The Yard - Ep. 193 - Nick Lost The Bet...

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

This week, the boys talk about Ludwig being back from his trip in Japan, Nick losing the D&D bet, and how Aiden forgot to buy his weapon in CS2 because he was reading a book... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

["Catchy the Clowns Theme Song"] ["Catchy the Clowns Theme Song"] What could that be? Oh my god! Who is it? It's Catchy the Clown! What could that be? Oh my god! Who is it? It's Catchy the Clown! Yay! Yay!

Wow, Catchy! His nose is even bigger in person! And his hair is the same as it usually is! And his white, white skin is only done with makeup It's the only way you could get it that white and pale. Oh. Uh, uh, Viva Al-Qaeda. That's how it's Catchy the Clown.

You know it's just a political group. Catchy the Clown likes to teach people that it's just a political group. It's just a party. Oh, can I not have political affiliations anymore? I can't have political affiliations anymore. Also Catchy the Clown says, buy domestic. Buy domestic. Stimulate the economy, Kong Kong. He's a protectionist.

It kind of closes my nose up a little bit. Yeah. Hard to breathe. Yeah, I didn't. Well, we pay the price sometimes. Oh, you could do the Goon Commander voice easier now. Yeah, I could do the Goon Commander voice. Just fine.

Goody the clown. You look good. Goody the clown. Can I say that? You look good. I don't think you mean that. I mean, this is as good as any of your other fits. Oh, well, you guys are going to high five.

To be fair, it's definitely something Aiden would wear to bed. Let's be fair to each other. But it'd be made of silk. Yeah, and it would cost $400,000. It does feel nice in here. 12 Ukrainian children's homes. What now? What is did you buy this on?

Like, I wish you got your face painted, young man. Yeah, me too. Well, here's what I think, because the bet was, I have to get out D&D before your first Japan video, and I said, how much time will that be? And you said three weeks. That is not at all what it was. It was much sooner than three weeks. So- What? It was much sooner than three weeks. So what no makeup because I Got scammed, but I am I am meeting you halfway Halfway, he put the suit on here's the thing brother. We'll have the last episode out before it's been three weeks at this point

Yes Yes! I understand your logic. The first episode came out sooner. It hasn't been three weeks. It's been two. I think it's been three. I've been gone two. Look, this is what happened. We're basically ready to release. We had to switch editors and now Archie's the editor and I just ship them all the drives.

We were on page for three weeks and then every drive is trapped in a warehouse. And they won't release them. The UPS is not releasing the drives to Archie. They're just in London, in a warehouse. No way. warehouse and they won't release them. The UPS is not releasing the drives to Archie. They're just in London in a warehouse. No way. Yes.

So that's so they're not edited either. So he's, we sent, we had to then send him proxies. I didn't mean to throw that out there. Just facts. They're also not edited. Right. Like, hold on, hold on. I didn't know this was going, this is news to me.

You're saying UPS is stopping the people from getting their D&D. Now they are. I think I think the people should mobilize. I think they should mobilize against UPS. Hold up. Should they mobilize against all groups who have stifled D&D's release? I think all companies. Yeah.

OK, we are still a company. No, we're not. Yes, we are. No, no, we're not. We are off the books. We're off the books and we're a co-op. What? We co-op.

Yep, we're both. And we're off the books. I changed it all while and we're a co-op. Oh what we call. Yep. We're both and we're off While you were gone. Yeah, I bet you did. I bet you forgot to click the button to send it though So I bet we're still fucking company fucker. What's wrong with you? Cash? Cash the clown wonders. What's wrong with you? I got you're coming in You come in you're wearing black forces Yeah, actually I think that's kind of par for the program that's what you're wearing black forces, and you think that you could just be an asshole? Yeah, actually I think that's kind of par for the program. That's what you're supposed to do.

Dude, tell them why you got these. I got these because I'm doing gamerhood. And it's like... We're robbing the competition. We're not doing that. State Farm has you. Ludwig doesn't. Hong Kong. I they asked me to bring shoes and I had Christian go to my house

and I had two pairs of shoes, my Nike dunks, which they said were too beat to wear on set. Bro, they shamed you. Yeah, they said you can't get into the club with those on. I use them on my motorcycle and the top of them are horrendous. And then my other option were black Tim's and they're like, you just can't be wearing Tim's. Why? Why? What's wrong with Tim's?

I don't know. If you're a blue chip creator trying to get a brand deal, this is what you have to do. No urban shoes on our program. Well, so I'm showing up with black Air Force One's. Let's go. And I can't wait to go face to face with Mark in Berlin with my black Air Force one I might wear a silky Imagine you show up to the gamer hood with a silky and you're like either this or I walk Put him in the almost insane spot of their life. You make the call get like a red State Farm silky Wow most insane spot of their life. You make the call. Get like a red State Farm Silky. Wow.

It could be the play. Surely Jake has that on deck. Yeah, I would just have Jake's. I'd say, Jake, can I get yours? You know what? Show up with a blue progressive one. Wrong neighborhood for that. You hang out with Jake at this?

You hung out with Jake at the last one, didn't you? I hung out with Jake two years. This is my third year hanging out with Jake. You know, I with Jake at the last one Did you know Jake two years is my third year hang out with Jake? You know I will I missed you Did you yes you didn't come to see I watched your videos you didn't bring come freaking see I know For you, but hey, they don't care. It was the best episode all fucking month dude I read the comments. It's like I didn't even notice That is crazy to say. Am I crazy? Of course it's crazy. They said I didn't notice Nick was gone because Michael filled the hole where somebody has glasses on the show.

Yeah, that's full of discrimination. It would be like having Joe Rogan on and be like, oh, Slime's... well actually people would do that. They actually just do this. They do this every episode and Ludwig's gone. It's whoever's gone, they say, I didn't even notice Ludwig was gone until an hour in. Everyone's a fucking cocksucker when someone's gone. They say I didn't even notice Ludwig was gone until an hour in. Yeah, everyone's a fucking cocksucker and said Ludwig was gone. You know what else they said? They said, Slime looked like he built like a pit bull. That was really funny.

Because I'm kind of like hunched over and like breathing heavy because we're outside. You were dripping too. There's a good screenshot. It was like somebody just posted a time stamp and said, This is the most French Ludwig has ever looked. And it's you getting up from coming back to pee with the beanie on, your wife beater and your pants just getting up from coming back to pee with the beanie on your Wife beater and your pants. I just pulled up to your waist and you do look extremely French You look good. We can't we can't spoil the result of your video But a quick round of applause for Ludwig's Japanese

Okay, what the first video I literally went oh my god, he's speaking did I not tell you I do think I do think the captions are doing you a little some favors though Yeah, they are rounding out some of the I think I don't know the language 100% But it feels like there's a difference in captioners So we have two captioners on the case captioner one is Nobby and he was a lot tougher on my One is Nobby. And he was a lot tougher on my speaking. He would be like, well, he was trying to say this in At a Stutter.

And then Anna's on Captions 2. She's our other captioner. And she's very generous. To a fault, almost. It's funny that the bias, the personal bias of the captioner can influence what is actually being said. Someone should do an English dub of all your videos of what you actually said in Japanese. Like when I speak, I see.

And it's like coffee. I want head. Yeah, drink it. Grapefruit. Yeah, the captions do remove all accents. There was, we were at a photo, Delaney was at a photo shoot with us today and she was like, there's this funny part where, where he said, we go to Hokkaido and you're saying it to the guy you're talking to, like, let's go together to Hokkaido.

But you're trying to ask him how to get there. You go to Hokkaido. Honestly that's, that's great for the, great for the show. If a guy just is like, okay, and now you have a third friend. Yeah. And now we have him for the rest of the trip. We keep adding to numbers. Would someone travel with you if they asked? A restrainer, not a fan? It depends on the circumstances.

If they had like a motorcycle, yeah. If they were like, I'm going to drive a car behind you. Well, you have to be in the gang. You have to have a bike. Yeah, that's fair. I think it's fair. I think it's fair to have club rules. We will. I can't leak much. When does this come out? This comes out in two days. OK. OK. So, yeah, we have to we have to retain some some juicy.

We have to retain some of the semen inside of us. Some of the semen will stay in, but we did run into some people. Some people, I guess, fricking maybe did join us. I don't know. They adopted the company of a Japanese guy with a swastika tattoo. I'll ask the question. I think all of us are wondering, which is, has Michael become a better friend to you than us? Is he your new best friend?

Everybody in the audience was also wondering. When you look at Michael and you think about your friendship with him... We didn't do that. We were talking about it in there. We were talking. We didn't do the swastika. Is Michael, like, more interesting than us? When you think of Michael, do you go,

wow, we got so close in a way that I'm not close to any of my other friends. He's a funny guy. I don't even like my old friends on the show that we do together every week. I'm thinking of my wedding pyramid. I was thinking of how much fun you were having and I was just like, have I ever had that kind of fun? It was all fucking laughs. It was just fucking straight laughs. I can't even imagine a fight between you two.

I could say, back up. I can do it. I can do it back up. But maybe a fight, maybe the friendship is about the fights. Maybe you have you trust them to have the fight. That's why we're close. Maybe it's about fucking up a flight book in or two. You know, that's what it's about.

You're a cocksucker. Aidan's out of the pyramid. Michael's in. OK, that's why we need more support. I think we lost a big beam. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's more of like a You just eroded me from tier two to the bottom because I have to take his place because Michael's definitely a tier two pyramid.

He'll be at the top of the pyramid. The top of the pyramid. And he will. He's smaller. Makes more sense. Are you at the base or you're getting married? I'm getting married. You're not in the pyramid. You don't get to be in the pyramid.

It would be weird if I was there. So does Scott. What? Oh, that's not right. I'd like to think myself as a quote. I think actually the bottom of the period is more like a pyramid. It would be weird if I was there. So to Sky. What? Oh! That's not right. I'd like to think of myself as a quote. I think actually the bottom of the pyramid is more noble. It's more like you're structurally more powerful. It is the way things are coming fast in the pyramid.

