The Yak - Yak Pro Day: Mintzy vs Klemmer | The Yak 3-1-24

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. In life, we cannot change the cards we are dealt. Just how we play the hand. Sometimes, that hand leads to hitting quad fours on the river. But not without consequence. Quickly, there's a public shaming from your boss. Soon after, you make an underwhelming donation pledge.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Then, from the clouds, a Slender Man-like figure has appeared beside you, ready for a fight. If you think you know what widespread panic is, Mincy, just wait, just wait. The cards are stacked against the Destroyer. All bets are off. How will he respond? Wow Yes Wow
Starting point is 00:01:17 I got chills We might have to watch that again Before we actually start the events Holy shit Welcome to the Yak Sponsored by Roback R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com. Promo code Yak.
Starting point is 00:01:29 20% off all your performance hoodies, crewnecks, joggers, and more with code Yak. We've arrived. Wow. It is. I was excited. This is like Christmas morning. It is Yak Pro Day. By the way, we have Kyle sitting over in the corner next to Nick
Starting point is 00:01:46 because we left these two seats open for our two competitors, which will have come in beforehand to get their thoughts. We also have some of the competitions will be them sitting in these seats. Boys. Is this the most anticipated Yak ever? This is for me, but I haven't been around long. Up there with Case Race. Up there with Case Race.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Up there with the first case race. The fact that this was thrown together yesterday. Clemmer is here. He's ready. The events are ready. The graphics. Whoever made that intro video. This has been the biggest team effort. All I've thought about.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Last night I was home and before my kids went to bed I was texting with TJ trying to plan this whole thing, and my wife was like, you know, what are you doing? Like, the kids, and I was like, Mincy versus Clemmer pro day. She got it. She was like, yeah, no, no, keep going. That's way more important.
Starting point is 00:02:37 This is a matchup. I just, shout out Clemmer, by the way. Let's start with that. Shout out Clemmer. What a guy. For getting on a flight on a moment's notice to come and go against the destroyer. And he looks great. Do we have a shot of him?
Starting point is 00:02:55 They're wearing. Yeah. What is that? A sports tracking devices. Oh, wow. So we have state of the art tracking devices that were installed in the office yesterday. So not only are we going to watch these two guys go against each other, but TJ, look at this. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's them live. It's them live right now. Oh, my God. Insane. So we're going to be able to check their speeds. We're going to be able to comp them. Look at how fast they're going right now. He's leaving a chemtrail.
Starting point is 00:03:24 They should not have given me this. Oh, there comes Skull. Holy shit. Holy shit. You don't need that. Wait, keep this up, TJ. I got to take a picture of this. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:03:36 Look how fast he is. Mince with an incredible tweet, of course. 13 events. He quoted the of course. 13 events. He quoted the graphic saying 15 plus events by saying, wow, 13 events. Just like the 13 miles I ran. Just perfectly mince. He read 13 because he did 13. 13 wasn't there once.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Someone replied, they're like, well, the bottom of the five kind of looks like a three. That might have been it. Do Clemmer and Mintz right now look like the henchmen of Hades and Hercules? They are so perfect, the two of them together. I like the vest is kind of bending Mincy forwards, and it's completely snapping Clemmer. Both their spines are doing completely different things.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Oh, my God. So, yeah, we have this tracking device that we'll be able to watch and look at the data in real time. And these are the two competitors. This is what we have. The gauntlet is ready. So how do we want to – what do we want to do? How do we want to – should we have them come in and talk to them?
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah, opening statement maybe. Okay, yeah. Let's have them both come in. We're a game press conference. We're a game. And then I'll set the stage because we've – the one thing that I wanted to make sure with this entire event is that we are very transparent with the audience
Starting point is 00:05:04 so they know exactly what's going to happen. We obviously don't have any idea how these guys are going to compete in some of these events but we will explain everything so there's no surprises and we'll keep everything we're not going to do like crazy twists or anything not this time no because we just need mano a mano yeah all right you guys want to come in here? Did Mincy wander off? Mincy's been... This morning you were like, Mincy, can I talk to you? And he just wasn't answering you.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Why is he upstairs? How did he get upstairs? Yeah, where is he? Can we cut to the camera upstairs? Is he just talking? I'm going to go upstairs. So Clemmer yes our first competitor wait what's going on what was that that's him going up oh he's up he's up in the air
Starting point is 00:05:50 oh he's oh no that's clemmer that's clemmer in here we don't know where mincey went how already really is the worst the act starts so to be fair they said that you guys would talk like 15 or 20 minutes yeah It really is the worst. The act starts. So, to be fair, they said that you guys would talk like 15 or 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah. That's what you guys do. But even then, you would think he would want to hang out like in the bullpen right here. I would think.
Starting point is 00:06:15 I would think. We're talking about you guys. Yeah, yeah. Upstairs. No hesitation on your part, huh? You just, he said, get on a plane and you're right here to compete. It's my job. Give me credit.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Clemmer, you and I, we squashed the beef a couple months ago, but this move by you, you've risen the board here for me personally. It's not a big deal. No, but it's great. It's great. Thank you. Being able to be available and being like, fuck, I'm in. Buying in is the biggest thing.
Starting point is 00:06:46 There's a thousand people in sales right now that have to do these things all the time. Like when I was in sales, you'd have to have weight trips all the time. Like it's part of life. Versus maybe the guy you're competing against today who doesn't show for the important things even when given a lot of warning. We're here today. It's a new day today, boys. Yeah, yeah. We're here today. It's a new day today, boys. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:05 We're here today. Pro day. So, boys, how are we feeling? What are the vibes like? Oh, this, by the way, why do we have the mic like this? Look at Clemmer. This is the saddest setup for a mic. That's good.
Starting point is 00:07:17 You give me a sports bra, and now you're ruining my posture. It's like he's being hung by a clothes hanger. I feel like a marionette. The sports bra situation is something, all these stools have been saying I need one for years, and I usually just let my tits hang out. And today, you know, I don't know. This is a big adjustment. Yeah, you look great.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I'd like to ask, are the weights accurate for you guys? Ben, are you still 240? I haven't weighed, but I think I would guess I'm trending to about towards like two. Last weight I saw was 247. Clemmer, are you 135? I am. And if you go back and you watch the mini golf, like the first thing I did my second day, I am like 20 pounds lighter than I am right now.
Starting point is 00:07:53 That's crazy. I had so much anxiety and I was like, I was such like a mental. You were 20 pounds lighter back then? I think I was like 15 or 20 pounds lighter. Did you just grow like a femur or something? No, like that shows you how skinny I was then. Where though? Where, though? Where was it?
Starting point is 00:08:07 You look at my face, and I'm so gaunt. Even more than normal. I know I'm always gaunt. But I was just such a mess. So you weighed 135? Yeah. And I weighed, I said, 20 pounds less than my first day. There's a lot of dog breeds that weigh more than that.
Starting point is 00:08:20 A lot. And the crazy thing is, I'm nearly 6'2". It's not like I'm 5'1". Does the Chicago wind blow you over when you walk outside? Oh, some trash? Shit talk, shit talk. Way more than that. A lot. And the crazy thing is I'm like nearly 6'2". It's not like I'm 5'1". Yes. Does the Chicago wind blow you over when you walk outside? Oh, some trash. Shit talk. Shit talk.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Oh, fuck. These two guys don't like each other. You know what's funny is I flew in last night. It was not a big deal. Whatever. I still got to the office an hour before Mincey. Oh! Fucking fuck.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Oh! Yes! Shit. Oh, shit. Like, there wasn't a rivalry, but there is a rivalry. There kind of is. No, there is one. No, there is one in the fact that Clemmer shows that he is down for literally anything.
Starting point is 00:08:52 He's ride or die. Yep. Mincy is about Mincy. Damn. You're going to take that, Mince? Now, Clemmer, do you realize that the world is going to be rooting heavily for you? That's great. That sounds awesome. Okay. I like that. I feel like the world is going to be rooting heavily for you? That's great. That sounds awesome.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Okay. I like that. I feel like the world still likes me. Okay. Blutman put the Clemmer minus 450. Whoa. Oh, he changed it to 380. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Can I bet on this? I think with the 19 events that we have, I've gone through all of them. I think it's going to be very close. Like there's no one thing that is like, so, oh my God, Mincy will absolutely win all these events. How do we get to the number 19 events? We just, TJ and I just got in the zone. Nice round number.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Just kept on adding events and events. Mincy, you thought 13? Yeah, what happened? Talk us through the 13. I guess I thought that five was a three. Yeah, so that is, that person was right. But I just glanced at it super quick. Similar line movement.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Even so, it says over. So even if it said 13, it wouldn't be 13. It will be over 13. I just glanced at it for like a very maybe point. Wait, so you skipped. Go down, TJ. Wait, what's that on my nose? You skipped over.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Oh, that's the mouse. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know. I didn't think it would be rude for him. I don't know how I compete with that. Here's the thing. He's just so lovable in his stupidity.
Starting point is 00:10:14 So you skipped over the word over. I just saw it. You read the one. I just glanced at it for like a very brief, and I was like, oh. Yeah, you skipped over word over. You read the one. You read half of the five. The bottom half. Yes. It was very brief, and I was like, oh. Yeah, you skipped over word over. You read the one. You read half of the five. And then a mess.
Starting point is 00:10:27 The bottom half of the five. Yes, that's exactly right. The bottom half of the five. That's what happened. Do you guys know what you're going to get into? Like, any idea? I revealed one. Did you see the one I revealed?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yes. I said I was going to reveal one event just to get the hype going. Okay, I just know I didn't see that. I saw the bench press. I assume bench press and 40 the hype going. Okay. I just know I didn't see that. I saw the bench press. I assume bench press and 40 are very obvious. Yes. And that was all I know. Are we revealing as we go through?
Starting point is 00:10:50 I think we're going to reveal as we go through. Okay. So, all right. Here's what we'll set up so that everyone is clear at home. There will be a prize for the winner. So, if Chris Clemmer wins this, he gets $2,500 cash. All right. I like that.
Starting point is 00:11:07 It's in my pocket right now. If Ben Mintz wins this, because let's just remind everyone that this is technically a punishment for Mintzy skipping the combine. Ben Mintz, if you win this, you win a $2,500 donation from myself to the Mississippi State NIL. Okay? The good thing about that is they're NIL so broke that I ain't gonna
Starting point is 00:11:32 do anything. Okay, but that's in your name. I will submit it in your name to the Mississippi State NIL. Well, Brandon, who do you root for here? I root for Mincy. Well, I like him so much. I'm just rooting for a good time, but I can't lose. What's it called?
Starting point is 00:11:48 The Bulldog Initiative? The Bulldog Initiative, yes, yes. That's some clown shit, huh, Ben? That's wild. So, I mean, am I supposed to, like, throw this match? I mean, like. No, you have to. You have to try to win it.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Because here's the other thing, Mincy. If you lose this, you have to do three minutes in the ice bath okay all right we're so that that is the incentive there i will fly you down personally to starkville me and you will go deliver this money check like a big old check yes checks it's like you and i will go personally i'll take care of that we'll just go yeah we'll get the big check yeah that's actually yeah that's part of it you have to do the big check and you have to take a picture with Brandon. Oh, man. Because it will be in the name of Ben Mintz.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Okay. All right, so yeah, three minutes in the ice bath is what you're trying to avoid. Yeah. Man. So many good sounds coming our way, boys. Oh, we're in for one. Oh, what a treat. All right, so here's how it's going to work.
Starting point is 00:12:42 And everyone remember, we're not doing twists this time. I know that people are now going to be like, why do you keep saying that? No twists. And I've told both competitors this, so they're brief with it. There's 19 events. The 20th event is the Yak Gauntlet. The winner of the Yak Gauntlet will win the entire thing.
Starting point is 00:13:01 So it always will come down to the 20th event. But how the 19 events work into the Yak gauntlet, if, let's say, Clemmer wins 10 to 9, he then gets to eliminate one thing from the Yak gauntlet, but his time counts. Oh, yeah. So if Clemmer wins 10 to 9, he can say, I'm not going to do the soccer shot.
Starting point is 00:13:20 So his time would be all the Yak gauntlet without the soccer shot. If Clemmer wins 11 to 8, he then gets to eliminate two things. Oh, that's great. And so on and so forth. That's fair, too. So, yeah. So 11-8 is two things, not three.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Two things. Okay, so say it's like— 10's one, 11's two, 12's three, 13's four, 15's five, and so on and so forth. I don't know— How many things are in the Yak gauntlet? So there are six on-court items. You always have to do a sporkle. There's six on- items you always have to do sporkle there's six on court okay so it's cornhole soccer shot wiffle ball home run
Starting point is 00:13:50 football split basketball basketball so seven things sorry seven so each basketball shot is its own thing okay so no matter what the the winner will be whoever has the fastest time in the yak gauntlet but the first 19 events matter a lot yeah yeah because yeah you could knock out like if you knock out three or four things it's almost impossible to beat you in the act unless you get a tough sporkle unless you get tough sporkle but that way it keeps it alive throughout right if you're getting smoked and all the other events you still have a chance with the right you always have a you always have a chance okay yes yes all right so that that makes it so that the the viewers at home understand, everyone understands the 19 events matter a lot,
Starting point is 00:14:28 but the winner will still be decided in the 20th event, the Yak Gauntlet. It's kind of like Titus had the idea. It's kind of like American Gladiators where at the end you get a time bonus. That's exactly what it is. It's a time bonus for the final event. Okay. Any other questions? I love that show.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Remember the tennis ball thing? Yeah, I want to get one for this office. I also am thinking about getting a slide for the second floor. Paige was talking about a real tight slide. Clemson. Yeah, remember when you got yelled at? I bullied you into going down it. That was great. A fat 40-year-old
Starting point is 00:14:59 going down a Clemson facility slide. Did you regret going down it? And then the guy was like, don't do that. You're not allowed to be on that slide. Who's it for? No, he didn't let me get on it. Oh, yeah, that's right. And then they were like, just get on it.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah, what is he going to do? That's how I escaped. Yeah. Got on the slide. Yeah. So we might get a slide. All right. I think that's pretty clear.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Are there any questions in the chat, TJ? I feel like that's very, very clear. Should we do an anthem? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not ready. I'm not prepared to do an anthem yeah yeah i'm not ready i'm not prepared to do an anthem do you want jerry we have oh we have our refs jerry and spider in the wheel so you have to who has to do the answer yeah oh yeah yeah yeah whole entire office wheels yeah yeah and if it's somebody in the new york office we facetime them yeah jerry and spider are refs today
Starting point is 00:15:40 they've been briefed on every single event they're they know exactly what to do um their calls will be final so we're taking our ourselves out of this there's one i think there's i think there's one or two events that are uh voting base that will be involved in but for the most part their calls are final you have to respect the refs okay okay yeah you want to spin Okay Okay Yeah you wanna spin the wheels So you guys do an anthem A sexy anthem Yeah Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Monroe To JFK
Starting point is 00:16:09 I like that Happy birthday Oh Yes To America Can you see Is Malasek not here No
Starting point is 00:16:18 He's in Florida Fuck So who are we gonna have Be the Goalie Oh shit You Should they each have to Be each other's goalie?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Oh, yeah, that's good. Brianna Chick-fil-A. Grace. Okay. She is on her way to Bora Bora right now. All right, so spin it again. She might not be available. Spin it again.
Starting point is 00:16:37 You want to try to call her? I don't have her number. I like that, Kate, though. So for the Yak-Gonlis, so we're clear, both they will goaltend each other, which makes it as even as possible. She might have. I'll try to call it. I feel like I'll be able to kick it through.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Or you could remove soccer if you want. Yeah. Depending on who wins. Never a big soccer game. If you have that option. Oh, fights. Nate. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:17:55 Alright, so we're doing the Mincy vs. Clemmer Pro Day. Can you just sing the national anthem? Sexily American I imagine Whatever you want Chinese
Starting point is 00:18:08 Alright let's see here Oh yeah Oh say can you see By the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight for the rare parts we watched And the rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there
Starting point is 00:19:21 Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Thank you, fights. Thank you, fights. Very good. USA. All right, boys, you can. Clemmer, did you wipe away a tear during that anthem?
Starting point is 00:19:53 It's funny. Mince appeared to be laughing for most of it. Mince has got one last thing he wants to say. You got a plug? What'd you say? You got a plug you want to do? You got a poker tournament? I don't.
Starting point is 00:20:04 No, I was just asking if I could go to the bathroom. Oh, yeah, yeah. Go to the bathroom. That's all I was doing. Please, go to the bathroom. Little nerves. What if he doesn't come back? Can we track him in the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:20:12 Oh. Yeah, can we find out if it's poop or pee with his heart rate? Oh, I love this so much. This is... Oh, look at that jump. Dude, this tracking data isn't look at Vince there he goes
Starting point is 00:20:29 there he goes to shit oh this is weird we're gonna have to get that fixed so we can track ourselves in the bathroom yeah
Starting point is 00:20:42 oh fuck I'm so excited so excited and i love that there seems to be a semblance of bad blood there is yeah yeah yeah because it really is like good versus evil clemmer is a company guy yep works hard and and mincy is not in there every day flew here yep doing solitary confinement no questions asked yeah Yep. Doing solitary confinement. No questions asked. Yeah, he's doing solitary confinement for 100 hours. And then the day he's out, he's doing a rat race. Really?
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah. Awesome. The solitary confinement. It's at the office. And we all remember him from the monkey boy. Yes, yes, yes. One of the best documentaries. Some of his lines in that. What was the line?
Starting point is 00:21:20 What was his line? He was like, no, you're the monkey boy. Classic. Yeah. Put that you're the monkey. Classic. Yeah. Put that on a fucking shirt. Yeah. And I said to him, who's the real monkey here? Quit.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Yeah. That was at the end. That was right at the end. That was the post-credits scene, like Thanos. Oh, God. Here he comes. Popcorn machine looking good today I'm ejecting this popcorn
Starting point is 00:21:47 I had a bag I haven't had a bag yet This is the perfect event for it What did he just say? I'm gonna leave my phone over here He doesn't know he's mic'd Heavy breathing Well I can't blame him there
Starting point is 00:22:01 Okay so event number one We have mixed perfectly Weird shit that we came up with and traditional combine stuff. So we're starting. The first two events are going to be traditional combine stuff. Event number one is the 35-yard dash. Do we have a coin to see who goes first? Spider, you want to get a coin? Because there will be a few times we'll flip to see who goes first spider you want to get a coin because there'll be a few times we'll flip to see who goes first yep 35 yard dash is the first event dude should we place our picks now on who
Starting point is 00:22:37 we think is going to win i think clemmer's gonna win i think clemmer's gonna win this but but i saw clemmer run the other day he's not as as fast as you'd think he would be with that frame. And Mintz has been working out. And Mintz can run. He's actually been. Mintz can run. Yes, he can. I would install Clemmer as a favorite here, but I would not be completely shocked if Mintz did something.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I think Mintz could surprise here. Yeah. I would say that if Mintz wins this one, then Clemmer might be in for a long time. It'll be a long day. Because there are more speed things that are coming down the line. How are we going to do the timing? So Jerry's going to do the whistle to start. Spider's going to do
Starting point is 00:23:09 the time at the end. So Spider's time. Yes. Just Spider's time. Should Mincy go first? We're going to flip a coin. Okay. Because we'll have multiple times. We'll just keep flipping coins. That's actually my dream is just have 19 coin tosses.
Starting point is 00:23:26 There's a couple that are head to head that will be electric. This visual rocks. It looks like the Statue of Liberty. It's the New York Empire State Building versus the Chicago Bean. These two fierce competitors. Is it just them or do you think the sports bar
Starting point is 00:23:50 bras are kind of the same size or not no no it's just funny that one is so full no it's not the fullness but also big like did they have two wildly different sized i don't know oh we have a coin it is a yak coin oh an original yak coin season six yak coin okay what are you calling heads what are you calling tail spider this is gonna be heads heads is our heads this This is going to be tails. Six set tails. Where are we from? I think you're going to do this. All right. We're doing this red. Who's who?
Starting point is 00:24:29 We'll call it. So where do we start the run? The lines are right there, Mincy. Well, he wasn't here for the combine. No, he wasn't. He doesn't remember. You can tell him anywhere right now. This is all new to him.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Send him upstairs to run. Technically home. So I will give you, do you want heads or do you want tails? I want tails. Okay. Big toss. Jeez. That's tails.
Starting point is 00:24:58 That's tails. So I would like to go second. Okay. And let's just, we'll make it easy, Spider. Every time that there's a first or second, we'll just flip-flop. So the next one, Clemmer, will get to go second. That makes it fair. All right, 35-yard dash to start off.
Starting point is 00:25:16 35-yard dash to start off. And we are doing hand time? Hand time? Hand time. Okay. I guess, TJ, do you have like a... Yeah, but do we have this equipment that could do it for us? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:26 We have the tracking. Can it, TJ? No, I can give you top speed. Okay. Okay. Spider's at the ready with the stopwatch. We're getting a camera at the finish line. So we'll be on Jerry's whistle start and Spider's time to end.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Are you guys ready, Dan? One second. Let's make sure we're ready. In the very unlikely event of a tie, we should use top speed as tiebreaker. I like that. I like that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Do we have the camera at the end? Okay. Yes, we're ready. Are you ready? I am ready. Good stance. He's off. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yes. Yes. That was laser focus. All right. These guys are going to get tired. Oh, he doesn't like it. Oh, no. He doesn't like it at all.
Starting point is 00:26:21 He doesn't like it. Oh, two fucks. What happened? I think it was a slow start on this part. 4.88. Okay. There was a delay in the start. Oh, Mincey is starting low, though.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Yeah, he's starting very low. That might not be good. Again, Mincey has no experience in this event here. Correct. No, he's never done this because he was playing poker. Playing poker. Billy worked with me on all this stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:44 4.88 is the time to beat. Mint, Clumber, very upset. Not a good time. Down. Okay. Oh, Billy gave him an official. Oh, wow. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Uh-oh. The worst idea. Once again. What is that? That's a Spider-Man. Oh. Oh, this is the time. I think he's going to beat him. Oh, my God. These noises.
Starting point is 00:27:13 The pants. I think he beat him. Five, three, two, one. Oh, Clemmer's up 1-0. Wow. I didn't feel good about that. Can we see top speed data? That was faster than I thought. Way to go, Clemmer.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Clemmer's pumped. Pumped. He was mad at himself, too. No, I honestly didn't feel like I had a chance in the 40. I mean, he's 115 pounds lighter, so. Here it comes. Here we go. Here it comes.
Starting point is 00:27:40 If I lose this bench, we're in some serious trouble, boys. Do we have data for that? Yeah. For his runs, TJ? Oh, look. Do we have data for that? Yeah. For those runs, TJ? Oh, look. Here we go. Wow. That's so cool.
