This Is Important - Ep 161: Live from Cleveland: Things get STEAMY

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Live From Cleveland!  Today, this is what's important: Furniture, erotic fiction, the Cleveland steamer, team names, Bone Thugs & Harmony, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Would you rather get a hand job from Trump or Biden? I think a steamer is pooping on a chest. You had to have one boy band member who sort of looked like a wolf. Maybe if we fuck hard enough, the heat from our testicles will rise. Let's go. What happened? He hit somebody on the face.

He hit somebody on the face. Wow, dude. He hit somebody on the face. Oh my god. Cleveland. Wow. So if one of them hit him, Cleveland. I just want to say Cleveland I thought that was like a gladiator from ancient times

Cleveland Basically, I know. Ron James. That's the key Yeah, dude. Alright. Cleveland! This is for you! I love it. So if you got here with the buzz ball, we've got some paperwork for you. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry about that. Oh yeah. Admittedly, be cool about it. I'm glad that you do most of the throwing because I don't want to get sued, but yeah. I had actually never considered it. But our fans are cool. They're new. They're tigious.

Right. Nobody's going to pull up a picture of the work. They'll take one on the nose for Blake. Yeah, for us. I'm like the one not in movies. So you sue me. I just give you my fucking jersey. Yeah.

Which, every crew guy that it works in this theater was like sick Jersey. Yeah, I feel good I feel powerful in my browns jersey Oh, yeah, that's just a lean back on these couches I like our setup here. This is a really... So, we're sitting on a psychopathic couch up here. Yeah, these are... The fabric is insane and Adam, for some reason, somehow loves it.

Dude, I love it. I don't know, I feel like it's holding just so much history, I guess. Yeah, if you rub it right, the smells will seep out. Yeah, well, we'll smell all of the secrets. What's super weird is I don't want to rub this, but I am rubbing it. Well, I mean, rubbing it is like very central. Thank you. This was like the nicest, sticky, the nicest dentist lobby in the 80s in Cleveland. These couches are from there for sure

When orthodontist was Yeah, did you guys over fuck your furniture Wait, my god is pillow is a pillow considered furniture. No, right? No, that's more of like What are pillows pillows? Is a decorative a kutramon a kutramon? What are pillows? Pillows is the... Are they decorative... Acoutramon?

Acoutramon? Are they coming in? They're not furniture, but they're definitely... Furniture for your head. Specifically for your head. Yeah. Well, Kyle, are you saying you fucked a pillow? Pretty hard.

Oh, well... Yeah. No, and Kyle, I get it. We're in front of a few thousand people. You're a little nervous, but it proves it into us if you fuck your pillow. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, there's a time in every boy's life when you rub on pretty much everything, right? That's my favorite tree. No, but I mean, not me.

Not everything, not everything. Not me so much, but I knew one of us would have a fun story about like in a pillow I know you have fucked furniture. I haven't fucked furniture. You fucked a couch Okay, well wait out me in front of all my new friends. Wait. How do you know this about him? This is a tail is all the time No, he's he fucked this couch while we were doing sound check That's why I kissed up. That's why it's sticky over here. I, he fucked this couch while we were doing sound check. That's why I kissed up. That's why it's sticky over here. I didn't fuck this couch. In an episode of Worker Hall I said fuck the couch. You did? No, that was just we were filming. I had the camera out and we cut it into an episode. We had to write around. I did have to save a lawsuit. My friend who I won't

say his full name because I don't you know obviously he Austin Anderson He's a comic he's a funny guy, but he used to Fuck his furniture dude really yeah, his couch. I'd like go to sit on a couch, and he's like oh Jesus Like couch in his basement. He's like don't not that one. I'm like what he's like I I was like, how to do this, and he's like, don't, not that one. And I'm like, what? And he's like, I fucked that cushion earlier.

You know what though? I will say, and I don't know if this has happened to you guys, but when you go to like a furniture store, like I remember walking into Ikea back in the day a lot. And just shoving stuff up your ass. No. It's the Swedish people. That's a, that's a turkey boys.

Anyway, I would just get boners, like walking around. And I don't know if it was because I was like nesting and like, I don't know what it was, but it was like biological. Wow. Or if it was just like, the Swedish people. What an old order you were, you were felt like you were nesting. Well, what is buying furniture if it's not nesting?

It's got to be, if you're IKEA, it's got to be like college age or something. Yeah, it was like my 20s. Yeah, you're getting your dormitory all set up, right? That's the oldest thing. You're the oldest person I know. Right. IKEA wasn't around.

When you were back then. In your 20s. Yeah? In the 1920s. Yeah. When this was built, this theater. Yeah. Yeah, there was pain at that 100 years ago.

When you were in your 20s, you nesting and buying for I feel like I go like to furniture. I didn't go buy your you're missing my point. I wasn't saying you know what I got to do some nesting. I'm going to go to IKEA. I'd go hey I just rented a department it's empty. I need furniture and what I'm saying is the biological like like the little spark that would go off that's like oh are you nesting? You probably need to be popping a boner. Right. Because you're building a family, you're building a home.

You were probably way more fertile during that time as well. Yes, I'm trying to go net geo with this. Yeah. Are you following? Are you following that? Are you following? I'm trying to be like animal planet about it all. And like, on the next level, it's not just about the boner, it's about the evolution of humans.

It's about what caused the boner. The cause of the boner. The cause of the boner. The cause of the boner. The cause of the boner. The cause of the boner. The cause of diarrhea. What is the cause of my boner?

Wait, if you are constantly getting unwanted boners, is that boner, Rhea? How points yourself? Go ahead and get your socks on. ahead. Point on the board, baby. Yeah, counting. Limbristed swish. Yeah. Okay, well, I remember in high school, that's fine. We would do that.

Oh, as like a swish, like nailed it. And my dad is like, what the fuck are you doing? Right. Swish, like, yeah. It was dad is like, what the fuck are you doing? Right. Swish, like, yeah. Swish girl, it was just me always just being like, hey, my dad was not about. Known homofold, my f**k. Jordan!

So I don't think, I don't think I ever fucked a pillow like to completion. I just want to, I think I just, I'm just going back through the mind and I feel like I don't have a memory of like you didn't go to Completion what'd you go to no, I think I just rubbed up against it with my crotch area. Well, I've done that then too Well, okay, so that's I've offered dude. I've laid on a couch before yeah, and had a and humped it He hasn't laid on it too completely

I might have was flexing my butt cheeks and it might have looked like I was humping it. Oh, okay. I might have been flexing butt cheeks and it looks like I'm humping, but. So there was other people? Was this a performance? Or was this just for you?

Yeah, friends and family. Right. Yeah. There was a family reunion. It was Thanksgiving. Penny's like, everybody gather around. We want to show you what Adam learned Just me on a couch at 14 years old Adam mind if I join you on the couch. No

Now he's no grandpa. This is my spot now. Are you humping that couch? No, no, I'm flexing my butt. She just looks like that I'm flexing my butt. He said it just looks like that Now when you were humping this pillow and Austin Anderson was fucking his cat. Yeah, I'm part Austin Anderson Are you done? Are you doing this in the nude or this is over the pants? I mean I think it was over the pants I think I was humping me to her. I think of a memory. You haven't smoked all your brain cells away No, they're not all gone. It was just a hump. It was a hump probably through underwear. I don't remember the part of it.

He once got busy in a burgricking bathroom. Yeah, it's a hump. That's cool. What kind of underwear are we wearing? Like, is this like silk boxers? Because if you... Every guy went through like a one or two or maybe more, you freaks silk boxer phase. I wore when you just got one pair and it was like a little while

I did I went through a a very specific Joe boxer with a lot of smiling faces Okay, Joe boxer boxer briefs with you Those feel good old Navy shit you guys fuck with some old Navy boxer breeze. No Oh, dude dude you're not in Western huh no I'm not I did have this crowd fucks with some old Navy boxer yeah they do hey not cool you was 2002 dude I just threw out like maybe six months ago turn of the millennium. Boxers. Right.

That it was 99 with a slash through it 2000 and then fireworks on the boxers. Right. Oh man, Chloe, my wife was like, what the fuck are these? Yeah. And I'm like, there are, babe. Yeah. Didn't take.

