

Okay, quick little confession. I did lose my taste and smell during this test. That's it. These are so good. It did bring one other illness back into play for me, but you got covered at Looking back it might have been It's a softer crunch than you anticipate you can't get covered in 2020. It's delicious

Hey, you can't say you did right? So I didn't I got the flu, right? Yeah, it's the flu. Yeah Same symptoms as the flu. I remember in the New York office when we get emails from Erica of like This person's been infected if you've been near him Or no, they wouldn't say no Positive and then you wouldn't know yeah, and Tommy smokes would be hyperventilating mm-hmm I remember waiting for hours across the street. Yes test before you had to like take a test before you could do something freezing out

Fun times. Yeah, really fun times I'm getting it like four times. I only got it once To my knowledge, I still have not gotten it feel like I'm missing out seems fun. I also got the... Seems like a good time. It's restful. I got the like transfusion thing that helped me beat it faster.

You got a transfusion? Beat it faster. I don't know what it was. It was, I went to a hospital in Staten Island where it was just... In Vermeckton. It wasn't Ivermectin. It was like...

Staten Island? Maybe. It was just like me and then a bunch of like obese people. I had to lie and say that I was like 400 pounds. How do you lie that? I can I see someone gave me a connection to a doctor who then was just like how much you weigh and I was like 250 and he's like just say like three 325. Oh, and that helped because your risk of death would be higher. Yeah. And then he prescribed it. I still don't really understand.

I've never been more tired in my life after it. I couldn't, like, blinking hurt. Yeah, but then I was better, like, 24 hours later. Yeah, I actually don't really know what I got. I probably should have paid attention more. I would have Remember going to a basement in Staten Island and getting an IV of something Yeah, yeah, yeah now that I'm thinking about that that was pretty dumb, but it worked It made that made you sick though. No, it made me unsick faster, but you had to be very sick first

Yeah, I got like super fatigued. What if you were going to get unsick that fast anyway? Probably was I? Just remember wanting to get unsick as fast as possible Vaccines rock yeah, Steve's got number five how many five so 20 Five five one for the one for the one for the thumb like five I got one more in me five by the way Mountain Dew Oh add a blast refreshing tropical lime flavor to your game day with Mountain Dew Baja blast Mountain Dew Baja blast is part of my game day ritual we love Mountain Dew Baja Blast Mountain Dew Baja Blast is part of my game day ritual. We love Mountain Dew. I was drinking it this weekend watching some football the best to watch football with. Get the Baja Blast. I like the

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Look at me and the cheeks look at the upper lip look at me right now. You're crispy as hell look at me right now Oh Look at me right now. You're crispy as hell. Look at me right now. Oh It's the upper lip. It's the upper lip. Oh, man. He shaped the shit out of your upper lip He left too much gap on the upper That's the worst too when you look when you Instantly, I'm sorry for bringing it up. I thought it was a stylistic choice. No, it's I noticed it immediately Just stay quiet this morning. Yeah, I need a couple days to grow out the mustache a little bit get close that's you're getting close I thought you're talking to TJ oh well how am I gonna get close you may walk over to the camera

yeah that was probably far-fetched how like it's easier for the camera and come to me yeah get close you want me to's easier for the camera and come to me You get close you want me to get closer to the camera and not him simply turning on that's all I got Used to come all the way up on our nostrils back when we had shitty cameras that could zoom really far You know digital zoom digital zoom versus optical zoom Yeah Sideways I guess it's not the current it's a little very you look good. It looks good. It's different I noticed it immediately. Yeah, I noticed it, but you noticed it as well

It's the second straight time last time y'all didn't notice You got tell me to take it easy on the lip He's on the lip now, but on the lip funk. There's too much there's a gap y'all you didn't notice it I would like to see it with just a pencil thin must I would love that add it to the wheel Pencil I could do a pencil pencil thin mustache Maybe they're gonna pee on Plinko. We haven't had a facial hair yak in a while. I know I miss Goat II week was awesome. I did like go T week We look badass right now except Colby almost got cancelled Nick did clean shaven like a month ago

Yeah, we should add go tea week back. I did like that. It was fun. I do it anyway Yeah, if I felt like a different person with the die alone. I felt embarrassed together I felt powerful Kobe Kobe Nolanolans knows my nose shadow made Yeah, yeah, Dolphin Dolphins Yours is pitch black You look good with one too Dan yeah, I'd like to Alright different saying something about everybody Yeah, no, it's good too. Mm hmm. Oh god damn. Yeah, we gotta bring back go to you.

Wonder where I was. Just busted out. I do go to week. Huh? I do go to week. Was that during your hiatus, Brendan? No, I was I was there. It was maybe it was another hiatus. No, I did I did the go to week for sure. Right? Yeah. I was there. Maybe it was another hiatus? No, I did the goatee week for sure. Right? Yeah. I think so. I did it. Yeah, I think you did.

But was that before you had any facial hair? Was it kind of weak? Maybe. Yeah, I probably had to grow into it as opposed to cut it down. I remember asking my wife to help me with it. Shape it and everything. I remember making I remember asking my wife to help me with it Shape it and everything mm-hmm Looking back I probably didn't need the assistance, but you know what cheese quality time together. Yeah, you know yeah, gotta keep her busy Keep her in practice

Give her things to do you guys did do that during the radio era of the show which is an interesting oh to do it That was during radio is January 21. Oh, what's it radio in February 21? Yeah, so you're right Howard through yeah, I thought no I thought go to it was January 21 or yeah YouTube was imagine If we didn't power through that would have sucked Yeah, cuz I remember we are in that conference call and everyone was on it and they're like, yeah, radio's done. And we were just like, we're not. Those first episodes.

