The Yak - Will Compton Apologizes For WHAT? | The Yak 5-15-24

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

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Promo code yak. I just spilled. We got a Yakagami right now. Yep. Mm-hmm. Me, Brandon, Kate, Titus, the boys, the comedy boys. Yep. The greatest sports minds.

Oh, we muted them. Our microphone's off. Oh, we muted Kate's mic. Great show. People probably requested that. You know, we muted, or sorry, the comedy boys are going to be here momentarily. The funny guys aren't here yet. I thought you were saying we were the funny guys.

No. Oh, God, no. Okay. No, no, no. I felt excited for a second. We got nothing in us. Yeah. So let's just look at each other. Okay.

Brandon, congrats on. Thank you. I appreciate that. What? I saw the dozen voting came out. You know, this goddamn league, man. This goddamn league. It is crazy. If you look at the

fact that he can put out a graphic with those serious options, I'm not taking it seriously. What was your points? He does it on scoring, but if you're on a good team, you don't score as much because your other teammates are good. It's only one ball. It's smart if you want to win the MVP.

Put yourself on a team with idiots and then you're going to get awards. I tried that and I still didn't. I'm pretty sure if I played solo, I still wouldn't be anywhere near the top 20 in scoring. I don't know if I would. So MVPs, Kirk,

Lenny Balls, Keegs. The best players in the league we're really going to believe are Dana Beers, Eddie, Lenny Balls, Keegs. Please vote for me for captain of the really going to believe are Dana Beers, Eddie, Glennie Balls, Keegs. Please vote for me for captain of the year. I'm trying to win captain of the year so that... Kirk trained himself off his team. Yeah. Yeah. Kirk made it on there. I made the trade for Kirk. I almost shut down

the entire league because it was such a good trade. It was such a lopsided, like, holy shit trade. The entire league had a fucking identity crisis. You fleeced him. And I couldn't even be one of the seven. How many teams are there? Like 10? I think there's eight.

Seven of the 10 captains. Yeah. But we're just having fun. We don't take it seriously. No, I'm not taking it seriously. I do want to win captain of the year just because it is the head of the players union. So I want to stop any, like Dave winning captain of the year again would be

bad. Yeah. We got to, we got to get someone who's not going to strong arm Jeff to the fullest. So please vote for me. Captain of the year. I'd appreciate that. And write in Brandon for MVP. No,

I'd like to vote for you for captain of the year. I appreciate that. Yeah. I'm going to try to get, I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pledge is if I win captain of the year, I'm going to bring the power back to the players.

That'd be nice. Yeah. Yeah. No, I am. I've heard that. I am. I that i am i'm gonna we're gonna be you know what we'll do if i win cap of the year we're locking out fucking love that yeah we're locking out we're locking out now you're talking man yeah now you're playing we want yeah free ice cream yeah that's all i got that's all i got so far i want the russell westbrook ability to like get people ejected from yep like you i don't really do live events that much for the dozen but i want to do it for the taped events i want to have the ability as i'm watching my own show back to text jeff and be like kick that guy that's comedied in the chat yes okay that's saying bad shit get

him out of here ice cream ability to kick people out i I like these. What else? Fun buzzer. More fun something. You had me at ice cream, buddy. Button. Kate, you don't play trivia. No, I did one season, and I was so bad that I just never got asked that. Got kicked out of me. That's shocking. Yeah.

You wouldn't believe. Well, look at me at Sporkle, and that's why I don't. We should actually do, like, there should be a relegation league with just the worst, like, Kate and Jerry on a team. I actually love that idea that we could work our way back into the league. First to three wins. So the bottom players of the dozen have to play us at the end, and maybe we can. Yeah, right.

Yeah. A relegation. I would actually really like that. Because I want to get back. I'll start reading and learning things. I don't think that's, it's not. You can't really study for it. Steven does. Steven no he doesn't he doesn't read books though no but he wants to study okay steven before every time we have the week of the live dozen you'll just walk over to

steven and he'll just have like every draft pick in every four major sports for the last 50 years he'd be like he might ask this and he just sits there and crunches as a failing to prepare is preparing to fail that's a fact that's a fact how many of those little sayings do you think he has rattling around in his head at all times he's all sayings all of them he's like yogi he's the modern day yogi bara yogi bara had some good sayings yeah if there's a fork in the road pick it up yeah um 90 of the game is half mental. Yep. He almost had too many good ones because I know him for that and not being creepy.

Yeah, a good catcher. Hall of Fame catcher. Hall of Fame catcher. Wait, is he? It ain't over until it's over? Is that him? It ain't over until it's over. I think that P. Diddy guy's a pedophile.

Yeah. Women, focus on your families and don't get jobs. Right, yeah. Look into that Jeff Epstein guy. It's a problem. Yogi was early on that. Yeah. Who's a better quote guy all time, Yogi Berra or Winston Churchill?

Yogi Berra. Yeah, because Winston Churchill also played in like, I feel like he's in the steroid era. He was in a war. You're fighting Nazis. You can't come up with some good quotes? Also, he waited for us to come bail him out. And then he just said all the good stuff. Right.

Well, ish. Ish. Okay. Ish. Today on World Leaders with the Yak. Yeah. Russia did a great job. Well, Russia helped.

Yeah. Russia helped. Well, Germany fucked up by invading Russia. Che Guevara had great quotes. Yeah. I think he said, I didn't mean to kill all those guys. I'm not that bad. Hey, I know we walked back the crazy takes that Che Guevara might have been a good guy.

Did we still put the shirt on sale? I don't think so. Because the shirt was still a good idea because Stephen Che is kind of like a cult leader. I also. Of his own mind I did some soul searching after that uh confusion and I I think a hundred percent of the blame goes against Rage Against the Machine I loved Rage Against the Machine I mean they're still a great band they're the machine now but yeah I I remember listening to Rage Against the Machine and being like yeah I am anti-establishment yeah Yeah, in my pink bedroom with flower bedding.

Can I say something real quick? And I'm the most establishment guy there is. The establishment's fucking awesome. Yeah. For guys like us? I mean, come on. Rich White guy. Well, I don't.

Kate, Kate, Kate, you're not part of this. No, it could be better. Don't be laughing. Don't be laughing. I love that you guys are enjoying it. God damn, this establishment's sweet. I don't have a problem with it at all be right guys you guys are enjoying god damn this is i don't have a problem with it at all happy for you guys establishments just keep on keeping on go establishment go keep doing your thing establishment yeah taking care of the right people

um we do have uh we do have a guest coming on in a minute oh yeah don't know. TJ, can you send him the Zoom link? Oh. We'll get him on in a minute. And, yeah, and then we also, I texted the group last night. We'll wait until the other guys get here, but I wanted to do, I thought KB's take of sand dunes and butterscotch would be more popular. I wanted to have everyone bring a few. I got three. I got three as well.

I got a bunch. I'll say this while he's not here because I love KB, and I would never say this to his face, but I don't understand Sand Dunes. Yeah, Sand Dunes are just sand. Yeah, I actually thought both were bad examples. Butterscotch, I got him. I'm with him. I like Butterscotch.

Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah. Sand Dunes, it's like I don't – You've never run down one? Running down, but then what do you do? Run back up? No, you're down. Oh, you're down.

Maybe you've got to go back up. And you ever try to run up sand? That's terrible. That shit's tough. In the war, you get out of the ocean, you go up to the warm dunes, you pack the sand around yourself, you take a pee. I don't know if you know. Have you ever been around a sand like we have?

All right. I don't know that you've ever been in a situation where you'd be around a lot of sand. Yeah, that's a good point. We've been in sandboxes. We've been at beaches. Sandstorms. Yeah, sandstorms. You guys know.

The song. What do you know? No, nothing. I've never been. Yeah. I also tasked Stephen Chay to bring 40 of them because I know whatever he comes up with is going to be. Oh, look at that smile.

It's going to be. All right. So just random bucks quarterback from the last 15 years sean king do you want to hear one of mine kind of how many do you have or should we save it i have three okay i have three as well i have two i have three i can add a third i want to say save it because until they get back okay it is a killer segment i'll do i'll do one right now it's a throwaway but I believe it very much. Things that should be more popular?

Football. Football should be more popular. It's the greatest sport ever. It is the most popular, but it should be more popular. I like this take. Things that are the highest rated things are still somehow underrated. Yeah, like I don't understand why everyone in the country doesn't watch football every single Saturday and Sunday,

every single weekend. It's a little complicated. No, football should be more popular. Those rules. Isn't that, it's crazy, but I think it's right. It's crazy and it's a little brilliant. Yeah, it's right. Football should be 100% popular.

It should be 100%. Every single person should watch football no matter what. There's no one who should be 100% popular. It should be 100%. Every single person should watch football no matter what. There's no one who should be like, I don't like football. That's not a person to me. A lot of pauses. I'm sticking with root beer as my number one. I like root beer. I feel like every time I have a root beer, I say to myself,

why don't I have more root beer? And I never have more root beer. I just have it like once in't I have more root beer? And I never have more root beer. I just have it like once in a while. Do a float? You do a little ice cream? I won't do a float. I don't do tricks on it like that. I just like a good root beer.

Counterpoint, is birch beer better? No. What is that? Same thing, right? You never had that? No, I don't think so. So I don't know. I just said that was like a doctor hitting your knee.

Mm-hmm. And you kick. Stephen Chase says something, I say't think so. So I don't know. I just said that was like a doctor hitting your knee. Mm-hmm. And you kick. Stephen Chase says something. I say no. No. You didn't even hear what he said. No. No.

No. I feel like I've had birch beer and I didn't like it. Yeah, can we stop right there? What is birch beer? It's the same thing as root beer. Is that from Harry Potter, Jay? No, I think it's a Pennsylvania thing. Yeah, it's a Pennsylvania thing. It's a little

less sweet. It's a little more tart, a little more bite. Oh, tart? I never had a root beer and said I wish this was a little more tart. It's perfect with a soft pretzel. Tart sucks. You know what? Soft pretzels might make this less tart. Oh. Soft pretzels should be more popular.

Oh, I got another one. Now that we're going, I got one. But the problem with soft pretzels is be more popular Oh I got another one Now that we're going But the problem with soft pretzels is If you get a bad one It's like you couldn't be more disappointed Yep If you get one that's like been in the heater for too long And it's Too much salt

Yeah They just like load it up on salt But every now and then just when you need it You get the perfect one It's rare Yeah But it's a game changer Yeah

Yeah It is incredible well you had another one yeah i just added one going bowling yes every time i go i'm like call every time i go i'm like god damn you've never had a bad time going bowling ever but you still won't go bowling that often yeah it's only every now and then that you will go no you're right i haven't been in like two years yeah whenever and every every time I go, I'm like, God damn, this is fun. I should go bowling every week. We should have a bowling alley in this office.

Every Monday night I should go bowling. Yeah, we should. Yeah, I don't go bowling every Monday night. I don't go bowling every year. Why don't you and your neighbors start a bowling team? Me and Art and Don? You and the boys. Yeah.

I was in a bowling league. It was so much fun. You're pretty good. I can imagine where you would have a fun time doing that. Titus is better than me. I was in one in college. Every Tuesday night you just go and there's Monday nights you just go bowl. They had cosmic bowling every night. After 10 you could bowl from 10 to 1.

Cumstance. But you could bowl from 10 to 1 for $10 and just bowl. Black light. Bow? Cum stains. Yeah, but you can bowl from 10 to 1 for $10 and just bowl. Black light, bowling alleys. I think we talked about this two weeks ago. You can't walk into a black light bowling alley. I don't cum my pants, but there's never a 0% chance that I don't have cum on my pants. It's never 0%.

Does piss residue show up on black light? I don't think so. Okay, so I would be good at that. Would you say that my pants. It's never zero. Does piss residue show up on black line? I don't think so. Okay, so I would be good. Would you say that's fair that it's never? If someone walked up to you with a gun and they were like, I'm going to black light. You have to tell me right now. Is it zero cum on it?

I would never. I couldn't answer. I mean, if I bought the pants in the last five years. No, no. I don't think I've cum since 2019. But you could just get cum. Somebody else's cum on your pants? Yeah, you just accumulate it.

Who knows? Black Light scared the fuck out of me. When's the last time you had somebody else's cum on your pants? All you have to do is sit in a seat where someone else had cum on their pants. Yes. And then you...

Great point. It's passing along. Is this more prevalent? Secondhand cum. Is this more prevalent than i thought i just i'm just saying i'm always worried there could be a little bit of cum and so what is cosmic bowling you gotta look calm fine you kind of expect a bowling alley oh you can't you can't be under the black light never come on your pants you know how you're never

more than three feet away from a spider or the old myth says you're never more than like five feet away from coming to bowling alley it's you just gotta accept that it's there yeah i think it's crazy that we as a general public just you don't like those boxes at halloween where you stick your hand in you don't know what's in there that's nerve-wracking we just put our fingers in those holes and the balls yeah you don't know what's yeah would you theoretically do a glory hole was there ever a time in your life where you're like i never understood the other side of it like no because it could be a dude it could be a dude yeah it could easily be a dude the other side of it it say this is another life i'm another person say i'm getting paid

for it i'm like a lot lizard i would rather a glory hole because i i'll take the venus but i don't want to know who's attached to it. You don't want to see it. Right. Because it's probably not good. Yeah. So I would prefer it. If you could guarantee me it's a, well, I guess, would it matter? So that's just separate. I'll guarantee you there's a woman on the other side. We don't really know what she's going to do with your dick, though.

That's nerve-wracking. You just have many options, does she? I mean, but also, does it matter? The whole point of a glory hole doesn't really matter if it's a woman or not. You feel a mustache on your dick. How comfortable is it to put your pussy on a hole? That can't be that comfortable. Oh, I thought we were just talking mouth stuff.

No, I've seen videos where they glory hole your ass. I feel like that would be a little uncomfortable. So if I put my penis in a glory hole, you're saying there could be a woman on the other side throwing her ass into my... I don't know what I thought. Onto the wall? I guess I had a misunderstanding of glory holes. I thought it was a mouth. I know, but I've seen videos where it's been other things.

Oh, well, if it's just mouth, then... She could have a cow prod and just zap you and run. Oh, yeah, but there's a wall protecting you, right? Protecting her from you chasing her after she zaps you. Yeah, that's a nerve-wracking thing. Maybe that's what guys get off on, though, the excitement. My way didn't make a lot of sense. I assumed glory holes were just almost 100% gay.