You got to frame those. You put them on Grailed. You had Y2K boxers. Yeah, dude. That's fucking cool. Why did you show K-Pos to me? That sounds cool. I know you could have resold them. Those would go for a fortune on Etsy. I fucking blew it, dude. You did blow it. But you never had silk boxers. You never had those? No, I don't think if I did I ruined them immediately. They were so yeah. Well, that's a you had a pair., I don't think. If I did, I ruined them immediately. So you had a pair? I had them. I wore them till they were full.

Do you ever have a silk pair? A pair of silk boxers? No, that's like what emperors wear. Thank you. That's what you think. And then you go to TJ Maxx and you go, oh, these are $9. Yeah. It's not a big deal. I think I had a fucking money bags.

Yeah. Yeah. Do $9 when you're, how old are you wearing these so bad? Are you buying your underwear out of your lawn mowing money? No, like your mom's buying your underwear. My mom in a million years wouldn't buy me $9 boxers when I was in seventh grade. She'll be like, we're going to Old Navy. Yeah. It's going to look like a goddamn tablecloth and you're gonna have them for 25 years

Dude I remember when I had the silk boxers like we'd walk around the house in our box at all time I kept popping out. Yeah, that's what happens Like science and by the way like I know you're feeling left out So you're hammering hard with the old Navy and it's working, but I'm seeing through it all, and if you want, I'll get you some silk boxers. I will look up. On the next, on the next.

But the time we make it to Columbus, I want to be feeling that silk, seeping into my butthole. You should. But so after my, after my dig kept popping out, I asked my mom to slow them all up. So my mom sewed up all my boxers for me so my dig wouldn't flop out. Well, I'm wearing the flaming. You constantly joke about how tiny your penis is. But that's why I do that's the joke.

I mean, it's not, okay, so flop maybe is, I guess, it's a saying flop. I know I shouldn't say flop. flop is a big word. That's the wrong, that's not okay. So flop maybe is I guess it's a saying flop. I know I shouldn't say That's a big word. Yeah, that's the wrong. That's a hefty word. But it kind of just poked out. Okay Yeah, then the nub wiggled free A little peak a little peak and a little birdie out of the birdie house Mom stop looking so about little birdie out of the birdie house. Mom stopped looking so much. Wait, mom stopped looking?

Yeah, because it was around the house. That's why I got embarrassed. Well, usually I wore shorts over the box when I was in the kitchen. I found my family. Neither here. Really? I didn't have sisters, so it was just like,

two out? It was just dudes in underwear. And Dix or floppin' out? So your It's just surrounded by little boy Dicks all day long Yeah, yeah, yeah, lots for hopping and popping and poking and doing the thing. She's like, please put your fucking baby cock away No, yeah, she's so to mom No, I feel like mom was about to say like moms are cool with cocks Yeah, that's why we're here. That's how we got here.

Yeah, give it up for moms. Let's give it up for moms. The best part about this podcast is like, this is our first time doing it live, right? So it's so fun going, doing it live and looking out into the crowd and seeing the people that obviously listen to the podcast and then seeing the people that just knew that the War of the Hullix guys were going out on tour. Right. And they're like, what the fuck is happening?

Yeah, what's going on? There's like, there's like 33 meetings up there that are like, what the fuck is happening in our temple? They came out and just talked about fucking the couch that they're sitting on for like the first 20 minutes. Yeah I suppose if you were gonna fuck a couch the second couch the fuck What he got a fart came out of it from the dude right here in the light James come feel this Yeah, okay, why what did he say tell me if you would ever want to fuck this couch?

I think if there were a couch. I would So soft. Do you know how funny would it so soft? No, it's not This does try to get points and you're not getting them Is this a cool look by the way This guy's nesting so hard right now just walk around like this. Yeah, he keeps his silk underwear folded right on the top of that So you look like a super unenthusiastic pizza man Do the only disappointment of this couch is I wish when you lifted this up there was like a 1973

Penthouse right. Oh, yeah, oh with a mega club magazine. I said club magazine. Is that a thing? Yeah, club is a thing. What's club? Like, like, like, club was expensive. Club is the silk underwear of porno. Well, you know, you can durs or folkwear like them. They were like the tinier magazines, right? They were like a little tinier. I thought they were just like way more pornographic. They were like the size of a boy's life magazine. Okay. They're like a highlights magazine size. Why? I've thought that they weren't they like kind of shorter

and stubby. Like a little theme. Like a worn-o-seam. I kind of liked it because I'm like, this is me as a magazine. There you go. I think that was one of my first, I remember being at a, we talked about this the other night,

but I was, I was at a, oops, a convenience store with my mom. And for whatever reason, it was just, I level the little magazine and I opened it up and it's just hardcore porn-o. Yeah. When I was like seven years old and I'm like, I'm a change man. Yeah, your boobs are huge. What do you guys think? Remember how they had something called

penthouse letters, where it was a lot of like erotic, like you had to read? Erotic fiction. I'm like, who's waiting for this? Dude, I love them. Yeah, I'm a big fan of erotic fiction as well. You're a huge erotic fiction fan. The pillow humper.

This checks out. I think I, Jitli. I remember when I got into erotic fiction because the internet wasn't fast enough. Adam, you still with him on this? The internet wasn't fast enough. You couldn't really watch movies. That was right. So it was like worst. It was too loud.

And you're in your parents' basement. And it's just like as soon as they hear like, and you're forgetting the fact that like just magazines with pictures exist. It doesn't have to be word to the magazine. But then there's evidence that your mom will find. Yeah, I don't know. It was like, I forgot. Mom's can't read.

They're too busy dealing with all the little dicks in their house. My bad. Goodbye. Dude, you know I tried to write erotic fiction for a minute in college. I, yes, yeah. Yeah. At OCC, our community college at Blake Highland, I met at and or I met them. No, we met each other.

You met you as well. No, you met each other, but you guys didn't meet. Oh, no, Blake and I already knew each other. I don't go through our whole fucking history right now. I'm just saying we met each other. Correct. I wanted to clarify. And they would say jobs lab area. Remember that?

Like a job fair? Yeah. It was like a lab that you could go in and they just had shit all over the wall saying like you can mow yards or clean pools or do whatever. Yeah. Shoot for the stars. This is a community college. That was a community college. Yeah. And one was you could write a rotic fiction for Penn House magazine.

And I'm like, fuck it. Sign me up. I wrote two stories and one story was, one story was, you're on a hot air balloon and the guy falls out. The guy who's working the gas. Oh, damn. And so now you're just floating into the epithet and you don't know how to land it, so you just are fucking. Nobody's fucking.

All right, it's time to fuck. It's you just start fucking. Nobody's fucking. All right, time to fuck. It's a pretty good story. It's very exciting. Nobody fuck, they just fell out of a hot air balloon. No, no, they were fucking. It's like, crap my dick. Should we learn how to fly this thing? It can't be that hard.

No, no, no, no, no, no, let's fuck. The fire went out. We have to heat the air with our bodies. Right, if we fuck hard enough, the heat from our testicles will rise. Our testicles. Our testicles. For the record, you've spent it.

And now, what twist? Our testicles. Our testicles. You've never specified what it is. Yeah, no, you do. Well, yeah, did you? I guess that's right. I didn't specify.

Penhouse magazine. You can also heat from our bodies, you know. Or testicles. Cleveland! Cleveland! Look at that big dick up there. Cleveland! Oh yeah! Look at that big dick up there. Look at that big dick up there. Yes, what? Oh, okay.

Cleveland! Oh, yeah. And then you had to write two stories. You had to write like a little sample. A portfolio? A portfolio. So the other one I wrote was a couple was a jet ski. And the jet ski model got stuck and it's going full speed.

What is going on? And then they just started fucking. So I have a question about the, I have a question. Are you, are your stories ending with, and then they started fucking, or are you describing? Are you describing the fucking? It wasn't the ad. Yeah, you're right.

They weren't that good because it was mostly just like a life or death situation. Right. And then they fucked. And then they fucked. So you, see, I would not have liked this. Yeah, you're right. There's a reason they didn't accept. I didn't death situation. Right. And then they fogged. And then they fogged. So you'd say I would not have liked this. Yeah, you're right. There's a reason they didn't accept.

I didn't get paid. Right. I wrote these stories on my fucking dude. You got a Dell and sent him off. Never heard back. Right. That's crazy that they never reached back out. What is this place?

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Listen to 13 days of Halloween on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You do remember Dell, computers?? Yes I do. Of course. I think this all around, right? Are they? Are you thinking of Gateway? Because we've talked about Gateway.