That was dope. Bad. The studio was bad vibes. That was all gray and. Yeah, and it was, yeah. Because they had taken, they had just taken the desk out. Yeah. Felt empty.

What was the turning point? What was the first good YouTube show we had? Hmm. Used to be like 1,000 people watching each show, too. Yeah. What is it, a mile? Watch the first YouTube show. We've come a long way.

It's Brandon. Who's that here? No, this is when I'm wet. It was Mezzic. You're wet? Oh, like sweaty. I'm ultra. Oh, that's me.

Oh, yeah. Let the people see your little skin. You are wet. Yes! Yeah, look at this. Oh, fuck. Oh, that's me. Oh, yeah Here I sit you look like a goofed-out bitch with that on I'm doing what we agreed to do and I said I'll wear Andre the giant and he said okay and he bought me Andre the giant from Princess Bride that's pretty funny oh why did we stop being mean to Brandon yeah a little bit it was a fun little era stop doing that stupid you all. Wait, so wait, when's the YouTube,

four years is coming up? Is it February 1st? Is that four years? Yeah, four years. The length of a... College. Gotta be something. College.

College, a collegiate athletic career. Yeah. A lot of things, yeah. Not a whole college. Yeah. A lot of things Yeah The show's birthday is coming up on Trying to decide if it's Friday or Saturday. You're trying to decide I'm trying to remember. Sorry what

Birthday is that for the show January 17th 2018. So yeah, that's on Friday Whoa Wow, wait, that's plinko day. Yeah seven seven years old would be no eight eight years old Holy shit. No damn. He said 17 or 18 18 17 or 17 holy shit Seven years old so that kindergarten that old enough for us first grade. Yeah, that's chosen for second grade Yeah, that's that you turn seven in first that's that you turn seven in first grade, right or you turn seven and second first Yeah, no, you you turn seven in first grade. You turn eight. Yeah. Yeah second grade nine. Yep. That's right I screw it were you guys were any of you guys the youngest in your class?

Well, all my kids are the youngest I was I was younger but not youngest I feel bad that I did that to him. You got to hold him back twice Yeah, but you know you can't the stars's what the stars are doing. But you can't. Like, legally you can't. How do the athletes do it? I think it's like private school thing that you can do. Yeah, there's a loophole. Right. Are you saying you, cause you can definitely hold a kid back. Not in, not in, not at least Chicago public school. Unless it's like a necessity which might, you can't do it just if you want to. You can't just be like I want them to be better at sports and everyone. Oh And that might be a Chicago thing because there that happens a lot of places

Yeah, typical now, but it's being the youngest so Nick you were the youngest I was the youngest like in like middle school than what a bigger high school did it suck Yeah, I shit. That's why I'm not a sports star shit Oh, it sucks junior year college and all your friends turn 21. Yeah, then it probably gets good again when you're the youngest No Yeah, when all your friends are turning 30, you're like, oh, yeah six more months. Yeah, I would rather drink in college That's a sweet six months I was on the older end and I it fucked me for the drivers Ed test the the license when I turned 16 before everybody I was

because you're for how difficult it was oh and told you no yeah you had no yeah I thought it was gonna be just like the most basic like what colors a stop sign type right no it is difficult yeah it was like a fully loaded semi with hot brakes going downhill takes how long to stop when going 20 miles and I'm like what the fuck yeah different from state to state I think it does yeah yeah so I wasn't prepared I missed then how long until you had to take it again another month oh yeah missed out that's been so embarrassed I failed it too and then all my other friends. Yeah Got it right away. I was I was the loser, but I gave them a heads up

I got my driver's license at 15 what they've since changed it, but I got it at 15 15 to young I feel like down south they go early cuz like you got to help on the farm I think they've changed it to 16 pretty much almost universally now And don't you have to like you have to be with your Parents for a year now before you oh, yeah, well, that's what's happening to my kid now. She has to get Literally my 15th birthday, they just said here's your license go I took the test, but yeah, but took it on my 15th birthday. That's crazy Yeah, 15th crazy New York City's 18. It should be

16 seems too young now 18 should just be everything. Yeah, why don't they make the drinking drinking should be 18? I feel like all of Europe does it and then you don't I don't know but then you think of like a high school Senior like out the bar that's weird, but I feel like that doesn't that promote like a healthier relationship with alcohol You're not trying to sneak it around. I don't know. know. Did y'all have a store in your town or your area when you were in high school that you knew go there, that's where you can buy it? Nope, because my podcast co-host was the local narc.

I was the local narc. Yeah. Local narc. Kyle Bauer. Are you sure it wasn't for everybody? Yeah, he would be hired to go in there. Oh, that's right. I think I've asked this question.

Yeah. It bribed me. I remember I've asked this question. Yeah. Yeah. They bribed me. I remember down the Jersey Shore asking older people. Shoulder tapping, yeah. And it worked every time. Yeah. I was like, sure. Why not?

It's weird how many parents just let their kids have big parties. Yeah. But I feel like that's, again, back to the decent relationship without not trying to hide it. Yeah, but I feel like that's I'm gonna get back to like the like you're like a decent Relationship without like not trying to hide it. She's like be safe. Yeah, I'd rather feel like you're not driving No one was safe telling them not to do something is always gonna make them do it and then not tell you Where's being like just do it but be safe and you can do it here probably is better

I could see it like having small group, but you're talking about like, I've seen where the parents let ragers, like sophomores throwing ragers. You know something bad's gonna happen. Sophomores? Freshman sometimes in the basement while the parents were home.