I think coming fast means that you have good pussy and I think you should be. I think that you should really be happy that it happened. You should be flattered that I... That I'm not going to dashade so quick. Did you guys learn that by the way? Did you figure out? Nakanishi dashed? What is it? Do you remember we told you at the end of the last episode

Nakanishi dashed is a way to say thank you? It means burst inside me please. That's the phrase. Please burst inside of me. Nakanishi dashed kudasai. I called yingling a pedophile in the restaurant next to Connor. How do you do it? Wakari... no,akari, uh, no, it's watashi. No, that's not it.

He passed the test and now he's... Anato wa? I just remembered that I don't know how to say you or he is. Anato. How do you say he is? Anato wa... Anato wa shonisei. Shonisei is pedophile?

Yes. And then what did everyone do? Stand up and clap? Connor said, what? What? Did you know what it was? Yeah. And he said, your Japanese is getting pretty good, man. There you go.

Thank you. And Yingling was laughing because he didn't know what I was saying. He thought I was playing a joke on Connor. But I was saying, you see Yingling? He sees the pedophile. Right. So that was, look, I had a great time.

I think that was the most energized I've been traveling. I want to say you guys need to treat Yingling better. Well, no, see, I disagree. You see why is slime very interestingly on this vacation didn't do what slime normally does. He didn't just hermit in the hotel room. He left the house. But what caused it? Right. Japan is the same as it was last time. He had someone to follow around and badger.

Nick Yingling. Nick Yingling was an anti-tour guide. He wasn't taking slime anywhere meaningful, but slime got to just leech on to him and be, just be like, you're my baby son now. This is a strong theory. And I think if we bring Yingling everywhere we go, Yingling gets to see the world, which she loves.

And slime has a reason to leave the house. We left this out of that. We did role play being Ying Ling's parents for a large chunk of the beginning of the trip. Yeah, because I wore Aiden's. I didn't bring a jacket. I was going to buy one. I was on Luddwig mode.

And it was cold. I'm like, Aiden, let me use your hoodie. And he did. And I'm like, oh, this is kind of comfy. I'm wearing your jacket like I'm your wife. I'm your bald wife now. I'm your bald wife. And so like for a day, I was his bald wife. Yeah. And Yingling was our non-binary child, our baby.

And that that was a, you know, that was for us. Baby's not gendered. No, you're right. How would you say that? That's woke to say. Yeah. I'm not saying you're a saint, bro. No, true. It's big of you to come from Japan and still feel that way.

They just legalized gay marriage in Osaka. Oh, it's while we were there. Yeah, it's while I was there. They fucking made some calls. Do they still use the rainbow flag? What the hell does that even mean? Like, do Japanese people still consider the rainbow flag? It's just a circle of the rainbow in the middle of a white flag. Right, is they still like, is it?

They have one of the largest gay communities in all of Asia. I'm not saying they don't. I'm saying how do they represent that with a symbolic flag? It is about the size of this warehouse. It is so small relative to like West Hollywood. Yeah, they still have the rainbow flag, the pride flag. And is there like a kanji on it? No, no. I feel like it's confusing.

Yeah, there's no kanji on the Japanese flag. What is the gay kanji? What's the gay kanji that they put on the flag? They don't have they don't need fucking Mario Luigi kissing. It's not fucking Pikachu. OK, am I? It's Watashiwa and then gay kanji desu. You know, which one goes there? there's no congee on the fish

Just the pride flag. There's no It's not like we have the American flag they have like where's the sign for America? How did it that's not right? That can't zipper pulled up a pride flag with a Japanese circle in it. That can't be right. Gay pride flag of Japan.svg It's kind of fire. Yeah, I mean this makes sense. This is what I was thinking about. Every country has its own gay pride flag. Imagine two hands on flanking each side of the circle.

You want to go see in the middle of the pride flag. Like Mario's gloves. Oh, you want to go see in the middle of a pride flag. It makes a little crass. No, it's culture. It's called. My culture is not your costume. That would be a cosmetic.

It'd be not going to do sheying the flag. Was Goatsey a straight man or a gay man? You know what? That's a great question. I think it's a good question. Goatsey man is actually has a wedding ring on and I think that picture was taken in a time where gay marriage was not legalized yet. So we can kind And I think that picture was taken in a time when gay marriage was not realized yet.

So we can kind of track down that he was, oh, Kirk Johnson, a pornographic model who participates in extreme penetration. Is Kirk Johnson gay? He might be bisexual. Would it not be depending on the state in 1997? He might be a pornographic model. Yeah, like having a ring does not imply like, oh, I'm a straight man. It's like it easily could have been, you know, bisexual.

Could have had a beard. Had a beard like Ludwig. There's a lot of things you enter the dark souls cave and it says Kirk Johnson. That's a different Kirk Johnson. That's good. This is bad for Kirk's branding. That's not him. No, that's a guy who studies at Yale.

That's a heepe. He turned it around. That's like that picture. You know, that picture of that like old war general who looks kind of like a nerd and everyone's like, this is the baddest motherfucker in the world. It's that. But it's the goatsie guy. He came out of that shit in 1997. It's like that Michael Jordan commercial.

Have you seen that? Seventeen people. They're like, I'm Michael Jordan. And it's all people whose names are Michael Jordan. Yeah. It's just white, chubby, like 40 year olds. This commercial. Yeah. Was it advertising? I didn't watch the identity of Michael Jordan.

And honestly, God, that's a good one. Was it advertising? I didn't watch the identity. Michael Jordan. Honestly, God, that's a good one. That it's Michael Jordan. I protect my identity with you be key. Jordan, she brand. Oh, I would like to welcome back. Thank you. I'm really happy that you're back

because we need to get to the heart of a couple matters. And one of them. Welcome to another episode of crime or cringe crime or cringe crime or crime. It goes on to an hour. That's how it's not. It's not crime or cringe crime or cringe crime or crime? It's not crime or cringe crime Those are both bad It's good because it's crime or cringe just crime means like this this is to be punished This is punishable by law and one is no, it's just cringe. It's just just cringe

Only covers things that are bad to do. Hash out or crash out is will they resolve it or will it ruin them? It's right. Right. What if it's a very different issue? I don't have to explain. Thank you, Kachi the Clown. I appreciate that. What if the case being litigated is it's neither?

I would love to hear the case to determine if it's crime or cringe. And let's get into it. So what if it's just about a sophisticated individual. He, Ying Ling and Aiden are playing CSGO in the office last night. They're playing with another playing action of the five man. Five men with some of the organ guys, right? We want to just write the atom of the atom smash series. Ass the great weight, biggest local in the country.

So when they're playing CSGO, Yingling starts yelling at Aiden because I think Aiden actually wasn't in the buy round. Did you forget to buy? That would be typical of you. Ooh, so for a new reason, Ludwig. So maybe or maybe he was late to, you know, smoke something or a big because there's something in the beginning of the round. I was like, I was only something so I hear Yingling yell and he's like, dude, there's no way.

There's no way you're doing that. And I look over Aiden in between the rounds of CSGO when he is dead is reading a book. Zipper, zipper. I can hear him throwing up. That was a clown, Aiden. I do. I find that funny. I find that part of my routine

She does like a comedy act like you're trying to be hidden for some people the newspaper Okay, you're away from a flash like pulling up a new what happened after that Well, I said I looked over and I'm like, there's no fucking way you're reading a book. He instantly turns like what? What's wrong? What's wrong? It's a good book and I'm like, there's no fucking way you're reading a book. He instantly turns like, what? What? What's wrong? What's wrong? It's a good book. And I'm like, crazy. And he's like, it's not that crazy. It's a great book. Yingling, who is an agent of chaos, who carries no actual opinion about anything.

He just likes to follow energy. He's the vigilante in every game. Yeah, he just likes to follow energy. He's actually vibe checking every time. And Yingling is like, I know it's fucking insane. And I'm like, it is. And it reminded me of this set mayhem years and years ago. The big melee tournament.

I'm sitting on a setup. It's a four man rotation. There's a guy there who every time he loses and is not on the rotation anymore. He has a book face, you know, opened face down. And he would just pick it up and start reading. Yeah, I remember that. He told me this.

And I was like, that's insane. That is anti-social behavior in a very social game. It is no different than if he were to just be browsing YouTube shorts and then miss the buy. Oh, miss the buy. Yeah, because he browsed YouTube shorts. No, no, it's different than that. Because missing the by is interfering with the video gaming,

but on a three man rotation, they're playing. It's more of a social faux pas. Yeah, yeah, it's sorry. I'm saying- You're talking about the CSGO thing. Yes. I was trying to think of a similar, but different, distinct instance. So we're determining is the book reading crime or cringe? For this particular instance of being in the CSGO game, missing a buy.

Even if you are missing the buy, you're still cringing. I didn't miss the buy. Usually we're late to something, but I want to add more context. The day before that, Aiden was playing CS with, I think, the same group, and Aiden starts blaming someone. Oh, he's flaming someone. He's flaming. You're playing with counsel. Yes, it was counsel. It was Jacob.

Because because they called something was clear and they didn't actually know they didn't have a guest. They pulled a guessy and he and then I don't know if they're getting punished for it. But he flames them for not knowing. Right. Which is what I would say, is, you know, if you're going to read a book while you play, you're all missing. You are missing information. You are arriving late.

Imagine, imagine if what he said in that moment was, sorry, I was reading. Oh, he was alive. No, but while, while I mean, you're. How is the situation not different? If you showed up late, he's alive playing the game. If you showed up late, then for a moment you were alive. If I can add a third thing, earlier too, while playing CS, Aiden brought up that he played with a Ukrainian boy, small boy. Small boy.