Many times. Is Gateway the same as Dell or not? No, Gateway is the same. Gateway will be the same. Oh, shit. We've hit that part of the show. Okay, wow. No that part of the show. Okay, wow. No, Gateway was the cow.

Dell was the dude, you got a Dell, and you're like, oh, fuck, maybe I do get a Dell. That guy's hair is super hard. Yeah, that guy was the... And then he was caught with a half roach on him after a fucking DUI or something, and then he was asked. But he was making a million bucks a year as the dude you're getting a del guy. Oh, just because, wow.

He had a roach. I'm gonna come. He had like, do not come. A little butt on him. That's fucked up. That sucks for that bro. My del computer, I remember I was,

you don't remember limewire? I was downloading. Of course. So many. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Okay. So many illegal things on lime wire,

that I opened up my Del one time and a skull and crossbones were on there. And the skull and crossbones, like little skull goes, ha ha ha ha ha. This dude knew. And then it was like a frying sound. A what sound? It's frying, like bacon.

OK. And then I'm like, it wouldn't start again. I took it to the fucking Best Buy, whatever, Genius Bar or whatever they, the Geek Squad. The Geek Squad? This one? Took it to the Geek Squad and they were like, took it to the Geek Squad.

Dude, you need another Dell, right? This kind of sounds like one of your pornoes you write. Yeah. Yeah. And then we started fucking. Yeah. And then you guys both went to your testicles out. Yeah. And then we started fucking. Yeah. And then you guys both with your testicles out. And the heat from our testicles fixed the laptop. There it is.

No. That's all it takes sometimes. It's your hard drive. It's not hard enough. Yeah dude. Your software is too soft. Yes, points. Dude, that drop. I don't know what that drop is. I don't know what that is. Oh, I think it's, um, that's like Earth Wind Empire or something. Yeah, he did it again. It feels good on this thing. It kind of shakes your testicles a little bit. It really does shake it, man. I wonder if we have the hornyest podcast. Oh, yeah, well, that's a that's good That's a good thing being a hornball rocks horn balls. These are horn balls Dude when I was looking up I was like trying to look up Cleveland facts because I've never been to Cleveland And I was like yeah, this is a cool city. I got to figure some stuff out about the city and

Hot pockets sent us a bunch of shit because they're evidently from Cleveland. And I love hot pockets too. So they sent us a bunch of stuff. And I was like, oh, yeah, hot pockets for Cleveland. So I'm looking it up. And then it's like, I looked up hot pockets Cleveland. And then the second thing up was Cleveland steamer.

Oh, the fucking he-dash. He-dash. Oh, shit. I'm glad you brought this up. Whoa. Yeah, good swag. I like all high-ups. What's going on here?

What's going on here in Cleveland that the Cleveland steamer is? Dude, how dope is it that you have like the craziest, weirdest, kinky-est, sex moves? It's fucking trained after your city dude yeah it's um a steamer is a steamer is explain to me what you think a steamer I think a steamer is pooping on a chest yes well that's a Cleveland steamer a steamer would just be the poop

oh Cleveland steamers the act of pooping on the chest so if I did that in California it'd be called a California steamer no don't do that I just want to Oh, Cleveland steamers the act of pooping on the chest. Wait, so if I did that in California, it'd be called a California steamer? No, don't do that. I just want to do that up. I don't want to take that. I'm checking.

I was just checking. I was fucking checking. Cleveland! I apologize. I should have held... Oh! OK, feel the energy that's put off the crowd right now, Kyle. I feel it. They claim the Cleveland steamers so goddamn hard here. Yes, and like

Dude, look the fuck like literally you've got a chance to rename your baseball team. Why weren't you the steamers? Wow Opportunity Blake do or mayor opportunity and so like from weekend like when you guys go way to like the lake house for the weekend like American Pys-style instead of just like losing your v-card is it like all like I think we're gonna do the Cleveland steamer I think today is gonna finally let me steam one baby vice-versa I think I'm ready I'm ready to see him. It's up to Shane. Honey, how will you go to prom with me?

All right. Yes. What is up with these like these fucking extravagant prom puzzles that kids are doing now? Oh, I don't know. Kids are organized about love now. Yeah. I saw one. I saw one. Yeah. Do they're getting like the whole football team to hold up signs behind some girl that she turns around. And it's like, will you go to prom with Skylar? Yes. And she's going viral?

No, it's a high school kid. So now they'd be called like, Brayden. Right. Yeah. You know what I mean? Kids have cool names now. Legolas. But it's either Brayden or Legolas.

Legolas. One of those two. But it's like it's either braiding or legolas legolas one of those two Yeah, but it's just an amputee kid, right? There's no legs legless Yeah Because if legless legolas asks you to prom you're like you turn your friends. You're like um one second What the fuck do I do? If you're like, I don't know how's he gonna Cleveland steamer you? He'll figure it out.

He's actually really good at it. Let's roll. He just does this. Yeah. Well, that's a thing. That's a thing when you're, oh, look at the swirl. Oh. The swirl around.

It was so great. It was really great. What the Cleveland steamer was. You do have to rub. It's not just the shitting. No, no, no. And then this is the sitting and the smearing.

No, that's what I read, dude. That's what I draw the line. I don't understand that part. You have to smear it around and smush it. Oh, that's the part you don't understand. Yes. Because what does it mean? Exactly because it released the steam to my inside away.

I thought it was enough. Like a... Oh, fuck, I'll look it up. Yeah, you guys care if we take 10-11 minutes to really figure this out. We're gonna fall down a hole. Drink amongst yourselves. Tend to that man who got the bubble. Exactly, the Cleveland steamer.

Yeah, okay. A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest. Okay. And sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steam roller. Okay. So it's not, it's not the steam coming off your hot poop. Oh, I always thought it was a hot poo steam. And that's where you're wrong.

I am wrong. And that's why when you were kind of calling it a California steamer, you know, it sort of was turning on you. Right. Now you see why, because you didn't even know with the fuck you were talking about. No, I spoke way out of pocket. I didn't know that. We were saying this last show that's up before, it turns out this, it's super educational.

Like you guys are going to learn shit tonight, which is pretty good. No, literally a little shit. You're going to learn shit. You're going to learn shit. Yeah. Who's got time for the grind and the steam out though? As soon as you're dropping a log, it's time to go. Right?

But I think you helped her up. And she has to kind of. Or him. Or him. And she has to kind of, or him, or him. Or him, thank you, boy. And she has to kind of like, tilt over the bowl, right? I don't think that you'd be living in that room. Wait, you're in a bathroom? No, you're not in that room.

I don't know, you get to it. You get to it. Like, you help her up so she's like, it sounds like this is really. And you support the back and then you help her pitch over. And it just looks like the limbo. That's the clearest. Exactly.

Yeah. And you're supportive. And you're supportive. Yes. No, but that's not happening if you're doing the steam roller part. That's not happening. I know. That's what I confuse. Well, Blake only imagined he's the one getting shit on. That's right. He did. He did. Yeah. I mean, it's not totally have to be the girl receiving the shit. No, not at all That's not the Cleveland way That's the that's the Columbus steamer Do we like Columbus or do we not like Columbus?

Wait wait, sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I did that wrong. Do you like Columbus? Wait wait, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I did that wrong. Do you like Columbus? Boy or do you not like Columbus? Pretty much back Sounds like they're kind of chill with Columbus Dude we just drove past it's bagel, dude, we just drove past, uh, it's bagel. Uh, we just drove past the stadium today. I totally forgot that you guys are the guardians now. Like, that completely escaped my mind, dude.

And do we like the guardians? I was kidding, don't, don't. Okay, great. Well, that is a question. That is a question because, uh, the Indians, it was a cool name and then you just went with a guardian's it was almost like you kept the ins yeah, what's dark? The Indians I feel like they're two different words

Well, they are Like Blake was saying earlier the spiders I guess were yeah,, that was on the- That was on the list. I'm sorry, the Cleveland spider. Yeah, I'm gonna say it. And then you could have Tom's along, be like spiders. Let's go! That's the tightest part about that. That's one thing.