I thought they were pussies. I thought it was like 100% gay because the whole point of the glory hole is like you don't want to say that you're gay, but you want your dick sucked. Yeah, it's like gay for guys who don't want to say yeah it's straight gay guys yeah yeah the number one straight gay guys activity is glory go is it that prevalent though i mean i'm gonna i've never seen one i haven't either i've seen a couple really restrooms ohio i like rest stops and shit yeah but i don't know if they're jokes though if they're just people like cut out holes and really stick your dick through this. You never put your dick in?

No, I never did. It's one of my great regrets in life. I think I'm too old. I think that time has come and gone. But yeah, there were, when you're younger and you're like figuring out what your penis is.

Yeah. And you're told about a situation where you can just like put it in a hole. Yeah. And I don't really know what's going to happen. Like that's, that's pretty exhilarating. With my luck. I feel like I would just like my penis would get handcuffed.

And they'd just be like, all right, come with us, sir. Imagine handcuffing your penis. I could get out of that one pretty easily. Do we have our guest? Hey! What's up, team? Hey, my first question. Why is Kate not at home?

That's a great question. I should be. Why? What happened? Because I've been lied to by the establishment that I should have a job. Yeah, true. Yeah. True.

I know. She should be at home embracing her motherhood. Yeah. So I was talking to Will last night. Will is great because every week I go on Twitter and it's Will doing a selfie video apologizing. I was like, what did he do this time? I sent him the video. He is Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.

And that's just him on the Internet. So the latest controversy is his guy, JP. No, JP2. JP. Was it JP who posted it or JP2? No, Jack Yeah, JP2 So JP2 posted the Bucker video Did not watch it

Which is a crazy movie Did not watch a video That's so crazy Just the guy's guy listening to a video of like being a man And don't let these pussies emasculate us and i was just like oh fuck yeah let's post this um and then i do want to be clear though i'm not on the internet every week apologize i'm never apologizing on the internet you what was the selfie video you apologize a lot you You apologized and put up. What was it? There was an expectation

and I told people, they were talking about the whole daughter thing. It was yank, yank and you can get fucked because obviously I don't I can have my opinion. I'm being like, yeah embrace being a man and that's pretty insane that he's telling these graduating women that they should be looking forward to being a homemaker. Hold on, hold on.

Will, you don't apologize on the internet? You say I go on every weekend apologizing on the internet. All I'm saying is, no, I am not. Oh, I guess you didn't apologize for your show not being up today. You just said... From what? I thought you apologized literally like two hours ago. You never said the words, I'm sorry.

Yeah, exactly. I have some questions for you, Will. I have some simple questions for you that i just wanted to ask okay all right you ready yes okay can a woman be a doctor no what oh jesus okay um all. Let me ask the next one. Can a woman be a lawyer? No. No, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on? What the fuck? All right. All right. No doctor, no lawyer. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Can a woman be president? Good question. No. Oh, my God. This guy is. I kind of think he sides with Booker.

I mean. What is going on, Will? Will, are you there? So much teeth. Yeah, I'm here. What was that? Do you have any more questions? Listen, I'm here. What was that? Do you have any more questions? Listen, I'm fluid.

I'm open to other ideas. Okay. All right, all right. Here's another one. Here's another one. Can a woman do any job besides having kids and being a wife? No, no, no. No.

Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. What the fuck? This is crazy. Wow. I'm going to say it. He's canceled. I'm going to have to cancel. Will, this is, I thought when we talked last night, you were like, this Bucker thing was

crazy, but you just, I gave you lawyer, I gave you doctor, I gave you president. And you have a daughter too, Will. That's what's crazy to me. One on the way too. oh yeah every time my daughter she tries to do anything outside of the house i immediately turn her around and get her back inside i'm like hey go up your mother with dinner can you hear our audio do you have any idea what just happened yeah what do you mean i i heard you did you hear yourself yeah are you confident like in all your answers

yeah i mean look we're on the yak aren't we having fun like look guys my mom was was a working mom my wife is a soon-to-be owner of uh she's a soon-to-be business owner. I'm all for the women working. If we're genuinely acting it, he definitely didn't hear the clip that we're going to put out. He definitely didn't. Yeah, we just need to clip that right away. He doesn't realize what happened.

Yeah, we got you, Will. Yeah, no doubt. I'm down that phone on the internet. This is going to be the best year in a long time. It's an election year. No, I don't... Is he talking to us? Is he on the phone right now with someone else?

Who are you talking to? Did you pre-record this? Am I getting pranked? Well, Will, I asked the question, then we muted you, and we had audio of you saying no, and we played that off all those questions. Okay, good. Good. I love it.

I love it. It's going gonna look good on the internet i know i know people are i've gotten a couple texts like hey is this is this what you really think yeah you're you're just you're bamboozled by the internet your video was good i mean there's just there's nothing you can do once the internet gets a hold of something they're just like ravenous they just want to they there's a whole group of people that spend all day just being like who we're gonna who we're gonna dog pile now yeah bro like it was it was crazy it was like four o'clock i was telling you like i was driving home and jack was like hey i just want to put this on your radar i don't know if you've seen this yet and i start looking at all the comments and everything. And I'm just like, oh my God.

Like people are like, Will, you have two daughters. I can't believe this would post. And then I just acknowledge it being like, hey, we got ourselves on a bit of a pickle with this clip. And people are like, don't you fucking bend the knee, pussy. You guys are crazy on here, dude.

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. crazy all right when are we gonna see you next will do we have anything going on maybe uh maybe early next month because we gotta do something with chef donnie oh nice all right get over here yeah do you guys have anything going on in the first half of June? No, I don't think so. Olympic Games of beer. Oh, yeah. That's the back half. That's the back half, which I can't. No, we're doing.

You can't back out. Oh, yeah, we are. We're doing our Olympics. Our Olympics case race. Our Olympics case race. That's right. Yeah, you guys want to be in on that? I would love to.

When is it? Whenever. We'll build the whole schedule around you okay i'm done with that we can we can hit a time in july yeah all right wait so if you're coming for chef donnie we actually should you should tell me when you're coming because we should do a case race dude i missed the case race let's do it i think it is time and it would be the first one in this new office where like we've never done it with a full court in front of us that's kind of scary to think about really yeah yeah there's so much a lot of room to shake the delivery guy's hand after he comes with the pizza. You get the delivery guy playing some five-on-five with us. Yeah.

Look, I'm down. Once we figure that out, I'll let you know if we can do a case race. We got to prepare for the Beer Olympics anyway. Okay. All right. All right. Well, we love you, Will. Don't let the internet beat you up too much.

Okay. I love you guys, too. All right. See you. Bye, Will. See you. Just another week for Will what a bad guy

I'm gonna need that clip for sure I don't think it's still registered no he has no idea what just happened well I'm so dumb I thought he was saying no just to be funny it didn't occur to me immediately that it was like what was happening I thought he was just saying no to be funny and uh

KB what's going on? I didn't have to use the first one to walk in. I know, right? Apologies. Okay. A thousand sorrows. We just missed Will. Compton?

Yeah. Said some really fucked up shit. About having another daughter? Yeah, we can play it for you when everyone else gets in here. He's going to get canceled again. What'd he do? He just... Double down. Bad guy, double down on all of it. Double down, yeah. All get cancelled again What'd he do? He just Double down Bad guy

Double down on all of it All of it What's he saying? The but Did you see the Butker kicker? I uh Didn't watch but I He's very pro Butker

Of course That's how you go The funniest part about all of that Is like Why didn't anyone just be like He's a kicker Who cares Yeah

It's a big time Who cares He's a kicker The quote I saw was like big time who cares he's a quote i saw was like men need to start being more masculine or was there more that was the more yeah the second part was a woman's only worth basically is uh oh he said that he said to the graduating women here you've all been like you've all been lied to because the best thing you could possibly do is like be a homemaker yeah imagine being a woman who can't physically have children and you're just like well i just kill myself now

you just spent four years of your life grinding to yeah graduate is buck curtain nice with it is he good oh he's like the best yeah he's awesome i guess he's gotta be right then because yeah what was um who did peyton manning call the idiot kicker vanderjack vanderjack when vanderjack said something he's like i don't care what the idiot kicker says our idiot kicker got liquored up yeah vanderjack went on a radio show in canada and i think he said something like peyton manning is like overrated or something yeah and that was like peyton Manning coming off MVP year. Yeah. Vanderjack.

And then he missed that kick against the Steelers, I want to say. Hey, Mook. Hey. What were you guys taping? A little sketch. A little sketch at a little restaurant bar. Nice. Yeah, Nick's wrapping up now.

Oh, he's still got to go? They're getting some final B-roll. Oh, nice. But he should be here soon. We briefly started our things that should be more popular. What do we have so far? Football. Yeah, football.

Football should be a little bit more popular. I think it should be a lot more popular. Oh, like globally? No, just even people in America not watching. That's crazy to me. Any other arguments? No, everyone kind of agreed with football. I think football is just popular enough.

No. I don't think you want it more popular, actually. You want more dorks. I have a couple others. I don't want more dorks. You want more dorks I have a couple others You want more dorks Showing up at your tailgates Like NBA Twitter Is that what you want out of football? You gotta keep some people out

Do you have a couple? One of mine is Competitive adult sports Oh Like intramurals? It's just so weird that if you don't master or like pick up a sport by 18 you're done so many men are in their physical prime in their mid-20s and a lot of guys don't start lifting until they're like their early 20s so you have guys

who are 24 physical specimens genetic freaks and they have no opportunity to be a linebacker or play football competitively ever. I like this take just because it's now I'm just imagining like a group of guys who never played baseball growing up, like 30 year old guys, like actually starting a T-ball. That would be awesome. That would actually yeah a lot of guys don't realize their potential until it's too late like i would absolutely love to play in like a soccer league i've never played soccer in my life yeah i would say yeah it would be so fun to like try to sending a good call try to sending league it should be like there should be yeah there should be you can enter into the bottom level like i would i would do hockey hockey would be so fun

hockey would be so fun if i could skate yeah but no but we started skating i think there would be so like the depth would be so much higher if we if that was a thing oh man this is a good one i mean the stigma is like oh you're pathetic if you care too much as an adult competitive sports starting like like hockey you you don't know how to skate but i would start if we literally started at the bottom i do a beginner league and then yeah okay yeah like we played peewee no adult competitive sports is a great even like just a little bit older it's it's so weird that it cuts off pretty much at 18 or 22 but i like it it's like this we call it like the second chance league yeah and i bet you get a second chance to develop some superstars.

Some of my favorite memories ever were like the adult baseball league that I played in when I was 30. Right. It's amazing. But you should do that across the board for everything. And you should be able to enter sports that you never played. Yeah. So you start like division, whatever class. And then the best people from that class go up to the next class.

Yeah. And it gets increasingly more competitive until maybe you have a new pro superstar well i was saying wouldn't it be awesome if it was just like a bunch of 30 year old guys playing t-ball because they never learned how to play baseball i like the hockey idea a lot like high school teams but for 30 year olds and there's a varsity league that plays the other cities that don't varsity leagues and because you do you like i would never try to play hockey right now

because I'd be ashamed but if you had a spot where I felt safe it was all people if there were all of us didn't know how to if there were a hundred of us

that didn't know what we were doing we had someone teaching us that would be so much fun that would be so pathetic that's a great idea so that's

that would be it would be really sad I think starting now that would be it would be weird but that should have been I don't know why that was ever created the system that is in place now

I like that a lot I might hate it it used to be a lot more prevalent back in the 30s and 40s small towns would have teams of adults that's what pro sports were it was just the groundswell teams of small towns

their free time just playing shit. Yeah. What else we got? Anyone else want to go? I have one. Yeah, go ahead, Kate. Screened in porches. Oh, yeah.

I hate bugs. I love being outside. Every time I've been on a screened in porch, lovely. Wonderful. No bugs coming at my food, i'm outside coming through why do they why why are they not you never see them they're not pulling more pop screens are hard to maintain after about five years one of the screen gets a rip and then all of a sudden you don't have a screen in porch anymore so you just rip the whole thing down now you got an open porch maybe if we had more of them they'd be better quality and you know it'd be more of a thing i wish there was more screen that's a great one it's a good one

because you're sitting outside with none of the issues of outside yes do you do you feel outside in that situation yeah yeah i do get a nice breeze you can smell the air birds but you don't have to deal with bugs and all that oh you know what's? Sitting in a screened-in porch and watching it rain. Yeah, watching a storm. Watching it rain around you. Also, the sound of that door closing is... Yep, the double of the wood going up. It hits and then comes back.

It's a great... It's a good sound. Also, touching the screen just a little. How high are we on wind chimes? I'm a nine. I love them. I'm like a seven. I think it's the most wonderful sound.

I bought my wife some for Mother's Day. I almost said my mom. I bought her a birdhouse. Oh, let's build on that. Bird feeders. There should be more bird feeders around. I think birds get fed plenty. I think there should be more.

I think it's a beautiful thing. He says less. I don't say less. He implied less. I didn't imply less. We still do. I haven't seen one bird feeder in Chicago. We're still doing bird baths. Not as much, I don't think. Do didn't imply less. I haven't seen one bird feeder in Chicago. We're still doing bird baths.

Not as much, I don't think. Do those work? Yeah. My grandma used to have one, and I haven't seen one since. That's the last time I saw one. The early 90s, probably. But they're still for sale at the garden centers. Oh, really?

They move product as much. You see they have bee baths? The ceramic is the size of a golf tee, and there's just enough water you put in them that mosquitoes can't grow i don't need bees i'm gonna put some in my new garden you're attracting bees yeah you feed the bees i feel like the bees will ferrell made one joke like the bees are dying alarmingly rate and then now everyone's like oh we got to be careful the bees suck fuck bees they suck bees don't suck people are people are still on Save the Bees.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what? Honey. Honey. Honey. Just buy honey. Yeah, but it's fine.

But honey, every time you have honey, goddamn honey's good. Honey with chicken nuggets. Honey as a mix, as an ingredient. Honey's good. You guys do chicken nuggets with honey? Yeah. That's my favorite. Yeah.

It's good. But you're right. Commercial honey isn't like... They're not pumping it out like ketchup. You know what it is? It's because honey, first of all, I think it lasts forever. And two, when you buy a thing of honey, what's the fastest you can go through it?

