The Yard - Ep. 178 - The Aftermath of the Streamer Awards

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

This week, the boys talk about becoming a God of Destruction Doctor, Ludwig's upcoming League Week, and the hightlights & lowlights of the Streamer Awards! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

["Sweet Home Alone"] Ugh. A get back on Jimmy Fallon. Are we going? Yeah, we've been going. I just did the side of the slime. What's that? The slime impression of Ludwig where I'm eating like a gross fucking pig.

And don't all do the impression. That's just insane. I hate how your nose is coming. I'm a tax. I'm a tax. Doesn't he sound like Sora? I was in line for coffee this morning and I walk up and the line is like much longer than it normally is so I'm like debating like, do I want to stand in line or should I just go to the studio?

I was like, okay, I'll stand in line. The moment I get in line, this guy kind of like, like, you know, walks in front of me and gets in front of line right before me. Like he's like, he sees me get in line. He kind of like sees, oh, I want to get in line. It gets in line. It was kind of weird. I was like, oh, he's, he really wants that.

He really wants that extra, that extra, that like sees it. Oh, I'm gonna get in line. It gets in my room. It was kind of weird I was like, oh, he's he really wants that half cut. He really wants that that extra That extra like extra time. Yeah, he probably more natural for me to go But he was technically closer kind of thing and I was just like, oh sure whatever bro And then uh two seconds later, but actually two seconds later. He tries to sneak a fart But it comes out extremely loud. How do you know? I wasn't I wasn't at the coffee shop comes out extremely loud. How do you know? I wasn't I wasn't at the coffee shop. Just say just say I know he's trying to sneak it because he just does like a small little cheek lift

when he's in line like a little tiny movement more public than a sneak. Who's trying to loudly fart in like a coffee shop? The guy who mugged you. Maybe it's on purpose. I'm actually open to that. But to me, he was trying to sneak it and it comes out really loud. Can you do the sound with your mouth? Yeah, I can try. It was like, it was like, and how did he react? And Stone does not move.

He just stays completely still. And I flinch. Like that's how loud it was. and I I flinch I literally flinch and I try I Try to turn my flinch into looking at stuff. So like I I Go like this. I like I like I like over here now I come like oh like the look there were something coffee bags I'm getting mauled out of the out of the planet and then it smells horrible. It's like Out of the planet and then it smells horrible. It's like one of the worst smelling parts ever. Like hot socks.

And it won't leave. It's just like consuming me and I consider just leaving. I consider just getting out of line. But you stuck through it. But I stuck through it. I got it. Yeah. What did this guy look like? Um. Okay. He looks like a guy you would see at REI shopping for like mountain climbing like boots

Is this the coffee shop that I ran into you at like last week? No, not that one. Okay. No not that one Cuz I think there's some weird people there. Yeah, the vibe there is not good. I Agree. It's a yeah. Everyone there is like they got like interior designer doesn't want to talk to you vibes I had the obvious I drove in my Miata and then I got coffee and then a couple came in after me, a gay couple. Oh, that's why you didn't like them. That's why the vibes were off. That makes sense.

Yeah. Because they shouldn't be in the building. They shouldn't be able to come in. You guys can't say that. Why not? There's a tent that they can order from outside. They shouldn't be allowed to come in. Why do I say that?

Shut up. Don't get close in the Milo the Milo Enopolis gay here we are who gets to say it now? you're no longer the gay pass on the pod stomp it on my opinion homophobia I get the gay pass on the pod you guys should know this

I'm the gamer of the year. He is a gamer Next year I am the gay one on the pot one not gay, but I'm I speak for the gays Why is it a melee more gay? Why is straight man? Why a straight man? What do you mean? They chose a straight man for the gamer of the year a monogamous straight man They chose a white man for president. Okay, what does that do for anything? Let's go Really just a brain fumbler smoke on that one white boy he's fucking lost been destroyed in the marketplace

anyway the gay couple came outside after I got my coffee to talk to me about my car that sounds terrible because they also have a miata but they didn't get their coffee yet they just came out to talk to me about it okay because they saw me get in it. Mm. Yeah. And then- What's wrong with that? I felt- What's wrong with those? I felt accosted.

You felt accosted? I felt accosted. But is it because they were- Is that that alligator t-shirt? It's not- it had nothing to do with they're gay. Did they say, oh, you look like Sora? I loved that game as a kid. It was mostly because I wasn't prepared to answer their questions.

They're like, what? You're Miata. Oh. That's on you. But then you're a personal problem, bro. You're fake. That's on you. And my eye blinks.

You're losing the knowledge check. You know how my Miata eye blinks? No, I do this constantly. I look at cars on Facebook Marketplace all the time. And sometimes I'm like, oh, it'd be so cool to get a cool car. And then I'm like, well, how far on the spectrum of this car are they likely to ask me questions about cars that I don't know the answer to and if it's too far on that spectrum I'm like I can't buy the car because of the social embarrassment potential I'd go and

they're like oh yeah she was my baby I took good care of her you know fucking eight cylinder right and I'm like eight cylinder squares Subaru It's a Subaru. It's not just that. It's funny if you know what the Subarus are. Some guy is almost like, now like, 8-cylinder Subaru. Like a movie, he slides out from under the car to laugh and drink. Dude, you know, on the topic of smell, I was thinking about this. You know that woman on Twitter that got eviscerated, that beautiful woman because she made a PhD about like, literally analysis about smell. And everyone was like, this is our education system.

Kill yourself. And I was thinking about this as an English guy as well over here, guy with a bagel in his mouth. America runs on that. English guys. You got the English. I was thinking we take so when that when people get a PhD, they become doctors. But there's a huge difference between a doctor who like works in a hospital and a doctor who like can deconstruct literature.

Sure. Right. I think that's fair. One of them has a PhD and one does. Well, they have a doctorate. Yeah. But they're still called doctors. Sure. Right. I think that's fair. One of them has a PhD and one doesn't. Well, they have a doctorate, but they're still called doctors. Yeah. So I think we have what we should do across the board. Yeah. Doctor, that's for doctors, the ones from the TV shows.

OK. And we create a different name for everything else when you get your PhD. I think this is a good idea. I think this is my first good idea. What do you think the name should be? Tek your PhD. I think this is a good idea. I think this is my first good idea. What do you think the name should be? Tekken King. I think I...

Tekken King. Do you not think Tekken King players are going to run to the same thing? Oh, and then it'll have to change Tekken King. Tekken King is not a necessarily very high rank. So... Or Bushin. That just means more...

Maybe they should be Bushin. Is that the highest? No, it's lower. Name has to be something you'd want to be called for sure, because it's so much time. I think God and God of Destruction is the highest ranking. They could be that. So we'll call the academic doctors.

God's of Destruction, beautiful woman who wrote about smell can be God of Destruction. This is whatever her name is. My God of Destruction Destruction thesis. Yes. The download called like real learner, real learner. I think she's called like real learner. Real learner. I think you should be more apt to what they do and also carry a bit of shame.

Real learner. Shame? Yeah. Like compared to doctor. Wait, why would I be ashamed of being a real learner? It needs to be worse than doctor. It can't be Tekken God King. No, it can't.

You can't have fucking doctors and then you study English for 10 years and you take in God King. OK, needs to be worse than doctor. Yeah, OK. What if it's like what's worse? The nurse. No, that's not it. Because the idea is that you went to school for this amount of time to achieve this rank. And it is lateral. It's just in a different field.

But the word doctor has just been culturally accepted as guy. OK, so I shouldn accepted as guy. Okay. I shouldn't say guy. We get rid of orthodontist because just make them dentists too. Dentist too. And then orthodontist becomes what you get called when you get your PhD. No, I think we free up the gamer tag. Why orthodontist?

We could do thing with something else. That's way cooler. Is an orthodontist better than dentist? Like, what do you mean better? What do you mean better? What do you mean more better? Like, those who can't become doctors, those who can't become dentists. I don't believe that.

I don't think that's true. This is true. You think all dentists are failed doctors? Yeah, famously. That's- Famously! Dentists in the chat? I'm sorry, I don't represent this guy. This is famously what happens to dentists. Ask your dentist

My child asked your dentist. They have no incentive to be honest about it. But my childhood dentist name was dr Chu I don't think he ever wanted to be a doctor. He wanted to be a dog. That's a life a life He wanted to be a dog and was forced to Know do you think like if you say to a dentist like oh you're an orth're an orthodontist, he's like, no, I'm a dentist. I think it's the opposite or the way I think it works. The dentist is like, I'm a dentist. And he takes it. So I'm a big old.

I feel like if I'm an orthodontist and someone calls me a dentist, I'm just like, I don't want to explain video games to them. Like, yeah, it's like when you call your professor and call a teacher. Or yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not teachers. They're calling professor. They're most of them aren't professors They are professors by nature because they are teaching college. Yeah, but like an actual professor Professor title is rare at a college. Wait, how do you mean? They can be an adjunct adjunct professors. They're called that you're dumb. I'm not they make $40 a day Don't say that

Look up look up Arizona State faculty. Okay. Yeah, by the way Morgan devils Welcome fucking know what the devils did this past weekend what they do Talking about we didn't go to your school. What are you talking about? I went to Colorado makes a university grand junction. You all went to Arizona State. Who's Breslin?

This is so much of their information. What is this? These are phone numbers. Archie don't look at this. We can't dox them really easy. Because I remember looking at it and they wouldn't have the title of professor. It would be like associate something. Like it would be like tenured.

It would be like prefixed and you had to work for 10 years to get the actual title of real professor. It's political man. Those professors are at each other's throats trying to get tenure. Tenure is the dream. Yeah, I learned that because my mom got it. And then she was like, yeah, when people get tenure, they get lazy. And it's true. Your mom's lazy. No, not her. She was a hard yeah, when people get tenure, they get lazy. Yeah. And it's true.

Your mom's lazy. No, not her. She was a hard worker. She got tenure. She got tenure. She got tenure. She got tenure. Not her.

She's one of the high school ones. Okay. You know, I think she was lazy initially because she's French. My mom is one of the least lazy people ever. That's not true. I saw her sit on a couch. Real. When?

At the, at your house. You saw her sitting on a couch? What time? Tom's lazy to me. It was in the evening. Okay. It was an evening couch. What? Real. When? At your house. You saw her sitting on a couch? I was. Tom's lazy to me. It was in the evening. Okay.