That's one thing. You could have Spider-Man. Yeah, no, but mostly the der- The spider- The spider- I guess that's cool. I guess that's cool By dirt dude, but I was in high school you go to the dirt change from the Indians to the Patriots when I was in high school

These are all good things That's fine and it's good. We changed to the Patriots and I was Trying to get it so we weren't the Patri, and I wanted to call us the Ralph Riders, too. Wait. Bound, Is it rough writers because dogs say rough? Yes And I guess you guys Next fucking rock and if you change it to rough writers So call yourself the doors right to the finish line and then it was right at the right before they were gonna Improve it and then the principal came to us. I was on student council because I was a fucking dork and She was like the principal was like I know why you guys wanted to change it to the Rough Riders because it's a condom

Wow, oh really she thought my brother yo, I gotta see a picture of this principal just Full dude with ponytail like the glasses to get dark when they go outside Oh, I know week about the rough Traded belt transition lenses are no about these condos a rough rider. Yeah, I've never heard of that in my life. Yeah, also I was like not a popular condom. I'm like, no, it's not. It's about BMX and they ride ATVs.

Progen. And they bark a lot. It's fucking cool. How sick would it be if are if are it'd be cool for the football team, obviously. Right. Imagine fucking girls gymnastics yeah bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam Yeah, for us. Also, it's a slippery. Also, that would be pretty dope. Yeah. The Muff Divers.

The Muff Riders. Yeah. Muff Riders is sick. Yeah. But then your principal- I feel like that would be way more supportive of the Girl's Gymnastics team. Then your principal comes out and is like,

whoa, I know what you guys did that. That's my nickname around town, the Muff Riders. It's a N- it's a Nano My principal says that's a Nano and Omaha Nebraska. I mean he knows what the fucking I'm gonna get my fiero and drive off Yeah, what you guys are gonna be the bearback riders, huh? That's what you think, yeah. So, we saw the list of the pitches of the new names.

It's the rough riders, the bearback riders, the butt fuckers, and the muff drivers. The muff drivers. We're gonna go with Patriots. We're gonna go with Patriots. Patriots work for me. Yeah, we're gonna just use Patriots. We're going with Patriots. Patriots works for me. Yeah, we're gonna just use an existing football team. Pretty standard issue.

But that is one that can squash anybody who's like, this is bullshit, we're changing the fucking name, it's been this line four, and then someone's like, Patriots, they go, oh fuck yeah. Fucking strong, pretty strong, I like that actually. But then yeah, what sucks about that is like, you can't even say that you don't like it because they're like, oh, are you not a patriot?

And also this was the year, like, is this like 2001? That's what I'm saying. You needed, yeah, patriotism. You had to be fucking a patriot. Bullsway, bullsway, the flag on the car. You couldn't, there was not a whiff of not being a patriotic. I was like, you know, I was like 17, 18 years old. I was like, do I not a whiff of not being a pitchotic. I was like, you know, I was like 17, 18 years old. I was like, do I get a bold eagle tattoo to my chest?

Right, right. Did anybody say time that I do that? We had a flag on the, on the minivan. You for sure. Yeah. I think we had a, but it was a jack ball on the, well, sure, that's cally way. But like the flag was like the size of like the screen of your laptop. Now when someone has a flag on their car, it's like a fucking giant. It's like 12 by 12. It's a sale car can't even drive. No, the flag is driving the car. The wind is pulling right. It's a sale. Yeah. Actually, I'm back on board. Okay, there we go That's the instead of electric we use wind power So yeah, you're just constantly pulling ropes Sorry, I'm late dude you just ride in a fucking mad Max mobile. Yeah, yeah. Adam's the dude with the guitar from Fury Road. He's like,

and you're like, I don't know why he's here. He likes it. It's growing on me. I like it. Just give him another fucking monster energy. Yeah, dude, I'm sugar-free Red Bull. I respect myself now.

Yeah. I'll give it for you, Adam. Yeah. I'll give it for you. Yeah, I drink about six to eight cups of coffee in the morning, and then I segue to a couple diet or Dr. Pepper zeros. Okay. Okay. They're good. They're real tasty. And then later on the day when I'm thinking about working out, I'll drink two to three red bulls and then maybe some free workout.

Two to three red bulls. I haven't had a Red Bull in so long. Oh, and I coast that through dinner. I don't have any caffeine. And then I will either mix a little vodka, soda, and put a little Z-quill in it. Yeah, to go to sleep. Just get a sentence. That's a lot of beverages. That's a lot of beverages.

Are you just pissing constantly or? Yeah. Yep, yeah. The palpitation. Always pissing. Oh, wow. I just had a sip of this. This is throwing me back, dude. I haven't had a Red Bull in forever. No, yep. Yeah, the palpitation always pissing. Oh, wow. I just had a sip of this. This is throwing me back Dude I haven't had a red bull in forever

Really dude chuck it. Welcome. I'm not gonna chuck you. There's no way I'm a bitch What the fuck I'm 40 years old. I don't do this like him my heart would explode on stage It wouldn't and you're not 40. You keep aging yourself out, dude. We're the same age. We're 39. I don't think there's, yeah, but I don't think there's anything wrong with rounding up, especially

when I'm talking about heart attacks. Kyle is literally the only person I'm known who wants to be older. I just always, he's always been that like, we were like 23 years old and he's like, I'm basically 30. Right. Right. Why not? I don't know he's like, I'm basically 30. Right, or not. I don't know what that is. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Grandma with the flower in her hair Kyle was fucking hitting it off with this grandma. She was cool But she was also a little bit annoying, but she was cool. Yeah, she like legit like touch your face She did yeah, she did This is what you were talking about gardening and she was like show me your Roma tomatoes She was actually I was watching pickleball. I was watching major league pickleball on the plane and she kept trying to watch it Yes, please She was trying to watch pickle on the plane and she kept trying to watch it Yes, please She was trying to watch pickleball with I think she was trying to

Shit bro you had I didn't catch those vibes was she yeah, I was watching from behind and I I saw it Watching from the it wasn't nice come up. She sat right us and like we're like she was like this tall is perfect. Dude you guys should have I full towered her in the bathroom. Dirt. Okay. Dirt. We showed up. Miss opportunity.

Damn. Imagine it. You throw it all away to double team a gram. Man. Dude it's the road. Anything goes man. Do you think the road anything goes, man? Dude, you guys see a... Make a grandma. That's what we're doing.

We're doing like that when you said that. It's the road. Anything goes. Some girl was like, yes! Yes! Not really how it works. Fuck, babe. Like.

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Did you guys see the videos of our video of like this guy he was going to propose to his girlfriend as soon as she came out of the bathroom? On the airplane on the airplane. And then she goes in the bathroom so everyone's filming because there it's she's going to come out. He drop on one knee and he's standing there and then she's just blowing it the fuck up Yeah, I saw that but that's not real. I know I saw that and I was like this is so fucking it's fake It's not real. What do you mean? Anything on airplane let alone somebody in the bathroom. No, dude But she since my hip and back are all fucked up I'm always in the I'm always in the little you just said Front area like doing my stretches and then I hear people fucking blowing the bathroom up

No, you really yeah, if you're sitting right there you hear it So anytime you're shitting in the airplane bathroom The stewardess hears all of that I wish he would turn the microphone on and just put it up to the door. Right, the PTA. She's like, everyone take your seats. Take your seats. Oh God. Oh my God. No blood again. Zoe, I mean, I feel like, yes, you'd hear that you would hear Yeah, so really loudly saying oh no blood again. Yeah About checks out

Skat talk by this is important Thursday I thought that was fake It's the cost of it is what can you not have? I don't think you can trust many videos online. I assume everything is fake until I watch it. $60 in time. I have to watch it many times over to go, okay, that contusion seems real. See, that's why I only like to watch

teenagers fighting in classrooms. Right. Because that seems real, too. That is real, that's real. And these teens, they don't give a fuck anymore. Did you? Like, there was a really flight against the teachers in my high school. Maybe like one time someone like through a book or something.

Now kids are just throwing down with the teacher and the teacher is like, Are you want to go? Yeah. That is wow. Why are they doing it? We've covered this. There was a flight at my old middle school that involved 40 children and they broke a security guard's arm.

We said it was good entertainment. Dude, and it is. Think of it, you would have been like, hey, we're the rough riders and the principal is like, no, we're not going to be that. And you're like, then I'm going to beat your fucking ass. Yeah, dude. You want to go? What are the fucking rough riders, buddy?

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hospital right now. Crazy. What's wrong with crazy bone? He's sick. He isn't called me so I don't know the details but yeah which is crazy. The name all of the bone thugs. Because to me I you know I was a I was ancillary fan I was mostly listening to DMX. Mostly to DMX and 311. What's this from? What's the? Come on, Regina.