He played with a small Ukrainian boy who was a refugee from the war. And he said, I like the small Ukrainian boy was a refugee from the war. Yeah. And... Father Ukraine. And he said, I like the small Ukrainian boy. I like your arm. He didn't say, I like the small Ukrainian boy. I like your arm. No, no, no. The young Ukrainian boy said, I like your knife, your skin. He said...

Yes. Yes. And then you replied... It's worth more than your house. It's worth more than your house. No, I didn't say that! That's fucked up, dude. That is fucked up.

He does it's lowest keeping at 99 right now. That is fucked up. I would never say that. I have Black Air Force 1's of up dude. That is fucked up. Lowe is keeping it 99 right now. That is fucked up. I would never say that. I have Black Air Force 1s of truth on. Yeah. Oh I can lie. He cannot live with the Black Air Force 1s of truth. I hate you.

Oh no, we've taken up too much time. Please first off tell us what the fuck the book is. And then I guess it's some book that he's reading for Lemonade Stan. Must be riveting for Lemonade pyramid. It's a riveting non-fiction book about the fucking housing crisis. Dude, you're so close. That's so fucking funny. You fucking clocked me. Nailed my shit, bro.

Is it? What is it? It's a book called Abundance by Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson. Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson Ezra Klein And I I don't know I I really am enjoying it so obviously yeah This is this is you have 16k in the back with that thing guys, please please let him crime or They made up their minds no we I'm the decider here. I'm so neutral. You're so neutral.

You just said that I told the Ukrainian kid that my skins were worth more than his house in Ukraine. He was sort of small boy. It was so weird to tell because he's so small. That's what you said. I said. He wouldn't understand the value of a house. He wouldn't understand the value of a house. You're so small.

And you're angry at me because I didn't put the fight. I look totally unbiased third party. Go ahead. I I have been sorry. Sorry. That was a that was a joy. This is sad. Wait, bless you. I'm sorry. It's a nice.

It's a nice book that just came out. And it does have to do with housing. As you're kind of like the podcast guy, right? Hmm. As you're kind of a podcast. Yeah, he's a podcast. Ain't that that sexual Cron has a podcast, yes. He's a podcast? Ain't that that sexual assaulter who was in Baby Driver? And let's go. Nope, nope.

I was just excited. I was enjoying this book so much. You're also a superhero. Because usually when I play CS, if I'm not super locked in, in a game of premier, I will during rounds, I often tab out because on my PC setup, I have one monitor and I tab out to check things like Discord.

Does the ultra wide take up the whole thing? No, my ultra wide is plugged in my hooked up to my laptop. So it's I if I'm on my PC, I've had one monitor for a very long time. I tab out to check things. Sometimes, sometimes I am a little late to rounds in comp games, which don't matter, you know. Is that true? But I'm reading my book. I'm reading my book, which means that the tab stays up.

So I'm actually paying more attention than I normally do to when the round ends. So we should be. You should be getting your hands shaking. We didn't. Sorry. Did we have this conversation three weeks ago? I was having to check this board in between. No, we can. We were having it specifically about this book. Give me full sincerity.

Where did you end? Where did I on your team? Were you top frag? No, I was. No, you were. Were you second frag? Think I might have been the second frag. Were you second frag? I think I might have been the second frag. This is changing for me personally.

I'll tell you what, I outfrag Nick Yengling in that game. Did you? Yeah. That's big news. And the late, the missed by, quote unquote, we were on nuke, on tea. The camera pans to the king, like he's got a book upside down. And he's literally like... And when they were complaining about me being late they hadn't even made it from spawn into lobby yet But you had no gun those issues around. Yes, and I buy instantly and I'm in the round and I wait you can buy so

Yes, you can you can buy for in the buy zone. I didn't miss the buy again, right? That's why I was I was clear that it wasn't a missed buy So that is that is the circumstance and I and then Anthony I would argue took it a step further because What I can understand imagine imagine you're playing CS with me Yeah And you're and you're taking it really, really seriously. And I fuck up a rollout or I fuck up a play because I wasn't listening

because I was reading my book during the round. I can kind of understand that. But Anthony's example of reading, this guy read the books between games at a melee tournament. And I said to Anthony that is no different what people do all the time in that situation, which is they go on their phone and read Twitter. They go on their phone and do the same thing.

Here's what I would say. I'm going to make a final judgment because I think it's time to move on. What is this? I'm saying he's wrong. Oh, I do think that as the clown judge of crime or cringe, please, cringy the clutchy, cringy the crime clown, the crime clown. Anthony's making a decent comparison here where the playing video game,

playing Counter-Strike with your friends when you're dead, that's the round where you where you enjoy what your teammates are doing and where you make jokes and when you when you're playing, that's when you're highly focused. And I think there's a social element of gaming that's being removed by pulling the book out. It's similar to the guy who pulls the book at the set up, which I don't. I actually, you know what?

I think what Aidan's doing is worse. I think the guy at the Maly set up, it's like, you know, you got fucking you got Link Peach on the screen. I don't fucking care at the setup. It's it's it's actually more likely that you sit down with someone who you don't know and don't have anything to like connect with besides the game, which I consider very important. You're wrong on that. I think if you're getting into a five man spending your time with people,

there is a level of social alienation that you're opting into. You call someone a pedophile at a bar. So real quick, let me chime in here. That's fine. That's not. I thought was my friend. It's not. What are you talking about? You can't use the language. Call someone a pedophile.

Your friend's a pedophile? Nick Yingling. Yeah, unfortunately. Calling someone a pedophile is engaging with them. That was my friend. And learns the language. This is the man that you guys aren't picking sides with. You know what? Calling somebody a pedophile is engaging with them. Engaging with them, my friend. And learn the language. This is the man that you guys aren't picking sides with. You know what, here's what I'll do. Calling somebody a pedophile is engaging with them.

He just said he learned a language. That's who you're taking social tips from. If you can count to ten in Japanese, I said it with you, it's a crime. If you can't, I go cringe. What the fuck does that have to do with this? Because you just said you learned the language. You're just flexing that you know how to count to ten. No, no.

And it just has to do with idiots. I never said, you said you learned the language and that's why you're like, I said I learned how to say that. And you said in a language you don't know. It's like, yeah, if a guy doesn't know English but he says, hey, boy, he still says, hey, boy. There's a guy in America and all he can do is pedophile. And that's it. You learn in the world.

That is it. That is the president. I would say, look, I think it's cringe. I think it's cringe. But it's not a crime. It's not a crime. Of course, not a crime. Do you think it changes? Why is it the only two options? Well, it's crime or cringe.

I'm sorry. I mean, it's not awesome. I've given you the best result. Let me ask you this. Is it crime if he does miss the bye? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it impacted the round, like in my mind, I'm separating the book. Even in a comp game.

I think the book thing is just like kind of comically lame. Sorry, boys. I was reading that. You like wearing suspenders. I'm doing what normally might happen, which is YouTube shorts. And if someone missed the bike is YouTube shorts, I'd be annoyed at. Give me one here. I'll contextualize it for you better. Imagine we're playing League of Legends normal blind pick together. Imagine that. Is that the equivalent?

Yes, it is. We are playing League of Legends normal blind pick. Wait, I thought you're playing ranked game. No, I just said comp in CS is normals in League. But isn't there normals in CS? Hmm? No, that's what it is in CS. That mode is just called competitive.

It means that's creating a casual. Yes, there's a different. They should hear is what does change a lot. Competitive. Exactly. That's what I was specifying that. Pick up basketball. That's why I said. That's why I said beforehand that if this was Premier and I needed to be locked in.

Wait, wait, wait. But isn't no Premier? Isn't Premier outside of? No, that's face it. Oh, what? Premieres in the game now. This is bad for them. That's not what it was always called, right? This is bad branding. No, they didn't have. And Go wasn't called.

Premieres in Valorant. It didn't exist in Go. Premieres in Valorant, right? Premieres in Valorant. Premieres in Valorant. Premier, okay. In Valorant, Premieres the Tournament mode. Yeah.

In CS, Premier is the actual real ranked mode. So it's the clearest real team. That did not exist in Counter-Strike Global Offenses. Right, right, right. Because you had to play Faceit. Yeah. Faceit still exists, but now CS2 has Premier. Premier is the, using the term as an adjective,

competitive ranked mode in CS2 is Premier. You can't get a ranked in competitive. You can be in the same way. But nobody cares. Nobody cares about that. Is it a separate rank? Because there's no way to play like there's not really. I guess there technically is a way to play even more casually than that.

But it changes the format of the game. You can play like fucking 10 v 10. It's like FlexQ then in League. It is. It's not even like FlexQ though. It's like, I would, you know what? I'll be generous. It's like normal draft pick.

It's like normal draft pick. You know what? You learned all that in your book yours. Why are you playing? I will say because we had a stack that was too far away in ELO together to queue premier So we just played for fun. Okay, I'll say this I think that does change it for me. Oh interesting It's called calm don It's called comp. Don't make Grantusla come out because You have played CS for hundreds of hours.

You know what comp is. Hey, you need this man. It's the same. You're the same. You're fucking bald. I have hair. Do you understand my confusion? A little bit, yes.

It's surprising that it's confusing because you have played a lot of Counter-Strike. In Counter-Strike, I just called it ranked. I don't know, man. I have fucking what? It does change things. It's undebatably funny to read a book while playing Counter-Strike in any circumstance. We all agree on, we are all there, that's just the whole series to do. He ate it as an alien. But if someone's watching YouTube shorts during a normal draft league game, I'm not, I can't think of that.

No, it's like whatever. It's like whatever. I would rather they not. That was my point. I would so rather they not. If your teammate was reading a book or checking Discord in this normal draft pick game and then they had been alive for five seconds and hadn't bought their new items and gotten back to lane yet.