This is the evening couch. I'm sorry. Evening is when cooking time happens. I saw her yawn and big cartoon letters came out. This is why you're fourth on her list. I'm not fourth on her list. You are fourth on her list. I think I saw her sleeping with a big bubble coming out of her nose.

Fuckin' rotten bitch. Wait, who's one? Huh? Who's one? I think you're one on her list. I think I saw her sleeping with a big bubble coming out of her nose. Wait, who's one? Huh? Who's one? I think you're one on her list. How? Wait, out of the four of us? That doesn't make sense. Well, Aiden keeps up. He didn't keep up, he said awful shit about her. Yeah, but Aiden won't send messages. I'm batting above you?

You said out of the four of us. I... Oh, got him. Ladies, God, you admit it. No, I'm sorry. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I apologize. I'm number one. I can call right now and ask your ranking. I would love that.

You what do you think you're at? I think I'm at number. If you don't count, I'm number one. I'll take three. I think I'm three. Paloma, my my world might be a little humble. Hello, I'm doing the podcast. OK, never mind. I just wanted to see if you want you wanted something for Christmas.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I do. What do you want? What a Birkin bag. A what? A Birkin bag. So that's bad. Yeah, well, I'll text you the link to buy it. Can I ask you a question? Yeah? Can you rank everyone on the podcast one through four, Aiden, Nick and Slime and Zipper?

What podcast? Like my podcast. What? Can you guys fucking hold it to fucking gather? Can you rank everyone who I do my podcast with? One through four on who you like the most and the least. Okay, um... What do I have to do now?

Because I'm in this donor. Yeah, real quick, real quick, if you don't mind. Off top. Just real quick, just one through four. Just let her shop. Oh my god, that's not fair. On a spot like that. You can text me your list.

Uh... I... Can I be honest? I never watch a podcast. Do you know what I mean? I think we're all fucking for it. We're poor. You can enjoy shopping. Yeah, you can enjoy shopping. That's pretty fair.

Yeah, it wouldn't be fair because I never watch it. Yeah, we heard enjoy shopping. That's pretty fair. Yeah Four four four and zipper. It's a fucking fine You got maw twice today buddy Bro she said what? Your mom is buying you Christmas gifts. That's fucking crazy. I'm getting a Birkin bag dude You're a serious insane person. I'm getting a Birkin bag Why is your mom still get you stuff? What do you mean? Because she likes to.

Yeah, but tell her no. Tell her don't get me anything. Nope, I want a Birkin bag. Buy me one now. This Birkin is too much. It is too much? You'll never use this. I don't think you can buy them.

You gotta make an appointment. No, like you have Birkin bags are like a rare bag that you you can get them second hand, but if to get them like fresh, like a Ferrari is it like for where you have to apply and show how many other Ferraris you have to be like a high spender. And then the less crazy you have to like buy like lower end Ferraris. Yeah. First imagine if you do that with Toyotas. There's like a Toyota cast system. Like Minecraft armor.

Dude, you know that guy that chops up like handbags on TikTok? Yeah. I want someone to do that to you. And he tests the leather? I want someone to do that to you. Yeah. Thought we were sharing something. I want someone to test your leather.

We are. No, you're just saying you want me to be cut open and fucking pressed. And seeing if the things inside you are actually real. They are. Oh. What do you think they are, metal and gears? I think there's some gears going on, some cogs. I don't want to see the fucking gear.

It's all mortadella in there. You think it's cheese? It's all... Really? Mortadella's not cheese. What? No, it's on the fucking pizza. Mortadella is a deli meat.

I think you got some metal-y. You're thinking of mozzarella. Ah! What? The deli meat. No, it's on the fucking pizza. Mortadella is a deli meat. I think you got some better meat. You're thinking of mozzarella. Ah! Turns Greek, all the information gets zapped back into space. Dude, did you see FaZe? They peed all over the peepos. I know.

They peed on them. They were a rambunctious group. Can you bring up the FaZe official yellow checkmark account Twitter zipper? It was insane when Sketch went up to their table and he just went around and did a band check. Yeah, he did. And I thought he was joking at first because he did like one or two of them, but then he spent like five full minutes going around the table. Okay, you take every award that was won at the streamer awards

and also the phase ones that were pedon. Yes. And you sell them all. Are the ones that were pedon. Yes. And you sell them all. Are the ones that were pedon worth more or less than the ones that were not pedon? And let me after meeting Stable Ronaldo, I don't think anyone wants that guy's piss. What does that mean? I'm just saying, I think. Before meeting him, I thought people wanted his piss.

Before meeting him, I'm like, this guy's probably got some good hot piss. Then I met the guy. Cold piss. Cold piss. No. That shit's pretty good. Now if Banks got some of his penis and his piss on them damn peepos. Both.

We might be talking- Is that where you got the picture? That might be a damn coin. They might mint an NFT out of that damn piss peepos. He's got the asparagus piss. Banks, famously, stinky piss. I think I saw some blood in there. I can go blood in there.

Go to the doctor. He's got dare I say Banks got Swift piss. Don't say that. Dude, don't come on. It's on the face official Twitter account. Phase of zipper. Yeah, they went to the there's like basically one bathroom, I think, in that whole venue.

That's wild. And it was actually lit because they had one of those attendees at the bathroom that would like get you the paper towel attendance. Yeah. Yeah. So this is this is just doing what Kanye did with the Grammys. I think he did the same thing. But it's funny because they're all. Yeah. They literally. Such a fucking funny picture.

They took pictures of midstream of their piss. Someone's got an extremely large slit as a fucking funny picture. They took pictures midstream of their piss. Someone's got an extremely large slit as a pee hole. Yeah, also someone was the cameraman who didn't pee, right? So they were just standing in the middle of all their boys peeing around them and their job was to capture this. Someone replied, second reply, should have been me. Which is really funny. Oh my God.

And you can see Banks is not in here because he doesn't let his squires. Who do you think is holding the camera? No, it's not Bank. Are you kidding me? He is not the guy who engages in the squires. I think Banks has someone hold it for him. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

His penis or the camera? Enter and hold it for me. I see his penis. I'm a real question about the face. All my nuts. So Banks, Banks is the the guy I feel like. Yeah. A lot of people know Banks is the head of the team. He comes out, gives you the thank you speech for the organization and stuff like that.

Yeah, he's the guy who comes out and goes to fucking everyone's saying being 30 is too fucking old. Look what I did. I'm 30 fucking five. He did that for us. Yeah, that was real. Why? Why is it him as opposed to Tempurr or like the other people that ran the team that are in the same boat?

Because he shouted out people like that. Yeah. He thanked for the award. But I never see Tempurr around anymore because he is W hunger. Yeah. W hunger. Do you understand? They have L hunger. They Tommy face Tempurr has W hunger. Yeah, you understand they have L hunger They Tommy face temper has L hunger to be clear He had W hunger right and getting from zero to one is hard But sometimes you need that extra fucking umph from a real neighbor, okay?

Who's banks in the city? Yeah, the real neighbor. So the other guys in an L wheelchair. So no not anymore. Oh We're strong as hell right now. Chill on Norden, bro. Someone, someone. He's smoking blunts on stream. Someone used to live in the same building as him. I forget who, but they're like, yeah, he's in the gym every day and he's huge. Oh, that's great. He's fucking huge. I think going from being like, damn, my legs are fucked up and then going and getting huge is actually pretty sick. Or you can do the opposite like Ronnie Coleman, which is sad. Ronnie Coleman? Yeah.

Who's that? He's like a bodybuilder who got really big, and now his legs don't work. Oh, that's sad. Because he got big? Yeah, I think he pushed his legs to their fucking limit and broke all his tendons. That's like Cali Muscle.

Cali Muscle had a heart attack, I think he was 35 or some shit. Look up Ronnie Coleman. This is why I don't work out. It's bad for you. Yeah, it's bad for you. And it has nothing to do with anything else outside of the workouts. That's what's bad for you.

I was, Oh, Images. And he's so gigantically huge. So that's what he used to look like. And then can you do now? Oh yeah. You can kind of see.

Dude, he looks like the guys in power thirst. That's crazy. Oh, he can't walk? No, he can't walk fuck that sad His upper body is crazy still though. Yeah, you can see still got it I was in I was in production I got I worked a small job at the streamer award So my job was to like stable Ronaldo's interviews were going on Simultaneously as Valkyrie and seeadog. And my job was to, with Jared, basically clip interviews he was doing, monitor that stream, and then send it out to the main one.

And he's pretty funny. Renando? He's pretty funny. Ron? And he had some good ones. And it was funny because I thought about it. I was like, my job right now is glorified clipper, but I think I'm pretty good at it.

Because I think every time he appeared on the mainstream, it was like one of front page of LSF. Oh. That felt kind of good. And I was like, yeah, we curate. You're a curator. I'm a W Clipper. As someone who missed the streamer awards

and a room full of three people who went to the streamer awards, give me your highlights and your lowlights. I want to learn. My highlight, maybe lowlight, who's to say, is where we were sitting. There was a couple behind us who were maybe the most drunk I have. I have ever seen both of them to both of us publicly publicly. Especially considering that it was the beginning of the of the awards

that this was already the case showed up. They're like, I may be. That's what I was confused because I was like, time frame wise, I actually don't know how you could get like this. Did you know who they were at the free? No, I didn't recognize. You didn't look at the back of their chair. I have their names. I'm not going to say.

You look at the back of their chair. Yeah. OK, because that's what we do. All right. He has their names. We should have said I have the same. We should have it on ours. I think it'd be important. Imagine right now. You want right on these?

I do. It makes me feel special when there's a chair with my name on it. They weren't on the back. It's a different chair. Like, oh, okay. I guess I have to sit there. Sucks. I don't think they've ever seen the back of our chairs.

This is also reminding me of, I think it was like the second or the third award. I don't know who the woman was, but we had an angle from upstairs and cutie cutie and Maya would be on that side stage off to the side and be like, and now like, you know, you know, are. Yeah, yeah. No, it's a different. If not, a different Asian woman that you mixed up. Maya's Asian.

Amazing recovery. Aiden continues. Stuck to landing. Well done. Actually won. Cutie is calling one of the presenters up to the stage and something's clearly going wrong. Like she's not coming out. But from our angle in this corner of the building, we can see that she's off stage trying to get up and keeps falling over. Oh, was it?

