The Yard - Ep. 63 - The Biggest Drama in Twitch History
Episode Date: September 21, 2022This week, the boys talk about the secrets behind Valve, a twitch streamer that scammed Ludwig & Slime and how the current drama on twitch first ignited....
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list mannequin wouldn't have done the job.
Why do you think you're entitled to the thing I bought? It was a good decoration.
He said urine just now.
So I just want to make sure that is
clear. And you're all fried
in your mind. Guys, we were up
here. Budweig's just like looking at his
phone and just saying catchphrases like
a freak. What
happened to you? What happened?
I just streamed, bro. I'm ready to roll.
So you never turned off in the interim time?
I've never been turned off around you.
That is true.
He is always on turned the way that is.
You know what Atriok tried to tell me at Tafo's birthday?
Some dumb beep.
Beep.
He was trying to tell me very earnestly how battle rap will be the next big thing on Twitch.
What?
Yeah.
Uh,
it was,
it was,
yeah,
I'm ready for this marketing.
It was really funny.
Yeah.
Uh,
what's his name?
Y'all ain't hear me.
I just said,
I watched battle rap on Twitch and I don't think it's wait the just chatting cypher. Okay, it's gonna go crazy
Right and we got Aiden Ross going bar for bar against Miz kiff. I miss Kiff and I did that shit
Do you think you would be in the cypher I
Hell yeah, you have glitter on your face side question. I didn't know that I had glitter on my
face. I'm gonna touch it now. I touch you. No, don't touch my face.
I'm gonna break out with your gross
oily fingers. Oh my god, I didn't see the glitter.
You have greasy hands? No, I don't have greasy hands. I wash my hands.
You smell the soap on them. Literally the most dangerous
part of the human body is the hand.
Yeah, my hands are fucking dangerous to you, homie.
Why are you swearing so much in the first two minutes?
We already got through it. No, we got through it.
We got through it. Hi, I'm a guy who watched the episode and the whole thing was unlistenable.
What are you doing?
It was unlistenable.
It was unlistenable, you guys.
The whole thing.
Because the whole thing was censored.
Can I tune in for a moment?
Okay, let me get tuned in.
I'm on that guy's side.
Whose side?
Your podcast did that On Twitter
Who tweeted at us
That you replied to
For three calendar days
And then proceeded
To get banned off Twitter
Hey guys
No you know
You can only be on
This person's side
If what they said instead
Was
You guys should curse less
In the beginning
Because there's a lot of
Censors in the beginning
And you don't have to
Censor later
And it's annoying to hear
So it's annoying to hear But So it's annoying to hear.
But instead, he's like the whole episode's on listenable because it's all censored.
I looked through all that guy's tweets.
He's an a-hole in every single tweet, except if you go far back enough in which he says,
at Ludwig, I loved Mogul Money.
What a fantastic show.
Here we go.
And this guy is a 10 out of 10 human.
And he's polarizing.
That's what it was.
And that's the thing.
It's like you either love him or you hate him. With polarizing ideas? And that's the thing. You hate people or you hate them.
With polarizing ideas?
I mean, Pocartes, Plato.
Is Fortnite owner Raymond?
Rayman.
Is Fortnite Ronald Reagan?
They're going to add him.
Ronald Reagan would go crazy.
That'd be tight.
And then two months later, they're going to add Nancy,
but she can only give neck.
It's her weapon. Instead of rifting you just fly over someone and she starts necking them on the way down
Take a boogie bomb
She's just gonna get a son of a boogie bomb
That one iShow speaker
And it's gonna be Miss Favorite Character
Yeah, cause he'll try to neck himself
He's like, finally
No, I did get, I got timed out on Twitter for a week starting this morning.
Deserved.
You really haven't learned your lesson at all.
I get so.
It's for the same reason every time.
Yeah, it was a guy.
I made the tweet.
I thought it was a really funny tweet about the G2 CEO and Andrew Tate in a hot tub touching
feet together talking about cancel culture.
The context of which
is that
Carlos, who's the
CEO of G2, the esports company,
shared a video
celebrating our win. It was Andrew Tate
and Andrew Tate's brother. They're like,
just there. And then he got a bunch of
backlash, obviously. And then in response
he was like, I will never back down from this.
I will hang out with the friends I want to hang out with i i don't let people tell me who to party with that's
where i draw the line and then the next day i tweeted a big apology on g2's account that said
i'm so sorry for what i've done yo what's up g2 family mistakes someone pointed at the graph that
just showed like that tweet and then like his company directly after he was like ah shit all
right i will back down this is like a like eSports' Epstein era,
but it's just a different, less controversial guy.
Yeah, it's pretty bad, but it's not like Epstein Island bad.
Not that it's a contest.
It's like our baby version, where instead of billionaires,
it's like, well, you were in a pick with Ghislaine Maxwell.
It's like you were at the pick with Ghislaine Maxwell. It's like you
were at the club with
Carlos and Andrew Tate.
I've always said that
Andrew Tate's better than Jeffrey Epstein
and I'll go around saying that. I'll be brave.
You do tend to bring that up.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Libs won't talk
about it. Andrew Tate wasn't as bad as
Hitler and that's how I feel
about it. Yeah that's how you need to look at it
Yeah, true about you about Tate. He's no Hitler right?
anyway, I
tweeted this and some guy responded to that tweet and it said is like did you get enough good boy points from this and
I told him to basically Minecraft himself you should have you should have applied a video of you on the floor barking.
Wait, in what?
Like you're a dog.
Okay, yeah, no, that makes sense.
And then the person doesn't tweet a lot,
and usually when that happens,
it's because it needs to get reported.
Otherwise, Twitter doesn't really care.
It's kind of like Twitch.
You don't know unless people report it.
And that person probably like woke up
and saw it and was like hey
and then reported it which I think is
funny because if you're going to talk that good
shit like you're fucking so masculine
and you're like down with Andrew Tate but then
get mad because I told you to minecraft
yourself is also kind of funny
I am against telling people that are not
in this room
I get it.
It's fine.
You tell me to Minecraft myself
all the time.
Because I'm okay with you doing that.
I have a lot to gain.
That would just be a net benefit.
Hey, apropos,
this has nothing to do
with what we're talking about
even a little bit at all.
You have still a glitter on your face.
It's very cute.
Hey, girl, I'm poking you
with this shit.
There's a fan account that I found
just like for fans,
like a fun Twitter account
that was just like crazy, like just like has good content. It's at dogpetter28. shit. There's a fan account that I found. It's just like for fans, like a fun Twitter account that was just like crazy.
Like, just like has good content.
It's at dogpetter28.
Oh, there's a fan account?
It's just like a fan account
for like fans of stuff.
You found it.
I found it, yeah.
This is an inappropriate account.
It's like a hidden gem.
It's an inappropriate account.
What are you talking about?
The way you're talking
makes me feel like
if I go to this account,
I'm gonna see something inappropriate.
Nothing inappropriate
about a fan account.
Okay, so now your voice
100% gave it away.
Look, just go to
at dogpetter28. It's an inappropriate account. Show me fan account. Okay, so now your voice 100% gave it away. Look, just go to at DogTotter28.
Open a fan account.
Show me the account.
What did that voice make you feel?
Zipper, show me the account.
Oh, you want to see the account?
I want to see the account.
That's a good fan.
What does that mean, fan account?
It's a fan account.
What is it?
You are like
the last person on earth
who should suggest a fan account.
Wow, the account's following no one
How did you find it
I'm in the trenches bro
Just newly created
Is that your alt
Are you plugging your alt
Cause you said the top tweets earlier today
What are you talking about
It's your alt account
I do lift jokes sometimes
You stole the joke?
He found a low-key
Twitter account.
I've been thinking about it.
I've been thinking about it.
There's been a few of mine
over the years
that I've been yanked.
Yeah, you know.
I mean, look.
Hey, comedy's comedy.
Wow.
All right.
Wow.
Don't get inside the mind
of Mencia.
You want me to tell you
about Gary?
Gary.
He's a guy
who does Shoei CK and he's a Chewbacca.
No, no, Shoei CK and he's Australian.
He's doing a Shoei.
Oh, shit.
And then he jerks off in front of you.
Yeah, it's not cool.
Gary is the guy who does personal training after me with Christian.
Is he the dad joke guy?
He's the dad joke guy.
Yeah, I know Gary.
And every time he comes into the gym, he does three dad jokes.
He prepares them every single time. He has all have three sets of dad joke yeah actually and
like it will like in between sets he'll just come over and be like they're not that good this time
and he always sells himself under uh and and then and then i'll give you this one this one
this we want to hear gary's also like 70 gary's about 70 years old yeah so it's fine
gives him a pass yeah he's just old and he drives like an audi so you should ask him what his
thoughts are on racial people what i don't know what what is that no i want you to phrase it
first of all what do you think racial people do you think that's what i don't know basically
what's your thoughts on racial people and color?
Like, I know you're old, but you can't be using that term anymore.
Because every time I meet or talk to an old person, my mind...
Do you mean minority?
My mind just goes straight to what do these people think about non-white humans?
You need to work on the vernacular.
All right, you can go with BIPOC, which I think is a bit of a weird term.
It's vernacular, for one. BIPOC feels
that... BIPOC, I think is... Look, I don't give a shit
about bisexuals. That was too popular.
Hold up, hold up. Can we sit down and figure
this out, us four white guys, for a moment?
How should we refer...
I'm eggshell.
Bisexual people of color.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, you've heard of a tripod, right?
It's not what it's said.
It's for its...
Yeah, right.
The most encroached upon minority group,
the bisexual people.
I did see something.
It was just like,
it was like bisexual men
loving like four reasons
why they don't exist and aren't relevant.
I thought of you.
It was a shit post.
It was very funny.