Like two months? Yeah, you can't speed. No one ever... Do people finish honey? People never finish honey. No, you just get to that last part no one's coagulate bear just yeah loiters yeah gross yeah i gotta i gotta i think wednesday should be more popular now you're gonna have to sell me on this one i agree let's hear it but for a different reason okay i think that when you go through the days of the week you know obviously saturday sunday people love friday's the best

thursday gets good rap and then they lump monday through wednesday and together i think wednesday's like it's the portal to the weekend where you get to wednesday afternoon you're like i love you've made it like the next four days are like days, you could drink on a Thursday socially. Yep. So once you get through Wednesday, it's like, this is great. So that Wednesday mid-afternoon, I think that's a fucking sweet spot where you have everything in front of you, and it shouldn't be put into the Tuesday tranche.

Wednesday is way better. Especially summer Wednesday. Yeah. Let me throw a counterpoint at you all right so wednesday afternoon i uh dread monday and tuesday i have procrastinated monday and tuesday i don't want to ruin my thursday and friday with a big workload i feel like wednesday i realize how much work is on my plate i gotta get it done i gotta figure out a way so i can ease toward the weekend i feel like wednesday could be a sneaky stressful day some weeks no wednesday wednesday it's like

second and 12, and Wednesdays you're running for a gain of six to set up third down. Right, but I'm not trying to get a first down on Wednesday. I'm trying to just set up. Yeah, but Monday and Tuesday is like a tackle for a loss, and they kind of throw Wednesday in that group. Wednesday, there should be more events on Wednesday. I like that too.

Tuesday gets love, I think because it's like an even day. Yeah. There's a lot of Tuesday night things. I'm not a fan of Tuesdays. Mondays, that should be how it is. Also, Wednesday in the fall, when you get to the afternoon of Wednesday and you're like, I got all the football in front of me. Yeah. That's a great feeling. Yeah, but Monday

has its own renaissance in the fall when it has football. I used to have a Wednesday drinking routine in Philly. I would host a bar show. I would get fucked up. I would eat nachos, wake up late for work on Thursday, and then the weekend had started at that point. Yeah. It just feels like Wednesday you get to that point of Wednesday afternoon,

you're like, I'm there. Sounds like you just replaced Wednesday with Friday. Pretty much. Yeah, but that's actually what I'm talking about. I did that routine for like a year. You can do that on it. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, too. I was like, you're just describing what I'm talking about. I did that routine for like a year. You can do that on it. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, too.

I was like, you're just describing like being unemployed. Yeah. I was working from home. You could have done that at any time. Fucked up whatever you want. Thursday is the true, like, you can go out and feel like, all right, this is good. So Wednesday's the portal to that. I think Wednesday should be more popular. With that watered down Thursday and Friday.

That would then, yeah, that's what I really are important to do. But it's also a vibe because it's also you're not going to drink on wednesdays Wednesday should be a non-drinking you're describing pre-thursday because when you drink on a wednesday you shouldn't be drinking on a wednesday thus it makes the drinking more fun you feel bad right but i'm also saying again remember this is the prompt is things that should be more popular i don't think wednesdays are like awesome yeah i'm not making a a plea for wednesdays to be better than fridays get them out of the monday saying wednesday should be considered more of like a good day than a bad day whereas monday and tuesday wednesday evening afternoon yeah as soon as you get past lunch on wednesday you're over the hump yeah you're you're there yeah all right i're there I have a product

I think I'm the first one to throw a product at you Bugles Bugles put them on your finger you can stack them I think Bugles don't get the love potato chips obviously get love

maybe other things if I'm on a road trip, Bugles is a top five road snack for me I like Bugles Am I alone here? Let's talk about taste I think they taste pretty good I think they're underappreciated How should they be more popular?

If you think they're underappreciated They shouldn't be mainstream Here's the problem with Bugles You ever eat a full bag of Bugles? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, your stomach hurts instantly. Bugles are like, if I could eat seven Bugles, then I would agree with you. I think Bugles are underrated and should be more.

Cardboard hat's the only thing. It's sodium. If it wasn't covered in salt. It's a competitive market. What do you mean? How are they going to become more popular? Fritos are better than Bugles. They should be more available.

Fritos are not. I don't think Fritos are better than Bugles. Fritos are not. I don't think Fritos are better than Bugles. They're so much better than Bugles. Yeah, you have to add chili cheese to Fritos to make them more popular. No, no. Give me the OGs. OGs are great. You would take a standard bag of Fritos over a standard bag of Bugles? I think y'all are crazy. I will say the ranch Bugles are pretty good.

Every time I smell Stella's paws, I'm like, I need some Fritos. Yeah. Dog's paws. They smell like Fritos? Oh, yeah. Dog paws. Dog paws smell like Fritos. That's a thing. 100%. That's a fact.

Yeah, it's like the best smell ever. Didn't know that. Oh, I got to get a whiff. Yeah. I think it's because dogs sweat through their paws, right? No, I think it's because Fritos are actually made out of dog paws. Oh, either way. That'd be crazy if Fritos are like our secret sauce.

I'd take plain Tostitos. Oh, look at that. Oh, well, come on. What? Impossibly underrated if you're number one. Oh, I didn't. This is number one. Oh, good point.

Great point. I think they should be more popular. I don't think they're as popular. What do you mean? They should be eaten more or more available for purchase? Yeah, what does that mean? Oh, let's say there was a vending machine in this office, okay? There's going to be a bag of regular lays. There's going to be a bag of regular Lay's.

There's going to be a bag of the barbecue Lay's. There's going to be a bag of sour cream and onion. There might be a bag of Ruffles. There's going to be Fritos. There's going to be a bag of Cheetos. There's going to be a bag of Doritos. It's 40% likely you're going to get a bag of Bugles in that. I actually haven't seen them in forever.

I think they need to be a staple of vending machines, of any snack counter. Bugles should be right there alongside the chips. I disagree. This is an hour or two answer. We just started this exercise and you're throwing out bugles. Again, you can't eat so many bugles.

I think you just got a bad stomach because I can eat bugles all day. No, it's not even the stomach. It's like you almost feel the oil on you. Yeah. What do you think potato chips are? I understand. But potato chips are just a staple of society. They are.

If I'm going to eat a bag of chips, I'm not eating a bag of Bugles. No. I'm eating a bag of Doritos. I'm eating a bag of salt and vinegar kettle chips. And I think you told on yourself with the way you described it. What I said is fair to myself. You said it was when you're on the road. trip snacks i'll buy them at the grocery store different than regular days i'll buy them at the grocery store road trip snacks you can get wild how many how

many bags of bugles in your house right now in my house right now yeah i would say the average is one but it being wednesday probably zero oh shit that's a ding on Wednesday. Yeah, that's... Fuck. It's probably zero. But Sunday afternoon, probably a bag of Bugles around somewhere. All right. Okay. What else you got? I'm waiting to go to Steven because Steven has food.

I guess I'm not... I'll throw a quick one out. Yeah, I got a... Hors d'oeuvres. Oh, I think they're very highly rated. No, popular. I should be able to go to a restaurant or a shop and just have a bunch of hors d'oeuvres. What are you describing as hors d'oeuvres? While you're waiting for your table.

Tiny foods. Finger foods. I like this idea. While you're waiting for your table, there's just a guy walking around opening up the waiting room. They're exclusive to weddings? Kyle, have you thought about tapas? No, hors d'oeuvres. But tapas is an hors d'oeuvres restaurant.

I would go to a hors d'oeuvres bar. Small thing with two sticks sticking out and you just take one bite. It's all one bite, right? Or just a restaurant that comes out with a plate of hors d'oeuvres. I have a dream of a bar that's just hors d'oeuvres and dips. And there's a rotating cast of dips and hors d'oeuvres throughout the week. And it's 10. It's capped off at 10. But hold on.

You guys are saying, too, like, I agree with you. I would definitely go to that restaurant, but I don't, I think hors d'oeuvres are very popular. Like, when I go to a wedding, I'm like, I can't wait for the hors d'oeuvres. But that's just wedding. But you have to go to a wedding to have it. Are there more events? Why can't we have that all the time? More scenarios. What about a football game if you were in the concourse

and there was fucking hors d'oeuvres? Yeah, no, I see what you're saying. We just, we should, oh and there was fucking hors d'oeuvres? Yeah, no, I see what you're saying. We should do hors d'oeuvres week. I would love that. Johnny does hors d'oeuvres week. I will literally pay for waitstaff to just walk around. For an entire week? Hors d'oeuvres week. Y'all remember those upfronts we had in New York

and we had hors d'oeuvres guys? I would just follow those sons of bitches around. I would go to a bar that you pay up front like a door fee where there was just hors d'oeuvres walking. Mount Rushmore hors d'oeuvres. Pigs in a blanket. We're talking about wedding hors d'oeuvres, right? Pigs in a blanket.

I think spanakopita's got to be on there. Any like taquito style thing. People sleep on the pepperoni pinwheel. Bacon wrapped scallop. That was white trash. That's not white trash. Can we get a list?

No, but it's white trash for a wedding. That's fine. Pinwheel? They're white trash hors d'oeuvres. I love pinwheels. What she said is delicious. I agree. I love pinwheels, but we're talking about wedding hors d'oeuvres.

Well, pigs in a blanket kind of are too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but they dress them up. Mini tomato soup with grilled cheese. All they do with the pigs in a blanket, you just put a little cup of like honey mustard next to it. No.

This is fancy. The seeds. Yeah. The fucking seeds. Yeah. So what's number four? Bacon? I think.

Oh, bacon wraps. What about a crab cake? Those look amazing. Oh, the five-o cups. Any seafood. Shrimp cocktail. Shrimp cocktail. Get that out of here.

Not that. No, no. Not that. Not meatballs. No meatballs. Yeah, meatballs for sure. I don't know. I think these are all pretty good. Slider. Oh that out of here. Not that. No, no. Not that. Not meatballs. No meatballs for sure. I don't know. I think these are all pretty good.

Slider. Oh, this is great. Yeah. This is great. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, anything on a little crostini is great. Yeah.

Cheeseburger. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That might be the four. We're going to do our hors d'oeuvre week, Nick. Hors d'oeuvre week?

Yeah. Talking about things that should be more popular. do our hors d'oeuvre week, Nick. Hors d'oeuvre week? Yeah. Talking about things that should be more popular. I said hors d'oeuvres. Yeah. My two so far are football and Wednesday. Oh, deviled eggs. Wednesdays? Wednesdays.

No, fuck yourself, bud. How do you feel about bugles? No, Wednesdays are good. Bugles? Yeah. Witchy fingers? Yeah. Not good.

Yeah. What do you think about football, though? Football is underrated. Yeah, it should be more popular? It should be the most popular sport in the world. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I should be more popular. It should be the most popular sport in the world. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I got a crazy one. I actually stumbled upon this on PMT yesterday. I think walkie-talkie should be more popular. I really do. I don't know why I have walkie-talkie, but they should. Have you ever played with walkie-talkie? It's so fun. I feel like their work percentage

isn't high enough that's fair that's a fair criticism they don't work enough I want to eat some modern walkie talkies that are maybe miniature if we're just walking

around the office I'm like hey Titus what are you over I like yeah you could text him it's a voicemail oh they're fun

did they give up on walkie talkies when cell phones became popular I think they did well remember there was a cell phone that did that

the next cell the next cell sound construction workers the yellow one yeah I think walkie talktalkies when cell phones became popular? I think they did. Remember there was a cell phone that did that? The next cell. The next cell. Sound. Construction workers. The yellow one, yeah. I think walkie-talkies should be more popular. I think we all should have walkie-talkies. Why don't we get some walkie-talkies then?

We should have them for bed minutes. Why doesn't the Yak gang have walkie-talkies? Let's go. Let's all have walkie-talkies. So we wear them on our belt? Yep. While we're in the office, we don't ever use the group text.

We only use the walkie-talkies. I like you having an announcement. I really use the walkie-talkie. If you have an announcement, we'll group. Keep this line clear. Over. Walkie-talkies rock. Mincy spotted next to intern. Over. Yeah.

I love walkie-talkies. I do love the idea of at bedtime. It's like saying goodnight to each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Goofing. Like, how far can walkie-talkies reach? Not far.

Not far. Again, that's the problem they haven't evolved i bought some for my son and it's like well they have their cell phones now right but walkie talkie should have it's not taking the ride with cell phones and been at least close who are people that need walkie talkies like park rangers yeah people without service park rangers like security guards work at retail see if we got size 12 in the back. Yeah. There's just so much fun.

The sound they make with beep. Military. Yeah. Oscar Mike. That crackle. Yeah. I might get into a walkie-talkie phase. I'm just going to say it right now.

Me and my boys do voice memos. Yeah, I don't like those. They're fun. I just want to caution you if you do, because I feel like you're about to go on the internet and buy 12 walkie-talkies. Remember you bought the restaurant pagers, and those lasted about five minutes. I think a little less. It was a great five minutes, so we put them in Frank's while he's watching the Mets.

I'm going to buy some walkie-talkies for us. Yeah. Walkie-talkies. That's pretty cool. Who's had the best underrated thing? Hors d'oeuvres might be number one. Hors d'oeuvres might be. Fuck going bowling went well.

I said screened in porches. Screened in porches is great. They look like shit, though. No. After a while, they do. But if you maintain them. You don't want them seen. A little bit tacky.

Yeah. But that's okay. Peter Griffin has one. Only one family guy's been tacky. Yeah. But that's okay. Peter Griffin has one. Only one family guy has been shot in. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Nick, you have one.

Sleepovers. Those are underrated, but I think everybody... Should they be more popular? I don't think. Because the second they become more popular, they lose their... Can we stop and define something here? What? I feel like by saying underrated and then –

underrated and should be more popular are the exact same. No, they're different. How are they not? They're different. If you're saying – Because people love hors d'oeuvres. They're rated highly, but they're not popular. Football is rated very highly.

Okay, okay. Bugles, underrated. But if I say something is underrated, I am saying people do not rate this as highly as they should. Therefore, they should be more popular. Does that not go hand in hand? No. That's what he's saying about borders.

There's a therefore. There's no therefore. How's there no therefore? Because there's not a therefore. There's two separate thoughts. You can't just say two things and put therefore between them and connect them. It doesn't work that way. There's an indirect correlation.

Sherry O'Terry was an incredibly underrated Saturday Night Live cast member. Yeah, but she didn't need to be a movie star. She needs to be more popular. No, she doesn't need to be more popular. She was right where she needed to be. We just need to acknowledge that she's underrated. We don't need to then give her... She's not a leading lady of Hollywood.