And then she got on stage to read the award. Oh my God. And she got about two sentences in and it's very obvious this person is very, very intoxicated. At the end of the night, she was like a table behind us. She just screamed, I think six times. I'm not even kidding, six times like this. AHHHHHHHHH!

It was fucking crazy. It was like she was being murdered. She... I can't believe she got to six. What blew my mind was... She was late to get out, right? And Cutie was wondering what was going on, clearly. And when she got up on stage, because there had been such a long gap of time

where she wasn't there she said sorry uh we had some mic issues with production and I was like there is no way production is getting a stray to get up the stairs off stage but only we could see it because we were in the right, we had the right angle to see that she was falling over. Well, it's funny because she also said it after. Yeah, and then she just said it later in the speech. She was like, there's an issue in production. And then later she goes, and I fell.

I fell. No one saw it, but I fell. So it's around, it was funny how close to this happened, but the couple behind, sitting behind my row, we hear like something crash and this woman had fallen. And I was like, oh my God, like, is she okay? And her date is sitting next to her and she has like collapsed out of the chair on the ground.

There's food everywhere because she's knocked shit over. It's like McDonald's bags. And he's just sitting in the chair like this. He doesn't move an inch. And I'm like, dude, I'm looking around. I'm like, dude, what the fuck help your date. Like what's wrong with you, dude? And other people have to like, like Otto gets up.

A few other people get up to like help her get her shoes back on and climb back into the seat. Her shoes came off. Yes. She got hit by a car. Holy shit. And then the guy gets up and he goes, this was a social experiment.

Yeah. Yeah. The Jubilee video. And then he points at me. He didn't help her. He gets into a Lamborghini. Why didn't you help this woman? And I genuinely, I was about to get up to help.

And then I looked at him and then I was about to get up to help. And then I looked I looked at him and I was frozen waiting for him the date to help until Otto got up on the other side. And that's a hero. I don't know. Yeah. Otto's a hero. I wouldn't want you in any situation. If I start having a heart attack on a plane, please just continue sitting there. You draw DNR. But what I realized about five minutes later, because Zipper 3 tells me in my ear, is that listen to him, listen to him.

And he is as drunk as she is. He's like rambling like behind us as like the show is going on and just saying like random shit. He's like splayed, overheard, like in the seats and both of them have like their shoes off. There's food on the floor all around them and we're like crazy. This is kind of fucking this is insane. Do they clean up the food when they left? Other people have to clean it up.

I don't think they were like we have food. At some point at some point she gets up to go leave and do something, right? And it's only him sitting there. And comes back maybe 10, 15 minutes later, this woman comes back, and she tanks again into the road below her. She stumbles, trips, falls into Rochelle, Rochelle's food, the glass, the glass like case holding like the decorative plants and it's all like a bit of the glass shattered.

It goes into the row in front of them. She also hits a small domino. Rochelle's food and like cutlery are on the floor and like she like landed on her for a second. So I think it hit her. And then we're helping her get back up again. And she goes and sits back in her seat. And they're so loud and chaotic.

There's tomatoes and lettuce everywhere. We're like, surely they get kicked out. Like, this is fucking insane. And then the two of them get up to leave, like, shortly afterwards together. So we think they've they've gone. I go get to get my row drinks later and I go to the bar. I see them in the hall and they're still here, like maybe like 20, 30 minutes later, just talking to each other.

They both can stand now. So I'm like, maybe things are picking up. And I go over to the bar and the guy stumbles his way over the bar and he like tries to order and security comes up and is like, no man, you're cut off. And then he gets into an argument with the security guy about how he's actually fine. You have to protect your rights.

Because they don't know your limit. And they don't know. Because if you're keeping score here, he hasn't fallen once. So that means he's good. She doesn't want to fall down! She sucks! Ossifer, if I had to throw up, I could drive home. I need some more alcohol.

And this all, basically they don't really come back to their seats for the rest of the show. I think us and the Rose in front of us briefly talk about it and are happy about it. People are like, this is insane that they were doing this. I'm glad it's over. After party happens later. We're at the corner of the after party by the bathroom. And Zipper 3 and Rochelle are standing by the door closest to it. And they see this guy. These two, this couple came into the party earlier and we saw them like beam for the VIP VIP area. They get turned away. They don't have the right band.

Whatever. And then guy stumbles into the bathroom and is in there presumably alone. And the security follows him to the bathroom like a couple minutes later. And they're like, did that guy go in there? To Zipper 3? And they pop open the door. They pop open the door.

And this dude is over the urinal like. Like turn the fuck in. Get the way. Yeah. That's classic. And then he gets removed from the bathroom and I think kicked out of the party. They don't kick him out of the party, they just remove him from the bathroom. I thought he got kicked out by himself because like 15, 20 minutes later you can see his date walking around the party talking to people like I think looking for him because she knows that he got kicked out

I think I saw him walk into a painted tunnel that said VIP VIP over it she's like whatever guys I can't find him I'm just gonna use this plunger that says TNT on it it says Acryl, it'll be fine so that was like I think they were honestly my highlight and my lowlight. Ah, you know what they say boys. What do they say? The darker the bones, the sweeter the juice. Mmm, I kind of see what you're getting at. I see what you're going with this.

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It was Prezo stories. What do you mean Prezo stories stories? Oh my god, bro. That guy was a terrorist. Was he drunk? He was an upsta- no. I mean, like he was getting drunk, but he was like just upstairs and upstairs like two bars one upstairs one downstairs upstairs was chill. It almost felt like the first of all rate the fit.

Prezo's fit? Prezo's fit. Prezo's fit kind of like a Mr. Rogers, a little more dressed up. OK. You know, it wasn't bad. Like Mr. Rogers that went to Harvard. Yes. Got into Harvard.

Yes. Got into Harvard, yeah. Tells people he got into Harvard. You don't really know what's true. He said he did. He's all I really want. He would have been the accepted college. And so he's in the upstairs bar.

It's like the more chill one. And people walk by, and he stops everyone that walks by, and he tells them this thing. And then eventually people walk by and he stops everyone that walks by and he tells him this thing and I then eventually I walked by mm-hmm and then it's him and Chibley and he goes somebody died on my plane and I yeah I heard about this and everyone's heard about this yeah because if you went upstairs you hear about this

yeah if you went upstairs you heard about the guy who died on Preso's plane. Yeah. But Preso's so bad at telling the story, that like, Chibli's like egging him on, he's like, you know, and you ask natural follows, you're like, how'd he die? He's like, I don't know, maybe like a heart attack. Dude, Preso's so fucking stupid. And then I'm going to Kyrgios and Gerald's event, what bitch should I bring? In my face. And it's like, how did you know that he died?

And then he's like, he's like, oh, I don't know. I was actually like sleeping when it happened. That's the worst story of all. Okay, so then how do you know? Why are you telling me this? And he's like, well, they got on the mic after they go, well, you know, sometimes things don't go how you want it to. And I'm like, OK, lie.

Yeah. From here on out, when people come up to you, you lie. There's two rows behind. You heard the guy. He tried to resuscitate. They called for the doctor. They couldn't do it. Grasping his chest. This didn't get any better by the end of the night because me and Zipper bumped into him. Me and Zipper 3 bumped into him in line. I hadn't met Chibli before. And the same thing is happening.

He's doing a terrible job of explaining how this person died. But Chibli just kind of takes over. And then from my perspective, I'm like, oh, that's great. It's interesting that Chibli, like who has an Australian accent, from what I can tell tell flew on the same flight Oh And then and then Chibley it's almost as if Chibley can hear what I'm thinking. He stops He's like, I know it sounds like I was on this flight

But I actually I just heard this story so many times that I figured I'd explain it better Yeah, New Zealand. He's a Kiwi a Kiwi doesn't sound like sound like one. It's funny because I heard about this from Squeaks. Squeaks was my highlight because I was next to him and I was next to Ludwig and I was like, this just feels nice. I can turn to my left and a guy is quick and makes me laugh and I turn to my right and a guy is insanely drunk and also makes me laugh and keeps screaming. And is going to drive home. And is going to drive home as fast as he can.

I get better the more I do it. Yeah. And so Squeaks, because I didn't see Prez the whole night. I was very, I was a ghost. I did the thing downstairs and I showed up and I was at the table and I went home. And Squeaks is like, did you hear someone die on Prez's flight?

And I was like, what? Oh my God. And immediately it was like, do you think it changed him? And Squeaks was like, I don't think so at all. No, Prez would just nervous laugh. then he said Prezo's told him he's like at least it happened toward the end of the flight so they didn't have to turn around yes it wasn't like a smell problem and I was like that makes sense no they said he smelled, I'm not even kidding, that's so sad

Prezo's making that detail up he doesn doesn't fucking know. He was asleep in 10 rows behind. Oh my God. Well, Prezzo did that night, by the way, after a guy died on his plane, his go to a gay bar, lose his passport and then tell people he lost his passport. I saw that. I was like, maybe we put him on the primo as punishment. We make him tell the story again. You said you were a ghost because when we were leaving

To go to the after party zipper three wanted to go downstairs and say hi to you specifically She says we should go find slime. I want to go say hi to slime. So we go down in the venue We're looking for you. Do like we're surveying everywhere can't spot you and then she's like, oh, that's him. That's him over there We start walking towards- No, come on. Dude, dead ass. Please don't say this is gonna happen. It is Cyr in the fucking Harkinian outfit. I'm so mad. It wasn't- dude, it wasn't a joke. She points, and I realize that we're walking towards Cyr in the fucking-

It's a fucking walk-down! Zipper pull up, uh, Cyr's Twitter. C-Y-R. C-Y-R, sorry. I'm gonna knock your dumb ass out next time I see you. Holy fuck, that's so funny. Yeah, so Sear in peach charts? Yeah, you're right.

You're right, Zipper 3. That was, you just missed me. I was wearing my armor. It looks like Caleb Pitts. It does look like him. Yeah. Sear dress up. I was wearing my cool alien armor and my weapon.