But yeah, your struggle's great. What's up? Guy walks into a bar and he's looking all sad he says ouch and the and the
bartender is like why are you looking so sad uh-huh and the bar and the guy at the bar goes well i
fell off a 20-foot ladder and the bartender's like well shouldn't you be at the hospital
and then the guy goes well i was on the first rung jesus uh okay well way to decimate the vibes ludwig holy shit that's crazy right i don't
even have anything to say come on that's pretty funny hey oh you like that
guys welcome back to chuckle sandwich uh
wow Welcome back to chuckle sandwich
Jokes at dog cutter 28, that's yeah, that's just funny shit follow the account for more. Let's just steal those
Yeah, welcome back to the yard also welcome back to it
If our if our oh my god 63 our 63.
Zipper double clapped.
My magnum opus might be something that you
lifted and it's the
tweet about
going through the drive-thru
to get a puppuccino for the dog
that fucks my wife.
No, I made that up.
We worked on it together
but I arrived at the exact wording. I lifted a joke
from you the other night.
Yeah.
It was so funny.
Poinkro is very funny because he's so easy to impress.
For one, he says his favorite content, or the
person he thinks is funniest is Atrioc,
which he told me that we were eating ramen
and I almost leapt over the fucking counter at him.
Poinkro comes off to me
as someone, I love him by the way. He's great good friend
This comes off like his favorite movie is still hot rod
But he's like he's watching him punch dances like problems out the forge. He's like dude the cool beans particle. He's like mouth in it
I can't even roast that cuz I watch Austin Powers last night for the first time in
We're watching Austin Powers last night for one it's go to it's so funny
We're watching to my shag who shagged me and i
realized that ludwig is just every character in that movie yeah he's a theater kid he's all of
them it's crazy but the thing is i've never seen it you just pull so much from austin powers me
yeah yeah dude i dude i watched that movie like 30 times when i was a little kid it's like in my
dna i know it's like i want if you watch Austin Powers at home this week
You will just see slime. What part is me? What do you like? You are all of it
I mean like like I think a lot of your cadence comes from Austin, but then like your looks come from fat bastard
When I said that I thought looks like like Zander, like you give a look. Oh, I see. So I didn't get it at first.
No, he's fat.
Like really fat.
Right.
No, I'm fat now.
Gross.
I'm fat.
That's crazy.
Gross fat boy.
Okay.
What else?
Talk about me now.
All right.
That's all.
We were so distinguished last night.
We were eating a shark coochery board, and then we were watching Austin Powie, and it
was a good time.
Yeah, I saw it.
Aiden's sitting there.
He's laughing.
I'm like yeah get
that in there get that I did tell Aiden because cutie said in the group chats like come through
for the shark coochie and Austin power yeah and I messaged Aiden I don't live here anymore and I
was like Aiden you need to go down there and watch this for cultural literacy now you know Aiden I
haven't seen it so I really don't have an opinion but I think it's funny as a principle what Aiden rated one half star less
than American Ultra
was the movie Nope that just came out
I thought that was just funny
I haven't seen it
we had a movie club night in our discord
of just like us talking about movies
and our friend Ben is just shitting down my neck
for thinking that Us was a good movie
and I'm like Ben
I didn't even know you watched movies
like what the fuck is going on i was so surprised he's like starts describing like elements of the
plot that he found like thin and i was like so yeah i liked us it was okay but i haven't seen
us what's i gonna say it was about a point crow and he was oh yeah it was it was the when xqc was fucking talking a lot of good shit about
cutie cinderella anders gaming and then prezzo replied to that and said you're gay or something
and we were in discord they were playing uh they were playing valorant and aiden saw the tweet he's
like dude prezzo's like the fucking the chinese guy with the groceries in front of the tank right
now and then i went and just found
the picture and responded the tenement the tenement square yeah yeah and then and then
Poincro texts me on my phone and he's like dude I just see it come up you've really done it he
makes one of those flags you put in your room he was like he prints out the tweet I just wanted
he screenshots he says i just want
to let you know this is the funniest tweet i've seen in a long time and i'm like that's what you
get when you watch atrioc all the time you didn't come clean no i did because i told aiden that
in the call and he's like all right i don't care about you getting like twitter points but you need
to tell pit point crow and i was like all right aiden said i need to come clean and tell you that
he said this first in Discord.
And then we just messaged each other pictures of HR.
Wow.
Yeah.
What a profound night.
Anyway.
I love HR.
I'll dog Big A.
Oh.
Beat his ass in League of Legends this week.
You.
Legal legend.
Crushed him.
Yeah.
He was one of the better players on his team though, right?
I would argue he was the best player. Maybe Lakari, but he was the best player on his team, though, right? I would argue he was the best player.
Maybe Lakari, but he was the best player on his team.
What about Lily?
Isn't she a crazy bitch?
Wow, you don't know her like that.
You definitely don't know her like that.
For sure don't.
I don't think any of us know her like that.
I do.
She's a crazy bitch.
Her Lux is nuts.
I meant on the rift obviously
On the rift?
Yeah, cringe off the rift, crazy on the rift
Lily Pichu the goat
She destroyed Atriok
Really?
Crushed
That's sick, were they like AD carry or whatever?
They were both mid lane
Okay, cool
You just jargon Jimbo him?
No, I play MOBAs bro so like there's a jungler
right it's more like were they both the same role and the answer is yes but they were mid instead
of same role and it makes i think more of a signifier of winning racial lane because there's
two bot lane yes man but yes we crushed big a's team uh which was atrioc clint stevens connor Which was a triac Clint Stevens Connor? I thought you were on team Connor eat note. Yes, Connor eat pan. I had my own team
I wanted to be on that team and then Clint was like
Make bowl mango at Taffo's birthday. I like he's talking about the thing at the tournament
But I couldn't really hear the whole conversation and the part I do walk by all I catches and I've never seen Clint like that
the part I do walk by all I catch is I've never seen Clint like that
and I was like wow
he used his full name too and he said
it he's like I've never seen Clint that way
when we beat them they were
demoralized it was because it was
bad like we crushed them and like we were
like the team they definitely wanted to beat
they ended up moving on because there was a three way tie
and the tiebreaker was probably the dumbest shit
I've seen in a while
three way tie the tiebreaker was done the dumbest shit I've seen in a while. Three-way tie, the tiebreaker was done by who won
the game the fastest.
Yeah, Dota did that for a little while.
It's kind of weird.
It's happened before.
But I get it for a tournament.
For a tournament this small, I think it's fine.
What's a better metric for a league, specifically?
Is there a better one?
I think you could do gold gap, but the problem is
any metric...
Maybe kill differential?
The problem with that is you can just let them sit
in base and then just kill them without ever killing the nexus oh yeah yeah you can exploit
so i think time actually might be the best fast enough or fast at least encourages you to win
at all costs which i think it's the closest metric to like a performance that you can find
i realized there's a limiting factor in scheduling but like any big actual tournament
just plays it out they
have tiebreakers no
they don't well they
play it out yes but
there have been
modifications to big
MOBA tournaments like
for instance TI they
went from best of five
finals to best of three
because of like venue
like they just can't be
if each game goes like
an hour and a half
they're fucking they're
on borrowed time crazy
the 20 million dollar
tournament can't squeeze in another hour.
It's Valve, bro.
It's Valve.
I can't even log in
and buy Counter-Strike skins right now.
I'm so sick of this fucking company.
What's going to happen?
Let's me put the coins
in the Steam wallet
and then I can't spend it
on the thing I want.
Wait, why?
Dude, they just restrict
your fucking account.
I was yelling at Nick Yigley
like it was his fault last night.
For exercise. Steam Marketplace. just restrict your fucking account i was yelling at nicky igly like it was his fault last night steam marketplace i want to just buy an 8k skin i i put the fucking funds in my steam wallet and then it says you can't like buy anything on the market right now and they add like stacking
limiters to your account so like if you put money in your steam wallet with like a new way or you fucking uh change your password uh even if you have like all their authenticators and like
2fa set up uh they they limit you from using the marketplace it's like but you let me put the money
you've made me spend the money it's in my account i can't get it back you need to send and then i
can't buy the good you need to send a picture of your mangina to Gaben in New Zealand.
And then he locks it?
He opens it and he's like,
Yeah, okay, that's fine.
For some people, not quite good enough.
I didn't know it was locked up like that right now.
Nobody runs that company is what I've determined.
They just let Steam sit on everybody's desktop and collect dollars.
And nobody does anything.
They're the weirdest company of all time.
They have a bonus structure based off peer review,
which just creates a bunch of,
a bunch of psychopaths.
There was a huge leak a while ago and it's like,
it's hard to verify like who this person was or how accurate it was,
but it,
it did seem to line up with a lot of like the,
the,
the backroom talk about valve,
but it was someone on Twitter and it was like a hundred tweet thread of just a
disgruntled ex valve employee that was explaining like this system of like barons and performance
bonuses and like the social hierarchy and how fucking weird it was and i'm like yeah that makes
sense that's how rich people the skinny of it was that all your uh big payouts are from performance
bonuses which are done from peer reviews so like you suck up to higher ups and try to get like the
job they want done and then like you have to like really play the social game more than just be good
employee who does job well you have to find a baron like the red baron yeah like that how it's
been it's like someone who protects you and like nurtures you but like you also suck them good or
something i don't know man you get you could get your ear sucked in an elevator by gabe himself the story i've heard of valve which is unconfirmed because i don't fucking
have any friends who work there is that like people get brought on for these like potential
projects that are happening like the portal fucking threes of the world and then those
projects get canned but the employees stay like they don't like they don't fire a lot but then
they don't put you on a new assignment so you basically are just taking your salary to like kind of be on call
and that's like a lot of people who are there who are just kind of bloating and doing nothing
that is the case that's better than most game devs that will adopt a small team bring them into the
big umbrella and then fire them all like that, that happens a lot, too. I think they run their company like
H.H. Holmes used to run his murder factory.
And it's all
confusing and nobody knows how it actually works.
Who is that?
The first serial killer?
It's the main character
in Immortal Techniques, hit single.