Right. It's not like we all acknowledge she's underrated, so let's make her a movie star. We're just acknowledging she's underrated. I'm going to say underrated and should be more popular are the exact same thing. You didn't understand the assignment. I did understand the assignment. Why did you say Bugles then? Why'd you say Bugles?

If you understood the assignment, why'd you say Bugles? They would be more popular if people enjoyed them more. Correct. If people actively don't enjoy them too much. I have one that would explain it. So it's very highly rated. People always enjoy them, but you don't see them more. Correct. People actively don't enjoy them too much. I have one that would explain it. So it's very highly rated. People always enjoy them, but you don't see them often. Pierogies. Yes. Every time I have a pierogi.

Pierogies should be more popular. I have pierogies twice a week. Mr. T's? Mr. T's. So good. How do you guys cook your pierogies though? On the stove with a bunch of onions. Do you just throw them on frozen?

Somebody show me a pierogi. I'm in it for the quick meal. Try boiling them for a little bit, soften them up, then you fry them. I haven't done that. Because then you flash fry them with some butter. They're all the way cooked. The best. The place down the street here does the jalapeno cheddar.

It's a dumpling slash. No, it's. No, no, no. No, no, it's pierogies. I think you almost just got to go potato in there. I like the classic potato. Yeah, because that almost becomes an empanada. Well, that's almost gnocchi.

It's a soft empanada. We ate them on the show last year. No, gnocchi is just made of potato. They're not stuffed. Before the World Cup, we had them on the show. Think before you speak. Like, everyone likes them. Fuck you.

You never see them anywhere. Fuck you. You never see them anywhere. Yeah, pierogies. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a very good one. Good one. She's proved it. Brandon, try again. Try again. No, they're highly rated. They're highly rated.

They're not popular. Brandon, you want to see how it's done? Yes. Octopus is a favorite animal. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They are super smart. Yeah.

They're fascinating. I can actually see that. Everybody has like a shark or a bear or a wolf. Octopus should be a very common favorite animal. And when you see an octopus video, you stop and watch. They're beautiful. They're smart. They can open up shit. They can stop and watch it. They're beautiful. They're smart. They can open up shit.

They can get out of jars. Alien. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great one. Did you watch that My Octopus Friend? No. Piss me off.

Oh, my God. Piss me off. Why? The giant squid. Giant squid. That's not a friend. Octopus should be a top three favorite animal amongst children. Yeah.

Yeah. Everything about them. It always goes to like a bear, a dog. Yep. Tiger. Yeah. Yeah. Everything about them. It always goes to like a bear, a dog. Yep. Tiger. Yeah. Eagle. Yeah.

I bet you it's out of the top 25 favorite animals amongst kids. I would agree. Yeah. It is. I'll do a poll tonight. It doesn't even get there. I'll do a Gallup poll. The O spot on children's charts, that's always otter.

Or even sometimes ox. Sometimes it's ox. Who the fuck knows what an ox is? Without an x-ray, what's going to be in that x-spot? Xylophone. Ah, there it is. Those are the only two x-words. Yep.

All right, Brandon. Go ahead, Brandon. Try again, Brandon. All right, come on, Brandon. All the rest of mine are just southern things that I think should be more popular. Boiled peanuts. SEC football.

Get them. Good point, Kate. I love boiled peanuts. Boiled peanuts are delightful. That was mine. Don't you put them in like Coke? No, that's not boiled peanuts. That's just regular salted peanuts. That should. I brought boiled peanuts. Don't you put them in like Coke? No, that's not boiled peanuts. That's just regular salted peanuts. Ah. That should.

Idiots. I brought boiled peanuts. No, I did. Yeah, that. That's not. Yeah, yours sucks, Brandon. This one sucks. That's a trucker move, isn't it?

Also, green bean casserole. That's really good. Delicious and amazing. Yeah, it is good. It should be more popular. It should be. It should be in more restaurants. It should be in restaurants.

Does Bob Evans serve green bean casserole? I don't know, but it should be. What about cream corn? That should be more popular. It should be in more restaurants. It should be in restaurants. Does Bob Evans serve green bean casserole? I don't know, but it should be. What about creamed corn? That should be more popular. Corn in general should be more popular. You guys shat on Kate for liking cream-chipped beef, and now we're going creamed corn? Creamed corn?

Yes, we are. Chipped beef against corn? Creamed corn is the least side in a steakhouse. Creamed casserole is delicious. Street corn, too. That should be way more popular. Holy shit, that should be more popular. Oh, my God.

And that's not underrated. Everyone says, do you see the difference? Street corn is not underrated. He has to get it. There's no way he's not getting it. Street corn got not underrated. He has to get it. You see the wheels turn. There's no way he's not getting it. Street corn got him. Okay. Because no one's like street corn sucks or like everyone's like street corn's great, but you don't see it everywhere and it should be everywhere.

Okay. Yeah. Do you get it? Yeah. I think you finally got it. I got it. I got it. I'm so happy now that I got it.

I'm with you guys. Now give us an example. We're all on a team together now. Now try one. Bass fishing? Isn't that very popular? It's extremely popular. Should be more popular.

It's not really accessible for a lot of people. Che, you do one. Press the Che button. accessible for a lot of people. Alright, yeah. Che, you do one. Press the Che button. I got a list. You want me to go through the whole list? Or you want me to just throw out one first? Yeah. Do all of them at once.

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Genuinely? All right, Che. You're up. Okay. I was asked to do 40. I have 41. What? Oh, my God.

I wasn't doing 40. Well, I was kind of exaggerating, but I did say, I said, everyone bring a couple, Che bring 40. And he took that literally. I'll just speed through. Stop me when a... They're in a spreadsheet. You object. Oh, they're data.

Do you have it ranked? Which, by the way, the data is below. It's negative units on the... I know, I know. And the year's not over. We'll be okay. Almost. But, I mean, the best you can do is, like, a unit up.

No, I have some futures. Okay. Che, do you have a list of ones that are just, like, you know they aren't going to pass the test here? Number one is buffalo cauliflower. Fuck you. No. Very good. Very good.

That is an auto order. No. Cauliflower makes you naturally gassy right Most vegetables do It has the richest maximum amount of popularity Yeah that should never be more popular What's it competing against Buffalo chicken yeah I think if you go to a wing restaurant buffalo cauliflower should be ordered And then you should also get wings

No That you shouldn't do. No. No. I've been like, I wish this restaurant had street corn, but never I wish this restaurant had buffalo. It'll never replace the wing. I don't think it's replacing it.

But you're just adding more hot sauce to the tum-tum. It's great. It's ranked number two when it comes to buffalo foods. Right. But buffalo wings are extremely high rated. What about buffalo dip? Yeah. yeah i think it's appropriate who should yeah who should it get above who's passing up who what should it get more popular like what i think all buffalo food should be very popular and this one is not popular enough okay remember that's number one of 41. That was your number one pick? Yes. Oh, no.

Number two. Oh, no. Number two, grapefruit juice. Gross. No. Arguably the best juice. Oh. Number three, a linebacker that can cover and tackle. I knew.

Number four. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Good linebacker. If you have a linebacker that can cover and tackle, that motherfucker is very popular. You just think Hall of Fame linebackers should be more popular? Not always. Monte David, two Pro Bowls. All right.

There was your bucks. Yeah. Frequent buyer punch cards, especially getting the last part. Do you have any in your wallet right now? I pulled one out of my pocket yesterday from New Jersey. Yes, I certainly have several in my wallet. From New Jersey. Yeah, but you always several in my wallet. From New Jersey. Yeah, but you always put it in your wallet and then forget about them.

But then when you go back, you're like, oh, I got that thing. I keep it on me. We're going to find one. I guarantee we'll get one in this list of 41. You're putting your reputation on the line? Yeah, I'll put my reputation on the line. You're done. There are a lot of good ones. We just did great for just... Wait, wait, what? Prop betting, I'm obviously very partial to that.

Mark Jones is an NBA play-by-play guy. He's the tops. No. No. Right after Breen. No. Kevin Harlan. No.

Kevin Harlan's a good answer for that. I like Mark Jones better. No. You like Mark Jones better than Kevin Harlan? I do, and I like Kevin Harlan. Fuck you. Mark Jones is the one that does the pre-teamed wraps. He's playing with the food, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no, Steven. This is getting bad. Oh, big Mark Jones guy. My reputation's on the line. Airheads, the candy. Those are super popular. I feel like they're right where they need to be.

Okay. They're very forgotten. Those are arguably the top candy. Oh. I have a question. Have your kids gotten into the candy stage yet? Can we just- A little bit.

Because Airheads are not forgotten at all. Can we just pause for a second? Not Top Candy. He's now used the words top for things. Like Stephen Shea, in his perfect day, is sitting on his couch, listening to Mark Jones call an NBA game, while he eats buffalo, cauliflower, Airheads, and grapefruit juice. The best juice.

That's his top day. That sounds like hell. Pretty good day. That's some lib shit. Feeling inspired. Flying a kite. Oh, okay. You agree

with flying a kite? That is the strongest one he's got right yeah when i don't like what is the thrill like what variance could you get from that activity it's fun is it yes um what's the difference between that and standing what does it do great point it's a good point you see an object that you're controlling in the air that's that's uh being taken about by the wind remarkably frustratingarkably frustrating. I'm not giving him credit for it, but that was the strongest one he's got. It's in the realm. Okay.

Big Cat's going to like the next one. Good, reliable free throw shooting. Safari. Every team wants that. Yeah, but I feel like it's taken for granted in the moment. Every team is hunting for that. You're just basically saying guys should be better. Should be good at what you do.

Yeah. Yeah. Being proficient. Safari, the browser. Just gets shit on constantly. I think it's fine. TJ groaned. Bowling.

Like the fifth best browser. Oh, wait. Me and him had bowling together. Bowling, I agree with. I have a couple of them. Safari's trash. Butterscotch, which KB referenced yesterday. I was kidding. I was justB referenced yesterday. I was kidding.

I'm not talking about the hard candies. I'm talking about maybe just the flavor. Like in the magic bars with the coconut and the butterscotch and chocolate. Jay, I think actually his feelings were hurt because he said butterscotch has been on the prep sheet many times. Oh, it has now. Malls, especially now. Okay. That one, I'm actually going to have to say that he gets credit for that one.

That's not bad. Yeah, malls are awesome. No, they should be more popular. They've gone away. Yeah. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. No, it's not. He gave perfect examples. Malls are, no one says, No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. He gave perfect examples. Malls are... No one says, oh, this mall sucks. People like malls... Everybody says that about some malls. Yeah.

Everybody says that. But malls should be more popular because they've gone away. Yeah, they're underrated now. No. No, they're not underrated. What are you guys not getting? That you're saying the exact same thing. If we were saying the same thing, we'd be saying the same thing.

Street corn. Delicious. Should be more popular. Yeah,, we'd be saying the same thing. Street corn. Delicious. Should be more popular. Yeah, and underrated. No. Underrated. It doesn't have the ubiquitousness. It's the same thing.

It's the same goddamn thing. It's not. It's not. It's not. The Sherry O'Terry comparison, that was perfect. That made perfect sense. Let's go back to that. Sherry O'Terry.

Yeah. Super underrated. Super underrated. She should have been more popular. She should not have been more popular. She should have gotten more opportunities. If you're ratedrated she should have been more popular she should have gotten more opportunities if you're rated higher then you're more popular she should have gotten more opportunities no but that's the whole point of this exercise

it actually makes you think okay what's rated what do people love but should be more popular Brandon is this what you feel like every day every god damn day every fucking day I want to quit if I say something, that side just... I want to quit. You're being obtuse on purpose.

You guys are being obtuse. That's the thing. We're doing it on purpose now. I'm being acute. Streetcorn is a perfect example. Streetcorn is rated. Everyone likes streetcorn. It's not popular as popular as it should be.

You know why? Because it's underrated. No. No. All right. Look at the approval rating of like, say like hors d'oeuvres. That's a good example. Yeah.

You just used your own example and said that's a good example. But if you polled the world, people would rate hors d'oeuvres on average probably in the nines or I-8s. The way we use underrated in sports is we know this is a good player. Why isn't he more popular? That's the way we use it. Who said octopus is a favorite animal? You did. Okay.

That, you all agreed, it should be in kids' top five of favorite animals. You kind of put that. That means it's more. You all agreed. Right. And then you agreed. Right. That it should be put that. That means you all agreed. Right. And then you agreed. Right. That it should be more popular.

That means it's underrated. No, it doesn't. If you asked me how I feel about octopus, I'd be like, the octopus are awesome. Across the board. Not one individual. Yeah, you're being a bit selfish. I would say octopus is incredible.

I fucking love octopus. Right. And more people should share that opinion. But if you asked me what my favorite animal is, I wouldn't think of octopus Because it's not popular Correct So if it was more popular I would have it on the forefront

Of my mind When you'd ask me Yeah But if it were rated If it was rated properly It would be popular But it's rated It's rated

It's not That's why you just agreed It's underrated No Rated is like Rated is Oscar's Popularity's box office.

Yes. Two separate things. Yes. Needed that. Let's go. Needed that. Got that. We finally got it.

This guy gets it. Bang. Bruce Banner. What? Big bang. Bruce Banner. Big bang theory. Why are you guys alliterating these?

Bruce Banner. The big bang theory. Bruce Banner, highly rated. What? Should not be more popular, though. What? I agree. Bruce Banner is rated highly, but should not be more popular.

Who rates Bruce Banner highly? What do you guys think of him? Is that the real guy on the floor? That's the Hulk. Oh, who is the dude who announces? Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer. Yeah, he is the dude who announces? Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer.

Yeah, he is right where he is. He shouldn't be doing anything more, but he's highly rated. That's true. That's, yeah, he got us with Buffer. Big Bang Theory is wildly popular, but it's overrated. Ah. No. Hold on a second. No, it is. It's overrated. It should be less popular. It's overrated. Ah. No. Hold on a second.

No, it is. It's overrated. It should be less popular. It's overrated. Just because we're aware of it doesn't mean we like it. No, but people don't. You ask people. It's on the other side of this argument.

It's on the other side of this argument. It is way too popular. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer's a great example. That's one. Yeah.