There was like a politician who, she was like ripping shots with the kids and like playing beer pong and whatever. Pretty cool. Except now when you think about it. Except now when you think about it, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I would be a play drinking games with my kids guy, but maybe let them.

Maybe let them. Within reason. I can see like family party. Whatever. I don't know What my plan is gonna be? Cuz you're right I snuck around I wasn't allowed to write I did like reckless dumb shit, right but Like I said is healthy in a way. Yeah, I always I think about that stuff the kids who? Don't usually fuck up in college. Right, and you also, like, if you establish a relationship, I mean, this is all, I don't

know, because my kids are really young, but like, if you establish the relationship where they have to keep secrets from you, then they're going to keep everything from you. Right. Also, not knowing how much alcohol in high school. I remember in high school, we would go party at Westchester University. We would just like look for houses that were having parties. I remember beer bonging 151. Oh, and then like, like dumb shit. I used to beer bong whiskey in college.

That was bad. We just do it just to be drunk. Yeah, I definitely had alcohol poisoning several times. Yeah. Yeah. Get back about that. Gross. Maybe we should put on several times. Yeah Gross maybe we should put on Plico. Yeah. Yeah, you're wrong something Maybe the losing team of the case race has to be your bond was on whiskey I'm gonna throw out the idea of tunnel funnel for the case race

Oh, I just typed it and I was like, yeah, it's yeah. I mean it rhymes it rhymes, which is great So that kind of means that we have to do it Yeah, but tunnels are long not tall Funnels need tall not long. Yeah long live. Look Yeah, wow look at it Live look at our tunnel Just you do a horizontal funnel with enough air pressure Yeah, probably All right, yeah, let's do a air pressure. Yeah, probably

All right, yeah, let's do a horizontal funnel. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like you poured it you have to suck it Yes Have we we haven't put anybody in the tunnel in a while now Gruden was the one Gonna have to get another play out of him on Friday. I'm still thinking about what K can be in Plinko. Hmm. Karate.

Knife. Karate. Karate. Karate's a good idea. Oh, you gotta chop something. Oh! Yeah, and we'll have a secondary wheel of what you have to attempt to chop. Karate.

Kansas, you have to go to chop. Karate. Kansas, you have to go to Kansas. I promise I'd never go again. KKK. Oh, join or quit. Yeah, or straight up. Change your, join slash quit KKK. Change your status. Update your status at KKK.

Can't come. Cut. Cut. Cut, cut, cut. Carrot? Carrot. Oh, like diamond come. Cut, cut, cut, cut. Carrot? Carrot. Oh, like diamond. Like, right? Oh.

Gems. Corn. Oh, we could do. We could get like a ball pit and hide like fake gold in there and you got to get it out in a certain amount of time. I love that. Yeah. Why don't we have a ball pit?

It's one of the mysteries. It is actually a good question. Yeah. I wanna slide for that. Why don't we have a trampoline? I like there's a lot of things. A trampoline is there. I mean there's a lot of things that won't,

we have stupider things than a trampoline. Like? With what? Well, hmm. We have a tunnel. Not stupid at all. Okay. We have... All right, just come back to me.

I want a stinky cloud again. Yeah. I was on PMT, we were talking about the... Is it dirty cloud in SpongeBob? The dirty bubble. Dirty bubble. And I kept on calling it stinky cloud. We were like, what are you talking about?

I was like, oh shit. Stinky Cloud. Steven in the Stinky Cloud. That could be a good children's book. Steven in the Stinky Cloud. Oh, you want a Stinky Cloud in the tunnel, TJ? Is that what you're implying? You sick fuck.

Stinky tunnel? Stinky tunnel. That could have just kicked out of this building. It's a big tunnel though. You'd have to really have some stink. But maybe it would get the battery people to leave. They just got billions of dollars, that's enough for a hit. The stink that you guys stunk the last stinky cloud could have cleared out more than just

a tunnel. Oh my god, it smelled so bad! The fact that the office the next day wasn't ruined is kudos to you guys. Yeah, I thought we for sure ruined it It was so bad It's a burnt hair bombs So how many people hit you up being like hey congrats on the eight-inch cock a lot

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white ass. Thai I don't like. Thai is too spicy. Thai is the best. Pad Thai is very overrated I think. I think Pho is overrated too. There's too many Pho places. They're a lot. Bad name. Yeah. Pho. I've been big on, in Mexico, you know, Burria? Oh, the Burria Tacos? Have you had Burria Ramen? No. Oh, but fuck. That sounds incredible.

It sounds perfect. There's a couple places. Burria Ramen? Nail it. And it's- Around here? Yes, it is so fucking good. And phones out. My mouth just started watering talking about it.