Nobody knows this? Come on, guys.
Is it like L.L. Bean?
Are you becoming a true crime bitch? crime in the white city come on any any literature heads out there?
Wow hey guys low read slow read
With the book so it's a book you it's a real you're gonna look me in the eye and tell me you read often
What do you read no one piece?
No one pieces room. The one piece is real.
He's in a book club right now.
And by book club, I mean him and QD have a book club together.
Don't diminish it.
It is a book club.
That's so cute.
It's not a book club.
It's a book partnership.
It's like when my mom said we could hang out when nobody would call me back as a kid.
It's like that.
We can have fun, sweetie.
At your birthday party.
She offers me and Slime the same deal, so it's real sweet of her.
Okay, put her there.
Anyway, if you guys want to join our book club, this month it's Jeanette McCurdy's autobiography.
Wait, you've been reading that for a while.
I'm glad my mom is dead.
It's a one month time to read the book.
Oh, I asked him this way too long.
How many pages have you read so far?
I'm on page zero.
He was too busy watching streams.
Watching people fire up the stream to explain why they didn't do something wrong.
I'm on page zero and QD's like three quarters of the way through.
So I gotta catch up.
What's the deadline?
I think like I got ten days left.
Dude, imagine like a spark note thing for him and his girlfriend's book.
Dude, that'd be like college again
Get a new Chegg subscription so you could
I'm like, I'm like, you know, like I I liked like the part where she's talking about like her mom
Yeah, I mean bad the way influenced her mental health. What did you think about that?
Enough about what I think about what happened.
I basically wrote like two things down about each chapter. I guess I just don't want to be the man
in the room explaining it. So if you could take the wheel, our audio books off limits, that's a
hack. I don't think it's off limits. Yeah. Just do audio book. I prefer reading because audio
books are very slow. You haven't opened the book yet. I read two words I read a book recently what was it
what was the book
the courage to be disliked
the Japanese book
he did talk about that
a couple times
love can only
consume media
if it's Japanese
wrong
one piece
oh actually
I super like that book
I
wait what's mom
in Japanese
um
okasa
okasa
I'm glad my
I'm glad my osa died.
What?
It's dead.
What? Okasa?
Bro, you're just talking about omakase right now. I'm getting hungry.
You don't know Japanese!
Sheesh!
Omakase?
Oishi.
Now I want to know for real!
It's... Okasa...
Sorry.
You just fucking kicked me.
I'm sorry, T.
Anyway, the result of the League thing is I uninst Anyway the result of the league thing
Is I uninstalled the game
Because it unequivocally made my life miles worse
Why did it do it
I grinded it it made my sleep worse
I hung out with cutie less I ate worse
I drank less water because I was playing the game
And wouldn't want to get up and queue popped and I couldn't leave
It wasn't fun when I solo queued
I solo queued three games after the tournament
To try to get silver because I was bronze one I was right you were wrong And it turns when I solo queued. I solo queued three games after the tournament to try to get silver because I was bronze one.
I was right, you were wrong.
And it turns out that solo queue is as toxic as the rumors have you believe.
Oh, no way, really?
Yeah, it was called a slur off rip.
Yeah.
All right.
People start singing Bo Burnham songs.
Well, it's not even, it's just text chat.
No, I know, but they type it out.
Typed out all the lyrics to My Family Thinks I'm Gay.
There it is, that funny feeling.
Yeah, it was terrible.
And then I get recognized because I'm Eric Kutz,
so they're toxic and know me.
Yeah, that's the worst, yeah.
So I uninstalled.
Wow, so you made your life better.
I'm out.
I'll reinstall when I get another event,
but until then, I'm out.
Dude, I've been riding so high Valorant solo queue recently,
like past two days. I've won riding so high, Valorant. Solo queue recently, like, past two days.
I've won, like, past, like, ten games in a row.
I had a 38 kill game
on D3.
Not
the Yingling Ascendant yet.
Not the Yingling Ascendant, nor the Yingling Ascendant.
It is the lighthouse that we're all looking for.
Yingling Ascends, bro. Yingling's scraping by
right now by avoiding the
stack. I'll say that much i keep getting uh
i keep getting into games with someone on my team who has a very unchill name like very bad uh i
don't know why it keeps happening you guys are in the same like elo and region probably just block
them uh you can't blacklist they don't have the blacklist it's also a bad system because you can
just blacklist good players and then only play against shitters yeah uh but i got into a game with someone last night who i literally i just can't say their gamer tag
yeah and uh they were so normal like like they were like saying like nice try and like good
shit and like never flaming we were down like seven rounds for sure for sure you had that one
there was like never a bad moment at the end of the game i was just like
raised despite your behavior you are a
massive piece of shit change your name i couldn't i couldn't believe how normal was it racist
hey rg you have to believe this their their their tag was
oh my god it was bad that's insane yeah and they were just so normal i just i couldn't i couldn't believe
maybe it's because if you do that being normal is your only hope yeah you can't you don't go
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reports are getting fired off it's like the way to spread racism is you have a racist name and then you top frag
and then you say GGs
and then you try to
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That guy was pretty chill. Maybe there is something
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That's how they get all dangerous.
It's a whole right pipeline.
It's top fragging. I have plenty of racist friends who are
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That's crazy. You know you have a fucked up gamer tag
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Everyone, don't do that
Speaking of cabals, a lot of drama happened this week.
A little juicy drama.
Jump into the drama cabal.
It feels so good to just not be involved and you just get to see.
Kind of involved.
Archie, just call the chapter the part of the episode you're here for.
You get to see B. Prince Lothric in the fucking castle just watching the world sink into a goddamned black hole in the butt.
Can I make a, we can't keep making references that the rest of us don't know. and the castle just watching the world sink into a goddamned black hole in the butt.
We can't keep making references that the rest of us don't know.
I want to know who Prince Lothric is, and I've asked.
Because we can't riff on it.
Make it known.
Make it known.
But you can just keep going.
Who is Prince Lothric?
Tell me.
It's in Dark Souls 3.
The worst Dark Souls.
No.
Yes.
No, it's Dark Souls 2, but not by a lot.
The Toy Story of Dark Souls.
Way to go with the main take.
Anyway. I mean, it's just true. A but not by a lot. The Toy Story of Dark Souls. Way to go for the main take. Anyway.
I mean, it's just true.
A lot of drama.
Biggest one of all, the Magnus Carlsen drama.
Am I right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the one.
That's the one.
The one we already talked about.
Shit is happening as we speak.
People are live explaining themselves.
People are dying.
People are dying across the world.
Real Kipo shit.
Real cap shit.
And so, here's the thing.
I thought, yeah, we can talk about it, but the timeliness will be gone.
It'll be four days.
It's crazy.
I thought it was fucking insane when Magnus pulled out a gun and shot his webcam.
We just tried to predict the drama that happened.
It was just weird
When Mizkif killed Magnus Carlsen
Yeah
And said that was for Crazy Slip
Well it all started with
PVC XQC
That's how it all started
Well it actually started with E-Rob getting banned
That's the true lore
What is that?
E-Rob is Tyler
You know how Bumblebee turns into a car?
Oh, okay.
E-Rob the streamer, a.k.a. Tyler1's brother, a.k.a. Variety streamer of the year, in my mind,
got banned because he told a viewer to kill himself.
Or no, he said.
No, no, no.
He told a viewer that he would fight him in real life at TwitchCon and beat him up
and then followed up by saying, this is not a joke.
Yeah, said, I will run your, what do you
say, like, I'll run that
fade or something. I'll fuck at TwitchCon,
I will see you there. That's hard as hell.
We got banned for a month.
A month is pretty nuts. Which is like,
Twitch, be real, sanction the fight.
That's what I'm saying. Get 16 ounce gloves,
get them in there, get viewers.
Dude, we bring back a bully beatdown
Nobody has nobody twitch knows content anymore. No, I'm saying that you know should flash the VJ gear gone three days
Go all the sudden you want to beat someone up in real life the VJ I
Used to call it foo foo when I was younger. It was like a VJ like
This all happened recently yes Yeah so in the past week
So then
Have you really been
Out of the loop
It's fine if you are
But it's just interesting
Aiden
E-Rob gets banned
That is number one
He's also bald
Happens next
Is
Is
XQC bailed on
Shit camp
And said the reason
Was because soda
Wasn't going
Because it thought
It would be boring
Without soda
Based
Which was a lie
Hurtful
To take Hurtful To take Which was a lie. Hurtful. Hurtful.
Which was a lie. It's funny
because we already kind of talked about this, but everyone
has access to saying my dog ate my homework
or whatever. Like, why do you have to say
something insulting to not go?
When it's not even true.
I'm telling the teacher that they're fucking. He looked
at his list of excuses with like
I'm sick.
Like relatives visiting. He's like's like no that's just not
it doesn't make enough sense and he skipped all the way to the bottom he's like soda's not there
and your vet sucks yeah plus ratio so he doesn't go and and i knew that it was a personal reason
why he didn't go which is why i was even a little perturbed by him like why would you just say
something like that that's way easier to buy and true for a viewer?
Wow, Ludwig, what was the personal reason?
Well, it came out.
Yeah.
And that's that.
He's setting you up.
He broke up with Adept.
Him and Adept broke up.
And boy, was it public.
Yeah, they shouldn't do that.
They shouldn't do that. They shouldn't do that.
They shouldn't.
I feel like I'm, look, maybe this is a level one take, but don't, maybe don't be live.
Yeah, so he on stream said, he's like, I don't know.
There's an out of context clip that Soda Poppin said that I told them I wasn't going to shit
camp months ago.