Big Bang. Overrated. All right. Forget the Big Bang. I didn't mean to say Big Bang. So we're all on the same page now. Yeah. All righter's a great example. That's one. Yeah. Big Bang, overrated. All right, forget the Big Bang. I didn't mean to say Big Bang. So we're all on the same page now. Yeah. All right, everybody roll on. Steve and proceed.

Glad we cleared that up. Good tile. And just like that. You can't just put an adjective good in front of it. Good linebackers. Good tile. Good free throw shooters. Good things. Pitch and putt. All par threes. I agree

with that. I don't know. What is this? I don't know what that is either. Pitch and putt is par threes. It's like every hole is like 100 yards. Love it. That should be more popular. There should be more of those. Yeah, but they're cost prohibitive I think. But would you agree that those should be more popular?

Sure. In an ideal world, sure, yeah. Okay. And they're rated highly. I don't think there's enough of them to have a rating across the board. No. No one's ever gone to a pitch. You keep trying to fight this rating battle. We were back on stage. Alright, alright. Fine, fine, fine. I think that one is a pitch. You keep trying to fight this rating battle. We were back on. All right.

Fine. Fine. Fine. I think that one is a win. I just pounced you on Big Bang Theory. We struck that from the record. No, we didn't. Bugles.

Your pants are in my hand right now. Bugles sucked. Bugles is the dumbest answer ever. Stephen Chet, I think you get credit for a pitching putt. Thank you. I think those are more popular. How many times has he gotten credit so far? Is it two or three?

I think he's at two. Bowling. Bowling, bowling malls. I couldn't tell where you guys were on good tile. We'll let it go. Watch that pitch go down the middle. I couldn't tell where you were on good tile. We immediately made fun of it. I was a little confused at your reaction on good tile.

Dolewhip. Dolewhip's good. What is Dolewhip? tile. Dole whip. Dole whip's good. What is dole whip? It's the pineapple whip. It's the Disney thing, right? I had it at the Jersey Shore. I don't know what he's talking about. Dole whip you'd like, Brandon.

It's like pineapple soft serve. It's not as bad. It's like pineapple Greek yogurt? I think it's like pineapple soft serve yeah it's like it's pineapple soft serve but it's it's lower cal yogurt should be more popular yes yogurt should be more popular it's pretty goddamn popular they should be everywhere more popular yogurt yogurt is very popular i think yogurt has overachieved but football is very popular yogurt is overachieved yeah but football isn't overachieved yet.

I think yogurt should be more popular. In a world with ice cream, yogurt should not be as popular as it is. You're right. Yeah. And pudding, Brandon. I'm not talking about frozen yogurt. Pudding should not be more popular. What are you talking about? I'm talking about yogurt.

Again, yogurt is overachieved. I'm saying yogurt competes with pudding. I don't think yogurt competes with ice cream. Frozen yogurt. No, I'm not talking about frozen yogurt. I'm talking about yogurt. Like parfait. Like yogurt.

Yeah, like strawberry yogurt. They have way too much real estate in modern grocery stores. Blueberry yogurt. Yogurt is way over- There's no, like, what's the time for them? Breakfast? Yes. Breakfast.

I don't want something sweet for breakfast. When you got heartburn? That's pretty much my two times. I'd rather have good tile. Okay. All right, keep going. What's good tile ranked ahead of Che? Bad tile? Certainly And it's right behind great tile

It is right in front of Pigeon putt Scooters Which kind? Not the medical required ones They're everywhere Like razor scooters No but then the company went bankrupt I think those have overachieved too Which kind? Not the medical required ones. They're everywhere. Like Razor scooters.

No, but then the company went bankrupt. I think those have overachieved too. Yeah, I think those are overachieved. I'm with Che. I think those should be more popular than bikes. Oh. They fold right up. They're easy.

You don't have to balance. But you look like a loser on them. Yeah. But that's just because... You look like a loser on bike too. No. Yeah, you do. But scooter's worse. Scooter's worse than bike. I would be more embarrassed to take a Razor... If I was in college, to take a Raz on bike, too. No. Yeah, you do. But scooter's worse. Scooter's worse than bike.

I would be more embarrassed to take a razor. If I was in college, to take a razor scooter to class than I would a bike. Well, that's because you're self-conscious. Yeah. The Eastern world does. Everyone's on scooters. The Eastern world? Wait, are we talking about mopeds or the scooters, like the little electric?

I was thinking like razor push scooters. And you're standing on it, right? Because I think mopeds should actually be more popular. You had one, right? Yeah. That's a Wisconsin thing, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, everyone had mopeds. But they're fun because it's like you're kind of on a motorcycle,

but you also can't go on a highway, so you're just kind of going. Yeah, you're not really a man. It's very like European. It is European. Yeah. I'm with you on that one, Che. I kind of am, too. Thank you.

Lifesavers, especially as an airport treat. Like the fruit ones? The hard ones? I prefer the butterscotch, but fruit ones also play. Hard ones you're talking about? Yes. I don't like the gummy ones, either. I feel like the only time I eat Lifesavers is when it's the only option.

Yeah, I don't think I've eaten Lifesavers in years. If I have a choice. A bowl and a reception desk. I've never paid for a Lifesaver. Maybe not. No, I don't think I have either. No. A soft breeze.

An amazing thing. How would we make it more popular? How would we make it more popular? No, we should raise awareness for Breeze. We'll call it the draft. Sweatpants shorts. Oh.

Wearing some right now. I like them, but they kind of contradict themselves. I kind of like this one. I think they're ass sweat prone as well. They are. Brandon, you say you're wearing some right now? No. Show us.

What do you mean? You're wearing two pairs of pants? I think he does like every day. That's not sweatpants shorts? You're wearing two pairs of pants? Yeah, sweatpants shorts. Do it every day. You're wearing sweatpants shorts.

What? Is that so you don't get cum on your outer layer? Is this because of the pee? It's because I... You come to work dressed for a strip club. Is that so you don't get cum on your other leg? Is this because of the pee? It's because I... You come to work dressed for a strip club. It's because my plan every day is to get up... He comes dressed for work for a strip club.

My plan every day is to go on the treadmill and get up a thousand shots. And then I go lay down and take an hour nap and I go to work. That doesn't explain the pants. No. Again, it's cold when I leave the house. It's 5 a.m. I wear long pants and a hoodie. And then what?

When I get here, I'm a full diet. Then when I get here to work out, I'm going to switch to my T-shirt and my shorts. But I just never switch. I apologized. I was being a smartass and I didn't quite understand. It's okay. How many times has that plan worked? I've done it four or five times in the last six months.

You've gotten here before and I've been shooting. Good thing you're wearing the shorts. You've gotten here before and I've been shooting. Yeah, you were in your phase. I think three of the four times that you just listed all happened in one week. But this week has been a big pre-phase phase. I plan for it every day. I brought my lunch every day, and I still just go back to the same routine.

Wait, you bring your lunch every day? But next week, yeah. I saw you eating Chick-fil-A. I don't know what you didn't hear or what I just said. You brought the Chick-fil-A? No, I bring lunch, and then I end up going back into the same habit that I always do. Did you bring lunch today? No, I brought chicken on Monday.

I brought steak yesterday, and then I— Chick-fil-A today. Chick-fil-A today. Got it. Makes Wednesday kind of rock. That's what you usually, you're not going to make, you're not going to make Wednesday's a thing on my account. All right.

Walkie talkies though. All right. Keep going, Steven. Can I show you this security mic video first? Yes. He dropped a new one. Oh, he's stupid. I'm half a century old.

For the first time, I just shaved my legs with a razor. I did something wrong. They're burning. They're burning. I'm on fire. I just did something. No reveal? No reveal.

What is this? That's good. Big mistake. I didn't see that twist coming. Did he say why he did it? Nope. I like that video. That's a great video.

That's a great video. That is so funny. They're burning. He's like out of breath too. He did it without, if they're burning, he just did it dry? I find that hard. Maybe. Do you think he nared them?

No. They're burning. I'm going to call him. We got to see the legs. We got to see the legs. Can't leave us hanging like that. With the razor. Why would a guy just shave his legs?

You guys ever do it for a reason? Swimming in the Olympics. We played sports. You tape up your ankles and ripping the tape off would hurt. So you'd like shave up to like where you tape your ankles sometimes. Do that, but I don't know why you'd shave your entire leg. Do wrestlers ever shave to be like slippery? Yeah.

In like just bodybuilders will do it for aesthetic purposes. Oh my God. Mike, I'm going to send you a Zoom link where mike i'm gonna send you a zoom link i'm gonna send you a zoom link join the zoom join the zoom link you just click on it i'll send it i'll text it to you all right bye he's like he's shirtless he's shirtless huffing and puffing send me the zoom link how do i do it how do i do Send me that, TJ. I'll send it to him. Oh, my God. Someone do the last ad.

I think it's Barstool Store ad. How do I do it? You guys got to see the way he's looking. Oh, yeah? He like in legit pain. Is there an extra or is that the whole ad? Father's Day merch is now available in the Barstool store. Ask for yours soon so you...

Father's Day merch is now available in the Barstool store. Ask for yours soon so you get it in time for the big day at store.barstoolsports.com Nice. Yeah, goodports.com. Nice. Yeah, good shit. Yeah, that was good. Did you send it to him, TJ? I'm getting it right now.

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The piece of steak that you cut off that has some fat on it, but there's still a good amount of meat on it. Oh, it's wonderful. Who doesn't love that bite of steak? I feel like it gets discarded very often. Again, how would you make that more popular? Yeah. More people should be eating it. Raise awareness that it's not all fat.

Okay. Keep saying raise awareness. People know about steak. A lot of awareness. Good and fruity, the candy, which has since been discontinued. Then how is it going to get more popular? Oh, that one sucked. Oh, so good.

Wait. I can't even picture this. Are you talking about the multicolored Mike and Ikes? I don't know what this is. They were similar. They were smaller than Mike and Ikes, but they had a fruity, chewy center. So you want something that doesn't currently exist

to be more popular. Oh, fuck. We also just found the one candy that has the word good in it. Give me more jelly beans. Yeah. You know what? Necco wafers. I'm happy these guys.

Oh, there he is. Why'd you put your shirt on? Pop the top. Pop the top. You're muted. You got to unmute. Like sexy face? You got to unmute.

Relax. There's a little microphone somewhere on your screen why are his eyes like what's happening oh they're open nope nope nope we can't hear you. We can't hear you. This is riveting. Just show us the legs. He's thirsty. Oh, he's hairless. Oh, why did he do this? I will never know.

What is going on? Can you unmute unmute you don't know how to unmute i'm trying all right wait let's figure it out by just asking yes or no questions okay okay did you do this for a race no no did you this for vanity purposes, for beauty purposes? His arms too? What? Yes. Yes, he did. He did it for vanity purposes?

No. Do you have a vacation coming up? Is this vacation related? Whoa. That was Mike. That was security guard Mike recently shaving legs damn alright Steven keep going google calendar reminders

a bench press green bean casserole riding a bike down a hill wait time how do you make an activity like that more popular more hills they need to make more hills more people could be riding their bikes Wait, time. How do you make an activity like that more popular? How are you measuring the popularity? We need more hills.

They need to make more hills. More people could be riding their bikes, in which case they'd probably go down more hills and enjoy it more. So bike riding. Not all bike riding is good. All right. Sorry. Sorry.

Can hurt your penis. Otters at the zoo. Say again. Otters at the zoo. again Otters at the zoo Wait are you talking about going down a bike and having that ball feeling In the bottom of your balls That rocks No just if you ride a bike for more than like 20 minutes

Yes it does What do you mean it rocks When you go over a big bump That floating ball feeling When you go on a swim It rocks Mike No sounds though yeah oh it rocks roller coaster rocks mike that's an ironic name to have for this

okay never mind mike we'll talk to you later thanks mike good luck Good luck. Nothing. Oh, no. No. He's going to shoot his phone. He's going to shoot his phone. He's going to take out his gun and shoot his phone. He might be right. All right.

See you, Mike. Okay. All right. You know that ball feeling? Yeah. Roller coasters. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Jumping from a feeling. Yeah, but. Roller coasters. Yeah. It's awesome.

Yeah. Jumping from a high. Yeah. Yeah. Missing the last step. But that feeling sucks. In the dark. That's horrifying.

That feeling sucks. It is so scary. But when you land it, it's great. Or when you think there's one more. Yeah. Falling in a dream. Oh. That is creepy.

Yeah. All right. Keep going, Steven. Otters on a zoo. Shade on a hot day. Grape soda. Why is there no diet? There's just a lot of simple pleasures in life.

Shade on a hot day. Cool breeze. You can't make shade more popular. It's not consumable. You can buy a tree, I guess. I think it's consumable. You can soak in rays. Titus, how are you doing?

Yeah, yeah. So when it gets nice out in Chicago, a good activity is finding shade. I mean, it is. On a hot day. I don't think it's a bad one. You can't make it more popular. Are people standing out in the sun and avoiding the shade? I don't think that's popular.

Yeah, as soon as there's shade, people are flocking to it. I wouldn't say that. Tanning is more popular for a reason. You ever been to a ball game in a stadium on a hot summer day? Like it's 1 o'clock and the sun's just... And look up in the shade and notice down in the sun there might be sparsely attended, but look up in the shade and it's just packed to the gills. You know why?

It's popular. It's popular, yeah. All right, fair. Bad suggestion. Way to go, Brandon. You know why? It's popular. Alright. Fair. Bad suggestion. Way to go, Brandon. That's a win for you. Grape soda. Why is there no diet grape soda? Oh, no. Which one do you want more popular? Diet grape soda? There is no diet grape soda.

Surely there is somewhere. There has to be. Grape everything, I think, should be more popular. He's right. Yeah. That was a good one. Thank you. It is popular. No, but I think grape could be more popular. Cherry, strawberry, raspberry, blue raspberry, all ahead of it. And I think grape

could get ahead a couple of those. For sure. Yeah. Jell-O. No. It way overachieved in its last name. Yeah, it's actually like a miracle that it got to where it is yeah yeah yeah it did a hell of a job if you if you if you created jello today everyone be like no yeah yeah yeah if you didn't know what jello was i put it in front of you you're like no thank you i'm all Jell-O's success comes down to the day. Yeah, right.

Day later, no. Day before, no. Right. It was created at a perfect time where it was like food of the future. I will say Jell-O shots. I still love them. I actually have a take. I think Jell-O shots suck. I have a huge aversion to them. I hate them. You've got to get good ones that actually

break apart and that are... They're exciting. Again, this is just like you have to get good ones. Yeah. Yeah. Good ones are good. Mango jello shots with whipped cream on them. I don't like having to put my finger in and prep a rage. I don't like the slurp noise.