It's really fucking good. I haven't found a Lomo Saltado place here. Oh, I also haven't looked and that could be the L I'm doing so right now There's got to be I think We have Two things for each letter a good and a bad and it lands and we spin a wheel. I love that. I love that That makes sense and a bad and it lands and we spin a wheel I love that I love that that makes sense yeah perfect sense that makes Connor Griffin's never had Indian food

yeah of course he's that white ass I don't think I've had one thing from Indian food and it's the dessert that you guys that wet cake you guys brought me very good I otherwise haven't had Indian Indian foods and that's good is so good you got to try some I've just found well now wait a minute uh-huh yeah okay what I'm just talking to the saltado it said lean beef I don't know if I like that cooked with cilantro garlic tomatoes onions on a mountain of homemade fries yeah okay, okay, okay That would be an awesome series with our new golf hire. We make them drink lean And he has to golf off lean

He's in France right now what yeah, yeah, he had a he had a pre-planned Holiday, so he still obviously went he's in France And is the French do? And Holiday, so he still obviously went, he's in France. And as the French do, it's so awesome that he's a fucking scratch golfer. Your life's gotta be so sick as a scratch golfer. Why are they called golf pros? I meant to ask him that. Yeah, I don't know.

It's confusing. Because they are that club's link to professional golf. They're the professional, everybody that club asked for advice Is their job to dispense that information? They do it you become a pro as soon as you're paid for something you get paid to to dispense golf advice Is that all it takes to be pro in something? Only it's only sport where a guy you tell me there's a golf pro and a like I immediately I'm just like oh shit is a PGA is he yeah you would think tennis pros are too

though there's tennis pros tennis pros like that why are they called pros I don't like that that's confusing doesn't every country club like have to have that makes me believe that not everyone or all tour and you know they love it oh yeah I think there's a difference between a golf pro and a pro golfer. Right. Yeah, pro golfer is PDA. But just come up with a different word, man.

There's a lot of words out there. There really are. Could use a different one. If you're a golf pro at a country club and it's raining a lot, are you just day off? Well, there's a lot, every club has simulators now that you can disp miss lessons pretty much Didn't think of that damn back to the drawing board Che

Damn sure you asked that cuz you're like it the rainy day would be awesome for yeah Being like he's a billionaire you do it like yeah crossing guard. Do you think like baseball players think that they're like oh sweet Storm yeah, I'm rolling through I don't have to play today Yeah, I think they do no because then they have to sit there and wait sometimes you know ball Durham You know I can get us a rain out. Yeah, yeah a Full rain out yeah before like not even have to go Like you know it's a rain out that morning sitting there and having to wait or like stopping and then starting again would suck yeah that would blow I feel like being a baseball player would

be the best pro at most fun pro athletes too long of a season I always disagree with this that's a lot of oh that's like I also think golf wouldn't be fun at all I've that's a lot of people do think all golfer would ever you don't get to be in a skill Yeah, everyone thinks being a golfer would be the best athlete to be I I think the mental torture would be oh, yeah It would it would fucking break me the The idea the lifestyle is awesome obviously, but I think it's NBA Summers are probably in B. Yeah, you don't have to play hard in the regular season Yeah, if you play at all. You have to be

decent to that was like that kind of blew my mind. I went to a bulls regular season game and they were like clearly kind of slacking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. But they weren't going as hard as they could. Kind of turns everything you know about sports on its head. Yeah. Yeah. It is a little weird. I like if everyone just follows that unwritten rule that we're not going to play sports. It's like if everyone gives a hundred percent who's going to come out on top NBA is like, what if we all try to give like 65%? Yeah. That's the best. And if you give more than 65% you're kind of being a fucking asshole. Yeah, that's annoying. That's why that's why I like Tom Thibodeau like that's why they're his teams are always good in the regular. Yeah, he just go He has them going a hundred percent all the time. Yeah

He can just win games like that Seems like a good strategy. Yeah, except that when you get to playoffs and then your hundred percent Right as good as someone else's yeah, you know, oh shit They weren't going a hundred percent 100% isn't as good as someone else's. Yeah. The only thing. Oh shit. They weren't going 100%. The only thing that can save sports is the renaming convention. If you come in last year, the ass.

Yep. Or less games. That's why the NFL is. Nah. Every game matters. Steven, are you at the point of your grieving where you're like, damn, I wish I had a game this weekend? I definitely wish I had a game this weekend, but I mean.

Like, has that set in? It wasn't written for us to to advance it wasn't written you guys think the NFL could play more games Try that's what they try. They're gonna try. Could a football team play twice a week. No, I mean how close did like There were games that were four days or she's They play three and eleven days chiefs Ravens Texans Steelers all played three games in eleven days. That's crazy No, they're definitely gonna add Another game though. It's gonna be 18. Let's go just gonna destroy like records won't matter then. Yeah Correct, Brandon this college football season is too long

You know I've only on the calendar it is I think you could tighten it up As I'm sitting here waiting for the national Championship I'm like that's fucking crazy Still another college football game to be the divisional rounds of the NFL should end before the national championship It should end in a single digit January day. I agree. That's the latest January 20th is very late Yeah, although it does extend the calendar and the fact that like when the national championship ends

You're like, oh shit. We're done with January that rocks. Yeah that helps January's the ultimate put your head down month February still put your head down month But it just feels so much easier. Yeah different kind of putting your head down right Jay, you know what I mean on the 14th You know what I mean on the 14th You know what I'm saying Ten it was eight this morning. It's gonna get like 40 on Friday, which is shorts No, yeah, it is. It will feel like short. Yeah. Well what it's been it will feel like shorts It's disgusting. I think you're out some shorts. You know it's the high temperature according to mine is four degrees on Monday. That's the high? Yeah.