And then everyone's like, X, you said that you weren't going because of this, but he
told you months ago. He's like, no, man, everyone's backing me in the corner. And then, and then said's like X you said that he you weren't going cuz this but he told you months ago He's like no man
I was back me in the corner and then and then said he's like this is a reason
It's me and a dad broke up. I had to pick between her and my family which is like heavy shit
Yeah, that's huge to drop on a stream
Then she sees it goes on in our stream talking about what happened then he reacts to her stream
Then they hop in a call together or type that she uses the Alton cries on stream. Let's hype
It was six figures
Same time in the viewership is tanking and we're in grand finals
And then I find out why and I'm like, oh
I remember I remember cuz I never watch XQC
but I follow him and we got on to play valorant that night
and x usually hovers around hovers around like 60,000 people watching him at any given moment
and we were booting into a game and I had toy trope and I saw that he had 95,000 people watching
him and I was like oh that's nice must be a lot of people like just enjoying xqc on this Friday
night must be playing hot wheels again and then i i opened
up twitter an hour later and i was like oh people are just like shooting at each other with real
clips of like adept sobbing into the mic and so and cutie had said something about she tweeted
when this happened she's like grossest use of the platform i've seen and she was trying to back up a depth like that by now we're on round six and round seven's when dogs come in
but they drop max ammo which is good uh so everyone rebuild windows uh buy ray gun leave
some crawlers dude and then x brought up her tweet then tweeted about it directly yeah he like
quote retweeted her and then well q deleted it she was getting a lot of shit and then X got
the screenshot of it
and then tweeted it out
again talking like
don't fucking
where I come from
we don't subtweet people
and it's like
well you're from Quebec
so I don't know.
What he actually meant
is nobody in Quebec
knows how to use
a computer.
You don't subtweet
because we haven't
figured out how to tweet it.
Can you smoke it?
It's funny when you talk about
drama like this
because it's like
and then bro tweeted
and like just saying the word tweeted
it feels so soft.
It's like yeah
they roll up to our hood
with water guns.
I guess what you don't understand
is Twitter fingers
turn to trigger fingers.
The actual reason is
in Quebec
when you have a problem
with somebody
you go to their door and you schedule an ice fishing trip
And then you go out and do that together
Apropos of nothing there was I saw a tweet
It was spongebob eating the glove candies from when they hit rock bottom and it just said
Spongebob like started popping pills in the ops hood Bob was wild
We were just marveling over how funny it was to call him Bob.
It's so simple.
So it's like that pretty much.
You're in rock bottom, but you're popping pills.
And so that happened.
And then X, like, I don't know, maybe Cutie and him called or something.
You were probably there.
They squashed offline.
And then X was like, you know what?
Fucking sorry to talk about a fellow peer that way and i was like oh that's cool
dude he's gonna be able to sleep tonight and i'm like because i'm at home like on discord with the
boys like they're playing valor i'm like just scroll doom scrolling and i'm like oh she's having
a terrible night probably and then it's like and they squashed it and no not even what happened is
she tweeted that and then we watched a movie
Just me and her and then I just she never phone and she was like using it
She was like can I have pictures of cake and I was like yeah
And then I took my phone like in the bathroom like two hours later, and I looked at Twitter. I was like oh
And then I was like really uncomfortable I came back. I was like I waited like five minutes. I was like your phone
And then she went fucking like steam out the thorns for like five minutes i was like give your phone like no i was like maybe you checked and then she went
fucking like steam out the thumbs for like 30 minutes this makes so much more sense now because
i came downstairs that night like briefly while you guys were watching the movie and everything
seemed so fine and i was so surprised because it was like if I was cutie I would like be at my computer upset
and and I was wondering
like oh maybe everything's smoothed over
like maybe things are actually like
being handled I actually just
realized Atrioc was right that battle
rep would be good on Twitch no no
don't give this to him imagine that cutie
next to C just literally got a battle
immediately that would be hot
that would be so hot and And then the whole crowd,
like the chat can just decide who's bait.
You call it and then they have to reply.
Battle rap in an hour.
And if you don't like,
Oh yeah.
You're losing the bank.
It was insane.
Oh,
you seem to a tray flip.
Bro.
He did a trade.
Actually.
Yeah.
It's on,
it's on LS.
Yeah.
He knows how to skate.
He didn't do that shit anymore.
He did a treflip, and he can play as much slots as he wants.
Cause fuckin' I didn't see anyone else do a goddamn treflip.
My nightmare by the way has always been...
Oh, here's a treflip.
Dude, look at this shit.
Treflip on a rug too smart.
Wait, what the hell?
This is xQc in his stream room going for a tray for actually be a tray for the logitech
Yep, that's a tray flip. Oh, that's a tray flip. Yep. All right, my boy lands at first right here
You go to David Dobrik and Mizkis YouTube and then go to most viewed video all time. They may start a club
So this was always my fear. This is why i don't understand that airing on on public waves
is getting into a relationship and then the most viewed thing you ever do being a breakup yeah it
feels like a sad legacy to have that you've created content for years and what you are most known for
is that you got out of a relationship publicly what you're most known for is that you got out of a relationship publicly. Well, what you're most known for is gossip, right?
Because it doesn't even have to be a breakup.
It can be like something, something scandalous, you know?
And I think breakups are inherently scandalous to our brains because they're a wrong thing.
You're supposed to stay with somebody, but then you end up not doing it.
And like, yeah, we're just hard tuned for it.
I think what I hate the most is when I would see celebrity gossip growing up I was always like
that is so fucking dumb
and all it took was for
Liza Koshy and David to break
up and I watched
the fuck out of that video
it's David Derrick's most viewed video
it's his old girlfriend
and it was his most viewed video
it has like 90 million views I think
I think it's more crazy that you were so invested.
I think I just watched his vlogs a lot at the time.
So it was like, oh, like what happened?
It's just like a general curiosity.
Ross and Rachel broke up.
Everyone talks shit about they're above the drama until it's someone they actually care about.
And then they're fiending.
No one's above the drama.
I know.
I recognize it too because I was at shit camp.
And I was like, you guys see that whole Chris Pine got spit on thing and then I paused and I was like oh
Someone's doing this right now with some drama with this on
True yeah, oh you feel guilty like a slia because I was because I was spreading it. I was nice
Yeah, I think I do think I'm nice because I did Rick roll like 700,000 people. That's pretty much. I thought was funny
How do you feel being so
embedded in a lot of this
and making videos about it
and participating in it
to some degree?
Because ultimately,
like people who listen to this,
I think a significant portion of people
are interested,
but also a significant portion
are like,
fuck,
like why are you guys talking about this
like how do you like when you fuel the drama machine or participate in it how does that make
you feel like are you genuinely interested in these these things i think i always keep up like
i was watching it right before we started this but like i usually don't talk about it unless i
think it's something that is interesting like i didn't make a mogul mail on the xqc thing that's
just like a personal relationship
That I think probably shouldn't have been aired on
Stream and talked about so publicly yeah
Oh that with him in a depth yeah yeah
And I didn't out of that the only thing
I've done is maybe talk about what has happened
Which I don't think fuels it
Yeah but what's what's the difference with
That and like getting in the mix on slicker
When everybody else is like
Also pitching an opinion out I'm not I'm not I think for slicker when everybody else is like also pitching an opinion
out i'm not i'm not i think for slicker trying to get you it's because i got scammed and yeah he had
a reason i guess i was a part of it i literally lost did you give slicker money yeah which and
then this is the new t this is the one that literally uh basically saved x from all the heat
was that uh slicker who's a streamer, used to be a big streamer,
scammed like a shit ton of people.
Yeah, this is funny because like a few months ago,
Slime was like, dude, look, Slicker asked me for money.
And I was laughing like, holy shit, so weird.
I barely know who he is.
I went to his account and I'm like,
it's crazy that you can have like 80,000 followers
on Twitter and need $1,000. Surely that you can have like 80,000 followers on Twitter and need a thousand dollars.
Surely you convert that into like some form of like Twitch stream or whatever you do that you can like that you have a thousand dollars.
And I was like, oh, that's crazy.
Whatever.
Like, do you help me?
Like, yeah, I helped him.
Like, OK.
And then he doubled down.
Right.
He asked you again.
That's what I was mad about.
That's what I messaged in the group chat.
I was like, dude.
So how it happened.
I tweeted about it.
But he's like that dog pet or 28. Just great fan account but i tweeted about it it was like it was he he was
like hey bro i need a thousand dollars i got this tax problem and he's like a negative balance of
seven thousand pounds and he's like can you give me a thousand dollars i love the part i went back
and read those dms by the way i love the part where he's like like from this from the jump he's
like bro i'll give you my passport.
He did say that.
Because it would have been so funny if you said yes.
I thought about that a lot.
Like, after this all happened, I was like, what if I just had his passport?
You message him right now.
Bro, I thought about it.
I want the passport.
You just send it to him.
I can still charge back.
Yeah, so he asked for $1,000.
I'm like, when can you pay me back?
Because I used to front weed all the time.
That's what you ask.
You give them a date and a deadline.
And he's like, in like a month.
I'm like, okay, sure.
I sent it to him.
And then he, or I didn't send it to him.
I said, okay, sure.
And then he asked, can I get it in GBP?
Which at the time was 25% more.
So it was like, it's just, you know,
for me, it's just more money.
And I'm like, okay.
And I sent it.
And then he instantly asked me for 7,000 more GBP.
So it's about 10 grand
he was asking me for in American dollars
and I was like, to which he replied, and I was just
like, bro, you
asked me for $1,000 and then you asked for
it in a more expensive currency and then you're
asking for 10 times that?
Keep the money that I just gave you. Do not
message me or ask me for money ever again.
And then he's like, bro, I'm not like that.
I'm not like that. It's like, bro, bro, I'm not like that. I'm not like that.
Bro, scroll up. You are like that.
You are exactly like that.
Narrator, he was like that. He was very much like that.
What's funny is you pulled the same move that Train did,
except at a 100 times smaller scale.
Did Train do that?
Train sent him 100k, and then he was like,
don't ask me for anything ever again.
Don't ask me for anything.
We're the same.