He's fucking idiot. I'm wearing my armor. It looks like Caleb Pitts. I was wearing my cool alien armor and my weapon. She's separately got approached by Peach who is also in this outfit with a ball cap. At the after party. Peach in a bald cap just comes up to her and it because we were standing next to the bathroom and he's like, can Peach comes up to to her and says can you please undress me she just needed to be unzipped from the suit in the bathroom you know and then they were helping helping each other but I thought that was funny she managed to meet both of these people oh my god she's dumb as fuck look at how raw this guy is

he's like afraid of them he's very demure it's such a sick clip he goes I made a song you wanna hear it and then he just goes like Mongolian throat singing and B-Sharz just starts dancing and then they leave I should have been bald today

is she wearing fucking contacts? And then they leave. I should have been bald today. Is she wearing fucking contacts? Those are her eyes. I assume. It's contacts. I'm pretty sure. Holy shit. They kind of go all out.

You know what else is funny about Squeaks is that I was- Oh, is this the Mongolian? Yeah. You can't hear it by the way. It's kind of funny. Yeah. Best of lot tonight. It's the best clip of the night.

Squeaks was uh, he it was so funny cuz he leaned in he was like I've been watching your streams and I'm like I'm like that's very touching to me cuz I just grind league and I fucking scream at my monitor and I see him in chat sometimes and I'm like, oh, and that's nice. And he's like, he's like, my favorite part is when you yell at people. I was like, oh, you like that shit? He's like, I fucking love it. And I'm like, good to know. Good to know. He wins award for best speed runner, which is really funny. It is pretty funny. He walks up and he gives this entire speech about positivity.

It's so easy to be negative. It's so easy to be negative, just be positive. For fucking two minutes he gets on a soapbox about how he loves positivity and how people here are making positive things and that matters. And then fucking behind closed doors he goes, I love when you fucking tell people to kill themselves.

He said, and he got real low, he's like, it's my favorite part. You told him you were the brother shit smooth off. You do that every day! I do it too! What does that have to do with anything? That's the funny part, he's a human in there. When they say jungle diff after he's like fucked up at gank, and he looks at that, and he tells him to blow their shit off smooth, I'm like, he's real.

I never tell people who I play with. By the way, they're changing this. Riot is fucking me. Because right now, what I do is I tell the person who I'm playing with that I want them to die. But I type in the chat, damn, my bad, GG. Yeah. Right. I've never typed into the team chat really like horrendous things.

Sure. But I've said them. And now Riot announced that in January, they're going to switch it. So if you as the streamer start saying horrible things about your teammates, you'd be punished as if you said it to them. That's honestly fair. I think it's so unfair. I think it's unfair. I think it's fine because it's just someone who crashes out, daily crash outs live.

Because if I, there's 2,000 people in a chat and their gamer name is on there and I am telling them to go blow their shit off smooth I don't find I if I get away with it all is fair But if I don't I'm not gonna be like well, that's not cool Like it's worse to say it to an audience. Does the rule apply if you can anonymize your teammates names? No, I Think it was shouldn't I don't think they specified, but I didn't consider that. I am. I interpreted the rules more as you're right. It probably extends to that.

I interpret it more as like if a pro player insults like another player on like Twitter, that that can be punished like it was said in game. Oh, I don't think. I don't think that's an overstep. I think that's true, though. I think that's part of it. Oh, I don't think it was related to pro play. I think that's true, though. I think that's part of it. I don't like that. Is it not all encompassing?

They can evaluate behavior that happens outside of the game. They're evaluating behavior outside of game and punishing you in game for it. Right, with a police state. As soon as a CEO gets walked down in broad day, it turns out we're all being watched by them. If you smoke weed outside of California, you can get banned in Valorant, I hear. That's true. Also, what was I going to say about Squeaks Bears?

No, he was great. Oh yeah, so Green Saweeji was there, who is the goat. You watch those speed runs and they are magic and you're like, damn, this kid, he solved the game. And Squeaks was like, I was like, you better go pay respects. And he's like, I will, like the godfather. He just like, he went and like, you know, got a picture with Green Sweezy and it's like,

it was sheepishly held his bow that like was, you know, fan voted obviously, but it was very funny. Like a guy like Squeaks going and paying respects to like a 16 year old, like, at least on Al-Gaheeb, I'm so sorry. This was like the biggest drama award kinda. Yeah, it wasn't streamer of the year wasn't sweet Because he was just being really kind but the phrasing was so subtly funny cuz he was like like Squeaks is so cool. Such a great streamer who started running at the same time

who started running at the same time. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's so- It's like Zane started playing Melee at the same time. It's like me and Zane started playing at the same time too. Don't really need to hear it though. I told Squeaks he should just post his like 70 star time, which is like awful. He's like, sorry sweaties.

Yeah, I also think everyone who's mad doesn't fucking watch Mario 64. True. They just watch like a Carl Joseph video and they're like, yeah, he's the goat. But like they don't even fucking watch. No. So he was one of the only people I went up to at this one to like introduce myself and say like, hi, like congrats and like great work.

I was going to do that with Speed but I was too nervous. With Speed? I saw Speed. I met him. You met Speed? I said, hey, what's up man? Have you not met him before this? No.

No. There's never opportunity. what's up, man? Have you not met him before this? No. No. Oh. There's never opportunity. He's never been a shit. The only questionable decision I saw, because I didn't watch the whole thing. I only watched part of it, was XQC getting

to do the final award. That was cool. He didn't care at all, it seemed. He made a funny joke. Yeah. He was like, I guess we're watching some video or whatever. No, no, no.

He had a good joke. No, he lit up the audience because he went, he went. No, I heard his joke before. He's like, I used to win these awards. It was fine. It just seemed like he didn't care. But then he said the study, the fall off should be studied, which is good.

The award was literally like read by Tina before. Like Tina went through all five nominees and then it kind of explained like a one liner of why they're nominated. So X's job was to just get the video rolling. Oh, I see. He did not have to be like, oh yeah, it's Pirates of the Rings.

I see. Because Tina did that right before he went up. Tina being the hostess is really funny too, because the last stream award, she was so afraid to present one. She was like begging for a tequila shot. She was drunk as shit, yeah. Yeah, and I was, cause I was right there before her

and she was like, ah, she was like freaking out. And I'm like, oh, she's hosting and that's cool. That's gross. She killed it this time. Yeah, she did a great job. My highlight was the bathroom. The bathroom has cigarettes. And like in the little 25 cent thing.

Yeah, it was like the person who works and they have a bunch of paper towels and they give you paper towel like the moment and it's like, well, I can also just, but I'm like, okay, all right. And then they have like a little tip jar and you can get cologne and usually all those things I don't care about man cologne whatever sometimes I got sour stuff in there sometimes I got like crybaby drops this time they had damn cigarette cool and and I was talking to

seer and I was I was like I was like there's cigarettes in And right in Wraith, Wraith food, the Harkonnen. Right. What? Oh, let's smoke that. And so he goes in and he tips $10. And he's like, can I have a cigarette? And they're like, ah, it's two bucks. And he's like, yeah, get more out of them.

He's like, OK. So he gives him another 10. He's like, OK, can I get a few? He gives him two cigarettes. OK. And then she was like, okay, so he gives him another 10. He's like, okay, can I get a few gives him two cigarettes? Okay, and then and then and then she was like, okay, and then he's like you want to smoke them and then Lights is lighter in the bathroom in the bathroom. It's crazy the bathroom. Oh, you got to do that there and seriously seriously I'll just take them in the smoke them somewhere So awesome, but they were down to just fucking have them light up in the bathroom. That's kind of be-

That's cool. You gotta do it. I don't bet. I've only ever seen a bathroom attendant once in my life and it freaked me out. Really? I was like, this doesn't make sense. I get- They're in venues quite a bit.

They're in Vegas all the time, but- I've never- Outside of Vegas, I don't see it much. I don't like it. No one should have to sit in a bathroom all day as their job. Yeah. It's also just such a like no one's got cash and it's like, yeah, anymore. If I do have cash, my soppy hands don't want to reach down and grab it. This ain't 1965.

It ain't used to be King. Cash is King. Used to be King. Not Cryptos King. What happened? Not Cryptos King. You've been saying Cryptos King. Hey, shouldn't have sold your Bitcoin. Cryptos King. I've been paying everything in Hayley Welsh only currencies.

My main coin is life! I've been paying with only hers. She, uh... She going to jail. I don't think she is. She gonna do some damn jail. I don't think she's going to jail. Maybe I don't know anyone who's gone to jail. It's hard to go to jail. Well, I mean, SBF did.

It's hard. It's hard to go to a crypto scam. That was like fraud. That's what a scam is. That's actually the definition of it. You did not create a coin. When I was technically correct earlier. Yeah, it's happening. This is not that's actually the definition of it. You did not create a coin. Remember when I was technically correct earlier? Yeah.

It's happening again. This is not that. No, no, no. What SPF did is so different. Using it as a comparison just because they're both in the crypto space. Scam is fraud. They're synonyms. You're being a little stubborn.

A little. Yeah. A little bit thick-headed here. I understand what you're saying. No, I don't think she'll do time. But I was following this like a hawk to a because I was on Twitter. I was on X and I was playing League.

I was playing League and I look over because I have my other monitor and it's like the truth. The the top it was like the truth to or some shit, some stupid pun. And it was literally Hay Welch and like her weird like crypto like cabal just explaining that it's not a scam Banks is in there Connor got handed the mic for a hot second coffee. So obviously he dropped his video on a second channel It was it was just such a fun saga to watch and yeah, I lost everything on Your trouble when you got banks Connor eats pants and coffee's ill against you. That's a hard group

They rarely align Banks was you. That's a hard group to get to Banks was on the it's a scam Banks was like talking on like some k.o.p Like ROI tight like you could tell he had done crypto shit before a lot She's like, yeah, this one just fucking this doesn't make sense. This is like a fucking terrible rollout. That's a good look for him Banks's whole thing is that he's heavy in a crypto. Yeah. But if someone is a bad actor in the crypto space, it makes his crypto holdings worse, right?

High tide raises all boats. And a base stats phase up raises all W's. All goats. It's funny that he was talking about like, you know, he gave the award. He's like, no one knew the fuck like who the fuck is they were not. Who the fuck is Jason? And I think I've realized he's just recruiting young dudes with no upper body strength and like that and like just making them into superstars. And I think that's really special.

I just like he searches the streets of Los Angeles for young boys that he can mold into his own mold and did. Now, those guys are cool. They're surprisingly cool for how young and on-chase they are. He was doing the same thing when he was in phase, the trickshotting team and in Sora, the trickshotting team. Dude, I texted Nick this to me. This is actually my highlight.