So this doesn't stay that cold for a while. I do like one really. Where's the best place to be? We should re-measure that day. Where's the best place to be right now? Like Australia or something? Like where's the? Where's it poppin? Like where's it poppin right now in January? It's the high summer in the southern hemisphere Yeah, so the boat in june is there who's got the best weather? Habbo probably is rock abo to loom How is like southern italy right now Where southern italy compared to where we are yeah good question. I never get these it's deceivingly high or northern yeah, but the different

Well is also very long right rome and Chicago are on the same latitude is that correct? Yeah? Oh way fact yeah, but rome is like in the middle right so suddenly we might be like Pittsburgh southern us No, not so no. It's not more nor long This shit blows my mind No more north. This shit blows my mind. Indianapolis is like, steady TJ. Oh no. Okay.

We're almost steady with Africa. Holy shit. All right, get into Italy now. Now say we lost it. We lost it. Oh yeah, right there, down there by the boot hill. That's gotta be down by... We're southern Italy?

Sicily, isn't it? Sicily. We're southern Italy. Don't zoom out, just go straight left with your like your piping air That looks like it's be like, Virginia hmm Yeah Portugal

Hold on. Can you just hold it up there, please? I just need to go look I just need to look at the screen are we in the same time zone as Mexico City? They in Central Time? Yes. Are they not in Mountain? Don't they have good weather all year because they're way up high? Remember when Kate just found out

there were four time zones in America? Oh yeah. I'm still. Two weeks ago? She's still dubious about it. She doesn't quite believe it. That was quite something. I knew there was three.

You forget about Mountain. Yep. Just completely whiffed on Mountain. I've never done anything in Mountain Time. Nothing. I did one trip to Colorado once but I that's okay. You didn't do any of that. I mean nobody was like hey it's a different time like it didn't you never looked at the clock. It didn't change your I guess I thought I was on California time when I went there. I don't know

I guess. You don't watch football while you're in Colorado. That's really what changed. Yeah. when I went there. I don't know. I guess watch football while you're in Colorado. That's really what I'll change Yeah, no, I didn't Ball starting. Yeah that That's what counts is having visited a place. Did you watch football at a different time zone? Yeah Yeah, you're like, holy shit. This game starts at 2 You've been to Hawaii and you're like, yeah, but I didn't watch football I went when I went to Hawaii, it was the best.

I was betting college basketball at like 11 a.m. on like a Thursday. That is the best, man. That is the best. Went in Hawaii. Just action on all the time. I know how time zones work, but still Australia fucks me up like being ahead of us.

I was watching the Florida-Missouri basketball game last night, they got an Aussie on the team on Florida and they're like his people back in Perth are watching Of course, it's tomorrow there and just hearing that phrase don't like it Just scrambles my brain and I know what they mean, but they're just like it's tomorrow there. Yeah, that doesn't make sense Yeah, I don't think I've ever like called anyone that's on that far of a different time zone. Yeah Hmm it's tomorrow you want to do the new Amsterdam read Nick. Yeah Hit it. All right kick it. This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam vodka the official vodka of Barstool Sports Whether your team just won the game, your buddy just got promoted,

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Yeah, you did do it. Yeah, hold it off. I thought it'd be kind of fun Good that shirt looks No, no the That's just red well you got the green I Try not to match my hat to anything. Hmm the green shoes. These aren't green my hat to anything hmm the green shoes these aren't green they're maroon there's a maroon swoosh these are gray shoes oh the tongue is a greenish tint from my oh tattoo tattoo tattoos are green I'll never be I will never you will never convince me tattoos aren't green that That's not a greenish hint. Mm-hmm

fuck Maybe souls hit or tent a hint of green Hit a line. I don't know No, this shit makes sense I'm taking piss See you man Good stuff. We'll just we'll just hang out till you get back. Uh, che Yep What was the game we played with him the ten with hotter cold celebrity guesser? Yeah, I'm kind of missing that Yeah, you know do I would really like to okay? I think of a celebrity a celebrity sorry which game is this celebrity?

Yes, sir good question picking one and you guys are you were getting we're gonna you have played it a thousand times Why are you asking where you tell us hot or cold right is that the one you're talking about? Yeah? Yeah? You think of a celebrity, okay? You got him Okay, all right Oh, I like his facial expression as he's thinking of us a little bit. Is Big Cat playing too? I just want to customize it so everyone can see it. Almost certainly he is.

Yeah, yeah, I'd imagine. Unless it's a really long P. Brandon, did you order Lomo? No. How does that change the celebrity you think of? Like if Big Cat wasn't... He was gonna go with Big Cat. I got one. Okay, is it no sports casters or writers well I mean I was

gonna go Tom Berman shit you guys are saying something I'm saying how to cool alright we're gonna start okay will be Goldberg You broke the boy Someone in the ballpark Robin quivers That's that's the ballpark We're done Team of two that was the ballpark. Yeah, that was all I had in the ballpark that was all I had in the ballpark that's a picture catcher this is the fucking

it's like the tear in the same bull pack there's just nobody else in that ballpark Che, celebrity guesser we started with Whoopi Goldberg and he said in the ballpark and then Titus went with Robin Quivers and Che doesn't know who that is oh no that's a dead-on whoop yeah that's a replica whoopie Goldberg did you go Oprah oh it's okay yeah I'll go Oprah that's another in the ballpark. The ballpark's changing.

Same, no change. So what have the guesses been? Whoopi Goldberg. Robin Quivers. Oprah. Oprah. In the ballpark. Lizzo.