Same? Different scale. And then he was like, don't ask me for anything ever again. There you go. Don't ask me for anything. We're the same. Except, yeah, you're sane?
Different scale.
What happened? Same vibes.
Different scale.
Is that what happened?
He just gambled it all away?
So yeah, Slicker had a gambling addiction.
I think he was betting on tennis matches and golf matches at obscene rates.
And he was also doing CSGO gambling and lost just a shit ton.
And would ask somebody for money.
A thousand bucks.
Bisexual gambling, they call that.
They do.
Sports betting on a tennis match come on bro so you cute he would lose a shit ton of money gambling you would ask somebody for
money usually like a streamer they'd give it to him he'd gamble it lose it
ask someone new then the person who gave the money earlier would ask for a back
dude have to ask someone to pay them back and And it's basically just a Ponzi scheme.
Yeah, it's a Ponzi scheme that eventually crumbles because the people realize that they're not getting paid.
It's a Ponzi scheme, but the guy who's doing it isn't rich.
Yeah, it's just still broke.
We do.
And Slicker is like, take off his mask and it's Grayson.
Yeah.
And the end result is like probably a people lost Amounts from like 500 to
28,000 dollars
I love based on the tweets that are coming out
And the screenshots it's like
He really touched every corner of like the
Gaming internet like it's like the
Esports players and like the cool OTK
Guys and like he
Touched base with like literally everybody
He could
I realized that
I'm actually I got broke energy
Because he never messaged me
You don't have that dog in you
Once I realized how many people he had reached out to
And I'm like damn it's like
Dr. Battle on this list
I'm like what do I gotta do
I'm buying the expensive clothes
He reached out to the veil
That's actually so funny
Me and little bro are fucking juiced up and that's why he fucking hit us up,
dude.
I think he helped me realize like how many people,
cause I think there's this idea when you're a little further removed from it
that everybody in like this world of streaming,
especially if they're like involved with these things socially is somebody
who's making like fucking a buku bucks, but they're like involved with these things socially is somebody who's making like fucking a buku bucks
but they're not i think a lot of people are not actually making that much money and they like
they participate in like a social environment that either pressures them to spend a lot of money
or they just exist around one like one pillar of their group who does have a lot of money and it's able to make it seem like tv
like they're they're much wealthier than they are because you were saying like i used to have
that idea too it's like this person has like a big social media following surely they've converted
this into some sort of financial gain for themselves but the reality is like most of
these people were just on a Minecraft stream at some point.
And they just have a lot of followers
and maybe they're
scraping together a pretty
normal salary for themselves.
I think it's like the way to put
in perspective is the top 100 streamers
are probably millionaires but
101 is Mango.
Mango does not have a million
in the bank waiting for him.
And so it's like it falls off pretty quick. Not to say he not have like a million in the bank waiting for him. Yeah. Uh,
and,
and so it's like,
it's not wealthy.
Like he still has a lot of money,
but there's like,
there's tears and they're very,
they get very,
very calcified.
People use the term like millionaire streamer complaining Lamal.
Sure.
Which applies to less than a hundred people in a sphere where millions stream
every month,
dude.
You know,
it's funny too.
So again again this is
another this all this liquor things happened and it took the heat off of x who broke up with his
girlfriend and they like had it out on like online and then like hasan was in there and everyone was
like flinging shit at each other this took all the heat off him um but before before we move on
from that i thought it was really i was thinking was thinking a lot about it because we dealt with this in the Smash community
where it's like a lot of sexual assault
things came out at the same time.
And people will say
there was someone, there was a player named Elegant
who apparently just pissed
and shit all over himself like 7,000 times
in front of people. And people
were saying he literally would get
hammered and piss and shit all
over himself and walls. It's crazy
You miss this actually it was like trendy, dude
He was trending on Twitter for like two days. He's still playing tens of thousands of tweets. No
Mainstay in SoCal for years. He how this went is that are you leaning into this right now?
I don't understand. I've never heard of this in my life.'ve been like I like the week and a half ago. Yeah Reese's
indeed
Basically every story is just it rooted in him like having a drinking problem getting way too drunk
So somebody was like in pretty much every story ends where he pisses himself
He pisses also there's a version of this where he sexually assaults people and yeah
Oh, and there's, like, recurring...
I thought we ended up pissing shit, and I was like, bring him back.
I can't confirm or deny that.
I don't know the whole...
I only know the piss and shit part.
Let the man piss and shit at a tournament.
All I'm saying is that...
So it was women that were coming forward and being like,
this person made me uncomfortable in the way they acted,
and also the piss, and also this shit.
And then one person...
It's like a Bernie Sanders meme.
One person came forward, and then all of a sudden
everyone starts coming forward
and a lot of the incel core
like smash side of Twitter
will be like,
why didn't you just fucking say this
when it came out?
Like, why you fucking wait
till it's fucking clout time
to jump on?
And I'm like,
it made me think a lot of like,
okay, look at this liquor situation.
It's easier for men to look at it
because it's pretty much among men.
You know what I mean?
Oh my god, sexist you think men look wow
burn burn burn burn and so there was like
Basically, I'm always gonna laugh at that you ask yourself. Well, why didn't everyone just come forward?
Like why didn't people say this when slicker was scamming them and it's like well the same reason like that women who I don't know
Not like this is equivalent at all
But it's like women who deal with like a creepy guy or something like that that might be famous.
They don't want to come forward and get shit on and then embarrass themselves because it's like, oh, I was naive and trusted somebody.
It's embarrassing.
And also and maybe embarrass the person that did this because maybe they feel sympathy.
Right.
This is all we felt.
Just asking to flip on a stress switch where it's like for what like i'm not stressed right now
necessarily but this did happen to me and it does bother me and it's like i could flip on the stress
switch and maybe everyone's really nice to me but likely they aren't because general public discourse
has not gone that way it's like are you going to announce that uh you lent this guy a thousand
dollars and he hasn't paid you back what like there's no reason for
you just to do that but only there is when everyone starts coming together and is like
wait a minute you too and you're all the spider-man it's harder it's harder for people
to deny a pattern of behavior and when you're the first person to come out you don't know whether
or not the pattern of behavior exists so you risk having to fight by yourself for like your justice in that individual
situation. And even if you get it, I think a lot of the time the person or the victim does not
necessarily want the other person's life ruined. They often just want some sort of like reparations
or not to like see or engage with that person again. And I think with any of these types of
situations, the hope in a way, it's like you don't want other people to be afflicted by something like this but the hope
is that when other people come forward and sort of back you up with their own stories it's a lot
harder for the incels to deny that this is an issue at all yeah or in the case of like the
gambling and the scamming like you know slicker had scammed one person and they came forward
it's like the response might literally be
you shouldn't have given money you shouldn't have given him money
yeah but it's like if this person is somebody
who went to every corner of this community
scammed $300,000
from everybody it's like yeah this is a
fucking problem we need to stop this guy
everyone that slicker scammed okay
and then we make a bracket yo
squib game squib
game them squib game and then number one keeps all the money yeah that's what I'm saying dude And then we make a bracket. Yo, Squib Game. Squib Game. Squib Game them. Squib Game.
And then number one keeps all the money.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude, as the first time, two time, back to back,
Grayson Slicker scammed idiot.
Yeah, you keep getting scammed.
It is embarrassing to admit you've been scammed.
It does suck, right?
Like I said it to like our friends, like our group chat.
And I was like, look at this.
Isn't this annoying?
And like, you know, it's not embarrassing
because these are my friends.
But if I had announced that on Twitter,
I feel embarrassed for being naive.
This person who is in a bad spot,
as far as I know, is also embarrassed.
Like, so if you ever are like leaning toward inceldom
and you're like, well, why didn't people
just like come forward?
It's like, there's so many reasons why you don't, you just want to squash it and have everyone be okay like without doing that but and
the only reason i tweeted about getting scammed is because i saw everyone else doing it i was like
oh i can help build toward this case you know yeah me too you know it's not like my fucking life got
ruined and have scars but it's like yeah i lost a thousand i think this thing that sucks for for
the slicker thing too right is you maybe you don't know this guy super well but it's like an acquaintance or even a
friend and you think you might be helping out somebody in a bad spot but with like grayson
it's just like nah bro i'm gonna make you so much money bro like you come to vegas and hang out we're
gonna have three ways and like that's what the money is for it's like you get less sympathy with
grayson because it's like the writing was kind of on the wall
I don't like the sleeker one for most people
Is that embarrassing just because I think a lot of people were kind of just like or especially you I guess is like
I'm just trying to help a person if they don't pay me back
I'm not really there like I'll never give him money again
You almost expect that like you almost expect to like you're saying goodbye to the money
It wouldn't even be that shitty if he like took say he was in a fucking dog shit spot and he said he
was going to pay you back and he couldn't but he used
that thousand dollars to like pay for rent
and food and he needed that. It's like
I would feel fine about that.
Please help me, like his budget
is just candles but it's
$300,000. Please my
family is dying.
The end of it is that me and
PVCXQC are going to work to pay people back who got scammed.
Yeah, you were mentioning this yesterday.
Yeah, X already paid back the biggest loser, who is Luke AFK, who lost $28,000.
That's crazy.
That is so much money.
It is funny, I will say.
Look, I'll probably do some shilly mogul mail sponsor in the future.
All right. I got a mobile game squeaking in there. Brought to you by rain.
Brought to you by dragon warrior legends.
I'll create your dragon today. Probably. I'll probably do that.
We're making the slicker payback NFT collection.