It was my friend getting laurels because that fucking that big recap video. One of my lowlights of the thing was that everyone, no one was really paying attention. So when people were talking, it was like, they were talking to no one except the stream. But everyone, no one really paying attention to people talking, but when the video started playing the recap of like the whole year, it was Cocoa Melon.

It gagged them. It was Cocoa Melon. And so everyone's watching like a hawk. And one of the clips was Nick Anders gaming, hitting his insane trick shot in Call of Duty and Phase adapt because they were right behind us. He literally goes who hit that? And I look over at him and I'm like, it's like slime texted me I texted me and I looked over like that's my friend. That's my son

That was like if you look if you look at the moment stream, because I went and found it after he said that, the camera that's meant to be looking at people in the crowd watching the video is just covering my camera. Yeah, so it's just like... So it's just the clip and then it's just you can't see me. Yeah, because your face can't... SpongeBob pointing me. Yeah, you can see his Krusty Krab.

That was my highlights, lowlights. You guys might have noticed I'm checking my phone a lot. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, that's new. I have to explain why. I have to explain why. QT is on her first ever flight in three years to go see Taylor Swift. Why? She'll never fly with Prezzo ever again, probably. Oh, I don't know. I don't think she knows because she was so busy yesterday and tell her. And like, oh, please, nobody know. And I'm itching. I'm itching to because here's the thing. She's also going to Canada.

Oh, dude, you can't go where Prezo knows. So I'm itching to tell the story and talk about it on the car ride. After we left Stream Rewards, I'm like, can't talk about it. No, can't talk about it. We have to preserve all of this. But I didn't think she'd get on. We wake up this morning. She gets up at nine or flights at like eleven forty five.

And she's like, she's like, I want to go. I'm tired. I'm like, I'm like, OK, it's I don't feel like you're going to go back to bed. So yeah, like you're going to be tired whether you go or not. That's what you said. It was funny. You explained this earlier. You're like, I was kind of a dick. I was like, I was a little mean, but I was like, you know, that's a bad excuse.

And I was like, I don't think you're being a dick. I think it's a sensitive situation. I was aloof. She was like, oh, she's like, I'm tired. I was like, that's too easy. That's too easy. I've gotten that tone from what we were for. And then Maya comes and she's like, I'm tired. I was like, that's too easy. I'm like, that's too easy. Dude, I've gotten that tone from Ludwig before. And then Maya comes and he's like, I think he means that it's good to have exposure.

Even like go to the airport, even if you don't get on the flight. And I'm like, hmm. I'm like, that's one way of saying it. Nah, I would have phrased it. And then anyway, Maya starts packing and she's being the nice one. She's like, with this dress or this dress for tonight? He's like, that dress. And then they start packing and then they're supposed to Uber.

But, you know, I'm getting the vibe that I should drive her. I should go boyfriend mode. And so the gang gets in the car, but she's made it such that there's a very low chance they make it because we're going to the airport with like 30 minutes Before the flight leaves which same which maybe if you live in like a small town kind of normal lax That is not normal. It's about 15 minutes to get through security And we're driving check. Yeah, and we're driving and she's in like it's it starts out great Like she's making jokes and and she's talking about Taylor.

She's singing Taylor songs. Maya's airplaneing food into her mouth. And she's like. Keaton. The times were good. Planes are fun. She's even vlogging. Okay.

And then I'm just like, I'm running through the checks. Right? I'm dad mode here. And I'm like, we got our passports. And Keaton's like, of course I have my passport. And then Maya from the back'm just like, I'm running through the checks, right? Like I'm, I'm dad mode here. And I'm like, I'm like, we got our passports and he's like, of course I have my passport. And then Maya from the backseat is like, Oh, no. I'm like, Maya, what's up? It's like, I forgot my passport.

Rotten bitch. It's. But what is she not? No. Why? You can't call her? But she forgot it. She made a mistake. She made a mistake. It makes her rot. But doesn't make her the second part. You can't say these things about this beautiful, apparently Asian woman.

Apparently Asian. So Maya forgets your passport. And the issue is we don't have time to turn around. It's tough. Because we don't make the flight anymore. And we can't buy a new flight because Cutie is like buying the flight is the hardest part. Because it's gotta be this airline, this aircraft, whatever.

And she doesn't want to be the aircraft that went down in Mexico that Air France was flying that killed people two years ago. This is all Feeran's fault. They talked about on the podcast. They went into death about a plane crash It's given her nightmares for a few months. There's like Less commercial aviation accidents every year and it's crazy how it only gets safer and they bring up the Contrary to the contrary to the bow and controversy. We should get a veteran on our show and then just make loud noises.

Yeah. Big bangs. We have our firework episode. Yeah. The new fear and bit. Okay. So no passport. So no passport.

The good news is they're not flying to Vancouver. Okay. They're flying to Seattle and then driving to Vancouver. Okay. For no reason other than QD thought that was better. Safer. Because she didn't have to fly Air Canada, she could fly Delta. She likes Delta because they're safer? Delta because they're safer.

Yeah. I don't know. I'll let her believe whatever she goddamn wants. It doesn't matter what the facts are, it matters what she believes. Also, Delta is serving Shake Shack on plans now. And this is not fake. I did not make that up. That's real.

Going on Shake Shack. And you get free foams in first class. Mm hmm. So mine is a neater passport and we're driving. I'm trying to figure out a solution. I call my Canadian representative. Amin Gaiman. I'm like, Amin, you throw someone in the trunk.

No, you're not asking Amin to smuggle person. I'm asking if you can smuggle persons across the state line. I'm asking if you can smuggle someone across the state line. It's not even a state line, it's a country line. Hey, you know any coyotes? I said, oh, my border hookup from back home? I said he could do that. I just said, you know, caught.

Consequences are high. Are they? They just don't let you into Canada. No. They can't punish you. They arrest you for trafficking, I think. But if you didn't get in, you didn't traffic anything. That's not how that works. So attempted murder is also a crime. But attempted trafficking is like, how can the Canadians punish me?

I'm not from there. Yeah. And I never even got even touching and I never got in there. I just attempted to get in there and then did it. You know what? I'm wrong. What did I do? Thank you. The other thing is you got to do it both way. Well, and then maybe the there and then did it. You know what? I'm wrong. What did I do? Thank you. The other thing is you got to do it both way. Well, and then maybe the US. I think we could get the passport with more time easier. True.

So anyway, then I have the fucking. And as we get closer, Cutie's losing it. She starts to see the planes like when you go to LAX, there's just a parking lot of planes. And she's like like they're so she's like tanks in her head yeah like a Korean airplane takes off and she's like she's like it goes so high i'm like yeah it's kind of yeah that's kind of how it works uh and then she starts really losing it when when she's getting out. And I'm letting her go at this point. I can't follow her in.

And I'm getting text updates and she's losing it. Meanwhile, I'm working with Aidan. And then I had to buy Christian a flight directly to Vancouver. He has to drive down to the border, give the passport to Maya so they can drive up through the border. And they're going to swap. This is a this is to avoid flying straight to Canada. This is to make sure they can go to Taylor Swift tonight.

Yeah, that's because no matter what my needs are passport. Yeah, my needs are passport. There's an episode of the amount of time it would take Christian to fly to Canada. They could go back and rebook a flight, right? And then fly straight to Canada. This flying to Canada is not an option. But rebooking the flight is not an option. The plane will crash.

Of course the plane will crash. Rebooking would be what most people would do. Rebooking would cause the crash, I would argue. And that's what she kept doing. She'd be like, is her not having a passport a sign? And me and QT would be like, no. Nope. Nope. It's actually the opposite of a sign. sign and me speaks to my in the car like no, nope, nope.

It's actually the opposite of a sign. So I have, me and Q actually pretty similar. I think I've just worked on this stuff like more, but I, one time it was actually the last flight we took, when we went to Dome Park, it was me and Mike on the flight and we sat on the tarmac for like an hour and the lady kept going, all right, we need 20 people off this plane or it can't take off. There's another plane that will get to Seattle two hours later. And it was just like, and it was like standing around,

like playing mafia with each other. Finally, 20 people leave. And then apparently that plane got canceled. And so I had 20 people came back and they're like, OK, there's another one. What the same 20 people want to go. It was crazy. Anyway, while this is all happening, I don't I don't fear flying. But I often you just hate not having control in the air. And I was like, is that the death plane or is this the death plane?

Right. Is this the moment? Right. I'll have that thought a lot with planes. And so I understand where she's coming from. So when something goes wrong and it's like like maybe I wasn't meant to be on it like Seth MacFarlane and I'll make family guy later. You know, I had I think I had my I heard an aunt scream moment because I was on my plane to Jersey. Don't mock my culture.

I was on my plane to Jersey and our flight got delayed and we got on the plane and the pilot gets on the thing. He's like, yeah, we're really sorry. We're running behind. So we're just going to put more fuel in the plane so that we can go faster than normal. So we'll get there as fast as we can. And then when we land, I slept in the flight. I wake up and the flight attendants says, all right, we're done. The flight was three hours and 40 minutes.

And I was like, can you get to the East Coast in three hours and 40 minutes? They can just do that? But he said that. And I was like, there's no way it was that short. But I was just like asleep, didn't really check the time. I was like, that's crazy. We got there so fucking fast.

And I was like, can you do that on all planes? Can you just put in more fuel and just go faster? Yeah. And then our flight back was so much longer. It's a fuel fuel efficiency thing Like they fly at a certain it's like in a car So much longer than that normal. You go at a certain speed to like maximize fuel efficiency this whole fucking time

This is why when you fly private it's so much faster. Oh Also, I assume the weight of the plane they go faster dude. But it spends less fuel Yeah, and it's faster on the way back. Everything I understand about how long it takes to get somewhere in the world is just wrong. It's just based on what planes do. No, it's the same like you base getting from point A to point B based off like the speed limit, right?

So just think of it as the air speed limit. Sure. You ever want, I mean, it's just funny. Did we break the speed limit? I'm saying, yeah, basically you broke the speed limit, but the limit's not based off of what we're allowed to do. But are we allowed to do that? Yeah, they say you shouldn't. Yeah, there's not like air cops, and it's not like if you go a little faster, it's more

dangerous. There's a lot of space in the air. Did you ever see that Wendover fucking John about the supersonic planes? No. The Concorde? Yeah, the Concorde. Was it economically viable? It wasn't for a lot of reasons.

