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Episode Date: October 1, 2024

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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, mink. Wow. We're here, we're queer, we wanna drink beer. Yeah. Where is the beer? The beer is here. Where is the beer? It's probably here. Guys, this is huge.

This is it, this is the moment we've all been dreading and waiting for at the same time We're in the bros are Lake of the bros arcs, Missouri Fire it up. Yes It feels good man. I will say that someone hit me up DM style slid in them and they Slit your DMs they slid right in them and they said that they're like I found the first let's go And it is Tom DeLong in an old blink 182 track Like after no doubt because okay Think it was off take off your Pants and Jacket Era.

Great album title. Well, to be fair, I think that was a different type of Let's Go. That was more of like a, let's go! Dinininin different vibe, okay? Yeah, that's before. I feel like that's the before thing. Whereas, Let's Go has become an after thing. Like a celebratory, like that happened. Yes, thank you. Let's Go. But what you just played is for sure a pre.

But also Let's Go is like, it's like, we're waiting for the game, let's go! Like we're going, or like a bunch of bros that are going out for the night, and they just chugged an ashland hard seltzer Then they go And then they just go to the bar and only talk to themselves, that's what we did at bars We were so bad at hitting on chicks. You think it's more of a pre still or more of an after

Celebration thing now. What is the let's go? Yeah, I think it's more of a pre still or more of an after celebration thing now? What is the let's go? Yeah. I think it's now it's just ubiquitous. It's all the time. It's constant. So it's 50 50 is then what you're saying. Yeah.

Okay. It's just it's whenever it's people. People will say let's go like when they get their toquitos at a restaurant. So what I'm saying is they get the they say it after they get the taquitos. Or you could get the key toes at a restaurant. So what I'm saying is they get the, they say it after they get the taquitos. Before or after. You could get toquitos at a restaurant. They get the toquitos, then they go, let's go! Right, so that's my point,

is that that is an after example? No, that's a before, an example, before you eat them. Well, it's before you eat them, but they're celebrating after they got them. They already ordered them. The game is you eating them, not you ordering them. The game is you, that's- you ordering them. The game is you. What about the waiting game bro? When the whistle blows, you start eating your food.

What about with this? Let's go! I feel like when you're handed the food, when you're handed the food and you say let's go, that's celebrating the fact that you got them. And then when you sit and you pick it up to take a bite and you say let's go that's like oh, it's about to go down So there's two different. It's agree to disagree. It's all part of the same game though. It's all part of the same Let's-go-family. I don't disagree with that. That's a brother-sister. Let's-go-family Yeah, you well you could have multiple like let's go releases during the same game, right? Like, you know quarters and all that shit when you're hyping up for plays I would argue to say life is a series of let's-go's

Right, let's just agree that life is a series of let's-go's Yeah, that's what I'm saying life's a let's go and then you go and that will be the sign that hangs in my back Blake Blake is our our resident champion of current phrases, right The king of the the with the finger on the pole right if you need a guy to tell you the latest slang, he'll pull up. Yeah. The oldest Gen Z-er. I'll pull up, I'll pull out. Pull up, pull out, run looks.

All right. And we're here. Okay. And we're here today. Howard, you're doing? Good to see everybody. Great to see you as well. A little ASMR. Is that what it is called? ASMR. Should we do that? Should we tickle some ears? Wait, have you guys seen these videos

where like the microphone has like an ear on it? I have seen that, where it's an actual ear and you whisper into it. They like suck on the ear and the mic picks up all the noises. I have seen this, this is amazing. This is like an AS, what is it? ASMR, what is it? ASMR, what is it?

Yeah, it stands for audio sexual motherfuckers. Sexual motherfuckers. Return to normalcy. Really out here. Really out here. But like, there's like a- Audio sexual motherfuckers, really out here. There's like a rubber ear that you attach to the microphone

and these people are sucking on it and getting paid This world we're living in is wild. It's true. There's this is what i'm talking about guys when we go on the live tour Finally if we ever do that, uh, we gotta be doing some really cool stuff like that. That's cool merch if we have Right. This is important ears Whatever people want to whisper in and we mold it after our actual ears or buttholes. Whatever. Well, that seems, well,

we talking to the butthole? That seems dope. I mean, that feels like a really cool move for even like a musical performer to pull up with like the ear microphone and be screaming into it. For sure. You could definitely see like the flaming lips. That's tight.

Who's going to do that first Wayne coin Wayne coin Yeah, Wayne coin is already doing it. Oh Nas X. Well, no I don't know if you guys are aware of the word chuggy. I was put on this word. Oh, yeah I fuck with some chuggy. What's chuggy chuggy evidently It's a person who has aged out of being cool, but it tries to remain relevant That is a chugui person and did someone call you chugui black? What is chugui derived from and do you use it before you eat so keto yeah at the restaurant Kudos at the restaurant player sounds it before or after taquitos? Taquitos at the restaurant player.

Sounds delicious. So Chugi is someone that is holding on to a style that was popular when they were in their early 20s. Or early mid 20s when they were young and hip and cool. For instance, I was thinking like

remember in like 2002, 2003, 2004, like poofy vests, like sweater vests, or like popular. You mean like down vests. Yeah, down vests. That was like cool. People would wear that shit. Yeah.

Fuck it. And then if you still wear one every winter, go ahead. Yeah, keeps you warm. Yes. And so you rocking that, a Gen Z or would say that that is a Chugui thing that you're doing you're hanging on I think you claiming what a Gen Z'er is gonna say is fucking Chugui as hell, bro Yeah, for sure dude Shut up! Shut up!

You're fucking Chugui dog I'm not offended by it. I'm the epitome of Chugui. I'm the Chugui-meister general You're Lord Chugui? I mean, my whole style is shit that I liked when I was 20 years old I mean, yeah, I still wear shirts from high school. They fit differently They don't hang like they used to but like I can finally fill them out. Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm fitting in my shit from high school. Yeah. Well, you were on the fucking prom court So we know that body you got obese. Yeah

Yeah, I was lean back there. Not no more know that body you got obese yeah yeah I was leaning back there not no more yeah you got obese bullshit Kyle you wore size 38 pants you probably fit better in your high school pants now you did that in high school that is so true gotta go dig through the craze they used to be jankos yeah they're just just kinda tight around the quads. Tight fitting. Yeah. Your Jankos are jorts.

Or jeggings. So tight. Oh, that's cool. Your Jankos became jeggings. You got me. You got me, Chugy boy. You got me. Chugy.

So it is, the guys got in late last night. They got in about 10 o'clock. Not that late. And then we drank until about 10 o'clock, not that late. And then we drank until about 3 a.m. Yeah, baby. Mountain Dew, baby. Kyle drank Mountain Dew. Yeah, I'm the wild guy.

I probably got drunker off Mountain Dew than you guys. Yeah, I was, I was. And then we've had people puke already. Yeah, me. Yeah, Blake. Blake is our resident puker already. And then we also had a friend, not gonna name names, but pissed on his bed.

Yeah, and he didn't piss the bed. No, different. He woke up from his slumber, turned around and peed onto his bed. Did you witness it? No, but he came out very proud of what he did. Yeah. Wow, really? Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, wait, so when was this the morning? Is this the morning? He woke up trying to find the bathroom like walked in a circle in his own room had the spins or whatever and just couldn't Figure it out and just stood up peed on his bed wait So he was drunk enough to fucking pee on his own bed make that choice But also very proud of it. Well, he said moment he said when it was happening Yeah, he was like, oh man, this isn't right, right? But he couldn't stop. Okay. Okay, right. He was looking for the bathroom and then when it started happening. He was like Well, right

Yeah, he's probably doing laundry right now. I mean to be fair that I haven't seen him He's not here. I think he's doing some work actually. Yeah, that's what's weird is we all came out really hot day one and everybody kind of has like stuff to do today, like actual work because it is the week, middle of the week. Yeah, but that's, it's not weird. I feel like that's very much on brand for us and our friends to come out way, way too hot night one.

Yeah. We burn bright and then you limp into the rest of the weekend. I threw a photo up the other day. And within 15 minutes I looked at it and I had eight nah heat weekends. And I fucking thought I got doxed or something. That's not what getting doxed is. Well, you know what doxed, do you know what dox means?

Dude, I thought something had been hacked and like they were sending this weird message to me because I was like, what the fuck is going on? Everybody's saying, no, he tweaking. Right. So I straight up did another old man internet move and I deleted the photo and I turned off the rip cord. Yeah, I turned off my phone. You got scared. I got so nervous that like something was happening to me that I deleted it. Were you high?

Bro, were you high for this? Yeah, bro. What's going on? What do you think to quote the weekend? Were you high for this? Yeah. Yeah, so you were tweaking smoke weed every day So wait, so you were tweaking it actually got me tweaking, it's so true. You thought they knew. Yeah. Your jeans back in the day, what'd they say on the fly? What? What?

What'd they say, Adam? What did your jeans say? Oh, Jerbo? No, no, no. What did they say, Adam? Oh, lucky you. Yeah, baby. I know, lucky you.

Shirts didn't say nothing but the jeans. They said lucky say nothing they said lucky you because they were lucky brand jeans is the button fly and they would say lucky you which by the way no one was sucking my dick no one was there no one was lucky would they be lucky to do so hang on that's not true that's not true it was your roommates your know your roommates were lucky because they got a little laugh out of it. Yeah, I need the zipper that says, I'm sorry. Well, hang on a second. That's not true.

That's not true. There's a few, there's a small handful. And we don't need to get into deets, but I do want to know a little bit of tales about, not the deets with the tails. That's the girl. Freaky tails, tails of the tails that are tails so wet. Someone for sure had opened your jeans

and saw that at some point, and was there any mention of it? Was there like a... Like a... Or like a... Or that. Or that. Jesus.

Or was it just that? I don't think, I think if I was gonna get a blowjob, I ripped my pants off so quickly, it was never like a, let me take those off for you. I was already butt naked. Right, right, right, right. Like if there was like, it was gonna go down, it was like, let me take those off for you. It was, I was already butt naked. Right, right, right. Like there was like, it was, it was going to go down. It was like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,

and I'm butt naked. There was no. That's not alarming or. I know. If a girl, if the mailman was a woman, I'd come to the door naked. Adam's just saying there's a window when someone, a very small window when a girl would realize,

oh shit, I'm about to hook up with this guy He's like, I just got to get to it right this Underwear and shit Suit you had a bulls warm-up you had a fucking ripaway t-shirt like Hulk Hogan We have a big day ahead of us we got a lot of drinking is there an agenda We've got a lot of drinking to do that's do. We've got two kegs. And then we have dinner tonight. Tonight is the dinner. What kind of dinner and where we found Michael's steak chalet.

Stakes chalet. We have our own little house next door, so we don't have to deal with the riff raff. Oh, beautiful. You know, the Delta variant. We don't have to deal with it. We're in our own little hut. They call it the Wine House.

And we're gonna have our own private bartender. And then we're gonna get even more drunk there, I'm assuming. It's kind of a hut. Sometimes they make pizza. We're going to Pizza Hut? That'd be sick. I can't remember what it's called, but it's this hut-shaped building

and there's a pizza red roof oven. We're back. Purple South. Well, the thing that was upsetting me is throughout this whole entire mix-up, no one was giving the greatest rock band of all time Kiss its props, because they did it way first when they put their blood in the ink for their comic book.

And nobody was talking about that. Can I tell you why no one was talking about that? Yeah! Absolutely no one knows that factoid. And nobody was talking about that. Can I tell you I know and was talking about that? Absolutely no one knows that factoid nobody knows that kiss made a comic book with their own blood No one knows kiss made a comic book. Are you sure it was kiss though? Are you sure cuz I thought this was Glenn Danzig that did this shit Yeah, Danzig used to fucking draw with his blood. No, it was the Knights. Everybody's putting blood on everything. Everyone's jizzing on everything. It's fine.

Wait, what? What? Hold on, what's up? Who's jizzing? For our tickets, yeah, for our tickets that we sell for our live shows. Wait. We jizz and we bleed on every ticket

and then we sell them. Ew, bro. We Metallica reload? Nah. Yeah, we reload on them. We went seven minutes and seven seconds without talking about James and here we are. Nah, he tweaking. Speaking of like bad shit on stage, this is classic and this was something we showed in the

writers room over and over for a good week or two when Lenny Kravitz was on the It's a Day show. Oh my God. He split his pants. He went down into a tuck and his pants ripped, his dick flopped out, and then he jumped up without missing a beat and blocked it with the guitar. I was like, this dude is a true professional. It's amazing. My music, my music.

And that cock, it spring shot out. It was like a slinky. Oh yeah, it was loaded. Yeah, it was like packed in there. If you haven't seen that video, you can watch it as a GIF or a GIF now, and it is just as wonderful just watching 1,000 times back to back to back to back.

And no one talks about that anymore. I know, he slurps his dick back up When you touch it Yeah, I was blown away when I brought it out from Marissa I was like check out this dude look at what he does It's amazing. You're blown away. I was astonished. It's like a lightning strike of dick and then it's It's like a lightning strike of dick and then it's, are you gonna go my way? Yeah. Yeah. It ain't over baby till it's over.

It's an amazing recovery. A lightning strike of dick. It is so cool. Ew man, he is something else, isn't he? Yeah. Well and like, that's how cool he is, is that that didn't ruin him. I'm so all about jet skis, by the way.

Like, that shit was so fucking sick. That was the first time you... On a wave runner, yeah, since I was like, probably like, 11 or 12. Yeah. I think it was the last time I did that shit. So not the first time then? No. And I'll, full disclosure, not 12 feet of air. Like, I was pulling your chain.

I'm pulling your chain. What? Yeah, yeah. I'm reeling over here. Hold on. Yeah. No, not 12. Wait, what?

15, dog. Yeah. When... I'm reeling over here Was that your first time on jet ski really you go on a wave runner yes Why did you discern wave run? I have trouble I know I did jet skis where they you know How you could stand up and yeah, I did that shit and you could sit down on those as well So you could ride those kind of like wave runners. Where do you sit? On the back of it, like where you stand. I feel like I did that when I was like 11 or 12. I don't think there's a seat on those.

When you fold it down. When you fold it down. You've been lying to us this whole podcast, Kyle. What's the deal? First you come in, you say you caught 12 feet of air. We kind of let it 15 and we kind of let it slide. You come in you say you say you caught 12 feet of air Ridden a jet ski before yeah, you said no never said yes, and then you go not since I was 12 Right, I haven't not since I was 12. Well, I got I'm confused a little bit and I'm still I'm still reeling from the fun. You guys are all waking up in a different spot. We're all real I'm coffeeed up. I'm jet-skied up. I'm fucking out there. I'm drinking a liquid IV. I'll be fine in about one minute

There's my guy. I would smash a liquid IV right now Let's throw it to Kyle who is laying in a bed and it's not a death bed. It's a life bed. Kyle knew a check. He's post surgery. He just had a big, big, maybe the biggest outpatient surgery you can have. The final cut. The final snip. I finally got final cut. You know? Final cut. Final cut. That's pretty funny. From editor to director to getting your dick cut. Bro, it's the craziest. It's the craziest. One more time, Blake.

I said editor. Editor to director to getting your dick cut, right? Was that it? I liked it. Yeah, it was really, really, really good. It's the best. Yeah, it's cut. They cut my vast deference out, gentlemen.

Can we name the episode that? They cut my vast deference out, gentlemen. That's what they did, and I saw it. And what's vast deference out gentlemen. Can we name the episode that they cut my vast deference out gentlemen? That's what they did and I saw it and what's the deference? What's what's the deference between us? I don't go and no more started the pain. You can start at the penis We're turning up the heat on the newest episode of all the smoke Vice president and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris pulls up to the show to discuss her historic presidential run. Most people have ambition, they have aspirations, they have dreams, and they are willing to

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Yeah. Yes, it was nuts. You do a tummy tuck at the same time? Bang it out? You were awake. I was awake. And you could see everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Walk us through this. I went into the doctor's office and they basically were like, okay, sit down right here and put this little, you know, undressed from the waist down and put this, uh, like napkin skirt thing over your body. And I was like, okay, cool.

I did it. And I did that. And that's when I- Is that their words? Take this napkin skirt thing and, uh, put it over the bottom of your- Take this, uh, Taco Bell napkin and pull it over your dick. You went to the Lake of the Bros arc? You went to the Lake of the Bros arcs, doctor?

For sure. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, fam. Grab this napkin skirt thing and throw it over your dick. Hey, dude, you might have cancer. What's up? I don't know. I'm not going to double check.

OK. Just put this over your dick. Throw a couple napkins over your cock real quick, bro. The instruments are on a fast food tray. Lucky you. This was insane. And then they were like, she came back in and she's like, okay, lay down. And I was like, all right.

I was a girl. All right, fine. I will. Yeah. Then she takes a napkin thing, the skirt off and she dumps this. She's like, it might be cold. And I'm like, then she takes a napkin thing that skirt off and she dumps this she's like it might be cold I'm like what the fuck and there's this whole dump of just like you know that brown fucking like cleaning liquid no sure You know the brown like yeah, yeah, it just dumped iodine all over my fucking dick and balls, bro

Oh boy, I would pay to see that. Yes, sir. It was unreal. Yeah. Why'd you send that picture? Just your muddy looking junk. I'll send you the picture. I took a picture of it afterwards, but I was like, this is too gruesome. This is nasty. Like, did you have to shave before you went in or did they shave? Great call. Did they shave you?

Yeah. I shaved my nuts in the shower beforehand. I did that. Yep. Leading up to it. Did you, can we throw to our sponsor, Manscape? Or what? I can use the Manscape buzz that. Yep. Leading up to it. Did you, can we throw to our sponsor, Manscape? Or what? Yeah, can we?

I can use the Manscape buzzers. With the light on it that like highlights everything. I love Manscape. Yeah, it's great product. You're gonna want the light. Killer product. Wait, did you have to shave or did you do that out of like a courtesy?

No, you had to. I was like, oh fuck. That sucks. Why are, see, how much, why are we paying them? Like if we're at home doing all the shaving bullshit Thank you. I'm prepping myself for surgery now. Come on. Give me a hang on hang on what? So let's slow it down You shave the nutsacks. What did you eat? Slow it down slow it down. No, I shaved the nuts like the morning up It's bulky, but I consider it carry on did you shave the nutsack?

Both both sides or did was did they just go through one side? Everything did you get underneath I shaved everything did you shave both sides or just leave like a mohawk? Did you shave your butthole did you get no? There's nothing to do with my butthole. It's only my balls do they go through the bottom Yeah, but I was just thinking you're already down there. You might as well He doesn't know they're to be down in that area. Like your legs are going to be up in stirrups. I think if I would've did it the night before,

I would've got lost in what you're talking about, Adam. But because I did it the morning of, I had somewhere to be. So you raced through it. I did. I was nervous. First time. So it looked like a, fuck it. It looked like a,

God, what's a good example of something like a chupa cabrach basically. Like there's a little bit of hair come out of part of it. Yeah. It's like a little patchy a good example? Something like a chupacabras basically, like there's a little bit of hair come out of part of it. Yeah, it's like a little patchy. Yeah, little patchy. Like a rabid rodent. Yeah, like the world's ugliest dog. Do you remember that photo?

Absolutely. You're the world's ugliest dog. Oh man. That's great. Your dick definitely looks like the world's ugliest dog. Huh? Lucky you. That's what you said to the doctor. Lucky you.

What is the movie where like a rat goes through like some sort of like thing and it comes out the other side all like crazy and mangled with like a white eyeball? Slide in my DMs with that answer, people. I don't know, Ninja Turtles 2? I think it's something like that Somebody will not seems real never fail Are you a Satanist Blake? Yeah, I'm super in this thing. You are that's cool. I like his vibe

I like his vibe leather. What's your favorite Satan song my favorite Satan song? Yeah, question a bunch of songs about the devil like like shout at the devil. Yeah That's a bunch of songs about the devil like like shout at the devil. Yeah, that's a good one Running with the devil is a good running with the devil van Halen. Yeah, that might be my favorite that might be my favorite Rob Zombie has some good devil tracks that I'm like devil man What's your favorite Jesus song then or God song rather? Oh, the one you hate the most,

because it's so good you hate it, because you're a Satanist. Do you guys remember this one? It's a little long, so just bear with me, but it goes, If I had a little white box to keep my Jesus in, I would take him out and and put him back again. And if I had a little black box to keep my Satan in,

I would take him out and smash his face and put him back again. Wait, so this is like a violent song. Well, that's what was really fun when you would go to Sunday school. You could really like get your aggression out of that verse. Like you could add to it like smash his face and step on his balls. Smash his fucking face.

That's not very Christian. That's not very Christian, though. Right. Did you say that? No, I disagree. I think killing Satan is the peak of Christianity. We must kill Satan. OK, yeah, I was going to say, or is it very Christian? You know, they got a history.

We all got a history. God v. Satan, bro. Yup, yup. I would smash his fucking face and beat his ass and rip his fucking dick off. Now you're getting it. Yeah, and then my Sunday school teacher would be like, yes, very good, Blake!

That's a cool Sunday school teacher just at home whistling and then they're like, what if I... Oh, this could be a fun song. And then it goes dark. Who is this person who's writing this song? If I had a little Jesus in a little white box, and why is white good and black bad?

Guys, it's all fucked up. Ouch, that was established. Yeah, it's all weird.. That was established. Yeah, it's all weird. There's lots of levels and layers. Yeah, and why does it gotta be a box? Thank you. It can't be any sort of other... That's where I draw the line.

Why's it gotta be the box, man? Why can't it be a ball or a sack? Yeah, or like a cup. A satchel. Grotem. Yeah, it can't be a cup, it can't be just a pyramid. Like a cup with a top. Yeah, what the hell can't be a phallic symbol I'm pissed now the fuck a suitcase

Pissed now fuck it I'm hungry. We have had no breakfast. I fucking went out on jet Did I like that? You're saying jet ski as if you worked out this morning. I did Oh, do you stand on it did. I was standing the whole time. Oh, do you stand on it, bro? Because I was standing the whole time. Yeah, I stand on it. His thighs are rocked.

I rode Jenksy's for hours. I stood the whole day, the whole time. Kyle's going to bed. I was also up. I went to bed at 4, and I woke up about 6, 30, 7 o'clock, bro. That's rough. Yeah. So you're on like two hours of sleep.

Bro, yes. And coffee, Jesse's, and no food. Cause you've done nothing but lie this whole podcast. Good lie. I'm not a good liar. Okay? I believe you got seven hours of sleep. That's not true.

I believe you sat down the whole time on the juxtap. Actually it is. It is true. I got about six. No. What the hell? What is, what happening? Hell. Just taking y'all on a ride. Actually it is it is true I got about six Don't take us on a ride time to go to sleep 10 p.m.. 430

Four o'clock okay, which is two? Yes, that's the we're only talking about the time. We're living. Yeah Yeah, I was like what the fuck I'm looking up for okay, and so then what time did you wake up? Seven seven seven six hours weird wild stuff, and I went back to sleep for a little So it really was like a workout you hit the wave runner. Sorry, Jessica. I don't know what we're calling it It's a wave runner out there. I'll let you know. It's a wave runner. I read the side of the fucking do hickeys All right, okay Out there, I'll let you know it's a wave runner. I read the side of the fucking doohickeys. All right? Okay. You know what we did do on our wedding? I remember we specifically did dessert first.

And then we had a second dessert afterwards. But we did eat dessert first. Okay. Okay. After the processional. Winning. Like we all went over to party and then the hors d'oeuvres that came out, they weren't savory. They sweet desserts baby. Oh yeah and it

was like it came from that like it was like let's do it did come from that yeah yeah I mean it will yeah well dessert first is a thing we would chant on workaholics right specifically the man up episode. Yeah, and the Man Up episode. Because real men eat dessert first. That is true. That was the logic. And they drink road marks. So they dump the ooze all over my dick and balls. Yeah, it's kind of a Ninja Turtle scenario.

And is that, iodine doesn't numb you, right? No. Was your dick numbed? Yeah. No, not at that point, but that's what they were doing. They were cleaning it for the numbing because... And were these male doctors or was there a female doctor? Female doctor was prepping me and the...

She just got to see all your nuts and stuff? I'm using my dick. Dude, straight up. Perks of the job. I was blown away with how open this process was. I was like, what is going on? But just like moving it around and making sure it's all clean and all that. Like picking it up.

Dude. Yes. Wait, handling your dick. Yes. Handling your dick. Did she have like, uh, she had gloves on and stuff or did she use like forceps? I think so. I was kind of looking straight up bro, because I'm just like.

Did she use her mouth? What the fuck? Adam. It's party time. No. Well, we just want to know. The blowzarks? We just want to know, you went to like the brozarks doctor.

Did they use their mouth? No, not at all. She was very professional. It just. This is going somewhere that makes me uncomfortable, but answer him. It just caught me off guard, but it was pro. They do this all the time.

So I have to assume that this is par for the course. Lack of a better word. They were manhandling your cock. She, yes. Yeah. Did she make the mouth of your penis talk? She did not. She didn't play any games.

It was all business. It was all good. Did she do the wristwatch? Did she do this? Can I just, the Loch Ness monster? I felt safe. Okay. Let's just, I felt safe. Okay, let's just I felt safe

All right, okay, then the then the doctor comes in and says like yo, I want to listen to some music Why don't you pick some music? Oh Cool shit, he wanted to set the mood. They got the vibe. He wanted to set the mood a little bit Well, and I was like then he then he left. He's like, I'll be back and then play a little Left and so then I was like, what is what does he left. He's like, I'll be back. And then play a little, let's get it. He left. And so then I was like, what is, what does he like to listen to? I want him to listen to what he, what he would listen to, you know? Like, what's up?

And so then I'm like, all right, fuck it. Let's just play some jazz. And so. Jazz. Yeah. I said, what does the doctor, Kyle, what if the doctor was like, she didn't touch your penis, did you? Yeah. And he goes, they're scared. And They have to do that. Let's have some fun. I'll be like

Like weird Al So I put on some I said jazz She said Alexa play jazz and then she played it shut the fuck up. Seriously. I swear to God She said Alexa play jazz that's so I thought her name was Alexa She didn't even drop some Coltrane on your face? No, it was whack. And then she left the room and I'm like, this is not the type of music I want to listen to. So then I was like, Alexa, play Almond Brothers.

Yeah, you don't want somebody improvising. You say play Almond Brothers? I said, Alexa, play Almond Brothers. I thought that might be a better thing to get snipped to. And then it came on with like, br-da-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo. And I was like, nah, this ain't. What song is that?

It was Jessica. It was. It's from Guitar Hero for sure. Yeah. And all of a sudden you were just back in our house, like throwback style to the good old days. Yeah, just very sweaty, drinking a tall boy, playing some Guitar Hero with you boys.

Name five Almond Brothers songs. Eat a peach. There's only one, it's one long one. I thought that was the Grateful Dead though, ironically. That like, I always thought that was Grateful Dead. Similar vibe, babe. Similar vibe. For sure the internet will tell us that we're wrong.

We are wrong. How many times that we're all collectively like, yeah that is the Almond Brothers, absolutely, for sure. And then the internet's like, no, that was fucking Jemaine Dupree or something, wait, totally not at all. So, so deaf. That was Montel Jordan's.

You're like, you guys are so wrong. Yeah, no, wait, Kyle, did you say Jessica? Yeah, so, yeah. No, it's Melissa. Oh, sweet moon. Etheridge, really? I don't know. All right, hey, whatever. I went, now we know. Anyways, Allman Brothers, pop song. Melissa oh sweet move. Etheridge really? I don't know all right hey whatever I

went now we know anyways Almond Brothers pop song he's gone tell you what I'm doing I uh I got I'm getting a griddle baby and then he got this griddle last week and then he goes oh yeah oh yeah got the griddle every morning eggs bacon waking up to flat cakes. And I heard about it. And he gets closer and closer every time he tells you, he's like, pancakes, hash browns, everything you want, baby.

And I'm like, oh yeah, that'll be awesome. People will love that. And here we are. It's damn near 1 p.m. Here we are. Not a munker. Not a, egg has been cracked. Not an egg has been cooked.

They're on the table though. They're just sitting there. I'll post a picture. What happened? Do you remember when we, before we started the pod, everybody was in the kitchen. Everybody was like making things happen

and then they all just abandoned us. What the hell? Well, I think they were like, we're doing the podcast. Yeah, we're respecting it. I wanted it to be bustling. But the griddle is outside. You could be cooking eggs and all that out there.

Yeah. So what's up? If you beat cancer, we're giving him one pass. What do we got? Like one month? No, no, no, no. This was it. This was his swing.

So we can fire on your dad tonight? For sure. Oh, yeah. I was. Dude, have you guys heard of, and this is a real thing, have you heard of Disneyland gangs? Like where you wear your vest and you rock your colors and you claim a section of the park and like other gangs aren't allowed to go into your parts or you guys like rumble and shit?

Of course we have, Satan. No. But they don't rumble, do they? There's no rumble. I mean they might like snap their fingers and walk in a circle. Right. Yeah, they're fighting Broadway style. Ooh. Yeah. No, they break their fingers It gets bad out there like the haunted house

Hectors or something versus like the future future islands and shit really you gotta look it up future islands I made up the names. I think that's a band. Yeah, the band. Yeah, okay So you're saying the future island guys are in a gang? They're in a Disney gang. The Mickey men? Wait, so how old were you when you went, Adam? That you were just over it, 12 or something? No, I was 14 years old. Oh yeah.

I just remember, I was just like too horny to be out in public. I was too horny. But it's Orlando, titties were out, no? Mom boobs? I know, but I was jerking off all the time. It was not, I was like just dipping away to go jerk off places.

I'm like, it sucked. Right, Minnie Mouse? I should have just been at my house where I could just jerk off at peace. Yeah. Can I finish? Well, it is a bummer because you do, when you go on a family vacation,

you kind of have to like mom and dad sleep in the bed and then you pull out a cot and your sister's in the same room or your brother's in the same room. It's really hard. Oh yeah, there was no like two bedrooms. It was all four of us sleeping in one hotel room. So it was just me taking like a lot of bathroom breaks.

Yeah. Like I'm just always shitting, you know. Oh yeah, you took long showers. I'm taking super long showers. Why is the conditioner all gone? And then my dad absolutely every time would knock on the door and he'd be like, uh, you're going to go blind in there. Cause he knew.

Worth it. Yeah. Cause he knew. And I'm like, you're not, why in there because he knew worth it yeah cuz he knew and I'm like you're not why do you always say that hundred percent of the time I was you had your dick in your hand while you're like no no I'm not I'm not yeah I'm jacking up that's what I'm doing I'm stroking it like very

gently and now I'm working the head now sure I am I mean no I'm using both hands right yeah now I'm standing the head now. Sure I am. I mean... No, I'm using both hands. Right! No, I'm standing up! I just have my hands in one position and I'm fucking them. I'm fucking them! Sure I am, Dad!

Right! I'm watching myself in the mirror fuck my own hands. Yeah! I'm dropping into my own hand. Sure, Pop. Yeah, I'm using the my own hand. Sure, Pop. Yeah, I'm using the detachable shower head to shoot up my ass and on my balls. Your dad's in the hallway going like, I think he's fucking doing it.

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There he is. Thank you for the egg, sir. The man, the myth. Wow. Yeah, I don't know. I think that was a later episode in the season. I don't recall which one that actually was. A later episode in the season. I remember doing the bit a lot in the room. The bit was like- That was a later episode in the season. I remember doing the bit a lot in the room. The bit was like. That was a later episode of The Season. In The Season. And then he said, what did I say? I'm broke, man, I'm dusted.

I'm dusted. Dear Jesus. And this, the Bloody Mary's not bringing you back at all. It's helping a little bit, but I puked right before we got on air. Right, he did. It's not good. For some reason, like I thought this whole

Brozarks live cast would be like a fun idea to do like In the afternoon, but I didn't bring your headphones So woke our ass up at like 10 o'clock in the morning to like do this shit. Yeah, that was rough Yeah, I was out on the jet ski and I was and I get a fucking like a whoop whoop come in I'm like, I'm having fun. I'm getting air and then it's like, all right, cool come in here None of you guys even want to do it. I'm stoked on it. I can't believe you're away.

Oh, that being said, I was like to everybody, I was like, hey, if you want to come on, you have like a fun story or whatever you want to tell on the podcast. You know, it's a bachelor party podcast. I think it'd be fun if anyone want, and everyone was like, yeah. I think they're coming in 45 minutes, they're gonna come in.

They were like, we'll come towards the end and I said, sure. Who said that? People. Oh, well. There's no one here, it's just us. Yeah, yeah. Adam's bachelor party is very sad.

We have cardboard cutouts of our favorite celebrities. He made us do our podcast. I don't think this was my idea. Was this my idea? It could been maybe let's walk it back get the tapes Yeah, let's walk it back. I'm having a great time guys. I am too. I feel my favorite episode of today I think so of the season, but we're gonna do a couple. Yeah, so later episode in this it's a three-parter for sure His durrs there was a photo that came in the text from Adam's dinner from the dinner where you have your shirt off. The bachelor party text.

Dude you look gorgeous. Thank you. Yeah you look really hot. The lighting is perfect. Everything is just really good. It made me see you in a whole new light. Thank you. And yeah you're looking fucking hot as shit right now. What happened is you leaned out.

Yeah. What's going on? I'm back in the pool. I'm back in the pool. You leaned out. He's back. Oh, man. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, that'll do it. He's got that long lane. Once again, do you think I do you think I'll be able to get that kind of body if I play pickleball? No, no, is that the one where you bounce it off the trampoline? It's a very, it's like a very small tennis. Yeah. I don't know if that's going to do it.

Okay. All right. Here's the thing, how you might, but you have to do it for longer than a week. You're going to have to really stay on it. Cause I know you're saying I'm playing pickleball now, but are you, or is this just this muscle confusion? Stomach illusion. Yeah.

No, but there's a little bit of fantastic. How much pickleball are you playing, Kyle? I'm not playing, I'm thinking about picking it up because the shot though. Oh, okay, all right. No, the producers on Shadows are trying to get going. They're on it, so I'm gonna join them and do some pickleballing out there in Toronto.

The pickleball league. Is pickleballing when you finish a sandwich and then you ball up a pickle and eat it? In one bite? Yeah, that's what I think it is. I guess I'll do it. Yes, points! Oh, points!

Hey, okay, we got another puker. Adam Ray from the distance just said that he puked as well, so. A three pointer from beyond the arc, a fellow puker. I don't know where he is I just heard his voice. That's the thing Adam. Ray has the most beautiful voice It's he's got the best voice of our residents Yeah, so it can be coming from it sounds like the voice of God just kind of pierces your spine Oh, thank you God. Thank you. Thank you God

God's cool. I like that God is also the same voice is like Santa Claus God's voice is the same as Hyundai commercials. Yeah. And an all new Hyundai Tucson. So set in the mood. So then I decide it's not the right track. It's not the right track though. I said quickly, they're coming in and I was like, Alexa play Miles Davis. And then it went down. So Alexis confused, kind of all over the place.

Right. And then the whole thing after that was this like fucking wild ass Miles Davis track that just like was Insane I had never heard this track before do you know the track? I don't know the track But it was you know it's like round about midnight where it's just like he starts to go nuts on some shit And it's like wow this is the score to get your vast deference cut out too. Okay. It's bizarre. So, okay, to set the mood, what we're imagining, pretty sexy woman, how old was this woman, Kyle? That man handled your cock.

Uh, I don't know. What are we doing? Yeah, no. Why are we doing this? I don't want to do this, Mark. Let's talk about it. This is a professional person. Yeah, I felt safe.

No, you felt safe. I felt safe. How old was this woman, that man handled your cock? No idea. 60. So, a sexy 60-year-old woman. Experienced. Now you felt you felt safe. I felt safe old was this woman that manhandled your cock no idea 60 66 year old woman experience. This is all Adams making this experience and she's flipping and flopping your cock around Did you get any kind of a job or it was too much? It was too sterile of an environment not it was very sterile Very safe. There was a job to happen. It was... Fear boner? Fear reaction? Nothing. Nothing, guys. Nothing.

No fear boner? No fear reaction? None of that? I will say I did glance to make sure, but nothing. Because it was so cold, I could barely feel my dick. It was so cold. This iodine was freezing. They know what they're doing. Was their hands cold? The hands were cold. Everything about it was cold. There was not a warm part of this whole situation. It was all cold.

Now you think they would want a hot, a hot, hot cock. Adam. No, hear me out. What? Hear him out, dude. Let him talk. They would think they'd want it hot so they could stretch the skin a little more.

Kyle, you would think they would want this. Right. I would. Yeah, you're right. I think this. Because everything is kind of- Shrunk up, it's harder to work with. Shrunk up, it's hard to get in there.

You're kind of cutting, zigging and zagging in a way that you don't want to. I actually think the cold is set up for a reason because it constricts everything so that they're not making wrong incisions or like following around the vein, you know what I mean? But your balls go like up in your body when they're cold, they incisions or like following around the vein, you know what I mean? Well, wait.

But your balls go like up in your body when they're cold, they kind of get close to the unit to maintain the, so when they're warm and loose, they got some slack. Yeah, but that's your balls. Your vas deferens stays closer to the surface and that's what I think. Where is that? Where is the vas deferens?

There's two tubes. They had to make two incisions. It's in the side of the nut sack. So on either side of the nut sack. So is that through the butt or not? Yeah. Not through the butt. They did not have to go up through the butt like previously thought. But they did anyways. I asked them if they could. And they said, we can't, you didn't shave back there. I did get involved. This was the one time I got involved.

Disappointed! I did challenge them just to see if they could go in through the through the anal cavity But anus ain't no they said no so okay, okay? Crazy the staying power of Shawshank obviously everybody watches it whenever comes on it plays all the time on TNT You're not really watching Forrest Gump that much although. I would say too long movies too long Shawshank I think is yeah, they're both really long We get running times from the producers on Shawshank Redemption and For Scott I'm willing to bet

$100 that Forrest Gump is longer than Shawshank you're willing. Okay, I'll bet you 100 bucks. Hey, I'm willing to jump in the way right now. What are we saying? But I'm not Forrest Gump is longer than Shawshank Redemption For $100 I'm going Shawshank's gotta be longer I think Shawshank's longer by like 10 minutes No. Forrest Gump is a very long I can't wait to take your fucking money bro

Forrest Gump was like 2 VHS's when it dropped No it wasn't. Both are 2 hours and 22 minutes they're saying Wait they're exactly the same? They're the exact same Oh my god! Let's go! What? That's crazy!

One more credit, a couple more credits could have changed the run time. This is insane! This is absolutely insane. Kyle, you're speaking inside baseball right now. We truly have $100 on the line and you're telling me that it is the exact same run time. That's insane. Yeah, but I don't believe when you make bets involving any kind of money or anything good for it No, and not dude friend. What is he not good for what did he bet? We bet something Oh, we're like a do a leap a thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah had never saw that cash. Yeah. Yeah, you do

Oh, yeah, but if you go back and listen If you listen that episode that was do owe us for that. If you listen to that episode, that was so convoluted and fucking, you guys just ruined that. It was pretty clear cut. Yeah, he was saying that he's betting that Dua Lipa was gonna win the Song of the Year. Right.

Versus the field. Versus everyone else, and you were willing to put your $100 on the line. Right. And your reputation. And then it didn't win right right She that song right?

That didn't win And then no one saw any money so how is that convoluted I Remember over engineering the bet for the purposes of entertainment, but did you send it to me? What it was I? Yes, I'm paying you daily liquid IV So drink up or that powder in your mouth or wherever you want to put that powder It makes everything better if I had Venmo. I would ask you to Venmo me right now. I Remember we went to Vegas

Winning it was it was like I must have been like it's probably the next year It's like 15 or something and we went to Vegas because Vegas is like a pretty cheap family vacation because they have all kinds of Deals wait. I thought you said he went camping and now you've gone to Disney World and Vegas. That's pretty good, dude Yeah, your family was killing it. Yeah. yeah, yeah. Those are the two places. Yeah, Derset, he didn't go on any vacations. I know, but he lived on Lake Michigan. He was like a block away from the lake. Okay.

I grew up on a houseboat. It's science. That'd be so tight. Yeah, so we went to Vegas. I remember also Two Horned to be out in the world. I had to, there was like a, you know, they just hand out porno on the streets there. Oh, yeah. When they tap it, right? They like have those guys with the cards that are smacking them and then they just have like little naked ladies on them with like numbers and shit. Right. And it was strewn about on the street. I remember just having to like I said I was gonna go get ice, and then I dead sprinted outside,

got as much shit as possible, and then sprinted back. You just picked it up off the ground or from people? Yeah, from the ground. And then I also have the, where they keep newspapers. Or yeah, the newspaper boxes. Yeah, that they just keep stacked. And then I stuffed it in my pants,

and I came running back and got the ice. And now I'm sweating, cause it was like a dead, cause it's a Vegas hotel. It's like, it takes a long time to get outside. For sure. It's the desert. Toasty!

You better believe it. And it's hot, it's the desert. And I remember just my mom like, you know, thinking something was up. She was like, it took you that long to get ice? And I'm like yeah every machine in this hotel is busted I had to go to like six machines and then like later that night she goes and gets she goes and gets ice and she's like the one and I'm like they must

have fixed it the one down the hallway is working they must have fixed that real quick they must have fixed that really quickly you're shouting this from the bathroom if you have you have like all these things laid out perfectly. I love that you're outside picking it up off the ground like it's the fucking parade from Batman or Joker throughout all the cash and people are going crazy. Oh, okay. Good ref, good ref.

Sick ref. Ref points, points. T-Bo, have you been jet skiing? So gnarly. Everybody's jet skiing so gnarly here get everybody's jet skiing Bad breath what's up y'all? No? Tiba Jefferson everybody we're good. He hooked us up with his sunglasses He's been jet skiing. He's having a hell hell of a time. That's time. He's one of my mung angels a hell of a time. He's one of my mung angels. He's one of Devine's mung angels. Perfect! I'm an angel. Yeah. We call him the Hopper. He's the one who jumps on the body.

Yeah! 100%. Oh, shit. I hear the board. I'm not a Rugaloy. Sorry, Kyle. I'm a boarder. Yeah! Boarder teenager. About damn time. We got some representation. What are we talking about? I feel the the borders don't get enough love hey I feel like the Rugal oids is a better name but the more people are board bros I'm on Blake's angle right now cuz I'm a border bro Give me a hell yeah! Yeah. Look at this. Oh damn. The true hero of the batch party right here.

Yeah. I'm just gonna say, Adam, I love you. Thanks, Todd. And I love you love Animal Collective. I love it. Oh dude, hell yeah you do. That's cool. I'll compound it again, bro.

A strong shout out. A strong shout out from Atiba Jefferson, the second guest on the pod. We were playing some last night. Hey, Animal Collective, if you guys are listening, I'm sure you are. If you want to send us a new theme song, we'll use that. Animal Collective, I know these guys are big fans.

I don't know any of them, but I could just tell through their music that they would like us. Yeah, they definitely do. If they want to send us a theme song, feel free. Explain Pickleball, because I've seen people post about it. It seems like a thing that is becoming popular now. It seems like new age. Like what?

Like beer ball, like softball. Is it hipster sport? Yeah, it seems like every few years, some like sort of outside sport becomes popular. Yeah. And last for like two years. What is this? Ders got pickles right there. Look at that. You know, I don't know enough about it.

I was just kind of looking forward to it as a form of exercise and hoping that I could maybe achieve a body like Anders by playing it. But I don't know. I mean, is it indoor or is it outdoor? Do you know that much? I think it's either or it's it's either or. Yeah. Is it in a cage? Is it different than pad ball?

Can you hit it off the cage wall? Shit. You got me. Now, is this like a alternate fighting sort of sport? What is this? Is this an octagon or a rectangle? I think it's in a rectangle. I think it's a smaller version of tennis with a mix with a larger version of ping-pong Okay, and on a badminton. I think it's a badminton court with maybe a lower net I don't even know how high the net it's a low net. I think it's a low net right

That's where it's tennis. So you're not hitting it against a wall I don't think so like a racquetball or squash. That's racquetball. Yeah racquetball kicks ass Yeah, I think I'd like that because tennis I fucking hate Yeah, I'm very bad. I'm very bad this start and stop of tennis. My knees are like they just feel like they're gonna explode Yeah, you gotta get on the clay court man. You got to be able to slide No, but no that's not even the problem with It's like hitting the ball in tennis is very hard. Like if you hit it. That's my problem.

I'm super good. Otherwise, yeah, I'm a little too strong for it. It's always going out of bounds. Like you have to hit it over like the top of the ball or something. I'm very bad. Well, yeah, you hit it how you want to hit it. Tennis is one of the greatest, the greatest sport. It is so good.

I think it's my favorite sport to watch. Really? Oh, yeah. Awkward. Okay, so to set the mood. Setting the mood, yeah. The mood's been set. A pretty hot 60-year-old came in, manhailed your cock in a cold room. Flipped it around. They left in a very professional, very professional manner. Uh-huh. Well, they're still in the room actually. She's in the room. She's in the room the whole time. Okay. She's there to check it out, to observe. Like in the corner playing with herself.

Yeah. To, to, to peeping Tom. Okay, play. That's incredible. Well, if we're going to go, let's go. Okay. And then the doctor comes in, a male doctor? Male doctor.

Male doctor. Male doctor. And I've met him before. Okay. Strong, strong hands. He dumps iodine all over. No, she did that. Okay, she did that.

Like, recklessly. Like, because the photos you sent, like, it was everywhere. Like, without abandon? It was a big, big dump. It looked like a sloppy mess, immediately. But I think that's just Kyle's dick. It's wide. It's the nutsack itself is like, bulbous.

Right. So it's just like a fucking... It's like a, like when you fill hot water with something, with like that bag, you know? And your mom puts it underneath the, hot water bottle. That's a douche.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think that's a douche, dude. Yeah, speak on my dick. When your mom would shove that up your ass, you guys know. Is that why the top of it's shaped like that? The top of what, your dick?

No, no, the top of a hot water bottle is kind of long, I guess you could say. So you could just put that on there, fill it with water, and then douche? I don't think that has anything to do. I think that's, for people with back pains, I don't think that's like an anal sex thing. Slide into Blake's DMs if you ever used it for that. Slide in. Giving yourself a rubber munging. So what do they give to numb,

they have to numb the penis, okay? So doctor comes in, yeah, so doctor comes in, he says, how you doing? I say, I'm fine. He gets another napkin on it and pulls just my nuts through a little hole, right? And so that's now his operating zone. That's when I come. Dude, so it's a little, it's a little hole, right? And so that's now his operating zone. That's when I come.

Dude. So it's a little, it's a, it's a glory hole. Basically. It's basically a glory hole. Yes. And they're pulling the nuts through and then that's what he's working on. Okay. I've seen a porno like that for sure.

He was like, Hey buddy, how's it going? What do you do again? And I was like, Oh, I'm a director filmmaker. He's like, Oh, right. Um, you should have said i'm a penis model No And really and then he's like he proceeds to like, you know Stab me with the inject me with the local anesthetic on one side of my nuts

And like in your really and that fucking hurt. How long is the needle? Do you see the needle? Like this is when I was like, oh no, I'm so scared about this right now. I didn't look at the needle, but it like- How long is the needle? I don't, I would, I don't know. I didn't look, dude. I was looking straight up and I just felt it.

How much would you venture to say? Seven inches, eight inches. I don't know. Seven inches? So three times the size of your cock. Goodbye. And he put that in your butthole? I asked him to.

He went straight into the sack. I'm sorry, that's right, I forgot. Oh my God, man. No, I don't know how big it was, but the pain went all the way up to above my belly button. My God, man. It was like, it went all the way up to above my fucking belly button.

Into your ribs? Yeah, into my ribs, and it was like, like you're getting kicked in the nuts constantly for about 35 seconds. And then it starts to. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup. Yeah, it's like when they numb your gums or something when you're doing dental work,

you know it fucking stings, but then it's like, all right, it's, you can do whatever the fuck you want down there now. Right. And did they? Yeah. Okay, and was that awesome? Were you like the doctors is like They just started flicking it

Like gotta make sure it's okay didn't we want to speed bagging video in the writers room allegedly Yes, well when Kyle said they pulled his balls through a thing I was like haven't we seen a video where there's like a woman like boxing testicles through like a wooden board? Yeah, brutal. Like she had skills. It's brutal. You guys have seen that? Yeah.

I thought I was the only one. Yeah, like she's legit like a like a Russian boxer who she's like uppercutting this guy's ball. That shit's nuts. Yes. Dude, people aren't the weirdest shit. Yeah. We're turning up the heat on the newest episode of All the Smoke. Vice President and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris

pulls up to the show to discuss her historic presidential run. Most people have ambition. They have aspirations. They have dreams. And they are willing to work hard. And if we give people the opportunity to actually meet those goals, they jump dreams and they are willing to work hard. And if we give people the opportunity to actually meet those goals, they jump for it every time. Matt and Stack will be diving deep into the journey that brought her here, her vision for the future and the real stories behind the headlines.

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Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We got a bunch of mung angels. They're coming here and floating in looking for the fried eggs. Yeah, it's definitely starting to bustle a little bit. Yeah, it took about 30 minutes of respecting the podcast and then they're like, can they wrap it up? And now the wheels are off. The wheels have fully come off. We got pissed my bed Wet bed Mike. Oh pissed my bed This is a bit right here doing a bit about pissing the bed. Yeah

That wasn't for sure you a good popo's out to you all today That wasn't for sure you a good popo's out to you all Just want to say congrats Chloe and Adam I love you both I want to give a shout out to my No Limit Soldier neighbor who was listening to the pod simultaneously as I was. And he's been there since he was five years old. So he's like probably 20 now. Who? My neighbor. I was walking my dog.

He's like, what's up? Like, you're going to the bachelor party. Oh, he knew about it. Wow, now there's some hugs coming in. Oh, we got a kiss. We're getting forehead kisses. I got a lot of bald head kisses last night. Oh yeah, I kept rubbing in and touching in.

If you're just joining us now, we're having fun. He's one of my mung angels, one of my many mung angels. Hot, hot, hot, hot! One guy has a backpack on, like, inside for breakfast. We're at a dining room table in a house. My parents. People are behind us. Bumps, winning. What's the stage, NPR? How many, how many? for breakfast. We're at a dining room table in a house. Yeah. People are behind us. Winning.

At the stage, NPR. How many, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight human men. Shout out Jaeger. Eight human men, eight hungover human men are behind us. It's like, We got a bucket hat, we got a backpack. It's like if Harry and the Hendersons had several Harrys.

That's what's happening right now? Yeah. And that was another episode of That's what's happening. It is if Harry was another episode. That's what's happening. If Harry and the Hendersons had several Harrys. That's a good pitch though. Oh the bloodies keep coming. Thank you. I think you just cracked the pitch.

Hendersons and the Harrys. Yeah flip it. So now John Lithgow, he goes into the forest to kill himself. Because he had like a rough life. He's about to jump off the cliff. No one believes him that a Sasquatch lived with his family. Right. himself because he had like a rough life. This is it. He's about to jump off the cliff. No one believes him that a Sasquatch lived with his family. Right, and it destroyed his reputation.

He got divorced. His wife is like fucking like a real estate mogul now. He's ashamed. Fucking a real estate mogul? Or she is a real estate mogul? Both. She's fucking one and then took over his business. They're flipping houses on a reality

they're on a reality show together and they bought his house they're like you can't afford to live here anymore and they bought it and he goes fire and take it he goes to cliff he jumps before he hits the ground the Sasquatch and he goes you live with us now yes come with us I do a John Lithcow let me do it for the pitch okay Harry yep Thanks for saving me. Yes. Oh my God. Have you seen Third Rock from the Sun?

Well, that's really good. Wow. Adam Ray, everybody. Adam Ray, everybody. It brings in Third Rock. So we're a Third Rock Harry and the Henderson's multiverse. Got it. Holy, holy love.

Holy shit. There's the Lithgow verse. Yeah. Yep. Thank you. Galverse. Wow. I love that we're all rocking the Oakleys. It's all coming together. And there's like,

I mean, I love this pitch. I do too. I really do. I told it for me when Adam Ray came in here and blew us out of the fucking water with a Lithgow. I love that Adam Ray is so talented. He has a John Lithgow. Right, right, right. Ready to go. Not many people. I do want to say I'm officiating the wedding as John Lithgow slash Isaac Horn This wedding is so fucking punk rock that's a man's Adam and Chloe rage

Get those Dennis Dennis D cancer-free eggs and bacon ready Dennis D cancer free eggs and bacon ready. Dude, he's got a lip gal, bro. When did you start doing this lip gal? When did you first discover you had a lip gal? About five minutes ago. Yeah. No way. No way.

You've never done a lip gal? I've done, my brother-in-law rapper, Dirtay, brother-in-law, believes in Bigfoot, and so I make fun of him for believing in Bigfoot, and I did a lip gal to him once. That's rude. What's that? It's rude to make fun of him for believing in Bigfoot but that's tight. Yeah but he's not a little boy he's an adult man. That's true. Got him. I'm with you. You're shaming him. Yeah yeah yeah but also people are too sensitive now. You should be able to make fun of people when they're dumb. Right. Thank you. Okay. The people that were like coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus, that made the beer made the virus.

I seen a Sasquatch print. I've seen a picture of a Sasquatch print. I've also seen. Like a footprint. Kyle, stop, dude. Yeah, and we're allowed to make fun of you for, if you believe in it. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm doing it so that you can.

Okay, okay, okay. I know you're doing it. Yeah. Come on, man. This Bloody Mary number two is way stronger than the first one. Okay. Gracielson, how are you doing?

Isaac's getting a heavy hand on these pores. I'm gonna be puking in no time. Well, Kyle, did you go on any family vacations where you couldn't stop masturbating? Well, it was, I had, I did have- Is it just me? No, no, no, no, I mean, you're a horn ball for sure, but like we all were. I mean, I had the, I had the issue

of not being able to masturbate and then I compounded on top of that. I had the other issue of smoking cigarettes because I couldn't travel with cigarettes. As a nine year old. I needed to find cigarettes because I was addicted by age 12 to the point where I was stealing from the store and like stealing from fucking ashtrays

or like pretending like I was 18 and trying to bum off of people. So I had this other issue. So would you like lower your voice and be like, hey, mind if I catch a fag or whatever? Like a cancer stick yeah I'm a see that shit's important why don't you give me another nail in the coffin huh buddy you know just you got a Lucy or anything while you're 12 years old but

yeah mind if I get another nail in the coffin? I get another paper rolled up thing with the stuff Good good stuff with the tobacco in it. I get a cancer stick That's very French and yeah British of yeah, Durs is so foreign. I love that. He's my most foreign friend I went to us open several years ago when Adam and I were doing the intern in New York and Saw it fucking like row four, because there's like the shady side of the stadium and the sunny side. Didn't realize that.

No one sits on the sunny side. And got cooked, but I saw Federer play Djokovic in like the semi-finals and it was fucking awesome. Wow. Yeah, I went to the Australian Open. I was there doing shows. And I was in Australia and we were just out walking. And on a walkabout, I was taking a walkabout.

And I was like, oh, shit, there's like a tennis match of some sort. Pickleball. And then my agents were able to get me tickets, which was very nice of them. But then we like very quickly were asked to either shut up or leave. Oh yeah, because you can't talk, right?

Yeah, and then we stayed for maybe an hour, and I was like, all right, we gotta go. I'm too loud for this sport. Yeah, man, that's why it's so fucking British. You can't even talk during that shit. What a weak ass. That's cool though, I like that. Nah, that's golf shit, man.

That's fucking sick, dude. That's sick Nah, you you can't shut up. Is that what's happening? You can't shut up No, just do it do it in private and just have cameras watching you why have oh my god You can't sit there. That's what it is. Yeah, what the fuck what you can't say You can't sit there and respect a sport. No like no enough to just not talk I can respect a I can risk I can go to court and watch like a murder case and be quiet But this is a fucking sport. I'm trying to cheer brother. You're fucking that court. You're at a tennis court There's a time to cheer but here's I'm talking court. You're at a tennis court. Here's the thing

This is I need order in this court. This is the way this like if you have a guy who you're cheering for, right? Yeah, are you gonna be quiet when they're about this when they throw the ball up in the air to serve no I'm gonna be like hit that shit brother right and he's gonna be like can you shut the fuck up yeah that's my issue with tennis as well it's like in basketball like I'm screaming the whole time you know you're you're cheering them on and like what why is tennis so much different? Yeah Yeah, expect every single sporting event to be this release of like Yes, that is that is exactly what I want from sports. It's the one place I can go to actually engage Kyle can't fake yell without this guy stay on the pickleball court man. Yeah, maybe maybe don't hey

We need to get you some actual exercise not talking about playing pickleball Okay, so then after that People are in a weird sit so you're covered in this brown goop. Yeah, so now Miles Davis is just blaring just Yeah, so now Miles Davis is just blaring. Just fucking... And I'm like... Like the fucking trumpet's going nuts. So what would have happened if you picked some music, if you like comedy, I mean, Miles Davis, that's a little bit of a swing, but I could see maybe a doctor being into something

like that. What if you just played Slipknot? That's my... Or just like... Dude, my... Yeah, just something that like the doctor's like, Oh, I cannot, I'm gonna murder this guy to this music. Like, exactly, you play Disturbed, it's like, WHAAAAAT?

And he's just fucking jamming you with a needle, he gets a little too aggressive. My- my 2020 hindsight is I probably would have gone with some fucking Metallica or some Pantera or something like that. I think it would have been a better soundtrack. Oh, you do think that would have been better? You think something- Yeah, I think that would have been a better soundtrack. Oh, you do think that would have been better. You think something less. Yeah, I think that would have been more fun for me. I was nervous because it was freaking me out, dude. Like the fucking, like it was definitely a surreal jazz

movement happening in the background and I was a little, it made me nervous. Mm-hmm. You know what's weird is like the fact that you don't know what track it is, is you're going to be somewhere and that's going to come on and it's going to trigger you and it's going to send you right back to the table. You're going to be in a hotel lobby somewhere.

Yeah, you're going to start crying and starting to try to rub the iodine off your cock like it's Macbeth. It feels like I'm being speed bagged, honey. Dude, for real. What? Okay, so then how long did it actually take here? So he did one side, he cut in and did it. That was probably about five minutes or so.

And that's when I was. Damn. Did he ever say, oops? And no, no. Well, yes, actually, yes. So then he did the other side and he had to fucking- Can I do that? He did the other side and he had to torture me again and put the fucking

needle in the other side as well. So I had to do that again. Oh. Because it's two sides. Oh, man. So he did that and then went to work. And this is when he fucking pitched me an idea for a movie.

OK. J.K. Yes, dude. I love his. Everybody has a good idea on him. Well, he was he was it everybody has a good idea on him well He was he was it sick it was his buddy's movie, so I got an idea for a movie It's a doctor right and he's sick of cutting nuts

So he's just chopped starts chopping guys nuts ex often a horror comedy Dr.. Balls it was just like some fucking world war two It was like a world war two movie that his friend had written and I was like, yeah. All right, man cool Right on and he's holding your nutsack in his hands when he's pitching you. Yes, and he's cutting my power He's I seriously said to him. I'm like, oh well, hey, you got me by the balls for this pitch and he was like what? I'm like, Oh, well, hey, you got me by the balls for this pitch. And he was like, what? Yes, points.

What's up? Oh boy. You had to repeat it? And I was like, no, he just didn't get it. I'm like, well, you know, there's like an elevator pitch. That's what people say. Have your elevator pitch. This is like, you got the pitch when you have your patience by the balls. And he was like, do you want to hear the story or not?

Like he did not understand that it was weird. Oh boy. Yeah. That guy's never going to make it in Hollywood. Oh boy. And, that guy's never gonna make it in Hollywood. Oh boy. I was like, alright, alright, yeah, send me, go ahead, grab my number and send it to me later. Cool, man, thank you. Wait, you gave him your personal number to send you this? He took it off the fucking records, bro. He took it off.

Can we call him? I didn't give it to him. Can we FaceTime him? Can he be the second guest on the podcast? And we're calling him now and we're back. We couldn't reach him. So he pitches me this story and then I'm like, all right. And he's like, and then he's like, oh shoot. Where did the, where did it go?

And I was like, what? He like left four steps inside you. He was like, where's the Vastephrins? Where's the tube? I like to, and I was like, what do you mean? Like, where's my vape? He's like, and he talks to the nurse now. He's like, is it on one of the tools over there?

Did I leave it on the tools? No. She's like, I can't see it. I don't know where it is or what. Cause he pulled out the whole thing. So he's looking for it. Dude. And then I like kind of sit up like this and he's like, Oh, got it.

And I see it just hanging off of one of his tools. And I was like, fuck, that's the thing. That's the fucking thing that makes me come real. Come. That's the thing. And it was fucking bizarre. Oh my God. This is disturbing.

Yeah. That was rough. I will no longer come real. Come. I, well, this doesn't feel like it was sanctioned or- These look like big, strong nuts. Yeah, I was in the back of a big lot. At least it wasn't Kmart, dog. So this was at a real hospital, right?

It wasn't- It was, yeah. It was all very real. It just was a little surgery snafu. He doesn't need it. I don't need it to go back in my body, he just wanted to know where it was. And it was just like.

Well, I mean, don't you, I mean, in case you want to have more kids in the future, you at least want that option, right? If you can't find it. Yeah, do you get your old one or do you get a new one? Do you get like a cyborg one? No, I don't know what happened to these things, so. Can I donate mine when I get mine cut?

I give you mine if you need it. Should you need it? Should you need it? That would be, yeah, I'll take it. Can we make it into like a ring? Yes. Should you need a necklace of sorts? That's tight. That's a great call. I didn't take it, man.

We put it in amber and wear it like the mosquito in Jurassic Park and we wear it around our necks Absolutely, we put it in the top of a cane. That's a great idea. I gotta call him back Holy shit. He called me today. Drop me though Bro you need to tell that guy lose my number dude never never call me again. Oh, whatever No, let's produce this movie. Let's produce your number still 9-1-1 You lost my best evidence, dude. I Woke up and puked yesterday. What? Well, yeah, we And so I drank like ten beers the night before yeah, and I haven't drank that many beers

concurrently in a very long time like right if we drank it in like an hour and a half, I had like 10 beers. And was just so bloated, the next morning, I'm like working out, cause I know I have to earn. Jet skiing? I'm working out by jet skiing. Bro, that's tough.

I'm doing flaps. That is so tough. No, I'm like doing my cross-fitting shit, being a fucking athlete, fitness stuff. Not as hard as jet skiing. And I just yackedacked and it tasted exactly like Coors Light and Puppy Chow. Like the perfect mix.

Puppy Chow the like kids snack. What would you eat? Adults crack. Puppy Chow the kids snack. What? Wait, Puppy Chow is for dogs. Not Puppy Chow dog food. It's right there.

Puppy Chow like Midwest. That's Muddy Buddies. That's called the Muddy Buddy. Homie, we're in the Midwest. I don't know a god damn thing about Puppy Chow for humans. This is Muddy Budd buddy. No, yeah, homie. We're in the Midwest I don't know a goddamn thing about puppy chopper humans. This is money. Let me see it. Okay, this is called What not here? Yeah, this is a fucking buddy buddy. Well, it says people chow right here, by the way, that's okay That's a fun play. It's a fun play a fun play. It doesn't say muddy. Nothing. I've never heard it called that I just gotta try it. Well, no, it's delicious. I love gotta try it. Oh it's delicious, I love it.

Well you're not in California anymore, okay Blake? You're in the Midwest and here we call it puppy chow. I'm pissed now! Now let me try this stuff. It does not look like dog food, but I guess it kinda does. Dude, that's fucking good.

So anyways, imagine you puke that the next day. It's actually kinda pleasant. when I puked it I was like, yeah, I didn't mind breakfast cereal that again What do they call that a repeat when you burp and you like taste it? Is that called a repeat? They can take two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure and that's all just covered in in cocaine. That's crazy That's a really weird snack. There's a really expensive snack that we bought at the local Hy-Vee. Shout out to Hy-Vee food stores. Shout out.

I don't call them grocery stores anymore. I call them food stores. Hy-Vee is a very midwestern grocery store chain. And shut them out. There's a helpful smile in every aisle. Oh, is that their thing or did you just make that up? No, that's their thing. Where there's a helpful smile in every aisle. By the way, there's not. I went there, I'm asking this kid.

People hate their life. Yeah, and I'm like, hey man, do you know where the solo cups are? And he looked at me like I'm a fucking asshole and he goes, no, I don't know, dude. It's my second day. Oh man. I remember how this started out as like love it shout out to them although fuck them and he also treated Oakley's off was he wearing Oakley's? He should have been.

It's all about these big beers huh it's all about these big beers and how loud you're gonna get when you drink your big beers that's the sporting event yeah admittedly big beers and how loud you're gonna get when you drink your big beers. That's the sporting event. Yeah, admittedly big beers are way more fun than small beers. Hey, yeah. That's what sports are to you guys. That's what sports are.

I'm still gonna send it. Wait, at tennis they also have big beers. And by the way, I don't disagree with you about how I do think sports can and should be just loud the whole time or whatever. Okay. It's part of the game. But this one's not. I know. And that's probably the reason why it's not

my number one sport. It's probably the reason why I think Happy Gilmore. I need to be heard. Happy Gilmore changed the game of golf. He made it rowdy. He made a fun atmosphere. I know it's a fictional character. Yeah, but then by the end of the movie, he was quiet and he was putting. He also learned.

No, by the end of the movie, the big thing falls down. But golf has changed. Like the younger crew of golf, like Ricky Fowler. Okay, go off. His nickname is Big Dick Rick and everyone screams that after he hits and and everyone likes it At least I kept screaming that with my big big giant beer Here's the thing those people are just trying to get heard on television they don't give a fuck about the sport They're just like shouting something to be heard on television when their friends watching Adam might have gave him a new nickname. He's like, what is?

Maybe I got on TV finally. Big dick Rick. No, that's what someone told me that that was his nickname. And so, and then he loved it. He was like, yeah. I talked with him afterwards. He was like, I was like, did you hear me? He's like, yeah, heard you.

Yeah, Tiger Woods nickname was huge cock tiger. Tiger cock. Tiger cock. Tiger cock. Nickname was huge cock tiger He loved it he ate that shit up I have no beef with our tennis I just wouldn't give it best sport my favorite sport. I don't know my favorite sport This is my favorite sport to watch on TV. I thought you said that sport is my favorite sport to watch on TV. I thought you said that. We're turning up the heat on the newest episode of All the Smoke. Vice president and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris pulls up to the show to discuss her historic presidential run.

Most people have ambition. They have aspirations. They have dreams and they are willing to work hard. And if we give people the opportunity to actually meet those goals, they jump for it every time. Matt and Stack will be diving deep into the journey that brought her here, her vision for the future and the real stories behind the headlines. Make sure you check out all the smoke with vice president Kamala Harris out now.

Listen today on the black effect podcast network, iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Predenti. And I'm Jeme Jackson-Gadston. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline, a new podcast from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts. When you're just starting out in your career, you have a lot of questions. Like how do I speak up when I'm feeling overwhelmed? Or can I negotiate a higher salary

if this is my first real job? Girl, yes. Each week, we answer your unfiltered work questions. Think of us as your work besties you can turn to for advice. And if we don't know the answer, we bring in experts who do, like resume specialist Morgan Sanner.

The only difference between the person who doesn't get the job and the person who gets the job is usually who applies. Yeah, I think a lot about that quote. What is it like you miss 100% of the shots you never take? Yeah, rejection is scary, but it's better than you rejecting yourself. Together, we'll share what it really takes to thrive in the early years of your career. Without sacrificing your sanity or sleep. Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I've been thinking about you. I want you back in my life. It's too late for that. I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. One session, 24 hours.

BPM 110, 120. She's terrified. Should we wake her up? Absolutely not. What was that? You didn't figure it out? I think I need to hear you say it. That was live audio of a woman's nightmare. This machine is approved and everything?

You're allowed to be doing this? We passed the review board a year ago. We're not hurting people. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm. Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, right now there's a person with some things over there. Wow, we got some props coming in. Yeah, Zach made us all t-shirts. He's christened everyone the divine among angels I will say like I was a little worried that Zach was like in charge of getting all this stuff done easily just a surfer bro a little like but look at this guy yeah prepared as hell

game over Uh oh, game over! Look at this! Game over man! And we're wearing this to Michael's Pizza Hut No bottoms on too, this is just his pants Yeah, I'm a little disappointed at how few dicks I've seen

Zach's had his dick out last night Full free yesterday, non-stop! He went skinny dipping last night Oh yeah, I did see your dick, I just remembered Didn't you go skinny dipping too? Your dick is forgettable, dude. That's good. It's burned into my memory.

It's a non-starter. You got a nice looking cock, Zach. That's what you want. You want a forgettable dick. Yeah. You got a botched circumcision? You don't want everyone to be like, it's so small, you remember that.

Now I'm kind of remembering it. Yeah, you want to just be like, that's a dick. I've been told I got a great, great dog. Like, you want to just to be like that's a dick Like that's the gold standard of circumcision is your dick moving on You were snipped well great, I wonder do you know who did it do you have his name or hers I was in the forest Wow Wow. Adam's looking good. So guys, if you're just tuning in at home, he's wearing all sorts of bachelor party work. Same vagina forever. Same vagina forever, baby. Get cozy.

Wow. We're back! I love it. So you have to jerk off and ejaculate 25 times in order for your wife not to get pregnant when you have sex with her. Yeah, yeah. In order to reach the blanks in the clip, you know what I mean? To fully clean the pipes out, as they say. Yeah, exactly. Empty the clip.

As people say. That's cool, man. Yeah. But I cannot jerk off for the next seven to 10 days, which is really, really a huge bummer for me. Really hard for you. Wait, wait, wait. Good luck.

Yeah, yeah. Good luck. Yeah, this was a huge bummer. Like, I thought that I was going to be chilling at home, like just getting rid of 25 of the clips, or 25 of the bullets. Just the two of us. And it turns out it's not that.

You actually just have to lay in bed and get hella vibro and fucking not jerk off, which is like a... So do you, when can you start blasting off to the moon? And how quickly are you gonna try to go through these 25? Are you gonna say, yo, let me set a land speed record and blast off 25 in like two or three days? Yeah, are you going to go nuts?

I don't know. I mean, it's going to be. Or are you going to say, I'm going to spread this out over a couple weeks? A land seed, a man seed record. Thank you. Man seed record. Give it to him, Blakey.

Yes, points. Got him. I feel like this is going to be, I'll be able to like right around the Ozarks trip Yeah, if you don't do it on a kneeboard private masturbation chamber much Chloe Kyle has to jerk off 25 times at my bachelor party. I got a tent from Amazon. It's like a $45 tent that you can throw.

And then it just sets up and it's like a one man tent. So I figure I'll just kick it in that. Cool. So like any time you get the urge anywhere throughout the city, you throw the tent down and start. It's 100 degrees and that was awesome. It's 100 degrees. And also my parents live on the side of a hill yeah

so it would be very hard to set up a tent I can do this in a room like is that a challenge I can do it anywhere I do want you to set it up in a room what the room that we're all watching men in black in on repeat yeah no one's going in that room anymore and you just go into this room and and jerk off Yeah, but I'll be in my own room in the room. So that's the place we all go to watch movies quote-unquote Yeah, you're really gonna need the thing to erase our memories Isaac woke us up at like 10 30 being like, hey, just so you know, this is our manager, Isaac.

Just so you know, he was at the bachelor party. That's how close we are to Isaac. He saw his penis. Let's give him his flowers. I saw Isaac's butthole, 50-year-old man's very white, pink butthole. And he woke us up at like 10 30 and was like yo the podcast starts in like 30 minutes and we were all like no It doesn't and then at noon we finally got it going and boy were we firing last. Yeah, were we?

And thanks for all those DMs I remember the whole thing you Kyle you ate an egg with your bare hands. That's how fiery we were I was so fucking hungry bro speaking of scheduling nobody scheduled breakfast for a bunch of hungry ass, dude We talked about that too. That one's on Dennis Devine. Yeah. Yeah, we did Yeah, how's Johnny Depp doing see hanging in there Johnny Depp he's been out of the news for about decade I think hey, we've got some Hollywood gosh No, that's not that's not at all true. What's up like in all kinds of hot water because of uh He's been out of the news for about a decade now. I think he's just been in hiding drinking wine

What it was something like he had like a $2,000 a day wine habit. It's more than that. I think it was $20,000 or $30,000. It was $30,000 a month, I think, of wine. Yeah. Which is so cool. That's so much wine.

He took his Pirates of the Caribbean character way too seriously. He got lost in the sauce. It is crazy that Chloe was like, holy shit, Ders and Emma have been married for 10 years and you're not even married yet. And I was like, oh, I didn't know it was a race. I mean, everybody lives life at a different pace. Come on. Yeah.

I was like, it didn't even dawn on me that you're winning the game of Lifeturs. What's crazy is on our anniversary every year, on our anniversary, M&I, we always go, another year, Adam's not married. We clink our drinks and then, I know what she's talking about. Yeah, still ahead. Damn.

That's amazing. That is crazy though, 10 years, it doesn't seem that long ago, it just seems like, I remember very vividly, like being drunk in the fountain, like pushing each other in the fountain, you know, like a drunk idiot. And then watching, yeah, there was a fountain

there and you and Emma were going to bed and this is like back at the hotel and we were still like tying one on and you and Emma were going, you guys like, okay, good night guys. And we're like literally like slipping and falling, climbing on top of this fountain. I remember this. This is the water fountain,

and they were like, Jesus Christ, don't break anything, we don't wanna buy it, and we're like, bye, love you guys. I did like how the festivities kept going, even though we went to go pass out, because we'd just been glad handing and drinking all night, people were still raging and getting lost and stealing bicycles from the hotel to like, go somewhere. I remember that. Bogeys. Bogeys. Dude, I have, I have a story about that from my

wedding too, that involves you, Adam, because like we shut bogeys down. Yeah, we did. Like we stayed until they're like, okay, you guys got to go. And how would you describe bogeys as an establishment for the people out there who don't know what it is? Well, I to me it feels like a bunch of Well to do Divorces that are either trying to become swingers or they are Swingers, it's just like old ladies with big hard tits and guys with giant collars on their shirts Yeah with big hard tits and guys with giant collars on their shirts. Yeah. And big chains.

And chunky wallets. Divorced dads with button downs that have like dragons stitched on the back. Yes. And then also like young, like looking for sugar daddy type situation ladies. Yes. Yeah. So that being said, it's fucking awesome.

It's hilarious. It rocks. It's the sickest, the most fun environment to go get fucked up at or just have a great time Marissa and I were sober at our wedding and it's in Westlake, California. That's right. Very wealthy part of Los Angeles so you have Great clientele there. It's just awesome to watch So we shut it down and everybody was leaving and I was like, okay

See you guys Marissa and I were leaving, walking to our honeymoon, or whatever, marriage suite or whatever, about to get it on the bang zone. Wait, you guys got the wedding suite? We couldn't. We got the wedding suite. We couldn't get the wedding suite. And we got the wedding suite and you know what?

What is this, freaking white lotus? Come on. You know what? Fucking Kanye and Kim had to stay at the other hotel. What? Wait a minute. Because we booked it in advance. They were like, this is normally their suite.

You bounced Kanye and Kim? Yeah, we did. Bad bitch. We did. Whoa. So here's the breakdown. Everyone got in Thursday night. We got very, very drunk, passed out.

Woke up the next morning, did the podcast. It got very, very drunk, passed out, woke up the next morning, did the podcast. It was pretty uneventful, that podcast, because we hadn't done most of the Baxter party activities. We just got really drunk the one night. And then we're hung over for it. And we're like, someone pissed the bed. And that was the main event. We talked about that too. Hey, we're lucky that happened. Hot way to come out. And somebody, you had barfed already. Right. I had already, I had pre-barfed the night before

you guys even got in because me and my two best men, Zach and Kyle, got in the day before and aggressively chugged beers. I puked the day before. So yeah, we limped into that podcast, but then the real festivities began. We jet-skied all day. Yes, we did.

Then we took the boat out. I thought we were just getting gas. No one had a credit card. I'm the only person with a credit card on them. So we go on the boat and then suddenly it's like, hey, let's go to the bar. And I'm like, okay. And then we go to the bar. There's like 15 of us and I'm the only one with the credit card.

So I bought us all drinks. You're welcome. Flowers for me. This is the way. Is that why I had to taxi these dudes across the lake? Yeah. We were on jet skis, Blake and I, and then we couldn't, you're not allowed to like tie up a jet ski there, at least so we were told.

So we had to go back and kick it. But Kyle. Which you totally can. You totally can. Yeah. I did learn how to tie up a jet ski after about the third taxi ride I figured out how to do it and I'm like, okay, this is tight, dude I'm like a boating dude now, but I also don't think we had ties you came with ties, correct

The ties are in the seat. That sounds real The ties are in the guys and now we know so we go to this other we go to this pool bar And that's when shit starts to get out out the city of Chompton, right? It was a city of Chompton city of Chompton next door. Yeah. Yeah, Shady Gator Chompton Yeah, Shady Gators out of out. And so we were we got just Pretty fucking wasted over there and then by the time we stumbled out of there that Bachelorette party was like here take our pizza They're taking our they're giving us pizza. We're taking the pizza, we're leaving.

They chase us down to the dock, making us feel like rock stars. I think we showed us them their butts. I think maybe one nipple came out. I don't quite remember. You're skipping over. Allegedly. Well, yeah.

So much. I mean, you can hit the gas on this. We're seven minutes deep in the pod. You wanna draw this stuff out, man. Thank you. What was weird for me is that we were like, not really interacting with them so much. And then as we were leaving, they like chased.

And we're like, we have pizza. We're like, all right, we'll take some pizza. And then they were like, well, where are we all going? Out on the docks. And we were like, we're going. And then as we drove away, for no reason, they just started hiking up their bathing suits and slapping their butt cheeks at us.

Hello! Unsolicited. It's not for no reason, it's because we were the coolest party crew in the Zarks, baby! I mean, based on the Oakleys we're rocking, yes. Oh yeah, the outfits were great. Based on 15 guys rocking wraparound Oakley's no shoes. No shirts Well, I would like to shout out those girls cuz when they showed when they started that trend We immediately went back to our dock and then started like man. John

Entirely they got us horned out Oh, so it like it got into into your psyche. Yeah, really. The whole way back, you're bumping, and then you get on the dock, and you're like, you know what, I feel like I'm in China. On the way back, Blake's like, I'm just gonna jump off the front of the boat. And we're like, what?

We will drive over you. Yeah, you'll kill yourself. Yeah, I did that a couple times, and that was the only time where I saw Adam's dad be like, hey Blake, oh, you're gonna die if you do that. I'm gonna swim back. Don't do that. You swam around the back towards the prop

while it was going like a complete fucking idiot. No, I knew what I was doing. Bullshit, bro. I did. I know the length of my life. I heard about it and I got nervous. I heard about it and I got nervous. Fork a sow!

Blake is definitely the kind of guy to die during a bachelor party. Like he's the type of guy that is like, dude, I can make that jump. And we're like, you don't have to, you don't even have to jump. And then he will like leap for it and you know. You know the rest.

Yeah, he'll leap for it and then die. Right, you are that guy pal. You are that guy. I am that guy. I might've told this story, but when I was in Houston, we go on a walk and I accidentally, I got them an Airbnb.

Started jacking off. I couldn't help myself. No, I got them an Airbnb. Started jacking off. Exactly, I couldn't help myself. No, I got them this Airbnb and it was an expensive Airbnb who cost like 10 grand for the month. And I was like, okay, you know, that's gonna be a nice place for them to stay. Did they thank you for that by the way? No. And I'm waiting.

Well, when I see him at the wedding, mm. Yeah, let's crack some skulls. No, and they, waiting. Well, when I see him at the wedding, mmm, okay. Yeah, let's crack some skulls. I'll let him know. No, and they, but it actually wasn't, like it was like in the, it truly was in the hood. Yeah. Yeah. And so it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck?

Truly. And so we go on this hike and you like walk past like a legit, like a trash, what do they call that? A dump? Yeah, yeah. Like where they're like compacting cars what do they call that? A dump? Like where they're like compacting cars and shit and that's like where my mom walks every day. Junkyard. A junkyard and we walk past,

we go underneath this bridge and that's where she turns around and starts to walk back and there's a car park there and there's just a guy there and he's sitting in the car just alone staring ahead ahead, and then I see a top of the head, just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can we get it? Just chorg, just chorg-ing this man's dick. Chutney.

And I'm like, mom, what, you walk here every day? He's like, yeah. And I go, the guy's getting a blowjob right there. And she stops and looks and just goes, Goofy. Yes, points! That's tight. Yes, points. That's tight. That's the way it turns around and starts walking again.

I'm like, man, I love it. Yeah, that's the answer to a lot. That would be great if people just adopted that and just keep moving. It'd be all good. No more outrage, no more nothing. It's just like, this shit's goofy. Yeah, just like, that's goofy.

Anyways, I'm walking. I like that. By the way, my favorite part about the whole thing is how before you go, I don't know if I've told this story on the podcast. On any other podcast, you would know if you told that story before. It's kind of like 40 other stories.

Dude, my Snapchat memory is real. It's very specific to every other podcast. Hey man, it happened. I'm sorry mama. We come back over, we get to our dock and then for whatever reason, I think those girls like shaking their butt cheeks inspired us just to get butt naked on our dock. And then we were just ass out for, and boats are driving past. Like boats are people are skiing and they're coming for some more action. They're circling back. By the way, this is 5 30 PM full sun. This isn't, this isn't late at night. This is full.

The sun is up. People are out and about Friday on the lake. This is full the Sun is up people are out and about Friday on the lake That's what my mom said when she heard about it But anyways, I'm going to the that show tonight. I'm very excited about it. It should be fun. I'll be fun under stadium I've been saying we sir in years But I feel like I saw them like like three times like right out of high school Like just it was all Weezer'd say it ain't so yeah, it's hot shit Weezer Weezer tours I hosted the Weezer cruise. I'm sure I talked about on the podcast, but I hosted the Weezer cruise ship like

seven years ago or something which was absolutely absolutely insane to just be on a cruise ship with was absolutely insane to just be on a cruise ship with with like 2000 Weezer fans. It was awesome. That is heavy. A lot of hoodies, a lot of zipped up hoodies on that lot of zipped up hoodies. Everyone's very pale. Everyone's wearing Converse.

Right. Cool glasses. Yeah, a lot of cool glasses. Yeah, a lot of a lot of ectomorphs. They gave me the microphone because I was the MC of the like shit of the whole ship for the for the whole shit. Oh, yeah. You just walked around, right? Yeah. And they're like, here, you could talk in this is your god, Mike. You can talk to the entire ship whenever you'd like.

And I'm like, OK. And then I went to the casino and then I was like, hey, come on down to the casino. See me in the casino. And then I started losing money and like getting more and more drunk, and I'm like don't come to the casino They're taking all your money. I thought maybe Then they someone came and took my microphone away from I thought maybe use naked gun didn't took it in the bathroom Number two work for? God Mike, take the mic away. We took like a line up of butts or whatever. And PS,

I have the sickest speedo tan right now. It is proper. And then I just jumped off the dock in front of everybody and spread my butt cheeks. That was a good move. And then I just jumped off the dock in front of everybody and spread my butt cheeks The Ramones I was like, how do we up Annie here man? Yeah the form on it was exquisite I'm like if the rest of us tried that we wouldn't have been able to get our hands out there You get the full spread yours. It was like a diver level move and and I was very proud Yeah, I was.

Were you doing like the squirrel, the flying squirrel where you grab your ankles and your butt cheeks at the same time? Kind of, yeah. It was a Greg Loose anus. My dude! And that joke works there. It does. That joke specifically works there. Yes, points! I'm sorry, mama!

How is your cock feeling on a scale from 1 to 10? Right now, it's hurting. On a scale of excellent, very good, good, fair, or poor. Yeah. Poor. It's feeling poor. Really? It is feeling poor.

You got a poor ass dick. Yeah, it's feeling poor today because I didn't do the pain pills again today. I just, I decided to just do them yesterday and then today I'm like, I don't really want to. And how much weed are you smoking? Are you smoking a ton of weed, or are you eating a ton of weed? Are you self-medicating? I'm smoking weed, I'm smoking weed.

I'm smoking joint after joint after joint after joint. Okay. Does your dick look like a sick dog, kind of laying there, like, taking deep breaths and like? The dick and balls have become one, because I have a- I think they messed up. Because they have become one because I have a, I think they messed up. They have become one.

There's no discernible difference between the two. Oh my God. Because I'm wearing compression underwear to like keep it tight. And then I also have a jock strap on the outside of the compression underwear. And I have ice inside of the. When two become one And by the way the water in the lake was like 83 degrees. It was hot. The water was warm. So nice. Yeah Admittedly, it's so nice. I'll admit it

I had a thing about lakes before this weekend because I didn't really dig them because when I was a kid I remember seeing some snakes swimming around and like, oh boy. And I was like, fuck this. Kyle, great call though. What? I didn't even consider snakes in the water were there. But listen. No, I didn't see any, no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've never seen any there. I've never seen any here. What? What's the matter, Ders? What's going on? Whoa, hang on, hang on, Ders is raising his hand. Ders.

I went directly to a family reunion after this, helicobitus, and I told everyone I was in the lake of the Ozarks and they go Did you see snakes? No shit? And I was like no and they're like, oh there's snakes all over that lake. Oh fuck me that would have changed Everything for me. Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would have ruined it. By the way, I've never seen them my parents haven't seen them yet I'm sure there are but it's not like they're all of them like anacondas. How big are these fucking snakes? Yeah, what they're all anacondas like

nuclear power plants Yeah, they're all anaconda talking swallow ice cube hole. They're all Amazon level snake This is so weird. Well, wait, but what are they? Are they like water moccasins? I think there can be yeah But that's any lake or river This is so weird. Well, wait, but what are they? Are they like water moccasins? I think there can be. Yeah. But that's any lake or river. We're turning up the heat on the newest episode of All the Smoke. Vice President and Democratic presidential nominee

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Michael's Steak Chalet here at Lake of the Ozarks. Let's shout them out. Love this place. Thank you, Michael. I still love you. Man what an awesome restaurant to go to. Oh dude I had salmon. I fucking had salmon bro. Stop the presses. Stop the fucking presses.

Wait shut up. Shut the fuck up. Everybody shut the fuck up. Kyle you have the floor. What did you just say dude? I ordered and ate salmon. Let's go. Oh my god. This is huge. It's like the first time I've had any kind of a meeting like foreign change, you know? Maybe five.

Oh, okay. Now I'm understanding the reference. That's why I stopped the presses. It was like a big moment for me. Okay, so, Oroogaloids, feel free to slide into Kyle's DMs and bail on him. Let him know how you feel, if you feel fully betrayed or you still writing.

Yeah, let me know who's pescatarian out there if you dig the pescatarian lifestyle or what, because I'm highly considering it, because that salmon was bomb as shit. Yeah, salmon's good. Yeah, you should, dude. Okay. Yeah, you should yeah Yeah, you should you should be pescatarian and then slide into cheeseburger Then get back into red meat land cow chicken. It's a slippery slope

Yeah, then get some of them land cows man. It was really yummy I'm gonna say this the salmon there was fucking fantastic Yeah, absolutely Yeah And so we go and they have like what they call the wine house Which is like a separate bar restaurant just off to the side that is specifically for private parties So we had the run of the place There was no one around and we just got to throw down and we came in hot hot hot hot we threw down

I'm so freaking loose. We talked about what our manager did before Like he was the first one in the building and he goes right up to the waiter and waitress who were fantastic and he goes, look here guys, it's about to get wild. Just roll with it, okay? Don't worry about it. Dude.

Just, it's gonna get crazy, roll with it. And I was like, you what? Yeah, what is it? About to be a huge gay porno. Right. Well, it kinda was. About to be a huge gay porno. Right. I tell you, what kind of was? We'll get there. Oh my God.

We'll get there. But like, even before that, me and Austin rolled in because we took a little, his car over there. Right. And we talked to them and they were like, we were gonna set up this like Jaeger fountain but we didn't wanna go overboard. We didn't want you to think we were crazy.

And we were like, we looked at each other and we're like, are you fucking kidding me? Set that bitch up. Set that bitch up. Set it up now. The Jaeger fountain was pretty sick, although it smelled god awful. Well, everybody was just licking it.

Yeah, so like a full Jaeger fountain that just kept pouring Jaeger. So you would just stick your cup in. Yeah, it was just like a wedding where you would have like chocolate pouring out or something. Kind of like fondue. But it was straight up, it was just like a wedding where you would have like chocolate pouring out I was straight up It was the Yeager, baby. Yeah, and you just step your cup in so we took so many shots

Not even shots. We were drinking cups of Yeager my yeah So that's where it started and then we all you know, we're all sitting down We're ordering and then I forget who started I think it was Isaac. I think he took his shirt off. Like right after he ordered. He took his shirt off. I remember looking at him and being like dude, what are you doing? I'm not sure who started it, but if it's Isaac big big props to Isaac. Yeah, some shit's gonna run down. Yeah Well, he just told the wait staff that it's gonna get crazy So he was the only one with the shirt off and then I think it got interpreted as you know you taking your shirt off after you ordered. I don't know cuz he didn't order that early though. Yes. Well then

maybe we were justifying it with the person next to his ordering. The order started over there. I want to say it was Zack. I don't remember who started it. No, Zack was all the way over. Zack's probably justified it cuz he was on another one with Absurdities that night and it was fucking fantastic. I'm sure Zach came up with the take your shirt off so she knows you've ordered, which is essentially the pattern that we all fell into. It was the best.

So everyone around the table, the full like what, 17 or maybe 18 guys total. That men, full grown men, adult men, or that are too old to be doing this. When you ordered your food, you took your shirt off afterwards. And then it took the waitress so long to realize what we were doing until finally she was like,

oh my God, you guys are taking your shirts off so I know that you ordered, that's so sweet. And we're like, and she might have been fucking with us But I mean we're all too fucked up to even know if she was fucking with us or not Look at Blake like Blake is super skinny, but he works out and lifts fucking weights So like thank yous got muscle on there right, but if he didn't do anything He would just be a little skinny piece of shit. What'd they call you in high school? sperm afro fetus they call them fetus

fetus they called him fetus afro fetus And then you started lifting weights and you you punch the mirror and shit now He lifted that nickname away, then I found God right in the gym My iron Jesus What hotel which hotel was this was that we stayed at the Bogies place. You slept in Bogies? Oh, no, no, no. The Bogies place is the Westlake Village in Shout Out. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we stayed there in the top top. Yeah.

Nice. And it was sick. Pan hats. But so we're going there. We're about to go there and we're leaving. And Adam, I remember being wasted. Everybody was wasted. Yeah. Oh yeah. And so I go-

Check this out. Did I do that? And there's transportation. Everybody's like, And so I go. Check this out. Did I do that? And there's transportation. Everybody's like, have a great night. Knowing we're about to go. And I'm like, I'm in the hotel suite. Try to do good. I'm taking off my wife's shoes.

And I'm just, you know, we're getting romantic. We're doing the thing. She's asleep. Little foot rub. She's asleep. And it's like sleep attack. And I look down and it's like, I'm like, I'm going to sleep. I'm like, I'm going to sleep. I'm like, I'm just, you know, we're getting romantic. We're doing the thing. She's asleep. Little foot rub. She's asleep. And it's like sleep attack.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. And I look down and Adam's fucking calling me. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And so I screen it. I'm like, no, dude, not right now. And then I can see, I'm like, babe, here we go. Like, then it's like, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. I'm like, what the fuck?

So I screen it again. He calls me a third time. I'm like Marissa. Just hold on one second Let me see. I want to maybe I might be dying who knows this could be serious. Maybe he's dead Yeah, maybe maybe something happened. Yeah, so I pick it up and Adams like how the fuck are we supposed to get out of here? How the fuck where's the rides? Where's the fucking rides? I don't remember this at all. He turned into the men in black bad guy? Bro, it was the most wasted It was just like, I was like, what is going on?

But Marissa and I talked about that all the time. We talk about that all the time. You really made it memorable. On your anniversary, you talk about that and then you cheer? That's where you clink glasses and mention that. Yeah, it was nuts. It was absolutely nuts. I'm sorry about that, Kyle.

But I'm glad I gave you a memory that will last forever in your mind. I know, it's funny, you know, it's funny. And it still was just like, damn, bro. Is that the last time you took her shoes off for her? No, no, not at all, man. Not at all. That's something that I like to do.

Okay. Okay. Okay! Okay! Okay! She doesn't take them off. That's... Okay! That's my territory. I like that. Yeah, it's a nice thing to do.

When they're in the nice shoes, it's a nice thing to do for your wife. You help take off the shoes. And I should do it more. I should do it more. Sure, if she wants you to. Or maybe she's like, I can do this. I'm capable of taking my shoes off Please stop capable adult woman. Yeah No, I mean, oh Bogeys has she ever taken off your shoes. No. No, I take my own shoes

Okay And they were done with the surgery they were like when they were done with the surgery, they were like, when they were done with it, they were like, okay, cool, put your pants back on and get out of here. And I'm like, what about all this fucking iodine that's in my butt crack right now? What am I supposed to do with all this shit? Cause you just poured this.

And you were like, should the hot six year old nurse take care of that for me? Come on, finish me off. Should I just open up and and say can you clean it? You didn't say that right My hangover was so severe. It was a legit, I've barely had a two day hangover in my life. I maybe had like one or two of those ever.

This was like a legit three day hangover. And this is too much information. The third day, my body was so extended, like I had a distantly that wouldn't go down Your body was both extended and distended distended you were taller and your belly stuck out I was I was bloated for sure and I legit this is gross diarrhea For 40 minutes straight. Oh hold up. I haven't had diarrhea drops in a minute there it is the cause of diarrhea do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea you got five this dude has hell of diarrhea drops 40 minutes didn't stop

and are you sure that's from the alcohol or did you eat something that day? Yeah. Did you swallow a lake snake? No, I did. I like food sounded disgusting to me. I didn't eat anything. Well, it dehydrates you, right? When you dehydrate, you spray diarrhea. When that's like how it works. It's weird, but that's how it works.

The cause of diarrhea. Yeah. So it was like a legit three day banger for me, which I've never experienced. I was like looking up like, do I have alcohol poisoning? You did. You definitely did. Am I dying? That's what it is. The whole thing.

You did. I do like how they're like, I had alcohol poisoning. It's like, well, you drank poison. I bet everybody did. Oh, for sure. Yeah, I'm sure. The plane ride home was a living in a nightmare. Do you think you have like a...

I'm living in a nightmare. Oh, it's weird because the three days that we were there, right? That's all it was, was like three days felt like a nightmare. Do you think you have like a... I'm living in a nightmare. Well, it's weird because the three days that we were there, right, that's all it was, was like three days felt like a week. Oh yeah. Like the second day felt like a fucking, like three or four days. Well, cause every day had chapters.

When we had dinner and then after dinner, it was like fucking A. So it makes sense that you're gonna have a hangover for three days because you drank like for a week and a half in three days. But also we were being woken up at the crack of dawn to do podcasts. That is true, that did ruin everything.

What the fuck? No, you woke up at like noon and then the next day you woke up at like crack of noon or 1 or something like that. I think the appropriate time to wake up after extreme partying is two o'clock. Extreme. Two o'clock? By the way, I think I took a picture of Blake sleeping

cause this dude, we know, Blake will just sleep in the most insane positions you've ever seen. Like he'll just find a corner. Weird, wild stuff. He'll find like a piece of paper and put it over his face to sleep. Oh yeah, totally, I saw that.

He's like, oh, here's a dripping faucet. Maybe I'll just crawl underneath it and sleep here. Oh, this is behind the toilet. Sure. This is a good place just to nap for a while. Yeah. Like, it's never like a comfortable like, oh, this is a comfy rug. And here's a blanket and here's a little pillow. I'll just I'll just crash here. He slept next to a bed on the floor. Yeah

Sometimes that's a long crawl up top. Wait you did this time around you slept next to a bed Look how this looks like your sleep. Oh, that's not good for the knees right there The Sun was coming straight in through the window. Come on. I know but like your legs You're not even on like a side position. You don't. I woke up in my feet. There was no blood in my feet. I was gonna say, you're cutting off circulation. Like that's your cutting off circulation. Hold up, look at this dude's socks.

The socks are like half on. My feet, my heels started to get. You pulled your socks halfway off. He sleeps heels out. My heels started to get hot. These two got hot heels started to get hot So anyways you get on the island and everyone's like dude watch out for the deer there And I'm like what do you what do you mean by that and they're like there's thousands of them on that island And I'm like us. Okay. Okay. I'm sure

No joke dude every day like Chloe posted on her story the other day about it might still be up on this giant buck like this big buck this 10-point buck comes right up to me and I'm like grilling and have like food out and he just stands like his brother like literally like this close to me this fucking buck and I like hand him a strawberry and I he's like eating horns and shit yeah with the horns and shit yeah check it out yeah and is eating strawberries like out of my hands, and then I find out that strawberries kill deer I kill this deer in there. Are you serious? Yeah, dude? Yeah, I murdered a deer boy Wait really no no strawberries don't kill deer, and then I filleted you know See I was wondering if that changed your relationship with wildlife because what I

saw in the video was very poetic and beautiful. Yeah, it was touching. How did I miss this? Was it a story? It was. Yeah, but it was Chloe's. It wasn't mine, it was Chloe's. Yeah, he saves all his emotional...

It was right after the other hard seltzer ad. Yeah. I like how that's almost a burn. It was right after that commercial. She was paid for Just wasn't Ashley it just wasn't He's trying to diss my boys Ashley Just trying to bring it up so that you could do this, you know what I mean? Cuz I'm a homie we're team Ashland over here. Yeah

So we wrap up dinner meanwhile Atiba picked up the whole check for the dinner. Yeah. Did you guys know that? He was blackout. That was incredible. Thank you on Tiba. He didn't know that. I think he left both his credit card and driver's license there. Yeah I also think he did. Yep. Goofy. So big thanks to him. So anyways so we are wrapped up at dinner. Mm hmm. Paid for it. We're out. We're trying to see what we're going to do next. We're going to go to some bars on the strip area and Durs set

the two brothers into a car to go home. They were done for the night. They were finished. They were done. They were toasted. Cooked. And we were like, we still got a little, I mean, also we were all sauced up. They had extra sauce. They were done for. They were toasted and we were like we still got a little I mean also we were all sauced up They had extra sauce. They were done for they were done Yeah, they were like smothered in sauce and they were passing out while sitting there. They were smothered and covered lather. They were Yeager fountain drunk and so you did you uber them? So I go all right, let's cuz it was like for whatever reason we had to wait for them to go home

So we could go so we were like, all right, I'll get them an Uber. What's the address? No man left behind. A theme. And someone goes like one, one, two, three, four, whatever, whatever the street is, right? The address. Our street, yeah. K.D. Gator Lane.

And I go, all right, type and get in. And we're like, it fills in the address popped up. And I go, yeah, hit it. And then I read it back to people. Your dad said, yep. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure my dad just said, yeah, oh yeah, that's it. I don't give a fuck.

Later he kept saying his own address back to us, and we're like, dad, that's not your address, and he's like, what'd I say? And then he would say it, and then we're like, well, you got it right that time, but the first time you got the numbers wrong. Yeah. And he's like, oh shit. He also got the, what it was a way or a court wrong. Right. Right. He got that part wrong. And later on, when I was like court, he's like court,

I'm like, no, that's, that's a real thing. It's on the other side of the lake. 40 minutes away. So we put them in an Uber, they peace out, we go hit the strip, and I remember being on the bus and getting to like that they had already arrived within I think 15 minutes or 17 minutes. And it's like a full 30, 40 minute drive back to our place. I was like, Oh, well, maybe this local dude knew like a route. A shortcut. That's what I thought. I was like, okay, maybe we didn't even take a fucking half hour to get place. I was like, oh, well, maybe this local dude knew like a route. A shortcut.

That's what I thought. I was like, okay, maybe we didn't even take a fucking half hour to get here. Right, maybe he took the lake. Do you remember that the trick that you could do with a Sobe bottle when they were glass. Okay, let's hear it. And you could fill it up to a certain point,

like to the bottom of the label, and then hold it at an angle and take your hand and fucking pop the top of it hell of hard and the bottom would just fall out. The bottom of the glass would just fall out. Weird wild stuff. That seems like a bad kid thing. Yeah, Ders knows exactly.

You do? Ders, you know that? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, fuck yeah. It was the sickest shit, dude. I've never heard of this at all. No, it was like some cool elementary school school science teacher shit. Where's like watch? I'm gonna dip this banana in the nitroglycerin and then shatter it right yes

It was the perfect amount of pressure to just pop the bottom off this bottle, and it was just so sick Chicks dug it yeah It was kind of like a high school kid trick like you know like throwing lighters and exploding exactly right or how you would go To like Burger King and roll the straws up really tight and then flick it and pop them like exactly dude I was so good at that you start the like creamer coffee creamer on fire This is this is yeah Or you would take a bottle of alcohol and then put it as something like a cloth inside of it and then light it on fire and then throw it through your enemy's windows.

Yeah, exactly. Or you'd reach your dick and then you'd reach it around to your own butthole. What's up? Yeah, you'd take your dick and you'd take it to your own butthole and shove it up there. I remember that.

That was like a weird elementary school science teacher move. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like. Absolutely. Yeah, I remember that. But again, like Kyle said, chicks, target. Chicks love that, dude.

Chicks love that. No, no, we're just joking. We're joking. Hawaii rules. It's so good. It's the best. I love it. The weather's fantastic.

I went to a nice dinner last night. First nice dinner since like COVID. Did you tie the napkin around your neck? You're like, this is fancy, I'm tucking in and up here. You better freaking believe it, dog. Actually, you know what I did? I went to mama's fish house on the North Shore of Maui. Wait a minute, you didn't eat salmon again, did you?

Do you got a taste for the flesh now? I've been on a tear Bachelor party I have had oh, yeah, you got a taste for it. It's back Also, you said haven't been to a nice dinner yet Adam. I thought the dinner at your bachelor party was very nice shirts off Take our shirts off being very formal I got you. Yeah, and I had, let's see here, so since the bachelor party I've had salmon, I've had lobster, I've had ahi, I have had more salmon. Oh my God! And some crab, bro, some crab dungress.

I'm pissed now! Wow. Welcome. That's just the ocean spider. Yeah, that's true. I love it. That's awesome. So you're no longer a vegetarian, so you're back. I think I'm pesky. I'm a pesky guy Okay, so are we are we switching up the aruguloid moniker to pesky little bastards?

little bugger Buggers keep the aruguloid what this is. This is the pesky season. Okay Man, ooh season of the pesks. I feel like we gotta leave it up to the Arugaloids because this is a betrayal. So we get back to the house and Atiba and Akira are not there. Yes, they are missing.

The boys we sent home in, or Ders sent home in an Uber. All on me. Through Dennis D's beautiful direction as well. You two were the MVPs of that night. I'll take it all, I'll take it all. I felt horrible, so I was like, oh fuck. Yeah, that was a weird moment when you were texting the address and we're like,

is that the address to this house? Is that this house's address? It's like, no. Then he hits up us, the party and we're like, is that the address to this house? Is that this house's address? It's like, no. Then he hits up us, the party crew on the bus, and we were like, we've gotta go find Akko and Atiba. We weren't on the bus at that point. We were making some night moves. Night moves.

Night moves. What does that mean? Yeah, we went to some strip club. What? It was a super cutty one. It was like the real strip club clothes. And then we got there and we're like, oh, it's closed. And then there's literally like a shed next door.

Exactly next door. Exactly next door. Yes, points! Exactly or just next door? You are so dumb! It's exactly next door. I'm still hungover. We stood in line there. And also, it's everyone from the bar.

So we already kind of knew everyone that was there. We get in, paid the covers or whatever. We go in, we're there for like 20 minutes. And then Akko and Atibo, we find out that they're lost and then we're like, we gotta go find them. So we bail from there. We go to the neighborhood that we think that they're at. That we got dropped off at.

And we met you guys there, cause we took the, me and Goons took the 30 minute drive back over there. And then it was you guys in the party bus rolling up. And their phones are turned off. Done. Oh, they're dead. You're like, oh, do their phones die because they were DJing all fucking night? Exactly.

They drained the battery with half song. That's all I kept thinking. I was like, God damn it, if he wasn't DJing. The reason he died. Death by Spotify. If you just wouldn't let a song play, it wouldn't have happened. Dude, it was all hands on deck.

It was like weirdly emotional. It started to thunderstorm. It was like a fucking. Dude, we thought that these guys were murder. Well, cause they were hammered. They were hammered. Yeah, thankfully you hadn't seen Ozarks at this point bro boy yeah you would have been fucking so we're we're walking through this neighborhood while I'm sleeping like a baby go ahead

yeah by the way Ders is of no help I am not I told Kyle Walsh and I go yo I'll let me get my clothes back cuz I was already in bed I was like you know let me let me get my shit together and they're like no No, we got it like you gotta wake up and I go Good night I did I did couldn't sleep but I was just had to say it just had to say it And so we're walking through screaming these guys their names so loudly that I was hoarse the next day Like I couldn't talk the next day cuz I'm like screaming My chest like where are you? Our managers like going up to the address that we thought they got dropped off at

and like checking the doors. That was me. I did that shit because I was there earlier than you guys. And I had already pulled the doors just in case like, and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? This is the dumbest thing. But I can't believe we didn't get shot. What is it? It's like two or three a.m. Yeah, at that point, it was like three, yeah, for sure. Yeah, because we hit the pillow at like fucking 4.30

or something that day. Yeah, four-ish. I feel like we wanted the drama a little bit because- Well, Adam willed it, Adam willed it. You fucking willed it, you did it. I willed it. And so we were all like, oh yeah, he said it in the podcast, he said something.

That is true, wait, again, Adam said for it to be a true bachelor party, someone needs to barf, someone needs to get arrested, and someone needs to go missing. Check, check, check. We have two people go missing. That counts for the arrested. Yeah, there's no arrest, luckily. Yet.

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going, no man left behind. And we're like, we know we know, dad, but we don't know like what to do or where dad keeps going, no man left behind. I remember that. And we're like, we know dad, but we don't know what to do or where to go. We're at the end of our trail. And then he goes, you guys can go, just leave me. And we're like, what? No, that's the opposite of what you've been saying. He's like, just leave me here, I'll check all night. And we're like, well, no, we're all gonna leave.

Meanwhile, I don't think he's gotten off the bus at this point. Yeah. I think he's still sitting on the bus. In the way back seat. Yeah. I remember you and your dad, he was doing that, and you're sitting here like, shut up, you drunk old man.

You were starting to get mad at your dad. Like, dad, shut up. This isn't a war movie. Like, we're going home. Yeah. It's not a war movie, man. And so we end up, we going home. Yeah. It's not a war movie, man. And so we end up, we go home, we make it home around 4 AM. We're all exhausted.

We're wet. We're drunk. There's nowhere to be found. There's, there, they are nowhere to be found. We have multiple houses. My parents' house, a house that a neighbor let us use, and then an Airbnb. We checked all three homes. They're not here on my parents' little peninsula.

And so we're like, we have no idea. Hopefully they made a friend and they're sleeping at someone's house. Right, that was kind of the, that was the hope. Otherwise, dead. Yeah, and we're like, I have no idea. Or maybe they got a hotel. And we kept being like,

they're smart enough to just get a hotel. They're smart enough to get a hotel. They're adults. And so- Which is true. They are. We go to bed thinking like they're smart enough to just get a hotel. They're smart enough to get a hotel right there adults And so which is true they are we go to bed thinking that they're dead We wake up to a text of being like holy shit, bros slept in a barn last night last night was crazy 7 a.m.. Sorry about that photos of them sleeping in a barn holding each other shivering like on a tractor Which by the way was a block or two away from your house. From the house that they were staying in my house and the house I was staying at.

And it was like, they were two blocks away from that house. Yeah. And they came in at eight o'clock in the morning with fucking blankets wrapped around them, like shivering into my room. And I'm like, my room's not a common space or anything like that, but they bust open the door and they're like, Oh bro, you're still here. You're in here. And I'm like, you're alive. This is awesome.

But like it's fucking 7 30. I went to bed three hours ago and you guys are in here now and I'm happy you're alive, but also like now I've got kids, I'm not going to go back to sleep. I'm not hung over. So I was a little salty, but like, you know, it was all, it was also like now I got kids. I'm not gonna go back to sleep. I'm not hungover So I was a little salty, but like you know it was all it was also like so fucking happy that they were there It was a mixture. Oh so happy I was like I'm gonna wake up and either it's gonna be the best news ever and this bachelor party was a huge success and Something that we'll talk about forever, and it's super fun

And I love having these stories or it's the saddest bachelor party in existence The wedding has a moment of silence friends murdered the wedding has to have a moment of silence And we all only play songs for 20 seconds at your wedding We all like candles in their honor We're kissing 40 we better be able to fuck a pitbull. All right, I don't know dude We're kissing 40, we better be able to fuck a pit bull up, right? I don't know, dude. No, dude. Pit bull, you know, pit bull for real though.

No, pit bull will kill us. Maybe a Labrador? Could you fight a Labrador to the death? Pit bull, remember what you do with a pit bull? You start the finger up the butt. That's what you do. That's how you get it to release its jaws. I'm not fucking around.

But that's how you kill it. Every pitch of Kyle's is like, you finger the butt, then you start jerking the cock off. Okey doki. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I just said to get it to release. We died fucking. To get it to release.

Then you start jerking the cock off to release. I didn't say that. And then you're homey. And now are there any take back? Yeah. So what happened was the Uber driver took them to the place where I had sent them the wrong address. They knew it wasn't right. Good for them. And then they like, by

the way, they turned their phones off because I guess Atiba was mad at his phone. Did you hear that? Akko was. Akko was like, I was, yeah he was like, I was in a mood where I was just kind of like, my phone so they turned their phones off And then they but they took like a photo They did like a photo journal of their journey back. I think they like the guy a case of beer They're like outside the liquor store like this is a wind God Budweiser. Meanwhile, you guys are like Once I was back in right mind I'm like dude. This is a the Jefferson brothers They've been through fucking Everything I like how I was like am not gonna blow up anybody's fonts. I'm not gonna call their names

I don't care. They know it was epic. We can believe it out. We can bleep it out now. We don't need to they don't care They're alive. They partied super hard. We're not bleeping now so the dude the dude drives them all the way back to the peninsula and they get out and they're like, fuck, I don't know which house it is. And they like looped around. And I think the Uber driver was finally like, yo, we can't drive you guys around for like at this point. They've been driving around for hours. Oh, they did. Yeah, they're like we're looping around at least one hour, maybe two for sure. Wow. Yeah, and so the guy's like,

I have to drop you guys off. Thank you for buying me beers. And I think maybe he was drinking beers while driving in the car with these guys. Allegedly. It's Yozarks. By the way, I called him and left a voicemail with him and never heard back.

Nothing? Never. That seems like that would have been the most helpful person to be like, oh, I just dropped your bros off. Yeah, yeah. So they turned off their phones on and then bought beer and was like we're gonna do this off books for beer I don't know. Is that what they did? I don't know I just saw the pictures that told like their their journey and I was you can't be taking pictures if your phone was dead Yeah, and it's them. It's them walking through my parents neighborhood

By the way three blocks from the house that they could have slept in, from multiple homes that they could have slept in. Lot of beds, lot of empty beds. Yeah, Blake wasn't using his. Yeah, it was available. Goofy. Pfft.

They just walked around until they were like, we can't, it's also, it's pouring rain, it's lightning out. They're like, we can't do this, got to find shelter and they found like a shed crazy Like a machine shed that they slept in and curled up into a tractor and they took shifts. They took shifts They told me that when they were wrapped in blankets like dude, I did the first shift and then I was like let him sleep What does that mean? Like if someone in case the dude who owns the barn came in and was like, Here's another idea. Let's not do shifts.

Let's turn our phones on and call our friends. Bro, I don't even get that. At that point, they must have been dead, right? At that point, they must have been. But they're taking photos? Well, to be fair, the very next night, Akko took my phone. He thought my phone was his phone.

And then remember, I was like, where's my phone? Where's my phone? And everybody's calling my phone. Everybody knows we're on high alert where's Blake's phone I'll go ahead in his damn pocket well the rally for those two was truly incredible because the next day the next day right it's we have a whole more one whole other day oh and that day was epic so this was like the blowout Friday was the blowout day where we you know blasted it to the ceiling and we're like, okay

We got to do it. We did blast it to the ceiling still gonna send it. Yeah Classic phrase look out ceilings. We're blasting it to you Well, that's also yo That's why I fucking woke up so damn early and hit the jet ski so hard because I was trying to get some goddamn Z's. And we jet skied and then went to multiple lake bars where we just, you know, we're in those COVID infested pools. Oh yeah.

Adam, can I real quick just put your beautiful, bubbly, juicy ass in the hot seat for a second and get your opinion on something. Because I know you to be. Standing down sir, standing down. I know you to be a Coke Zero boy. Have you dabbled in the new red can with the black writing, the new recipe of Coke Zero?

I don't know if we can get this charged right now. We're trying to dismount the podcast, but damn. I know. Coming at me with all this fucking hot fire, dude. Put me in the hot seat just like this. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Bevy charged. Bubbly ass.

I'm allowing you to have a rip cord, okay? Yeah, dude, it is good. I don't, to me it's the can. It's the can. Yeah, it's good. I like how you just, bottom line, it's the can. It's the can. Yeah, it's good. I like how you just, bottom line, it's good. Let's talk about why and how. It is, it's good.

If you like Coke Zero, you like it. Right. God, so happy we're all alive. Yeah, me too. Big shout out to Dennis Devine for keeping it all together, for keeping Blake alive. Yep. Mm-hmm.

We were, when we were coming back from the second pool bar. Yep. Super spreader. And we were all pretty shit-faced at this time. We were passing around a jug of vodka. And we had a keg on the boat that we were pouring into each other's mouths and just chugging out of the vodka handle. We also met some really cool St. Lunatics at the pool who were really fun.

Oh yeah, they were maniacs. They kept sitting on my head. I thought I was going to break my neck. Who's Murphy Lee? Is that your... Yeah, yes, yes. Murphy Lee was there. These BB dubs were dancing and they were like, who's the bachelor party is?

And I'm like, mine. I'm just sort of like leaning up against something and all of a sudden I just feel like, donk, donk, donk, donk. Like on top of my head, twerking on my head. And then a waitress or someone had to, or the manager had to come over and be like, hey, no twerking, there's children here. And we're like, wait, there's children here?

And then you look over to the right, there's like a kids pool. Yeah, that was the weirdest part of the Ozarks. There was always a kids pool at these weird pool parties dude that was disturbing I didn't like that and those are working was where they that's where they drew the line Yeah, it's where they drew the line. Oh Good job, Adam you fucking you know the bachelor party kind of follows the bachelor and you were on it, babe Yeah, you brought the fury

Impressed and it takes a lot to impress me. And I was impressed. Chloe came in the day that you guys left. She came in Sunday and then she just watched me be the most hungover person she's ever seen in three days. And I have a big shout out to Chloe for not shaming me, like for for holding me like a child and nursing me back to health so big shout out to Chloe Bridges soon to be Chloe Devine there we go you know what I

think I'm gonna keep her that's a keeper yeah well guys thank you for listening to this absolutely insane episode we're pretty hungover. My mom's here. If you want to help say hi on the podcast. Wow. Hi. Hi. All right. Say something really funny. Something really funny.

Yeah. Oh shit. Classic. Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny. The jumps are in the jeans. Poo-poo-sou! Wow, that was sick. Oh, hell yeah.

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