How big of a deal is that? OK, let's flip it on you. You're playing and all four of your teammates are watching porn and jerking off. OK. OK. I think grunting is it you can't hear it. Still the same teammates as Adam Yengling. It's all the same teammates, including. Just to be clear, not the Ukrainian child. You know that you brought that up.

Yingling doing this in the call would be funny because he sits behind Aiden. Yeah. So he would simply be behind looking at me. You would hear him. And he's also reading to do. OK, how about this? Are you happy? Are you happy that's happening? And that's all I'm asking. Are you pumped? Am I happy? Yeah. Then after and after you go, dude, where are you guys?

You almost the bye. And they go, dude. I'm sorry chill I'm jerking off. It's a fucking normal Golden rule here that you're not following Problem with this what would be the problem? So what's the problem with this? What would be the problem? The problem would be that Yankling's jerking off in the office, in his place of work.

It's off hours. It's off hours. It's off hours. You gotta let him see it out. You gotta let him get the energy out. What time are you playing? Like 10, 10 PM. That's off hours.

Off hours. What are you supposed to do with off hours? I can see that at Snapchat all the time. He did that at Snapchat. Constantly. He would watch beheading videos. Market, market, wrong, no. And I would say, oh, I got to be right back.

That was going to the space. And then he'd eat seven Luna bars. This did make me think of something. There was another night of us playing wingman and we got shit stomped by two guys. And at the end of the game, the guy, one of the guys, they both told me that you guys are fucking shit. Sell your skins. And then the other guy said, sell the skins and buy a car

and go to your fucking job. And then I typed back. I actually sold a car to get the knife. And then they both said, wait, that's actually beast. They turned on it. They both said that. You're're also like let me tell you about someone named Noel. I got an idea. Goonio Kart. You beat off but you can only beat off while not driving. And you have to bus before the race is over. Yeah! And you put it on Onlyfans or something. This is the fourth Mario Kart idea you've had. I think you can only contextualize ideas through that game.

No, this is a great idea. I don't let anyone tell you different. You're seeing it all wrong. My ideas start with the name. That's what's actually happening is that I thought of Goonio Kart, and I thought, what would that mean? How do you get there? How do I get to say that?

I think it is because, I mean, that that's a Bureo is based on finishing something before you're allowed to continue. Yeah. And it's instead of putting something in your body, you're getting it out. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a fire idea and trying to. Oh, yeah, I'll play. What's the vibe? Here's the thing.

It's the sober version. Cap, because you guys didn't want to do a Viagra episode. You box. Oh, I was talking about offline for the fucking love of the game. You freak. I would want to do a viagra episode you box Oh, I was talking about offline for the fucking love of the game you freak I would love to do a viagra episode if it's us on my couch It's weird how everything's content with him now Yeah, that's true I would kick viagra with you guys and have bars

No, he's been uploading YouTube videos You can't even hang out with this boy in person without him filming you for the vlog Hey, what happened to doing this in person? What happened to that? I don't do that I love my phone Oh, I shattered my phone today I'm in What happened? I don't do that. I love my phone I'm trying to throw a trick shot

Even know I shattered my phone today. Why did I dropped it? I dropped it butter side down. I pick it up It's totally fine. I'd hit the case off the whole back. Oh, which is fine. How new is it? That's a couple years. Oh not even close. It's not it's fine. I'm trying to run the scam on Apple You want you want to hit a lick? Yeah, because you have six days. The black force wants to hit a lick Will you accept? Will you join covenant? Yes, no. You have 60 days to get apple care. I'll do that for cotton. And I cracked my case. So I'm trying to get it replaced. Ooh Let's go scheme house. I'll wear the clown costume, and you wear like a JFK helmet mask. This is a white color crime. This is a white color crime, brother.

What? Yeah, we're just going to get AppleCare and then get a cheaper replacement, so it covers the cost of AppleCare. Let's walk him down. I mean, you can still walk someone down. Let's walk him down with an Uzi. Let's buy a mini Uzi.

Why are we still? And then ask them to replace it? And go in like, brrrr. I want a fucking iPhone. I want one iPhone. OK. Yeah, I'm just pulling price for it. Now. and then ask them to replace it? and go in like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dead Yeah, like an iPhone like se like tiny like this'll do it is locked to a carrier. Yeah What's on the cloud costume you go payday to mode? Yeah Yeah, well, I mean that that's I hope you feel at home because this is what you deserve It's not what I deserve. I feel like I've come back to such a weird vibe.

What's the vibe? What's wrong with the vibe? What's wrong with it? Guy who was Grant Hussla 10 minutes ago. Guy who's done hand signs I've never seen before. What's wrong with it? Freaking did the same Omasumadopadop dance. Everyone's changed.

OK, how so? OK, I can run down. I can run down. He fucking I don't know what the hell this is He thinks he's in a fucking tatami room right now. What he went shoes off is has you know, this is lemonade tycoon Andy He's gaining more power because he gets to fight back against his co-host there. Oh, it's so disgusting There was that clip of you I think we talked about it where you were just saying like I used Google Translate to talk to my uber driver and you like

Braced yourself. Yeah, you're about to get hit. Yeah. And then they were like, that's fine. And then I was like, they can't do that. They were like, yeah, I use chat to talk to my wife. And I was reading fucking Ezra Klein. I like recording that podcast. I have fun. Lemonade pyramid at the Lemonade Tycoon.

So this he's changed because of that. And he doesn't buy fights anymore fuck the setup Oh, I should go trash that jokey. I will take a dump on that table. Let's go Because then we become no We become dead-ass no it's ever city got the keys we got become no better than fear and I'll take a dump on their table, too. I don't understand. You know it's don't would be fun The crashing is what it Recording our app this week really because our producers out of town veto. Hmm veto All you hear you hear you company the clown is here to the quiet during the meeting

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People agree with him as long as you're not in the villain seat on that show too. Yeah. Oh, you know about the villain seat. I know about the villain seat. Yeah, I keep up. Oh. I keep up with my boy.

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It's the adults that packed the food. So let's get back to that little episode of ours. Budwig, how did you like all of our playlists? Oh. Aiden, you sent him one, right? He asked you, did you send him one? Yeah, so. Well, it's interesting because he asked.

He asked all of us, I think. We it was like you asked your closest friends. Isn't this fucked up? You ask Aiden for one, he literally doesn't send. Even then I chastise him, he still didn't make one. You asked me for one, I sent it to you like the next day. You didn't ask Nick for one, ended up being guilted to ask him for one. And then he did send it to you, which is mostly comethazine.

So during the trip, me and Michael would listen to Spotify during the ride, because probably a hundred plus hours just on that bike. And that gets us through a lot of it. But you need music. You need music. So we were listening to music and I thought it'd be fun to ask friends for playlists. So I asked a bunch of people. I was probably like. Fifth, like four people, I don't have that many people.

I asked so few people, so few people so few people Yeah, I asked I was shrouded in real life like three times so memorable I Asked much people for like to our playlist that I can listen to on the road because I thought you know I we have our playlist So the list of people I asked I can run through I asked I asked, I asked Slime, I asked Aiden. I asked my sister. Yeah, skipped one. Cutie.

I asked Troud, Hokeymane. OK. Fusley. Yeah, good friends. Lily Pichu. Great friend. Alex. Alex Smokes Mid. Alex Smokes Mid. Yeah. Wow. So you were listening some too. Just yeah, a lot of a lot actually of two. Who else did I ask?

A few other people I can't remember off top. But anyway, that that was a twol. Oh cool. You have some some music that sounds like you're from the butt of a man. That's cool. French music. Worldly. So you didn't you didn't you didn't ask me.

You didn't ask Clutchy. That's not true.'t you didn't you didn't ask me you know, that's clutchy. That's not true You didn't I didn't ask you initially Which is not asking me if I never messaged you you never would have asked me I'll ask you a list you know, what's the reason to find why do you go so deep? Huh? Because he just disproved my whole theory which was oh, I'm probably low on his DM stack Yeah, we had a theory so recently I'm probably low on his DM stack. You guys messaged him so recently. We had a theory that we were at the top of the DM stack.

Shroud is pretty low on your stack. He must be. Oh yeah, I had to look up his name. I had to look up most of his name. I think I looked up most of his name. He's just burying the steak. I don't have my phone. But Nick did send me a message. Nick did send me a message.

Of...uh... Of...I don't know, maybe some anger. Of not hurt. That could be a two. Is that how you interpret when people are hurt with you is that they must be angry? That well, that's what hurt leads to. But have you not watched? Sure. Star Wars Episode Two. OK. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. Look at me. I was hurt.

Please put it back on. I can't. Okay. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me. Look at me. I was hurt. Please put it back on. Put it back on. Honk honk. Yeah. Nick was hurt. And I was like, I was like, aw dude, my bad. Which didn't work. Name one song on the playlist I sent you. It starts with The Gorillaz, I believe. It starts with the Gorillaz. Is that not the band's name? Does it start with that? I think so, yeah. It's Gorillaz by the Gorillaz. No, I forget the song name, but it's like the one.

On the album Gorillaz? It's like the Gorillaz song. I don't know. OK, to be clear, when you're riding a motorcycle, feel good, what you don't get to do is be like, that was a banger. This is a good point. That's the name of the song is in the chorus. That also isn't helpful because you don't know that when you're listening.

It's. Pretty famous song. Is it is it the one that I dance to at seventh grade dance? Yeah, I think so. No. Well, how do you know? I don't think so. I'm old. He's old. Does it? Anyway, by the way, I beat the band. I don't know. I saw my dick because I binked the first song in the band.

I just don't know the name of it. I binked the band. You binked the first song in the band. I just don't know the name of it. I think the band you think the first song in the list, which you asked that makes me think that you only asked for one song from one song. You naming the first one makes it feel like. But again, I can. You also named a band that's on the cover photo. This is dude. I was watching. Oh, you write your face.