One of them, no one wanted to hear sonic booms all day. That's annoying They're really loud when you break the sound barrier. They're bringing them back. I thought bringing back the booms I thought they're bringing back the boom Greatest marketing campaign is Concord hiring the Costco guys every time there's a sonic boom people on the ground are like Instead of being mad goes boom Hiring the Costco guys every time there's a sonic boom people on the ground are like Instead of being mad goes Three booms that's three planes that took off from JFK

Boom airlines at the Pentagon That would stop that shit the Rizzo if the Rizzler and Mark Wahlberg were on some plane, he would have he would have rode Mark Wahlberg like Alchemist in Dota. Dude, my cousin, I was at a wedding in the East Coast and my cousin said something kind of profound. She was like, she was talking more specifically about my family, but I felt it could be extrapolated to like all of of profound. She was like, she was talking more specifically about my family, but I felt it could be extrapolated to like all of New York. She was like, they run they run off of minor inconveniences. Like they don't have one in their day.

It's like they didn't have their coffee. And I was like, oh, that's really funny. And I got to the airport and I started noticing everywhere in New Jersey. They come home. This kid walks up to a woman and he's explaining, he's like, hi, I'm really late to my flight, is it possible that I can cut in front? And she goes, I'm not exaggerating, I'm not kidding.

She goes, yeah, yeah, why don't you just go, she doesn't even look at him, why don't you just go right ahead? Why don't you just go in front of me? To a child? To like, he's probably like 24. Oh, okay, a younger guy. And he just freezes, he's just like,

and then he just stays behind her. But he's made all this progress of people who have said yes. So he's just kind of awkwardly in the middle of the line now. Whoa. But she was so incredibly mad about it that he's like, I can't walk in front of her or ask the next person. He's embarrassed. And then I was like, wow, that's crazy.

Then I get on my plane. And we land in LA, but all the same people, and we're boarding. And an elderly Asian woman who I Learned does not speak English from this interaction Just lightly bumps an elderly Indian woman on the plane's arm as she's like trying to get her stuff and the woman goes Say you are sorry to me and the woman just kind of turns and she doesn't know what's going on What she can't reply either she's like people from New Jersey are are demons. And she just kind of like puts her thumbs up like, And she goes,

You bumped my arm, say you are sorry to me. And she just kind of smiles because she can't say anything. And the woman just turns away like disgruntled at the interaction. This is why the Sopranos is set in New Jersey. Dude, I was like, this is so insane. Everyone here is so mean. Dude, they're- That's how slime talks sometimes. No, I was like, this is so insane. Everyone here is so mean. They're there. That's how slime talks sometimes. No, not to normal people.

Not in that situation. To me. Well, yeah, because you deserve it, Levin. Guys, I'm tired of wearing chain mail as underwear. Why? You liked it. It keeps catching on all my pubic hair, and it hurts. You bought the chain mail.

You said all this time, I can't wait to pretend I'm a medieval knight. Some people keep swinging swords at me and I'm afraid my junk's gonna get cut off and it'll block it. And it did. You did all this yourself. And it did more circumcision that it wanted. They took too much off the top.

How many times, Remy and Aiden been chilling, Wade coolin'? I don't know what to do. There's no other options. I can't find any other underwear. There are options. You know what we've been doing? Hanging out. Butt ass. Except for one item. And that's our underwear. Our MeUndies underwear.

Oh, MeUndies. We're hot and smelly all day, but you know what keeps us cool and nice? Our MeUndies is comfy. It's probably also made of chainmail, so it's probably uncomfortable. It's not though! It's so comfortable! It's so incredibly comfortable. And I know what you're thinking. How could we both be wearing it? Because he is a weird fucked up warped body

And I have a normal physique. Yeah, a beautiful physique. But Miannis has a cut for everyone 20 different styles. It's the same underwear that he uses. The same Miannis. No, I think yours is different. Mine is way, mine is normal. I'm wearing chain though, but somehow he's weird. So even a weird guy like me with weird bones can buy M undies. That's awesome. And if you- if you're one piece you'd rather be wearing, they also have joggers, hoodies, onesies? Well I've been wearing full chainmail to sleep, do they have any sort of like lounge wear options or anything that's not made of chainmail?

Yeah, pretty much all of it is breathable, stretchy, and comfy, making it ideal for all day, unlike chainmail, which we told you was a bad idea and you just kept doing it. You also see it was at the Rick store. You see, you seem concerned that they only sell. They don't sell chain mail at all. Me and these doesn't sell chain mail. In fact, it's mostly it's. In fact, it's just reasonably sustainably sourced materials

and work with partners that care for their workers. Your chain mail actually came from some coffee shops only have oat milk, I guess. Anyway, knock out all your holiday gifting needs today with MeUndies, just like me and Aiden, and hopefully Nick. Get exclusive holiday deals and savings all month long, go to MeUndies.com slash zipper, and use code ZIPPER. You have to do both of the things. Don't wait to be comfortable. MeUndies.com slash ZIPPER, use code ZIPPER.

Or keep wearing chainmail. If you wear chainmail, it will hurt your body. Meandies will do the opposite. It will make you feel good. It's insane that we have to convince you of this. Let's get back to Ludwig who is magically appearing from League Week into this episode now. Are we in Hour Deep, Zipper? How long are we? We are. Okay.

We talk. You're gonna sit in a room with Connor, Seedog eats pants VA. How's she doing? So the biggest hiccup we have now is Christian, who's flying directly to Vancouver, needs to drive to the border, but Christian cannot fly back home from Vancouver because there are no flights. He can stay in Vancouver then. Well, sorry, there are not only no flights today.

There are no flights tomorrow. He can stay in Vancouver. He'll have fun in Vancouver then. Well, sorry, there are not only no flights today, there are no flights tomorrow. He can stay in Vancouver then. He can stay in Vancouver then. He'll have fun in Vancouver then. He'll stay in Vancouver. Because Taylor Swift is having her last concert and this is the biggest economic boom Vancouver has had since Aidan left. So there's no flights.

There are no flights leaving Vancouver. Wait, they boomed when I left? Yeah, you left and they were like, finally. And then they celebrated? Yeah. They had a big celebration. Yeah She came back out in black He can't get a rental car from Vancouver to Seattle is that not a thing

You can. But they have like a limited amount of cars that are allowed to do that. I think. Well, get a rental car. He's saying you can't get a rental car. You tell Christian figure it out. I don't think that's what I fucking pay you for. It's not. I really don't.

You've talked to me. I really don't pay to fight a Vancouver. Real shit. I have it. I don't know. Is it my wasting time on the podcast? I have a real solution for this. We can solve it after we don't figure it fight a Vancouver. I have real shit. I have it. I don't know. Am I wasting time on the podcast? I have a real solution for this. We can solve it after.

We don't figure it out now. Are you sure? Yeah, because he doesn't land till five. It was funny, because Seadog shaved his face for the streamer award. He looks so ugly. And dude, I went down. And I was like, it was after, right after the show,

I changed back into my clothes. And Seadog's in the dressing room, like collecting his shit. And I was like hey good stuff He's like, yeah, thanks. He was at her table and I went up to him. I was like Ludwig doesn't like your face You said to him? Yeah, and he's like you said he looks ugly on a podcast Like a second ago. I was like, I mean that What do you mean? What do you mean? He doesn't like it's like I don't know

He says he says you're more handsome with a beard He's like he's like he's my girlfriend Like I know I told him that too That was the first when I opened the stream when I landed after my flight the first thing I saw in stream was him With a shaved face. Yeah, and I go is this a recap clip from like an old streamer Or just a current streamer where I actually couldn't tell and I show my girlfriend and she's like that that's not even him She's like that's not a sea dog and I'm like, no, it's definitely see dog. I just can't tell what year he does I'm sure it's not him. She still does not think that was him Not even just that I felt like it cuz I had seen him just the day before

With the beard and then transition to watching streamer Awards somebody come out in this outfit from Honkai Star Rail. And then they start talking and I was like, oh my God, that is Connor. And then the same thing happened with the Iron Mouse music video. That male character in the music video is Connor's voice. I was like, oh my God.

So he had to shave because he did this cosplay with Pon Pon from Honkai Star Rail He's a handsome guy. You got a cute wife. He's a handsome guy It's just it's just like I feel like I'm you know having sex with a 19 year old when he shaves his beard With hot dog Harold. Yeah And when his beard is out. That's Diesel Derrick I'm having sex with 19 year old Diesel Derrick I like how hot dog Harold got you there.

Yeah. Hold on. What is it? Yeah. So anyway, he had to share, I just prefer, can I say I prefer my boyfriend the beard? Is that too much to fucking say? As the gamer of the year, can I not say that?

I just refuse to accept he looks bad without it. He just looks boyish. Yeah. I just think he's a very attractive man. I'm just used to it. I just like. Dude, that's what I told him. I was like, Ludwig could get used to it. I just like- Dude, that's what I told him.

I was like, Ludwig could get used to it. It's fine. He's like, why are you talking like this? Yeah, we're about to spend a hundred hours together. Yeah, how's it gonna- what's the plan? A hundred hours? League week? League week's supposed to start at three and it's gonna go until, I guess, Thursday at

seven p.m. Wow. Is League gonna be one of those things for you where when you finally hit plat, you just never play again? He has said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, ideally. Quite a bit.

I mean, it'll come up like a five sack, so yeah. Will there be any carve-outs on any of the- Kind of a 100-hour straight. 100-hour straight, you said. Yeah, it's a 100-hour straight situation. No carve-outs on any of the days. They're not really carving out many or any of the days, no. Oh. No, no. Oh.

No, it's good. My G. Aiden, you guys, you think it's a little joke? No, I knew this was coming up. I knew this was coming up. I've been asking for days. We keep it iry. But Aiden fights for Ludwig's time in the way I used to, and presumably Cutie still does. Dude, I have a new system and it's been kind of,

it's been working. How'd you solve the problem? I solved it because I weaponized his assistant. He sicked two dogs on me. The two dogs that he worked with every day. The two dogs who are very effective at their job, Yang Li and Christian, hound Ludwig every day. They're at his house in person and they and they pull him.