Farther, Cole. Oh no. So we've got to figure out what the ballpark is. So actress, 90s. I think black woman is a media night. We just went Alright, so I'm gonna I guess I'll cross Alfonso Ribero Colder but kind of warmer yeah I know that I know it's Wanda Sykes I guess

that's the best guess so far word not that close uh bilbur colder oh whoopi was in the ballpark For a first guess but Wanda Sykes was the best guess so far, but we're not close. Yes It'll make sense when you know the answer But but who did you say I said Alfonso Ribera that was hot and cold to try to suss out if it was a man actually a man, but That was colder, but it was also warmer Ted Danson hmm

Wow what a good one what connection colder okay so we're thinking act actor actress I was going back to the whoopee ballpark Queen Latifah Oh second best guess so did you see that equalizer quip where she clip where she beat the fuck Oh Second best guess so did you see that equalizer quip where she clip where she beat the fuck out of dudes with a scarf scarf It's one of my favorite subsets of clips of somebody recording themselves watching uh-huh so watching I love that genre genre we see that clip. I don't know Maybe she was beating it's a CBS. Let's see if I was the new Equalizer equalizer. Oh, she's states. I'm got a new movie. That's just Every state the movie. I'm so pumped. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh, it's called He's like oh, he's just a construction worker, but he also is like obviously special ops

Yeah, sign me up and then someone gets kidnapped and he finds him All right, wait you did you did the teeth of it? Oh wait Whooping everybody's ass with a scarf With a scarf brother. I've never known a scarf to be like nun chucks But y'all could at least gave her a weapon, a stick, a brick, or something, because people gonna watch that, and there's gonna be some elderly woman

to watch this show and think she can kick some ass with just a scarf, and she's gonna end up getting hurt. This is ridiculous, man. Look at what she doing. Bruce Lee couldn't have pulled this off, man. What kind of scarf it where do you get the nun Chuck scarf from I'm just I? need to know She literally got a long ass video

Fuck I said Latifah was your question. Yeah, we're not we got to get farther best guess so far So Latifa was your quote yeah, we're not we got to get farther best guess so far lupcious black So the best guess is still whoopi Goldberg no Wanda Sykes We don't want to say one of Sykes nobody's been like incredibly close so far Drew Carey Called fuck Tiffany Haddish Colder then true Carrie or Throw out some I mean everyone's zoned in on this one. Maybe it's not a black woman. No

Wait true Carrie's not black. Oh Bill Burr. Oh, he's married. Oh, yes, uh-huh. I think dancing What so what's one of the psych spin- on she's she's been on she started off on Chris Rock. Oh, yeah Colder how are you getting colder? She was in a movie with Jane Fonda and JLo. Oh You guys are really diversifying your guesses you're just kind of in one, okay You guys aren't really diversifying your guesses you're just kind of in one path, okay? But ballpark the best ballpark yeah ballpark definitely puts us on a path that then gets us to this point yeah Forgot how much I hate this game I have no idea what is it my turn yeah, just say anybody I think just do a hard reset and yeah Michael Jordan

cold I think we'll just do a hard reset. And a dude. Yeah. Michael Jordan? Cold. OK, fuck. OK, so maybe it's not a black woman. Maybe it's not a woman. Maybe it's a white man. You already tried that with Drew Carey though. No. I've done multiple tries.

No, burr. No, burr. What genre, though? I thought it was comedian and then, hm. Yeah, just let's pray and spray. Bo Burnham. I don't know who that is. A white male comedian.

Artsy. Lanky. Mainly colder. I was thinking. So exact opposite of a... So is it a black woman in like, politics? Condoleezza Rice. Cold. Ice cold.

Damn! Y'all drain 3,000, dude. cold ice cold damn Andre 3000 you Chris Johnson football playing back ice cold oh man so it's not sports cat Williams cold politics Patrick Swayze this is gonna drive me nuts some aspects more but I mean we're far away did he ghost with what they were how do we in a ballpark and now we're this we're a ballpark answer one I mean you guys are assuming one field out the stadium ballpark sellers no we're not assuming one thing he just did a co-star whooping he said we've been all around the whoopee tree Wanda Sykes will be gold around the whoopee trees

Whoopee tree Great children's book we've done four laps around the ballpark. We've seen the same hot dog stand Riding this out I Literally don't know what to do. You might have to take cost diversify. Let's take colors call Lucas I some guesses Ellen DeGeneres best guess so far by a lot there we go Okay, okay, nobody mentioned a white woman at all. Oh, why would we uh? All right, all right Oh, what be Goldberg's not a lesbian is she okay?

Didn't you might have it she's fucked head dancing she did fuck that dance fucked that dancing uh The stand-up woman should I go something Cheryl Crow Colder oh no, I don't all right all right Kelly Ripper Cooler wait was Ellen DeGeneres. I guess like same hostess what How's it say Kelly Clarkson? She helps a child a white woman on TV. It's a similar vein note. No change Nikki Glaser That's probably the best guess No change. Nikki Glaser.

That's probably the best guess so far. Oh. Whitney Cummings. Uh, slightly better guess. So we're really good. That's the best guess so far. A white woman comedian. It is a white woman comedian.

But Whitney Cummings doesn't host a show. Right. Best guess so far is Whitney Cummings doesn't host a show right Best guess so far is Whitney Cummings who's another big Sarah squirm That's a porn star Steven you rascal a lesbian woman mm-hmm with pale skin yes who makes this great nation laugh do it to them Titus can only be one woman Jane Lynch Rosie O'Donnell

Donald. Oh, I like that guess. I guess warmer. Can they be dead? Is Whitney coming? Yeah. Who knows? Wait, warmest? To my knowledge, this person is alive. I'll look that up right now.