Starting point is 00:27:49 So this is our first time. All right. So the time is obviously not right. Yeah. Okay. So 14 miles an hour for Clemmer and 13 miles an hour for Mintz. Yeah. So it makes sense.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Who won? Okay. All right. I like that. That's so cool. The data backs it up. So 1-0. We're going to use the fuck out of that. Yeah. Heart rate. You can see their heart rates. okay all right i like that that's the data backs it up so one nothing we're gonna one nothing fuck out of that yeah heart rate you can see their heart rates all right i think that was
Starting point is 00:28:12 expected through one event i don't think so that was the one i think mincy could have stolen i i'm i'm happy clemmer won that because if like i said if clemmer had lost that then it would have been a long day for him this one should be a mince. Mincy should dominate. So bench press is the second event. How much weight we got on that bar? It is 55 pounds. So 45 plus 2.5?
Starting point is 00:28:36 One plate. Is that two fives or two two-and-a-halves? One plate on each side. All right, so that's 55 pounds. 55 pounds of extra. Yep. Many as you can do. Okay, I'm first.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Yep, you're first. This is the one I think Mincy's going to. He has to. He has to. Yeah, I don't know if Clemmer can get it. Nothing there. No, he can get this up. Well, no, I know, but I just don't think he could win this.
Starting point is 00:28:59 No. Get it up. Can he get it back up a second? But this could be morale if he only loses by five, six. Yeah. Hope Jerry's prepared to have Clemmer rest his head on his penis. Mm-hmm. Just let me know when I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I'm not here. Okay. A big 55-pound bench press. Yeah, no hurry. This makes me nervous. Yep. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:23 So. Is he? Just chilling. Okay. So. Is he? Just chilling. Whatever. Or don't. It's a tough angle. Just tell me I'm going home. It's like a headless man.
Starting point is 00:29:39 That's a solid. I feel like this is way heavier for him than it should be. Yeah, there's some breathing going on. I think he's solid right now he's going faster he can get 35 40 shoved up you might be able to do this all day now i got it you just passed you brain and you did 18 i got a question if he if he does like 50 you think clemmer just lays down does one and, and gets up? Yes, wear him out. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Oh, yeah. It's not a bad strategy to punt on a couple of these. I think if Clemmer, I think he could try to do 10 and see if he could maybe beat him by one. But Clemmer also has shown that he's just going to try at everything. Yeah. He proved that in his first one. Yeah, I want to see how many he can get.
Starting point is 00:30:21 But I think Clemmer is a master statistician, a strategy strategist. I could do this all day. Is it ready? Like a geyser? Headless man lifts. Oh! Spasm. We got some leg spasms.
Starting point is 00:30:43 What's going on? Cramping? Wait, that wasn't a rep. He's starting to lean to the right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? Is he cramping? Wait, that wasn't a rep. He's starting to lean to the right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on with your face going on? All right. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:51 60-62. Official time. I wanted 69. Damn it. Oh. We'll be releasing a CD of all the sounds today, right? Imagine Mincy 69ing. No.
Starting point is 00:31:01 No. No. Fuck you. Imagine Clemmer 69ing. I like that. Imagine Clemmer 69ing. I like that. Imagine both of them 69ing each other. Okay, Clemmer. Please do that.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Clemmer. He always does this. As if he benches hard. Every time I'm on the bench, I always rest my head on a dick. We've seen the two times that Clemmer's ever benched in his life. He did lie. This week. Always do that. Always do that.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Always do that. All right, Clemmer, whenever you're ready. Ready. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. That's such a long way to go.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Uh-oh. Oh, no. Three. Three. Three. Nope. Four. Yeah. Lead it up. Yeah. Three. Three. Nope. Four. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Clean it up. Yeah. Beast. That's it. I'm good. Woo! All right. 1-1.
Starting point is 00:31:52 1-1. Incredible. Incredible. You knew he was going to try. Yeah. All right. That was a gutsy five. All right, boys.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Come back in here for the next event while they clean up the court. We've strategically set it up so that we have events in here, events out there, so that we can rearrange the court. I think we've got to get the bench press off the court. Jerry. It's all knotted up, boys. It's all knotted up. So event three is called the Knot Challenge.
Starting point is 00:32:23 You both will be handed a rope, and you will have two minutes to make the hardest knot you can possibly make. Actually, Mance will have an advantage. And then after two minutes, you switch ropes. The first guy to have an unknotted rope wins. Okay. You got it? Who has any questions?
Starting point is 00:32:45 It's pretty self-explanatory. Would you understand it, Ben? So they, yeah, you just tie a knot and then. You tie as many knots as you can in the two-minute time and then you swap ropes. Okay. Okay. Brandon, why did you say Mincy has an advantage here?
Starting point is 00:33:02 Oh, God. Oh, God, sorry. Okay. Carry on. Oh, that's just ridiculous it is everyone what nothing i just people people are pointing out this is interesting that today's yak is the first of the month oh do we want to do your national anthem no we're good on that i just was saying i just i don't know i just there was a lot of comments. Wake up, wake up, wake up. Still two months away from the one year, though. Get up, get up. Kate, look me in the face.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I know. I'm so dumb. I'm sorry. Yeah, I was dumb. Okay. Okay. Let's bring the ropes. They're going to do it here.
Starting point is 00:33:36 They're going to do it sitting down. I feel like I made a big mistake getting at me benching and wearing myself out. I knew Clemmer was only going to throw up five. You thought Clemmer was going to throw up 60? You thought he was going to throw up 59? I don't know. You think Clemmer was going to throw up 60? You thought he was going to throw up 59? I don't know. You think Clemmer was going to throw up 58? 50?
Starting point is 00:33:49 I'm trying to show off that I was pretty good at the pitch. These ropes are interesting. Okay. They get a little thin. Do we have scissors? We should probably cut the end. I'm afraid not. That might make it more interesting, honestly.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Okay. It's fair for both. All right. Okay. This could be a 45-minute challenge. Could be. Could be. more interesting, honestly. Okay. It's fair for both. All right. Okay. This could be a 45-minute challenge. Could be. Could be. Get comfortable, folks.
Starting point is 00:34:09 How much time? I'm going to say one minute now, not two minutes. One minute. One minute. One minute of tying. Do we stand up to tie them or sit? However you want to do it. I want to stand up.
Starting point is 00:34:20 It's a long road. You want to stand up? All right. All right. You guys want to go out on the court? You want to stand up out on the court? Stand up out on the court. Yeah. All right. You screwed up stand up? Alright, you guys want to go out on the court? You want to stand up out on the court? Stand up out on the court. Yeah. Alright.
Starting point is 00:34:28 You screwed up bench. Alright. Your arm's dead. I'm too tired to tie a knot. Alright, so Spider, we're going to go one minute. So you have the timer and after one minute, you tell them to swap ropes. Oh, clever sitting down. Perfect. Okay, on Jerry's whistle, Clemmer sitting down. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Okay, on Jerry's whistle, you're going to start. Are you guys ready? Clemmer is zen. Does Clemmer have a head start? Yes, it looks like he already had a little bit of an idea. Oh, that was already interesting. Was it like that when he was in? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:35:01 No, it was like that. Oh, no, Mitzi. Oh, no, Mitzi. Oh, no, Mitzi. Oh, he has one in it. Okay. What is the thought process here? He's like an old lady crochet. He's crumpling it like a piece of paper.
Starting point is 00:35:13 He's quilting something. He just keeps wrapping the rope around his hands. Oh, no. Let's see Clemmer. Clemmer is doing that. Clemmer is going to be mad. Clemmer's got some good knots. This is not good.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Clemmer is doing teeny tiny, very tight little knots. Yeah, it'll be almost. Clemmer's not going for any pick. What is he doing? I don't know. What is he doing? Now I have a question. Does the knot have to end up, all the knots have to end up touching each other?
Starting point is 00:35:40 Or is what Clemmer's doing okay where the knots are very separate? I think that's fine. Okay. Is this whoever can get this? I think Clemmer can just okay where the knots are very separate? I think that's fine. Okay. Is this whoever can get this down? I think Clemmer can just kind of throw it up in the air. Come on, Doug. Mincy is a cat right now. And?
Starting point is 00:35:54 I think Mincy did okay. I think he did too. Switch. Oh, that was a tug there. Switch. Switch ropes. Two wildly different looking ropes. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:03 First one to have an untied rope. I really screwed this up. First one to have an untied rope wins. Go. Oh, God. This is such a funny challenge. Wait, what? Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Oh, no. Mincy might have been a genius. Oh, Mincy didn't really make anything that makes sense. Clemmer's no. It defies the law. Clemmer's trying to figure something out right now. Mincy's not. I think I'm good.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Am I good? Mincy. I think I'm good. Is there another one at the bottom? Is there one at the bottom? How did Clemmer only get two done? There's one right there. There's a bunch.
Starting point is 00:36:39 There's a bunch he hasn't done. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. They're so awesome. That's brilliant. Look at the phrase, my friend. That's brilliant. It's brilliant. I'm't done. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. There's so... Look at the phrase, my friend. It's brilliant. It's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's brilliant. Too shame. Foiled again. My genius contemporary. He's done it. Brilliant. Just brilliant. It's like the prestige.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Clemmer is picking up a ton of steam here. Clemmer's almost done. Clemmer's down to the final knot. No shit. You were not going to untie those. You did it wrong. You're supposed to do the phrase. Oh, he walks off.
Starting point is 00:37:16 He walked off on him. Count it. All right. Clemmer. 2-1. No one's going to untie those. Mitzi, look at the phrase. Look at the phrase.
Starting point is 00:37:25 These are impossible. We all had the phrase. those. Mithy, look at the phrase. Look at the phrase. These are impossible. We all had the phrase. That's why I said it's fair for each. No one's going to get that done. I did it with all of them. Damn. Genius. I've never seen this.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Genius. Wow. I'm glad we got more challenges. Oh, shit. Genius move. All right. 2-1. 2-1.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Challenge. Klimmer hit him with the score. 4 is the traditional three-cone drill. So we're going to have our competitors go to the three-cone drill. I think Mincy has the agility here. He might. It's heating up. Now, Clemmer has to go first on this one because, yeah, it's his turn.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Yeah. Oh, Mincy, I think, is getting a little edged. I do, too. He is. I love it. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen him so bothered. Can we get a replay of him discovering the knots in the fray? I'll show you oh, this is brilliant
Starting point is 00:38:15 Big cats heading over to show three-tone drill is like a discovery. Brilliant. Now this is brilliant. I'm going to call it that Mincy gets confused. Okay. Okay. Alright. Show me how you do it. Alright.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Climb. All right. Line. Line. I need player tracking for this. Get me a camera. There's no way I lose this. There is no way I lose this. I'm guaranteed to win in this category. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I'm guaranteed to win. I didn't ruin it. That's right. That's bold. I mean guaranteeing the win. I'm guaranteeing the win. That's right. That's right. That's bold. I mean, this is so funny. I mean, Mincy's going to get DQ'd. He obviously... Yeah, I need...
Starting point is 00:39:12 We didn't do this on purpose, but it is perfect that we're just highlighting the fact that Mincy skipped the combine. Yeah. Because we just do these events and he's like, what? Yeah. How does this work? Didn't watch. Where do I run the 35-yard dash?
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yeah, didn't watch. Second. We did it. Not a second. We did it. Not a second. Not a second. If he thinks he's going to get DQ'd on a three-cone drill, he's going to think he gets ice cream. Yeah. Oh, that actually.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Oh, I got DQ'd. I got DQ'd on the cones. I should say I had a very embarrassing moment at the Combine. We interviewed Dan Quinn. Yeah. and then we went to dinner after, and I think someone, I can't remember who came up to us, maybe a reporter or something, and he was like, you guys had DQ earlier today? He's the best.
Starting point is 00:39:56 And I was like, you guys know Terry Quinn about me? And they all were like, dude, he's talking about Dan Quinn. You were probably so mad. I was so mad. It's the fattest moment possible. What the fuck? I was like, you guys got DQ without me? Fuck.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Betrayal. All right. Clemmer guaranteed victory in this one. Wow. I heard him. Clemmer is getting a little cocky. He is. He's kind of turning into a little shit out there.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Yeah. Good. Oh, he's gone. Extreme is. He's kind of turning into a little shit out there. Yeah. Good. Oh, he's going. Extreme focus. I don't know. This isn't that fast, though. Doesn't look great. No, this is not.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Almost dainty. A lot of arm movement. What a fast arms. I'm good. I've got to say. The visual. That was the least vicious run I've ever seen. For guaranteeing victory, That wasn't great.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Like a slight breeze in a china shop. That was doing the three-cone drill when your downstairs neighbor's like, please, can you not walk heavy? Clemmer's parents were sleeping. This time was 9-2-2. Is Mincy going to get lost on this course? There's a very good chance. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:06 TJ's going to let me know. Give me like a five or something. You want a five or you want a three? Three's great. It's going to be on my whistle, though. Three, two, one, whistle. Yeah, yeah, then whistle, then go. Three, two, one, whistle.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Then you go on the whistle. Once you hear the whistle, you go. Okay. Whistle, then he says go. Oh, fuck. Are you ready, then he says go. Oh, fuck. Are you ready, Mincy? Yeah. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. He hasn't really gotten down. He's got it. He's got it. Oh, what a finish. Good run, Mincy.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Oh. 25-9. Yes. That one one i'm guaranteed it's better than expected both of them were so good over the field of battle no you did better than i thought you i took two round of a turn all right well good news for mincy mincy come on both you guys come back in here turns out i was probably getting DQ'd anyway. Okay, so it is now 3-1 Clemmer. Early lead. Mincy, you have at least reprieve for the next event.
Starting point is 00:42:16 If you lose this, it will be very, very upsetting for your fans. Tarnished reputation even. Event number five. Any idea what it is? If you had to guess? No. Okay. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Event number five is fast banana. Oh. Head-to-head fast banana. Our competitors will both be given a peeled banana. They have to unpeel it and eat it as fast as they can. First one to have nothing in their mouth wins. Spider and Jerry will be judges of that. So you've got to eat the banana as fast as you can.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Then, ah, make sure you have nothing in your mouth. Is this sitting, standing? Would you guys like to stand? I would. Okay, so then go back to the court. How do you all stand so much? Go back to the court. It helps.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It elongates the esophagus. Pick out the banana you, so then go back to the court. How do you all stand so much? Go back to the court. It helps. It elongates the esophagus. Pick out the banana you'd like and go back to the court. Oh, Mincy did not put any thought into which banana he picked. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Oh, he's a pro. He can't. Mincy. Mincy, look at me. If you lose this, you've got this.
Starting point is 00:43:20 This will be a tarnish on your reputation forever. Then again, he's going up against a monkey boy. I mean, our reputation is so pristine. I don't know how we're going to be able to pick the smallest one. I liked it, Stephan. Shout out, Stephanie. Shout out to everyone behind the scenes.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Oh, yeah. She bought 15 bananas for. You never know. You never know. I guess we could have a tie over and over. Tie breakers. Again. Again. Again.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Is this the same time? Yes, same time. It's the same time. So, no, no, you can't peel it yet. You can't peel it. I'm not. I'm just sitting down for this. No, so I have a smaller banana, but we can choose whatever banana we wanted, and I chose
Starting point is 00:43:57 the smallest one in my bag. You know what? No, no, go. Come back. Mincy, you choose Clemmer's banana. Clemmer, you choose Mincy's banana. Oh, like a battle. That's fair. That's what I get for being honorable's banana. Oh, like a battle. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:44:06 That's what I get for being honorable. Yep, that is an honorable thing. I wouldn't have said a damn thing. So you pick the banana you want Mincy to eat. Mincy, you pick the banana you want Clemmer to eat. Clemmer is by far and away dominating the mental aspect of this. The fact that Mincy just grabbed a banana. Mincy, check. Yeah, Minsky grabbed the biggest one.
Starting point is 00:44:30 You grabbed the biggest one? Yeah, he did. Okay, all right, fair. Fair banana. Yep. You're going to do it at the same time. Wait for the cameras to get ready. Get out there.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Let's actually, you know, let's do. Clemmer, will you be sitting for this or will you be standing? I think I might sit. Okay. I might also move during it. Put it on the floor. Yeah, put the bananas on the floor to start. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:55 So you put it on the floor, Minsky. Wait. So you pick it. When Jerry sounds his whistle, you'll pick it up, and then you'll start. Zoom out a little, TJ. What a bizarre day. What a weird, weird world. I'm going to get a picture of this.
Starting point is 00:45:14 What is a shocking world this is. I'm going to jump up, and I'm going to lose a little time. This is exactly what I was hoping for. Yeah. Type of visuals. Ready? I was hoping for. Yeah. Type of visuals. You ready? Mm-hmm. You got this, Mincy. I'm concerned.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I'm going to... I don't know. This might break him if he doesn't win this. Guys, this is Ben Mintz. This is Fast Banana. On Jerry's whistle. Exactly. Come on. Let's get it.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Can't open the damn thing. Mintz went from the bottom. Oh, yeah. Clinic. Here he goes. Here he goes. Here he goes. Clinic, he's back.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Here he goes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Here he goes. Uh-oh. Oh! Wow!
Starting point is 00:46:00 Banana King. Banana King. Oh, hail the Banana King. The Banana King. Oh oh my god. What a performance my word Like that momentum is shifted Yeah, yeah somebody put that in a card. Why does this pack of cards smell like shit? Oh, my God. That man is going to show up in a Hogs for the Cause auction. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The only food at Hogs for the Cause. Now, Clemmer, when I... He's signing shit. Oh, my God. We're the fans. Do it for the people, Minty.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Oh. Oh. Momentum. God, we're the fans. Do it for the people, Minty. Momentum. This is going exactly how I wanted it to be. What a beautiful, beautiful thing. Okay. Three to two. Do you feel, Clemmer, that momentum has shifted against you a little after that? Not really.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I'm obviously not a very fast eater. I'm not a very good eater. I had no chance in that one. I had the last chance in that one in the bench press. Okay. You eat via photosynthesis. Right. Osmosis is how I take it in my meal.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Spider, let's get the net out and the footballs. So event number six is going to be the QB accuracy challenge. Now it's going to be a little different than the combine that we did. Mincy, you have no idea. You have nothing to base it off. There's going gonna be the net on the three-point line and you're gonna have to stand behind the other three-point line and it's the first so one of you who goes first this time mincy yes mincy goes first so it's however many throws it takes to hit all three that's how it'll be judged so there's no time and so it's three-point line to three points yes there's no time involved it's just you have to spider will count the throws and it's
Starting point is 00:47:48 however many it takes to hit all three holes feel some as the mahomes legacy on the line here i'm feeling some pressure yeah will you be channeling your inner mahomes will mahomes be doing this challenge man i'm gonna i'm gonna have to live up the family name here. Okay. This is some pressure. Okay. All right. Go on out there, competitors. Mincy's two W's have been absolute domination. Yes, they have.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I will say. He is losing three to two, but the two wins of 60-something to five. So how many footballs do we get? As many as it takes to get all three holes. Okay, so we just grab them all? Yeah, we'll put them on a rack next to you. There's no time involved. Put them on a rack?
Starting point is 00:48:36 Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. He's starting to feel himself. He's starting to feel himself. Oh, yeah, the fast and the way it brought him back. Signed an autograph Yeah yeah After He signed an autograph
Starting point is 00:48:50 That he gave Down three to two That he gave to nobody No he He just had to Down three to two Signed an autograph Wait you have it
Starting point is 00:48:58 You got it How'd you get it Oh what You got that How'd you get that You just said it right there Oh you want it's for him I'll give you $2,500 cash for
Starting point is 00:49:10 The Clemmer wins I'm like sorry I'm gonna put the banana peel right here and see if minty slips Airborne and Reminder we have what is this, event six? So we have 13 more events to go. Like the miles Mincy ran. And there are some really funny ones coming up. I've got to say, I'm really nervous.
Starting point is 00:49:32 My legacy's on the line on this one. What is the Mahomes joke? Just the voice? His voice is similar. Yeah, I was wondering too. But then he gets trapped in it where he actually thinks he's Patrick Mahomes. And he can't get out of it. That jersey cannot be comfortable bunched up under that bra.
Starting point is 00:49:49 No. All right, Mincy, whenever you want to go, again, remember, there's no time here. It's just you got to get all three holes. So the no time, like. Uh-huh. I don't know how I. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Someone help me. There's no time at all. What do you mean? Just throw the balls. It's however many throws it takes you. If it takes you 10 throws and it takes Clemmer 11 throws, you win. Hey, Mincy, are we being timed? I like this rivalry.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Clemmer is, yes. He smells blood in the water. And he's got to stay behind the red line. I just got to keep my foot behind this three-point line. Yes. Oh, three-point line. Okay, hit the net. One.
Starting point is 00:50:32 He's good. Two. Oh, shoot! Damn. A little low. Remember, Clemmer was kinda good at this. He was. He won very good. Oh, he got a point in it. Foot over the line.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Oh! Oh, there we go! Alright. That's six? Six reps. I didn't tarnish my family's name. What is the- I don't get the-
Starting point is 00:50:56 No, it's- It's- He doesn't either at this point. Clemmer locking in. This would be a big momentum shift. If he didn't tarnish his family name that means he thinks he's related to Mahomes Correct. Not Mahomes. Because no other Mahomes are quarterbacks. Right. Six is not bad but... I don't get it. No pressure Clemmer. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Shit talking. There it is. Alright, Clemmer, whenever you want to go. Oh, close. Oh, I heard a... Yeah. Why? Okay. This might be tiebreaker material. Fuck. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Uh-oh, he's feeling the heat. Chris Jones is going after his ass. We put shit. Oh, because he's Mahomes and he plays with Chris Jones. He missed. He has to hit. He has to hit. Put the football behind his neck. Well, no, it's time too, Mincy.
Starting point is 00:51:59 He's going faster than you. I get bonus points for timing. Fuck. God damn. points for timing. Fuck. God damn. For Mincy. Mincy. The third W. The boys are website.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Slimmer blue. 3-1 lead. Oh, man. Uh-oh. Okay. All right. We're going to get that cleared. Slimmer, you needed that one, man.
Starting point is 00:52:22 You needed it, Clemmer. You upheld your family name on that one, huh? I did. Yeah. I didn't want to embarrass me. You didn't want to embarrass yourself. Embarrass who? I mean, my dad was in a lot of trouble.
Starting point is 00:52:38 At least we got to, you know. So you are him. Okay. Okay. Event number seven. Someone want to introduce event number seven? Event number seven is the flag football pool. P-U-L-L.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Each competitor will put on a flag football belt. The referee will blow a whistle, and each competitor will attempt to pull off the other's flag. Best two out of three. Oh, yeah. No, not best two out of three. It's just timed. Two out of three wins the event point.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Oh. We changed that. We changed it. Oh, yeah, we changed it. It out of three. It's just timed. Two out of three wins the event point. Oh. We changed that. We changed it. Oh, yeah, we changed it. It's timed. It's timed. Yes. So one person will have the flag on first.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Starting on the opposite end. Opposite ends of the court. You have to stay inside the lines. Which, the black lines? Yep. You're fast, Mincy. Okay. And evasive.
Starting point is 00:53:20 So Spider and Jerry will be the refs here. If you step outside of the black line or you flag guard So it's the whole court. Yeah. Flag guard. You can't block your flag. If you flag guard Jerry and Spider, it's their call. Do I need to tuck my jersey in?
Starting point is 00:53:39 I don't know. If they whistle you for flag guarding or stepping outside the lines, we stop and we restart inside the red lines. So it's obviously a big issue. You know what I mean? It's a lot harder to do it inside the red lines. But we're not.
Starting point is 00:53:52 So should we talk in our shirt? Not disqualified. What do you usually do? It should be fine. It should be fine. They're not that loose. So for everyone at home, it's very simple. Who started first last time?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Mincy. Football first. Oh, yeah,? Mincy. Football first. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Mincy, don't put on the flags yet. Clemmer will put on... Actually, no. Yeah. Actually put them on Mincy. Clemmer, you'll start grabbing. You'll be the grabber first.
Starting point is 00:54:17 So we put them like where? Around your waist. So Mincy's going to start on one end of the court. The alternative one. The whole way. Clemmer Mintzy's gonna start on one end of the court. The alternative one. The whole waist. Oh, we clipped it. Clemmer's gonna start on the other end of the court. Guys, I don't think this is gonna fit.
Starting point is 00:54:29 You've been asking really good questions. Keep it up, please. Oh, really helpful. Oh no, we got a problem. We got a problem. Oh, that's not even close. Oh. Ooh. Just clip it to the back of his pants.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Clip it to the back of your pants. Yeah, I can do that. I'll just do it here, maybe. Oh, clip it to the back of his pants. Oh yeah. The Clemmer will do the same. Chest? Yeah, chest. Yeah.. Oh, clip it to the back. Oh, yeah. Clemmer will do the same. Chest? Yeah, chest.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Yeah. And we'll make it even. So it's essentially like tag. Clemmer's going to start on one end. Mintz is going to start on the other. It's as much time as it takes for Clemmer to grab one flag. No hand fighting, though, right? Not even Clemmer.
Starting point is 00:54:59 I mean, boys, we got problems here. Can we put it around the neck? Neck? Just clip it to his pants. On to the neck. There's a clip on it. Clip it to his waist. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:55:08 There's a clip on it? There's a clip on it. Clip it to his waist. Tuck it into his underwear. I don't know. Oh, that's going to fall. His pants are going to fall. It's never going to be able to rip off.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Just put it. Is yours long enough, Clemmer? TJ, go do it. TJ, go do it. You seem to have. Is yours long enough for him is what I'm saying. Do you have the length? No, not a chance.
Starting point is 00:55:24 TJ's coming to the rescue. Same thing. Clemmer, what's your waist? Clemmer could what I'm saying. Do you have the length? No, not a chance. TJ's coming to the rescue. Clemmer, what's your waist? Clemmer could hula hoop that. Do you have 30 waist? 28? 31, I think. No. No, you are.
Starting point is 00:55:32 No, you're not a liar. The pants I buy are 31, 34. Really? I wear a belt, though. Yeah, like a slap bracelet around your waist. So now. So we just go grab it. No, no.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Yeah, you don't have to have one on right now. I know. They just put it on. Yeah. It's getting testy. I do not like my chances of this. So it's like a tail? Yeah, it's like a tail.
Starting point is 00:55:51 You just have to get one flag. I'm going to end up grabbing your ass. Have to? No. I don't want to, but I'm just telling you. You're probably going to end up grabbing mine. Vince, you said miss me with that. I don't really have much of an ass to grab.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Have to stay with. Yeah, it's like Quidditch. I'll aim for the lower flag. Have to stay within the basketball court. I'm just telling you. Are you putting yours on the same way I am? Yeah, I guess it's going much finesse to grab. It's like Quidditch. Yeah, it's like Quidditch. I'll aim for the lower flag. I have to stay within the basketball court. Are you putting yours on the same way I am? Yeah, I guess it's going to be the same way. This is actually good because now flag guarding is pretty much impossible. You have to grab it off.
Starting point is 00:56:13 What? Rip it off, right? Yeah, you have to have the flag. It's like, yeah. And we both are going after each other at the same time? No. Oh, Jesus. Clemmer's going after yours, timed.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Then we swap, and you go after Clemmer's, timed. Whoever has the fastest time wins. Okay. Where do they start? They start on each end underneath the hoop. Okay. He doesn't know, guys. The idea of this game is they're literally just going to chase each other around.
Starting point is 00:56:37 It's tag. Yeah, yeah. Is this two out of three? No. No. I think good, but like, I'm just running around. Oh, my God. There's a point about missing the quarterback thing. That sucks. That was when I... I think good, but like I'm just running around Oh my god That sucks
Starting point is 00:56:48 Is this two out of three? It's just time He did a good job He's been pretty good Let's get the wide camera Oh my god Player tracker is going to be fucking incredible for this Okay, so Mincy, you don't have to run at him You understand that, right? I'm trying to be fucking incredible for this. Okay. So, Mincy, you don't have to run at him.
Starting point is 00:57:06 You understand that, right? I'm trying to elude him. Yes. Okay. On Jerry's whistle. Okay. Clemmer kind of taking his time. You're timing it, Spider?
Starting point is 00:57:16 Yep. All right. Clemmer's attacking. Here comes Clemmer. Like a cat. This is so great. Oh. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Dive, Clemmer. Don't go out of bounds. Oh Dive Clemmer He's handshaking a little bit don't go out of bounds watch those hands work 24 7 7 24-7-7. This is my favorite event. We might just have to have more of that. Much more of that. 19 rounds of this. Can't expose the back there. That was a mistake.
Starting point is 00:57:55 What was the mistake, Mincy? Give me a second. Whoever's making clips, I'm going to need a clip of that. I need a clip of Mincy discovering the knots in the frays. 23-99 is the official time. Brilliant. That was good, Clemmer. Screw that up.
Starting point is 00:58:11 How does he do it? I've been bested by a genius. I also think it's an advantage for him. I'm out of breath. It's an advantage for me? We did an eating and weightlifting competition. I think you had some advantages. And also, Clemmer had to run as well.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Yeah, this is a very fair challenge all around. You guys will be good at something, bad at something, mostly bad at everything. What was his time? 23.99. Good-ass time. I'm going to go ahead and ask, is there a time cap on this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Could this go on? Well, I guess whatever. Are you guys going to blow the whistle when I hit 24? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Alright. So, Spider, give a just point to Jerry if he goes over 24 and Jerry will blow it and it'll be dead. Don't worry about it, man.
Starting point is 00:59:00 It's just two out of three. Oh, no. You can't say that. His face. He gets so confused. He gets so confused. All right. One down for Mince. What's the time I got to be? Hold on. Let's get the camera set. 24 seconds.
Starting point is 00:59:16 24 seconds. Let's go back to the wide. He needs a lot of breath from the first round. All right. Here we go, Mincy. Yes. All right, here comes the attack. Clemmer, chill.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Oh, Clemmer waving him forward. Oh! Oh! Come on! Oh, shit! Come on! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Starting point is 00:59:36 Oh, it skates! Mincy almost got him. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! of camera. What's the time? 17. Oh my god. 17.47. 17.47.
Starting point is 01:00:10 That is not good. That's a piece of the camera. Oh my god. It's okay. It's working. The camera's still working. I've already cost the company too much money this week. Oh my god. I think Clemmer got a little too cocky there.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I fucking dove. Did you see me lay out? We got to get a replay of that. I laid out on that one. Did you see me laying out there, boys? All on the line, Macy. I never thought you'd do that. My camera.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Anything for the act. All on the line, brother. That was amazing. My camera. Anything for the act. Buy the camera. All on the line, brother. That was amazing. Holy shit. We need a replay. That camera smashed. Oh, my God. He smashed.
Starting point is 01:00:53 That is a nice one, too. Really nice camera. 13,000? Oh, man. 13,000. Do we think... Oh, there it is. It's a little blurry.
Starting point is 01:01:02 It's okay. It's okay. I can't believe that. Oh, my God. I don't think we got him. Oh, my God. Wow. Sit down and rest.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Sit down and rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Clumber, do you, let's talk about that real quick. Do you think you got a little cocky? Felt like you got a little cocky. I don't think so. I just didn't think he was gonna do that. Yeah, he went all out.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I gotta give him credit. I honestly didn't even... I got by him like, alright, cool. I didn't even know my flag was gone. I didn't even hit a chance. Oh, man. Fuck. I laid out. That was pretty good.
Starting point is 01:01:42 I can't believe I dove and laid out like that. I didn't even anticipate This white Nope any double back right? It's gonna be better than you remember there you are diving i need that clip steven oh my god i was trying to get him watch it again i gotta watch it it's not funny because it's so expensive but holy that's incredible he braced his fall with the kid with the skinniest thing he could find oh well he didn't brace it with me Clemmer should have probably done that maybe that
Starting point is 01:02:38 three events you've lost three events in a row here are you starting to get a little nervous lead Clemmer yeah two of the events, the football one, I thought I had a good chance. That one I thought was a guaranteed win. I am not happy. But I don't know. I give him credit. I never, A,
Starting point is 01:02:56 you're just faster when you're 25 and 30 than you are at 44. It's just like, I put on the burners and there were no burners. I'm slow as shit and he dove like fuck i think what i learned i screwed up on that is you can't expose your back you gotta like twist you won though oh no i know yeah yeah you're right mince yeah i was that was what i screwed up too i was like when i turned around and ran like you can't expose it's taught like it's weird having as a tail it makes it so much harder like they were regular flags
Starting point is 01:03:23 you never would have caught me. I wasn't expecting you to dive, Mintz. No, I didn't either. Honestly, I had no idea. It's a redemption arc here, so we've got to lay it all out. How are you feeling, Mintz? Are you feeling confident? Are you feeling cocky?
Starting point is 01:03:37 I'm not cocky about anything because I don't have a damn clue what the next events are. So it can't be cocky. Three in a row, though. I do feel good about my endurance, though. This is the best day of my life. It's so much fun. I just, like, every event is just giving me so much pleasure. Are you guys ready? I'm so excited for this next one.
Starting point is 01:03:55 What is this one? Kyle, you want to? Yeah, go ahead, Kyle. Ben 8. Boys, this is the grilled cheese challenge. You will be provided with an assortment of butters, cheeses, and breads. Make the best grilled cheese sandwich you're capable of. You have five minutes to prep, cook, and plate.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Chef Donnie will judge on appearance, taste, and creativity and award an event point. I've eaten a lot of grilled cheeses and panic a lot, so maybe this will be an advantage. I've never... No. So I'm lactose, so I've never... I haven't eaten a grilled cheese since I was like three, and I've never made one. Okay. Okay. This is great. It's tough for you.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Yeah, this is bad. So you guys are going to be cooking at the exact same time. So you're going to be using the same kitchen, figuring that out. And like Kyle said, it's going to be – you have three judges, Spider, Jerry, and Chef Donovan. Okay. Whoever gets – whoever wins, wins the point.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Are the categories of equal value? They're just going to judge who's got the best. No categories. Who makes the best roast? Who's got appearance, taste, and creativity? I don't know if there's a three separate value. That's just what they judge on the chop. Yeah, that's how they judge. But it's all encompassing. Make the best real
Starting point is 01:05:10 cheese sandwich, Clemmer. I know, but sometimes you can find ways to succeed within the rules, Brandon. I know you don't know how to read, Brandon, but like, you know, Why are you taking shots at me? Why are you taking shots at me? Because you're taking shots at me. I'm sensing some nervousness over here and he's lashing out. Yeah, just relax.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Now, remind me, is this best two out of three or is this... I don't know. It's not written. Okay. They have to cook grilled cheese
Starting point is 01:05:35 until they cook the perfect grilled cheese. They have five minutes to do the whole thing. I know. That's why he's lashing out. He's got anxiety. I don't have anxiety.
Starting point is 01:05:43 I'm angry. Diagnose him. Oh, man. All right. Go to the kitchen, boys. Yeah, go to the kitchen. Good luck, gentlemen. All business be treated.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Mincy cannot afford that camera. Actually, how much is the camera? They said 13K. Wait, how much did he win at the tournament? Yeah, how much did he win at the poker? He won 14, but he gave one to Dave. Okay. So, how much did he win at the tournament? Yeah, how much did he win at the poker? He won 14, but he gave one to Dave. Okay. So that leaves...
Starting point is 01:06:10 All this slander. Y'all don't see my checking account. 3 a.m. light for all the slander I'm taking. Well, I'm okay. You know what slander is. Wait, wait. I thought that was Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, did you sign a big deal?
Starting point is 01:06:23 He's just talking. I'm so excited for this. This was Kyle's idea. The fact they're cooking together. And we demanded unsliced bread. Unsliced bread, blocks of cheese. I don't want to be that guy, but it was my idea. Yeah, it wasn't my idea.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I thought it was pancakes. Oh, pancakes. I was going to accept it, though. What a picture. What a picture. What a picture. Okay. Donnie, thank you for letting us use your kitchen. Are we worried about one of them cutting themselves?
Starting point is 01:06:53 Oh, he's trying to butter up Donnie. This is an interesting bread here. I'll be honest. I did not think. This is an interesting bread choice for grilled cheese. Oh. It would be so easy. Are those baguettes?
Starting point is 01:07:04 Yeah, we wanted to make sure they were using knives. Okay. Specifically using uncut loaves, uncut cheese blocks. They need to be using knives. Sharp knives. What are you doing? So we got assortment. We have pepper jack.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Okay. Sharp white. We got Gouda. Ooh, Gouda's interesting. Chef Donnie, put spider. Medium cheddar. Put the burner on. Interesting got Gouda. Ooh, Gouda's interesting. Chef Donnie, put Spider. Medium cheddar. Put the burner on.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Interesting. I did not. No, no, put the burner on Clemmer's side. Put one burner on Clemmer's side. I didn't. Oh, okay. Can they move them? You really lactose intolerant?
Starting point is 01:07:38 Yeah. I wish I was. I'd be thinner. I wish I was. You need to stop. Okay. I wish I was lactose intolerant. Mincy Hall of Fame. No, no, Don Okay. I wish I was lactose intolerant. Mincy Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 01:07:48 No, no, no. Donnie. Okay. All right. They can't hear you. I'm talking to them. Tell Donnie to put the two boards next to each other. And then the burners on opposite sides. Actually, no.
Starting point is 01:07:59 The burners should be in the middle. Put the burners in the middle. So they have to cook right next to each other. This looks fine. Do you think that's. No, I want the burners touching each other. So they have to cook right next to each other. This looks fine. Do you think that's... No, I want the burners touching each other. So they have to stand right next to each other while they're cooking. And then put the board on the outside of the burners.
Starting point is 01:08:12 You don't think them cutting together is... I think it's all going to be just chaos. Sorry. Let me get out of your way. We kind of just glossed over Mintz talking about his dive. He really just fell. He laid out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:26 No, but can Quigs maybe Photoshop him fully extending? At all costs. They're at all costs. You see me lay out. That was a standard stumble. So the question is, who's going to be smart and actually turn on the burner before they start cutting? I think they're all. Oh, they are?
Starting point is 01:08:46 I think Adani said they're all right now. Oh, okay. Yeah. Who's going to use burner, do you think? They can throw each other's ingredients. Who's going to turn the other's burner off? Yeah. Clemmer will.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Clemmer is. All right, on Jerry's whistle. Clemmer, you got to have it. I feel like we have a, Clemmer is close to snapping. Yeah. If he loses it. He always is kind of close to snapping physically. Mincy's shit talking never makes sense.
Starting point is 01:09:15 And so it's like even more frustrating. Oh, he has anxiety. Yeah. I've had a lot of grilled cheeses in the panic parking lot. All right. All right. All right. There you go. They barely moved.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Yeah, no, that was very calm. Oh, Mincy took the water. I'm going to come over and take it. I'm going to give it to you. Oh, yeah. Seen that technique before? No. I don't know that they've got the urgency.
Starting point is 01:09:41 It is lit. Yeah, they have five minutes. Uh-oh. Oh, that bread's really hard. He's cutting it right in the middle. Oh, he's getting the center good pieces. The good pieces. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Benzie's going to be both the butts. Both the butts of the baguette. Oops. Oh. He said oops before it fell. Big butter drop. He's cutting it with the bag on. A huge amount of butter by the minute.
Starting point is 01:10:04 He's cutting it with the bag on. A huge amount of butter, by the way. He's cutting it with the bag on! Oh, shit! He cut the bag! Can we get me a band-aid? Oh, no! Clemmer's cut! Clemmer's cut! No, is he really? Clemmer's bleeding!
Starting point is 01:10:22 Shut up. This is incredible. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Handing. We need a bandage. Holy shit. He cut the bag.
Starting point is 01:10:42 The guy who cut the bag isn't the guy who got cut. Think about that. They both have their handles sticking out of the hot things. Oh, man. Thank you. He's got a glove on. He's got a glove. He's going to bleed into that glove.
Starting point is 01:11:00 What is he doing? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What are you doing? I have never in my life. What are you doing? Oh, my God. What is that?
Starting point is 01:11:16 What is happening? What? What? For those listening somehow. He cut the biggest pieces of cheese I've ever seen. Mincy is raw cooking the cheese directly on the skillet. Oh, my God. What?
Starting point is 01:11:33 What is he doing? Look at Donnie. Yes, Brandon. This was Brandon's idea. Donnie's face. oh my god fuck two minutes and thirty seconds left and I don't know what either of them are doing
Starting point is 01:11:59 Clemmer has about fifteen pieces of bread scattered across his skillet. Mincy is just cooking two huge blocks of cheese with no bread. Why is he cooking the cheese right on the... Donnie's going to lose it. The fire alarm. Oh, my God. He's about to set off the fire alarm in the whole building.
Starting point is 01:12:18 He has taken Mincy's plate away. He had to take the plate. He started to fire. Holy shit. I think Clemmer just has to get to the finish line. Clemmer just has to have a sandwich. 3.15. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:12:41 3.15 on the clock. Thank you. Time check. Oh, no. Thank you. 315 on the clock. Thank you. Time check. Oh, no. Damn. Melt. Damn it. You got to cut it smaller.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Oh, shit. Melt, damn it. Oh, Mincy got the cheese directly back on the skillet again. It's going to burn. What's he doing? He's trying to chop his cheese on the bread. Oh, my God. Look at the peppers melting.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Neither of them have cheese melted at all. If Mincy wins this, Mincy could win this. Why didn't they cut the cheese? What if both of them do it? Mincy's on fire. Mincy's on fire. Mincy's on fire. Mincy, Mincy, fire. Fire.
Starting point is 01:13:32 He's on fire. We're obviously grilled cheese. Fire. This is the best competition of anything. This is the best competition of anything Bread bread and cheese right now. We're gonna the grilled cheese clever versus gonna have to be annual event It's real cheap they both cut the biggest piece Cutting through the paper was a sign.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Thank you! Oh my god! Alright. Alright, let's see both of them. Let's see them. I made an open-faced grilled cheese. Oh my god. Wait, let's show them. Put them side by side. Put them up to the camera. Hey boys, wasn't plating part of it?
Starting point is 01:14:48 I should have cut mine. I should have cut mine. Other camera. This camera's kind of glitching. You want to bring them in here? Yeah, maybe I'll come in. Clemmer, go to this camera. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:15:04 The far camera. Go to the far camera. Yeah, go to this camera. Oh my god. The far camera. Go to the far camera. Yeah, let him cut it. You're going to be showing this camera on the tri-slider. Okay, sorry. Should I do it now? I'm looking at the still. Oh my god. Okay, so I know we have three judges. I tried to make three like slider grilled cheese.
Starting point is 01:15:21 It didn't, honestly, I used Pepper Jack's, which was the closest one to me. I have no idea that's going to be in a grilled cheese. I'm sure American's a lot better. I also cut myself doing it, but I did not get any blood in the sandwich, I promise. They got me a glove quick, I put my hand behind my back. I hope this is okay. It's probably not that good, but hopefully it's decent. Judges are going to taste it.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Oh no. I feel like his cheese is melting. Let's just talk shit about Clemmer. He's talking about his cheese not melting. Clemmer didn't use butter, did he? I didn't see. He used some on the...
Starting point is 01:15:53 Oh, my God. This is awful. Brandon, great idea. Holy shit. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've done this in my house with my... I forgot to flip the mic.
Starting point is 01:16:02 It's better. Mincy's cheese was like the size of a Rubik's Cube. Oh, not all of them are. It's cheese chunks. All right, the judges are taking a bite. Oh, okay, Donnie. Oh, Donnie. It's cheese and bread, so...
Starting point is 01:16:15 Okay, all right. It's going to be good. Yeah, it's cheese and bread and a little warm. It's not good. I get it. It's edible, yeah. I screwed up my... That's where he...
Starting point is 01:16:24 Look how burned it is. Show it to the camera, Mincy. I screwed up not flipping bread. That's racist. Look how burned it is. Show it to the camera, Mincy. I think I melted the cheese. I don't know if I called it. I don't know if I called it. We have an attempt. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:37 I have some concerns. I think the cheese looks – I just wish I had cooked the bread more evenly. I should have flipped it more. But the cheese is melted at least. Yeah, I agree. Hopefully it tastes good. More bread flipping would have been the key more evenly. I should have flipped it more. But the cheese is melted at least. Yeah, I agree. Hopefully it tastes good. More bread flipping would have been the key. Yeah, I think that was the best step.
Starting point is 01:16:50 We got one side that's charred and one that's... That's still hot as fuck, guys. But I do think the cheese is good. It's burning. You almost started a fire. I may be in trouble with presentation here. Oh, my God. I do like the kind of cheese pull, but...
Starting point is 01:17:04 I think there's a fucking hair in there. I don't think so. Oh, is that a hair? Oh my god. I don't think so. Oh, is that a hair? Hair. Oh no. I think I've made my decision. Oh no. Oh no. Donnie's spitting his out. Donnie's spitting his out. Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no
Starting point is 01:17:28 Oh no I think we lost this one boys I'm gonna go with Clemmer as well Okay Back on the board Flactose intolerant Clemmer wins the grilled cheese challenge Can I take a quick bathroom break and wash my finger Yes
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Starting point is 01:18:31 That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash yak. Come on in, boys. Oh, my God. Donnie, how are you feeling? I can't get over the cheese. Donnie, your face, we zoomed in on your face, and it was. That's the funniest thing in the world. I thought grilled cheese was pretty standard, like anyone can do it,
Starting point is 01:18:51 but I was proven wrong about this. Not these two idiots. I did not know. Why'd you plop the cheese down like that? He caught the pan on fire, which is not like, that's kind of hard to do. Exceptionally hard to do. Yeah, that was. We're on to the next challenge, boys. Next time you do something, are you hard to do. Exceptionally hard to do. Yeah, that was... We're on to the next challenge, boys. Next time you do something,
Starting point is 01:19:08 are you going to cut the bread while it's still in the bag? Yeah, I've never seen that move. And then they both had, Mincy especially, his cheese was so thick that it was never going to melt. It was amazing. I mean, I got surprised. That was something, guys. You're way nicer.
Starting point is 01:19:23 I would have come down with more. What was the thought process of cutting through the bag? I don't know. It's no thought process. Damn thing on there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right, Clemmer took that one.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Incredible. You're starting to fire with four to four. Spread butter and cheese. Oh, yeah. We're not even halfway through it. No. We're not, no. Event nine.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Good work, Clemmer. Good work, Clemmer. How's the finger, Glimmer? It's okay. I'm just... The crazy thing is, Mincy took the good knife and then didn't even cut the bread,
Starting point is 01:19:54 which left me with a steak knife that I managed to slice my finger. But it's okay. It doesn't hurt. He cut the bag. If you had a better knife, you would have cut yourself more. I know.
Starting point is 01:20:00 No, try cutting that, like, what is it, Croatia bread with a steak knife is a disaster. Croatia. Croatia. Croatia. Focaccia cutting that, like, what is it, Croatia bread with a steak knife is a disaster. Croatia. Croatia. Croatia. Croatia.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Focaccia? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't eat the bread. What? First of all, that was just a French baguette. Italian? What was it? Croatia.
Starting point is 01:20:17 That was not Focaccia. Croatia bread, no? I don't know my breads. Yeah. Okay. I don't like your chances Event 9 4-4
Starting point is 01:20:27 This is a best 2 out of 3 Tug of war in the middle of the court Okay So our competitors will go We have the rope ready It will be very simple They'll have you start at the same point in the rope And whoever can pull the other person Across the half-court line will win,
Starting point is 01:20:48 and it's best two out of three. Thank God I won that grilled cheese thing. Yes, that was a huge win. You had to stop the bleeding. All right, you guys ready? Yep. Here they go. Some of the stuff we got coming up, man.
Starting point is 01:21:01 It's going to get even better, and it's already been the best. My stomach hurts so bad. Yeah, my whole body tears i grow cheese it's great every part of it everything was wrong there was a fire the new york office is watching and they said they almost passed out when mince's bread caught fire i couldn't handle it you're lactose intolerant i wish i was what does that mean i really i i honestly think next year like we're not going to sell the barstool combine i don't want my chances i'll do my best these two guys you couldn't have designed a more even competition for two polar opposites of human beings. It's just there's... Wild.
Starting point is 01:21:46 It's so perfect. Okay. All right. Are we ready? Okay. So hang on. So... Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:21:52 This couldn't be easier. Wait a minute. Min T's is a fair question. No. So we're holding it behind this. I would say so, yeah. Okay. And we're allowed to use two hands, obviously, right?
Starting point is 01:22:01 Yeah. Okay. I just want to... Yeah. So we have to keep our hands behind the screen. Yeah. No one said that want to – We have to keep our hands behind the screen. Yeah. No one said that. No one said that.
Starting point is 01:22:10 You can hold up higher on the rope. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I just wanted to know. Yeah. I stuck up for you.
Starting point is 01:22:17 Yeah. I didn't think it was a stupid question. All right. Get in the middle, Jerry. Get the rope in the middle. And we have to keep our – Yeah, we just started. I know. I'm trying to – Cheat. That's the middle, Jerry. Get the rope in the middle. We have to keep our... I know. I'm trying to
Starting point is 01:22:25 cheat. Okay. So it's two out of three on Jerry's whistle. Two out of three? Two out of three. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Alright. That's about right. If I can't win this and I weigh 115 pounds more than him, there would probably be some problems. I'm going to try something. You're going to try something. All right. And tug of war.
Starting point is 01:22:56 He's got something. I can't win the traditional way. I think he's going to pull the chair on him. I think he's going to lay down. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to win this way either. I got to do something. Definitely trip him up somehow. Oh, yeah. He's going to lay down. Oh, I'm not going this way. I got a chair trip him up somehow. Oh
Starting point is 01:23:08 Yeah, oh All right, okay before that's all right gonna like let go and then watch me go flailing Leaps like a little fawn at the end five to four not all of them could be the grilled cheese battle No, we need to know nothing. Well, we know it was a nice come down the end. Five to four. Not all of them could be the grilled cheese battle. It was a nice come down. Anything speed related he wins. And we have more speed related coming up. Alright, come back in for, oh no, you're staying out there Nick?
Starting point is 01:23:37 Alright, this is event ten. Oh, this is Nick's running this one? Nick's challenge, yeah. This one will be very interesting. We're going to separate the men from the boys. However, there is more speed challenges coming up. All right, that's fine. I mean, tug of war is fair.
Starting point is 01:23:51 We made it very even speed strength. It's fine. I expected that, you know. I'm still bummed out I didn't do well in the flag football. Like, that's why A, it was super fun to do, and B, I'm disappointed. Yeah, well. Like, I could do that one a hundred times. It's so much fun.
Starting point is 01:24:05 I'll say this. We have another event later on in the competition that is very similar to the flag football. All right. Wait, what the hell is going on now? This is the art section of the day. I'm not much of an artist. I promise you got me beat. No, gentlemen, this is just color theory.
Starting point is 01:24:23 You have the three primary colors and on each canvas, there is a color you have to mix the paint to make that color. Oh, okay. Alright. Okay. What? Mixing colors to create a new color? I know you're going to guess that. Do you understand that concept?
Starting point is 01:24:40 Yeah. Vince? You just have the three primary colors Multiple colors to create a new color Okay I'll give you an example If you were going to make green Give him a different example Gray
Starting point is 01:24:57 How would you make gray with paint White and black Alright So you're going gonna have to take Two colors and make A new color Okay You got it?
Starting point is 01:25:09 I don't think I have it But we'll try How do you not have this That's fine If he doesn't understand He doesn't understand I understand what you're Saying in theory
Starting point is 01:25:16 I just don't know the color mix You only have the three Primary colors So you have red, yellow, and blue Those are the three paints In front of you Then you have three Canvases in front of you
Starting point is 01:25:24 And you need to make Three separate colors. Okay. They'll be laying out in front. Okay. There it is. Purple, orange, green. Mesa, you're going to have to make purple.
Starting point is 01:25:33 You're going to have to make orange. You're going to have to make green. In that order on your canvases. Go, boys. Have some concerns? What if he starts a fire? I cannot stop thinking about it. I cannot stop thinking about it. I cannot stop thinking about that.
Starting point is 01:25:47 Did you mix yellow and blue? No! They're really studying this thing. They really are. This is like preschool, right? Yeah. Yes. That looks purple.
Starting point is 01:26:01 That's blue. Nick, are you judging? No, they just have to. There's only one combination they can – Okay, I'm really still lost here. Wait, should they not be looking at what the others do? It's really fine, I think. There are three colors.
Starting point is 01:26:14 So we have to do purple and one orange and one green and one? Yeah, in that order. Should we go one at a time? Yeah, go purple. Yeah, whatever you think. Yeah, let's go one at a time. Clemmer camp. Oh, you mean one person at a time? Yeah, go purple. Yeah, whatever you think. Yeah, let's go one at a time. Clemmer can't. Oh, you mean one person at a time?
Starting point is 01:26:28 Oh, yeah. We could do that. We could put one of them in a hole. Yeah, yeah. All right. Put one in a hole. Put one of them in a hole. Mincy, why don't you go into solitary for a second?
Starting point is 01:26:37 Clemmer will go first. Jerry, you go with Mincy. You stay with him. Make sure he doesn't watch anything. I have a blindfold I can put on. No, Jerry will take him to the gambling cave. Jerry, bring him to a different. No, bring him to a different. All the props are in the gambling cave. Don't take him to the gambling cave. Jerry, don stay with him. Make sure he doesn't watch anything. I have a blindfold I can put on. No, Jerry will take him to the gambling cave. Jerry, bring him to a different – All the props are in the gambling cave.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Don't take him to the – Jerry, don't bring him to the – No, no, no, no. Yeah. I got it. Okay. Yeah. Just face the wall.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Face the wall. Okay. He's going to face the wall. Okay, great. That's perfect. That's a great visual. He can do that for hours. We've got to get him facing the wall.
Starting point is 01:27:00 We've got to get a visual of him facing the wall. So, Mincy, it's a time thing. Look out. Yeah. Well, we've got to see how long he goes, even if he loses. Yeah. So, it's a time thing. Yeah. So, Spider, you're going to time them. He's going to still face the wall.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I'm sorry. He's like just a smear of green, right? Like a stroke? You just have to figure out the combination to make green. Nick, why don't you go out there and judge? Sure, yeah. Yeah, maybe let me know when it's the appropriate green. All right. I mean, I didn't know what I was getting into today.
Starting point is 01:27:37 This has been entertaining. I'm feeling good in my stamina. This is a bad idea to have Mincy on a live mic face of a wall. Oh, yeah. Okay. I love cherry popcorn. Tell him when. Get Ryan back out here so we can get the camera closer.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Purple. All right, so we got a mic purple. Ryan, come back out here to get the camera closer. Purple. All right, so I'm going to make purple. Ryan, come back out here to get the camera close. Here he comes. There's Ryan. That is purple, yeah. It just doesn't look like it. All right.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Orange. Red. Clemmer seems to know what he's doing here. Yep. Is that up a little bit better? Trying. Some of the purple, unfortunately, sticks. You know what I mean? Maybe you might have to add more. Oh, he's doing here. Yep. Some of the purple, unfortunately, sticks. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:28:27 Oh, there's a little... Yeah. Seems like too dark. That's purple. Orange, orange, orange. I'm sorry. Green. Might need to clean off your brush somehow.
Starting point is 01:28:41 Well, that's not... Nope. What is that? Oh, that was just an empty bowl. Probably should have water up there. Yeah, we should have water. Well, no's not... What is that? Oh, that was just an empty bowl. Yeah, we should have water. Well, no, that... No. It's going to be so jacked up by that.
Starting point is 01:28:53 What's he doing? Good thing I didn't say the green, right? Sure is. Thank you. What is he trying to make? The grilled cheese title got to his head. Oh, my God. There we go. That's green okay all right time are we timing it uh yeah yeah spider timed it okay
Starting point is 01:29:14 yeah what's the time spider 109 okay perfect good job i feel like you did fine but you could have done better oh i, I could, yeah. That last one tripped me up, which is not great. It's hard because the brush has all the colors on it. It kind of throws you a curve. Did you know what you're supposed to do? It was the execution that was the problem? The third one by the third one, I just kind of lost focus.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Yeah. Clemmer, I was texting with Kirk, and you obviously respect Kirk, his content brain very much. Of course. He has an idea. Yeah. Just throw it out there. What is the solitary confinement plan for you're going in for how long?
Starting point is 01:29:54 A hundred hours. Okay. Uh, we go in Monday at 10. I get out Friday at two. Okay. I'm in a windowless room. There is no clock.
Starting point is 01:30:03 There is no phone. I don't have any internet access I won't even be able to see the chat Okay So Kirk's idea And you can say no Yep What if Mincy was in that room with you?
Starting point is 01:30:14 Oh my god I don't And it was the first one to lose Leave Loses Oh my god I don't hate that I get
Starting point is 01:30:22 Just an idea He threw it out there Are you talking Genius So there was Kirk texted me He's like You should have Oh, my God. I don't hate that. Just an idea. He threw it out there. Are you talking genius? So there was. Kirk texted me. He's like, you should have Mincy be in the room with Clemmer for solitary. You guys should just be attached to the hip forever.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Anytime either one of you do anything, the other one loses. And obviously, it's your idea. I love the idea. The problem is there's been a lot of planning. So V bibs is like my caretaker and he has all these things for me to do yeah i would love to do that in like three months okay like can we revisit that i think it's a great idea yeah when i was brainstorming the solitary stuff with the guys like we were talking about having two people in there i would love to compete against mincy okay so we'll do that at a future date it'll be clemmer versus mincy solitary confinement no wrong no windows
Starting point is 01:31:03 to say i love it yeah i am all in okay probably doing every idea clemmer versus Mincy, solitary confinement. No windows to say anything. I love it. Yeah, I am all in. Okay. Probably doing every idea Clemmer versus Mincy in some form from here. Yeah, no, they're a dynamic duo that has to be going against each other. Mincy doesn't realize that he's right. We were traded for each other in the dozen. Oh. A year ago.
Starting point is 01:31:17 It's history. Yes. How long do you think Mincy's going to sit there? As long as he'll be there forever. Yeah. Oh, man. Spider, you can get him. I can take that. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:31:29 Why would he not? I don't know. I think Jerry's just fucking leaving. Yeah, that is way funnier. All right, so Mincy versus Clemmer will be. Look at this visual. And I think we could get that sold and we could have that be a cash prize. I'd love that.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Yeah. We could get the grilled cheese event sold Easily We could probably sell that Can we get Rat Race sold before that If we're on the verge of selling stuff That would be nice That would be great Okay
Starting point is 01:31:59 This should be interesting Okay I think I got an idea on... Oh, boy. So, okay. Hang on. Before we start, is this for time or for, like, looking good? Time.
Starting point is 01:32:16 So you just have to make purple, orange, and green faster than Clemmer. Yeah, but... Oh, my God. But, I mean, you could be like, hurry and do it, and it sucks. But as long as it's purple. Oh,mer. Yeah, but... Oh, my God. No, like, I mean, you could be like, hurry and do it, and it sucks. But as long as it's purple. Oh, God. Yeah, and orange and green.
Starting point is 01:32:32 So you might want to have to clear your brush. Is this Jersey trying to escape? Do we have water to... No, we don't. Whenever he's ready. How much... How big a thing do I put? As long as it's the color.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Okay. All right, you're going to begin on Jerry's whistle. I'm going to. You ready, Vince? You ready, Vince? Yeah. Okay, he's going straight to. Looks like red.
Starting point is 01:32:56 Uh-huh. And blue. Wow. Good purple. He did it. That was a fast purple. Scared. Fast banana, fast purple.
Starting point is 01:33:06 I like this. No, it. That was a fast purple. Scared. Fast banana, fast purple. I like this. No, no. Blindfold? Blindfold is smart. Blindfold is gone. Absolutely haven't put that blindfold back on at some point. Yep. Definitely.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Oh, that was quick. I didn't have that advantage. Wow, this is going to be an upset here, isn't it? Uh't have that advantage. Yellow. Wow, this is going to be an upset here, isn't it? Uh-oh. Baby. Oh. No, that's green. Green.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Yeah. Wow. 39-19. Wow. Clemmer. Oh, no. Mincy, put the blindfold back on and go back because we're going to do round two. No.
Starting point is 01:33:42 No. Okay, Clemmer. Lost that one. We've got to get that blindfold back on. Damn. World-class paint mixing. Where'd you go wrong? I think, Clemmer, you went wrong with the green.
Starting point is 01:33:52 I went wrong with the green. Also... You made purple twice with green. I will say having the blindfold did help a little bit, but he would have beat me anyway. Yeah. Because using the blindfold to wipe off the brush was... That was genius.
Starting point is 01:34:01 That was genius. All right, so it's five to four, Mincy. No, no, no. It's six-four. Six-four, Mincy. You got a good one, though, next, Clemmer. It's the Speed Demon Agility Ladder. So this is speed. This is going to be just
Starting point is 01:34:15 timed. Or no, we have two of them, right? So it's going to be a straight race. You got to go up and back. I feel like this is the stuff I was training for In that park Precisely that Speed Demon Agility Challenge
Starting point is 01:34:31 We have the old Speed Demon clips Can we get the old Speed Demon clips All for your own clips So you have to go all the way down and all the way back You gotta obviously get both feet into each Center and out Is it like multiple different ones or just – No, no.
Starting point is 01:34:45 It's straightforward. So both feet – I'll show you guys. Yeah, okay. I'll watch that. I better win this. I've practiced this a lot. Yeah, you got this.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Going up 7-4. Oh, yeah. I got this. Oh, okay. Oh, he's got it. Outside, inside, outside, inside. So two in, two out. Yep. Inside, out yep inside outside inside outside and who goes first Oh my god, two ladders two in two out
Starting point is 01:35:11 And then we go back we go down and back down and back Jerry will be what Jerry At the end we got to go through like We get to the last one or we go past it you go you get to the last one you turn around and come back So just get to it get to it turn around and come back. So just get to it. Get to it, turn around, and come back. Brandon, you're good, man. Spider, do you have a whistle? How can you have this many questions? All right.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Oh, speed demon, speed demon. Jerry, Jerry. I'm pissed. I practiced this a lot. Wait, can I hear that again? How much? You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 01:35:37 You got it. Speed demon. Oh, speed demon, speed demon. Yas. And then all we have to do is get to the last one. You got it. You got it. You got it. What is he talking about the last one? Oh, speed demon, speed demon. I don't Demon. Yas. And then all we have to do is get to the last one. You got it. You got it. What is he talking about the last one?
Starting point is 01:35:47 Oh, Speed Demon, Speed Demon. I don't know. Yas. If you miss two feet into one, Jerry will whistle. You have to then just get your two feet into it. So, like, if he whistles and says you got to go back, you got to do it. Should we have Spider watch one and then Jerry watch one then? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:02 Yeah. That works. Clemmer needs this bad. Bad. Clemmer, you one then? Yeah. Yeah. That works. Clemmer needs this bad. Bad. Clemmer, you got to have it, man. I know. He really needs this one.
Starting point is 01:36:13 Where's Spider? Oh, okay. If you just want to stand, follow Mincy. I'll get Clemmer on the other. You're talking to us, TJ. I'm going inside-out. Oh, my bad. You guys'll get Clem around the other. You're talking to us, TJ. Inside out. Inside out. You guys ready? Yep.
Starting point is 01:36:28 On the whistle. Slow start. I don't know. They're pretty even. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Clemmer's falling apart. Clemmer got a little confused.
Starting point is 01:36:37 Oh, wow. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Clemmer. Speed Demon. Oh. That's it. Speed Demon. Mincy. Never done. Oh. That's it.
Starting point is 01:36:45 Speed Demon. Mincy. Never done that before. He's commanding 7-4. Oh, my God. That's okay. It's okay. The Valvin Camaro agility drills, baby.
Starting point is 01:36:54 Okay. 7-4. Big win for Mincy. Mincy is starting to pull away a little. On fire. Next two, Clemmer, you should have an advantage, though. You're all right, Clemmer. You're okay. You're all right. You're good. You're good. You're good. The next one, Clemmer, you should have an advantage, though. You're all right, Clemmer. You're okay.
Starting point is 01:37:06 You're all right. You're good. You're good. You're good. The next one, Clemmer, I have high hopes for you. We are going to be playing Twister. Oh, wow. In the middle of the court, and it's best two out of three.
Starting point is 01:37:17 Two out of three? Okay. I have been working on my flexibility. Okay. Clemmer, I feel like this game was meant for you. Yeah, I think so. I like my chances here. Do you have any questions, Ben?
Starting point is 01:37:27 Oh, Jesus. Too many. Refresh my, how do we play Twister? Wait a minute, you were just confident. I mean, I'm flexible. Like, what do you mean? Twister. It's the most straightforward game ever.
Starting point is 01:37:41 Climber, are you a Twister guy? No, but I know how to play. Yeah. I mean, I haven't played in 30 years. I don't know. Spider's going to call out a color in a body part, and you have to get yourself on that. So if he spins and he says right hand blue,
Starting point is 01:37:56 you have to have your right hand on the blue. He says left foot green, then you've got to get your left foot on green. Okay. And if you fall or take your foot or hand off any of the colors, then you lose. Is this two out of three or one? Two out of three.
Starting point is 01:38:11 That's me every time. Right. I think this is going to be like watching a spider wrap up a bumblebee. I really didn't think Twister was going to be confusing. But here we are. I mean, okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:38:27 White and yellow. Set the grilled cheese on fire. I would think so. I would hope so. Okay. Bread, butter, and cheese. And decently flexible. Decently.
Starting point is 01:38:37 I can touch my toes and stuff. You can touch your toes. I can't do that. I went to stretch class. I was going to stretch class. How does he? When? Well, I mean, he has a lot of free time.
Starting point is 01:38:47 Stretch class. I know. Maybe you're right. I remember being huge. I had a boy church for 30-some years. When you say, like, right hand, red – Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:38:56 This is quite amazing. No, anyone. Give him some demerits at this point. Who's going first? No, you go at the same time. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you go at the same time. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you go to see Been a while
Starting point is 01:39:08 No, no no knees, okay? Green all right get your left foot on green No, he's good. I don't know what's. Yep. Oh. All right, wait. Right foot red. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:39:33 Okay. So far so good. Oh, no. Oh, no. Clemmer screwed himself. Clemmer's going to have to turn himself around to mince. Left foot red. Left foot? Oh, there you go. Left foot red. My foot?
Starting point is 01:39:46 Oh, there you go. Left foot red. Oh, that helps. That's a reset. That helps a lot. Oh, Minzy. Stepped out. Yep.
Starting point is 01:39:54 I didn't know that. All right. Game one to Clemmer. He didn't know that. What didn't you know? Game one, Clemmer. You have to stay put. Where'd they go?
Starting point is 01:40:01 Y'all never told me that. Oh, my God. I don't even say that. I never heard that. I haven't played this shit in 30 years. How am I never told me that. Oh, my God. I never heard that. I never heard that. I haven't played this shit in 30 years. How am I supposed to know that? It hasn't changed.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Dude, I was like eight years old. All right, well, now you know. You got two more shots. Reset, reset, reset. I don't know. Mints, mints. I really think. I told you exactly that.
Starting point is 01:40:18 It's called Twister. You can't lift anything once you put it down. Yeah. Okay. All right. Round two, left hand green. Left. Yeah. Okay. All right. Round two. Left hand green. Left hand green.
Starting point is 01:40:27 Okay. Oh, there we go. Oh, shit. It was struggling. Oh, is Clemmer going to be smarter, though? No. He shouldn't do it. Oh, that's...
Starting point is 01:40:35 Well, he will be able to spin around. Clemmer can take his hand off of it. He may have. Let's see if he takes it off. Right hand green. What time is it? Oh, he's going to take it off. Why is he doing that?
Starting point is 01:40:53 He's struggling. Put your hand. Oh, Jesus. Left foot red. Oh, wow. Lumber looks good. This is so great. Left foot green What?
Starting point is 01:41:10 I can't reset my hands right? Zoom out What's camera do? Clemmer did it Clemmer got it Oh That's it Yeah he left it
Starting point is 01:41:23 Lift Alright Clemmer won Clemmer won Clemmer won Yeah, he left it. Lift. All right, Clemmer won. Clemmer won. So much for those stretch classes. 7-5. Oh, man. Had to have it, Clemmer.
Starting point is 01:41:36 You needed that. I was hoping that Twister, they would get, like, obviously on top of each other, but that never had a chance of working. Okay. I'm up to 7-5. Event 13. Remember, you need this one, too, now. You got this.
Starting point is 01:42:00 This is suicides. Okay. Straight-up suicides. Yeah. No, you're going to kill yourself. Give you a look. What other suicides? Show them what they got to do.
Starting point is 01:42:13 Who's got to go first? You guys are going to go simultaneously. Simultaneously. It's a race. Show me exactly where I need to hit. Do you think we could come up with a challenge that we say and Mincy has no questions? No. Heads or tails, I think.
Starting point is 01:42:26 No, I don't. Clemmer has some of the least impressive wins in competitive. It's a free throw, half court. His wins are, yeah, just brain failing. Got it. And feet need a tap.
Starting point is 01:42:43 Feet or hand? No hand. Hand. Hand. Hand. Feet need a tap. Feet or hand? Feet. No hand. Hand, I thought. Hand, hand. Hand. Hand needs to touch the line? Yes. Hand needs to touch the line.
Starting point is 01:42:51 Thank you. It's free throw, half court, free throw, full court. All right, let's get it wide. I'll have it, Clemmer. Wide camera. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Jerry, you and Spider are doing a great job.
Starting point is 01:43:04 You guys are killing it. It'll work. All right, on Jerry hold on. Hold on, give him a minute. Hold on. Jerry, you and Spider are doing a great job. You guys are killing it. Good work. All right, on Jerry's whistle. All right, we're off to... Oh. Lemur taking a little lead. Oh, he's got the hand thing there for a second. Yeah, there's a little bit of the lead.
Starting point is 01:43:20 We got the noises. Lemur pulling away a little bit. Yep. You're in trouble buddy MISTI GO! MISTI! YOU GOT IT! Oh... Oh man... Oh my god... The least cool shit talk ever. The easiest task! Oh my god... Blubber almost made a huge blunder!
Starting point is 01:43:57 A giant blunder. Can we see the dots on that one? You got a blunder? I won! Oh my god... Another win, Another impressive win. Big mistake. Big mistake.
Starting point is 01:44:10 All right. What's the score? Seven, six. Seven, six. And I love this next one. See ya. I don't know who's got the advantage here. Oh, yes. Clemmer has the extreme advantage.
Starting point is 01:44:21 Do you think he's going to have any questions on this one? Oh, my God. Oh, this is going to. It will take longer to explain this one. Yep. This might take an hour. Yeah, go ahead. Go on, Waterman.
Starting point is 01:44:30 So for the people at home, we're going to be doing Stephen Chase celebrity guesser. Head to head. Head to head. It's whoever gets the correct answer. So they're kind of helping each other, but also. Yeah. So it's going to be interesting. This is going to take forever to explain.
Starting point is 01:44:51 All right. Sit down. All right, Clever. Big comeback. It's the first time doing this. I'm tired. Yeah. Well, you guys have been.
Starting point is 01:44:57 This is a lot. First time anybody's ever done this. No, I mean the first time during this day I've been tired. Yeah, yeah. But we were putting this together. I was like, these guys are going to be fucking tired by the end of this. I mean, 19 events of doing anything is. Correct.
Starting point is 01:45:10 Right. Yeah. I will wait to explain the rules for the next one because it's going to take a long time. Oh, I'm sure I have to explain it four more times. How are we feeling, Clemmer? Do we have any data from the. Oh, I would love to see the tracker. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:24 Mincy, your lead is now one and reminder if you get to 10 that means you get to eliminate at least one thing from the gauntlet oh goodness how's the confidence level mincy i have no it i would know a lot more if i you know i just have no idea what's coming yeah you would know a lot more if you how much more do we have a lot more sprint the next one is entirely mental i'm about to have to stretch i don't know how much more sprinting we have all right my hamstrings 13 and a half 13.15 miles per hour yeah i felt my hamstring that one a little bit okay what. What did Clemmer hit? He probably fucking...
Starting point is 01:46:07 Clemmer, do you realize that you almost blew that? No, I'm fine. You almost blew it. I know, I blew it. I know, but I blew it. I was never worried. No, I blew it because I let up when he was so far ahead to save some energy, and then he didn't know, and I would have been...
Starting point is 01:46:20 If we hadn't yelled 14 miles an hour for Clemmer... I would have saw him run back, and I was really not worried you're not talking. 14 miles an hour for Clemmer. I would have saw him run back, and I was really not worried at all. Yeah. Yeah, 14 miles an hour for Clemmer. Nice. You were cruising at the end. Oh, look, we got the dots. What is that?
Starting point is 01:46:35 This is wild, this stuff. This tracking stuff? Yeah, this is awesome. Oh, this is where they are right now. You can't replay, can you? I don't think so. You can take it live. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Okay. Huh. So, event number 14 is Stephen Chay's Celebrity Guesser. Here are the rules. Don't give me that face before I even explain it, Mincy. All I said was Stephen Chay's Celebrity Guesser, and you were like... Listen. It's very simple.
Starting point is 01:47:05 Stephen Che is going to think of a celebrity. What? You guys are going to alternate guesses. You have to guess a person, a celebrity. Stephen Che will say colder, warmer, coldish, warmish. He kind of makes no sense. Whichever one of you guesses the celebrity spot on wins this round. All right, real quick.
Starting point is 01:47:26 So celebrity could be actor, musician, athlete, any of it? Yeah. All right. So here's an example. If Stephen Chase is thinking of a celebrity, and my first guess is Charles Barkley, and he says that's warm. I'm now thinking it's an athlete, possibly basketball. Then I say another basketball player.
Starting point is 01:47:45 He says still warm. Maybe it's a different athlete. Okay? So you go like that. Do you understand? Yes. No chance you understand. Okay.
Starting point is 01:47:53 All right. So he's going to – Is he writing down like who this is – Steven, think of someone real quick. We'll play one quick round, the rest of us. Yeah, I mean, because is he actually writing it down? Yeah, think of someone easy for us. I feel like he can just – Super it down? Think of someone easy for us. I feel like he can just...
Starting point is 01:48:06 Super easy. Think of someone super easy for us. All right. Go ahead, Kate. Shania Twain. Cold. Simone Biles. Slightly warmer than the previous guest, but still cold.
Starting point is 01:48:18 Michael Jordan. Warmer. Kanye West. Colder. Denzel Washington. Cool, but still... Yeah, cool. Warmer than previous guests.
Starting point is 01:48:34 No, this probably isn't helping. Jameis Winston. Cool. Oh. Basketball's a... So it's probably like a... Or I should say warmer, but... You're a little cool. Basketball's a... I should say warmer, but they're a little
Starting point is 01:48:48 cool. Did someone say Michael Jordan already? Yeah. Did you give us an easy one? I think it is. Okay. Somebody tell me a name. Will Smith. Will Smith. Cooler than James Winston. Athlete.
Starting point is 01:49:02 But you guys shouldn't be working together with your hint. Yeah, right. You don't work together. You just keep guessing. I'm going to build off the last guy. Work done. Do we each have a... No change in last guess.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Damian Lillard. Warmer. Basketball player. Jalen Brunson. No change. Slightly cooler. Same as Lillard. And so is that warm, hot?
Starting point is 01:49:29 Yes, yes, you guys are warm. Okay. I think Fox player. Well, no, but if Brunson wasn't any warmer. Pat Bev. We are getting almost hot, basically hot. Yeah. Giannis.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Cooler. Giannis would be hot. Basically hot. Yeah. Giannis. Cooler. Giannis would be hot. Okay. I mean, that would be... Cooler than previous guys. Joel Embiid. Same as... Bobby Portis.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Pat Bev was hot. Black athlete that worked here. Oh. Deion Sanders. Slightly cooler than Pat Bev, but we're hot. Slightly cooler. Oh. Arian Foster. Slightly cooler, but still hot but we're hot Slightly cooler Arian Foster
Starting point is 01:50:05 Slightly cooler, but still hot I don't know what Just give us the answer Kenny the Jetsmith Who was it? Why was that easy? How was that easy? Inside the NBA
Starting point is 01:50:21 But why was Pat Bev warmer? We said it in the end He's in media Charles Barkley sits beside him Inside the NBA. But why was Pat Bev warmer? We said it. He's in media. He's in media. Charles Barkley sits beside him. It is a part of his figuring out Stevens. Does that make sense, Mitchell?
Starting point is 01:50:34 Don't make it this one. Not for the grilled cheese, boys. Don't make this one very hard. You got to keep it. I never heard of that guy. This one, both of these two people have definitely heard of. Okay, all right. And this is best of five? No, no.
Starting point is 01:50:49 It's whoever gets it. Just one you alternate guesses okay all right so who went first the last time you had to uh clemordy because mincy was blindfolded that's right so mincy your guess first mike evans cold tom brady warmer than mike Mike Evans but cold this was probably a mistake doing with Vincy's brain oh could be LeBron James very cold Very cold.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Aaron Rodgers. Technically warmer than LeBron, but we're still very cold. Both genders, all careers on the table. Any person ever, living or dead. Patrick Mahomes. Oh my god. Very cold. Alright guys, remember women available. Sydney Sweeney.
Starting point is 01:51:56 There we go. Low end of warm, but we're in the ballpark. It really is like the fact that we put Mincy in Shay's brain. Matthew McConaughey. Colder than previous guests. Sydney Sweeney.
Starting point is 01:52:20 Julia Roberts. Warm. Warm. Ooh. Ooh. Mila Kunis. Warm. Oh. Mila Kunis is almost hot.
Starting point is 01:52:51 Oh. Jesus. Um. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to put myself in Che's mind Oh dear Big mistake Huge mistake Update, Mila Kunis hot Oh
Starting point is 01:53:12 Upgraded to hot Um I'm sorry Um I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Giselle. Cooler. Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, he was ready.
Starting point is 01:53:42 Warmer than Giselle, but cooler than previous guesses. Okay. I need a shot clock. Yeah. Clemmer. I'm sorry. Jennifer Aniston. We're hot. We're hot. We're hot.
Starting point is 01:54:07 Courtney Love? We're still hot. No change. No change from Courtney Love? Oh, sorry. I thought that he said the Courtney from Friends. That's what I meant. I just said the wrong person. You confused love with Cox.
Starting point is 01:54:21 Oh. Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox, hot. Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox, hot. Courtney, love. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. We're still hot. Running out of actresses, I know. Come on.
Starting point is 01:54:34 After five? I don't know. What do I know? I don't watch that much TV. Lois Griffin. Marge Simpson. I don't know. I'm literally out.
Starting point is 01:54:45 You can pass That That isn't gonna help No Um I know we're gonna need The shot clock Uh
Starting point is 01:54:52 Terror read I don't know Uh Hot We're still hot Good guess Mintzy Oh
Starting point is 01:54:58 Slightly cooler than Julie Louis-Dreyfus But we're still hot Lisa Kudrow Slightly cooler than Julie Louis-Dreyfus, but we're still hot. Risa Kudrow. We're still hot. I'm not going to pray. I want to play so bad.
Starting point is 01:55:18 We could be here for a long time. Who else is in actors? Oh my god. Who else is an actress? Oh my god. Who else is an actress? I really don't know. I don't have anything. You got it. I literally don't know. My brain's just like... Do you want me to give a hint?
Starting point is 01:55:44 Yes! Oh. Oh! All right, all right, all right. Think of a big movie and then think of a woman. I'm trying to think of a big movie. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm trying to think of a woman. Think out loud. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Name a... Name a movie. Yeah. Name a movie. Name any movie. And then find a woman in it. Out loud. Name a movie. How any movie. And then find a woman in it. Out loud. Name a movie. Oh, the fuck.
Starting point is 01:56:11 Just name a movie. Movie. Denise Richards. There we go. There we go. We're still hot, cooler than Julie Louis- Oh, I know it. We're hot. I know it.
Starting point is 01:56:25 I know it. I know it. I know it, too. Yep. Alexandra Daddario. Who? Cooler. Titties. I got it.
Starting point is 01:56:34 Chill. He's not going to be able to guess. I don't have a clue. I'm, like, out of guesses. If at some point he can't guess, does Clemmer just get to guess until he gets it? I mean, I literally don't know. Let me think of other addresses. Think of the closest being Julia Louis-Dreyfus and think of adjacent.
Starting point is 01:56:57 Closest guesses, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jennifer Aniston, all the friends cast. I guess Jason Allen. I don't know. I mean, I'm a man.
Starting point is 01:57:14 Matthew Perry. No. Colder. He had to try something. Had to. Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:57:22 I can't. Colder. Tiffany Amber Tyson. Hot. Hot. Hot. That's the best guess so far. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:57:37 Wow. Wow. I was just like, she was the only actress I still knew. Nice. Okay. Hottest so far. Jenny Garth. Cooler. This is the dumbest challenge.
Starting point is 01:57:52 No, it's not. Either one of you could give up. I'm not giving up anything. What was it? Shit. Are we never going to get this? Nope. We can't do anything now.
Starting point is 01:58:07 Jay, did you tell anybody back there who the answer is? TJ, is this like a... Are we ever going to leave? Yeah. Okay. Damn, I got to leave by 8. I just can't remember. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:58:22 I say you want to do like a 20 second 30 second timer yeah what if you let them use their phones i don't have my phone on me we're going timer we're going timer uh go 20 seconds can i just say that the actress like the thing all right 20 seconds starts now same for you let me get 20 seconds otherwise it's it's a pass. Elizabeth Berkley. No change from Tiffany Amber Thiessen. Okay, 20 seconds. That's Jessie from... That was good. That was what I was trying to get.
Starting point is 01:58:50 20 seconds for you right now, Clemmer. Fine. Clemmer, you're a movie guy. Meryl Streep. Cooler than Elizabeth Berkley. Mark Paul Gosselaar. Cooler than Elizabeth Berkley. Give Paul Gosselaar. Cooler than Elizabeth Berkley. Give them the phones.
Starting point is 01:59:08 All right, 20 seconds. Clemmer. Can they Google on their phones? I don't have my phone either. Where is it? Golf. Should we just flip a coin? No, because Clemmer needs this.
Starting point is 01:59:23 It's to me? Yeah. Lark Voorhees. No change from, or actually slightly cooler from Elizabeth Berkley and Tiffany Ambrose. Slightly cooler. You understand that? Come on, guys. I do.
Starting point is 01:59:37 I'm like out. I'm tapped. 90s, women, actresses. Close. Big Cat's leading you the right way. Yes. Carmen Electra. Notresses. Close. Big Cat's leading you the right way. Yes. Carmen Electra. Not a bad guess.
Starting point is 01:59:49 Cooler than... Actually, she was in Baywatch, if I recall. So, about the same as Tiffany Ambruthi's in Larkmore. Maybe slightly cooler. Hey, hey, shut up. Pamela Anderson. Same as previous. Jenny McCarthy.
Starting point is 02:00:04 It's not a Baywatch person. Damn it. I thought I had it there. Okay, cover back to you, 22nd. It's not a Baywatch person damn it. I thought I had it there Okay, cover back to you 20 seconds wasn't in Baywatch. Who's the hottest so far Steven the Tiffany Amber Tyson's? I think that's when I say hottest this means closest to the gas right now. Oh I don't know if that was the hottest. Keep going. This is just out of control Nicole Eggert I'm not sure She was on Baywatch and Charles in Charge. Well, the hottest is
Starting point is 02:00:27 Saved by the Bell. She was also in Charles in Charge? Yes. Yeah. That's hot. Mincy, 20 seconds. I mean, I literally
Starting point is 02:00:35 thought Jamie McCarthy might be it. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. You already said Pamela Anderson, right? Yeah. It is not a Baywatch person.
Starting point is 02:00:52 Just let his clock start over? No, I got it. I don't know. Time. Harry Hatcher. Desperate Housewives. Yeah, and Lois and Clark. No, slightly cooler than Prince.
Starting point is 02:01:04 So Saved by the Bell is the hottest guest so far. So think that realm. Saved by the Bell. Ten seconds. Pass again. Leah Remini. Who? Still hot.
Starting point is 02:01:23 This is out of control. There's Stacy Grossi in Saved by the Bell, also. I'm running out of options. King of Queens wife. Yeah, I never heard of her. All right, I got a little bit of a guess. TJ's got the tie. I mean, I'll keep going.
Starting point is 02:01:37 Yeah, yeah. Go. Go ahead, pass. I don't know how. You should be able to get this in the next two minutes. Cindy Crawford. Uh, slightly cooler than previous guesses, but you, but you're in the right era for sure. Mincy?
Starting point is 02:01:51 Do you concede, Mincy? I can concede. I don't want to concede. I'm just going to try to keep thinking of anything. That's not a very good answer. Time passed. Tatiana Ali. She was actually the original answer to this question.
Starting point is 02:02:14 What? The first time we did this game, she was the answer. Slightly cooler in one aspect, but you were very hot in one aspect. Okay. Mincy? I think you can decipher that. All right. Celine Dion.
Starting point is 02:02:29 Cooler. Clever. I just thought of a woman. Candice Cameron. DJ from Full House. Hot. Mincy. Let's see.
Starting point is 02:02:42 You got this. I don't have anything. I don't think he has anything in his brain it's it's gone i'm gonna save everyone's i'm gonna rule out full house but you guys are hot hot full house ruled out oh panga need a real name we're very hot that's the best guess are we accepting Are we accepting that as Danielle official? Topanga is a one-name person, yes. I'll accept that. All right, so that was the hottest one yet. Very hot.
Starting point is 02:03:12 Hottest one yet. Hottest one yet. Pass. Back to Mincy. Mincy. I mean, can we guess sitcom characters characters we don't know the actresses names No Like no turns just whoever says it yeah
Starting point is 02:03:33 Free reign free reign free reign okay free reign I like that Free reign just fire off guests you can get you can go five in a row Start firing them off Rapid fire here Here we go. Holly Robinson. Slightly cooler. Lisa Turner. Cooler.
Starting point is 02:03:52 Fire them off. Quickly. Here we go. Topanga's the best guess so far. Whenever you're ready. Topanga, best guess so far. Keep yelling names. Rapid fire.
Starting point is 02:04:01 Got it. Here we go. Boom. Boom. And you go. Here we go, boys. Here we go. Five names. I know. Same. I don't you go and then- Here we go, boys. Here we go. I've named. I know, same! I don't know anybody else!
Starting point is 02:04:08 I'm also drawing a blank too. I don't know. You can give hints now because they can both say anything. Alright, think same network as Topanga. Even same night. Come on, Clemmer. Even same what? Night? Same night. Potentially even the show leading into that or following it. Ooh. Oh, I don't know her name. That would help. You can give us- Uh... We'll take fictional character this morning. potentially even the show leading into that or following it. Oh, I don't know her name. That would help.
Starting point is 02:04:27 We'll take fictional character at this point. We'll take fictional characters. Take character name. Steve Urkel. You're in the ballpark. That was in that lineup, but that is, it's not correct. You're a cooler. This is your wheelhouse.
Starting point is 02:04:41 Come on. Come on. We're thinking, I is your wheelhouse. Come on. Come on. I promise I'm thinking. All right, Jay, you're just going to have to see the show. This person is in multiple TV shows and is the star of both. Give us one of the shows. Multiple TV shows, star of both. Anybody can say it.
Starting point is 02:04:59 Give us the first letter of one of the TV shows. Melissa Joan Hart? Correct. Yeah! All right. I don't even know that. Fucking. Clarissa explains it all, and then Sabrina Teenage Witch.
Starting point is 02:05:13 Yeah, that was a little after my time. I can feel the act. Melissa Joan Hart. That was harder than I ever would have expected. I can feel the numbers on the screen just die. She's the leading person in a 90s thing. These guys are both a baddie. No, it's a fair question.
Starting point is 02:05:26 I just didn't think you would pick. You know what I mean? I don't have a clue she has. Okay. There you go. That was painful. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:05:36 The good news is no matter what happens the rest of the way, the most max that can be eliminated from the gauntlet is three things. So the gauntlet's going to be very important. Yes. And our legs just got a lot of rest. And we're going back to the court for this one. I'm going to need Brandon and Titus for this one. It's the wide receiver catching challenge. Oh.
Starting point is 02:05:56 I'll come out and explain. You're a better quarterback than me. Alright, I'll throw. Me and Titus will throw. Alright. Very simple. I hope we didn't kill the amount of people watching. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. The opposite. I feel bad.
Starting point is 02:06:07 That felt rough. No, you're good. Yeah. Here's how you guys are going to do it. Are we just mentally exhausted? Are you ready? Yeah. It's catch, turnaround catch.
Starting point is 02:06:16 We got out on the court. Turnaround catch. So there's three standing still. Okay. And then you turn around. Sorry. Another catch here. Another catch.
Starting point is 02:06:26 Another catch here. Yep. to catch three catches and three catches like i'm saying tyson i will throw each of you three balls i think all their mics are out tj who goes first hold on uh okay sorry i think i go first clemmer goes first my headphone so you're gonna throw throw. I catch it. Catch it. It's just amount of catches. Catch it. Yes.
Starting point is 02:06:48 How many questions do you think Mitch will have on this one? You'll start facing Titus. Okay. You're going to catch one from Titus. You're going to catch one from me. I think you can snag a couple. No, I'm not saying can Mitch catch them. I'm saying how many questions will he have before he.
Starting point is 02:07:01 Oh, questions. Catches. I think Mitch will catch all of them. I don't know if Clemmer will. All right, tell us when. And this is not timed, correct? All right, TJ, am I good to tell them they're good to go? No, I'll tell them.
Starting point is 02:07:13 Oh, you got it. We're running with them. No, you can just throw it from here. Just throw it from here. All right. Why does everybody have headphones on? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 02:07:22 Catch. Catch. Catch. Catch. Catch. Miss. Miss. Miss. I have headphones on. Alright, catch, catch, catch, catch. Miss, miss, catch. Four out of six. Four out of six, good job Clemmer. Pretty good. Four out of six.
Starting point is 02:07:38 Cameraman missed the first cup over, that's alright. I didn't tell him to go, no one told him to go. They just went. Are they good to go now? One, two, three. Y'all hold up. Y'all kind of went before the camera was ready. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:07:51 It's all right. So one, two, three. Let's go. Let's go, Brandon. Yeah, we got you. You told us to go. No, y'all listen to TJ. Jerry went on his own.
Starting point is 02:08:01 No, we can't hear TJ. Yeah, but Jerry went on his own. No one told Jerry to go. No, you went on your own. No, Jerry went on his own. Jerry blew a can't hear TJ. Yeah, but Jerry went on his own. No one told Jerry to go. No, you went on your own. No, Jerry went on his own. Jerry blew a whistle. No one told Jerry to go. Jerry blew a whistle.
Starting point is 02:08:11 All right. Everybody hold up. TJ, everything coming along? I will tell them when they're good to go. Okay. 7-7. Ready when you are jerry with a bag over it 1, 2, wow
Starting point is 02:08:36 3, 4, this is it he wins, no it's tied! my god 7-7 tied and a tied, you gotta go again He wins. No, it's tied. My God. Seven to seven. Tied and a tied. Y'all got to go again. You got to figure out. They just got to go again. Yeah, I think they just do it again.
Starting point is 02:08:55 How about just the running part? Do they play catch until one of them drops it? They can throw it as hard as they can. Can't throw it as hard as they can. No, that would hurt me. How about a back of the corner end zone on the court? Like they got to get their two feet in or something. We should just run it again. Yeah, let's run it again.
Starting point is 02:09:12 Run it again. Run it again. We didn't get the good shot on that last one anyway. Yeah, y'all missed the cameras. And you got to know that Titus and I are leading you on these running. Leading you on the running. Yeah, I do. We're not like throwing stations.
Starting point is 02:09:21 We have our first tie. Who goes first this time? Clemmer will go first again. Clemmer prepares. Clemmer looks like he would evaporate. He does. Spiders got you. Reverse scoliosis.
Starting point is 02:09:37 Ready when you are, Jared. Here we go. Oh, yes. Butterfingers. Got it. Oh, oh, oh. Catch, catch, catch. Oh, Butterfingers. Two. Got it. Three.
Starting point is 02:09:47 Four. Oh no. Four. Oh wow. Dang. The door is open, Mitzi. He had one, but he dropped it. The door is open.
Starting point is 02:09:57 Four is not easy. Four seems to be the number. Three overtime. Four seems to be the number. Brennan, you hear here now, right? Yeah, I got him. Double overtime would be crazy, right? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:10:10 This would be making history. Okay. So, we're ready. And Mintz is ready. They're going to – Mintz, he says when he's ready? Mintz, he's like – Whenever you're ready.
Starting point is 02:10:22 All right. It's on Jerry. Oh, that's a catch. Two. Oh no. Three. Oh no, wait. Did it get his eye?
Starting point is 02:10:37 Uh oh. Oh shit. Oh no. His eye's black. He's still. Oh, no. His eye's black. He's down. He's down. Oh, no. He's good.
Starting point is 02:10:52 He's good. He's a warrior. Tough. Yeah, let's hype him up. Oh, no. I'm going to need a replay of that. Nancy. Man down. I'm all right. I'm of that. Nancy. Man down.
Starting point is 02:11:05 I'm all right. I'm all right. All right. He's all right. Oh, no. I'm all right. I need some ice. Some peas.
Starting point is 02:11:14 All right. Oh. That was tough. The heart of a warrior. All right. Sit on down. All in the game. It's eight to seven, Clemmer, now, and we have three challenges, four challenges left.
Starting point is 02:11:29 Oh. Three. Oh, boy. Nancy, you're a beast. That looked rough. Yeah. You're all right. You're all right.
Starting point is 02:11:39 I'll be all right. All right. Nancy, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right. All right. Sit on down. Oh, no. Nancy, you want to take a crack or something? You good? I'm all right. I just said it. All right. Mintzy, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right. All right. Sit on down. Oh, no. Mintzy, you want to take a crack or something?
Starting point is 02:11:48 You good? I'm all right. I just, this is my house. How bad is it so far? It's not that bad. I think he caught me, like, lower. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:54 I think he got you right here. You can see. Yeah, he got me there. Mintzy, I swear to God. I swear to God. You don't have to apologize for nothing. No, I think you forgot to turn around again. Well, he got a small little bag of ice there.
Starting point is 02:12:04 Yeah. Yeah. Small bag of ice there. Yeah. Small bag of ice. I know that... That shit looks easy. It's not easy. Nah, it looked hard. Yeah, it's not easy. I'm so sorry, Mintzy.
Starting point is 02:12:15 You don't need to apologize. What happened? He forgot to turn around. It was like the same... I was laying out on Big Cat's ball. I forgot to turn around. You got kind of pinwheeled. Like, you got spun around.
Starting point is 02:12:27 Brandon, be honest. I thought I'm on Titus. I don't put that on him. What? I don't think you did anything wrong. I just think I, like, got in a weird position. There was a lot of spins. There was a lot of, yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:38 It's hard. You might have thrown it a little early, too. Well, he was, like, he was moving towards the sideline and I was running out of time and I thought like... It's tough. That leading one, the first one you saw,
Starting point is 02:12:49 I did, I missed it by a mile because it is hard to catch up. It is tough. Okay, you all right, Mincy? Mincy, I'm so sorry. All right, the next one is non-athletic things. Here, let's take the ice pack off.
Starting point is 02:13:00 Can we see the eye? Let's zoom in. Oh, shit. Wait. He's got some... Oh, shit. Wait. He's got some. Oh, fuck. Is that dirt?
Starting point is 02:13:10 No, that's the mark. You got a little bite there. You good? You need. Do you need a delay or anything? I'm all right. All right. Definitely looks a little slow. You're a fucking warrior, Mitzi.
Starting point is 02:13:22 I'm all right. You good? All right. Next one is... Yak. Yak. Titus, I don't think you can blame yourself. Yeah, I don't...
Starting point is 02:13:31 You can watch it back. Titus, Titus, you're... I don't want to blame myself. I want to make you feel better, Titus. I'm not blaming you in the world. Mincy forgot to turn back around. He got spun around the catch. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:40 Well, I mean, I could obviously tell he had spun around, but I just thought it's not my job But I wasn't I wasn't Yeah, yeah spun around on the catch yeah Vincy if I tried to do that I was not a warrior. This is how you get an X back. An X. You got right on. An X. Let's go, Mincy. You get the respect of the people.
Starting point is 02:14:08 It's going to be funny when I have a blackout next week. It's all right. Team Smokin' is still good. We're hot. All right. All right. Don't leave me hanging. Don't leave me hanging.
Starting point is 02:14:15 Mincy, this way. This way. There we go. That's your good eye. All right. All right. Next one is, thankfully, sitting down. We're going to play Chubby Bunny.
Starting point is 02:14:26 Very easy game. We have a pack of marshmallows. You're going to add a marshmallow and say the words Chubby Bunny, and then the other person adds a marshmallow and says Chubby Bunny until you keep adding marshmallows until one of you cannot say the word Chubby Bunny. Chubby Bunny. Chubby Bunny. Okay.
Starting point is 02:14:42 Okay. So you just eat a marshmallow. No, you don't eat it. You hold it in your mouth. Sorry. I should have said that part. Yeah, hoard it. Hold it in your mouth, and you say chubby bunny.
Starting point is 02:14:53 So you're just trying to fit as many marshmallows. Watch. Give me the marshmallows. Okay. Let's say we're in round. Whoops. Let's say we're in round... Whoops. Let's say we're in round five. Two, three,
Starting point is 02:15:10 four, and please don't choke. Yeah. Five. Chubby bunny. Then that would be next. Does that count as a... That counts as a chubby bunny.
Starting point is 02:15:18 You can't lose any marshmallows, can't swallow them. Can't chew them. I think a few teens have died doing this, right? Yes. This is a good one for your eye. This is a few teens have died doing this, right? Yes. Uh-huh. Yes, yes. This is a good one for your eye.
Starting point is 02:15:27 Like, this is a good one for right now. You know what I mean? Good one for your eye. I'm fully prepared to have to fish a marshmallow out of one of your mouths. Yep.
Starting point is 02:15:33 I will be the designated fisher. So if we have an emergency, I will act quickly. Yeah, let's get... Can we get a couple buckets? So the second it's over, we can... Jerry?
Starting point is 02:15:44 Boys, and I will tell you, there are no more endurance events until the... RC car chase. Yeah, 17. 17 could be. I don't consider that. Oh, that's going to be... Physical endurance? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:15:57 Yeah. That's going to be tough. That RC car chase. Anything. Just something I can just dump this stuff in. They have to move, though? They have to go run. No, they have this stuff in. They have to move, though? No, they have to chase it.
Starting point is 02:16:08 They have to go get it. My apologies. Very soon you will be gasping for air. We'll just say the next event, and we'll reintroduce it after we finish. But it will be RC car chase, where we have an RC car. One of you will control it. The other will try to pick it up. Okay. And it will be timed.
Starting point is 02:16:25 Okay. If you wreck it, it doesn't matter will try to pick it up. Okay. And it will be timed. Okay. If you wreck it, it doesn't matter. You can come grab it. Yeah. Okay. Are we ready for Chubby Bunny? Grab your marshmallows. So Mincy, you go first. Yeah. Remember, you can't eat it. You can't chew it. You're going to put one in. Say Chubby Bunny.
Starting point is 02:16:41 Then the next person puts one in. Says Chubby Bunny. Okay. And back and forth we go. Okay. Mincy, are you ready? Yeah. First marshmallow, go. Chubby Bunny. Nice.
Starting point is 02:16:52 One. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Chubby Bunny. You got to really kind of be like a squirrel in these. Chubby Bunny. Yep. Clear as day.
Starting point is 02:17:04 Chubby Bunny. Chubby bunny. Yep. Clear as day. Chubby bunny. Chubby bunny. Mince, do you have thin cheeks? I can see the exact angle of that. Chubby bunny. Thin ass cheeks. I'm chewing. Thin ass cheeks Chewing Okay What's that five
Starting point is 02:17:38 He has two big front teeth A big hick Two big buck teeth I heard it. It's close. All right. Wow. Here's day.
Starting point is 02:18:21 All right. Oh, man. It's called a second wind. Domination. Don't rip your cheeks. Don't rip your cheeks. Vincey says no. I't rip your cheeks. Fuck. Mincy says no.
Starting point is 02:18:49 I don't know who's close. He's not quitting. No quit. Come on, Mincy. Close your throat. You got this, Mincy. Heard it. Heard it. Heard it Heard it
Starting point is 02:19:05 Heard it Yeah Lemmer Be careful, Mincy Yeah Oh, shit You got Don't
Starting point is 02:19:23 No, no, no Don't kill yourself. Is he breathing? If you can't breathe or if it's going to slip... Yeah, yeah. Be smart. Be smart. Quit here if you need to.
Starting point is 02:19:35 Oh. Goodness me. Oh, my God. Please don't die. Goodness me. Yeah. Can we... Now you're... Oh, clever. Oh. Oh my god, please don't die. Goodness me. Yeah, can we? Come on, Clever.
Starting point is 02:19:50 Okay. Is that in his mouth? Hey, get it in. We need another one. Oh. He's in his mouth. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:19:58 It's not all the way in his mouth. Get it all the way in, Clever. Get it all the way in. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Clever. Clemmer get it all the way in oh oh no Clemmer won that Clemmer win that a blackout a clever one that yeah yeah we got it and that's all right boys 17 we got three more yeah numbers up good bud you're a hell of an
Starting point is 02:20:32 event right there boy oh great effort or in a row he's in steam great effort okay I look horrible. No. Oh, no. Great. The big white butt teeth. All right. Okay. I got to ask. Titus, why did you do it? I fucking, I'm going to, my weekend's ruined. I did not, I love Mincy. It's also, this is good for Mincy.
Starting point is 02:21:00 He's gaining back the respect. I give him a lot of credit. He got right back. I did. I swear to God, I did nothing on purpose. I give him a lot of credit. He got right back up. I did. I swear to God, I did nothing on purpose. I did nothing. I swear to God. He striked me dead.
Starting point is 02:21:11 No, it was just a bummer. He was moving that way. I thought, surely he'll turn around and time it. He did not. Yeah. And the ball comes up on you quick. Like, I'll defend Mincy. And he got right up.
Starting point is 02:21:21 I give him a ton of credit. If I tried to hit him in the face, I couldn't have done that. Mincy also dove in the camera. Like, Mincy's giving everything on the floor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I feel like shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:33 Five in a row. It's five in a row. Five in a row for Clem. Yeah! And I threw it kind of hard, but I thought that was the point. I thought we were supposed to throw it kind of hard. Clemmer, so Mincy had a 7-4 lead. So, Clemmer, you're one away from getting something eliminated on the gauntlet.
Starting point is 02:21:47 Yeah. What would you take? First thing I'm taking away is the basketballs. Well, it's only one shot. You'd have to win 11 to get both shots. That's why I said basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just, yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:58 I didn't start her. I'm going to win two. Oh, I like that. Keep winning. Confidence. He's going to get to 11. All right. Maybe not, though, because if it was a two out of, so if I just win two, then I can take away. So I've to win two. Oh, I like that. Keep winning. Confidence. He's going to get to 11. All right. Maybe not, though, because if it was a two out of –
Starting point is 02:22:07 so if I just win two, then I can take away. So I've won two. Yeah, if you take away two, you can take away basketballs. All right. All right. I think I can do two out of – well, I don't know what the challenges are. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:15 All right. I got a little second wind. This is our last physical challenge until the gauntlet. Okay. We'll wait until Mincy gets done. He's getting – He went down and he got shot. I mean, he got hit pretty
Starting point is 02:22:27 hard. He's a fucking warrior. Yeah, he's a warrior. Spider, can you grab me a water? He's a warrior. Here comes our warrior. Here goes my hero. Yeah! He's back. Yes! I'm proud.
Starting point is 02:22:44 The crowd upstairs is watching every move, too. It's great. There goes my hero. All right. Let's finish strong. Three events left. Three events left. All right.
Starting point is 02:22:55 Here we go. So event number 17 is the RC car chase. We have an RC car on the floor right now. One of you will control it while the other one has to secure it and pick it up off the ground. Then the time will stop. And then we flip. And then the next person goes.
Starting point is 02:23:12 Okay. So who went first? Mincy was first. Mincy was first on Chubby Bunny. So, Clemmer, you will go first on controlling the car or no? Chasing, right? Chasing. I would like to see how to use it.
Starting point is 02:23:24 I've never used it before. The guy who chases is the one that sets the time. That's your time, man. I've never used one of these. Let's get a 30-second demo. Yeah, each of you get a 30-second demo. Okay. Let's get him a controller.
Starting point is 02:23:34 Mincy, you'll start on. And the rule for the car, by the way, boys, listen. The rule for the car is it doesn't have to stay inside the basketball court lines, but it has to stay on hardwood. If it hits the grass, it's over. If it hits the hallways, it's over. So Jerry will watch that. If the car hits any other type of surface besides the hardwood floor, you're out.
Starting point is 02:24:01 Okay. All right. So to operate the car, pull oh yeah we have that we have a chip on the rc car oh no way yes you push back okay okay how do you go in left turn this is to turn now the turn is a little late all right so mincy you guys can both get a chance to test it out. So, forward. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:24:34 Now, is the car starting on the opposite end of the gym? Yes. It is. Okay. And all we have to do is touch the car? No, you have to pick it up. All four wheels off the ground. Alright. There we go, Mincy. Yeah, you're driving. You want to pick it up pick it up pick it up all four wheels off the ground all right there we go mincy yeah you're driving yeah mincy you feel good about it yep this is gonna be really funny yes i see where y'all are going with this it's us jerry you get that football off the off the court yeah all right all right all right a new draft kings logo on the course oh yeah we redid the courts made them look way
Starting point is 02:25:13 better yeah way better yep never forget all right so oh that's actual is that the yeah yeah yeah wow yeah it's incredible and the baseline sue, too. Body armor and Morgan & Morgan. Oh, those are permanent now? Yep. Oh, cool. That looks great. Okay. So who's? Mincy, you are controlling the car first.
Starting point is 02:25:33 The car will start in the paint on one end. The competitor will start on the other end. Can I get the car over? I don't want to start it there. No, no, yeah. Move it to the... Mincy, move it to the paint. Okay.
Starting point is 02:25:48 All right, we should go wide angle for this. I think it's key where Mincy stands too because I think he's going to want a good point of view of this. Yeah. And will Mincy be smart? He obviously shouldn't just drive the car right away. No, no. Yeah, he should wait. Should wait him out.
Starting point is 02:26:07 Also, non-zero chance Mincy thinks he's got to chase the car that he's also controlling. Yeah. Okay. Are our competitors ready? Yep. All right, TJ, you ready? Hold on, Jerry. Titus, you beating yourself up over that?
Starting point is 02:26:22 Don't. Don't. No, dude. It wasn't your fault. Titus, he forgot to spin dude he forgot to spin all right okay tj you ready maybe we should go wide angle on this yeah that was obviously accidental i just told me he's gonna do it this morning all right you better be going to get popcorn. I'm ready. Cherry on your whistle. Spider's timing it. A hot dog?
Starting point is 02:26:49 All right, here we go. There he is driving. Driving, he's taking a right. Oh, this is going to be easy. This should be very quick. Oh, no. Nancy. Nancy just drove it right to him.
Starting point is 02:27:02 I think I will. Yes, I think I will win this. Yes. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay. Oh, he's demoralized. He is a little right to him. I think I will. Yes, I think I will win this. Yes. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay. Oh, he's demoralized. He is a little demoralized. You need to just.
Starting point is 02:27:11 Mincy, go attack the car. What was the time? 5.1. Mincy, run straight to that car. Mincy, run to that car. Oh, no. Oh, he's beaten. He's beaten up.
Starting point is 02:27:21 He's really over. Mincy's got. What did he say? I don't know. He's beaten him over. Okay did he say? I don't know. Over? Okay. What do I... All right. Yesterday, he had a fresh haircut.
Starting point is 02:27:33 He was... What about that haircut? Step up a little, Mincey. You can step up a little. Clemmer was kind of in the middle of the paint. Go to the DraftKings logo. Yeah. You can throw it in reverse and it's locked back.
Starting point is 02:27:43 Oh, yeah. Clemmer's got it right. Clemmer has a plan. All right. It's going to last six in reverse and it's locked back. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. That's a plan. All right. It's going to last six seconds. Are we ready, TJ? Can you do that? Ready.
Starting point is 02:27:51 Okay. Go get it, Mince. Get it, Mincey. Get it. Get it. Get the car, Mincey. Oh, no. He's holding a muscle.
Starting point is 02:28:00 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Do we have a hammy? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no My left he's hurt like my left quads like really fucked okay Come on back in except for the gun are you
Starting point is 02:28:22 Six in a row there we go Six have Six in a row! Have a seat, have a seat. Let's fucking go! Six! Have a seat, Mincy. Okay. I'm starting to take control of this. It's not good. Alright, you don't have to do anything active until the gauntlet. So, you can stretch that out.
Starting point is 02:28:36 Do we have the Theragun? No. The Theragun would be awesome. Can you ask someone if they have a Theragun? Can I go get my glasses from upstairs and just put them here? Yeah, you need to get your phone, too, for this next challenge. Yes, go get your phone. Mincy, do you need someone to get your phone?
Starting point is 02:28:49 I can walk. All right. Are you sure? Walk. All right, we've got two challenges left. Okay. This one will be one of my favorite challenges we do. Man, the wheels are falling off.
Starting point is 02:29:00 Now look at this. Two competitors that are just getting along well. I feel bad. I'm not worried about mine. There's nothing to worry about. It's not going to happen. This is what sports are all about. This is.
Starting point is 02:29:13 Yeah, no. Adversity. Pushed him to the limit. I'm having so much fun. Dave has to forgive Mincy after this, right? He's putting his body on the line. He's putting his body and his mind. Still thinking about that girl cheese.
Starting point is 02:29:33 That was the hardest I've laughed in my life. Yeah. Stuck on that. Just like one hurts. It's right there. Okay, we're working on him. We're working on him. Okay, got it.
Starting point is 02:29:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. We're working on him. Mincy, do you have your phone? No, I don't think so. He's giving it back shots now. It's all good. Interesting. That does feel good. He should I'm trying to put it where it hurts right now. Okay. Oh, that does feel good. He should be okay for the gauntlet, though.
Starting point is 02:30:09 Yeah, I think it's the tights. Oh, there we go. Get it out, Mincy. Yeah, there we go, Mincy. Oh, no. Yeah, we can't baby him too much. No, I know, because he also might be a genius. He might be a master genius.
Starting point is 02:30:22 You know, he did this to Dave. That's why we're here right now. Could be playing. Maybe a little tough. What a competitor, though. He is. All right, two events left. Leaving it all out there.
Starting point is 02:30:35 Do you have your phone, Mincy? I do. Okay. All set. I'm on left quad while we're sitting here. Oh, yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Tight? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:30:48 Tighten up? Yeah, it's just super tight. I've been trying to stretch a lot. You going out this weekend or are you going to have to relax? I don't know. I was planning on, you know, I guess you don't dance too much. Bluegrass isn't totally going to wear me out. Yeah, yeah. Red Sky, bluegrass, salt shed. It's going to be a good Saturday. Great Saturday.
Starting point is 02:31:04 Are we ready for – You're rolling out there with a black eye too. Are we ready for event number – Did Brandon and Titus have to go like – I want to say this. If anybody shouldn't – I do want to say this. If Titus –
Starting point is 02:31:19 I feel bad seeing Titus take this hard. I'm fine. Yes. It's a total accident. I'm fine. My. It's a total accident. I'm fine. My eye's actually not black. I feel bad that Titus, I love that Titus is upset, but there's no reason to be.
Starting point is 02:31:32 It's a total accident. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm literally not giving any thought. I just want him to realize that. Look at the, our behind-the-scenes crew is just fucking rushing. This is crazy. Shout-out Paige. Shout-out Kate.
Starting point is 02:31:44 Oh, yeah. What the hell is going on? Everyone in this office is just fucking rushing. This is crazy. Shout-out Paige. Shout-out Kate. Oh, yeah. What the hell is going on? Everyone in this office is working on this. There was no hesitation. This is so much fun. They're killing it. Oh, this will be an annual event, just so you both know. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:54 Are you guys having fun, Mitzi, in any way? Yeah, it was great until I was puking and had the black eye. That's part of it. And my left quad started hurting. But, you know, until then, we were doing it. I'm having an absolute blast. I'm having a blast too. All right.
Starting point is 02:32:06 So event number 18. Spider and Jerry, please come in. Spider and Jerry will be our referees. This event is called the Notes App Apology. That's why we have the tarp. So both of you can get your Notes app. I don't even know where to start on this one. Get your Notes app out. Hold on know where to start on this one get your notes app out hold on i'm gonna explain the rules get your notes app out on your iphone okay here's
Starting point is 02:32:31 how it's gonna work we're gonna give each of you let's say two minutes okay you both are pro prospects you've done something really bad Really really bad You're guilty But no one really knows exactly what you did But you gotta get out in front of it And apologize to the masses for it I'm gonna give you guys both two minutes To write a notes app apology And then you're gonna tweet the notes app apology
Starting point is 02:32:59 And Spider and Jerry are gonna judge And tell us the winner Okay Do you guys understand the rules before we start? Yes You've done something wrong and Spider and Jerry are going to judge and tell us the winner. Okay. Do you guys understand the rules before we start? Yes. You've done something wrong. You have to apologize to the world.
Starting point is 02:33:15 The world doesn't actually know what you've done yet, but you want to get out in front of it. Got it. Okay. With two minutes on the time. It'll be judged on what? On whatever Jerry and Spider will judge judge on who they think apologized better who who did a better job of you know who they would forgive quicker we could do a twitter poll as well if we want yeah they tweet it right so we'll see
Starting point is 02:33:35 it we'll see it jerry and spider will give us the judging so yeah two minutes on the timer are you guys ready sorry i, I'm not ready. Okay, I'm ready. Set, go. For people being like, why do they need to tweet it? Well, the whole point is that we want all of Twitter to be like, what did they do? Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:34:00 Damn. Like, shit. What the fuck happened there? Mincy definitely has a distinct advantage in this because he has to do it many times. He's got the buzzwords. I need a screenshot of Mincy's buck teeth. Barstool Booze has a great one that is fabulous. We like they're both handling their business pretty well here.