But what's funnier is how XQC made his money to pay him back is after he tweeted out that
he was uh that me and him were going to try to people people pay people back he did a slot spin
and won 1.5 mil oh yeah it is crazy it's like so backwards that he's like one money gambling and
that's how he's paying back the people who lost their money from a gambling addict while having
a gambling sponsor yeah that's the thing gambling always comes the people who lost their money from a gambling addict while having a gambling sponsor. Yeah
Yeah, that's the thing. Gambling always comes back to your friends in a good way
Pushing the diamond meme. Yeah, this is slicker and it's like the about to hit goal
And he's like and now and then so well so yeah yeah go ahead you're sitting a lot of numbers all right i forgot because he's like spearheading this fucking well not your spearhead
well so me and x are paying people back but i a lot of people including ms were using this as an
opportunity to say ban gambling on twitch which i think is fine to use big momentum of a gambling
scandal to try to make positive change as long as you care about the victims first,
which arguable if Ms.
Cares about that,
or if he's just riding the high,
but,
but I do.
And I,
and I said the same thing.
I still said ban gambling on,
on my mogul,
but train was like,
you're being dumb.
He literally gambled on tennis matches.
And you're saying to ban slots,
and then leaked a massive drama,
which happened while I was streaming today i didn't even realize he tweeted out uh you gotta read i gotta read a bar for bar i can't i can't quote this it's
too spicy and well hold on the zipper's got us zipper's got us you sent it to zipper zippers
on he's doing the thing where he's like it's a reply with like 20,000 likes from trainwrecks tv
sometimes zipper when you catch him
off guard he'll just start groaning and moaning
like he's an old guy
who's sitting down in a chair
well I look over sometimes zipper just has
kawaii desu zippers
just on his monitor that he stares at
oh zipper
rule 34
Levi's zippers
the context is that
train was replying to a
miskiff tweet that basically said
he added train and he said you are a
scammer yeah in his
in his heroic journey to end
gambling on twitch which by the way
I think that we should end sponsored
gambling on twitch
that's your official stance
are you separating sponsored gambling on Twitch That's your official stance My official stance is end sponsored gambling
Are you separating sponsored gambling
From gambling?
Yes, I think gambling should be fine
Which is also weird, and I didn't think about this
But that would also kill
A lot of esports, or at least their funding
Uh, yeah
CSGO and Dota
CSGO and Dota are heavily
Heavily paid for by
sponsored gambling. That's right.
And so that esport would
perhaps instantly die.
I've looked at a few CSGO event
budgets in my day.
Are they pricey pricey girls?
Can you
if you don't do it on the website can you promote a brand
that's a different website or that would be
one and the same? I imagine it would be hard to say you cannot do sponsored gambling on
stream but you can promote sponsored gambling on stream and it's a weird line to draw that like
how is twitch gonna navigate that i feel because i was looking for that clarification like this
spearheading the anti-gambling movement on twitch while some dude who gambled, who didn't do it on
Twitch and doesn't do gambling streams
on Twitch is the problem
feels oddly disconnected
to me.
What do you mean?
The bad thing that Slicker did
was scam people out of
money. He defrauded people
directly out of money.
But honestly, what a hustler like that's a lot of
money you know what he probably had just finished tate's master class and that was probably like
chapter four dude he just asked people for money he's 10 minutes into tate talking about talking
about your business should create profit not loss and he's like if i scam people if i don't
if i don't pay them back i never lose
all right here's the tweet got it pulled up this is the reply now what he's replying to is deleted
but it was mizkif's tweet calling him a scammer mizkif was saying something about like a coin
right or like a like a crypto thing he did a coin scam i don't know anything about it but that
sounds like i mean i don't know it fully i didn't get to see it i can tell you what it is i can tell
you what it's okay context nick finds you what it is. Okay. Okay.
Nick finds the juice.
It was. We're juice searchers now.
I have it right here.
We're all juice searchers.
Welcome to the juice podcast.
Welcome to drama alert.
It's killer Keemstar.
Do that for like three more seconds.
And then we all are also, hey, you know what?
Dramas.
We love it on TNT.
We know.
Wait, don't do that. We're just gonna have to literally
bleep that out. And it's nothing bad, it's just
our sponsor. So that's crazy.
After is gonna be funny and no one will know we're laughing.
So I'm just gonna read it.
I found it. Miz said, if we're gonna
platform people for scamming others, shouldn't we
have banned you for JoltCoin a few years back okay so some coin he made some coin and then train replied
just with a nuke and said are you going to say like and you got no hose anyway
uh are you going to send maya and mitch to railroad and blackmail me like you did those
girls to cover up all those sexual assaults you fucking scumbag piece of shit you want to come at
me and make shit up?
You better be sure you don't live in a glass house, you insecure pussy.
Which is like Don DeMarco.
Bang, bang.
I'm actually full battle rap after this.
And then he had to clarify because it was such a bombshell.
He's like, the people involved know the truth, but for those of you that are farming drama,
hey, train, and coming to split split conclusions let me be even more clear
mizkif didn't assault the women he orchestrated the cover-ups for his friends exactly how my
tweet reads so this is referring to back in january in january slick had a twit longer about
him for being really weird and in like uh he basically tried to check the pulse of a girl
at a party was passed out but to other people that's what he said it seemed like he was going
in while she was sleeping and trying to hook up with her uh and so it was a difference of
of narrative there we at the yard don't take any stance because we don't know anything and
we at the yard don't know anything We at the yard condone Andrew Tate
Anyway
Actually I literally don't
If Eamon ever
If Eamon ever had to pay for his crimes
And went to jail
You know what they would call him?
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And when he would walk up
Into the cafeteria
They'd be like hello fresh
Dude you know what's crazy? That's a brand Why would they call him fresh? And when he would walk up What would they say When he walks in the room? When they walk up Into the cafeteria They'd be like Hello fresh Hello fresh
Wait oh my
Dude
You know what's crazy?
What?
That that's a brand
No
Yeah that's
Hello fresh is like a brand
Really?
Yeah you know what
They are sponsoring
A brand is the name
Of Eamon's prison name
Episode
Why would they call me that?
Because you're fresh baby
Because you're fresh
Because you're sweet as can be
You're sweet as can be
And you're fresh
You're like a big old salmon
Because you think I'm sweet
Your new meat
Yeah your new meat yeah
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we got hello fresh is the sponsor of this week's podcast with a wide variety of mutt for you
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Which is pretty cool because you can get all of that.
It's flexible just like Eamon is in jail.
You know what you're looking at right now?
You guys are looking at four men who are incapable of cooking. I'm not that.
You can chef up a bald
ass head. Nick can chef up a good
one-liner and Aiden can chef up being
cringe, but none of us can make a
delicious meal, which is a lie. And maybe
I learned. Maybe I learned to cook. I can't
do dishes. How does that shit work? How does that shit work?
Bald head. What's up?
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custom meals you can make.
A lot of different meats. Nick, you used
to use it. I used to use HelloFresh because
every time I would make food, I would have dishes
and I'd go, I hate this. I wish I could
incinerate them all and not
do them. That's how I felt.
And also, I was like, I got to go to the fucking grocery store every week.
I got to buy shit myself.
I'm like, what do I?
I go like an idiot.
I go on my phone and I'm like, meal, single meal for person.
And I scroll and I'm like, I'm going to spend $400 on ingredients and then never use the ingredients again because I don't know how to make meals in general.
I remember when you used to make HelloFresh meals
because it would smell delicious
and you would never do the dishes
and it made me want to die.
Yeah, I thought that it would solve the dish problem for me
because all the hard parts were done.
Nope.
It didn't.
I still didn't do dishes,
but I liked cooking a lot more.
But was the food delicious?
It was.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Better than ordering fucking DoorDash every day.
Sometimes I would take his food
because he'd let me have some of it
and I was like a little rat
eating HelloFresh on the barge.
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That's where the number came from.
It's not how many STDs Aiden got in the past year.
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You also get free shipping.
That's why they call me Fresh.
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And, you know
65% off
which is a lot
which is a lot
and he also
HelloFresh has this
thing I don't know
if they even
if they put it in
here they have this
thing where you can
go on and you're
like fuck I'm like
getting a bunch of
these HelloFresh's
and they're stacking
up my fridge and
I'm eating them all
you can customize
how many you get
I had to do that
shit because I kept
getting too many
because some days I
just wouldn't eat
because I'm bad at
that it's it's HelloFresh it's America's number one meal kit I had to do that shit because I kept getting too many because some days I just wouldn't eat because I'm bad at that
it's HelloFresh
it's America's number one meal kit
it's approved by Nick
and Alex Jones
me, Alex Jones, and NASA
all think that this shit
are pretty cool
it's America's number one
meal kit
just kidding about the Alex Jones thing
buy HelloFresh and I don't know, fucking
buy a car. Do whatever you want. Buy HelloFresh
and goodbye to the sad read.
And so, yeah, so now
what's happening right now is now
it seems as if Mizgif has
taken that
energy ball and kind of Kamehameha'd
it toward Maya,
who says Maya's the one who went over
and convinced this person to
to dull their twitter i'm actually i'm learning about what it takes to be a streamer
and it just it's just making your ex-girlfriend's life miserable yeah i think that's what i'm
learning it's going if you want to be the best that ever did it look you gotta you gotta make
her suffer and so but basically so while we are talking and while
before this podcast was happening with maya goes live and so london was just like watching it glued
to his phone we were before that we were like i was like oh man you know going live sure certainly
would solve all of these problems and then it's like beep dude all streamers i think i'm zero
optics zero pr zero understanding of like how to tactfully
deal with a situation that can be weird and uncomfortable and they just go live chat on
screen and just start talking yeah without thinking even and it's like i think the idea
is to come off fully honest and transparent but i think you mostly come off dumb because you haven't
like you haven't made your thoughts concise yeah yeah controls the narrative entirely because you
look stupid that makes you look wrong.
You gotta do what Carlos did. You gotta have
your PR rep handwrite your
statement so that it reads nothing
like what you would actually say. And then you're like a bunch
of tweets that go against what
was tweeted by your big brand PR account.
And then triple down when they let you
come back to your job.
Wait, did Maya do any bad shit?
Maya was part of, I guess, on Miss Kiff's behest.
Try to tell Adriana to tone down her to longer.
Yeah.
To like be she might say crazy shorty.
You're yelling too loud about what happened.