Oh, I really need you to know that off the rip next time. For him to not know off the rip is a clue. Yeah, this person is alive. Petty white That's a dead woman she dead yeah fuck Roseanne To find out this way Roseanne might be the best guess so far now we got a new best a lot of best guess so far Okay, you guys are improving good Roseanne bar don't patronize us Sarah Silverman

We're in the neighborhood. Oh. So we- Wait, wait, wait. We started in the neighborhood. The neighborhood is bigger than the ballpark. The neighborhood is bigger than the ballpark. We're on the field.

Oh. Amy Schumer. Close. Very close. Has to be the best guess so far. Okay. Okay. No? Okay. They're just- best guess so far. Okay, okay.

They're just, okay. There's not many funny women. Funny women. Funny chicks. Chicks I would laugh at. Louis CK is not a chick. Is Barganzi? Barganzi is not a chick.

But Schumer's the, where were we at on the field with Schumer? What position? With home plate being closest? Outfield. Oh, outfield. That might as well be. Yeah. We're out to relay this. Goddamn. Well, Apple's not far from the Whoopie tree. We're going all around the Whoopie tree. You know you're at least in the category. Did you hear that? Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I know you love her.

That's probably best guess so far. So what? Are we at shortstop? But she's not a stand-up comedian. Uh... I didn't...uh... I wouldn't say this person's necessarily a stand-up comedian. This person's in the field. Tina Fey. Best guess so far. I wouldn't say this person's necessarily staying, this person's in the field. You're saying too much.

Tina Fey. Yes. Best guess so far. Oh. Melissa McCarthy. Slightly cooler. Amy Poehler. Slightly cooler.

I mean if he said Tina Fey, Amy Poehler should have been scorching hot. Right. Tina Fey was best guess so far? Yeah, Tina Fey was. So... Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Oh no. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. We got it. Can I ask a question? Does this person have our dick sized birthday? I don't know. Were you not paying attention earlier in the show?

Okay. I thought maybe Stephen is so... So locked in. Yeah, you can just read him like a book that he saw the name Aubrey Plaza. Yeah. No. No. Kristen Wiig. Oh. Woo. No. No change. Um. She was in the movie with Kristen Wiig.

Then that would be hot, right? What's her name though? The coat, though she's the one getting married. Oh, Maya Rudolph? Maya Rudolph. No change. We're still very close. We're in the infield.

Kate McKinnon? No change. I guess slightly cooler, but... Alright. I'm broken. Cause she's- so it's not Elizabeth. She's a- Who's- She's full-fledged.

Uh, Angelica Pickles? Angelica Pickles from Rugrats? Yeah. Pfft. I mean, we're- that- Where is that? We're very close. Wait, Angelica Pickles is closer?

That's close? Oh, I know who it is. Is it your doll Cynthia? It's Lil. She's McLil. Lil's lesbian doll. But you're saying Angelica Pickles is very close. Yeah, technically yes. What?

Great guess Connor. I think I know who it is. Say it. Is it Summer Sanders? No. Okay, I have no idea. It's there Reggie rocket modern No, you guys will kick yourselves when I tell you this Helga Pataki. It's gonna be Helga Pataki Nickelodeon woman Lisa Simpson sandy cheeks like a cave is on the right track like a What you're saying Sandy cheeks like a cave is on the right track like a saying What you're saying connected yeah, yeah, oh do you woman you said it's like a pig? Oh?

Who's like a Nickelodeon? Oh? Mary Beth what's her name? We're in bird. Yes. Oh my god. That's the best guy so We're all that girl the big girl How is one to see Whoopi and the ballpark yeah, we was Tina Fey! I was Whoopi in the ballpark! Yeah, wait, was Tina Fey the closest? It's a female entertainer. They all walk by. That's too big of a ballpark! Roseanne should have been the best guess at the end. Yeah, on Nickelodeon.

Namesake. What's Roseanne's show? Roseanne. Roseanne was Roseanne's show. I've only seen the Roseanne show. It was on Nick at Night. Man, that game is infuriating. Infuriating.

Yet addicting. You guys were only exclusively guessing black women and athletes. All right, so 44 was what we got. Let's beat it. That was 44? 44. That felt like 1,000.

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In the ballpark, Whoopi Goldberg. Female entertainer. Yeah. That's not. That can't be in the ballpark. I'll guess one All right, what do you want me to say on that then? You got another you got your second one yet ready. Oh, yep already All right, Brandon kick us off. Oh, I'm kicking us off. All right, gotta be 44 Ryan Seacrest Cool but yeah, that's a good first guess. I will go with Justin Timberlake. That's a great guess. Getting close to warm. Oh! Doesn't him like... Who's the Maroon 5 guy? Adam.

Levine. No change. Okay. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 fame. And of fame. Of Rob Thomas fame. And of just of fame.

For the song Smooth. Yes. Best guess so far. Thank you, Trey. Oh. It means a lot. Well, he shot our guesses down. Pretty quick. Oh.

Bouboulaye. Slightly cooler, but we're on the right track. Fred Durst. the right track Fred Durst no change from tightest guess Ed Sheeran slightly cooler seal uh some aspects warmer but or not not too much change and like a scarred face mutilation

Lenny Kravitz that's probably the best guess so far hmm okay is it possible I'm I'm worried we're stuck on singer and we shouldn't be yeah that seems like a trap worried um Tom Green Tom Green. Tom Green Show? The median service. No, that was not Tom Green.

Cool. Okay. Fuck. Meatloaf. Oh. Cooler. The best guess was still... Kravitz?