You got to understand the strategy has has blowback because when you ask Christian to ask Ludwig a question. Yeah. Without us in the room, Ludwig's more comfortable in saying no to stuff. Yeah. Like Christian said that Ludwig wanted to just not do the premium this week. Yeah. As an option. Dude, getting a no from you. What does that feels fucking miserable.

I would tell you guys. I'm not going to lie. Oh, you've never said it before. I've said it before. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no premium. It was, look, love our patrons. Please listen to the premium. Christian said that you said that we should cut the primo entirely. I think I might have just not explained it to him clearly because I don't think he understands. You're only giving him three words as answers. I give seven. Not do primo.

And I got him. You give me orange, eat me give you orange eat me. He's sick of me like a dog. I got him out of the country. This is what I was going to say. You escalated the arms. I'm losing the arms race. You're just sending the assistants away. You're sending them on flights away. Dingo's going to Guadalajara. To fight the cartel. To give Maya her passport at the other border. Just in case. We don't know where she's going to. That's going to be his tag on StarGG's NAFTA yingling.

Oh, update. Pup date. No, we're good. Also at my wedding, I did some intel. I had to meet a bunch of relatives that I didn't know I had. And I realized I was in a prime position to see, are the men in my family balding or not. Oh huge yeah. So I was asking my dad and I was like who's that who's that and he was like oh he's like you're good my dad didn't bald until he was 70. Wow. My dad has hair so I was like let's

fucking go. That's huge. Let's go. It's mom's dad though. All my male relatives that I was related to still had hair. It's mom's father. What's the mom's dad though. All my male relatives that I was related to still had hair. It's mom's father. What's the mom's? Don't know. That's the truth. Okay, so that's the one it comes from. This is a myth.

No, I think it just comes down to higher probability of genetics. Not necessarily a myth. Yeah, but it's not like... The Punnett square can point to a higher probability. Not like you're doomed. Good news. What do we got? The Xanax kicked in.

Let's go. I took 40 Xans on a plane cause I'm scared. Had me out for my life. It's a little Drake humor. A little Drake humor for you guys. That's fire bro. You know what? Remember when I stopped you from doing your favorite Drake song at the end of the episode in Australia?

I made fun of you so much you never did it again bits where he'd be like and your Drake song of the week Oh, yeah, I saved you. Yeah Loki cuz if you had kept doing that like really bad and then it's You would like the white Kendrick song of the week On my on my little music replay. I listened to so much Drake in the first three months of this year. Wow. He was on my top five artists on Apple Music. But when you make the image, like when you export that little share me image, Apple Music cuts it off at three instead of five.

So it cut Drake out of the picture. And it was like a big year to have to cut Drake out. That's huge. I'd like to say I was wrong about something. Cause we had an argument a long time ago where I was like, I don't think the beef will affect how many people listen to him. Sure.

And if you asked me without the stat I'm about to bring up, I might still defend that as an idea. I think he still has a bunch of listeners, whatever. This was the first year Drake wasn't on my rap. So you yourself as a data point, myself stopped listening. I mean, we could just look at it. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't really think about it.

I just kind of stopped listening. Can you see? Do you think without it like the last three years? Do you think without the beef, you would have listened to him? Probably. People still putting out like huge songs. Nah, he's definitely down, right? Wait, I can't tell if that's really high or really low. My rap was wrong.

That's why I didn't post it. It was not wrong. It can't be wrong. It's just why I didn't listen to Tool that much. Guys, I promise. I love that band. I'm 34. I understand, but I just didn't. And I don't know why it's saying I didn't. I should show Banks my rap.

In his 30-year-old post, he was like... At the very bottom of the dash list, it was like, listen to Netspend and 2 Hollis. And those were my top two this year. Dude, Alex is extremely plugged in. His rap, he was just like 30 and plugged in or whatever. And I messaged him about it because it was funny. And he's like, dude, people are telling me to kill myself.

We want. Can you look up Alex Smokes Mid Zipper on Twitter? I looked it up. Drake has 73 monthly or million monthly listeners. We so he has gone down because he used to be at like 85. I don't think he was that high. I did. I think he was that high. I don't think he was like 75 or 77. I don't think he's there because Taylor's was at 93. Yeah, but he was in that.

He was one of the biggest on the site. He used to be in the 80s for sure. We launched Sour Man. Sour Man. Sour Man is live. Yeah. So yeah, 30 and tapped in. Jesus.

Mine is honestly pretty close. I didn't I didn't listen to Blade that much. That's awesome. His favorite artist. And yeah, and he got it. He's it's funny because he loves this music genuinely, but he is 30 and he's going to have to hold that. Ludwig, did you have one? Do you listen to music?

Yeah, I posted my Spotify rap. I think I commented on it. I forgot. Oh, yeah. It's like I was like, I posted my Spotify rap. I think I commented on it. Oh, yeah, it's like I was like, I don't think it's pull up. I was like, why does I don't have Mac DeMarco? Yeah. Oh, it was on there. Mine was basically what I listen to when I play League of Legends. It's not on Twitter. I just post on Instagram.

It is literally just what I listen to when I play League of Legends. So it was like a fucking new jibes in Joe. He's like, she is on his arcane theme. Yeah, yeah. You got to play silver scraps game five. So Robinson, probably. Oh, my God. Did you guys know? Scrapes? No.

All right. Is it for silver scraps? Can you go to YouTube scraps are made of silver and look. And look up Ludwig's 3-minute guide. He said it so confidently. Look at what? Ludwig's 3-minute guide on YouTube. Oh, my God. I haven't watched this. I think it'd be because this guy, he makes League of Legends like 3-minute guides and it's nice to pull up when you're in a matchup.

You don't know. And it's like, why play Fiddlesticks jungle? Of course. So the guy made a Ludwig's guide to Fiddlesticks jungle. Wait, can you play this? Oh my God, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Present. I watch this ad every time I pull this video up. That's awesome.

That's crazy. That's a double thing. Why play Fiddlesticks jungle? There's like those three minute videos. Why you should play Karthus jungle. Yeah. By the way, great impression. Ludwig's guide for Fiddlesticks jungle. There's like those three minute videos. Why you should play Carthus jungle. Yeah. By the way, great impression. Ludwig's guide for Fiddlesticks jungle.

So after watching our TV, learning for the last few months, this is where he could improve. Starting off is his warding. Looking at this clip, he's coming up in 30. He's already there. This is great. What they should do now with a player advantage is walk into the enemy jungle and get wards everywhere. This will let Ludwig's team have perfect information

and be able to counter anything they try to do. However, Ludwig hasn't bought a control ward and only has one effigy available. He uses his effigy here, which is good as it makes sure the opponent doesn't have vision of him. But if he had a control ward to place here, places effigy deeper and Thresh actually warded on this side, he'd have much more information

of the entire enemy jungle and be able to look for- Look at that sweetheart. Everybody go part out placing their effigy. Unfortunately, as they only have control of this area, on this side he'd have much more information of the entire enemy jungle and look at that sweetheart everybody's so hot out placing out effigy unfortunately as they only have control of this area Ludwig is forced to play in the brush which ultimately leads to a lost team fight buying these control wards and making sure 15% of the mission will just keep more opportunities okay Zipper it's good okay i'm gonna watch that whole thing later i'm so excited

i'm not gonna buy wards but maybe i'll buy wards past minute 20 who told you that? Uh, Luda? Luda. From Genesis 3. And Dr. Battle. You're losing your mods. Tim just sends me deep web Ludwig rage every day.

He just literally clips video files of Ludwig screaming at people. That's awesome. I have set up measures for League Week to not tilt. I don't think that's true. Measures tomorrow. I have a pack of dogs coming. A nine. I don't know how many.

I would hope so. I hope it's nine. It's going to be puppies that come that we get to play with. Like, like, oh, like therapy puppies. This is your this is your kind speed. Chained, chained up Minecraft. I think I'm gonna try to get a sports psychologist out. I have Robert on the line. Wait, the same dude that you talked to for that one Red Bull thing?

Yeah, yeah. Aiden didn't like him. How did Aiden know him? I met him. Why didn't you like him? He clearly had a strong disdain for the fact that people played games seriously in any fashion. But that's what makes him great. He has a better perspective.

I don't need his perspective to be from a gamer's POV. I want it to be like, so yeah, you're new in this pussy video game shit. Like, when I hang out with AD, right? A basketball player. He loves name dropping too. He loves name dropping. He's a name dropper. He hangs out with a lot of ball players.

Me and AD are at BOA. And yeah, we got the Wagyu fight. We got two. AD always gets the Wagyu when we go there together. AD loves Wagyu. What was that fucking gay, gay fucking game you played in? Oh yeah, yeah. When there's four guys alive and there's five?

I don't know. Sounds tough. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill.

And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. And then you have to fill. Is that fucking gay, gay fucking game you play again? Oh yeah, yeah, when there's four guys alive and there's five? I don't know, sounds tough. And then you have to fill for the next five minutes. AD pulls out a little box, it's AP for me. I'm flooded out on my wrist now. AD, I can't believe it. We didn't even talk about the game.

You feel how cold this is. He's gonna lock me in. We're gonna have Connor as our pizza man. Connor his pants. Okay. He's gonna come and give us pizza if we have Connor as our pizza man. Connor is pants. Okay. He'll come give us pizza if we're sad. Nice. Yeah, that's badass.

And I have a couple coaches coming. This is so funny. What day does it start again? Today. Oh my God. I'm gonna be bulk playing league alone on my stream alongside you. You're thinking yard viewers, you're gonna be tuning into this as it's going on because it's already gonna be live.

And me, you know, I like to to be tuning into this as it's going on because it's already going to be live. And me, you know, I like to do I like to get the work done. And Ludwig's going to be hitting a little wheel to roll the new prices on bidets all week. We're going to have cheap, cheap bidets. Cheap bidets. Damn near free. Deals. Damn near. Steal a bidet. If you find a bidet in public and you don't have one at home, steal it.

And that might be the best time to subscribe for the Falco wheel emote. steal a bidet. If you find a bidet in public and you don't have one at home, steal it. That might be the best time to subscribe for the Falco Wheel emote. No. Everyone's trying to get a clue. Actually, good plug. Everyone spin the wheel. Very good. They'll be spinning the wheel.