Ludwig, I think an important social context to this is that when I met Grayden and Riley from Hivemind for the first time, they put together a big playlist of their favorite songs of all time that I listened to a bunch. And they asked me, Grayden asked me which song I enjoyed the most from the playlist. And I was about to say a song at the beginning of the playlist that is actually my favorite song. But then I intentionally switched it to one in the middle.

That's clean. So that he would understand that I didn't just listen to like the first two songs. What Ludwig can't do, because Ludwig doesn't know any in the middle. I do know what they sound like, but I was driving a motorcycle. Did you OK? I couldn't tell you anyone's middle songs unless I knew the song. Did you like the playlist? Yeah. Who is your favorite playlist?

Well, before we get there, Nick messaged me hurt and I said, send me a playlist. He's like, no, I'm just gonna play this out. And then I sent him a picture. I was like, please. And then he still was like, no. And then I saw another picture. I was like, please. And then he's like, fine.

He said, I'm so friggin sorry. And then I said this face. I'm so friggin sorry. I'm just freaking sorry. I think I said this face and I went, I'm so freaking sorry. I'm freaking sorry. And then he sent me a playlist which was called, Only listen to this playlist if you are a pedophile. Yeah, do you have it still, the picture? Oh, my my phone's under the costume.

Yeah, my phone's gone, too. But it's basically a playlist called. It was like it was like I listen to this playlist because I'm a pedophile and also I have a bomb And then in the description it said, in this airport And then I sent all the playlists to Michael so he also listened to the pedophile playlist So we're locked in on that Twin Uh, anyway, yeah, I listen to all the playlists

And I know my favorite ones in my head Okay Did you? I would love to hear it. Did you put all the playlists into one playlist or did you just go through them? I would like, we had, I would section rides. Okay. So like maybe morning. So top three, anything not top three doesn't matter. Top three.

Top three. And start at three. I would go number three, my sisters. Okay. Family, she knows your taste maybe. She knows my taste. She had a bunch of hits in there that grown up. Number two, Pokimane.

Oh, that's cool. Banger playlist. I'm looking through what I sent you. It's so fire. It's just the Rock the rock band one track number one the best one by far was the playlist me and Michael crafted Good play you guys crafted a playlist guy who listens to music. Yeah, we did like a good It's like a writing playlist yeah, that's crazy like we're in a row together. Yeah, it was like a riding playlist.

Yeah, that's crazy. Had a bunch of Masioshi. I think like mine would have done. Oh, my God. I think you're. Do you like new Jibes? That's the question. That's all you need to ask you.

I do. And he's got me by the balls there. Fine, bro. What? Well, no, a lot of dick. A lot of playlists hurt off the fact that they're way hard to listen to while riding a motorcycle. So like, Foozle's playlist was tough.

Why? What'd you have? A bunch of like, sad girl music? Which is fine. Is it cause of the vibe or cause you can't hear? You just can't hear. The wind's ripping. I picked my songs based on whether or not I thought they'd be nice to listen to while winds flowing through your hair on a motorcycle No way all my songs. That's good, dude And if we had a top four motherfucker, you would be in it. I don't believe I'm for you be

I'm above fucking chuckle and chuckle fuck. Wait, so you're definitely above because I was working hard for you. I Say I picked my songs for him I was like these are songs that are important to me. And if Ludwig would like to get to know me better through the things I like, these are the songs I would choose. I could tell. I said... That's nice.

That sounds nice when you say it. I picked, these are the parts of me I think Ludwig would like. Yeah, interesting. Mine were like that. I was also like, I didn't choose anything that I think he would think sucked. I was like, maybe he would like this. But yeah. Look, I've never made a playlist before.

And to be clear, I appreciate all the playlists and I listen to all of them. I'm never doing this again. That's fine. I have your playlist forever now. I don't need it again. Your taste will never change. That's not true. I love two Hollis. You'll still love them when you're 44. Yeah, but also love three Hollis.

We're the fuck. Whatever the sequel. Yeah, the only the only playlists, because they're all good. Because I think last place known as last per se. You said Shroud had school shooter music. You said that he did. You put the first song on Shroud's sale, dude.

You put the first song on Shrouds, sale! Dude, I can't imagine that. I can't imagine what he listens to. We did say Shroud has some school shooter music. He's got dark twisted thoughts. I feel like he's got like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Green Day. He got a world super American idiot, bro. It's like low key, it makes sense. No, no, it makes sense.

What does Cool Shooter mean to you? Uhh... Linkin Park... Green Day... I would've thought maybe he was sending you like Aesop Rock. Cerebral hip-hop. Why is it so funny to imagine Trout listening to anything? It is. It was the Wicked musical in order though, which was weird.

Dude, Nick's mom and Nick's girlfriend were, they like, I don't know who assigned them this task. Was it you? It's just my mom. It was me and Aiden. She's helping spruce up the place. Nick's mom has become a slave. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's stop there. I would say she's adding a, if I'm being honest,

touch a woman to the place. Yes. That's how I describe it. Yes, because yesterday someone left a dump in the toilet again. It happened again. Another crime. And this place could use a woman's touch. Who was it?

We don't know. We don't know. We tried to, we literally like Spider-Man pointing at each other like I didn't go downstairs. I actually, full disclosure, I actually thought it was me at first. I was like, did I just like forget to flush the toilet? But then I walked through. I would. I taste tested.

And I just recently gone down to pee in the same bathroom. Was it our was it our was our number one suspect? Miles? No, it couldn't have been. It could have been Miles. Miles Dobny. Miles Dobny. 31 years old. OK. Don't want to. I think I could. You know, I think I could smell all three of your poops and know whose is whose. No, mine's my I I'm I have like an iguana or a chameleon's poop.

That's why it would help me pick it with you. Not my Japanese poop. I'd be like reptile. Can't be either of them. No, what I'm saying is like I can cam if I will it hard enough, I could camouflage. You cannot change the sense of your poop. Yes, I could.

I could make it smell like popcorn if I wanted. No, you could not. Yes, I could. You could. That would make your that would make everything you have done up until this point so much more delicious. I'd give you a year and I'd also let you eat nothing but popcorn. So yeah, wait, do you choose every time for it to smell like horrible, horrible shit? I do it when to punish the sins of my friends.

So in your own home, does it smell like a horrible- In my own home, it smells like a fresh linen laundry day. I'd like- It smells like downing. I'd like to like downing. I'd like to narc. Please in the time you've been away. Time is just set up a desk at the office with after isn't that rich? This place that he that he's what the fuck is around here.

He's taking the fucks about it with me desk. Yeah, he's never here. And if he sat down and if he shows up, we can fight it out. No, no, I'll get my black AF ones. And he can wear his, which is fair. And we just fight. We'll just fight. You don't work here.

You said you charged me and he's going to charge me. I told him to invoice my people. I said that specifically said that because if he was going to agree to that, then I was going to get another desk for him. So he wasn't taking Brian. Yeah, he would have to get another debt. And then he said the other desk that he didn't reply. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.

He's just set up at Brian. I want it now. I want it now. It's all my gear. I brought it from home. It's my computer. I took one look. One display cable. I find it sweet that you want to work around us. You know, you like being here.

I think it's sweet. I think he needs that that familial touch. OK, God damn it. We're going to have to set some fucking ground rules, bud. What? That thing you just did. What the fuck is the matter with you? You're just a fucking tyrant. I hate working here. We're gonna just have to set some fucking ground rules bud what that thing you just did Show up and you play video game. No, sometimes I fucking just hang out and chill fucking Walks around and yells at people. God. It's so fucking annoying. How you fucking treat me

You're like a fucking I'm in runescape Kelby is so close to quitting because of it That's crazy. He's here every day and he just sits on he lays on the couch or sits at the desk and harasses Kelby. I don't harass Kelby! Kelby is breaking! That's crazy. You are lying for context? No, I'm not!

I- I- If I ever heard- and I- and can I doubt this is the case. I- I like to imagine Kelby finds some joy. Me and Kelby have long conversations in private. That's weird. Why is that weird? I guess I can't have a bald friend who's 40. You're always fucking stepping on my shit. First off, he's 37.

36. 36. 36 in almost 37. That's awesome. Uh, if he ever said to me, slime was disrupting my work, I would lock the doors. Yeah, I would just open them with a fucking crowbar You can't stop the other day. The other day love it. We were here and I think it was actually yesterday and

slime orders food Okay, but instead of ordering food to the office well because he's here here. We accidentally orders it home Oh, and it's like it's like uni $50 meal so so so he it was $50, a 45 of it. So he had to go home. Taxes and delivery. And he's here and he goes, fuck, I ordered my food, five food to my house.

Fuck. And we're all like, oh, OK, so you're going to like go home. He's like, I don't know what to do. And we're like, OK, what do you want to do? He's like, I don't know. He did that for like, what do you want to do he's like I don't know he did that for like what an hour and a half I don't know what to do They sent me a picture of it I was pissed This whole time Alex is here and Alex is mercilessly making fun of him he's like dude you order the food just get off your ass and go drive to the food

He's gonna be like just go get some food dude go like hang out and just talk to a human being dude. Like shut the fuck up. Alex is trying to shame people for using Uber Eats. Yeah. And, and, and, so I was just like, What do I do? And he's like, what? Should I order it again here?

Like any of us fucking care what he does? He's just looking at the- I was so upset. He's looking at the six- Are you just waiting for one person to tell you? He is, He's looking at the six other people in the room. So finally waiting for one person to sign off on him reordering. Which is a bad idea. You don't reorder. And then after like 40 minutes, I quietly said to him, I said,

No, I asked you. I said, Aiden, let me paint you a picture. And I described my situation very, very cleverly disguised as somebody else. And I said, what if you ordered food one day? You know, your friends and stuff. And I carefully, he's probably, you're probably mind blown right now, carefully explained the situation in a metaphor. And then I said, would you order again or would you go home to get this food this burrito like oh whatever it is and Aiden said I might order again

and so then you ordered again that's all I needed you needed one person to sign off I really needed to hear that dude here's the thing it's like funny I came home late 2 a.m. ate some of it because it was still there that's not Dude, how long was it there? Like hours, I don't know. We were joking that like the ants were like, they were, Alex was like, they're going to individually carry grains of rice back to their home. Come back from fucking Nipone with no phone. None of this bullshit.