Or if they don't make them correctly and it's just like, I just took a shot of vodka with a side of jello. I like pudding shots, though. Huh? Yeah. They do pudding shots, too. Oh, no. They're good.

They're good. What's the liquor in them? I don't know. Tequila. Whatever. You can use whatever. Okay. Wait, we should all make a different type of shot one day.

Oh, I like that. All right. Oh. Shot day. Friday, we should do shot day. Oh. What? That's their description. I wasn't paying attention. What? That's their...

I wasn't paying attention. What? Come on, you geezer ass. Pick up on it. I was not paying attention. Come on. I have a thing that was going on on my phone with a thing. What's going on?

I got a... I'm having a... I'm fighting with the bureaucracy of Barstool. What's the issue? I don't know what happened, Dan. I don't know what was said. What was the issue? You're yelling. I'm trying to learn how... Maybe you should focus on the show. I know, but this

was happening in real time. This is still happening. I'm learning how... The thing that you're picking up on is still happening in real time. I wasn't listening. It's not listening. It's not listening. It's not listening. It's happening right now. It's happening in front of you. It's happening all over the place.

Can I get a couple? Of course you want a couple of them. Of course you want them. They're delicious. I would rather eat a can of Tinker Toys. No, you would not. You would not. Bring those people over. A little army man.

Dude. Yeah. These are good. These are so good. These are soles over. A little army man. Dude. Yeah. These are good. These are so good. These are so fucking good. I'll have some. I don't even want any, but I guess I'll. They're so good.

Underrated. I mean, bugles are doing cocaine. I'm watching my weight. Thank you. Bugles are underrated. Actually, you know what? I just had three. That was a perfect amount.

Yep. Throw that bag over here. I'm going to take a couple more. Put them on your fingers and have fun with them. I can't get them on my fingers. That was a perfect amount. Yep. Throw that bag over here. I'm going to take a couple more. Put them on your fingers and have fun with them. I can't get them on my fingers. Yeah, my fingers are too big. They don't do the fingers thing anymore, I feel like. That was a myth we learned as kids.

Or maybe your kid fingers just fit into them. I think they used to. That's what it was. They're like closed up. We all out- How grew pupils. That sucks. You could stack five or six on your fingers back in the day.

Of course, you were kids. All right, Steven, what number are we at? I think 39. We are 33 deep. Okay. 34, 90s champion basketball replica jerseys. 35, wiffle ball at the beach. Love that.

Wiffle ball in general should be more popular. Yes. It should. Yep. That's something that goes to your point. Adults should not stop playing wiffle ball. But I think this generation has brought it into the adult realm a lot more than it ever was. No, the kids are just doing tricks on it now.

I'm saying old school yellow bat wiffle ball should be more popular in adults. Yeah. You've been a bad boy. Okay. I'm not. Yeah, take've been a bad boy. Okay, just I'm not. Steven? The National Women's Soccer League. Oh, fuck you. Come on.

No. What do you do? Double baked potatoes? Twice baked potatoes? Yes. Oh. Yes. Agreed.

Agreed on that. Beet salad? You just. And just like that, all the goodwill from the twice-baked. He just went National Women's League Soccer, twice-baked potatoes, beet salad.

What a man. Sounds like a nice afternoon. Has anybody ever called him double-baked potatoes? They are double-baked, though. Twice-baked. Twice-baked. What do you call him? Twice-baked. He called him double-baked. We're getting nitpicky with the boy. Let him go. Twice baked. Twice baked. What do you call them? Twice baked. Yeah. He called them double baked. We're getting nitpicky with the boy. Let him go.

We are. We are. I am. eBay. You know what? I like this. I like that one, too. I love eBay.

It had its moment, then it faded, but it's still pretty good. It should be more popular than Etsy. Yeah. Its popularity went down, and it never should have. Amazon took over. eBay rocked. What do you get on there? Everything.

Anything. Anything. You actually still use it? Vintage stuff. All the time. For what I collect? All the time. To buy.

I don't bid anymore. Never bid. Buy now. Never bid. I only buy now. Bidding was a blast. I've never sold on eBay either. There's no buy now.

I've never met anybody that sold on eBay. I've sold on eBay. Cards. Very fun. Cards. Some dudes, they make a living on them. Oh, yeah. We grew up next to a WeeBay you would

bring your stuff and they would put it on eBay oh like in the 40 year old version I do remember that oh wow the bad thing about eBay is they take fees if you're selling on there it's like 14% I'm fine with that yeah but you can do more direct on like Instagram and stuff like that I know a guy who makes like a shitload of money just buying cheap stuff from China and then selling it on eBay. Yep. Like he that's his full job. I know a dude who does merchandise fraud. Oh.

Forge his signatures and the like. Wow. Yeah. Really? That's pretty well. I know his name. Yeah. Yeah.

Do we know them? You got some of you do. Oh. Do we know them? Some of you do I really want to know his name I'm kidding I don't think you are No you're definitely not He didn't want to get him in trouble I'm not

Is it Jerry? He might Definitely Okay Great customer service You can't say great He might. Definitely. Okay. Great customer service. You can't say great. Polite customer service. No adjectives allowed.

That's not. Everybody loves great customer service. You're saying more policies that they should follow. No, I think just being nicer if you're a customer service person. Being nice is a good one. That's so unpopular right now.

I will say, I go to a lot of places where I feel like they're mad I'm there. I feel bad. They seem annoyed. Maybe it's just me as a person. That's definitely just you, Kate. You're a customer service dream. Yeah, I know.

Because you call and you just say sorry before they can even hear your complaint. You could shit. Sorry to bug you. Yeah, sorry I'm ordering from here. My bad. Okay. Number 41, shallots. Like small onions.

I'm fine with shallots. We had shallot week. It was a bust. That was leak week. Oh. We didn't have shallot week. You was a bust. That was leek week. Oh. We didn't have shallot week. You guys into ramps? Ramps are good.

Yeah. They're in the leek family? Ramps? Ramps are the wild onions. They grow up in my neighborhood. They have like a ramp festival in Appalachia. Yeah. Where everything's ramp.

Yeah. I like the way you said Appalachia. Appalachia. I used to dip ramps in seasoning salt. And just eat them? Yeah. I used to have that for lunch. Your breath would be bad for days. Were you poor? Oh my god. I didn't realize you were that poor.

Go out and pick your lunch. Yeah. I've done it. I have a couple. Wait, he's... Are you done? Are you done? Yeah, that was 41. Oh, okay. Explosive finish Yeah Okay Alright, ready?

Yeah Okay Take off your glasses Yeah, this has been It's too long I like them I feel cool Nah, you look like

That one Cinnabite That's with Hellraiser Yeah Shut the fuck up Blue's Clues Get out of here Oh He said that earlier Yeah, that was in my the fuck up, Blue's Clues. Get out of here. He said that earlier.

That was in my back pocket. No, it was out of your pocket. Kate inspired me. Why, what? She fought back yesterday. Reblind mooks. All right, they're off. Put them back on. Put them back on, yeah.

Yeah, might as well. Yeah, if you wear them sideways like that in an angle. The devil from Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Okay. Number one, blind dates. I think dating apps and social media have taken away from two people setting up their friends. Blind dates should be more popular. Isn't it your worst experience of the last six months?

Oh, wait, yeah, dude. You were really upset. Yeah, that was... It really took you down. All right, I like that. I think it's fun, but it's an awkward situation for the couple. Like, let's say you hook up some... You set up somebody with Rudy,

and then he just fucks him and gives him chlamydia and then doesn't talk to him anymore. That sets a weird thing for, like, the friend group. Also, if you're ugly, blind dates suck. Because you see the look of disappointment on their face. Have you ever been on a blind date? Yeah. You know what would be perfect?

The ugly one? That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. You got to be a certain amount of good looking to have a blind date. Was Brandon the ugly one? Where would the date have been to be the answer? On a burn ward? But didn't a lot of, like that used to set up a lot of couples, right?

Like I have a friend, you have a friend. Who would, would you do it? I would go on a blind date. I would also send people. I would never do it either. And I feel like people now still sneak and look. Yeah, they would. Oh, for sure.

That's why they're not popular is because you can look at an Instagram and be like, ah. I like blind dates. I think that's a good one. I like the idea of a Bumble, but outsiders get to swipe and pick for other people. Ooh. Like, genuinely. Like, ooh, I think this guy, I'm swiping through, I think this guy would be great with her. I would be on that app constantly. Oh, yeah.

Me too. Matching people? I'd be obsessed with it. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Number two, indoor pools. Ooh.

I want the smell of chlorine everywhere. I do miss the smell of the YMCA. Yeah. But no, pools belong outside. Yeah. I don't hate them, but I just don't know if they should be popular. You got to really love swimming to enjoy it. We have a fair amount in this country.

Yeah. State your case. I just don't think, I haven't been to an indoor pool unless it's at a hotel. Why isn't there one in your house? Why does it have to be in your house? Oh, in your house. Yeah. Well, that's a whole lot of.

Being rich. That's a whole lot of. Being rich should be more pop-up. Indoor pool in the crib. Replace the basement. Just in the crib, yeah. In the crib. We should all start doing that.

Did you guys see Eric Adams yesterday? No. No. No. He was given a press conference, and he was talking about illegal immigrants having jobs. Oh, yeah. And he said, they're excellent swimmers,

and we have a lifeguard shortage. Oh, my God. That's bad. They're excellent swimmers. I mean, you got to say at least he's a problem solver. Yeah. Problem solved. They're excellent swimmers and we have a lifeguard shortage.

Oh, that's worse than the Osborne thing. Yeah. Pretty bad. Pretty bad. They can cross the Rio Grande. Yeah. They can handle the Rockaways. All right. This is where it gets a little shaky.

This is an interesting one. Twinkies. Twinkies? Twinkies. I think Twinkies are widely known, but not consumed enough. When's the last time you had a Twinkie? Last month. A couple weeks ago.

I make sure to get them every time I see them. Twinkies or Twinkies have settled into the role they were born to be in. They're number one snack cake in pop culture when Ho-Hos are significantly better. But nobody eats them. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, because they're not that good. I think they are good. They're fine. They're not amazing. No, they're not amazing. Snack cakes are for kids. Do kids eat them a lot? Oh, no, no. What? I eat a lot of snack cakes. No, they're not amazing. Snack cakes are for kids. Do kids eat them a lot? Oh, no, no.

What? I eat a lot of snack cakes. Yeah. You do? Tasty cakes, too. Like ding-dongs in the freezer? You got to freeze these things. I was a zebra cake boy growing up.

Put it in the freezer. Cosmic brownie. I like to push those little skittles in. They're the little sprinkles. Yep. Cosmic brownies. Cosmic brownies elite. All right.

I'm going to keep going. This one just says. What? How was that Star Crunch ice cream we had? Delicious. One left, I think. I'm going to go have it. Nutter Butters?

Yeah. No, not Nutter Butters. Nutty Buddies. Nutty Buddies. What else you got? Head. I'm going to breeze past that one. No.

I agree with you. Overrated. Women should suck more dick. Overrated. Good head. Bad head, no. Good head. Oh, best head ever? Best head ever, yeah. Should be more popular. Yeah. Bad head. Bad head is right where it's at.

Having transcendental orgasm should be more popular. But all you hear is old dudes like, oh, I don't get head anymore now that I'm married. Why not? Because you're married. Or you got to return the favor, fellas. Return the favor. She doesn't have a dick.

What the fuck did she just say? That's not responsible. I'm talking straight dudes. Go chay mode on the ladies. Yeah, but I'm not going to bust from that. Chay mode is is now eating pussy. I went che mode this weekend. All right, then I have things that should be less popular.

Oh. Well, you went off on your own. Different show. I'm fucking around over here. Soccer. Carrots with wings. Get them out of there. Agreed.

I don't want carrots anywhere near. I've talked shit on carrots for a while. I would rather get rid of the carrots than double the celery. I literally thought he meant carrots. I thought you meant what's tootin' me. Wait, are you the three dumbest men on earth? I was wondering what wings came out of his legs. Wait, what?

Flies have wings? Flying carrots? Flying carrots. Carrots are way underrated. Have we just been de-winging all of our carrots before I got them? I thought it was like the ripples in some carrots. Like a Super Mario character or something. The green coming out of them?

What the fuck is he talking about? I've never eaten the carrot, ever. No. Yeah. The celery is great. Celery is elite. Celery is elite. Yeah.

Fuck dumplings. No. Dumplings are having a moment Asian dumplings You're wrong You're wrong Is that the same as a pot sticker? I hate dumplings

Terrible terrible terrible answer You're going to like this one though Acai bowls Agreed I don't 100% know what an acai bowl is. They taste like ice cream with COVID. Acai bowls. They nailed it.

Acai bowls, I got a kick of them, and then I was like, damn, I'm eating healthy. And then someone told me there was like 1,500 calories in them. But everybody who eats them is eating them because they're on a kick of them, right? Yeah. Correct. They're never casually eaten. It's basically the kick is just until you realize they're not healthy. 1,200 calories in them. But everybody who eats them is eating them because they're on a kick of them, right? Yeah. Correct. They're never casually eaten. It's basically the kick is just until you realize they're not healthy. A lot of sugar.

Yeah. Good one. Do you want some honorable mentions? Yeah. Which one? Going to college for four years but not getting a degree, just going for the experience, that should be more encouraged. I like that.

Like more dudes should just go, don't worry about graduating, have fun, figure your shit out. Just live in a college town. Yeah, don't cap it at four years. Yeah, it could be 11. Adults living in college town. Yeah. Yeah, that should be more popular.

Just have an extremely expensive hangout. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Pay a shit ton of money to just kind of chill. And don't even worry about graduating. Just get $200,000 a day. Rack up your debt to just chill.

I actually think Rob McElhenney from Always Sunny lived at Fordham and was in drama club and the comedy club, but he didn't go there. He went there for two years but never went. Go meet some cool dudes. Had a good time. Are you saying enroll though and pay? Yeah. Oh, that's the worst idea I've ever heard.

Horrific idea. Do it. Never mind. Why not? But I like just living there. Yeah, just living there. That's probably better. The last one I had is Texas toast.