To get a message that they won't talk about. But to me, when I think of Bone Thugs, there's 48 members. Well, that's Mothugs. That's Mothugs, right? Okay. Wasn't there Mothugs as well? Like, Rollin' Ball. Yeah.

Can you name all the Bulls? I think I can. Absolutely. Go ahead. Busy? Busy bone. Lazy. I wasn't there mouth hugs as well. Yeah, can you name all the books? I think I can. Absolutely. Go ahead. Busy? Busy bone. Lazy. Lazy bone.

Wait, there was a lazy bone? Yeah, right. Let it happen. Crazy. Yeah, crazy bone. And then of course, everyone's favorite. Wish, wish bone. Oh, wish bone.

Wish bone. Where there was, what, five, four? There might be one more kind of like how the three suit Stooges have like shimp sometimes yeah, what's the other one? Pushbone Pruss bone Fresh bone oh Fresh bone. Yes, that's a good name That is that was kind of hard.

So I like that. Most of them rhyme. Most of them are like, oh, if you're going to be lazy, I'll be crazy. Busy. I'll be busy. I'll be busy. You're always so busy.

That's perfect. That makes a lot of sense. And we know you are crazy. And then flush is like, I'm doing my own fucking thing. Fuck y'all. Flash bone. Flash bone. I'm flesh bone.

I think I've said this on the pod before, but I know exactly where I was geographically when I heard thuggish-ruggish bone for the first time. Really? It's a thuggish-ruggish bone. I think I was in seventh grade. I was in music class. And the music teacher was like, OK, kids,

you can bring in your tape and play in the beginning of the class. And I want to, because I want to hear your music. I like that. That's a good teacher. And so she brought Charles Evans, brought in his tape and he cranked it on her boom backs all the way up and played thuggers. And it just destroyed her speakers like for the rest of the semester, whatever you'd

bring in your like, what the fuck ever and it would be like, but when Thuggersruggers bone came out, I was like, everything has changed. Oh yeah. It's still fucking goes. It's still fucking goes. Oh yeah, it's very- And I'm not just saying it's still fucking goes a bunch of times to tee you up to play. But you want me to play it. But that'd be nice. Because it does still fucking go. Still fucking goes. It goes. Do you think it's still fucking goes a bunch of times to tee you up to play. What do you want me to play? But that'd be nice. Because it does still fucking go. It still fucking goes.

It goes. Do you think it's still fucking goes? It still fucking goes. I guarantee it still fucking goes. I think it still fucking goes. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely no fucking way.

It doesn't still fucking go. It's still fucking. It's still fucking. It does still fucking go. It doesn't matter. It's good weed smoking. It's like I feel like I get that a lot. I would drive around in my car. How talk to the car?

Oh here it is It starts off so sweet Is she a bone that she have lady bone lady a bone? Does she have lady bone? Lady bone? Does she have a bone? Lady bone? Lady bone? Yeah. She has a bone name? Wait, we were joking as we do backstage. We're always joking. Always having such a good time. What would our bone thugs and harmony names be?

Oh, dude. Yeah, okay. I feel like I'd be Buzz Bone just kind of on the phone. Okay. Buzz, I'm not really getting paid to say that, but okay. Should be getting paid way more to say Buzz Balls constantly and throw them out. Yeah, I would, I would, I would or not. Made a bad deal.

I guess I would be like a Mercedes-Bone. Like, oh, good idea. Maybe I get a car out of it, I don't know. Mercedes-Bone. Oh, good idea. Maybe I get a car out of it, I don't know. Mercedes-Bone. I feel like I would just go, you know, just keep it on brand to go boner. Boner, right. You know. I feel like that's expected.

You know, like, why is none of them named boner? Right, right. That's a good one. But fleshbone is kind of like a boner. Or vascular bone. Yeah, Bainy bone, bainy bone, bainy bone, bainy bone, and ice cube. That's got a ring. I feel like I feel like I'm stuck. I was thinking maybe my initial thought was pickle bone. But I think that's a first. Yeah, that was a fucking one. One, one, one, even in my own head. And then my other one's not even better than that.

It's just bone bone. Like, yeah, maybe pickle bone. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't hate pickle bone. Okay. Would you hate bone bone? I hate it bone bone.

If I'm being honest, then be fucking asshole. No, no, I'm kind of in the bone bone. When you said hate bone bone, I was like, well, hates a strong word. And then I was like, I really don of into bone bone when you said hate bone bone. I was like well hate the strong word and then I was like I really don't like it though Bone bone, I think bone bone is cool. Yeah bone bone is like I'll be real I do want to hear a vote a verse by somebody named bone bone

Yeah, it's like incoherent, but maybe like the best. I feel like that's like okay freestyle rap Because it's like incoherent but maybe like the best. I feel like that's like- Okay, freestyle rap. Go. And then I pack- Boom, boom, got the mic and he's- And he's got the mic and he's- Boom and he's made out of bones and he's just got the tone.

That's what I got to pass- I pass the back to you. Maned out of bones and he's got- That's what the water fucking guts. That's what you guys- That's what you guys- That's what you guys- That's what you guys- That's what you guys- That's what you guys. That's what you guys. That's a lot of guts. Yeah. I don't know.

Wow. To me, it seems like bone bone would be only able to say the word bone, so it'd be like, that's kind of bone. It's like a dinosaur. It's like a not-the-mama situation. Bone bone. Well, that's how every song starts.

You know how like, Scott's story should be like, Scott's story. Yeah. Or like, you know, whoever producer's torch would be like Scott's torch. Yeah, or like you know Whoever produced for will like Call it like a call it one another one. Yeah, right it would be Bone bone. Well actually doesn't one of their songs start like that boom boom boom boom Doesn't one of their songs start that way yes it does Yes, he does tell me and what and they were what's it's a funny story they were calling their friend bone bone

who he's running like boom boom boom boom boom bone tell me I think I think I think I need to drink out here buddy yeah I said can we get some beers on the mother fucking stage Oh When they're We're trying to get us to take his shirt off Your belly button belly button Your boobs are bummer he's fired poke your boobs are cute What was that part until we filled the rich and on top there we go baby. I love that we do some some hot topics This is hot top. Mall talk.

Okay. Hit me with it. Okay. Yeah, I got the drop, baby. Hot topics. Diane Feinstein, the longest serving female US senator in history dies at 90 years old. Whoa.

She died? Whoa. What the hell? Oiler alert, dude. Yeah. That's a old lady. Look. Lady. Oh, well alert, dude. Yeah. That's a old lady. Well, good for her.

Yeah. Important to note that we did not give her flowers. Yeah. I don't know why I've ever talked about this woman before. Very much important to note that. Do we look? Was she still at the job she was, right? Yeah.

They were just kind of like motoring her around. She'd like diving into the chair. This has to stop. This has to stop. It does. I don't know what the like, you know when you go to like renew your driver's license and you have to do an eye exam and you like, if you can't see, they're like,

you don't get to drive. There's gotta be some sort of test and hastily. And I think I'm the guy, Holly Charge. To be in charge of that. Whoa. And I'm gonna take the alternate take. I love it. I Want everyone to be 112 years old. This is good and they're all just like this is good dude Adam and I don't think

Women should speak without being spoken to Was that her take That was Mitch McConnell or whoever that guy is. Oh, yeah, Mitch McConnell. Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze. You heard he's in the new band. He's in the new band.

He's in the new band. And what's cool about us? We know so much about politics. Dude, dude. Dude. Fucking dude. Dude. Dude. Mr. Freeze. Dude, you're fucking Joe Biden.

Hey. Who else? Fucking Biden, dog. Fucking legislative. Branch. Branch. Oh, yeah, dog. Judicial branch.

Judicial branch. Judicial branch. Trump. Trump. He's on. But he dropped. Here for 45. 45.

Yeah. I voted one time. A funny meme of Trump though. Because you know his little dance when he gets on stage, when everyone's hyping him up. He does this. He does this. He goes, he goes.

Right. How he does? Double dicks up. Yeah, it's very weird. And so the meme just said, like, when I'm jerking two dudes off at the same time. Right. And it's just a montage That got you honestly going honestly I

I've heard my vote with that Adam. I would read that porno though. Okay God, this is where I got a I got a tip back into yeah, you know what I bet now I could push one past the pen house Editor in chief. Well if you keep the guy from workaholics is writing. Oh, yeah, I'm a fan fiction And that checks out don't End them with and then they fuck and then they fuck wait, but serious question gun to head Would you rather get a hand job from Trump or Biden? Oh? Huh, believe what? Guns are like super quick on that to be like, for sure Trump.

For sure Trump. Well, I feel like Biden's like shaky hands would be like an extra shock effect. I feel like Biden's going to do a better job. No, I don't think that's on the aviators. It'll be softer. It'll be softer. No, I think I disagree because. It's a softer.

Trump hasn't worked in a garden. I feel like Biden might like care for a flower somewhere. Okay. That's what I want. Scooping shit. He's got calluses. Oh, Trump is just holding pens. He's just signing shit.

He's got soft hands. He's got those soft hands. I don't want him to sign shit with my dick though, dude. But then you get like the... My dick pen. The brown like tanning, whatever he's got going on on his hands, like all over your chest. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, absolutely. Extra lube, and it makes a lot of sense. Okay. Insync, and that's our thoughts on politics. I like our, our, our, our politics talk is, what's major politician do we want to jerk us off? Yeah, but like, it's the same, everyone's like, people vote about who they want to jerk us off? Yeah, but like it's the same. Everyone's like, people vote about who they want to have a beer with, right?

And I'm kind of just going past that. Yeah. Who do I want to jerk me off to completion? Yeah. And it turns out this couch is the next president in the United States. Yeah. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane.

That's insane. It returns with better place, first new song in over 20 years. Whoa. What? Do you have that, Blake? I don't know. Yeah, they were. It's called Better Place.

Insync returns with better place. It's called Better Place. It's called Better Place. It's for song in more than 20 years is out now. It says it's from the movie trolls. Is that true? That's for sure possible. Is that real bad? It's better places. That's like Justin Timberlake, right? It says better place in sync from Oh, it it's okay. So trolls band together. That's out November 17th. That's

shout out trolls band together. Dude, I love NSYNC comes back. The only thing that could bring NSYNC back was the third sequel to the trolls movie. After Justin Timberlake already made hell a dough on the first two. Yeah, and he was like, all right, you know fucking, what was that, not Lance, but the fat one that I kind of look like? I think his name was Joey Fat 1. Oh yeah.

I think it's Patone or something, but no, no dude, it's fat one. I think it's Patone or something. No, no dude, it's fat one. Joey fat one was like, yo Justin, give me some of that trolls cash homie. Yeah. I've been going to balls and doing headshot signings for the last 20 years. Please hook it up. I've been going on a live podcast tour. They're not fine I thought one of them was like going to space and shit. Yeah, Lance Lance Bass. He's an icon. I thought they had paper I mean obviously Justin Timberlake has more relevance and more paper from his solo album No, I thought that fat guy from Orlando that put them all together the boy band manager stole all their money Lou Pearlman, or I love that you knew this.

Yeah, I bet he gives a fucking great hand job, dude. There's no doubt. There's no doubt. No doubt. He's just in sync in the f*** out of it. How do you think he signed all those boy band members? Because he had Backsy Boards, he had in sync, and he had like 98 degrees.

Right. They're like, dude, we were going to give the pearl man. We were going to sign with a proper agency, but this guy took us all in the back and jerked the fuck out of our day. Yeah. Tuck us to the Magic Kingdom. Where do I sign? Well, should I play a snippet of the song?

Yeah, play a snippet, please. It's gonna sound like fucking... Because the first in sync, the first taste of in sync in 20 years. Um, it's... Enjoy, it's called... Yeah, they've been out of sync. They've been out of sync for 20 years And I'm going thank you. Yeah, the Loki points. It's definitely playing

Why does it sound like they're in the billboard They're shaking their heads now they saw the show they don't want any part of it. Oh, they're leaving wait Justin Tommy Okay, that's enough. I could even hear it. I was about to ask for it in the monitors do it if you Don't release a song for 20 years Don't have it be that song. No like what that had a lot of coming way stronger It came out with a fucking banger. Yeah, I mean, just to come out with that, remember when that song that was just like,

as, as, as, as, as, as, as, bounce. Mother fuck a hammer time. Yeah. Just do that song again. It's been like 12 years. In sync is back with a new song that's already a song. I mean, that's what life is. But you know, though in sync it up, it'll be like,

ass, ass, ass, ass. Right, super different. Wait, I just instinctively. That was a bye bye, bye ass, ass, ass, ass. Whoa, you guys sound good together. Thank you. Wait, hold up. I just want to play this song just because I really like it.

See, this is what you got to fucking drop. They should have just came out with this again. I think her, babe, is that this one? Yeah. That's gonna buy my- Okay, so if you're gonna get a hand job from somebody in, say, go. Who would I give a hand job in? No, give a hand job.

Oh, give? And it's gotta be two at the same time Hey, and then one other guy Lay it's bass in space. Okay, let's do away. I'm a JC guy. Wasn't that his name? Yeah Weirdly the one that kind of look like a wolf. I feel like in the late 90s You had to have one boy band member who sort of looked like a wolf Like because because backstab boys had that guy that looked like a wolf he did look like a wolf. I feel like

Girls want to fuck wolves Keyfee Davis charged with murder okay Murder in the two-pocket court case. What the hell? Oh, right, this is the dude who is that guy? They got him. Oh, right. The man Kefty Davis, 60 years old,

has long been known to investigators as one of the four sex specs identified early in the investigation. That shit's important. So that guy, he isn't the accused gunman but was described as the shot collar. Sure. Oh, by authority. So he wanted to be a baller?

Yeah. A shot collar? A shot collar. And I mean, crazy that fucking 20 years later, they're like, we got him. We got him. We got him. We got him.

We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. How do you even DNA you said he's 60 now say six that's a fucking bummer So he was probably gardening as we express that and he's just like oh Fuck I know why you're here. I got a feeling he wasn't gardening You know what's weird is that's not weird, but I was reading that or saw on the news Two pop was 25

That's not weird, but I was reading that or saw that on the news Two pop was 25 That's so young. I know man because I was like younger and I thought 25 was old Yeah, and now I'm old now we're so old dude It's 20 that's that would have been like if we died before the first season of work a hollus, right? That would have been sad that would have been sad you guys would have just been at the always sunny podcast show It's like I'd go to that. Yeah Why the Ohio Valley dumps cold cheese on warm pizza, huh? I've wondered my whole life Did not know this was a thing. It's called grandma style pie

Served in square slices top of cold cheese and cold toppings. Wait what square slices I get that you guys Fuck this or this is disgusting Yeah, okay cool. Ryan broke out at the Masonic Temple last night when someone was asked about cold cheese I'm glad you don't fuck with that, because I don't even understand that. All right. Hot pie, cold cheese. And thank you. No thanks. I don't know.

I mean, I like when I get a hot brownie with ice cream on top. That's kind of yummy. A pozuki? Yeah, but the brownie is completed, and the ice cream is completed. This is like cheese. We've covered it. He doesn't like this stuff completed, though. Right?

You want your cheese to completion. I want my cheese to completion I'm eating my cheese completed dude. There's not completed to a Rain in New York City generates life threatening flooding overwhelming streets and some ways. Did you see this shit for you? I'll swim out of it. Oh turns is good. I it turns this good. I'm just an aqua man. I like challenging natural disasters and just being like for you. Yeah. There was a huge earthquake for you. Hey, we have to evacuate.

You do. Yeah, I'm fine. 20,000 people dead. Yeah, for you. Yeah. For you and your family, I'm sure. I don't give 20,000 fuzz. Not me, dude.

I don't give a fuck. I tell my ass right out of there. Well, you're scared of water? Guess what? Your body's 80% water. You fucking idiot. Yeah, but, dude, imagine the grossness that is floating up from the New York subway system.