What is that? What? You got to be spinning the wheel for the swipe. Falco Wheel emote? Yeah. Yeah. You know, when we spin the wheel and we play, when we do Godgamer. When they do the challenge. There's an emote for it. And we're spinning the wheel. And we're spinning the wheel.

That was the best time. Fuck up. That's a big fan. I would love... Okay, so my plan is for you guys to somehow lose most of your games and I somehow win most of my games and I skyrocket past you. Buddy. During League Week.

You started above me. I know. You fell below me. I threw a lot of games. It will never change. Really? Because we are both climbing, but I'm working harder. I don't know if you are. You think you're working harder than me?

I think I'm working pretty hard. I think you're busting out solo queues more, but I don't think it says working as hard. I think you put more time in, but I think it's bad time sometimes. Sometimes is bad time, but I do I do my due diligence afterwards as well my aftercare. Have you done Vodder view? Of course On stream, of course. No one's where where I'm streaming gets nerdy. Where is Nick at in the nasty? I'm not climbing at all. I am getting better, but I'm not climbing. Are you ranked? Nick's just got to go He's got a wait. Are you ranked now? Mm-hmm. Rank check.'s just got to get over the hump. Are you ranked now? Rank check. I'm like iron two or three. Dude, okay so Nick, I'm bronze four.

What are you? Silver four. Look at us baby, if you were fucking gold we'd be a damn peanut pot. Nick will go into the boys discord and like talk about League and just express like here's things I'm struggling with, just talk about how he's feeling about the game. And everyone, like he's like our little experiment. He's like our little frog and we're like tearing the problem He says this is that all of them disagree with each other. Yeah, this is the ball Oh, that's why I don't think you should listen to people's advice. I think it sucks

Everyone loves to say that shit like guy who grows people like I was working hard I like say dumb shit like yo plays Zack. You'll just fucking win That's not what we're saying. People do say Dumb shit like yeah, just get like 70s a minute You'll all I've noticed that the advice as ranks get really high becomes all the same Yeah, and I've listened to that advice the low advice I've taken into account and I've heard but I don't make gospel because they're all disagreeing with each other. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Josh is like not a low rank. Josh is pretty good. I think he's

like a more mid range guy. Well, Josh has agreed pretty closely with most everything I've heard from. Yes. But he also tends to like be like, oh, I understand this side too. He really does see the, you know, both sides of it. And come together. Have you tried farming creeps under tower? Yeah, I think I'm pretty good at it. Have you grinded it? Yeah. Oh, I went into well, I grind it in games. Like if I were playing a matchup where I just like can't play close up,

I'll just purposely fall back and farm. If you go to training tool and then you put an opposing player in your base, then all the minions will go attack that doll. And then you can just perma farm waves. Yeah, I grinded farming in training tool for quite a bit, not under turret, but just like no abilities last hitting. Right. But I actually farming is the only thing I'm really good at at the moment. I think I think.

Yeah, I do think you fall off for a minute. Ten the big the big think. Oh, minute ten is where you fall off. First time your fire. Maybe your guys is fucking the yellow first time you're good I'm my yellow. Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're really but I think that's cuz you're getting away with shit, right? Yeah, but I'm like news like the players. I'm kind of meant to play against at the moment limit test Yeah, I do. I look just like crazy. You got a limit test man. Look at my death My death. Oh your deaths in the five sack were numerous Oh my god, he was limit testing. You were limit testing. You limit tested what?

In that one game? You guys are just 11. You guys are just thrilled that I'm new at a game. It's your favorite thing. It's your favorite thing ever. I didn't take any pleasure in this. Yes you did. No you didn't. I didn't take any pleasure in playing with you either. Hey man that blitzcrank was crazy The thrush had some fucking nice shit. Yeah, sometimes it's rough. I'm not I suck at that game first game after playing with you guys was crazy You just I said love this download. Yeah, he dropped bombs. I had 9.1. Cs per minute Wow My dream, I don't think I'll be able to do it during the league week. A hitting plat that is because I'm like.

Seven hundred thirty LP away. That's a lot. Yeah, it is. It is. It's a little too much. That's heaps. That's heaps. So it would require like, I think, a 25 plus win differential. Oh, easy. And we're going to play about 80 to 85 games in the hundred hours.

You play more than that. Considering the time in between games, sleeps, eats. I think it'll cross a hundred. A hundred games. I think it's possible, but I think 85 is more conservative. So it's like, we'd have to go, what, like 50 and not even. I had to go like 55 and 30. How good is Connor in League?

Connor was very good a few years ago, and now is Silver 1. Dude, okay, Ludwig will, I talked to Kelby about this. He's like, it's so fucking frustrating talking to Ludwig about League, because he thinks because I played a long time ago, I don't know anything. And he's like, he was free.

He was like, call me big goal today. He like Ludwig will say some shit that I don't know what I'm talking about. He bent down. He's talking to me. It's just me. And he's like, I have forgotten more about that game than he will ever learn. That's very profound. I'm like, that's fucking awesome. Okay, with most people, I would agree with you. It's like, Kelvie was just around professional league for so long. Yeah.

He's like, I go to LCS, I represent people, I know what I'm talking about, and he comes to me and says some shit. Like, I don't know anything. In general, I think league is a game where I think I heavily side with you. Because when people take giant breaks, I mean, Shake is a decent example. She's a great example. Sheik has put in so many games and he's a hard stuck plot.

The game is just so he's climbing. He's not really climbing. Dude, you're so cruel. You take you take these victories. Hold on. Hold on. You have to think about this relative like shake was wasn't Shake Challenger at one point. I don't think he was just a high.

That's what I mean. It's like when people talk about them being like diamond in like season three or four, it doesn't mean they were it doesn't mean they're bad. But like I do think that doesn't translate into very much now. The game has changed even from the perspective of even if your knowledge and execution was 100 percent the same. The game itself is so different. It is. It's like when I was playing because I haven't played support,

even when I have played a couple of times in like the last like three or four years, I haven't played support at all. So when I booted in and I was like, why the fuck can I buy the support item? I have no idea what's going on. It's you didn't get like world atlas or something, right? Yeah Yeah, and then it's like and then I was like fuck pick it. He just picked a different if you if you if you Spot if you don't choose support it doesn't pop up in your recommended I know yeah, you can still go get it

But I don't know the names of the items because these are all new items too. None of these items even existed. Sure. Yeah. That's what I mean. The game is just it's so, so different. It's so different from something like a... Actually, it is different when I play it. You know, sheik is in the top six. Sheik has a game that's in the top 600 most damage ever dealt in a. Yeah. That's kind of crazy.

What does that mean? So like there's a website that tracks like all games like stats. So he has a game that's in the top 600 of most damaged dealt like both. Him as a champion. All the both teams, like any one champion. Like he's personally. Yeah, he personally. How much damage?

What if it says, yeah, she drops dick. But you sit here and berate him. Shakey's in platinum. Yeah, I know. He drops big. That's why I'm that's in platinum. I know he drops big. That's why I think you're insane. 143 K. He's been in gold in

Plat for the last four seasons. It doesn't mean Shakespeare's not good. I respect Shakespeare's and you guys don't. I respect Shakespeare's It's just Shakespeare's used to be a name that you would say that would shake fear into people's boots. And then he became like all might and now he plays now We're gonna all might for my hero I could dame his team look up all might his poor teammates are asking

I'm gonna take how come you down here with us. You know what you shake it it drizzles, right? All might that is such a better okay, so that's. This is Shakedrizzle. And then look up All Might Big. All Might Big. That's old Shakedrizzle. You get me? He used to have it like that. I think he should bring the Lee Sin back. Low-key.

Maybe that fixes everything. Make the new boots he had in jungle when they played. Low-key. Well, we'll see how your league week goes. As much as the opponents, the audience likes to think that we're pitted against each other, I'm not. Think about that. Because I look at his op.gg and I see a big green carpet and I'm like, let's go. Dude, so many people scour that shit.

It makes me feel good. You ever show up to your own op.gg and you don't even have to click update because someone else updated it for you? Ew. This happened this week. I was in a meeting with some other people in the evening and in the meeting, in the meeting, Kelby, Kelby mid-meeting is like, wait a second, guys.

And then everybody's like, what, what's wrong? And he's like, it's bad. And we were like, what the, Kelby, what are you talking about? We're in the middle of something important right now. He's like, he's lost. And we were like, what the, Kelby, what are you talking about? We're in the middle of something important right now. He's like, he's lost the last three games in a row. And then I go to YouTube and I'm like,

why is he not live? And I was like, Kelby, are you refreshing op.gg while we're in this meeting? He is! Of course. So many people do this. And I'm not just talking about like viewers. I'm talking about people in my life.

Kelby does this. I did it. Slime does this. I did it. Cause I thought you were in a meeting. Cause when you're my client and it says in game, which is bugged, but I thought you were and I messaged you and you were like, sorry, I'm in a I'm in a meeting. And I said, oh, nasty gal, because I thought he was in a meeting playing League, which he wasn't. I this a bug or something? Yes. Is that why? Yeah. Because I checked. I saw that when I logged in to play with you guys that night, you had left the office and then like 10, 15 minutes later, I got on the computer and I was like, in game, did you fucking drive like MKBHD home? How did you get in game already? I've never I've never.

What was that fucker's name? SBF? Yeah. I've never played League in a meeting. Is that what he said? That's what he did. Oh, yeah. Famously, he was in League and he was hardstuck bronze after a thousand games. Sure. So I can take this away. I'm better at SBF in League. OK. And also, I bar that's that's a start.

And also for everyone fucking scouring my op.gg look right now bitch. Oh, you on top? Check. Well this will be on Wednesday for audio and Thursday for a video. Check right now. Who knows. Who knows where it will be because I'll be in the league. This is such a coin flip.

Just so you know, I started silver 470, what is it? 70, 80, 80 LP, 64 LP, 68 LP. Silver 460ish LP. Check right now. Yep. I did that Good I know he's a high win. I know I'm good. I'm good at the fucking game maiden. I I wasn't Played together besides shake you're probably the best player in the sack I'm coming. I never lost my man. coming. All right, man. All right, y'all. We got to get up and tune into the primo. All four of us will be here. We'll be fucking talking about crazy shit you never heard about before. Well, all four of us will be here. All

four will be in these seats. We thought about cancelling the whole thing. And we thought about who's going to be there. We said no to that. Let's actually sit up and said no. Yeah. Oh, bye.