As what? Just more of like instead of bread coming out, give me some Texas toast. As what? Just more of like, instead of bread coming out, give me some Texas toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that just thicker bread? Oh, I disagree. With some cheese, I think, that's melted on there. I'd rather have garlic bread. This is amazing.

Yeah. I think that should be more popular on burgers than buns. Yeah? Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Pretzel buns? I think buns have earned their place in society.

Okay. I, yeah. Yes. Pretzel buns. I think buns have earned their place in society. Okay. And then I just wrote enchiladas, but I don't really have much for that. Should hash browns be more popular? Crispy. They got to be crispy. They should be only paired with breakfast. Correct. They should be on all the time.

They're the best. That's a good. It's rated exactly where it should be. You should be able to order hash browns with dinner. dinner correct my number one is bidets yeah oh i just tried it for the first time i i'm scared but days should be i'm scared there's like no going back once i experienced the bidet do you still wipe or no i you got a dab i'm scared of bidets. I feel good. It's incredible. Why are you scared of?

Turning gay. Yeah. Do you think Europe thinks we're good? I mean, is that not a fear of you? All Europeans are. Finger your own butthole is less gay than not fingering your butthole? Yeah, rubbing something on your asshole. Rubbing the fuck out of your asshole. Rubbing the fuck out of my shit up your ass.

Been gay this whole time. No, I usually write, take my toilet paper and put it on the end of a dildo and then... That's the only way you can get fully clean. I put toilet paper

at the end of my partner's dick. My other one was knuckleballs. Yes. That's a great one. Are there any knuckleballers going? I don't know. I don't think so. I just know R.A. Dickey. Also the Ephus.

What's his name? Ephus should be more popular. What's that? Ephus is just throwing it like really high and really slow. Float it. Does anyone ever do that? No, there is a player who throws an Ephus? What's that? Ephus is just throwing it, like, really high and really slow. Float it. Does anyone ever do that? No, there is a player who throws an Ephus at the end. Matt Waldron, there he is.

The Marlins guy. This guy is on. When I used to play as Goose Ravenscroft on MLB The Show, I had a sick Ephus. It was, like, 55 miles an hour. I don't understand how any pitcher that doesn't have a path to the majors doesn't just start throwing knuckleballs. Yeah.

Just, like like immediately. If you're in the minors for more than like five years, just like say, fuck it. I'm going to try to develop a knuckleball. You know who I loved was Jamie Moyer. He would go out there and just throw junk. He didn't throw a knuckleball. Yeah, there's an Ephus.

That's an Ephus? Yeah, 57 mile an hour. Why wouldn't he swing at that? Oh, he's used to it. I would just take that left set. Yeah, it looks so different. It just throws him off? Yeah.

Oh, that might have been a position player pitching. That could have been. I didn't even see it. Oh, wait. Rookie of the year, though. That's the last pitch. He throws Ephus. I was expecting higher.

So was I. I thought it was going to be like really pronounced. I love Ephus. Yeah, the ones back in the 50s and 60s, I can't remember who did it. The Ephus was like straight up and straight down. Oh, I think these are not. These aren't. That's the knuckleball.

They're just unexpected. No, these are unexpected Ephuses. Is it always Jason Wirth? Every single time. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that was great. I missed it. I missed it.

Go back. Go back. I missed it. The Ephus. Oh, shit. Oh, it made it look silly. The place goes wild. Yeah, the Ephus rocks because you just don't expect it. Go back. Go back. I missed it. The Ephus. Oh, shit. I made it look silly. The place goes wild. Yeah, the Ephus rocks because you just don't expect it.

Never knew about these. It just drops right in. And there hasn't been one in years? No, they do it. Every now and then you'll see one. Yeah, every now and then. TJ, check it out. I think he's an Ephus guy.

By the way, we have a special guest for the gauntlet today. Northwestern head coach Dave Braun wants to do it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I just got a... Nicki Minaj wants to do the gauntlet.. Northwestern head coach Dave Braun wants to do that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nicki Minaj wants to do the gauntlet. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah. We want to set that up.

That's big. That is big. That's huge. We should get that book. We're in us. We should probably have... Should we talk about Wake up Mincey this morning?

I mean I think we Maybe we should talk to her Yeah we should probably talk to her Yeah maybe we'll talk to her Yeah this guy is throwing like 40 miles per hour Right now in the MLB I think the Northwestern coach is here Here comes the coach

Just getting out Hey there we go What's up come on in Western coaches here. Here comes the coach. Just getting out. That's just Dave. Hey, there we go. What's up? Come on in. Hi. Come on in. Sit right there. What's going on, man? Good to meet you. Good to meet you. Northwestern head coach Dave Braun. I got a question for you, coach.

Where the fuck are you guys playing football this year? We're playing right on the lakefront. Are you playing in your practice facility? Not inside. We'll be on our outdoor practice field. You know, think of the waste management classic. Yeah.

It's open. Kind of those temporary pop-up stands. Going to have a temporary pop-up right on the lakefront. How many people does it sit? It's going to be roughly 15,000. That's actually kind of cool. That would be cool. Wait, and how is the construction going on the right on the lakefront how how many people does it sit uh it's gonna be roughly 15 000 that's actually kind of cool that'd be cool wait and how many how's the construction going on the new field it's uh the old ryan field is all torn down um i think ground house of horrors i hated that place it uh it was uh we're gonna miss it was good to us this year we were five and one in it but excited about the the new Ryan Field being done in 2026.

Do you – I have a longstanding – I guess we'll have to find out when you get the new stadium, but I have a longstanding take that 11 a.m. kickoff at Northwestern is one of the greatest home field advantages in all sports. I would agree. We love it, and our opponents hate it. Yeah. Yeah.

Because it's just a sleepy, like, oh like oh shit and then you sneak up on guys down right yeah is that a tradition what is it no it's just it like northwestern was smaller stadium maybe not always full sorry coach uh and you'd like kick off at 11 and like be like ohio state or wisconsin or michigan show up and like first half they would just kind of go through the motions you're like wait northwestern is tied at half with Penn State? What's going on here? No, Penn State's the perfect example of that from this past year. Yeah, that game last year?

Yeah, this year. Yeah, yeah. How's everything else going? Good? Good. No, a lot of exciting things going on in recruiting right now. This is embarrassing to admit, but I was telling our recruiting staff about three months ago, I can't wait to get back out on the road in the spring.

And they're like, Dave, FBS head coaches can't be on the road in the spring. I was like, oh. Because before you were at Winona? I was at Winona. I was a graduate of Winona State, coached there for a long time. Last stop before Northwestern was at North Dakota State. Wait, did you coach Trey Lance? I was a defensive coordinator, but I was there with Trey.

Trey's one of my favorite guys I've ever come across. That's cool. Yeah. That's a hell of a climb up. Yeah. I like that. You're basically playing the video game in real life. That's a great way of putting it.

Yeah, that's awesome. Come on. How do you feel about White Sox Dave being one of your most forward-facing fans alums alums alums alums we've had so much fun today i mean just talking cat football it's been awesome yeah are you gonna get him to come to like do the locker room pump up speech one week you know what we're gonna have to get that on the calendar. We have to. Because he will – it will not go well. But it will be fun for us. There will be a lot of passion in that speech. I need to see that.

All right, are you ready for the gauntlet? Let's go. You know it? No, I don't. All right, we've got to explain it then. Brandon, why don't you go out and explain it. All right, the last part – Brandon will walk you through it. The last part is Sporkle. It's a trivia. Okay. Brandon, why don't you go out and explain it. The last part, Brandon will walk you through it. The last part is Sporkle.

It's a trivia. Okay. And it is you have to just get ten questions right, but you can jump from any category to any category. Can you pull one up, TJ? So you sit back down when you're done with all the stuff out there, and you'll literally just sit and just yell out whatever answers you want, like six team names used by multiple sports franchises,

like Giants, Rangers, Panthers. Right. But you can go to any category that you want, and you don't have to answer all of the categories. You just have to get ten total. Okay. All right. I feel like we explained that well.

Yeah. But it won't be any of the questions you just saw. Yeah. But it won't be any of those questions you just saw. It'll be a different one. Yeah, all right. So Brandon's going to show you everything. White Sox Dave being a Northwestern fan is super funny.

Alum, alum, alum, alum. That is really funny. Is he really an alum? No. No. God. Okay, I was like, I was a little shocked. You never know.

I just want to see him. You know that. I know in my heart. He'll get like 20 seconds and he'll be like, and what I meant to say. He'd definitely say something that just was... Oh, we need that. We need that.

Let me start over. Yeah, all right. Yeah, wait, wait. Hold on. Oh, man. what school should white socks dave root for um like north dakota state yeah did he go to college yes university of phoenix yeah i think that would be the equivalent guy yeah what is his team or heern. Oh, Northwestern.

He's an alum. Okay. Okay. Okay, are we ready? Yeah. Can't touch the bag until I say go. Got it. And this goal thing is a lot. Got it.

Okay. He's going to be good. Yeah, I think you're going to be good. Coach, before you start, what are you most nervous about? I'm nervous about the trivia, to be honest. Okay, all right, all right, all right. Remember, he is a Northwestern head coach, not a Northwestern student. Yeah.

But he's still molding the minds of brilliance. That is true. Brilliant, too. Wait, how old is he? How old are you, coach? 39. 39. Wow.

That's a good age. He looks so much younger than us. 85? 85. Let's young. How old are you, coach? 39. 39. Wow. That's a good age. He looks so much younger than us. 85? 85. Let's go. Bears, baby. 85. And also when we were born.

All right. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Don't tell me another lefty. Oh, another lefty. Pick up a few bags. Yeah. Pick up a few.

Don't panic. Nice of you, man. Close. You got to go higher angle. Higher angle, yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, no of you, man. Gotta go higher angle. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's gonna have to re-bag. No, he won't re-bag. Yes! Go, go, go!

Huge, huge. I hate that Che runs right across. Oh, not a bad kick. Not a bad kick. Ooh. The nice thing is he can just be like, well I'm a football coach. Jay, help him! Why would I kick a soccer ball? Oh!

That was filthy! No! Lefty. Oh! Gone? Nope. Nope. Hit the ceiling, I think. This is bad for him. He's gotta reach back. There it is! Nice! Football. This is... Uh oh. He's got to reach back. There it is. Nice.

Uh-oh. Here we go, Coach. Get your board. You got to get the ball. You got to get the ball. Yeah. Get the ball. Oh, no.

He's got to get it within the first five. Got to get it in the first five. Got to get it in the first five. Come on, coach. Oh, it is. Nice. That was huge. Yep. That was huge.

He's crushing this. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. There he goes. There it is. Wet, wet, wet. He adjusted adjusted right away which very few people do what a time all right here we go here we go go here go here go here sit right here sit right

there you can see okay all right how about eight nfo players to rush for over 2 000 yards in one season you can start wherever you want but i'm just trying to help you where you think it might All right, how about eight NFL players to rush for over 2,000 yards in one season? You can start wherever you want, but I'm just trying to help you where you think it might work. All right. Faces on dollar bills. Oh, yeah, faces on dollar bills. One dollar bill.

Rip them. Here we go, eight NFL players to rush over 2,000 yards. Adrian Peterson. Yeah. Barry Sanders. Yeah. Barry Sanders. Yeah. Walter Payton. I don't think he did.

Gosh, this is bad. Five largest breeds. How about nine U.S. states have three bordering states? Here we go. Colorado. Yeah, just rip states. Illinois. Kansas. South Dakota. Kansas.

South Dakota. Shit. Faces on U.S. currency. The dollar. George Washington. Five dollars. Abraham Lincoln. Yeah.

Hundred. Ten. This is sad for a history major. No, you're okay. Oh, you're a history major. Yeah, it're okay. Oh, you're a history major. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. Big dog breeds. Big dogs.

Big dog breeds. Let's go Mastiff. I like that answer. I like that answer. Lab. Two Fs. Two Fs. Yep.

German Shepherd. I like that answer. Pit Bull. Golden Retrievers. Man. That's a great one. More running backs. More running backs.

It's just so bad. No, we're doing okay. I'm looking at these other. States are probably Northeast, East Coast, New England. Okay. Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York. Maryland. other states are probably northeast east coast new england okay uh rhode island connecticut new york uh maryland delaware tough yeah this is a hard one this is crazy there's oh there we go massachusetts vermont new hampshire tennessee uh virginia west virginia Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia. Give them Vermont, New Hampshire.

I think one of those maybe. North Carolina, South Carolina. Just start ripping. There we go. There we go. One more. All right. One more.

Think about the NFL players. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Recently died. Recently died. NFL players that recently died. Rushing over 2,000 yards. players. Pennsylvania. Recently died. Recently died. NFL players that recently died. Rushing over 2,000 yards. Yeah.

Say it, coach. Your favorite player. Walter Payton. Oh, no, no, no, no. A bad guy. Yeah. He's died and he's reverse died. Yeah.

Oh, OJ Simpson. Yeah, there it is. Thank you. OJ Simpson, final answer. Yay. Good time. That was a good time. Yeah, there it is. Thank you. OJ Simpson, final answer. There it is. Good time. That was a good time. Yeah, 430.

You crushed the on-court. Man. You said trivia was going to be a problem. It was. This is a tough one. That was a tough one. That was a tough one. All right, where do you rank?

Let's see. Okay. You're ahead of definitely some nfl players all right 4 30 who are you ahead of who we have the moral the magician i'm not sure if know his work uh cam newton there we go yeah that's big uh maxine the corgi I'll be the dog sketch Tim Woods Delaney Walker Will Compton yeah

that was good you crushed that thanks for coming in coach I can't say best of luck I hope you guys lose not every game not every game I don't want best of luck. I hope you guys lose. Oh, my. Thanks for having me. Not every game. Badgers to beat you.

Yeah, not every game. Yeah. I don't want you to lose every game. Just certain games. Yeah. Win all your non-con. And then, yeah, maybe a couple upsets. And most of your conference.

Yeah, most of your conference. Yeah, yeah. A good amount of your conference. We doing divisions in the Big Ten this year? No. We did away with them. Sucks. Big Ten West is done.