I can't even fucking relate to it anymore, bro. I woke when you left. I deleted Uber Eats and DoorDash off my phone. I started mixing, like, making food at home and getting food out, but never ordering. I started working out three times a week. What the fuck happened? Why? This is so sick. I've been getting my protein and I've been dieting pretty well. I love that.

No sugar for three weeks now. I love- we're the same. I got crazy. And I played Elden Ring. Are we like stopping you from having a better life? I think it wasn't because you left, but I'm really, I just got better when you left. I got better. I don't know what that means. So this goes back to what I was saying earlier is y'all changed when I left.

Yeah, I definitely changed for the better. You became a normie. Can I speak my piece really quick on who preaches? Can you honk first? I guess you did too. You definitely changed. For the better. You became a normie. What? Can I speak my piece really quick on Uber Eats? Can you honk first? Honk! Thank you. Uh, okay, so we had a shoot today and I was, there's a, it's like a boutique bagel place

called Wake and Late in downtown LA. And on my way, this place is fucked up and the thing that's fucked up about it is they have a the bagel is insanely priced It's like one bagel is like I think it's like $8 Like it's ridiculous and they make you

It's like $1300 yen The minimum order quantity Wait, what'd you say? Don't convert it He said it's like $1300 yen The minimum order quantity is two bagels That's so much for a bagel You cannot order a bagel.

You cannot order one bagel at this place. So 2600 yen. Right. Exactly. Fuck. Very good. You have to order two bagels. So you are spending a minimum of like 16 dollars when you go. Instead of every other bagel place where it's like 4 bucks and you get a bagel.

Like a buttered bagel, normal. Yeah. And I'm on my way there. And I'm like, I try to never go to this place if I'm alone because it's such a waste of money. Did I just get two bagels and I'm not gonna eat both of them. And it's like, then I have to go find, usually I try to find someone in my day, like, hey, do you want a bagel?

Like I have one, they're like, no. And I'm like, okay, whatever. But I was late to this shoot and I'm like, I'm here, I'm gonna order. And it's a day, they're very, very busy on weekends. I know that, but I'm like, whatever, it'll be fine. I'll order it ahead of time. Order ahead of time.

Get there. It's the busiest I've ever seen this place by a lot. It's like Calcutta. There's maybe no exaggeration. There's maybe 60 people who are in the restaurant and 40 of them are crowded around the pickup zone. It's looking like ass. Waiting for waiting for the order.

Get a weekly in there. And I it was like I'm I'm coining a new phrase. Like the Fentlene of Uber Eats drivers. They were all standing around the desk. And they were if if if an employee even came close to them, they would by instinct, like their phone. They go like this, they go. And they're not even getting looked at.

They can't control it. They're like, look at my phone, I need my order. And no one's getting attention. So all of them in syncing, they're just putting their phones up like this and no one's looking at them. It was crazy. I'm like, they just can't control it. And then they're just doing it. And I was like, this is dark.

What I'm really watching, I'm just watching people do their job. One of them is chewing out the 45 fucking minutes. Where's my fucking order? And an Asian woman next to him is going, and no, and no, and no, and you know what else is on the other side of this? What's that?

45 people sit in their fucking home, sitting at home and dealing with 30 dollars About to deliver to the wrong address Jerking off and I got this very raw perspective on it where I was like, alright the lazy persons at home That's the person I would normally say is despicable, but there's like a second person here who's like Which I get they're just doing their job and they're probably frustrated because they're not able to go to another order because they're waiting. They're making less money, right?

But so they're but they're so they're like zombies. They're they're stepping in front of the people who have just ordered to go normally and they're like showing their phone. Like I had to wait for like seven people to show their phone to say, hey, is my order ready? And I was like, whatever, I'll wait. I'll wait for all this madness. It's whatever. Then I got to a point where I was like, I asked, I finally got to say, hey, is my order ready? And I was like, whatever, I'll wait. I'll wait for all this madness, it's whatever. Then I got to a point where I was like,

I finally got to ask, like, oh, is mine ready? And they're like, oh, it's another, give me another 30 minutes. I said, oh, okay, just cancel my order. It's all good, I'll just leave, I just won't eat here. But it gave me this doomsday look on UberEats that I hadn't had at all level. Because part of why I think the bagel is $8

is because of the sheer quantity being sold on the apps. It raises demand. Supply and demand. And I'm like, why too minimum? Why so expensive for a bagel? But then there's all this demand that's just making the experience terrible Cost terrible limited supply how many bagels can you reliably make a day? gross Miserable yeah, no one is winning

Thirty dollars Who owns the bagel shy who owns a bagel shop who is probably not there and rocket money just rakes it in They just rake it in. They got all your unwanted subscription. Come get our app. Come get our app. It goes even higher than that. I bet you painted this is.

It goes all the way to the vice president. This is a dark realistic picture of LA you've painted. This is the gig economy. Yeah, the gig economy and it's working as intended Nick. It was like, it's service for you I feel that now He likes Kayla. It's like a lid in Elden ring. Oh, you don't know. Oh my god, dude I was like where in the Middle East have I not learned about I haven't learned about this Kailin place a former Syrian colony

Perhaps I would also be under leveled there Yeah, I dude I get you. We're the same, bro. Deadass. We're the same now. What the fuck are you talking about? We never reached today. You literally ordered it for me, Nick, Yingling, and you. And then you made a bet with Yingling on HBox winning versus Cody to see who gets to go and get it downstairs. That's how lazy you are.

And he also won because he bet on HBox. Bro. That's degenerate. We're not the same. We're the same. This all happened two hours ago. It was different bro. I was ordering from a place that employees for real love working there. You know what it was?

This is gonna make you laugh. Catch you the clown. It was Erewan. Dude. Would you rather be trapped in an E air one for the rest of your life Stop in Japan This whole segment Anybody who doesn't live in LA is gonna fucking shoot us after this Yeah, rightfully so and I'm so with you guys

look and shoot us after this. Uh, yeah, rightfully so. And I'm so with you guys. Look, he... Don't break the fourth wall. Ludwig likes to pretend... No, I'm not pretending. For two weeks I was out with... I was without all this need for fucking screen. Oh my God. And then you get home and you're laying on a couch.

You're like, I'm ordering heroin. If anyone wants some, you have to take my phone right now. Last call. I know how you were on that trip. You were fucking the alright guys Thanks for watching. It is a hard day camera off. You're in the fucking trailer Cam stickling your nuts You're spitting out the Japanese water all the Sony

Just tastes better when it's American I like it now never say that no, we fucking the episode that's out now, we camped we fucking camped Michael takes off his skin mask, it's shake drizzle

what are we doing? why would shake drizzle make his life easier? no, cause he couldn't get Michael shake shake is in slept in a week I know what shakers will make his life easier. No, cause he couldn't get Michael. Yeah. Just made Michael sign an NDA. Shayk hasn't slept in a week cause he's also editing overnight. That's how he knows the good parts to put in.

Brother, I was in it as much as anyone else, man. I was in that shit. And I will say the moment I came back I relapsed. Last night I was browsing YouTube shorts until 3am.m. to the point where Cutie said, stop. She was trying to sleep, she was like, stop with the video.

And I was like, I need to catch up. Ashton Hall just dropped. Ashton Hall uploading your shorts today. You guys see this Ashton Hall thing? Yeah, isn't that funny? It's freaking crazy, bro. It's crazy. It's too much Saratoga.

Why did you use Saratoga, man? It's too much Saratoga. Why does he use Saratoga, man? It's so much Saratoga, bro. We've already, yeah. It's so much Saratoga. And then there was the other guys that replied to him. Lord almighty. I know. He talks shit on Hasan?

Yeah. Finally, I can agree with him. Elon's Elon. But Hasan chopped it up with Vivian. That's true. And that probably got him back. Fuck, dude. Yeah, I, uh, but now I'm going back.

You're going full back. Full back American Burger Ludwig. I relapsed for a day, and now I'm gonna go back. But check out my Elden Ring video first, though. I watched your Elden Ring video... No, we didn't finish it. Nope. But I opened it and watched a bit of it. And then you left YouTube and went to Facebook, and then went to Twitter and went to any other website. It hurt me in the algorithm. Nope. But I opened it and watched a bit of it. And then you left YouTube and went to Facebook and then went to Twitter and went to any other website and hurt me

in the algorithm. Yes. Can you, Zipper, can you, I sent you a picture a couple weeks ago that we didn't bring up on the pod but I think it's perfectly appropriate now it's in your DMs. How do you like Elden Ring? I feel like you'd be bad. At the game. I mean. My G. You say the same shit? No I just like when you say shit. I think I am My guess I don't know a lot about held and ring Please I think I am I think I am above average mechanically and far below average in Like yeah, I'm right wing business,, but left-wing for like social Exploratory understanding

You should read about it. It's great. Yeah, you just haven't played a lot of single-player games So like that piece of your brain isn't tuned. I've played a lot of single-player games. I haven't played any like this Do you have a death counter? Do I have a death counter? Yeah in the YouTube video not in the stream. Mm-hmm Tim sent me a clip of you fighting Godric yes God. Yeah, it falls off the dam. All the damn fucking. I was like an hour and a half.

He wants to talk. Oh, yeah. This is. Dude, that's. Oh, my God. This is actually taken out of basketball game. This is a picture of me. Of course it is. Yeah, I'm glad you can. With the.