Imagine the amount you're like swimming and you're doing great, Ders. I believe in you. And your skills. He's got nose plugs. Are you putting nose plugs in and putting ear plugs into and you're doing great. I believe in you and your nose plug Are you putting nose plugs in and putting ear plugs into you're doing that? Yeah, yeah, there are I mean 200 million shitty sewer rats swimming right next to yeah, yeah, can rats swim? Yes, yeah Fucking last crusade huh? Haven't you seen last year's aid were all those rats just one man the last Trace when are the rats in the zones and the last crusade? Yeah, I don't remember when there's

That little vault there's all those rats and like the German Nazi. Oh shit Just give us a hammer something I didn't see you ask him for the Q&A question So I thought he's just coming up and gonna punch you in the back back of the head. Right. Again, someday. That would be awesome. Oh yeah, here we go. Just kidding, Adam. Donald Trump shares candid thoughts about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's romance. Okay. Woo! The former president, 77, addressed the alleged relationship between the NFL player and the pop star during an interview with the daily caller on

The 20th of September his comments came after Swift was seen enthusiastically cheering for Kelsey during the game doing impression. Do an impression. Please do an impression Is there a is there a Trump point? Oh my god, he called the ball Is there a Trump point? Oh my god, he called the ball. I'm so good. You know she says let's go all the time I'm so annoying So I'm kind of cool when he says it though And then he says I mean Trump is hilarious dude. He goes to the impression DeMiro yeah, I just went into my DeMiro I don't do a Trump impression

On the best I wish the best for both of them this is really bad I wish I did a best for the book to them. He's an old Italian man when I do a Maybe together maybe not most likely not I love it though He's a real easy guy. He's just like I wish them the best Maybe they'll be together probably right you don't even need to have that part Just say I wish you the best right yeah, but then that's not funny though, and then he grabbed his own Jake he goes I didn't realize he was 77 dude. He's another one of a golden oldie I didn't realize he was 77. Dude, he's another one of Golden Oldies.

Oh, hey. And Sharp, pretty sharp. Pretty sharp. Hey, fun at least. Pretty funny. What is this place? Wait, why my handcuffed? What am I doing here?

13 days of Halloween, Penance. Season 4 of the award-winning horror fiction podcast presented in immersive 3D audio. Where am I? Why, this is the Pendleton. All residents, please return to your habitation. Light stuff on your feet! You're new here, so I'll say it once. No talking.

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Premiering October 19th, ending Halloween. I'm going to get out. And how may I ask, or are you going to do that? Escape. Listen to 13 days of Halloween on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, we're doing hot hot cues and a's, everybody. Okay.

You guys have? Yeah. Sweet cues? We got some hot hot A. Oh, we got some hot A's for you. Steve Kennedy asked, during game over man, Adam, did you have a fluffer for your doinkie? He called it a doinkie.

And I enjoyed every minute of that. I see how he's called doinkie. D-O-I-N-K-E. I really like that. You're a doinkie. Adam was aI-N-K-E I really like that. You're doing key Adam was a little ripe but uh no Delicious along it's a long shoot day we shot that scene for like six hours You know, yeah, I was a days So at the at the beginning I was hyping myself up

I'd go and I take the towel. It's a scene from game over man Where my take us out for like five minutes straight? Yeah, and I would take the towel and I would do one of these maneuvers. Yeah. You wake it up, you stretch it out. I remember you. I remember you doing that being like, I see you over there in the corner like, ah, he's not, doesn't seem like he's ready to shoot.

Dude, and it's a bathroom scene, so there's mirrors. So there's just like you guys were watching me go like, come on. Come on, buddy, please. Please. Come on. You got a better showing. He's like, no, buddy. Please. Please. Come on. Like, you got a better showing. But no, no, no fluffer. So that's basically I fluff myself.

Yeah, me. So fluffer. Robert. Nick. Nico Mini. Nico Mini. Ah, yes. The Nico Mini.

Just. Hey, do you guys like anime? Hentai. Hentai? So here's my problem with Hentai. What is Hentai exactly? Hentai is like anime? Hentai? Hentai? So here's my problem with Hentai. What is Hentai exactly? Hentai is like anime. There's no taxes.

My problem is that you click on it, it seems cool. And then for some reason, all the chicks have monster cocks. What? Are I'm listening? They're all fucking each other. Is there no straight,o Hentai anymore? I say I don't love jerky not a cartoon So like I like to do it. No, and sooner or later ladies. It's gonna get too real

The eight Well, you know like how porno is always at the cusp of every technology. Yes, yes You know the AI porno is always at the cusp of every technology? Yes, yes. You know the AI porno is going to be like, so good. I feel like it'll be the end of our civilization, but people just won't leave their computers. I'll just be like, I mean, real women are already starting to cross their eyes in real life because of this stuff.

Oh, yeah, though. And no one's asked it for that. You're going to end up fucking with your eyes stuck together. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking for it. So Daniel asks, oh, is this topical? Who's your faith in Sync Guy? Oh shit. Well, we just got one. The fat one. Did we just do that? Yeah. Oh, I guess I'm a JC guy. I'm sticking with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously Timber Lake. Yeah, I was going to say,

I think I'm a Timber Lake guy'm a timber like I know that that's Just too real but so Ben wants to know do you wipe front to back or back to front? I have to know always Front to back Yeah, that's what's happening front to back. Yeah, everybody wipes front to back You're not gonna mash your shit into your nuts. Yeah, you're smearing it on your You know, I thought you're giving yourself a steamer. It's a self-steamer. I Steams By the way, I found out and we've talked about this on the podcast, but

Shooting game over man. I like shot a scene where I was on the toilet and it ended up not making the movie But I wonder why it was the original ending and I'm not making the movie, but I wonder why it was the original ending and Yeah, me wipe it my ass was the ending and then at the end I Took the toilet paper and stood up and did this yeah, and everybody was like what the fuck are you doing? You're out of frame. You've got you're out of frame now Adam. Yeah We're not saying guys were like what's going on? And I'm like I'm wiping my ass as a human being would do Yeah, this is called acting. I'm living in ass as a human being would do. This is called acting. I'm living in the moment.

Right. This is a character choice. And then everyone was like, well, that's not how one wipes their ass. And that was the first time I realized that not everyone stands up to wipe their ass. I was different, mommy. That's fucking so bizarre to me, dude.

We put when you're doing that, he does. Hey, lights up. Lights up. Raise your hands if you stand up to wipe your ass. It's all the big boys. Look at that. Why don't they stand up if they stand up? That's right. And one woman. Loud and proud. Not a lot of us, but enough of us that it's not weird. We are a proud people. Also, I don't I just noticed that there was a dude with a huge dick and bust awesome. Yeah, oh yeah, dude Hey before we move on I do want to say the last 18 to 24 months I do finish with a back-to-front just in case what and and

You'd be surprised Oh Surprise what yeah, what where's the co-working why you surprise surprise little extra little extra no good because like it's like when like a airplane is like in a crash and you go hide behind a rock and like you're safe this way I'm finding that little

guy that was safe for that way and I'm going back that way that's true it's like that makes a lot of. It's like that. It's like that. It's like that. It's like that. It makes a lot of sense, girls. Durs, I like that.

So Steven S. wants to know, at what point while filming Workaholics, did you feel like you, in quotes, made it? Huh. Also, my birthday was Wednesday and I want to chug a beer with Adam the Bitch. Bro.

Very cool. Well, let's answer this question. Okay. Kyle, at what point will filming work a house did you feel that you made it? We made it. What made the show? You know, there's like 2,500 people here.

Yeah, we've made it. I feel like this is sort of making it. We're not telling the story. I know what it was. I remember when it was. I remember, I had to access something, but it's like, it's just, we shot that show in our house that we rented and it was ours. And like, I remember when we first shot there

with the whole crew and I woke up early to make my coffee and there was like 12 big trucks. There was 12 trucks outside and life stopped. It mean so many old dudes asking me what was going on. I like the story. I like the thing. There was 12 trucks outside and life's dumping me. So many old dudes asking me what was going on. And I was like, oh, this comes with a lot of responsibility. I think I've made it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I felt good to me. I was like, all right, I'm a grown-up. I'm almost 40. I feel good. You were at almost 40 or 26 years old. Yeah, but I felt 40. Yeah, but you weren't but I'm no for me. It was after the first season already aired and we went to Bonnaroo Yeah, oh the music festival Bonnaroo and it was fucking mayhem after that first season like people were just Going crazy for the show and we had to have security walk with us

Which is really cool and I was being a big dick about it. I'm like, don't look at me. Right. I'm a store now. Yeah. No. I think it really resonated with me when I saw the slacker wig in a spirit Halloween store. Yeah.

It was like, dude, they started to sell a wig that looked exactly like Blake. Yeah. And the dude who's a model doesn't really look like me. He's just like, dude, they started to sell a wig that looked exactly like Blake. Yeah. And the dude who's a model doesn't really look like me, is it? Yeah, it does. He looks identical. Yeah, what do you mean he looks like? Yeah, he looks just like you.