Yeah.
Shorty.
We we at the end of this podcast, we don't know what's going to happen.
Also, it'd be like three days later.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Maybe it will be revealed that there's an evil sex ring.
Slicker's the second biggest streamer now.
Miskif's permabanned.
All right.
Maya quits completely, becomes an animal.
She becomes an animal.
Animorphs becomes a bird.
And she lives in Serbia now.
She lays eggs in Serbia.
We find leaked emails between Crazy Slick and Tony Podesta.
And Hillary Clinton.
And he did wear a ghillie suit to prom.
Comes out true.
And he did eat lunch with a t-shirt.
Can we advance Twitter search pizza and Crazy Slick?
What's going on?
Are there any public...
Okay, one thing that I think is important is,
are there any actual public details about the incident and what happened? I i feel like because we're kind of skating over the content of uh i
just love talking about shit i know nothing about oh it's so it's what actually happened i think
what actually happened is that he said he was checking her pulse and then checked her pulse
on her neck in her arm and then she i i think was like really inebriated and trying to be away from
everyone and felt uncomfortable that he went into the room and felt that he had touched her inappropriately.
So she was conscious.
What I want everyone listening to do is go fucking figure it out for yourselves.
Don't use this as your only source of like if you if you want to have a big opinion, if you want to like type about something, just go figure some shit out.
We're we're big.
We're big dumbheads.
What's crazy, though, is like, what happened to streaming?
What are you talking about?
What happened to going live and making content?
This was always the game, bitch.
This is the content.
We are making content.
This is the content, you dumb piece of shit.
Everybody's TMZ now.
Everyone is reacting to everyone.
This is in our fucking brains, Ludwig.
In a human centipede of what drama is going on
Is this new to you you dumb piece of shit mo?
We are hardwired to fucking sound
Nick talks a crazy slick for a moment second of all what I think is weird
Like usually there's like lulls and people are just playing games.
That's most of Twitch.
You're saying most of Twitch is drama.
That's not true.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is the most exciting part to our brains will always, always, always be shit like this.
Always.
And that is just how we were fucking built.
So to sit and be like, well, what about the content?
Can't we just play some games?
It's like, no, bitch, we can't.
Because shit's going down.
You know who was playing games today?
Shroud and slime wonders stays honest. What about me keeps it real you're about you, bro
I was gaming their drama when you game you talked about the drama you are the no yeah, you did
What did I say you're on LSF for talking about the drama that was before talked about some drama
Drama streamer drama streamer, which is fine fine but I want you to know I was playing
video games I will say you know who was keeping it A1
was Jerma playing Breath of the Wild 9 hours
when Jerma starts talking
about what's happening on LSF we truly
would have lost that no that's actually such
a win I would love to see a Jerma
Northern Lion group
meeting I just want to see all you guys stop fighting
I just want to see everyone fight with each other
so fucking that's where we are now.
Dude, and the queen died.
Oh my god.
She is dead as fuck, isn't she?
She's so dead. So anyway,
what I think we should do, because this is, we don't have
the, we can't move with the agility
like a mogul male, or a stream
where someone's trying to defend
what they've done. We can only say
things that have happened three days in the past.
So I think it'd be fun to predict what will have happened.
And now we kind of talked about it.
Maya turns into a cat slash bird in Serbia.
What do we think happens with, I don't know,
does Slicker become, I don't know, like a mech?
I think Mizkif gives up worldly possessions along with Slicker
and they become Buddhist monks.
Like the Buddha, okay.
Yes, and they go live in the Tibetan hills
and they find the Panchen Lama,
who was abducted by the CCP 20 years ago.
And then Crazy Slick tries to suck on its titties.
What do you think the Panchen Lama is?
Why are you saying sucking on its titties like it's a cow?
Do you know what the Pontian... It's not a llama. Do you think it's a llama?
Tell me you don't think it's a llama.
Tell me you know the
Pontian Llama is not a llama.
I feel like you're so sure that it
isn't that you're probably right.
But you thought it was a llama?
No, y'all don't hear me.
I said I punch with the llama
What the fuck are you talking about Jesus Christ, you know the Dalai Lama yeah
All right religious leader of course. Do you know how it's decided who becomes the Dalai Lama a guy?
Yes, so a hundred people drop from a plane
There's a lot of one place called tomato town
Don't even there anymore
Honestly rip mater
So there's the Dalai Lama who's chosen by the Panchen Lama and the Panchen Lama is is like that's like their main role was
abducted by the Chinese Communist Party
25 years ago
And they say he is alive and well and gave up the religion of Buddhism and is happy and we haven't heard from him
He's alright man. Yes
Like fucking the 30 years some shit, right? Yeah, it's been a long time and and the Dalai Lama is old
And so in the Dalai Lama lies when the Dalai Lama dies and and lies. Yeah like Gil's the sunrise
There will never be another Dalai Lama at least officially because the plancheon llama cannot decide the next one whoa
Is there a muggle male on this?
Yeah, it's right up to the Rohingya genocide one.
I don't know why I knew this, but I just
watched a video on it because I was curious.
This is crazy.
I remember this.
This is what we really should be
streaming about.
And this is because the Chinese government
It happened in 95.
Yeah, but he's still gone.
Yeah, it's been out 30 years. Alright.
Nice. It's, I mean, it'll be
a new story when the Dalai Lama dies.
But that's the reality, and I think it's because
the Chinese government hates any
religion that is not... I can do it. You could save
the Pinchin Lama. No, get me in there. No, I could become
the next Dalai Lama. He'd pick
the Dalai Lama. Wait, so you're not
the Ponchin Lama, you're just gonna be the Dalai Lama. You know the Dalai Lama. He'd pick the Dalai Lama. So you're not the Panchen Lama. You're just going to be the Dalai Lama.
Yeah.
You know the Dalai Lama is one spirit
that travels in the afterlife.
Is this spirit a Lama?
I'm sorry.
Am I two spirits traveling?
The spirit is not a Lama.
No.
The spirit could go in him.
There's no Lama.
Is it like a Patronus?
The Dalai Lama is alive.
Come check on me.
The day he dies,
come check on me.
There's no way there's not.
Come knock on my door.
Come in the room.
I'm not saying I'm going to have two feet on the ground or anything,
but I might be up in the air. I might be cross-legged
levitating. What do you think the Dalai Lama does?
Like a Criss Angel type thing?
He just performs in
the Vegas of Tibet.
He's like, hello, I'm the Dalai Lama. Check this shit out.
Check your pockets.
He kind of floats on stage he does his
thing for like 60 minutes
Shane Lee comes on after all right don't
murder give up worldly possessions this
is shit Actually, you can pick the next Dolly Lama. We'll just have Shane Linn play the dude.
The random audience member comes up.
You are the Dolly Lama. Is Linn from Rhode Island?
She's 45.
Damn.
We should give Shane Linn more power in general.
I think finding a way to make him...
He's a magician.
He has enough power.
That's what the Chinese Communist Party has to do.
They come out with a Lama and they llama and be like you'll never believe what happened
You guys remember Ponchin?
Bro's different now
Thomas Pynchon llama, sorry that one's for the
Who is that for you know you say?
That one's for sloth Rob who's probably not listening. Shots out.
It's great to see you guys.
What is this, an intro to a stand-up?
Yeah, I don't have a good time tonight.
Classy Los Angeles. Always a good time.
Dude, no lie.
Not in the quad, because my college didn't have one, but no cap.
There was a stand-up night that was happening the same night we did our Smash Bros tournament once in college.
And it was like the rec area of our school
was split down the middle.
And it was people that came for the open mic night
and people that were gaming, which is us.
And I'm listening to this stand-up set by this college kid
as I'm playing video game, playing Melee.
And he comes up. he says this joke about
tinder i don't remember what it was but it got literal groans which is hard to do at an open
mic at college because like everyone's just trying to be nice to each other it got groans
and then he was like huh shit always a good time hanging out in the in the in the rec area you know
here at the college and i was like jesus christ because it's not that's great crowd work
like he was saying like he comes here all the time it's like there's ping pong tables like
this isn't this isn't a club it was it was insane i feel like you just pivot right there you just go
uh that shit kills with my mom everyone just starts laughing now yeah there's ways to tag
and save your shit not that i was like i think it's kind of like, I'm not,
I wasn't sitting there judging this guy,
but he just bombs so bad.
And then he was like,
like,
I do this all the time in,
in the quad.
Essentially.
It was like,
bro,
I want Rogan to talk about the rec center.
Like he talks about the cellar,
dude.
What is where we're going to talk about the cellar?
Like they just,
that's like one of the famous comedy venues. And he just like brings it up in like every other He said it's a cellar
No masks no pussies
And we were fucking
I don't know I've never watched Rogan
Do you know about Fire Island
Speaking of New York
What is that like
I thought you were talking about the island
That the fire festival was on
Yeah I'll fire when I land
Go on Wow save it island that the fire festival was on y'all fire when I land go on
wow save it
the second we do twitch
battles
it is fucking over for all these
stupid losers
the hard drive space and the like the CPU
of Nick's brain that takes
like just one liners is actually pretty
fucked up I'm gonna be the fucking
I'm gonna be the fucking village dick of ghost
writing for that event.
See, I didn't know the reference. This is like when I talk about Dark Souls.
My theory
is that as soon as Nick gets on ADHD
meds, this part of him goes away.
He's just like
he wears another pair of glasses
over his glasses. He's like the squeaky
spongebob.
This is incredibly embarrassing.
I unironically said that myself once.
Where I said like,
I think the only thing that makes me funny would go away if I had meds.
I'm afraid.
Dude, that's why Mizgif doesn't take his ADHD medication.
He needs it though.
He thinks he's more base?
He needs it.
He thinks he's more entertaining.
I saw that clip on the alt right before we went up here and he needs to take them
Put it in a fucking cheese and just had it to him
I can't wait to see what happens in three days when this shit comes out, and it's like, yeah, it turns out that everyone just got banned.