Good. It's weird that you immediately recognize yourself This is why the Ghibli filter is wrong Because an artist could have done this No no no no This is a photograph What? I thought it was AI art I knew it was me because of the head shape This is Burger Oggren bro

Burger fucking Oggren? Burger Oggren on the basketball court. This is Shubi, yeah? It's gotta be Shubi. Yeah, I paid him to do this. You paid him for this? Yeah. Dude, this is folly.

Just pay artists. They'll deliver. This is what we were talking about after the Japan trip. Dan kept saying, he's like, what if at the end of the trip, Michael's all rugged and he's grown a beard and you're just 300 pounds? And he kept saying that. I was like, what do you mean? Why did that happen? He's losing his mind. Wouldn't it be funny? You're 300 pounds and Michael just looks like he's been on an adventure.

Is there anything you can give us about the trip? Anything crazy? The only thing I can say is what we were gonna do and I'm so happy we didn't do. I don't know, because you know our original idea, right? What, South to North tip? No, you have to like work for the money. Yeah, like so. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so happy with what we ended up doing.

I don't think I've said it, but what we initially were gonna do was traveling across Japan on one dollar. And that we were gonna go, starting at the North to the South. And you wanted to work for your money, right? And we had to work for your money, right? To work for our money and gas food, pussy, gas, food, mommy hookers.

You're going to come ladies of the night real quick. You're going to go to that red light district and you're going to do it. They would pay top dollar. Oh my God. They would. And it's not cheating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, because I'm working, honey. Exactly. I'm working. I'm working for us. Yeah, I I'm so happy we didn't do that,

because I think what we did is way better. Like because you don't have to fucking be in the struggle, which could be like LARPing to. Sure. Yeah. We also still struggle, but the resolution is like interacting with people, not like working or trying to find work or annoying people asking for work And then also one big thing we change is we were initially gonna go north to south But which would have been a huge fucking mistake. Why cuz Hokkaido was so hard The last three days of this trip were brutal. It was like the worst motorcycle riding

I've ever experienced. Also, it would have been like really tough right at the start. Yeah. And then like really easy at the end. It would have been no, it'd been like fucking journey to Mordor. We're starting at Mordor and we're going to the fucking Hobbit place. Yeah. And then you just end up at the Shire. Yeah. And it's like, oh, it was actually nice at the end. This is great. I love this walk. Yeah. It's better for the resolution. Yeah. So those changes were fucking excellent

We're also supposed to do one more thing because Michael really wanted to camp so he wanted to do a daily cap We had come to this idea cap. What does this mogul male? Sorry, let's go Let's go Keep talking bitch. That was good Keep talking bitch. That was good Daily cap we had a daily limit of $100 we could spend

We're gonna do yeah. Yeah, which would be enough for like gas and food and maybe somewhere to stay But I'm hitting up that I'm hitting up the place with the big red dildo out front I'm buying like a fucking big like Tanga latex ass or a red dildo out front, I'm buying like a fucking big, like a latex ass. Yeah, put it on the front of the bike. Oh my God, I'm hitting it while I ride. Yeah, yeah. Or on the back of the bike too. Oh, that's sick, bro.

Like that. At least one of my hundreds. Yeah, yeah. One of my hundreds. And I'm like, Michael, Michael, Michael, buy me lunch, bro. The money limit make you do that. Food is so cheap there, a hundred bucks. Oh my God, Michael, buy me some food.

But like, why would a limit make you buy the ass? Because the money's free. The money's make you do that. Food is so cheap there, a hundred bucks. Oh my God, Michael, buy me some food. Why would a limit make you buy the ass? Because the money's free. The money's valuable too. Like it's like, it's like cool that- It can't all be for my sustainability of life. I didn't eat all day, so I put an ass on my bike. That's kind of cool. We ended up not, we literally started with that.

We were gonna do it. And I set it in an initial like intro and Then because we thought or I thought that Doing the journey be really easy. Mm-hmm. I know the city though. Just figure out where to go Yeah, and then day one we failed. Yeah One we're like we're getting rid of the budget The first hotel we are at we are saying I don't care if it's over budget I think it technically was under budget

But that makes so much more sense why the intro was filmed because you could tell that the intro was filmed like later on It was like day four. Yeah, like vo for it. Yeah What does this say? Probably super monkey. Nope. I can't wait. I read it. You're not Probably Super Monkey. Nope. I can't. I read it. You're not... Wait, it literally does. It says Supa Monkey.

No, it says you're a cuck. It does... it just... It says Supa Monkey. I'll chatter with this one. That's what it says! I'll fucking chatter with this one. I was telling... we were talking with Alex the other day or yesterday about like old Justin TV and how it became Twitch And I was explaining to him that the old site I used to watch Dota on it was either own 3d TV or owned TV or Daily motion and he's like, oh and he's really interested and then four seconds later. He's like daily motions an awesome name

Yeah, I didn't really think about that We should we should bring it back. Daily motion. They had no idea what they had. They had no idea. I was like, what an awesome Twitch game. They're sitting on a sick URL. Yeah, the flight home.

I got sad that I couldn't use my Japanese anymore. Really? You still can. Call up your sex pest Ukrainian, Japanese teacher. I might have to. Have some awesome conversation about areola. But not even for learning, just like fucking binking a conversation and feeling like I get plus one stealth. How much do you feel like you improved in the time you were there?

I think... Because I imagine a good bit. It was like I got really good at saying what I know how to say But I've learned almost nothing new because we couldn't look shit up you probably weren't like slightly better words for like road and yeah travel to and challenge and like if I'm talking about Traveling places. I'm like a hundred percent confidence. I could communicate what I'm trying to get across But like I don't know how to say Tuesday. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that one. Balls and butthole, oh kudasai.

Um, do you just throw an or in there? That's what I thought you were supposed to do. I thought you just threw an English or. No, no. Oh, oh kudasai. So I'm ordering your balls and butthole at a restaurant. Mm. On a dish. And that we... we fried if I please

Yeah, he's saying he's saying balls and butthole. Please. Yeah, I did have some my worst conversations towards the end of the trip, too Like what you were just bad performing in them or they were beat-ass people. There's one I was well too much I'm talking about you just like you're trying to some He gone for Chas yeah, you missed the whole shit. He watched a video. Oh, you watched? Yeah, I watched a video. He liked that shit. He probably cut out halfway. I lived in it. He lived among the chopped up. No, he did. The fucking, I had one conversation with this dude is really cool.

And and but the way me and Michael generally operate in a conversation is I lead and I'm tanking early and then he'll come in with like a few phrases that he knows that are his specialties. But I was thinking so much in this conversation. At a certain point, he kind of turned around because Michael said a line. He's like, oh, you speak Japanese. And Michael's like, oh, a little bit. And then every time he'd ask a question, he would turn to ask Michael the question. And then we would both reply like normal, but he would always do that. And then there was a point where we were like at a hotel and I went

in to check in. He was waiting for us outside. And he's with Michael and he told Michael, he's like, you should go in because you speak Japanese. Just getting mauled. And I'm like, bro, I've done every check-in. I've done every single one. I don't know why you're doing this to me. Wow.

That hurts. Yeah, I need some friends here who speak Japanese. Yeah, it is not as fun to use here. Did you see the... I couldn't even use on the airplane here. I felt too embarrassed. No? Yeah, the airplane ride, because the lady just spoke perfect English. Oh, right.

So it's just weird for me to slow down the conversation. The last few times I've flown to Sweden, I try to sit like just talk in Swedish, but it does such poser shit It's such poser shit, bro. You say you're on a plane home Huh? You're on a plane home. What are you talking? What about the plane? They're playing there you speak some Swedish What because you're on the way? American flight attendants? No, they're not American. It's Scandinavian Airlines.

KLM, right? Scandinavian Airlines. I think the rule should be on the way there, you fucking you talk your heart out in a foreign language. On the way home, burger time. The way there, I spoke English and the way back, I spoke English because they clearly are just perfectly bilingual. And me speaking Japanese is just slowing down their service.

Yeah, it feels more uncomfortable when you know they can. They also initiate English. No, you make them change only on the way there. I would have to say, sorry, can you speak Japanese? That'd be sick. And then you like suck at it. Me on Scandinavian Airlines. What is white condo forever?

The proudly white family. I don't remember. All that. It just is a proud family. Give me some. They just made them white, but everything's the same. The boys are still blue. Everyone else is white.

What the hell is in is the show I remember. They only have Rocky but not Creed. You know what, dude, oh we took the fucking Brain Rock quiz while you were gone. It was so fake. That's what I was saying. I wanted you to watch it. No, that's the primo. We even watched that. But we said Chuz or chopped huz about one million times. Yeah, it was a SpongeBob AI voice brain rock quiz.

It's like, it's like, what is this picture? And it's Beano's and he's like, it's Beano's. You know, Beano's. Of course not. It's a brain rock quiz. Oh, you're so behind. Is it Baby No Money? Wow. Oh, my God.

That's crazy. Oh, my God. You know what tweet I saw? Yeah, that's Beano's. I'm a Beano's guy now. So it's it's it reminds me there's a tweet I saw that resurfaces like, you know, they say Finneas touch Ferb That's why he quiet. I have seen that. I was like damn There's like there's like a book of like seriously greatest hits that that just belongs in We gotta take you out give a little the brainwashed. We should do it Oh, he's am We gotta take, we gotta give a lot of the brainwashed off of Pop Rock. We should do it. Let's do it for the primo.

Well, he's not him. No, he's not gonna be the primo. We're gonna stay far and play. We always clown as dumbasses. You're gonna be in the Gamerhood all week. I could do it. Yeah, I'm gonna be in the Gamerhood, my boy Jake. You can't do it, dude.

Can we go to the Gamerhood? They have you swaying away at Gamerhood lawn. Can we go film on the Gamerhood lawn? 15 hours a day. Can we do it there? Can we go film on the Gamerhood lawn? Why do you think there's a lawn? Because there was last time, right?