Fred Dur... No, Kravitz, yeah. Kravitz was the best guess. Jamiamiroquai that's the best guess now whoo oh you don't think we're certainly feel the player on the field of play what's on the field what it's a What is a miracle are we in fair territory though? Yes, okay? Bruno Mars That's probably the best guess so far oh We're on a best guess so far. We're gonna be either on best guesses Jason de Rulo I Don't know what that person looks like but yeah, I know that describe yeah

He's a handsome black no Mars best guess you're a marz best guess so far. Yeah, I have it I Have it go ahead there you go. I've got to respect the order, but I do have it fuck somebody give me a name Singer male singer just say a person any a person. Conan O'Brien. It's Neo, isn't it? No. Bruno. Bruno or Kravitz, best guess.

What do Bruno and Kravitz have? Ginuwine. No. Who cooler than those, but I mean we're still in the neighborhood. Pharrell. No, still other ones were. John Legend. Oh, no change. Good guess. Oh, what a change. Good guess. Lenny Kravitz. Yeah, why Lenny Kravitz?

Bruno and Lenny? Prince. A little bit cooler than the others, but I remember still on the field. God damn it. It's good, there's one thing that could break it through. One thing. Yeah, who it is. Break it through?

Kanye West? Cooler. Okay. through one yeah it is true Kanye West cooler okay what's the one thing Skeeter from Doug yeah ice cold oh Darius Rucker I thought it was gonna be somebody from bluffington student Baker sorry who'd you say Rucker I thought it was gonna be somebody from Bluffington Sorry, who'd you say Darius Rucker in in the neighborhood of best guess so far So not welcome to the neighborhood of best guess so far in the neighborhood of best guess just say best guess

What the fuck I'm trying to think is this person in a band or solo CeeLo green Starting to get cooler Usher We're we're going back on the field There's running in circles now though, so Kyle. What was your guess? Rucker Darius rucksuck so maybe a dip like a country genre that's not like Too mainstream even seems like he knows two country singers. Yeah

Yeah But like seal wasn't close Robin thick cooler so it's a black guy light skin though because of Kravitz and we gotta get we gotta get it we're gonna get it well let me get it rabbits but Bruno Mars is black I don't want to have to play this again. No. No. It's a light skinned film. You guys are shooting deep threes.

You need to work into the paint. Oh, we need to get more fundamental. So give us who's the best guesses so far? Bruno Mars. And Cravets. Bruno Mars and Cravets. I think that's fair. But they're like, have they both done Super Bowl shows?

Yes. They both play instruments? Cravets hasn't, has he? He just did at some big halftime show. But Prince was colder though. Yes he was. We said Prince and he said, and he's light skinned. But he is dead.

Light skinned guitarist, Super Bowl. So is it Dreadlocks? Is it the lead singer of Korn? I don't believe the chat's gotten it. Good god. Good god man good god I think we can rule out white is it my turn yes oh we need you I don't know That's the thing I stomped fucking stomped

That's try mixing it up try mixing it up man. Don't what you did skater go off the path Yeah, Biff Henderson from the late show with David Letterman That's not the bald guy is it yeah the stagehand oh I swear to god no colder colder for a second he's gonna be like very when you say mix it up I don't know if he's meaning within like the music industry like Bob Marley Cooler oh, I feel like I like the path that you're like on like that Michael Jackson What type of musician haven't we come out of the fucker? It's cool Jackson's cooler little like rabbits was the best fucking a man Yeah, I mean there's a lot of things to consider. I think Kravitz and Bruno Lenny Kravitz and Bruno Let me Kravitz's hats the most

I Through brando through for I just got to throw a curveball and see if it hits the corner jay-z Cooler a little bit Dale Lammerow not sure that is he was like he was the guy that folded the pizza boxes really fast cold cold fuck Enrique Iglesias right hero

hell yes Kate yeah Wow! What? Oh! That's my favorite song, right, hero? Hell yes, Kate. What? Yeah. Crushed our record. Wow. Wow. Oh, man. Oh.

When we do the 12 hour episode, we should have to get this like single digit. Yeah, that is painful. Wow, Kate. That's what keeps you coming back. Yeah, those moments. What a game. This game is like golf, man.

We're just shanking it all over the course. One good hit. You get it. That one birdie we just got. like golf man. We're just shaking it all over the course one good hit One birdie we just got and trying to say like 90 you want it like Latin men Nobody said anything like Latin. Yeah people yeah We got fixated on the black men. Yeah, it's hard not to really yeah Damn, it's a one All right, should we spin the wheel? That was torture.

It was pure torture. That was pure hell. I would say he's closer to like Justin Timberlake. He's like a soul. Yeah. Yeah. But that's okay. Teach their own interpretation.

He always gets us with the best of best. The ping pong song is an all time song. Ping pong song? Yeah, by Enrique Iglesias. Never heard. Starts out with ping pong noises. Run up the streams. All right, spin it.

I'm gonna spin it. I'm gonna spin it. I'm gonna spin it. I'm gonna spin it. I'm gonna spin it. I'm gonnalacius. Never heard of it. Starts out with ping pong noises. Run up the streams. Alright, spin it. That's the only thing I have to plug. Boom, baby. Alright.

We'll see everyone tomorrow. Hopefully we get our court. And then we got to finalize Pinto. Let's all think about that tonight. All right, see you everyone tomorrow. Thanks for watching! Yeah! Well, hey, see you tomorrow. Love you guys, bye.