He looks just like you, dude. But I remember you and every other white person. If you go on the description on the website, it's like, do you want to look like a fucking loser or something? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, this nappy gross hair, it could be yours. Like the description is very hurtful.

And Blake's like, I made it. And I'm like, alright, I made it. What about you, Thurs? I'll say that like when you move to, so I'm from outside Chicago and you move to LA to like make it, right? A and, yes, we're in Cleveland, you're a genius. Cleveland! And you move to LA and it's very fucking big.

It's sprawling a lot of people. And then when we got a billboard for the show, it got a little smaller. Okay. Yeah. So actually, dude, I should have snored during your story. Cleveland! Ashley and Dan say, what should we name our baby?

Oh, Legolas. You misspelled our, so. What would they spell our? I mean, they definitely meant to go, oh, you are, but that's a motherfucking V dog. Wait, what? You can't slam him. What should we name over, baby? Name over, baby.

Name over, baby. 36. Name over, baby is the sequel to Game Over. I think a pretty cool name would be, um, bone bone. If it's not bone bone, we're not ever coming back to Cleveland. It has to be bone bone. I'd like to come back. Well, if it's a girl not bone bone, we're never coming back to Cleveland. It has to be bone bone. I like to come back. Well, if it's a girl, I want to talk about this.

If we were to ever have a girl, I'm like, why can't I name it Chloe Jr.? If it's a girl, name it Ashley Jr. That's hard dude. That's got a cool. That's sick. Yeah. And if it's a boy, Ashley Jr. Boy's to be Ashley, too Yeah, dude, fuck that. Of course they can of course they can go patriots

So Jenny McCarthy the Jenny McCarthy what? What was the most awkward embarrassing slash cringe? Jenny fuck you cringe dude dude cringe. I hate that word like cring I know Like nothing is cringed to me right cringes timeless That's the only thing that's timeless. I love cringe. Yeah cringes rocks through all me the cringes king I love it right cringes who stole what was the call me the cringe king. I love it. The cringe who stole Christmas.

What was the most awkward embarrassing cring scene? The four of you ever filmed together, go into great detail, please. Jenny, don't tell me what the fuck to do. You lose. He's an asshole. What was it that most awkward awkward embarrassing cring? Cringes scene to do? Seen that we made.

Seen to do that we made do I don't know why would say during we did episode fry guys where we like smash dead fish on each other. Yeah I mean that was an awkward or embarrassing or cringe, but a fucking suck to see We um we touched upon it last night. There is that scene where Kyle like just deep throats butter and that was oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that was really That was a hard day on set I would yeah, would you call that cringe is that cringe though? Because I think some people That are total bitches might think it's cringe. Yeah, I Do think that was the whole thing about the show is that like it wasn't cringe like we were like this gonna be funny

And we do is just do it and then some people are like cranche If you ask the crew and the staff like they'd be like yeah, it was cringe But if you're worried about being cringed, you're never gonna be funny, right? That's hmm Okay Can't worry about cringe. And Justin Williams asks, do you even like Cleveland? And what?

Hey, yes. Been here for like 10 hours. Yeah. And so far so good. Really like it. We'll probably go drink some beer somewhere tonight. Yeah, I know. This theater is fucking dope.

This theater is sick. Very cool architecture Nice dude. I love believe and it was fucking gorgeous today. I walked to the brown stadium. It was fucking cool My only regret is that we don't get to go to a game and be in the fucking dog pound dude I would like I do want to go is the rock and roll hall of fame worth it because I'm a dog pound dude. Oh, right. Yeah, true. I would like, I do want to go, it's the Rock and Roll Hall fame worth it, because yeah.

All right, yeah. Yeah, we got a yeah. Okay, yeah. We got some, no, this, we got a hard pass. This guy right here. Oh, hard pass. That's kind of what I thought you would go. Now, it'll be tattooed, it'll be tattooed,

it'll be tattooed, it'll be tattooed, it'll be like, whoa, that's Green Day's drumsticks. Right, I know it'll be sick, it'll be sick. Are you mad that like somebody didn't get in? You're like weird owls, not in, so fuck that place. They better have weird owling there, I'm gonna be fucking. I don't think weird owls in the rock and roll hall of fame bro. You think he is? Oh my god, yeah, fuck that.

I'll stick with the fucking dog pow baby. There you go, there you go. You can just one. Any take-backs, apologies, any epic slams, boys? Oh, yeah. Ethics slams. Ethics slams. I could take back the freestyle, because I really know that that was bad.

That was weak. And was cool that it lives in eternity on the podcast. Yeah. Yep. Yep. That's right. Oh, boy. How was that? How is that?

Looks like some epic giveaways. I guess I'll take back that moment when I said like the two pairs of testicles. I don't know why I said that. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah don't know what I was thinking. Yeah. You were hard. Taking home erotic thoughts is what you were thinking. Man, I just really put myself in that hot air balloon with you, buddy. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't have to take that back. Yeah. OK, you know what? I'm going to do the first double down. I double down on the testicles. Hey! Where you going? There we go.

I got it. That's what I like to see. And also with you. Take back the apologies and double down It's not like that double down. They're good. Any take back apologies any double-dums Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We didn't get to spend more time in Cleveland. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah It was To the dirt right isn't that a bar the Cleveland I need to get DIRS to the DIRR, right? Isn't that a bar of the DIRR? Back in the swan thing. Back in the swan thing.

That could be the Cleveland DIRR. Three people. Right, right, right. Yeah, I like that. But if you don't, I would say that I know a few people from Cleveland, and they all fucking rocked him. Yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude.

There's a lot of good people here. My friend Mary's here, and she, I mean, we used to throw down back in the day. It was fun. What throw down? You fucked? No, alcohol. What are you doing? He just said my friend is... Yeah, that was kind of a long job. Well, I thought that was a weird place to like admit to everybody that you and Mary used to get an order.

Exactly. Which is why I did not ever have sexual intercourse. But you know Mary. Yeah, I do know Mary. Hi, sorry, I just said that. I take that back now. That's a good thing. I'm not going to sexual intercourses. But you know Mary. Yeah, I do know Mary Mary.

Hi, sorry, I just said that. I take that back now. That's a good take back. Yeah, I take that back. That was rude. And I'll apologize for in sync. Like, they fucking flaked. They were coming out.

They were fucking. And the wings ready to perform for you guys. And then I saw the fat one go, I can't do this. Yeah, he said fire at the PJ. We're out of here. Yeah I saw the fat one go I can't do this. He said fire at the PJ we're out of here. Yeah. The fucking fat one. Yeah the fat one took his belly through it off to the side. It's like I got it here. Is he going to get shredded though like can Joey fatone have one of those transformations? No dude I think I mean he's probably in great shape. I bet he could kick my ass right now. Well, yeah. Well, because that's the thing.

It's like the guys are a little bit bigger. You know, when they get a little older, they start lifting weights. So, Dr. Dre. So strong, dude. When Dr. Dre and Bustarheim's just got enormous. I love that. I love that.

Yeah. Yeah, bro. What is your take back apology? Any give away? I apologize for the the rapic Do we have some epic giveaways though? Yeah, we sure do should we give them away? Yeah for sure Oh, yeah, we got some giveaways epic giveaways. Yeah, okay. All right Let me throw one of these to this guy right here

Dude are they better be so epic. They're so epic Okay, I'm gonna throw it to randomly somebody right That's where you grow sweet oh yeah, and we have fucking hot pockets. Oh who wants some like warm ass hot pockets Yo, these are these are very warm. Yes, they have not been cooked or frozen I probably wouldn't eat them Damn these are pockets are hot pockets. We're who's a small person who's small? Yo a size small who wants this? Where's a size small? Yo, I'm just gonna really try and throw that out. Yo, I'm gonna throw this really far ready Setti

Goey I'm gonna throw this really far. Ready? Teddy? Goe. Hell yeah. Ready? Back row. Back row, this is getting to you guys. Frisbee golf style. Hell yeah. Oh, I'm gonna have to just roll it up. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Oh My dude you fucking made it up there

Rock it Thank you so much, Cleveland This is important! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 13 Days of Halloween Penance Season 4 of the award-winning horror fiction podcast presented in immersive 3D audio.

If I am under arrest, you have to tell me what I'm charged with. Starring Natalie Morales of Parks and Recreation and Dead To Me. Please, spend some kind of mistake. I'm not supposed to be here. How do you know? I'm innocent. Are any of us truly innocent? Primering October 19th, ending Halloween.

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