Done. So how do they do it? Just top two teams? Get a play? Yeah. That's all. It's just straight them. Sucks. Big Ten West is done. Done. So how do they do it? Just top two teams? Get a play? Yeah. That's all. It's just straight up top two teams are going to play in the Big Ten Championship? Which will be unique because that'll create some issues just in terms of, I mean, there's

most likely going to be up to four, maybe even more that out of the Big Ten that go to the college football playoff. Yeah. And then the Big Ten Championship in some ways could be. four maybe even more that out of the big 10 that go to the college football playoff yeah and the big 10 championship in some ways could be yeah the michigan ohio state would i think it was like three out of last four years they would have played again yeah so there's like a world where they could play like three times and correct and like a couple yeah or like a month or so yeah the bam bam bam that's cool kind. Kind of cool. Kind of sucks.

Yeah. No, it would be remarkably cool. Right, but it then becomes like a game, not the game. I don't think so. It just puts the game on the national stage even more so. Right, but then you also have the thing where it's like if both of the teams are playing in the last regular season game, they both know they're in. Yeah.

Yeah. Then they both know they're in again. That's a problem. But if they get to the playoff and go through the rest of the country and beat the SEC teams and meet back again for a national title, that's the best possible scenario. Yeah, we weren't talking about that. We were talking about playing three times in one season.

Yeah, right. That's not cool. But if you play the third time, that's incredible. The third time is cool. Third time is cool. Second time might not be cool. The second time would also be cool. Maybe not, though.

If they've clinched and they're playing last regular season game and then they've clinched again. You can't eat cookies for every minute. Those teams are not going to take it easy on each other. You're right. You're probably right. They're not. He's the number one college football.

Media personality in the country. Why don't they just build the whole schedule out of those two teams then? Build the whole plane out of Michigan-Ohio State. Why don't you just – Sounds like we've got uh all right well coach thank you so much appreciate it great time thank you for having me tj you want to hit the other wheel um yeah best of luck thank you i might have to come up to a game with 15 000 love to yeah this is gonna be the hardest one possible oh no come on. Oh, wait. Go out that way, coach.

That way you go on the court. Coach Dave Braun. Got the program going the right way. Thanks, coach. Good luck this year. Thank you. Appreciate it, coach. Go ahead, man.

All right, Brandon. Get your man. Holler. Hey, coach. Drop the hook. He hugs you. Dave tried to soften it. Oh, coach. You got the hug? He hugs him. Dave tried to soften it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You got to see him after the hug. It got awkward. That post. Good guy.

Super nice guy Should we talk to Hannah or no? So what happened? The clip I saw was Mincy doing Fast Banana To Hannah Without explaining any of the content

I think she's worth talking. She helped us out with an out-of-order sketch today, and she brought up some things that he talked about. All right, let's get her. Yeah. Let's get her. Hannah! That probably didn't work.

No. We got to integrate Hannah with the show. She's walking to Barstool So she's about to find out What the 10x fast banana is all about But anyway tell us a little more Okay so I mean

Way better than she described And the fact that he said Integrate you into Barstool By watching me suck down this banana I mean, way better than she described. And the fact that he said, integrate you into Barstool by watching me suck down this banana. After he asked her a question. Yeah, and he didn't explain what any of it. Fast bananas can't be explained. He actually could have explained it. He's like, here's this thing that I'm known for doing.

Yeah, true, true. I eat bananas faster than most normal men. It's kind of my thing. Oh, man. Mincy didn't fully understand the viral thing. I had explained to him like six times. No. What does he know?

Like the fact that I was like, he's going to the SEC championship next week tournament. And I was like, so you're leaving on Monday. I won't count Monday. I was like, on Tuesday, if you don't have a video that gets a million views or trend, you have to come home on Wednesday. Yeah. And he just asked me like a hundred times, like how that's possible. I was like this is what we're doing he'll find out yeah he'll figure it out i'm uh i'm going on tomorrow

i think i might sleep here so i can get here on time oh yeah and you guys have your show laugh factory yeah oh yeah and there is uh go to the laugh factory thursday use code mincy 15 off we have a special surprise very special surprise that i've heard of that's going to be incredible you want to tease it uh mincy plus tom brady yeah ah it's a good tease it's a good tease yeah it's good yeah tease Yeah So please come Tickets at the Laugh Factory website Use code Mincy 15 off What time is it?

8 o'clock Do we have Did you get Hannah? Did anyone try? Luke Yeah I was going out there Luke was going to get her Luke is fetching Hannah?

Yes Oh man She started yesterday? Hannah? Yes. Oh, man. She started yesterday? Two days ago? Monday, yeah. Monday? Yeah, Monday.

And then she's already seen her first Fast Banana. Wow. I had to work at Barstool for like nine years before I saw her first Fast Banana. I've never seen one of those. It's crazy. It's riveting. These kids don't know how easy they have it. Hannah, come on in. Okay.

This is Hannah. Hello. Hi. Hi. So, Hannah is an intern here this summer? Yes. And I'm sorry that you had to have your first content be Wake Up Mincy. It's okay.

I forgive you. What? Yeah, I mean, I did. I actually, like, Mincy, I made Mincy leave the kitchen this morning just so I could content be wake up mincy it's okay i forgive you what yeah i mean i did i actually like mincy i i made mincy leave the kitchen this morning just so i could ask hannah like are you okay he does um how long of a conversation lumped all together yesterday did you have with mincy i don't even know if it's fair to call a conversation how much how many hours did you hear his voice? I think I like clocked in and my shift was listening to Minzy. I woke up with Minzy. I spent the day with Minzy.

What did you learn? That's a clip. Whoa, okay. You went on wake up Minzy. I meant have nightmares. You didn't wake up with Minzy. No, no. Then came into work.

I'm leaving. Day two, I'm done. Yeah, no, it was a long time. I learned a lot about him. He told me that he donates to charity. Off camera, he told her that he donates to charity. But that's not even true. I donate to his charity.

He's in debt, yeah. To his ears. He says me ears he says me he says can i have money for the charity cause that i'm doing and i say yes but yeah i didn't know he was outsourcing oh he outsourced everything he's the middleman yes his own life yeah yeah no he's just telling me and he gave numbers i can't remember them because he said so much. What were the numbers? Million was involved. So he does count the entire Hogs for Cause when you have to donate to Mincy's fundraising. That counts as his money.

He said he's donated millions? Well, I guess raised maybe? Raised, okay. But again, raised isn't the right word because he just says like, kids are dying, give me money. And then he goes and has a bunch of ribs. Yeah. And sees music.

You know, like who does he like musically? I don't know if we covered that. Yeah, you do. I just know a lot about New Orleans. Give us like five Mitzi facts that you know okay um he likes poker a lot okay he went to college for a long time okay 14 years sounds about right really excited that i graduated in four and then he sees you as like the first the first person on the moon you did what

four years um he i think speaks in monologues um yeah that's but i don't know if that counts as a fact it's just like everybody knows and then uh a lot of associations with new orleans and he says he's the king of the south that was a personal he said that out loud out of his mouth he doubled down i asked do you believe that you earned that title and he said yes but he said that you're a good proponent he said that a lot of people he said that he is the king of the South. Yeah. When he did the fast banana, were you like, oh, this is a fast banana? See, no, but that was the only time it seemed like he was listening to me.

That's true. I'm just kidding. That's true. Did he ask you a question? Yeah. Well, he just gave me a command more so. It was tell us about yourself. Yeah.

Okay. And then that kind of, then he started eating the banana. So it was for him. But I couldn't really lock in. So it was a situation. And Hannah, you have like a shitload of followers how long how did you i mean you do right like tiktok and instagram yeah four million yeah that's yeah instagram you have a half a million what what have you like when did you

start where'd you go to school i went to appalachian state oh nice beautiful yeah i love that love that school yeah Oh, you don't. No, I love it. Like, dead ass. It is. And it is a beautiful dance. Yeah, I've always heard. That one picture of their baseball field.

Yep. It's amazing. Every time I see it, I'm like, why didn't I play baseball? I'm like, oh, yeah, it sucked. Wait, so, and then when did you start doing social media? I started, like, COVID around, like, 2020, and then just kind of kept doing it. What's your style?

Like, why are you popping off? I do, like, sketch comedy, so I'll do, like... Why didn't you say that? I was going to use you today. Well, to be fair, I said Laurel and Yanny. Yeah, but, like, she goes extra. Okay. Huh.

Look at that. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Huh. Look at that. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Yeah, look at that. A roll in the air is big. I think of that Michigan game. Yeah. And then a recent upset where they just stormed the whole town.

It was so. Were you a part of that? The storming? Yeah. I stormed the field at one point. That was cool because game day came. And then that was like, we won in the last like two seconds. Hail Mary, right? Yeah. Yeah. What did they beat? Was it North Carolina? and then that was like we won in the last like two seconds hail mary right

yeah yeah they beat the north carolina no that was that was that was a game where it was like 45 42 or something james madison carolina beat him 63 61 that was game day it was at jm it was james madison but it was at jmu no but i think the year before they beat james madison on um there she is ecu no that's not right I think the year before they beat James Madison on a... There she is. ECU. No, that's not right. Because it's 43-28. Whatever. What are you doing here this summer?

Is it mostly social media? So I have no idea. But yeah, it's just content interns. Oh yeah, do whatever. Awesome. Hopping around. Her videos have like 14 million views on Instagram. Like really good funny stuff.

Thank you. Who hired you? I talked to Gaz first. And then Hank. I heard a giggle. Yeah. Oh, no. No.

Have you met all the women in the office? Yes. Yes. So far. It didn't take long. Five of us. No, we have. No, there's actually a good amount.

Seven? Yeah, but not on camera. We have seven-ish. Oh, we have more than that. We don't have double-digit women. We're close. Everybody go around and name a woman. All right. Tiffany.

Okay. Go, Steve. Stephanie. Any woman? My sister. The office. Megan. My sister. Paige. Stephanie. Any woman? My sister works in the office. Megan. My sister.

Paige. Three. Mackenzie. Yeah. Mackenzie. You guys are missing one. Maggie. Six.

You guys are missing one. Oh, Megan. Megan. Alyssa. Cool one. Alyssa. Blair. Oh, wait.

Yeah, she's fun. Catherine. Yes. She's. Yeah. We're double digits, boys. Okay. Yeah.

Cool. She's got a good sense of humor. Brandon, when he talks about wanting to go to grocery stores. Yeah, he sounds like a little girl. Five foot nine. Lucas. Lucas, yes. Lucas is one of our women.

Max, if you happen to see him from behind. I got good sense of humor. Five foot nine? Who's a little bit shorter than me? You? You're only five nine? I used You're only, you're 5'9"? I used to be. Now that you broke your spine.

We got a lot of women. That was like. Yeah, there's a lot of us here. Binders full. And that was like, I recorded a TikTok yesterday, like a little bit with Megan. And it was like meeting the one other girl in the office. But I was going to say the other and then Paige was like say that there's

only one. So I got a lot of comments defending you. I would never, I would never slight. I'm not intimidated by you at all. At all. Just a young fresh with a huge following. Cool sense of style. Get up real quick.

No, I'm just, my back hurts. I can't get out of the scene. No. You get up. I'm kind of stuck. I can't get out of the seat. No, just get up. I just want to see what Hannah looks like. Is anybody else hot in here? What Hannah looks like. Oh, I'm sweaty.

I'm sweaty. Wait, so where are you from? I'm from Rockford, so like an hour and a half from here. Okay, nice. Yeah. And then I lived in North Carolina for like 10 years. Got it. And so you just, you got an apartment here.

You're here all summer. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. I was coming, planning on coming anyway. And then I saw on LinkedIn. Oh. You guys were, you know, looking for interns.

I love Barstool. LinkedIn is Gaz DMing you on Instagram. That's LinkedIn? Okay. That's what he calls LinkedIn. That's his LinkedIn. Yeah. His request is going back to 2020 and liking your old post.

That'd be funny if Gab's like, yeah, I've been firing up LinkedIn. All right, well, welcome aboard. Thank you. Yes. Do you want to do Dizzy? Do you want to get Dizzy? Get Dizzy? Yeah.

You want to do Dizzy or you want to do the gauntlet? Oh, yeah, pick one. What? Oh, God. Dizzy's faster. Dizzy? You want to get dizzy? Get dizzy? You want to do dizzy or you want to do the gauntlet? Oh yeah, pick one. Dizzy's faster. Do dizzy. Do dizzy and then do gauntlet Friday. We're going to get Megan to do the gauntlet too. I don't want to do the gauntlet before Megan. Okay.

You want to get dizzy? Get dizzy. I guess so. Get my ass dizzy. If you guys break the intern. What are we just getting another one? Get dizzy. I guess so. Good Lord. Get your ass dizzy. Get my ass dizzy. Yeah. If you guys break the intern. What are we just getting another one? Yeah.

What are you talking about? If you guys break the intern, I'll be super grateful because she's got a lot of promise. How do we think she's going to do as a dizzy person? Kate, it's going to fall. Have you tried ditching your panties yeah i've heard something about it we we were like mincy what a fucking freak fast banana in front of her and then we're just like hey go get dizzy spin for us yeah spin and fall down for us. We're not weird. I'm putting myself in her shoes and I'm like,

what the fuck is... Are we counting or not? Do you want to go to the clock or do you want to count? We got the clock. We got the clock. All right, you got to go fast. All right. Three, two, one, go.

Faster. Faster. Faster., one, go. Faster. Faster. Faster. Like the Dickens. Faster. A little faster. Keep going faster. Like the Dickens, please.

Faster. Faster. Five. Faster. Four. Faster. Faster. Two, one, go.

Layup. Layup. Oh, shit. Layup. Oh, God. No way. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh Layup. Oh. Oh, God. Go. No way. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yay. All right. Woo. Oh. Oh, she got handles. She's only the second to get it, right?

Yeah. Yeah, her and Mintz. Her and Mintz. Woo. Her and Mintz. They're meant for each other. Wow. All right, that's Hannah the intern.

Nailed it. Love it. All right, we're going to spin the wheel. Thank you, Hannah. Yes. You crushed it. It's a great show. All right.

Thank you, yeah. And we're dry. Wait, should we do the other wheel too? Yep. No. Yeah. Not for co-workers. I will not do this.

It's not going to be you. It's not going to be you. Don't worry. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, Brandon. Brandon, hold on. Alright. I don't want this to be me. It has to be Kate. It has to be me.

Otherwise, I'm naysaying. No. Fred. Wait, what? You know what. You know what. All right, dismiss her. You forgot your hug.

My hug? She said my hug. No, don't. Yeah Yeah I'm out Alright see you everyone tomorrow Please subscribe Go explain it god damn it That's so bad Brandon I'm sorry I apologize. I apologize. Oh, hell no.

Somebody call HR. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye.