The Yak - Zah Plays KB's Wild For New Golf Clubs | The Yak 8-4-22

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, it's time. All right. It's time. So we got a little business we got to do first. It's a special episode of the Yak. It's KB's Wild featuring. Wait, KB's Wild.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Hosted by you. Hosted by me with help from Nick. Sponsored by KB. Done on Zah. Targeted at Zah. Targeted at Zah. Before we do that, so Roan had to talk to the interns for five minutes. And we're
Starting point is 00:00:52 like, well, we can't leave his seat empty. So for five minutes, we have our good friend Frank. Frank wants to plug his new video, which I loved. I loved Frank. Can we put up his video, TJ? You might have to mute it. You might put up his video, TJ? You might have to mute it, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:08 You might have to mute it, but Frank on his YouTube. Everyone go subscribe to Frank's YouTube. I'm at 25,000 now. Next goal, 30,000. Let's go. Hell yeah, Frank. Oh, Frank. 45.
Starting point is 00:01:20 No, 250,000. Let's go. Well, I go stages. Yeah? When do you want 30 by? I'd like to have 30 by November. There we go. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.
Starting point is 00:01:36 All right, yeah. What will happen? Raw Dog, Sopranos. We have 30 by tomorrow. Homage. I don't know if we can use sound. Woke up. Does it have a song in it?
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yes. Oh, you do this. I love that. Oh, sick. Oh, like seconds at a time? Yeah. Look at that. You're playing in your head.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Is this song about like Killing his wife I think it's eating hot dogs Someone killing a wife Yeah it's eating hot dogs Yeah Frank's just cruising the town He finished one hot dog Tony's special
Starting point is 00:02:14 This is my favorite part Where Frank's like Hey what's going on over here Is that another hot dog I Gotta be honest I I like stood up for myself
Starting point is 00:02:22 It actually is The house where my grandparents lived I put on there Oh really A little Easter egg Lived Gotta be honest. I stood up for myself. It actually is the house where my grandparents lived. I put on there. Oh, really? Little Easter egg. Lived? Well, my grandmother's been gone for 30 years.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Wow. Thanks, big cat. Grandfather? He's been gone for 36 years. Oh, big clock. Stacking years. It's a long-ass time. It doesn't hit as well without the sound.
Starting point is 00:02:48 No, we need the sound. I'm just going to say that right now. I watched it yesterday when you showed it to me, Frank, at your desk, and I loved it. How many hot dogs did you take down in the making of this? Look at this. New Jersey. Lovely New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:03:04 That's a beautiful state. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. What was that? That looked real. That's a beautiful state. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. What was that? That was a... That looked real. That was a double park. That looked... Wait, go back.
Starting point is 00:03:09 That looked... That was not acting. That was not acting. That was not acting. That was something happened. Pure rage. Yeah, that again. Double parkers.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Oh. Double parking on your ass. DP. Yeah. Or Candace and her brother. You know what I got to say about double parkers? I wish you had a stinger missile attached to your ass. DP. Yeah. Or Candice and her brother. You know what I got to say about double parkers?
Starting point is 00:03:26 I wish I wish you had a stinger missile attached to the car and that would shoot him. Get rid of all the double parkers. Murder.
Starting point is 00:03:33 If they were in the car, they'll shoot him. That damn car. Don't double park the spot. Walk. I like that.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Amen. I like that. It is Rutz hut. Hmm. I've been. It's a delight. Rutz hut's a grand slam, is it not? Yes There it is, Rutz Hut. I've been. It's a delight. Rutz Hut's a grand slam, is it not? Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And he's out. Fuck yes. Everyone subscribe, please. Well done, Frank. Well done, Frank. I mean, and got to give a big shout out and thanks to Mikey Betts. Yes, our guy. Who shot and edited the whole thing. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:04:04 We'd appreciate it if you go to Frank's YouTube and watch that video so you can feel the whole thing. Yeah, you can really get immersed in New Jersey. And it's just a little sneak preview of what's coming ahead for the third anniversary episode in a couple of weeks and going on to year four now of raw dogging. Love it.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Year four. We've been raw dogging for that long yes how many how many uh raw dogs well i got i think i've released that at least jeez over 50 and uh i got like uh 20 that have not been released and i'm gonna be shooting more soon i'm i gotta find i gotta just write maybe grab an intern. Maybe I'll do one right after I'm done with the act. Yeah, yeah. What about, have you ever thought about a crossover episode? Only Stans and Raw Doggin'?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah. Glennie? That'd be interesting. It would be interesting. If you brought a hot dog to Glennie's podcast and you just asked the nice young lady, would you like to Raw Dog? And you whip out a hot dog and you do it. Frank, do you have senioritis?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Are you getting sick of the hot dogs? No, I'm not. Not at all? Senioritis on dogs? No fatigue? No fatigue. No fatigue. You don't want to change anything up?
Starting point is 00:05:18 No. It's working. Would you ever go corn dog? I've done corn dogs. Yeah? Okay. Yeah yeah so there's your answer nick put me in my place bitch fucking a man moron all right um well thank you frank we appreciate it everyone go subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe i would love to i would i
Starting point is 00:05:41 mean uh there's so many people that watch the act I mean Let's see Let's see if you can get me To $30,000 tonight That would be Oh Hell yeah I like it I like
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah Yes Alright Here comes Roan Alright See you guys Francis Thank you very much
Starting point is 00:05:57 Frank Frank Fleming Go subscribe right now Hey do you wanna Do you wanna stay Until you get 26 I'll kill you Just kidding I will kill you Go subscribe right now. Hey, do you want to stay until you get 26? I'll kill you.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Just kidding. I will kill you. All right, Frank. Hey. How were the interns? Getting fired up? I actually did, dude. I fucking had them eating out of the palm of my hand. They gave me a standing ovation.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Fuck yeah. They carried me out. What could these be? These are. What a surprise. Pardon my cheese sticks. Available at 200. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Whoa. Whoa. I spent all morning fabricating that. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You guys don't care at all.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Wait, what did Frank the Tank show you guys? He showed us his Sopranos homage, but no sound. So it didn't hit the same way. Everyone's got to go subscribe to his YouTube. Can I get a chicken cheesesteak? Please. You got a buffalo chicken? The chipotle cheesesteak is delicious.
Starting point is 00:07:01 We're out of cheesesteaks. Out of cheesesteaks. I have cheese fries, if anybody would like the cheese fries. I'll take the cheese fries. Yeah. I need a fork'll have cheese sticks. I'll have cheese fries if anybody would like the cheese fries. I'll take the cheese fries. Yeah. I need a fork for my cheese fries.
Starting point is 00:07:09 So that was not a real offer. Yeah, thanks, man. Thank you, Jake. Thank you, Jake. Jake, Jake, Jake. Okay, should we get going? Should we do it? Yeah, let's fire it up.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Are you guys ready? Let's get it out of the way. Let's fire it up. Does it kind of get it out of the way? Yeah, we should probably spin the wheel to get it out of the way. We'll set the stage. I saw Jake fingering a girl at Common Ground.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I remember that. I believe that. I remember when you told me. I don't believe it happened. He's crushing it. And he's such a beast, bro. Regular. He's one of these guys at bar school that just absolutely pulls.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Slays. Pulls. I actually think he has a girlfriend, a very nice woman. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel, and then we'll get going. It was a wild guy song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's rearrange.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Uh-oh. She's going to ruin everything. Okay, we're good. We're good. Okay. Where do we want to start? Do we want to start with what we're playing for? So this might take a while.
Starting point is 00:08:14 We have a lot of games, a lot of twists and turns. Nick has helped me, Quigs and TJ. We had a meeting this morning. Zah actually walked in. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sneaky Zah. It was the four of us sitting in here planning, and Zah was standing in the booth,
Starting point is 00:08:31 and we were talking, and all of a sudden I'm like, wait, can Zah hear us? Nick goes, Zah, and he immediately looks. So you could hear us, Zah. Yeah, say what you want about Zah. He's a cunt. Oh, for sure. No, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:08:43 So I noticed you when I was just over there. It just so happened that I was looking at you. I'm very nervous. You shouldn't be nervous because you can get some clubs today. Should we see the graphic? Here we go. Here's the goal. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:08:58 This is what Zod's playing for. We have a bunch of games. We actually have two wheels. There's going to be an irons wheel that we're going to unveil first and then there's going to be a specialty club wheel where you can get your driver your three wood your five wood your putter and we're going to move them as we go along oh my god as we go along hold on let me get a picture of this. As we go along, we will be adding clubs to the bag. Anything you end up with at the end of the show today, Zah,
Starting point is 00:09:30 I will personally pay for you to get fitted for these clubs. It will be very funny if you end up with no driver or no putter. And then here's the other thing. There are, I believe, TJ, how many slices are there on the wheel, both wheels combined? Is there 11? I believe it's 11 how many slices are there on the wheel, both wheels combined? Is there 11? I believe it's 11. 11.
Starting point is 00:09:48 That's a lot. So there are more clubs, I think, than slices on the wheel, but, Zai, you will have an opportunity to win bonus clubs throughout the competition. And you will have the opportunity to lose clubs you already have. Correct. Oh, no. So there's a lot. So we have two wheels.
Starting point is 00:10:04 The first wheel is the trivia wheel, the irons wheel. The second wheel is the physical challenge wheel where it's the specialty club. Should Zoc come get his fucking swamp juice? Oh, yeah, get your swamp juice. Oh, no. What is in that? This is vodka, Revitalite, and eight Percocet. Oh, the Percys are calling.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Tring, tring. Perk 30s? You'll be back and forth. Back and to and fro. To and fro. Where are those pieces floating in that? I mean, there's Percocet. If you look, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Because if you look closely, there is little like things floating all around in it. All right. Why don't you shake that up? Shake it up. Take a sip. What do you see in there? I mean, this looks gross.
Starting point is 00:10:49 It does. Do you see things in there? There's chunks. It's like sea monkeys. Is that a perky reduction? Perkies? You know when you put too much chlorine in a pool, and then the day after, that white shit that floats at the top?
Starting point is 00:11:04 Yeah. That's what the white shit in here looks like. Same white shit that goes to an old lady's side of mouth. It's kosher. It's good. I even tested it myself. He didn't hate the smell. Maybe taste test it? Mickey.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Okay. Why guan, Mickey? Why guan? It's not that good. It's not horrible. Okay Why Guan How's it taste Why Guan It's Yeah Not that good It's not horrible It's alright
Starting point is 00:11:30 Alright Zah Any last words Before we reveal The first wheel Um I just feel bad About the tweet That I sent out
Starting point is 00:11:40 No It's not good It's not good It's not good It's not good It's not good It's not good It's not good
Starting point is 00:11:42 It's not good It's not good It's not good It's not good I am still angry over that. Let's do it. Let's do it. I love you, Mom.
Starting point is 00:11:49 That's all I got to say. I also will say that there is the daily double Ritz on the wheel. I think it might be on the second wheel. That will be up to everyone. Someone will have to eat a double Ritz. Classic double Ritz. Done by KB. Got you.
Starting point is 00:12:04 There will be a twist on that as well. There's a lot of twists. What do you say, Nick? Since we wrote the double writs part, we probably shouldn't be on the wheel. No, I think... Yeah, that's probably true. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, so... You should be on the wheel twice, just
Starting point is 00:12:20 because you know when it's time. Is Zog gonna scurry back and forth? Yeah, he's gonna scurry back and forth. Shouldn't he just run post-game here? No, there's different... Okay, he has to scurry back and forth? Yeah, he's going to scurry back and forth. Shouldn't he just run postgame here? No, there's different. Okay, he has to be back there? Do you want to do this? No, I just want it to be as good as possible. No, it will. He's going to go back and forth.
Starting point is 00:12:33 He's going to go back and forth. Okay, yeah. He's going to go back and forth. There are some things you can't see on screen. Right. There's some things that maybe everyone here will be dressing in. There's a lot of twists and turns. Dressing in?
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah. Just buckle up. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Buckled. Okay. There's a lot of twists and turns. Dressing in? Yeah. Just buckle up. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Buckled. Okay. Let's go with the first wheel. Let's reveal the first wheel. Now, Zab will be choosing what club he's playing for before he knows the challenge.
Starting point is 00:12:56 So, he'll just see the name. Yes. All right. So, Zab. And these are irons, right? These are irons. You have to pick an iron before we spin the wheel, and that will be what you're playing for. The wheel right now has take a drink, and that will be what you're playing for.
Starting point is 00:13:09 The wheel right now has take a drink, which is simply just take a drink. You don't get a club for that. You don't get a club for that. Hit in caboodle. Arsenal trivia. BC's Wild. BC's Wild inside of the KB's Wild that we're already doing. Correct.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Lib Cat. Arsenal trivia. So here's another twist right Correct. Lib, Pat. Arsenal trivia. So here's another twist right off the bat, Zah. Arsenal trivia. There's two sets of Arsenal trivia. One set you will get to answer every single one. One set everyone in this room has to answer it. You can't involve yourself whatsoever. Will I know which one beforehand?
Starting point is 00:13:44 You get to pick. When it lands on it, you can pick. Okay, which one goes. Yeah, I know which one before I handle it. When it lands on it, you can pick. Okay, which one goes. Yeah, whether we do it or you do it. All righty. Sounds good. Is this for irons? It's for irons.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Let me take a picture of the wheel, too. Everyone retweet the stream. Let's get some numbies in here. Which irons are you going to play for first? Which do you think are most important? Like a 3, 6, 9? Jeremy? If I'm starting my bag.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I actually, I will say you get to decide. We spin. It lands on something. Then you get to decide the iron. Yeah, the club. You got to start with your short irons, though. Funny guy. I was not even trying to. Yeah, very funny, Brent. You piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:14:22 I think 3, 6, 9 are the most important because that's going to give you the most versatile. I think a 3-iron is very important in today's golf game, bro. You play more than I do, so maybe you know better. I disagree. All right, so that's playing more than you do. I disagree. Actually, I used a 2-iron this weekend, and it was phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Why? One of my more favorite clubs now. Really? Yeah, I was fucking smacking it. Between an iron and and wood or what? Yeah. Zah, I also will say that you will have an opportunity to get help in some of these categories,
Starting point is 00:14:52 and Kitten Caboodle, or no, sorry. Yes, Kitten Caboodle, Brandon will help you with. Okay. Okay? All right. Brandon will be helping with Kitten Caboodle. I like that. Yeah. Okay. Alright Brandon will be helping With Kitten Kaboodle I like that Yeah
Starting point is 00:15:05 Okay Specifically Brandon I got it Specifically Brandon What is Kitten Kaboodle It's to your skill set You'll see Kitten Kaboodle
Starting point is 00:15:12 Kitten Kaboodle Okay let's spin it Let's spin it You guys excited I'm excited Everyone retweet the stream Just retweeted My guy
Starting point is 00:15:21 Oh wow Oh okay He's wild right off the bat. So, Zod, what would you like to play for? Which club would you like to play for? All righty. Start my bag. I'm going to start my bag in the middle.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Let's go with a pretty versatile. Hits long. Hits semi-long, semi-short. Let's go with a six iron. Six iron. So the six iron is up for grabs. Good club. Now, Nick, you put together the BC's Wild.
Starting point is 00:15:46 How many questions are there? There's eight. Okay. So I have a lot of categories that have eight as well. I think the rule will be, Za, as long as you get four, you get the club. Cool deal. And I also will say that if you ever go perfect in a round, you get an extra club. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:05 All right. Ready? Yeah. BC's Wild. Let's do it. BC's Wild. BC being the era. We're going to play calls from animals.
Starting point is 00:16:15 You have to say whether they went extinct in the BC or if they're still alive today. I like that. I got off my volume. My headphones. I couldn't be clever. I couldn't have you looking at clever. I couldn't tell you. I have you looking at the screen unless TJ can hide it. But TJ has the list of all of them. TJ, you want me to go inside?
Starting point is 00:16:29 I'm thinking dinosaurs. Okay, I'm going to come to that mic over there. Sure, yeah. Okay. There's all kinds of things that went extinct. I could only think of dinosaurs. You're not thinking outside the box? I don't think it's good that you guys are saying these.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I only know two. I only know two total. Yeah. I think it's crazy that you guys are very smart. He only know two. I only know two total. Yeah. I think it's crazy that you guys are very smart. He was in transit. We didn't hear him. Dinosaurs. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I think that it's crazy they recorded these. Before they went extinct. Who was doing that? No, it's old footage I found on a Zoom. Actually, NPR has a podcast that's just all dinosaurs talking to each other. You will just say, stinked or not. Let's see if I hear him properly.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Where's your swamp juice, Zah? Oh, no. Zah. He's nervous. I understand being nervous, but forgetting your swamp juice? Unforgivable. Yuck. Zah's back. He but forgetting your swamp juice? Yeah. Unforgivable. Thank you. Yuck.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Okay, Zah's back. He's got the swamp juice. Here we go. Okay. Let's hear the first animal. Ready? Yep. What? That is an animal?
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's a two It's one or two choices It's calling through a can It's calling through a can with a string through it Wait can I hear that one more time? Yes One more time Okay that's your last time So we got a
Starting point is 00:18:08 Sorry terrible sound We got a screech Yeah We got ourselves a textbook It's a screech It's a So Eddie
Starting point is 00:18:19 Eddie screeches a catty Okay From what I understood Back when we When I used to watch cartoons and TVs, it was dinosaurs. That's more Rory and Flyy and Flappy. Sure. Flappy.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Flappy. Birds. Birds don't go. Oh, no. I'm going to go. What do you call this time? AD? Living.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Yeah, yeah. Living time. Living. Living for the first one? TJ? A.D.? Living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Living time. Living. Living for the first one. TJ? Too scratchy to be... Sorry, sorry. I mean B.C., B.C., B.C.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Oh, way before? Hold on. What are you going to say? Extinct. Extinct or not extinct? Extinct. Oh. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Too scratchy. Yeah! Was that a saber-toothed tiger? Was it a saber-toothed tiger? Wow, way to go. She had the cat, right, yeah. Very good. They were spitting like that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:12 They had bars. Look at that. Is that altered? Uh-uh. They definitely recorded it in like a tin fucking... The recording technology wasn't good. Okay. All right, so you have one correct.
Starting point is 00:19:26 And if you get four. Bonus sip. You didn't have to take that. You didn't have to do that. That was kind of. That's somebody as strong as swamp juice. Okay. Next one.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I need it, Nick. I've been saving up these perky's. Ooh. Okay. So this is belly. Kind of scary. This is... That's a belly. This is belly.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Resonant diaphragm. One more time, T. Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was part of it. Whoa. Oh.
Starting point is 00:20:00 It's a fight. I've heard this before. Okay. This sounds... God knows this one. This sounds very, very familiar. Yes. This sounds very familiar. Uh-huh. You want to pull that up one more time so I just get the...
Starting point is 00:20:17 That's a jeep. So this I can actually describe what's going on. Yeah. Okay. Based off the sound. This big boy, right? It's probably... That's going on. Yeah. Okay. Based off the sound. This big boy, right? It's probably. That's not trash.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Probably. It's probably like 7 p.m. at night. Okay. Dusk. Dusk. They're looking for each other. They're moving around, looking for the activities. You're like what you used to ask the British lads.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Like, what's going on tonight? That's what they're doing. Yeah? That's what they're doing. Yeah, what's the move? That's what they're doing right now. Belly roar. That's a lion right there. Pride of lions. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Okay, so wait. Time-wise. So that's current. Yeah, current, current, current. You don't need to get the animal. Sounds liney. Current. You said the time of day.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Oh! Oh! That's got to be a dinosaur. Wow, that's a woolly mammoth. Yeah. That's a woolly mammoth. Textbook woolly mammoth. Oh, damn. Zaz in, that's a woolly mammoth. That's a woolly mammoth. Textbook woolly mammoth. Zah's in shock.
Starting point is 00:21:08 A big, fat woolly mammoth. Don't worry, Zah. You've got a lot of options here. That first sound, was it tummy rumbling? I don't believe this. I don't believe that. How do we know? Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I don't believe that. I heard that before. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's familiar. They find the bone, and then they blow air through it. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Uzza?
Starting point is 00:21:29 Swamp juice. Okay, next animal. One for two. Yep. Just needs four. So he's on pace. Yeah, he is on pace. He's fine.
Starting point is 00:21:39 He's in good shape. But perfect is out. So two clubs is out. Two clubs is out. But four more. Or no, three more. two clubs is out. Two clubs is out. But four more, or no, three more. I think it's a club. Six iron.
Starting point is 00:21:57 That's an animal? Oh, shit. Yes, it is. Pretty much, yeah. It absolutely is. Oh, it's an animal. This is all banter. Can I be really specific and get who this animal is? Is immortal an option?
Starting point is 00:22:13 Banter, I don't mean no insults. This is Stephen Chay, right? You don't have to say the name. So you're saying current time. Current time. And it's Stephen Chay. Current time. You don't have to get the name right.
Starting point is 00:22:25 You can just say. Yeah, current time. Current time. You don't have to get the name right. You can just say... Yeah, Current Time. Current Time. Nick, what's your call on that? That it's Current Time? Well, yeah, for sure. Correct. That's not Chay.
Starting point is 00:22:36 That's a wild Ben Mintz. That was Ben Mintz. That was undeniably Ben Mintz. Ben Mintz. It's Ben Mintz. He was so excited. I have Endangered because he is the last of his kind. Ben Mintz. It's Ben Mintz. God. He was so excited. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I have endangered because he is the last of his kind. Yes. All right. So you got two. You're close. I was hoping that was true. All right. Next one. Oh, yeah. It just goes into a I don't believe a
Starting point is 00:23:09 What the fuck was that? No one say anything, let's talk at this Wait, can you pull that up one more time? Sounds like Brandon with chicken throat Alright, your answer, Zah? pull that up one more time? Sounds like Brandon with chicken throat. Yeah. Alright, your answer, Zaha?
Starting point is 00:23:31 That's... I don't know what the fuck that is. Wait, wait. One more time. Sorry, TJ. Last one. That sounds like someone hitting a bong. Okay. I'm going to go current time. Okay. Answer. Alright. That's a koala. I'm going to go current time. Okay. I like the tune at the end. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Three. That's a koala. Wow. Wow, really? Koalas sound like... Oh, no. They sound like a bong. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:23:56 It's a koala that smokes a pack a day. Yeah. I had the jaunty tune at the end. I think this is a CCR music video. You heard a koala roar. Okay, so you have one. If you get the next one, if you get one more, you have the club. One more for us.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Let's get amped up for the boy. Trying to keep calm. Trying to keep calm. Answer? This is two elephants fucking. Current time? This is two elephants fucking current time. All right. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Oh, whoa. That's a brontosaurus. Who doesn't know a brontosaurus? A brontosaurus having sex. It's a brontosaurus receiving a whirl. Okay, next one. I thought that was a bear. Very hard.
Starting point is 00:24:54 All right. Next whirl. Give it to him. What is he at? Three. He needs one more. Oh, three-fifths. How many are left?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Oh, bro. Running it back. I think we should just give it to him. Should just meet in the middle. All right, next one. Yep. Oh, my God. That's sass when he found out Rowan's salary How many do I have left?
Starting point is 00:25:34 You've got three right, two wrong So you have three more left You just need one more right to get the club This is a cat But what Oh my days I want to say current But it's going to be fucking old school I'm going to say current, but it's going to be fucking old school. I'm going to say current.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Oh, he's down to two. It's a pterodactyl. I thought that was a fisher cat. Pterodactyl, okay. I'm noticing a trend. Okay. Two more. He needs one of these next two to get the club.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Are there two more on here, TJ? I believe so. Yeah. Cool. Okay. It's a lot easy on the juice, brother. Let him show how he does it. I don't show to go.
Starting point is 00:26:19 You got a whole bog in your tummy. I'm aware of when I can slow down. Is it about to have to drain the swamp? I need it more than that. Alright, this starts a little bit sooner. Later, I mean. You see, little fucking losers. Couldn't even make it out of the wild.
Starting point is 00:26:35 $36 million bog. Careful, Zara. Derek Cole on the mound tonight. He stinks. He's a sunk cost and the Yankees are gone fishing. Keep listening.
Starting point is 00:26:48 You need to hear it from the beginning. He has a belly. Okay. Be careful, though. Think long and hard. Fuck you. Fuck each and every last one of yous. And guess what?
Starting point is 00:27:02 All you need for 2022 and beyond is four starting pitchers Keep listening. Keep listening. He's deciding. I think he's on the fence right now. All right, Zah, you have an answer? Careful of twists and turns. Okay, Zah. You have me so fucked up right now.
Starting point is 00:27:36 I mean, it's... White Fox. Right? Is it recent? It's current No Yankees Talking about the Yankees I don't know Like a muskrat
Starting point is 00:27:53 Eurasian otter What's your answer? Final answer Wait can you play that again? No we don't We know what it is We know what it is But is it current?
Starting point is 00:28:04 Or is it Extinct or current? Extinct, yeah. He was talking about the Yankees and the- Live in a cave? Okay, answer. Yeah, I'm going to go old school. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Extinct? Extinct? Extinct. That's correct. Yeah! He's a caveman. He's a caveman. That's a caveman.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I was somewhat thinking. I was a caveman. He's a caveman. That's a caveman. I was a caveman. Good job, Zoc. Now Zoc has secured his club. Yes. This round's for the boys. Yes. All right. Okay, we got one more.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Zoc, congratulations. You have a six iron in your bag. Thank you. Thank you. All right, play the last sound. Put it in. Put it in. Hey!
Starting point is 00:28:42 He's got it. He's got it. Okay, play the last sound, and then we'll spin the wheel again. What is that? I don't remember. Is this for us? Okay, just tell us what it is. This is current.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Okay. Oh, look at that. AB, way to go. Okay, Zai, you can... Well it is. This is current. Okay. Oh, look at that. EB, way to go. Okay, Zai, you can... Well, we'll spin the wheel. Let's see what the next one is. Let's spin the wheel. Congratulations, you have a six iron.
Starting point is 00:29:13 So does it go back and forth with the physical challenges? No, the entire first wheel is trivia, and then the second wheel is physical challenges. Because we want him a little lubed up. Yeah, we want to get him a little lubed up. All right, so spin the wheel again. Spin the wheel again. Well, well, well.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Okay, King Caboodle. All right, so for King Caboodle, Zaha and Brandon, I'm going to need you both to go into the studio, into the booth with blindfolds on. Stephen Che, I'm going to need you to sit where Brandon's seat is. Okay? So both of you need to put blindfolds on. Be by microphones.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Brandon will be helping you here. Here is how Kit and Caboodle works. Let's get their blindfolds on beforehand. Then we will start Kit and Caboodle.. Let's get their blindfolds on beforehand. Then we will start kit and caboodle. So that's not trash. This is not trash. Don't open the bags yet. Everyone has a bag.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Here's your bag. Do not open the bags yet. Coming over. Here's Nick's. Don't open the bags. Don't open the bags. Steven. Tell me what you thought of Owen.
Starting point is 00:30:23 You were. Maybe. The worst is over. Don't open the bags. Steven. Tell me what you thought of Owen. Maybe. Okay. Here we go. Let's get these blindfolds on. I'm excited for Kit and Kabuto. Oh, come on. That was Roan.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Roan's fucking throwing shit. Put that back in there. Put that back in there. Okay. Kit and Kabuto. Here's how it works. Okay. Kit and Caboodle. Here's how it works. Kit, as Zaw knows, is he listening? I know.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's not. He's not listening. Let's get the microphones on these, or the headphones on these guys. Okay. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get up here.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah, yeah. All right. Make sure you can't see anything. Look at the two of them. Zaw, what would you like to risk for this one? So we have a what? We have a seven in my bag? Yeah. You have a six.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Okay, let's go three. Alright, three iron? Wait, are we a hybrid or? These are only irons right now. Three iron. Now this is obviously if you get a perfect score, you get to add an extra club bonus. So here's how it works. Kit and Caboodle.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Kit is, as Zah likes to watch his little fucking soccer team, he calls the jerseys kits. Our friend on the street, yesterday I was walking to work. He had brand new kits out there. I spent another $300 on basketball jerseys. No way. Everyone in their bag has a basketball jersey and a note card with a clue. That is the kit portion. Aboodle, everyone in their bag also has a dog biscuit.
Starting point is 00:32:02 So we're going to go around the room. We're going to start with Kate. Kate is going to put on around the room. We're going to start with Kate. Kate is going to put on her basketball jersey. She's going to read her clue. Brandon and Zaha have to figure out who that player is. If they are right, that's great. He's one closer to getting a club. If they are wrong, Kate, you have to eat your dog biscuit.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Oh, hell yeah. I love that. Everyone understand? So how does Kate indicate who she is? She has a clue that she's going to read on the flashcard. I put a flashcard in everyone's bag, so there's a clue that you will read on the flashcard. Are these just strictly NBA players?
Starting point is 00:32:37 Strictly NBA jerseys, and I will give one clue. There is one repeat. Ooh. Wow. And how many does he have to get right to secure the club? He has to get four right to secure the club. You know what? I'm going to say right now. If he gets five right, I'm going to give him two clubs.
Starting point is 00:32:53 If he gets six right, I'm going to give him three clubs. What? God damn. That's a big one. And a right guess for me is a right guess for him? Exactly. Sure, Zah. Prehistoric. Zah, if there's somebody you don't like and you already have two clubs,
Starting point is 00:33:08 you don't want a third, you could make them eat a biscuit. Uh-huh. That's true. That is true. Also, I'm just going to say this right now. If you get zero right, one right, or two right, Zah and Brandon have to eat a biscuit. Matt Riznik.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Like Lady and the Tramp. Yeah. So you hear that, Brandon? If you don't get above 500 on this, you both have to eat a biscuit. Matt Rittnick. Like Lady of the Tramp. Yeah, so you hear that, Brandon? If you don't get above 500 on this, you both have to eat biscuits. I will say the biscuit has a buffalo imprinted on it, and there appears to be hair weaved throughout it. No. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I'm seeing- Just a bite. Okay, fibers. Just a bite. I looked at it. It's totally safe. It's totally safe. Oh, I'm not above it.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I'm just saying. That's kitten caboodle's totally safe. Oh, I'm not above it. I'm just saying. That's Kitten Caboodle. Who's excited about that? Stakes are high. I think I'm a little interested to see what your guys' jerseys are. Yeah, well, we're going to go one by one. Yeah, we're going to go through it. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Kitten Caboodle. First up is Kate. She has her jersey on, so everyone at home can see what jersey. You want to maybe turn around, Kate, just so people at home can see? Sure they're not looking? You're welcome, everyone. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Okay. Brandon loved this player because he is white and played the right way. Brandon also loved this player's teammate because he impregnated a 13-year-old girl. It's John Stockton. That is correct. Good job, Brandon. You guys got one right.
Starting point is 00:34:37 He was like a coach on the floor. He played the right way. All right, Nick, put on your jersey. Brandon, you think you could have got it after just the first part? Did you need the – I had many guesses in mind, yeah. Who are some of your other guesses off the rip? Wally Serbiak.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Austin Crozier. Okay. Keith Van Horn. Those were my first three. That boy knows his whites. Nick, do you want to stand up and maybe show everyone what you're wearing? God damn, that's a crispy looking beautiful Nice
Starting point is 00:35:05 That is nice Atta boy Nicky At least I can do Okay Boys I played for these four teams In chronological order Pistons
Starting point is 00:35:20 Magic Suns Clippers Pistons, Magic, Suns, Clippers. Grabbed by the Pistons. Pistons, Magic, Suns, Clippers. Oh, that's Grant Hill. Is that Grant Hill? Yeah, I was about to say Grant Hill.
Starting point is 00:35:34 That is correct. Yeah! God damn! We're going, boys. Boys are going clubbing. High five, Tom. Okay. High five.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Steven is next up. High five him back, Brandon. His jersey's sick. I know, they're Okay. High fives. Steven is next up. High five him back, Brandon. His jersey's sick. I know. They're really good jerseys. He's trying to high five you. They're very good jerseys. There it is.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I love seeing me back there. He actually, like, we locked eyes, and he was like, the cash cow's back. We got a whale. I was like, bro, anytime you got jerseys, I'm buying. Yeah, these ones are exotic. Are any of these jerseys big? Yeah, there's a couple extra big ones. Stockton one looks big.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Which Grand Hill is it? Pistons. It's a Pistons. But like a crazy colorway. What colorway? Oh, like a teal. Big fly. Oh, it's not teal.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Okay. That proves you have your blindfold on, which I appreciate. Nice job, Brandon. I threw this off the table. Steven, want to turn around? Yeah, Steven, show the people at home. That one's sick. Great job.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Okay, Steven. It is kitten caboodle time for you. Steven keeps on nodding like a giddy. He heard the Grant Hill clue and was like, oh yeah, I got this one. It's like, dude, you can see the jersey.
Starting point is 00:36:48 You're next to him. You already know. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know this one. Okay. I think Brandon's going to be all over this. I was at the bash at the beach, and my tag team partner was D.D. Wait, Steve, you got to go a little louder. Yeah, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:37:03 It's Karl Malone. That is correct. He's got three in a little louder. Yeah, it's fine. It's Karl Malone. That is correct. He's got three in a row. That's a club. No, he's got to get four to get the club. Five to get two, six to get three. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:15 We're going to get them all. Roan, you're up. All right. You're up, Roan. You bought another Karl Malone jersey, though? Yeah, I mean, that's all. The guy just sells Karl Malone. I bought every jersey he had. Oh, Adam.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I bought every jersey he had. Jay just loves wearing Karl Malone jerseys. He always picks them out. This is fun. This is a good one, Big Cat. Okay, here we go. Ferone? Barone? Barone? Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Feroni? Feroni Bologna? I was born on the same continent as Zah. Okay. My name is not Dikembe Mutombo. Maplunda. Macumba. Jean-Jacques.
Starting point is 00:37:58 War Mutombo. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that all? That was it. Wait, what did you say? That was it. My name is did you say? That was it. My name is Noah. I was born on the same continent as Zah.
Starting point is 00:38:09 My name is not Dikembe Mplando Makamba Jean Jacques Wamatombo. I don't think it's Yinka Dare. Is it Dikembe Makamba? No, it's probably Hakeem Olajuwon. Serge Ibaka? No, I think it could be Hakeem Olajuwon. If it's the same country, then it's Serge Ibaka. But it didn't say same country, did it? It said same continent. Continent, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're rightem Olajuwon. If it's the same country, then it's Serge Ibaka. But it didn't say same country, did it?
Starting point is 00:38:25 It said same continent. Continent, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. Olajuwon is Nigerian. Are my headphones on? Okay. Wait, can you say that clue one more time? I was born on the same continent as Zaha.
Starting point is 00:38:37 My name is not Dikembe Matambo, Laplanda, Macumba, Jean-Jacques, or Matambo. So it's really just a guess. It could be Hakeem Olajuwon or Serge Ibaka, but I would think it was probably more of a Hakeem Olajuwon.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Okay, we'll go Hakeem Olajuwon. That is correct. I was so sure about that. Isn't like Joel? I'm worried Brandon can see. You make sure Brandon can see? Maybe throw a punch in his face. He's born there and moved to Greece.
Starting point is 00:39:08 He Hellenized his name. He Hellenized. Oh. Wait, hold on. That's a club, right? That's four. You guys should turn around. Yeah, that's four.
Starting point is 00:39:16 That's one club. Yay. All right, KB. Let's make sure they're not. They can't see. You guys haven't given tough clues No they're getting tougher That was getting tougher
Starting point is 00:39:27 That was a good clue There's a lot of He's the most famous African That ever played Wow People forgot that That was his whole name Okay
Starting point is 00:39:39 Alright sit down Make sure they can't see Sit down Here we go Alright sit down Make sure we can't see Sit down Here we go Alright Sash your hair Alright here we go
Starting point is 00:39:59 Second to last Hitting caboodle I won a national title as a freshman and sophomore in 1991 and 1992. We said NBA, didn't we? That is – that's also Grant Hill. Correct. Right. Damn.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Okay, last one. He's going for three clubs here. You can get three clubs. He's got two right now. Last one. He's going for three clubs here. You can get three clubs. He's got two right now. Last one. Also, there's... Does anyone else want to just try it? I think Sass is hungry.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I kind of want to try a biscuit. Yeah, a little bit. Here we go. How is it, Ron? Sass, put yours on. Oh, damn. Nice. All right.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Wait, aren't y'all all supposed to be eating dog biscuits? No, if you get it wrong. Oh. Yeah. Okay. you get it wrong. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Okay, here we go. I mean, fuck you guys. What? Fuck you guys. On the twist. No, you're not. What are you talking about? It's the same thing as everyone.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Here we go. Sit on down, sass, and say your card. Here we go. In 2018, I was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Okay. Okay. Okay. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Brandon, what? The class of 18, the Hall of Fame class of 18 2018 When did Shaq go in? Could have been Shaq Shaq retired No, Shaq's before 2013 would have been the retirement
Starting point is 00:41:41 So you're around the Kevin Garnett era Maybe Maybe Ray Allen No, Ray you're around the Kevin Garnett era. Maybe Ray Allen. No, Ray Allen was on the 2013 team. Maybe Paul Pierce as well. We need an answer. We need an answer. I'm saying Kevin Garnett.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Looks like Sass unfortunately has to eat a dog biscuit. It's Grant Hill. That's fucking right. God damn it. God fucking damn it. So close to 6-0. Sass has to eat a dog biscuit. That's unfortunate.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I randomly put these jerseys in bags. I didn't think it would end up there. You eat yours too. All right. I don't have to eat the whole thing. What did you do? What? Yeah, you do. Okay. Like I said before, don't have to eat the whole thing. What did you do? What did you do? Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:28 There it is. So, Zai, you get two clubs. Good job, Brandon. Thank you for helping everyone. Is that swamp juice for Zai? Oh, yeah. You get to take a sip of swamp juice for the wrong answer. Can I split my club with my clubs with Brandon? You did a good job. He can use yours,
Starting point is 00:42:46 but he has to just use the same. All right, so you have a two. What did you pick beforehand, Sass? I want you to finish that biscuit. It was the three. I'm finishing it. But I had my bite. I had a big bite.
Starting point is 00:42:54 That wasn't bad. I feel like I had more bite than you did, Sass. I mean, I thought yours would be the easiest because, like, Brent Hill was on the mind. Everyone knows he got it. Everyone knows he went it. Everyone knows he went in. You said there was one repeat. No, I said there was a repeat. I didn't say there was one.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I said there was a repeat. Everyone knows Grant Hill went into the class of 2018. Brandon really wants that Stockton. I also just want everyone in their jerseys for the rest of the show. Okay, let's spin it again. Good job, Zob. What was the other club you decided? I think it was a three.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Okay, you got a two, three, and a five. Oh, no, wait. No, it was a three. I have a three, six, and a nine. He has a six. That one was for a three. What's the six? Yeah, he gets to add one.
Starting point is 00:43:37 He gets a bonus. The nine. Okay, the nine. Very nice, Zob. Three, six, nine. Damn, she's fine. All right, here we go. Let's spin the wheel again.
Starting point is 00:43:44 It's a nice set of clubs. One more time. Get a little. There's a couple All right, here we go. Let's spin the wheel again. Sucker, sucker, give me one more time. Get low. There's a couple of trivias that will go a little faster. Doing a good job. From the window. Is the swamp juice hitting you?
Starting point is 00:43:54 In it. Just a little bit. Oh. Looks like Libcat. What could this be? Okay, Zah. First, tell me what club you want to play for Let's go
Starting point is 00:44:12 Okay, I have the six Let's go seven Seven, okay Second, you can use the help of one person here It can't be Nick Because he helped We did a lot of this together. So one person in the room can help
Starting point is 00:44:28 with LibCat. It is trivia. Alright, LibCat trivia just based off the name, the whole Lib thing. My man KB seems to be political. Good choice. Good choice.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Good politicals. I don't know shit. Okay, bad choice then. Alright I don't know shit Okay, bad choice then Alright I don't know shit I'm going to, Libcat Throughout the course Of United States history Presidents have had
Starting point is 00:45:00 Pets in the White House I'm going to give you the name Of a pet That lived in the White House. I'm going to give you the name of a pet that lived in the White House and you will tell me if that president was Republican or Democrat. Wow.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Love that. Okay? Let's go. I also will give clues when asked. I have a different clue for each one. Some of them good,
Starting point is 00:45:22 some of them bad. But a clue costs you a sip. Yes. Not a drink. But you can get a clue for each one. Some of them good, some of them bad. But a clue costs you a sip. Yes. Not a drink, but you can get a clue. A sip. This is an additional clue, right? Yes. You're referring, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah, yeah. Okay, are you ready? Same thing. There's eight animals. You need to get four right for the club. First up, Pete. Pete. Name of the animal was Pete.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Strong animal name. All right. This is a boring motherfucker. Probably a little stuffy, though. That could be Lib. Pete's a pizza. Pete's a usually soft. I mean, Pete.
Starting point is 00:45:59 He's right. Pete's a usually charming. God damn, he's the worst. And you know who's usually charming soft in terms of the spectrum on there? Oh, you have an idea. No, I wasn't. In terms of right or left. Pizza usually soft.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I was thinking Lib, right? No? Yeah, I'm thinking like Silent Cal or Ike. Would you like a clue? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, he wants one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:24 You're going to have to take a little sip tiny sip tiny sip for the clues the swamp juice uh heat's owner once said regulators we regulate any stealing of his property we're damn good too but you can't be any any geek off the street you got to be handy with the steel if you know what i mean earn your keep regulators mount up gave that as a presidential speech randon is literally shaking so he doesn't scream it. This is Republicans. It has to be Republicans.
Starting point is 00:46:52 That is correct. Warren G. Harding, our 29th president. Anyone want to guess what Pete was? Animal? Bird. I was going to say cat. Harding seems to be a bird guy. Pete was a squirrel. What?
Starting point is 00:47:08 I don't fucking know how. That shouldn't even count. They just found a squirrel and they're like, that's our animal. Where's he from? Is he from like, Ohio? Morro County? Yeah, Ohio. Marion? Okay. Pete is kind of a good name for a squirrel, though. That kind of rules. Okay, next up.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I like this category. Rebecca. Okay, next up. Damn, I like this category. Rebecca. Okay. Rebecca. Rebecca, Rebecca. I'm trying to think of the thought process to pick Rebecca. Rebecca is more of a Republican name for a girl. A girl. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:41 You're saying it could be a boy? It would be a very demographic. No, as opposed to a pet. No, as opposed to a pet. Yeah, as opposed to a pet. That's an odd name. This is my son, Rebecca. Lib. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Could we get a clue? Yeah, we're going to need a clue for that one. Tiny, tiny little. Zod just wants to drink. This president has the same first and last initials. Boys in alliteration? Calvin Coolidge. Eyes of Dwight Eisenhower.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Oh, no. Oh, that's the perk. Oh, no. Dwight Eisenhower. No, no. Abraham Lincoln. No, no, no. Ronald Reagan. Oh, red. I can see him
Starting point is 00:48:29 big time Republican I'm trying to think if there's any other options George Bush wait AA you knew Brandon cannot tell people he knows the answer. Yeah, I can't off the top.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Dwight Freeman. You know what? Freeman. So, I mean, I guess there's another one. Do you know what party Coolidge was? No. I know Reagan's a Republican. Let's go Republican. Or no. a Republican. Let's go Republican.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Or no. Your call. Let's go Republican. That is correct. Wow. Calvin Coolidge. Rebecca the Raccoon. A raccoon.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Yes. Anything back there. Oh, what? Yes. Interesting. Just had these feral pets. Okay, next up. A Mississippi raccoon.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Him and her. The kind? Wait, sorry. what was that? Names of the pets were him and her. Gay shit. Which president was gay? Actually, let me not. It has to be the left, right?
Starting point is 00:49:42 I mean. They would have a they and them. Good point. Good point. I just want to hear a clue I'm curious what animal you would name him and her They're dogs That's the clue They're dogs Republicans get gay about their dogs though
Starting point is 00:50:02 Obama had two dogs That's when they get A little feminine Republicans get gay about their dogs, though. Obama had two dogs. He had two black dogs. That's when they get a little feminine. Does feminine equate to gay? Didn't Obama have two black dogs? I can see a Republican doing this with a pair of pups. Him and her? A Republican?
Starting point is 00:50:17 I can see. I'm going with my gut. All right, let's go Republican. Republican. Incorrect. Barack Obama, right? The two black dogs? B.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Lyndon B. Johnson, Democrat. Him and her. What a terrible name for dogs. That's terrible. I was looking up all the presidential pets, and this one just, like, what the fuck? It's not even charming. The most boring. Yeah, I guess that's not gay.
Starting point is 00:50:40 That's him. I guess he had to, like, he spent a lot of time trying to cover up JFK's assassination, so he couldn't name his dogs. Right. I don't know. Weird. All right. You have two right.
Starting point is 00:50:49 You have one wrong. Let's keep going. That one's on KB. That one was on KB. Big time on KB. He's stuffing his face with a delicious cheesesteak right now. Very good. Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Jeez. Oh, my God. Quite liberal. The first one sounds Democrat. The second one sounds Republican. There we go. Get that clue. So we have a problem.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Who swapped sides? Bernie Sanders. I'll give a free clue here. I'll give a free clue here. They are opossums. They're opossums. Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection. They are opossums. They're opossums. Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection. They are opossums.
Starting point is 00:51:29 That's a hilarious name. So crazy. It is weird. Mr. Protection is kind of a badass name. For opossum? Yes, it is. I might start calling myself Mr. Reciprocity. Mr. Protection.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Sounds like the Trojan mascot. I had to go into Woodrow Wilson's. Who was a Democrat? Republican? Republican. Okay, Republicans the answer. Incorrect. Benjamin
Starting point is 00:51:57 Harrison, the Whig Party. So, incorrect. Yeah, you should have seen the Whig party coming. He got two rights. He had two alligators, bro? What type of Barnum and Bailey shit was he on? There's so many weird first pets.
Starting point is 00:52:11 It's crazy. It's crazy. All right. Maybe this one. All right. Okay. How about this one? Barney and Ms. Beasley.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Barney and Ms. Beasley. Barney. We're learning out here. Yeah, we are. We're learning a lot today. Yeah. This is dope. Now, K are. We're learning a lot today. Yeah. This is dope. Now, KB, do you think this is in the Barney the Children's Show era?
Starting point is 00:52:35 Zai can give you a clue, but you're going to have to take a sip. You're going to have to take a sip. Animals? Wait, animals, knowing what kind of pet it is. Maybe like Gerald Ford. Cost me a sip? Yeah. No, I'll give you the clue. There's a is? Maybe like Gerald Ford? Cost me a sip? Yeah. No, I'll give you the clue.
Starting point is 00:52:47 There's a different clue for this. All right. Take a sip. KB thinks this is now talking as the animals, as the dog. So I'll just do it. It's a dog. I gave that away. KB thinks my dad did 9-11.
Starting point is 00:53:08 George Bush? Yeah, it's a Republican. Okay, correct. All right, one more. Barney and Ms. Beasley. George Bush is in memoriam. Barney's dead. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:19 All right, Pete. One more and then it's over. All right. Misty Malarkey Ying Yang. Oh, fuck. What is Mr. Malarkey, Zaw? Is that a thing? Pop culture reference?
Starting point is 00:53:33 First I'm hearing of it. First I'm hearing of Mr. Malarkey. This is a Misty Malarkey Ying Yang. Is this one pet or two? It's a single pet. Yeah. Sounds like an eccentric president. And eccentricity.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Obama? Eccentricity is usually the the Democrat. The Democratic side of things. I'm trying to think if there was a wild Republican cat that I know. Let's go Democrat. Go what?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Do you want to get Democrat? Get your clue. Get your clue. That is correct. I don't think we need a clue. You got it. Misty Malarkey, Ying Yang, Jimmy Carter's Siamese cat. What a fucking crazy name to not name your cat.
Starting point is 00:54:16 A little bit scary. All right, Zaha, you get a club. We'll go on. There's no bonus clubs in this one, so that's Lib Cat. The other questions were going to be, if you were struggling really bad, one of the animals was Bo Obama. Fun fact, saw Jimmy Carter, by the way. You did?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Yeah, so he's part of this group that solves world conflicts named the Elders. He does it with the UN. He came to Zimbabwe once. Nice. Pretty awesome. And then the other one was Pauline the Cow from William Howard Taft. Hit a cow. Sitting on the front lawn.
Starting point is 00:54:49 On the nose. All right, let's spin it again. Good job, Zai. You're doing a good job. You got a lot of clubs. We got two more in this, and then we'll go to the next wheel. This one will be quick, these last two. All right, spin it.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Okay. Arsenal Trivia. So, reminder. One of these Arsenal Trivia sets, Zah, you can answer yourself with no help from anyone in this room. One of these Arsenal Trivia sets, everyone in this room can answer with no help from Zah.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Can I do mine first? Sure. You're a little bit more sober. Okay, here we go. Because this one actually means something. Yes, this does mean something to you. So for this one, I am going to... So I have...
Starting point is 00:55:36 I have the nine, the seven, the three, and the six so far. I'm going to go for the putter with this one. Okay. No, putter's a specialty club. That's second wheel. Oh, we are. Yeah, yeah. This is just irons.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Irons only. Wedge included. Remember, there's only one more option for irons. So you have basically two more irons you can win. So what do you want? Shit. Let's go sandwich. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Sandwich, I'll put in the specialty as well. Sandwich, pitching wedge. So it's just the- Numbered irons. Oh, okay. So the numbers. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Sandwich, I'll put in the specialty as well. Sandwich, pitching wedge. So it's just the numbers. Oh, okay. So the numbers. Yeah, yeah. Just the numbers. Let's go the four.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Okay. All right. The four. So this is Arsenal Trivia 1 for Zaha. That means that the next one will be Arsenal Trivia 2 for everyone in here. All right. Here we go. You ready, Zaha?
Starting point is 00:56:22 Yep. Okay. This is going to be embarrassing. How many pounds of recoil force does an A-10 Gatling gun produce? Yes, an arsenal. I knew it. Not your mother's arsenal. So, what the?
Starting point is 00:56:38 An A-10 Gatling? He goes right into it. He goes right into it. He's unfazed. I'm going to pretend like I know what an A-10 Gatling is. I'll give you, if you get within 2, Gatling is. I'll give you a chance. If you get within 2,000 pounds of force, I'll give it to you. Oh, this is force? Force.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Pounds of force. Look for a number. Gatling, I haven't heard of, like the ARs and all that, so I'm going to assume it's one of them old school ones with the wooden thing barrel that you hold. Those don't generate that much force as much as the things. I'm going to say... What? A human is 500 pounds?
Starting point is 00:57:11 200? I'm going to say... Maybe Frank? I'm going to say... Yeah, the average human. The average human is 500 pounds. Let's go 8,000. You're within 2,000.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Look at that. Motherfucker, how did you do that? Let's go 8,000. You're within 2,000. Motherfucker, how did you do that? What was your reference point? Science. A 10 Gatling gun produces 10,000 pounds of recoil force. You fucking genius. Jesus Christ. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Next question. For me, you learned something new. What Southwest U.S. state is it legal to own a gun but illegal to own nunchucks? Southwest. Southwest U.S. State, it is legal to own a gun but illegal to own nunchucks. How far west? West isn't the other way. That's the question. There is no more.
Starting point is 00:57:59 There is no more. I'm going to guess California because they're soft as hell, and what they do, it don't make sense. That is wrong. It is Arizona. Yeah, the most Asian. It's right next door. Shit, it's right next door.
Starting point is 00:58:12 All right, so next up. In 2005, you could purchase an AK-47 in a Kenyan village for how many cows? A gun in Kenya, 05. That was... They weren't fighting. The Kenyan Civil War, when they were fighting with the Ethiopians on that border, was not post.
Starting point is 00:58:33 But that was Kenyatta's presidency. If you get within two cows, I'll give you this one. Zah, do you know how much a cow would be worth or what other items go for? How many cows? What's the currency with cows? Listen, my brother, if I got a marriage... Actually, let me leave that.
Starting point is 00:58:50 I'm very aware. A dowry. There you go, Ron. My boy's giving up cows. For a gun. A gun. They weren't fighting. Not much value. If I had to get a girl, if I had to marry a girl right now... Does he have to get it on the nose? Oh, he said within two cows.
Starting point is 00:59:05 I'm going to guess for a gun, I'm going to guess three. It's four, so I'm giving it to you. Wow. Incredible. If you get married, depending on our level of education, if you get married, it's ten cows. Ten cows. All right, so you have two correct.
Starting point is 00:59:21 You have two incorrect. So we have four left. You have two incorrect. So we have four left. You have to get two more. This movie starring Tom Cruise. I thought he got three correct. No, he has two correct. Two correct and one wrong, right? He's got two correct, one wrong.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Yeah. That's a test. He got two correct, one wrong. Okay, all right. This movie starring Tom Cruise. That's the question? This movie starring Tom Cruise. That's the last time I'll say it to you.
Starting point is 00:59:54 You got this. Top God. Top God. Oh, boy. He's got three right. Go, Zach. All right. In the 10th season. He's got three right. Goes on. All right. In the 10th season of Real Housewives of Orange County,
Starting point is 01:00:08 this housewife had a relationship with a man who faked that he had cancer to appear sympathetic on the show. That is the one I haven't gotten around to. I just finished Salt Lake City. I've watched New York. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to let you call on Roan here. If Roan can get it, I will give it to you.
Starting point is 01:00:28 I don't think I know this one off the top. Say the hit. Maybe say the hit. I've watched Beverly Hills. In the 10th season of Real Housewives of Orange County, this housewife had a relationship with a man that faked that he had cancer to appear sympathetic on the show. Dude, I don't know a scene like that.
Starting point is 01:00:41 I'm a Beverly Hills guy. Oh, God. I've watched it. Frances Ellis. Huh. Not going Hills guy. Oh, God. I've watched every other one. Francis Ellis. Huh. Not going to be able to help you. We're going to need an answer, Zaha. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I haven't seen OC. You don't even know any of the... So let me go... What's a gun? Just say like a white lady's name. Oh, I forgot the gun theme. What's a gun? What's like a gun name? Oh, I forgot the gun theme. It's a gun. It's like a gun name.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Oh, shit. Just a white lady's name. Lucy McMissile. Lucy. That is correct. No, it's not. Vicky Gunvalson. Lucy McMissile.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Lucy McMissile. Alright, Zaha You need one more James Bond's original James Bond originally used this gun Until a fan of the novel told the author Ian Fleming That it was actually a ladies gun Stephen Chaney looks like he knows
Starting point is 01:01:40 I don't know He uses the silencer now Yeah And I don't know. He uses the silencer now. Yeah. And I don't know what the fuck he put. A pistol? Do I have to be specific with what it is? Yes. Looking for a specific gun. If anyone, you can call on someone if they think they know it.
Starting point is 01:01:57 I'm going to call on Stephen Shade. I have a guess. Just from the 007 game. PP7, I think, was a small gun. You could also give a hint. I think I have a guess, just from the 007 game. PP7, I think, was a small gun. You could also give a hint. I think I have a hint. Yeah. Okay, go ahead, give a hint.
Starting point is 01:02:12 It's also R. Kelly's gun. Ooh. Cock. It was cock. Wait, you know the answer to this? I think so. I don't think you do. I think.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize that he had that gun. Yeah. He sang about it. Then he would think they would think pee pee. Because I was.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Yeah. I was thinking of like golden. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:38 That's what. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. It's not a pee pee. Whatever. Pee pee seven.
Starting point is 01:02:43 No. No. Can you. Are you still going to guess though. That would be a pee pee 14. Yeah. Not, it's not a PP whatever. PP7? No. Are you still going to guess, though? That would be a PP14. It's not that weird. That was Samunition. Can you give me the album, Nick? It's something familiar.
Starting point is 01:02:53 I can give you the song it's on. Oh. Yeah. Trapped in the Closet. Yeah. That's an easy one. That narrows it down. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Yeah. Think through all the lyrics. Yeah. You can ask someone now, other than Nick, you can ask someone. Sass, do you know it? I'm going to go with XE. I pulled out the beretta.
Starting point is 01:03:17 You know what I thought that was? I thought that was the hat. I thought that was the hat. That is correct. Zai, you got another club. One more. Way to go. Way to go. Put out the beret.
Starting point is 01:03:29 All right, so let's just go to the Arsenal Trivia 2 because Zah got his club, and we only have one more, then we'll go to the next one. All right, so this is for everyone in here. So everyone in here, you got to answer Arsenal Trivia 2. What club are you playing for, Zah? You cannot answer any of this, Zah. Let's go. And they're going to be so easy.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Let's go five. Five, okay. Okay, ready everyone? Alright, here we go. Thierry Henry? This man is the winningest coach in Arsenal Football Club history. Wait, who's the guy that always won out?
Starting point is 01:04:05 Wenger. Arsene W always won out? Wenger. Arsene Wenger? I say Wenger out. Do they say Wenger or like Arteta? Arteta out. Arteta? It's not Arteta? So should we go with Wenger?
Starting point is 01:04:19 Wait, let's look at Zop. No, no, don't look at him. Don't look at him. It does look like it's not for sure. I know I've seen that on Twitter. You look like the Chessman cookies. I'm going to need an answer. I think it's the same mold.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Lucy McMissile. Lucy McMissile. Final answer. Wrong. It's Arsene Wenger. You screwed up. You screwed up. You screwed up. I didn't mean that to be the real final answer.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Okay. No, that's okay. Brandon also confirmed it was the final answer. That's not just on you. KB was right as fuck. It was out of nowhere. Arsenal's main rival is what fellow North London team? Photographic memory with text.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Arsenal's main rival is what fellow North London team? Is it Man City or Tottenham? Tottenham, right? Man City's in Manchester. Oh, North London. Tottenham, right? Tottenham, South London? Tottenham's definitely in... He's going crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:15 Chelsea's in London, right? How many... Oh, is it Chelsea? How many Chelsea's in London? I thought it killed Zaha when Dave did the Tottenham thing a couple of weeks ago. Tottenham is a big London team. I think it is Tottenham. I think they are North London.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Sounds right. It just feels right. All right. Is Chelsea's in London? I'll go with KB because last time... Let's not ask right now. That's my favorite team. I think Tottenham.
Starting point is 01:05:39 All right. That is correct. Yay! That's KB. All right. You have one answer correct. All! That's KB. All right, you have one answer correct. All right, next question. The 2003-2004 Arsenal team had a record of 26 wins, 12 draws, and zero losses.
Starting point is 01:05:52 What was their nickname? Wait, the 2016? 2003-2004 Arsenal team had a record of 26 wins, 12 draws, zero losses. What was their nickname? The Gunners? The's their actual nickname? Gunners. The number one gunner. Holden Gunners. This is like what people called them during that era.
Starting point is 01:06:12 They have a nickname. What's alliteration? Like the Arsenal ass whippers. The Arsenal. Gooners. Gooners are what they call Arsenal fans, right? Or is that what Joey and Pat? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:24 Are Joey and Pat just Arsenal fans? Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. So they're the Gunners. I need an answer.
Starting point is 01:06:33 KB. Is it something Gunners? Young Gunners? I mean, they were still the Gunners. How about just Gunners? Gunners. That is the Invincibles. Invincibles. I never would have seen that one.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Last team to go undefeated in the EPL, the 2003-2004 Arsenal team. Only team. Only team. That's insane. Okay, you guys only have one correct. You need to get a couple here to pick them up a club. Finish this phrase. Obama who?
Starting point is 01:07:04 Obama what? Obama yang. Obama. Fucking yang. Yeah. Obama who? Obama what? Obama yang. Obama fucking yang. Obama motherfucking yang? Obama yang? Yang. Yang or yan?
Starting point is 01:07:16 It's what truth always says. Obama what? Obama who? Obama fucking yang. Yang or yan? Look at him. Yan, I think. Why would it be yan? What does yan mean? What's his last name? His name, I think. Why would it be Yan? Yan or Yan?
Starting point is 01:07:25 What does Yan mean? It's his last name. It's his name, Obama Yan. Oh, this is a person. Yes. Obama who? I thought it was a reference. Obama what?
Starting point is 01:07:31 Obama fucking Yan. Yan. I don't know. Is it fucking Yan? Is it Yan or Yang? It wouldn't be Yang. That would be- It sounds like Yan.
Starting point is 01:07:40 But is it fucking Yan? Obama fucking Yan? Yeah. Fucking Yan. They love to cuss. Okay. Is that your answer? Fucking Yan.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Incorrect. No! It is. We're looking for Obama blood clot Yang. Oh. Man. Blood clot. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:00 You guys, I think there's three questions left. Sass always tweets that Gif of troops saying that. Okay. I don't think he says anything in that video. Here we go. Arsenal plays in this stadium named after a company. Is Trafford a company? Cadbury?
Starting point is 01:08:22 British companies. Yeah, what is British? Saab? Yeah, yeah. What is the gas station? Esso? No, what is the Skyway? It's got a fucking sky something.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Sky. EBC? Oh, no, no. What is a British? This is so unfortunate, Zod, that you're going to lose a club on this. Can we get a clue? British Airways? British Airways? You're going to lose a club on this. Can we get a clue? No, no clues. British Airways?
Starting point is 01:08:46 British Airways? You're going to lose a club on this. Can I give a clue? No, you can't give a clue. Weather Spoons? Can I give a nonverbal clue? No, you cannot give a nonverbal clue. I know what you would do.
Starting point is 01:08:53 I kind of want a nonverbal clue. I know what he would do, and he would give it away. Okay, well, then let's think about that. What would he do? He's making eye contact with so much. What's a nonverbal clue he could do? He's losing his mind. I like the airline thing.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Is this a hungry company? Or a bank, maybe? Who usually sponsors shit? Banks. Banks. Torch. Airlines. Mortgage companies.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Are we thinking food here? EBVA or some shit? These questions, if you're not a soccer fan, I basically was like to Roan, like, where do the Eagles play? These are the type of questions I'm asking. We're so basic and we're so dumb. So basic. Okay, I'm going to need an answer. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:09:42 It's Emeritus. Oh, my God. What? You did have an airline. Zai, you have lost your first club of the day. What was that club for? The seven? You will not be golfing with the seven anytime soon.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Five. Sorry. What was the physical motion you were going to do? You would have done an airplane for sure. You still wouldn't have gotten that. We would have just gone with British Airways again. No, I'm packed for the classic for tomorrow. I've got a jersey I was going to put my shirt on.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Oh, you motherfucker. So I'm happy I didn't do it. All right, Zaha, so you, when anyone ever asks, like, hey, Zaha, why don't you hit a five iron here? You're like, well, all my coworkers don't care about anything I love passionately, and they know nothing about Arsenal. Watch KB as well. All right, we're ready for the physical challenges, so let's go to the second wheel. Good job, Zah. That's a good bag.
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Starting point is 01:11:38 Five clubs. Not bad. Yeah, he's got pretty much all. You have a 2, 4, 6, 7, and 9. That's actually. I can play around. You did that well. Yeah, you did a good job with that.
Starting point is 01:11:50 How does he win the specialty clubs? Well, it's the second wheel. Oh. Physical challenges. Okay, let's go to the physical challenge wheel. All right. Zah, you can play par threes. Yeah, you got it.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Yeah, I can play. I can play all around. All right, Zah. Here we go. Except for putting. Take a sip, maybe, Zah. Take a sip. And the putter is going to be most important.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Okay, so here we go. On this wheel we have scavenger hunt, take a drink, fly, train simulator, pan African, and finger licking good. Oh, and daily double rips. Zah, you're going to be tested. That was like the JV wheel. That was the warm-up wheel. This is the wheel that is going to be difficult.
Starting point is 01:12:33 I am shook by that Pan-African. Yes. Okay, here we go. Let's spin it. Let's spin it. Let's go, Pan-African. Fly. Okay, Zah This one actually might
Starting point is 01:12:50 I'm kind of pissed that this is the first one because it might not work but we're going to try it Zah, can you please come in here? Does he have to pick which one he's going to go for? Oh, yeah So, here's the deal with fly Fly stands for fly, lie, or cry.
Starting point is 01:13:06 The acronym doesn't add up. And I have a wheel with various flight numbers, and everyone in here is going to have to decide whether the flight that is listed flies, still flying, lies, it's just a made-up flight number, or cry, it crashed and everyone died. Oh, my God. Now, if we get it right, it's off the wheel. It's off the wheel.
Starting point is 01:13:33 It's us versus Zah right now. What is it, fly, lie? You don't have to worry about this. So here's the only problem is the bug I got doesn't really fly. I was supposed to get, I was trying to get some flies. You can't buy flies anywhere. I don't know what this critter is. It's impossible to get a flying critter. The whole point of this was going to be that Zah had to catch a fly before we got to the end of the wheel.
Starting point is 01:13:52 Ew, dude, that's huge. That's a big-ass moth. What the fuck? All right, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see. Maybe we've got to dry it off or something. Yeah, I think he's got to dry. Oh, that's one of those.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Oh, what is that thing? That's a lanternfly. It's one of those lanternflies. They're super invasive. Oh, yeah, from China. All right, so Zah, we're going to dry. Oh, that's one of those. Oh, what is that thing? That's a lanternfly. It's one of those lanternflies. They're super invasive. Oh, yeah, from China. All right, so Zah, we're going to dry him off somehow. Yeah, he's got to dry off. He'll dry off on his own.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Yeah. I want him to fly. Instinctually want to get dry. And we don't want to kill him. We kind of might want to, though. They're very invasive. These are one of the animals that you can kill, and it's cool because they're literally everywhere. So let's spin the wheel once, and then we'll...
Starting point is 01:14:28 If this thing doesn't fly, Zaha, maybe if they get a few right... I don't like looking at it. It looks like he's about to square up with me, bro. I had Billy catch him, and Billy had him in a Snapple bottle with still Snapple in there. So this guy's just... He's drunk off sugar. Drinking nonstop. Okay, spin off sugar. Drinking non-stop. Okay, spin the wheel.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Drive off the wings, boy. Do not fly at me, you pussy. It's looking right at you, Ron. If we get it right, it's off the wheel. Our job is to empty the wheel before Azah catches the fly. I don't think it's going to fly. US Airways 427. I think this is either
Starting point is 01:15:03 fake or it's in live. This is not a famous death. I think it's going to fly. All right, U.S. Airways 427. I think this is either fake or it's live. This is not a famous death. I think it's fake because when you make up numbers, it's me versus you guys. No, you're not answering. The whole point was going to be that you have to catch this, but it's not going to catch. We need to try to trigger it into flight.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Well, let's answer this one, and then I'll trigger it into flight. Answer this question. I think it's fake. I think it's lie. Let's answer this one and then I'll trigger it into flight. Answer this question. I think it's fake. I think it's lie. Lie. Fake. Fly. Lie.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Wait a minute. It was U.S. Airways flight 427. Why do you think that's not a real flight? 420 and then S7 is the most commonly guessed made up number. 427 lie. All right. Lie. U.S. Airways flight 427 was actually Lie US Airways
Starting point is 01:15:45 Flight 427 Was actually a horrific crash No In Pittsburgh Where everyone died Oh no What was the total deaths In that one
Starting point is 01:15:54 It was in like 1996 Everyone died Jesus Guys are wrong Flight anxiety Guys are wrong Oh boy Wow
Starting point is 01:16:02 That big of a death happened Yeah I don't like that lantern. Yeah, they screwed up the... Basically, they hit the left pedal, and then the right pedal worked, and they flipped over and crashed. Oh, my God. That was really bad. Really, really bad.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Okay. I think that thing's not going to fly, so maybe we just call an audible on this. Brandon could get it to fly. Just blow on it. Blow the stuff off of it. See, we keep blowing it fly Just blow on it Blow the stuff off of it See if we keep blowing it Just blow on it Blow harder I want it to jump up in your face
Starting point is 01:16:32 Beatles aren't big time flyers Until Unless they're like in serious trouble I think maybe we should just kill it And we'll just call an audible We'll call an audible Yeah that's fine Let it chill
Starting point is 01:16:41 I like to watch it Yeah Zah if you kill it Then this will be over And you'll get the club I mean I'll do it The camera I like to watch it. Yeah, Zah, if you kill it, then this will be over and you'll get the club. I mean, I'll do it. The camera just has to cut away. Yeah, cut away, camera. I don't know. Take it somewhere else. Just take it outside or something. Go kill it out there.
Starting point is 01:16:56 That's what I mean. Take it outside. Take it outside. Zah, if you can get it outside and it's still alive, then I will give you a club. They poop slime, by the way. It's like a slime poop. Grab it? You can't do it. You guys want to spin the wheel again and do another one? It's kind of exciting to see. Grab it with his hand.
Starting point is 01:17:12 They poop slime. Okay. Spin it again. We're going to keep this. This bug's going to stay alive. Yes, we're not going to... It jumped. It jumped. It jumped. We're going to keep this. This bug's going to stay alive. Yes, we're not going to. It jumped.
Starting point is 01:17:28 It jumped. It jumped. It jumped. What is it? It jumped. All right, spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Spin it. Spin it.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Spin it. Spin the wheel. Get it. Get it. Spin it. All right, now we're playing. We're playing. We're playing.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Spin the wheel. We're playing. That bug is leaping. It's leaping. It's leaping. Spin it. Spin it. Spin the wheel.
Starting point is 01:17:44 Spin the wheel. Look at this. Now we's leaping. It's a leap. It's a leap. It's a leap. Spin it. Spin it. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Look at this. Now we're playing. Now we're playing. All right. Malaysia. No. American Air 191.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Go. Go. Go. There's 190 and 191 on there. One of them's got to be real. Real. Real. Real.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Real. What is real? So what are you saying? What's the answer here? Real. Real. Fly. Fly. No. No. American's the answer here? Real. Fly. Fly?
Starting point is 01:18:06 No, American Airlines Flight 191 crashed. Damn it. Damn it. Okay, spin it again. Hurry, Zaha. Get it, Zaha. Get it, Zaha. Get it, Zaha.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Get the fucking fly. Get it. Get it. U.S. Airways 22. Fail. Fake. Fake. Fake.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. That is correct. Fly.S. Airways 22. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. That is correct. Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Okay. Spin it again. Spin it again. Hurry. Hurry. Ozark, get it. You got it. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:34 All right. All right. God. That was electric. That thing was jumping everywhere. All right. We're done with the crash wheel. Malaysia Air.
Starting point is 01:18:43 That was real, right? That was real. We don't know where it is. Holy fuck, that was a very chaotic two minutes. That's exactly what I wanted. Each time I touch the wing, the thing will fall. When I came up with that game, that's exactly what I wanted. I wanted just chaos.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Can we run back the first jump that it had? That was awesome. That was way worse than the last one. That thing fucking launched. The body's like, it leaps across the room. Where did it go? Did it die? It's terrifying. No, it worse than the bottle. That didn't fucking launch. The body's like, it leaps across the room. Where did it go? Did it die? It's terrifying.
Starting point is 01:19:07 No, it's in the bottle. It's also crazy because I had- Where did you get that? I had nine fake or flying ones and then three crashes, and we got two crashes right off the top. Dang. So TWA wasn't a- TWA?
Starting point is 01:19:20 800 wasn't a crash. Yeah, that was a crash. Was the Malaysia Air one the recent one, the Boeing one? I would have also accepted fake on that because no one knows where it is. Somalia washed up on shore. Really? I think that's a theory. Shit, that was fucking, my heart jumped when that thing went.
Starting point is 01:19:36 It's definitely the east coast of Africa. It went from here to Kate's lap. Yep. Yes, it did. Holy fuck. Good job, Zaha. By the way, I just want to say for the people at home, I did go at lengths
Starting point is 01:19:49 to try to find a lot of flies. Spider was US for 500. They don't sell flies without, they sell flies but they don't have wings on them.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Mm-hmm. For like, genetically modifying them like seedless watermelons. Oh. Just imagine if I could have done, if I could have done... Seedless watermelons would take them off?
Starting point is 01:20:06 Yeah, they just do. I think they're born without wings. Wow. They're just food. They're not flies. If I could have done exactly what I wanted to do, I actually have seven of those electric zappers at my desk that I bought. I would have released 500 flies into this room
Starting point is 01:20:22 and been like, we go until we kill them all. Every single one. But unfortunately, we don't live in a perfect world. Whatever. Who emailed you asking you please not to do that? MB was like, please not do this. And I was like, we'll get them all. No problem.
Starting point is 01:20:36 You're trying to get Randy, the bug guy from Most Dangerous Game Show. And MB wasn't giving up the information because she disapproved. What club did Zad just win? Yeah, what club did you win? You didn't say before. That was the... Oh, no, that was the Arsenal one. What's left? A five? No, but let's give you
Starting point is 01:20:55 some... You can't decide driver after... We fucked up. Let's just go with a three-wood. Does that work? Oh, you putter. Okay, putter's fine. Putter's a good one. Putter is driver. Now I can play. Yeah, you canter. Okay, putter's fine. Putter's a good one. Putter and driver are the two. Pretty important. Now I can play. Yeah, you can play.
Starting point is 01:21:07 We need driver. Still needs driver. All right, let's spin it again. Good job, Zaha. Brave. That thing was disgusting. I love that. That was real.
Starting point is 01:21:16 That moment was awesome. It was so gross. It was really red underneath. I don't want to hurt it, too. There used to be a Twitter account or Instagram of Temple. It was like a bunch of girls from Temple that used to just kill them because like- They had a club. Yeah, you're supposed to.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Yeah, they had a club where you stomped the fuck out of them. All right, here we go. I do think those are kill on sight, like as far as- Really? I think they're very invasive. I'll look it up, though. I went to the Children's Museum. They're like, have you seen them at the museum?
Starting point is 01:21:38 Oh, okay. Daily Double Ritz. Daily Double Ritz. All right. Huh. Okay, Daily Double Ritz. Daily Double Ritz. All right. Okay, Daily Double Ritz. Here's how it's going to work. Someone's going to have to eat a Double Ritz. And how we're going to decide is I have placed a certain amount of Skittles into the floating cup.
Starting point is 01:22:05 I had John Rich confirm. He sat with me at my desk as I counted them out one by one. He knows the number. Everyone's going to guess. Everyone's going to send me a text message with the guess. Whoever is farthest off
Starting point is 01:22:18 has to eat the double Ritz done by KB and Zah. I'm throwing this one so I can get the double Ritz. And it's a double double Ritz. by KB and Zah. I'm throwing this one so I can get the double Ritz. And it's a double double Ritz. Oh, God. Zah and KB are going to spit on the Ritz. Wow.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Chill, Zah. We're trying to help you, bro. But I will say there is one way to get out of it, and you can choose to not eat the double Ritz and instead eat all of these Skittles, but you have to do it within 15 minutes. 15 minutes? That sounds like significantly better.
Starting point is 01:22:48 Okay. If you fail, you have to eat the double reds. And if you fail, you have to eat the double reds. Are they pushed in there? Is it loose or is that tight? It's enough to defy gravity. Look at that. I can't believe that's real.
Starting point is 01:23:02 That's amazing. Big Cat, text me the number, and if somebody in chat guesses it right, I'll send them a shirt. Okay. Wait, no, you have to text me the number first. Oh, I'm playing. TJ, what the fuck? Yeah, Big Cat actually texted me the number too, so I'm going to go ahead and make sure that it's good with sales.
Starting point is 01:23:18 If anyone in the chat gets it exactly correct, we will give them a shirt. Don't start guessing it because I don't know the number. What are we doing right now? Text me the number solo. Send it to me, just me. Don't start guessing it because I don't know the number. What are we doing right now? Text me the number solo. Send it to me, just me. Don't send it to the group. Sass is really like, he's honing in on it. Because I'm not good at this.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Oh, God, that's so gross. I'll just chew it. You've got to add some flavor to it. I'm really afraid. I think I'm going to end up guessing either way too low. I am terrified right now. I'm afraid it's going to be like 1,001. I'm going to say 52.
Starting point is 01:23:54 I think I'm going to guess way too low. You want to be over or under? I think it doesn't matter. Whoever's the farthest away will have to. I'm actually going to say they've got to eat the Skittles in 10 minutes. 15 was too long. Wait, am I guessing? Five minutes.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Five minutes they have to eat all the Skittles. If they don't eat all the Skittles in five minutes, they get double-ritzed. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said 15 minutes at first. I don't know if this is too many. Five minutes. Five minutes. Is it as much?
Starting point is 01:24:23 Now you're throwing me off because you said it's a lot of Skittles. It is a lot of Skittles. I don't think it is, though. I don't even want to send my text. I'm afraid to send mine, too. I haven't cognitively improved at this activity since age five. What did you... Who is an idiot?
Starting point is 01:24:43 I haven't sent mine. Yeah, send yours. Quit lollygagging. Oh, God. We are way different. Nick and I gave way different answers. My last text to Big Cat before this was me apologizing for the case race. Yeah, it is. Can't be said enough, brother.
Starting point is 01:25:03 I love you and I appreciate everything you do Alright don't read it Don't read it That's love that's brotherhood Also I was like at 8am the next morning And I was still very drunk Oh sure sure I said I love you back
Starting point is 01:25:17 Okay I think we have everyone's guess I appreciate everything you did Well it was a fucking... KB, did you send me? Oh, am I guessing? Yes. Yeah. Why would you not be guessing? Because he's doing the KB double ritz. I'm the one making it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:37 Watch KB get it on the dot. Alright. We got all the guesses. Everyone send a guess. Oh, God, what did I guess? I'm not that worried. I think I'm a little confident.
Starting point is 01:25:52 I'm going to... Which direction should I start with the guesses? Highest or lowest? Well, it's just whoever's the most further. Yeah, it's further this way. How about the order that they came in, just so you can... Yeah, okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:26:02 We won't know who's an outlier. Okay, I got a guess an outlier okay I got a I got a guess of 124 I got a guess of 171 oh fuck 342
Starting point is 01:26:11 oh no 87 342 127 163 108 350 145
Starting point is 01:26:20 oh okay so whoever's in the three is just lost so there are exactly 300 shut up oh shut up no 45. Oh, okay. So whoever's in the three is just lost. So there are exactly 300 Skittles. Shut up. No.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Shut up. No way. And Nick guessed 87. Yeah. 87 on the outside. No. Nick, would you like to eat a double Ritz from Zaha and KD? I'm definitely going to try to eat that.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Okay, all right. Five minutes. Put five minutes on the clock. Put five minutes on the clock. Nick is going to try to eat 300 Skittles from Zaha and KD. I'm definitely going to try to do that. Okay, all right. Five minutes. Put five minutes on the clock. Put five minutes on the clock. Nick is going to try to eat 300. Yes, they did. The coloring is poisonous. No one guessed 300.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Oh, no. You all lose. John Rich and I. What were they all guessing, TJ? Diabolical. Most people are between 150 and 200. I said 87. John Rich.
Starting point is 01:27:03 87. I brought it up. Actually, I won't lie. I was going to guess like 60-something at first, and then I 87. John Rich. 87. I brought it up. Actually, I won't lie. I was going to guess like 60-something at first, and then I did. John Rich. 160. John Rich has a diabolical mind. We were doing it.
Starting point is 01:27:12 He was sitting there watching me, and as I got up to like high 200s, he's like, wouldn't it be great if we should do 300 right on the dot? I was like, yup, let's do it. Shout out Leonidas. All right, so put five minutes on the clock. Okay, Nicky Nikki you got this I'm so grossed out by this 300
Starting point is 01:27:28 That's a lot of Skittles 60 a minute that's one a second Maybe if you just swallow That's impossible That's impossible I don't know. Fill your mouth. Drink it till your mouth is full. Is there a clock that's going to be starting?
Starting point is 01:27:50 Here we go. Actually, no. He's got this. He's got this. A clump of 10 and 10. He said go. Fill your mouth. Fill your mouth.
Starting point is 01:27:56 So hard. Fill your mouth. Chew. You got to chew hard. You got to chew hard. Fill your whole mouth. You can swallow. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Now we're looking at $2.99. Condense them. They'll condense as you chew. Oh, you can swallow. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now we're looking at $2.99. Condense them. They'll condense as you chew. Why did you think $87? You're almost there. Come on, Nick. Come on. It's a lot.
Starting point is 01:28:15 Ride, horse, ride. He's doing pretty good. He's got at least $50 in the hat right now. Shitting out 300 Skittles has got to be a fucking nightmare. All right, let's spin the wheel while he goes. We'll see what the next challenge is. All of them have to be in your mouth. You have unlimited time to chew.
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Starting point is 01:29:28 He's shoveling them in pretty good. You're going to be okay, Nick. Take it nice and easy. Now, the coldness of the water may make the Skittles more dense. As long as you get them in, though. Just wash them down. Also, it'll make them taste way worse. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Water after candy? Bad idea. Dude, you are about 40% done 40% of the way in there. Everyone retweet the yak. Retweet the stream. Very deceiving in the cup.
Starting point is 01:29:57 I still don't think it looks like there'd be 300. Use your molars, brother. Use your back. Chipmunk it in there. I tried to do I tried to do the thing where you look and you're like There's five Skittles right there And then you like multiply
Starting point is 01:30:10 That's what I was doing I was counting the size What did he do to earn two more minutes 20 pushups for two more minutes Oh man I just saw it in your mouth It's just a fucking brick Just a brick of Skittle I don't know if he would have been able to do it in 15 minutes Yeah I don't think he would have been able just saw it in your mouth. It's just a fucking brick. It's a brick of Skittle. I don't know if you would have been able to do it in 15 minutes. Yeah, I don't think you would have been able to do it in 15.
Starting point is 01:30:31 No, I don't think you would either. Oh, God. You can give up and just take the double reds. No, Nick, don't give up. All the colors turn brown. Give up and do the double reds. You can still get there. He hasn't swallowed at all, dude.
Starting point is 01:30:44 All the colors turn brown. Swallow brown. You can still get there. He hasn't swallowed at all, dude. All the colors turned brown. Swallow something. There's Frank. Okay. All right. All right. All righty.
Starting point is 01:30:57 You guys ever notice yourself talking like Frank? Sometimes I get out of bed. Ew, ew, ew. Ew. Take the double reds. What is that? Oh, no. Oh, my God. It looks like a tumor. It looks like a tumor. Oh, no. Oh, ew. Ew. Take the double ritz. What is that? Ah. Oh, no. It looks like a tumor. It looks like a tumor.
Starting point is 01:31:08 Oh, no. Oh, sorry. That is so bad. Ew. That is so bad. He's double ritzing himself. He chewed it up and is taking bites off of it. It's a self double ritz.
Starting point is 01:31:19 It is. Yep. Mm. I had too much in my mouth where I couldn't swallow. Is this the Skittle? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yep. Mm. I had too much in my mouth where I couldn't swallow. Is this the Skittle? Yeah. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Yep. Yeah. All right, you're going to have to double Ritz from KB. I'm going to say Zah doesn't add to the double Ritz because he gave a valiant effort. It's just a KB double Ritz. Nick, valiant effort. Y'all are bros. Yeah, come on.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Yeah. Give up. Tap out. Just finish what's in your hand. Let's spin the wheel. I'm making space. I'm making space. Tap out. Just finish what's in your hand. Let's spin the wheel. I'm making space. I'm making space. I'm going to get them all in my mouth.
Starting point is 01:31:49 No, you're not. Yes, yes, yes, he is. No, you're not. Yes, he is. He's going to pour them all in. Go, Nick. Go, Nick. I want this, bro.
Starting point is 01:31:55 If you can just get them all in your mouth, it counts. You don't have to eat them. No, he does. He does. There's no way he's going to get all those in his mouth. Look how much space they take up. Dude, there's no way. He can pour that.
Starting point is 01:32:04 His mouth cavity is bigger than that cup. You can just put them in your mouth. You can then spit them out. No, no spitting. No spitting. That glass is not exceptionally large. If he gets them in his mouth. Come on, Nicky. Come on, Nicky.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Try to get them in your mouth. I don't want to find it. Find it. Find it, Nicky. See that last little bit. Back this last little bit down in 20 seconds. No way. No.
Starting point is 01:32:22 Down in 20 seconds. No way. You don't even have to chew it. Just get it in your mouth. Just get all of them in your mouth. You don't even have to chew them. You can spit them right out. All in your mouth. Oh, he's shaking. Here he goes.
Starting point is 01:32:37 This makes me so nervous. All the sugar. We've never seen Grant Hill play this hard. Ten. There's no way. Hey. That was a great try. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Somehow you came out of your own show as the biggest L. Everything bad on the show happens to me. L-Tay, yeah. KB, can you give him the double reds, please? You guessed 87. I should be made fun of forever. The best part is when you hear me reading off the numbers, you could hear Nick go, uh-oh. Right as I read 350, he's like, oh, no.
Starting point is 01:33:30 You knew you were fucked. It looks like tuna salad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Something about people choking stuff up makes me laugh so hard. It looked like his body was full of Skittles. He got shot in the back of the head. Can we replay the end of the
Starting point is 01:33:48 Skittles? Nick, when you were trying to put him down, it looked like you got three in and then you started spinning him back up. The first one just went straight down my throat. I had about 200 left. Here it is. Nick's getting shot in the back of the
Starting point is 01:34:04 head full of Skittles. Skittles are so hard. Play it again. You think you could have done 15 minutes? No. You have to chew them so hard. I should have gone one at a time and just swallowed them whole. Yeah, like pills. That would have them so hard. Yeah. I should have gone one at a time and just swallowed them whole.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Yeah, like pills. That would have been so bad. That would be one a second. Does anyone know how many is in a bag? I got two of those big bags. That would be like 30-something. Holy shit, that was funny. All right, spin the wheel again.
Starting point is 01:34:40 Nick, we need you to come back because there's a lot of Nick left in the show. Thank you so much Nick I am so grossed out by this don't worry the good news is Nick the good news is there's a far grosser thing that Zah's gonna have to do oh good yeah
Starting point is 01:34:56 I forgot the show was about him I did I was like wait what you kind of lost space and time I had to spin the wheel Zaj drank the fuck out of his swamp juice
Starting point is 01:35:08 oh my god you did I need it you finished it oh my god there's only like two shots left that was
Starting point is 01:35:16 that was intentional that we wanted to do the physical Nick is going for it go Nick go Nick you got it you got it
Starting point is 01:35:21 oh no why oh oh oh Go, Nick. Go, Nick. You got it. You got it. Oh, no. Lime. Okay, nice. Nice, nice. All right, let's spin it again. Nothing grosses me out more than regurgitation. That whole last 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:35:39 Wait, was that for a club? That was not for a club. What? That was just we owed the people a double ritz. So we worked it into the game. Yeah, that got us nowhere closer to the finish. 87, Nick. You stupid fuck.
Starting point is 01:35:55 You knew I was going to say 87. I'd love to see what 87 feels like. I'm so embarrassed. Shock glass. I think I just had 87. You might have. All right, here we go. A Pan-African sleeve just. Take your drinks off. All right, here we go. A Pan-African sleeve. Take your drinks off.
Starting point is 01:36:08 All right, take your drinks off. Finish your... All right, so we got four left. Four left. Finish your swamp juice? Yes. How are you feeling? A 10 Percocets.
Starting point is 01:36:16 10 Percocets. Way better. Way better than that. The boy's itchy. All right, here we go. Four left. He's worried about the Pan-African. Train simulator.
Starting point is 01:36:31 All right. Fuck yeah. Okay. Zah, you're going to put on the VR glasses. I like this. Zah knows how to do train simulators. So here's the issue. My head.
Starting point is 01:36:43 My hair. So when I saw that. When I saw that, so I have a special, for the one I have, I have a special band, that thing, so hopefully it fits. Okay, you know what? We'll make it work. If it doesn't fit, you can choose someone to simulate, do the train simulator for you, and you
Starting point is 01:36:59 will help them. Pick me. I don't like that. Harry's my partner. Okay. All right. Here we go. What? We're just syncing it up. Doxton. Syncing it up.
Starting point is 01:37:08 You can say my first name. It's VR porn. You'll be fucked by two men. That's what I thought it was going to be, dude. We discussed it. Nick, TJ, and Quigs and I were on a text chain last night trying to plan everything out, and that was discussed. It was also discussed to do what was it train the song
Starting point is 01:37:25 yeah yeah he would have to sing hey soul sister yeah but instead we figured Zah loves train simulators so this just
Starting point is 01:37:34 straight up train simulator very afraid of finger licking good could have him sing hey soul sister I'm gonna say that right now for the people at home
Starting point is 01:37:40 finger licking good is going to get bad we could have him sing soul sister it's gonna get bad could still have him him sing salsa. It's going to get bad. We could still have him singing it. He's got the most physical challenges left.
Starting point is 01:37:49 The last three things are very physical. Drops of Jupiter, maybe. What's another train song, KB? Nate. Virginia. We're going to retake the stream if you got it. I forgot. I couldn't remember the state.
Starting point is 01:38:02 I know it was a state. Please subscribe to the Yak YouTube. Please. We're very close to 100,000. Want to get it? Want the plaque. Want the plaque? That jump he did when the critter came was so fucking funny.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Roan's reaction was, dude. I screamed like Homer Simpson. Great moments in Yak history. We play that again, TJ, while we wait? That looks sus, KB. It sounded sus. It's a clip that Stephen tweeted. Now she's back from that soul vacation, making her way to the constellation.
Starting point is 01:38:42 Yeah. Yeah. What's up, Jack? What's up, Jupiter? What is it? What's up? Stink. That was you, Roan?
Starting point is 01:38:59 That was Case. That was Roan. I had to scream before. Wilhelm screamed. That was a case. That was worse. I had to scream before. There it is. Wilhelm scream. That was Wilhelm. Holy fuck. Ah, real mom. What a great moment.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Holy fuck. So Zah can do it himself. All right, so that means that. All right, so Zah, train simulator. So Zah won't quite need the hand things. Yep. So Zah. Once we get you in there, you'll be okay.
Starting point is 01:39:31 Yeah, let's get you in there. We're going to be able to see what's going on. We're going to be able to see him. There he is. Hell yeah. Whoa. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:39:37 So Zah, where are you at? The mic? Found it? Yep. I will. Certainly. Tell me to click on stationary boundaries. Click on stationary boundaries. Click on stationary boundaries. Click on stationary boundaries.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Can we hear the Roan scream one more time? Yeah, one more time. It looks like at a fun house when a skeleton pops out. Yeah, the automated sound it makes. Woo! Play it again. Oh my god. That is unreal. I don't know why he's on the floor right now.
Starting point is 01:40:15 What is he doing? What does he need to do? Tell us. Switch to stationary boundary. Switch to stationary boundary. Zah, switch to stationary boundary. Zah. He can't hear you.
Starting point is 01:40:25 So what I'm doing is with the Oculus, you've got to set up your safe zone. No, you just hit that. Confirm. You just hit confirm. But if you hit stationary, you don't have to set it up because you're standing still. Oh, whoops.
Starting point is 01:40:40 God damn it, Roan. I'm going to play that scream so many times tonight. It is a good-ass scream. Holy fuck. I want to hear it again.an I'm going to play that scream so many times tonight That was a good ass scream Holy fuck I want to hear it again Can I hear it again? It's like when Mar from Home Alone hooks up to the washing machine
Starting point is 01:40:55 and gets electrocuted It was so real, too Because that thing was gnarly and it jumped I didn't think it had that jump in it No, I thought it was dying. It went straight from fucking mid-room right to Kate's lap. Am I doing the roller coaster game?
Starting point is 01:41:14 Yeah, so when we say train simulator, you probably thought you were going to play a train simulator. Tell them to click on classic. Click on classic, Zah. Classic. Click on classic. Classic, Zah. Classic. Click on classic. Zah, you actually are going to train if you ever have to take
Starting point is 01:41:29 a roller coaster while doing a Jenga set. What? That is what we're going to train you for. That's a game you can play? Well, no. The Jenga's in real life. Okay. The roller coaster is VR. Alright, sorry. Run that back one second.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Okay. So there is a Jenga set in front of you. You're going on a roller coaster and you're going to have to successfully do an entire two rows of Jenga. Two rows of Jenga. I mean, this could happen in real life. We're training you for it. A lot of people.
Starting point is 01:42:04 I don't know if he could ride. I know. We picked this because we knew that you didn't like roller coasters. Does he need the mic? No, he doesn't need it. No, he does not need the mic. It would be better. Close.
Starting point is 01:42:18 Close to me. It would be better for people to hear. Okay. Who was that? I've never seen a Jenga set like that. What club are you playing for? You want a three wood? You want a sand wedge?
Starting point is 01:42:33 Go with the two iron. The driver is specific to one game. Get the wedge, dude. Can't use the driver yet. I'd go two iron. I got the putter, right? Yeah, you got your putter. You can do a pitching wedge, a sand wedge.
Starting point is 01:42:45 I got all my irons. Yeah, you can go three wood, five wood, pitching wedge, sand wedge. That wedge is going to be helpful. Let me do wedges before I do driver. Okay. Let me do the sand wedge. All right, he's playing for a sand wedge. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:42:57 You got to get two rows. That's all you got to get, two rows. Tell us when you're on the roller coaster. Also, add into this, he finished all the swamp juice. Yeah, T-Rex. Sure. Sure. So which wedge? Is this going to be the
Starting point is 01:43:16 sand wedge? It's the sand wedge. Is it going to be hard? Choose. Oh, you hit choose. T-Rex. Yeah. It's going to be hard. Choose. Choose. Choose. Choose. Oh, you hit choose. T-Rex.
Starting point is 01:43:30 Choose. The king of the choose. Play. All right. I don't know what this game is. We just downloaded the first one. We've no idea. Then we use a little roller coaster game and pick the first one. All right.
Starting point is 01:43:41 Play. All right. Here we go. Zaza and the roller coaster. Hold on, Zaza. You've got to wait until you're on the roller coaster. There it is. There it is. Wait. Hold on. You've got we go. Zaza and the roller coaster. Hold on, Zaza. You got to wait until you're on the roller coaster. There it is. Wait.
Starting point is 01:43:47 You're touching it. Be very careful. It's thick as hell. I'm going to get a picture of this. Holy fuck. Loading. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:43:59 This is fucking. Wait, get the mic. Bring the mic back. Okay. Here's Zaza. Yep, I got it. It's coming. Push the safety bar
Starting point is 01:44:09 and press what to start? I can't see, so I don't know. Okay. Is he beginning the roller coaster? Is it moving? No. Let's go back to his roller coaster screen. Oh, no, go back to his roller coaster screen. I knocked the bug over. What just happened? She knocked over the bug. He's not near you.
Starting point is 01:44:46 All right. Okay. The mic is very... It's pointed towards you. Just talk normal, Zah. You don't have to talk into the mic. If you don't mind. If you don't mind.
Starting point is 01:44:54 Well, I don't know how the game works. Oh, true. My boy's eyes are sweating. Just get on it. All right. Ready? Yep. You got to start the roller coaster.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Start the roller coaster. Start the roller coaster. Yo, this is... Watch out. Yo. Oh, my days. Can't pick from the top three rows, Zaha. I can't see the top three rows, Big Cat.
Starting point is 01:45:10 I got to find them. That's the top three rows. Go lower. I got to do it. You got one. You got one. I need one at least before this fucking thing goes down. Okay, you got one out.
Starting point is 01:45:23 You got to put it on the top. You got to put that one on the top. Top. Top. Behind it. There it is. Oh... There ya go. There ya go. Oh no, the other way. Other way.
Starting point is 01:45:32 This roller coaster starts. There we go, Zog. He's like dinosaurs. Oh... Oh, God! I'm gonna have to close my eyes! Zog, close your eyes! No closing eyes! No closing eyes!
Starting point is 01:45:43 I hate this shit, guys. One hand at a time. No closing eyes! I hate this... Holy shit. at a time. I hate this bullshit. No closing eyes. Atta boy. What dinosaur did you just see? Oh fuck. Oh my god! Here we go, Zod. You got a couple. Oh shit. Don't look away, Zod. Don't look away. Oh Look away Can't look
Starting point is 01:46:11 Oh, no, come on right next to it right next to it Rise open that's two. Okay. Oh, God. All right. Oh, my God. Keep it on. Keep it on. You need four more, Zach. Come on. Think of the clubs. Oh, he's going.
Starting point is 01:46:31 Oh, dude. Is that for real? Yeah, no. He doesn't like roller coasters. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Listen, when we planned this, we went for his weakness.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Get back on the tower, back on the tower. Can't give up. You're so close, man. Yeah, you got one there. You're hitting a nice, smooth little straightaway. There he goes. Atta boy, Zah. There you go.
Starting point is 01:47:01 I'm literally doing this. I'm not. Right next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to those two. There you go. Just line it up with those two. Let's go. I'm literally doing this blind. I'm not. Right next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next to those two. There you go. Just line it up with those two. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:47:07 Okay, it's dark. You're in a cave, so you're good. Wait, why is this doing that? He's got one. Why do I see the computers? You guys see what I'm seeing? Yep, you're coming to the end of a tunnel. Oh, yo. Yo, this thing is going up there.
Starting point is 01:47:36 Zod, look forward. Look forward, Zod. Look forward. I can't. You have to look forward. I'm going to close my eyes. I'm going to close my eyes. My eyes are closed.
Starting point is 01:47:44 Yo, Joe, open them up. Open your eyes up. Open'm going to close my eyes. My eyes are closed. Open them up. Open your eyes. Open them up. Oh, okay. Zah. Zah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:47:55 Zah, put your hand. Get it. Get the bottom. Zah, go for the bottom. Go for the bottom. Go for the bottom of the dragon tower. Oh, the bug. The bug is out, Zah. Did you just touch the bug? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:48:29 Bug, you put your hand... That's not funny. That's not funny. The cat, it went right to you. Look at how much I'm sweating. That's not funny. It's literally, like, right under your shit. It went right to your shoes.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I hope you don't get into any sand traps because you will not have a sandwich. All right, next challenge. Thank you, Zah. That was fucking incredible. That was not fair. I mean, look at me. He's sweating.
Starting point is 01:49:13 I literally was not. This is when I was okay, then I started. I literally was terrified on this challenge. I think people are playing. Look at the footage from before. I literally had no ounce of sweat. Are you talking about the roller coaster? The roller coaster set me off.
Starting point is 01:49:28 Once I'm off, I'm off. Holy shit. That's incredible. Zod does not like roller coasters. Oh, no. He's sweating. He needs a second. He needs a second.
Starting point is 01:49:47 Oh, fuck. His glasses. Zai, your glasses are in here. Oh, man. I kind of felt bad. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't happy with that at all. All right, we'll give him the sand wedge.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Let's give him the sand wedge. Okay. Let's put the sand wedge in there. Oh, no. Are those VR roller coasters? Is that legit? Oh. Yeah, they're legit.
Starting point is 01:50:03 I kind of want to try it. You're not going to think that... Come on, Kyle. We're going to give him a pity sand wedge. rollercoasters that legit? Oh. I just don't like rollercoasters. Yeah, they're legit. I kind of want to try it. You're not going to think that. Come on, Kyle. We're going to give him a pity sand wedge. Put it in the bag. But wait, you get to engrave it with something you want. Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:14 Yes. It's exhilarating. Rollercoaster tycoons. Oh, my God. I didn't know he was that afraid of rollercoasters. I didn't know. I was laughing so hard I wasn't making any noise. No, he was pissed. I was like choking.
Starting point is 01:50:23 Yeah. He was really mad when he took them off. I was choking because I don't even think he's mad about the bug. That's what I thought he was mad about. He's fine. He's fine. He's coming running back. He's a gamer.
Starting point is 01:50:35 Zaza. Reset. He reset. Zaza, we gave you the sandwich. Hey. Hey. Zaza, we gave you the sandwich. You got the sandwich.
Starting point is 01:50:45 Thank you wedge Thank you Thank you for the act I'll do anything That was petrifying What was the scariest part? So I just don't fuck with anything So like the How do you say?
Starting point is 01:50:59 Adrenaline I don't mess around with that So I have to get on a plane after this To go to the Classic tomorrow. And the fucking up and downs on the planes, that up and down on the roller coaster. Oh, shit. Do you like the plane simulator? That's the funny part. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:13 That's the funny part. Dude, that makes me feel so good. That was so funny. The end of the release in my brain. Will he be able to get clubs at the pro shop tomorrow for this? No. We're going to get you custom fitted. You want to be custom fitted, right?
Starting point is 01:51:26 Yeah. Might as well. That was the promise from two years ago. Yes, and I'm going to do it. I'm going to take care of it. I will pay for everything. We just got to... No, I'm paying for everything. I said I was paying for everything. We just got to... The only thing is, someone else is going to have to set it up. I don't know. You set it up and I'll pay for
Starting point is 01:51:42 literally everything. We'll go make a video. After my whole thing that I shouldn't have done. Stop. It's all right. It's all right. You should have done that. All right, here we go. We got three left.
Starting point is 01:51:52 Zah, that was incredible content. Wow. Look how close to a Jenga he was. Holy fuck. Oh my God. We have a picture of the bug on. I did three tells. Yes.
Starting point is 01:52:04 Bro, it was barely on my finger first. As soon as I felt it, I felt it. It was on your finger, yeah. I already touched it once, and you didn't know it. Yeah. Because it was on its back, and you brought it back to life. But also visual, though. I didn't know what was on my.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Oh, my God. All right. Oh, my days. Oh, my days. Oh, my days. All right, let's spin the wheel. We got three left. Wait, here it is.
Starting point is 01:52:24 Yeah, you had to get it off. Oh, let's spin the wheel. We got three left. Wait, here it is. Yeah, you have to get all people. I got to watch that again. I got to watch that again. Holy shit. The speed that he shakes his hands. Oh. Why? Why?
Starting point is 01:52:42 Was that a dog, that sound? Oh, my God. This episode alone has just created the greatest soundboard of all time. Oh, my God. The Roan scream. All right, let's spin it again, Zaha. You're very close to a full set. I'm crying.
Starting point is 01:53:03 Oh, my God. There it is. Pan-African. Pan-African. I'm crying. Oh my god. There it is. Pan-African. The pans are over here now. So this is our episode's version of the Rube Goldberg machine. It's like when Dana and Marty used to do the ping pong ball thing
Starting point is 01:53:18 off the cups. We are doing the same thing except you have to use all these pans for a chain reaction. Throwing the ping pong balls. I use other stuff too? You can if you'd like. It just needs to hit these pans.
Starting point is 01:53:33 We'll gauge if it's good. You have to get it in the cup. The cup is a plus one to get your club. These are minus ones. Wow. Okay. But you can gamble. If you're confident in your machine, throw two and get in the plus ones. Ah. You can lose. Ah. Okay. But you can gamble. If you're confident in your machine, throw two and get in the plus one.
Starting point is 01:53:49 Yes. Two clubs. So these are my must-use items. That's your pan. Those are my must-use items. No, no, keep that there. Keep that there. Keep that there. Why?
Starting point is 01:53:59 If those are my must-use items, then keep that there. You can use anything. You want the Jenga, too, or should we move the Jenga? I think it's fair to say. It's wild, bro. It's wild. You can use some of, we'll gauge on
Starting point is 01:54:10 if you used enough pans. Okay. All right. I gotta go do a thing. I need y'all to back me up. We got an email the other day. I have to go do the rundown. Oh, I do, too.
Starting point is 01:54:17 I got an email. I got asked to do it. It was us three that were asked. Oh, well, I'll just go run it and I'll pick two other people. Well, it's good timing as he sets it up, you know? We can't say no anymore, so I gotta go do it and I'll pick two other teams. Well, it's good timing as he sets it up, you know. We can't say no anymore, so I've got to go do it.
Starting point is 01:54:27 But they asked me and Roan as well. We can't not do it. No, I think they implied that we pushed the rundown. The yak was over with. Let's just push the rundown until we're done. No, they said you can leave the yak early in the email. I thought it said you can't. Yeah, it said it takes precedence over the last couple weeks.
Starting point is 01:54:45 It just has Big Cat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It actually is. That's a good idea. When we say they, we mean Dave. No, you can start building them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:55 Yeah, it's not getting in your way. Maybe some building music. Is the tower still there? You want the bug in any way? Oh, yeah, the bug could be the catalyst that starts the ball. Hey, Cat, we have a conundrum. What's wrong? Three of us got asked to do the rundown today, and we're not supposed to say no.
Starting point is 01:55:18 I got to go do it. Why can't we do it at 3.30? I'll do it with you at 3.30. We'll do it afterwards. We'll do it at 3.30. Tell them 3.30. I'll do it with you. All right. I'll go tell them. All right. Just have everything set up. I'll do it with you at 3.30. We'll do it afterwards. We'll do it at 3.30. Tell him 3.30. I'll do it with you. All right.
Starting point is 01:55:26 I'll go tell him. All right. Just have everything set up. I'll do it with you. We have two challenges left. You should have seen the cockiness on Coleman's face when he asked me today. Oh, no. I told him, don't fucking ask me.
Starting point is 01:55:41 Zoopy. Solely he knows. It's all Coleman. Coleman, you son of a bitch. and ask me. Zoopy? Solely he knows. It's all Coleman now. Coleman, you son of a bitch. Oh, he's as busy as a bee. He's a visual guy. Yep, yep, yep.
Starting point is 01:55:55 Oh! Jenga! There goes his sandwich. Sandwich taken away. All right, so I'm going to give you a time clock here. You have to have your ping pong ball trick shot done by 3.05. You have seven
Starting point is 01:56:12 minutes. Final episode of Most Dangerous Game Show is tonight. Oh, yeah. At 8 p.m. Find out who won. Go check out that. Excited to watch myself. Then we got an after show after with most of the cast.
Starting point is 01:56:40 So tune in for that as well. Great plug. Also, the nicest season two came out yesterday. Episode one of, they don't do seasons, but it was a new episode one. And Rediscovering America also came out yesterday. Let's go, boys. Know that.
Starting point is 01:56:56 I'll be. They care, right? Yeah. There was a lot of ass shaking in that episode. Me and Kyle weren't anywhere to be found for that. I got nervous. What are you playing for? You have a five.
Starting point is 01:57:07 You can get a five wood. You can get a pitching wedge. It's a specialty. So I have the putter, right? You have a putter. Let me do a driver. No, you can't do the driver. The driver is specific to one game.
Starting point is 01:57:17 What do I have? What are your woods? You can do your woods or you can do a pitching wedge. I have the sand. You have a sand. Let me do the three. The three wood? I have the sand. You have a sand. Let me do the three. The three wood? Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:25 Okay. Three wood. I have a question for the boys that aren't Za and girl, Kate. Is it fucked up that we're making Za do this for something he should have gotten?
Starting point is 01:57:38 Maybe a little. Yeah, but it's for content. It's for content. He was going to have to do this anyway. It's here. Yeah, you're right. It's not your debt, too. I didn't want it to be this anyway. It's here. Yeah, you're right. It's not your dead tooth. I didn't want it to be this.
Starting point is 01:57:47 Oh, it is. You got to start setting up some pans, though. Yeah. You got to make sure that we can... It is called Pan African. Mm-hmm. Ah. Why not just flat?
Starting point is 01:57:58 He needs that happening. Don't make it harder on yourself. Okay. He's used about 87 Jenga blocks. It's reminding me of the stoves we use at home. It's the fire ones. The fire ones, you build a little something, and you put it on there. So it's a little reminder of home.
Starting point is 01:58:14 Pan-Africa, isn't it? Yeah. Guys, what you looking for? Sass, how's that dog biscuit sitting? Fine. I mean, it wasn't that bad. It was just more like tasted bad.
Starting point is 01:58:30 Yeah. Ah. It wasn't like hard to get down. You're the best dude in the world. It's just like eating a bad cracker. A double Ritz, if you will. I'm worried about him. He's going this way. this way which way this way I
Starting point is 01:58:47 Think I think he's all off after the bar coaster. He's not thinking straight. Yeah, going for like sentimental value He was doing it like a chopped contestant like I used to use these ingredients My mother used to cook mother used to cook with a couple of Jenga pieces right underneath the pan. What's he doing? What's he got? What is that? A triangle? A spoiler from a car?
Starting point is 01:59:16 Oh, fuck. You have pans right here. Is that the thing that goes over a grill? I don't think that's going to help. Oh, you want... It's bouncing, Zod. It's not... You want to bounce it.
Starting point is 01:59:26 Okay, everybody shut the fuck up. Maybe he should be able to help. All right, he's going to take his first attempt. That's going to just deflect it. How many does he have to use? All of them, right? He can use any of them. I have another pan right here.
Starting point is 01:59:42 Pans. Why is the sweatshirt there? Move the sweatshirt. Yeah, use... Another pan right here. Pans. Why is the sweatshirt there? I just... Move the sweatshirt. Yeah, I'm confused. He did drink an entire glass of... Oh, shit. His brother used to have a sweatshirt like that.
Starting point is 01:59:54 It's from years ago. If Zop pulls this off, it will be a miracle, because I don't fuck with the vision right now. This isn't... I'm not too confident with this one. This vision... I don't think it's... It the vision this isn't I'm not too confident I don't think it's It's not it's not a rolling, but it is gonna roll okay. I like to the base of the cup
Starting point is 02:00:17 He is putting a lot of things a lot of things up to chance because there are two minus one clubs Okay Sure Okay, so give it a try Give it like a halfway try. Give it a try. Yeah, this doesn't count. You can tell us when you're... This isn't an official try. Just try it.
Starting point is 02:00:29 Yeah, you can just try. You can test it out. It can be a test. Oh, no, no, Zah. Zah, also keep in mind, I believe the chair goes up. Zah, I believe the chair goes up. You're thinking you're going bounce roll? You bounced. Did you get a first deep? Yeah, on the same level. All right, he's the chair goes up. You're thinking you're going bounce roll? You bounced.
Starting point is 02:00:45 Did you get a frisbee? We're on the same level. All right. He's going to try here. All right. Okay. Oh, okay. You're onto something.
Starting point is 02:01:02 Okay. That was pretty sharp. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay.
Starting point is 02:01:18 Yeah, make it interesting. Yeah. There's a minus one and a plus one. So to make it interesting, we have a minus one, plus one. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's give it some shots, Zaha. Now if a shot goes in the plus one. So to make it interesting, we have a minus one plus one. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's give it some shots. Now if a shot goes in the plus one, that's it.
Starting point is 02:01:28 It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus one's on the right. Degree is the name of the game. Yep. I want to add, how much time do I have left? You have a minute.
Starting point is 02:01:36 And I think that's enough pans. Yeah, I think you're good. I think you're good. You don't have to add anything else. Oh, the trash can could be big. All right. You want to go? Are you ready to go? So this is official. of its first cup it hits it will be over. Oh
Starting point is 02:01:50 It's one bite. Yeah You get which are both both shots. I'm saying once one goes into a cup. It's open. Okay, so let's hope it's not the minus one Yes For people watching at home the one Let's see where the, do we have the? It's lower left. Minus one is lower left. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:10 Let's go, Zaha. All right, yeah. All right, yep. So the one closer to the. So the middle cup is the plus one. Yeah, the one closer to the people is the one he's going for. Closer to the people is the one I'm going for. All right, here we go, Zaha.
Starting point is 02:02:27 Here we go, Zaha. Oh, that's good. That's okay. Right idea. There. Oh! What, is that a plus minus? That's a minus.
Starting point is 02:02:39 What a shot! Can I keep going? Keep going. That was a great shot. That was a great shot. You can gamble. You can... A second try? What if he gets another minus one? Then he loses two was a great shot. You can gamble. You can second try.
Starting point is 02:02:46 And he loses to another club. All right, fine, fine. You got it, Zaha. Hold the dice. Come on, Zaha. You can also get two plus ones. You're back in the plus money. So what did he just lose?
Starting point is 02:02:56 Just lost a club. But what one did he put up on the line here? We'll figure it out. I don't have to. Win the club back. Win it out. We'll figure it out after. Win the club back. Win it back. If you could hit a plus one, Zod, before you hit another minus one, I'll give you the fucking whatever it is, a three wood.
Starting point is 02:03:16 I keep going until I hit something. I miswrote. That should have been a minus half, so you have to hit two to lose a full club. If you hit the plus one before you hit another minus one, you get club if you hit another minus one you lose a club knowing what you know is that where? You want the plus one? That where you want the plus one I can reconfigure you can reconfigure now. I don't know what the setup Oh So what do you got now? Oh, wow. Oh, so the plus one is on top.
Starting point is 02:03:50 That's not right. That's exactly where you... It's back to what it was. It's back to the original. Yeah, that's the original. It's very drunk. Okay. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 02:04:05 Dead middle, dead middle. So, no, plus one is, yeah, is now the furthest away from the people watching at home. Closest to KB. Bottom closest to KB is the plus one. Oh! Again, again, again. Come on, Zaha.
Starting point is 02:04:19 A little bit less. Oh! Zaha has lost the club. He has lost the club. He has lost the club. So I can't see that. I'm too short to see. I'm going off KB. It's okay.
Starting point is 02:04:43 Zaf, you're so close. Here's what we'll do. Zaf, because're so close. What? All right, here's what we'll do. Zaf, because we've got to keep moving because we've got to do the rundown. But five, you have five ping pong balls. I'm going to call it right now. I'm going to call it right now. Five ping pong balls.
Starting point is 02:04:58 You get five more shots. If you get any of them plus one, I'm going to give you the club. Five shots. Five shots. Five shot lead. Five shots. Come on, Zaf. of them plus one I'm gonna give you the club I've shot I've shot I've shot Lee I've shot five shots all you got to do is hit one in the plus one and you get a club let's go let's go okay so I won't count it's a warm count. That was a warm-up. That was a warm-up. Yo!
Starting point is 02:05:27 Yeah! Hey! On the next shot. Hey! Hey! Hell yeah, Zaha. Way to go. Give him the three wood.
Starting point is 02:05:41 Give him the three wood. Atta boy, Zaha. Ruth Bader Ginsburg champion. Yes. Okay, we got two more challenges. Way to go, Z him the three wood. Give him the three wood. Atta boy, Zod. Ruth Bader Ginsburg champion. Yes. Okay, we got two more challenges. Way to go, Zod. Fuck yeah. Did you confuse Rube Goldberg with Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Starting point is 02:05:53 Yeah, that's what he was doing. Yeah. I don't know what he was doing. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. He just did the Ruth Bader Ginsburg machine. That just means you're an ultra-feminist. That's nice. RGB.
Starting point is 02:06:04 I love him. Ruth's wild. I was like, what the fuck is that reference? All right. Hell yes. Oh, fuck. Ruth Bader Ginsburg champion. That was awesome.
Starting point is 02:06:17 I need the shirt. Here we go. Ruth Bader Ginsburg champion 22. What a gamer. What a gamer. Next shot. What a gamer. We have a nice set of clubs. Yeah, we go. Ruth Bader Ginsburg champion 22. What a gamer. What a gamer. Next shot. What a gamer. We have a nice set of clubs.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Yeah, we do. Nice set. We've got to try to win the driver. Oh, you don't. Wait, are these two last ones the two best ones? I would say these are the two best ones. Maybe. I think the one is the best.
Starting point is 02:06:40 The other one, it could have been at any time. Yeah, but these are good. All right, here we go. Let's spin. If we could prep spy cam. Okay. Finger licking good. Zah, what did you say after the roller coaster challenge?
Starting point is 02:06:57 You said anything for the yak? You did say that. So, Zah, if you remember correctly, we had a little do-to-do when Sass went to the Duane Reade downstairs and he bought Lay's chips and I asked him to get a snack. So this is how this is going to work. Finger licking good. There are seven snacks. I have them in a bag. You're going to put on a blindfold.
Starting point is 02:07:20 You're going to get to hear the crunch of each snack. And then you're going to lick our fingers and decide what they are. Yes. This is for the driver. You know what? Fuck it. I love that. Our champion.
Starting point is 02:07:40 Amazing. Okay, so Zot, blindfold yourself. I get to hear and taste. You will stand in front of the person while they crunch, and then you will lick and decide. So like the last time, do I get a list? I will tell you the list beforehand. Holy shit.
Starting point is 02:08:02 He is down. Once he has his... This is the driver challenge, is it not? This is the driver challenge is it not This is the driver challenge This is for the driver this is perfect too Scavenger hunt is the last thing That we'll finish the show with God damn Zoff what a man Oh your dad's tweeting about Brittany Griner
Starting point is 02:08:18 Oh no Get your blindfold on Get your blindfold on Get your blindfold on I will pass them out You need to have like a hair tie Yeah you guys gotta trust me I can't see Zod would you like us to wash our hands
Starting point is 02:08:40 Yes Or maybe get some hand sanitizer Absolutely the fuck not. Okay, then say it. I offered it. Alright. Okay. Hold on. I'm just going to tweet it out. Do you want to give him the headphones so he can hear better? ASMR style? Yeah. Give him the
Starting point is 02:08:55 headphones. Okay, hold on. It's on. You're fine. Here you are. Grab the headphones. Okay. Alright, so here's how we do it. Kate, why doesn't Zoss sit in your seat? Okay, yes. The person will come and crunch in the microphone.
Starting point is 02:09:17 Mouth crunch or hand crunch? Mouth crunch. No, no, keep your blindfold on. To get to the seat. Oh, yeah, to get to the seat. Yeah, that's a good call. All right. Okay, here we go on. To get to the seat. Oh, yeah, to get to the seat. Yeah, that's a good call. All right. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 02:09:31 All right, so make sure we get a good camera angle of the licks. Okay, so you're going to stand where Kate's standing. You're going to crunch and then lick, and then you're going to decide. So put on the headphones. Kate, why don't you come over here? You can start. You were born to play this game. He really was.
Starting point is 02:09:48 He was. Hold on. I don't know why I'm excited about this girl shit, but I'm excited. Put the headphones over the blindfold. Put the blindfold on first and then the headphones on. I have to. Yeah, that's easy. That's easier. I don't think so.
Starting point is 02:10:04 Get my boy another perk or something. I's easier. I don't think so. Get my boy another Perk or something. I got it. I'm all out. Hold it, and I'm going to put the headphones over. There it is. You see? You see? No, I can't hear it.
Starting point is 02:10:12 That's why I was trying to tell you. I got to go this way. Wait, but can we get a bigger blindfold? Do we have a bigger blindfold? Can you just put the shirt over your head? No, it's just my head is big. The headphones aren't big enough. Can we just open up the shirt and kind of put it over your head?
Starting point is 02:10:24 Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I trust you. There we go. I wanted it. The headphones aren't big enough. Can we just open up the shirt and kind of put it over your head? Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I trust you. There we go. I wanted it thick so I can't see nothing. And then just keep your eyes closed. Yeah, perfect. Okay, this works.
Starting point is 02:10:31 Just keep your eyes closed. This is dark enough. Okay, Zot, so Kate now has a snack. Kate has a snack. She's going to crunch, and then you're going to lick. Now, Zot. Hold on, holdah. Hold on. Wait, he gets a guess before
Starting point is 02:10:47 the lick, right? Can I analyze the crunch before the lick? We would appreciate that. Zah, I'm going to tell you the bank of snacks that you're deciding between. I will tell it to you twice. You get to decide when you want to hear it.
Starting point is 02:11:04 No list. You don't want the list? No, there's decide when you want to hear it. No list. You don't want the list? No, there's no physical list I can look at. No. Okay. All right. How many snacks? Seven snacks.
Starting point is 02:11:12 Seven snacks. I will tell you. We also want to see Zah lick, so you'll have to stick in the middle. Hey, you know, I'll flap it open like this. Okay. Boy, Zah's got integrity. Okay, here we go. Trust me, I can't see. Zod, would you like the list right now?
Starting point is 02:11:28 You have two times that I will read the full list to you. He won't be able to tell what seasoning's on our finger anyway by looking, I don't think. Okay, ready? Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me ask, before I get the list, is it the same category thing? So like last time we did candy. It's all salty snacks. So it's all candy snacks. You'll hear once you hear all snacks. It's all salty snacks. So it's all candy snacks.
Starting point is 02:11:45 You'll hear once you hear all that. It's all salty snacks. No candy. No candy. Salty snacks. So that could get you... He's gonna tell you them. Yeah, he's gonna tell you. I can tell you the list. You get two times I can tell you the list. You wanna hear it? So that's the problem. That's why I gotta decide on whether do I gamble on my first one or hear the list first thing.
Starting point is 02:12:01 You gotta hear the list. Hear the list for free. He gets two times. I said two times only. Oh, gamble on the first. I said two times. So last, I was going to go on blind. Do you want to gamble? Yeah, let's gamble. Let's gamble on the first one.
Starting point is 02:12:11 You know what? Fuck it. Salty snacks. All right, here we go. Let's see how good my ears. All right, Kate, take a crunch and make sure you get it on your fingers so he can lick. Big crunch. So hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 02:12:22 I also got to set guidelines. If it's a hold-on-to snack that you hold on while you're biting, do that. If it's a throw in your mouth, so like candy balls, like I'll throw it. No, there's no candy. You throw it. Oh, salty. No, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 02:12:39 I don't know how your chocolates or your biscuits are fucking made up over here. If they throw into your mouth. There's no candy involved. There's your mouth. There's no candy involved. There's no chocolate. There's no candy. It's only salty. Your salty could be a pretzel. It could be a bowl of.
Starting point is 02:12:51 You're right. You're right. You're right. It could be sour. You're right. Okay. Here we go, Kate. Am I doing it into the mic?
Starting point is 02:12:57 Yes. Into the mic. Crunch into the mic. I don't think anyone's ever licked my fingers besides me. Make sure you get a good bite. You can tell exactly what. Now, Kate, really get it on your fingers. One more bite, Kate.
Starting point is 02:13:14 Well, it's finger licking good. Okay. I don't know which finger to give them. All of them. Okay, I'm really rubbing it on good. Ready? I'm chewing. Ready?
Starting point is 02:13:24 This is diabolical. Okay. Okay, so crunch wasn't as prominent. It was a flaky, soft, thin. It was a thinner kind of crunch. Okay, I'm really rubbing it on. Which insinuates to me that it's not anything thick. It's not anything like a Twix bar.
Starting point is 02:13:47 It's a thin... They're salty snacks. I know, I know, I know. I'm working through it. I'm working through it. This is how I think. This is how I think. So it's something thin.
Starting point is 02:13:54 It isolates the category of chips. So I'm on the chips angle, right? So I'm on the chips angle. Do I have to be specific with the chips brand? Yes, absolutely. Okay, all right. Take a lick.
Starting point is 02:14:02 Take a lick. Wait, hold on. One more crunch. I'll get you a lick. One more crunch because wafer... Listen, wafer's in lanes. Okay, Take a lick. Take a lick. Wait, hold on. One more crunch. I'll get you a lick. One more crunch because wafer. Listen, wafer's a lazy. Okay, here we go. One more crunch and I'm putting it right in your mouth.
Starting point is 02:14:10 You're crazy for not hearing the list. I know. It's not. You could have. All you have to do is get. You want to hear the list? You just have to get four out of seven right to get the club. It's for the driver.
Starting point is 02:14:21 All right. Okay, so I hear the bag. I hear the bag. It's in a plastic bag. It's in a plastic bag. I hear the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the driver. Okay, so I hear the bag. I hear the bag. It's in a plastic bag. It's not a box. All right, Zog, take the lick. Wait, I'm freaking out. Take a lick.
Starting point is 02:14:32 Why? I can't see your hand, Kate. You went to war, Kate. Right in front of you, just lean forward. You touched his tongue. Come on. One more, one more, one more. One more, one more, one more. One more?
Starting point is 02:14:47 One more? One more? One more. One more, K. One more. Oh, fuck. This is so fucking good. Because I've got a fucking, yo, I've got gold clubs on the fucking line.
Starting point is 02:14:58 Give me one more. God damn it. Got the same finger. All right. So cheesy. Cheetos, I was thinking. No, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 02:15:08 Ah, no. Sunchip, sunchip, sunchip, sunchip. Aftertaste, aftertaste tells me. Zod, do you want to hear the list? I think you want to hear the list. God fucking damn it. All right, go. All right.
Starting point is 02:15:19 The list is these are the seven snacks. There's Lay's Original. There's Chex Mix. There's Goldfish. There's Cool Ranch Doritos, there's Triscuits. Cool Ranch Doritos. Boom, you got it. Yeah. There you go.
Starting point is 02:15:28 Here are the rest of it. Here are the rest of the list. All right, I'll save the whole list again. So Cool Ranch Doritos are off. Good guess. All right, so there's Cool Ranch Doritos, there's Triscuits, there's Lay's, there's Chex Mix. What the fuck is Triscuits? There's Goldfish, there's Pirate's Booty, there's Pringles.
Starting point is 02:15:43 Pirate's Booty's cheesy. Pringles. And Kate ran out of the room. Yeah, she's booty. There's Pringles. Pirate's booty is cheesy. Pringles. And Kate ran out of the room. Yeah, she didn't. Who wants to go next? Who wants to go next? I'm sorry, Kate. Here we go.
Starting point is 02:15:52 I'm sorry, Kate. All right, Brandon. Golf cups to win. The second lick was so funny. I liked it. One more finger was just over his mouth. I know why Kate's freaking out. I'm the one that can.
Starting point is 02:16:04 Yeah, you're the one licking strangers' out. I'm the one catching diseases out here. Alright, here we go, Zod. This is the crunch. Brandon's crunching. If it's Chex Mix, grab everything. That's Chex Mix. That's the little fucking thing. Wait, hold on. I gotta hear that one more time. That has to be Chex Mix
Starting point is 02:16:24 because that crunch is vicious. It's a has to be Chex Mix because that crunch is vicious. It's a vicious crunch. Chex Mix has that fucking chip that's brown, and I hate that fucking thing because it all – I have bad teeth. I don't know if you can zoom into it. I have bad teeth. It fucks up my teeth. It gets into the back of my fucking molar and the one that was –
Starting point is 02:16:37 You want to hear it again? I'm not chewing in the mic right now. Do you want to hear it again? Do you have an answer? I have it in the mic. No, in the mic, please, if you can chew hear again? You have an answer? I have in the mic. No, in the mic, please, if you can chew one more. So I'm thinking Chex Mix off the side. All right, here we go. You ready?
Starting point is 02:16:50 Going in. Stop talking. That's what I need. Only chew. It has to be Chex Mix. All right, can I get the flavor? Oh, look at him. He wants it bad.
Starting point is 02:17:04 Hey, Brady, make sure you see. Brady, move, move, move. Yeah, yeah. Get in front of the. Here, do it again. Give it to him again. Wait, how? One more rub.
Starting point is 02:17:14 One more rub in there. Oh, my God. What flavor? What flavor? Fuck, I keep forgetting. That's pirate notes. That's not pirate's booty. That's a cheesy kind of flavor.
Starting point is 02:17:23 Fuck. That has me fucked up. Chex Mix has way too much shit in it. Chex Mix. I'm going to go with Chexoty. That's a cheesy kind of flavor. Fuck. That has me fucked up. Chex Mix has way too much shit in it. Chex Mix. I'm going to go with Chex Mix. That is correct. Atta boy. Who would like to go next?
Starting point is 02:17:35 Roan. Roan. All right. Jesus Christ, that was easy. Oh, man. All you got to do is get four. So if you get four, it's over. 2-0.
Starting point is 02:17:43 2. 2-0. Bad man. This is what he is it's over. Two and O. Two. Two and O. Badman. This is what he is so good at. Unprecedented. Badman Kings. There you go. All right, here comes Roan's crunch.
Starting point is 02:17:53 Tell him, Roan. Here he goes. Wow. What a crunch. Fuck, I've forgotten the list. You can hear it one more time. Oh, and that's what I know. Here's another crunch.
Starting point is 02:18:08 Listen, listen. Oh, fuck. Let me get a taste, I guess. Fuck, I don't have a read. I have no idea. I'll give you one more bite. I've forgotten. The problem is, Ron, I've't have a read I have no idea I'll give you one more bite The problem is, Rone, I've forgotten the list If I could remember the list
Starting point is 02:18:28 But I don't want to do it now Let me go two and one first Let me lose one, then I'll grab the list I don't know if that's going to help If a bite's going to help The bite's not going to help Yeah, just go for the taste Okay, finger, whatever
Starting point is 02:18:41 Finger Really rub it in there Make sure you're in the camera I've got to clear the flavor Clear taste. Okay, finger, whatever. Finger. Really rub it in there. Really rub it in. Make sure you're in the camera. I got to clear the flavor. Wait, can I say something? Clear the flavor. Water, water, water. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 02:18:50 No, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding. I got you. I got you. Is this Kate's? Clear the flavor. I opened one right there. Yeah, hand me that.
Starting point is 02:18:55 Wait for some water. He's taking fingers in his mouth. He can take. Oh, he's got to clean his palate. That water bottle. Oh, you're saying because Kate, yeah. Yeah, the water bottle's tainted because Kate may have had... He just licked Kate's finger.
Starting point is 02:19:08 He's like, I don't want that water bottle. Oh, we're waterboarding him now. He does waterboarding. We're waterboarding him. Okay. I went up my nose. Did that water taste cheesy too? Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 02:19:22 Yeah, a little bit. All right. Give him the taste. If you can hit the way back roll. Oh, no. Paint the mouth. Wait, hold on. Paint the tongue.
Starting point is 02:19:41 Paint the tongue. Paint the tongue. Paint the tongue. Paint the tongue. Paint the tongue. Paint the tongue. Other side. I love sauce so much. Very, very lame tasting. Very plain. I'm going to go with the original Lays.
Starting point is 02:19:56 Yeah! Oh, my God. Frito. Holy shit. Frito. That had me shook. That one had me rattled. All right. Who wants to go KB you wanna go
Starting point is 02:20:07 Yeah Alright Oh my god Paint the tongue Paint the tongue Oh different parts of the tongue Do different flavors my G That's true
Starting point is 02:20:18 He's right Paint the fucking tongue He's right You gotta paint the You know the wine man The wine I went to I went to France.
Starting point is 02:20:26 I was in transit in Paris, and they told me that with your wine, you shake it around your mouth. Yeah. Did they ever say anything about licking people's hands after salty snacks? Less of that. I heard that from you cats. Okay, here we go. Here comes KB's crotch. Sound or lick?
Starting point is 02:20:43 Sound. Nice. Okay. Beautiful. Big crunch. Beautiful. Fuck, I found a list, though. Crunch, Dorito.
Starting point is 02:20:58 There was a bunch of chips. There was... One more? Can you do the bag, too? So I know if it's a bag. So, like, cheese is coming in the box. Oh, they're all in plastic bags. They're all in plastic bags. All right, cool.
Starting point is 02:21:09 If you don't mind. I forgot that shit. That's a soft. That crunch was very soft. It was very tender. It was as delicate as a woman's kiss. From what I remember from the things that were on the fucking list that are as delicate as a woman's kiss in terms of crunch-wise. Which is delicate as a woman's kiss. Because of the texture.
Starting point is 02:21:39 Pirate's booty. It's popcorn. It's popcorn. It's soft. It's popcorn. It's soft cooked. The seed goes into a soft shell outside, so it gives you a softer, gives you less of an aggressive. Then the deeper you get in the bite, that's when you get the real fucking. You get the goddamn seed. One more bite for me, KB, then we'll do the taste test.