Starting point is 02:34:26 Yep. Jerry's got the over the shoulder. Making sure all the rules are being followed here. Oh, my. Oh, my God. So there's just an ice pack laying on his lap. Oh my Oh my god So there's just an ice pack laying on his lap Halfway there Halfway home boys
Starting point is 02:34:51 Okay I'm just trying to read Jerry's face Jerry's doing a little A little recon work Make sure it's tweeted in the two minutes. And then we'll pull them up and read them.
Starting point is 02:35:10 40 seconds remain. This is very important for any pro prospect. Learn how to do this. Learn how to apologize on a notes app. Remember you got to screenshot it and post it.
Starting point is 02:35:23 Yep. Yeah. Screenshot the notes app and post it Oh Dave 20 seconds What a throw Titus Oh Clemmer being the first one there Yeah
Starting point is 02:35:39 I have to tweet it now? Yeah Hurry 7, 6, 5, five, four, three. Oh, shit, I did it wrong. I didn't do the. We'll let you tweet it. It's all right. I cut and pasted it.
Starting point is 02:35:52 That's fine. This is. Greer said DeMar makes that catch. I'm sorry. I'm going to tweet it right now. That's okay. That's okay. We'll give you time, Pierre.
Starting point is 02:36:01 I'm not editing at all, I promise. We believe you. Can I just tweet this? Yep. Do I need any context? Nope. Just tweet it. I'm sorry. I'm not editing at all, I promise. We believe you. Can I just tweet this? Yep. Do I need any context? Nope, just tweet it. I'm sorry, I'm old. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 02:36:11 I'm writing pictures. All right, Mincy, have you tweeted yours? Yes. Okay, so we'll go to Mincy's first. I should have said that. Okay, that's all right. I don't know. We'll judge it.
Starting point is 02:36:24 We'll judge it. All right, I don't know if this is what you guys. All right. The tech part. Let's see Mincy's tweet. God, I wish I'd said I messed up one thing. I could have made something for the phone. Okay.
Starting point is 02:36:33 All right, let's pull up Mincy's tweet. When I was in college, I made a lot of mistakes. I've grown a lot in the last four years, and that is in my past. I take full responsibility for my actions. My decisions were nobody's fault but mine. I look forward to redeeming my lot in the last four years, and that is in my past. I take full responsibility for my actions. My decisions were nobody's fault but mine. I look forward to redeeming my name in the future. That was damn good. Not bad.
Starting point is 02:36:51 Pretty good. All with the header. I meant to say in the last ten years instead of four. Yeah, fine. I should have said in the last eight years. That was the message. Titus, maybe you steal that and just tweet it. All right, let's see.
Starting point is 02:37:04 Impressive work. Yeah, let's see. All right, impressive work. Yeah, let's see. No, no, perfect. Yours, Clemmer? Why eight years? Is that when you were in college? It already has 29 replies. Okay, that's very good.
Starting point is 02:37:15 Let's see what Clemmer did. Can someone fill me in what this is about? Oh, yeah, no, no filling in. Oh, he didn't edit it. He didn't crop it. First and foremost, I'm ashamed of myself. I know I let a lot of people down, and for that, I am't edit it. He didn't crop it. First and foremost, I'm ashamed of myself. I know I let a lot of people down, and for that I am so terribly sorry. It was a total lapse of judgment that I promise will never happen again.
Starting point is 02:37:31 Very vague. I understand everyone will judge me, and that's expected, and I agree with any negativity sent my way. I love you all. Damn. Both good. Both of them can confer. I'm going to no tap my winner.
Starting point is 02:37:43 I don't know about you. Okay. Oh. All right. Smart. Both good job can confer. I'm going to no tap my winner. I don't know about you. Okay. Oh. All right. Smart. Both good job, guys. I just can't believe I'm saying. I'm going to make sure.
Starting point is 02:37:52 I just had such a chance. Yeah, what if they both pick one? You guys can go. Why don't you guys go out on the court and talk about it? Come to a decision. Come to a decision. I'm going to retweet both of your guys' tweets just so that we get a little visibility on them good yeah thanks for that
Starting point is 02:38:06 I appreciate that Clever you have 33 replies Titus did it too Titus might win this one I stole your apology Menzi I am sorry are we good Titus did it too. Titus might win this one. I stole your apology, Mincy. I'm sorry. Are we good?
Starting point is 02:38:30 Yeah, dude. You feeling all right? Let me see the eye. I'm feeling all right. I don't think it's – All right, all right. You look good. We're good. Mincy won it.
Starting point is 02:38:36 Yes. Mincy won it. Mincy won it. All right. Eight. Mincy won it. 10-8. Titus.
Starting point is 02:38:42 I mean, the fact that Titus – All right, so 10-8. 10-8 titus i mean the fact that titus all right so 10 to 8 10 to 8 here we go mincy so this is very important this last event is leading up to the gauntlet clemmer right now can eliminate one thing from the gauntlet if he wins this one he can eliminate two things from the gauntlet okay all right i'll win this 10-9 he limits one still he limits one thing so you still no matter what big clemmer has won the the the ability to eliminate something from the gauntlet clemmer how you feeling uh i it's like like my brain is like i'll never get six in a like six in a row was so great like seven in a row would have been awesome but i think mincy's apology
Starting point is 02:39:18 was better so i would have been for him too and i think you might have lost some points i've had to apologize a lot yeah you might have lost some points from i don't know apologize a lot. Yeah, you might have lost some points from, I don't know how the judges view it, but from screenshotting the whole. I thought that's what we were supposed to do. I don't know. Yeah. The tech stuff I'll always lose. All right, last event.
Starting point is 02:39:33 What could the last one be? We are bobbing for apples. This will feel good on the black eye. Yeah. Yeah. All right, boys. What? He's got questions.
Starting point is 02:39:42 This is confusing. He's got questions. How can this one be confusing? Okay. You're bobbing for apples. You want me to come rub that out for him? Rub it out for him, Brando. I'll be all right.
Starting point is 02:39:59 Ben, have you ever bobbed? Whoever removes more apples wins. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this. That does feel good. Ben, have you ever bobbed? Whoever removes more apples wins. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this. It does feel good. Thank you, Brandon.
Starting point is 02:40:11 Yep, get it out. Get it out. I think we have our own bucket. Yeah, I think so. It's just tightening it up. It's just tightening it up a lot. All right. You need this one, Ben.
Starting point is 02:40:22 You need this one, Mincy. This is very important. So how many, like, what are the rules? It's going to be. Bob for the apples. What did we say the time was, TJ? So when you bob for the apple, like, you just put your face down and grab it? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:35 And only use your mouth. He's fucking with us. You put your mouth and then you drop it and you get another one? He's fucking with us. He's fucking with us. They have three minutes to get as many apples as they can. How long do we have? Three minutes. Three minutes. That's with us They have three minutes to get really apples as they can how long we have three minutes That's a long time three minutes to get a bobbin crapples is hard as fuck. It's very hard. It's really really hard Don't put your face in no testing say about your sorry no testing until we say go I understand all right so
Starting point is 02:41:00 This is gonna be a lot. This looks like it's a lot harder. It's very really hard this looks like it's a lot harder than it looks. It's really hard. This looks like it's a lot harder than it looks. How cold is this water? Who do you think the MVP is going to be? Jerry, it's on your whistle. TJ, are you ready? I am ready. All right, we are ready. Wait, are there mics on this?
Starting point is 02:41:17 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are they wearing mics that are going to break if they do this? Are you wearing mics? Are you wearing mics that could break? Let's take their mics off. Let's take their mics off. Take their mics off. Good call, TJ.
Starting point is 02:41:30 We've broken enough tech equipment. You know what? Take off the Kinect thing, too. You don't need that for this. Take off the bras. Bras off. Bras off. Competitors, bras off.
Starting point is 02:41:42 Yeah. Melvin's here. All right. This is not good. Thisvin's here. Alright. This is not... This is our... Huh. Okay. I...
Starting point is 02:41:53 What? I have one quick question. Yeah. Does the apple have to be removed by my mouth? Yeah. Yeah. What on earth? You can only use your mouth.
Starting point is 02:42:02 You can't use your mouth. You can't use your head. You can't use your mouth. You can't use your head. You can't use your chin. No chin. Yeah. All right. We're ready. Mets goes very quickly.
Starting point is 02:42:16 Oh, he's like, is he going to drown himself? Well, this is really hard to do. Yeah, there's a technique to it. There's a trick to it, but it's tough. Yeah, you got to. Once one of them figures it out... Oh, wow, Mets is going deep. That's what I do.
Starting point is 02:42:28 Goddamn, man. Mets. Mets is... Mets is at the bottom. Oh, no. He's trying to drown himself. Oh, Clever got one. Clever got one.
Starting point is 02:42:44 Mets. Huge one. Mets. That's what he's doing. Holy shit. Clever got one. Clever got one. It's a huge one. That's what he's doing. What is going on? Did Mintz get one? No. I think he got two. Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:42:55 Come on, Mintz. Get in there, Mintz. Come on. Uh-oh. Clever's killing it. Uh-oh. Mintz, where are you going? Where are you going?
Starting point is 02:43:04 Somebody pull him out of there! Yes! Yay! Go Mintz! You got it, buddy. There he goes! He's on fire! Mintz has figured it out. There's little chunks of apples starting to float around in Mintz's.
Starting point is 02:43:22 Oh! Oh, what? Oh, he's gonna drown! Get gonna drown get him out of there bud his shoulders are wet wow what a clever four to three oh my god he's on the bottom again Oh Mincy it's insane what he's doing Oh my god! Like a dog! Look at him! Oh! Oh my god! What a run! Feet up! Feet one airport! Oh my god!
Starting point is 02:44:14 He's standing on his head! Oh my god! Doing gymnastics! Oh my god! He's flinging them out of the box! Oh my god! Holy shit! What a comeback! He's not even having time to breathe! Oh my god! Holy shit! What a comeback! He's not even taking time to breathe! He's ripping them out! He's ripping them out!
Starting point is 02:44:30 He's unparalleled run! Oh! Another one! Oh my god! Holy shit! Holy shit! Come on, Ben! Oh! Fucking natural! He's been- He's to get every apple.
Starting point is 02:44:49 Yeah. Oh, what a performance. There's no way. This is the most incredible reports I've ever seen. Come on, get them all. Get them all. 14 seconds.
Starting point is 02:45:01 There's one apple left. Clear the board. Come on, he's got to be like drowning. Seven seconds. There's one apple left. Clear the board. Come on, Minty. He's got to be drowning. Seven seconds. Five. He did it. He played club.
Starting point is 02:45:13 He did it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How about them apples, Mintz? Holy shit. Don't slip, for the love of God. Don't let that man slip. I've never seen a performance like that in my life.
Starting point is 02:45:31 I thought he was going to get zero for like 30 seconds. Yeah, he was down. Oh, my God. That's adapted. I need that full clip. I've never seen anyone. I thought Mincy was fucked. So did I.
Starting point is 02:45:43 Yeah, it felt like he was going to get none. And then he just went insane. Holy shit. Look how wet they are. Look how wet Clever is. Yeah, we can get you different shirts. That was incredible. Yeah, we're going to have to.
Starting point is 02:46:04 These are two. All right. Okay. Yeah, we're going to have to. These are two. All right, okay, yeah, go change. Both of you guys go change. Lucas has the pants. Yeah, we'll get towels. This is going to be Gene Kelsen. Unbelievable. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:46:19 I thought they'd each maybe get four at best. I thought Mincy was dead in the water, and then he just found it. And honestly, if we had done like a 10-foot tank, he would have gotten to the bottom of the 10-foot tank. He would have done it. He was like, he was going deeper. Holy shit. Than any man has ever gone.
Starting point is 02:46:37 The fling of the apple out of the thing. He flung it off the tarp. But he wasn't even breathing when he put his head out. He was probably just unconscious almost. Can we watch a replay while they get dry? He didn't breathe the entire time. He didn't regain his breath. I do feel like he blacked out and went into a zone at one point.
Starting point is 02:46:56 He did. 10 to 9 going into the gauntlet. Best case scenario. So Chris Glummer gets to eliminate one piece of the gauntlet of his choosing. And then I also, who should go first? Or should we let Clemmer, because he won, decide? He has the advantage. He gets to decide.
Starting point is 02:47:15 If he wants to go first or second. He knows the time to beat. Definitely want to go second. Yeah. We're going to need to do some court maintenance here. Yeah, that was. I'm going to go help. That was.
Starting point is 02:47:25 Wow. One of the more impressive performances I'm going to go help. That was. Wow. One of the more impressive performances I've ever seen through injury. Truly incredible. Yep. A where were you moment. He tapped into something deep down. I need that full clip, Steven. I just need.
Starting point is 02:47:36 I'm going to watch that tonight. I already know. I'm going to get in bed tonight. I'm just going to pull it up and I'm just going to laugh my ass off. What do you look at? It looks so funny. He's so funny. He's so deep.
Starting point is 02:47:50 So deep. His feet started coming up. It's fucking natural. Head's falling down. He's gonna get every apple. What a performance. Look at the screenshot of Humpstead. Hold on. He's going to get every apple. What a performance. Look at the screenshot of Humpstead.
Starting point is 02:48:06 I know. That's what I'm laughing at. Come on, get them all. Shout out whoever got clear tanks. Clem said the apples are now bobbing for mincing. He's got to be like
Starting point is 02:48:18 drowning. Oh my God. What a performance. Wow. This has been one of my favorite days of my life. Easily of the life. I can't wait.
Starting point is 02:48:36 I'm already anticipating next year's Clemmer vs. Minces. They might end up hating each other. We're going to add events. Holy shit. All of my homes is submerged. Not a letter drive. Can you pull up the hub screenshot?
Starting point is 02:48:59 It is the side by side. Oh, look at this. Clever. Doesn't even have his nose wet. He just went full bully mode. Oh, man. Proud of both the boys. Really am.
Starting point is 02:49:19 Both of them have won today in the fact that they just did everything and did it as hard as they could. Yeah, he tweeted one of his heads on the floor. He's trying to contort himself, his whole body into that. He's trying to fit into it. The second... Look at the
Starting point is 02:49:39 right. How did he do that? Jack McCarthy screenshot. Doing a somersault into it. How did he do that? Jack McCarthy. Screenshot. Doing a somersault into him. We could have just bobbed for apples. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:49:57 Holy shit. We almost lost him. What a champion. He's just gone through the ringer, man. He's just... And Clemmer, too. It feels like Clemmer cut his finger like seven hours ago. Yeah. He's been fighting through it.
Starting point is 02:50:13 And now it all comes down to the gauntlet. Clemmer... Now, do you think Clemmer should... Should we give him any advice? I know he can't shoot basketball, but I would take away the... No, I think basketball for sure. You need to let him take away whatever he thinks he's worst at. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:50:27 But it's only one basketball shot. They're separate. Clemmer hasn't done the Gallant. Never. No. Mincy has. Once. We've had him do it, right?
Starting point is 02:50:35 I don't know what to expect. I don't either. Also, Clemmer has a distinct advantage in Sporkle. I don't know. I don't know. Mincy's pretty... If he gets right categories, he'll be fine. But Mincy gets... Should sports one but Mincy gets
Starting point is 02:50:45 should we make him do the same I was about to ask do we want to yes should we blindfold and lock one away and they'll do the same
Starting point is 02:50:52 great idea TJ great idea okay he has to put the paint blindfold back on yep that's a great idea
Starting point is 02:50:59 I knew this would be good but this is Steven you want to go set up the gauntlet I love that it was 10 to 9. This is so perfect. It was so deep. It was so deep.
Starting point is 02:51:13 It was so goddamn deep. And if you had asked me in the first 30 seconds if we could have live bet that, I would have put my life savings on Connor. Was it 4-0? Yeah, and then Mincy just found something. And he figured out the physics. And he just went bang, bang,
Starting point is 02:51:28 bang, bang. Like a fucking. His run. He might be the one of the, the more elite bobbers. Yes. In the world.
Starting point is 02:51:36 He was like a bulldog getting tennis balls. It was insane. It was animalistic. Yeah, it was. He was just flipping his hair. Two of his apples made it almost to the draft kings logo they went spider to kick them back to the tarp i've never seen anything like it incredible what a day oh my god. Oh man.
Starting point is 02:52:06 Okay. The gauntlet. Do we have any other ads TJ or no? I think we're good. Alright. Awesome. That scrolling Twitter's great right now too because I say this kindly but Mincy is the perfect person to screenshot still of and there's just my whole timeline is nothing but hilarious.
Starting point is 02:52:22 Trending on Twitter again. Mincy shots. He's just. Is he trending? Yeah. Everything about him. Twitter again. Mincy shots. He's just. Is he trending? Yeah, everything about him. Oh, yep, he's trending. He's trending. He's been it so many times in his life.
Starting point is 02:52:31 I think once a week. He trends more than anyone. Yeah. Oh, my God. This picture. Hold on, TJ. I'll send it to you. This is incredible.
Starting point is 02:52:49 Oh. Oh. This is incredible. This is incredible. My body's in pain. Incredible. A truly aware-were-you moment. All right. So we'll let... at this a man possessed look at that picture nick look at that picture oh my god there were so many chunks he was biting so hard There's multiple times where he had to have just bit through and had the bite of apple. He ate a whole apple while doing that. They're goalie for each other. Yeah, they're goalie for each other.
Starting point is 02:53:31 Oh, shit. So they will goalie. As soon as he's done. As soon as, yeah, we'll see who wants to go first. We'll get him off. Yep. Yep. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:53:45 Okay, here comes our first competitor back, ready for the gauntlet. Cool. He does look cool. So, wait, same sweat? How do you dry those sweats? It's the same sweats. So, Clemmer, you don't have to mic. No.
Starting point is 02:54:01 They don't need mics for this. Here he is. Okay, here need mics for this. Here he is. Wow. Mincy battling an injury. Mincy, I don't think you fully understand what... That was one of the most impressive performances I've ever seen in my entire life. That was like... We need to get the picture, The Wilt Chamberlain picture
Starting point is 02:54:25 What What changed The first like 30 seconds I couldn't grip it At first I was like not able to get around it And then I figured out the leverage point on it I was going too far on the apple But I figured out if you just went like
Starting point is 02:54:45 a little bit down and just went hard and clamped it i could grip it yeah and so once i figured out like i didn't actually have to get like huge depth on it i just had to like squeeze it real tight i like had it yep but almost like you know when the ones got real far away i felt like you know you had to come up for air yeah but like it was weird because at first i was like totally lost but then once i figured out the first one i just had it you were down four nothing yeah and then i i mean i got them all yeah every single hall got every one of them yeah you might be the one of the best bobbers on earth on earth you learn something new every day for damn sure we learned i don't know how to cook grilled cheese and i'm good at bobbing for all right so boys plumber how yeah how you feel like
Starting point is 02:55:21 just the first time i feel like in this game where I've lost because of strategy. You know what I mean? I feel like I've done pretty well strategy-wise. And I just never figured it out, man. I really tried. I just could never. I used my teeth, but then I didn't. You had the leverage.
Starting point is 02:55:35 I never got it. I don't know. I just like it. I couldn't believe it. I was beating him. And at one point, I heard you guys go, it's tied up. I'm like, are you kidding me? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:55:42 Mincy started just diving into the tub. I did too. I was covered. He almost drowned. All'm like, are you kidding me? Yeah. Mincy started just diving into the tub. I did too. I was covered. He almost drowned. All right, so gauntlet time. Clemmer. Yep. What will you be eliminating from the gauntlet?
Starting point is 02:55:53 One of the three points. Okay. So you only have to make one three-point shot. Refresher on the gauntlet. We will give a refresher on the gauntlet. The question is, though, Clemmer, because you have won, you get to decide whether you want to go first or second. I'd like to go second okay that's smart so gauntlet Brandon will be with you the whole time in case you get confused okay it is hitting one cornhole shot it is scoring one goal and the
Starting point is 02:56:17 goal works you see the three balls out there right now Clemmer is the goalie right yep you shoot you you have to shoot those three balls sequentially but but as soon as you shoot all three, you can score from anywhere. So you can then get a ball and get right up close. Okay. On the basketballs? Yep. Okay.
Starting point is 02:56:33 So shoot three threes, and if you don't hit any of them, it's going to be a goal. No, no, no. Soccer. Soccer ball. Soccer ball. But you only have to make one. You only have to make one. But after the three are used up, you can go anywhere you want.
Starting point is 02:56:43 You can get close, and you can shoot any of the balls. Okay. Then you have to any of the balls. Okay. Then you have to hit a home run. Okay. Throwing it to yourself. The bat and the wiffle balls are right there. Home run is just above this studio. Got it.
Starting point is 02:56:53 So it's not like you have to hit the ceiling, but, yeah, it can hit anything above this studio as a home run. Okay. Then you have to throw the football from where it's at right now and hit over one of the body armor bottles. Okay. You have to get your own rebound on that. Got it.
Starting point is 02:57:08 And it can't be hits the wall and bounces back. Yeah, it's going to be square. That one you should also remember, like if a body armor bottle falls down but you didn't hit it, you have to put it back up. Or you don't have to, but you should because it gives you a better chance. I'm sorry. My brain's fried. I don't understand that body armor part.
Starting point is 02:57:24 I'm sorry. Brandon, why don't you go through the whole thing? Yeah, yeah. Watch. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be giggling all fucking day. All day. All day.
Starting point is 02:57:36 All right. It's an eight and a half out of ten. Pain? Pain? Vince, he's really hurting. You need another banana? Oh, perhaps. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:57:55 I don't smoke anymore, but I feel like I need a cigarette after this. Show them, Brandon. Show them the ball. Do the ball a couple times. Yeah, do it. No, no, but just do it and show them because they're gonna get confused I meant sure I meant show with the football. Yeah, I think that hit the bottle. Brandon will judge.
Starting point is 02:58:36 Yeah, can't be off the wall. Can't hit the table. It's got to hit the bottle. And then it's a three-point shot. Come in here. You only have to do it once. You have to do it twice. Here, three. As soon as you hit a three, you go down there and hit a three.
Starting point is 02:58:51 Then get in there. Okay. All right. They got to reset the balls, right? My only thing, after I do the cornhole, can somebody move the cornhole box? No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
Starting point is 02:59:04 And then the final part of the gauntlet is Sporkle. So the Sporkle quiz. Yeah. Sit down in your seat. Sporkle. Wait, so Clemmer, Sporkle is, you know how Sporkle works, right? All you have to do is get 10 right, and you can do it in any of the categories. You just have to yell them out, TJ will type, and that's your time.
Starting point is 02:59:24 Now, the other thing is Clemmer, we're going to use the same sporkle so it's even. So the minute that he scores a goal, we're going to have Steven get you off and get you. Steven, take Clemmer like down the hallway so he can't hear anything
Starting point is 02:59:39 for the sporkle. Oh, is it the same sporkle? Same sporkle. Okay. I'm with you the whole time. Cornhole. Soccer. Baseball. Baseball.
Starting point is 02:59:51 Football. Basketball. Basketball. Basketball three. Basketball three. Sporkle. And for record keeping, these count those times are not official. These are non-official times.
Starting point is 03:00:04 I'll make sure you're steered. I'll steer you. Okay. Not yet. What a day. What a day. And it all comes down to this. Mincy confidence levels.
Starting point is 03:00:24 He's got a quad. And it all comes down to this. Mincy confidence levels. He is. It's just this quad game. He's got a quad. He's got a quad. He's got a quad. I mean, I don't have to run too much. No, no. How did he?
Starting point is 03:00:33 What happened with the quad? I missed it. Ramp. During the RC. Yeah, he got DQ'd. Oh, shoot. We're ready out here. All right.
Starting point is 03:00:43 Mincy, this is it, man. This is it So I can't Until he I can't touch Did the footballs get reset? No Brandon reset the football
Starting point is 03:00:52 Good call Good eye Katie Yep This is gonna be great I have no idea what to expect here I mean Clemmer definitely has a distinctive advantage When he hit one three This is going to be great. I have no idea what to expect here. I mean, Clemmer definitely has a distinctive advantage. He'll only have to hit one three.
Starting point is 03:01:10 I've been shooting pretty good lately. Yeah, and Clemmer I don't think will be. The quad. With the quad, it's going to be tough. All right. All comes down to this. All right. Are we ready, TJ? How many concurrence do we have, TJ?
Starting point is 03:01:19 It's like 28,000. Not too shabby. Pretty crazy. Okay. Here we go. TJ, shabby. Pretty crazy. Okay. Here we go. TJ, you ready? On your go.
Starting point is 03:01:30 Okay. We need him to hit this early. Three, two, one, go. It's gauntlet time. It's gauntlet time. It's gauntlet time. Hey, no helping on Sporkle. No. No words.
Starting point is 03:01:43 No words at all. Okay. Uh-oh. Oh, he's struggling a little bit here. There he goes. There we go, Benson. Hey, no helping on Sporkle. No words. No words at all. Oh, he's struggling a little bit here. There he goes. With a hurt quad, he's doing the best he can. It's going to be tough to kick. One of the far ball. Right through Clemmer's tiny little leg.
Starting point is 03:02:01 Uh-oh. He's got a hitch. Okay, a grounder. He's done this a couple times now. Okay. No. Close. That's got to be it.
Starting point is 03:02:15 Football, football. Great start. Almost, almost. He's running back for a second throw. The ultimate underdog, Ben Mintz. Got it! Oh, my God. He's on fire right now. Let's go, Ben Mintz.
Starting point is 03:02:31 This is going to be big. Huge. This is going to be big. Come on, Mintzy. Oh, I thought that was in. This bodes well. This plumber still has to hit one of these. A little to the left.
Starting point is 03:02:44 Come on, Mintzy. Watch that cornhole behind you when you get it. Oh, no. His plumber still has to hit one of these. A little to the left. Come on, Minty. Watch that cornhole behind you when you get it. Oh, no. I know. Nobody let him trip over the cornhole. Oh, no. He just got a ball from the opposite side of the rack.
Starting point is 03:02:56 I saw that. Did you see what he's doing? Yes. Did you see what he's doing? Yes. He's going around. He's going around the rack. Why? Why?
Starting point is 03:03:03 What is he doing? What is he doing? That's the one. Why is he doing that? around going around the rock why why oh come on he said he was shooting well relax yep still watch out for the cornhole watch out watch out for the cornhole oh my god let's see you get a ball from the rack. I can't. Second shot. Second three-pointer.
Starting point is 03:03:36 Close. Oh! Sporkle! Sporkle! He comes limping in. It's like when Orpheus was running to the helicopter. Okay. All right. Ten correct answers.
Starting point is 03:03:49 All right, what's the question? All those. All those. You can answer any of them. Any in any order. Blues, choose. Literally any of them. First name of Hardy Boys.
Starting point is 03:04:00 Jeff and Matt. Original rock band name. Guitar, bass, drums uh saxophone maybe uh starters for what team is that dream redeem team oh a 2008 redeem carmelo kobe lebron tim duncan oh he made uh uh who else is freaking good um damn it uh who else is on that five food groups okay five oh uh dairy wheat uh vegetables fruit meat uh time 302 that's tough to beat that is tough to beat. A three-point shouldn't kill me. Yeah. Okay. Well done, Mincy.
Starting point is 03:04:48 Mincy, get out there in the goal. I'm going to have to stop some shots here. That frigging goal in the three. Okay, 3-0-2. 3-0-2, that's great. That's a time the Clemmer can absolutely beat. He kicked an absolute laser at Clemmer. Right between his legs, right?
Starting point is 03:05:05 Went right through him. Yeah. Okay. Let's get our second competitor. It's for $2,500. This is going to be close, I think. I think it's going to be very close. Clemmer took away one three. One three. He only has to hit one. I I think. I think this will be very close. Clemmer took away 1-3.
Starting point is 03:05:25 1-3. He only has to hit one time. I'm worried. I think Clemmer needed, in my head, a little higher of a time. Like four minutes? But I don't know what he's capable of. I just don't know. The Sporkle seems, I don't want to say easy, but it is.
Starting point is 03:05:43 That was very easy. But I don't know how this bodes well. I don't know how it bodes for Clemmer. I didn't see many Clemmer categories. If you can find the right categories, I think you can rip through them pretty quickly. He's saying he's nervous. Clemmer, Clemmer, no matter what happens, you showed yourself
Starting point is 03:06:01 you showed value. This was good. I know. I know. $2,500 showed yourself. You showed value. This was good. I know. I know. $2,500 on the line. Think positive. All right. It all comes down to this. Is the football set?
Starting point is 03:06:17 Oh, yeah. Good call. I want both of these guys to win. Football and wiffle ball bat set. We got to get the football back out there. Oh, yeah. The bottles. Clemmer is pacing. This is big.
Starting point is 03:06:35 He's getting his mind right. Oh, shit. Come here. Let me talk to you. I need the highlight tape of this. Yep. I mean, it's, yeah. Zenless. Oh, he's stretching the quad.
Starting point is 03:06:46 Mincy's stretching the quad. He's giving him little tips. Clemmer, who came out here on the drop of a hat last night. All right, let's go, Clemmer. Come on, Clemmer. Both of these guys. I want to get in front of this. The chat is accusing Nick of having helped Mincy with the sporkle there.
Starting point is 03:07:07 He did help him a little. By reading the... Yeah, we said no. All right, I'll say the same thing to Clemmer as soon as he sits down. What are you reading? I said the five food groups. Right here, right here. Yeah, I didn't say...
Starting point is 03:07:16 We'll still tell Clemmer, too. Yeah. Shit. Sorry, chat. I forgive you. Thank you. I don't forgive Titus. No, not at all.
Starting point is 03:07:25 He's an osmosis. I was torn up. I seriously thought Mincy was like, I thought it was like a serious broken orbital. Now that I see that he's a little bit better. He's a mess right now. Yeah, he's got this. He's a competitor.
Starting point is 03:07:37 He's nervous. All right. You ready, TJ? Hey, you can step up. I'm ready. Okay. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 03:07:45 Don't blow on it, Cl can step up. All right, I'm ready. Okay, okay. All right. Don't blow it, Clemmer. Oh. Mincy talking shit. All right, here we go. Oh, shit. $2,500. Mr. State and I help. Three, two, one, go.
Starting point is 03:07:58 All right. Okay. There you go. It all comes down to this. I know. He's off. Okay, he's off. They're sliding off.
Starting point is 03:08:04 Off. Oh, close. You's off. They're sliding off. Oh, close. You're getting there, Clemmer. Come on, Clemmer. Same time as before. Come on, Clemmer. Oh, no. Come on, Clemmer. Come on, Clemmer.
Starting point is 03:08:14 He needs a little more. Oh, there he goes. There you go. There you go. There you go. All right, kick again. Uh-oh. Get him those balls.
Starting point is 03:08:25 All right. Go,. Uh-oh. Get him those balls. All right. Go, man. From anywhere. There it is. There it is. Baseball. Baseball, baseball, baseball. Good time.
Starting point is 03:08:37 Uh-oh. Same ball. Uh-oh. There it is. The ball. What a shot. What a shot. Very hard, though. Oh, close. What a shot. Very hard, though.
Starting point is 03:08:46 Oh, close. Get the ball. Come on, Clemmer. You got a great time going. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Starting point is 03:08:51 Nope. Nope. Get the ball. Get the ball. Get the ball. Calm down, Clemmer. Calm down. Yes.
Starting point is 03:09:00 Three-pointer. He can do it. He can do it. He just needs one. He just needs one. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. That's fine. Keep shooting. Don't wait.
Starting point is 03:09:08 Oh, come on, Clemmer. You're doing great, Clemmer. That was a good one. Oh, so close. Come on, find it, Clemmer. Deep breath. That's helpful. Ah! Keep going.
Starting point is 03:09:24 Oh, Mincy's yelling nope behind him. These guys don't like the show. Everyone looks online. Yes! In here! Put on your glasses. Five food groups. There we go.
Starting point is 03:09:38 There you go. Wait, you guys talk in the mic. Here, here, here. Talk in the mic. You're fine, you're fine. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there.
Starting point is 03:09:44 I pray talking to Joe Namath. alan iverson carmelo anthony uh octopussy oh where things aren't popping up um steve um what did i say? Allen Iverson. Not right. Okay. Five food groups. Joe Namath, Fran Tarkington, Brett Favre,
Starting point is 03:10:15 Eli Manning, Wheat, Dairy. You said Favre as well. Yeah, Brett Favre. Dairy, meat. How many more do I need? Two more.
Starting point is 03:10:29 Fruits, vegetables, bread. How many more do I need? He got it! He did it! He did it! Wow. Holy shit. Wow. So shit. Wow.
Starting point is 03:10:45 Yeah. So close. Yeah. Oh, my God. 2.37. Wow. Clemmer, I'm impressed. I'm impressed.
Starting point is 03:10:55 I didn't think you'd do it. Wow. Great work. Great work, Clemmer. Oh, my God. Incredible. Incredible. Yep. Anmer. Oh, my God. Incredible. Incredible. An embrace of two gladiators.
Starting point is 03:11:09 Sit back down. Sit back down, boys. Oh, boys. I was nervous the whole time. You are. Great game for sure. No losers in this. And I don't have to pay Mississippi State and I owe money.
Starting point is 03:11:20 Clemmer, $2,500 cash to your pocket right now. Here it is. Thank you, Dan. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Incredible competitor. Incredible day.
Starting point is 03:11:31 Mincy redeemed. Yes. Mincy redeemed. Mincy was a warrior. Got hit in the eye. His claw was bothering him. He didn't complain. I would love to play him again in this.
Starting point is 03:11:40 Yes. He is. You are. In an arena. Don't you worry, Cliff. This is now a barstool tentpole. It's its own franchise. Minzy was awesome. This is so funny.
Starting point is 03:11:53 We got Chiklitz. We got Clemmer versus Minzy. Pardon my take. I'm going to have to work on my grilled cheese for next year. Yeah. Boys, that was a blast. Most entertaining thing I've ever seen. Thank you, guys. Everyone likes Spider. Yeah. Boys, that was a blast. Most entertaining thing I've ever seen. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 03:12:05 Everyone likes Spider. Yeah, absolutely. Gary, all the production people like. I felt like I was in like a game. It was the funnest game show ever. Thank you so much, guys. That was so much fun. Yes. And now, you do have to get in the tub. That's actually fitting because of my quad.
Starting point is 03:12:21 That probably feels good. So, okay. They're going to put some ice water in there right now. Is there water in there, Spider? Oh, they have a full one. Alright, we're ready to go. Do I just like... Yeah, get in there.
Starting point is 03:12:35 Just take my shoes off? Yeah, drop your drawers. Yeah, drop your drawers. Get in there. Get in the tub. I've given out too many thrills already. You're a warrior, Mincy. Make sure you take that sports bra off. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 03:12:50 Clemmer, congrats. I feel so good. A drop of a hat flies out. I appreciate Dan obviously getting the money, but I really wanted to win. I feel so good that I won. It was incredible. Mincy was awesome. Like, just, I don't know.
Starting point is 03:13:04 Like, Mincy, he was in New York when I was in New York. We didn't, but we never really crossed paths at the time. But, like, he really earned my respect today. Oh, yeah. Titus, you helped him redeem himself. That was actually the best case scenario. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:13:18 You also kind of changed the game when you took Mincy's eye out. I threw a football and hit him right in the eye. I fucking rocketed a him right in the eye. Right in the eye. I fucking rocketed a football right in his face. Did you say, hey, dork, before you threw it? Oh, my God. No, like 10 minutes after that, it felt like he might not ever see out of that eye again. I thought that was very, very serious. Just a pretty light football. As it turns out, he's all right. Might not ever see out of that eye again. Yeah. I was like, I thought that was very, very serious. And then.
Starting point is 03:13:46 Just a pretty light football. Yeah. As it turns out, he's all right. So. Just an incredible, incredible day. I'm riding high. I am too. What a Friday.
Starting point is 03:13:55 I know. God. Like, I'm, I think I might just put, like, one of those big countdown clocks in my. God damn it, I can't. I think I'm going to have to put down one of those college football countdown clocks just waiting for the next Minsky and Klemmer day. It's going to be a national holiday. I did a tweet this summer. I can't wait for Minsky and Klemmer. Yeah, I can't wait for Mincing Clumber I can't wait for Mincing Clumber
Starting point is 03:14:26 At what point did you guys know it was historic? The grilled cheese No, it was the rope for me No, wait Brilliant When he broke the camera The camera I forgot about that
Starting point is 03:14:42 He broke the $13,000 camera. The flag football poll was when it went from like, okay, they're doing a combine to holy shit. Yup, this is something special. And I love that when he, a very obvious trip and slow fall to the ground. He came, he's like, I dove after. It was a diving play. Can someone support him getting in it? What did you say, Mincy?
Starting point is 03:15:03 Can I fit in his thing? Yeah, just get your feet in. Just get your legs in. Hell, even the bench press, event number two, was Mincy knocking out 60-something in the clear. The opening games mattered so much. Yeah, very few of these won it. Yeah, that won it.
Starting point is 03:15:21 You would have been screwed with the next three. All right, go ahead, get in, Mincy. It's the perfect format. There were very few that didn't deliver. Jennifer Love Hewitt, or no, that won it. You would have been screwed. All right, go ahead. Get in, Mincy. The perfect format. There were very few that didn't deliver. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or no, who was it? That's who I thought it was. Joan Hart.
Starting point is 03:15:30 That's Joan Hart. That's who I thought it was. I didn't even think. I don't think I heard either. Wow. That's awesome. Incredible. Next year is going to be even better.
Starting point is 03:15:40 Yeah. We'll add things. We'll keep things. It was fun being a surprise. Yeah. We'll just, we'll add things. We'll keep things. It was fun being a surprise. Yeah. I like that. You didn't know it was going to come. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:15:51 All right, go ahead. Get in. Okay, tip now? Yeah, yeah. What caught on fire on the grilled cheese? Was it the metal pan? It was everything. I think there was so much butter.
Starting point is 03:16:00 It ain't near as bad as I thought. Get your ass down farther. Yeah, get down. Okay, now it's getting bad. I don't know if he's going to. Oh, does he not fit in the can? He't near as bad as I thought. Get your ass down farther. Yeah, get down as far. Okay, now it's getting bad. I don't know if he's gonna. Oh, does he not fit in the can? He can go as far as it fits. I'm going as far as I can.
Starting point is 03:16:09 I've just got a wide body. That's fine. It's y'all's fault for not having a tub out here. That's fine. What's the time he needs? Oh boy. I set the timer. This is getting-
Starting point is 03:16:20 Three minutes. Okay, this is getting a little rough. You gotta get to- Fire. It's good for the quad. Trying to fit it in. Okay, this is getting a little rough. You gotta get this. It's good for the quad. It's good for the quad. Okay, okay, we can do this. Mine never matter. I got it, I got it.
Starting point is 03:16:34 He is, he's tough. Ooh, that actually kinda feels good, Brandon. Okay, shaking a little bit. Right, we can do it. You're doing good, Brandon. Okay. Shaking a little bit. All right, we can do it. What's our time? We got two minutes left. What?
Starting point is 03:16:55 Breathe. Why? You're right, that was stupid. Yeah, that was... We put more of his body in the freezing cold water. He's got as much as he can put in there. That's y'all's fault for not having a tub. I could have laid out a tub. I could have laid out a tub. Breathe. It's still better than giving the States an ale fund.
Starting point is 03:17:26 No, we'll do that too. Yeah, no, I'm definitely going to do that. He still owes something for the Egg Bowl. Still don't. Well, I've been helping you the whole fucking way out. I'm not going to shit over on you right now. Please subscribe, by the way, everyone who's watching. Please subscribe.
Starting point is 03:17:44 That would help a lot If you subscribe to all of our channels Please do that right now Hit the upvote We appreciate it My wife's very happy Dan We're gonna have a nice weekend away now Let's go
Starting point is 03:17:55 How much time? Time Two minutes We got Fifty five seconds Fifty five seconds We knew it We're gonna make it after all
Starting point is 03:18:03 We should probably like dump this out on him Or something outside maybe Yeah maybe Yeah in the back Yeah Yeah should probably dump this out on him or something outside maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, in the back. Yeah. Yeah, let's dump it out on him in the back. He's done enough. Fifty seconds.
Starting point is 03:18:15 One minute. You could just go in the parking lot. That'd be perfect. Forty-five seconds. It's starting to get a little painful, it looks like. 40 seconds. 22 seconds. I got the time right here.
Starting point is 03:18:37 This is like the laps when we ran 10K. Just like time just keeps changing. Oh, you wanted me to just add time? 10 seconds. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. A minute and 30 left. Close? Time.
Starting point is 03:18:53 Time. Get out of there, Mincy. Nice job, Mincy. Good job, Mincy. Can't feel his legs. All right. All right. Woo! Can't really feel my legs right now. That's a good thing.
Starting point is 03:19:09 Yeah. All right. Let's spin our wheel. Oh, please just be dry. Oh, my God. This is wet. If that's wet, we should keep that. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 03:19:23 No. All right. All righty. Oh, shit. No. No. All right. All righty. Might as well. Might as well. Oh, it's a mousetrap. Make sure Clemmer and Mincy are on there. Yep.
Starting point is 03:19:35 Stars of the show. Brandon. No. No. It landed on mousetrap. Yeah, it did. It really did. Yep.
Starting point is 03:19:43 That's fine. Where do you want to dump it? You want to dump it on me? I said no. All right, let's spin it. I was going to jump in there if I lost. Mousetrap. What is he doing?
Starting point is 03:19:56 No, that's it. He's just... Why was he told to stand there? Spider told him to stand there until he got him a towel. All right, Mincy, come back here. He's refusing the mousetrap. If he gets mousetrap. We just can't have that.
Starting point is 03:20:14 Oh, we can't have that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Spider and Jerry. There we go. All right. Spin it up Let it rip Eliminator or no? Eliminator
Starting point is 03:20:34 Okay We'll just keep spinning it TJ See ya Donnie What a show What's going on here? Loser has to put their finger in a mousetrap. Dude, I... I'm with you, buddy.
Starting point is 03:20:51 There you go, Brandon. Brandon? Been too close to me twice. It's going to be me. Yeah, you can't be nervous now. I don't think a mousetrap would affect you in any way right now, Vince. KB. Go.
Starting point is 03:21:03 Clemmer might die, though. I'll be all right. How many mousetraps? Just one? Just one. Go. Clemmer might die, though. I'll be alright. How many mousetraps? Just one? Just one. Yeah, Clemmer's finger might snap in half. Oh, Clemmer. Clemmer might trap the trap. Thank you, Will. There you go. Will is just.
Starting point is 03:21:20 Yeah, the Will almost fired Clemmer once. Oh, yeah, that's right. So, we're just knocking out all the heavy hitters. Yeah. It would be, if the wheel is just, there's one name that it should hit on. Shay for that terrible question. No. Yeah, it's Shay.
Starting point is 03:21:45 Not the man. Come on, go, go, go, go. No, stay, stay. I think it's Mincy. I think it's Mincy. There you go, Mincy. No, if the wheel's just, it will hit tighter. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:21:55 I think we all know it's going to hit me, yeah. The wheel's been in love with me lately. Good job, Spider. Jay? Dave tweeted a picture of you trending and said, I just can't quit this idiot. God damn it. It's an all-time relationship. That's for sure.
Starting point is 03:22:24 Yeah. You should spend a week With him in Miami Yeah I don't think he wants Me to spend a week With him Never know He goes through phases
Starting point is 03:22:33 Where he likes me So we have an agreement From both of you For the next Mincy Clemmer escapade Would be Sometime in the summer We'll do a solitary confinement
Starting point is 03:22:41 First one to leave Loses Thank you God I meant no chance in that. Okay. I mean, I'm like Dave. I can't wait to see your show. I'm in.
Starting point is 03:22:52 I'm like Dave. I can't. That's like a dance. Amazing. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. Mark, you're being harder on yourself tonight. Oh, it'll come back 1-1.
Starting point is 03:23:05 Where is Jerry? Jerry might have left. Jerry was a good ref today. Both Spiders and Jerry. I was actually surprised I didn't get to 2-1 Jerry. Unbelievable to pull this off in 24 hours. Crazy. Clemmer. Great job.
Starting point is 03:23:20 Thanks for coming. Yeah, it's 2-2. Thanks for coming. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. So much for you. Yeah, it's 2-2. 2-2. 2-2. 2-2. Oh, that's a close one. 2-2.
Starting point is 03:23:38 3-2, Jerry. You need one more, Jer. This is – We got one? Do we have a mousetrap? Oh, yeah. Grab it right there. Right there. Seven. Game seven.
Starting point is 03:23:49 Oh, boy. Game seven. Oh. Oh. Jerry. Damn. Jerry. You got to pretend to be a mouse. Jerry Jerry you gotta pretend to be a mouse you have to pretend to be a little tiny mouse
Starting point is 03:24:11 with your finger just be a little mouse though get a little close ooh I don't want this no this way from where you're coming from little mousey little from. Little mousey. You're a little mousey.
Starting point is 03:24:28 Little mousey. Oh, look at the little mouse. That's a cute little mouse. Oh, he's scared. Go ahead. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 03:24:37 Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. Great job, everyone. What a day.
Starting point is 03:24:49 Thank you, everyone who watched. Thank you to the chat. Everyone, please subscribe. We'll see you everyone Monday. Whew. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straws. Yeah, silence. Hey, throw out. It's the act.
Starting point is 03:25:13 It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, time to talk shop. We're doing Yankees love. It's the act. It's the act. Hey, thanks to everybody that helped out. Caitlin, Paige, Donnie, Spider, Jerry, DJ, Quigs, Jay, Zaw, Connor, Harry, Ryan, Corey, Garrett, and everybody else.
Starting point is 03:26:05 And thank you. Have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Love you else. And thank you. Have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Love you guys. Bye. You guys didn't hear me, but TJ absolutely murdered it today. Shout out to him, man. Coordinating, watching him fucking point people, direct the ship from back here.
Starting point is 03:26:29 Absolutely killed it. So shout out to TJ. The tech crew, too. Also the tech guys and Stephanie.

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