It was all grassy. No. Like inside, it was like an inside. It was like, yeah, it was green. It was like a neighborhood it was like a neighborhood. There was like a green floor. No, okay Stop zipper the state farm neighborhood the gamer hood the last year was a state farm gamer hood Neo City Before that two years ago. Yeah I think it's cool I think it's cool. I don't know.

Thanks. Oh, dude. This year it's- Two years ago it was grassy. This year it's Gamerhood Atlantis. Look, look, look. There is a line you line, fuck. That was two years ago.

But why did you say, why would you think that? It's like that's why. Because last year it did- it's like, it'd be like saying, can we do it on the yard stand where we climb up the attic? Bro, that's Game of Remio City! You just haven't watched what I'm up to in a year. I feel like, what is it this time? I feel like a reasonable response is like, oh, there's grass this time.

I can't- You wanna bring a dick, and he's a clown. I can't leak what it is this year. I can't leak what it is reasonable response is like, oh, there's a grass this time. You want to bring a dick and he's a clown. I can't leak what it is. I can't leak what it is. Is it like, dude, what is it? Is it Atlantis? State Farm Island. Oh, and there's a survivor and they're in like, uh, Aidan's little Ukrainian

friend is there State Farm Love Island. Oh, and it's only chopped huzz. You have to spot the one baddie. Yeah. The, the one from the chopped huzz. The one baddie out of the chopped huzz? You have to spot the one baddie from the chopped huzz. The one baddie out of the chopped huzz, that's smart. And Jake's like, we'll protect you if you pick a chopped huzz. You get the Jake Farm Protection Pass from one chopped huzz.

And that's what you get? Yeah, could be the play. What if it's steampunk? Oh dude. That would be so sick. That would encourage so many people to choose State Farm for their insurance. It should be crypto themed. Dude!

You gotta block the chains like a mini game. I am Doge. Huh. Doge. I'm Doge. I have become Meme. You're what? We were watching Alex play Dark Souls earlier, like a couple hours ago, and it's funny because Nick's playing Elden Ring now, and I like that.

It's something I like. And then we're watching him play Dark Souls 3. I'm explaining Dark Souls 3, and Nick's like, damn, this game looks good. And I'm like, I have to chill out, because I don't want to be too excited, because if he likes it, I don't want to be the guy who's like really into it. Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's sick.

You can see me like vibrating like this. Your girl's engaging on your autistic passion. Yes. Yeah. Yes. The baddie is engaging my autistic passion and I just really don't want to lose her can't fumble interest here. Just literally hate to fumble that guy. Yeah, it's all right, but you want to just play through Ellering. Yeah, I mean, Ellering's finally going to play that. You'd hate to fumble there. Are you liking Ellering? He fumbled me.

Arr, arr. Am I like, ooo, all those, like, handkerchiefs? Uh, my nose. You're a video bro. You keep losing it. Bro, I'm surprised. Yeah, the video does well. I'm surprised it got any views.

I'm surprised it did so well for a video that you just put on there. Yeah! Let's go dude. Like my thumbnail? You know the other benefit is great. You were gone. Hold on. You were gone. So Nick's streaming. I saw, I noticed that.

Is Nick's viewership? It's pretty strong. Pretty beast. It's actually crazy. He's a 2K Andy. Did I say beast? It's pretty strong. Pretty beast. It's actually crazy. He's a 2K Andy. There I say beast. He's actually beast. He's a terrible streamer, but we can fix that. We can fix that.

Is he? How can we fix that? There's a lot of times where he'll just stare at a screen and say nothing for like two minutes. I actually disagree with this for Elden Ring. I think I do that with everything else. I think I did that all repo, but I think when I play Elden Ring, I don't think it's like that. I think I talk every three seconds. I disagree.

I also think you're bad. I'm just saying when I watch, I want more of the man to be a clown for me, and I'm not getting it. Dude, come on. And he's doing so much. I do think that he doesn't... Do you re-chat off of OBS? No, I read it off of Popout.

Okay. Okay. That is like Loki got ignored. That's fine then. He isn't like that he's getting ignored. I see the problem. We found the problem, Clown. Your feedback is heard. And it's going up to the clowns at the top. And it will trickle down to the people like the twins. To the clowns at the top and it will trickle down to the clown slaves.

The past three days I've just watched movies. Oh shit. What did you watch? I've watched four movies. What did you watch? The Wild Robot, the Dreamworks animated film. Okay, I don't know that one. Fantastic.

That's cool. You watched it in Japanese? No. Okay, good for you. It's a Dreamworks movie. Good for you. Yeah, you can still watch it dubbed but you fucking't, cause you're a pussy and no one fucking respects what you do. I watched, I think it's called Real Pain, is that what it's called? Oh yeah, I saw that.

Uhhhh... And then I watched... Oh my god, hump it out of your brain. Hump it out of your brain. I forget, it's called like, The Odd Girl or The Girl. It's about a 17 year old girl who goes camping with her dad and her uncle 24 movie. I watched a Nora people made out at the end of it. That is the least sexual thing in the theater Oh in the theater. I was like they did so much more than make out in that movie. No watching. Well, you saw it, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the end is a very powerful, sad thing. And people were just making out of the end of it. It was only other two people in there. And I was like, that's crazy. I just walked out and they stayed in there making out. They're trying to freak. They're freaking horny. They were just horned out. It didn't matter what they were watching.

They're horn the fuck out. They should have just watched fucking Minecraft movie. Probably them damn nachos got them making out. Can we go watch Minecraft movie together? Yeah, I think that'd be fun. That's freaking awesome. Just so busy. Watch fucking Minecraft movie. Probably them damn nachos got them making out. Can we go watch Minecraft movie together? That sounds awesome. I think that'd be fun. I'm just so busy.

That's awesome. No, I'm just kidding. Ezra's making great points. I will throw my head lamp on. We gotta go see Minecraft movie with you. I was so happy. We had such a nice time in Japan. I don't know if I don't even know if that many people know this. We did a lovely, intimate, premium episode last week.

Oh, and the onsen. Yeah. I did a private onsen with Mickey in the room. It was two hundred twenty dollars for two hours. Clam said that he farted in the bubbles, lift his penis up and that Aidan saw it. I saw the fart come out of his ass and move his dick. Like the bubbles in SpongeBob raising the clams. It was like that. It was beautiful.

And there was a sauna in there. You, by the way, bougie bitch. Oh, he's a little...oh my god. It was so annoying. Wait, why are they being bougie? Do you want to know how much their hotel room cost? Oh my god? What did you spend bitch? bitch Did all the planning so I don't it's funny cuz because he was just like why are we in Roppongi?

Yeah, why are we in Roppongi? Another? wealthy Is there a Swedish part of Tokyo? in Roppongi, another why are we the wealthy? Everybody's like, yeah, that's what you're saying. Is there a Swedish part of Tokyo? Is there a Swedish part? What does that mean? Because no, that's crazy, because I was Roppongi was nice. But if we were slept in the focus on dirt world,

I would have loved that. And you know that I love dirt world. It would have been funny. Especially for a week. You would like to spend so much. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for. You spent so much. Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, for three of us, to be fair, in one room. They just they should have charged us less for the chop to us.

Uh huh. Yeah. Because like, you know, well, you know what? You can actually get a cheaper price if you save one of you as a kid. Well, we did have our kid. We did have our child with us. Dude, I made freaking the Japanese flight attendants laugh. That was my one joke. With what?

I had Michael's boarding pass because it was all sent to me. And then they were like, where's your boarding pass? And he was like, oh, and I go, ah, my bad. Watashi no Kodomo. And then that fucking killed. What does that mean? My kid. That's my kid.

That's my fucking kid. That's the same shit I do to Josh when I'm at the ordering coffee. And then I was feeling myself and Dan put his hat on my bag and I walked over and said, Tsumimasen, Watashi no Kaban. Watashi no Kaban, which is just, that's my bag. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, damn, this shit's easy. Yeah, you learned a whole language.

Yeah, you should have learned that he's here to see a minor. In Japanese. You're supposed to say ore. Uh-huh. Ore. Ore? Ore instead of watashi. No, I say watashi.

Cause you're a man. You could say boku. Or boku. What I fucking also learned is the easy Japanese laugh joke. What? You just call shit gomi. What's that? What is that?

Trash. Gomi. So if you're talking about your Japanese, you just call it Gomi. Gomi taste. And that makes them fucking laugh. Wow. Gets a chuckle because I think it's uncommon. Dude, we're...

I can't use this anymore. Boku no Nihongo wa Gomi desu. There you go. There you go. We're basically trash taste. We're the white trash taste. We're the white trash taste. And we're not having a Saunan. It's not because of his political beliefs. We're just trash taste. We're the white trash taste. We're the white trash taste. And we're not having a song on.

It's not because of his political beliefs. We just don't like him. We're gonna have him on again. And we're gonna hurt him. Someone is always pissed off about something I think about me on the subreddit. And I was like, look, man, it's not like we had a song on our podcast.

I don't know why you're so sad. Yeah. The automatic cutie, she has them on every fucking week. I don't know why you're so sad. laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter

laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter She should they should download her consciousness and make it like a monitor They talk over yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they still pay her in the box It just stops talking if you start talking Anyway, that's it guys I'm back. We're all back together back Minecraft movie tune into the primo where we're gonna watch the minecraft movie and guys all of it uninterrupted. I'm not a clown

Whoa, he's the hot girl without glasses on His hair is crazy Okay next on the primo coming up we will take a smaller brain rot quiz for Ludwig Yeah, I know you guys like that. Maybe you like it again, it won't be as long, but I do want to see him fail. We're gonna watch the whole Minecraft movie and put all of it on the Patreon. Yeah! That is Beanos. The whole movie will be there. We'll see you on the next one!

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