Starting point is 02:21:59 It's like cheese, then I'm on the money. Popcorn. I heard it's ready for it. It's ready. Yeah. Okay, V. This is the one I'm actually terrified of. This guy isn't.
Starting point is 02:22:18 All right. Want to hear the list again? You're good. So I have one in mind. The one I remembered, I have it in mind, and I just need the... I can go three and one. If you get this, though, you have won the club. I can go three and one.
Starting point is 02:22:32 I'm coming. Boop. He couldn't get that much flavor off the fucking thing. Does Pirate's Booties, when they... He still has one more list, right? He can hear the list.
Starting point is 02:22:48 Yeah, but I have one more time, dude. I have one more time I can hear it. All he's got to do is get one more. So by you guys saying that, I get the sense that it's not Pirate Booty. I'm wrong. KB, go ahead. Give him one more lick. It's Pirate Booty. It's pirate booty. It's pirate booty.
Starting point is 02:23:09 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck, I didn't catch it. I didn't catch it early enough. I'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm not going to tell you what it is. All right, can I hear the list? Yes. So what?
Starting point is 02:23:19 We're three and one, right? Yep. Cool Ranch Doritos, Triscuits, Lays, Chex Mix, Goldfish, Pirates, Booty Pringles. So it's either Nick or Sass or Big Cat. Wait, Big Cat, you said that way too fast. I know I did. You said that way too fast. I know I did.
Starting point is 02:23:32 On purpose. All right. It's that Tris whatever the fuck it is. I don't know what the fuck it is. I can go. Do you want me to go? Sure. Would you like to?
Starting point is 02:23:39 Yeah, sure. I've never had Tris whatever the fuck you said. Tris. Frisket. Frisket. Frisket that. Big Cat approaches the microphone. He's getting closer. Levels out.
Starting point is 02:23:53 Ag. A dead giveaway. No, he's too deliberate with his fucking crunch. Chew like a normal person would chew it. That's what I'm saying. Okay. You're so deliberate with this fucking crunch. Chew like a normal person would chew it. That's what I'm saying. Okay. You're so deliberate with your crunch. One more crunch.
Starting point is 02:24:20 Oh, no. So here's what I'm confused by. Because it sounds like something that fucking, it takes up a lot of mucus and saliva when you bite it in your mouth. Yeah. Because the second one, when he said one more, sounded like a whole lot of wetness. But let's go with the taste.
Starting point is 02:24:42 Oh, my God. Oh my god You painted one side My G You painted one side Left side Oh my god That has to be Pirates No it's not Fuck I lied No it's a take back Oh my god. That has to be Pirates. No, it's not.
Starting point is 02:25:06 Fuck, I lied. No, it's a take back. No, it's a take back. No, no. Oh, no. So that's not Pirates. Not Pirates. We're not going to say what it was. Not going to say what it was.
Starting point is 02:25:18 What the fuck did KB add? I'm being too. God damn it. What the fuck did KB add? I think you just ruined all the fingers. Tough. No, it's just he said it so fast and I can being too. God damn it. What the fuck did KB have? I think you just won all the fingers. Tough. No, it's just he said it so fast, and I can't remember. The only thing I have on my mind is pirates.
Starting point is 02:25:30 God damn it. It's not pirates. It's that text. You're not going to give me pirates. Zal, I'm about to eat my chip. He's getting chargers. He's getting Frank the Tank right now. All he has on the brain is one answer.
Starting point is 02:25:43 No, it's just I was used to reading the last time. You're about to get a crunch. You're about to get a crunch, Zah. You're about to get a crunch. That's a chip. That's a chip. That is a fucking chip. That is a chip like I've never heard of.
Starting point is 02:25:58 Zah, what are your options with chips? That's what I can't remember. That's what I can't remember. You ready for another? That's a chip. I picked Lay's. I picked Doritos. I don't know what that Trix, whatever the fuck you said was.
Starting point is 02:26:18 Pirate's Booty. It's not Pirates. I've gotten wrong. So Pirates is going to come last. It's the one ship that Big Cat would not have repeated the list for. Fuck me sideways. Would you like a lick? Time for some tongue. A lick, I guess.
Starting point is 02:26:33 Fuck. A lick? I hope it's a prominence day. That's going to be Pirates. Salty. salty fuck it's not pirates it's not pirates or is it the original flavor pirates I know the cheese and fucking onions
Starting point is 02:26:57 flavored pirates booties one more oh fuck really paint it Oh, fuck. He already sat down. Really paint it. Yeah, really get it in there. You only used one finger last time, Nick. I feel like you could really kind of... Really paint it.
Starting point is 02:27:14 Yeah. I'm going to kind of choke him with your... I should remake The Irishman. I didn't know you liked to paint tongues. Oh, fuck. Can I get a bite? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Of his finger, fuck. Can I get a bite? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 02:27:27 Oh, no, no. Up his finger, yes. Can I get one more here of the list? I mean, the Nick juice. I finished the Nick juice in unprecedented time. All right, here we go. What's the pick? I got to hear it before I...
Starting point is 02:27:41 It's already over. You already heard it. Pick it. Fuck. The driver. It's the text, whatever the fuck he said it was. Terrestrial. Risk it.
Starting point is 02:27:52 That was an option. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. There's one last one. Sass will do it. Do we tell him what it was? No, we don't tell him what it was. If you get this one right, you get the driver.
Starting point is 02:28:05 If you get it wrong, you don't. Okay. God, I hope I know. Do I know? It's a chip. It's one of the chips I said I know. What? It's one of the things I said I know, right?
Starting point is 02:28:20 You guys, I know you're fucking with me. You didn't bite the thing? He's working on it right now. Wait, Sass, I was joking. That's not the last one. I gave him the dog biscuits. Could you tell that was a dog biscuits? Sass, for the record, show the record.
Starting point is 02:28:47 The record should show Sass was down. He ate the dog biscuit again. All right, here's the last one. Close the door so we can get better sound. Last one. Oh, man. I mean, that's got to be pirate. That bite has a lot going to it.
Starting point is 02:29:06 It has softness. It has a lot of flavor. Listen, it has different textures. Here's the thing, right? Because the seed, the bite of a seed, the bite of a seed is one of them that crunches real hard. It crunches your molars in the back. The softness of the fucking popcorn when it goes off gives you a little...
Starting point is 02:29:26 Wait, go again, size? Yeah, bite-wise, that has a lot of fucking flavor to it. That has dynamicness in terms of the bites. Okay, take the lick. We got to keep moving. Paint, paint, paint. Paint it. Paint the tongue.
Starting point is 02:29:43 Is he not painting? No. I gave him the dog biscuits, and he actually ate one. I was paint, paint. Paint the tongue. Is he not painting? No. I gave him the dog biscuits and he actually ate one and I was like, just kidding. That has to be Pirate Spooky. Final answer? One more paint.
Starting point is 02:30:00 On the tip. You went back. Pirates. Yeah! Driver! Wow. He got the mini driver. He almost got backdoor swept.
Starting point is 02:30:19 VJ. VJ. What a job. All right. We got one last thing, Zah. You've been a champion Alright Which ones did I get wrong?
Starting point is 02:30:29 Triscuits, Pringles and Goldfish You got wrong I completely forgot about the Goldfish That was perfect though because that was the right amount of difficulty Yes it was a perfect amount of difficulty Did I call the Goldfish Pirate's booty right? Because they're both cheese
Starting point is 02:30:44 You've never had a Triscuit? I don't even know. What is it? It's like a wheat cracker. Oh, yeah. Never had it. I put a lot of thought into the snacks. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 02:30:53 Last one, scavenger hunt. Nick? Scavenger hunt. All right, Zaz. Set up spy cam. Or Zaz glasses. I think they were here because I was in here too. We lost Zaz glasses for fucking scavenger hunt.
Starting point is 02:31:06 Oh, no. Be careful where you're walking. Zaz's glasses. How did you leave them in the boot? Oh, they were out here. I'm certain they were in here. They're in the boot. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:31:17 This is not the scavenger hunt, by the way. Yeah, we stole his glasses while he was blindfolded. Oh, fuck. This has been so preposterous. So funny. So many all-time moments. The Vader Ginsberg machine. The Vader Ginsberg machine.
Starting point is 02:31:31 The Vader Ginsberg. Oh, fuck. Run into the back. This is it. This is it. This is for... I'll just say if he can get this, he can get the whole set. Wow.
Starting point is 02:31:42 Yeah, I will. I'll say it right now. Wait, so how does it work? What's the rules? Nick wrote the scavenger hunt. Yeah, I will. I'll say it right now. Wait, so how does it work? What's the rules? Nick wrote the scavenger hunt. Yeah, so there's cards hidden around the office. Zah will have to find them
Starting point is 02:31:53 based off hints of the card. Where did he go? He went to the bathroom. Before he reads the next one, he's going to run back in here and read the hint, run back out to find the card. He has a minute between when he reads back out to find the card. He has a minute
Starting point is 02:32:05 between when he reads it to go find the card. I'll tell him that again. Here's the deal with the scavenger hunt. I'm going to read you this card and give it to you. You have to find the next card somewhere on the first floor of this office. First floor only.
Starting point is 02:32:22 It's a riddle. Okay. You're going to find a card that looks like this. First floor only. It's a riddle. Okay? Oh, fuck. You're going to find a card that looks like this. Run back here and read that one and then run back out to find another. Okay? Got it? You have a minute. Let's do a minute and a half in between. Okay. I like it.
Starting point is 02:32:38 I'm awful at riddles. You'll be nice. You'll be nice. If you get this, well, read this aloud, and then the time will start. Big Cat Wild number one. A show you now cannot decline. Multiple topics as you recline. Come off.
Starting point is 02:32:58 All right, here he goes. Scavenger hunt has started. We have his cam? Where's his cam? There he is. There he is. There he is. He's going. He's going.
Starting point is 02:33:08 He's running. Stefan can't keep up with him. Stefan can't. Well, we're building something. Oh, thanks, Evan. Okay. Good. Good.
Starting point is 02:33:21 Casey saying hi. Is it possible to run? Did someone take the card? No. There's no way somebody took the card. It's possible. Where's he going Did someone take the card? No. There's no way somebody took the card. Where's he going? Where's he going? It's just very much in the recliner.
Starting point is 02:33:30 Is it? No. Oh. Does that count? No. He is bad at this. I'm going to go back to the recliner. You had the word recline in it.
Starting point is 02:33:39 Recliner. This is the easiest. Did somebody take the card? Oh, it's just tucked under there. It's tucked under there. Recliner. Feel around, Zaha. The recliners.
Starting point is 02:33:46 How is he so good at licking and crunching and so bad at this? I thought the first thing you check is cushion. Yeah! Got it. Here he comes. Man is so good at some things and so bad at others. Here he comes.
Starting point is 02:34:05 Oh, he hurt himself. It's Bennett. It's Bennett just fucking coming out of nowhere. What'd she do? Trying to trip you. The ACL. Next hint. Next hint.
Starting point is 02:34:16 Read it. Good job, Zah. I should not have ran back. I'm on the clock. But Big Cat Wild, number two, a place where Nick could have drowned. Could have drowned. A place where seven left for some brown. Where did Nick drown?
Starting point is 02:34:34 What was that? The clue? Say it again. A place where Nick could have drowned. A place where number seven left some brown. Number seven. Left some brown. Who's employee number seven?
Starting point is 02:34:48 You might have been out that week? No, no, no. We've been talking about number seven for a minute. It's the only time we put Nick's head into water. I wasn't here for the swirly. You could probably deduce context clues
Starting point is 02:35:03 where this could be. He's off! There he's going. If you would have ran straight by that would have been awesome. What if somebody's just shitting? Glennie. Who the fuck was it? I didn't put it
Starting point is 02:35:26 it's right in the dude wipe thing isn't it right under the dude wipe thing right in front of him right in front of him oh we're close come on Zaha it's a fucking card
Starting point is 02:35:35 is that it on the ground I don't think the dude wipe frame oh there it is alright okay 58 59 it's all worth it just to watch 61 62 All right. Okay. 58. 59.
Starting point is 02:35:47 It's all worth it just to watch. 61. 62. Oh, my God. All right, here we go, Zah. Next up. How many of these are there? Six.
Starting point is 02:35:56 Number three. Big Cat Wild number three. Where the biggest dickhead on Earth does tasks in his awful plaid shirt and his awful two and in his awful two masks where you're going me on the biggest dickhead the biggest dickhead on earth does tasks in his awful plaid shirt and his awful two masks who wears two masks he came right to me no no so context it's a big cat wild. He calls you he would have called you a big cat. Okay, I like that. You work in that seat for
Starting point is 02:36:30 Big Central, so I was going to check that seat. Oh, it's actually for Brandon. Nice. Okay, nice. Don't you call him a dickhead? Brandon is a dickhead. Think about two masks. Two masks. Plaid shirts. Plaid shirts. Plaid shirts.
Starting point is 02:36:45 Biggest dickhead in the world. Yeah, we hate him. Worst person. We despise him. Whether it's pleasure or... We despise him. He also, when he's not wearing a plaid shirt, he takes it off and takes selfies. Always chugging beers.
Starting point is 02:37:00 Oh. Fucking terrible internet. Biggest dickhead in the world. Two masks. He can't come. Let him dickhead in the world. Two masks. He can't come. Let him go. We'll see where he goes. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 02:37:09 If he doesn't get this in a minute and a half, he has to get half. Come on. Is he going? Oh. Yeah, I think so. Right way. Right way. It would be great if you just went and punched Pete.
Starting point is 02:37:23 Yeah. Where is it? Where is it? Oh, Pete. What a dick. and punched Pete. Where is it? Where is it? What a dick. It's behind. Where is it? Where is it? I'm looking for this.
Starting point is 02:37:32 Where is it? Turn around. No. They both got more kids. Yeah. Hey, Zod, no, no, no. Go back. He's on a meeting.
Starting point is 02:37:42 Oh, he's on a meeting? Who cares? Who cares, Zod? Nah, this is clubs. Come's on a meeting. Oh, he's on a meeting? Who cares? Who cares? This is clubs. Come on, Zod. Pat him down. There he goes. Yes.
Starting point is 02:37:54 Yes, yes. Where is it? He's got it. He's got it. Oh, my God. I don't like that Stefan's not listening as much. Imbulating. Okay.
Starting point is 02:38:07 Pete was on a meeting with some higher-ups. Who cares? Who cares? I should not have cut off his meeting. He complained to someone else. Whatever. All right. Guys, cramp it up.
Starting point is 02:38:22 Oh, no. I love how Zaw gets out of breath like 40 seconds after he stops running. Yeah. All right. Here we cramp it up. Oh, no. I love how Zah gets out of breath like 40 seconds after he stops running. I need to breathe. Yeah. All right, here we go, Zah. Out loud. Number four, a relic of the past. She made 60 million bucks, but this hug behind.
Starting point is 02:38:44 What? Wait, hold on. A relic of the past, she made 60 million bucks, but this hung behind her when she talked glocks. Hung behind her when she talked glocks. Okay. All right. Got an idea.
Starting point is 02:39:00 I think you might know. I think you know this. No. I really... The only thing that sucks is I wish at the end of the scavenger hunt it was just his bag of gloves. Yeah, I know. I was thinking might know. I think he knows. No. I really, it's the only thing that sucks is I wish at the end of the scavenger hunt it was just his bag of clubs. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 02:39:08 I was thinking that too. I can't, we can't. We don't know how many. It's not in there anymore. It's not in there anymore. We moved him. It's custom made. It's not in there.
Starting point is 02:39:15 What? It's in one of the small. Yes, yes, yes. Wait, which? Yeah. I don't know which room. This left side? Somebody might be sitting and talking. Nope, that's not it. That's Jake's room. Oh, which? Yeah. Somebody might be sitting and talking.
Starting point is 02:39:26 Oh, there we go. It works here. Oh, somebody's definitely in there. Yes, he got it. He got it. He got it. He got it. He got it.
Starting point is 02:39:34 That was impressive. Too easy. Hell yes. Oh, that was a fucking collision. Oh, my God. Holy fuck. Get him, get him, get him. Zah, you almost died.
Starting point is 02:39:48 You almost died coming around that corner. All right. Number five. You must... Fuck. Belly full of slump juice. You must travel far if you want to win. You must go to the biggest city in Oregon
Starting point is 02:40:08 or at least his twin. Oh boy. I likey. The biggest city in Oregon or at least his twin. Who looks like Portland?
Starting point is 02:40:26 The rights. Who looks like Portland? Fuck, I hear this joke a lot. We all do. You've listened to any podcast. Who looks like Portland?
Starting point is 02:40:45 It's a crazy thing. When it's on you, and you're cooked. Tougher. Somebody was called this. A comedian came in and said, this person looks like Portland. Who could it be, Zah? Zah?
Starting point is 02:41:03 Zah? Zah? Zah? Zah? Iah? Zah? Zah? Zah? I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. Yeah, no, I have an idea.
Starting point is 02:41:10 No, I know. Trust me, I have an idea. What's your thought process? You must go to the biggest, most important place in the world. Zah books an Uber. Zah orders an Uber to LAX. I fucked that up. JFK.
Starting point is 02:41:26 I mean, it's Nick, but I was thinking of his. Okay, here we go. All right, last one. I was delving on the twin. Last one. I thought it was like a twin. Did he say the riots? Yes.
Starting point is 02:41:39 He said the riots. Sure did. Wait, what? What's the last one? The print. So number six. The print will be clowned. The mouth is crass.
Starting point is 02:41:51 The final card is twerking its ass. No, not you. Where could you find that card? Who could be twerking? Clown. The one that would clown. Tico Tix. Closeico who's a twerker oh okay
Starting point is 02:42:10 I know the twerker that's why he got it You're the fucking biggest twerker. They told me to come to the biggest twerker. That's you. Oh, wait. You gotta look. There it is.
Starting point is 02:42:37 There it is. It's in the rest. He's won. You did it, folks Let's go A full set of clubs Full set of clubs Oh my gosh What an episode
Starting point is 02:42:57 What a performance Atta boy, Zah Congratulations Thank you to you guys I look good Cause you two Point me in the right direction. A legend.
Starting point is 02:43:08 You're the fucking best. Look at this. What a show. Move them all. Move them all. Move them all. Getting the customized bag, too. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 02:43:22 What a performance by Anthony there to finish it. Oh, my God. That was unreal. I'll be honest. I thought it was going to be Big T. Oh. All right. All right.
Starting point is 02:43:33 Congratulations, Zog. Great episode by everyone. Yeah. Great work, Zog. Thank you, everyone, for their help. Spider, thank you for his help. All right. I guess we'll see.
Starting point is 02:43:42 Yeah, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, shit. See everyone tomorrow. All right. Thank you for watching the everyone tomorrow. Yeah. See everyone tomorrow. All right, thank you for watching the Yak. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Subscribe. Subscribe. We'll be right back.

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