It turns out Bezos said, hey, wrap it up.
Twitch is over.
Honestly, good riddance.
I was getting bored.
Getting bored.
I want some new streamers.
Train comes out of it on Skate.
I know that.
Dude, it is crazy that it's pivoted from like,
we got to do all pitchforks for gambling to like, oh, shit.
We'll see. It is funny's it feels like there's simultaneously this is literally just vibes it's not like i haven't
really read into anything uh it's simultaneously a big discourse on getting gambling like taken
off of twitch and train at the forefront winning like it's weird that the guy doing the most
gambling is also owning people yeah yeah and what i feel like the largest thing going on, or one of it, is just like, let's all
kill gambling.
We all think it's pretty bad.
He does have the biggest saber to rattle, you know what I mean?
But we'll see.
I'm excited.
This is an exciting time.
It's not stressful for me.
Yeah, because you're not in it.
Because I'm not in it.
And it's just so much nicer.
Because usually the problem...
Usually...
Or on Twitter.
No, no, no. Never Twitter. No, no, no.
Never mind.
He's not on.
Me getting stressed out usually has to do with me being involved,
which is usually how people are receptive to the yard and stuff
because I overthink it and I tell people to Minecraft themselves.
But the fact that I don't have to worry for once in a long time
just makes me feel more at ease.
Dude, this episode drops and we might have
some shit to worry about, dude. We've been fucking
People are getting
lit up this episode.
No, we don't.
Dare I say, we don't have all the facts.
Who's getting lit up? Eamon?
Slick? Oh, yeah. No, that's different, though.
We didn't lie to him. The thing is, we don't need facts
because we don't care about your feelings.
That's what I'm saying.
We don't need facts, just we have feelings.
You saying the queen is dead reminded me of something I wanted to look up.
And a lot of people know that she was given this golden Nintendo Wii.
Like a real gold Nintendo Wii.
And it's the only one that exists.
It was like a gift to Buckingham Palace that they owned
for a few years.
It was from a company that made a Wii
game and they commissioned a golden Wii
from Nintendo that they wanted to give in like a
promotional stunt. Hey, this one's for the queen
of a country. Are you guys down to make this?
No, this is fact
not cap. No, cap not fact.
But fact check live. Idiot idiot aiden dumbass spreading misinformation
Oh
It's not the Queen's we should ever accept information
Was made for a queen then it was auctioned off later in purchased, but it was never ever given to the Queen
I wish he let me get to the rest this you you did
We hated him I hated you aided him. I aided him.
You aided him!
You got me back.
And you- that's fine!
It also wasn't made by Nintendo.
And also, no, it's a real first party console.
You ate but he served.
No, shut up.
You ate but he served.
Who am I? Who am I?
You are Goofyaw.
Hey, Goofyaw!
And, uh...
I did a couple of besties.
Bestie. Go ahead. And, uh... I did a couple of besties. Bestie, go ahead.
And, uh...
But...
Serve me, bestie.
I'm sure the queen doesn't even know about this week.
Because, like, they never...
She's dead.
The royal family never existed.
This was years ago.
That is a good question.
Do you think the queen knows who Mario is when she was alive?
Yeah, 100,000%.
Do you think she knows...
All I'm saying, me versus the queen, it's turtle game.
I'm rapid biting. She's going down. She's dead.
Stop flexing your computer.
Stop talking like that's
not what he means. He's not going to play
turtle game against a dead woman. Why are you talking?
I'm going to invite the dead person to play WarioWare
with me. Yeah, he's going to play with Prince Andrew. It's going to be fine.
Is it illegal to say we'll mail you
the queen's skeleton? Wow.
Because she already died
And she's not a government official that's our country
If I was working in a hospital
And needed to donate her body for science
I would mail you her skeleton
I do love the idea of last week's listeners
Who listened to the audio on day one
They got like the ultra uncensored version
Of the episode
We usually don't cut stuff but
It did have to do with skeletons.
Specifically, a certain skeleton.
Anyway, go ahead.
Sorry.
So I went to this tournament
in the Netherlands a few years ago,
and I met a controller collector there
that I talked to for a while,
and he was the guy who bought the Wii
in the auction.
So he owned it.
Wow.
And he has this site,
you can check it out,
called consolevariations.com,
I think.
And it's a really cool site
if you just like
video game memorabilia
and shit.
And basically,
it's a catalog
of every first party
like variation
of every console
and controller ever.
And you can just
dig through it
and you can see,
like there's these
really rare MTV GameCubes
that got made like by Nintendo. You should be picking that kind of shit up instead of i kind of want to buy
that gold we how much is that gold we so i don't know if the current owner is selling it but i
reached out to him because the queen died and i was like i wonder what happened okay yeah i'll
make sure the wii's fine are you and he said he said he had just sold it like six months ago for $36,000.
Less than I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I thought that was way less than
I thought. I think it went back on auction and sold
for like $200,000, right?
Wait, is that Donkey Kong it comes with?
He was the owner. He just sold this for
$36,000. That was six months ago though, right?
Why does it come with big family games?
Because that was the dev that commissioned the week
Why isn't it like Queens crazy panic?
We sports was making a queen of England
I like how that's like a piece of info, but like it doesn't you could say that about anyone
Oh, I'm fucking this was my brain. Jesus Christ
This podcast was for the queen
If it never gets to them, it's not really... We made it for Jesus.
I think at the end of the day, it's made out of real...
It does have real gold on it.
Yes, it is valuable.
It's opulent.
I'm homebrewing the shit out of it, by the way.
Oh, yeah, and put Nintendo on that.
Yeah.
I'd break it on accident.
Whoops.
We boot it.
We host a $100,000 PM tournament using only that Wii.
The golden Wii. And we host it in Malta, so PM tournament using only that Wii.
And we host it in Malta so Nintendo can't come for us.
We invite everyone that's Slicker scammed to compete in it.
Yes, sir.
And they win the whole pot.
And they play.
And the Wii.
It's everybody that's Slicker scammed and Sosa.
Grand Finals is just Hasan versus Sosa.
In the middle of Malta
It's like no no no you don't have to
Pay tax on your winnings it's actually fine
You're paying back everyone that
Slicker scammed uh yeah I'm gonna work to pay
Back as many as I can
Why are you paying slime
It's come up season brother
Let's go
The reason I'm doing it is cause I think I can just get
Like a dumb sponsor
I wouldn't normally get
That covers
A big chunk
Of what people lost
And the loss
Of that for me
Is much smaller
Than the gain
For the people
Who I'd pay back
So you're extracting
Value from some
Brand
To pay these people back
And the time
Of my viewers
Okay
I like that
Dude just take a gambling sponsor
It'd be so funny I would not take a gambling sponsor be so funny i
would not do that so funny so counterproductive you know it's funny i will say ludwig six do his
guns because it was over a year ago now there was that guy that got you like the acr deals and
you did some acr stuff but then they like never paid us and we're like well fuck these guys and
shit and that was just poker as well and that's when i decided i was against gambling and gambling. And I remember the guy messaged me because Ludwig doesn't respond to stuff.
And he was like, is Ludwig interested in doing a sponsorship with a crypto casino for 50k a month?
And at the time, that was the most I think we'd ever been offered besides like Raid for the LACS.
And I was like, holy shit.
So I asked Ludwig. Iwig i was like hey guy messaged
me he's like he said crypto casino for 50k a month and he snapped said fuck no and i i don't know why
maybe it wasn't enough money but i i like to think that he did it because he was just like oh that's
a bad idea i think it was the principles i have good morals i'm not teeing you up to say that
but i do i do i did like that you instantly said no and I was like really you're like yeah
I was like okay, sorry my follow G
King lettuce Dude, yeah, it's so rude. It's everything.
Any burger game, we can do this all day. You still get the tongue tattooed by the Mutt Locker.
Mutt Locker.
Mutt Locker, but it's not in a store for shoes.
It's where you can watch movies.
The Mutt Locker starring Jeremy Renner in Iraq.
And he's defusing
Mutt's. He's defusing the Mutt's
and if he doesn't, he'll get a fucking
thousand.
He doesn't make every Mutt come.
And at the end, he just
goes straight back because, look, he's addicted
to it, bro. My name's Jeremy.
And this is the Mutt Locker.
Yeah, this is a podcast.
Think about this. Any
Burger King menu idea you come with
immediately becomes
funnier when you think about how that item
is going to be sold at some place
called Hungry Jack's.
Hungry
Jack's Diner, niggas.
I was playing Power today and
every time Skye talks and like
she'll say something quirky
I'll try to do her accent
and I was like
I made myself laugh when she said that but I was like
I was like yeah and after that I'm gonna
wash me mutt
and I was like
I was like I was just kidding she would never
do that
dude do you not be loving I was like, I was just kidding. She would never do that.
Dude.
Dude, me and Lubbock,
me and Lubbock were driving around yesterday, and he kept doing
an Australian accent, like the everything
I would say, and
he's gotten so good at it.
It was crazy.
I got a lot better.
He's in the car, he's killing it.
Hey, you want to get Bucky's right now? You want to do it right now? No,. Really? He's in the car. He's killing it. I'm dying laughing.
Hey, you want to get Bucky's right now?
Oh, you want to do it right now?
No, I can't do it on the spot.
On the spot?
No, actually, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I have a set design up.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I want Bucky Bears, bro.
And I'll say the rest of that on the primo episode.
We already hit our shit.
Yeah.
Time flies when you're imbibing in the drama chalice.
Hey, everyone.
We have a Patreon where we do extra episodes,
and we're going to go there right now,
and Ludwig's going to do something racist.
Would you speak in an accent?
Okay.
You don't want to become an extra.
It's funny because we find them laughable.
Whoa.
So go to the Patreon if you want to see real hip hop,
real accent shit. We'll battle rap
It's been a wheel Chinese or Australian. All right. Goodbye now